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sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>531268650Nice try but my wit is above 600
>>531268650*wits my way out*
I always get tickets for the Hons I'm playing for the 1st time.
This game is sssoooooo reddit I can't believe you guys use reddit horses like
Ogureddit Cap
Golddit
Daiwa Scarreddit
Urareddit Haru
Reddit Shower
Mihomo Boureddit
Symboli Reddit
Sakura Bakushin O
>>531268650punches my way out
I want Golshi as my husband and Gentildonna as my wife.
That uma you like? She sold herself to Mejiro Dober to pay off training debts.
guys i'm getting married!
will these expire or can i buy them whenever? dont want to break my gacha f2p cherry unless i get shit luck rolling for kitisan
>we wont be able to have sex with marvelous sunday until 2027
this isnt marvelous at all
>15 friend limit
>max borrows 3 per day
how the fuck am I supposed to autism for hours with this??
>>531268863>got the ticket for tickethow rare are those anyways
i been playing since global dropped and still havent gotten one of them
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>McQueen gets penalized with last place for running too well in a race
I don't understand, can an Ojisan horse betting veteran explain this to me?
>>531268916Almond Eye isnโt Reddit
Ostrich derby when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uUO5jLz0iY
>>531268863Damn Winning Ticket was hiding THOSE?
I finally installed the game. I wanted to do the general story mode (The one in the story tab) but needed a stronger horse. So I did Scarlet's campaign. And I crashed the fuck out like 6 times in chat with some friends (who were also playing, conveniently one was doing vodka's campaign). BUT. I did it. On my first attempt, I managed to get the normal ending. I made my horse Number One. I even got to the UMA semi-finals before my lack of build optimization killed the run. But it's fine. She was Number one.
>>531268954But i like Mejiro Dober?
And training costs are primarily covered by Tracen academy anyways.
>>531268916>didn't mention Xnes Trannyon You just exposed yourself troon
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FUUUUAAAARRRRKKK I'M SO FUCKING PROUD THAT'S MY GIRL THAT'S MY MVP
>>531268980nevermind im a fucking RETARD and just read it again
>get hot spring ticket for Biwa
>lose the URA finale
WHAT THE FUCK DAMMIT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is McQueen so McFlat...
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new RETARD here that got a FM and also got a second FM in the free fucking ticket
I tried the URA and I couldn't pass further because I lacked fans
I have 5 questions
Is there an optimal way to raise SC?
I accidentally got a second copy of Maruzensky while trying to get the 2*SC, should I focus on her?
On what stat should I prioritize, given that I only have FM +1?
How to join a guild?
Why there is absoultely NO PORNOGRAPHY of the umas? I went to check for Maruzenky and she has like 30 pictures vs the thousands she has normally.
Have you thanked your ningen friends for raising your trainee's mood today?
umm what the FUCK happened here? for reference she has 234 stamina
First attempt at a Nasty Nature
Could not get rainbow stamina throughout the whole run, I wanted her for Longs and ended up having to invest in stamina skills to complete the run
>less than a month into the game
>already out of TP potion
>kitaspeed this week
I think I'm eternally fucked
Explain to me when I have to use guts cards.
>>531268996Positioning in a way that was dangerous to the other racers on the track in order to prevent being overtaken i believe
>>531269257You don't need to do more than 3 career runs per day unless you're fucking crashing out in Junior Year.
>>531268448Some of these are a massive bitch to get, especially on late/end runners where it's really easy to drop a race just due to bad luck
>>531269186It's okay, anon. For the other limited use ones, the 7500 and 1500 ones, they actually do reset and come back for every anni, iirc.
>>531269257do people really use TP potion outside of events?
why?
>>531269181Based Nice Nature enjoyer.
>>531269203>be yourself>be yourself>be yourself>club button on bottom left of main screen>lewd banned so the horse owners don't retract license
I do not care for Special Week
is /uma/ a mejiro or satono thread?
It's not illegal to block the racers behind you, losers.
>>531268996https://youtu.be/L27mhEErYLA
She's so beautiful bros. How can the other umas even hope to compete?
>>531269319>>531269349I am addicted to the game it's not that complicated
Good sprinter not named Bakushin?
>>531269210Have they thanked me for saving their tranees career yet?
i think im gonna make it bros!
>>531269306Oh like she could force them to collide with other racers or even into the inside barrier?
>>531269019>Reddit EyeShe is now
>>531268916>/uma/ thread>HAHA OGURI FAT>HAHA TAMAMO INCEL>HAHA GOLSHIP *HOLS UP SPORK* TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM!!!1!>HAHA BOND (played by Pierce Brosnan) BURGER MCQUEEN>HAHA TIME FOR THE FIFTH ROUND OF TACHYON'S UNIT 731 AGAIN GUINEA PIG>HAHA TOP CUN CORRECTION>HAHA MORE LIKE SPECIAL NEEDS>HAHA MAITINGFUCKUTARU SCREAMING>HAHA TAIKI JIGGLE>HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWER I HATE HER>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDOR>HAHA SCARLET COW>HAHA BIWA BIG HEAD>HAHARURARA>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG>HAHA TEIO COFFEE>HAHA MARVELOUS OPPAI>HAHA DOBER SEX>HAHA GOO GOO IN CREEK FOR BABIES>HAHA MAMBO>HAHA TAZUNA AND AKIKAWA ARE
>>531269370Me but with Symboli Rudolf.
When in doubt, just wit it!
>>531269257>>already out of TP potionWtf, how many total fans do you have?
why didn't you guys tell me Stamina just works
>>531269474King Halo if you can put up wit her pain in the ass career
>>531269440Almond McMogs her
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>it just skipped past it how were I supposed to know?!?
>no back button like in my renpy wegs
>>531269493Something like that i guess?
I wasnt exactly paying attention to how she was positioned in that cutscene but yeah she moved in a way that put the other racers at risk
>>531269541>HAHARURARA10/10 post this is the quality content I come here for
>>531269472Make another account then and have different horses on that one its not that deep
Hell you could even have an impulse chad and a meta saving account so you can live both lives
when do we get another dirt runner? I was lucky enough to get taiki but I still lose in team trials to oguri metaslaves
>>531269198Flat/small chests are the most alluring
>>531268923Pulling Rice's dress down on the pre race paddock
>>531269257$13 is 1500 carats, which is the equivalent of 150 TP potions. Or you can get the daily carat pack and get an extra 50 carats a day, the equivalent of 5 TP potions.
>>531269203>Why there is absoultely NO PORNOGRAPHY of the umas?Yakuza banned it and japs are pussies
Now it's global expect more filthy gaijin giving 0 shits and making porn, however you will have to tolerate westoid artstyles
That or just steal your favorite artists' style with AI slop
My runs today have been depressing in terms of how my trainees keep acting. I just want a stamina spark...
At least this spark is surprisingly okay.
>>531269784Scarlet... easy on the carrots...
have you nooticed how tachyon attracts those
>>531269402It's gray horses thread
This is a URA service announcement.
The three best songs in the Umamusume franchise are as follows:
Umapyoi Legend
Stay on Course
Ready!! Steady!! Derby!!
Thank you for your attention.
>>531269690I'm capped at like 50k score in dirt because I dont have a third horse for it, shit absolutely sucks
>>531268920not with that wit
What did chesnuts ever do to her?
>>531269784Staff, there's a cow in my training area. Please get rid of it.
>>531269257>alreadylol. I ran out of potions at the very beginning of the month
>>531269402Dia-chan broke into my room and ruined me for marriage so I guess I'm hers now
How do you witmaxxing? You just run 3 wit card and 2 speed card?
>>531269203>>531269735most popular uma pic on danbooru is ayabe deepthroating a massive cock
>>531269869she definitely attracts my cock thats for sure
>Album torrent isn't seeded on Nyaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s
https://open.spotify.com/track/5AUlUHoUpV8U7gezLoaQJm?si=c5eaffbd7e8c49c6
WHAT THE FUCK DOES MLB OR LB EVEN STAND FOR
just draw porn of happy meek
Sauce
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>>531269541>HAHA GOO GOO IN CREEK FOR BABIES>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDORI do all of these
>>531270089Baseball, it's McQueen's favorite.
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>>531269735>>531269365>>531269990Thanks, I forgot two actual questions over the porn question I'll make stuff with SC in koikatsu and AI slop
How many EONS until this banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVBoXBE0KtU&list=RDdVBoXBE0KtU hits the game?
Should I just replaying the URA carrer until my SC is trained? I'm trying for a full balanced one but apparently I have to invest everything on WITS and SPEED.
Also dropping my card if anyone wants to be a friend or blacklist me inmediatly from guilds.
>>531269642Thatโs my dirt horse
>>531270089Max Limit Break
having all the dupes to full the slots on the card.
>>531270090Can't
She's a real horse now
Should I use my tix on Taiki or Oguri bros
>>531269565~40mil, never join a competitive circle it's a trap
>>531270102https://x.com/MiruYuyo/status/1944918054892396711
>>531269964>>531269402One of these horses can raise a strong and robust lineage, and one of them cannot.
>>531269964Goldship broke into your room first
>>531270089MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
>>531270090nip artists are so afraid of the uma police that they won't even lewd the ocs just because they MIGHT be based on real horss
>>531270174has that stopped anyone?
I'm gonna do a Haru Urara run
>>531269203Have enough Stamina, she has too many medium and long races
You will need to play eventually all umas, you need to form a team if you plan to play pvp
Depends of the uma career and her style, sprint mile needs more speed and power, medium a little of everything, late a lot of stamina
Just post your trainer ID and say you're looking for a club or wait to someone post a club name, you also need to get rank E3 first
le yakuza owners of the umas memes
>>531270205we have room in our club for a high earner such as yourself, we're top 10 right now
Weโre going to make Haru Urara fat! FAT!
>>531270135That music isn't until 2 years in global
>Gyaru Goldship blocks your way
What do you trainer-san?
>twin turbo is a post-launch 1*
wtf, what did she do to deserve that
I'll post it one more time before bed. But I don't plan on advertising outside of here just yet.
MLB FM / Fine Motion
393169005238
>>531269695>someone saved my cropHehe~
>>531269504I want Grass to dominate my dick with her massive rear
>>531270305i let her rape me
>>531270089Major League Baseball
You should take McQueen sometime
Sprint and Dirt are fucked for team trials. Even if I rip Taiki out of mile and put her into dirt and use Grass for mile, sprint is still gonna be missing one because only Bakushin and Halo is compatible out of the non 3*.
>>531270305Do you have a post quota or something?
Is a deck consisting of 2 power, 2 wit, 1 stam and 1 speed good for Mejiro Ryan?
>>531269474Taiki Shuttle the all american hero
How long till we get Helios? Do we have a general idea?
>Diawa Scarlet Campaign
>I get pushed down onto the grass and brutally raped by Vodka into becoming her backup dancer
>Vodka Campaign
>I get pushed down onto the grass and brutally raped by Diawa Scarlet into becoming her backup dancer
I hate this shit so much
>>531270146I don't think I can trust you, anon, the other anons are giving me more congruent answers...
>>531269964does she have ANY fanart where she isn't a massive slut
>>531270310Sorry but she's my wife. Back off.
>>531270210whats her problem
>>531270078>In an interview, Akihiro Honda, who was in charge of the lyrics, composition and arrangement, stated that he was asked by Cygames to create a "denpa song", a type of music that is intentionally catchy, but he didn't know what it meant, so he listened to about 1,000 songs of these.>After being told by Cygames that the song wasn't "strong enough", he resorted to opening a bottle of wine and dancing to the choreography in his underpants.[2]>The song is currently the only song in the franchise to have versions sung by characters other than horse girls on CD releases, including Team Spica's Trainer, Hana Toujou and Misato Akasaka.
>>531270474Quite a long time. Like 2+ years probably
>>531270243>>Just post your trainer ID and say you're looking for a club or wait to someone post a club name, you also need to get rank E3 first>
754721888180
go add me
>>531270210I can see her cleavage...
>>531270221Yeah but she broke in to invite me on zany adventures
Diamond and Kita double paizuri
>>531270305Ask for her hand in marriage. Then get laughed at.
>>531269806>win QED>she doesnโt winExplain this
is it normal for a career run to last 2+ hours if you're reading the events too?
>>531269504grass-chan...
sniff sniff
is it realistic to pull Eishin, Cafe, Tamamo and Satono (forma de diamante) back to back or should I start thinking about who to drop
also why is every fucking horse for medium/long distance???
>>531270668she loves her revolvers
>>531270482Maybe if you train both of them at the same time it cancels out...?
>>531270750ofc i need to complain first to win the race, now anon will laugh at me
>>531270806how much money are you willing to spend
>>531268574 (OP)>japanese say spam wits>can't even beat URAAre the japs fucking with gaijin or what?
>>531270806>why is every fucking horse for medium/long distancereal life nigga. all the actual races with money and fame are medium and long.
>>531270806Pull for my schizo wife, ignore the others
>>53127075010 is her gate position dingus.
Can't believe I got a 3 spark before even getting any 2 sparks in my roster. Thank you my little cyborg daughter
>>531270078This is the best version of that song
Trainer is a fucking king
>>531270601Matikanefukukitaru also did it first
Special Week's career was so god damn boring
literally why is she the game's mascot?
>>531270658But what if she says yes?
She'd make a good cocktail server honestly.
>>531270963>Takes you to Hokkaido to meet her mom and to visit her dead moms graveSpecial week is a sweet girl
>>531270917I'm only willing to spend on anni stuff and maaaybe the daily pack
d-don't tell me skipping ~5/6 banners is still not good enough...
>>531270305I take her to the b-ball court and dunk on her to establish dominance
what time for kitasan banner drop
>>531271142Boring? I canโt even win a race with her. Sheโs dogshit
>>531271023>This is the best version of that songVERY correct!
>>531271189i wasn't expecting to like this retarded fortune gremlin as much as i did, i was overjoyed clearing the finale with her
Evil Haru Urara isn't real
She can't hurt you
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500 wit and you don't use your skill in the final
naruhodo ne
>>531271183Loving sex with Teio chan
>>531270751probably, i feel like a career run itself is already an hour long without having to read anything
>sparks always roll power or guts
At least I have 6* power legacies
Complete the sentence below
Symbolic Rudolf is ________
>>531270305I tell her the ground is lava
>there are people who've already used up their potions instead of saving it for the event
>>531270998If it makes you feel any better I mostly pulled that number out of my ass. I looked it up and she actually came out just under 2 years on JP, so it's probably more like 1.5 years on global.
Stay strong brother. Retarded zoomer horsepussy awaits
>>531271301She's a lot of fun yeah. Her ping ponging between "it's so over" and "we're so back" fills me with much mirth.
>>531271023now im just imagining a tracen academy festival where the trainers put on a performance for the girls
>>531271365very punny
>>531270751yes, but you only need to do it once
set it to skip and then enable the option that stops skipping when you run into a new event
>>531271365a fraud.
an unearned legend.
an exploiter.
a hack.
>>531270201Oguri if you have impeccable taste. Taiki if you're a braindead gooner with no soul
>>531270920You Just arent witting hard enough bro
>>531271406I bought 150 potions worth of carats for $13 so I'll be fine for a while.
Release kita black already I want to fucking rooooll
>>531271272Holy shit is that the sister of The Obliterator, The Passing Condor?
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How can I easily get 42k on Twinkle Legends for that sweet sweet rainbow shard and SSR tickets, dacchis?
>>531271210Spe is a good girl!
>>531269541agnes would never make fun of us like that.
Arenโt all these horses guys in real lifeโฆ doesnโt that mean the umas have big ole horsecocks?
>>531270201just go with your gut
NL didn't play uma musume at all on his latest stream....
It's over..............
>>531271708only some of them are
all of them have that when i beat off though
>>531271708Educate yourself.
>>531271769How big is Almondโs futa dick?
Post images that send shivers down your spine
>>531271406>there are people who don't have the fan titles for their daughterwives
thought I got too cocky by going into URA for medium as this sad sack, had to spend all my clocks in the semifinal but then she went and did this
>>531271272bourbon? why are you here? where'd el go?
>>531271708>Arenโt all these horses guys in real lifenope some are mares
>doesnโt that mean the umas have big ole horsecocks?nope there are no male umas
How the FUCK are you supposed to go above B/B+ with a legacy umamuma.... I saw some guy with an A, can you even go beyond that? There's just not enough time in a career, feels like.
>>531270963Gomen Spe but I can't choose you because you lost horse of the year to EL CONDOR PASAAAAAAA
>>531271708My dear newfag, let me tell you about the concept known as 'genderbending'
you FYOOLS made your umas TYOO SMYART, this means THEY WYON'T NYEED TYO BYE TRYAINED, you literally LYOST YYOUR JYOB
>Literal abuse victim behavior
Trainer...
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get me the coffee
>>531271902Luck and stacking stars
>>531271848King is the best.
>>531271902Better legacies and cards is the most important. Then just focusing on the right stats plus getting gold skills. Finally having a lot of fans.
>>531271918>turn from trainer husband to trophy husbandmeh you win some you lose some
>>531271902Better sparks and supports
>>531269370Me but with Gold Ship
>>531271918dumb kot. stupid
>>531271918I CAN RETIRE NOW AWAY FROM THESE CRAZY BITCHES
>>531271918Kot needs training with Mr. Dick.
>>531271406I'm almost ran out of alarm clocks
>>531271960i'm just a guinea pig, i wont dare call her by her first name
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So the entire trick is to get a 9* [insert stat] uma as lineage, but the stat is on the one stat you DONT want to level most of the time. Like a long runner will get Power so they never need to hit the power training button
>>531272005Wait, fans actually do something besides meeting race entry requirements/being the big "number go up" number?
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>>531271848 (me)
gee, thanks
>>531272116That sounds like a skill issue
Bet Teio makes the hottest noises getting FUCKED
>>531272173the number go up number affects your career rating
>>531272174Front runner, dump speed, stam and wits and see her zoom
>>531271673Cheese with Maya's guaranteed kiremono event.
>>531272145nyo, you basically always want 18* stamina except on sprinters.
>>531272145???
Speak coherently
>>531272078>RetireHow do we tell him...
Which uma is the best rep for each stat (speed, stamina etc)?
>>531271848Crazy, I failed in the Semis using all my alarm clocks and lost. I got lucky on my spark though lmao.
Why does Oguri only have 1 alt? Does Cygames hate money?
rolled maruezensky
man i dont care about this racecar adult woman, she always shows up in later races
also finished taiki shuttle's route and shes not a very interesting uma
Huh that's weird. My bad I guess I fucked up my previous filter please forgive me this should really block em
/\b(NL|Northernlion|asmongold|ludwig|Norhterlion)\b/i;
>>531272217It is. Golshi just eat everything.
>>531272173Unique level ups contribute to the rating, and you need to reach certain fan thresholds for that.
>>531272271Alright I'll try that out. Thanks.
>>531272173Yes, which is why having good legacies is important so you can race a few more times and use inspirations to boost the stats you need plus get hints for good skills.
>>531272275Makes sense why its the strongest, the other 2 of the main 3 just seem not as good, but im still trying to make my own 9* sparks
>>531272302I was asking if the best strategy with 18* spark inherits is to put it on the stat youd be maxing the least. Sprinters dont use stamina though so it would be meaningless on them.
good honses for today's daily event? they don't expire today, right?
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>>531272347you fucker, congrats. full stats, didn't hit any big rainbows
>>531272145A long runner will get stamina so you can actually raise your speed without wasting your entire deck on stam cards
>>531272489add 24 to that
>>531272145stamina is the stat to spark for. Power training and Speed training have favorable side stats to gain while Stamina training just gives you guts which is a dump stat
>>531271753>FOUR(4) different versionswhat did cygames mean by this?
>>531272145Yes, power is the best for most cases.
>>531272614Guts below 400 is good actually
>>531272532>Sprinters dont use stamina though so it would be meaningless on them.el oh el, never change speedniggers
>>531272145You want stam for long runners so you can hit the required amount and focus on power and speed.
>>531271934>just man up bro>they're only girls>wow he's so lucky>
Why doesn't Cygames buy an irl op racehorse and put it into the game? It'd be fun to follow it and I'm pretty sure they'd print even more money from the fans.
Actually wits is the best.
>>531272716>you wont lose when you have the optimal buildno fucking shit discord tranny
>>531272716also be a streamer with a friends list full of 9*
>>531271272It's fine to rape this wench since it isn't El Condor Pasa, right?
Oguri Cap looks boring and also too similar to Gold Ship who is a meme horse.
What am I missing out in in ignoring her?
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Thoughts?
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is there a girl/strategy this is realistic for now or is this MANT bait?
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>>531272805You don't have to be a streamer for that
>>531272787That's Forever Young.
Why wont that big breasted bitch give me swinging maestro
>>531272841youre three threads late phone tranny
>>531272841he's wrong
just pump speed and you win
shrimple as that
>>531272749dunno about any of the aging shit but this part is true
>>531272869i cant be finding this erotic
tits
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>>531272538 (me)
damn, lots of cool epithets to choose from...
You got the grown man with a wife and kid fucking metafagging the babygame for Sparks
On his fucking peloton
>>531272928Your pp isn't big enough to swing around, so she thought it wasn't right for you to have it.
How do I get the tiny sorcerer to grant the charming buff so I can win the favor of my support team
>>531272858El Condor Pasa, I got 40 wins in a career
>>531272716>600/600/600 spd/pow/witHES A WITGOD
>>531273029Its small because she wont breast feed me, I need that milk to grow
>>531272896>didnโt win the Kentucky Derby so it canโt be an umaTragic. That was such a close race.
How many Main Story arcs will we get once we're caught up with JP? Will there be one for each Uma or just like the "iconic" ones?
>>531272532>Sprinters dont use stamina though so it would be meaningless on them.Nyo, they just need a lot less stamina at a given Speed compared to umas of longer distances at a given Speed.
>>531272858just bakushin it bro
>531273014
shut the fuck up already you retarded fucking nigger
I need an URA champ ryan to post their stats and skills
I'm at my Wit's end with this fucking jobbing bitch
>>531272869>running from a horsejust based on that one scene with gold ship i know how this ends
>531273014
no one cares. go back, and stay there.
what are the best pink sparks?
>>531272716isn't that more of a strat to farm every single 3*spark rather than win
>>531273000JK feet are always erotic wdym
>>531273014Rougelites tickles his autism. He was a binding of isaac streamer for several years.
>>531272869me in the background escaping with nige
>>531272716>>531273014You ruined this man
Hes gonna lose his wife and child
Hes gonna lose everything
Hes gonna lose his fucking hair
>>531272869it's over for me...
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Mayano Top Gun is a genius.
Why do we go from that to fucking reddit post screenshot posting. What the fuck is wrong with you retards
finally spent my ticket on suzuka because i'm not looking forward to any of my other umas
>>531272805I'm following a bunch of 9*s from following people from here. Just ask "Anyone have a 9* for [stat you need]" and chances are you'll get at least one.
>>531273097JP is on its second arc and the third and last chapter of it will be released in a few weeks
>>531269440Teasing this lil fatty
Kita no Raion already quit. I don't think it's a safe investment to whale on wednesday unfortunately.
will it even be possible to beat legend bakushin without a juiced taiki?
>the real secret is to use the best SR in the game and run G1 races
Thanks for the insider advice, upboated!
>>531273102>a lot lessThat's a fucking understatement. They need like 200 stam if you have maxed out speed with decent wits and power. One recovery skill if you're nervous about it.
>>531273264absolutely SAVAGE
we need to hang e-celeb niggers
>Rice shower gets SEVENTEENTH on an optional race she had double circle in everything and a great mood
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>>531273014as if you're above him just because you don't have a job
Is it Off-Topic or Low Quality for e-celeb posts?
>>531273097I think there is only like 6 on JP
4 for the first arc
2 for the 2nd
at the end of the first arc, they started adding challenge runs to the end of the story chapters that requires U rank umas to beat
>>531273293filling those shoes to the brim
>>531273312to win URA? yeah no shit
>>531273273JP is only on its second arc? How long is each arc?
>>531273238At sucking cock!
>>531273340you will never be a janitor
>>531273183Always?
Do you really mean always?
>>531273312Enjoy crashing and burning in literally every race when your 400 URA buff is gone
What does it say about the nature of an uma when all her skills are derived from hurting others?
>>531273340its straight up off topic. faggots post eceleb garbage FOR the ecelebs, not because its on topic. the fact that its mildly on topic is just a cheap excuse so they cant get reported.
>>531273393why go for the shoes when her massive forehead is right there
How consistently are you WITmaxxers hitting 600 across Stamina/Power?
>>531273401>>531273436No, to win any sprint.
>>531273409the first arc counting the ones already released in global is 6 chapters
>>531273340It's always off topic.
>>531273449air groove is based
>>531273449They smell bad.
I thought MANT was going to be the great divide just like in JP but after reading all the newfags for the last few weeks fucking Aoharu is going to be the impenetrable wall
>Boourbon won against Rudolf
HAHA SUCK THAT RUDOLF
I ALSO HATE YOUR DAUGHTER
>>531273097JP has
>McFatty>Laisu>Chikezo>Brian>Suzuka >Spe 1>Spe 2 And then in Chapter 2
>Rhein Kraft>Cesario>??? (coming in the next two weeks, probably Ai-chan's slut mom)Chapter 2 is a lot more woven together and interconnected than Chapter 1.
The quality of each one skyrockets around Suzuka's, and it only goes up past there. S1 should absolutely be watched before Suzuka's main story though if you haven't already seen it.
how am I supposed to memorize all the dialogue options that give energy
>>531273183>>531273430I retweet homare and rei there is nothing you can do to make me feel shame
>spamming my 3 star umas
>randomly get into B class
>need more umas to even fill slots
Honestly im glad its making me run my lower star umas, im reminded its fun and not about just spamming spark/fan runs.
>>531273553that's all they have after 5 fucking years?
>pov you're playing goo-goo babies with your life on the line
My last Tachy run would have been an undefeated run, but for some reason she decided to place 13th in the spring Tenno Sho.
>>531273580https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper
>>531273553wow thats not a lot if they're a comparable length to the first 2
>>531273553>tickezo gets a storyYEEEAAAAHHHH
How does one train AIr Groove? bitch hard
>>531273449She knows how to have fun
>>531273594yeah, there were lots of very large gaps
>>531273624You're never truly safe from the box
Unless you're a front runner
>>531273434I'm about to recreate history here.
I FUCKING WANT THIS STUPID PUNK NERD GIRL ALREADY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>531273496ok host a sprint race and let's see
>>531273580I don't know when they added the feature, but in JP, you can literally just pick an option at each dialog to see all the potential outcomes
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using up all my luck right before kitasan hits
>>531273553>S1 should absolutely be watched before Suzuka's main story though if you haven't already seen it.I really should watch the anime. Isn't it free on Youtube?
>cant talk about Uma musume without some faggot getting mad that youre talking about the main reason its popular in the west
>The singular reason, even
>>531273543>Taiki is just gonna fucking shoot themTAIKI NO
>>531273496>Stop Right Theres in your path
>>531273645No, they all start getting much longer, each part 2 chapter is probably about 4-5 hours long.
>thread is about a very specific VIDEO GAME
>anon wants to talk about e-celeb garbage instead
>is surprised he gets shit on for that fact
Are all students from Tracen JKs? Or are there some JCs as well?
>>531273553>>Spe 1>>Spe 2
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>>531273293my bakushin is better
I WANT TO PLAY GOO GOO BABIES GOD DAMNIT
>>531273543You can tell that she's weak to cock
Do you think Nรณrthernlion will keep playing this after Mayano wedding comes out or will he say it has an evil aura and drop it?
>>531273871you can't race bakushin against herself
>>531273514Was air groove designed to be sexy or is it just me
>>531273913No one even knows who Mayano is
Shes a fucking cryptid no one cares about
>>531273887Just win the URA and start putting the babies inside her!
>>531273868lots and lots of JCs
>deliberately posts commentless screenshots after someone posts a filter of your ecelebs
>>531273629most new players can't think for themselves and are glued to a guide yet still job at URA
hahaha this faggot is already trying to circumvent the filter the anon posted
>>531273631It's 2025. Why the fuck do I have to go to an external website/use external tools to see game info?
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top gun? more like top cute!
Man, i really want her outfit but i know i am not pulling on an Uma banner any time soon.
maybe i should save for the pieces in the club shop...
>>531272996>man + uma can either be a boy or an uma>man + woman can be a boy, a girl, or an umaTrying to wrap my head around the genetic implications.
>>531273553At what point do we get autoplay. And is it good enough to actually make a good uma or just farm fans
>>531273868There are other countries with horse races.
gonna start filtering eceleb nigger faggot tranny names and "goo goo gaga baby" faggotry
>>531273537Golshi's stinky yakisoba...
>>531273484this worked for an Urara run I did earlier. Iโd guess it would work for other late/end style horses.
>>531273981I get that, but what makes her more difficult?
how long does it actually take to save up to turn a girl into a 3*?
the rate of exchange on statues seems awful
>>531274041who's this beauty?
>>531273869Spe 2 is the actual peak of the franchise and none of the anime even come close by the way.
I can scare them away by screaming nigger really loud
In fact in order to enhance my post I say it loud right before posting it, it becomes a power word kinda
So after Kitasan's banner, when is the next mustpull tier banner?
>fine motion
>marvelous sunday
>super creek
>X
>whale support of your choice
>proceed to witmaxx
It's that easy.
>>531274159god shut the fuck up suzuka
>>531273631What if I don't have autism?
>>531274007>man + woman can be a boy, a girl, or an umaThis is just the three goddesses pulling a funny more than anything
>>531274008autoplay makes suboptimal decisions and is used for grinding fans, event points and legacies (assuming your deck is already good enough to clear)
Kitasan does things to my peepee
>>531274194fuck off yurinigger
>>531274181You pull for meta umas.
>>531274182>no speed starglue
>>531274181smart falcon for A dirt aptitude
>>531273340off-topic if its not umamusume related
low quality if it is
>>531274240open your eyes
>>531273926shes sexy, she gets a wedding alt where she wears tights and the dress is slightly transparent.
she gets the alt really early too, so it should be like a month or 2 from now. But that's the only alt she ever gets.
>>531272424I did it just to make you mad and I'm going to keep doing it. Thanks for showing your filter so I know how to get around it btw
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
I just got banned from the official discord
>>531274351SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX
>>531274148I got el condor to 3* with her legend race and couple of statues.
1* like Bakushin will be harder though because she needs around 150 total, and were always saving for an op support and never rolling for horses unless we whale.
WHEN ARE WE GETTING A FAT HORSE
I'M SICK OF WAITING
>>531274359is it because you said the n word again
>>531274008I mean autoplay is probably better than a good half of you are, but it's not good for anything but making parents with loads of factors.
>>531274290Is unrestrained worse than speed star? I had access to both but went with the front runner skills.
>first haru run
>2nd in debut
this is normal right?
>>531274236Same but loli kitasan
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>>531274406But Iโm not gay
>>531274181el condor pasa spd in 2.8 years
>>531274351Have fun at the gay bar.
>>531274416I'm done caring about support cards after kitasan
I will roll for my favorite umas and be happy
if the career is so easy then why I am I still losing
>>531274479Haru has almost no required races specifically so you'll be forced to eat every loss.
>>531274351If you win, you two will be shipped off to breeders island.
Having to wait 2 days just so I can miss on Kitasan and reroll is killing me inside
>>531274351Fuck the boy, anon
Fuck him right in the hose bussy
>>531274148getting all the pieces to 3* someone with only statues would be
250 statues for a 2*
500 statues for a 1*
Though we will get a good chunk from future legend races and other random stuff also seems to sometimes give star pieces.
>>531274394Wait until you read what the stats do
>>531274181Hishi Amazon for sex
Are people really getting mad about Yuri in a cygames game?
Or is it just gaslighting? Surely you must know at this point that Cygames prefers named characters interacting with each other and not your bland fucking guy
>>531274479Now you get to hear her unique commentary if you win the next race.
I rerolled an account with 3 super creeks but it used all carrots. Can I get 30k carrots by the time Kitasan banner is gone?
What support effects (card passives) I should be on the lookout when building my deck? Or is it more ideal to focus on the skills/events they provide
>>531274359Did you post porn again?!
>>531274630Wait, the banner is in 2 days? That's way better than I thought.
It sucks how, due to the lack of moderation, as well as how easy it is to bypass bans, it takes just one faggot can decrease a thread's quality by miles
/\b(NL|Northernlion|asmongold|ludwig|Norhterlion)\b/i;
/nlion/i;
>>531274691You have to remember what website youre on, lots of crazy people here
I refuse to use guest legacies because the idea of someone else's horse girl breeding mine is gross.
https://files.catbox.moe/ci9rdh.mp4
>>531274479she literally has a race that shes force to participate in and lose
her career is just a humiliation ritual, I bet there was a true original version of her career where she is suppose to lose to happy meek in the ura finale but they said "no, that's too mean"
>>531274709it would be extremely painful, you would be better off just saving for the rerun and keeping those creeks
>>531274816Need to see this uma's abs.
>>531274303I like this idea.
>>531274545Noooo but what about your still in love? Your almond eye??
>>531274240Don't reply to low effort bait anon
>>531274795Buying high-quality semen is the crux of the industry
>>531274351Enjoy your big uma tits
>>531274816He sounds like he's dying
>>531274762Who the hell cares about the quality of a thread on 4chan
>>531274857That race is actually winnable though, albeit through extreme effort. The real humiliation ritual is Vodka running that same race halfway through her career.
>>531274691Who are you even talking to? Did you bring up a topic just to have something to be mad about? Take your HRT and shut up, damn. Annoying-ass.
>>531274762I mean all youre doing is throwing a bigger stink over it than anyone else thus making it a larger part of thread culture. And I can say that because you wont recognize that and your actions arent gonna change so really im just making fun of you
>>531274441>>531274584>>531274721I posted a picture of the berserk horse asking whens he getting in
>>531274930You stole Happy Meekโs dreamโฆ
>>531274351BOYFAGGOT FUCKER ALERT
hosting a sprint and then a mile after, join with 1 or 2 honses
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>>531274903I will create far higher quality semen from scratch, through the power of inbreeding.
>>531274816he's not even lifting it, he's just bouncing it on his fat stomach
Anyone got that list of the accelerated banner schedule? I need to know when Manhattan Cafe drops.
>someone posts a screenshot of a comment made by southtiger
>some guys has a mental breakdown
Lmao
>>531274857ura is based on the race you ran and she still has A sprint and dirt
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>get bad RNG on failures multiple times
>mayano keeps getting awful mood
>didn't win first arima kinen
>just end the run
>super mad I wasted a borrow slot
>hear mayano say thank you even after failure screen
>anger goes away
This brat,,,
>>531275143At a certain point your arms will literally break so you cant be lifting with them all the time
>>531274691i mean each girl's trainer is also very distinct and clearly not the same blank slate self insert character anyway so who gives a shit.
There's enough umas who are all over (you)/their trainer anyway.
>>531275242Ah yes the Arima Kinen, my favorite dirt sprint
>>531275238>only need to wait 4 months for herOkay I can lock the fuck in after this banner. Though the alt Fuku in October might fuck me up a bit.
>>531274351Man, I fucking hate Mejiro.
>finally have a really good run with rice shower
>she randomly decides to get 11th place when favored
Yippe
>some guys has
Itโs always an ESL. Big shoutout to /gbfg/ for being my first real interaction with SEAniggers almost 10 years ago and teaching me to hate them btw
>>531274714Anybody knows? Onegai
>>531275238>hishi amazon>meisho doto>eishin flash>hishi akebono>kawakami princessthese are too close together... I need them all...
>>531275336Time for your correction.
>>531274351Cute girl with an unfortunate haircut
>>531275269then why do akikawa and kiryuin treat you the same way each time? checkmate,
Does the random 3* guaranteed ticket banner ever gets updated?
>>531274351those giant tits are a waste on that fuck my shit up haircut
now here are some real mejiros
>two run with Mazurensky
>both got the onsen ticket
I am fated with this hag...
>>531274709Waste of your time, just find a friend with and MLB and borrow it
>>531275378Specialty priority
>>531275238I will get those swimsuit alts
>>531275358You protest way too much
>>531275269they are all (you)
they just arent all the same (you)
>>531275498You are brown.
>>531275461Thank you anon
>>531275238Unless I'm blind, this is missing Agnes Digital, whose banner should be right after Akebono
>>531275450>I'm a fagWe know
>>531273264This is what a 1200 wits enlightened individual would do.
>>531275269Yuriniggers can't accept the fact that only a few uma stories are written with a female trainer in mind, and some are very implicitly male like Gentil's.
>inb4 token gender selection cope
Do debuffs have friendly fire? I made a Grass Wonder with Hesitant Pace Chaser and her teammate is Symboli Rudolf
Urara bros, I think its working.
>>531275119starting at :20
>>531273484Pretty consistent. The JPgod recommends 3 wits cards minimum, up to 5. So that means you can do 3wits 1speed1stam1pow or something.
>>531275040Losers deserve an ending befitting a loser
>>531275641>already at 700+ witswhat the fuck
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>>531275743Six-time G1 winner btw
>>531275641wonder what she's thingken bout
>>531274351enjoy your broken pelvis
>>531275143Bro, I'm pretty sure those are kg instead of lbs
That's almost 800 pounds of weight his lifted onto his belly
>>531275743>zoomer uma>is surprised they talk like zoomer*GASP*
stupid NIGGER
I guess the Make Debut banner will never get updated
>>531275848Correct. If you're thinking of saving tickets, don't bother.
>>531273269Uh-huh, let's try that.
Hey, I need a 9* stam and a 9* speed, anyone willing to share?
>>531275846no need to be mean :(
>>531275895I insist, doctor. Please amputate my legs
Which uma would drink cheap gas station beers with me?
>>531275536There are other things like initial bond, stat bonus, etc, but the higher chance they have to land on their own stat the higher chance you get big noombers, it's what makes SSRs like nishino flower so dogshit and kitasan so broken
Hey, I need a 9* stam and a 9* power, anyone willing to share?
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>>531275709She can count to 5 now.
>>531275962I feel like if you push her correctly Rudolph might indulge in drinking with (You)
>>531275997Yeah bro, let me just whip out my perfect uma real quick.
>>531275358>minor typo>ESL ESL ESLMeds
Stop replying to yuritroon bait and post cute umas instead
>>531275119My sprint game is weak.
>>531275895At least we can cuddle in bed all night long.
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>>531273269worked great bro
>>531276046>>531276041look at her go... what is that, the third objective, and you're somehow already reaching 1k wit?
>>531276075https://files.catbox.moe/new8au.jpg
I once again ask what these even mean.
When is club payday? That 1.2k will put me square at 30k
>>531275913>SpeFucks sake
>>531276158I'm at the 12k fans objective with 841 wit
>>531276187Who drew this?
>>531276196it's pretty self explanatory.
>>531275652stupid bitch popped BofA with 100 meters to go
mile next, starting at :30 if it doesn't fill sooner
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>>531276187Nice meaty uma
>>531276196Dual Dirts = February Stakes and Champion's Cup
No idea about Dual Miles though
>>531276187he said CUTE, not gooner trash
^you NIGGER
>>5312735944, but yes. Cygames is a slow company.
>>531275962Vodka (she hates the taste)
Nice Nature (she actually really likes them)
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Which one has better cards?
>>531276196click the glossary button then search those up its a series of races you have to win
How come a guy like Northernlรญon ended up picking this up when he hates anime and lolis? Does the horse raising gameplay appeal to old men on an instinctual level or something?
>>531276187Eh I'll take it
>>531275709Wit don't need to rest.
Is this achievable on a miler Suzuka with a 4 speed/ 2 wit deck if I have 12* stam/ 6* pow sparks?
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why does she keep moaning bros
Oh look, nobody replied to the posts asking for 9* umas after more than an hour in an extremely busy general. Weird, I thought it was so super duper easy to get them?
Fucking lying faggot.
>>531276406Worse-the raising girl to success aspect activates his already present father instincts
Ty anons for the advice yesterday. Got my guaranteed 3*, pulled Special Week. Was hoping for Tachyon or Oguri Cap, but oh well. Now what to spend my head start 3* voucher on. What do you guys think? Heres my current trainees.
>>531276362Left has Air Shakur so it's better
>>531275320it's just one race you knuckle dragging monkey
>>531276362the left one by far
>>531276462it's okay at not dumpstering your energy reserves but you can't actually be healing off of wit training?
>>531276276I thought this was a racing game, not a cute and funny idol game
>>531276245what are you even doing, spamming wit and getting insanely lucky with the support placements?
bwos.. I'm feeling the fatigue and burnout of not rolling. I need to FUCKING ROLL I NEED RELEASE
>>531274008Autoplay sucks and if you're still playing by that point, it triggers a level of autism in you over how stupid it is.
>>531274008auto was added on 4th anni
>>531276362>LB1 Super Creek>LB2 Sweep ToshoLeft one is unironically an entire order of magnitude better than the right side.
>>531276546do NOT doubt the witGODS
Still no luck on getting stamina sparks, but I love this ephitet.
Actually a bit proud of this Spe too, but I think I need to nix the one power card I'm running for a third stamina so I can actually hit 1100.
Thankfully my general spark hell has left me with some decent power options so I shouldn't feel it very much.
>>531276406he's a self hating weeb
So my goal, late game, is to make the 6 horse parents get 3 star sparks on each of the stats?
>>531276641Stop posting silence suzuka. Sheโs too goddamn sexy and I need to focus on McQueen! Stop making me stray!
>>531276572>I need to FUCKING ROLL I NEED RELEASEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8
>>531276654>iron willglue
>>531276256maybe this guy?
https://exhentai.org/g/3353493/2faa1109cc/
>>531276572I haven't spent any carats ever since starting the game and I can't wait to blow my load in a few days
>>531276362Ask again in 1 day
>>531276546look at how fat the restored energy is on that image
>>531276482Burger hours are ending, you're gonna have mostly SEA and other degenerates to deal with
I only have 8* speed, so I didn't offer.
>>531276553i just got +60 wit 3 times in a row.
Are the release celebration missions limited time? I can't imagine getting 3 plushes in a single playthrough when the RNG drops them over half the time when the crane jerks at the apex of the pull up.
>>531276772It's fine on medium and long, dummy.
what exactly is the endgame
just doing careers over and over until you get better sparks?
>>531276842fuck is the problem of your gay ass cards? do they have a 75% appear on speciality chance or what?
I have feelings for Taiki Shuttle.
>People with over 100million fans
How am I supposed to compete
>>5312767109* blue with 9* pink (that's 3x4 12)
Each with ura finale 1~3*
With good unique skill inherits.
With decent white hints.
Oh and that's per horse. You want to have multiple horses for compatibility bonus
>actually start tearing up during the BNE movie
The animation and the sound design elevate the whole experience so much, it makes the other Umamusume anime seem like total shit in comparison. Absolute kino, make sure to watch it.
>>531276573no reason not to use it once you're done with the story. farming mats is ass manually.
although, by the time they added it, the need for grinding is pretty much non existent outside of parent runs
Holy shit, I've never been boxed in THAT bad before
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>>531276269humbled by a witlet... good night umaggots...
>>531276481She is very erotic when sheโs tired
>>531276890Right? They need to extend the careers or something, I feel like I've hit the wall and I've only done like, 9-10 careers.
>>531276491Is shakur that good?
>>531276551This is a daughterwife game
I'm starting to want mcqueen and ss from all the posting
>>531276973You can get 500k+ fans a run with certain horses
>>531277082bullshit like this is what upsets me over seeing peoples images, i can barely max out one skill focusing on it, but sure as fuck not multiple.
>>531277118Yeah, haven't you seen all the recent posts about witmaxxing? It's an SSR wit card so it's automatically good.
>>531277187How in god's name do you not die?
>>531276491what am i not seeing on air shakur
she seems okay at best
So I just have to dedicate runs on focusing on all my stats to at least 600 for a 6% chance to spark, right? I guess this is why they cards are so important.
>>531276921but i'm not japanese
>>531277012Thighs too thick
>>531276654Nice Special Week. Wish I could make a Spe-chan half as good as this.
>>531277208desu i think 4 wit is too much and will switch to 2 speed or 2 guts
>>531277265because races give small amounts of stats and large amounts of skill points, and skills are not a joke.
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damn, when this artist gonna reveal the umanko versions
So it was just WIT all along huh
>>531273553>No AgnesSnore
is sprint suzuka a real thing if i have the inheritance for it
>people are WIT maxing now
what happened? what did i miss?
>>531277334noticed the guts. why 2, much less 1?
>Final score 9995
I fucking hate this game.
>>531277429https://youtu.be/isnhYR24R9o
turns out this actualy works
Can you get a legacy above A at any point in the future? Do they add any further career progression?
>>531277124Gross
Boobs are too big
>>531277358Stupid sexy umas tempting their trainers
>>531277424Yes and she's actually top tier at it once you set it up
>failed two 20% rainbows during summer in a row
Yup so much for this career
If Iโve got everyoneโs bond into orange but thereโs no friendship training available, itโs usually better to just jump into a race Iโm favored in for the skill points, yeah?
>>531277376It's maxing out your speed and having the minimum stamina first. I don't know what these retards plan on doing with 1200 wit and 800 speed when they don't even have enough stamina to run their tracks without gassing out
>>531277289We are currently in a wit meta.
>>531277468when is someone going to make a site for people to share horses like JPfags have
>>531277429A JP ็ฅ(GOD) descended from the heavens to bestow upon us the forbidden knowledge of which we had been ignorant about this entire time.
"Umamusume is a wit game"
>>531277441she has guts scaling so it gives me an excuse to use guts cards. guts also functions kind of like stamina.
>>531277468Eh 2-3 wit cards works for me so I can fit in one Super Creek just to have Swing Maestro for PvP
>>531277601I sometimes forget WIT is even a stat
Is Rice Shower, a loli or a HEBE?
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i just lost even with the retardproof wit strategy, fucking long tracks
>>531277429it's a meme strategy from updated aoharu where they bumped the wit cap to 1900 and these retards applied it to ura
Whos the best uma to run this?
the virgin 145 pages documentation of the game vs the chad "uma musume is a wit game"
Decided to do a single 10 roll because of my lack of umas.
Looked at future banners and itโs crazy how right now there is a 0.33% chance for a specific 3* that adds up to the 3% chance for any 3* which drops to like 0.01% as the pool grows.
>>531277624Ah, fair enough.
>>531277730Looks a little too old to be a loli. Definitely hebe.
>>531277834BRO YOUR KITASAN BLACK??????
>>531277809Whoever they told you to run for that day's mission
>>531277873>>531277857let me rephrase
a LOLI HORSE or a HEBE HORSE
>>531277306A stat of 600+ has a 1% chance to end with a 3*, a stat of 1100+ has a 2% chance. If you have all 5 stats at 600+, it would be 5% total chance, but there's no reason to do that for all stats right now.
>>531275014Also the best filter is the one you don't talk about
If you post your basic as fuck filter and brag about it then its like you're BEGGING for someone to easily get around it for a laugh while if you don't talk about it or mention it then nobody will ever know
The only time it's "okay" to post a filter is when it's some regex filter that is impossible to get around or those autistically tuned scripts specifically written to remove whatever it is you hated from the thread
>>531277730I don't think there's anything actually lower than Hebe
but going "UOOH" and "TOP CUNNY" is funny
>>531277834to be fair a LOT of those future new ones are costumes for existing ones.
>my timeline is finally gracing me with the suggestive urara fanart
Thank you algorithim you are my greatest ally.
>>531277118>>531277289Don't listen to them they are just taking the piss out of Wit being an important stat. The SR Wit cards are better, Air Shakur is way too focused on being for End Closers and has terrible events and skills, its not even able to compare to a shadow of Fine Motion's performance.
>>531277568I'm aiming for these stats but with a bit higher power. Post deck and sparks please.
>>531277730Probably hebe but some artwork makes her look like a loli
tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung air shakur
>>531277981I want to make this Shower pregnant
>>531277917im gonna put hands on urara
>>531277981why is she locking the door? what if I have to leave?
Should I buy the Urara card with FP?
Is Sweep Tosho sr rate up in the kitasan banner or something? Why do people act like it's a guarantee mlb?
>>531278018Hands off the M'sume my friend, she's taken.
>>531278013Baby Shower....
>>531277468>No Sweep>no one on followers has itDamnit.
>>531278042>trainer doesnโt know
>>531277787I think it's funny that everyone speedran the wisdom meme and we missed the entire guts era
Oh no /vg/ bros, I think I might buy the Rookie Starter Pack A. Just think about it, 600 Paid Carats is 12 more pulls if spread out daily! That can help me Scout the unit Kitasan Black, which is very powerful and starting a banner in 2 days! With 200,000 Monies and 50,000 Support Points also included in Rookie Starter Pack A, leveling my new Kitasan Black will be so much easier! It's only $3.99 in USD, that's less than we pay for coffee in the morning, I think it just makes sense to take the plunge and support this game!
>>531278125Yeah, by literally me
Why are there so many low effort /v/ threads? Is this another discord raid?
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>>531278216Just use the MLB event Special Week.
>>531278120Same chance for all the SRs, but there's not that many of them at this point, so you have a good chance to get multiple copies of some good cards like Sweepy.
>>531277809I just had Oguri Cappu do all 3 in one career
>>531278238Damn, maru is more staked than shuttle.
>>531278264It's horrible though
>>531277903she's a dead horse bro
>>531275238Stop posting this. Every single time I see it I am reminded I will have to wait years before I can pull what I want.
>>531278072eventually, but right now probably more follow slots.
>>531278120sweep was on the first banner so whales probably have her at MLB. but everyone probably rather puts a creek or fine motion as their shared support card.
>>531277870I have enough to spark. Iโm not planning to roll past that.
>>531278309Because she's THE GOAT as in PEAK
>>531278238Imagine being smaller than Urara
>>531278232Wow! I'm convinced! I'll be sure to buy it! And the other Rookie Starter Pack, Rookie Starter Pack B, too!
>>531278384>i have enough to sparkno you dont
>two of the dudes i'm following swapped to mlb fm when the wits hysteria kicked in this thread
lmaoing
>>531277960>9* stam and 4* stam + 3* power3 speed is on the riskier side but doable
>>531278491Yes, I was also considering Rookie Starter Back B!
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>>53127833893 is greater than 94? Number 1 is super creek
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>>531278395mares sexo
fuck Urara!
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1 more day before Kitasan destroys accounts and we get tons of people rerolling again. You'd love to see it.
>>531278395Urara LITERALLY has the breast perfect size for maximum cuppage.
Does Happy Meek ever get a happy ending?
>>531277910That drop off is what made me pull the trigger. Right now is the best odds unless you want an uma on rate up.
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is this enough, witGODS?
>>531278503guess we know who's spamming the posts now.
>>531278395There is one such hors
>>531278384Who is gonna tell him?
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let's try wit maxing
>>531277809Goldship, but it is optional race not the main one
>>531278607>Kitasan destroys accountssatono diamond*
trainers love diachan right now because she's horny for (you)
in a few days everyone will hate satono diamond for spooking them while pulling for kitasan
and in 6 months everyone will love diachan again when she releases because she's horny for (you)
Daiwa Scarlet owes me sex.
Nice favorite horse, anon. Unfortunately, T.M Opera O best horse
>>531278497>not considering the event>not considering missionsanon...
>>531278667Yeah, Kitasan Black is paired with 2 alternate skins that actually aren't even that good, and then not long after there's another banner for 2 more skins. Anyone pulling for KB with all their gems is gonna end up not being able to pull for characters until the pool is a lot less predictable.
Indigestion status when? I wanna listen to Ogurin's tummy roaring.
>>531278347She's actually pretty decent atm if you got her MLBed plus she gives a golden recovery skill, most speed cards suck ass right now so making the top 5 is not difficult
wait so are all my sprinters getting gassed immediately in pvp because they have -400 stamina?
>>531278120you were supposed to do your rerolls on the oguri banner so you could get both mlb sweep and ssrs
What happened to Gamewith? All its guides are frozen at 1 year after the JP release
>>531278607I got 2 super creeks and one fine motion on my first 30 pulls on this account yet I'm still of the precipice of rerolling if I don't get at least 2 Kitasans before spark because ALL my SSR tickets were dogshit(Rice Shower, Seiun Sky, Winning Ticket, Gold ship) and I don't even have ONE 3* spark yet.
>>531278602I mistook creek for maru.
>>531277917>muh timelineno fucking wonder there is so much eceleb garbage in here, half the thread are social media zoomer that refuse to use a fucking booru
You're telling me not only do I have to get mlb kitasan in my rerolls but now I also have to get mlb sweep?
I don't have enough carats cygames pls delay kitasan!
>>531279068Start thinking for yourself for once.
After all this time my onsen virginity was taken from me by a boyโฆ
Make Sweep eat her vegetables
>>531279068And MLB fine motion
>>531279068You also need a couple copies of the Super Creek SSR and Fine Motion for the jap-approved wit meta
>>531278978You're on the precipice of dropping below room temp IQ
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>>531279038>implying I'm not scrapping Boorus tooGotta be adaptive in these modern times anon, why shouldn't I tailor twitter to literally feed me what I want on the side for minimal effort? We are not the same.
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>>531279132give me your build. I am collecting good ends and this boyfaggot refuses to cooperate
reminder to make a fresh thread, considering the other one is schizophrenic
>>531279068do you let other people decide what you're gonna watch, play or listen to as well?
>>531279132those are some HUGE boy tiddies
>>531278978Based keep rerolling and never play the game.
>>531279068MLB Kitasan would be good enough by itself but the odds are not good
>>531279210FRENCH HONSE EROTIC
>>531279132Why is this boy so stacked though
For what reason
>>531278978Unless you're rerolling for 3+ Kitasans and finishing a spark on the banner, you'll be complaining about not having any useful cards next month
>>531279132Hell yeah, tomboy gang
>>531277465get on my level
>>531279210I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
>>531278824this event deletes carats from your account anon...
>>531278238Taiki Shuttle sure is American size
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My wife was the strongest...
I would like to join an /uma/ club with a 20mil monthly quota. I've been playing this game daily on my exercise bike. Please help me get fit.
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>>531279210>this was considered a hard boss at the time of the releaseMan where does the time go?
>>531279210so did previous "boss umas" to call it something ever get added as playable characters before or they are forever npc of the week?
>>531279305wtf i love the french
>>531279278How many carats is that on avg
>>531278907they don't have the +400 bonus you get in career, no. all stats except wit are inflated in career so the early races aren't watching a group slowly walk across the track at a snail's pace.
>>531278975maybe you are looking at some other weird page since this one is up to date
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/258347
Is there a pattern to proccing support card chain events or are they just random?
>>531278690not enough wit, get rid of the rice shower card
>>531279210MARENGO!! Vive l'Empereur!
>>531279390:angry::angry::crying::angry:angry:
>>531279402NPCs stay in NPC jail
>>531279248Who the fuck watches and plays stuff that have low reviews or no recommendations?
>>531279402not unless her IRL name is used.
>>531278120You get a guaranteed SR in every 10 pull, and you're likely to get multiple in the average 10 pull. There's not that many different SRs, and anyone that's been saving up a long while is going to be dumping 200 pulls minimum into the banner. it's not guaranteed but it's several times more likely than getting kitasan black MLB.
>>531279278>Unless you're rerolling for 3+ Kitasans and finishing a spark on the bannerIs there enough time to spark the banner from when it drops to when it ends on a fresh account?
>>531279305>VHSIs she actually Croatian?
>>531279219I donโt think my build was amazing but I did pace chaser. Easier to build than late and had cards that gave good skills for it. Got mostly stamina and power inspiration as well
The only reason why I have that many stamina skills is because I wanted to do the long URA finals for fun (Iโve done too many mediums)
>>531279274To romance (you)
>>531279287Vodka a cute
>>531279376>Unironically going too fast for it's own goodwhoa...
>>531279468so does that mean i should be building 600 stamina sprinters for pvp?
afaik running out of stamina is doomed so would that be better in pvp than a regular career focused build? even if i really lose stats for it?
>>531278907heres the trvke
sprints 500, mile 600, medium 700, long 800 bare min with assuming you will always have a swinging maestro
play around in those areas and always cover yourself from bad weather or debuffs by throwing up some extra white recovery skills
>>531279398Benis was mid boss tier. The true hard boss was Montjeu when you did well enough to proc her.
>>531279305the french dont use that weapon throughbeit
>>531279376She got knee clapped by Yakuza
>>531279190>>531279189I suppose I'll buy Rookie Pack A and B...
Bwos I'm half Japanese. If I make uma videos and spout random bullshit in a thick japanese accent will I be rich enough to mlb kitasan?
>>531279593>trusting the โreviewersโgay, I make my own conclusions
you need to have:
fully uncapped Kita
fully uncapped Sweep Toshio
fully uncapoe Eishin Flash
fully uncapped Super Creek
fully uncapped Marvelous Sunday
and fully uncapped Fine Motion
or else you're not playing the game
>>531279694oh should i take super creek even for sprinters?
>>531279640Yes, unless they take a million carrots from you
I got 37k carats total since I started playing two weeks ago. You would only need exactly 30k
>>531279757Just dont buy the standard packs, those are super jewish ripoffs.
I NEED to have lovey-dovey baby-making sex with Daiwa Scarlet. Thatโs what I actually need.
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>>531279810Anyone have the math on how long it would take for me to get this within 70 pulls?
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>>531279731We don't speak about this abomination here.
>>531279691any time you lose in pvp click your opponents winning horses and see what they did. you'll see sometimes it's a stamina check.
>>531279761>be japanese>be well known in the jap community>make video in english to branch out and help newcuties>?>successyou would be nothing but a faggot and a tranny, plus u'll NEVER be japanese you disgusting MUTT
>>531279810I don't get why people love eishin flash or marvelous sunday, I guess its something my f2p ass won't understand until 3 years from now
>finally cave and try this game
>do BAKUSHIIIN for my first run
>easily make it all the way to Ura Semis before eating shit
>try some other horses to round out my >pvp team
>None of them make it past their 5th goals at best and get shit ranks
No wonder she's the class rep, the rest of the school are worthless fucking glue horses.
>>531279640As long as you have time to play the game, absolutely. Grind out most of the missions, together with 2 pvp rank ups and 16 daily log in rewards. You'll get there pretty easily.
>>531279876daiwa scarlet is only for hairpulling rough doggystyle
>>531279376>fatally injured on track just like my rice shower
>>531279472https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/258840
It's this whole horse building section. They do a really bad job at keeping their pages up to date
>>531279640You have to play A LOT and hopefully you have your wallet as a backup plan in case you fail.
I had my first spark built up within a couple weeks of launch. The upside with Kitasan is that your rerolls count toward the spark
>>531279398the real boss was the big speed debuff that you needed 900+ to beat
>>531279885I love my wife
>>531279923I like the eishin flash events
>>531279843you take creek for everything, then you take take creek and kitasan for everything, if you want to play risky as fuck and go stamless don't be surprised when your uma decides to take a brisk stroll past the finish line.
Please select my trash card, I need more Urara card copies...
>>531279867>tamamamahnnnnnnnnngggggggg
>>531279952brudder
whatst he trigger rate for a recreation event after doing recreation?
i don't do it often enough to tell
it isnt 100%, is it?
>>531279305Why does she need a gun?
>>531280095>>531279867when is this cutie getting released
I'm only at 10k gems... I have some stories to reap gems from and have less than half the trophies, am I gonna have any chance of hitting 30k by the end of the banner....
>>531280050thatโs literally a child
Who else is ready for their 200 pulls for Kitasan Black?
>>531280267just reroll bro
>>531280217This is a pro-gun franchise.
>>531279923+4 energy cap, +10 energy and one mood up from her first event. Homestretch Haste skill hint for her last event, which you can use on any strategy.
Also booba.
>not every uma has a trainer
harem mode when
i can handle more than 1
You're all rolling for Kitasan Black because she's meta, I'm rolling because she's my wife.
>>531280314nah I have a soul. I'm not going to minmax at that level, no game would be worth doing it.
>>531280361How much are you willing to spend on your wife?
>try the japanese wit meme
>speedrun my horse into glue
>>531280338homestretch haste is so ass it always triggers at the very end
i take it but i hate it
>>531280267realistically you'll get like 10k. 99% we're getting another free 1500 gift but unless the servers literally explode when kitasan drops I doubt we'll get much more for a while
>>531278914I was specifically told the launch banner was bait....
>>531280457I whaled for her multiple times on JP and I'll do it again on Global
A real Kitafag would save his carats for her uma version that canโt even use her own card
>>531280472Points are points, triggering at all is the most important part
>>531279923their events give mood ups and energy recovery, so you don't waste turns resting or going on dates
>>531273004congrats on the run. also the epithets such a nice little feature after every run
>>531279903i actually use that weapon a lot when playing CS back in the day
>>531280236>>531280095TAMAMAMA
she gets released by the of the year I think
>>531280512there's no more bread
Umm, so whose career is the easiest to farm the Japanese Derby with?
>captcha: KP0NY
>>531280236>>531280095>>531280661remember that tamamo gets biko'k years ago too
>>531280014maybe it's just a generic guide for beginners so they don't see the need to update it when you can go to the scenario guide instead I guess
So... when do we get bonus item codes?
What does "don't use career use search" mean?
>>531280810When you buy the bluray, loyal grubbler.
>>531280667unless you never plan to play any other characters, don't bother doing that. the monies cost isn't worth it.
>>531280665Why did you eat it, Oguri-san?
Why no one tell me that Winning Ticket is hella cute?!
I can't believe this is my highest rating urara. disgusting
>>531280810hahahahahahaha
oh wait, you're serious?
>>531281000Unironically might be PVP ready because Guts is stamina.
>>531280859Surprisingly, I've been getting a lot of money from just doing the dailies and the new limited missions
>>531280328https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXxEVn7axtQ
>>531281000unhabeebably zased
>>531281000gutsGODs
witsLORDs
I kneel
>>531281000farming for the best sparks, I see
>>531281098you get a reasonable amount, but saving up to buy something you can't afford as-is means skipping the 2k clocks 3 times a day, skipping the character shards you want, and being unable to upgrade Support Cards. Having 1 above average (not even busted) Special Week will not make up for having shitty Support Cards and other horses.
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better than winning in Ura
what does friendship with the reporter do? just increase her stat increase from her event?
>>531280328Quite fond of this horse, first attempt with her she just barely lost the last race by 3/4 lengths and her tits are huge. Also gun.
>>531279923Eishin Flash also gives you good late surger skills, she's a mainstay in my deck because of that.
>>531281432Unlocks the sex scenes
>>531281432at the end of the campaign she'll give you a big dump of stats and skill points for free if she's maxxed.
>>531280507only if you were going to roll to 200, otherwise it was better because of the SR rate up
>>531281432Eventually she'll reveal that she's a-
>>531281545Is getting her to orange good enough, or does she need to be maxed?
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>#1 fav in final finale
huh
>>531281545you can probably get that by year 3 without focusing on her, right?
>>531281631if your wit and speed were swapped around that mcqueen would actually be scary in pvp
>>531280343umas are possessive and I doubt they would accept their trainer having a 2nd trainee. the only pairs I think would accept each other would be teio/rudolf and suzuka/special week.
2 star sparks on late surger, finally.
>>531281631>loses to ricejust like my history books :)
>>531281719>>531281719Doesn't that Wit basically give him like 80~% activation rate on skills?
>>531281757I don't like aura mommy, I want sexy mommy
Everyone's obsessing over 9* power Stam sparks but nobody ever talks about sprint sparks on good compatibility horses
>>531281785doesn't matter if they have 100%, you ain't overtaking anyone with sub 1000speed, pvp is a sweatfest
Which Uma is capable of fracturing your pelvis during coitus?
>>531281000what was even the card setup for this? 4 wit 2 guts?
>>531281824I want to roll for this horse NOW
>>531281785Wits is not just skills. A lot of things in this game is a wits check.
>>5312817851122 Wit is 90%. 913 (if it was swapped) would be 88% so not really much worse.
>>531281889I'll be better to ask which wouldn't
>>531281776Into the trash it goes
witGODS explain? this loser was allergic to winning during her entire career, used all clocks on Arima Kinen and the best she got was 3rd...
>>531281631My wife McQueen is so smart
>>531281934Teio would never rape me.
>>531281719His biggest problem is the stamina actually. 1100 stamina 600 wit would make this an insane McQueen
>>531282072S-sure
Of course you'd be safe, trainer-san
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What triggers this instead of the regular win event?
>>531282032>scene afterwards is the samelame
>>531281889Nishino Flower
>>531281631>>531282202>>531282062>new high score>won every race by at least 5L>trash cardsAbsolutely crazy
>no speed star>2* wit sparkglue
>>531282012You need more of these.
>>531282313same thing that triggers half the events in this game, pure dumb luck.
>>531277246It's actually not that simple, wittmaxxing is somewhat dependent on farming hints, and thus what skills your supports offer. That's what makes Fine Motion and Marvelous Sunday so spammable, they have skills that work for any type of racer. Shakur is like a lot of Wit cards in that her skills are biased for specific strategies and courses, so she's good for some careers and not for others.
feels like i'd need more than a year to 3 star my 1 stars
>>531282313I think you need like green or higher friendship meter with Etsuko, pretty sure it only triggers on G1 and G2s
>>531282350>trash cardsdoubt.jpg
>>531281757There are multi-uma teams, but they tend to be comedic shitshows.
I used to have boba every day during lunch break. 1 boba = $4.50. Now I only have it on weekends as a treat. So that's $22 saved a week. $88 towards kita. Thank you uma musume for saving my health.
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>>531282395My Tachyon is already 3 star'd, do you mean the whole roster of 1*s?
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How many do I have to waste to get my first B or A rank?
>>531276641>>531276731>>531281741>peak form never again to be duplicatedRIP
>my first undefeated was trying a 3 wit set up
Only two rests. One being summer because of no rainbows and mood was only good anyways and the other was early dec right before the end so I could make sure to hit stamina if possible during the finals.
I definitely need stamina sparks now.
>>531282538Just do the 4 wit meme, it makes it easier to get A rank
>>531282395you'll get them to 5* without even noticing
i need to have sex with this horse
>>531282568Now THIS is fucking peak female sex
>>531282538wit max
easy A ranks
but you might get eaten alive in PvP
sorry bwos i'll play gakuen idolm@ster while waiting for kitasan
>>531282568Suzuka is very cute.
>>531282583>>531282625how to wit max
and how to shit on retards in PvP
>>531282625you'll get eaten alive in pvp no matter what you do anyway, they're all running full MLB decks
are people really going full wits meme build? Do they just never want to win in pvp?
Have you guys tried out your witpilled horses in PvP? I feel like they'll at the very least be incredibly consistent
>>531282749Japan man said wit good so
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Pain
Once I get at least a 2* Stam Legacy I think I can get more consistent builds going.
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>>531282462that really depends. but some might be fine with it, (racing is another story though)
WAIT YOU FAGS
I THOUGHT TACHYON WAS A COWTIT WOMAN
SHE IS AVERAGE, NO BELOW AVERAGE
FUCK YOU ALL
>>531282936She's a horse not a woman
>>531282867Yeah some horses are impossible to build well without stamina being handled by sparks, tried to build Tachyon just now and the result was just underwhelming as to get to passable stamina I had to train it too much and invest in maestro
>>531282395It depends on how often you roll
>>531282603Back off shes mine
>>531283078Exactly, basically an uphill battle right now
>>531282749Resting bad! Tazuna bad!
>>531282936>I THOUGHT TACHYON WAS A COWTIT WOMANfrom where did you ever get that impression? she's a medium premium
>>5312827131, go to clubs and scroll down to 100 and keep clicking the i until you get a maxed sweep tosho, the cute witch and a 9* stam friend.
2, grab your best 3 wit cards, best stam (creek or mcqueen), and best speed (event spe week)
3, start the run
4, year 1 friendship max
5, year 2 fix some shit stats
6, year 3 big numbers
And the trick for PvP is to dedicate one slot of each distance to an Aids Honse. Max debuffs. It was so effective that debuffs got banned in JP.
>>531283138this is my post
>>531282507>$88 is 7500 gems (limited pack as well)>50 pulls>a month of this will get you 200 pullsEnjoy your 1-2 copies of KSB anon you earned them
>>531282507I started spending on gacha so that I'd stop pyaing for whores, but now I've got a bunch of jpegs and nuts that direly need to be emptied by a woman, and I don't have the charisma to do it normally.
>>531282713Fine Motion+Marvelous Sunday+Generic goodstuff or whatever synergy picks you have
Prioritize always pressing wit if it recovers stamina and you don't have a highroll non-wit pick available.
Buy a lot of skills
?????
Profit
>>531283271Goated PVP setup is
Ace as your race winner, all in for victory build
Second slot as a mixed build, mostly looking for victory but a bit of debuff too (think rudolf or Tachyon with Dominator)
Third slot absolute cancer horse, probably shit stats other than Wit carrying as many red skills as you possibly can
All in different positions to maximise bonuses
>refuses to recover from slacker no matter how many times i take her out for recreation
Why is she like this
>>531281719>>531282202Isnโt the main issue thatโs sheโs >pace but has little power to prevent getting boxed
>>531286109Wit controls your speed for the first 3/4ths of the race and it also controls movement in general, so you won't need more than that power to avoid getting boxed. That uma will be the closest pacemaker to the front almost every time, and they'll be smart enough to zoom horizontally before they get boxed (or zoom out of the box asap if they somehow do get boxed like by a group of front runners, which should be extremely rare).
>>531282763The fact of the matter is, 1 hors is dedicated to debuffing wits = good
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