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Anonymous No.723131524 >>723131604 >>723131837 >>723131896 >>723132289 >>723132753 >>723133285 >>723134207 >>723134724 >>723134790 >>723137273
Uma Musume
How's your Champion's Meet: Cancer Cup going? Speared any whales? Became chum? Didn't have enough guts?
Anonymous No.723131585 >>723140919
Let's talk about haru urara instead
Anonymous No.723131604 >>723131641
>>723131524 (OP)
cp on the log... lets see if we get deleted first
Anonymous No.723131641
>>723131604
Important priorities as usual, I see
Anonymous No.723131674 >>723131736 >>723131843 >>723132418 >>723136769
anyone running condor? she's been pulling off miracles for me
Anonymous No.723131676
*rapes you*
Anonymous No.723131736
>>723131674
Fuji Kiseki...
Anonymous No.723131837 >>723131885
>>723131524 (OP)
I love these Bond Story. They're great insight to why an Uma would have (You) as a trainer for Career Mode.
Anonymous No.723131839
page ? feels like a gayer version of this
Anonymous No.723131843
>>723131674
She seemed pretty strong in the test races here. I also ran into a ton of strong Els as Front. Front or pace she’s strong either way
Anonymous No.723131885 >>723132005
>>723131837
Nice lucky 7 fukubro!
Anonymous No.723131896 >>723131919 >>723131938 >>723131951 >>723131952 >>723132083 >>723132563
>>723131524 (OP)
Do I have minmax to win in this game?
Anonymous No.723131919
>>723131896
only in pvp
Anonymous No.723131938
>>723131896
>pve
Not really. Low bar
>pvp
Yes.
Anonymous No.723131951
>>723131896
Only the pvp races, but those also have an easy mode where you can just tap auto select and get your participation awards. The single player content doesnt require minmaxing at all
Anonymous No.723131952 >>723132040 >>723132105
>>723131896
Winning career is easy
Winning CM which is the competitive PVP is sweaty as hell. But really fun. I don't regret it.
Anonymous No.723132005 >>723132162
>>723131885
I'm not that anon that kept failing on getting 7, but I love Fuku, though. Something about that horse trigger something inside me. More so after I did her career.
Anonymous No.723132012 >>723132089
Danchou wont feel sad if i run Haru Urara and try to win Arima Kinen, instead of fan farming, right?
Anonymous No.723132034 >>723132127
I don't hate Stage 4, Keisuke is alright and the second last race is pure kino, but that's about it, it's just better than Stage 5 and that's all
Not replying to previous thread just in case
Anonymous No.723132040
>>723131952
Yeah I dont even care about the rewards personally. I just like training up strong umas and watching them take down god-mas. It’s an extremely rewarding feeling when they actually pull it off after weeks of training.
Anonymous No.723132083 >>723132180
>>723131896
Accept that 70% of the pvpfags are whale and just use the PvP as a way to get free stuff. You still have to build your Uma just to qualify and make it to the final round, though.
Anonymous No.723132089
>>723132012
…so I just talked to Danchou and it appears we have a new opening in our club!
Anonymous No.723132105 >>723132237 >>723132245
>>723131952
It's not fun at all, only if you are good, it's fucking awful I want to die
Anonymous No.723132127 >>723132473
>>723132034
Im on stage 4 now, about to finish it for the first time. From what people are saying the last two parts arent as good but that’s okay with me. Hard to beat first stage.
Anonymous No.723132162 >>723132264
>>723132005
I just wish the career quality was more consistent across characters. Some are simply carried by the girls themselves being cute and their events rather than the overarching story, while others it's more satisfying to see their progression.
Anonymous No.723132180
>>723132083
It should be worth mentioning that these events happen every couple of weeks but are completely optional. You dont even have to train for them. Just throw some B-umas in open if you’re lazy
Anonymous No.723132237 >>723132437
>>723132105
true, iys a humiliation ritual if youre bad. i went 1-20 the first day of 2nd round in taurus cup, ts sucked
Anonymous No.723132245 >>723132308
>>723132105
If you’re not having fun then dont force it. Play at a more casual pace, you dont need those extra 300 carats that bad.
Anonymous No.723132264 >>723132642
>>723132162
It felt like a common theme with the Golden Generation umas where their main story happen in one year and the rest is just racing autism to get better/feel bad they're not improving/etc. Seiun seem to be the biggest victim of this.
Anonymous No.723132289
>>723131524 (OP)
I did decently in group B
Anonymous No.723132308 >>723132490 >>723132781
>>723132245
But I do enjoy building comp umas, what I don't enjoy is getting raped up the ass 20 times in a row because somehow EVERYONE on Group A is trillions of times better than me
Anonymous No.723132376 >>723132461 >>723132479 >>723132572
Will this hold or will the score shoot up in the next 5 hours? First time I'm trying for retention.
Anonymous No.723132393
holy FUCK, in my very last race too, i love late surgers and i love MY KING
Anonymous No.723132418
>>723131674
Yes, first time running triple aces and pretty happy with the results. As long as my Bakushin or Condor is in 1st 3 places at the final corner I win 90% of the time. Vodka also comes out of nowhere sometimes and gets me the win
Anonymous No.723132437 >>723132540
>>723132237
>make some last minute bullshit for Taurus, never took the game too seriously
>feel like a badass because I make it to class A with a 75% win rate
>get absolutely raped in round 2
>just barely scrape two wins to get to B finals
>get 2nd place in B, no titles because of the glitch
Since then Ive learned the breeding and took it more seriously, winning plat for gemini and training under the wing of the strong trainers here, spamming practice rooms until I know I have a winning team. In A finals now for Cancer, but it’s gonna take luck to get another plat.

tl;dw getting raped in Taurus made me get serious about the game and it feels more fun this way, but your mileage may vary
Anonymous No.723132461 >>723132707
>>723132376
My stomach says it will hold since many anons are already asleep.
Anonymous No.723132473
>>723132127
Imo, the last-last part redeems itself, but you have to sit through Stage 5 to witness glorious finale
Have fun
Anonymous No.723132479 >>723132707
>>723132376
That's definitely safe for this week.
>t.hit retention on that exact score for the last month
Anonymous No.723132490 >>723132716
>>723132308
Use it as motivation to become a better trainer. Wait patiently for the next big banner to get more support cards if those are lacking. Kitasan cant come soon enough
Anonymous No.723132540
>>723132437
Congrats, I've been raped to prolapse all CMs and I'm still just as awful. At least someone is having fun
Anonymous No.723132546
>in the lead
>1000 wit
>A&S doesn't trigger
>miss out on my third win
Anonymous No.723132563
>>723131896
Career? No, PVP? Yrs
Anonymous No.723132572
>>723132376
>retention line keeps creeping up higher and higher ever week
Anonymous No.723132617 >>723132751 >>723132785 >>723132797 >>723132814 >>723132986
How much skill is actually involved in building a great ace?
Anonymous No.723132642 >>723132697 >>723132939
>>723132264
One of my main issues from career stories is how they treat winning races you're not "supposed" to win. Yeah you beat McQueen in Tenno Sho Spring but she's still better than you, or yeah I won the Derby but not by enough and now I'm depressed. I'm not against the concept of them feeling bad after winning or something negative happening despite a positive outcome, but I'd prefer if it made more sense like King Halo's mom consistently being a bitch.
Anonymous No.723132697 >>723133021 >>723133274 >>723133283
>>723132642
Is there a horse lore reason king has an utter cunt of a mother
Anonymous No.723132707 >>723133225
>>723132461
>>723132479
Thanks. What's the highest it's ever been?
Anonymous No.723132716 >>723132843 >>723132935
>>723132490
At this point nothing I do gives me better results, but thanks for the kind words
Anonymous No.723132751
>>723132617
General good decision making. After that, its all RNG, more so weighed in your favor if you have the right support cards (gacha).
Anonymous No.723132752
I'm worried about Doto, bros.
Anonymous No.723132753 >>723133137
>>723131524 (OP)
Went whale hunting and got hunted instead
Anonymous No.723132781
>>723132308
Don't worry anon, aoharu is here to save us anons with shitty support
Anonymous No.723132785
>>723132617
Define skill, depends on what you're working with, you can't get 7 on a whim, you're not skilled enough
Anonymous No.723132797
>>723132617
Skill in relation to this game boils down to energy management, on the fly decision making, and risk/reward. Those are the characteristics of a trainer that will influence a run. The rest is planning, experimenting, knowing how to take advantage of your strongest cards and play around weaknesses of your deck, understanding the strategies, perseverance, and of course luck.

There’s one trainer here that is clearly a step above everyone else so it goes to show the planning and decision making part is really important.
Anonymous No.723132814
>>723132617
since everyone has different parents and cards it takes quite a bit of game knowledge to figure out what combination of them works best for you, then what kind of training and races should you do, knowing what hints to take and when is it worth to gamble a 30%+ failure.
Of course whales have it easier but I've seen plenty of terrible whale aces
Anonymous No.723132842 >>723132995
What happened to this thread? it was going so well
Anonymous No.723132843
>>723132716
Sometimes you think youve hit a wall but it’s all about making the right adjustments. It’s tough, just remember the point is to have fun
Anonymous No.723132887 >>723132940 >>723133009
Time to get started on Leo prep....maybe after a nap~
Anonymous No.723132935 >>723133179
>>723132716
WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT that includes (You)
Anonymous No.723132939 >>723133280
>>723132642
Fuku also did it right where it destroy her confidence thinking its all luck and no skill, and you get following event where she tries to kill her self because of it. Its also one of the reason why I love Super Creek's Career. Apart that there is like 3 main story arc (sickness arc, Tamamo tries to bully (You) and Creek goes full angry mommy bear mode arc, her "Villain" arc), Super Creek has two cute hidden event if you race the Satsuki and Derby. It felt earned.
Anonymous No.723132940
>>723132887
You’ve earned a nap!
Anonymous No.723132986
>>723132617
The skill is in figuring out which skills you need and how to get them (by breeding them into your lineage via hundreds of runs).
Anonymous No.723132989 >>723133028
Toreina-Sans, is it finally safe?
Anonymous No.723132995
>>723132842
After being on other threads and other boards, I think the issue is site wide with bot spam and odd deletions. Not going to discuss anymore. Will just talk game.
Anonymous No.723133009
>>723132887
She really is a cutie
Anonymous No.723133021 >>723133091
>>723132697
Her mom is just way better than her.
Anonymous No.723133028
>>723132989
Wait two more hours. 3:00am EST is the magic time, trust me on this
Anonymous No.723133035 >>723133110 >>723133128 >>723133151 >>723133275 >>723133580 >>723141405
MIGHTIEST
Anonymous No.723133082 >>723133128 >>723133135 >>723133151 >>723133580 >>723141405
MILER
Anonymous No.723133091
>>723133021
Fuck off goodbye halo
Anonymous No.723133110
>>723133035
Naisu...

Congratulations on making Taiki work.
Anonymous No.723133128
>>723133035
>>723133082
That’s MY danchou!
Anonymous No.723133135
>>723133082
Oh my...maybe i should wait for the shitter hours
Anonymous No.723133137 >>723133628
>>723132753
Smart Falcon doesn't count, you're half a whalenigger yourself
Anonymous No.723133151 >>723133205
>>723133035
>>723133082
(My Suzuka won most of those races though.)
Anonymous No.723133179
>>723132935
I don't think I will but right now there is no amount of recreation that takes my mood out of the gutter
Anonymous No.723133180 >>723133265 >>723133343 >>723133371 >>723133439 >>723133503 >>723135204 >>723138940
How did the races go friends? Working hard or hardly working?
Anonymous No.723133205 >>723133247
>>723133151
Tits too big
Anonymous No.723133225
>>723132707
The highest it's even been will be whatever it ends on this week. Probably will be around 500k.
The retention line is going up for the most part.
Anonymous No.723133247
>>723133205
They need to be bigger.
Anonymous No.723133265 >>723133321 >>723133352 >>723133427 >>723133557 >>723133582 >>723133830 >>723134089 >>723134194 >>723134659 >>723134696
>>723133180
Awful today, I hate this fucking garbage game so fucking much, I hate group A so much, everyone is a fucking whalenigger autist, I want to kill myself, fuck you and die if you use Smart Falcon. I wish a painful death and illness to all the niggers that matched with me today, you are all horrible people and I hope you all die fuck all of you who are better trainers than me, die die die death
Anonymous No.723133272 >>723133923
Feel kinda bummed I jobbed so hard, here's some best girl to cheer everyone up
Anonymous No.723133274
>>723132697
Mom was fantastic.
Anonymous No.723133275 >>723133446
>>723133035
>nigger nature
I hate you
Anonymous No.723133280
>>723132939
I ended up being okay with it in Taishin's career too, because whether she wins or loses, the core issue of the story is about her lack of belief in herself and tendency to push others away more than anything else.
Anonymous No.723133283 >>723135876
>>723132697
the real life horse was the son of a very good horse with big wins so a lot of expectations were placed into King Halo, he wasn't bad, his generation was just too fucking good.
the real life jockey was the son (or younger brother, can't remember which), of a legendary jockey and his mother constantly tried to talk him out of racing because he would never catch up to him.
King Halo's career is a combination of both stories.
Anonymous No.723133285
>>723131524 (OP)
>How's your Champion's Meet: Cancer Cup going?
BAD
Anonymous No.723133321
>>723133265
Fuku...meds now
Anonymous No.723133343 >>723133396 >>723133480
>>723133180
I held back my Aces so they can be Graded B instead. They're tearing up the rookie teams.
Anonymous No.723133352 >>723133390
>>723133265
You okay anon? Like actually
Anonymous No.723133364 >>723133542
smells like plum, leather, cologne, and sweat.
Anonymous No.723133371
>>723133180
Half and half. Made it to A finals so I give it a 50% chance! Had to tank a TON of late starts and bad moods to get there.
Anonymous No.723133390 >>723133505
>>723133352
No
Anonymous No.723133396
>>723133343
>Smurfing
The average smart falcon trainer everyone
Anonymous No.723133427
>>723133265
Oooooohhh! take it easy Taishin
Anonymous No.723133439
>>723133180
I made it to A finals, so I can't complain at least.
Anonymous No.723133446 >>723133582
>>723133275
Look what you did, faggot.
Anonymous No.723133480
>>723133343
VILLAIN
Anonymous No.723133503
>>723133180
>Dear diary
>Today, I was raped
Anonymous No.723133505
>>723133390
Hang in there brother, I jobbed hard too.
Anonymous No.723133542
>>723133364
I lost to a strong Gold City today by a neck. Cant even be mad at that whore, I respect it.
Anonymous No.723133557
>>723133265
Recreation, now, maybe a stop in the infirmary
Anonymous No.723133576
I'm in group b with like 12 2nd place finishes
Anonymous No.723133579
Luckshitted into A finals somehow. Whatever happens I'm guaranteed the same reward as Group B finals 1st place so basically I'm good for this CM.
Anonymous No.723133580
>>723133035
>>723133082
Taikifag... I kneel...
Anonymous No.723133582 >>723133702
>>723133446
good. debuffers are annoying as shit and people use her in place of their third. it unironically makes me feel like this anon >>723133265
Anonymous No.723133628
>>723133137
She spooked me when I was rolling for Sky....
Anonymous No.723133669
I did one run in the opening and got slaughtered, I'm gonna wait a little longer...
Anonymous No.723133679 >>723133730
I'M GONNA DO IT BROS
I'M GONNA SWIPE MY CREDIT CARD FOR 1500 PAID TICKETS @ 13.99 USD
Anonymous No.723133692 >>723133792
We are gonna make it bros, don't give up. We can pull off a miracle too
Anonymous No.723133702
>>723133582
>his Seiunshit, Blockushit and Dumb Bird couldn't escape my All Seeing Eyes
I destroy whales, Naturally.
Anonymous No.723133730
>>723133679
>one Rice Shower has been deposited into your account
Anonymous No.723133748 >>723133793 >>723133836 >>723138910
>Remove inactive followers that haven't logged in for almost a month
>Next day, one of them logs in and follows me again
Eh..?
Anonymous No.723133768 >>723133832
Hmmm....I think i got a good idea to cheer everyone up....
Anonymous No.723133792
>>723133692
I always believed. We’re going to the top, and no stupid birds are gonna stop me.
Anonymous No.723133793
>>723133748
SHE is watching
Anonymous No.723133830
>>723133265
Man I'm sorry, like actually I hope you feel better. We got you brother. No trainer left behind
Anonymous No.723133832 >>723133884 >>723133965
>>723133768
I failed at building her for this CM, this just makes me feel worse, I let her down
Anonymous No.723133836
>>723133748
He’s planning something devious. Remove him immediately!
Anonymous No.723133850
A miracle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXH69LabyPw
Anonymous No.723133884 >>723133945 >>723134063
>>723133832
Anon, tell me one good thing that happened today, just one!
Anonymous No.723133923 >>723134284
>>723133272
Sorry you jobbed, NTRgod.
Anonymous No.723133930 >>723134003
Captain, I need an overnight stay in horse MD....these injuries are too much to bear
Anonymous No.723133945 >>723134618
>>723133884
Had some beers with the lads
Anonymous No.723133965
>>723133832
Don't worry anon. I will carry your dreams to first place
Anonymous No.723134001 >>723134040 >>723134276
will there ever be any CMs with bad conditions like snowy and rainy?
Anonymous No.723134003 >>723134045
>>723133930
Im not going to sugarcoat it…your uma may never race in another CM again.
Anonymous No.723134040
>>723134001
Yes. In the winter.
Anonymous No.723134043 >>723134089
Somehow I managed to get into A Finals
Anonymous No.723134045
>>723134003
EHHHHHHHHHH?????
Anonymous No.723134063
>>723133884
Ate really hot hot-sauce.
Anonymous No.723134079 >>723134189 >>723134215 >>723134350 >>723134386
Still haven't gotten an opinion on left or right for Leo
Anonymous No.723134089 >>723134810
>>723134043
>Falco
>>723133265 will always be a better trainer than you
Anonymous No.723134101 >>723134128 >>723134212
people still play this?
Anonymous No.723134128
>>723134101
Cultural phenomenon.
Anonymous No.723134189 >>723134647
>>723134079
Right, but you should keep trying to make a better one
Anonymous No.723134193
>go 0-5 in A R2
>go 5-0 on the next attempt
k
Grass only wins when she Pumps then doesn't get blocked
Vodka has a chance without Pump if she doesn't get blocked
Too many times they are pos 4-5 at final corner and don't use any accels and lose to shittier LS because they had a "worse" position and could use skills. Mario Kart bullshit
Bloku has been completely destroying FRs all 3 days so far
Anonymous No.723134194 >>723134315
>>723133265
Imaooo
Anonymous No.723134207 >>723134274
>>723131524 (OP)
Mile Opera barely got me into finals group A. No way am I taking plat but I can sure hope.
Anonymous No.723134212
>>723134101
play THIS
*unzips dick*
Anonymous No.723134215 >>723134647
>>723134079
right, but you should keep rerolling for a mix of both
Anonymous No.723134256
If I got 2nd as much as I did today I'd probably be homicidal. How Doto kept it together after staring at TM Opera O's ass crossing the finish line for like 2 years straight I will never understand.
Anonymous No.723134274 >>723134610
>>723134207
OperaCHAD
Anonymous No.723134276
>>723134001
Yeah. Scorpio Cup is the first that will be like that.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting
Scroll down for the list of cups and track conditions.
Anonymous No.723134284 >>723134320 >>723134326 >>723134362 >>723134457 >>723134714 >>723134907 >>723135776
>>723133923
I went 2-18 I don't know why I didn't wait longer, i feel like the worst trainer in /v/, but its okay, Narita not only failed, she never lived up to others expectations, much less her own, yet she overcame that failure and turned herself into someone worth cheering for. I will learn from this defeat and one day I'll climb the road to the top
Anonymous No.723134289 >>723134462 >>723134927
From now on, I shall post Falcon to make people fear, hate and assume that I have one
Anonymous No.723134290
Anonymous No.723134315 >>723134463
>>723134194
What does this say
Anonymous No.723134320 >>723134382 >>723134418 >>723134473
>>723134284
Whale hours is entirely superstition.
Anonymous No.723134326
>>723134284
I like your attitude NTR bro!
Anonymous No.723134350
>>723134079
Left. Or just try them both out in a practice room.
Anonymous No.723134362
>>723134284
Based attitude.
Anonymous No.723134382 >>723134449
>>723134320
Why do you go and tell lies, oh Green one?
Anonymous No.723134386 >>723134435 >>723134647
>>723134079
Right is better, but you really want a mix of both anyway
Anonymous No.723134418 >>723134449
>>723134320
T. Wasn't here when the pequod set sail
Anonymous No.723134435
>>723134386
I'm too much of a noob to know if turf S matters. I like right for the wit.
Anonymous No.723134449 >>723134518
>>723134382
>>723134418
>yeah bro all the casuals are queuing at 3am
Anonymous No.723134457
>>723134284
Okay NTRAnonymous is actually pretty cool
Anonymous No.723134462 >>723134509 >>723134529 >>723134596
>>723134289
With the advent of Summer Maru, lil falcy becomes an irrelevant dirter once more. Buh-bye!
Anonymous No.723134463
>>723134315
"Make it say "Bakushin until death""
Anonymous No.723134473 >>723134538 >>723134540 >>723134636 >>723134714
>>723134320
They're real. Seen'em with my own two eyes!
Anonymous No.723134509 >>723134561
>>723134462
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.723134518
>>723134449
It means the Americans went to sleep. Early morning hours MOST have gone to sleep and it’s shitty eurotimmies. Try it sometime if you dont believe me. Whales are ready to blow their load, they’re first in line to run and finish the quickest.
Anonymous No.723134529
>>723134462
Unless you become a metaslave yourself, that won't stop her from raping you
Anonymous No.723134538 >>723134607
>>723134473
Kek, this is better than the actual drawing of gold ship hunting whales im sketching right now
Anonymous No.723134540
>>723134473
wow Tamamo Cross what a nice drawing i will put it on the fridge good job
Anonymous No.723134561
>>723134509
From here on out, she’s a dirt buggy
Anonymous No.723134596 >>723134663
>>723134462
Falcon still dominates mile and sprint. Just losing at medium and long.
Anonymous No.723134607
>>723134538
I want to see a proper illustration, keep cookin boss
Anonymous No.723134610
>>723134274
I believe in her, she’ll get that 9th win in the final round.
Anonymous No.723134618
>>723133945
Deserved, a toast to a first rate trainer!
Anonymous No.723134636
>>723134473
At first I thought this was AI, but the hands are too well done
Anonymous No.723134647
>>723134189
>>723134215
>>723134386
Right is only lacking Turf S and Gourmand. I couldn't run extra races because I was trying to hit the stat limits. I need a god roll on Oguri...
Anonymous No.723134659
>>723133265
Oi anon, you are my favorite trainer! don't give up boss
Anonymous No.723134663 >>723134715 >>723134721 >>723134815
>>723134596
Arent sprint CMs kinda rare? When is the next one because that actually sounds fun. Weve got another mile then long after Leo I think
Anonymous No.723134696
>>723133265
Blue looks better on you than orange
Anonymous No.723134714 >>723134768 >>723134903
>>723134284
Narita bro..............
I hope you find your stride someday

>>723134473
we have a bunch of first rate artists in these threads. pic rel is the best so far
Anonymous No.723134715 >>723134815
>>723134663
And dirt. Dirt CM.
Anonymous No.723134721
>>723134663
Capricorn is like in 6 CM, falcon will be meta there (and in any upcoming mile and dirt too)
Anonymous No.723134724
>>723131524 (OP)
Store the horses.
Anonymous No.723134768
>>723134714
This is clearly AI the boobs are too detailed
Anonymous No.723134790
>>723131524 (OP)
Confluent directive
Anonymous No.723134810 >>723134905
>>723134089
I'll always be a smarter trainer
Anonymous No.723134815 >>723135043
>>723134663
>>723134715
Dirt CM immediately follows the Sprint CM.
Anonymous No.723134826
>the bots have arrived
Agnes Digital is behind this.
Anonymous No.723134830 >>723134912 >>723134930
If you got 2nd that's okay too, if you got B thats okay too, if you didn't place that's okay too. I believe in you all and there's another day, which WILL be easier
Anonymous No.723134879 >>723134976
If Falcon was so good how come nobody said to roll on her?
Anonymous No.723134903
>>723134714
>Someone actually saved this shitty Paint drawing I did as a joke
Feels kinda nice :]
Anonymous No.723134905
>>723134810
What I can say about this is that I have fapped to tons of umas but I have never ever fapped to Falco
Anonymous No.723134907 >>723134994
>>723134284
That might be the most awful win rate I've seen, post your aces?
Anonymous No.723134912
>>723134830
Happy Meek isn't even a real horse
Anonymous No.723134927 >>723135001
>>723134289
Meh
Anonymous No.723134930 >>723135014
>>723134830
Yeah remember there’s a CM every few weeks with our schedule. You will have MANY more chances /v/ros. Just gotta roll with the punches
Anonymous No.723134976 >>723135054
>>723134879
No one knew, literally no one knew she was this disgustingly overpowered all jp bros said was "she autowins every dirt track lol" which no one cares about
Anonymous No.723134994 >>723135029
>>723134907
I just got 1-19
Anonymous No.723135001
>>723134927
THE GOAT
Anonymous No.723135014 >>723135121 >>723135142
>>723134930
>there’s a CM every few weeks with our schedule
Kill me, Pete
Anonymous No.723135029
>>723134994
>Class B finals
I see this as a win bro
Anonymous No.723135043
>>723134815
FALCON domination!
Anonymous No.723135054 >>723135221
>>723134976
Makes you wonder if there are more gems out there waiting to be unearthed…keep pushing the limits bros. The meta is far from solved.
Anonymous No.723135057
>>723113223
That's a beautiful Suzuka, anon. Thank you so much for sharing your stuff here.
Anonymous No.723135072
>keep getting 2nd in g1 races
FUCK I JUST WANT MY GODDAMN TICKET
Anonymous No.723135118 >>723135167 >>723135452
How would you determine (You)r trainer aptitudes? is a 70%-win rate B or A? is getting plat guaranteed S?
Anonymous No.723135121
>>723135014
Leo is end of October, it’s brvtal but you dont need to sweat each one. Pick and choose your battles
Anonymous No.723135142 >>723135251 >>723135272 >>723135374
>>723135014
Leo is actually super easy to build for no joke
Anonymous No.723135167
>>723135118
For Cancer 70% is pretty damn good. But if you had a Falco then it doesnt count!
Anonymous No.723135185 >>723135296 >>723138632 >>723138830
>An actually nice supportive community
>In 4chan
odd desu neigh
Anonymous No.723135204
>>723133180
My Goldshi got me to A Finals first try somehow so that's nice
Anonymous No.723135218 >>723135571
My winrate dropped from 70% to 50% in round two...
Anonymous No.723135221 >>723135340
>>723135054
nta but i feel like rice shower can be strong in leo. idk if thats the onii chan inside of me speaking, but i want to make her work so i can solve how to activate her unique 100% of the time
Anonymous No.723135251
>>723135142
Not if you’re making a front. Now you need good speed, more stamina and a heal, as well as still good power not to get blocked. Im having a harder time forming a working deck that also gets me the green abilities I need for groundwork while hitting the stats I need. Training a pace or late/end would be way easier though. Plus debuffers will be good again on Leo so a nature will be impactful
Anonymous No.723135272
>>723135142
That makes it even worse imo, at least less stressful
Anonymous No.723135296
>>723135185
Yeah im a nice guy…unless we’re talking about those punks from der/v/. They can fuck right off!
Anonymous No.723135307
I'm pretty glad there are more viable horses for leo, yeah maru will dominate but im pretty sure alternate strats will exist
Anonymous No.723135313 >>723135364 >>723135413 >>723135517
It seems that the result for my Cancer Final is already decided:
>No Bakushin
Platinum by at least 3 Lengths
>Bakushin
Silver
Shrimple as that
No way to beat the Bakushin man
The Bakushin us too strong
Anonymous No.723135340
>>723135221
Rice showers heals are more for long races than medium, but you can make her work Im sure
Anonymous No.723135364 >>723135491
>>723135313
If my Oguri doesn't get blocked by a wall of 7 frontrunners I might have a chance
Anonymous No.723135374 >>723135420
>>723135142
You fags also said this for Cancer, stop lying, Leo will be as bad as Cancer
Anonymous No.723135379 >>723135426 >>723135497 >>723135536 >>723135664
My FUCKING King
Anonymous No.723135413
>>723135313
*was already decided
Anonymous No.723135420 >>723135463
>>723135374
Cancer WAS easier to build for than gemini
Anonymous No.723135426
>>723135379
KINO
Anonymous No.723135452
>>723135118
>S
Plat or 90% win rate
>A
Gold or 80%
>B
Silver or 70%
>C
Bronze or 60%
>D
Did not qualify for finals but made it to group A
>E
Did not qualify for finals but made it to group B
>F
Did not even attempt the champions meeting but cleared URA of the respective aptitude
>G
Does not have the ura finale trophy of the aptitude.
Anonymous No.723135463
>>723135420
gemini was just golshi and spurt. It was easy as sin. Doesnt even feel I earned that plat
Anonymous No.723135491
>>723135364
Can’t win against a roided up Falco man (unless you are King Bakushin)
Anonymous No.723135497 >>723135524
>>723135379
Now that's a first rate win
Anonymous No.723135517
>>723135313
>No fronts
Platinum
>Bakushin
90% chance of Platinum
>Falcon
60% chance of Platinum
>Triple Late Start
Silver
>front doesn't proc angling and scheming
Gold
Anonymous No.723135524 >>723135634
>>723135497
I might be retarded i just noticed they run in heels
Anonymous No.723135536
>>723135379
Anonymous No.723135571
>>723135218
As long as you make the finale, it's all good anon.
Anonymous No.723135575 >>723135615 >>723135635 >>723135651
I want to do a fun run to cheer up, any ideas?
Anonymous No.723135615
>>723135575
3 wit 3 guts bakushin (you are only allowed to train those stats)
Anonymous No.723135630 >>723135672
My Leo strat is simple
wedding Mayano Hybrid
Nice nature full debuff
Oguri but with Murmur
If you don't have enough stamina, you die. It is that easy.
Anonymous No.723135634
>>723135524
They step with their forefeet though.
Anonymous No.723135635
>>723135575
3 power 3 wit Fukutaru
Anonymous No.723135651
>>723135575
GUTS maxing rice shower.
Anonymous No.723135664 >>723135709
>>723135379
>saw I went against a Halo today
>these stats
>these skills
I think you need to help this guy out. What the fuck am I looking at?
Anonymous No.723135672 >>723135719
>>723135630
>Still got 50k more points until my free rice villain
Why do they take so long to grind ugh
Anonymous No.723135675 >>723135723
>running through cancer cup races, last set of the night
>2-2, haven't gotten to group A yet
>have L'Arc history up on a second browser
>El Condor Pasa lost by half a length to the late surging Montjeu
>look back at race
>my El Condor Pasa lost
>to a late surger
>by half a length
Anonymous No.723135709 >>723135753 >>723135765 >>723135837 >>723135912 >>723136157
>>723135664
Dammit I forgot the image.
Anonymous No.723135719
>>723135672
wtf i didn't mean to give you a (You), must have misclicked
Anonymous No.723135723
>>723135675
History repeats itself
Anonymous No.723135753
>>723135709
The good old "it can't be shit if it's A+!" strategy.
Anonymous No.723135765
>>723135709
>Maverick
>Plan X
>Subdued Front Runners
Kino
Anonymous No.723135776
>>723134284
CHOUTEEEEEN
Anonymous No.723135781 >>723135825 >>723135830 >>723135865 >>723135882 >>723135952
With this 7 I will unbrick everyone in this thread and we will all win plat! But if it's not a 7 the opposite will happen!!!!
Anonymous No.723135825
>>723135781
AIIIIIIIIEEEE HELP ME AUTISMOCAT FUKUTARD HAS DONE IT AGAIN
Anonymous No.723135830
>>723135781
Anonymous No.723135837
>>723135709
Needs about 200 more stamina and power. Wit is way overkill. Plan X is a sprint ability I believe. Looks like a witmaxer recycle from a team trial uma. That’s sad.
Anonymous No.723135865
>>723135781
fukutards...
Anonymous No.723135876 >>723135928
>>723133283
The entire King Halo campaign and the 2nd story (not yet in Global) are a beautiful way Cygames showed respects to the legendary Yuichi Fukunaga
Anonymous No.723135882 >>723135989
>>723135781
>781
>7=8-1
>7=7
Thanks fukubro
Anonymous No.723135912 >>723136008
>>723135709
>groundwork on a late
Wait…is the wit so high because he was running Halo as a front? And the wit is there to compensate for the huge wit debuff from Front F? This guy is nuts.
Anonymous No.723135928
>>723135876
https://xcancel.com/LongBallToNoOne/status/1464849879448965120
Anonymous No.723135952
>>723135781
Why must you insist on smiting all of us to a doomed fate?
Anonymous No.723135954 >>723135986 >>723136021
I'm starting to feel the shift happening, it's becoming acceptable to be a teiobro again
Anonymous No.723135986 >>723136026
>>723135954
Can't sage
Anonymous No.723135989
>>723135882
If 7 8 1, that makes it an eight
Anonymous No.723136008 >>723136094 >>723136095
>>723135912
>Groundwork
>Angling and Scheming
What the fuck you might actually be onto something
Anonymous No.723136021 >>723136073
>>723135954
Teio has always been a cutie.
Anonymous No.723136026
>>723135986
let it go, that was dozens of threads ago and now people just bump whatever threads
Anonymous No.723136060
>
Anonymous No.723136073
>>723136021
This needs corrections, and definitely not the sexual kinds
Anonymous No.723136081 >>723136121
Who died and made her king?
Anonymous No.723136094
>>723136008
Why is dober so surprised?
Anonymous No.723136095
>>723136008
My theory is this is a sprint team trials Halo that he was running as front…using the wit to compensate while also jacking the rating. It probably can win a team trial race as front honestly…but then wouldnt his rating tank due to Front F? No idea what this guy is smoking
Anonymous No.723136121 >>723136246
>>723136081
She's not that big
Anonymous No.723136157 >>723136225
>>723135709
what the fuck is plan X?
Anonymous No.723136196 >>723136216 >>723136269 >>723136405
>went against an A+ Falcon
>oh god I'm fucked
>got Blockushin'd and died
>check her win rate after
>13%
Did I really worry about nothing?
Anonymous No.723136216
>>723136196
You can check other people's winrate?
Anonymous No.723136225
>>723136157
…We don’t talk about Plan X. Not ever since…the incident.
Anonymous No.723136246
>>723136121
If you could please look at the chart
Anonymous No.723136269
>>723136196
Why you are shitting on me?
(Well 37.5% win rate but every loss is because of Bakushin and nothing else)
Anonymous No.723136278 >>723136295 >>723136310 >>723136352 >>723136552
How do I motivate myself to burn my TP?
Anonymous No.723136295
>>723136278
Set a career and then finish it tomorrow
Anonymous No.723136305 >>723136418
Anonymous No.723136310 >>723138371 >>723138459
>>723136278
Anonymous No.723136321 >>723136357 >>723136359 >>723136394 >>723136396
villain...
Anonymous No.723136352 >>723136385
>>723136278
Think about how happy danchou will be when we finally make it to D+ rank!
Anonymous No.723136357 >>723136381
>>723136321
THIS NIGGA LOST TO RICE SHOWER IN CANCER CUP LMAOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.723136359
>>723136321
Her VILLANOUS PLAN is in full motion
Anonymous No.723136381
>>723136357
I mean, his horses are b+
Anonymous No.723136385 >>723136438
>>723136352
Average ASTERbro
Anonymous No.723136394
>>723136321
BRING ME MORE JOBBERS
Anonymous No.723136396 >>723136560
>>723136321
>Villain feasting on unprepared B-mas.
Typical.
Anonymous No.723136405 >>723136465 >>723136469 >>723136631
>>723136196
Yeah, go to Twinkle Monthly Special button during a race or when watching replays, go to page 3. You can check details and see their win rates, skills and deck.
Anonymous No.723136418
>>723136305
>Rudolf was chronogenesis all along
Anonymous No.723136438
>>723136385
I am rooting for them
Anonymous No.723136465
>>723136405
Thanks anon, this will help me shit on my enemies much more efficiently
Anonymous No.723136469
>>723136405
Damn, I knew about that screen but never clicked on "details". Thanks anon.
Anonymous No.723136515 >>723136603
This is the second cup event in a row where I picked the B-tier league because I didn't want to fight against whales, then realized too late that all my leftover B-tier umas aren't good enough to win there either.
Anonymous No.723136529 >>723136678
How will the dissolution of the Irish monarchy affect club geopolitics?
Anonymous No.723136552
>>723136278
Set some kind of goal for yourself, like
>trying to make a specific kind of parent uma for future use
>trying to build for the next CM
>trying to win specific races with a specific uma (did you know the trophy room tracks which umas you've won each graded race with?)
>farming as many fans as possible per run to help out your club
so that you have something to work towards and thus an actual reason to do careers beyond simply emptying your TP bar
Anonymous No.723136560
>>723136396
they are B+mas, thank you very much
Anonymous No.723136561
Anonymous No.723136603 >>723136670 >>723136693 >>723136715 >>723136742
>>723136515
I remember people in taurus said open league was full of bigger sweats
Anonymous No.723136605
FUKU RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
Anonymous No.723136628 >>723136689 >>723136765
The waters really aint that bad, i dont see the big deal
Anonymous No.723136631
>>723136405
Shit I didnt realize we could even replay these, thanks anon
Anonymous No.723136670
>>723136603
NOW THIS is some GREEN DEVILRY
Anonymous No.723136678 >>723136764
>>723136529
oy neigh is one step closer to controlling the URA
Anonymous No.723136689 >>723136812
>>723136628
That's because you didn't play 8 hours ago like a brave trainer.
Anonymous No.723136693
>>723136603
Why the fuck you lyin’ green bitch?
Anonymous No.723136715
>>723136603
(((Tokino Minoru)))
Anonymous No.723136742
>>723136603
Hey let me see under your hat, just checking
Anonymous No.723136750 >>723136918 >>723136994 >>723137169
For people dooming about their placements today, in Gemini I didn't get to Group A Finals on the first day either. The next day I went 4-1 and proceeded to win the entire thing, and I did the races in primetime about 2 hours after the clock reset. Believe in yourself and your runners.
Anonymous No.723136764
>>723136678
Nonsense. As long as Akikawa is in charge, no Umas will hold such power
Anonymous No.723136765 >>723136812
>>723136628
You waited till literally the easiest time to queue up. Right now, 2:30-3:30am EST. NOW is the time oh timid toreinas, the whales are sleeping
Anonymous No.723136769
>>723131674
Here, but she can't get any win today. Kingu stepped up instead and got me to A final.
Anonymous No.723136786 >>723136843 >>723136860 >>723136878 >>723136982 >>723137097
>activate all your skills
>win
simple as. its not really gambling if it happens at least once in every set
Anonymous No.723136812
>>723136689
>>723136765
You gotta be an opportunist to win, what can i say
Anonymous No.723136843
>>723136786
Curren CHAD
Anonymous No.723136860
>>723136786
Nice curren bro
>that fukutard making a mad dash at the end
How laughable!
Anonymous No.723136878
>>723136786
SHE IS FLYING
Anonymous No.723136918 >>723136965 >>723136985 >>723136993
>>723136750
Anon i went 2-18, I think my Leo dreams are over....
Anonymous No.723136951 >>723136963 >>723136979
Never ever btw
Anonymous No.723136963 >>723137245
>>723136951
Who
Anonymous No.723136965
>>723136918
Not Leo, cancer. I'm already worrying about Leo ugh
Anonymous No.723136979 >>723137245
>>723136951
who
Anonymous No.723136982 >>723137051
>>723136786
that's a strong curren. show build
Anonymous No.723136985
>>723136918
Anon the lyrics are "Don't stop no don't stop til finish".
Anonymous No.723136993
>>723136918
That’s because you queued too early. Tomorrow night, wait until this exact hour and then blow your load. Do NOT queue up in the first 9 hours. Let the whales and NEETS use up their tries and then you clean up the weirdos in the off hours. You got this.
Anonymous No.723136994 >>723137074
>>723136750
I'm not dooming because I lost, I'm dooming because of how I lost, for 50% of todays races my Oguri was stuck behind a wall of front runners and watching her just stop accelerating because there's no space for her to overcome them was just heartbreaking
Anonymous No.723137050 >>723137125
How many S ranks did you see? i saw two today, many were very very close to S
Anonymous No.723137051 >>723137096 >>723137112
>>723136982
Anonymous No.723137074 >>723137178
>>723136994
When you’re blocked, you’re blocked. Pace Oguri will be very strong again in Leo. Lates just get blocked a lot, it’s a huge dice roll.
Anonymous No.723137078 >>723137142 >>723137196 >>723137237 >>723137295
>this is Cingray's final boss
Anonymous No.723137096 >>723137223
>>723137051
Currenbros have made the greatest PR comeback in /v/ma history
Anonymous No.723137097 >>723137235
>>723136786
I'm actually a horrible trainer and person for not managing to do this myself for her
Anonymous No.723137112 >>723137193 >>723137218
>>723137051
I believe this Curren and Blockuzensky will dominate the /v/ictory stakes.
Anonymous No.723137125
>>723137050
I lost to a Seiun who might as well have been S rank.
Anonymous No.723137142 >>723137237
>>723137078
She's finally hot as fuck
Anonymous No.723137169 >>723137242 >>723137375
>>723136750
I made it, but I'm a bit frustrated in some ways. Mainly, no Mile S, and god I wish I had a maxed Kitasan. Having to run her at LB2 while needing to borrow Oguri really sucks.
Anonymous No.723137174
IS HER EAR STILL ALIVE?
Anonymous No.723137178 >>723137305
>>723137074
I'm running Pace Oguri
Anonymous No.723137193 >>723137292
>>723137112
My Suzuka and Grass both won an 18 player cancer mock race here…dont get cocky!
Anonymous No.723137196
>>723137078
Bless the artist.
Anonymous No.723137218 >>723137379
>>723137112
>Implying the r*ck wont win it
He won the last for fun one and has the highest win rate in all of /v/, it's fucking over
Anonymous No.723137223
>>723137096
>went from literal who to contender for q/v/een
its so peak...
Anonymous No.723137235 >>723137353
>>723137097
All currenbros are good people anon, that includes you
Anonymous No.723137237 >>723137354
>>723137078
>>723137142
I hope her tits are actually bigger and that's just the compression from the sports bra
Anonymous No.723137242
>>723137169
>and god I wish I had a maxed Kitasan. Having to run her at LB2
By God do I know this feel. That reroll cant come soon enough. My speed card situation is good except for my Tosho and Kita. I just need to keep rolling that banner
Anonymous No.723137245
>>723136963
>>723136979
ァンバむアー
Anonymous No.723137268 >>723137316 >>723137698
When is it going to be her turn to be meta in cups?
Anonymous No.723137273 >>723137343
>>723131524 (OP)
got my 1 win in round 2
could not give less of a shit anymore, gonna play something FUN instead
Anonymous No.723137292
>>723137193
>don't get cocky!
WHAT?!
Anonymous No.723137295
>>723137078
>Casually works out by benching 1.4 tons
Hot
Anonymous No.723137305
>>723137178
Paces are even harder to win with in cancer than lates. They’re better in Leo. Pace Oguri was the meta in Taurus. It’s just now you got more fronts running around so she wont be as dominant, but still better than Cancer. Dont lose hope, keep trying
Anonymous No.723137316
>>723137268
NOW
Anonymous No.723137328 >>723137357 >>723137396 >>723137484 >>723137485 >>723137585
bwos, how do i get more fans for my wife?
Anonymous No.723137343
>>723137273
Good! Recreation is key.
Anonymous No.723137353 >>723137513 >>723137553
>>723137235
I should've tried harder to make her an Ace, I didn't try hard enough
Anonymous No.723137354 >>723137465
>>723137237
They sure as hell didn't shy away with Super Creek's.
Anonymous No.723137356 >>723137413 >>723137803
Is summer maru the meta-est pick for leo
Anonymous No.723137357 >>723137773
>>723137328
Long parents, then do as many G2s and G1s as you can
Anonymous No.723137375 >>723137551 >>723137591
>>723137169
We will be able to MLB her in weeks at least
Anonymous No.723137379
>>723137218
18 player races are far more random, especially with the impending wall of like 12 front runners. Only one will survive and it works in mysterious ways. It’s anyone’s game. Remember Mayano was the least likely to win
Anonymous No.723137396 >>723137773
>>723137328
>bwos
Anonymous No.723137413
>>723137356
Yes that's the thing we know for sure
Anonymous No.723137465 >>723137550 >>723137581
>>723137354
Does she not wear a bra
Anonymous No.723137481 >>723137560 >>723137613 >>723137685
kitaslut black
Anonymous No.723137484 >>723137773
>>723137328
Milers tend to be fanlets im afraid. Just gotta spam mile and medium G1s. Get her long aptitude up if you’re really dedicated
Anonymous No.723137485
>>723137328
Tell her to start an umafans account
Anonymous No.723137513
>>723137353
But you tried your best, does that not count? There are countless champions meetings to do. She will have her moment
Anonymous No.723137550
>>723137465
No, and apparently, she doesn't wear socks.
Anonymous No.723137551 >>723137616
>>723137375
we still got all of november and the rest of october. Kita isnt till december right?
Anonymous No.723137553
>>723137353
get started on your virgo parents
Anonymous No.723137560
>>723137481
>Zero ass
Inaccurate
Anonymous No.723137581
>>723137465
a bra would only get in the way when she needs to breastfeed her trainer
Anonymous No.723137585
>>723137328
You gotta stop saying bwos first, Suzuka isn't the one that plays Goo Goo Babies.
Anonymous No.723137591 >>723137675 >>723137704
>>723137375
Too bad we can't do anything about inspirations besides gambling. That's my main issue. I don't have the parents for this shit, and getting good ones is just praying. I made into A finals and I'm glad about that, but man I wish I could get some better luck for my girls, there were some runs I knew they would have won if I got that luck.
Anonymous No.723137613
>>723137481
>shittasan nigger
Anonymous No.723137616 >>723137728
>>723137551
>He doesn't know
Anon....half anniversary brings a SSR selector and the first uncap item, both are free
Anonymous No.723137650 >>723137701 >>723137719 >>723137786
Shhh.....spe-chan is sleeping
Anonymous No.723137675
>>723137591
There are some changes in future updates which make sparks farming less rng, but at a cost to your TP. In the future you’ll also be able to upgrade sparks on existing parents every few months
Anonymous No.723137685
>>723137481
That’s not how glutes work.
Anonymous No.723137698
>>723137268
The Sippy Cup
Anonymous No.723137701
>>723137650
WAKE UP
Anonymous No.723137704
>>723137591
Yeah, i do really like the inspiration mechanic but parent farming is so frustrating, i hope spark rerolls come soon
Anonymous No.723137713 >>723137794 >>723137821
>Bro queue up now
>Smart Falcon
>Everyone is A+
>Everyone is better than me
>Smart Falcon
T-thanks
Anonymous No.723137719 >>723138165
>>723137650
https://files.catbox.moe/jsijh6.ogg
Anonymous No.723137728
>>723137616
Im not going to waste either of those on kita but that’s good to know
Anonymous No.723137749
So is the supernatural real in the uma world or not I can't tell
Anonymous No.723137758 >>723137879
I feel sorry for the Yaenofags. She just getting job left and right.
Anonymous No.723137773
>>723137396
oh no, i got exposed! picrel is me fleeing
>>723137484
>>723137357
Thankfully my onky 3* parent is a McQueen with long 2* spark.
im at work rn, will report how the run went in the next thread or something
Anonymous No.723137786 >>723138675
>>723137650
You know, trying to fit a tail through a pant hole that tight seems annoying.
Anonymous No.723137794
>>723137713
You queued just a few seconds too early. Try now!
Anonymous No.723137803 >>723139432
>>723137356
true metachuds will skip zensky for x.oguri. after all s.maru gets powercrept by v.bourbon in only a few months
Anonymous No.723137821 >>723137861 >>723137907
>>723137713
Don't worry anon, tomorrow is a new day with new fish to catch. and i believe a certain someone is making it to A
Anonymous No.723137861 >>723137881 >>723137905
>>723137821
Yes, everyone but me
Anonymous No.723137879
>>723137758
I actually kinda like her, she's kind of funny. Might roll for her in 3 or whatever years
Anonymous No.723137881 >>723138051
>>723137861
There is nothing wrong with being a B chad.
Anonymous No.723137905
>>723137861
CHEER UP RICE YOU GOT THIS
Anonymous No.723137907 >>723138078
>>723137821
>i believe a certain someone is making it to A
Me!
Anonymous No.723137918 >>723137967 >>723137998 >>723138029
>No seiunlet melty today
Did they.....
Anonymous No.723137959
>Nishitto CRAPper
Nooope.
Anonymous No.723137967 >>723138068
>>723137918
There was a fake one in one of the previous threads if that counts
Anonymous No.723137998 >>723138031 >>723138047
>>723137918
They couldn't angle their harpoons nor scheme their way out of the whale's jaw, what can i say
Anonymous No.723138029
>>723137918
The seiunlets all sailed out this evening saying they needed the extra carats for a few more rolls…none of them returned Im afraid
Anonymous No.723138031
>>723137998
Kek
Anonymous No.723138047
>>723137998
>All the Seiunlets got eaten by falcons in real life
Anonymous No.723138051 >>723138079 >>723138121 >>723138135
>>723137881
Yes there is, because I'll lose B finals as well. If I make it to A I can already secure some nice rewards and titles no matter what
Anonymous No.723138068 >>723138112 >>723138170 >>723138198 >>723138251
>>723137967
How can you tell an authentic seiunlet from an imitation seiunlet?
Anonymous No.723138078
>>723137907
What is the appeal of this uma, legitimately. I get lewding maya or sweep but NISHINO?
Anonymous No.723138079 >>723138318
>>723138051
You can't lose the B finals.
Anonymous No.723138104 >>723138305 >>723138397
Every time Round 2 of CM hits these threads turn into psychological support and depression
Anonymous No.723138112 >>723138174 >>723138186 >>723138210
>>723138068
Who the fuck would want to be a fake seiunlet
Anonymous No.723138121
>>723138051
Brother if you make it to B finals you won. Winning or losing from there doesnt affect much. You made it, so lighten up yeah?
Anonymous No.723138135
>>723138051
the one time i went into A group round 2 in Taurus, i wasnt ablr to make it into any finals at all. ive been sandbagging my way into group B ever since
Anonymous No.723138148 >>723138335
I wish I didn't like the foreign OC bosses so much. I really like Obey, Folk Queen, Tony Bianca, Thiefcrow, and Montjeu for that matter.
Anonymous No.723138165
>>723137719
Anonymous No.723138170
>>723138068
Genuine despair, anguish and agony
Anonymous No.723138174
>>723138112
People will do anything for attention these days
>Im a seiunlet guys see how cuhhhrazy I am lol! Um proof? Im self-diagnosed…
Anonymous No.723138186
>>723138112
People who crave attention.
Anonymous No.723138198 >>723138272
>>723138068
You develop a feel for it. picrel is clearly too forced to be genuine.
Anonymous No.723138210
>>723138112
women
Anonymous No.723138251
>>723138068
They try too hard to be funny or replicate the posting style for attention. Seiunlets have deep anguish and autistic love born of desperation that you can feel
Anonymous No.723138272
>>723138198
Yeah, you can tell that unlike the actual ones there is little torment
Anonymous No.723138305 >>723138520
>>723138104
Mental health is important after a war....
Anonymous No.723138312
>Maintenance announcement
This is getting ridiculous, I demand reparations NOW!!
Anonymous No.723138318
>>723138079
I lost Gemini, the Gemini Silver title is the biggest shame of my training career
Anonymous No.723138335 >>723138405 >>723138863
>>723138148
Then how would (You) implement a career mode for them?
Anonymous No.723138371
>>723136310
she raped me
Anonymous No.723138375 >>723138498 >>723138609 >>723138625 >>723138901
Anonymous No.723138397
>>723138104
>And when you got violated by the bird for the 18th time today…how did that make you *feel*?
>Maybe you need to stop thinking about it as a β€œlate start” and more as a β€œdelayed step forward”
Anonymous No.723138402 >>723138463 >>723138530
Is 1LB Creek worth using instead of using my borrow slot on a MLB one?
Anonymous No.723138405 >>723138475
>>723138335
You can't. They're foreign so even if you were able to get the rights like Montjeu, they won't be able to do any races that are in Japan beyond the Japan Cup. that's why I wish I didn't like them so much.
Anonymous No.723138438
Would you play a fantasy alts turn based RPG spinoff?
Anonymous No.723138459
>>723136310
I wish she would rape me
Anonymous No.723138463
>>723138402
If you don't need to train stamina then yes. If you're going to train stamina then borrow a MLB one and use a MLB SR Stamina card, that should be enough to get as much stamina as you want.
Anonymous No.723138475
>>723138405
Why not? Haru's story is all made up and they didn't have a problem putting her in other races.
Anonymous No.723138498
>>723138375
The gift that keeps on giving
Anonymous No.723138510 >>723138601 >>723138605
So if I reach finals and my umas only get 4th or later, am I just fucked and get no titles?
Anonymous No.723138520
>>723138305
*after getting raped in both holes
Anonymous No.723138524 >>723138637 >>723138668
I need an MLB Kitasan ASAP
Anonymous No.723138530
>>723138402
It depends on what you want to use your borrow on. At 1LB creek is decent but more just for grabbing Maestro. If this were a long race I would tell you to borrow her, but it depends on your deck/sparks and how much stamina you actually need
Anonymous No.723138601
>>723138510
Anon, if you get last that’s a 3rd place in the finals. You get a title no matter what if you make it to finals period.
Anonymous No.723138605
>>723138510
Depends it's according to your best playing ace, so let's say in finals A you go against a gigawhale and he gets top 3 and you place 4th, youd be getting the gold title
Anonymous No.723138609 >>723138748
>>723138375
>that anon who rolled to hex himself
gets me everytime
Anonymous No.723138625 >>723138664
>>723138375
For me? It's the Seiunlet demon summoner.
Anonymous No.723138632
>>723135185
these threads only made me realize how fucking gone the rest of the board is, basic netiquette is dead
Anonymous No.723138637
>>723138524
Literally 2 more weeks bro
Anonymous No.723138640 >>723138784
based. carried by gamblers.
Anonymous No.723138664
>>723138625
Neigha what
Anonymous No.723138668 >>723138698 >>723138798
>>723138524
You think you do, but the reality is you would still be a second rate trainer. Ive seen the GOD-mas created from a 1LB kitasan deck. But yeah im tired of my 2LB kita as well
Anonymous No.723138675 >>723138778 >>723138834
>>723137786
Need a lazy bum uma that just lets her pants ride a little low and hang her tail over the top.
It's like women taking off their bra in a comfortable place, like at home.
Anonymous No.723138698 >>723138804
>>723138668
1LB Kita is literally shit lmao what are you talking about
Anonymous No.723138739
I don't like thinking about the fleshy part of uma tails
Anonymous No.723138748
>>723138609
For me it's
>17 carats
Anonymous No.723138768 >>723138871
its shitter hours. play now.
Anonymous No.723138778 >>723138906
>>723138675
Literally tachyon casual clothes
Anonymous No.723138784
>>723138640
>T W O els
shes by far the most popular uma this cup huh?
Anonymous No.723138798
>>723138668
I have you know I have the Taurus platinum title.
Anonymous No.723138804 >>723138987
>>723138698
>he doesnt know
Someone’s Taurus Tachyon is raping people in Leo test rooms. It’s months old and was made with a 1LB kitasan from HIM.
Anonymous No.723138830
>>723135185
I'm only nice to you because we've suffered together. The rest of this site? They can drop dead for all I care!
Anonymous No.723138834 >>723138906 >>723138939 >>723138951 >>723139323 >>723139340 >>723139694 >>723139794
>>723138675
Anonymous No.723138862
Ore wa.......SUPAH TOREINA DAH
>*goes 4-16*
Anonymous No.723138863
>>723138335
NTA, but probably something like
>Try to find JP races that are vaguely analogous to races the foreign horse actually ran, either in conditions (track type, distance, direction, etc.) or in prestige (eg. making a horse who ran the American triple crown run the Satsuki Sho, DAHBY, and Kikuka Sho)
>Fill in the gaps with generic "gain X fans" or "win Y races" goals
Anonymous No.723138871
>>723138768
I told you guys this is the time. DO IT NOOOOW
Anonymous No.723138892 >>723139014 >>723139141
Reminder that JP veterans got absolutely buttblasted by the west.
Anonymous No.723138901 >>723139024
>>723138375
>i went to donate plasma
should i do this /v/? is the money good enough to be worth the time and effort?
i won't it on uma ingame but maybe i'll buy some prize figures
Anonymous No.723138906 >>723138986
>>723138834
>>723138778
Damn... This is lewd.
Anonymous No.723138910
>>723133748
You're done... when they say you're done.
Anonymous No.723138939
>>723138834
Damn that’s hotter than I realized…
Anonymous No.723138940
>>723133180
It's just annoying. I already got it rough with late brocked. Now they keep getting bad mood and tanking the races.
Anonymous No.723138951
>>723138834
The doujin i saw with this outfit utterly destroyed my dick
Anonymous No.723138986
>>723138906
Honest to god ojou-sama btw.
Anonymous No.723138987 >>723139068 >>723139119
>>723138804
You got the build so I can copy it?
Anonymous No.723139014
>>723138892
Dude you gotta reroll for at least two fine motions i swear she becomes meta next CM i swear
Anonymous No.723139024 >>723139440 >>723139904
>>723138901
>should I do this
I used to work in an office next to a plasma center. It was constantly full of homeless people and meth/crack addicts etc. Just get a fucking McJob if you need the cash that bad. Plasma pays dirt poor and the nurses who extract it are unqualified and might injure you with bad needle placement. Dont be a crackhead seiunlet and get a fucking job, any job.
Anonymous No.723139068
>>723138987
Yeah
OY R***KS! post your tachyon
Anonymous No.723139070 >>723139131 >>723139216 >>723139227 >>723139273 >>723139320 >>723139467 >>723139568 >>723139652
SELECT YOUR CHARACTER
Anonymous No.723139119 >>723139159 >>723139190 >>723139291 >>723139367
>>723138987
I'm pretty sure he's talking about this Tachyon, it's not mine but saved it from last night thread.
Anonymous No.723139131
>>723139070
Genuinely curious how some of my favorite umas would play
Anonymous No.723139141
>>723138892
β€œThe world was strong”
At least he admitted it
Anonymous No.723139159 >>723139186 >>723139243
>>723139119
you guys seriously couldn't beat this tachyon..?
Anonymous No.723139186
>>723139159
You got a better one?
Anonymous No.723139190
>>723139119
my GOAT
Anonymous No.723139216
>>723139070
Kino
Anonymous No.723139227
>>723139070
As if there's any other option.
Anonymous No.723139243
>>723139159
To be fair I just started training for Leo parents and my Taurus team was dogshit. Pretty sad huh?
Anonymous No.723139273
>>723139070
Three goddesses as super bosses.
Anonymous No.723139289
how sandbagging feels like:
Anonymous No.723139291 >>723139325 >>723139330
>>723139119
I saved ornstein and smough in a previous thread
Anonymous No.723139320
>>723139070
PUT HER IN!
Anonymous No.723139323 >>723139794
>>723138834
made for making tiny umas
Anonymous No.723139325 >>723139395 >>723139517
>>723139291
>/v/ can't into stamina
Anonymous No.723139330
>>723139291
This is very impressive for a fucking TAURUS ace
Anonymous No.723139340
>>723138834
Can you unlock the casual putfits in global already btw?
Anonymous No.723139367 >>723139438 >>723139450 >>723139481 >>723139565 >>723139578
>>723139119
4 Speed cards on Tachyon would be kinda overkill right? 4 is what's needed for Umas with 0% growth in speed, right? or maybe 5?
Anonymous No.723139395 >>723139592
>>723139325
Anon, I know you're baiting but like I'm pretty sure those two are months old
Anonymous No.723139432
>>723137803
Untrue, you need another front runner to race with your bourbon
Anonymous No.723139435
Reminder, this is going to be the last kino CM where it won't be 3 teams of Summer Maruzensky into Christmas Oguri.
Anonymous No.723139438
>>723139367
5 is not needed for anyone desu
Anonymous No.723139440 >>723139587
>>723139024
With all the weird shit in these threads, it's making me think of Seiunlets as gambling schizo hobos now.
>Save up for her? I don't know if I'll even live that long!
>addicted to rolling, will gamble every time he has 150 carats because he just needs one lucky break to win (he won't get it)
>trades food stamps for money to be technically f2p
>will believe in any attempt to increase his luck including gets on /v/ and magic rituals
Anonymous No.723139450
>>723139367
You're underestimating how rare it's going to be for speed card to actually show up on SPEED training, like Kitasan for example really loves GUTS training.
Anonymous No.723139467
>>723139070
>Doesn't end with one of them immediately throwing out an attack and getting COUNTER'd
Inaccurate
Anyways, I'd main the witch
Anonymous No.723139481
>>723139367
You use 4 if the uma doesn't have a speed bonus, if stamina cards are better than power ones, or if your luck is dogshit and you want to get 1200 speed every time. 5 is for newbies trying to cheese Bakushin's career.
Anonymous No.723139517 >>723139592
>>723139325
Still waiting to see YOUR ace toreina-san
Anonymous No.723139559 >>723139636
>The tard trying to instigate a flamewar between /v/ and /vg/ is still here
You got laughed at in both boards, just fuck off
Anonymous No.723139565
>>723139367
I mean, with an LB1 kita and a LB3 spe-chud i can see why. I'm not gonna question the trainer that had a 98% win rate in gemini.
Anonymous No.723139568
>>723139070
So Wonder of U move set, except Fuku also might hurt herself?
Anonymous No.723139578
>>723139367
I use 5 speed and 1 stam for my Gold Gemini Golshi.
Anonymous No.723139587
>>723139440
They are basically mentally ill crackheads yes, if that wasnt apparent already. This is what zero impulse control does to someone when introduced to gambling/hard drugs
Anonymous No.723139592 >>723139663 >>723139729
>>723139395
>>723139517
I meant that those two tachyons probably outlasted everyone's low stamina umas with their double/triple stamina skills
Anonymous No.723139636 >>723139701
>>723139559
What are you talking about?
Anonymous No.723139652
>>723139070
I want Oguri with a monster install and a fuckton of super armor
Anonymous No.723139656 >>723139669
Why the FUCK does Tachyon have 10% growth in Guts and not Wit?
Anonymous No.723139663
>>723139592
I only ran Rudolf in one room and she ate complete shit. She keeps getting blocked in /v/ races so I probably have to remake her, I don't have Maruzensky or Taiki so I'm probably boned.
Anonymous No.723139669
>>723139656
She's a pseud
Anonymous No.723139694
>>723138834
AWOOGA
Anonymous No.723139698
>can barely get a single win first round trying to get into group A
>easy 5 wins in group B round 2
Anonymous No.723139701 >>723139774
>>723139636
Some guy was trying to create a 3 way war between /vg/, /v/ and /vmg/
Anonymous No.723139721 >>723139882 >>723139981
Adding more to the Fine Motion discourse, Engrish guide is saying Fine Motion is really important to MLB for future CMs and she'll be used for two years.
Anonymous No.723139729
>>723139592
I know in that test race that’s definitely what happened to my retard who failed to proc gourmand. Still, even with stamina, max speed with turf S/medium S IS tricky to beat. I wasnt ready then. Give me two weeks and we’ll run it back
Anonymous No.723139771 >>723139846
Would you accept?
Anonymous No.723139774 >>723139836 >>723140380
>>723139701
It was me, Doto!
Anonymous No.723139794
>>723138834
>>723139323
Sex
Anonymous No.723139807 >>723139875
Tachyon looks like she doesn't shower much
Anonymous No.723139835 >>723139880 >>723139901 >>723139938
Anonymous No.723139836 >>723139890
>>723139774
Doto Rape
Anonymous No.723139846 >>723139916 >>723139939 >>723139958 >>723139968 >>723140013 >>723140017
>>723139771
Now that the dust has settled, can we say that fujilets were a myth?
Anonymous No.723139875
>>723139807
>Girl who can't be bothered to make food for herself doesn't shower
Yeah probably
Anonymous No.723139880
>>723139835
>my strength is plapable
What did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.723139882 >>723139981
>>723139721
Yeah yeah and taishin was meta for gemini too bro, JPbros and sloptubers dont realize all their advice only applies if you're a whale, fine motion is great sure, when you also have a bunch of MLB SSRs
Anonymous No.723139890
>>723139836
Too soon…
Anonymous No.723139901
>>723139835
>She's shown poor results recently
>Still, she's skilled enough to be called "Place Perfect"
Anonymous No.723139904 >>723140047
>>723139024
>Just get a fucking McJob if you need the cash that bad.
ew gross.
if it's worse than flipping burgers i'm not interested
Anonymous No.723139916
>>723139846
I was gonna freak the fuck out but I managed to pull her last minute and I'm happy
Anonymous No.723139938 >>723139986 >>723140065 >>723140143 >>723140228
>>723139835
The CM Twinkle Monthly Special is probably the coolest piece of content that mostly nobody even checks
Anonymous No.723139939
>>723139846
i got her so
Anonymous No.723139958 >>723139982
>>723139846
I almost missed her, but pulled out 7500 carats out of nowhere in the last two days and survived. It was like magic.
Anonymous No.723139968
>>723139846
seiunlets died so fujilets could walk
Anonymous No.723139981
>>723139721
>>723139882
If you’ve ever borrowed Fine Motion, you’ll notice she’s probably the strongest wit card. Access to right handed makes her a better fukukitaru, great wit maxing and recovery along with guaranteed practice perfect. But she needs to be MLB to be good. I dont think you NEED her but as far as wit cards she is the best, no?
Anonymous No.723139982 >>723140068
>>723139958
More like a credit card
Anonymous No.723139985 >>723140053
>get a night owl from rest
>effectively lose out 5+ turns for nothing
a bit surprised they didn't add any random event that literally instantly ends the career run
would be funnier for them or something
Anonymous No.723139986
>>723139938
Yeah, I fucking love it
Anonymous No.723140013
>>723139846
Many lucked out (like me) others actually were able to save for their waifu unlike a certain lazy genius fanbase. I expect future umas to be similar
Anonymous No.723140017
>>723139846
Fujilets don't exist, everyone who truly wanted her got her and everyone who still wants her but didn't pull will spark her in the megabanner, just like there wont be dotolets because they are savechads
Anonymous No.723140047
>>723139904
it is 100% worse than flipping burgers and really bad for your health on top of that. Only do it if you’re a homeless crackhead and you need money for booze/drugs…or you’re a seiunlet
Anonymous No.723140053
>>723139985
A mood down before important race at the beginning of your career is an instant game over if you have normal mood
Anonymous No.723140065 >>723140164
>>723139938
I love the little character interactions is there a place to read them all
Anonymous No.723140068
>>723139982
Actually, I was really behind on stories and careers so I just did some careers I never played and went through the character stories. Probably won't be able to do that in the future.
Anonymous No.723140108 >>723140150 >>723140159
Is falcon on rate up during the mega banner? I kinda want her after all the hype and I remember her story was nice
Anonymous No.723140143
>>723139938
I check it decently often. As far as I can tell there are only 2-3 lines per uma, which is a bit of a shame
Anonymous No.723140150
>>723140108
They’re all rate-up, Falcon is as common as the others I believe
Anonymous No.723140159
>>723140108
Everyone is on rate up i think
Anonymous No.723140164
>>723140065
I don't think so. That's why I make sure to save the most amusing ones.
Anonymous No.723140224 >>723140272 >>723140298 >>723140305
/v/mer-mane or /v/ooner-born?
Anonymous No.723140228
>>723139938
Can you only view it before a race? I used up all my tries for today. never actually checked that tab
Anonymous No.723140240 >>723140320
>Don't care about uma
>Check character story
>Care about uma and want to roll for her
How do i stop this cycle
Anonymous No.723140242
>want gold city
>but want doto
>but want summer maru
WHAT A FUCKED UP SCHEDULE
Anonymous No.723140246 >>723140313 >>723140324
I heard something about casual outfits, and wanted to ask, can you unlock them already in global? i heard something about needing bond lvl 10 or something.?
Anonymous No.723140272
>>723140224
/v/mers are the future
Anonymous No.723140298 >>723140387
>>723140224
Someone needs to draw the entire map already
Anonymous No.723140305 >>723140367
>>723140224
/v/mapyoi-cel
Anonymous No.723140313 >>723140374
>>723140246
>can you unlock them already in global?
No, not yet.
Anonymous No.723140320 >>723140343 >>723140535 >>723140963
>>723140240
I rolled ten on fuji because of this. Same thing happened with Falcon. I got neither.
Even Brian’s story chapter made me wish I rolled more on her. But hey at least I got MahQueen right?
Anonymous No.723140324
>>723140246
Bond 11 and not yet
Anonymous No.723140343 >>723140516
>>723140320
Looks like you brought her home
Anonymous No.723140367
>>723140305
I coined this term. It’s funny because it’s true
Anonymous No.723140374
>>723140313
i- i kneel, SuzuChad
Anonymous No.723140380 >>723140457 >>723140501 >>723140528 >>723140551
>>723139774
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qFOUPIae1LY
Anonymous No.723140383 >>723140427
Can you hold on to anniversary selectors for a while? I know they usually limit them to cards released prior to their sale but I plan on pulling during Riko/Rice and want to hedge my options in case I manage to pull a dupe Kitasan.

>mfw Monday
Anonymous No.723140387
>>723140298
No one knows the geographical features
Anonymous No.723140427
>>723140383
I think it's like the voucher where you can hold it infinitely
Anonymous No.723140457 >>723140568
>>723140380
She laughs like she's running out of breath
Anonymous No.723140501 >>723140559
>>723140380
I NEED HER RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.723140516
>>723140343
but I didnt bring anyone home…
No, Biwa and Rice do NOT count
>tfw Ogurilet, Taikilet, Brianlet, Falconlet, Seiunlet, Fujilet, and soon to be SummerMarulet
Anonymous No.723140528
>>723140380
What an evil uma.
Anonymous No.723140535 >>723140691
>>723140320
Speaking of that, sometimes non-rate up spooks end up working in your favor. I barely even thought of Taishin until I randomly got her and played her career. Somehow it ended up being my favorite career of all, going in without any expectations.
Anonymous No.723140551
>>723140380
Villain Doto...
Anonymous No.723140559 >>723140597
>>723140501
I NEED A DOTO
IM HOLDING OUT FOR A DOTO TILL THE END OF THE MEET
Anonymous No.723140568
>>723140457
She's trying to imitate Opera's laugh kek
Anonymous No.723140571 >>723140610 >>723140656 >>723140745 >>723140797
Do not sexo the umas
Anonymous No.723140586 >>723140646 >>723140664 >>723140731
/v/mapyoi-sama, care to explain?
Anonymous No.723140597
>>723140559
Anonymous No.723140610
>>723140571
I've masturbated to all the playable trainees right now anon
Anonymous No.723140646 >>723140678 >>723140694 >>723140790
>>723140586
When will /v/ooners get a schizo....
Anonymous No.723140656
>>723140571
it will happen, one way or the other
Anonymous No.723140664 >>723140808
>>723140586
ASTRAbro, that's enough provocation!
Anonymous No.723140678 >>723140735 >>723140756 >>723140848
>>723140646
Whenever /v/ma gets a schizo
Anonymous No.723140691
>>723140535
Everyone keeps saying this or posting luckshit rolls but I have the worst fucking luck when it comes to trainees. I have rolled literally hundreds of times on trainees that could have been saved for close to two sparks now. I have very little non-freebie trainees, so now I just save my carats. At most I’ll do a ten roll, but even that im hesitant on. When you’re a lucklet, you need to learn your limits. I have no one because Im an idiot third rate toreina
Anonymous No.723140694
>>723140646
You mean....the previous danchou?
Anonymous No.723140731
>>723140586
chronogenesis isnt reliable for last logins ive found. It only gets updated like once a day
Anonymous No.723140735 >>723140861
>>723140678
/v/ma already have their danchou
Anonymous No.723140745
>>723140571
I cannot be stopped
Anonymous No.723140756 >>723140812 >>723140861 >>723140872 >>723140980
>>723140678
They already have one. The one that makes them out to be a sweaty dictatorship and trying to force conflict with der/v/
Anonymous No.723140790
>>723140646
more like WHO??ners
Anonymous No.723140797 >>723140924
>>723140571
If I get S. Special Week instead of S.Maruzensky, I'm making a spe-chan porn folder.
Anonymous No.723140808
>>723140664
I-it's ASTER...
Anonymous No.723140812 >>723140901
>>723140756
>(((they)))
Anonymous No.723140848
>>723140678
Anon that’s like half the club!
nah just playing they’re pretty chill. but underneath their coolness they are powerful
Anonymous No.723140861
>>723140735
>>723140756
You will NOT slander /v/ma's danchou in my presence!
Anonymous No.723140872 >>723140952 >>723140962
>>723140756
Shit's funny though
Anonymous No.723140893 >>723140947 >>723140957 >>723141007 >>723141034 >>723141083 >>723141105 >>723141119
Guys, after playing this game, do you believe more in luck and fate? Or do you still trust math and probability
Anonymous No.723140901 >>723141009 >>723141092 >>723141134
>>723140812
Anonymous No.723140919
>>723131585
Anonymous No.723140924
>>723140797
Im one of the crazy ones that wants Summer Week over Smaru
Anonymous No.723140947
>>723140893
I simply believe the game lies to me
Anonymous No.723140952 >>723141108 >>723141113 >>723141230
>>723140872
You are laughing, flatliners got sent to the concentration camp and you're laughing
Anonymous No.723140957
>>723140893
I believe in myself.
Anonymous No.723140962 >>723141003
>>723140872
This one was well done and only 60% accurate. THEY are always watching
Anonymous No.723140963
>>723140320
I also impulse rolled on both of those, except it was 60 non-free pulls for Falco (got her) and 30 or 40 for Fuji (didn't get her, and was wise enough to not keep gambling away my savings)
Would've rolled for Gold City too if I had any carats to spare, but I have bigger priorities I need to save up for
Anonymous No.723140980 >>723141074
>>723140756
What happened now?
Anonymous No.723141003 >>723141112
>>723140962
Do you think the danchous have their own IRC chat...?
Anonymous No.723141007
>>723140893
I believe in the chad’s probability. EVERY roll is a 50/50 chance. You are either first or you’re last.
Anonymous No.723141009 >>723141043
>>723140901
I want to have a threesome with these two midgets
Anonymous No.723141034
>>723140893
Being unlucky is also huge luck of being a lucklet, I've seen and experienced worse odds happen to me and against me
Anonymous No.723141043
>>723141009
We know, Super Creek.
Anonymous No.723141074
>>723140980
Someone called my Danchou a m-meaniehead…but honestly he could beat up your danchou any day any time!
Anonymous No.723141083
>>723140893
I believe in hope and despair now
Anonymous No.723141092 >>723141127 >>723141154 >>723141198
>>723140901
you smell it too, huh? the stench of oy n*igh
Anonymous No.723141105
>>723140893
I enjoy this game in the same way I enjoy poker, taking calculated risks but sometimes just following my
>guts
Anonymous No.723141108 >>723141185
>>723140952
What do you get when you take a late starting trainer with a club that rushes him and treats him like a donkey?
Anonymous No.723141112
>>723141003
Shhhhh.....they are listening
Anonymous No.723141113
>>723140952
Audible chuckle
Anonymous No.723141119 >>723141209
>>723140893
if maya lost that day would any of us still be here? would some of us even be born? it feels like fate
Anonymous No.723141127
>>723141092
Least obvious /herse/ falseflag ive seen all month
Anonymous No.723141134 >>723141241
>>723140901
>Tamamo "Cross"
>is a jew
????
Anonymous No.723141150
I have a more majestic bird slaying clip of my King but the commentators gave me a Speed Racer flashback and I took great pleasure at their choice of praise OHOHOHO.
Anonymous No.723141154
>>723141092
tfw i only now understand the name of that club
Anonymous No.723141168
if your danchou isn't your clubs highest earner is he really worthy of your respect?
Anonymous No.723141185
>>723141108
>I’LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET. YOU GET DEMOTED TO B+!
Anonymous No.723141198 >>723141290 >>723141313 >>723141332
>>723141092
I heard that club is planning to backstab their danchou... he should join der/v/...
Anonymous No.723141209
>>723141119
If maya didn't win /v/ictory stakes i legitimately think /v/ma wouldn't even exist anymore, SOMEHOW we've kept the momentum to still be the fastest threads in the board 4 months in
Anonymous No.723141230
>>723140952
>flatliners
Fucking KEK
Anonymous No.723141241 >>723141273 >>723141294
>>723141134
Anonymous No.723141251 >>723141296 >>723141348
Why are the danchou's always the STRONGEST trainers of their clubs too?
Anonymous No.723141273
>>723141241
Fucking KEK
Anonymous No.723141290 >>723142056
>>723141198
>He doesn't know
Oy Neigh's now former danchou joined /v/mapyoi some time ago
Anonymous No.723141294 >>723141339
>>723141241
Damn that midget has some huge tits. Maybe I need her too.
Anonymous No.723141296
>>723141251
Neigha what do you mean that only applies to der/v/s
Anonymous No.723141313
>>723141198
You think you can take Oy Neigh's danchou all for yourself? Heh... You're wrong.
/v/ma has big plans for him... Plans months in the making...
Anonymous No.723141332
>>723141198
>he doesn't know about the multi-million carrot /v/ma deal
Anonymous No.723141339
>>723141294
Only as big as kingu, but proportionally bigger
Anonymous No.723141348 >>723141405
>>723141251
IN THIS CLUB TAIKI SHUTTLE IS A HERO! END OF STORY
Anonymous No.723141382 >>723141498
Damn, some crazy club politics going on. i just make my girls run fast
Anonymous No.723141391 >>723141465
Her mom is so much cooler
Anonymous No.723141405
>>723141348
Damn RIGHT.
>>723133035
>>723133082
Anonymous No.723141415 >>723141451
I will be monitoring the end of this thread
Anonymous No.723141419
>this amount of club posting after bump limit
OY NEEEIIIGH SHUT IT DOWN SEND THEM TO THE QUESTION MARK REALM!
Anonymous No.723141451 >>723142065
>>723141415
Kiryu-san, which uma wud u fug?
Anonymous No.723141465
>>723141391
I still can't believe Vodka lost this one fucking race. It didn't even mean anything but I'm still baffled.
Anonymous No.723141468 >>723141485 >>723141486 >>723141535
I'M BACK FROM ROOM 101 JUST TO TELL YOU THAT /V/MA'S DANCHOU IS A FUCKING NI
Anonymous No.723141485
>>723141468
GET BACK HERE
Anonymous No.723141486
>>723141468
Anonymous No.723141498 >>723141534
>>723141382
yeah some politics
did you hear about that one guy in HotUmaGlue? Yeah me neither
Aaaanywho how’s your sex life?
Anonymous No.723141505 >>723141575
Is gassing out 15-20m before the finish line bad, or only bad in very specific situations?
Anonymous No.723141529 >>723141581
Best thread all week, glad this one survived, I needed the moral support to feel better after the assrape in group A
Anonymous No.723141534
>>723141498
Yeah, I heard about you, doing fine, thanks
Anonymous No.723141535 >>723141650
>>723141468
MY HOUNDS!!!
KILL HIM!!!!
Anonymous No.723141575 >>723141669
>>723141505
Its not SO bad but it could cuck you if someone is catching up
Anonymous No.723141581
>>723141529
remember when I said you were gonna make it? I lied. You gon get raped…again
Anonymous No.723141612 >>723141636 >>723141671
ITS OY NE
Anonymous No.723141636
>>723141612
Anonymous No.723141650 >>723141723 >>723141796
>>723141535
i dont read the manga, what the hell is happening there rn? tracen swat teams?
Anonymous No.723141664 >>723141687 >>723141728 >>723141735 >>723141834 >>723142018
Speaking of all the clubposting, all clubs are full right? Or is there still space for a straggler...
Anonymous No.723141669
>>723141575
I see, so that's why one of my aces lost by a head a bunch of times. Ah, well, too late to retrain her
Anonymous No.723141671
>>723141612
That's not how the meme works and it's super dumb anyway, imagine doing oy neigh posting i
Anonymous No.723141687
>>723141664
They're all full
Anonymous No.723141723
>>723141650
Akikawa had to stop the epsatono files from getting out
Anonymous No.723141728 >>723141829 >>723141834 >>723141872
>>723141664
/v/mers and /v/ooners are the only clubs with open slots, and most of the clubs are reaching the point where everyone is a regular both here and in-game where they log in every day.
Anonymous No.723141735 >>723141829 >>723141834
>>723141664
/v/mers, *aster*, /v/ooners probably have an opening. They’re new or reformed but give them a chance
Anonymous No.723141753 >>723141821 >>723141832
I'm surprised no one has made an /v/madacchi club yet.
Anonymous No.723141796 >>723141891
>>723141650
>Serious answer
Oguri cap announced her retirement, and it caused a sports riot
>TrvthNvke
Akikawa hired a death squad to remove fine motion from office
Anonymous No.723141821 >>723141858
>>723141753
/v/ooners should change that awful name to /v/madacchi, but alas
Anonymous No.723141829
>>723141728
>>723141735
/v/ooners is full bros
Anonymous No.723141832 >>723141849
>>723141753
first time hearing of it myself. Are they new?
Anonymous No.723141834 >>723141864 >>723141915 >>723141957
>>723141664
>>723141728
>>723141735
/v/mers is full actually. So is /v/ooners. You wuzn't wise enough to join their gangs.
Anonymous No.723141849 >>723141908
>>723141832
They can be. You can make it right now.
Anonymous No.723141858
>>723141821
I like danchous suggestion of /v/agabonds
Anonymous No.723141864
>>723141834
Just kick Great_Dancjou, he's literally not doing anything
Anonymous No.723141872 >>723141927
>>723141728
>most of the clubs are reaching the point where everyone is a regular
I really, really, REALLY don't want to kick someone I'm fond of so I really hope everyone stays active
Anonymous No.723141891
>>723141796
what happens to retired umas anyway, they stay at tracen, or..?
Anonymous No.723141903 >>723142001
It's okay, I'll join another whale club in the meantime
Anonymous No.723141908 >>723141980
>>723141849
I really dont think we need any more clubs. If anything we’ll have to downsize clubs in the future
Anonymous No.723141915 >>723141949 >>723141954
>>723141834
vooners went from one dictator to another, kek
Anonymous No.723141927 >>723141970 >>723141995
>>723141872
It's okay, danchou... You can kick me to make space for new blood... We had a good run...
Anonymous No.723141949
>>723141915
The revolving door of revolution never stops
Anonymous No.723141954
>>723141915
Well they do say it takes 2 revolutions to make a new country...
Anonymous No.723141957 >>723142004 >>723142008 >>723142069
>>723141834
Damn. *Aster* too? 9 clubs full or close to it, and that’s after pruning inactives. that’s 270 players thereabout from /v/ alone.
Anonymous No.723141970
>>723141927
i say that
Anonymous No.723141980
>>723141908
Yeah, unless we have a ton of returning players or newfags with aoharu (which could happen) we are 100% full
Anonymous No.723141995
>>723141927
One more day... I'll wait one more day...
Anonymous No.723142001
>>723141903
Check back again on month change. There’s always 1-2 guys who burn out each month
Anonymous No.723142004
>>723141957
As an asterbro we are still 9 hands short iirc
Anonymous No.723142008
>>723141957
You know what to do. Best start pioneering for a new nation.
Anonymous No.723142014 >>723142045 >>723142049
>SEA hours
Yep, 95% of the entire Uma fanbase are brownoids SEA niggers.
Anonymous No.723142016 >>723142060
......
Anonymous No.723142018 >>723142326
>>723141664
If you don't mind joining non-/v/ club, we got some slot.
Anonymous No.723142032 >>723142046 >>723142067 >>723142161
Anonymous No.723142037
Bait used to be believable
Anonymous No.723142045 >>723142083
>>723142014
Yank hours are faster I'd say. This thread just had the benefit of foregoing the witcheck which filters like 70% of trainers.
Anonymous No.723142046
>>723142032
WHOR(s)E
Anonymous No.723142049
>>723142014
its 10am in europe bro?
Anonymous No.723142056
>>723141290
How very subversive
Anonymous No.723142060
>>723142016
Gold City gives the worst head confirmed
Anonymous No.723142065
>>723141451
the only uma he like is blunt force traUMA
Anonymous No.723142067
>>723142032
These Umastagram posts are getting desperate
Anonymous No.723142069 >>723142118 >>723142131 >>723142154 >>723142179 >>723142204 >>723142234 >>723142380
>>723141957
thats a lot of us but i feel like i see the same names in room matches
Anonymous No.723142083
>>723142045
Literally, the doto thread was absurdly fast, so were the early day 3 ones.
Anonymous No.723142118
>>723142069
I never join them cuz I'd get raped
Anonymous No.723142131
>>723142069
There are anons who are too shy to even make a post so it doesn't surprise me only the more assertive anons join rooms.
Anonymous No.723142154
>>723142069
Lots of us don't tryhard. I don't
Anonymous No.723142161
>>723142032
Smart Falcon was right about her.
Anonymous No.723142179 >>723142251
>>723142069
they fill up to fast for me and i dont like to watch.
Anonymous No.723142192 >>723142225 >>723142250
>Casual 700 posts
YUP YUP
Anonymous No.723142204
>>723142069
Because a lot of players are scared/not ready to face strong umas in test matches. Only a fraction of that 200+ are serious toreinas.
Anonymous No.723142225
>>723142192
CULTURAL
PHENOMENON
Anonymous No.723142234
>>723142069
After getting humiliated in the first /v/ictory stakes I'm not joining one again
Anonymous No.723142250
>>723142192
>Casual
We're literally shitposting and talking about anything, but the game itself after reaching bump limit because who cares anymore
Anonymous No.723142251 >>723142307
>>723142179
>i don't like to watch
Anonymous No.723142267
>All these pussies
WAKU WAKU COME RACE MY UMAS
Anonymous No.723142291
Good thread
Anonymous No.723142307
>>723142251
WE MUST BE BETTER TOREINAS
Anonymous No.723142314 >>723142337 >>723142347 >>723142441
Grim
Anonymous No.723142326 >>723142496
>>723142018
>one of these guys followed me
Do they think I'm doing the same follow for invite thing /v/mers is doing?
Anonymous No.723142337
>>723142314
What the fuck is that thing below, this board is so shit
Anonymous No.723142347 >>723142397
>>723142314
Doto thread was 4 posts per minute, it's over
Anonymous No.723142380 >>723142463
>>723142069
I find it funny that some of the names im starting to see more are not even in /v/ clubs
Anonymous No.723142397
>>723142347
EOS now
Anonymous No.723142435
Gold City? WON
Anonymous No.723142441 >>723142468
>>723142314
these and the sonic racing threads are some of the few good remaining threads in this shithole
Anonymous No.723142463 >>723142486
>>723142380
From what I can tell /vg/ moves so fast some come here because they like the pace of being fast but not TOO fast. There are 9 clubs but there are like 20 /vg/ clubs. There’s a lot of fucking people playing this game here
Anonymous No.723142467
Anonymous No.723142468
>>723142441
Agreed
Anonymous No.723142486
>>723142463
Im a /vg/ immigrant simply because you guys are more on topic and funnier
Anonymous No.723142496
>>723142326
Probably you matched with one of our guy (probably me) in room matches, that's all. We rarely advertise our club, just happen to kick some inactive members recently.
Anonymous No.723142514 >>723142540
Fuck chestnuts
Anonymous No.723142534 >>723142585
Every vg immigrant will be forced to say "Bro" and get the true ending in Cave Story
Anonymous No.723142540
>>723142514
Spe-Chan....
Anonymous No.723142585
>>723142534
Brudder...
Anonymous No.723142591 >>723142621 >>723142628
She won
Anonymous No.723142621
>>723142591
...the dishwashing competition
Anonymous No.723142628
>>723142591
Will never ever get trainer dick