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Anonymous No.723051925 >>723052183 >>723052338 >>723053860 >>723053940 >>723053941
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Anonymous No.723052051 >>723052225
WHERE ARE THE GOOD PARENTS
Anonymous No.723052114
Danchou...I'm not slacking...
Anonymous No.723052118
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.723052183 >>723052381
>>723051925 (OP)
holy FUARK look at those dance moves
Anonymous No.723052225
>>723052051
I ate them
Anonymous No.723052338 >>723052387
>>723051925 (OP)
We just had a thread
Anonymous No.723052381 >>723052453 >>723052692 >>723052709
>>723052183
Why does the "japanese humor" in this game actually make me laugh every time?
Anonymous No.723052387 >>723052575 >>723056179
>>723052338
What thread? I didn't see any uma thread on /v/, only a human thread.
Anonymous No.723052453 >>723052637 >>723052692
>>723052381
Bring in the dancing horses
Anonymous No.723052537 >>723052630 >>723053514
Is it a janny meltdown day again?
Anonymous No.723052575
>>723052387
Now you've gone and done it
Anonymous No.723052593 >>723055213
Anonymous No.723052595 >>723052704
I need the google doc with the info on the real horses
Anonymous No.723052630 >>723053206
>>723052537
Surely he won't spend this lovely weekend policing threads talking about video games he don't like?
Anonymous No.723052637
>>723052453
Anonymous No.723052639
LET THIS GROOVE

SET IN YOUR SHOES
Anonymous No.723052657 >>723052732
is a 62% win rate good enough for 1st in B finals?
Anonymous No.723052692
>>723052453
>>723052381
Have the Narita Brian one?
Anonymous No.723052704
>>723052595
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?usp=sharing
This?
Anonymous No.723052709 >>723052815 >>723052842 >>723052935 >>723053371 >>723056006
>>723052381
>not posting actual japanese humor
Anonymous No.723052732 >>723053004
>>723052657
62% winrate should get you into A
Anonymous No.723052815
>>723052709
That’s pretty cute
Anonymous No.723052842
>>723052709
damn she's good with balls
Anonymous No.723052905 >>723053002 >>723054278
New Cingay in 2 hours
Anonymous No.723052935 >>723052961 >>723053068 >>723055449
>>723052709
I don't know why, but it reminded me of this
Anonymous No.723052961
>>723052935
WTF is that real?
Anonymous No.723052969 >>723053083
What are your top 3 Trainees for the Paizuri Cup?
Anonymous No.723053002
>>723052905
I stayed up until 1:30am last week to watch it and I was pissed because it was like 75% filler.
Anonymous No.723053004 >>723053269
>>723052732
I will flunk out of A into B most likely. I can make a slightly better Ryan but she wont carry me to A finals.
Anonymous No.723053032
I just want this to be over.
Anonymous No.723053068
>>723052935
lmao I haven't seen that in years
Anonymous No.723053083
>>723052969
Condor, Fugi, and Winning Ticket
Anonymous No.723053206 >>723053259
>>723052630
they're so bouncy...
Anonymous No.723053259
>>723053206
they're nice naturals
Anonymous No.723053269
>>723053004
Post your umas
Anonymous No.723053270 >>723053467 >>723054391
This franchise really has it's claws in me.
It's racing horses turned into anime girls who sing and dance after races. By all accounts it should just be a silly funny little game but it's not. Outside of a few like Gold Ship, the majority of the runners really do feel like they earnestly give a shit and face their struggles head on which makes me want to give a shit in return.
It's a gambling ass gacha but I'm really glad it exists.
Anonymous No.723053298 >>723053325 >>723053542 >>723053678
Any hidden race bonus for Leo cup?
Anonymous No.723053325
>>723053298
Your opponents have increased winrate against you
Anonymous No.723053371 >>723053750
>>723052709
MARVELOUS SUNDAY WHEN!? FUCKING WHEN MARVELOUS WHERE ARE YOU I NEED YOU WHEN ARE YOU COIMG OUT!?!??!???
Anonymous No.723053467
>>723053270
If you ignore the gacha and compshit, it really is a solid stat raiser VN with a lot o content.
Anonymous No.723053479 >>723053709 >>723053882
WTF uma is real?
Anonymous No.723053514
>>723052537
We just had a 600 post thread
Anonymous No.723053542
>>723053298
I got 80% winrate without meeting these "hidden stat requirements" so I think that particular segment in the google dockey is bullshit
Anonymous No.723053678
>>723053298
Supposedly speed so you'll be hitting it either way
Anonymous No.723053709 >>723053729 >>723053985 >>723056481
>>723053479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8CqdtSKEwE
Yes
Anonymous No.723053729 >>723053882
>>723053709
Hors
Anonymous No.723053750
>>723053371
Current timeline estimates place her banner in February 2027, but that might change for better or worse depending on how fast the accelerated schedule goes month-to-month
Hang in there anon
Anonymous No.723053820
My FUARKING HERO chronogenesis, SLAY THOSE LEECHES WITH YOUR BLADE
Anonymous No.723053849 >>723053895 >>723053953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrMe-Cio9v4
Anonymous No.723053860
>>723051925 (OP)
You know this day is kinda marvelous
Anonymous No.723053882 >>723053935 >>723053970
>>723053479
>>723053729
After visiting various race tracks and seeing what Japan does, I can easily see how horses appeal more to younger crowds and families compared to the US. They each have separate issues, but its like a large part of the Jockey Club does not want to try to appeal to young crowds while its dying.

There were many anons at Santa Anita weeks ago carrying Uma Musume merch or similar.
Anonymous No.723053895
>>723053849
>0:30
That's not running
Anonymous No.723053935
>>723053882
Visiting US tracks is what I should say. I haven't gone to Japan yet.
Anonymous No.723053940 >>723054059
>>723051925 (OP)
DO NOT OPEN CHRONO-CHAN
Anonymous No.723053941
>>723051925 (OP)
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Anonymous No.723053953
>>723053849
Takeshis.... I kneel...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2A5tc_pCMc
Anonymous No.723053970 >>723054912
>>723053882
Maybe they should try not to make it a rich men circle jerking club and actually invest into the sport itself like JRA?
Anonymous No.723053985 >>723054912
>>723053709
I hope we get spinoffs for jumping, cross country, endurance, harness, etc.
Anonymous No.723054003
>get lucky and 5-0 in team trials against the top opponent
>still in demote range for class 6
Oof.
Anonymous No.723054059
>>723053940
Your danchou has been notified. Your shoe privileges have been revoked.
Anonymous No.723054063 >>723054117 >>723055594
arent generals supposed to be on /vg/?
Anonymous No.723054081
You faggots are normalfags that discuss fictional girls in a taiwanese basket weaving website and as well are 3dpd niggers that are sex havers or wannabe sex havers. Fuck off and be more private about it, unvirgin/virginity denying swines
Anonymous No.723054117 >>723054320
>>723054063
A gif with a no comment OP count as a general now?
Anonymous No.723054127 >>723054149 >>723054154 >>723054174 >>723054195 >>723054238 >>723054342 >>723055379
Check this 6 for insane bad luck
Anonymous No.723054135 >>723054290 >>723054353 >>723054415 >>723054545 >>723055398 >>723055507
Post your home companions, let anons rate your taste.
Anonymous No.723054149
>>723054127
Anonymous No.723054154
>>723054127
>7
What does that mean?
Anonymous No.723054174
>>723054127
>call 6
>get 7
Anonymous No.723054195
>>723054127
>7
Fukufags are so forsaken it's not even funny
Anonymous No.723054238
>>723054127
Legalize violence against Fukutards
Anonymous No.723054278 >>723055619
>>723052905
Is there gonna be a third season or will they end the series with a movie?
Anonymous No.723054290
>>723054135
Random umas and random outfits
Anonymous No.723054320
>>723054117
>A gif with a no comment OP
pertaining to a game with a /vg/ general that discusses said game and dumps fanart on a pluri-daily basis like said /vg/ general, you disingenuous faggot
As if '.' threads have ever been good in the history of this whole shithole website to begin with
Anonymous No.723054331
mambo
Anonymous No.723054342
>>723054127
Anonymous No.723054353 >>723054395 >>723054467
>>723054135
Rate
Anonymous No.723054391 >>723054719 >>723055595
>>723053270
Phones cucked us out of a lot of great games single player games
Anonymous No.723054395
>>723054353
>3 hags and chrono-chan
4/10
Anonymous No.723054415
>>723054135
One of these days I'll settle on an actual configuration, but it will not be today
Anonymous No.723054467
>>723054353
>Shitposting here instead of making Chrono proud
100/100 5/5
Anonymous No.723054543 >>723054572 >>723054574 >>723054594 >>723054652
Is it power or stamina sparks for leo?
Anonymous No.723054545
>>723054135
King Halo/10
Anonymous No.723054572 >>723054798
>>723054543
the longer the track the less important power becomes
Anonymous No.723054574 >>723054648
>>723054543
Power, you're running stamina cards because you want swinging maestro and 800 stamina
Anonymous No.723054594
>>723054543
I believe it's Power since you'll be training Stamina
Anonymous No.723054647 >>723054719
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Anonymous No.723054648 >>723054781
>>723054574
I'm running tachyon, do I really need maestro or can i cope with race planner and u=ma2 i was planning on borrowing a different MLB stam card
Anonymous No.723054652
>>723054543
Power and use all your speed cards with power bonus.
Anonymous No.723054681 >>723054741
which one should i pick? flustered front runners or flustered end closers? my bakushin is a front runner
Anonymous No.723054701 >>723054818
>Summer Maruzensky inherited skill is 0.15 target speed
wait, someone explain to me why is that supposed to be good?
Anonymous No.723054719
>>723054391
>>723054647
>Released in Japan only
>Fan translations died one after another
T-thanks...
Anonymous No.723054741 >>723054903
>>723054681
Front runners, end closers aren't much of a threat
Anonymous No.723054763 >>723054864
>all these failed tryhards with failed frontrunners i'm running into
should have just ran lates lmao, more wins at a fraction of the effort
Anonymous No.723054781
>>723054648
u=ma2 heals the same amount of stamina as maestro so yeah you can ignore it
Anonymous No.723054798
>>723054572
This is a gaslight btw, everyone said that in gemini but taishin ended up completely eating shit due to low power compared to golshi
Anonymous No.723054802 >>723054839 >>723054856
are (we) rollng for summer maruzensky?
Anonymous No.723054815 >>723054858
>find MLB Tazuna to rent for concentration for the make debut mission of concentration
>get focus
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S A 50/50 GOLD SKILL FUCK THIS GAME
Anonymous No.723054818 >>723055010
>>723054701
It's not. You use her as an ace not a parent
Anonymous No.723054839 >>723055025 >>723055664 >>723055863
>>723054802
We?
Anonymous No.723054851 >>723054906
>Need a subscription and a VPN to watch JRA live races
FUCK
Anonymous No.723054856
>>723054802
My jobber can't be this sexy
Anonymous No.723054858
>>723054815
First year uma is plagued with AGEMASENS but thankfully they stop doing that soon
Anonymous No.723054864
>>723054763
>look at other front runners
>groundwork
>no greens
either a clueless idiot tha didn't even bother to look up how to activate the skill or someone coping hard
Anonymous No.723054903 >>723054956
>>723054741
if you are lying to me i am going to be very mad you know...
Anonymous No.723054906 >>723054995
>>723054851
I just use IPTV and watch nip TV channels. They air keiba races on BS11 every weekend. Green channel also airs keiba content.
Anonymous No.723054912
>>723053970
That's huge part of it, and I think the reason why they wanted to get some of the big events from the New England area. The Jockey's Club is very, very old money and traditional and one of the reasons why live-cover only breeding is still allowed (no artificial insemination). Not to say Japan doesn't do the same but Uma Musume and many family-events helped bring in a revival they didn't ignore.

The other part that's unique to the US is animal-rights issues, and using that term loosely. This would require a 500 page essay, but on one side there's people willing to do anything to win with their horses, and on the other side there's people who want ZERO to do with animals (activists). Urara in Japan was VERY VERY VERY lucky to survive as long as she did. The horse I took care of was also a reject.

This is a long-term issue, but horse-anything was a tax-shelter until the 80s so there's less money flowing in and many of the old-heads got spoiled by having to run an actual business. Tracks, breeders, trainers, etc. got to use to free money and still are to an extent, going back to your rich men point. They could market things much better but they don't want to.

I just love seeing the horses and umas, and race tracks are one of the few ways a normal person (in the US) can see them unless you live in the boonies. That and it's very rare to see a horse go in full gallop even in the wild.

>>723053985
Would be neat. Western (cowboy) sports too. Reining and Dressage could be dancing umas. Jumping and cross country could be parkour gameplay. etc. etc. Ultimately, normies at least know about normal horse racing.
Anonymous No.723054956 >>723055134
>>723054903
You don't trust me?
Anonymous No.723054995
>>723054906
I found the unofficial discord hosts streams. Time to watch the Ireland Trophy (G2)
Anonymous No.723055010 >>723055089
>>723054818
still, people said that it was the new Sparkly Stardom but a big part that made it good was the acceleration, is it just an enabler for angling?
Anonymous No.723055025 >>723055084 >>723055750
>>723054839
Isn't this racing outfit a little bit impractical
Anonymous No.723055053
Anonymous No.723055083 >>723055707
Anonymous No.723055084 >>723055959
>>723055025
Less clothing = less weight
Anonymous No.723055089 >>723055180
>>723055010
It IS the new falco ult, she autowins with it
Anonymous No.723055134 >>723055236 >>723055275 >>723055549
>>723054956
please stop messing with me, this is the greatest bakushin i have made, this skill could decide if i win or lose the cup!
Anonymous No.723055180 >>723055338 >>723055395
>>723055089
How do we stop her? Which debuffs will be most effective? I heard running 3 debuffers is a thing.
Anonymous No.723055213
>>723052593
KYUKKYUN RATTACHURA MAMBO MAMBOOOO
Anonymous No.723055236
>>723055134
Yeah im fucking with you anon, you want to debuff fronts. The only viable end closer in cancer is taishin and it's taishin. No greenery
Anonymous No.723055275
>>723055134
Yes, there are absolutely no end-runners in cancer, in my 40 runs i saw maybe 3 taishins and they all placed badly
Anonymous No.723055338
>>723055180
You got 3 ways to beat her in normal circumstances (so she didn't get brocked, or late started or anything like that)
>Outmuscle her with your own summer maru
>debuff her SPEED not STAMINA to death so a pace chaser can take the lead before the final corner
>Late and End gambling
Anonymous No.723055356
>have to prepare for leo while rebuilding my entire team trials team
danchou is about to be a VERY happy man.
Anonymous No.723055379
>>723054127
Fukufags being lucklets is so fucking funny to me.
Anonymous No.723055395 >>723055503
>>723055180
Ideally you have your own and 2 debuffers. Probably won't be able to touch the whale Summer Maruzenskys regardless though
Anonymous No.723055398 >>723055436 >>723055495
>>723054135
gomen for being too based in advance
Anonymous No.723055436
>>723055398
Now THIS is a first rate trainer
Anonymous No.723055449
>>723052935
>posting the normalfag edit
Anonymous No.723055460 >>723055513
You should always trust your fellow anons
Anonymous No.723055495
>>723055398
McQueen is insanely cute on the race screen
Anonymous No.723055503
>>723055395
I'm sure there must be some kind of counterplay but we'll see when the test rooms get here
Anonymous No.723055507
>>723054135
All randoms except Tachyon at Enhance. Just seems right.
Anonymous No.723055513 >>723055564
>>723055460
Tazuna is secretly Tokino Minoru
Anonymous No.723055549
>>723055134
If you’re running Bakushin, the entire point is to make sure she’s the one in front and debuffing the other fronts is what you want. End closers are basically just gambling, a debuff will rarely make a difference.
Anonymous No.723055564
>>723055513
You know too much partner
Anonymous No.723055594
>>723054063
Sure, but this isn't a general
Also, the rule is null and void as long as the AI slop general and several others are being allowed to stay
And janitor applications are closed
Anonymous No.723055595
>>723054391
This actually makes me sad. Mobile gaming had potential, too, but I'd absolutely rather have had something like that.
Anonymous No.723055619
>>723054278

Season two will only finish 1988. Season three would have to be rushed or really long to cover 1989. The manga has just started 1990 which is when Oguri's career ends. For the record season 2 will probably finish around volume 8/chapter 78ish, the manga is at chapter 200+.

So no, there's no way to finish the whole thing with a movie at this point.
Anonymous No.723055624
>Reddit made jockey meme based on keiba facts
>JP saw the reddit meme and translated back then post them again
We've gone full circle.
Anonymous No.723055629 >>723055674 >>723055676 >>723055686 >>723055693 >>723055735 >>723055741 >>723055783 >>723055885
Hello anons, I am an outsider to this horsegirl game thing, which horse is the biggest slut?
Anonymous No.723055664
>>723054839
Sweet lord.
Anonymous No.723055674
>>723055629
Curren Chan, obviously.
Anonymous No.723055676
>>723055629
Curren chan
Anonymous No.723055686
>>723055629
Myano Top Gun easily.
Anonymous No.723055693
>>723055629
Curren chan
Anonymous No.723055707
>>723055083
What did Tazuna mean by this?
Anonymous No.723055735
>>723055629
slut for (you) or general slut? Active slut? Passive slut? Gives us something to work here
its probably curren either way
Anonymous No.723055741
>>723055629
Curren
Anonymous No.723055750
>>723055025
Her goal is to win the race against the biological clock drying out her eggs and that outfit is perfectly designed for it
Anonymous No.723055783
>>723055629
Haru Urara.
Anonymous No.723055792 >>723055861
GOLLY I LOVE BEING RAPED BY THE BIRD
Anonymous No.723055843
Holy shit I didn't realize how much energy Tazuna's card gave you. I only had to rest like 2 times the entire fucking run.
Anonymous No.723055861 >>723055928 >>723056097 >>723056159
>>723055792
>Blockushin actually dealt with most Falcons in my races, only lost to one out of 40
>but then you become incredibly weak to the other bird
Man.
Anonymous No.723055863
>>723054839
Anonymous No.723055885
>>723055629
All of the girls are for (You) so they all have different levels of sluttiness depending on th- who am I kidding it's curren chan
Anonymous No.723055928 >>723055965 >>723056009
>>723055861
You faced falco every race?
Anonymous No.723055959
>>723055084
Silver Sonic understands that very well hence he ditched the Jockey immediately at the starting gate and finished a glorious unqualified 2nd
Anonymous No.723055963
Anyone up for some leo practice races?
Anonymous No.723055965
>>723055928
That ain't Falco
Anonymous No.723056001 >>723056164
All i need
Anonymous No.723056006 >>723056025
>>723052709
wtf where are the massive ponytails
Anonymous No.723056009
>>723055928
I don’t remember, but there were quite a few, and the one I lost to, it was more my fault for not having Mile S on the ace that got extremely close to winning.
Anonymous No.723056025 >>723056060
>>723056006
I ate them
Anonymous No.723056035
Somebody stop her, she's stealing my umas and making a Harem
Anonymous No.723056060
>>723056025
Oguri Fat....
Anonymous No.723056097 >>723056145
>>723055861
I've found that the hope with running a blocker is that the enemy fronts are strong and numerous enough to not let El into second place going into the last spurt, but not so strong that they overtake you themselves.

Of course, if you run into someone who trained El as a front instead of pace, you're fucked.
Anonymous No.723056145
>>723056097
I thought front el was a meme, she massively underperformed for the investment required in cm test rooms
Anonymous No.723056159
>>723055861
>beat the bird in front duel
>lose to the bird team late surgers anyway
FUCK would've been fine if the winning late belonged to the non-bird team
Anonymous No.723056163 >>723056304
>run an Oguri to get dirt devil/well rounded/corner connoisseur
>going well so sneak in the triple tiara
>run goes so well end up with 21 races and 21 wins
Good lord.
Anonymous No.723056164
>>723056001
Nice First-rate uma. though do you really have noone else that caught your attention?
Anonymous No.723056179
>>723052387
granny can really swing
Anonymous No.723056232 >>723056390
For Summer Maru in Leo and actually for running Fronts in CMs, do you need to run the 2nd Front to establish proper positioning?
Anonymous No.723056249 >>723056297
Yup Yup, ZERO careers done today that's a good looking flatline. And danchou will never know!
Anonymous No.723056254 >>723056335
why is she a dog
Anonymous No.723056297
>>723056249
>And danchou will never know!
Anonymous No.723056304
>>723056163
Happened with my Bakushin earlier. Was lacking rainbows so I did sprints or miles whenever. Ended up at 20 races and 20 wins.
Anonymous No.723056335
>>723056254
Same reason calstone is a cat
Anonymous No.723056390
>>723056232
Yeah you're always going to want a second front in case there's no front in any of the teams
Anonymous No.723056398
>Facing Blockushin
>Suzuka is just tailgating her the entire time
>Match is considered to be loss
>Suddenly overtook Blockshin by a single nanometer on the final corner
>Angling and Scheming immediately proced
>Won
Take that Blockushin, I am no longer afraid of you
Now about those degenerated gamblers Taishin
Anonymous No.723056428 >>723056468 >>723056475
Did you know you can win URA Finale with 390 speed? I didn't
Anonymous No.723056468
>>723056428
S-She's fast!
Anonymous No.723056475
>>723056428
uma musume is a stam game
Anonymous No.723056481
>>723053709
we're bringing back hippodromes?