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>Game News (EN)
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Next Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
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8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
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umamusume is a wit game

HEY TORENA

I will live or die by HOPEFUL STAKES.

Goddess Amazon

>somehow a team for urara in a future scenario
???

>>535339562 (OP)
>reddit tachyon

Any JPbros know how matchmaking in CM works? If I send in a high-A uma am I more likely to be matched against people with A+?

>>535339659
why does she look so sad :(

I have a 0MLB Super Creek and a 0MLB Kitasan Black
Do I even bother training umas for the upcoming cups? I have lots of SR full MLB

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

I can't believe people fell for the Tazuna is good propaganda, actually useless card

Almond Milk

>>535339759
you use SC an borrow MLB Kitasan
you dont lose on much

>>535339648
horrifying

why is every club so sweaty? mine has 650k average daily fans and its still B+? do people have no lives? at least 45000 people are doing 650k fans a day.

>>535339759
yeah go for it, why not
borrow MLB kitasan and go to town

>>535339715
totally random, a luckshit casual can end up in the highest tier by consistently getting matched with even bigger casuals

>>535339848
more like almond sex

>>535339759
depends on the SRs you need 2 speed ones atleast

>>535339648
fuck this is going into my dreams fuck

>>535339848
Almond gamer

>>535339894
That's 2-3 careers unless you're only running sprinters

>>535339848
sex with almond

>>535339894
Bwo that's like one or two runs.

>>535339910
And similarly the biggest whale can get matched against the biggest casual? That's really unfair.

>>535339671
> a bunch of sex goddesses
>ulala

>>535339894
at least doing 2 runs a day yeah

>>535339894
>why do people do things that i dont do

Digitan LOVE

>>535339715
literally random and just split between Leagues and Brackets if you win or lose

>>535339991
Sweep Tosho and Narita Taishin are ok I guess?

>>535339684
You have Ai chan and her mom

looking for a club! 836313477922

>>535340113
Yes.

Is this good enough for CM? I'm f2p without an mlb kita. I think I did pretty good. :)

Look at her and smile!

what the hell does umapyoi mean?

>>535339894
>650k daily fans
if you don't let your TP to get maxed out you can do 4-5 runs per day
if you have decent cards every run should be 300+ minimum every run so about 1.5mil per day is just average stuff even when you aren't specifically trying to farm fans

>>535340103
it'll match you with whoever is clicking race at the time
no matchmaking

>>535340103
Whales are the paying players, others exist to be some sort of a bot for them to stomp.

>>535340039
You’re supposed to let your trainee win…

>>535340296
Horse jump, like the bunny pyoi but horse.

almond rabu

Dacchis, is LB2 Tazuna any useful?

>>535339658
I don't gosling post often but this meme format one shots me for some reason

>>535340259
you did great cutie

>>535339894
1-2 runs a day for a game in its honeymoon phase isn't all that sweaty, especially since lots of players still have tons of TP pots to prop up that number even more.

>>535339671
This is like comparing TF2 before and after hats update. The new horse designs are just clusterfuckly complex compared to the classics

Sex Shower

>>535340259
medium S or glue

>>535339658
>labcoat stays on during sex
new fetish unlocked

I wanna roll more...

I love Machico
but enough to enter canada? I'm struggling

>>535340259
Will probably lose to faster umas with S rank medium and red shift

>>535339671
Everybody loves Urara

>>535340534
You have to enter Canada? Nah, probably not.

>>535340157
Tosho is great, Narita is mediocre. If you borrow MLB Kitasan you could hit 1200 speed and good stamina on a good run. But one of your Stamina SRs also has to be good because you need your 0LB super creek for Maestro

Almond Eye is…short

THE /uma/ HOLY GRAIL WAR IS ABOUT TO START.

CHOOSE:

>Your UMA servant
>Their class
>Their power (optional)

Thoughts on this honse?

137 runs and counting now, only 1 3* spark.

>>535340496
Urara's signature costume is so generic that it goes back to being unique even among the 1st year cast, she pops out when they're all wearing their racing fits
Actually that's wrong, she pops out all the time because of her dumbass pink hair

>>535340529
Same but I'm holding for Hishi Amazon since I have no idea how generous game is and if I can get 12k until her banner.

>>535340727
translate it weeaboos

>>535325528
>>535324798
>>535325594
Have you guys never been to a really nice steakhouse?

>>535340480
Thanks! :)
>>535340509
>>535340540
I have turf 5 and 2 med on legacy parents, but no luck. >:(

After thinking about it,
does nobody else think that the motto "Eclipse first, the rest nowhere" is kinda weird for a school?

Why is the school for young japanese umas using what was basically a mean spirited gloat after a race by the owner (in-universe would be trainer i guess) of their british racehorse ancestor?
Usually if schools have mottos, they relate to something more widely applicable, like some positive personal quality, not fellate a specific person (horse)

It just seems weird to basically have "Yo granddaddy was king, everyone else sucks and should give up" as a quote meant to inspire young athletes

>>535340870
Those anons are probably underage and don't know how much a proper bottle of wine costs.

>>535340870
going to a steakhouse for steak is for midwits
just buy a good piece and cook it yourself. Just rosemary, butter, garlic and for some godforsaken reason it blows out restaurant steak 9 times out of 10

>>535340729
147 here. 1 3* speed spark

>>535340870
>paying for steakhouse prices when you can make it at home

>>535341001
steaks I make are always inferior to even the most basic steak at a real restaurant though

>>535341001
>>535340983
Yeah okay now cook the 3 side dishes and desserts

niggas out here really be like
>why arent you spending thousands of dollars on steak

>>535340729
85 runs, 4 3* sparks

>>535340660
So MLB Kitasan
Tosho
My MLB stamina SR is Top Gun
Narita too
Super Creek
And for last could it be the MLB spechan you get at the start? I've been using that card for every run

>>535340915
>Eclipse first, the rest nowhere
it doesn't mean anything
its just words

steak is for plebs real chads eat dimsum

634732844739
any club with space still?

>>535340915
There can be only one winner in a race anon

>>535341086
>creamed spinach and mashed potatoes
Wow so hard man

*rapes you*

You should be honest and apologize.

>>535340870
Go to a tasting menu restaurant if you're paying that price

>>535341187
Can't rape the willing.

>>535340709
>>535340714
My darling...

How do you figure out how many skill points a given race returns? I figure all G1s give the same amout but I am not so sure now.

>>535341186
>go to fancy steakhouse
>order mashed fucking potatoes
At least get the truffle ones come on

>>535341086
Okay.

>>535339671
It's really common for a group of pretty girls to have 1 ugly girl in their group so the pretty ones look even better by comparision. This is what's happening here except instead of looks it's running ability.

>>535340870
It makes complete sense to spend $500 on a quality restaurant meal with a good wine pairing but a steakhouse?
You've got to be kidding me

>>535341060
An embarrassing admission.

>>535341153
Oops, all Tickezo for me! I even upgraded from 1 star to 2 because of this.

>>535341153
Fuck you, my Anal Halo is almost 4 stars

>>535340915
It's a pun

>>535341086
Just cook the side dishes and buy desserts, 1000 dollar for a meal is way too expensive.
You can a sheep with that money.

>>535340870
Is Texas Roadhouse a really nice steakhouse?

Is it true that Golshi mode gives better chances for good sparks?

had a dream where danchou fucking KICKED me for no apparent reason despite my making 2M+/day
in fact why the FUCK did I dream of that

>>535340232
Guess that makes sense. I'll have to look for some friend parents with aptitudes to raise them that way then, at least until I get better options
>>535340318
This is on the Uma Distances / Styles part of the doc.
I assume it's their preferred build considering their stats and skills, but I also thought it had to do with the uma's correct aptitudes

>>535341335
>best option is the free bread
no

>>535341338
yeah a hidden double spark chance

>>535341324
>what is reading comprehension
It was $1000 for three meals you fucking retards

>>535340870
> Paying $300-$500 per dinner, probably for some overpriced American shit
You can eat at Don Julio for $100 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%27s_101_Best_Steak_Restaurants
> But I'd need to take a plane!
Sucks to be you

>>535340496
Urara is like one of the few "practical" outfits, you still had flashy stuff from the get go, it just gets a bit more flashy.

>max out tazuna friendship 5 turns before new year
>bitch never activates recreation
This bitch is a fucking scam.

Uma attack!

>>535339738
because she lost hopeful stakes

>>535341187
*rapes you back*

>>535341260
Fancy steakouse is an oxymoron, you're paying 5 times the mark up for maybe dry aging and smaller portions. Go to a fancy french restaraunt if you're gonna blow 300 bucks on a meal.

>>535341060
cold sear anon, cold sear
piss easy and solid result

and don't add aromatics or butter early

I’ve at at the finest steakhouse in the city and it was still well under $200 before tip

>>535341301
It's stupid but it's possible

despite having killer tunes as a potential unlock, is daiwa more effective as a miler? being a front runner it would be beneficial for her as she wont need crazy amounts of stamina to keep the lead right?

>>535341459
Itt umas being violent to people

>>535341504
>what are potential levels

>>535339867
strangely enough im asian and had dry flaky earwax when i was a kid (and my mom used to clean my ears) but now my earwax is waxy. but i still have an ear pick and it feels fucking amazing.

>>535341481
Does the Fr*nch restaurant serve bloomin' onions? I think not.

took ~110 complete runs (600+ sta/pow) with auto tool for a 3* blue spark.

>>535340973
>how much a proper bottle of wine costs

<15 euros
If you're paying more than that you are an idiot

t. have worked in a prestigious vineyard in my teen years

>>535341421
see >>535341429 amerishart

>>535340915
but anon, that is not the real motto of Tracen Academy.

>>535341356
>Guess that makes sense
It's also very much the type of optimisation you do for fun or for CM stuff rather than as a normal way to raise a character

>>535341429
>argie bragging that they made some literal-who's list
Nah I'll stick to my Texan steakhouses
https://www.delfriscos.com/location/del-friscos-double-eagle-steakhouse-fort-worth-tx/#menus

>>535341462
my fatty uma looks like THAT?!

>>535341481
^^^ this

>>535341504
bwo? your potential level 5 creek?

hanwoo beef chads... we won forever korea numba wan. americans paying top dollar for supermarket steak

>535341646
why bother

>>535341462
oh no not the peach lips

>>535341136
These are solid cards but builds are character dependent, you should look at the skills too. End closers want different skills than pace chasers so SR's with good skills should be considered even if they are lower level like the Agnes wit card that has Medium corners and Medium straightaways. Experiment and see what works for you.

>>535341060
After i learned that restaurants use more butter than you would ever think its reasonable and also add MSG to everything, now anything i cook tastes amazing

they were cheating all along

>>535341416
I couldn't confirm this anywhere, is this really true/saucepls? I don't want to run Golshi mode now that the $ dried up if there's no benefit for the extra difficulty

>>535340915
>after a race
the quote was a betting line before the race

>>535341747
forgot to reply >>535341646

>>535341782
MSG makes me feel sick

Horse sushi, yeah but what about horse steak?

>>535341746
I'm going to Seoul in October to see my gf, give me a good steakhouse to take her to

>>535341782
bwo your arteries....

>>535339894
1 parent run on Maru usually gets me 600k-750k fans. The Ace runs usually get me 300k fans.That's 1.5m fans a day without using toughness 30 potions. If I decide to spend all my energy parent farming I can get close to 3 million fans in 4 careers.

>>535341060
>admitting you suck at making a steak
Kek

>>535341782
yeah i saw a video from the guy that trained gordon ramsey about this. He says they slather everything in butter and olive oil. It's true too I worked at cracker barrel once and everything is full of butter.

>>535341670
Keep coping

>>535341914
t. 1200% inflation

>>535341830
Horse meat is a little bit sweet. No idea why.

>>535339894
kiddos are on vacation right now, you'll see a drastic falloff in september

>>535341060
culinary issue

it's the final turn and i got no rainbows. Do I get any stat up benefit for winning with a bonded director here? Or do I just train Speed?

>>535341764
Thanks anon.

>>535341856
>1 parent run on Maru usually gets me 600k-750k fans
what the fuck
Most fans I've ever collected was 400k on a blessed Suzuka run, how the hell did you practically double that?

>>535341687
>>535341760
WHAT DO
ITS A WORSE ODD FOR ME

>>535341001
Steakhouses are not that bad if you can eat a lot. Brazilian steakhouses serve as much as you can eat and you just pay an entrance fee.

>>535341782
Butter isn't really bad for you if it's real butter and not the fake amalgamations
Have never seen anyone use MSG outside of shitty asian places though

>>535341653
good luck eating at a place that'll sell you a bottle at 15
the going rate for a glass of house is 7 euros lol

>>535342068
nah, just take the recreation

I'm so hungry...

>>535342012
i'd go stamina here if you're not in range of getting to 600 off the extra stat bonuses given director isn't maxed

>>535340915
It's a successful Japanese school not a failing "no retard left behind" American school

>>535342131
we know, Spe.

>>535342083
>Brazilian steakhouse
But they're sneaky and try to fill you up with salad bar shit and pao de queijo

>>535342131
Oguri…

>>535342068
do it
you know you want to

>>535342012
I think train wit here so you have chance of 3* wit. stamina should get to 600 with all those bonuses (or is it, have no idea how much they give, around 50 maybe?).

>>535342124
BUT IM FARMING FOR STAMINA SPARK

>>535342083
Bro that's just a buffet, retards here are talking about stupid 200 dollar tomahawks at mid tier shithouses

comfy /ck/ thread here

Do we get a TP pill refill at some point? My stock is running dry ngl

I've heard enough
I will spend two thousand dollars on steakhouse dinners instead of umamusume

>>535342131
How hungry...

>>535341001
I really like these uma poking gifs

>>535342274
Just accept the fact that a single gacha pull = 15 tp refills

Look at this Golshi, what should I focus on before URA. Or am I bricked?

>>535342274
Your carats?

this is how you favorite uma's feet might look like after a full day of hard rainbow training

why nobody ever run goo goo babies?

>>535341060
If you have time to play uma, you have time to learn to cook better and suit your taste
That's like half the fun of making meals
You have money to pay for fancy shit, then you have money to repeatedly try again and get it right
There's like gorillion recipes/instructions to follow and base around on in the internet

>>535340496
I can get close to that vibe with year 1 umas.

>pity become clover that can be used for 1(one) regular pull
am i really need to save 30k before pulling?

>>535340870
No, a good steak costs under 100, with drinks, appetizers and sides . Youre just a stupid bastard paying for overpriced shit

>>535342025
I get A compatability on every distance and run all the G1 races and some G2 races. If I win every race I think I could even get 800k but I never came close to winning every race. My deck probably has a good race bonus too but I never checked how high it is.

>>535342365
She can't use her own card

Your lunch bwos?

>>535342365
you cant use her own card and she gets pregnant mid career

>>535342114
>Drinks in restaurants are a scam

Wow, no way
And here I was thinking that paying 2 euros for a glass of tap water with a slice of citrus in it was a fair exchange and indicative of the true value of water

I am not familiar with horse racing irl, but is there any reason why 1 trainer is only tied to 1 Uma? Why can't the trainer train 2 Umas at a time or another young Uma once the Uma you have accomplished her goals? Do trainers irl stick to 1 horse? Because from what I know the jockey probably does, but trainers can train additional horses right?

>>535340039
She looks stupid

>>535342404
yes...

>>535342351
Only 2d feet allowed

FUCKING FINALLY
These are the kind of numbers that give me a toreina stiffy
What's your largest successful training, /uma/?

>>535342365
Are you restructuring your team because JPwitGAWD said so?

>>535342345
absolutely not

>>535342335
You can win finals with those stats so it depends on if you want to make her a team trials racer or spark fodder. If the latter, pump wit to 400. If the former, try pumping power to 600

>>535342530
I remember going to Paris and being cucked out of getting refills for soda. That was so fucking lame

I stopped going to restaurants because I get anxious and feel like everyone’s watching me eat. now if I want to eat something, i just look up the recipe on youtube and cook it myself Umamusume Pretty Derby

>my whale club has a CM queue schedule so we don't risk fighting each other
What's /uma/'s strat for CM?

>>535342365
I'm not paying 500k to use a skill that i can already get for free

>5 points away
brvvvvvvh

>>535342538
They can, the main scenario has you train an entire team.

>>535342538
Im training like 20 Umas though?

>>535342404
If you like true gambling experience (and are ready to not get anything for a long time) no.
If you want to actually get something - yes.
Having a spark is like rigging the odds in your favor.

>>535342538
? There's trainers training 1 to 6 umas in the game's universe.

>>535342098
It's not called MSG in most places
Aromat, as an example, is mostly MSG but it's not marketed as such

I guess you can clear kikuka sho with taishin without crazy stats and just normal mood.

>>535342068
if the stat gain is lower than the failure chance then it's not worth it at all, rest or wit train

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
DOES GOLDSHIP HAVE LIKE 90% CHANCE TO HIT SLEEP DEPRIVED OR WHAT

>>535342512
Gonna kiss her and steal her noodles out of her mouth

>>535342012
Director. You need her fan to get power to A and stamina to B.

>>535342274
They refill slowly once you transition to making the game a bonsaige

>>535342204
>>535342124
I got it
but why do you fags see lips and instantly think of Peach

>>535342365
>have to deal with her RNG bullshit conditionon top of other RNG bullshit that might happen in the career
No thanks

>>535342538
umas can get very possessive
and they can easily shatter a trainer's bones
wouldn't try it, you're playing with fire

>>535342432
>A compatibility on every distance
uhm senpai, may I please borrow your Maruzensky for breeding?

I don't remember her being like this

>>535342516
Is that the reason her career is so annoying?
If so, holy kino

>>535342567
>GOOD
bricked rainbow
could've been in +100 ballpark

>>535342567
I wish I took a screen shot, but I had that exact outcome with Bakushin with 12% failure. Needless to say, I was Umapissed when she failed

>just found out about ofevre
Please post images of that goddess.

>>535342460
Just level her potential level

>>535342779
WTF are peach lips

>>535342530
>He pays for tap water in Europe
Want to know how I know you're American? And anon's original comment was in relation to the bill at restaurants, and these places aren't letting you bring in your own bottle.

>>535342670
I thought queue times dont matter, but if they do, anything that isn't the first 30 seconds of event readiness should be fine.

>>535342432
Nice. Was getting the affinity up to A in Medium and Long a pain in the ass?

>>535342538
See Dream Journey

>>535342795
Is Daring Tact out yet where you're from, John Titor?

Best steak i had was at a Brazilian place, cost like 50 bucks for a meal for two and that included sausage, chicken, and like five different kind of steaks

Also grilled pineapple

No rainbow? I race

>>535342567
I just got my first +100 after 256 careers.

>>535342365
Tachyon is really strong but I don't have enough copies of her to upgrade her to 3 star and get uma2

I hate Agnes Digital.
Give me a uma wife.

>>535342670
I have one, but I'm not going to tell you.

Make sure to run Oguri at Pace please

>>535340305
>if you have decent cards every run should be 300+ minimum every run
holy shit I am bad

>>535342567
100 from I think it was a full 6-stack with 4 rainbows
only once though

>>535342856
>goddness
she is a rapist anon, she took out all her frustration over losing in France on her trainer

>>535342709
>>535342718
>>535342712
I see haven't tried the main scenario yet kek just playing around with the career blind. Just found it weird that the trainer follows around their Uma abroad once they win I thought he's gonna come back to Tracen to train younger Umas

>>535342856
jesus christ she's uglier than air shakur

>>535343018
Agnes Digital

>>535342670
>whale club
>cheesing for 10$ worth of rewards

Thank you Goldshi for the Eishin spark. You're the real G.

>>535342670
we all MLB'd our shakurs

my TP? full
my bed? warm
my club? comfy

What are the odds that you will actually run into someone with S Medium umas? I cannot imagine the amount of autism that goes into not only getting a 9* Stamina uma to begin with, but ALSO getting them with medium spark.

>>535340305
300k is almost legend right? i think sometime i don't even reach top star, am i doing something wrong?

>>535343095
>she took out all her frustration over losing in France on her trainer
giwtwm

>>535342842
>umapissed

>>535342779
>>535342891

>>535343118
hilarious init

>>535342670
send my best mediocre horses and pray

>>535343172
This
>>535343118
zoomer gonna zoom, can't just "play a game normally"

Does Cygames ever fix Clovers or are they forever dogshit?

>>535343146
>that list
holy mother of psyop

lets discuss mejiro ryan they should never release her in the global version

>>535342670
brock everyone and win

>>535342964
it's from this interaction

>>535343114
genshin lookin ass

El HATES Grass' nadeshiko act...

Mambo

BWEH

>>535342856
Arknights Reject

>>535343387
it takes an hour to get to your max speed idiot

>>535343313
>that Umayuru where she beats the shit out of Gold Ship

>>535340915
You run
to win
the race

>>535343313
Pasa you silly uma...

>>535343387
>Guts 391
Oh nyo...

>>535342675
But Super Creek can get Swinging Maestro EVERY run, compared to sometimes not getting it when you use her support card.

>>535343180
most likely answer is not winning your races or playing characters like urara who naturally gets only shit races with lower fan counts
any medium/long horse gets easy legend+ if you win most of your career races and do extra japan cup and/or arima kinen at some point

is this good for CM?

Can't believe I'm starting to like this character.
Fuck me.

Any recommended decks for a Grass Wonder debuffer?

>>535343538
sorry not enough guts. glue material

>>535343538
old image get new material

>>535343118
The title is the real prize albeit

>>535343538
depends on what skills you got

>got spoiled for a future scenario
>rudolf sounding absolutely ass mad for losing the jap cup to katsuragi ace
>she sounds like she was about to let it rip like it's cingray

>>535343095
>>535343114
>>535343425
I like her design...

>>535343569
Another one joins the cult!

>>535343538
barely passable, might wanna grind for S pace since that's missing

>speed again
>5 out 6 3 stars i have are speed
i'm so tired bros

>>535343538
>no redshift
brick

>>535342794
The Maru doesn't have good sparks, the compatability A is cause of her parents, all my Maru parents are shit unfortunately.
>>535342942
No I have a 4* Long parent that's enough to get her from Long C to Long A, her other parent is a 2* medium and a 2* sprint which gets her from B to A.
It's not hard at all to build

>>535343569
She's the best. A lovely schizo totally for (You).

>>535342975
this

>>535343538
Loses to ~30% of the time 1 star Gold Ship and ~60% to properly built one. But it's good for what it is.

>>535343691
Well it is slightly more likely for better spd sparks with 1100+ SPEEEEEED

>>535343250
I wanna this punny grandpa

>>535342735
From her 4ep story promo I liked her very much, not gonna lie. I hope I get spooked by smoll angery Taishin

when is the next story event, I want to spin the bingo wheel again

when you are brocked you are brocked

this is inevitable

STOP
BEING
DEPRESSED

This voice actor kills the role.

>/uma/ be like
>Wait you might have 1200/1200/1200/1200 but THIS ONE NICHE skill is missing? You're going to do worse than 95% of the rest (implying people really are putting that much effort and you aren't going to get lucky against some shitters)

>>535339562 (OP)
IMPORTAINT QUESTION /uma/

So I found out the original name for the Hopeful Stake was Radio Tampa Hai Sansai Hinba Stakes. Tampa, as I understand it, comes from a term for bay from the Calusa Native American tribe, so it has to be tied to the City of Tampa right?Is it related to the fact the Yakuza supposedly owned the Tampa Bay LightningHopefully some trainer knows the lore behind the name

>>535344147
uma musume is gaslighting game

>>535344147
anon I've beaten the niggers itt with a 900/800 air groove

>>535344116
fuku-chan makes the funniest noises

>>535344223
no it isn't

>>535344147
I've seen ultra whales lose to 1k speed 800 stam Gold Ships with 1 gold recovery. Uma is a luck game.

>>535344093
TACHYON I SAID STOP

>>535341842
I went to mahjang meat market. Picked a random vendor where a young boy who spoke english i bought from him then went to the place where you cook it, not a steakhouse its just cook your own meat kind of thing. Many locals were there for lunch. Not sure if you know how to cook your own meat.

I forgot how much it costed but I reckon steakhouses would be at least x2 the price.

umamusume is THE game

tried running 5 SSR, never get gourmand or swinging maestro anymore. pay to lose?

>>535343725
Nice. At least you have Maruzensky though, I never managed to pull her and now I've got 1400 carats. Will have to save until she gets a new rate up, I guess. Or

>>535343569
She is an absolute sweetheart of a goofball

>>535344147
More than half of the people that play this game use auto-select for their deck and team trial teams and just click choices during training based on vibes. If you have even glanced at the google sheet and know that some skills are good and some aren't you're in the top 2% of players. You're going to walk through this CM without any effort at all. As the honeymoon period ends and players fall off, the ones that remain will start to be more and more serious and skilled, and you'll eventually have to put in a little effort to keep up. But that's not going to happen for a year or more.

Is she good?

>>535344661
nope

>>535344595
More like Manhattan BUTT

>doto irl has 3 mouth
>Very friendly and gentle
>Huge bulging chest muscles
It's a moe hors!??

>>535344661
Big head

>>535342553
>>535342713
>need to cope with shitty deck until at least next year because i'm pulling creek
tanoshii...

>>535344414
huh never noticed before
but she gots some cute eyes

>>535341842
>Seoul
>to see my gf
>having a long distance relationship when your gf lives in the capital of the country that produces K-Pop and Manhwa (aka degenerate media for narcisists and gold diggers)
Who's going to tell him?

>>535344147
These people really think their slightly increases accel hand me down unique is better than 300 more power. It's hilarious.

>>535344156
Radio Tampa was/is a jap radio station now renamed to Radio Nikkei
I supposed they sponsored the G3 race that was then named after them, before it became the Hopeful Stakes G1 race

>>535344661
She's a wittler.

>>535344761
It's okay anon, his gf has a dick

>>535344147
Why is Teio so cute?

I'm going to punch Tickezo in the cunt

>>535344768
go and sim it retard

>>535344661
only if you have taishin so you can make bnw real

>>535344661
Ugly voice

I thought building a good debuffer would be easy... (it's not)

I've only had Narita for one day and two career runs, but I would gladly kill everyone here to protect her.

>>535344661
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE BUT ME GETTING 3* IN THE DAILY PULL

I love getting the more canonical friendships in the claw machine.

Matikane to Matikane communication

>>535344768
it literally is. red shift or shooting for victory is worth like 500 power in acceleration.

>>535344941
>He still believes the sim
Holy retard

>>535344661
I don't have her but if I did I would delete her from my account if I could

I'm going to do a career run today and watch every single race

i feel like im resting like 10 times during a career is that too much

>>535344872
I love that crybaby

>>535345032
For every anon posting a 3*, there are a dozens of anons who got Mejiro Ryan and not posting about it

This good enough for CM?

>>535345116
see you tomorrow

>>535344116
I've never seen Taiki Shuttle look so ready to cap a bitch

>>535345101
It's not tho

how do I REALISTICALLY farm stamina sparks?
>go full stamina
>not enough speed for URA finals
>go balanced deck
>600ish stamina and I get a guts or wit spark

>>535345179
Yes.

>>535345179
>no End S
>no Turf S
>no medium SS+
nyo, it's glue

I'm done

>>535345179
>325 wit
Yeah, if you can activate your skills
post deck

>>535345290
run a million 600 stam careers and pray you get lucky

>>535345290
you get lucky

>>535343676
everyone (who doesnt have her) hates orfevre

>>535345249
But she cant, because lady luck is on Matikanefukukitaru's side!
https://youtu.be/LZWoZEs0q1k

I think Tazuna broke.
>get her to green before debut race
>even had several no event turns
>bitch never showed up

is there a lore reason why curren chan flies around like a saiyan and blows up planets in her unique skill animation

>>535345101
>red shift or shooting for victory is worth like 500 power in acceleration
Whoa so the 2 of them together is worth 1000 power?! Thanks for the info kind anon

>>535340729
I finally managed to get another 3*!
The curse is broken.

>>535345554
Bakushiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

>>535345290
Use speed sparks. That's what I do.

>>535345506
They dared to tell her not to fuck Trainer Kin

>>535345032
heh, got special week spook and 4*ed her, can't wait to make her a monster after this CM shitfest ends and I can stop spamming tachyon carriers

>>535345290
you can get like 700spd-1100stam with a 2spd/4stam deck, which is usually enough to beat URA
not 100% consistent though but it's how I farm stam sparks

>>535345290
you would have gotten guts or wit even if you had 1200 stam. High stamina doesn't mean you have a higher chance to get a stamina spark.

Okay. The silly psycho cute horse has haunted my brain long enough. Time for me to bite the bullet. The only thing I need to know is: Is she a limited time character, or do I have a chance of getting her through regular rng?

>>535345738
>>535345626
>>535345434
>>535345437
thanks
now share a deck for oguri cap to do this
ill slave her

Which Uma would be the worst podcast host?

>>535345292
Nice. I hope I can get to the finals of group A at least, don't want to bother with debuffers
>>535345383
Golshi is a smart horse don't worry
Deck is also achievable natty
12 Power + 5 Stamina
8 Med total
Just got lucky with multiple 3+ speed trainings both in and out of summer

>>535345842
Ticket

>>535345794
>silly psycho cute
you have to be more specific than that

>>535345787
beautiful, saved

>>535345914
Whatever other traits Agnes has.

I really want to pull on umas but i'm also jewing out a bit
Do people usually save for pity on uma pulls?

>>535345506
I fucking hate this bitch. She dared to show up in my wifes fan event and apparently I liked liked her more. Disgusting. I would never cheat on Estelle. I mean Daiwa.

>>535345794
There are no limited characters
There are some(3?4?) that you can't pick using tickets
You can get spooked by any uma

>>535345842
Mihono Bourbon

I just let out a big stinky fart
Horses for this feel?

>>535345961
I'm saving and skipping cards.

>>535345861
>Deck is achievable natty
>Look inside
>Full MLB SR collection + MLB Kitasan

Why do only my dogshit runs get medium S? This shit is rigged

I've never triggered bofa event.
Are they all random each run?

>>535345787
What's Grass' fucking problem?

>>535345861
man how I fucking wish I had sweep tosho

>>535346094
what separates whales from reroll luckshits is having one's own MLB Creek, that deck is definitely natty

newfag here, what is CM and why should i care about it?

>>535346094
>reroll for MLB kitasan
>2 sparks worth for getting SR MLBs if you count kitasan spark and super creek spark
100% achievable natty bro

>>535346007
Ovfevre and Stay Gold

>>535346032
>sub 1200 speed
lol
>sub 1100 speed
LMAO
>sub 1000 speed
ROFLCOPTER

>Teio hot spring ticket
For the love of all that is holy do not fuck this one up

>>535346231
upcoming pvp event with carats on the line.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting

Special Week should die.
No, I am not joking.

>>535346298
DEATH FLAG ACTIVATED

>>535345963
Curren is just better.

>>535345963
Would Daiwa be a good mother for 8 kids?

>>535346297
what are you saying, man
this is about stamina parent farming

All of my cards are LB1-2.
Is the dream of a An Rank Uma dead?

>>535346298
>leg breaks

>>535346369
11 kids, actually

REMINDER

>>535345963
That's cause you didnt get her enough fans/ befriend the director enough.

>>535346365
Sorry Curren, Scarlet is the better girl.

>>535346432
I think you should eat your vegetables

>Do Teio's career
>win the tenno sho (autumn and spring)
>win the classic triple crown
>win the spring triple crown
>win the autumn triple crown
Shouldn't that alone be it's own achievement/epithet instead of four separate ones?

>>535346508
...what?

https://poal.me/jdhwxp
https://poal.me/jdhwxp
https://poal.me/jdhwxp

>>535346230
>>535346258
>tfw joined too late for MLB spe but too early to reroll without losing a ton of progress
I'm bricked aren't I

Post the best song in the franchise or a stranger will break into your house and drain the cum from your Uma tribute jar.

>>535346032
less whale mode please

>>535344336
COME TO ME

>>535346607
while daiwa has flaws, she is at least honest to you
curren would get gangraped by 60 niggers for 50 likes on umagram

Are dupes of a card when its MLB a big brick?

>>535346615
Best currently released song: Go This Way
Best song in the future U.M.A. New World ! !
>>535346609
You're never bricked as long as you're still enjoying the game

>>535346554
Yeah, it's called Monarch.

>>535346607
daiwa is fat i dont really like fat girls

>>535346705
>she is at least honest to you
Bro are we looking at the same tsundere?

>>535346615
doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki
...
KIMI NO AIBA GA

>>535343146
someone explain to me why the recommended list has a 0.8 second velocity skill and sideways movement skills

>>535346615
Oguri Cap (as in peak)
https://youtu.be/VOvVkItA0vU

>>535346607
I don't like either, but Daiwa is such a boring character

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>535346615
>When 00:42 kicks in

https://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLg

>>535346804
post a non boring character

>>535345963
She has that two-faced instagram whore vibes, I don't blame you

Why does Dia get the sluttiest fanarts??

>>535346804
I bet this nigga likes Oguri

Of course the run I get incredible inspirations I also get hit with two night owl and a slacker
I love you Golshi but I also hate you

>>535346615
umapyoi, any other response is wrong

>>535346705
curren has been chasing trainer since she was a small child all because they said she had a nice dream one time
she would rape trainer 60 times on umagram for 2 likes and a dr.carrot

>>535346615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPd3qd0hVPk

>>535346615
Girls Legends U tied with Yume wo Kakeru (Season 2 op)

>>535339671
My HEROES
..And Sirius

>>535346705
you niggers need to stop with the headcanons if you haven't read the uma's stories

>>535346581
The fan fest has two outcomes for each Uma, because its one of the unique skill upgraded points

Valentines day is the first, need 60k (40k for Urara and Falcon) fans to get the skill upgrade/ better event

Fan fest is the second, and you need 70k fans (60k for dirt Umas), and the Director's friendship bar to be at least in the green.

You didnt meet that condition, so you got the fail state fan fest, which means Curren beats Daiwa, and you don't upgrade her unique skill/ ult

The last of these checks is Christmas, 120k or 80k fans

So, if you dont miss any of them, you upgrade your Uma's unique skill thrice in a run, which is nice.

>>535346607
Daiwa, only I get to gaslight

Don't worry bros the next event will have a free mlb spd card

AMBATUKAM

>>535347204
sex

>>535347184
for real?
which one?

>>535344789
Interesting. Now I'm gonna go down another rabbit hole. Thanks senpai. May your pulls be blessed

>>535346865
Bros, I get it now.
I love Curren Chan.

>>535346938
She's Satono's number one rapist so it only makes sense

have you committed it to memory?

>>535346615
I WALK ALONE I WALK ALONE
I WALK ALONE - I WALK A-

MY SHADOW'S
THE ONLY THING THAT WALKS BESIDE ME

MY SHALLOW HEART'S THE ONLY THING THAT"S BEATING

>>535345101
erm.................

>>535347184
yea but will it probably have something like a 30 training priority when maxxed out right?

>>535347158
interesting

I haven't gotten a 3* spark in over a week...

If I run 9 miles and mediums, which URA type do I get?

>>535347276
I lied

Girl, seek help, I'm your trainer ffs

I really love when Our Blue Bird Days comes on
thank u uokka

>>535347330
god shut the fuck up and go back reddit troon

>>535347314
curren is the only uma that looks like a girl in uma musume the rest look like some strange femboy bait to turn the playerbase gay.

>>535346865
Who the FUCK left their fighter jet on the racetrack?

it ain't +100, but that is pretty good. 4-rainbow training is literally better than sex. PROVE ME WRONG

>535346804
>5 min later
>still hasnt posted a non boring character
pottery

>>535346615
Tracen Ondo

>>535346615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEbz-5NHDiA

>>535347407
Yes

>>535347332
so the other anon is right? The Shooting and Red Uma mogs the powermaxxing Uma

>The JRA renamed the Yayoi Sho
>It's now the Deep Impact Kinen
>It's been named like that for several years now
Deep Impact....

>>535347495
isn't the stamina stat a meme

>>535346938
Dia-chan isn't the kind of uma who would wait to consummate the marriage

Curren looks like a vapid thot that only "loves" you for the money

>>535342365
I'm gonna use my Creek in CM, but I have not bothered to enter any of the /uma/ rooms

little umas with big boobies?

Narita Brian soon...

>>535346615
the intro song is really good, why the fuck is it not in the jukebox

>>535347601
yeah they're right i replied to the wrong person my bad

>>535347623
>it's real
What the fuck

>>535347669
no, she actually loves me

>>535346804
There are two big reasons that she's not

>>535347332
>can't comprehend what he simmed
kek

>>535346615
Not even a Rice fan, but this is definitely up there https://youtu.be/rma114h5YiA?

>>535347371
The successful Fan fests are always cute.

>>535346297
retard
>>535346397
you should at least try to get 600 power

>>535347772
i replied to the wrong person

i want the falcon so bad but the videogame won't give her to me

>>535342365
Is Pure Heart comparable to Gourmand?

>>535347669
She saw trainer first, she gets first dibs.

Bad Teio, no sex today

>>535347836
>you should at least try to get 600 power
no problem, here you go.

>>535347896
You know, to buy a product, you have to have money

>>535347896
If you're still far from pity, best to save for that anniversary banner with all the girls so you can pity her.

The steaks?

>>535347623
What the fuck that's the dumbest thing I've heard in a while

>>535348053
well-done, thanks

>>535348053
hopeless

>>535348053
>Front
4th

>>535346615
https://youtu.be/d_3GnfqLAUM?si=rxZlC_RIwK4ZiCz0

>>535348053
>front
sovlless, you ought to lose

>>535348007
unironically can win races in CM

>>535347910
Young Uma's fake distress to lure in good natured shotas to fool into becoming their childhood friends. A dastardly evolutionary trick

>>535347908
Same value I think but 100% chance to activate if conditions are met.

Why is no one posting Dia-chan's song?

>>535346298
Yay...

Stats in terms of Pokemon stats:
Stamina = HP
Speed = Power Points
Power = Attack Strength
Wit is just how smart your Pokemon is to auto battle in the Palace Battle Frontier facility without killing it self like a retard for the fifth fucking time
Guts is meme

>>535348053
1st place easy

Does name fucking matter?

>>535348115
Does this even work with a D in front?

>>535348053
>>535348096
>>535348097
>>535348103
>>535348115
>>535348227
Hopeful, with a side of fries.

>>535348147
don't give him hope

>>535348191
I put out a C&D on her song

>>535347623
that name goes hard tbqh

>>535346615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4

>>535348272
>fries with steak

>>535347726
My wife.

>>535348272
oishii, congrats

>>535348272
Well done

>>535348351
it WAS well-done...

>>535348356
Um back off??

>>535348351
Actually pretty good, Steam Frites is bomb. But they need to be frites, those thin, crispy fries

>they fell for the front meme
16th place japan cup is coming

>>535348275
>>535348147
how bout this one, then?
I made so many fucking oguris I kinda lost track

>>535348356
t.me

>>535348356
>>535348457
>>535348497
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

>>535348486
Your Maestro?

>>535346615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO9Xk6a1GsY

>>535348486
Cap (as in peak) your speed and then come back

>Started playing the week of global release
>Rerolled for 8 hours straight for Kitasan
>Ended up settling for SC
>Saved up for SC rerun then pulled all my carats away
>Picrel is current deck
>No Kitasan
>Not a single LB on any SSR
>Hishiama is my only MLB
>Literally no Stam cards and forced to borrow Kita so it's impossible to build for Long.

Am I cooked? I'm seriously contemplating just deleting my account.

>>535346615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fZNU-T8rFM especially https://youtu.be/4fZNU-T8rFM?t=67 is a treat

https://files.catbox.moe/zz3iuv.png

Do not click this link.

>>535347424
I wouldn't be able to train her for 3 years without making her a mother

>>535348486
>sub 1200 speed
lol
>sub 1100 speed
LMAO

>>535348486
this is slightly better, you're way over how much stamina you should need for CM, so every point of speed and power is an improvement

>>535348612
i have 1200 stam and gourmand, what do I need maestro for

Bros...

>>535348635
damn, bro literally pulled zero cards

>>535348635
idklgtm

>>535348568
I did and she says ur a faget. and I am right

I'M TIRED
I NEED TO BREED SATONO DIAMOND
I NEED TO HAVE INTERRACIAL SEX WITH HER HUGE TITS WITH MY SPIC PENIS
AND I WANT TO POST IN ON PIXIV SO THESE JAPS GET JEALOUS
I'M SO TIRED BROS

>>535348568
I have a Sellenite crystal ball. Dropped ot once and it broke in half so perfectly it fit together and you cant tell its in two pieces

>>535348648
>incoherent ai slop
should have listened

>>535348648
>clicks [embed]
heh

>>535348648
>not rimming
Not my Dia-chan

>>535348635
>>Rerolled for 8 hours straight for Kitasan
>>Ended up settling for SC
kwab

>>535348163
Trainer seemed more like an older teen in that scene though, certainly not a trainer yet but not quite a young child.

>>535348351
Saltgrass gives good fries with stakes if you want them. I usually just get a hamburger since their patties and buns are so good. Mine has kind of gone downhill, since it is near ghetto ass houston texas, but their rolls are so damn good that I really need to try making them myself. The fucking hot wheel cripple governor is a faggot that has sold this state to the hindus and muslims.

>>535348635
Forgot the pic kek

>>535348648
I got raped

>>535348648
You didn't bother adding 'uncensored' to your prompt?

>>535346615
https://youtu.be/ePFpkA7rGWE?t=744
need them to fucking release the cingray ost so i can listen to this in workouts

>insta cleanse and mood up taishin with tazuna
>game goes schizo and has her do 3 mood downs in a row
I hate this dogshit game.

post something cute

>finally feel like a got a decent oguri
>she keeps losing room matches
owari da...

>>535348950
>curvature
lol

>>535348930
oki

i am new bad and stupid
which of these would be good for gold ship or should i save my points for swinging maestro, i heard that's pretty good(i got 180 points)

>>535348648
Is she sucking her own dick?
Is this autofellatio?
The image doesn't make sense.
It physically can't be another human
But it's also not a horse cock, nor does it really work unless she is insanely bendy

>>535348838
Not to me, they seemed like a little kid, same age as Curren was

>>535348950
>752 stam
Let me guess, buillied by Nice Nature?

>>535348950
to be fair the only people running CM tests are hyper sweatlords

>>535348568
Shiraoki-sama says marry and reproduce.

cm test room
39385399

>>535348950
Curvature is bait btw
It activates before late race

>>535349001
save all of your points until the end of the run, if you're pumping stats you should be able to clear all of your goals without needing skills

This thread is a little lame.
4chan-ately, I am here.

>>535348768
Calmate, carnal...

good luck draining my stamina nerds

>>535348950
Nice nature victim

>>535349075
i see

>>535349009
Curren and trainer are 100% NOT the same age
Trainer has a university level trainer education
Curren is in highschool

>>535348191
>>535346615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR63NT_Z3nc

>>535349141
this tachyon could suck a bowling ball through a bendy sway

If a horde of Nice Natures show up to a race, who gets third place?

>>535349087
NO
I LOVE HALF HIMECUT HAIRS
I LOVE MASSIVE TITS
I LOVE SLUTTY GIRLS LIKE HER
AAAA
IM GONNA IMPLODE IRL

>>535349205
Nah. He just read. Trainer's guide for dummies.

>>535348852
Dude, your free ssr mcqueen stam card?

>>535349141
dam that's pretty good