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horse p*ssy

>>535698398 (OP)
SEX

your thoughts on teio?

THE GOAT

>>535698398 (OP)
fat mare sex

>>535698518
plappable brat

Posting in an epic bread.

This is the post.

>>535698518
Possessive wife

>>535698518
10 KIDS

>>535698490
>>535698538
>>535698598
>>535698613

are you locked into your CM team once you register or can you switch out umas if they're doing shit?

Are there any umas in this universe that run 42km or longer marathons
Why do I feel like most umas would be too retarded to pace themselves accordingly

>>535698540
Why am I naturally more attracted to Umas that are based on Mares?

This post is ass >>535698613

>>535698398 (OP)
I want to have sex

Currently brushing my wife Daiwa's beautiful hair. I know she really likes it because her tails gives it away.

>>535698659
you have to take care she doesn't get drunk

>>535698518
The King to McQueen

Narita Brian is ass

>>535698704
You are locked to your league after the registration period, but you can change your team before and after spending a ticket. Before the finals, you have one day to freely select your team. When the finals start, your team is locked in place.

>>535698809
>he doesn't know
sleep in separate rooms tonight, anon

>>535698719
Only ningen can run that far

>>535698849
thanks

Ahem.

>>535698886
So what you're saying is trainers can actually dom their umas in bed after they get tired?

>>535698518
the first uma I mindbroke

When there's a will, there's a way.

Thoughts on loli mares?

>>535698975
The verdict Ms. Matikanefukukitaru?

>>535698986
If there's one thing that humans will always have over most animals it is sexual endurance.

>>535699036
>black stockings

fucking little whor(s)e

>>535699036
We call those fillies around here

>>535699036
At least 800 children with this whore

Spe wife

>>535697796
>>535698417
close one

CM Room #2
80798169

Uma Musume Poritty Darby!

>>535698986
If you can make it through the inital assault...

>>535699036
tugging her buruma to the left and then her pantsu to the right

How much stam for the 3200m cm, also am I forced to run pace chaser since no gold recoveries exist for late surger?

>>535698886
I wish humans were real... They'd never beat us in the longest distance races.

sending meme jobber umas to the CM!

>>535699280
1200+120+3 golds

Teio is not for getting chummy with her.
Teio is for making her race until she pukes and she will love it.

>just started a run
>4% chance to fail
>fails
gold ship is RAPING me with this RNG

Teio is for marriage and lots of baby making sex

If your uma doesn't wear thighhighs she's G tier and not worth anyone's time.

>>535699350
And abusefags are for high heel cock and ball torture.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH TANUKI
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1957435921663762918

Did I brick my account if I just maxed out a bunch of support card levels with all my monies without really thinking?

How can human """"woman"""" compete??

soon..

>>535699161
I want a rematch, Im still contemplating if I should go open league or not cause I really just cant win against /uma/

Teio is for leg breaking

What does Kitasan even see in that brat Swee- >>535699036 oh

>all 3 horses have Lone Wolf
anon wtf

>>535699437
No, you can earn money back eventually and any leveled up cards contribute to your team trials score multiplier.

>>535699441
human women do not eat your savings away

STOP DOING KAROKE YOU DUMB BITCH YOU NEED A LITTLE ENERGY YOUR CARDS AND SCENARIO EVENTS WILL GET YOU TO GREAT

>>535699431
It's not abuse she was born to run fast.

Do you guys think there are parables with ningen and umas like the story with the rabbit and hedgehog?

>>535699482
Are you implying that Kitasan is a lolicon?

>>535699517
hi aoi

>>535699517
hahaha... yeah...

stam req for sex with Super Creek?

>>535699376
First time?

>>535699504
>I'll bring lone wolf since everyone expects to bring one so they don't
>I'll bring lone wolf since everyone has it to disable them
>I'll bring lone wolf since I just took it

Stop posting Teio. Stop posting Sweep. Stop posting.

>went to bed early
>had one of those incredibly vivid dreams
>my golshi beat all 3 of my CM opponents by Distance
I really need this to be over so I can be normal again.

>>535699517
Pfffft ha ha HA HAHAAha

>>535699454
>>535699161
Fuck i just cant win...

>idk bro you figure it out
Are all uma doctors quacks?

>>535699585
>I'll bring lone wolf because it sounds cool

>>535699504
wolfs hunt in packs, arisen.

>>535699517
WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS POST?????

>>535699646
I had an Umamusume x Blue Lock crossover dream once

>>535699437
Not at all. That's the endgame when everyone have enough money, you merely mistimed (and looking at the big picture what you spend is merely a fraction)

>>535699690
Cant do shit with the japanese health care system

>>535699517
I don’t mind spending money if it’s to make special week happy

cm
19192408

>>535699517
Have you ever met a human woman before in your life?

>>535699690
Lmao imagine the audacity of a doctor actually saying this to you.
I suppose uma physiology and care is just magic meme bullshit.

>>535699582
Why is this retard allowed to be this sexy?

>>535699690
This is what Dr. House would say. Just a bit more sarcastically

mmm yes

>>535699646
I had a dream of rolling kitasan back then.

Special Week should sit on my face

>>535699725
honestly I could see it

>>535699585
Literal prisoner's dilemma.

Teio I said no

she's oguri cap...

Stop posting Spe, we hate her over here.

>>535699936
big if true

>>535699517
they definitely do, having a gf is definitely expensive. do you not had one before?

I bet hugs from Teio feel good

>>535699936
oguri no cap fr fr

>>535699946
Spica trainer is a scumbag who cheats on Suzuka while she's overseas...

>boy hugs
eeewwwww

This is the run. Wish me luck bros

>>535699936
cap as in "peak"

>>535699946
She also deserves happiness

>>535699506
>>535699750
Okay, thank you. I have won an ura finale by bumbling through after reading a bunch of docs. Now to figure out how to actually build umas and legacies and a ton of other stuff.

>>535700053
Proof?

>>535700053
She did the same to him with me, although she said they were on a break

>>535699517
>regular gf expenditures
>also eats like a horse
>also a fashionista
Literally no one ITT could actually afford a Gold City gf if she was real.

Post uma ass

>2 night owls on the 1st year
Yup it is gluing time.

>>535699946
>we
okay reddit

>>535699662
I'm not saying that my Golshi is unstoppable or anything but I have 200 power over you + Medium S
unless I get random brock moment, I WILL catch up

>>535700265
Do you just like give up at that point or what

TEN episodes
ZERO wins

>>535698886
But horses win in that horse vs human marathon every time?

Kitasan Black I ____ you.

What's the downside in accepting Dia?

>>535700380
But she screamed DAAAAAISSSSSUUUUUKIIII at Kitasan before jobbing to her.

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

>>535700446
fancy

>>535700469
you lose your human rights

>>535700469
She only sees you as a piece of meat

>>535700469
There is none

>>535699936
Oguri Fat

>>535698518
She is cute but I hate her career.

Can someone give me a QRD on the Taurus Cup? How does it function? Should I pick the graded league?

>>535700476
>before jobbing to her
but cheval won that race

chanmi demoralization agents have infiltrated this club

>>535700365
Convert them into fans run / spark run.

>>535700469
dehydration

>>535700053
He wouldn't dare

>>535699690
Part of Trainer school is studying sports medicine for Umas, I remember one of Jones’ books in the anime was about that

cheating on Dia with Kita while cheating on Kita with Teio while cheating on Teio with Rudolf while cheating on Rudolf with Air Groove

>>535700053
...with other male trainers.

>>535700719
I REALLY want to have sex

>>535700347
ikuno dicktus

Calm down you horny bastards!

Cheating on Aoi with Happy Meek

>>535700776
Uhh bro?

Hayahide looks like a bunny girl instead of a horse girl

>>535700729
cheating on Kita with Dia and Daiwa at the same time

>>535700813
>using clocks after fucking happy meek to turn back time so it doesn't count as cheating

GIVE ME HORSE PUSSY

>>535700615
Didn't you listen to their explanation?

Digitan LOVE

Say something nice about my wives.

>>535700776
copy paste

>>535700881
I'm not into boys

Any chances of getting 10k carats before Hishi Amazon banner?

>>535700618
Nah she lost that one.

>>535699161
TM died.

CM Room 3
I'm out after this
25427927

>>535700881
No way these tiny horses could ever stand up to massive horses such as Air Groove and Gold Ship.

>>535700908
different personality
different hair
different glasses

>>535700868
Daiwa would never share her trainer

That's one hell of a thing to say to someone

>>535700996
or even bigger horses...

>>535700957
Probably, but if you spend them all on hishiama you wont have enough for El Condor Booba right after.

>>535700957
Sure if you play the game. Just scoring 2nd in CM group B should already give you 1500 carats.

>>535700908
What's the name of the uma on the right?

>>535701032
They look the same if you weren't wearing your glasses

>>535701072
Daiwa's trainer and husband here. You are correct.

>>535701072
Except for the cases of Oyakodon

>>535700875
my carrot wife

>>535701113
Too big. Horse that big is too slow.

>>535701125
She "confessed" to Kitasan at Arima Kinen though.

>>535701072
True

Chevy Garand. A true american horse

>>535701102
Bullshit, Teio somehow managed to overcome her peak despite getting injured twice.

>>535701056
>>535700868
>>535700729

>>535701234
Your wife is Orange!

>>535700863
Deception, she's actually a sheep.

I'm sorry guys but I think most umas are at least bisexual, their rivalries get so intense it's hard not to compare them to other deep emotional bonds

>>535701125
Imagine stretching your leg that far and still coming third

>>535701072
oh yeah?

>>535700908
not even close desu

the umas are gay because sports are gay

>>535701102
JOBASAN BLACK

>>535701114
I have almost 50k atm, was thinking of rolling on Smart Falcon banner but if I won't have enough on Hishi Amazon that would be really bad.

>>535701290
Kita love

>>535701056
what's wrong with umas and stealing their best friend trainer?

Is /uma/ having a good day ^_^

>>535701102
you fell off, unc

>>535700908
They must've missed the memo saying there's already a bobcut brown haired with white blaze girl with glasses

>She actually failed the 5% from the meme debuff
Creekfags, THIS is your mommy?

An italian chef near my house just died. He pastaway.
Post your rudolf joke here

Stop posting my wife Daiwa you assholes!!

>>535701502
Great day. Can’t say for other generals lol

>>535700572
Hot.

>>535701502
It's mid, getting worse though

>all Umas in movies and series are aggressively gay
>the game makes all Umas aggressively for (you)
>you can't lewd them or Yakuza will drill straight through your kneecaps
I don't understand...

>>535701526
It's like a minefield for 1/3 of career

>>535701526
Works on my machine.
It seems she doesn't like (you)

>>535701572
I was posting my wife. And your wife just happens to be in it

>>535701628
:=3

>>535701485
I didn't know cafe was so assertive

>>535701526
I have had 0 training failures on Creek, skill issue.

>>535701514
Ikuno Dictus has an enormous braid though.

>>535701227
you sure?

Wtf nice nature, just finished a run that had so many bad conditions that she couldn't finish kikuka sho. That's like a new record for me.

>>535701502
Yeah!

>>535701567
I've been reading a book about adhesives, I can't seem to put it down.

>>535701628
Doto

>>535701628
Its funny how the real doto has a silly lip and they put it in the game. They really go into detail.

>>535701818
that was bad

>>535701612
>you can't lewd them
says who?

Doto looks so huggable and soft

>>535701572
Hmm...nyo

>>535701612
Umas in the anime are not gay. You are gay. Thats why you can't understand passionate friendship.

>>535701612
>can’t make NTR or non vanilla trash
It’s a perfect trade off.

>>535701726
I am sure

>>535702002
>Umas in the anime are not gay.
Someone post that Cheval Grand ss

>>535701612
>you can't lewd them
This is the age of AI sloppa I sure can

>>535701612
the anime is to bring nip normies play the game, discover the wonders of having someone special for (you) and increase birth rate

>>535701612
Just don't be an degenerate in public and enjoy umaporn in private like civilized people

>>535701612
Just make some sloppa.
The yakuza can't reach the western world.

I can't believe dogs stole the title of "man's best friend" from horses

Why did no one tell me horses were dragon ball characters?

>>535701567
>>535701818

>>535700995
Thanks for joining, anons
Taishin was walled by dead debuffers

>>535702002
Cygames sure loves to dance around it

Why'd she react like that

dishonest yuribaiting

>>535702012
>can’t make NTR
We can make plenty of NTR

>>535702012
based

they killed teio's design when they ported her into the game. 2018 teio was peak

Is Emperor's Divine Might good for golshi?

>>535702145
>Work out hard
>Study well (wit game afterall)
>Eat and Sleep plenty!

>>Somehow anon didn't make the connection
You only have yourself to blame

>>535702324
Yes

>>535702262
>Night Owl
>Migraine
>Mood Down

I need her now bros I don't want to wait a year....

>>535702232
I mean I had a female friends who were in hetero relationships and they would still french kiss each other when drunk.

>>535702324
it's okay but the accel unique skills are more important

>>535701628
Handsome fella

>>535702232
yeah, to bait retards and get their money

>>535702262
Nature trained her too well

>>535702323
Hello fellow pre-game umamusume boomer.

>>535702145
>visitors from another world
>stronger than regular humans
>stop visibly aging in their youth

umas are saiyans anon

>>535702262
Because she had to console her while being several times a worse racist. It's like cheering up your rich friend for crashing his sport car while you can barely afford groceries, and never cry about it

>>535701818
It sounds like you've put yourself in a sticky situation.

front or pace daiwa?

>>535702410
That's just bisexuals cheating on their men.

Fuck training debuff nature is so different from my usual runs. I should prioritize hints over good trainings right? also what's the minimum amount of races I should run to get enough skill points?

That video of the horse in the lead snapping its leg still haunts me
They way it immediately tried to get back up too ;_;

>>535702536
Front, always.

>>535702232
name a single gay thing that happened.

>>535702410
that is so much less gay than what mcqueen and teio do in the anime

>>535702536
her skill activates more consistently as pace, so if you want to gamble for skills you run her as pace

>>535699158
Spe-chan and her daughters

>>535702567
Would be more loyal to some faggot you were seeing for only two months or to your best friend of 6 years?

>>535702601
You were born

>>535702601
Everything that this character does
>>535702614

>>535702536
BEHIND

>>535702601
first thing that comes to mind

>>535702589
so fucking flat

Grass Wonder being such a stupid moody cunt in her career makes me happy the horse died. Fuck her.

>>535702601
Special Needs and her two mothers.

Poor Matifuku

>>535701246
she thunders down the track and with every footfall the earth shakes and the other umas lose their footing and fall, she wins before they can even get back up

>>535702585
What's that? Do they measure their power output on a horse treadmill or something?

>>535702814
holy retard

i'm going to spend the next couple days trying to make a debuffer to swap in for daiwa. how cooked am i?

I will post a S E X Y Oguri and none of you can stop me.

/uma/ is the gayest cygames general by far now
What went wrong? Was global really that bad?

>>535688751
Give me the G1 hype hors or give me death

>>535702863
You can cook a good enough Nature in a couple of hours

>>535702818
rip...

>>535702863
debuffer is the easiest to make out of all the CM horses

>>535701567
You know? They been trying to make an umaman. That topic has been the CENTAUR of attention for awhile now

>>535702775
Teio was just being silly
>>535702814
One of her moms is dead she is adopted thats why she has two moms

Niggas here would be able to gaslight me into thinking that Watanare is a purely wholesome CGDCT anime with a straight romance subplot.

>>535702280
its always right to take money from yuritards with baits

>>535702782
Flat wife is best wife

guess the sparks

>>535702601
No act of love ever actually happens on screen throughout the franchise, straight or otherwise, the prototype teaser with Oguri and Rudolf that was going in a different direction is the closest it's ever been and even that got censored.
It's all very pg.

You wouldn't know from anons beating their meat for hours in these threads but it's true.

im gonna post nature

>>535702863
that teio is goated

>>535702940
my carrot wife... murdered

>>535702775
Although I love their friendship, l feel like Mcqueen never had those gestures with Teio. She's a bit self-centered

>>535702986
i need art of suzuka being chest mogged by literal children like tosho and teio

>>535702972
>>535702859
Where was the father? It's obvious her two mothers FUCKED.

>>535702989
cant see shit dumbass

>>535702940
SUZUKA

>>535702814
Bait or a shitposter that doesn't play the game?

>>535702937
>>535702941
sounds good bros. i've been mainly holding off to level cards a bit more. i know debuffers don't really need leveled cards but i wanna do it anyways :)

>>535699036
I think she should eat her vegetables.

>>535703115
Must have been a deadbeat. Umas have fathers because some of them have mentioned their dads in the game.

>>535703174
Eishin can't come faster

>>535702863
Holy fuck what deck have you used and what stats you inherited to get a Teio like that?

>>535701502
qyoot horse

>>535703115
Her father was too busy fucking every uma in Japan. True story.

Good morning anons, what's in the schedule for today?

>>535703097
that is true and teio had to win the arima kinen after breaking her leg and being in hiatus for a year to make mcqueen look at her without thinking about herself

>>535703127
guess

>>535703180
Most yurinnigers dont play the game, they just orbit around fanarts on twitter

Bros don't make the same mistake as me... Make sure to take some mid race velocity skills like Ramp up, slipstream, professor or medium corners/straightaway...
This midget has a 100% win rate when not blocked, but she gets blocked in 9/10 CM tests if there are goldships.

>>535703154
>>535703062
Why didn't she listen to Fuku's advice?

>>535703273
I like Agnes Digital

>>535703210
I mean even in S3 you see fathers of both Satono and Kitasan. Special Week is a special(heh) case.
>>535703316
Actually yurifag anime watchers are more primary than gacha only fags.

>>535701502
Doto my beloved

>>535703047
>>535703236
>one gold for pace
It's glue

>>535703210
like Air Groove's dad constantly cheating her mom with other umas kek

>>535703298
>gutsmaxxing
But why?

never glue yourself

you think the other kids go "lol her name is NTR LOL" behind her back at school

>watched new beginning and cinderella gray
>Made me love Tachyon but while i like Oguri Cap it didnt make me love her like i do with Tachyon
Why is this?

they're just good friends bwo

>>535703429
i wanted to see how far i could get with 4 guts 2 wit, i was not expecting a career record out of it

Can you cook for your Uma? How good of a cook are you?
Best I can do is Onions Sauce Chicken legs.

Will we ever have umas that actually hate their rival

>>535703225
She will come in a flash

>>535703467
The GOAT is not quirky enough for you?

>>535703467
tbdesu CG didn't really do much for further characterization of Oguri.

>>535703386
I dont think there is something that gacha only anon, everyone that play this game watched at least one season or movie

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>535703506
Holy glue

>>535703115
IIRC after Spe's mother died, she was given to another Mare to raise but that mare didn't like her so Spe had to be raised by the trainers.
Single mothership seems in line to her story

>>535702907
anything is an improvement over the cuckery happening at every /pcrg/ thread

>>535703465
She keked her own father by falling for her trainer's cock immediately in the anime
This is why you don't breed umas

>>535703483
I have seen art that suggests McQueen has a massive futa cock and believe it is canon. Desu wa

>>535703407

>>535703174
Wait... what does Tama have to do with the deutsch horse and bayern?

Why am I jobbing at the derby even with 3 double circles. This shit is hopeless stakes tier

Went to bed early what the fuck do you mean CM round 1 is already over.

>>535703467
You can relate to Tachyon's muh talent blabbery, you can't relate to Oguri's peak talent that she actually shows.

>>535703294
it was a key moment where McQueen didn't know what to do when her rival was hurt and grandma told her to find a bigger goal and lead the way so she did. The whole "im going on ahead so catch up to me" is a classic rival move

>>535703554
If Special Week didn't do it, then none ever will.

>NTR never shows up during the movie despite being poke's roommate apparently and Opera's rival
wtf kojima

Why does Suzuka moan like that whenever she's tired

>>535703675
You had 24 hours how the fuck did you miss the big "race" button

>>535703640
They changed it so that her adoptive mother loved her in the story like they made Suzuka not die. They like to give the horses happier stories than the real horse.

>>535702585
>Tfw you still have clean untainted eyes and a memory lacking such experience

>>535699725
I very often think of Umamusume x Attack on Titan but like, from season 1 through 3 because I like those the most

>>535703640
This reminds me that Spe is the biggest Nigen lover

>>535703667
Its just her colors

besides silence suzuka, symboli rudolf and curren chan, what are other torainasexual umas?

>>535703706
>>NTR never shows up during the movie despite being poke's roommate apparently and Opera's rival
She literally participated in TM Opera O's Arima and helped trained Pokke. Did you even watch the movie?

>>535703467
You like girls in lab coats.

>>535703236
this is what i used
>>535703410
unfortuately spe decided to be a bitch. surely stam+guts =1400 plus an extra white is enough to make up for 1 gold

>>535703706
but she does

>>535703618
tick tock danchud is logging in

>>535703770
That is such a stretch, holy shit I hate it, but it's also a lil bit amusing.

>>535703483
Yeah, Teio can still give advice to McQueen on her relationship with her trainer after her career. Really good friend indeed

>>535703747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3kyoDx8CLQ
Suffer

I was gacha only but I watched the movie and it made me worse

>>535703606
I was an anime only Anon until gacha released on global, so I think that gacha only Anons are possible after global release.

...Leaf Leaf? Really, that's the best you can come up with.

special chud broke my A+ virginity i am so proud of her bros

>>535703706
?????

teio needs to be corrected asap

>>535703710
Because it makes my peenus weenus hard

>>535703837
To be fair, I had to do a double take as well.

>>535703890
why dont you make like a tree and get outta here

>>535703890
A FUCKING LEAF LEAF

>>535703817
i had a retard moment. i meant this

>>535703710
Don't fall for her seduction

I like Tamamo Cross

>>535703930
Me in the middle.

>>535703851
That suck, rest in peace big guy.

>>535703097
Mcqueen was focused on living up to her family name. Teio runs for herself and her friends, so it makes sense

71800706
69072809

CM practice rooms. Bring 3.

>unlock too many trainees
>now how to play favourites for my TT team
this is unfair
i wanna use them all

>>535703923
Bro your Gourmand?

>>535703930
sex

>>535704064
She's a mean evil honse

>>535704114
shes an end closer

>>535704132
Lies and slander!

>>535703851
I ain't clicking that shit nigger

>>535704101
fatty....

I'm not playing CM because I'm scared

Give it to me straight. Is Professor of Curvature a waste of 300+ skill points?

>>535703923
Doesn't she have that gold Homestretch Haste

>>535704203
everything that artist draws is so damn good, same for the people that draw together for that one married doujin series

>>535704064
Pretty good wife

>>535703465
Yes, they'll also bully her for having bland personality
She could clap back with comebacks like "What does the C stand for in your name, Umamusume C? CUNT?" But unfortunately she's too nice to do that

>>535703851
reminds me of that one video I saw where a horse slipped on the final leg of a race, fell over and broke both of its legs

>>535704271
If you got hints for the distance or run style velocity boosts, yeah

>>535704271
Curvy Proffessor is worth

>>535704226
Same. I wouldn't have minded before playing this game, but I've anthropomorphized the horses too much now.

>>535704306
>she's too nice to do that

>>535701909
I like to believe teio will one day develop a complex over her small body as she grows up

>>535704226
We need an uma with egyptian motif

Trying to train a debuffer is fucking cancer holy shit

>>535703285
Lots of Umawife posting

The entire sport is about breeding fast horses made of glass and running them until they explode, notice how many umas get injured in their stories

>special dialogue when McQueen and Gold Ship are both Aces in TT
Any other interactions like this?

>>535703572
Oguri is more quirky than Tachyon after she gets depression and retires

oishu~
nature dess

>>535702941
I thought goldship was easier since at least I could turn off my brain and click the win button.

>>535703861
lmao no

>>535704510
Special Week and Suzuka have a similar interaction

>Tallying.
LET ME IN
LET ME IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN

>>535703851
Why do necks in general have to be so vulnerable and why do horse legs not just LOOK fragile

>>535703851
>>535704320
Do we not have handicapped horse races yet?
Put them in a wheeled cart, working legs go through the holes and suddenly we get horse cart racing

>>535702468
>>535702365
>>535702145
they should make an uma fighting game

almond eye looks like she needs to be pregnant

>>535704502
>i love dick
holy slutty uma

>>535704459
I won't let her. I will constantly express my love and arousal for her tight, sexy body

>>535704504
I have never seen a fast car that's made of glass. Shouldn't it work the same way with speedy horses?

>>535704104
21414485
56607522
91270062

>>535701696
She's pretty subdued most of the time, but once she gets going, you'd better be far far away from her

>>535704480
Cygames are slow as fuck at rolling out new Jap horses, we'll probably never get foreign ones that never raced in Japan.

holy fuck man
the missing ingredient were Maru and Taiki ult after all
I'm winning CM room now

I didn't know Winning Ticket supported THAT

>>535704510
Grass and Taiki have a very funny English conversation. They were the last duo I'd expect to even have one.

>>535703606
I don't think you understand the normoid appeal this game has. Literally everyone I know who plays (including me) is gacha only. It's ripped through a bunch of online communities, like the fighting game community

>>535702461
>>535702323
what did she look like?

>>535704648
American horses are all dirt races though

>>535704713
How does it go?

Goldship is the worst. Just the worst.

>>535703687
But Tachyon did show her talent, the problem was her talent was stronger than what her body could withstand

>>535704752
>fgc
>normoid
the only thing fg players like more than fighting games is playing literally anything else

>>535702323
Personally I prefer the early beta version of suzuka's design

>>535704271
Only for CM. It's very good outside of it. The posts you're seeing about how it's a waste are specifically about golshi in CM.

my ace does not have accel uniques

>>535704271
It's free points in TT.

>>535704504
Racing fractures as a cause of death are like 0.3% for Jap horses tho

is it worth to borrow a maruzen/taiki as parent even if i have no way of getting double cicle affinity just for the skills?

>>535698398 (OP)
whoever thought of copying oshi no ko star eyes on almond was a genius move, Mengo's art design was the one good thing on that trash manga written by aka pity mengo never had the chance to indulge in her twin incest fetish, fucking aka

>>535700476
Wow you weren't kidding
Except she won
But barely

>>535704839
Bro your complaining about how old games were better?
Unironically though, no game after BBCF was able to even come close to how fucking good it was.

Wait i should be doing more races rather than just training??? Is this why i cant het anything higher than B+?

>the yuri seanig is still shit posting trying to shit things up
its all so tiresome

>>535704618
based, the solution is to constantly praise her and let her have her way when the night comes

>>535705019
I can tell by your reading comprehension that you are an anime player

I wish... Daiwa Scarlet.... was still alive...

>>535704803
>Grass are you ready?
>Yes yes yes
The engrish is very funny to hear.

>>535705042
Anon…

>>535704278
Wish he hadn’t stopped drawing Uma fanart.

>>535704504
All this stuff about umas raping their trainers is slander because they aren't draft horses.

>>535704761
most look the same except they had different guest artists, only a few went through redesigns that can be seen in their support cards

>>535704829
Goldhip training goes from unable to finish URA finals struggling to keep up mood and tons of training restrictions to +600k fan count 0 races lost and tons of energy up events
Shes the ultimate dice roll career, it takes a real genius to master her career

>>535705002
>>535705142
she looks sharper, i get what you mean

>>535705042
rank = fans + stats, ive had runs where a is my highest stat rank and still get a because I had over 320k fans

>>535705084
They'd rather complain about old games being better than play anything else.

>>535705042
The rating is purely down to your stats (training) and skills (training/events/races), stats being the biggest changer.
The more S ranks, the higher the rank, essentially.
It all comes down to your training and with that the cards and parents (inspiration) bonuses.
Don't overthink it, you'll get to A at some point, I did as well.

>>535704838
Nothing is ever guaranteed but there was good chance he would've become a triple crown winner if you know, he didn't have to retire due to bone disease, he had already proven himself enough to be a favourite if he continued. Potentialfags have internet brainrot and can only think in terms of memes.

>>535704861
pffffttttt lmao
are those zombies on the track?

It's one hell of a bittersweet thing. You finally won against that someone you look up to, but you know she's already past her prime. She won this time, but she'll never know if she could've beaten her at her peak
And she still struggled against someone who now hyperventilates at the end of each race.

>>535705126
How many races should i be doing? I thought they werent worth since it's less stats have i just been producing glue?

>>535704502
Based
I love posting meine pferdefrau

>>535704974
Manga would be better if the idol didn't die and the manga was about Ai giving her milk to the grown adult inside the baby's body.

>>535704949
Of course, since the real cause of death is getting shot after the fracture lmao

>>535701612
>you can't lewd them or Yakuza will drill straight through your kneecaps

I thought the "no lewd" was more of a "oh please don't do that pleeeeeease." Outside of events where they have doujin, it doesn't seem like its really restricted that much. Plus I've seen a ton of Uma AI porn

>>535704949
Why does it happen to American ones so often? I thought they both race 2 year olds before their bones fuse

>>535705002
maybe I'm not autistic enough but I really can't tell the difference, the current design is much better

>>535705142
Sovlfvll 2d vs sovlless 3d

>>535704504
that's just a sire issue bro, why do you think Tachyon never had any notable children other than Daiwa despite having 2000 of them

>sovl
pls go back to /v/

>>535704626
kek, damn. My Oguri would've died if that was a front Maruzensky, she was heaving by the end.

>>535705142
I guess it's hard to port the art style on the right to 3d.

>>535705060
It's literally just you anon going on about asians every time yuri is implicated in any way, get a grip

>>535705312
longer cape and more realistic head to body size ratio

>>535705002
>

>land medium/turf inspiration
>decent stat line
>bricked because stupid WHORE super creek couldn't be bothered to show up

Would it really have killed this bitch to show up for 10 seconds to hand out maestro? Stupid fat titted cow.

>>535704974
>whoever thought of copying oshi no ko star eyes on almond was a genius move
she's called Ai-chan IRL so it was inevitable

>>535705475
you have too many SSR's in your deck

>>535703990
I have given up on Super Creek after pulling 2 tazunas on 100 rolls. But i have everything else sans Biko Pregasus MLB.

bros

>>535704625
>I have never seen a fast car that's made of glass.
This majority of these shit things is literally made to break the fuck apart and be as light as possible for MAXIMUM speed possible, while keeping SOME level of safety going as not to kill people en masse.
>>535704949
Nice, nice... now post the US numbers! Oh, you don't want to? How come, anon? Are you afraid for us to see the ugly truth of horse racing that isn't Japanese?

>>535705475
>you avoided her so much she made someone else into her Goo Goo Baby
This is your fault tho

>>535705538
Please stop parroting this

>>535705296
>I thought the "no lewd" was more of a "oh please don't do that pleeeeeease.
It is, Cygames put out a statement which amounted to "please be respectful towards the umas or else the owners might pull out of the franchise" and people tacked on the Yakuza to it because they used to have a lot involvement in horse racing and it's funny.

any reason not to run two debuffers in my cm team?

>>535705298
America focuses on dirt tracks which needs a lot of power on their umas, which causes more strain on their legs.
Japanese turf is easy to run on since it's designed for speed. They're baby mode compared to European turf which is on much heavier ground.

>>535705060
Chill anon, everyone's ignoring it

>my trainers cup?
>like a C i guess

>>535705629
could get fucked by random mood awful

>>535705475
the lewdest lewdness happens on the support cards

>>535705629
Your single ace getting bad/awful mood, late start, rushed, blocked, and not activating her skills

>>535705586
I don't know the mutt numbers and I don't care for them since this game is about the JRA scene. I'm sure they abuse horses in Malaysia or whatever too

>>535705629
unless your ace is mega cracked there's no reason not to have a backup, and you can get fucked by mood RNG too

>>535704764
Dirt race CM at the same time just to fuck with JP whales.

POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>535705454
How many sex sessions do you think Eishin plans a day?

>>535705638
What, really? I thought dirt was low tier... and America loves their turf care, I've seen the shit that goes into NFL field caretaking. Cultural differences I guess

I love yuri.

>>535705454
>>535705798

>>535705616
Cute!

>>535705774
I hate seeing cute little Nice Nature used in this way

>>535705774
Why does your game look so buttery smooth?
Mine feels like its at 10fps in comparison

>>535705142
The 3D modeler is a fan of midriff i see.

>>535705553
W-what is going on with Teio?

>>535705774
>golshi and nature as far as the eye can see
SOULLESS MOTHER FUCKERS

>>535705867
Anon please do not have lewd thoughts about my wife.

>>535705586
for what its worth, F1 cars breaking apart is a safety measure- every piece that goes flying away from the car is removing energy from the system that includes the driver

>>535705946
show your team

I hugged my uma and she felt my boner

>>535705883
nta but my iphone with its new "Game Mode" shit runs the game better than my 9800x3d computer.

>>535706028
>late
Oh nyo...

understanding that you can never overcome the advantage 18* legacies give is a huge blackpill
you might as well give up

IT'S A NEW DAY

>>535705840
America's Classic Triple Crown are all dirt tracks and they happen in quick succession, Early/Late May and Early June. This is why the strongest umas are the ones that survive.

>>535705629
>Could get cucked by awful mood
>Could get cucked by the debuffer wall being so fat you get blocked

>>535706028
to the deserted island with trainer right away

>>535706012
If you're going to advertise her like that I will have as many lewd thoughts as I desire.

>>535706114
you can grind for it for free tho?

>>535705946
I'm not surprised people are using evil nature, she's by far the easiest debuffer to get access to. No clue why golshi is so popular though

>>535706031
Every piece that goes flying off also exposes the driver to DEATH

>>535705798
A couple of times at night

>>535705553
Biko's only giving me a bit better stat than a MLB SR there. You could do the same thing by borrowing Creek (trading a tiny bit of spd stability for a bit more stam stability)

>>535706181
end closers avoid debuffers and gold ship is the end closer horse

WHERE IS MY FALCON YOU DUMBFUCK
GO AWAY

>>535706031
>Mfw the driver goes flying to preserve the chassis
Brutal but fair

>>535702145
Umas are hay ins hay outs

IT'S A NEW DAY

CHECK INBOX

Teio you're too needy and I need some space

bweo the gifts???? oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your shing shing boom boom woosh woosh bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????

>>535706012
>>535706167
>>535705798
>>535705454
how long after brian is she coming? i need to save everything i have for her after getting brian

>>535706028
unlucky 13....

Class 5...home...

>>535706181
Ult always meets activate conditions, innate stam heal, end closer means you dodge most debuffs

But yes it is sovless

>>535704604
The problem isn't just that they can't run anymore. A lot of horses' cardiovascular system is reliant on their legs so a broken leg can have massive health implication beyond the obvious loss of ability.
Most owners would prefer to keep their crippled prize horse as a stud even if it can't run anymore, but in a lot of cases even that's not possible.

Feels good man.

>>535705135
uma with her families are so wholesome

>>535706416
Is this score good enough to get promoted to 6?

>stupid cunts from my supports never give debuff hints
>races are significantly harder if not impossible to place in especially URA season
this shit sucks

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I SPENT TO MUCH TIME READING THIS DUMBASS THREAD AND FORGOT TO USE YESTERDAYS BORROWS FOR RUNS

FUCK

Behold your new Casual God

>>535706479
Mmmmnyes.

>>535704504
>>535705136

>>535706551
Nice and congrats to your promotion

>the daily carat pass doesn't count as paid carats so you can't use them for the daily 50 roll
The fuck's the point in it then

>>535706126
I see. Brutal.

>>535705553
thankfully I was able to avoid this future by winning 14/15 races on my first Teio run and getting her the Triple Crown.
but I gotta say, this is really hot in a way. I want to love and breed her while shes vulnerable like this, and in the end make a miracle happen

>>535706538
>requests dirt choes

Waiter waiter ten pairs of dirt shoes please

Beat this noobs

>>535706615
500 paid, the 50 you get daily are free ones

Wait why am I not using Air Groove as my debuffer? Isn't the best thing you want in a debuffer is a way to fuck over Golshi?

>>535706570
Just get a Camel bro.

>takes your dirt shoes
>hands you back the same shoes
pleasure doing business

>>535706479
probably but also i think that wasn't enough to retain 6

>>535705874
>only works when you're already well into rape range
Stupid device.

TY CLASS 6
TY FOR THE CARATS
I LOVE THIS GAME AAAAAA

>>535706492
heh kekadori

Should I?
I already have her at 3* for her unique and I'm not really a big fan of her anyway

>>535706693
it's really that shrimple

demotionrewardsbros we finally got our first MLB SSR!

annnd this should be enough for Class 6 retention already
time to sit on my ass and collect another 250gem

>>535706492
Danchou isn't gonna be happy about this...

>>535706693
Reminds me of that old Greek joke about an inn owner and a tourist who handed him 10 dollars.

>Club says don't request dirt shoes
>Request dirt shoes anyways
danchou's gonna FREAK

I miss reseteio...

>first creek now her
Neat!

It's a new day!

IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE SHOES YOU MORONS

it's a new day!

AND YOU RETARDS ARE STILL REQUESTING DIRT SHOES YOU FUCKING FUCKS

>>535698398 (OP)
Who wins this
Middle Firm race.

>back to the comfiness of class 5
love that

>>535706739
BASED
use it in your deck now
it's your best card by far

>>535705142
That Nakayama Festa
We were robbed

>>535706283
Your class rewards bwo?

>>535706880
Hand it over, that thing, your dirt shoes.

How will Tracen Academy recover after the numerous instances of sexual abuse come to light? They can't keep the number of trainer victims quiet forever.