Thread 720004918

witch vegetables make the best gamer fuel?

Carrots!
I heard Janny likes cucumbers for some reason?

>>720004429
this is going to be one fat Haru

>>720004918 (OP)
Celery.

Mun?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRAINAH-SANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT SHRINE INSTEAD OF KARAOKE FOR MY FIRST TURN
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>720005294
WUMBO

NOT PICKLES

>2 threads immediately popped up
KEK

gamer fuel threads usually get 404’d GOATsho, get ready to make a new one. Better yet make it three

>>720005365
Cute horse girls are like hydras. Cut one down, and two more will take her place!

>>720004918 (OP)
what's the lore behind her being such a brat? what was the real horse like?

>>720005365
Its almost as if trying to silence people is only making them want to talk about it more…Janny might be an uma fan and this is his way of empowering us!

is speed star any good?

>>720005457
a brat that absolutely hated racing and gates.

>>720005350
I love Umamusume: Pretty DAHBY!

>>720005479
Way too expensive for being mostly useless, so nah

>>720005408
Let's see who wins the b& race with bakushin
>Sweepstakes

>>720005479
Yes. Speed star is good

>>720005479
Its so so

>>720005052
>chibishit
oh....no....

fuck

>>720005479
Its a skill.

>>720005479
It's almost as good as red shift used by maruzen if you can trigger it.

>>720005714
don't gaslight him

>>720005068
That's a lot of guts!

WHY DO SASHES EVEN FUCKING EXIST

>The only mare to terrify Gold Ship
Can’t wait.

>>720005068
>This run has been sponsored by Green Devil

I wanna race witmaxxed bakushin

you keep this up and I will train YOUR guts, green devil

Every song that has "Tracen" anywhere in the lyrics gets an immediate -2.

>>720005849
For you to grind them. Have fun farming them with Firm/Track/(Non)Standard/Lone Wolf skills.

*sips*
Oh hey anon, my banner is in less than 24 hours. You rolling?

>>720006031
i whaled for narita brian and i still haven't played her career so uhh

>>720006031
Get out of my house.

>>720005479
For gemini it's worse than a single level or any pace chaser or long corner/straightaway skill by about 50% and costs an awful lot more
For not gemini, do your own checks
It's expensive

Time to play some careers

>>720006031
I only have 3600 carats and none of them have your name on them, fuck off.

>>720006031
you know, most people say that "sky is so cute"
or "sky is so meta" or somesuch. me?
Skygets skipped

>>720006031
I love the lazy horse

>>720006031
Sure am.
I'd better fucking pull you tomorrow, or else I'll speedrun a dozen King Halo careers just to BTFO you in every triple crown race over and over

>>720006031
I have 2500 carats and at least 1500 of them have your name on it! Shiraoki sama bless

>>720006031
top tier gamer fuel

>>720006031
Fine. I'll waste my tickets on you.

I left my dead club 24 hours ago and now I'm looking for a /v/ club

>>720006226
>he doesn't do that already
King IS the best, haven't you realized?

>>720006306
Der/v/ was looking for (you) earlier on, dunno if they filled the spot yet

Why did she choose to become a racer in a pretiage academy instead of just becoming a fisherman?

>>720006306
der/v/ lost a guy, join them

>>720006393
she had no time for farmers daughters

>>720006393
She will become a rural fisherman after retirement, using all her earnings to finance her low-maintenance lifestyle until she dies

>Check giftbox
>Pic related
BASED Cygenerous finally giving us some gibs

>>720006368
>>720006419
sorry anon we're full again, but we'll probably have one or two open slots before the 15th

>>720006361
I do plenty of King careers already, but there's usually no malice behind it when I demolish Sky and Spe in the classics
That might change tomorrow.

Do I blow silver cleats on the monthly 2* guaranteed make debut ticket or is there something important I'm supposed to be saving them for?

>>720006586
>MAQUEEN! CHECK YOUR INBOX NOW MAQUEEN!

>>720006031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFJ3kxp0MgA
>race vod
>a good third of it is trying to get seiun sky to enter the fucking starting box
why was she portrayed as chill?

>>720006636
monthly 2* tickezo

>>720006680
she's not chill at all, she's the biggest fucking troll in the franchise

>>720004918 (OP)
Why is she in a Crimson Demon school uniform?

>>720006727
Yeah but she’s a laid back troll, the best kind

>>720006031
>"good morning torei-"
>*bump*
>dies
what the fuck was her problem?

When is Mejiro Dober her face in the event is making my heart doki doki

>>720006680
I was rewatching Season 1 and they actually make a slight reference to this where Seiun Sky is groaning as they shuffle her into the gate. It’s quick but its definitely deliberate as she was the only one they did it for in that race

another one going straight to the glue factory...

>>720006805
I really want Dober too, gonna be a couple months though.

Wow, I didn't realize the hentai card give a fuck ton of fans.

>>720006890
but she did her best for you...

>>720006934
her best simply isn't good enough

Janny deleted my thread :(

>>720006031
I'll do daily rolls and get her.

How do we solve the problem of Umas trying to seduce their trainers?

Eat a bullet janny

>>720006031
Is it 3% per roll or 3% in a 10 roll? Is it really likely to get them after 3 10 rolls that seems wrong

>>720006931
The fans are all her making throwaway accounts for your uma.

>>720006992
thats just awful!!

>>720006992
Jannyfrens are having a very hard time keeping interest in the Mario Kart /v/eekend and Dall-E threads. We keep bumping them off the log and its becoming a serious cultural phenomena violation

>>720006992
Think /b/ and /v/ jannies are having an argument over yesterday.

>>720007074
3% chance for a 3* girl per roll
the odds of getting the girl you want though...

>>720007074
it’s 3% chance of a 3*. Seiun Sky herself is more like a fraction of a percent. Basically you have a 1/100 chance. A ten roll is a 1/10 chance. ten of those and good chance you have one by then…but no guarantee

>>720006890
gemini attempt?
if so, rushing gale has no effect
if just spending points cos already glue, soz for unwarranted advice

>>720007061
This man speaking wisdom.
Jannies, follow his advic

>>720007118
Hey! I like the Mario kart /v/eekend threads! Dall-e and other AI sloppa needs to get the fuck off this board though.

>>720007074
basically a 30% shot of getting 3* on a 10 roll, but that 3* being the new character is only a 25% chance, the rest distributed with all the rest.

>>720007118
now that you mention it, I haven't seen a single dall-e thread on the 'log today
are they finally gone for good?

>>720007090
That sounds very incharacter of her

>>720007167
What happened yesterday with /b/?

Where the FUCK are my 10 buckets of fried chicken trainer?

>Keio Hai Spring Cup
What is wrong with this race? I lost there for the third time an you have to win there for special mission

>>720006992
If lust-provoking image doesn't work what am I supposed to do :'(

Do you enjoy vintage cars?

>>720007303
Listen, I dont think video game threads should get deleted but why Nintendo games always get a pass? /v/eekend threads can barely hit bump limit. If they’re going to delete uma threads for being reoccuring, well they need to be consistent and delete ALL reoccuring threads. Its their stupid rule, but they selectively enforce it. I dont think that thread should be deleted, but it’s clear both of them have protection from the jannies. We dont despite having ten times the traffic. And the /vg/ thread is moving even faster. Imagine if everyone here was in there, it would be impossible to follow any kind of conversation. But apparently theres no room for us here. 5 people in the Dall E thread not even posting video games, just blogposting with each other. Jannies must protect them at all costs

>>720007459
Is that the one with Nice vs Teio?

>>720007452
Driver got hit on the way here

>>720006992
Sending you love and support

>>720007074
Each pull has a 3% chance of giving you a 3*. The chance of getting the rate-up horse (Seiun Sky in this case) is 0.75%, and the remaining 2.25% is split evenly between every other 3* in the game
If I'm remembering my probability equations right, that would math out up to roughly a 26.26% chance of getting any 3* on any given 10-pull and about a 7.25% chance of getting Sei specifically

when do we get more songs? I wanna listen to ONCE MORE, I CAN in game already

>>720007567
This one
https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/539685
I have enough stats and both Bakushin and Taiki can attend this one, but I lost 3 out of 3

>>720007518
>but why Nintendo games always get a pass?
Jannies like this asshole are tendies and use their inane justification to delete anything not nintendo. I still remember the time they deleted Snoot Game threads nonstop, a game made by /v/tards, just a few days of its release. Many other games got similar treatment. Ill delete this post since I am not interested in a vacation, yet.

>Has the most busted card in the game
>worst season in the anime
>people only talk about her card or how she’s stuck in guts training
>no one ever posts art of her unless she’s crying
Is Shittasan Nigger the least liked Uma in the series?

>>720006306
There's an inactive trainer in Oy Neigh. If you want, you can post your ID and I'll free up the slot.

>>720007789
that honour is exclusively for Seeking the Pearl

Just how many people here have curren? Im nooticing everyone seemed to pull her yet no one posts about her

>>720007847
I came after. Otherwise, I would just banner pull her since she is one of the few actual Mares that wear bloomers in track races.

>>720007698
>>720007118
I just hoped it would at least reach bump limit, I failed you umafrens :( lust-provoking image doesn't work

>>720007847
No I got Smart Falcon instead

>>720005052
>>720005698
the only good thing we lost was ice skating and BUMPing

>>720007740
Yeah, its been many games theyve tried to shut down, but always strange exceptions that never get persecuted. If they were to actually enforce their “no reoccuring threads” rule consistently, there would be literally zero games allowed to be discussed on /v/. If you look at the catalogue, we’re already half way there. It’s becoming less video games and more /b/, that’s what the reddit tourists and jannies want apparently. Nintendo is cultural phenomena so they get a pass

>>720007845
Seeking the hag is cute though

>>720007789
nah, kitasan is still fairly popular alongside dia in JP. plus she's really fucking hot.

>starting CM
>800/800/800 pretty easy
Is the missing stats to get 1200/1200 really just rng of good rainbows on summer training and similar stuff? I always seem to fall short of what's posted here.

>>720007847
I'm sure lots of anons due given how much of a slut she is, I just don't see a reason to post her right now, expect a lot more currenpostan when there's a sprint/mile CM

>>720007945
Cards and inspirations matter a lot too

>>720005068
Patiently waiting for an update from this

>>720006306
What was the reason for this 2-day gap in your resume?

>>720006306
Fan count? Depending on it i might talk to the danchou in /v/ma

>>720007518
here's fine, can't really be stopped

>>720007943
Bro this is so lewd wtf

>>720007518
Well, all the BA threads are just image dumps and ERP yet they still get a pass. Why?

>>720006031
Give me one good reason I shouldn't just wait and use my half year anniversary selector for Sky instead

>>720007905
You did your best

>>720008093
janny unironically posts in them

>>720008109
Because why wait when you can get her now?

>>720008093
BA threads are paid ad spaces.

>>720008149
I need better cards, not another horse

what's a good parent for Cancer Cup? metafags are holding their breath still and I have no idea who to get. 3* mile rep and 9* stam is obvious but what are the important skills this time?

>>720008093
>Why?
You know why

>>720006031
No. Saving for boomer in a swimsuit. We aren't getting enough carats now, so cant risk it.

>>720007789
I heard that her season was the worst and I thought it was an exaggeration. BOY I WAS WRONG.

>>720005824
>>720005898
>>720008008
this is somehow my highest scoring Haru yet, almost even capped GUTS
this Haru is morbidly a beast, it'd give Oguri Fat and Mass wonder a run for their folds.

>>720007924
it's really shit, VIDEO GAMES board banishing VIDEO GAMES discussion, seen those fags killing some of weekend event stuff like Out Run 2 multiplayer rooms back when the patch dropped

>>720007847
Doesn't seem to be many. We had a Sprinters Stakes room match the other day and there wasn't even a single Curren
IIRC her banner was around the same time as Kitasan, so I guess most people didn't have enough carats left over to roll on her?

>Use all my daily borrows
>This is the best I got
At this point if I make it to group B I'll be ecstatic

>>720008093
Gook owned website

>>720008219
These are the best skills for the track on a front runner. You can enter the different styles on umalator and see for yourself

>>720008335
Luckletbro, we're together in this...

making umas flustered!

>>720007847
my other sprinters are better idk

>>720008335
I hope you make it to the finals anon
in my matchup

>>720008379
If there's other whales in the same race, then their front runners will probably be better and stay ahead preventing your own front runner skills from working. Seems like running front runner would be a bad idea unless you can contend with whales

we talking about my cute beautiful little sister curren chan?

need more brown horses

>>720008514
>unmaxxed speed
>mile C
do you even love your imouto?

>wit 1
>gut 1
>wit 1
>spd 1 despite 1200 spd

>>720008512
Yes, there can only be one
But that is the upcoming meta apparently
Saying "what if a whale" will apply to everything though

Is there anyone still looking for a club?

>>720008510
I hope I can make it to the finals too

>>720008601
forgive me curren chan, your older brother is poor and on welfare

Well I've lost literally every CM practice lobby I've joined so I give up I'm going to start working on Cancer Cup.
This one is finally going to be different I WILL win it for my wife, the Mightiest Miler.

>>720006031
If she loves me she’ll come to me as easily as Curren and bride Maya did

Holy shit I missed this like 3 turns ago and wasted 2 trainings

>>720008526
Jesus Christ thats some lazy animation. Might as well be a slideshow.

>>720008331
I remember when Curren's banner dropped, everyone was posting about how they got her for free or pulled her in a single. Now, she's one of the least talked about umas in these threads. Even others who struggle on the current track and should have no reason to be posted like Falcon, Tickezo, or Matifuku still get posted more often, even ryan gets posted to make fun of her hair or unpopularity. I can’t prove it, but I’m convinced Taurus filtered out all the Currenfags

>>720006931
Look for MLB Marvelous Sunday and Agnes 3LB on Wit's those are basically 20%.

>>720008219
Seiun for Front. El for Pace. But it's better for you to use El directly instead of the other Pace Chasers.
This CM will be the first filter of race mechanic knowledges. If you just try to fit Seiun uniques to all fronts, or El uniques too all paces, you'll just lose.
There are also variations with 1100 Spe/1100 Pow builds, or 1100 Spe/1100 Wit builds, and both can work really well with good skill selections.

>>720008751
outsource derby has always been like that, it's got bad animation even compared to other anime released in its same season
at least cingray, rttt and the movie have amazing animation

>>720008784
We are living in Golshi times were another couple of weeks

Does anyone know when they'll add the other favorite icons? It's starting to get tedious

>>720008748
I think you should eat your vegetables.

I WANT SEIUN SKY

>>720008784
she doesn't really have anything memeable like DAAAAHBYYYY or luckshit gets, she only ever talks about being cute and having followers, her main appeal is her subtle lewd teasing but she's a very basic character

>run is going like complete shit but decide to ride it until the end for the sparks
>spe gives me gourmand
>mcqueen gives me cooldown
>director gives me breath of fresh air
>keep getting random events from cards I don't have that keep repeatedly replenishing my energy
why does this keep happening
it's never on the good runs

>>720008739
I had to ditch Suzuka to win the Taurus Cup, but this Cancer Cup will be different. Our redhead wives WILL make it to the top.

What's the lore on the tanukis? Who made them and why?

>>720009023
She looks so fucking weird without her ear covers

>>720008806
I wanted to be able to use Maru but it seems Red Shift is useless on Cancer as well due to position of final corner
El's unique is high rated, but I know it's a much weaker version when inherited so yeah, I'll be using El for sure
I'll do a front in the hopes of spoiling an opp front with the 1st place skill triggers
Then hopefully I can run Vodka or anyone else other than a debuffer for this one
It's nice to have more options for this cup

>>720009023
What's this our?
My wife is blonde.

>>720009109
your wife is a fucking WHORE

>>720009109
*MY* wife is strawberry blonde, thank you very much.

>>720009010
>breath of fresh air
I sleep

HOLY SHIT

>>720009125
Taiki is LITERALLY the purest girl in the game.

Which of these broodmares should I put as my Star Uma in the next few days?

>>720009154
The event is a large energy boost for free

>>720008219
>>720008806
I'll share some of the good parents.
>Front : Daiwa/Bakushin/Falcon has a good ult to cuck Seiun's ult. El so you can still get accel if you in 2nd position. Get Pow/Turf/Groundwork sparks.
>Pace : El. Get Stam/Mile/Corners sparks.
>Late/End : Ryan for her unique. Get Stam/Mile sparks.Late parents don't need high req since good skills are at Grass/Vodka potentials. End parents need to have Straightaway Spurts sparks.

>>720009109
I want to fuck your wife can she spook me in the gacha already

>>720009023
I stuck with her and got 2nd place in the A finals

>>720009178
Taiki Shuttle giving you head..

>>720009059
the style was inspired by UMAru
that's all I can tell you.

SEKAI SAIKYOU WA? SO! ERU CONDOR PASAAAAAAAA

>>720009178
Titbros, we got owned by a complete flatty...

>>720009178
FLOWERED

>>720009152
>it's uma'am

>>720009152
I guess you could say it's more of a strawberry blonde.
Still blonde though I am technically correct.

>>720009178
>>720009279

>>720009086
Yeah Red Shift is useless here that it's better to use Daiwa 2*. But you can always build one.
The more umas and supports, the more options we will have. Gemini is just a highly demanding race with really small pool. By the way, Vodka is even better for Leo cup (after Cancer).

I don't know why we are posting the MIGHTIEST MILER but okay

>>720009178
Sorry anon, Taiki lost the bet and she owns you for one night now.

>>720004918 (OP)
Potatoes are the best vegetable.

>>720008784
>Now, she's one of the least talked about umas in these threads.
Now that you mention it, I guess she is huh? I can't actually think of any other umas who I see mentioned less often than her
I think Ticket used to be the least talked about by far, but that's not really the case anymore ever since anons started DAAAAAHHBYYYYYYposting

THE STRONGEST

I'm resting every like 3-4 turns which doesn't feel optimal but like
>Can't wit train because I'm already pushing 400 wit by middle of classic year
>Can't do recreation because mood is already max
Am I missing something? I know random events give you energy but I guess I'm lucklet prime because those are incredibly hit or miss in my runs

>>720009208
>>720009231
>>720009279
>>720009327
>>720009361
This isn't funny, this is my 4th attempt and it's so fucking late in career I have to sit through this humiliation ritual just to lose

Where did some of the posts go?

>>720009420
>Menishuki MV (Muscle Video)

>>720009361
holy fucking sex
I will now pull for Seiun's wife

>>720009470
Oguri got hungry

>>720009183
Your Taiki is quite good for next CM.

>>720009109
This is just an indirect kiss.

>>720009478
>holy fucking sex
That's a child

>>720009420
WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE TRAINAH-SAN

CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY MOOD DOWN

>>720004918 (OP)
Squash, in particular zucchini. They last a long time in the fridge, are rarely fucked up with mold (looking at you bell peppers). Delicious when you cut them up into blocks, saute them with a savory sauce, it's almost like eating meat.

Dubs and I'll spend all my carats rolling for Seiun Sky

Sorry toreina-san, I WILL be taking your first place spot

>>720008667
Oh crap I didnt realize n/u/ggetbaby had an opening!

>>720009554
Yes! A child!

>>720009597
>7
Shiraoki sama bless!

>>720009554
stop it anon I can't get any harder

>>720009420
>Literal retard strength

ERRRRMMM isn't this game biased against sprint and mile chads since there's barely any races for them compared to long and medium frauds

>>720009152
>You're on thin ice, trainer.
>Now, hold your horses.
>Newsflash, trainer.
>You're barking up the wrong tree.

>>720009595
those are nuggets you idiot

>>720009616
>>720009663
It's lame that the game doesn’t give you the option to tell Mayano or Nishino they’re fine just the way they are.

The last trainee you trained saw you talking to tazuna during her uma heat cycle, and is now incredibly jealous, she will pursue you to rape you.
How fucked are you?

Did der/v/ fill their vacant?

>>720009727
But it's because of you and North Flight that sprint and mile races increase and got their recognition.

>>720009727
I was playing Bakushin earlier and even Mile has a few more G1s, especially if you include dirt mile. Sprint has like…two. Not many designated sprinters either

>>720009780
I never had a chance in the first place

>>720009798
yes, oy neigh and maybe vma are looking for a new member though

Tell me about Nishino Flower. Why does she sleep with so many random umas?

>>720009798
Yeah they did, but other clubs were offering to take whoever in. Post ID and someone will grab ya

>>720009846
Eugenics

>>720009780
I'll be fine, how strong can this pipsqueak possible be?

>>720009764
Yes, you are correct they are fried zucchini nuggets

What exactly happen to all American Umas after their three years are up, anyways? Taiki was so distraught about it.

>>720005769
I need her (both carnally and on my team)

0 (Zero) free gems.

HAPPY CUM CUM

>>720009836
/v/ma is 30/30 with all logins under 24hr
>please don't do it to me, danchou!

>>720009909
Some probably go back home, Enshin Flash goes back to Germany

>>720009918
In fact, less gems because accelerated schedule
two weeks to prepare for CMs instead of japan getting an entire month to prepare for each one, also due to accelerated schedule
less time to save up for each banner, less carats, and zero compensation
zero QOL updates, still stuck on beta version. Nothing. Nada. Zip.
Cygenerous everyone

The fact that grass wonder is still allowed to have a platform makes me SICK

>>720009023
>uncovered Suzuka ears
Anon this is a blue board delete this!

>>720006031
Why? The character seems pretty boring.

>finally train a long S Taishin
>super incosistent results, barely able to get into the top 3 with accel skills
>take golshi out of the comp in case she's blocking her
>run more practice matches
>5/5
HOLY FUCK I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE MIDGET

Another 500k fans to /v/ma.

Hachimi, Hachimi

https://youtu.be/vbMQYV-XuhA?si=2CVejhW6ZQBN_9qS

>>720010119
Post her

>>720004918 (OP)
i personally love big black eggplants
my gamer bussy is very hungry for a big black eggplant if you know what i mean

>>720009493
alright ill just go with cowgirl for now then.

I go to horse MD, far from jannies' jurisdiction

>>720009884
if they got the rights to sunday silence early in development would he be the principle or replace rudolf?

>>720009780
I would simply consent. Problem solved

I think I can work with this for Cancer Cup
It'll be nice to not be as boned after 3 daily attempts anyway
I have stam options as well, will just have to look to breed on a skill or two

>>720010180
FUCK YOU DANCHOU WILL KICK ME OUT IF HE LEARNS I DON'T DO CAREERS.

>>720010287
Not bad anon, care to test her?

Retarded question. How do I add carrot icon to my uma?

>>720007789
HARRIKITE IKKOU

>>720010250
YOUR DAILY FAN COUNT IS LOOKING WORSE THAN UBISOFT'S STOCKS

>>720010356
you click the carrot icon on your uma

If I have a good pace chaser, what's stopping me from just running 2 other end closers to block off all the end closer players?

I can't compete....

I swear to christ almighty nothing brings me more joy than seeing the words Japanese Derby pop up on screen. The instant, nearly orgasmic happiness I feel knowing Winning Ticket's goals and career just got accomplished a little further is indescribable. I would say it's a sick sense of satisfaction but I feel it's entirely justified. I mean someone needs to put these filthy other racers in their place until they learn the ropes of whose derby it really is.

>>720010123
>>720010264
Kek

>>720010356
top left

This is the Ashen Beast of Kasamatsu, and its mother.

>>720010376
But how

>>720010446
Ah thanks. That icon is invisible until you pointed it out for me.

>>720010065
Wtf Sped was Grass’ trainer?!

>>720010379
>what’s stopping me
Time. Most barely have enough time to make one “perfect” ace. But you can throw together a quick and dirty golshi and mayano top gun as end (she’s got B in end) if you’re up for it.

Time to commune with shiraoki-sama!!!!
0-1: dont make it to finals
2-3: make it to finals B
4-5: make it to finals A
6-7: win finals B
8-9: win finals A
Luck be with /v/!!!!

>>720008797
What site is this?

>>720010550
Finals B is good enough for me!

If this game wasn't gacha I'd have double my hours in it

>>720010550
Shiraoki Sama, I consulted with my accountant. Turns out we can roll 20 on Seiun Sky. Please Im begging you give me a 7 if it’s meant to be!

>>720010579
gametora

>>720010550
>>720010581
Point at these lucklet Mukufukufags and laugh

>>720010550
ITS OVER IM FUCKING GLUE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>720010550
>>720010581
>Fukukitarubros both get terrible luck
Shiraoki-sama has abandoned them...

>forever doomed to be a lucklet
IT’S OVER

>>720010584
I'm at 415 hours with $0 spent
I think if it wasn't gacha I'd play a lot less because my builds would be done a lot quicker if I had access to all the shit

>>720010476
I want to make more umas with Oguri's mom.

>>720008797
I don't have MLB on tachyon or giant titty loli. I guess im stuck with the pervert

>>720010686
ITS AN OMEN OF DOOM WE ARE FUCKED, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

>>720007789
sadly she is mogged by her own best friend

>>720010719
I wanted to say "no shit", but they would've made it harder to make them in some other way

Tachyon watching the last race and wanting to run again was FUARKING KINORINO

>playing Taishin's career
>lose most of the triple crown races
>end up having to do a desperate last ditch Arima Kinen for fans
>win that one race pretty much every time
Why is this game like this?

Nyo...

I've been building Mayas and I just found out that I should be making her an End Chaser. How does that work? All in on Stamina and Power?

>>720010827
Gonna rewatch this kino after I finish Season 1-3 and Ova then CinGrey and new season.
Yup, it’s KINO time

>>720010812
I've dreamt about marrying Diamond and having children with her>>720010817

>>720010648
You can be fixed.

>>720010231
Scarlet doesn't seem the type that would fallen in love with her own Trainer and become indifferent if the trainer dated the green devil.

>>720010890
>manages to rope the other horse into running with him
kino

This is the best I'm going to get. I think the wit will end up making it complete rng.

So...next cm is a mile?

>>720010827
Tachyon would be great for this CM... If I had one!

Durachad should have been the MC

>>720006992
if it's any consultation, he (and all 350lbs of him) did it for absolutely free. He logged into his "job" and "worked" (lmfao) to ensure the board was free of any non Tencent/Nintendo video game discussion, all in the hopes that Hiro will make him an Admin.

>>720010996
no

>>720010987
Tachyon, your daughter is horny again

>>720010963
Yes. Dirtards have to wait like 8 months for their CM.

>>720010550
Shiraoki-sama, please save me

Do no roll for Seiun Sky.
It is never worth rolling for something unless you can guarantee the pity.
Spend another several months with your 1 and 2 star uncostumed umas producing worthless legacies when they lose the hopeful stakes and then 4th place g1's at random without their upgraded abilities.

>>720011065
on the bright side that means more chances to pull a good dirt roster

>>720010962
>powerlet
Anon....

>>720010859
Ha ha.

>>720007452
This post made me lol

>>720010827
||i wish the tachyon in the game was more like the tachyon in the movie||

>>720010318
I don't have a third ace yet but sure, bring 3
59680468

>>720010962
That’s a great chud. I should be able to make a similar one, but my luck’s run dry and Im split between three aces

>>720011065
>dirttards
don't you ever insult my daughter again. She works really hard and has won many dirt races for many trainers!

>>720011047
Imagine a racing game where you can control your Uma and race against other anons holy shit that would be so fun

>>720011047
Stay Gold would be broken in PVP if they had kept this in the game.

>>720011131
Nah thats fine for a pace chaser. She’ll probably get mogged by a Golshi but still…everyone will

>>720011172
>||

>>720011172
>discordtard trying to spoiler
oh no no no

>>720010859
Fun fact, plushies that spawn with a golden sparkle have more chances of having other plushies stuck to them, and less chances of falling off the claw.

>>720011234
whoops :^)

How do I build Mayano for the CM? Do I need to raise her potential? Is she good if she's only at 2*? Where do I get more money?

>>720011078
Shiraoki-Sama Banzai!

The Green Demon of Misfortune has appeared! Post your 3rd favorite Uma or your next run will be cursed with (SLACKER), (MIGRAINE), (NIGHT OWL), (SLOW METABOLISM), and (PRACTICE POOR) the week before Summer Camp!

>>720011172
>actual discord users on my board

>>720011172
>||
Leave this place at once.

>>720011185
I've cummed inside your daughter before and after concerts

>>720004918 (OP)
Hummus and cucumber is my go-to usually but I liked everyone else's suggestions too

>>720011172
Delete your post while you still can.

>>720010971
Bro she's a 1 star, how do you not have her?

I'M FREE

>>720011172
You're a retard if you cannot see that both Tachyon can be the same one. She will deliberately fuck you over and change her goal to Mile from Derby if she doesn't like you, making her retired like in the movie.

>>720011172
ctrl +s retard

>>720011275
>>720011326
zoomers think discord invented markdown

>>720007789
I like her, she cute
Never watched the anime though

>>720011321
>your next run will be cursed with (SLACKER), (MIGRAINE), (NIGHT OWL), (SLOW METABOLISM), and (PRACTICE POOR) the week before Summer Camp!
My Golshi TANKED that btw

>>720011172
>Discord user is a tachyonfag
The usual suspects, don't let me catch doing that shit again anon

>>720011321
inb4 everyone says nice nature

>>720011430
delet this

>>720011172
tachyon sisters....Pokke chads would NEVER

>>720011384
My luck is an enigma, I just never pulled her. i'll be unlocking her outfit in 2026

What unique skills are going to be good in Cancer Cup? Is it just Maruzensky and Taiki again?

>>720011430
KEK

>>720011321
Awfully specific, but okay

>>720011427
Keep it that way. If you are binge watching all of the Uma animes, either skip it or watch it last. This is for your own good.

>>720011403
don't spoonfeed the tourists

>>720011172
this is why digitanGODS are always better than tachyon fags

>>720011473
I want to explorer Pokke's jungle, if you catch my drift
>captcha nygr

>>720011384
Just like some people don't have Rudolf fucking R of all things

Which uma has the tightest hug

>>720011172
>this is what tachyonfags have to deal with
As if it wasn't hard enough for them with all the mommy/yandere retards mischaracterizing the fuck out of her

>discord niggers calling out their fellow discord nigger
go back to /vg/

>>720011295
Potential 3 is mandatory to have one heal to fall back on, other than that you just speed/staminamax as well as you can

>>720010584
it's a shame this game is a gacha, the base game itself is fun but once you figure it out and have better support cards even your worst runs clear career easily then the game just becomes a p2w clicking RNG simulator.

This is my first (and last) gacha and I can't believe people play this shit, it's like every cancerous video game trend in the last 20 years wrapped up into one genre.

>>720011172
PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT!

>>720011224
when you're blocked you're blocked

Reminder to praise the INVINCIBLE TEIO

>>720010812
There's something about Dia-chan
Also her mom was an argentinian mare so I have no choice but to support her

>>720011565
>>720011565
The one you least expected

Why do racehorses have to be thoroughbreds? What’s with the autism behind all of that?

>>720011481
>>720011481
>>720011481
>>720011481
hello? anybody?

>>720011452
>>720011470
>>720011503
>>720011543
Anon’s got a type, and it’s that attainable girl with the low self esteem who becomes your #1 by the end of the run
Natures a great girl, makes me teary eyed thinking about it…Neicha chan we love you!

>>720011569
Well technically, she IS a mother father, just not the mommyfag kind of

>>720011678
Any of the recoveries, Maru's might be good if you don't have enough power.

>>720011598
nah

>>720011678
Seiun's, its literally "when you're winning, win more"

>>720011283
I saw someone mention this and its great advice, appreciate it. The gold flash happens so quick it’s easy to miss

What is she thinking?

>>720011354
I know that's a lie because there's an alarm on her chastity cage

>>720011175
ggs anon that golshi is fucking insane

Post some good raycan music
https://youtu.be/y88M1eaM538

>>720011481
>>720011678
Read the thread you retard.

>>720011832
She's got a forehead on her like a coffee table

>>720011852
Ggs, yeah she's fucking cracked but your umas are very strong. You'll definetely go very far this CM. Your taishin smoked mine

Which uma would actually let you ride them (non sexsually)

>>720011861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO_Hg-CXfCg

>>720011172
Nothing wrong here.

>>720011678
Those skills are useless due to the positioning of the final corner. Just check on umalator for each running style

>>720011837
I trained her to have 1200 power, she's strong enough to rip it apart in less than a second before it can trigger the alarm.

Choose one, the other vanishes forever

>>720011972
Golshi, obviously. Though you might end up with a broken rib or two.

>>720011580
I played Hoyoverse's games before but this one feels like the first real gacha. It's way more hardcore.

>>720012019
I choose the one with tits.

>>720011172
This post was made by a falseflagging pocketfag

How will people react when in cindy gray, Oguri Cap becomes washed up?

>>720011972
Technically, all of them are strong enough to do it. Under the guise of training any of them

>>720012019
The two-time JRA hall of famer of course.
Daiwa's owner can tell cygames to make her tits as big as he wants, but he can't rewrite history

>>720012019
Sorry Bodka…I like Daiwa’s scarlets more

>>720012019
/v/odka is the queen of /v/

>>720012073
FRAUDYON COPE

I think I'm the only Tachyonfag that does not have Tachyon

>>720011861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZn21EU2b9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vKdfhMLPUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2EKjx7xppU
https://files.catbox.moe/6oud2y.mp3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYY4JuLPlXU

>>720012019
I prefer 7 G1 winner, DERBY MARE Vodka over 2nd place farmer >BWIT Scarlet

I wonder who's gonna win?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia8ZNo1ys2E

>>720012019
Both are good, but Scarlet is number one for me

>>720012153
>the queen of /v/
…but enough about Mejiro MaQueen.

>>720012019
Jobka simply cant compete against miss perfect

>>720012186
How? She is a 1 star.

>>720012186
>He didn't reroll until he got Tachyon

>>720012019
Next Protag post-Cingray if they don't anime Star Blossom first.

>>720012186
that’s because you spend too much time shitposting to get any carats

>>720012224
*sorry I meant mayano top gun

>>720012205
Wait, wtf happened?

>>720011575
As End Closer or Pace Chaser?

>>720012281
Top Cunn bros get one lucky win and act like they own the place baka!

>>720012186
Unless you have absolutely SHIT luck, fucking how? She is also one of the easier uma to unlock and beat the Career mode without any effort.

>>720011674
Racehorces only have to be thouroughbreds in Thouroughbred racing (the one thats gets most of the media attention and prize money)

There's also Standardbred racing where they pull the weird little one person carts, and quarter horse racing which is really short sprints.

>>720012256
>fuck's Ogiri's mom
>leaves her for younger pussy
damn.....

>>720012342
This but Taurus Platinum title holders
3rd place

>>720012342
Where is YOUR win in the /v/ post CM championship faggot? She won queen of this board.

>>720012243
My luck is shit, she's the only 1* I don't have

>>720012445
I didnt make the last one, but we should do another one after this CM. You win for now…

>>720012501
It will happen, mayano will defend her title

>>720012164
>screaming post
Yep, pokkefag.

She'll have to defend her title next post-CM race

>>720012467
How many times did you roll trainees? Cant be more than 50 or so. Roll until you get her dummy

>>720012303
Labor dispute with the jockey union from what I'm gathering

>>720012539
You copy? I copy.

>>720011224
WHY did he do it?

>>720012547
I AM COMING FOR YOU TOP GUN

>>720012609
Thought it'd be funny

>>720012205
>>720012303
>>720012592
Yeah the jockeys are on strike so they go from $75 to $100 if they lose a race or don't place (3 2 1)

>>720012320
End closer if you can secure a straightaway spurt spark from someone, Pace Chaser if you can't, though you'll want Oguri's/Rudolf's/Seiun's unique skill to press the advantage.

>>720011421
but that's not the markdown syntax for spoilers
there is no such thing as spoilers in the markdown spec

>career with bride mtg
>go into training
>her hairstyle goes back to normal
I can't be the only one bothered by this

before playing this game i thought ponies were just baby horses but they're actually a different breed...

>>720012658
Goddamn jockeys don't get paid if the horse doesn't get first? And only 75 bucks?

IT'S TIME

>>720011861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDqfI1Yz4VI

>>720012303
>Horse is named Hard Gold

>>720012281
>>720012342
>>720012445
>>720012547
>tfw no cute imouto who foregoes her training because lmao, but goes out of her way to show/prove how much she loves you and how much of a grown up she is

>>720004918 (OP)
i actually wanna know, I don't care for these horse girls

>>720011832
what ISN'T she thinking about
holy shit

>>720012803
Based, total redditship death

Do you copy?

My golshi?
TANKED THAT btw

>>720012883
eh oguri sex?

>>720012774
carrots are a nice gamer snack imo they're crunchy so they hit the same psychological need as unhealthy stuff like potato chips

>>720012803
there it is, the image that will forever haunt goldfags

>>720012708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SAZ6JDSoHU local news with the deets. And I wrong, 1st 2nd 3rd and 4th place get paid more. but $75 for the jockeys otherwise.

>>720012746
Nani? Uma Dorifto!!!!

>>720012803
someone post that one image of all the golshis stuck in traffic with Fuku biking up front

>>720010151
the crowd did not seem to be too into that.

Oh...great. We have death battle folks in here.

>>720012889
ICE COFFEE

>>720012960
Total redditship blockage

If neither of my aces is able to win me the Gemini Cup finals, I will bring my debuffer to the post-CM /v/ race instead so that I can at least fuck over all the Gold Shits

>>720012895
mambo

>class 6 cutoff is aproaching the 500k mark
Fuck man things are heating up and i can't update my team because im too busy making CM horses...

>>720012937
how much do the horses get paid

Uhhhhh Is this not the gamer fuel thread

>>720013053
>hit 520K today after destroying a WITfag
I am not moving.

>>720012937
Do they not have salaries? like an owner hires one to ride his horses exclusively because he's reliable?

Please tell me there is a penalty to repeated training of the same horse. I've been training Goldship for 4 days now and I swear she performs increasingly worse with each run, just now I even had a run with 8 fucking Mood down.

>>720010550
I need this Shiraoki-sama!

>>720013053
>492k
I'm fucked

>>720013054
2 buckets of grass and a handshake

>>720012803
One of the 5 drawfags please draw top gun wearing a crown stepping on goldships neck

>>720012410
Joe's got it goin breh

>>720012550
I'm saving for January tho D:

>>720012961
fake fans

>>720013108
That's around my best result too, but if we keep getting a CM every 2 weeks theres no time to update out teams and the problem continues to get worse.

>>720006031
Sorry Sky but you're just before a much superior horse.

>>720013084
What makes you think that?

>>720011321
HEE HEE

>>720013054
Hay, grain, and imaginary dragons not eating them.
>only horse people get that last one.

>>720013203
You'll get her anon keep saving and be smart

>>720012803
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

>>720013243
>Mayoneighs
wait a minute...

is this horse game also pedo gacha or just normal gacha?

>>720005476
Keep spamming your gacha threads and I’ll keep reporting them, try me

>>720011321
WEEEEEY

>>720013212
Ive been optimizing just in runs where im burnt out from CM training. After CM im not gonna immediately get into mile grinding but do a few runs to boost some low hanging fruit. After many team trials I can see who the weak link is. The good thing about grinding for CMs is you wind up with pretty good team trial candidates. Mediums were boosted, this time your long teams looking better, next your mile team will be souped up. Give it time

>>720013386
>480 post
do what you wish, for we have already won

>>720013364
Its like the one non-coomer gacha

>>720013364
both

>>720013364
It is an incredibly Jewish gacha

>announcing a report
Ohnononono

>>720013386
announcing a report is also against the rules but I doubt they care about that

>>720013443
all gacha is jewish anon

Okay, maybe ill draw top gun, any ideas?

>>720013463
Wait a minute, where are her ears?

>>720013140
This is me, but only when I'm trying to train M*tik*nef*kuk*t*ru

>>720012803
SNAP BACK TO REALITY

>>720013364
This gacha game is the least coomerfied of any on the market. Reason being they’re all based on real horses and the owners of those horses are uncomfortable with them being lewded. Take a look at something like Nikke and it’s night and day

>>720013272
I guess it's the smart thing but I'll be the only retard unlocking her outfit in 2026

Why the fuck do posts keep disappearing

>vegetables are gacha now
really hoping i pull some mushrooms

>>720012937
>put life on the line and hope you don't get rolled over or clocked in the head and fucking die for a cool hundo

my GOAT Opera would never breakdown like Oguri fat did after falling off

>>720013524
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>720013538
You'd be surprised to see what bored rural guys are willing to do. Including in mejico.

>>720013474
By that logic, so are all early access games, all DLC, and all microtransactions in general. Wipe those off the market and all you have left are games from before the 2010s. Wouldnt be so bad honestly

>>720011861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsZMIVmjYJ8

>>720013364
it has multiple lolis in wedding dresses
>normal
it has very detailed jiggle physics up in your face all the time, writing where every single girl is into (You) and constant yet subtle lewdness
it's not low tier gookshit for the lowest common denominator, it's made by people with taste

>>720013524
Is this the power of the clock?

>>720013536
>Not rolling for the most bussin character
Shaking my head senpai

>>720010859
Hey at least you got archive points for that horse.

>>720013583
>No triple crown
>Raced bottom tier competition like Nashita Bottom Road and Adshite Beta
>Didn't even place in the 2001 arima kinen against a half dead malnourished schizo
>Jobbed to a Jungle Pocket who didn't even register Opera as a threat
>Raped by digitan
>Literal fraud outside of a single year
We get it T.R oonpera job, you are insecure.

>>720013604
Horse jockey > dancing in long pointy shoe

>>720013646
Damn, this is what we've been doing to Happy Meek?

>>720011321
1. Hishiama
2. Neicha
3. Maruzen

>>720013634
FASTER

I'll be sad when mayano gets dethroned as queen of /v/

>>720013583
>FTM Opera fag shittalking the horse that allowed her entire "legacy" to even exist
Absolute Zebra behavior

>>720011403
thanks for the spoonfeed anon

>>720012803
>>720013524
>

>>720013053
The higher my team rank gets the lower my score. I used to get a lot more points (easy 500k) witmaxxing, now that I don't witmax I've seen 45k races.

>>720013759
But getting paid for it!

>>720013970
KASHIKOMI

>>720013634
the last thing the janny ever saw

Last for our HERO

>Tamamo in Cinderella Gray fills the other racers with fear
>In-game she's a tiny tsukkomi

Teio ...

>>720014427
What a fucking slut

>>720014427
T-the face of Umamusume's p-p-pantsu...

>>720014427
puffy....

>>720014518
>the face of Umamusume

Finally....a thread without someone telling me to eat my vegetables

You should be honest and apologize.

>>720014658
Do whatever you want

Last for top gun, the queen of /uma/

>>720014731
Why is this even a mood down? Ill take it because Lone Wolf is broken, but still

>>720014731
I'm sure you only had Fuji Kiseki's best intentions in mind

Matikanefukukitaru is the cutest uma. Sorry, I don't make the rules

>>720014852
Cunning.

>>720014852
Ogurishitters status?

You have a good set of pipes!

>>720014252
VILLAIN

As immature as always, huh?

I'll take partner running...
I guess

>entire thread and not a single vegetable eaten
TOSHO SAMA WE KNEEL!

SEKAI SAIJAKU WA? SOU, AVERAGE UMAMUSUME A...

>>720015626
>UMAMUSUME A

Are ya winnin'?

You can sleep easy, club bros. I'll keep grinding careers during the night.

>>720015848
Heh, thats fine bud. You take a break. Im just wrapping up a career or three…

>>720015957
Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?

Thanks for taking the night watch bros, I'll set my alarm so I can relieve you bright and early in the morning

>>720015848
>>720015957
>day is almost done
>havent done a career
..hehe thats right club bros. yeah

>>720016067
Dumb donkey

>>720016057
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

>>720016135
I dont understand a word you just said, but I agree

>>720016135
DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A WITCH?