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we hate teio here

Golshi supremacy

Enjoy your 3rd place at the CM finals, loser.

symboli rudolf's puns are great and very funny

>>536790570
ERM..................
giwtwm

Your motherfucking life ends in 1 hour and 43 minutes

Unprotected umapoi with Winning ticket

>>536790570
what's happening here?

>>536790570
daiwas should be getting milked

We need a child of an oil barren to loan out a million or so dollars so we can get both Mejiro Piola and Kitasan Black’s son.
Imagine the races and the progeny

>>536790570
>馬はストレスがたまると自傷行為に走るため、その場合はある程度馬具で拘束する、という話を聞いたことがあるような気がします。

>>536790557
Have you guys started preparing your miler golshis?!

This is your child now. Please take good care of it.

>>536790470 (OP)
Reminder that it's completely irresponsible for trainers, adults and educators, to be in romantic relationships with your assigned uma musumes.

Become as one, /uma/ and /bag/

>>536790570
I don't get it. Who enjoys this stuff?

Kitasan sure is lucky.

>>536790772
Me.

>>536790632
I've already spent $400 on this account. There's no way I lose the tournament. There's no way I brick my account forever by not getting the title. I have nothing to worry about. There's nothing to worry about. There's nothing to worry about.

>>536790772
The umas, obviously.

I think I might give up prepping for Gemini and farm sparks for Cancer instead. The stat goals are just too hard to hit without MLB Kitasan.

since it took 12 hours of straight processing power by the servers to match everyone in Finals, it shouldn't matter when you watch/do the final race right, the opponents should be fixed?

>>536790817
is that a fart cloud under sweep

>>536790772
I do, genuinely

>>536790758
IIRC Blue Archive (the horse) died last year or something

>>536790708
Okay, but who is securing and paying the monthly salary to the trainer? And the jockey? And the farm they need to live on?

>>536790719
Nope. Don't care.

>>536790575
Thanks Prez.

why use Matikanefukukitaru instead of winning ticket to parent farm?

>>536790750
says who?

>>536790967
Okay so maybe a small loan of a few million dollars

>>536790570
this doesn't look like training

>purposefully only won 3/5 races once in round 2 to save my luck for the finals
Yep this is gonna be an easy win

>>536790772
Daiwa

>>536790772
Leaving a girl in full bondage for a long time is the easiest way to train her.

The girl will struggle with all her strength but the tight ropes won't loosen a bit. Over time, she'll go through the mental stages of rage, fear, breaking down and finally the acceptance of being her master's property. She's going to internalize the idea that only her master can untie her. Being rendered defenseless with all her sensitive and lewd areas exposed and emphasized by shibari really does things to a girl's ego and reinforces the idea of being a sex slave. Also, a good trainer would always make sure the rope around her private part gets tighter each time she struggles. From the tears and anger to submission, the ropes do all the work.

Did I mention the gags and blindfolds? She can't see her surroundings to feel more secure, nor does she have the right to even talk or beg. Sexuality is amplified to its highest state. Truly, bondage is the peak of lewdness.

>who enjoys putting girls in their place
Non-beta males I guess

>>536790886
Just participate and go
I'd still farm a good parent for Long and Med because that's atleast future proof

>>536790967
>Okay, but who is securing and paying the monthly salary to the trainer? And the jockey? And the farm they need to live on?
The Yakuza. We're selling 50% of the horse to them and get them as a feature in Uma Musume - Beginnings, where they paint the resulting honse as a loli looking up to her family lines and growing up to be a racer.

quick reminder

>>536790990
777 for christmas oguri

Dear Trainers,
As the end of summer approaches, we at Tracen Academy would like to remind all staff of the necessary safety precautions during the upcoming Uma Heat Cycle (UHC). Please read the following guidelines very carefully. This is not a drill. We learned that the hard way last time.
>Lock your doors, reinforce with deadbolts, chains, or in extreme cases titanium latches.
>Curfew is now at 6 PM, do not go outside without daylight.
>Never be alone with your trainee.
>DO NOT RUN
>DO NOT LOCK EYES
>In case of emergency, do not struggle and call Tazuna ASAP.
We thank you for your cooperation in keeping this semester’s heat cycle safe for both you and your trainee. Thank you!.

>>536791209
Have you ever touched a woman?

>>536791285
So train a Winning Ticket parent with the Fuku card to get a 777 spark?

quick reminder

>>536791209
have sex

>>536791285
you mean the skill she already has?

i'm not going to even equip my platinum title. nuh uh, you can't make me.

>>536791315
Rip Mejiro Ryan’s trainer lol

>>536791315
but what about all the umas that aren't part of the academy???

Press F for the Mejiro family

>>536790750
>Reminder that it's completely irresponsible for trainers, adults and educators, to be in romantic relationships with your assigned uma musumes.
t. Kashimoto

>>536791378
that could work, i guess it's not a variable people use since you may not get a hint despite being MLB but with MTK you can buy it right away
in any case as always, use what you think is the best for you, guides are just there to well, guide you
also i forgot to say apparently 777 also synergizes perfectly with CM2 distance

>>536791315
>call Tazuna
i'm not sure that's the right thing to do

>>536791387
what am I being reminded of here

>>536791285
*holiday oguri

>>536791563
>the director is trying to breed Tazuna since she keeps herself in check too much

>>536791435
You want hints to lower the cost.

>>536791528
always funny to see Teio's shocked face

>>536790750
it's just meaningless sex without any feelings attached don't worry

>Pokke affinity with Tachy is 31 but only 11 with her mentor
Huh? The fuck cygames meant by this

remember to date human women

>>536791675
>anon attempts to post-hoc rationalize his oversight
kek

>>536791731
would you rather fuck your wife or your dad

>>536791563
>>536791658
>Tazuna save me... wait why are you taking off your clothes? Are those uma ea-

>>536791315
Oh right i have to loc-

>>536791732
That only leads to bad endings.

>>536791435
didn't check her pots, just parroting what other anons have mentioned recently about it here, i'm guessing from that japanese dude with the wit guide, but i forgot to mention to anon this >>536791546 line
>also i forgot to say apparently 777 also synergizes perfectly with CM2 distance
maaaaaaaybe he implied it for extra hint discounts or to also use it with regular oguri cap, i just know matikane is being used for those 2 things, the distance and oguri cap
>>536791605

>>536790939
>Blue Archive (the horse) died last year or something
Fitting considering Blue Archive (the game) has been dead a little longer than that

>>536791725
trainers aren't sex toys to vent out your frustrations

>>536791605
kek
in b4 they really rename her for global

>>536791732
ningen propaganda

>>536790967
I'm the jockey. It'll live on the farm that moot owns in Japan with his wife and kid.

>>536791731
>jungle pocket
is that a euphemism for a hairy puss or something

Pokke's pubes...

>>536791315
It's okay i've got a detector

>>536791732
only if they put this on

>>536791315
I wholly believe the Uma trainees have better restraint than what you say

So Smart Falcon is apparently much stronger than average uma?

pubes are gross
turn me off every time I see it in fan arts

>>536791919
I know it's pessimistic, but there is (currently) ZERO reason to believe that they won't. They already removed every single (text) mention of Christmas as is, so why wouldn't they for the upcoming character name as well?

>>536791315
reminder that the student council won't help you either

>terrible run with bakushin where i couldn't reach either 1200 spd nor 600 wit
>gets 3* speed

>>536781376
People who like Teio and her anime do

I am sorry El Condor Pasa
I would love to train you to become a medium ace, but you are forever stuck being on the shit (dirt) duty

>>536792168
it's called retard strength.

>536792171
Gayest man alive

>>536792156
I wonder if Umas have sex ed where they strongly emphasize not to rape their toreinas

My account will be bricked in one hour and twenty six minutes from now. And there's absolutely nothing I can do about it.

>>536790708
No joke some farms sell shares for the horses that they own. I would gladly diversify my stook portfolio with some race horse shares for funsies.

>>536791315
>Lock your doors
I don't know how useful it is

>>536792259
Teio is sex
Teio is life

>>536792462
it is one i call the boys

>>536792254
I just had a run with McQueen aiming for max stam, got a ticket so had to balance stuff out, so with 650spd and 900sta i get a 3* speed. My first 3* at that.
But i can't image her being a good parent.

>3200 meters long
Will this work?

>>536792259
link?

Digitan LOVE

>>536791753
Spending the full 160 on it is brick tier. Hints go a long way.

I do not care for Tokai Teio.

>>536792439
part of the matchmaking algorithm involves real-life currency spent. you know what to do.

>>536791960
Ol' Luggage Boy made it?
Maybe there is hope for all of us...

>>536792462
I'm always sleeping with a tranq dart gun under my pillow

>>536790896
I suspect matchmaking is entirely cosmetic and your horses will be humiliated by a whale, live on stream, when you race right away
Best to wait until the end to ensure maximum carats

>>536792156
>digitan rape and ntr
Wew

>>536792536
bags under eyes is the sexy tag

>>536791315
I literally sleep in the lab with Tachy, which is the safest spot in the whole academy since other umas avoid her and she is way too intelligent to give in to her UHC

Post umas you can beat in a fight

>>536792414
>umas go through a mandatory title 9 presentation every year to remind them that they are stronger than humans and to always ask for consent
Lmao

Your ace's winrate is atleast in the 70s, right, anon?

>>536792556
I did one better and made reports of 5 different twitter artists doing uma musume porn and told them to give me some love in return while posting my friend code to Cygames.

I'm someone who's bad at putting in efforts so I'd probably give up and let the girls rape me.
I think all of you should do the same because why would you waste your strength preventing the inevitable?
Just be a good boy and let it happen.
Sincerely, your fellow trainer.

>>536792523
72419684
Test it

>>536792462
true

>>536792541
grinding Matikanefukukitaru for compatibility and sparks is way more RNG than hoping to get 40 more SP during an Oguri Christmas run though. she's a jobber of the highest order.

>>536792586
only if you're rich

>>536792523
no

>>536792819
No, but if you combine both my aces, it's 80%

anyone have a parent deck that lets me hit 1100/600 across all stats?

>>536792737
>He's getting injected with bootleg viagra and a paralyzer
Yeah good luck.

>>536791387
molesting uma ears

>>536792872
The main reason to use FKKTR as a parent is for Tachyon. You can recycle her for X.Oguri later so you don't need to train a new one.

>>536792737
based already marked trainer

>>536792845
Dont blame me because i got no other runners for this
Thanks bro

>>536792991
based

>>536792259
Aren't these numbers heavily biased because a bunch of people only bought them because they contained codes that gave you free stuff in the game?

>>536792846
>bleeding from tugging on the bolt's chain
they can't really do that can they?

>>536792737
>>536792964
What were they trying to do with Tachiyons eyes? Or what was it supposed to do?

>>536793151
That's not her blood anon

Are you team bucket, knit or baseball hat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMNnAeUYVmA

>>536793047
any of these jobs less than Makitanefukukitaru

can you compete against King Halo's husband?

>>536792819
I have multiple girls vying for ace and dont use debuffcucks so no

>>536793273
But you won't be able to use them again for later.

>>536792737
>she is way too intelligent to give in to her UHC
>he believed her
Farewell anon, it was an honor to post with you.

>>536792819
only double dominator debuff goldship niggers might get that win rate on a single horse

>>536793258
She looks much better without horse ears.

>>536793087
No prob, had to race vs AI though cause I don't think people would join a 5/9 lobby

>>536793345
h-hot

>>536793250
huh
>Captcha: S2NTR

My optimism is in the garbage for this finals bros....

>>536793309
>We're gonna call our horse race the Dubai Duty Free
Do they really?

>>536793265
base cap has the best girls

>>536793423
Id she performed quite well for the second Golshi i made sofar,no? Doesnt look like she ran out of energy.

>>536793476
It's out of your hands now, all you can do is wait and see what happens

>>536793396
>bad compatibility with Bourbon
>bad compatibility with Maru
later for what lmao?

>>536793493
That's straight up the name for a company, and calling a track/event after a big sponsor isn't exactly odd.
https://www.dubaidutyfree.com/aboutus

>>536792737
>too intelligent to give in to UHC
>tachyon the moment it’s 6:00:00 pm

remember that trainer x stallion uma is gay

I think I'm too retarded for this CM. I don'tx have a way to get Right Handed or Spring Runner without using suckier cards. I could spark farm, but I already have like 18* stamina and 16* long on these parents.

I think it's really funny how there's a special lane for uma musumes on the road but none for bicycles

ear kissing and fondling doujins

>>536792513
rn in the game only curren and rice shower have higher compatibility than mejiro mcqueen with bakushin O, so you could use her as a parent for bakushin. theorically urara is a better option as she's a sprinter too, but then you'd have to fix her crippling turfphobia

>>536793914
cyclists don't exist in the uma world, literal paradise

>>536793849
stallion? who's a stallion? me? I still have my cute hobbo with me

>>536793914
There is? Dif culture, more culture and well behaved people so I'd assume cyclers have a lot less problems than they do in the west. Less psychotic car driver thinking they own the place or the world cause they drive a death machine that can kill people while keeping themselves save.
A place where people get along, in other words.

So what happens if someone like Urara or Nishino get hit with the UHC? Do they just get extra clingy, with nothing else happening?

>>536793849
Only if the balls touch

Do uma musumes have heat cycle?

>>536793561
Imo from my experiemce so far 1050 and 1 gold recovery is Ok for End Closers. Ideally you get two so if the first skill doesn't proc you're still safe. So I think you'd be better of building a bit more Stamina and buying something else instead of Bofa and Cooldown

>>536793968
I'm retarded, Taiki and Mihono bourbon too have better compatibility than Mcqueen, so that makes 4 umas

>>536793998
based
TCD

>>536793998
nips are too based it's almost dangerous

>>536792819
I WILL win the finals! or not, its 50/50 really

>>536794150
Yeah,stamina would be nice if i was slighly luckier with the sparks.

>>536790470 (OP)
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>>536792531
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1A33miTSU1NHdVO7F8kMT68wgkM6uW8YThKPEsDvLKsc/edit#gid=427506025
The data here is extremely old because the site that compile those data died 4 years ago so no newer anime here. Still a good resource though if you're interested on pre 2020s anime bd data and sales.
Uma s2 bd sales is probably close to 1M now

>>536794148
Most certainly not that one.

Decided to do a test Taishin gemini build run. Didn't do any optional races. First place in all the career races. I got decently close to 1000/1200 could definitely get there with decent luck, maybe even get 1200/1200 on super lucky runs but without optional races I ended up with barely enough skill points to buy the 4 mandatory golds. (Encroaching Shadow, Maestro, Professor, Cooldown.) So if I want to pad this out with important green skills, character unique skills, or even add sleeping Lion, I'll need to fit in like 5 optional races on top of reaching the stat goals.

This seems fucking impossible.

y'know
the other day i accidentally got my haru's front aptitude from G to A with a 9* front inherit just as an attempt to make her career easier when building her as a debuffer

this got me thinking, maybe i can raise curren chan's med/long G aptitude to A to bring her into CM for fun as a mascot...

>>536793408
Half the reason I run double debuffers is because of people like you. Not my fault you didn't want to win.

>>536794076
You know exactly what happens
They're stronger than you anon...MUCH stronger.

>>536794240
A?
>>536794387
how much races you did in total
also taishin is currently a whale trainer uma because of lelguts training bonus, golshi gives you raw stats.

Sorry boyos, I'll be taking first place this time

>>536791315
There is no escape, I have chosen to become Manhattan Cafe's property that means none of the other girls will get close to me, its better this way

>>536793914
It's just the price we pay for horse pussy

Since the next CM is basically an exercise in ball torture for anyone that isn't a whale, I vote that /uma/ should host our own CM at the same time. Sprint or Mile so even the F2Ps can have a shot.

>night owl
>two slow metabolisms
>SIX mood down events
I find myself just giving up on runs more and more

I CANNOT win this race. Brocked city every time.

>>536794547
I just did the career races. Goal was to see approximately how many skill points she'd end up with on the main path so I can adjust my runs going forward with more optional races. Didn't expect the skill points be so tight though.

Shouldn't trainers preferably be other older and veteran Umas? Why are regular humans training and guiding umas when they don't even have 1% of their strenght and life experience?

>>536792737
>Anons last words before being injected with all kinds of shit and then raped

I'm going to throw up. I don't want to miss out on the titles.

uma for THIS energy?

Teio might not be the most popular, or the most iconic, or the most powerful, or the most dominant, or the cutest, or sexiest, or the best singer

>>536794827
Then again, she might.

>>536794493
>he wasted his gold inspiration chance on FUCKING haru

I got an 3 speed 6 stam 7 turf parent... but I currently have a 9 stam 3 turf 2 pace 2 late one...
People will still prefer one that gives full stamina right ver the one with 7 turf but 6 stam right?

>>536794774
if you haven't noticed by the uma crying because she broke a chalk, the uma who got stunned because she was told a bad joke and the uma who hates pickles from a burger she ordered, to name a few, umas aren't the brightest

>>536794774
Just because you play the game doesn’t mean you’ll make a good coach

>>536794820
im quitting on the spot if my $1000 investment doesnt get me the title

>>536794774
there's two trainer umas as the main scenario character eventually, here's one of them

>>536794627
You guys are severely overexaggerating.
To get to the finals you only need to win 1/8 of your sets 2 times, you have an almost equal chance of winning as everyone else, just bring your best uma and that's it.
Again, you only need to win 12% to get to the finals, unless you are a casual you will get them with any decent uma.

>>536794876
Gold Ship is inarguably the most popular Uma, shes the face of the franchise.

>>536794774
Shouldn't coaches preferably be former professional athletes and fit? Why are regular old fatties training and guiding young athletes when they don't even have 1% of their strength and talent?

>no spurt
It's over...

>>536794583
>26%
Sure

>>536792513
It doesn't matter you don't have any other 3* blue sparks right now, what reds does she have?

Use her as a parent until you get a better one

We're gonna make it bros (We're not)

Air groove tonight?

what does a scenario bonus do anon

how is this even possible?

>>536795160
even starts at 28th

>>536794974
>light hello
the superior option

>>536795114
Deck?

>>536794583
I've lost to worse...

>>536795114
that's the lowest highroll I've seen, 2* white sparks are supposed to be more likely than 1*

what if... i include aoi in my gemini ace deck for a gajillion skill points in exchange for lesser stats (not like as if they will turn up as triple rainbows anyway)...

I-I'm scared bwos...

>>536794148
>most racers born on spring confirmed by Narita Taishin's mom
>horses heat season goes from spring to summer
>once it starts it last around 21 days
>even if they give birth between 9 months like humans or 11 like horses

Surely this one will be beat up once the gibs are here, danchou?

>>536792523
You got the wrong green skill, 3200 is standard distance

1 hour until Goldship laughs at you

>>536795365
Well, there's nothing you can do now. Give up.

One hour.

Once with all the preamble?

Burubon SEX

I believe in you Golshi, SHOURI WILL COME TO ME

>>536795110
Except they are, at least in soccer and baseball.

lvl45 to lvl50 SSR mcqueen seems like a giant waste

>>536795374
Remember to get insurances for reverse raping

Special Chud.

>>536795449
With my luck my umas will just job to an oguri cap instead

>>536795658
aaw, they prepared a surprise birthday party for their trainer

>>536795250
it's bricked as fuck but
>Hishi Amazon for spurt
>Eishin Flash for standard distance
>FM for right handed
I should probably replace Spe with Narita Taishin

At first I thought I thought I was an umamusume star, confidence was at an all time high, I thought I was good at this game.
Then the losses started. I got humbled. It's fine, not everyone can be a winner. I settled on being a Nice Neicha. CM taught me that I needed to accept my losses as part of me. I can always learn and do better.
But that wasn't enough. I just am not that good at the game. I'm no Neicha. I'm an Indian Breath. I'm One Inch of Love. I'm the shitty mob uma that gets run over so that others can win. My lot in life is to be a loser. And it hurts.

>>536794774
Tracen Academy was established to help umamusume find bree

>>536794774
Lets be real, the only reason is because gooners wouldn't be able to self insert and masturbate to their umas if that was the case.

Should I run my C+ umas with no stamina in front to fuck with Oguri players or late to box golshi players?
I missed the registration for the Group A finale and i'm not winning anyway.

>>536795564
You and your metaslave team will get mogged by two other metaslaves that spent slightly more money than you.
I, on the other hand, who opted for a team with soul, will be paired against other soulful teams and have a thrilling neck-and-neck race.

>>536794774
cause umas don't have access to college

>>536795770
>>FM for right handed
Why not Fuku for right handed + 777?

>>536795775
that never stopped haru urara

>>536790575
As long as my sperm gets first place in her eggs.

>>536795770
Replace Fine Motion with Matikane, she's way more consistent

>>536795775
I'm a Neicha. I got to the Final Round Group A, but I'm 100% going to be dead last.

Oh sweet an article about Hideaki Miyuki and Still in Love
>2025/08/26
>愛の軌跡
https://tospo-keiba.jp/breaking_news/61917

>>536790575
Thanks, I will

>>536790575
I 100% totally would enjoy that if i got a nice title

>>536796017
>Matikane
Mun.

>>536794774
sir, this is a breeding simulator game

>>536794774
The whole point of using human trainers is to ensure each uma finds a compatible mate and spreads their winning genes. This is the core philosophy behind Tracen's design

After trying to build a debuff Nature for this CM, I have come to the conclusion that it is too difficult to get enough stam + enough wit for Neicha to get All-Seeing Eyes off reliably in the late race. In other words, this CM should be debuff-free, outside of Cafe's Stamina Eater

>>536795953
I didn't know she had it guaranteed in her event. Yea, I should probably change it.

>>536796198
the whole racing thing is a just a lie to find their ideal partners because they can't just abduct males like a few hundreds years ago

What would be your favorite uma's favorite vidya?

>>536796218
Y-yeah man, it'll definitely be debuff free.
>glances nervously at Matikanefukukitaru and Biwa

>>536796218
Um but there are a lot of evil natures this cm?

Anyone have a good dirt parent I could borrow?

why is it always guts

>>536796403
I’m genuinely waiting for someone to get a 3* Guts

cute

>>536796218
Stam requirements are so tight that any debuffs will knock out a lot of players

Thank you Teio-sama

>>536796352
Streets of Rage

>>536796356
>glances nervously at Matikanefukukitaru
>FoV debuff
>Truck
Wow it's fucking nothing.

I know it raced in exact one (1) (Ein) race but they should make Sweet Kiss into an uma, even just for april's fools is fine.

>>536796198
Then why Tracen accepts female trainers?

I know she doesn't have right handed but would she be good for Gemini

>>536796356
FOV debuffs are useless as hell, especially for fronts and paces given that they are less reliant on overtaking.

>>536794928
You need speed as well, a 15* stamina trainee is good enough. Distance and turf modifiers increase your stats without using skill points

when is Seiun Sky coming again?

>>536796452
I got a 2* yesterday. Even running 2 guts cards I could only get to 550.

>>536796529
>futa

>>536792536
thankful that i can build pity until november for her banner

>>536796529
They get assigned to the losers with no prospects like Meek to keep it looking like a legit organization. Her bloodline will not be missed

I hope I get matched up against one of you guys. EZ win

>>536796529
>he doesn't know

Bwos... I don't have the money to unlock levels for my Gemini team...

can we please just get a break from CM preparation so i can start compatibility grinding? i can't do both with how volatile f2p career outcomes are.

>>536795114
Just run Hishi Amazon on your gemini cup ace

>>536796529
to have threesomes

>>536793132
There was a JP where Oguri was first and Teio is second, results are pretty much accurate.
Teio as a horse is pretty popular in Japan regardless.

>>536796742
nigger who are you asking you're the only one who can give yourself a break lmao

guys, it's so easy! just get 1200 speed, 1200 stamina, 420 guts, and at least 300 wit while also generating enough SP to buy up three gold recoveries, the unique inherits, and all the passives!

>immediate spurt
This is the run

>>536796742
I gave up on that, just going with single circle and hoping for the best

>>536796529
Fillies with male trainers
Stallions with female trainers

>>536796635
>Futa Hana

>>536796529
female trainers are male trainers' ex girlfriends

>>536796543
That is pretty good imo

>>536796605
the week after next. Brian -> wedding banner -> Seiun

>>536795449
I am going to win purely by luck factor, suck it losers

>>536796878
I thought the same too, but it won't show up

>>536796529
They get assigned to the stallions.

>>536794386
What are you trying to say...

AIR GROOVE SUCKS

>>536796529
male trainers need someone to fuck when their umas are too busy training for the next race, you know how boxers can't have sex days before the competition? well something like that

>>536796847
>no Slong
bricked

Good enough grandparent material right?

>>536796891
Sex

>>536796991
MY COCK!

>>536794096
why do people film themselves doing crime

>>536796982
That you should hide. Right now.

>>536796991
actually, she licks

>>536796878
would be a shame if you got sleep deprived into migraine...

>>536797026
>2*
glue

>>536797026
Very good since you got that spurt move and great blue and red spark.

>>536797026
yes, unless you want to do 500 careers trying to get something better

>>536796915
naruhodo

So why do they need an entire day for matchmaking?

>>536791209
what if she needs to poop?

>>536796847
I once had a run where I managed to reach 1200 speed, 800 stam 1100 power, 300 guts and 400 wit and honesty I think it will never happen again not until the game moves on with the meta, being a f2p or even a small spender like for banner tickets for umas, is a game of luck, not wits...

>>536797026
Your groundwork and playtime, bro?

>>536797026
I've been relying on these 2* borrows but the stat differences are really noticeable.

>>536797026
#decent

>>536795770
Replace fine motion with Mejiro McQueen rare to slip in spring runner, kyoto racecourse, deep breath and long corners, the SSR version doesn't have all of this so you want to use it to farm whites

>>536796754
>p*wer
>no hint frequency
lole

>>536796714
>>536796886
>>536796945

I don't like my Umas having cock, it makes me uncomfortable.

>>536797230
They match you manually so that every room has a whale and 2 f2ps bwo

>>536797230
The cygames intern forced to individually match every account with someone of a grossly higher skill power/wallet

>>536797230
Game was made before ai and 5090s, bro.

>>536797069
Because we live in a vain society where everyone wants to be e-famous even if it means encouraging others to also act like psychos. Beware the broccoli headed teens since they always start shit.

>>536797351
It gets better after the first time.

RAISU

>>536797263
They are matching your mom's weight to a corresponding whale

>>536797351
Just headcanon that every ningen in this world is a futa then
Problem solved

3SPD 3STAM IS FUCKING ASS

>>536795928
You won't brock golshi, fucking over oguri doesn't mean anything when most people have 2 aces

What's the 4chan equivalent in umaverse?
Umachan?
Haha, imagine how weird that would be.

So the next CM is Long? Are we basically running the same shit? Evil Nature/Golshi/Oguri Cap?

naruhodone

>>536797501
STAM CARDS KEEP SHOWING UP AT SPEED

>have 40 tp
>need to start working on mile parents
>dont have the willpower to do more than the 3 daily guest runs for gemini cm

im tired boss

>>536797583
Isn't Super Creek broken in LONG?

>>536797549
shitposting about uma supremacy and how ningen should be second class citizens

>>536796847
best i can do is 1000 stamina 800 speed sorry

>>536797583
I'm just gonna run my Taurus Aces and Nature, yes

Do you guys do more than 3 a day for parent spark farming? I feel like it's not worth it

>>536797594
Forever mad that Speed Symboli will never be playable.

>>536797594
holy mother of UI bloat

>using hyishi amazyon nyow byecause one of hyer hints is gyood fyor CyM2
you gyuys hyave nyo syoul

>>536796543
She has enough stamina and just enough guts, its alright but I think there will be less jobbers to beat up in gemini

>>536797594
i still cannot tell when these are real or fake

>>536797697
imagine all the femcel umas complaining about how they can't find a mate with those pesky modern rape laws in effect

>>536797660
I thought she was going to be, but her stat growths suck. 20% in wit.

>>536797501
>get no triple speed rainbows
>get no triple stamina rainbows
It's the best of both worlds

>>536791880
Jarvis show me comiket numbers of umamusume vs blue archive

>>536797501
4spd 2stam power spark dominos pizza

>>536797916
manhattan would NEVER ntr me

When is the next Golshi week?

>dog shit stats
>lost a "pre-op" race in 2nd fucking place the day before
>wins stakes easy peasy
okay

>>536797957
full of umamusume A anons

I'm going to make the Habsburgs look like a fucking joke.

>>536796543
Should be enough to get to Group A finals
Past that it's a coinflip

>>536798087
You know how a shitter Uma randomly wins Hopeless sometimes? This time your Queen was that shitty Uma

>>536797230
overworked japanese officer guy needs to match 1v1 in a excel every en player

>>536796847
You don't want the uniques unless they are full discount, long corners/straightaways is more efficient

>>536797886
>you can't use good things ever
dumb catposter

For Gemini cup, should I take Power parents or Stamina ones?
I'm afraid power will lag behind hard if I have to split training turn even more than usual from speed to stam, since speed barely make you reach 600 power when leveling it to 1200.

>>536793396
>But you won't be able to use them again for later.
special week, nice nature, vodka and grass wonder have amazing compatibility with tons of umas.

>>536797026
Almost perfect, borrow a 3* stamina 3* long as well

>>536797583
I'll just sandbag in open all my stam cards suck dick

>>536797886
where are the nikke news you faggot feline

>really good run
>mlb creek decides to not give swinging maestro

>>536797443
That looks like my Rice excep swap stam + speed. Fair warning, she got DESTROYED in a practice room to these giants.

>>536798249
if you don't have an accel to compete with encroaching shadows then you may as well just forfeit if you see a taishin in the paddocks. you can't realistically expect spurt to be enough.

>>536797583
I'm running McQueen again

>AGEMASEN round 2
FUCK OFF

25~ minutes till the cup.
What do?

>Professor curvature just one run before the last race in career
Haha...

Time to guess the sparks....

>>536794769
> Didn't expect the skill points be so tight though.
Did you have any MLB increasing skill points, like Tosho?

Whih of this is good for Gemini CM training? I've been using the right and getting good results on Oguri, but I'm missing key green skills like Right Handed. I also have a LB0 Fine Motion if that helps and I use a friend MLB Super Creek.

>>536798712
speed 2

>>536797351
I don't want to date woman with a bigger cock than me

>disinformation sloptubers are telling you that you MUST have 1500 stamina AND 4 recoveries or you will DIE
so they zig, we zag, right?

how we feeling about cm2 filtering the rest of the shitters /uma/ bros?

>>536798660
>Spe hogging Gourmand
>McQueen hogging Cooldown
FAT FUCKS

>>536797995
>fails to hit stamina requirement
icky bricky

>>536797916
>female trainer getting cucked with a male trainer
I told you anons

>>536798796
stamina number were also extremely inflated for this CM so it isn't surprising

Im going to say it:
Gemini cup will be no different than Taurus cup. People are under the assumption than they didn't have to sacrifice stats on Taurus cup, but most of them did because they overshoot the stamina check, the real perfect umas had just enough stamina and gave everything else to power after maxing speed, building a Taurus uma and Gemini uma isn't more hard, is literally the same RNG with different stat distribution on career.
Taurus wanted you to max Speed and have as high stamina as possible, Gemini will just ask you to max stamina and have as much speed as possible, anyone who was 1200 SPD and no enough stamina will be significantly worse.
And while whales will have an easier time to win, they are still the very, very low minority and more importantly, you only need to win ONE set per round to pass to the next round, which puts you at a pathetic 12% win rate per set to go to the finals, you will find people that will have worse horses than you.

yeah im thinking 1200/1200 on this bitch will be impossible

>>536798712
3* stamina please with 1* long. Also spurt, hopeful, ura finale.

>>536796649
spe-chan/suzuka-san shippers in shambles

>>536798695
I'm here praying to win so that I can use all the tickets in mayano bride, thats a whole 5 free pulls man, maybe even get an SSR support too!

>>536798712
>>536798751
>>536798901
Mixed results....

Is this place whales only? Or are you just larping? How did all of you make it to the finals

>>536798796
you only need 1050 + 3 gold doe

>>536798660
>>536798806

>>536794493
iirc the Japs used to do something like this with Silence Suzuka for some godforsaken reason.

AIEEEE CM IS DELAYED

what are the key white skill sparks for CM2?

The umalator is full of shit, right? Just in general.

>>536798892
forgot picture

>>536798995
Most people are larping and stealing images from twitter and reddit and discord
thats why there is endless gaslighting

>>536797583
Long gets rid of evil nature, we will see Narita Taishin from the whales, Oguri and Golshi stay, McQueen and Agnes Tachyon will also be pretty meta. End closers and lucky pace chasers are going to dominate

>>536798995
I believe in Matikanefukukitaru

>>536799085
Intern-san didn't finish the matchmaking. Gomen!

Jealous

>>536799131
if we can't use nice nature what debuffer we can use?

>>536799085
the one jap intern supervising this game is working hard to manually adjust each bracket so the big spenders get easy wins and this is the thanks he gets.

>>536799115
You dyon't need 1200 stamina bwo

>>536797583
debuffers start to die out after this CM, so 3 aces is the way to go

>>536798087
320 speed and 300 stamina should win hopeless stakes pretty consistently even with Golshi RNG

>>536798995
We're just shitters except for the 3 anons that constantly raced each other in the cm prep rooms

>>536797583
I will run Special Week and Matikanefukukitaru

>>536794493
Not with Curren but people did that with Smart Falcon who is actually antimeta, one of the few units that cucks seiun sky and can match decent against Maruzenzky, wouldn't surprise me if people do that again.

Hope you get a nice Curren though variety is the spice of life.

>still in love believes in soulmates
how does that work
she's a uma, trainer is a human
humans are for humans, yeah?

20 minutes...

>>536799336
wtf really? the spreadsheet said so..

>>536798995
Just luck. I didn't flex my round qualifications because I got an atrocious amount of 2/5 and even a 0/5 run, and only managed a 4/5 win once as my best.

I did build out my horses for the event and race in some practice matches but none of them are anything to really write home about and not like I did incredible in any of those rooms either. Mainly came down to if I was going against a Goldship or not that determined if I won.

>>536798847
Umas cant beat their instincts, they are half animals after all

I've JUST failed 2 (two) triple trainbows in a row.
I am now selling Grass Wonder sausage.

>>536798995
>How did all of you make it to the finals
I am just a shitter who got lucky, the only wins I got were the single 3/5 run that got me into group A and then the only wins that got me to finals were from a similar 3/5 run in round 2. I lost literally every single other race, not by a hair either, like I got dominated.

>>536798806
Really? Mcfatty gives me cooldown in every run I do whenever I use her card

>>536798638
Name an acceleration unique that hits the right timing, red shift is trash in gemini

People aren't gonna run debuffers in a long race right?
They wouldn't be able to keep up right?

>>536794774
'cause 99% of our umas have serious mental issues, both in the psychiatry and raw IQ department. And we only see the ones who qualified for the academy.
You aren't a trainer as much as a targ-wrangler, trying to keep the dumb monstergirls from fucking themselves up (or the squishy humans around).

oguri CRAP (as in shit)

>>536798995
I got 4 wins in one attempt in round 2 while the rest were 2 max. Uma is a luck game

>>536799602
front Urara keeps up by slowing everyone down

>>536799450
2 Hours*

>>536799596
i can name three but i ain't telling you plebs.

which one for cm2?

>>536799602
Debuff Tachy probably could since she has built in stam recovery

>>536795213
It's Gold Ship.
Doing something retarded and it somehow being a victory is lore accurate.

>>536798995
People that didn't make it obviously wouldn't post about it.

>>536799442
Ningen woman fingers typed this post

>>536798796
You should aim for 1200 stamina to have leeway when your gold recovery fails

surely this one will give me good sparks

I think I'm going to give up on parent farming for Gemini, this is the best I got in 40 attempts

>>536799683
that's not what mine says

>>536799671
What if I'm running front though?

>>536799856
power 2*, take it or leave it.

>>536799859
What do you even need and what is your deck and parents?

Consider a mister.

>>536799856
2* power that would have been 3 if this run cleared 600 stats

>>536799859
lol

>>536799891
You lose to Golshis and Naritas

>>536795110
Stars fade, Idols fall, Honses grow old.
Toreinas are eternal.

ayo

Remember people, green skills give 40 to 60 extra of a stat. So Standard Distance maxed gives 60 extra stamina and right handed maxed gives 60 speed. Firm Conditions for Power is also needed simce Power will always be lacking, most of the time. You can aim for Sunny Days in order to get your Guts to 450 as well.

>>536798995
You can shit on a whale with better luck and knowledge. Even if the whale has a deck full of MLB cards, he still has to go through a luck and knowledge check for his career and parents.

>>536799891
Front runners are the hardest unit to build because you NEED ground work and at least 2 front runners.
You will have a chance if you somehow roll for Seiun sky and get a decent spark OR get a decent guest parent but it will be extremely hard as she releases at the same time as CM does.

>>536800020
glue

>>536800048
>disinformation anon nudging other anons to brick their aces
based

>>536792254
>>536792513
>looking a gift horse in the mouth

>>536799960
I'm just trying to get a 3* Long spark atp

>>536795328
iirc she doesn't give much more points than just running G1 instead of doing her recreation.
And you do lose the chance at more rainbows.
Tazuna is used by whales tho.

>>536799940
wrong pink spark

>>536798995
You can hit a good statline with borrows, I don't have a single non event 2lb SSR

>>536799602
Debuffers are used in all CMs.

been grinding parent runs all day and have nothing to show for it :)

>reading some random manga
>suddenly Uma

>>536800119
Frontrunners and Groundwork make me question why every nigger keeps talking about how Summer Maru is gonna be a must pull. Sure she is really strong, but building her is ass.

>>536800020
>no spring
>no right
>no standard
>no tokyo
>duty of dignity
>nemesis
>B-BUT SLOPTUBER SAID SPURT MOST IMPORTANTE
what do you expect me to do with this?

>>536800265
Don't worry tho brother with that monies you are rich now think of the possiblities

>>536799602
You will see a bunch of Stamina Eaters bwo

What are the best uniques to inherit for taishin?

Here are 5 remarkable facts about horse milk:
1. Local Beverage: Horse milk (also known as mare’s milk) has long been the traditional beverage of the Mongolian and Kazakh people of the Central Asian steppes.
2. Fermented into Kumis: When it's fermented, it turns into kumis, a slightly alcoholic beverage which used to be the staple of Mongol warriors, even Genghis Khan's army.
3. Lower Fat Content: Compared to cow’s milk, horse milk has less fat and is closer in composition to human breast milk, which makes it easier to digest for some people.
4. Medical Reputation: Generally thought of by people as healthful, stimulate immune system and aid digest system.
5. Slightly Sweet Taste: Unlike the creamy taste of cow’s milk, horse milk is thinner and has a naturally sweet flavor due to its higher lactose content.

>>536800119
I know. Still, I'll throw my wives at it again, results be damned. I'm kinda more inclined to start prepping parents for Hishiama than tryhard for this hopeless CM anyway.

Trying to torrent the anime because I don't wanna pay up to Crunchyroll. Spe-chan, what the FUCK is that?

>>536800151
My 3* power Urara says she doesn't want to have children, what am i supposed to do?

>>536799103
Straightaway Spurt
Spring runner
Right handed
Kyoto racecourse
Firm Conditions
End Closer Corners/straightaways
Long corners/straightaways
Long stamina skills

Ok i will try to make a good Nature for the next CM

>>536800294
Because you will lose to her and then eventually start your journey

>>536800294
Because Summer Maru is the meta pick for years.

>>536800385
Oguri Cap, Symboli Rudolf, Tokai Teio

AHHHHHHHHH CM IS SO CLOSE

>>536800385
Rudolf >> Oguri >>>>> the rest nowhere

>>536794769
Imo you should squeeze at least a dozen races in total,up to 18. That should net you around 2k points.

Fine Motion you had a single job. You and El Condor are the only MLB what the fuck is your problem.

>>536800413
I see. Time to pay a visit to Taiki Shuttle

What's CM?

>>536800485
i will lose to her even with my own because the other guy's Summer Maru will proc Groundwork and get a 10L lead early race

>>536799298
Haru-chan to fuck with whales and their taishin.
>>536799336
Heh, thanks. More free wins for me when people run out of gas in gemini cup

>>536800150
how is what that anon said disinfo

It's almost Teiover...

>>536800482
they'll never see it coming.

What is Ikuno Dictus' claim to fame? Why is she in the game?

Okay. That's good enough for me.

>>536800558
holy smokes

8 minutes

>>536800583
cm punk

>>536800426
bwo, your nyaa?

>>536800583
Challenge Mode

remember to do your daily roll

>>536800280
The pipeline to horses is real.

>>536800583
Christie Monteiro

>>536800150
Are you upset that I am giving advice?

Your umas died twelve hours ago. You're only just finding out now.

>>536800558
El Jobber Peso...

>>536800426
>he uses pirate bay for animu and not ny

I FUCKING LOVE RED SKILLS.


I NEED MORE UMA WITH THOSE.

>>536800153
That's it? you are retarded then.
Pink sparks are the only think you cannot influence besides giving Aptitude A (i think)
Blue sparks you can influence somehow by having higher stats
White skills become easier to get if all your parents/grand parent have them.
Farming for just both 3* blue and 3* pink is retarded, you have to aim f or something else that you can influence

>>536800000
chcked

>>536800558
Bro I think you gone too far with the training for CM, you are not supposed to train on a different island.

>>536800583
Centimetre

>>536800685
I did and got a vodka, thanks I think

>>536800000
quints of truth

Do you believe that your ace can win the finals?

>>536800020
wow! its garbage!

>>536800426
> Uma musume is still premium only on Crunchyroll
Did they drop their business model where old shit was free?

>>536798995
People who do well are much more likely to post about it. That's why everyone has 120+ IQ whenever tests are posted or everyone makes $100k a year when poorfag discussions are brought up.

>>536800000
Really? You had to post this 5 mins before the final round?

>>536800482
>Ace Nature

BASED

>>536800685
thx bwo ifrogot

>>536800832
Always believe

>>536800832
hmmmm
no

>>536800685
what free roll

>>536799723
>Lvl 30 Silence Suzuka
Its all front runner skills get rid of that shit its not worth a slot, MLB SR is better than noLB SSR

>>536800558
bro using SC and FM in the year of our lord 2025

ive been watching the anime and hoping my condor and spe aces recreate it

>>536800685
We have daily rolls again?

I am ok with not winning but I want those second place carats at least, dont fuck with me game.

>>536800685
Not now

T-minus 5 minutes to watch the tears and play count drop. let's tune in.

>Grandparent farming
>Load up a deck full of skills you want to give to a future ace
>While loading up the skills, still keep a deck strong enough to clear several G1s and win URA
>If there are no good blues, fine, primarily look for runs with a good suite of white sparks
>But if you did get good blues as well, you skip a step
>Horses with bad blues but good whites will be used as inspirations in a loop for future runs until one of them hits 3* blue
Is that how it works?

>>536800670
I heard he went 0-2 in UFC

i got these umas and oguri cap earlier, so even though i have to spark for brian, it could be worse

>>536800872
It's for the next CM bwo your finals is safe

>>536800832
my ace can win unless the game is rigged against me with mood and blockages
in which case there's nothing I could've done and I lost the moment I installed

>>536800685
Bourbon love

>>536800647
How many runs?

>>536800903
i dont have anything better as sad as that sounds, closest thing is 1lb halo and suzuka seems better

>>536800903
>paypiggu cannot even comprehend the concept of not having 3 MLBs for every stat

>>536800832
my ace? heh, which one?
because i don't believe in a single one of them

>>536800294
>Building my horse is ass
Building parents/great parent is the only resemblance of depth on this RNG filled game.

>>536800020
>People are really willing to sacrifice speed and stamina for a skill hint

>>536800832
I will always believe in my uma, so yes

/uma/ will explode in 5 (five) minutes.

>>536798995
Umamusume is a whale game. All the f2pbros already left for better games that respect its players like GBF.

3 minutes for the shit flinging

If you qualified but dont watch the entire final race, why the fuck are you even playing this game?

>>536800832
We will get our dreams destroyed together

Fuck I feel more anxious than before my masters finals

>>536801060
yeah they want to win

First time using her cause i just unlocked the uniform. Name checks out, barely had any stamina still won every kind of races.

Can I do the final round race immediately? Or is the matching the same as previous where I need to wait two hours for it to calm down first?

>>536801073
Nice Neicha is Frieza?

>>536800832
she got this bros

>>536801073
I'm the retard who put a shitty team thinking we could change it. I know i will lose lmao

>>536800280
>needing a game to get into real horses

REMEMBER TO CHECK YOUR INBOX IN 2 MINS

>>536798995
this + another ace managed to get 60% wr in 80 races

i dont think my support cards are that good desu

>>536801132
ratboygenius?

>>536800048
If you train stamina you should have enough guts, double circle is not very efficient you need skill points for gold recoveries

>>536800901
>Free
They're talking about the 50 paid daily disappointment.
Idiots spend $255 dollars a year on a daily single pull because it's "cost effective"

>>536801073
I'm posting now so /uma/ doesn't have to

>SHITTY GAME
>Anyone else feels like dropping?
>CYJEWS
>YOO I love dabbing on poorfags!
>T-There's always next CM...

>>536801056
>rolling inheritance slots is the only resemblance of depth on this RNG filled game

I'm gonna get rng'd
I'm gonna get rng'd
I'm gonna get rng'd
I'm gonna get rng'd
I'm gonna get rng'd
I'm gonna get rng'd

>>536801154
the only delay should be cygames finding your personal snuff tape

>>536800974
No I don't wanna see!!! My team are chokers when it matters!

>>536801073
i didn't quality so i have nothing to worry about, but good luck to all my umadachis

>>536801154
Matching is happening right now, your opponents won't change if you wait or do it right now

pre-loading this image for all of the BRICKED accounts that we're about to witness (mine included).

I'll expect the worst so I'll be pleasantly surprised by even 2nd place

OH GREAT SHIRAOKI PLEASE BLESS MY FINAL RACE

>>536801154
It was a determined 12 hours ago you are just watching the outcome, time doesnt matter

1 MINUTE

i found /uma/sister!!!

>>536801132
>I am a trainer Here's why and the quitting
>bad shitty faggot i lost taurus cup reasons i'm the game
what did he mean by this?

>>536800865
Pretty sure those online tests are inflated and it's 100 IQ retards boasting about their scores. I think most legitimately intelligent people see how pointless bragging about your braindick size on an anonymous forum is, but I'm sure a few are still that in immature.

IT'S RECKONING TIME!

>>536800832
maybe if I get matched with that one anon who locked in his feed team

>>536801285
I just didn't believe that was the case. But cool, guess I'll do the race then.

>>536800832
I will have hope

>>536801314
Third place here I come

ONE
MINUTE

TIME FOR RAPE

>>536801247
You forgot
>BROCKED

>>536801207
Let's be real, people wouldn't be here without the cute girls to act as the hook.

I'm having a diarrhea

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE JUST GIVE ME MY 3RD PLACE

*presents myself*

>>536801132
>i am a TRAINER here's why and the quitting
>bad shitty FAGGOT i lost taurus cup reasons i'm the game

NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW

what the fuck I'm actually nervious, the fun kind of nervious, thanks umamusume..

>>536801383
good luck danchou

>anon
>Whale God SSS no limits
>24umamusumeJPvet
it's over...

it's time

there is only an 8 gacha pull difference in rewards between first and third, bwos.
don't let it get to you

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Good luck everybody

>Hopeful loss
NOT A GOOD SIGN

>>536801014
it took 02 runs since I only started making the parent today

OH BOY GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS.

>>536801241
>Idiots spend $255 dollars a year on a daily single pull because it's "cost effective"
its 50 cents a day bwo

>everyone has great mood
holy smokes

LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN

AIIIIIIIEEEEE SPARE ME KITASAN

Post your results, HERE
Losing is fun

MOODS ALL SET TO GREAT

>>536801467
>the coping titlelet

I LOADED INTO A LOBBY WITH A BUNCH OF SHITTER THEY'RE GONNA TAKE IT HOOOME