Reposting just once because the last thread died immediately:

A few days ago I asked for the craziest schizo theories to improve my pull luck. I tried out as many as I could today.
>Run 3.2 kilometers while listening to the insert song of the uma you want to pull on repeat
Did, and man I am hungry now
>Do them at a stable
Unfeasible because the connection out there sucks dick, but maybe there are more in my city
>Learn the choreography for Umapyoi Legend and do a little dance between each pull.
Did to the best of my ability
>Pray to the only Goddess, Shiraoki-sama
Did
>Taking a bong rip right before rolling
DUDE WEED but did
>Horse betting while in the scout tab
I'm broke, but I did in spirit

The results:
3 SSRs in 41 pulls.

If you have any more schizo theories for me to try for next time, let me know.