Thread 531268574

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>Game News
Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)

Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
Tachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kmCbUtdQap3YtXnnGRrdk-_Di3pXaATnJBrPACPQcAc/edit?usp=sharing

>EN Schedule
Current Rate Up: Biwa Hayahide (3*), Mejiro Palmer (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
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EN: https://rentry.org/umaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Card Score Spreadsheet & Support Evaluation Doc)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

*Blocks you in*

mambo

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt

We witsmaxxing

>>531268650
Nice try but my wit is above 600

>>531268650
*wits my way out*

RIP McQueen

I always get tickets for the Hons I'm playing for the 1st time.

This game is sssoooooo reddit I can't believe you guys use reddit horses like
Ogureddit Cap
Golddit
Daiwa Scarreddit
Urareddit Haru
Reddit Shower
Mihomo Boureddit
Symboli Reddit
Sakura Bakushin O

>>531268650
punches my way out

Any club spots?

I want Golshi as my husband and Gentildonna as my wife.

HON HON HON

That uma you like? She sold herself to Mejiro Dober to pay off training debts.

guys i'm getting married!

will these expire or can i buy them whenever? dont want to break my gacha f2p cherry unless i get shit luck rolling for kitisan

>we wont be able to have sex with marvelous sunday until 2027
this isnt marvelous at all

>15 friend limit
>max borrows 3 per day
how the fuck am I supposed to autism for hours with this??

>>531268863
>got the ticket for ticket
how rare are those anyways
i been playing since global dropped and still havent gotten one of them

>McQueen gets penalized with last place for running too well in a race
I don't understand, can an Ojisan horse betting veteran explain this to me?

>>531268916
Almond Eye isn’t Reddit

Ostrich derby when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uUO5jLz0iY

>>531268863
Damn Winning Ticket was hiding THOSE?

I finally installed the game. I wanted to do the general story mode (The one in the story tab) but needed a stronger horse. So I did Scarlet's campaign. And I crashed the fuck out like 6 times in chat with some friends (who were also playing, conveniently one was doing vodka's campaign). BUT. I did it. On my first attempt, I managed to get the normal ending. I made my horse Number One. I even got to the UMA semi-finals before my lack of build optimization killed the run. But it's fine. She was Number one.

>>531268954
But i like Mejiro Dober?
And training costs are primarily covered by Tracen academy anyways.

>>531268916
>didn't mention Xnes Trannyon
You just exposed yourself troon

FUUUUAAAARRRRKKK I'M SO FUCKING PROUD THAT'S MY GIRL THAT'S MY MVP

>>531268980
nevermind im a fucking RETARD and just read it again

>get hot spring ticket for Biwa
>lose the URA finale
WHAT THE FUCK DAMMIT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is McQueen so McFlat...

new RETARD here that got a FM and also got a second FM in the free fucking ticket
I tried the URA and I couldn't pass further because I lacked fans
I have 5 questions
Is there an optimal way to raise SC?
I accidentally got a second copy of Maruzensky while trying to get the 2*SC, should I focus on her?
On what stat should I prioritize, given that I only have FM +1?
How to join a guild?
Why there is absoultely NO PORNOGRAPHY of the umas? I went to check for Maruzenky and she has like 30 pictures vs the thousands she has normally.

Have you thanked your ningen friends for raising your trainee's mood today?

umm what the FUCK happened here? for reference she has 234 stamina

umapyoi with _______

First attempt at a Nasty Nature

Could not get rainbow stamina throughout the whole run, I wanted her for Longs and ended up having to invest in stamina skills to complete the run

>less than a month into the game
>already out of TP potion
>kitaspeed this week
I think I'm eternally fucked

Explain to me when I have to use guts cards.

>>531268996
Positioning in a way that was dangerous to the other racers on the track in order to prevent being overtaken i believe

>>531269257
You don't need to do more than 3 career runs per day unless you're fucking crashing out in Junior Year.

>>531269131
nice

>>531268448
Some of these are a massive bitch to get, especially on late/end runners where it's really easy to drop a race just due to bad luck

>>531269186
It's okay, anon. For the other limited use ones, the 7500 and 1500 ones, they actually do reset and come back for every anni, iirc.

>>531269257
do people really use TP potion outside of events?
why?

>>531269181
Based Nice Nature enjoyer.

>>531269203
>be yourself
>be yourself
>be yourself
>club button on bottom left of main screen
>lewd banned so the horse owners don't retract license

I do not care for Special Week

Nice Nature tummy

is /uma/ a mejiro or satono thread?

>>531269274
2026

It's not illegal to block the racers behind you, losers.

>>531268996
https://youtu.be/L27mhEErYLA

She's so beautiful bros. How can the other umas even hope to compete?

>>531269319
>>531269349
I am addicted to the game it's not that complicated

Good sprinter not named Bakushin?

>>531269210
Have they thanked me for saving their tranees career yet?

i think im gonna make it bros!

>>531269306
Oh like she could force them to collide with other racers or even into the inside barrier?

>>531269402
Grass thread

>>531269181
nice

>>531269019
>Reddit Eye
She is now

>>531268916
>/uma/ thread
>HAHA OGURI FAT
>HAHA TAMAMO INCEL
>HAHA GOLSHIP *HOLS UP SPORK* TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM!!!1!
>HAHA BOND (played by Pierce Brosnan) BURGER MCQUEEN
>HAHA TIME FOR THE FIFTH ROUND OF TACHYON'S UNIT 731 AGAIN GUINEA PIG
>HAHA TOP CUN CORRECTION
>HAHA MORE LIKE SPECIAL NEEDS
>HAHA MAITINGFUCKUTARU SCREAMING
>HAHA TAIKI JIGGLE
>HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWER I HATE HER
>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDOR
>HAHA SCARLET COW
>HAHA BIWA BIG HEAD
>HAHARURARA
>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG
>HAHA TEIO COFFEE
>HAHA MARVELOUS OPPAI
>HAHA DOBER SEX
>HAHA GOO GOO IN CREEK FOR BABIES
>HAHA MAMBO
>HAHA TAZUNA AND AKIKAWA ARE

>>531269370
Me but with Symboli Rudolf.

When in doubt, just wit it!

>>531269257
>>already out of TP potion
Wtf, how many total fans do you have?

why didn't you guys tell me Stamina just works

>>531269474
King Halo if you can put up wit her pain in the ass career

>>531269440
Almond McMogs her

>>531269437
Naruhodo...

>>531269474
Haru Urara

>it just skipped past it how were I supposed to know?!?
>no back button like in my renpy wegs

>>531269493
Something like that i guess?
I wasnt exactly paying attention to how she was positioned in that cutscene but yeah she moved in a way that put the other racers at risk

>>531269541
>HAHARURARA
10/10 post this is the quality content I come here for

>>531269472
Make another account then and have different horses on that one its not that deep

Hell you could even have an impulse chad and a meta saving account so you can live both lives

when do we get another dirt runner? I was lucky enough to get taiki but I still lose in team trials to oguri metaslaves

>>531269198
Flat/small chests are the most alluring

>>531268923
Pulling Rice's dress down on the pre race paddock

>>531269257
$13 is 1500 carats, which is the equivalent of 150 TP potions. Or you can get the daily carat pack and get an extra 50 carats a day, the equivalent of 5 TP potions.

>>531269203
>Why there is absoultely NO PORNOGRAPHY of the umas?
Yakuza banned it and japs are pussies
Now it's global expect more filthy gaijin giving 0 shits and making porn, however you will have to tolerate westoid artstyles
That or just steal your favorite artists' style with AI slop

TRAIN POWER

My runs today have been depressing in terms of how my trainees keep acting. I just want a stamina spark...
At least this spark is surprisingly okay.

>>531269784
Scarlet... easy on the carrots...

have you nooticed how tachyon attracts those

>>531269402
It's gray horses thread

>>531269541
BAKUSHINSHIN

This is a URA service announcement.
The three best songs in the Umamusume franchise are as follows:

Umapyoi Legend
Stay on Course
Ready!! Steady!! Derby!!

Thank you for your attention.

>>531269690
I'm capped at like 50k score in dirt because I dont have a third horse for it, shit absolutely sucks

>>531268920
not with that wit

What did chesnuts ever do to her?

>>531269784
Staff, there's a cow in my training area. Please get rid of it.

Mambo

>>531269257
>already
lol. I ran out of potions at the very beginning of the month

>>531269402
Dia-chan broke into my room and ruined me for marriage so I guess I'm hers now

How do you witmaxxing? You just run 3 wit card and 2 speed card?

>>531269203
>>531269735
most popular uma pic on danbooru is ayabe deepthroating a massive cock

>>531269869
she definitely attracts my cock thats for sure

>Album torrent isn't seeded on Nyaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s
https://open.spotify.com/track/5AUlUHoUpV8U7gezLoaQJm?si=c5eaffbd7e8c49c6

WHAT THE FUCK DOES MLB OR LB EVEN STAND FOR

just draw porn of happy meek

>>531269541
>HAHA GOO GOO IN CREEK FOR BABIES
>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG
>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDOR
I do all of these

>>531270089
Baseball, it's McQueen's favorite.

>>531269735
>>531269365
>>531269990
Thanks, I forgot two actual questions over the porn question I'll make stuff with SC in koikatsu and AI slop
How many EONS until this banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVBoXBE0KtU&list=RDdVBoXBE0KtU hits the game?
Should I just replaying the URA carrer until my SC is trained? I'm trying for a full balanced one but apparently I have to invest everything on WITS and SPEED.
Also dropping my card if anyone wants to be a friend or blacklist me inmediatly from guilds.

>>531269642
That’s my dirt horse

>>531270089
Max Limit Break
having all the dupes to full the slots on the card.

>>531270090
Can't
She's a real horse now

Should I use my tix on Taiki or Oguri bros

>>531269565
~40mil, never join a competitive circle it's a trap

>>531270102
https://x.com/MiruYuyo/status/1944918054892396711

>>531269964
>>531269402
One of these horses can raise a strong and robust lineage, and one of them cannot.

>>531269964
Goldship broke into your room first

>>531270089
MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
>>531270090
nip artists are so afraid of the uma police that they won't even lewd the ocs just because they MIGHT be based on real horss

>>531270174
has that stopped anyone?

I'm gonna do a Haru Urara run

>>531269203
Have enough Stamina, she has too many medium and long races
You will need to play eventually all umas, you need to form a team if you plan to play pvp
Depends of the uma career and her style, sprint mile needs more speed and power, medium a little of everything, late a lot of stamina
Just post your trainer ID and say you're looking for a club or wait to someone post a club name, you also need to get rank E3 first
le yakuza owners of the umas memes

>>531270205
we have room in our club for a high earner such as yourself, we're top 10 right now

We’re going to make Haru Urara fat! FAT!

>>531270135
That music isn't until 2 years in global

>Gyaru Goldship blocks your way
What do you trainer-san?

>>531269440
My McWife

>twin turbo is a post-launch 1*
wtf, what did she do to deserve that

I'll post it one more time before bed. But I don't plan on advertising outside of here just yet.
MLB FM / Fine Motion
393169005238

>>531269695
>someone saved my crop
Hehe~

>>531269504
I want Grass to dominate my dick with her massive rear

>>531270305
i let her rape me

>>531270089
Major League Baseball
You should take McQueen sometime

oh yea baby

no,Urara chan…

Sprint and Dirt are fucked for team trials. Even if I rip Taiki out of mile and put her into dirt and use Grass for mile, sprint is still gonna be missing one because only Bakushin and Halo is compatible out of the non 3*.

>>531270305
Do you have a post quota or something?

Is a deck consisting of 2 power, 2 wit, 1 stam and 1 speed good for Mejiro Ryan?

>>531269474
Taiki Shuttle the all american hero

>>531270206
Thanks boss

How long till we get Helios? Do we have a general idea?

>Diawa Scarlet Campaign
>I get pushed down onto the grass and brutally raped by Vodka into becoming her backup dancer
>Vodka Campaign
>I get pushed down onto the grass and brutally raped by Diawa Scarlet into becoming her backup dancer
I hate this shit so much

>>531270146
I don't think I can trust you, anon, the other anons are giving me more congruent answers...

>>531269964
does she have ANY fanart where she isn't a massive slut

>>531270310
Sorry but she's my wife. Back off.

>>531270210
whats her problem

>>531270078
>In an interview, Akihiro Honda, who was in charge of the lyrics, composition and arrangement, stated that he was asked by Cygames to create a "denpa song", a type of music that is intentionally catchy, but he didn't know what it meant, so he listened to about 1,000 songs of these.
>After being told by Cygames that the song wasn't "strong enough", he resorted to opening a bottle of wine and dancing to the choreography in his underpants.[2]
>The song is currently the only song in the franchise to have versions sung by characters other than horse girls on CD releases, including Team Spica's Trainer, Hana Toujou and Misato Akasaka.

>>531270474
Quite a long time. Like 2+ years probably

>>531270243
>>Just post your trainer ID and say you're looking for a club or wait to someone post a club name, you also need to get rank E3 first
>
754721888180
go add me

>>531270210
I can see her cleavage...
>>531270221
Yeah but she broke in to invite me on zany adventures

Diamond and Kita double paizuri

>>531270305
Ask for her hand in marriage. Then get laughed at.

she loves her meal

>>531269806
>win QED
>she doesn’t win
Explain this

>no.1 fav
>not rank 1
????

is it normal for a career run to last 2+ hours if you're reading the events too?

>>531269504
grass-chan...
sniff sniff

is it realistic to pull Eishin, Cafe, Tamamo and Satono (forma de diamante) back to back or should I start thinking about who to drop

also why is every fucking horse for medium/long distance???

>>531270668
she loves her revolvers

>>531270482
Maybe if you train both of them at the same time it cancels out...?

>>531270750
ofc i need to complain first to win the race, now anon will laugh at me

is teio a good character

>>531270806
how much money are you willing to spend

>>531268574 (OP)
>japanese say spam wits
>can't even beat URA
Are the japs fucking with gaijin or what?

>>531270806
>why is every fucking horse for medium/long distance
real life nigga. all the actual races with money and fame are medium and long.

>>531270806
Pull for my schizo wife, ignore the others

>>531270580
Fug :DDDDD

>>531270750
10 is her gate position dingus.

Can't believe I got a 3 spark before even getting any 2 sparks in my roster. Thank you my little cyborg daughter

>>531270078
This is the best version of that song
Trainer is a fucking king

>>531270601
Matikanefukukitaru also did it first

>>531269902
Thats not GSK

Special Week's career was so god damn boring
literally why is she the game's mascot?

>>531270658
But what if she says yes?

Teio!

She'd make a good cocktail server honestly.

>>531270963
>Takes you to Hokkaido to meet her mom and to visit her dead moms grave
Special week is a sweet girl

>>531270917
I'm only willing to spend on anni stuff and maaaybe the daily pack

d-don't tell me skipping ~5/6 banners is still not good enough...

>>531270579
kino

>>531270305
I take her to the b-ball court and dunk on her to establish dominance

>>531271176
I wake up...

what time for kitasan banner drop

Trainer -san don't look!

>>531271142
Boring? I can’t even win a race with her. She’s dogshit

>>531271023
>This is the best version of that song
VERY correct!

>>531271189
i wasn't expecting to like this retarded fortune gremlin as much as i did, i was overjoyed clearing the finale with her

Evil Haru Urara isn't real
She can't hurt you

500 wit and you don't use your skill in the final
naruhodo ne

>>531271183
Loving sex with Teio chan

>>531270751
probably, i feel like a career run itself is already an hour long without having to read anything

>sparks always roll power or guts
At least I have 6* power legacies

Complete the sentence below
Symbolic Rudolf is ________

>>531270305
I tell her the ground is lava

>>531271365
a granny

>>531270998
If it makes you feel any better I mostly pulled that number out of my ass. I looked it up and she actually came out just under 2 years on JP, so it's probably more like 1.5 years on global.
Stay strong brother. Retarded zoomer horsepussy awaits

>>531271301
She's a lot of fun yeah. Her ping ponging between "it's so over" and "we're so back" fills me with much mirth.

>>531271345
Flexible...

I'm so tubby

>>531271023
now im just imagining a tracen academy festival where the trainers put on a performance for the girls

>>531271365
very punny

>>531270751
yes, but you only need to do it once
set it to skip and then enable the option that stops skipping when you run into a new event

>>531271365
a fraud.
an unearned legend.
an exploiter.
a hack.

>>531270201
Oguri if you have impeccable taste. Taiki if you're a braindead gooner with no soul

>>531270920
You Just arent witting hard enough bro

>>531271406
I bought 150 potions worth of carats for $13 so I'll be fine for a while.

Release kita black already I want to fucking rooooll

>>531271272
Holy shit is that the sister of The Obliterator, The Passing Condor?

How can I easily get 42k on Twinkle Legends for that sweet sweet rainbow shard and SSR tickets, dacchis?

>>531271210
Spe is a good girl!

>>531269541
agnes would never make fun of us like that.

Aren’t all these horses guys in real life… doesn’t that mean the umas have big ole horsecocks?

>>531270201
just go with your gut

>>531271508
McQueen…

NL didn't play uma musume at all on his latest stream....

It's over..............

>>531271708
only some of them are
all of them have that when i beat off though

>>531271272
Who is that??

>>531271365
My wife...

NINGEN LOVE!

>>531271708
Educate yourself.

>>531271769
How big is Almond’s futa dick?

Post images that send shivers down your spine

>>531271406
>there are people who don't have the fan titles for their daughterwives

just 2 more days bros

thought I got too cocky by going into URA for medium as this sad sack, had to spend all my clocks in the semifinal but then she went and did this

>>531271272
bourbon? why are you here? where'd el go?

>>531271708
>Aren’t all these horses guys in real life
nope some are mares
>doesn’t that mean the umas have big ole horsecocks?
nope there are no male umas

How the FUCK are you supposed to go above B/B+ with a legacy umamuma.... I saw some guy with an A, can you even go beyond that? There's just not enough time in a career, feels like.

>>531270963
Gomen Spe but I can't choose you because you lost horse of the year to EL CONDOR PASAAAAAAA

>>531271708
My dear newfag, let me tell you about the concept known as 'genderbending'

you FYOOLS made your umas TYOO SMYART, this means THEY WYON'T NYEED TYO BYE TRYAINED, you literally LYOST YYOUR JYOB

>>531271272
El?

>Literal abuse victim behavior
Trainer...

get me the coffee

>>531271365
punished

>>531271689
>Agnes

>>531271902
Luck and stacking stars

>>531271848
King is the best.

>>531271708
'fraid so

>>531271902
Better legacies and cards is the most important. Then just focusing on the right stats plus getting gold skills. Finally having a lot of fans.

>>531271918
>turn from trainer husband to trophy husband
meh you win some you lose some

>>531271902
Better sparks and supports

>>531269370
Me but with Gold Ship

>>531271918
dumb kot. stupid

>>531271918
I CAN RETIRE NOW AWAY FROM THESE CRAZY BITCHES

>>531271765
Tomorrow

>>531271918
Kot needs training with Mr. Dick.

>>531271406
I'm almost ran out of alarm clocks

>>531271960
i'm just a guinea pig, i wont dare call her by her first name

>>531271798
neat

So the entire trick is to get a 9* [insert stat] uma as lineage, but the stat is on the one stat you DONT want to level most of the time. Like a long runner will get Power so they never need to hit the power training button

>>531272005
Wait, fans actually do something besides meeting race entry requirements/being the big "number go up" number?

How2Scarlet

>>531271848 (me)
gee, thanks

>>531272116
That sounds like a skill issue

Bet Teio makes the hottest noises getting FUCKED

>>531272173
the number go up number affects your career rating

>>531272174
Front runner, dump speed, stam and wits and see her zoom

>>531271673
Cheese with Maya's guaranteed kiremono event.

>>531272145
nyo, you basically always want 18* stamina except on sprinters.

>>531272145
???
Speak coherently

>>531272078
>Retire
How do we tell him...

Which uma is the best rep for each stat (speed, stamina etc)?

>>531271848
Crazy, I failed in the Semis using all my alarm clocks and lost. I got lucky on my spark though lmao.

Why does Oguri only have 1 alt? Does Cygames hate money?

rolled maruezensky
man i dont care about this racecar adult woman, she always shows up in later races
also finished taiki shuttle's route and shes not a very interesting uma

Huh that's weird. My bad I guess I fucked up my previous filter please forgive me this should really block em

/\b(NL|Northernlion|asmongold|ludwig|Norhterlion)\b/i;

>>531272217
It is. Golshi just eat everything.

>>531272173
Unique level ups contribute to the rating, and you need to reach certain fan thresholds for that.

>>531272271
Alright I'll try that out. Thanks.

>>531272173
Yes, which is why having good legacies is important so you can race a few more times and use inspirations to boost the stats you need plus get hints for good skills.

>>531271263
19 hours

>>531272275
Makes sense why its the strongest, the other 2 of the main 3 just seem not as good, but im still trying to make my own 9* sparks
>>531272302
I was asking if the best strategy with 18* spark inherits is to put it on the stat youd be maxing the least. Sprinters dont use stamina though so it would be meaningless on them.

good honses for today's daily event? they don't expire today, right?

>>531272347
you fucker, congrats. full stats, didn't hit any big rainbows

>>531272145
A long runner will get stamina so you can actually raise your speed without wasting your entire deck on stam cards

>>531272489
add 24 to that

>>531272145
stamina is the stat to spark for. Power training and Speed training have favorable side stats to gain while Stamina training just gives you guts which is a dump stat

>>531271753
>FOUR(4) different versions
what did cygames mean by this?

>>531272145
Yes, power is the best for most cases.

>>531272614
Guts below 400 is good actually

>>531272532
>Sprinters dont use stamina though so it would be meaningless on them.
el oh el, never change speedniggers

Is this true?

>>531272145
You want stam for long runners so you can hit the required amount and focus on power and speed.

>>531271934
>just man up bro
>they're only girls
>wow he's so lucky
>

Why doesn't Cygames buy an irl op racehorse and put it into the game? It'd be fun to follow it and I'm pretty sure they'd print even more money from the fans.

Actually wits is the best.

>>531272716
>you wont lose when you have the optimal build
no fucking shit discord tranny

>>531272716
also be a streamer with a friends list full of 9*

>>531271272
It's fine to rape this wench since it isn't El Condor Pasa, right?

Oguri Cap looks boring and also too similar to Gold Ship who is a meme horse.

What am I missing out in in ignoring her?

Thoughts?

is there a girl/strategy this is realistic for now or is this MANT bait?

wish i have oguri cap...

>>531272787
retard

>>531272805
You don't have to be a streamer for that

>>531272787
That's Forever Young.

Why wont that big breasted bitch give me swinging maestro

>>531272841
youre three threads late phone tranny

>>531272841
he's wrong
just pump speed and you win
shrimple as that

>>531272749
dunno about any of the aging shit but this part is true

>>531272869
i cant be finding this erotic

>>531272538 (me)
damn, lots of cool epithets to choose from...

You got the grown man with a wife and kid fucking metafagging the babygame for Sparks
On his fucking peloton

>>531272928
Your pp isn't big enough to swing around, so she thought it wasn't right for you to have it.

How do I get the tiny sorcerer to grant the charming buff so I can win the favor of my support team

>>531272869
mcfeet

>>531272858
El Condor Pasa, I got 40 wins in a career

>>531272716
>600/600/600 spd/pow/wit
HES A WITGOD

>>531273029
Its small because she wont breast feed me, I need that milk to grow

>>531272896
>didn’t win the Kentucky Derby so it can’t be an uma
Tragic. That was such a close race.

How many Main Story arcs will we get once we're caught up with JP? Will there be one for each Uma or just like the "iconic" ones?

>>531272532
>Sprinters dont use stamina though so it would be meaningless on them.
Nyo, they just need a lot less stamina at a given Speed compared to umas of longer distances at a given Speed.

>>531272858
just bakushin it bro

>531273014
shut the fuck up already you retarded fucking nigger

I need an URA champ ryan to post their stats and skills
I'm at my Wit's end with this fucking jobbing bitch

>>531272869
>running from a horse
just based on that one scene with gold ship i know how this ends

>531273014
no one cares. go back, and stay there.

BAKUSHIN!

what are the best pink sparks?

>>531272716
isn't that more of a strat to farm every single 3*spark rather than win

>>531273000
JK feet are always erotic wdym

>>531273014
Rougelites tickles his autism. He was a binding of isaac streamer for several years.

>>531272869
me in the background escaping with nige

>>531272716
>>531273014
You ruined this man
Hes gonna lose his wife and child
Hes gonna lose everything
Hes gonna lose his fucking hair

>>531272869
it's over for me...

Mayano Top Gun is a genius.

Why do we go from that to fucking reddit post screenshot posting. What the fuck is wrong with you retards

finally spent my ticket on suzuka because i'm not looking forward to any of my other umas

>>531272805
I'm following a bunch of 9*s from following people from here. Just ask "Anyone have a 9* for [stat you need]" and chances are you'll get at least one.

>>531273097
JP is on its second arc and the third and last chapter of it will be released in a few weeks

>>531269440
Teasing this lil fatty

Kita no Raion already quit. I don't think it's a safe investment to whale on wednesday unfortunately.

will it even be possible to beat legend bakushin without a juiced taiki?

>the real secret is to use the best SR in the game and run G1 races
Thanks for the insider advice, upboated!

>>531273102
>a lot less
That's a fucking understatement. They need like 200 stam if you have maxed out speed with decent wits and power. One recovery skill if you're nervous about it.

>>531273264
absolutely SAVAGE

we need to hang e-celeb niggers

>>531273014
as if you're above him just because you don't have a job

Is it Off-Topic or Low Quality for e-celeb posts?

>>531273183
they're JCs

>>531273097
I think there is only like 6 on JP
4 for the first arc
2 for the 2nd

at the end of the first arc, they started adding challenge runs to the end of the story chapters that requires U rank umas to beat

>>531273293
filling those shoes to the brim

>>531273312
to win URA? yeah no shit

>>531273273
JP is only on its second arc? How long is each arc?

>>531273238
At sucking cock!

>>531273340
you will never be a janitor

>>531273183
Always?
Do you really mean always?

>>531273330
BOXED

>>531273312
Enjoy crashing and burning in literally every race when your 400 URA buff is gone

What does it say about the nature of an uma when all her skills are derived from hurting others?

>>531273340
its straight up off topic. faggots post eceleb garbage FOR the ecelebs, not because its on topic. the fact that its mildly on topic is just a cheap excuse so they cant get reported.

>>531273393
why go for the shoes when her massive forehead is right there

How consistently are you WITmaxxers hitting 600 across Stamina/Power?

>>531273401
>>531273436
No, to win any sprint.

>>531273409
the first arc counting the ones already released in global is 6 chapters

>>531273340
It's always off topic.

>>531273449
air groove is based

>>531273449
They smell bad.

I thought MANT was going to be the great divide just like in JP but after reading all the newfags for the last few weeks fucking Aoharu is going to be the impenetrable wall

>>531273504
>>531273376
I see, thanks.

>Boourbon won against Rudolf
HAHA SUCK THAT RUDOLF
I ALSO HATE YOUR DAUGHTER

>>531273097
JP has
>McFatty
>Laisu
>Chikezo
>Brian
>Suzuka
>Spe 1
>Spe 2
And then in Chapter 2
>Rhein Kraft
>Cesario
>??? (coming in the next two weeks, probably Ai-chan's slut mom)
Chapter 2 is a lot more woven together and interconnected than Chapter 1.
The quality of each one skyrockets around Suzuka's, and it only goes up past there. S1 should absolutely be watched before Suzuka's main story though if you haven't already seen it.

how am I supposed to memorize all the dialogue options that give energy

>>531273183
>>531273430
I retweet homare and rei there is nothing you can do to make me feel shame

>spamming my 3 star umas
>randomly get into B class
>need more umas to even fill slots
Honestly im glad its making me run my lower star umas, im reminded its fun and not about just spamming spark/fan runs.

>>531273553
that's all they have after 5 fucking years?

My last Tachy run would have been an undefeated run, but for some reason she decided to place 13th in the spring Tenno Sho.

>>531273543
Why is that?

>>531273580
https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper

>>531273514
>>531273537

>>531273553
wow thats not a lot if they're a comparable length to the first 2

>>531273553
>tickezo gets a story
YEEEAAAAHHHH

How does one train AIr Groove? bitch hard

>>531273449
She knows how to have fun

>>531273594
yeah, there were lots of very large gaps

>>531273624
You're never truly safe from the box

Unless you're a front runner

>>531273434
I'm about to recreate history here.

I FUCKING WANT THIS STUPID PUNK NERD GIRL ALREADY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>531273183
>>531272869
would

>>531273496
ok host a sprint race and let's see

>>531273580
I don't know when they added the feature, but in JP, you can literally just pick an option at each dialog to see all the potential outcomes

>>531272928
Didnt need it

using up all my luck right before kitasan hits

>>531273553
>S1 should absolutely be watched before Suzuka's main story though if you haven't already seen it.
I really should watch the anime. Isn't it free on Youtube?

>cant talk about Uma musume without some faggot getting mad that youre talking about the main reason its popular in the west
>The singular reason, even

>>531273543
>Taiki is just gonna fucking shoot them
TAIKI NO

>>531273496
>Stop Right Theres in your path

>531273761
kill yourself

>>531273645
No, they all start getting much longer, each part 2 chapter is probably about 4-5 hours long.

>thread is about a very specific VIDEO GAME
>anon wants to talk about e-celeb garbage instead
>is surprised he gets shit on for that fact

Are all students from Tracen JKs? Or are there some JCs as well?

>>531273553
>>Spe 1
>>Spe 2

>>531273293
my bakushin is better

I WANT TO PLAY GOO GOO BABIES GOD DAMNIT

>>531273543
You can tell that she's weak to cock

Do you think Nórthernlion will keep playing this after Mayano wedding comes out or will he say it has an evil aura and drop it?

>>531273871
you can't race bakushin against herself

>>531273514
Was air groove designed to be sexy or is it just me

>>531273913
No one even knows who Mayano is
Shes a fucking cryptid no one cares about

>>531273887
Just win the URA and start putting the babies inside her!

>>531273868
lots and lots of JCs

>>531273629
most new players can't think for themselves and are glued to a guide yet still job at URA

hahaha this faggot is already trying to circumvent the filter the anon posted

>>531273631
It's 2025. Why the fuck do I have to go to an external website/use external tools to see game info?

top gun? more like top cute!
Man, i really want her outfit but i know i am not pulling on an Uma banner any time soon.
maybe i should save for the pieces in the club shop...

>>531272996
>man + uma can either be a boy or an uma
>man + woman can be a boy, a girl, or an uma
Trying to wrap my head around the genetic implications.

>>531273553
At what point do we get autoplay. And is it good enough to actually make a good uma or just farm fans

>>531273868
There are other countries with horse races.

gonna start filtering eceleb nigger faggot tranny names and "goo goo gaga baby" faggotry

>>531273537
Golshi's stinky yakisoba...

>>531273484
this worked for an Urara run I did earlier. I’d guess it would work for other late/end style horses.

>>531273981
I get that, but what makes her more difficult?

how long does it actually take to save up to turn a girl into a 3*?

the rate of exchange on statues seems awful

>>531274041
who's this beauty?

>>531273869
Spe 2 is the actual peak of the franchise and none of the anime even come close by the way.

I can scare them away by screaming nigger really loud
In fact in order to enhance my post I say it loud right before posting it, it becomes a power word kinda

So after Kitasan's banner, when is the next mustpull tier banner?

>fine motion
>marvelous sunday
>super creek
>X
>whale support of your choice
>proceed to witmaxx
It's that easy.

>>531274159
god shut the fuck up suzuka

>>531273631
What if I don't have autism?

>>531274007
>man + woman can be a boy, a girl, or an uma
This is just the three goddesses pulling a funny more than anything

>>531274008
autoplay makes suboptimal decisions and is used for grinding fans, event points and legacies (assuming your deck is already good enough to clear)

Kitasan does things to my peepee

>>531274181
kitasan 2

>>531274194
fuck off yurinigger

>>531274181
You pull for meta umas.

>>531274182
>no speed star
glue

>>531274151
Evil ship

>>531274181
smart falcon for A dirt aptitude

>>531273340
off-topic if its not umamusume related
low quality if it is

>>531274240
open your eyes

>>531273926
shes sexy, she gets a wedding alt where she wears tights and the dress is slightly transparent.

she gets the alt really early too, so it should be like a month or 2 from now. But that's the only alt she ever gets.

>>531272424
I did it just to make you mad and I'm going to keep doing it. Thanks for showing your filter so I know how to get around it btw

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

I just got banned from the official discord

Witmaxxing works?!

>>531274351
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX

>>531274148
I got el condor to 3* with her legend race and couple of statues.

1* like Bakushin will be harder though because she needs around 150 total, and were always saving for an op support and never rolling for horses unless we whale.

WHEN ARE WE GETTING A FAT HORSE
I'M SICK OF WAITING

>>531274359
is it because you said the n word again

>>531274008
I mean autoplay is probably better than a good half of you are, but it's not good for anything but making parents with loads of factors.

>>531274290
Is unrestrained worse than speed star? I had access to both but went with the front runner skills.

>first haru run
>2nd in debut
this is normal right?

>>531274236
Same but loli kitasan

(she's not)

>>531274406
But I’m not gay

>>531274181
el condor pasa spd in 2.8 years

>>531274351
Have fun at the gay bar.

>>531274416
I'm done caring about support cards after kitasan

I will roll for my favorite umas and be happy

if the career is so easy then why I am I still losing

>>531274359
Why?

>>531274479
Haru has almost no required races specifically so you'll be forced to eat every loss.

>>531274351
If you win, you two will be shipped off to breeders island.

Having to wait 2 days just so I can miss on Kitasan and reroll is killing me inside

>>531274351
Fuck the boy, anon
Fuck him right in the hose bussy

>>531274148
getting all the pieces to 3* someone with only statues would be
250 statues for a 2*
500 statues for a 1*
Though we will get a good chunk from future legend races and other random stuff also seems to sometimes give star pieces.

>>531274394
Wait until you read what the stats do

>>531274181
Hishi Amazon for sex

Are people really getting mad about Yuri in a cygames game?
Or is it just gaslighting? Surely you must know at this point that Cygames prefers named characters interacting with each other and not your bland fucking guy

>>531274479
Now you get to hear her unique commentary if you win the next race.

I rerolled an account with 3 super creeks but it used all carrots. Can I get 30k carrots by the time Kitasan banner is gone?

What support effects (card passives) I should be on the lookout when building my deck? Or is it more ideal to focus on the skills/events they provide

>>531274359
Did you post porn again?!

>>531274630
Wait, the banner is in 2 days? That's way better than I thought.

It sucks how, due to the lack of moderation, as well as how easy it is to bypass bans, it takes just one faggot can decrease a thread's quality by miles

/\b(NL|Northernlion|asmongold|ludwig|Norhterlion)\b/i;
/nlion/i;

>>531274691
You have to remember what website youre on, lots of crazy people here

I refuse to use guest legacies because the idea of someone else's horse girl breeding mine is gross.

>>531274479
she literally has a race that shes force to participate in and lose

her career is just a humiliation ritual, I bet there was a true original version of her career where she is suppose to lose to happy meek in the ura finale but they said "no, that's too mean"

>>531274709
it would be extremely painful, you would be better off just saving for the rerun and keeping those creeks

>>531274816
Need to see this uma's abs.

>>531274303
I like this idea.

>>531274545
Noooo but what about your still in love? Your almond eye??

>>531274240
Don't reply to low effort bait anon

>>531274795
Buying high-quality semen is the crux of the industry

>>531274351
Enjoy your big uma tits

hawuwuawawin!!!

>>531274816
He sounds like he's dying

>>531273869
its peak

>>531274762
Who the hell cares about the quality of a thread on 4chan

>>531274857
That race is actually winnable though, albeit through extreme effort. The real humiliation ritual is Vodka running that same race halfway through her career.

>>531274691
Who are you even talking to? Did you bring up a topic just to have something to be mad about? Take your HRT and shut up, damn. Annoying-ass.

>>531274762
I mean all youre doing is throwing a bigger stink over it than anyone else thus making it a larger part of thread culture. And I can say that because you wont recognize that and your actions arent gonna change so really im just making fun of you

>>531274441
>>531274584
>>531274721
I posted a picture of the berserk horse asking whens he getting in

>>531274930
You stole Happy Meek’s dream…

>>531274351
BOYFAGGOT FUCKER ALERT

hosting a sprint and then a mile after, join with 1 or 2 honses
74197906

>>531274903
I will create far higher quality semen from scratch, through the power of inbreeding.

>>531274816
he's not even lifting it, he's just bouncing it on his fat stomach

Anyone got that list of the accelerated banner schedule? I need to know when Manhattan Cafe drops.

>someone posts a screenshot of a comment made by southtiger
>some guys has a mental breakdown
Lmao

>>531274857
ura is based on the race you ran and she still has A sprint and dirt

>get bad RNG on failures multiple times
>mayano keeps getting awful mood
>didn't win first arima kinen
>just end the run
>super mad I wasted a borrow slot
>hear mayano say thank you even after failure screen
>anger goes away

This brat,,,

>>531275143
At a certain point your arms will literally break so you cant be lifting with them all the time

>>531274691
i mean each girl's trainer is also very distinct and clearly not the same blank slate self insert character anyway so who gives a shit.
There's enough umas who are all over (you)/their trainer anyway.

>>531275242
Ah yes the Arima Kinen, my favorite dirt sprint

>>531275238
>only need to wait 4 months for her
Okay I can lock the fuck in after this banner. Though the alt Fuku in October might fuck me up a bit.

>>531274351
Man, I fucking hate Mejiro.

>finally have a really good run with rice shower
>she randomly decides to get 11th place when favored
Yippe

>some guys has
It’s always an ESL. Big shoutout to /gbfg/ for being my first real interaction with SEAniggers almost 10 years ago and teaching me to hate them btw

>>531274714
Anybody knows? Onegai

>>531275238
>hishi amazon
>meisho doto
>eishin flash
>hishi akebono
>kawakami princess
these are too close together... I need them all...

>>531275336
Time for your correction.

>>531274351
Cute girl with an unfortunate haircut

>>531275269
then why do akikawa and kiryuin treat you the same way each time? checkmate,

Does the random 3* guaranteed ticket banner ever gets updated?

>>531274351
those giant tits are a waste on that fuck my shit up haircut
now here are some real mejiros

>two run with Mazurensky
>both got the onsen ticket
I am fated with this hag...

>>531274709
Waste of your time, just find a friend with and MLB and borrow it
>>531275378
Specialty priority

>>531275238
I will get those swimsuit alts

>>531274438
Your McQueen?

>>531275040
DOUBLE WIN

>>531275358
You protest way too much

>>531275269
they are all (you)
they just arent all the same (you)

>>531275498
You are brown.

>>531275461
Thank you anon

>>531275238
Unless I'm blind, this is missing Agnes Digital, whose banner should be right after Akebono

>>531275450
>I'm a fag
We know

>>531273264
This is what a 1200 wits enlightened individual would do.

>>531275269
Yuriniggers can't accept the fact that only a few uma stories are written with a female trainer in mind, and some are very implicitly male like Gentil's.
>inb4 token gender selection cope

Do debuffs have friendly fire? I made a Grass Wonder with Hesitant Pace Chaser and her teammate is Symboli Rudolf

Urara bros, I think its working.

>>531275119
starting at :20

>>531275640
No

>>531273484
Pretty consistent. The JPgod recommends 3 wits cards minimum, up to 5. So that means you can do 3wits 1speed1stam1pow or something.

>>531275040
Losers deserve an ending befitting a loser

>>531275641
>already at 700+ wits
what the fuck

Fattening up Suzuka

dialogue

>>531275743
Six-time G1 winner btw

>>531275641
wonder what she's thingken bout

>>531274351
enjoy your broken pelvis

>>531275143
Bro, I'm pretty sure those are kg instead of lbs
That's almost 800 pounds of weight his lifted onto his belly

>>531275743
>zoomer uma
>is surprised they talk like zoomer
*GASP*
stupid NIGGER

I guess the Make Debut banner will never get updated

>>531275848
Correct. If you're thinking of saving tickets, don't bother.

>>531273269
Uh-huh, let's try that.

Hey, I need a 9* stam and a 9* speed, anyone willing to share?

>>531275846
no need to be mean :(

>>531275895
I insist, doctor. Please amputate my legs

Which uma would drink cheap gas station beers with me?

>>531275536
There are other things like initial bond, stat bonus, etc, but the higher chance they have to land on their own stat the higher chance you get big noombers, it's what makes SSRs like nishino flower so dogshit and kitasan so broken

Hey, I need a 9* stam and a 9* power, anyone willing to share?

>>531275962
taiki

>>531275709
She can count to 5 now.

>>531275962
I feel like if you push her correctly Rudolph might indulge in drinking with (You)

>>531275997
Yeah bro, let me just whip out my perfect uma real quick.

I kneel to the king...

>>531275358
>minor typo
>ESL ESL ESL
Meds

Stop replying to yuritroon bait and post cute umas instead

>>531275119
My sprint game is weak.

>>531275895
At least we can cuddle in bed all night long.

>>531273269
worked great bro >>531276046
>>531276041
look at her go... what is that, the third objective, and you're somehow already reaching 1k wit?

>>531276075
https://files.catbox.moe/new8au.jpg

I once again ask what these even mean.

When is club payday? That 1.2k will put me square at 30k

>>531275913
>Spe
Fucks sake

>>531276150
wtf

>>531276158
I'm at the 12k fans objective with 841 wit

>>531276187
Who drew this?

>>531276196
it's pretty self explanatory.

>>531275652
stupid bitch popped BofA with 100 meters to go
mile next, starting at :30 if it doesn't fill sooner
81383152

>>531275250
Luck issue

>>531276187
Nice meaty uma

>>531276196
Dual Dirts = February Stakes and Champion's Cup
No idea about Dual Miles though

>>531276187
he said CUTE, not gooner trash
^you NIGGER

>>531273594
4, but yes. Cygames is a slow company.

>>531275962
Vodka (she hates the taste)
Nice Nature (she actually really likes them)

Which one has better cards?

>>531276196
click the glossary button then search those up its a series of races you have to win

How come a guy like Northernlíon ended up picking this up when he hates anime and lolis? Does the horse raising gameplay appeal to old men on an instinctual level or something?

>>531276187
Eh I'll take it

>>531276187
Flap flap

>>531275709
Wit don't need to rest.

Is this achievable on a miler Suzuka with a 4 speed/ 2 wit deck if I have 12* stam/ 6* pow sparks?