Thread 545450149

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>>545450149 (OP)
One way or another...

Stupid question but...is Aoharu...harder than URA? I only ask because I run a low stat parent deck that barely sputters across the finish line in URA at 600/600/600 and I at least want to try it out in Aoharu
>but URA spark is be-
yeah but I want to try it out

>>545450131
hard cap at B at 18* turf
you need to win the inspiration ONCE to get it to A
I know stat rank padding by heart now because I am STILL trying to make Urara work it's not going well

>there are anons in this thread that are going to blow their load on riko/rice
>some are even going to burn their spark on rice
don't let it be you.

>huge inspo
>9* med
>no med
like clockwork...

Oh nonono, what's this Toreina? You were bragging about your 5/5 victories the other day and now you've stopped showing off. Did you get too cocky? Now that the casuals who could barely reach 1000 Speed got filtered off, are you the one getting filtered? Don't tell me you're now banking on Aoharu scenario tomorrow to try and get a better team? You really couldn't build a solid team beforehand?

Reminder

>>545450440
I spent 2000 on other gacha this month. It's only responsible if I don't MLB riko. But we'll see after a few drinks tomorrow.

>Full Armor Fuku dropping at 6
>My regular Fuku is still at 1*
I'll just wait for 3* her instead. I'll cash it in on Christmas Bighead and Fatass instead.

>>545450575
i cant imagine playing multiple gachas

>>545450629
>Kidnapped

>>545450483
I don't wanna talk about it, okay.

>>545450335
I hope there's free beer and rock cds in there

>>545450284
Not getting MLB Kitasan sounds like literal throwing who the fuck is settling for 2/3LB Kita when very thing that makes her so powerful is only available at MLB?

>>545450436
>>545450228
>>545450421
Damn, looking pretty grim then.

Start a family!

>>545450510
17 is 51 in horse years

>>545450510
My 17 year old wife

>>545450506
my cm team

>>545450483
FUCK YOU SMUG TEIOPOSTER
IM GONNA CUM RIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>545450436
That requires a lot of dedication, given urara's affinity.

>>545450815
Kurofune never ever....

>>545450794
God, what is that hideous thing

This was FUCKING ADORABLE

I hate smug Teio.
I hate bratty Teio.
I hate injured Teio.
I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE TEIO.

>4-3-1-2
I'm beginning to think my Taurus aces were some hot garbage
who the fuck was it that said goldship would be good this cm with the fucking block crew in front of her

>>545450961
Suzuka is the cutest

>>545450440
Give me 2 good reasons why I shouldn't

>t. No kita no supercreek

>>545450916
Don't let it get to you anon..

>>545450794
F is tough but doable with dedication, G is the lowest circles of hell though.

>>545450575
thanks for keeping the lights on, oinker.

>>545450927
That's your bro, bro.

SHE FUCKING RAPED THE RUN
WHAT

>>545451197
yeah, the uma

What's the new fortune horse coming tomorrow? Can't tell what she's dressed as

im done with this dogshit game

>>545451102
>both her og and the skin actually have no glasses on
cygames................

So is Aoharu releasing tomorrow?

>>545451337
Mayachi isn't too happy about your performance either....

>>545451328
Only your lifelong partner ordained by Shiraoki-sama themself.

>>545451397
Update is tomorrow yes.

>>545450927
The avatarfag horse

>only stat you will consistently get to 1100 unless you're doing some wacky 600 all stats parent run
>can't get speed sparks
I'm fucking losing it I'm going to kill Riko.

This is the next gaslight banner after riko just so you know

Pls tell me Curren is secretly actually really good at something.

>>545450483
Be quiet or I'll break another of your bones

>>545451572
At being a whore, yeah

I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER GIVE ME THE FUCKING NEW CAREER CYGAYMES

How did this Vodka carry me to A rank finals

>>545451571
Can someone post the Ikuno... Diktus pic pls?

>>545451496
shiraoki bros.... this is.... this is just....

>>545451496
Metafags, your thoughts? Is she any good?

>>545451571
>Guts right after the buff so people are easily tricked
>fov gold
>skill hints are all terrible

how to make umas stop raping their trainers?

>>545450284
I will simply get all the cards I need from free pulls.

>>545450791
If you have LB2/3 kita, you can get to MLB with the free selector+crystal

>>545451067
What's so good about that power card? I have it at LB0.

>>545451082
You should. That anon is dumb.

>>545451756
>>545451757
She is good for warming my bed atleast.

>>545451786
Get the trianer to just consent.

>>545451786
Teach them that it's wrong.

build my CM5 team /uma/, gaslight me

>>545451850
it has nice skill hints for parent runs

>>545451451
I wouldn't be happy either if I had to stand next to Taishit

>>545450149 (OP)
Right at the start of the career, do you do a recreation till great or wait for mood-up events?

>>545451572
dedicated uma for TT sprint, that's it

>>545451684
Speed cap plus medium S goes a long way
Stamina is marginal but late surger is the most stamina efficient
>witlet
you're a very lucky boy
But i guess with no accels you can only rely on raw power plus forward positioning from your mid race skills to let you steal wins that way

>>545451757
it's her first and only alt costume, if you don't roll then Shiraoki will never bless you again and your rolls will look like this.

people bringing full debuffer NNs will NEVER experience this KINO

>>545451572
beast mode next cm

>>545451620
Not what I meant... please, I have barely any uma but she spooked me twice, and I do like her but I don't know how to use her other than in TT sprint.

>>545451496
unique seems like gold shit's anchor though it has extra conditions. growth-rates kinda suck for a long specialist. pulling for this rat will bring great despair to your account.

>>545452124
use her in the next cm

>>545452026
I have really good cards but still don’t understand how to properly build Uma. It’s a curse I fear. Great cards, awful stats

>>545450961
why does suzuka look like she's been stretched out vertically here
like she looks super lanky. her ears are even reaching the event title box

>>545451314
Is this her best laugh? I need more I want her most dominant mocking narcissistic laugh, even though this one is great

>>545452181
I pull simply because she a cutie
That is all

>>545452052
Why would I want a stinky uma to win.

>>545451931
>>545452036
I take it that's a nyo...

>>545450968
>says he hates teio
>doesn't include a teio coffee image

>>545451572
She's really good at looking cute!

>>545452265
shes hopping. Im too lazy to make a vid of it

>>545452282
That's one of her worst laughs actually she sounds like her throat hurts

>>545450794
wtf bro was a dirter all this time???

>>545451572
she's an amazing tease.

>>545450794
Is it not funny how Cygames woke up one day and said "what if we make horses that will be literally unusable on 95% of our game's races outside of TT"?

>>545452052
Actually, my fully dedicated debuffer NN got a win yesterday. It was hilarious.

>>545452389
Teio coffee is so overplayed and old, come up with new material

>>545451571
feet

>>545452415
I like the idea of Sunday Silence being a wingman for Cafe.

>>545451684
Just get lucky with heals and this beats weak teams.
My Ryan won sometimes without pumping and without capped speed, and only shift for accel
Your Vodka has more power and with the unique and speed, she's probably faster than my ryan without pump.
Just need to string 3 wins in a set after all.

>>545452415
the ghost should be helping trainer open the door

MAKWEEEEEEEEN

>>545452467
dirts get the best uma

>Requesting dirt shoes when everyone else is trading medium
Why is she like this?

>>545452492
With enough autism, anything is possible (this recent chanmi was turf sprint)

>>545452523
teio coffee is a timeless classic

>>545452492
WONDER ACUTE WAS DIRT ALL THIS TIME?
Holy fuck I feel so fucking robbed, I wanted to run her on all my CM teams...

>>545452550
she is
the culprit part means she took one of the futons away to make the sex happen

Im just going to auto select for CM and not care. Tired of this try hard shit, not worth.

>>545452550
She is.

>>545452554
>bird mcqueen
I fucking knee-
>Maruzensky
never mind...

>special week doesn't finish her chain on my best run
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE RUN WHY DOES IT START SENIOR YEAR SEPT FUCK YOU SPECIAL WEEK FUCKING DIE

>>545452660
G turf too, it's umover.

>every fucking race today is double Nice Nature
FUCK DEBUFFERS
FUCK YOU IF YOU DEBUFF

>>545452492
BC scenario will make them mandatory

>>545452670
>>545452685
Oh though she was the one keeping it closed
I only got like 210 Wit

>>545452680
Is she playing that find the nipples game that the Japanese youth love to play on each other

>>545450506
BIKO WOULD NOT DO THIS
IT'S TOO DEGRADING FOR A HALL MONITOR AND CARROT RANGER FAN TO DO THIS

>>545452759
looks like someone didn't get enough stamina. : >

>>545452510
Wha- oh, it's open.

>>545452467
Dirt umas are based

>>545452660
See >>545452620
Many japs who have dirt oshis force them on turf CMs and still win through sheer autism still

i love mayano so much bros :)

>>545452816
I bet Biko buys fujo Carrot Ranger Doujins at Umaket

Aiiieeee only 2* stamina
Good thing the objectives are done

>>545450815
>>545450916
I wonder if Forever Young winning BC Classic will finally make Kaneko yield... I know he feared the scandal of his #1 beloved horse Deep Impact to rise up again but if he don't want to give Deep it's fine but atleast give us Kurofune Kamehameha and Apapane

>>545450284
can i just borrow mlb riko and be fine if i have mlb kita and creek or do i also need mlb rice?

>>545452925
I've been trying to get the 2 star speed one since it came out and I am SHOCKED how rare it is

>>545452829
Shut the FUCK up. I just hate you debuffniggers.

>>545452703
I had to put in someone to set the front distance against all these pace chasers. Ironically, McQueen doesn’t have any Groundwork and just relies on 900 power

>>545452778
Teio and Neicha I get, but why is Daiwa Scarlet excited about this?

>>545452994
you don't need rice
she's only a cope card for creeklets

>>545451496
>Lucky Seven is gone unless you get it over taking 20 stamina
At least they're buffing L7 next week, right? by removing the 50% chance it does nothing

>>545452492
>favorite umas are Inari One, Transcend, Wonder Acute and Espoir City.
At least I got lucky with Inari having A on both Turf/Dirt but man...

>>545453036
>doxxing civilians
shame on you

>failed a 5% 80 speed training
>got event drive-by'd by BOTH Biwa and Fujin
>Tazuna didn't appear until senior year
i shall simply perish

>>545451983
Kitasan has 3 mood up events and the scenario has 2-3 so I generally wait.

>>545452868
i was scared for a moment all of those umas were dirt only but actually some of them are dual surfaces

>>545451850
Max hints of Ramp Up, Homestretch etc in single friendship event

Wasn't the g1 affinity change a 1st anniversary change too? Any chance that just randomly drops on the 11th? Did cygames even announce it in JP when they changed it, since it's kind of hidden info?

>>545452759
>One of them breaks from the pack and you realize it is actually an Ace Nature.

>>545453036
but if you hit the stamina goals they can't even hurt you! you know those are there for a reason, right? Did you ignore all that advice?

The american scenario with Forever Young and Sierra Leone will make dirt great again. Trust the plan.

Now I need to grind some new umas tomorrow (Damn you Cygames)

>>545452282
I'm a fan of this one.

>>545453057
Scarlet would make her trainer give her 11 children

>>545453016
i got 1 during the reset, hope you get it soon too

>>545451983
I do one mood up on turn 2 usually, if it doesn't hit karaoke then as long as at least one of my cards has a mood up event I just power along. Neutral mood is just way too much stat loss not to bump at least once right away.

>>545452994
Rice loses a lot of value with the guts rework we got in advance, since we can just use Urara now for the scenario. Rice will also be shit for MANT with her non-existent Race Bonus.

Do I run double dominator with my best ace or run triple ace for Finals?

>>545453137
crayon eater

>>545453328
the raped

>>545453384
single dom double ace

>>545453185
stamina was kind of a gaslight (assuming you get decent rng) I got A finals with this fatty just fine.

>>545451786
>>545452868
>>545453105
>>545453130
>>545453232
>umas
You know the plural is uma, right?

>>545453484
my umas look just like this but I do so much shitter than that, what are her skills?

Fuji post-race paizuris

>>545453439
Yea I'm a fan of opera too. I wish he'd do an animation for her.

>>545451496
So why is she called Full Armour again?

>le "Ace" le "Double Ace"
All my Umas participating CM to win! They're all my aces! FFS

>>545453384
triple ace

>>545453546
RAPE mcqueen

>>545452968
Kaneko would rather die AND write his will where he'll still cockblock Cygames from his horses beyond the grave
i miss king kamehameha, just remove that annoying yuri schtick she had with amazon :'(

>>545453016
That's my last one too... I really want that card at mlb for aoharu so I can rebuild my TT team with it.

>>545452736
>hydrates you

>>545453384
triple hybrid dom is the way

>>545453552
literally just don't get a lobby with too many fronts

who the fuck would even roll for this

>>545453685
Me

>>545453630
No, I think her crown name is actually Mejiro

Now that Aoharu is almost here, what's your URA record?

I actually prefer if the lobby has 2 fronts. It means my pace can proc shooting and unique, easy wins

Anime buff

I just want to know why these umas with less than 300 guts just dodge all the fucking debuffs that I'm catching, I thought that guts in its current state at least meant something

>>545453685
Fuku has ton of fans in xitter I believe

>>545453546
Proof?

>>545452510
>babby league

>>545453630
I know, I still make sure to always say umas, animes, doujins, mangas, etc when posting here.

>>545453546
this is america, we talk american here, all plurals have an s at the end, except moose which is MOOSEN

>>545453685
People who like Fukukitaru.

>>545450791
My better aces all were made using LB2 Kita.I'm still hoping for a cheeky spook during our freebies.

>>545452968
No, he will never allow his horses here since he doesn't support gayshit. Cygames was retarded enough to pitch umamusume to him in the early days using a yuritrash pv with Kinkame.

>>545453685

>Two inner rail skills

Can you even control wether or not your uma moves inside or outside during the race?

>4/5, lose because didn't proc accels
>4/5, lose because didn't proc accels
>5/5,
>4/5, lose because didn't proc accels

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET SHIT ON SEIUN SKY SHITTER

>>545453685
>innate experience
nice euphemism for whoring around

>>545453546
>>545453938
I also like replying to wrong posts, on purpose of course.

>>545453881
Was this a lucky round 1 match or something? How?!

>>545454114
Why must you dox these bystanders. They did nothing wrong.

>>545453669
YOU DIDN'T EVEN HYDRATE ME THAT COULD'VE SAVED IT BARELY BUT NO FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM GLAD I DON'T HAVE YOU IN UMA FORM

>>545452492
>Wonder acute
Dear god, I feel heart broken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM3uXu1Dq4c

>>545454080
units that are at the head of their pack settle into the rail, units trying to overtake are the ones that tend to move outside. a unit with a mid-game velocity unique will generally have separated themselves.

So what’s your excuse for not running triple aces with your Oshi included?

>>545454207
>2:10
It's always the shitters momposting too lol

>celebrating an Obuhi Fat win
ISHYDDT

>Queue A graded
>Nothing but medium S frontrunners with debuffers
Very cool!

Idk what the problem is, the special week card always gives gourmand

>>545454248
Seeing as how she's a late surger, then isn't she always going to start moving away from the rail at the end? Are these skills much better on front runners?

>WitGOD is a Gurren Lagann fag
Holy based

>>545454125
this was consensual though

>>545454425
Until she wasnt.

>>545453546
ウマ /= 馬 thoughever

Can I still make it to A tomorrow if I landed in B today?

wtf, I just met a turf s medium s front s falcon in fucking open league.

if you used mlb kitasan you didn't beat the game

>>545454490
I love my bro.

>>545453803
Like 12k something

AHHHHHHHH SLACKER MIGRANE NIGHTOWL
THE CAREER BUFFS CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH

Teio!

>>545454556
Yes, you can do it!

imagine being forced to gobble this all night
oh no haha

Uh oh oonigersisters???

>>545452968
Kaneko is a massive faggot by gatekeeping is horses to Cygames

>>545453685
I will spark her in the all spark if she doesn't spook me before then.

Slut

>replace sub Narita for NN
>win 9 of 10 races
>barely lose to a stack Summer Maru
I really was playing on a handicap.

>>545454643
>forced
I'd eat it with infinite gratitude!

>>545454125
this scenario wouldn't happen because Gold Ship IS my wife

>>545454556
Queue at reset and hope that the sweats are all playing aoharu. If you run into whales... save the entries and play aoharu. Remember to save your borrow runs.

>>545452492
>>545454228
E Tier - Easily curbstomp turfneighas with a proper build
>Smart Falco
>Espoir City

F Tier - Tough, but achievable with the grindset mindset. For the most dedicated uma stans
>Copano Rickey
>Transcend
>Shinko Windy

G Tier - You'll never get this uma to win on the turf. Just give up. They live for the dirt only.
>Haru Urara
>Wonder Acute
>Hokko Tarumae
>Furioso

I HATE TEIO
I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER

>>545452492
hold for the inevitablr usa career in ???? years

I LOVE TEIO
I SERIOUSLY FUCKING LOVE HER

I LOVE TEIO
I SERIOUSLY FUCKING LOVE HER

>>545454619
>>545454712
I was excited to start Teio's career after seeing these kinds of images but I never saw how the Yandere stuff span out from it.

gold ship actually behaving feminine really activates my neurons

>>545451943
teio taiki and ryan

Is the update skipping the vaunted front meta?

Spark grind with free cards

I TEIO
I SERIOUSLY HER

>>545454881
It's mostly just from one event where teio gets jealous that you're checking out other umas besides her.

>>545454619
>>545454712
What I do after work is none of your goddamn business, Tokai-san

>>545454904
>teio
Blue or red?

Bros I hate my parents but I also want to make amends, what the fuck do I do (Wonder Acute tax)

>>545454687
why does this nigga look so magnificent

>>545454228
Her rivalry with Falco is kino at least. A shame they came out way later than Falco so they couldn’t be in her career in turn though. Instead she’s the final boss in basically all of them kek

>>545454967
You could kill some Uma by using their family name like that.
Be careful, Anondachi.

>>545453647
>this newfag thinks the yuri shtick is removed from the franchise
Are we ignoring ballroom alts now?
Instead of perverted yuri like the one in the trailer, we get classy yuri instead (it looks classy and proper in a glance so those boomer owners are not complaining.)

>Checking records of people I'm going against
>None of them get first in anything recorded
>One of them gets first against me
Kind of sucks knowing I'm the shitter they're going against to fix that, but whatever, I accepted being king shitter in B league.

DEATH TO TOKAI TEIO

>>545454712
>>545454967

For those who have to borrow Kitasan Black, how easy is it for you to train an A+ uma?
It's very seldom for me and I feel like I might be doing something wrong.

>>545455091
ryanxwonbin
you fucking retard

>>545454881
A lot of the yandere fanart is due to her character song having yandere undertones iirc

>>545455091
what kind of looney tunes ass lobby are you in where king jobber is winning

>>545454125
My wife does not lack stamina!

>>545455091
nice censor bwo

>>545455110
What? There's nothing wrong with it.

..................

>>545455091
ryanxwonbin? yeah that's going to THE SHEET

So when does Golshi gaming end? When Ogurin forma hxlidays releases? 2 years from now?

>>545455228
holiday ogurin releases next month bwo

>>545455215
>pasa
>mask off
>confident

>>545455206
>game has impossible missions

>>545454918
So that's where NPC umas come from

>>545455290
>january is next month
b-bwo?

>>545455137
I'd say the same, I have pretty good sr's that are mlb and my creek is 3lb. I think it's just too much rng and not getting rainbows + lack of 9* sparks. Like for Oguri I managed an A+ ace in maybe a day or two using borrows but grinding SMaru's all month I couldn't get close to an A+

>>545454918
Why are you grinding guts and wit sparks?

single mom in tracen

>>545455206
>Just spark grind golshi/creek/fuku bro

>>545455170
She wins if she Pumps, simple as.

>>545455004
Because Flash is a remarkably handsome horse in general

>>545453931
>>545454687
gorgeous horse, gorgeous girl

>>545453685
I want to roll for her, I really love Matikane

>>545454918
>>545455347
>the veterans toreina retire get physically reskinned into an NPC uma

>>545455405
Doesn't Rudolf count as a single mother?
Or father.

>>545455050
Go break a leg, Tokai-san

>>545455405
Would you rather a young single mom or never married at 50?

>>545455373
I also have 3LB Creek. Thanks for the confirmation.
Seems like having the flexibility to borrow Biko just pushes you over the edge.

>>545455137
Not easy but not impossible, managed to get a usable A+ for the last CMs. Trick is to do 9001 runs and hope for the best.

Stop being so pretty or I will give you 20 children by force

>>545455137
I can get one every 3-4 weeks. You really just have to wait for the highroll to show up.

>daiwa scarlet
>pretty

>>545455215
>>545455297
having an uma also means having a super human as a bodyguard

>>545455405
Haru Urara walking in on King Halo and I during passionate lovemaking and telling her we're just wrestling

>>545455405
but i'm her husband

I fucking refuse to believe training percentages are factual, how the motherfuck do I fail SINGLE DIGIT PERCENT CHANCE SO CONSISTENTLY AS I MICROMANAGE EVERY DROP OF FUCKING ENERGY SO I DON'T EVEN GAMBLE ON IT MUCH
I can't fucking play this game, forget a fucking "ace" I can't have a run not implode in my fucking face AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE GOOD LB SO MY STATS ARE SHIT ANYWAY

>>545455685
shut the FUCK up vodka

DID YOU KNOW that Machikane Tanhauser just buys human hats and cuts holes in them

Not a single Haru Urara win?

>4/5
>4/5
>4/5
>4/5
I'll take it.

>>545455137
never unless I'm doing some silly witmaxxing or gutsmaxxing

>>545455228
reality itself bends in order to ensure that you will never truly see the end of Gold Ship

>>545455592
For casual sex or for marriage?

>>545455728
On the turf in front of all the fans?!
Sometimes i forget umamusume is a world where the fans eat up trainer and uma romance

I'm ok with this. Welfare Brian made being both a Kitalet and Creeklet a bit less painful

>>545455004
He had to save his Jockey going full meme at tenno sho for a reason.

>>545455786
are you the win data anon
because your horses are just cracked

Why the fuck does El Condor Pasa never proc her ultimate anymore?
I have 900+ stamina, gold recovery proc, no debuffers.

Did Jewgames nerf her because she was the best horse for every CM and wins every race with ease?

>>545455762
>He doesn't gamble
Wrath of Shiraoki-sama be upon ye

>>545455091
nice censor retard

>go against a Med S Turf S 1200/900/800 Oguri and win
>go against a Med A Turf A 1100/800/700 Oguri and lose
This game SUCKS.

>>545455746
King's good ending

What are they so afraid of?

>>545454970
blue

>>545455091
I believe in you toreina!

>>545455762
play more luck based games like XCOM or Pokemon, then you'll realize how much the numbers don't matter and everything that isn't 100% is just 50%

>>545455645
why is this canine tooth a thing? christ, daiwa's aesthetics are a fucking mess: giant hair, a fucking tiara, a collar, ribbons, some kinda blue feathers. only an insecure person would try to distract from themselves this much.

>>545455739
>was wearing a swimsuit the whole time to show off to her trainer(totally not fiance)
>trainer(absolutely not her fiance) looks at other umas
>undresses and shows off her swimsuit
cute, funny and petty

>want to make parents for next CM
>forgot we have the buffs next week
Should I even bother or should I wait?

>>545455728
CHUUUU

>>545455228
have you not realized that this is Golshi's world?

>>545455968
How as a business owner would you feel if two men strolled into your failing business only to offer 12 solid gold bars as "donations"?

>>545455529
divorced dad energy

>>545456007
You just can't handle peak blue

>>545455994
Thanks dancho

>>545455928
Victoria por plancha is a wit-check now and no longer a guaranteed activation

>lose hope of winning a single race
>skip
>NIIIIICE MACHUUU DESSS
thank you ryan sama

>>545456026
unless you're making groundwork parents it shouldn't matter

>>545455903
thats me yeah

>>545455879
YEAAAAAAAH
TOREINA
YOU BETTER BANG SUPER CREEK/NATIE OR WE WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

>>545455928
you need to be 1st or 2nd, could be cucked by fronts, you also proc it really late, it needs to be in a straight in the last leg, the straight starts 400 meters in or so, so you are almost never going to get it in cm4

>>545455707
Ywah but also that bodyguard is your rapist

>>545456007
It's a little something called moe.

>>545455002
I think you can try, but if they are 100% decided not to give you a chance, you shouldn't kill yourself over it. best of luck to you though

King Halo is REALLY annoying
I can't stand her stupid laugh when she wins.

waiter waiter, more front runners please

MORE LIKE EL PASSED OVER

>>545455928
On what track? It doesn’t proc on all tracks

>>545456230
you have to repay her somehow

it's not a good time to queue

>>545456285
>2:11
damn you guys suck

>>545456182
why are umafans like this?

>>545456262
good thing it doesn't happen often

>>545455483
Is that why they had trainer go “damn she’s so majestic, I want to train her”.

>>545456273
do rate engines by umapower in umaland

>>545456305
remember that umas don't like trainers that are used goods

So if I have MLB sweep plus MLB Cafe SRs, with MLB Urara am I pretty much set even if I don't have kita or creek? It feels like I'm not far off of being pretty much fine without them

>>545456172
What if I were to made a groundwork parent? I know Falcon is getting her card buffed for guarenteed groundwork and that guts matters more for the last spurt.

>>545455091
>wonbin
The first Kpop fag I see playing /uma/ and it's on fucking 4chan out of all place. Surreal.

I wouldn't say I hate Teio but it's true every time I'm forced to see this smug face I want to punch her lights out

>>545456448
Good. Trainers are for Ningen women only

Finally a single win... This is why I wanted to be in group B

how it started

>>545456467
I swapped put Cafe for Top Gun and have much better results since she has that fat 10% training effectiveness. Worst case with Top Gun is getting the same abount of Stamina as with Cafe.

>>545456538
I won't fall for the ningen propaganda, cygames

>>545456273
Oguri isn't there because she's busy drinking oil

>>545455347
>>545455513
The next time you see 'Imagine Losing', now you know where she came from
>>545455398
Why not?
Now if you don't care about guts and wit sparks you can use Suzuka and Spe or Goldship over Mambo and Dober

Aoi Kiryuin is a rare instance of a female human having half a strength of an uma musume
Canon btw

R.I.P. my 100% winrate in Open.

>>545456428
I HATE CURREN

Work sucks. Life sucks
I'm going to buy all 3 piggy carat packs to feel some sense of security and control

Why aren't thumbnails loading but the image loads instantly once I click on it

>>545455137
i would have to luckshit some trainings, but i get pretty close pretty easily (above 11.5k normally)

>Open
Nobody cares

>>545456196
>>545456306
Ah, so it's because of the track?
It didn't proc in Arima Kinen career and CM4.
I'm still used to the CM3 auto-win when she is pos 1/2 on the final stretch.

>>545456495
it's just more hassle and not as good
falco giving guarantee gw means you can fit in better skills for white sparks from more cards because you don't have to chase gw hints, also meaning better stats for G1s more more/consistent G1 sparks

>>545456603
how its going now

>EMERGENCY!
>THIS CANNOT GO OOON!

>>545456678
Based

>>545456668
How do you guys limit your umas to B?
I only get C+ or B+, never B

So she can just do this?

>>545456796
Director... Your stretching reps...

>>545456572
it's american hours bwo matchmake in SEA or EU hours next time

DOTO LOCK IN

>>545456678
>buying into random scamcha
>control
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

>>545456495
Sparks to discount groundwork is still nice to have. Just focus on making full URA parents for now.

>>545456876
This is the same hours that got me 5/5 yesterday...

>>545456878
post your doto

>>545456828
I mean... Tachyon has created glowing liquid... or liquid that turn you to a guinea pig... World of Uma Musume outside the races is just that wacky

*cough* *wheeze* h-how are we holding up free2play bros...

Round 2 no problem

>>545456949
>round 1 stats
doesn't matter, round 2 is the great filter as always

>>545456873
Daughter of a sumo wrestler btw

>>545456953
use her as LATE

I think this is the first time I got 2*+ spark with groundworks.

>>545456760
That's true. I usually run Air Groove on all my parent runs, even for non-front parents, since I I'd rather have it and not need it and such. Though I suppose I could do some Ryan parent runs since she is probably never going to be used for a front ace besides affinity reason at the most.

HARIKITTE IKOU!

>>545457031
I somehow ended up in Group A Round 2 again. I'm just happy to get into Group B Finals. My ace with 900 stamina, 650 power, and 3 gold recoveries keep losing to others without even max speed, 700 stamina at best, and 2 gold recoveries at best. I have no fucking clue why.

>>545456909
My uncle works at cyjames, he'll refund my carats if my rolls go wrong
I don't even know my uncle

>>545456616
Definitely respect that, I've started getting +4s in races due to Cafe which has been really nice but overall I'd imagine the +10% on Top gun probably is better overall

>>545455137
>For those who have to borrow Kitasan Black, how easy is it for you to train an A+ uma?
Only possible if I'm doing 3SPD3WIT. Otherwise the best I do is floating between B+ and A

is this a MUST PULL?

I MADE IT INTO B FINALS THANK YOU TACHGOAT

>>545457114
if you have ryan/maru/taiki they're still all good to do parent runs on
Honestly, perhaps even creek or tachy

>>545457256
Yeah bwo run a power card instead of a stamina card now that guts isn't a meme stat.

>>545457208
>Otherwise the best I do is floating between B+ and A
Bwo... my deck is trash but an ace run is never below A, you need to change up your strategy.

>>545457068
was the owner a sumo or something

>the best version of umapyoi densetsu is the male trainer that is more of a shitpost
Seriously?

I'd rather you rest up fully before emerging from your cocoon.

>>545457328
>if you have ryan/maru/taiki they're still all good to do parent runs on
Danchou here, only Ryan/Maru are good for parent runs, preferably Maru. Remember, the more G1s the better your affinity, plus more points to buy skills for luck with white sparks.

>>545454114
Oguri is 100% the greater evil.

>>545456820
Just search "umamusume rank calculator". You will find a reddit link. Copy the scriptless version.

Only got 2 wins out of 5 in my free run. But I'm using a sub-1200 speed, sub-800 stamina, sub-700 power Smaru so I reckon I can probably grind out a better one before tomorrow's deadline. Not having Creek is a nightmare, because I've seen a couple times now my Smaru die right on the line or even a few yards short of the line.

>>545457419
>A man does someone better than a female
I'm shocked, truly

>>545457089
are those uniques required? pump some iron I know but flowery maneuver?

>>545457031
Kinda sad that I almost got a third win against a Mihono who didn't have great stats, but apparently decided to lock in and be able to ult when her record didn't show her getting any times in first, but RNG be RNG. But glad I even got ONE win, so I'm fine chilling in B unless tomorrow decides to be funny and throw me to the lions with a 3 win or more ticket. Happened in Cancer when I got one 4-1 and everything else in Round 2 was 0-5 or 1-4 lol.

>not a single sloptuber Virgo guide out
the silence is deafening, they are like fish out of water

>>545457419
i agreed with this post until i heard fenomeno

>>545453036
>oguri
>smaru
Kill yourself fag, I'll debuff your metachasing nigger ass all I want

This is the first time I ever got my facilities leveled in this way.

>>545456196
Hold up, why does a guaranteed proc only proc sometimes when I meet all the hp and position requirements?

>>545457652
no one cares about globalkeks when the onsen kino is out right now

>>545457256
depends on how many do you want to pull, you lose on swinging maestro but you can still get cooldown from scenario link team name

>>545456230
ever hear of stockholm syndrome? you'll learn to like it

>>545457652
You sweet summer child. Sloptubers now paywall early guides. The only release it to public later.

>>545457781
Just use Urara for the scenario. The guts rework fucked her over.

Gyaru Creek?

>>545457256
maestro with +1 power +1 stamina on lb1
personally id run power rice + urara but creek + welfare rice isn't a bad idea

>>545457256
>pow
OOF
big yikes. just use your creek

>>545457927
I believe in Shiraoki-sama now!

>>545457927
HUUUUUUUUHH?

>>545457909
She would never turn to the dark side

>>545457927
Abdomen too short, cute otherwise

>>545457927
IS THAT

>>545457729
....You're joking right?
You're not a witlet are you??

>>545457927
You cant just turn my horse wife into a cat...
There has to be some rule against this.

>>545457927
I've been blessed by Shiraoki!

>>545458020
this one is specially cute

>>545457143
+25

We love flat chests, huh?

>>545457729
Nta but on this track everyone and their moms will have procced their accels already way before pasa can do her ult, so you wont be 2nd when the window comes

>>545458217
Nah

you will not guess what the blue and pink are

>Rice is a meme now that Urara is the mainstay for Aoharu
>R cards, i.e. R Riko, also got buffed so rolling for SSR Riko without MLBing her is even more pointless
grim

>>545458293
MY EYES

>>545458217
yes

>>545457909
My gyaru mommy.

>>545458101
Well, I'm more of a casual player...
I just wonder because it actually proced one time just now, and I don't know what was different here.

>>545457927
Matikunny!

545458321
I didn't ask

>>545458217
Depends on the day
https://files.catbox.moe/sz0zi5.png

round 2... did not go well

>>545458430
heat season with Taiki must be hard

>>545458293
Delete this.

>>545458217
Mayhaps

>>545458321
speed 3 long 1

When making parents, there's no reason to get the gold skill correct?

>>545458359
Based

>>545458409
i thought this was a cm code and tried to put it in

>>545458521
Pretty sure it's +epsilon chance of getting the spark.

>>545457927
MISFORTUNE

So if we got the 1 year anni changes in the half anni....what are we getting in our 1 year anni?

>>545458521
Gold has a higher chance of turning its white version into a spark

>>545458598
Auto.

>>545458598
1.5 updates?

>>545458504
xd

>>545458401
>>545458101
* Is it because later in the race my HP is already too low?

>>545458521
doubles the odds of the matching white skill appearing as a spark

>>545458709
>reddit tachyon
deserved

my seiun sky can't finish first in the Leo Cup for some reason. Even if I trigger her Angling and Scheming, I still lose on the last home stretch somehow (even losing to my own pace and end closer)

what am I doing wrong? She has 1200 spd, 800 stam, 600 wit, with Swinging Maestro and U=ma2. is that not enough?

At last a true challenge. Harder than "train with 5 trainees at the same time" and "get 3 cuties from the claw machine" combined.

How many hours do we have with making Aoharu aces before finals?

>>545458217
Well...

>>545457781
Is Adrenaline Rush still a meme skill or is it usable after the patch?

>>545455065
As far as I'm aware this game is literally for everyone galore, all I desire is for her Digitan-esque trait to be at least toned down. Yes, I know he banged almost every Sunday mare, but still.
We already have two brownies, why not a third?

so 95% of the free2play population has died off by now right

>just reused my old Taurus MVP
GOLDSHI RACE
GOLDSHI CM
GOLDSHI GAME

>You need 600 stam for cancer because of the stat bonus thing
>Suddenly Virgo also requires 600+ stam
is this another gaslight

>>545458521
it makes the chance of the getting spark from 20-25 to 40% base

SEAPOORS WOKE UP

QUEUE NOW

Is it weird if I ship my danchou with another club's danchou?

>>545458774
I got a 3* stamina spark doing this so I can't complain

Get your 9* guts friend before they fill up.

>2/5 three times in a row
>first two races against giga piggu 13000+ summer maruzenskies all three times
>third and fourth races against people that shouldn't even be in group A
>last race against giga piggu summer maru
the formula is getting boring

>>545458750
It's fine, we go again

>>545458883
There's no stam/guts check on hanshin 1600 turf. Pretty sure it is 901 power now.

>>545458859
Why do you think they're giving 100 free pulls/resetting the meta to bring them all back?
(I'm them)

>>545458883
you need 600 stam because it's mile dumbass

>>545458430
Is Uma milk good for you?

which umas pantyhose

>>545458969
Only thing I ship my danchou with is with a metal bat to the head

>>545458784
>this is just my opinion
and mine too

>>545458975
I got one of those on the 30th so now I am doomed to not get a good stam spark for a very long time.

>>545458859
if we go by steam stats, 75% of players have quit
it's probably less though because there hasn't been "must-pull" moment comparable to kitasan black

This Tracen sport confuses me! Why does Oguri, the hungriest of them, not simply eat the other trainees?

>>545457624
they are all important, at least for me.

Start a family

>>545459215
The IKEA shark?

>>545459313
Trans rights :)

luv me Bancho

Since they are accelerating qol changes, when is the earliest we can expect to get auto?

>>545459351
What does Blåhaj have to do with that?

>>545458767
Med S status?

>>545459092
>if we go by steam stats, 75% of players have quit
Paypigs are much less likely to have quit due to sunk cost fallacies.
90%+ of F2P being gone seems like a reasonable assumption.

>>545459440
it's become a meme that every troon owns one so they became associated with them

sex with umas

DOTO-CHAN WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME! DON'T GOOF UP!!!! EVERYTHING IS RIDING ON YOU NOT GOOFING UP!!! WE MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE A CHANCE IF YOU DON'T GOOF UP BUT THERE'S A LITTLE HOPE! DOTO-CHAN PLEASE!!!!!

are we all redoing our aces tomorrow?

>>545459392
one on the right should have her unique special edited in

>>545453685
>Late
>Skill for when near the inner rail

>>545459512
A lot of troons also own a copy of New Vegas but only the terminally online automatically associates the two.

>>545458767
If only there was a way you could post something like a visual representation of your uma so we wouldn't have to guess at what could be wrong. Maybe moot will add support for that someday.

2 FUCKING WEEKS SINCE THE LAST TIME SHE APPEARED BEFORE THE END OF CLASSIC YEAR WHAT THE FUCK GREEN WHORE

>Gold Early Lead event hint and front straight/corners hints, random event focus
wtf this welfare card is better than most gacha cards

>>545459438
first anni maybe

>>545450483
Some of these were really close

>>545457031
Its my 2nd time being qualified to Group A finals, but my chances are bad due to unity cup stat buffs everywhere and lack of good SSR cards outside of MLB Kitasan. Its hard already to proc S Medium
>>545457167
You got a chance to borrow MLB SSR Riko next reset and qualify again.

>>545459547
Nah im redoing my TT teams
Im running out of refills to hunt witcucks

>>545459619
I am terminally online. Where else would I be?

>>545459547
i dont think im gonna beat my tickezo insane luck run but ill redo my pace chaser probably

Your wins are invalid, metawhores

>oguri shat and saggy hag
you have 0 wins