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>this lost URA
How the FUCK
Have you gotten your MLB Kitasan?
You've only got a couple days left!
>>532820420>fell for the stam memeAll you need is speed.
Sex with Suzuka in front of Spe-chan!
>>532820420witlet, didn't activate jack shit
>>532820420negative power + wits
>>532820420>why canโt my retarded horse win
>>532820420ur power bwo, you probably were getting BOXXED
So when is Twin Turbos release?
I know she is a 1* unit and not from a banner as far as I know, so when *DO* we actually get her?
>>532820420Stamina is only something you need until you pass the check, and then itโs useless after that.
>>532820449Rolling for Doto, I'll just borrow a Kita.
How many anons are rolling for Curren Chan?
>>532820420You need 400 wit minimum for skills
>>532820420><300 witUmamusume is wit game
>>532820420Bwo... your WIT and PWR...
>>532820465yeah it's still there
im out of recharges, how can I race more
>>532820601I'm skipping but I hope she spooks me later on, she seems like a cutie.
>>532820465flaccid from finishing to gentildonna
reminder that Special Week is a huge FRAUD, he:
>lost the satsuki sho and kikuka sho to Seiun Sky
>only won the derby due to El Condor Pasa being unable to participate thanks to being a "foreign horse", despite only running in japan
>lost the arima kinen to Grass Wonder
>only won the japan cup due to Montjeu having jet lag
>in his retirement race, he jobbed against Grass Wonder in the arime kinen AGAIN
>never won against El Condor Pasa and Grass wonder
he was nothing but a chud who hated chestnut horses after being traumatized by Grass Wonder, hated mares and refused to mate with them, and his major victories were exaggerated to make him an icon after his jockey proclaimed "I'm proud to be japanese" after winning to Montjeu despite hin being hit with murmur, all seeing eyes and dominator
>>532820494Oh my fucking god enough with the Wit shit
300 is 70%
Thats it
That is all you need
Wit is one of TWO stats in the game with diminishing returns. You dont gain anything from more than 300, even 400 wit.
Stop pushing dumb fucking narratives from a completely different version of the game
>>532820420more stamina doesn't make you faster
>>532820420URA wins become a lot more inconsistent when you're power is below 500.
I hired this Maruzensky to scare off Curren Chan for you
My uma caught me sniffing her socks and panties
>>532820420Powerlet, witlet and you went against some of the stronger umas. wit just means the rng is stacked against you more but that lack of power is lethal in the final races depending on skill setup.
Is a Late Sprinter even remotely viable or am I supposed to just inherit Pace onto King?
This meme ass running style feels like a coin toss on the best of cases but on sprints it feels like playing roulette.
>>532820474>fell for the speed meme>fell for the pow meme>fell for the stam meme>fell for the wit meme x100everyone real quiet about the guts meme, I wonder why?
>>532820729she dances like a granny
>>532820601have to save for taishin
>>532820601Me
I want her of course, but I also wanna see if I can get closer to unlocking some outfits for my low rarity girls too
>>532820729I love Maruzen's outfit so much
Wish we could use those casual outfits
>>532820667>jet lagnot even the shittiest athlete in the world uses this as an excuse, get fucked Montyjew
>>532820578I like her design but her teeth are GROSS
>>532820601I shall do one 10 roll and nothing else
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>>532820601I'm sparking her and hoping I get spooked by a bunch of other 3* honses I haven't gotten yet.
I caught my uma sniffing my socks and briefs
>>532820601i'll do the daily 50 and thats it
>>532820667So many Spe-chan haters....
>>532815197Season 1 is easily the weakest in the franchise because it's pretty much just "waow Suzuka-chan so cool" alongside a perpetual dosage of cute girls near-exclusively doing cute things. There's almost no real stakes to any of the racing, because the focus is all in on the friendship between Spe and Suzuka. And I understand Japan loves Silence to the point they just outright changed the story; so his anime girl counterpart DIDN'T get euthanized right there on the course without hesitation (the leg fracture was that bad), but it leaned way too far into orbiting around Suzuka as a character to the detriment of no other Uma besides Special Week even really being developed across all 13 episodes. Everybody else was window decoration.
To be honest though, being able to say "S1 is the weakest" is both a good and rare thing for a franchise, because it's been nothing but mostly ups ever since. Season 3 is still better than S1, people are just disappointed about it because it's not as good as S2. Road to the Top and Beginning of a New Era were both great, and Cinderella Gray's adaptation so far has been top notch. Then you have the simple fact that each season is so disconnected from one another that you can comfortably skip S1 and it'll have borderline zero impact on your experience with every other series outside of a handful of visual call-backs to the S1 cast.
>>532820420McQueen is best at running front.
>>532818015How in the goddamn
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I've had enough of losing in /uma/ rooms. I'm going to go build a Raisu to assassinate all of you.
>>532820825El Condor Pasa could have won the prix and end japan's obsession if it wasn't for jet lag...
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SPEED! I know no one wants 9 star speed.
more umas eating fried chicken
>>532820840You shut your whore mouth. Shark teeth are a miracle.
How longer until Twin Turbo? I want her NOW
>>532820840>anon hates shark teethworst taste in the thread and we have tachyon fags ITT
>>532820671400 is the minimum witless, 300 is TRASH AND FOR SPEEDTARDS LIKE YOUUUUUUUUU
>>532820772Works for my Haru, sooo...
>>532820667filthy chestnut umigger hands typed this post
>>532820821You can on JP but it really is just for the home screen.
>>532821021i thought you can get them on global at bond 11..?
>>532820667>hated maresexcept for the sexiest mare in Tracen
>>532820601I will toss in a few 10 rolls. If we're destined to meet, so be it.
>>532820557Close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
>>532820920I foresee a Rice spook in my immediate future
>log in
>post oguri eating
>request dirt shoes
>log off
yep, that's my daily contribution to (You)r circle
What the fuck is her problem?
Still find it absolutely insane that they designed and rigged up 100+ models for umas that they don't do anything with except appear in their support card events for YEARS
I guess the bulk of the work is in writing their career and designing their race outfit but fucking hell. It's so weird to have girls like Marvelous ingame fully modeled and she isn't actually playable for years.
why is she so fucking op?
>>532821339dirt requesters get the rope i will NEVER donate to you
/uma/ room meta is to run Frontrunner so you don't get boxed to death by 15 Pace Chasers
>Don't build Wit
>Surprise you lose at wit game
Witless
>anon I leech off of requests dirt shoes
yes my king
>>532821548I permaclick end (I get last)
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is the mexican anon who showed us his hors still here?
what's his pedigree?
What's the most favored spark right now? Stamina because nobody wants to train it?
>>532821548The real meta is end/late closers so you avoid the debuff hell zone and get a comfortable 4th place finish
I need more historical uma pics
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>>532821689you SHOULD be trading dirt shoes. there are no dirt horses
>>532821726250m mexican race horses don't have a pedigree pendejo
So what happens if I become female does the story bits change?
>>532821732stamina and power are the most desired for years and years, only recently speed became the most used in JP
>>532821732power because power cards are a meme, stamina at least has creek mayano and mancafe
>>532821802just roll an el condor pasa. all the dirts are mile and medium
I tried to give her more stamina and pick speed related skills, can i have comments and feedback anon
>>532821851Some have changes like Dober iirc but for most it doesn't matter
>>532821893frontrunners should max out speed/pow and pray everyone gets boxed behind time because a similar pace/late/end will win everytime there isn't a traffic jam
>>532821873vodka is goated tho
>>532821893gold stamina skills are REALLY important, either run creek to get maestro or get bofa from director event
>>532821885Yeah man Iโll be sure to do that as soon as sheโs on rate up
>>532822059she's a 2* bro just get spooked
>>532821923Neat. What part of Dober's story is different?
>>532822036You a Helios, fan?
>>532820295 (OP)Shall cum on her glasses and make her parade them around town.
>>532822106dober fucking hates men so the way she treats you entirely changes depending on your gender
>short
>no tits
>glass bones
Teio's body is unfit to birth top tier umas
Anons if youโre doing a room match nobody can join when thereโs less than 15 min before start right? Is that the only strange quirk? And is there any way to limit how many Umas can enter per toreina?
Captcha: 8HAGS
for longs do I go full stamina cards and sparks, or stamina cards and power sparks
>>532822206She's a growing girl still
>>532820671it also impacts positioning so that combined with them generally relying more on skill activations makes it a lot better on runners towards the back
GUYS HELP ME SHE'S IS AT MY DOOR AND IT'S 11:59 P.M. OH GOD SHE'S ABOUT TO SEND ME TO THE MARVELOUS DI
>>532822286full powa sparks, kitasan + 1 and as many staminanigs you can fit
>>5328222864 speed 2 stam and power sparks is usually the combo right now
you may need to adjust based on your horses' growth rates
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>532822206made to be pampered and cared for
>>532822018serious question, how do you max speed and power without having dogshit stamina and wit
>>532822187I wonder why, anyways i dont have for so I guess i gotta look her up on youtube
>>532822206Her body is a perfect fit for my dick
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Thanks Cygenerous
>>532786929>the tone is pretty different between the game and anime, anime tends to be much more serious and melodramaticI like the game's lighthearted tone way more than the anime
>>532820667>Montjeuis it what the real horse they based that rose of versailles ass girl in the anime from?
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its over...
>>532822696>cut out roll count
Does the game allow multiple devices?
I don't want to lie to her anymore, dachis.
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what the hell is this
Honey honey honey~
You there! Post honey!
>>532822187hot
is she a turbo bitch when you pick the guy?
>>532820667>special week got mogged by this bloodline
>>532822842whats the lie?
>>532822940I'm suddenly craving lo mein
>>532822206Exactly. An uma like Dia is a more suitable parter because sheโs normal sized, has large breasts, and has a body designed for birthing many championship caliber umas.
>>532822940they did my wife dirty in season 1, and maybe also season 2 idk haven't watched yet
What does Ei Ei Mun mean?
>>532822794NOOOO TRAINER DON'T GET INTO A LOCKED ROOM WITH AN UMA
>>532822965Skibidi Rizz in game when?
>>532822456big versus large... is tazuna's wider but wonder's more round and prominent?
>>532822940Food in tummy, food in tummy, pregnant mommy
>>532822813yes, to the point that a device that accesses an account will forever have access to that account until you delete the game data off of it either by uninstalling, clearing data, or loading in another account
>>53282067170% is trash odds. If your skills don't have 85% activation rate at the very LEAST, you're crippling yourself by relying on them.
>>532823095Never.
The Japanese do not like American pigs.
>>532822696>even in the gacha spe-chan follows suzuka
When do we get the next Make Debut SSR ticket?
>>532822842dont worry she knows
How do I get more Tachyon stars? I just want her stupid coat.
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>>532822786yes, they didn't have the rights back then
she's the main rival of the L'arc scenario, alongside Venus Parques and Rigantona, the later being based in King Halo's IRL dad Dancing Brave
>>532823101ermmmmmm what the heck??
>>532823272>McQueen with 3* Stamina and 3* URAshare the trainer code...
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she kinda cute ngl
>>532823073ei! ei! mun!
>>532823101>family guy funny moments while playingi kneel zoomerGOD
>every time im on the verge of not wanting to log in due to shit runs/nothing but dups, i either win a run or get a good pullCygames please stop jerking my cock around like this
>>532823101Which ep
Did they just not give a time for when Curren-chan comes out?
>>532823194I really want Christmas Tree Rudolf
>>532822804I miss Just Because Sundays...
>>532820667and don't forget he died like a bitch when the anime was airing
Super Creek friendship takes forever to level up what's with this bitch?
>give an uma 2 week off
>sleep deprived
>night owl
>check what she was doing on her social media
>pic
what is the correct trainer response
>Dachode is female
S-Should I leave?
>>532822206Why do people like drawing her looking helpless or in pain? That's not nice.
>>532823225bakushin should't act sexy
>>532823296>>532823225>>532822842AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
who is the secretariat of uma?
>>532823483the part of her and Suzuka running on the clouds is pretty funny in retrospective
>>532820667Whereโs he wrong though? Special Week is a very unimpressive horse and not even top 5 of his generation. His daughter is more impressive and she wasnโt even that good.
>>532823468it was comfy/10
>>532820601no i'm saving for best girl
why do people hype up curren chan? her skills look underwhelming
>>532823373https://youtu.be/EyVHiLFjADQ
>ywn kiss bakushin's big forehead after a #1 finish
why even live
>>532823817we aren't metaslaves
>>532823590why are her breasts so big
What's up with the Urara card?
>Special Week is an unimpressive horse
Absolutely retarded take.
Now... STOP BULLYING SPECIAL WEEK
>>532823486the golden ass generation
>>532823591As far as Japanese Race horses go itโs probably Deep Impact or Almond Eye. Equinox is very impressive too.
>>532823854just kiss your screen, dumbass.
>>532823817her, Bakushin and Hishi Akebono are the only good sprinters for like 2 years
>>532823817she's got a cute/sexy vibe that makes my penis twitch
>>532823817she calls you oniichan
>>532823225>>532823296>>532823590something about dominant bakushin is doing it for me
anyone prepping for Taurus cup? give a friend some tips
god bourbon has a massive ahoge
that counts as an ahoge, right?
>>532823147Good question. .. in my headcanon Grass Wonder has a shapely and more perky rear since she's an active trainee. But Tazuna has the larger butt that's a little flabby these days since she's older and no younger competes..
Basically Grass has shape but Tazuna has size
>>532823486sniff sniff
>>532823891Idk how to read this...I can't read Japanese.....
what exactly is wrong with tachyon physically?
>>532823946wait, Curren-chan gives you the Rice Shower treatment?
except it's onii/onee-chan and not -sama?
>>532823817Not a lot of sprinters in the game.
>>532823486where is OUR HERO King Halo?
>>532823998her legs are made of sawdust.
>>532823854>ywn finish on bakushin's big forehead after a #1 kiss
>>532823998dunno but the real tachyon got bowed tendons
>>532823998Leg not in one piece
>>532824097ah, no wonder being a runner is tricky for her
>>532823891This doesnโt help your case
>>532823162That's neat. Now I need to decide which other gachashit I should uninstall.
>>532824170Forehead constructed for kissies.
>>532824132just cum on your screen, dumbass.
>>532824093she becomes really good for mile later on
>>532824167>1st place in multiple major races>2nd or 3rd in other major races>didn't place in the top 3 only ONCE in his entire careerAre you retarded?
that's a very good record
>Golshi and Tachyon are the umas that cause the most buzz in social media
>both kidnap (you) on their first character story
I'm nooticing...
>>532823998the irl horse had issue with it's legs that forced it to retire
So what's the next mandatory meta card to whale for after Kitasan Black that has 4 years of staying power? Or are the cards in between just meta momentarily and fall off afterwards?
>>532823869When will we get common alt skins? That tank top shirt skin really fires up my neurons
>>532824096Getting it on with Fukunaga trainer.
>>532824334men only want one thing and its disgusting
>>532824290If you ainโt first youโre last
>trying to pull off the rice shower look
What is his end goal here?
>>532823817She makes my dick hard and that's what matters to me
>>532823095How about I stab you in the fucking throat instead? Bitch.
>>532824284oh? tell more, why is that?
I don't get it do i pick the top strong team or thebottom weak team in team trials
>>532823817im rolling on her so i can stop using the first rate jobber as a sprinter because doing her career as a sprinter fucking sucks balls
>>532824381neighger* (exactly what im talking about)
Curren chan is very ugly. I wonโt be rolling.
>>532824382Fine Motion dies after Mejiro Ramonu comes out in like a year and a half, and Super Creek gets replaced in 2 years and a half
>>532824474>promoting your own 0 viewer streamwhat is your endgoal?
>>532824419the summer generic outfit?
>>532824381you are like a child, watch this
>>532824382The next good short term speed card is Tachyon 1.5 years from now, and long term is speed El 2.5 years from now. Then a good speed card comes every 6 months.
>ate too much mazemen and now I feel sick
uma for this feel?
>>532823932man its not even close, those horses back then were something else. *sips*
>>532824513gets an alt with an accel unique
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106102-king-halo
>>532823975:(
>>532823985im inclined to agree with your ass-essment. tazuna probably has some cellulite but definitely jiggles more and is more physically imposing
>>532824563So basically the Speed El Condor cute is the only actual other card to whale for in the cards to come and everything else is just a "one and done" kinda thing?
>wit build for bourbon
>job triple crown and tenno sho completely
>scale up
>win ura finale
kind unsatisfing but i guess it worked?
>>532824726>>532824726Look up American Pharaoh
anyone have 6* dirt 9* (or 8*) spark? website doesnt have shit
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is this viable for sprints or is the speed too low?
>>532824471unconditional attention from literally any (decent looking) female?
I'm having trouble making a good Long runner.
I try to do 4 spd 2 stam and usually end up with ~800/700/500. I've tried Mejiro, Oguri, and Tokai (Anime).
My Oguri runs always end up making a great Medium racer, but not enough stamina to make her shine in Long.
The other two should be able to get better stats but I haven't been able to muster a great run with them yet.
I saw that an MLB Super Creek is really good for Long builds and I haven't been trying that in my friend card slot, is that all I'm missing, or is there more to making a great Long runner?
>>532824907I remember I was watching American Pharoah win Belmont at the time. People cried because it was 30+ years since someone actually took the US triple crown seriously.
>the events are fully voiced
So good, it's like having more of the anime.
I fucking hate the late surger box RNG so goddamn much but my umawife is built for late. I hate it.
>>532825157Damn, Mcqueen is king sized
Uma with the most delicious feet
>>532824907now theres a winner, shame they can't add any of them into uma without hurting their nipon pride
>>532825193late surger is end closer's little brother
>>532825193I kinda like bringing the Teio card with all its movement skills for late and end. Probably suboptimal but meh, works for me.
>>532825193If I(!) can make it work for Luna and Ulala, then so can you, anon.
>>532825089Seriously, i dont need a model or anything, a simple 5 or even 4/10 (that doesnt outweight me) who's encouraging and supportive and i'd literally never complain unless she was like an uber slob or something
>>532825157I like McQueen x Goldshi better, but McQueen x Teio is also nice...
>>532824531top for more score bonus
>>532825363I thought movement was literally useless at this point in the game (as in, it doesn't actually do anything)
At least that's what I read on two different docs
>>532825310not even top 10 honestly and that's my daughter you're posting
>>532824732Aww, dont get me wrong the outfit is cute, but wanted to run the original in something
Got my first A rank, bros. Shit sparks though.
>>532823168Yeah in a game where you have 20+ skills like JP, not fucking global
What's the penalty for running in a style your uma doesn't have an A rank in?
>>532825421Mcqueen goldshi is for silly hijinks, Teio Mcqueen is for cute, emotional moments
>>532823095I'm kind of tempted to commission an artist to come up with a theoretical uma design for skibidi rizz
>>532825585worse positioning and higher chance to get rushed
>>532825171>>532825346>American Pharaoh skill ult>Sand dunes, pyramids, pan camera up to blinding sun>Large bird casts shadow in front of sun>It dives towards camera>It's a fuckin' bald eagle
>>532825403The issue isn't that you can't make it work, it's that it's that using anything that isn't a Front is a fucking RNG fest.
>>532825585higher chances of getting raped by your uma
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5 NIGGAS ON GUTS
Do alts have the same career as their regular versions?
>>532824784pretty much, speed Tachyon as the other anon mentioned is also really good since she gives skill point bonus and has a lot of good pace skills, but shortly after El is released and she gives
>1 power and skill points bonus >1 point and skill point bonus to all facilities she lands on, stacking with the bonus above and working as a "wondering support" as anons call them now>25 inicial power, so you train power even less>amazing generic, pace and even late skills>an acceleration golden skill that's very strong but only works in certain mid racecourses, and you can always take professor instead since she also has it
>>532825865The same foundational campaign and mandatory races, but the costume events change.
>>532825769It's already 100% after she gives you the chocolates.
>>532825789Isn't the threshold for Guts to start falling off for Sprints like 200 anyways?
>>532825789>guts lvl5what the flip?
>>532825789Actually insanely worth
>>532825539you get the option to change between outfits later, so you can use the original, cheerleader or the weeding alt in all her forms
>>532826029Bro, during summer, all trainings are level 5
Is this the first time you've noticed?
>>532826029nigga do you not understand summer training
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>night owl
2 infirmary to fix
>slow metabolism
ignore speed until it goes away on its own
>slow metabolism
3 infirmaries to fix
this umigger had better give me 9 star
umas shouldve been horse-sized
>>532826029everything's level 5 during summer you dip
>>532825193for the love of god get a positioning or field of view skill, makes a world of difference in consistency
>>532825157I'd borrow MLB kitasan and run 3 spd + 3 stam cards
super creek isn't mandatory, it's mostly for swinging maestro, but you can get other gold recovery skills instead. For example oguri cap starts with Gourmand at potential lvl 3
>>532825403>>532825715>>532825193The second time i ran Haru with a much stronger card setup and gigantic stat lead, four times in a row i attempted Late in graded races i got caught in traffic
I gave up and just kept her front and she very VERY comfortably won the whole fucking championship...
The FIRST time i ran Haru i was able to stay in Late Surger by the middle of Classic Year and things shook out fine and i cleared the championship with a much weaker setup but this time it was just incredibly cursed...
>>532825789I mean you still get 20 spd from it...
>>532826123bro your tazuna?
If the war on porn succeeds will we all be cast into a situation where gooner slop gacha games rise?
Will naked women online be a thing of the past?
How cooked are the Bongs?
when is curren chan I want to roll for something already
what are the chances of getting slow metabolism?
>>532825978the emperor would never abuse her power like this
she's a benevolent ruler
>>532821868how do people come up with this shit
>>53282631950/50
either you do or you don't
>>532825618McQueen x Goldshi is for Goldshi getting BDSM'd
You are right about McQueen x Teio for being cute stuff.
>>532826287what are you talking about, gooner slop will be punishable by death
having sex with king halo's mom while she watches
>>5328263190% if you had just prayed
>>532823869When will we get common alt skins? That tank top shirt skin really fires up my neurons
>>532821868>beating your face bloodyEither trainer-san's girlfriend is another uma or that guy is built like tissue paper
>>532826287I thought Korean goonerslop was especially embarassing because porn has been banned over there for a while
>>532826181Using even G-Ranked Front is unironically a really viable strat in Career if you're borrowing good legacies or have a passable deck. You'll be completely destroying everyone in stats so outside of freak incidents (like someone running far faster than their speed and skills should allow) you'll just win every time.
>>532826287the porn ban only works for this game since the focus is put in the designs, lore, gameplay and accessibility
if you remove the fanservice in a gook or chink gacha, then what is left?
>>532826143Luckily I got MLB Kita in my 240 rolls, and yea my Oguri is my only Potential 3 and I was hoping for more out of her. I think I mess up Oguri because her URA finals are all Medium in career, and the mix of other distances in the rest of the races makes me invest in Spd more than Stam which makes my ending statling lopsided toward Spd/Pwr instead of Spd/Sta.
I guess I should still follow someone for a good MLB Stam card still since I don't have a good one of my own? I'll definitely try 3 spd 3 sta on my next Long run though.
>>532826287We don't do that here kyodai
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>>532826124man... imagine Goldship deciding to rape that poor interviewer lady...
who could stop her?
I've seen some screenshots of umas with insane stats all around
Does the concept of spark farming runs disappear somewhere along the way because every stat is 1100+? Or do people focus on minmaxing the rng for specific tracks/distances/styles?
>>532825897Damn gotcha I guess save up for Tach and then El Super Speed then
>>532826329is the diamond in her hair natural or dyed? is probably what i'd try to stutter and ask her while i frantically jerk it and cum within 12 seconds on her feet
>250 rolls trying to get my last Kitasan copy
>got some garbage guts SSR
I honestly want to reroll even if this account is good, I'll never be able to get those 50 rolls back
>>532826287They arenโt waging war on porn, itโs just a power grab. Notice how they arenโt shutting down filming porn
>>532826347The Emperor, and other umas in power (Fuji Kiseki and her dorm leadership), ALL abuse their powers.
The Emperor would rape her trainer, and Fuji molests the younger umas in her dorm.
I bet Air Groove does stuff like that too.
>>532826562I'm actually quite confused after using frontrunning this strongly as a crutch for the first time because my skills still reliably fired even though im supposed to have a 90% wit debuff with G-rated race strategy aptitude
>>532826287>will naked women online be a thing of the pastask grok
>>532826698>Told not to roll unless he can make it until next pity>"y-yeah I spent 7.5k carrot gummies trying to get an extra kitasan black and now I want to reroll"Do it or fuck off
umapyon is way too catchy, it is half completely made up words like umadochi and yet I am mesmerized
>>532822891she's basically Yui from to love-ru
>>532826835Aptitude doesn't change skill proc rate, only the other effects of Wit
please god please let me have a 3* stamina uma of my own
3 daily borrows is not enough
>>532826595if you don't have it yet, get the club shop mcqueen stam cards
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no offense but this horse is kinda ugly
Happy Meek... the most powerful Umamusume in the world...
>>532826835Wit is only ever a positive modifier on top of the base activation rate, and that's if they do an RNG check to begin with (and while it's significant, it'll never like, double the activation rate or anything), so you'll still see skills activate frequently even without any wit, just less so.
why is Dia so fucking hot
>>532826983Well fuck... then if you overbuild on stamina, which you would be if you wanted a competent PVP horse post career, even the stamina regulation part of wit doesnt matter...
>mood down
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>2x infirmary, slacker still there
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>3x rainbow, trainee doesnt show up
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>give up
>>532827003What is this actually from
>>532821851Some of the girls change the way they address you.
Mayano Top Cun calls you trainer-chan
Rice Shower calls you onee-sama
Curren-chan calls you onee-chan
Speaking of...
When does Dober release for global?
>bred for front runner Taiki
>inspiration day
>s in pace
Well, it'd be a waste not to, I guess...
I use this deck for pretty much every med/pace Uma (which is most of my Umas) Is there anything I should change about it?
Also what should I do for sprinter/mile umas? Should I trash cafe and borrowed super creek and rely just on stam spark inheritance to get to 600 stam?
biwa never activates her fucking unique as pace
what do
>>532826287unpopular opinion
banning porn is based
childrens and teenagers brains legitimately have been fucking cooked by easy access porn
>>532827101I implore you to reconsider.
Sweep Tosho card is overrated. If you don't get Charming early, it's a waste of a slot. Lone Wolf is useless for PvP.
>>532827141Are you ready to give yourself to her?
I need all your pictures of The Great Teio-sama acting needy and possessive
no one play team trials for the next day and a half please
>>532827279no need for power card for pace chaser desu
>>532827383retarded opinion
Which honse did you guys use to get the long URA finale trophy? I'm not getting enough optional long races
Wikipedia is banned in the UK and I fear the horse game is next.
I wanna keep playing, bros
>>532827383they aren't using it just for that though, they are using it to spy on everything you do
Need some advice. I have an account I've been playing for a couple of weeks that I've gone to pity on kitasan black and started saving since. For Shits and giggles I did some rerolls on the steam version and managed to get this haul with 11 rolls on the kitasan banner + the 2 SR guaranteed tickets. If I plan on playing the game casually long term f2p or at MOST very light spending, is this reroll worth dropping my other account and essentially starting over?
>>532827187uma musume: pretty derby
>>532827279I was told that stamina was unnecessary for sprinters and you rely on stamina sparks and guts training with two guts cards
maybe there's a miler specialist stamina card?
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>>532826835the strategy aptitude does not change full wit, it specifically excludes skill chance.
what it means is the logical thing for forcing a horse to do a strategy they don't know how to run. Now your horse has no clue how to optimize their energy and position, so they consistently lowroll the position checks, they will get boxed in very easily and have trouble knowing what to look for to get out of boxes, and in general they are not going to be good at being the leader of the pack for the strategy selected.
For front running the main downsides are pic related. Wit controls your actual speed and stamina drain for 80% of the race, and you have forfeited these rolls from ever having good results. So you're not going to drain the stamina of the horses behind you, if you win it is because you stat-crush them and not because you were a good front runner.
>>532827525Iโm pretty sure it was McFatty
>>532827408ok find a another card that gives charm with as much base usefulness as sweep
>>532827529Just play something more age appropriate like Nikke
>>532827101When is this semen demon's banner
my club is so pathetic, just post for shoes once a day fucking worthless retards that's literally the only thing you have to do
>>532827540then they would target ISPs and phone traffic and not porn websites
>>532827383banning porn is dumb because it's too hard to enforce. there are so many ways that kids can easily stumble onto porn on the internet that trying to stop it is (unfortunately) a fool's errand
>>532827408she's used for her skill point bonus and high speciality bro
>>532827529>Its realWhat the living hell? Is the UK a dystopia now?
>>532827586I mean........ POWER training... with two POWER cards
>>532827462Goldship...
I'm calling Gentildonna.
>>532827525Actually, it was Teio
>>532827678same
spastics cant even hit 1M fans a day
that's like 3 fucking borrow runs which you are meant to do anyway
>>532823891>special jobber
>>532824931you don't need that many dirt spark levels to boost a B to an A, why do you need that many?
>>532827383>hey little Timmy wanna buy some stuffgood luck with that
>>532827408>Lone Wolf is useless for PvP.Lone Wolf is extremely cheap to purchase and should pay for itself with the 100% activation rate in PvE letting you distance the AI horses, if not replace a bad result with a 1st place outright. You should also still want it in PvP on debuffers.
>>532820449stopped at 45, I'll mlb it later
>>532827486What should I replace it with? A sprint card?
>>532827586Any suggestions for the 2 guts cards? Upgrading is expensive so I don't wanna upgrade a trash one
>>532827529>>532827746>OI YOU GOT A WIKIPEDIA LOICENCE
>>532827761Who is Gentildonnaโs bully?
>>532827359are you sure it's not activating or is it activating just before the point where the final stretch skip goes to, because that does happen
>>532827714they already do that
>>532827525They don't need to be G1s
>>532820449I gave up, I'll MLB it later. Atleast I keep getting good SRs.
>>532827529>>532827746Gonna be honest I thought people were just being crybabies about needing to show ID to see porn, but this is getting fucking insane.
>>53282783940 speed isn't going to replace a bad result with a win
>>532826423>>532826560Future looking rough
>>532826730Havent they been trying to shut them down forever now? Didnt they pivot to ban porn magazines off that?
>>532826852>Pic related>>532827383So just make it harder to access? Make parents liable. Make schools liable. Make companies liable. Are you retarded?
>>532827714Theyโre making a gooner registry for the retards entering their IDs, crazy that people canโt see the eventual data breaches from this
>>532827904it doesnt appear on her pvp score breakdown so not activating
>>532827529>Wikipedia is banned in the UKwhat the fuck is going on over there? what possible reason could they ban it?
>>532827418you fucking bet I am
>>532827746No, itโs just a Muslim nation
>>532827918then why would they need to know when im jerking off when my ISP already could tell them?
>>532827746>bongs will have to hit the books in 2025el oh el
>>532827529>>532827746>The UK straight up banned WikipediaAHAHAHAHHAHAHA holy fucking shit what a dystopian nightmare! Wikipedia has been having a lot of hyper liberal issues as is, but holy fuck this is sad and actual troublesome.
>>532827552That reroll puts you in a much better position even when losing the Fine Motion. Your LB1 Kitasan will be mediocre or even be relegated to the bench but your LB3 Kitasan will see outstanding results already before you get to max
but character attachment is very real and im trying to get over my own old account..
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>>532827529Erm, 4chan is banned there too jannies, get this bri'ish ass outta here
King Halo's mother was right.
>>532827383This is a very "feel good" thing to say, but the truth is, kids aren't getting addicted to porn. There's actually no evidence to support that limiting porn access to minors helps anything at all. It's just another form of taking rights away from children and handing it to the parents. Targeting the rights of children is the easiest way to set a precedent to remove those rights from adults as well
>>532827529>>532827746Holy fucking SHIT lmao
You know what, I feel sorry for you bongs, my god.
>>532827898>any uma>being able to bully GentildonnaNo one.
She's free to abuse, rape, or bully any other uma.
you should've voted for gold ship
>>532827984kike puppets are pushing digital ids to (((protect the children))) and pretty much every website on the internet falls under the definition of what they deem inappropriate (aka anything that disagrees with kikes)
I don't think Grass Wonder's butt is that big. Heh. Yeah, I said it. What're you gonna do about it?
>>532828068>Wikipedia has been having a lot of hyper liberal issues as isit is universally republicans doing things like banning porn in the US and banning wikipedia in the UK
>>532827848use speed is unless you're consistently overshooting 1200
otherwise wits or stam I guess
>>532827750>>532827848POWER i meant power... because it also gave substantial stamina as a secondary attribute
>>532827101I'll kill you for saying such heinous words about Rob Roy.
>>532828128they're already requiring them to use ID to use mundane sites
the UK is unironically cooked
>>532827529>>532827746what the FUCK did you guys vote for
Lawyers for the Wikimedia Foundation, warned it could be required to introduce a โquota-basedโ system for UK visitors if it is classified as a โcategory oneโ service under the Online Safety Act.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/07/23/wikipedia-threatens-limit-access-website-britain/
>>532828221My point still stands. Historical Revisionisms is a big issue of that planform, and the internet in general quite frankly.
I don't care which side you're on when pulling this shit either, it's extremely retarded and anti-human.
have we entered the diaposting hours?
>>532827898the glue factory
>tachyon studies doctorate level physics as a past time and creates practical inventions that produce absurdly good results
>her actual goal is "see how fast can make uma run"
what level of autism is this
I dig it but it's absolutely nonsensical
>>532827969You're an idiot honestly. A bad result isn't getting boxed and having to use a clock, a bad result is coming in 3rd and getting fucked on the rewards for coming 1st. Which is very easily going to happen if the AI best horses have 300 speed and you have 280 instead of 320.
>>532828140That's a big girl
>>532823315it's so amusing that they called her "Broyรฉ", it can translate to "ground, shredded" and France had a huge "ground horse meat in the beef raviolis" scandal