you have (1) incoming trade offer:

I received...
>A human trainer
>Unconditional love, support, guidance and correction
>The right to use your body however I see fit for 12 hours every day for 7 days a week
>An allowance of 20% of your trainer salary
>Custody of your pet cat on the weekends
>This official signed marrage certificate that legally changes your last name to mine

You receive...
>A uma trainee
>A super loyal and unwavering Uma (umas, not horses, normally mate for life)
>The right to fluff my tail and ears or headpat my head 1 hour everyday but don't use too much force or I might lose strength in my limbs and fall over
>violent rape and rape beatings (only of we placed badly)
>This opy of the official signed marrage certificate that legally changes your last name to mine

>>545138858
Coffee is disgusting

Umas are no match against ningen trainers

>>542411717
>>542411785
>>542411894

>>538200130
IT'S MY RIGHT AS A TRAINER

>>536669767
yeah, it's a erogenous zone specially for them

>>532305403
Save for her.

>>531833465
True and fact checked