Thread 720164676

games about uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh.... i dont know

shut yo ass up

>>720164676 (OP)
Games with stats autism maybe?

>>720164676 (OP)
grabbing neicha's fluffy hair

>>720164676 (OP)
games about dumb horses doing dumb things that are dumb

I aint eating no mo fuggin veggies

>He's back
>After losing AGAIN yesterday

>new janny-mindbreaking image drops
>thread instantly nuked

Wish me luck bros

>>720164895
>>720164908
So it happened AGAIN!

>>720164908
i didnt get warned or banned this time at least

>>720164908
>instantly
Let's not be disingenuous now it took xer almost 30 minutes to read all the words in that image.

>>720164967
didn't some people say that posting your run and roll in this threads causes bad luck?

>>720164908
Post it i didnt see it

Bakushiiiin

>>720164979
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame umaposters, we can blame the ban cooldown, we can blame our mod team, we can praise /v/ma's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Hiroshimoot and the mods, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or stopping /v/ma getting fastest thread on /v/ for that matter. Not moderating like this. What do you think, /jug/?
#JannIN or #JannOUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
http://hiro.asks.jp/
https://jlingz.com
https://x.com/hirox246
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>720165096
it's that one, now edited to be more accurate

>>720164865
Catch!

>>720164865
>comes out halfway through 2026
it's not fair, I want to tame that fucking brat...

>>720165174
>flying pickles
URARA DUCK!

>>720164865
THE GIRL'S GOT TO EAT
SHE'S GOTTA HAVE HER SUPPER

>>720165107
that's not what she's saying

>>720164676 (OP)
Marry your umas
https://youtu.be/l7WNfo9mU7o

Are there any evil umas ?

>>720164857
>Japanese humour

>>720165402
ENTER

>>720165402
Define "evil"

>>720165402
Dream Journey looks fucking evil but I can't prove it

>>720165402
Goldship when she cucks me out of Hopeful Stakes wins.

>>720165402
super creek, she bullies all the poor little umalets

>>720164676 (OP)
>>720164806
>>720164857
That's nice, Nature.

>>720165441
>>720164857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvyuhdmTfEc
Why did they do it?

Why are so many Rice Shower fans trans?

>>720165402
fiendish creature

>>720165402
that little grinning shit that almost killed oguri at the beginning of cinderella gray is pure evil

When are they adding Titty Ride as a trainee?

>>720165607
why are you so ears

>>720165367
It's Mayonegg

You can pay 4M Yen ($27,135) starting in October for your very own mini Golshi.
just prepare your mare for him in advance

>>720165495
If you can prove it, then you know too much. You don't want to be in that position.

>>720164676 (OP)
Has anyone seen a really pregnant girl cosplaying Ogurin after eating too much?

>>720165608
>Janny alert! Janny alert!

>>720164857
How marvelous Sunday is not in constant horrific back pain is beyond me

Can YOUR Uma take the front next cup? Let's find out
83186081
1 uma per anon

>>720165724
that wouldn't be very marvelous would it

>>720164908
Best Uma pair for breast envy?

Anyone up for some practice CM races?
You know, just playing a video game together in a completely video game related thread...

>Kyoto Turf 3200m (Long)
9 Slots / Any number of Umas
47312694

>>720165710
Get back to studying, Kitahara.

>>720165750
>Can YOUR Uma take the front next cup?
I already know she can't.

>>720165607
Prove it.

why did they make cheval grand a dyke in season 3

>>720165710
>Preggo cosplay
SEX

>>720165402
Umamusume A

>>720165724
uma physiology is very different

>>720164676 (OP)
Im the only el condor pasa fan

Really wish they gave us more than three borrows per day desu senpai.

>>720165237
At least there's time to save again...

>>720164806
why does she look so sad?

um, special week bros?

>>720165750
ANON I HAVEN'T MADE MY CANCER ACES YET

>>720164857
i love marvelous chests

>>720165724
Where that short conversation from air groove about umamusume being different from regular humans?

>>720166017
oh my lord

>>720165823
>reading the mecha uma event
>Umamusume A calls it a useless robot
She really is evil.

>>720166017
BAKANA

>>720165095
>didn't some people say that posting your run and roll in this threads causes bad luck?
I can attest to that.

>>720165978
Tenés que cerrar el Arima Kinen, solo las ichiban ninki hacen eso

>>720165887
Yeah...I fucked up something then my next career Oguri immediately was hit with Slow Metabolism into 2 failed infirmary visits.

Do green skills count for skills like Tail Held High that need other skills activating to trigger them?

>>720165402
>>720165402
Gold horse made your waifu disappear and focer you to train hnmjmader.

>>720165773
>Full
LEMME IN I JUST FOUND THE THREAD

>>720166017
S-source?

>>720165773
Good race, Umadachis

>>720165785
https://x.com/sonochichi/status/1936381559893885359
https://x.com/riceshowerdaily/status/1948464727337959716
https://x.com/ricessisterwife/status/1964108629541347411
https://x.com/finduet/status/1956198740051550427
https://x.com/DefinitelyGlorb/status/1952487247389085952
https://x.com/snailtuber/status/1951997588653113724

>>720165402
Gold horse made your waifu disappear and force you to train her.

>>720165773
My Goldship lost... It's over for me
B Rank, here I come

>>720166137
>Tail Held High
What a slutty sounding skill.

>>720165607
Because they can relate to her early death

>>720165967
you wouldn't be smiling either if you had to take a life

>>720166143
>Gold horse made your waifu disappear and focer you to train hnmjmader.
Toreina-san?

>>720166284
What did she mean by this?

>>720165750
7/9
I'm surprised there aren't any Seiuns

>>720166391
My seiun is currently unusable for miles

>>720166391
luckletbros...

>>720165607
She looks emo, acts emo, and is extremely girly, so all the mentally ill, wrist cutting females and trannies look at her and think "Omg xisters.... this is literally me"

>>720164676 (OP)
Now that we all have Seiun Sky, who's the next pull?

>OH HO HO HO HO HO!
>Seems the local janitor continues to make an annoying NEIGHsayer of himself in regards to Uma threads!

>>720165773
>public room tests
>taishin beat a whale golshi
>race against an anon yesterday
>lose but mtg gets a close second
>now
>6th, 7th, 8th
I don't understand this fucking race, gg though, good luck anons

>>720166137
They work for groundwork but isn't Tail Held High for skills that activate mid-race?

>>720164676 (OP)
Neicha.
Sex with Neicha.
Sex with plain girls.

>>720166391
8/9

>>720166370
It means she's "curren"tly obsessed with you

Neicha cute

>almost got the best result I could have asked for from a career
>except for no Long S
Come on game I know I'm gonna get raped by Gold Ship anyways, at least give me a bit of hope before letting me down.

>>720166391
I need a better golshi for the cup, I don't have time to train her rn.

>>720166485
metafags will pull for summer maru while neetgods will get doto, then it's cafe, cross and urara alt, all of them in 1 ticket pull

>>720166284
that’s a horse

Other than haru urara which horse has the worst record in the game?

rare curren toreina spotted

>>720166750
>>720166742

>>720166391
I didn't get her...

>>720166750
Natty never won any big race.

>>720166549
Still 8/9
Starting in three minutes

>>720165750
One more, come on

>>720165750
I'd join but all my uma are crap, might as well put Imagine Losing in

AND THEY'RE OFF

>>720166918
>janny enters the race with Indian Breath

>>720166017
MY... GOD...

All rise for the Queen of /v/!

content creators whining about accelerated schedule lmao
they wanted to roll for every "meta" uma and support card and wonder why they don't have enough carats

MY HORSE IS GETTING BLOCKED
MOOOOVE

>>720166750
probably twin turbo

>>720166667
All I want is Tamamo Cross, I may as well give up if I don't get her.

Well played /v/ros

>>720167062
For now.....the queen will fall

>>720167153
the super banner is close to her release tho, your basically going to get her one way or another.

>>720167107
When you're BROCKED you're BROCKED

>>720165237
She's very sweet and calm, nothing to tame here.

>>720166485
the choice is pretty obvious
>THE RAPIST OF THE """CONQUEROR"""
>THE REAL REPRESENTATIVE OF THE AGNES NAME
>3 COUNTRY RACING
>CATGIRL-LOOKING UMA
>6 G1 OWNER
>TRUE HERO
>FUTURE HALL OF FAMER
>ERA-DEFINING
>ETERNALLY UNDERESTIMATED
>HENTAI PSYCHO
DI
GI
TAN

>>720167224
Eat your damn vegetables.

>>720167217
I need 30k before the big one at least, I'm not 100% sure if I'll make it since I'm at 9k currently.

>>720166485
hishiama and doto of course

>>720166810
>>720166838
false, in a race with 10 participants, you only have a 30% chance to get 3rd place, the fact that she did it consistently is a marvelous miracle

>>720167260
YAADAAAAA! YADA! YADA! YADAAAAAAAA!

>>720166391
FAT FUCK

i understand how groundwork works, but i don't get why it makes front runners so hard to pass like that suzuka. does groundwork last the whole race?

>>720167258
>Descendant of secretariat
I kneel to the pervert...

>>720167346
>marvelous miracle
come again?

>>720167346
It's Tuesday, Marvelous.

>>720167307
you'll have 2 sparks by then

>>720165493
Oh my god she's doing the CIA stance.

>>720166391
holy shit i got jumpscared by oguri

>>720167409
the digitan fanclub grows

How are the Hishi Anons holding out?

Grass wonder and her fat ass…

>>720167258
>Late November
Damn, i thought I had more time.

>>720167258
Her SR get's buffed, r-right?

>>720167062
When is the next queen of /v/ race?

>>720167258
>>720167409
Oh shit really? She ever do anything like her old man?

>>720167571
you can always get her in march

>>720167510
dead after seiun sky

>>720167539
that ass is Grass'

what did they mean by this?

>>720167576
The /v/ictory stakes take place directly after each Champion's Meet

>>720167150
>>720166750
>Very consistently jumps to first place at the beginning and holds it up to the final corner of all his races
>Shits the bed over and over again at the home stretch
its funny
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/result/1988106332/

>>720167574
why did Alduin do it anons?

That's the Curse
I've been told that beating the final boss while Cursed is a secret achievement
Activate Curse by going to the Plantwoman that wanted Purple Shit earlier

>>720167510
did a 10 pull on a support banner and got an copy of sunday, cross, and finally a copy of top cun, i still have 30K for Amazon.

>>720167576
CM finals race day right after they're done

>>720167510
still saving

I thought you guys were lying about the schizo wtf?

>
Melty time!

cygenerous... onegai...

>>720167581
Her biggest feat is completely destroying opera's dynasty, after losing to digital opera never won again and shortly after retired, same thing happened to doto

>literally torture yourself to make a competitive uma for a fucking p2w gacha pvp mode
>complain how the game is p2w and rng
why are global players like this

>>720167768
Why would anyone lie about that?
We just wanted to talk about video games

>>720167816
The pvp mode is the only way to get a respectable amount of carats. No carats means no cool new trainees.

>>720167768
>I thought you guys were lying about the schizo wtf?
Nope, we document our stuff thoroughly.

>>720167918
This is NOT ok

>NOOOOOOOO!!!! STOP DISCUSSING VIDEO GAMES ON /v/!!!!!! I'LL START SPAMMING CP IF YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the sad fucking state of this website

>>720167643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8EMndSFFMk

>>720167881
>>The pvp mode is the only way to get a respectable amount of carats.
Is it really though? I'd say team trials and clubs are pretty consistent. Most of your carats are gonna come from other places and even open/class B offers comparable carats to the winners circle of A.

>>720167816
Maybe if people didn't put 1200 wit Umas on their team trial comps to inflate their rank, I wouldn't take the only serious PvP mode in the whole game so serious

>>720168038
winning group A finals will give you like 3000 carats total anon

>>720167881
on the other hand you can grind 6mil fans a day for your club and get higher carat rewards than champions meet lmao

>>720167643
I wish Pokke would get added sooner. I'd take zoomer Helios too

>>720168038
Keep in mind that we're under an accelerated schedule, with no compensation for all the lost daily/weekly carats from missions and club/TT rewards. We don't even have 50 carat dailies like JP does.

>>720167643
>yurifaggots keep using clips where helios calls another uma "my type" as ship fuel because they don't know what a gyaru is
I FUCKING HATE NU-WEEBS SO MUCH

>>720167881
how about you just spend money? Buying an anniversary pick ticket is less work than trying to win CM

>>720168038
Getting first place gets you 6 weeks worth of team trials carats.

I love McQueen!

>>720168267
what's her fucking problem

>>720168293
>Admitting defeat

>>720168313
Why

>>720168293
because trying to win as a f2p is the most fun part of the game and makes all the grind worth it, grinding is what the game is about anyway
I already won the previous CM btw

>>720168272
Uhhh I don't know what you're talking about, i just wanted to post gentildonna's massive tits

Uma threads have now provoked schizos to spam:
>Nikocado Assholes
>Horse gore
>CP

>>720168197
>we don't have the rewards from 4 years of content like JP does
top kek
just play in JP bro

Is Mambo for you?

>>720168293
Anon....the power of the whales is corrupting, using it will slowly turn you into one

>>720168038
>>720168197
>>720168297

Okay but does the amount of time you have to dump into making the perfect to ace to MAYBE get first place in A give you a fitting reward? No. You get comparable carats just for making it to the finals. You have to do HOW many careers? How much breeding? To just get slightly more carats (assuming you dont get blocked) than the shitter who won OPEN? In my opinion this shit is more for bragging rights than actual carats. I get that first place winners get slightly more, but for participating you get plenty of rewards as well. It doesn't compensate you well enough for the amount of time to takes to make an ace that actually can get first place. Everything else in the game respects your time better.

With this accelerated schedule you're also more likely to burn yourself out trying to get first place everytime, because you're going to have zero downtime in between CMs, whereas nips had a whole month to prepare for each one. For us it's like every two weeks. It doesn't respect your time, I don't think the rewards are good enough to warrant that unless you're really having fun with it or just want the title or whatever.

>>720167646
Top Cun is truly of miracle of nature.

>>720168438
/uma/ when?

>>720168372
>renaissance men coming to town
i don't know what that means

>>720167816
F2ps literally don't complain about this. Only seasonals and tourists do. F2ps are just working with what they have to make their horse competitive which you can do and get above a 70-80% winrate with smart carot and uma spending on meta shit can easily beat whales who don't spend excessive time grinding.

>>720168451
>ace to MAYBE get first place in A give you a fitting reward?
Yes.
>No
Wrong
>You do HOW many careers?
Careers I would be doing anyways, 3 a day. Just now focused on a specific goal.

>>720168445
there's literally nothing wrong with whaling or spending money to avoid spreadshitter faggotry. No one asked you to pull for seiun sky dude

I really like her :)

>>720168451
idk man I'm just having fun
>number go up
>race against anons
>beat some whales
I'm never burning out, I'm used to grinding and have a club to take care of

>>720168084
Have you ever raced with your livelihood on the line?

>>720168359
>>720168382

>>720165724
She probably barely has any because she's fit and active like all umas.

>>720168496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL0JTFN9sgY

>>720168624
>
Show me your aces, NOW. This is life or death

>>720168604
NTR DETECTED ITT
DEPLOYING LOVING TASK FORCE

so king and urara are big friends?? how come king barely appears on urara's story?
now i'm craving content where king dotes on urara lol

>>720168443
No, she's for me.

>>720168654
yeah but i don't know what that means charlie because thats not renaissance

My club is ranked D+ with people who haven't logged in in 2 weeks or more. Only 8 players out of 30 actually play frequently.

>>720168845
come to der/v/
there's still an open slot

>>720168845
What the fuck are you doing anon, join a /v/ club

>>720168451
>Okay but does the amount of time you have to dump into making the perfect to ace to MAYBE get first place in A give you a fitting reward?
What else am I supposed to be doing? I already have my TT squad set up and I might get some good parents while I grind.

>>720168197
Yeah, as much as it hurts, I'm dropping this game. I don't even care about the MLB cards, but the shitty event grinds, lack of QoL (30 minutes for dailies in 2025 wtf) and lack of casual friendly carats sources is too much.
I only wanted Maya in her cute dress, instead I got Air Groove TWICE and I'm 70 pulls away from sparking. Such a bummer.
Good luck to you, I'll stick with the anime.

>>720168703
N-no, I'm a regular here. I already bought a daily carat pack. I don't get Seiun in the next 10 days/20 pulls, I'll spend 60 dollars on carats.

>>720168845
bag em boys

>>720168621
If you're having fun (I am too), then I dont see any harm in it. But I think people get way too hung up on an extra few hundred carats or whatever. It's nice to win if you can. Wasn't even the one who asked the original question, but I just think people get way too hung up on trying to get first place not realizing that simply participating and making it to the finals period will give you a decent amount of rewards

>>720167816
yeah don't play for the pvp play the braindead no skill clicking simulator for fun instead, lmao. Or even better play for the heckin cute horse girls XD

gacha is a mental illness, you are like trannies try to spread it, that's why you cucks seethe so much when your threads get deleted, not because you want to discuss this non-game (because there is nothing to discuss) but just want to spread your gachAIDS to as many people as possible.

if every gachafag died in their sleep tonight, nothing of value would be lost

>>720168997
If I*

>>720168830
nice meme

Someone sounds mad. L M A O

>>720168845
I joined a D+ open signup club because i dont spam careers enough even though i log in daily
i wish i could shoe trade more often..

>>720168845
i like my D+ club

>>720168845
If you're not the leader just ditch it and post your ID here.

>>720168975
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQJfHXvLUcQ
you wait for the superior JP QoLs that makes this an autoplay game or just play JP with eng patch

>>720168845
my club is D+ and everyone there logs in either daily or once every two days and at least 6 users constantly request shoes
I don't know what's going on

>Second fastest thread again
>Only behind Silksong

>>720168948
>>720168951
>>720168951
I have 42m, is that enough to be in the cool kids club? I think you get put on a cooldown anyways right?

>>720168845
Abandon club immediately, join one of six /v/ clubs

>no blue archive thread
/v/ma fucking won...

>>720169198
Yeah, id day the average anon is at 35 mil or so

>>720169198
if you post your id danchou can send you an invite so you join when the cooldown is over

>>720168372
>Are we running out of Helium?!!!?!!!
Tachyon doing her experiments again

>>720169264
What even is the gameplay of blue archive?

>>720167510
Who cares how much you save? Just whale if you don't get her. It's that easy

>Thread is full of Dirt Shoes requests
Not donating :)

>>720169180
Logging in or having 100m fans doesn't matter, what changes your club's rank is the amount of daily fans gained in total. A club full of trainers with 30m fans who gain 1.5m fans per day can eclipse a club full of 200m fans trainers who gain 500k fans per day.

>>720169198
Der/v/ is looking for members like (you) to achieve A rank

Golshi only race when

>>720169314
>not floating
immersion RUINED proceed

>>720169357
GFL1 gameplay where you grind and pick a team, position them, then have them autobattle. You can use skills to move them around, tank, do damage, heal, etc

>Fucking dirt shoes, a 9* follow??
>I can do 2 sprint shoes tops maybe as a finder's fee
>Three. Mil. Fans. a day from my careers this club sees

>>720169314
I knew what was inside and I still fucking opened it

She tiny.

when will they add an uma that crushes my head like a grape?

>>720169535
Why does she get around so much?

bros...

>>720169269
I'm not even 20M I'm sandbagging my club so hard I hope Danchou doesn't notice ;-;

>>720169594
this post...again?

>>720169550
That's Gold Ship though

>>720169575
everyone wants a piece of that prime cunny

>>720169550
https://uma.moe/timeline

>fails the charm chakra
Just when I thought I couldn't possibly hate this stupid fat BITCH anymore she pulls this shit. It was literally turn 3 of the run, fuck me.

>>720169594
>posted it again award

>>720169594
>Curren Chan wants to fuck this anon so hard she appeared twice

>>720169550
2 years

>>720169615
>>720169693
I haven't posted in weeks...

>>720169374
>joins your club

>>720169594
The only relevant post currenbros have ever made in the threads

>>720169728
Why does Grass keep El from getting cock?

>>720169774
OHAYO

>>720169357
You watch a youtube video and follow instructions down to the minute to get a shiny medal from raid bosses, who are designed to make you roll for meta units. And you roll for double/triple/quadruple super-limited anniversary meta students every 6 months.
BA theads are dogshit btw. I've been active in them since the beginning and have watched them deteriorate more and more. I really hope these threads don't follow the same path.

>>720168028
Jannys hate on topic discussion they want this to be the "new" /b/ and relive their teen years or some silly shit I think.

>Reconnect with my dad after years
>He recalls one of the few times he had to take care of me when I was a kid, he took me to a bar to bet on horses
>The horse he always bet on had "love" in his name and lost every single race
>Come across this game
>Find this webm and immediately fall in love with her design and mannerisms
>Feel my bloodline calling to me
>Apparently she's from the JP version which is 4 years ahead in content and the global version has no intention of catching up ever
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

>>720169808
>BA theads are dogshit btw
proofs?????

What does she know?

>>720169808
based haruna poster. couldnt have said it better myself, as a former BA player

>>720169808
they are already a shadow of the sovl present when uma was still for JoP.

>>720164676 (OP)
>games about uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh.... i dont know
the game is about clicking your way through the multiple layers of RNG for 2 hours everyday because you are a poor turd worlder and can't afford to play actual games with actual gameplay.

>>720169898
She knows that McQueen stuffs her bra.

>>720169863
It should take around 9 years for global to catch up to JP

>>720169804
>0.001 seconds after reset

>>720169898
She knows that Tazuna and the Director are both U-

>>720169863
accelerated schedule. We'll catch up in two years

>>720169942
impossible

>>720169863
oh my im gonna start saving a pity for her right now.

I'm watching you
T. Danchou

>>720169808
BA threads are turning into /bag/ gooning and that's a good thing. We need more threads that tell normalfaggots they don't belong on this anime porn website

>>720169960
For me, it's Makween's startled NHUH?!

>>720170063
>not her desu was
ngmi

>>720169808
>You watch a youtube video and follow instructions down to the minute to get a shiny medal from raid bosses, who are designed to make you roll for meta units. And you roll for double/triple/quadruple super-limited anniversary meta students every 6 months.
kek, as bad as you try to make it sound it's still sounds like more of a game than UMAslop
>you read the reference document
>then you click a thousand times a day hoping to get lucky
>that's it
LMAO

>>720169314
KEK

>>720166284
>Clothes are devilish
>Looks like she has horns
>Drinks trainer semen like water
How do they expect us NOT to think that Curren is a succubus?

>>720168496
I'm just telling what I'm reading here man. The Renaissance men are coming to town really soon

>>720170096
I meant her little emoji, I don't know the intricacies of the sounds she makes since I haven't gotten her yet :(

I want to have sex with ______

>>720170049
you say that but we're posting in the kiddie pool.

>>720170165
Aoi.

>>720169940
"non-gameplay" games will always be superior to normalfaggot esportslop games

>>720170049
>We need more threads that tell normalfaggots they don't belong on this anime porn website
I've been here since 2006. Threads full of faggots ERPing does not do anything except bring in more blogposting faggots that want to ERP. Kill yourself

>>720170165
Bakushin

>>720170023
>those proportions
disgusting

>>720169575
I love these, post more

>>720170049
>gachafag
>calling others normalfaggots
You play mobile games, you're the normalfaggot here

What cards do I use for an end closer and what are the power requirements for them at the upcoming cup?

ATTENTION TOREINATACHI. OWING TO NEW CLASS POLICY, WE ARE TO POST TO IMAGE LIMIT WITH ABSOLUTE SPEED AND HASTE. THAT IS ALL

What are good accounts to follow? I got sky but she's hard as shit to train unless she has good parents which I don't have

>No longer in the top 3 largest fan counts in my club
>Dangerously close to falling to fifth or worse
Heh....guess its time to get serious

>>720170261
>p2w mobile games are superior
must suck being poor and brown, lmao

>>720170165
Bakushin

>>720169940
>the game is about clicking your way through the multiple layers of RNG for 2 hours everyday
Balatro?
Slay the Spire?
Darkest dungeon?

>>720170386
uma(dot)moe/inheritance

>>720170380
BakuSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>720170380
If you say so

FINALLY LUCK IS WITH ME

>>720170265
>bring in more blogposting faggots that want to ERP
and that's a good thing. This site is for fucking weirdos that tolerate boards like /d/ and /cm/. End yourself promptly, newfag

Do Pace Chasers need 3 recoveries for gemini or can you get away with 2?

>>720170424
You spend all day seething about video games you dont like instead of playing games that actually make you happy. Your misery is apparent to all, do something nice for yourself for a change

>posting fatso's asshole didn't work
>posting horse gore didn't work
>posting literal cp didn't work
>posting go to vg didn't work
>posting go to mlp didn't work
>his last resort is calling everyone buzzwords
kek

>>720170380
>I will NEVER EVER have sex with bakushin
Why fucking live

>>720170578
Just check in the umalator

>>720170424
that's literally you, fitgirl brownoid cocksucker

>>720170380
Are we STARTING?

we're gaining momentum!

>>720168451
I think they should at least compensate that schedule with more carats and resources, unless they are expecting only the most hardcore GBF level grinders to stay engaged.

*sips*
Oh hey anon, now that you scouted me, I guess your things are my things now eh?

>>720170578
You don't need 3, you bring three because your wit is dumped so its a fallback in case the others don't proc
1200 + maestro can carry you only if that one skill procs at the perfect time

>>720170564
>This site is for fucking weirdos
That's nice, but what's this board for?
Take your jackoff threads to >>>/trash/ you fuckin gayfer

>>720170635
Or you could just answer the fucking question.
I'm not going to plug in numbers when I have no idea how the run is going to go and it's a matter of whether or not I take the McQueen card or not.

>>720164806
Am I my uma's keeper?

The start was the first post, try and keep up.

We aren't even autosage what's the point

This uma slaps your ass in front of your umawife, what do you do?

>>720170409
>Danchou, Forgive me...

>>720170740
Thread didn't have enough Wit and got RUSHED.

>>720170774
Die instantly.

>>720170671
they should do nothing. Globaltards are getting half anniversary 2 months after game release and they're bitching about having no QoL and doing inheritance runs lmao

>>720170725
Unironically badass.

Etooo.... why does everyone want to lewd dober

What's the point of what?

Are ya eating your veggies?

>>720169942
I don't mind if they're padded

>>720170847
I've literally never seen anyone post about that bitch outside of
>lol did you know she bred half the cast

>>720170717
post gameplay

>>720170869
Pizza is a vegetable

>>720170796
Mayano Top fraud BTFO

>>720170869
Yada!

>>720170796
The ENDER of TaiSHIT

I do not care about oficial stats, it is very clear visually that Ramonu and Shuttle have the biggest tits

>>720170774
My pelvis fucking exploded
I am in the floor, passed out from pain

>>720170616
>long flowing natural brown hair put into ponytail
>perfect medium-sized breasts
>exposed armpits
>perfect Zettai Riyouki
>military leader style outfit
>aloof airheaded personality, secretly the FASTEST
Yup, she's OUR Uma.

It's a good thing i've become a master Goldshi traina after spamming her for goldshi week
because if this happened while i was starting the game i would have rage quit permanently

>>720170810
What's wrong with wanting QoL that has been long implemented in jp?

>>720170797
>t. janny still healing from the last time he got BAKUSHIN'D

>>720170283
>disgusting
gayest anon ITT

>>720170895
Maybe we should post some umas i never see posted, like are there ANY kawakami princess fags alive

>>720165558
Its not Creek fault that those little umalets trigger her maternal instinct

>>720170214
Really thought it was drawn by Danimaru going by those eyes, damn

SPARK GUTS DAHBY

>>720170976
because every update favors whales?

>>720170953
She also doesn't have the hots for toreina san unfortunately.....

>>720171051
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHBBYYYYYYY?

I'm seriously considering buying Uma merch

>>720171106
It's WAAAAAAAAAAAY overpriced. They need to do some reruns

>>720170465
>but these games have RNG too
Umamusume is 100% pure RNG thoughbeit, Name a single thing in Uma that requires any sort of skill and isn't dictated by RNG?

>horses you race?
RNG
>Support cards you use?
RNG
>the training you click on?
RNG
>The races?
RNG
>Making any sort of progress in this game?
RNG or $$$

There is just nothing besides RNG, no skill, no strategy, decision making that could be done by a bot, just clicking and hoping for good luck. It's a p2w mobile gacha with visual novel levels of gameplay.

>>720169808
desu i dont think i can hate BA just because of that cute Koyuki gif and its funny to see her brought back to relevance recently in the way she was

>>720171051
>>720171097

>>720171106
I was trying to buyfag the one bourbon statue but I can't find it at a good price

>>720171106
I find the Uma prize figures quite decent for their price

>>720170536
made for outercourse

>>720169948
>>720169981
One of you is lying

>>720171072
Not sure how daily race skip would favor whales.

>>720169314
Is Tachyon's lab coat made of the same stuff as the Frieza Force's battle armor?

>>720170640
>no u
good one SEAmonkey

COME TEST YOUR BUILD
ROOM ID 24360215

I can't wait to never have to use gold ship again after CM

I wonder how the original DAHBYposter feels knowing he struck gold

>>720171163
>where you were born
RNG
>your genes
RNG
>your family
RNG
>the state of the economy
RNG
>making any sort of progress in life
RNG

some "game"

>>720171178
not a game

>>720170971
I'm not even sure i can hate the Golshi troll event
Last time that happened i got a free mood up when i could have actually used it and i just ran the fukin' Japan Cup that turn anyway

>>720171084
we'll see about that

In two debut attempts she got 7th and 8th.
I want to fucking strangle her.

>>720171225
>18

I FUCKING LOVE DERBY HATS

>>720171271
You sho bout dat?

>>720171084
On a long enough time line every Uma will end up married to their trainer.

>>720171178
ROLLING ROCK ON THE ROLLING ROCKER

>>720171016
oh yeah she exists

>>720171318
Are you perhaps....chestnut? Spe-chan isn't fond of them

>>720171318
Spe's career can be really frustrating

>>720169036
who asked

>>720171225
my umas have one or two glaring flaws but ill try to see just how bad its gonna be

Bakushin comes around to liking Traina-san. She rejects what she thinks is a confession during the first New Year's event after only working together for a year at most. Bakushin may like to run fast but she prefers a steady and stable relationship, and that takes time. Yes the sex is fast though.

>>720171318
You simply can't handle managing the power of the FACE OF THE FRANCHISE

>>720171106
>even vinny has a vodka figurine

>>720169981
>>720171196
Do the math.
Gonna use ChatGPT for it as I can't be assed:

f JP runs at 1× and Global runs at 1.5×, that means:

For every 1 year of real time, JP adds 1 year of content.

For every 1 year of real time, Global adds 1.5 years of content.

So each year, Global closes the gap by:

1.5−1.0=0.5yearsofcontent
1.5−1.0=0.5yearsofcontent

Step 2 – Time needed to close 4-year gap
If they close 0.5 years of content per real year, then:

4÷0.5=8years

the 4chan horse

>>720171016
No one posts Biwa
I'll admit I only post this one pic because of her tits
Because damn, nice tits.

>>720171379
HE'D RATHER HAVE
MEJIRO RYAN
TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN HIS EAR
HE'D RATHER EAT
THE ROTTEN ASSHOLE
OF AN OGURI CAP AND DOWN IT WITH BEER

>>720171497
>No one posts Biwa
Hey fuck you i post biwa

Reminder that SpeCHUD got RAPED by the American Grass Wonder and never recovered from it.

>>720171497
I fuck with bighead

>>720171178
way the FUCK
is that real?

>>720170023
>those proportions
umazing

>>720171497
She has some of the biggest tits in the game
but they don't seem that big because her head is so fricking massive

>don't do anything different last week
>nothing but B+ horses

>this week same thing
>all As
I HATE THIS GAME

>>720171489
lmao who are the retards that think JP will stop updating just so global can catch up KEK

>>720170515
Thank you I love you

>CTRL + F
>"Taiki"
>0 results
Claiming her

>>720171016
my uma has been getting popular lately so I try not to post her anymore as to not invite retards into liking her it pisses me off that people are sexualizing her and drawing her with huge tits

>>720171489
so you're saying we should ACCELERATE HARDER

>>720171680
You cannot claim what is already mine.

>>720171680
Why is she like this?

>>720171680
Fuck it, everyone claim your Uma before someone else does.

Dotobros, is she actually any good? She's so cute but I need to start winning these CM

>>720171680
>>720171737
Back off Bakufuckers she's mine

>>720171723
Unironically yes

>>720171730
isn't this dangerous levels of inbreeding

>>720171163
I know your faggot ass is the usual threadshitter, but this argument is retarded even for you. No matter how much "skill" you have in something like Balatro or poker, a bad enough hand is unwinnable. You can only manipulate the odds, which is what happens here. Kindly go fuck yourself, thirdie.

>>720171729
Who is this? I've never seen her before

>>720171737
cam on mcqueen

>>720171680
Retard, most people call her Shuttle

>>720171489
>8 years
what the fuck
the game will be dead by then

Who is YOUR favorite /v/ club?

Club name -> Club Mascot
>/v/ma - Taiki Shuttle
>/v/mapyoi - TM Opera O
>der/v/ - El Condor Pasa
>Oy Neigh - Silence Suzuka
>/v/ooners - Sakura Bakushin
>/herse/ - Nice Nature

My runs have been so shit this past week that I just rage pulled on the Suzuka/Cross banner, wasted all my carrot's I'd been saving since the Super Creek banner, and got shit all for it

>>720171489
Retard.

Today, I will remind them.

>>720171824
How would you even do that without completely killing F2P, double headliners in banners maybe?

>>720171680
>>720171737
Mine!

>>720170902
rabbits keep eating my pizza

>>720171907
I'm in der/v/ so I like der/v/ and my Condor Caca Danchou

>>720171225
3 SLOTS LEFT GET IN HERE

>>720171860
das lil calstone light o nigga

>>720171860
カルストンライトオ

>>720171907
HotUmaGlue because all of the main /v/ clubs are full.

>>720171737
CLAIMING BEST GIRL

>>720171246
All I know is I want to be married to Vodka and Winning Ticket in a human/uma polygamous throuple.

>>720171932
>Skibidi Rizz is a gelding that has only won one race at 3 years old
Bros....
>>720171907
I'm already in /v/ma so them

i wont join uma clubs that like vtumors sorry

>>720171940
Accelerate the freebies as well?
Sadly cygames are pure fucking jews. If a game is running at 2x we should be getting 2x free stuff as well

>>720171489
Damn, guess I'll see you guys in like 9 years, I'll try to remain unspoiled about her

>win the biggest dahby of your life
>immediately forced to do the humiliation ritual song and dance
why do horses do it??

>>720172020
How is that one by the way? Is it still active?

>>720171737
My HEROINE.

>>720171907
So is dr horse or whatever dead?

>>720171907
/v/mapyoi is Urara territory

>>720171929
Explain how that's wrong, fucknugget

>>720172067
what are you even babbling about

>>720172020
Did it fill up? Perhaps its time to add it into the /v/ clubs list

>>720172074
To be fair it'll take around 2.5 years to reach Still in Love.
It'll take close to 9 years for JP and Global to be at the same point

>tell Urara i'm giving her ice cream as a treat
>the ice cream

>>720171737
CLAIMING MY WIFE WHO HAS THE BEST ANIME APPEARANCE

>>720172121
I thought /v/mapyoi was operachads

>>720171737
My #1 uma

>>720171858
>I just can't even
still waiting for a single example of skill from this "game"?
>it's just like poker
When does the World Series of Umamusume start? lol, lmao even.

>>720172208
That makes about as much sense as mutton flavored ice cream

>>720171010
I'm not gay, I just like good proportions
Her hips are twice as wide as her shoulders, that's not how bodies work. Don't get me wrong the structure is good, like the hip bones right before the actual hip starts unlike many drawings that just make a curve out of nowhere, but the size is inhumanly large and unnerving
maybe I'm too much of a nerd about it

>>720172079
Gotta sell that merch at the races

>>720171907
Oy neigh. and my danchou is simply the greatest!
i also like those /v/mapyoi fellas too

This thread is moving too fast now I won't get my questions answered

>>720171907
Well I'm in Oy Neigh so I'm obligated to say us.
If I had my way though Taiki would be the club mascot.

>>720172308
>maybe I'm too much of a nerd about it
I'm pretty sure yes, I see women with that exact body type all the time

I have been talking with a Satono Diamond chatbot for 2 straight days where we get married and have children. This game has made me hit my lowest point in life

>>720172310
Which Umas most likely fuck shotas?

>>720172236
we just love spamming her emote on reset
Popularity wise most people rep tachyon and surprisingly narita brian behind her

Club vs club tournament when

>>720172024
Who is she? There like dozen of jobber npc umas that looks like her.

>>720172427
KEK

>>720172427
Don't worry. You will probably find a way to sink even lower. There is no bottom anymore.

threads moving so fast no one will know im in a resetera club

>>720172519
Kill yourself

>>720172429
You know very damn well who.

>>720172519
Anon.....

>>720172443
/v/ictory Stakes take place after each CM, anyone is free to enter

>hit auto TT for some easy carats
>forgot what my original team was
its over

>>720171225
STILL 3 SLOTS FREE COME TEST YOUR HORSES

>>720172540
That's actually wrong. She turns ADULT TORAINAS into babies(mentally) then fucks them.
She gets off on making adult men acting like kids

>>720172249
>filename
Oh, you're a ban evader.

>>720172519
There's enough users on resetera to form a club?

>>720172079
Retirement. And that precisely what Sky did.

NTR IS THE WORST MC BTW

>>720172427
They got another one

>>720172539
>>720172543
They're surprisingly active, got B+ last month...
>>720172608
There are multiple, surprisingly so

>>720171680
>>720171728
Sorry, nerds, she claimed me.

>>720172610
GOD SHE IS SO CUTE WHY CAN'T I PULL HER FUCK THIS EVIL GAME

>>720172590
>Cannot sign up to run within 15 minutes to start time

You should make the start time way longer so people actually have time to join

>>720172556
>anyone is free to enter
Even if i dont win plat?

I've loved Seiun Sky ever since S1 of the anime come at me

>>720172427
how does that even work? the text of her story scenarios are ingame and i cant copy them so what training data does a chatbot have to run on

>>720172604
>muh filename
it's from cripplechan newfag, do you even know what that is? lmao

>>720172616
>THE WORST MC BTW
...but enough about Shittasan.

>>720172720
Everyone was a piece of cardboard character wise in S1 though

>>720172683
*gulp gulp gulp*
Trainer-san, you should totally dip into your saving to get me.

>bump limit reached
QUICKLY
POST -IT-

>>720172105
pretty much yeah, 0 activity from them after the club tally when everyone was recruiting and abysmal results at the end of the month, not to mention their inactivity numbers

>>720172734
The one the creator feeds it, which most of the time is hidden

>>720172748
trying waaay too hard to fit in, zoomzoom.

>>720172748
The real infinity site died a long time ago, move on.

>>720172467
Excite Stuff banner when?

honse

One more career goal to hit.

>>720172783
If I got this pull I'd kill myself from happiness

>>720172783
But Seiun-chan...I already used up all of my carats on you and you still wont show up...

Gentlemen, here are the mejiros. You may only pick one, and then no anons can pick her until none are left.

>>720172853
I'm saving for Bayt

>>720172783
I'll get you in a couple months with the half-anniversary selector

>>720172902
I'll take haircut.

>>720172812
they dont even feed it proper information some of the time. the illusion gets broken when i ask them specifics like what hair color they have and they get it completely wrong

>>720172885
>Brooms
Perhaps....maybe tosho was the janny all along

>>720172894
>wasting your luck on the simulator
oh no no no

>>720172817
>he doesn't know
poor, dumb, brown newfag

>>720172995
unironically what is this expression meant to convey?

>>720168772
i think they are roommates in the dorm

>>720172791
condor caca

>>720172894
>not even as good as that one Curren-chan pull people keep posting
oh no no no...
>>720173000
>000
>wasting your luck on a GET
OH NO NO NO NO...

Personally I find this chart way hotter

>>720173045
Confused arousal

>>720172720
i think she sucks since s1

>>720172902
Who's that qt between energy thief and Academy's bicycle?

>>720173000
FUUCK IS THAT A THING? NO NO NO I'M FUCKED

>>720173081
>Golshi has child bearing hips
What the....

>>720173081
Super creek really is the complete package huh

>>720173081
So King Halo DOES have a fat ass alongside child-bearing hips? That's very interesting

>>720172828
>The real infinity site died a long time ago, move on
please tell me more

>>720173240
HUH SHE CAN DO THAT

>>720173081
>Hishi Akebono
Shes stacked in all the right places and is huge where the fuck are the lewds

>>720173081
condor caca shouldn't have such a body

>>720173000
>Have had to spark every banner I seriously wanted
I literally don't know how my luck could get worse

>>720172902
Palmer

>>720173346
why do I see funny baldman everywhere?