Thread 715035670

I think gatcha should be banned from /v/

>>715035670 (OP)
>gatcha
Retarded Reddit tourist

>>715035670 (OP)
I think mares should be banned from racing

I think this shit thread should die and we should make a better one

When will we get American horses?

Sex with horses

BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

>>715035670 (OP)
Haru on da telly!

>>715035670 (OP)
yes
predatory monetization(energy bars, casino gacha/lootbox) and other psychological manipulation tricks are rotten buisness practices
plus it's often just a VN but they didn't even put the budget to voice every line, if you want a good story just buy a VN they're cheap and the quality is leagues above this trash.

>>715035670 (OP)
Is this this game actually good? Do you guys play it on PC? I’ve never played a gacha game before

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UMAPYOI
UMAPYOI

>>715035898
Yeah.

>>715035898
It's a decent little stat raiser to mess around with. Would be cooler if we could control the race like Monster Rancher but alas.

RELEASE BIWA ALREADY AAAAAAAA

Urara on the front page!

>>715035898
It's my first gacha, and I'm still kind of lost, but all you need to know is that you choose a horse girl and play a story scenario called career with her in which you train her by choosing what to focus on and when to rest, and she has to compete in a series of races in which she has to place within the top five, three, two or first, and as long as you meet that requirement you continue the career until you complete all of the necessary races and then she becomes a veteran horse girl and you can add her to a team of your other veteran horses and make her take part in team events and the such.

>>715035898
yes they are good, for the gabushiki gaisha's bank account
also they got yakuzas who will threaten to skin you alive if you draw r18 of the horse girls

>>715036118
when does she do this? i don't have her support card but i wanna see more haru moments

>>715035898
If you like stat simulator games and waifu anime stuff you will really like it. You don't need to actually pay anything they're pretty generous in giving you free rolls if you're any bit patient.

>>715036138
good, I'm tired of living anyway

https://exhentai.org/g/3434461/6434bd88ae/

ngl this is a nice horsy gallery

>>715036152
You need to choose "refuse" during the celebratory sex event after winning the Arima Kinen

>Be me
>Stand still for 1 second
>BAKUSHIN.mp3 starts playing in my head
I'm fucked

>>715036229
It's just a picture of a panda?

>>715036291
She owns you

>>715036229
wait a minute, it's all slop

>>715035670 (OP)
Where were you when you realized this smug horse is tiers above all the others in ever conceivable way?

>>715036291
for me its these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydd-Sz4iMjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPNkeRtWicg

>>715035898
its good fun and you never need to spend a penny if you get kitasan black in the upcoming banner, its worth rerolling accounts for 2 of

>>715036507
Yamcha lol
nice meme

>>715036507
Might take this more seriously if they didn't put Urara in the Yamcha pose

>>715036507
>check twitter
>it's actually a parody
oh thought it was serious for a sec

>>715035898
yes, and yes even tho it's designed for phone, playing on pc is better

Why is a gachaslop, with no gameplay whatsoever, allowed on /v/?
What's the point of /vmg/ and /vg/ generals?

His hands still shake when the ponies break out on the track

>>715036682
>peter
was quite obvious wasn't it?

>>715035858
BA
KU
SHIN

>>715035898
I've tried 5 gacha games, BA, FGO, Teppen, Pokemon TCG and this one. Uma is easily the best one and the only one with gameplay that didn't feel like whitenoise. Good mix of silly humor and stat management.
Only issue is how getting the event rewards requires way too much time, same with daily challenges not being as bite-sized as other games.

>>715036507
me on the right

>>715036682
The silhouette of Peter Griffin didn't tip you off? Really?

>>715036705
it has roguelike gameplay my man, and its fucking good

>>715036705
to make (You) seethe at seeing a thread that isn't thinly veiled /pol/shit

>>715035898
Game is free so why not

>>715036705
because its fun

>>715035858
>>715036734
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

with how well received uma musume is, gakumas should also release on global. these raising simulation gacha are making banks in japan

>>715036758
>watching some cutscenes and reading texts with zero agency is gameplay

guys i’ve been playing this game so much i wanted to watch the anime but i think i downloaded the wrong one…

>>715035670 (OP)
I think I like Vodka
Also why the fuck does Quick Mode shorten events you haven't seen?

>>715036889
Yep.

>>715036860
idols is too 2010s now, horse girls racing sounds more catchy

>>715036910
I'm starting the anime tomorrow since THE EVENT ENDED AND CYGAMES DIDN'T ADD SHIT TO REPLACE IT

What's wrong with them? I need more fucking carrots.

>>715036849
>play silly horse game for three days
>now recognize this fucking psychopath of a horse immediately
I've already lost

>>715036889
you get to make decisions in the text that effect the stats and outcomes, and how you train your horse

>>715036291
for me its HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME

Do you have sex with them canonically? My favorite notgacha mobile game does so I'm not gonna be satisfied with anything lower than that.

>>715035898
I actually prefer to play it as a browser-styled game in the background while on my pc than on my phone.

>>715036975
In JP the gap was 2 weeks, it's only 1 week for us so that's an advantage of the accelerated content.

i didn't realize just how busty gold ship is...

>>715037039
coomers like you aren't welcomed.

>>715036930
Ok, you convinced me, I'll try it, thanks.

>>715037059
And also pretty tall, at least for anime girl standards.

>>715037071
Reroll for Fine Motion or else your account is bricked unles you pay like 5 grands. So just spend the first 2 hours rerolling.

>>715035670 (OP)
Which is why you decided to make a thread about one.

>>715037064
yes they are, I welcome him

>>715035898
It's a race horse management game with cute girls. Basically imagine if this was a Grand National Simulator, but the horses could talk, and the training regiments and feed plans were replaced with the horses being dumb or adorable.

>>715037115
uhhh mummy creek outfit when? Honestly I think Cygames isn't capitalizing at all on costumes, why is that? Is it forbidden by the horse owners?

>>715037115
SEX WITH SUPER CREEK

>>715036975
personally im glad there’s a break so im not feeling like im being suboptimal by playing my umas without the event bonus. plus i get more time to do other things like watch the anime now

>>715037157
Not him but I would pay 60 bucks for a game like this. The industry is seriously lacking in roguelite monster raising simulator games.

I'm even okay if they used the Paradox model of 200 DLCs. I would buy it all.

>>715037039
Nothing explicit ingame but some umas are very thirsty for you and umas marrying and getting plapped by their trainers is canon.

>>715037139
if you absolutely must reroll now and not just start in six days, don't reroll for fine motion.
Reroll for super creek. But the real answer is wait and reroll for Kitasan Black in six days and get at least two or three from the fifty to sixty free rolls you'll get.

>>715037139
Reroll the entire account or just the run?
People said it was light on gacha, and generous?
Rerolls are fucking boring.

>>715037317
its light AFTER you reroll, you need 1 card and your accoutn is set for life.

when do we get meisho doto?

>>715037059
She actually has the mommy archetype looks if she weren’t so eccentric and crazy.

>>715037317
Reroll for this one is super quick you go Title Screen > Delete Data > Enter game > Skip Tutorial
it takes 2-3 minutes to hit the banner screen again

>>715037297
At that point wouldn't it be better to start now, get Creek/Motion from rollos and just save the rest for Kitasan?
Is it even doable to guarantee a max Uncapped Kitasan with out timeframe?

>>715037297
But why reroll for Super Creek when her banner is coming after Kitasan?! Makes no sense.

Fine Motion is the better reroll target, yes I'm aware Kitasan also has Fine Motion's good skills.

>>715037354
FM?

>>715037208
I think international release is somewhat barebones compared to one in Japan, but I'm not sure

>>715037208
>uhhh mummy creek outfit when?

>>715036889
Seethe chink

>>715037348
found the hag

>>715037348
what's up with beanie horse? she looks cute

>>715037445
gimme dat

>>715037512
Hmm...nyo.

so given that they're clearly never adding more 1 and 2 star horses, what's the purpose of making you grind up their star level to unlock their outfits again?

>>715037208
She does have a mummy alt though? Also a Taimanin alt.

>>715037424
Fine Motion, yes. The GOAT

>>715037292
I'm surprised people are playing a raising game honestly

>>715037550
They will add more 1 stars and 2 stars, but only during anniversaries.

>>715037317
if there were ever a game made for rerolls, this is it. There's a button that deletes your account without deleting your game data on the main page, and you have the option to skip the tutorial after you've done it once.
If you're focusing, you can go from account deletion, getting free shit, rolling, and deleting the account to go to the next one within about a minute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjedE8DLYIs
Useful video, also this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4injWrbA6w
>>715037404
Yes, actually. If you get four Kitasans in 60 pulls, you are absolutely guaranteed to get an MLB, because there are enough free ninjins on the table to finish a spark. If you roll four Kitasans in 60, and proceed to not roll a single one in 140 further rolls, you will still be able to finish a Kitasan.
If you roll 3, and do the same, you will be left with a still usable kitasan.
If you roll less than 3, you are better off using SRs.
>>715037405
Fine Motion is the sprinkles on top.
You've gotta get big and strong on the milk before you can add the sprinkles on top. You're not there yet.

>>715037550
because they become 3 stars? are you retarded or something? Why would I want more 3 stars?

>>715037487
Part of the gold family.

I don't know anything about this game or series, but I looked over the designs/fanart of all the girls and liked Manhattan Cafe, Air Groove, Cheval Grand, and Chrono Genesis. I was also entertained for a moment with the meme about Still showing up somehow whenever you call for her.
Are these horses good for you?

>>715037292
hold your horses pal i prefer something like this to have a decent f2p experience
i don’t disagree that much i just wanted to say hold your horses

the girls need thicker and shapelier legs

>>715037538
>>715037568
this coming out in october yes? october 2025, not 2026.

>>715037348
I'm surprised how young goldship is relative to the others. Her boss attitude would make you think she's one of the old masters

How much faster can we hope to get new girls compared to the JP schedule if they're accelerating events?
I need standing paizuri with Marvelous Sunday

the anime really makes gold ship ugly as af
she's not anywhere as bad in-game, and 10 times better without the retard helmet

>>715037691
Horses are always good for you.

I had to hook my computer up to my big tv so I could scream at the race properly as I watch my Gold Ship sandbag.

Wouldn't it be better to not reroll and save your rolls for Kitasan? Kitasan has Perfect Practice or whatever so with her you don't need FM. Creek has her own upcoming banner like the other anon said.

>>715036505
Is she? or is she just geared to winning short races?

>>715037693
cygames is not giving us a decent f2p experience, they literally abandoned us for the next 2 weeks

>finished watching all three seasons of the anime on my friends crunchyroll account
gee I sure hope the OVAs and movies have seeders on nyaa

>>715037893
I think Cinderella Gray and ONLY Cinderella Gray is in prime

>>715037806
You should have done that way before Uma came out, anon. TV gaming is how real gaming is done. I'm literally in my bed, looking at your post in the TV, while writing this post on a bluetooth keyboard. I'm comfymaxing.

>>715037814
Yes, you want to save until Kitasan releases, even if you get 1 copy, there will be events after it that will let you max out 1 SSR, so going for the 10 pull will let you also pull other SSRs and/or SRs, that you might need. Some regular SRs can be stronger than non maxxed out SSRs.

>>715036889
ESL

>>715038026
based

>>715037371
fairly early on but there's 17 characters before her

>>715036889
zhang mad lol

I NEED A CLUB TO JOIN
LET ME IN

>>715037893
I just downloaded the entire series on nyaa last month, including the OVAs and movies.

>>715038027
There are some 0 LB SR cards that are literally equal to their level 50 SSR counterparts

>>715037550
There's a grand total of 4 2* and 1 1* out of all currently missing 88 horses.

>>715036705
You fags never say this in schizo threads for games like Touhou, Undertale Yellow, Miside, and Black Souls. those games have generals on /vg/ but no one bitches about them spamming on /v/.

>>715037893
Its there, I'm seeding it right now alongside cinderella.

>>715037748
That hat conceals her powerlevel, she'd be too beautiful without it.
But yes she does look weird in the anime. Her head looks really elongated

>>715038210
I can't wait.

>>715037748
I love her hat fuck off

>>715038286
>/trash/
I see no erping here like in other gacha threads.

>>715038141
Seriously the effects of each cards are visibly explained on the card itself. You can clearly see mlb R Suzuka worth more than most base SSR card.

>>715038286
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS LARGE ELEPHANT DICKS

>>715038403
shes really good, sadly in a lot of big brain games such as this one, the devs fuck up the UI
I wish we could compare cards more easily than opening one, looking at it, closing it, opening another one, and having to remember what was the previous card about, its annoying and forces you to look up wikis. They could have like, I dunno, help the player?

As a gamer I enjoy tinkering around but not when I've to mentally filter over 50 cards in order to make a decision.

>break leg 3 (three) (TRES) times
>make a comeback and win every single time
this is some disney bullshit the yakuza expect me to believe this!?

>>715038341
>canonically one of the prettiest umas according to in anime lore (if she doesn't talk)

>>715038565
Nyes? Just check the real history.

>"I hate mares!!"
>Has several children that are all mares

>>715038749
>greetings from the countryside
>I hate mare so much it's unreal

>>715037739
There's like 200+ umas(counting their alt ver) in jp ver. You will end up eosing if you release too fast for global. You can always just start playing jp if you can't wait.

I THINK CHESNUT "HORSES" SHOULDN'T BE CONSIDERED THOROUGHBREDS

>>715038749
>the only reason Special Week isn't the biggest chud horse is because Tamamo exists

>>715038565
It's near-mythical, horses get put down because any break from the knee down just doesn't heal in 99% of instances. There's not enough blood vessels and muscle to allow it.

after multiple failed attempts with Rice Shower's career I can see why she was euthanized

I like it when they lose, I like seeing anime girls cry

>>715038953
kek

I'm giving up. Some horses are too difficult for my f2p ass.

>>715038749
>>715038862
Why did they made special chud the face of the franchise? She could've been the perfect side character that picks fights with chestnuggers and mares just because she can, while still acting all nice and friendly with the rest

>>715039024
race Taiki Shuttle
I have no idea what I am doing and she's the only horse I've completed a career on

>>715039069
She kickstarted a string of Japan wins at the Japan cup so they whitewashed her career

>>715038882
>Special week hates mares
>Tamamo Cross just plain hates and attacks females of any species

>the only part 2 mission i have available is to win 3 dirt races in team trials
>even though my haru has much higher stats and better skills than others she loses every single fucking time, even when i'm using the parfaits
i think i have to kill myself now, actually.

GASP

I had to fast forward through all the dialogue to grind out the event before it was over and I missed all the fun bits like I don't know why bakushin is associated with the music player.
For those saying I could have done runs without fast forwarding, I got the final special week card an hour and a half before it closed.

>>715039246
Can you nerf your team power level to fight easier opponents?

>>715039324
no
you're not allowed to empty slots and i sent all the basic g+ ones you get for free to the factory because they were cluttering my ui

>>715039297
bakushin likes to request her own song at the jukebox every now and then, nothing to do with the event

>>715039246
Works on my Haru.

Good GOD man

>>715039115
Bakushin and Urara are also brainless Speed spamming.

>>715038565
>*saves Japan from worldwide humiliation after a year-long hiatus*

>>715038341
Pure sex
But I suppose they couldn't have her looking this much like Takane, we already got not-Iori

>>715036889
They hated him because he told the truth.

no need to reply to yourself

>>715039489
>'zero agency'
>the truth
>samefagging

>>715039435
>el negro de puta was the usa rep
Spe-chan was right....

>>715039435
>only 3 us wins
damn we suck....

>>715039403
OPPAI LOLI SEXOOOOOOOO

I think they should allow the porn

why is top gun like this
did the owner really demand "SHE MUST BE A HORNY LOLI OR NO DEAL"

>>715039069
>>715039146
Wasn't Grass Wonder suppose to be Special Week's true rival since in real life, Special Week never got a chance to meet Silence Suzuka

>>715039584
US is primarily a dirt track racing country. USA dirt horse mogged their turf horse by a mile.

>>715039547
Look, horse pussy is great, and I play these games, but they don't have real gameplay. The sooner you admit this hobby is just a waifufag thing the better.

>>715039403
she looks huge here but the bust is only an 87
but i guess it looks big cause she's short

>>715039351
You could deliberately fail a run to make a new one?

>>715039624
Hmm, nyo...

>>715039695
dirt tracks are for the poor second rate races

>>715039702
next you're going to tell me tokimemo doesn't have any gameplay either

why is taiki shuttle a big titty american cowboy

>>715039246
el condor pasa is also good for dirt if you have her

>>715039624
myes

>>715039069
Because they can't get permission for Deep Impact, the actual protagonist of Japan horse racings (still jobbed in L'Arc though).

>>715035825
We might see one or two when the second season of cinderella gray comes out, if they do some collab banners.

>>715039695
lmao, based.
any reason why we don't do turf tracks?

>>715039246
just put oguri cap in that slot

>>715039832
i do not
but don't worry, i spent a dozen carrot juice drinks and the law of large numbers carried me through.

>>715039814
Because the horse was originally from America.

Is there a Secretariat horse girl?

>>715039881
I don't know about burgerland horse racing but something something texas?

I just bought best horse girl's figma.

>>715039910
No, but one of Secretariat's descendant is playable.

>>715039881
because its expensive to maintain turf tracks

>>715039069
>>715039860
Reminder that Buena Vista, Deep Impact, King Kamehameha, and Orfevre got scrapped before the game's official release even though their original character designs were revealed

>There's a Taiki alt
Yeehaw

>>715039435
Damn, Japan has some fucking insane race horses.

Im fucking addicted and I dont care for the anime shit or gacha.

Also whats the deal with this yakuza porn shit? Is it actually true? I know it means fuckall outside of japan but is it true?

I think horse pussy sucks.

>>715039932
How much

>>715035670 (OP)
https://imgbox.com/pfPil35Y
Fun times with Taika!

>>715039979
that's so fucking sad, those designs are amazing
kamehameha is SEX

>>715039985
I wish I could use the hat in her normal version

>>715039979
Is king a USA horse? Thats a Hawaii thing.

>>715039998
I mean it quite literally does. Like outside of the whole bestiality thing, sex with mares is ill-advised because they can quite literally rip the skin on your dick via suction.

>>715039979
does the current orfevre have multiple personalities or anything? i liked the concept from the 2 seconds in that old trailer where her personality changed the second her mask fell off

I feel like people will love Jungle Pocket when she comes out, she’s like Marisa Kirisame if she was a girlfailure horse

>>715040112
>tfw ywn be a stallion capable of handling the insane succ

>>715036925
there's a separate option that stops skipping when you run into an event you haven't seen before

>>715040112
HOLY FUARK

>>715040112
>imagine

>>715039963
which one?

>>715040112
How can human girls even compete?

>>715040198
How can human men even compete?

>>715040182
Maybe people will love her more once cykagames actually release the movie in the West instead of just a closed showing in AX.
Then again Tachyon practically owns the movie.

>>715040002
80€ with shipping included.

>>715040182
I mean, I've already watched the movie, I like her.

>>715040205
I wish there is a mode to make events you have seen quick mode but those you haven't normal scenes.

>>715040112
........why do you know that

>>715040112
Mares actually love human men and sometimes present their ovulating pussies to them. Most don't even fight back or try to kick when you do go down on them.

>>715040376
that is literally what the option i said does

>>715040112
people are searching maybe one too many trivias...

Old reliable.

>>715040419
>male humans pull all the female horses
>male horses pull all the female humans
What did god mean by this.

>>715040112
The implication here is that someone have tried to put their wiener inside a mare, and live to tell the tale.

>>715035898
https://youtu.be/4wOMfFaLE-U
It's solid if you like Monster Raising Sims. Especially Monster Rancher and aspects of the Chao Garden. It's really well done. I would recommend this video to get you started. Also be aware you will need to spend at points and level up those Support Cards.

>>715039979
It's ok i love their new designs.

>>715040376
What you do is activate Skip with two arrows.
Then you go to Options and turn OFF the "Skip First-Time Events" toggle, it's literally the first one when you're inside career mode.

>>715040086
King Kamehameha's father was Kingmambo, an American-bred, French-trained thoroughbred racehorse and sire. Unfortunately, he has no real relation to Hawaii. The owner of the horse just liked the name Kamehameha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Kamehameha_(horse)

>>715040473
@grok is this troo

Did you know that over 50% of domestic violence statistics originate from umamusume upon their partners? Just an interesting thought the mainstream media doesn't want you to know.

Bashinkin or whatever and Vodka are literal fucking easy mode.

>>715039246
your haru probably doesn't have enough stamina

What is Taiki's endgame?!

>>715040691
Rice shower bros...

>>715040614
I want to be made a statistic

>>715040734
To be a Cowgirl that represents the Southwest.

>>715040734
shooting all the other horses

BLUE BALLED

are sparks you get at the end of a career random?

Stupid bitch loses every race. Have fun being elmer glue, bitch. Bitch.

>>715040642
>>715040691
>>715040742

>>715040801
yes

>>715040801
yeah, but the value of the numbered stats affect the chances of it being 2 or 3 stars
The rest is all random

>>715040786
I didn't get my meaningless mission completion title badge because all of my horses were too low-level to win enough G1s...

>>715040745
>>715040614
>look at the overpowering tag on danbooru paired with the translated tag
>literally not even a single full page of results
Damn it, we need more of this.

>>715040590
There also Lord Kanaloa, Bakushin spiritual successor, which is sired King Kamehameha but has no relation to his owner
Lord Kanaloa in turn sired the monster of all mare Almond Eye
Truly a superb pedigree
Uma musume really feels incomplete without them, and of course Dope Impact

>>715039909
>Americans are so prude they had to pose Taiki in such a way to hide the midriff

>>715040734
>"You call these ‘training clips’?
Sweetie…
You're not improving your racing skills.
You're conditioning yourself to me."
What did she mean by this?

>>715040321
Kawakami Princess

>>715039909
the fuck is a horse?

>>715035670 (OP)
Okay, give it straight to me. I like this genki retard whenever I see her in webms. Is this game worth it just for her?

>>715040501
Mr Hands was a thing

>>715041089
Some sort of mythical creature

>>715041089
Some weird sex thing idk.

re6 logo

>>715040734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTIG_hO8tg0&t=55s

>>715041020
Funny enough they didn't change her pose in the game.

>new gacha is getting spammed
>"dude, this one has actual gameplay unlike the other ones"
>check it out
>all the "gameplay" is making braindead simple decisions in menus + a whole lot of RNG
Holy shit this industry is at rock bottom.

>>715041123
YES. Don'tlet anyone tell you otherwise.

>>715041132
Mr Hands wouldn't be interested in horse girls anyway unless they were futa horsecock girls

>>715041286
This, even Blue Archive have better gameplay.

>>715035898
This game is like Princess Maker, it is literally the least appealing form of gacha game to normies. I get games like Genshin or HSR being popular because behind the gacha they're just regular RPGs that you can play like a real game. But this one being as popular as it is, is quite the headscratcher. Don't get me wrong, I actually like this kind of game and I'd play it myself if I wasn't so burnt out on gacha, but the widespread popularity surprised me considering raising sims are usually not that popular.

Who is she and why does she look like the local drug dealer

>>715039860
And vice-versa, sending foreign horses to race in Japan Cup is literally sending them to the glue factory.
Mainly because the turf is different, despite they are all “turf races”

>>715041123
sure, she's free so you can play through her career and story then drop the game if you want.

>>715041336
>headscratcher
Bro no one cares about the gameplay for any of these. They see cute girls and pick that shit up and deal with whatever gameplay they get served.
t. gacha "gamer"

holy fuck it finally happened

>>715041431
Nice "gameplay" bronies. Even PS5 games are more fun than this.

>>715041431
Are you gonna risk it?

>>715041431
>training failed
Of course

>>715041034
>Literal wall puncher
>Father is King Halo
>Only won 5 races
What a jobber. Secretariat's legacy can't be reproduced

>>715041286
Yes. I'd argue that it's healthier if everyone just admitted it's waifufag bait. Because it is. And that's a GOOD thing.

>>715041485
The mission counts just for doing it.

how come I always get stuck in the threads with the most schizos who love to force their opinion

Turbo

>>715041543
It's SEA hour. The game has the most traffic during Burger/European hours.
It's unironically a white man game, lol.

>>715041543
anon there’s something i need to tell you;
THE GAME

>>715041543
You can tell when the schizos go to sleep and the quality of the threads improve dramatically lmao

>>715041543
the /mlp/ faggot is crying in each thread. Its SEA/India hours right now. These places cant understand horses or cute things, because they are ugly.

>>715041649
Good morning saar!

>>715041336
>Genshin or HSR being popular because behind the gacha they're just regular RPGs that you can play like a real game.
This game is popular because it's exactly not those. The novelty of these EPIC mobile games is wearing off, especially when these games are just knock off, shitty gacha versions of actual games. Uma is a completely unique experience that doesn't demand a lot of input from you, which, I imagine, is all most people want out of a mobile game. Only chinks care about using a phone to play games hardcore.

>>715041350
that's nakadashi festa

>>715041701
>Dude my gacha trash is better than YOUR gacha trash!

Blue Archive lost.
Cute horse girls doing cute things >>>> pedophilia

I agree but Musame gets a pass

Horses are good for you.
Also gacha is evil.
Both of these can be true. Idk why people act like one implies not the other.

>>715041748
this but unironically, Uma is pretty neat

>>715041758
BA won just for not having ironic twitter weebs ruining their game.

>>715041543
It's just a bunch of seething chinks, gooks, and SEA niggers that can't understand animal welfare or anything related to animals.

>>715041543
In comparison to other gacha threads, this is really, really mild.

>>715041802
BA already had those, they just don't play the game.

So is Manhattan Cafe a schizo or is there actually some invisible horse girl ghost.

>>715041802
>i won cuz twitter
Obsessed

>horse girl ghost
WOO WOO

>Company blatantly bribe players for reviews, breaking steam TOS in the process
>Got found out, deleted their event to cover their track
>Still got the number of reviews they want without having to pay their players for it
>Someone called this out on Steam and they got clown awards for it.
This fanbase, I swear.

>>715041867
The ghost is real, you get "attacked" by her in her story mode even.

What am i in for?

>>715041975
Zero porn game and 2 hours long daily.

>>715041975
Umapyoi.

>>715041975
Seething SEA and chink niggers

>>715035670 (OP)
I think Haru Urara deserves her own movie.

My lovely mare.

>>715041867
The ghost will disappear once you take your meds.

>>715041975
Unironically a white man game.

>>715041802
Retard. Ironic weebs are the ones who play BA.

>>715041807
Lol Gooks and Chinks are actually main foreign customer bases of Umamusume and they have their dedicated servers way before Global (albeit censored to death) They also the main sources of most Uma porns you can found
It is mostly SEANiggers that are seething for some incomprehensible reasons

>>715042075
Well, did you watch her movie?

>>715042079
Imagine the threesome.

>That faggot that keeps samefagging to force a thread war between gacha chuds
I see right through you negro.

>>715035898
It's kind of fun, but a little time consuming to play the dailies (roughly 3-4 hours with dialogue skipping to do all 6 career mode runs that the game gives you daily).

>>715042196
Indeed, half of these posts feel so forced.

>>715042148
Learn English before you expect me to take anything you say seriously, chink. You insects are mad Uma is destroying all your shitty botw clones.

>>715041974
>>715042079
But how does the real horse lore inspire this? Did the horse see ghosts too?

>>715036981
WHO IS IT, ANON, I MUST KNOW

>>715041867
It is literally his father
>>715042175
This is equivalent to oyakadon in the Umaverse but becomes something really gay in the real world

>>715042276
The real horse is a split image of his sire Sunday Silence. So much that they used the horse himself to play the role of Sunday Silence in a movie or documentary or something.

>>715042323
Huh.
Well, good thing it's not the real world. God I love women.

>>715041867
The ghost is sunday silence. A lot of horses in Japan are descendants from him. Manhattan Cafe happens to resemble him the most which is why the two are often together

Which horse is this? I want to swipe for her.

>>715042276
There are 2 theories, one with it being Manhattan's sire, Sunday Silence.
The other one involves one of its siblings passed away during the 2011's tsunami or something.

This one is a stretch but Manhattan Cafe was designed by k_suwabe also who used to be a big fan of the ghost sunken ship faction from KanColle so maybe the artist suggested a ghost theme for the character?

>>715042240
Lol it is just a single schizo. Feels really tame compared to the /uhg/ schizos that flood /pol/ with 4 years old gores on a daily basis

>>715042473
MAJIMA GET HIM

>>715040734
sex with human men

>>715042473
Umamusume A

>>715041684
>actively seeking the Indian newspaper
HMMMMM

>>715042473
The 9/10 cashier girl

>>715042473
Npc Uma #3

>>715042473
I think that might be El Con

>>715042539
Taiki boobs...
https://imgbox.com/FRowQadP

Explain it to me like i'm a retard.

>>715042664
It's YYYYMM

>>715042664
just use the calender button bro

>>715042664
You were born in the glorious year of 1219, the 87th month

>>715042664
I don't think it's possible to be simpler. You might be the first and only man on the planet to ever be filtered by this

>"enter month and birth year"
>"we actually meant year first and then month, tee hee"
Okay.

>>715042664
Enter the secret code 202507 to get free extra gacha pulls.

>>715042747
You have too much hope for the zoomers.
Please go take a look at the app Appstore reviews

sex with human women

>>715035670 (OP)
30yo boomer here
gonna be real: banning gacha will probably just make this place more irrelevant - gacha is quickly becoming many people's only form of gaming entertainment, and that will just inform and greenlight more games of the same type
the additions of /vm/ /vr/ and /vp/ were already pretty needless, and making a /vga/cha board would see /v/'s userbase evaporate overnight
i don't even play gacha, but i see the direction the tide is going

>>715042747
You overestimate the intelligence of the average mobile user, they had to put up a xitter post to explain the format due to how many people were having trouble with it

>>715042747
Global was so filtered the official account had to tweet about it

>>715042926
>year-month-day
pants on head retarded

>>715041867
It's a coping mechanism.
Don't listen to them.

>>715041701
Lol, the original selling point of Umamusume is actually the references to keiba, and that still what made it stands out from all other trashes

>>715043227
Nothing to see here. Just Tachyon doing some last minute tests, after everybody goes home for the day?

Nevermind the superstition about what happened in Gate 2...

>>715043338

...

>>715035760
Gothca!

>>715043380

. . .ghosts aren't real, Trainer.

>>715043530
So this is the most fertile uma... not bad

>>715043530
Sloppa goes in the sloppa containment thread

>>715042803
Future Take Yutaka right here

>tons of great fanart out there
>posts AIslop

>>715043623
Most of the good stuff got purged and only oldfags hoard them. Bandwagoners can only rely on AIslop.

>>715043623
they're in every fucking thread and are acting exactly like real life indians.

Horsex.

>>715043718
gege?

>>715043718
I'm not a fucking bandwagoner. I don't play this game. I was just scrolling pixiv and saw this and wanted to post it. There's nothing complex about any of that

>>715042664
I can explain you are actually retarded.

>>715039932
I just can never get over doll joints on figures

biwa W H E R E

Oh my God, horse girls are idols as well.

>>715044351
Now this is peak cringe.
No wonder BA destroyed it on its own home turf.

which horse is the sluttiest?

>>715042926
It's literally their own fault. Month and a year means month and a year. Nor year followed by month.

>>715044509
Daiwa

>>715044524
it says yyyymm in the box, anyone getting it wrong shouldnt have the right to vote

>>715044604
Shut the fuck up, bootlicker.

>>715044465
I think that might show how strong Uma is considering it's fandom is under sharia law

>>715044641
you cant even use words correctly, ICE this man right here.

>>715044509
I’d like to say Dober but it is a not-playable yet horse that not only has a foal with Kitasan but also a foal with his son Equinox

Horses in France.

MARVELOUS

where is gold ship's brother and how can i roll for her

>>715044852
what a stallion cum bucket

>>715045357
*father
Why would you want something that even worse than Goldship?

is the haru urara card useless until they rework guts? I don't really want to use a guts card with specialty priority

>>715045539
thats not orfevre i want to train sexo orfevre

>>715042509
>Manhattan Cafe was designed by k_suwabe
Damn, given the style I was convinced she was drawn by huke

Is the ticket for the 2nd set of missions for an Uma or support? Should I continue to wait before using my selection voucher?

>>715042473
That's clearly El Condom Pasta, a bad rip off of El Condor Pasa.

Mihono's event story got me wanting to wrangle that autist. She's due for a rerun banner at some point right? Also swiped for a rookie pack and deciding on between McQueen, Marzensky and Emperor. Which of them is the most fun/dorky storywise? Already have Taiki Shuttle, Teio and Silence Suzuka btw.

>>715035898
Monster Rancher x Horseracing with Monster girls. That's all you need to sell the game.

>>715045845
Haru is the easiest and most brainless way to win your first URA finale. Then build her properly because she is probably your dirt runner unless you get Taiki

>>715045919
If it says SSR, it's for cards. If it says 3 stars it's for Uma

https://youtu.be/Y1KofECuYEc?si=38MO3mAQe_ajTEAM

Here's your silly horse game soundtrack bro

>>715040734
Hugs, Parties and Huckleberries! Just like any red blooded murrican! Yee-haw!

>>715046019
I meant the card from the friend shop not the unit

>>715037348
So this is how I find out I was born the same month and year as my waifu Taiki.
My skill in taste is truly supreme.

>>715036849
>herd you talking goldshit

>>715046038
Gotcha so I should wait one more day to get the voucher to avoid bricking my account.

>>715045261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7pjO9Gl4m4

>5th vs 2nd
>Draw
Fuck you game, fuck you.

>>715046072
It gets better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLcT3SOo4rk

>>715045280
She looks like she rides her trainer

will Cygames put her in global or will they cuck out?

>>715046172
Sure, or you could get the voucher today and just wait the extra day, but hey, it's up to you.

>>715046272
Omitting her will cause too much bad press from players and they probably don't want to ruin the good will they have right now.

>>715045357
>>715045539
Umashounens when?

Reminder that /mlp/ won.
You're all horsefuckers now

>>715043218
>year-month-day
It's the most logical way to order it since you list a day's time with hh:mm:ss, so biggest to smallest, and not ss:mm:hh or, god forbid, mm:ss:hh.
If you code it also has the advantage of making it way easier to compare dates this way since you just have to do a yyyymmdd > yyyymmdd to know which happened before the other.

>>715046019
Nta but he is talking about Urara SSR guts support card which supposed to be an S tier. Btw it's useless during URA and Aoharu, the first two scenarios, but regularly used in third scenario and after that because it's really good at pumping up your stats due to it massive training effectivness boost after mlb.

>>715046272
She'll be in the game but the trans-lator will change her dialogue and story.

>>715046357
I was always one

I DID IT FOR SHE

>>715046357
Yes, horses, but those freakshit mlp ponies are fucking gross, so kindly fuck off.

>>715046503
How nice of her

>>715037348
>same age as my horse wife
nice

>>715045878
K_Suwabe is influenced by huke, he was a huge abyssal fan and the abyssal fleet is certainly inspired by huke.

>>715046272
>>715046459
>>715046319
who dat

>>715046349
NOW

>>715046374
>but you use MMDDYYY because thats how you say it
>4th of july
sasuga

>>715046710
this whore is so fucking useless HOLY SHIT, she and the mexico mcqueen or whatever both USELESS NIGGERS WHO GET INSTA DEPRESSED IF A FUCKING LEAF DROPS FROM A TREE

>>715046503
umas in military would revolutionize warfare

if you HEKIN think about it horse ntr isn't that bad since the humans will be doing the raising anyway

>>715043218
year-month-day is natural and easy to sort in file systems. day-month-year is ontologically evil and european

>>715046814
Skill issues

>>715046710
Well played

>>715046682
My wife who _ rape ____me every night

Will they fix the commentators spamming the same leading horse name a billion times during the last part of every race?

>>715046879
>talks shit about everyone and everything
>look at me in the bestest ever!!! OVERLORD LOL
>retard fuck loses the race and gets depressed
exactly she is utterly skilless even while pretending to be some overlord or whatever, not even the emperor horse is as annoying and that one ACTUALLY wins races after talking shit unlike that opera browser horse, what a fucking trash of an uma

>>715042926
>Global was so filtered the official account had to tweet about it
Global or you burgers? No one in the former colonies would get that wrong.

>>715046972
GORDO SHIPPU
GORDO SHIPPU
GORDO SHIPPU

>>715046972
have you never watched an actual race, its the fucking same

>>715047018
obsessed

>>715046972
Because they do the same thing in real life
Watch this absolutely kino of T.M Opera first
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k597ABpQhF0

>>715035898
I have 60 hours on Steam and 20 hours on my phone
That's kind of depressing

>>715046814
Everyone says this about Suzuka too but she has been nothing but goated to me. Won 5 careers in a row until an especially unlucky one where I failed a bunch of sub 10% failure training sessions.

>>715046357
>now

>>715046972
I really like how the dude one uses the same intonation for the names in the last stretch and also while announcing the winners, gets me every time
>1st is OGUUURI KYAPPU
>MARUJHENSKYYY at 2nd
>And RAISU SHOWAA trailing 3rd

long races are so cringe

>>715047245
It was the Akiten race

>>715047245
no one has been worse for me than opera and mcqueen both useless pieces of fucking shit, even training the meme horse that has never won a single race felt better, at least I don't have to waste every third turn taking the whore out so she stops being sad

it's like just my NBA game announcers

>>715047387
t. byakushit

>>715047380
MIJONO BOROBON
>MIJONO BOROBON
MIJONO BOROBON
>MIJONO BOROBON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god i hated that fag after 1 hour of playing

btw if I got 3 mihono pulls in the last event, is that considered lucky? I really like to play her and she's 4 stars now thanks to the other 2 copies

>>715047380
Except for
>5th ₕₐₚₚᵧ ₘₑₑₖ

>>715042926
back in the day my bros and I were capable of registering and playing Korean Taiwanese Japanese online games with no problem but people nowadays can't even enter a birthdate correctly baka

>>715047545
literally burger skill issue only

>>715047514
It is very lucky technically but horse dupe isn't as useful because stars only add a small amount of base stats (around 20 per stats).

>>715047380
>>715047514
Just change to the female announcer if you hate the male voice.

>>715040734
Cvcking Seiun Sky and winning Meisho Doto's appreciation.

>>715047920
forgot to say I downloaded the game 2 days ago, I played not even joking here 30 hours straight so I could squeeze as much of the 24 left of the event as possible, and got one particular animation where the bitch opening the door to your scouts is the little director one and got 3 rainbow horses and 3 gold ones, so I guess that's like a super lucky pull

>>715046374
I am a European.
I use day/month/year.
Shut the fuck up, third worlder.

>>715048162
please, we all know your parents are pakis and so are u LMAO

>The newest and prestigious winner of the Tokyo Derby, Special Week! An incredible Victory!

The first thing I want to be done is to get those piece of crap chestnut horses out of my race course! Not just my race course, get them out of Tracen Academy! You sit there and you make friends with mares and it didn't get you anywhere! Whine about Silence Suzuka and quote psalms about Sunday Silence 3:16? SPECIAL WEEK 3:16 SAYS I JUST BLITZED YOUR ASS!

>Come on, that's not nece-

As far as I'm concerned, I don't give a damn if it's Grass Wonder or El Condor Pasa, I'm going through all of them! And that's the bottom line, because SPE-CHAN SAID SO!

*Glass Shatters* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_23s3DmQUdE&list=RD_23s3DmQUdE

>>715048162
>I am a European.
me too, and in our country we use year/month/day

>>715035898
>Is this this game actually good?
No. It's a training simulator. That's it. That's all you do. There's a bunch of shit to read but nobody does that. There are some idol concert things but you can watch better on youtube. The races are the focal point of the game and you don't even do anything during them because you have zero control over skill activation; it's all random. Literally all you do which can be interpreted as gameplay is weighing risk vs reward when you choose how you want to spend your time between each autoplay race and this boils down to knowing which one or two stats your chosen horse actually cares about.

>>715048284
>you have zero control over skill activation
why do you niggers love to come and post retarded shit that is not even correct as if you knew what youre talking about?? LMAO

>>715041543
Wherever you go, there you are.

chuds really arguing about date formats when they could have just used the calender button and avoided this

>>715042926
in-game example is 199103, anyone that's not a 30 IQ imbecile would notice there's no 91st day or 91st month so the only logical conclusion is that it's in YYYYMM format

I unironically get hype whenever the guy says AGNES TACHYOOON

>>715048376
What I stated is a fact. Everything that happens during the races is automatic. Unlike most autoplay gacha games which give you the option to play manually you can not do that in Umamusume. If you could you would win every race because the thing that causes you to lose is the RNG nature of the skill activations(and body blocking.)

>>715048426
The screen says enter you month and year of birth.
They should fire the subhuman that localized the game for global.

>>715048408
as a fucking MEXICAN I say:
If you got filtered by that birth screen when I was perfectly able to speaks volumes of your retardation, imagine a fucking MEXICAN being able to solve that shit while you need the devs to tell you exactly what to click and type jaja

You don't deserve a single Uma if you coulnd't beat that small simple puzzle

>>715048162
Why are third worlders always so eager to say they aren't even in unrelated discussions?

>>715048458
Many such cases.

https://youtu.be/js7ZZBbq9Jc?feature=shared&t=129

If you can’t figure out the Japanese date format (the obviously superior year-month-day format) then you won’t be able to comprehend the mechanics of the game anyway.

>>715048487
>What I stated is a fact
wow you really are absolutely retarded, amusing but sad as fuck. Next time read the tutorial little fella so you can understand how to actually make skills constantly pop, it's all part of the training but I mean, you really are hellbent on showing your stupidity so be my guess

>>715040734
To be my rootin' tootin' racewife.

>>715040182
she's my least favorite uma protag from animes so nah

>>715048630
How can human females even compete...

>>715048632
kek what do the dots mean exactly?

>>715048705
sexual encounters

>>715048514
yes, the text is wrong, and if you had basic intelligence you would be able to figure it out after the first try and wouldn’t need to rely on external information to continue

>>715048630
>>715048678
MATING PRESS

>>715048740
can't be true, he has bred much more than that

>>715048765
it's actually shocking to see how many subhumans struggle with such basic "problems"
All the info is there but they can't make sense of it without external parsing LOL, fucking literal golems

>>715035898
Yes. It's a training simulator. That's the genre. There's a bunch of shit to read that can be fun. There are some idol concert things that plays when you win a race that can be fun. The races, after training your character, is one of the point of the game like Princess Maker or Pro Yakkyu games. You weigh risk vs reward like those games to win the scenario race while also taking into consideration post-game stats during that run of the career mode. Between career mode, it boils down to knowing your horse's strengths, events that you choose based on the support cards of your choosing, schedule of races that are unique to each horseses, and how you want to build your stats that you can potentially pass down to your other characters.

>>715040182
She's kinda boring in the movie ngl. The whole 'very competitive honse' sounds like it should be cool but when it's your literal only character trait, it kinda falls.
That being said, I've seen some of her JP events translated and she does seem more appreciable there.

>>715039403
MOGGED

>>715048628
>retard desperately struggling this hard
The best you can do is pump Guts which is currently a meme stat and doesn't even make things consistent. At best you're looking at ~80% activation at which point you hit hard diminishing returns. 80% may sound decent but this assumes the horse you're using even wants to pump the Guts stat in the first place(most don't at the moment) and due to the sheer number of skills you're not going to reach a point of consistency.

Again, what I stated is a fact. None of your delusional flailing will change this. You do not have direct control over skill use and your influence over them through training is limited, often times a poor use of training and does not change the fact that the exact timing of each skill use is completely in the hands of the AI. You can shut the fuck up and kneel now. Concession accepted.

>>715048827
Holy shit this is pathetic. What an awful, disingenuous spin.

>>715048856
>Guts
That's not even the stat that influence skills activation.

>>715048632
Daitaku :(

>>715048856
>The best you can do is pump Guts which is currently a meme
I sincerely ask you to stop humillating yourself further anon, you literally have no clue what you are talking about, clueless is an understatement. Guts influences the late push of the race and it's the "balls" your Uma has to push through that one last push to end it, and while it is a mixed stat compared to the others it does not have a significant impact on the skill activations at all. I won't tell you what is the stat that actually makes your skills pop like it's nothing since you are so autistically stupid, dense and ignorant, a total nigger in the most literal sense of the word.

>>715048912
Do you have any actual point to make or just "no bad", because everything he wrote is accurate

>>715048912
I'm just enjoying your seething

>>715036128
Can you redo it if you gain stats you dont like?

>>715048705
usually it's a "pick your favorite" vote

MARE CARETAKER-KUN! You know what I'm going to ask, don't you? Yet I shall ask it anyway! Another of you most scandalous hussies, please~!

>>715048996
>because everything he wrote is accurate
Everything he wrote is a disingenuous spin of >>715048284

>>715049043
Point it out then

>>715049043
It will shock you that people have different perspectives

>>715049085
I just did.

>>715049043
Maybe you should do a disingenuous spin into having a life m8, LMFAO GOTTEM! BAKUSHINNN!!!

>>715048487
>>715048856
kek, pirate software is playing pretty derby I see

>>715038210
God i love my hotwife golshi
She helps me pick up other umas

>>715049096
I see how it's a spin but where's the wrong?

>>715049032
Sorry I only have my wholesome wife

>2 mood down events 4 failed trainings half a playthrough in
wasn't she suppose to be lucky?

>>715048854
Wtf ryan is huge

Who was everyone's first career clear honse? 99% of people will be Bakushin probably but I'm curious about the outliers.

>>715049043
No, the faggot you're using as reference(likely (You)) was speaking from the perspective of a twitch watching zoomer. If you've spent any amount of time in the threads you'd know Anons have been regularly talking about the career mode stories and events while doing their runs. It's intentionally framing it in the most negative way possible while speaking as someone that watched his favorite twitch streamer "play" it by skipping over every tutorial and going "so what do I do?"
We aren't stupid.

>>715049194
Daiwa Scarlet

>>715049165
>10 fillies in a row before a colt

You will have many daughters.

>>715044509
Do you know how many kids gold ship has?

>>715049251
Based.

>>715049194
1-Mihono Bourbon
2-Special Weekend
3-Opera
4-The Emperor in your pic
I won the URA finals with all those 4, mcqueen jobbed THRICE in the URA final, couldnt make the whore win which makes me a bit salty ngl

>>715049252
A peaceful life. Yes.

>>715049194
The peak, Oguri Cappu.

>>715049090
>retard
It's not even a matter of perspective. It's someone being disingenuous and trying to play up the game to be more than it is because they got upset after seeing the truth of the game being pointed out. It's fine if you enjoy training simulator games and horse girls but you need to take context into account. Some random person who has never played a gacha game before is asking if the game is good. It's objectively not good no matter how you look at it. As a gacha game it has extremely predatory practices which is why everyone is clamoring to add a whale to use their support and as a trainer simulator it's underwhelming with the only positive thing to note is it has better presentation than most(the way they handle the announcers is genuinely impressive even if the method used is simple.)
>>715049215
No, I'm speaking from the perspective as someone answering a question without making the mistake of assuming everyone enjoys an extremely niche genre and doesn't mind standard gacha practices and would have their attention held by a game that lacks real gameplay. It's cute how many people are getting up in arms over this though. The insecurity flareups are off the charts due to me stating facts and it couldn't be more apparent. Thanks for making this easy for me.

>>715049194
Maruzensky. Her unique skill carried her in every single race despite me training her with pisspoor legacies, bunch of base r and sr cards, and also the usual beginner retardation.

>there's actual retards who come here to argue about a game they don't even like in bad faith and unironically reply with "what I say is a fact" while being completely wrong
why so many people suffer from such mental illness nowadays?

>>715049194
Taiki.
Her URA career mode is genuinely easier than even Bakushin.

>>715044509
>In retirement, he lived as a stallion at Shaddai Stallion Station, Japan's best stallion facility, and showed a strong genetic power to pass down short-distance speed to his children. He was the only sire specializing in sprints and showed steady performance in the top 10 of the leading sire rankings. Demand for his pedigree was so high that he was mated with over 100 mares each year.
>He died at 22 of heart failure from too much Bakushin-powered segggs.

Bakushin fucked till their heart exploded. That being said I think the most kids any Japanese honse has had is still Sunday Silence? A lot of the Uma's in the game are related to him.

>>715049431
>being this pathetic
Concession accepted. Good to know I got under your skin for being honest about the game.

>the schizo felt personally attacked and is constantly refreshing the tab of a game he doesn't even like
kek defeat recorded and accepted anon, thanks for being so autistic, it was ez.

>>715048834
I find her a little more fun than NTR was at least

>>715042509
>k_suwabe
Damn, so that's why. I followed him on Twitter a long time ago and was interested in why he suddenly started drawing her

>>715049468
are you ok?

>>715049572
NTR is based because her name is funneh.

>>715049641
kys

>>715049412
Based Hag Enjoyer.

he could spend his time playing games or post something good or funny but no, "let me spread negativity instead because my life is fucking miserable so I will make you feel like shit too bwahaha!!"

>3 star spark
>guts
NOOOO

>>715049683
No. I will enjoy the relationship between these two marvellous horses and the wonderful way their names come together.

>>715049692
it's actually insane how can someone stay in a thread of a game he hates for hours and hours, and it's like 4am in burgerland so I pray he's a yuro at least, can't see myself bitching about shit I don't like at 4 in the morning, peak schizo

>>715049692
>negativity
It's called honesty. The fact that you've perceived it as "spreading negativity" shows that you've made this product a core part of your identity and are now feeling personally attacked. Pretty pathetic behavior anon. Please continue to vaguepost. Each one is a concession.

>>715049742
Erm, where’s Opera

NTR being NTR'D by NTR...

>>715049194
Urara, not even joking
>check comments about how raising Urara since i know she is the "loser" of horses
>people says to put her front racer and go full bakushin
>it works and she wins URA final first try
She is just way too strong on dirt track on her campaign so she can ignore terrible rating on race position

>>715049807
Beating Ryuji Wada again for fucking up their Triple Crown. (Meisho Doto is helping.)

>he's still crying in here, constantly hitting F5
KWAB

>>715049692
Blue archive will win.

>>715049897
win what? the niggerbowl? who cares about petty fanbase drama just play whatever the fuck you find enjoyable

Wow she's adorable, I can't wait to pull her!

>>715049194
Taiki Shuttle

>>715050041
lame lookin biatch, most of the girls are very sterile looking

>>715050041
I know you know, so now you know that I know that you know.

>>715036425
Nice self report pedo

>>715036229
I don't mind fapping to AI but this art style is too slop

>restricted training
>during RACEDAY
GOATSHIP
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>>715050041
>Becomes real
>Can't win for shit

Kiryuin's crappy training followed her back to our world.

>>715050458
She is literally perfect waifu
You have no idea how happy i was to learn she is free and you dont have to gacha for her

I would love to start playing this gacha but
>4 years behind
Like, fuck that. Even BA's 6 month delay (soon to be 3 months) is still fucking long for me.

>>715050856
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH
no one cares bro, play it or don't it's your life

>>715048630
when does she release? I want her

>>715050856
you can spend 2 years learning japanese 2 hours a day and play JP server instead

>>715048630
Made for shota NTR

>>715050893
No one asked, faggot. Go enjoy your massively delayed contents like a little bitch you are.

>>715050964
I might actually do that. Fuck global release.

>>715051045
But NTR is an Uma so it'd be a loli not a shota

I tried it and thought it was gay and boring. What's the appeal of the game other than (mostly) mid anime bitches?
I did think that Rice Shower was very cute but the game isn't fun enough for me to keep playing her game.

>>715040473
>not 'the horse anus is a miracle of nature' one

>>715050856
>4 years behind
how the fuck does that even affect one's gameplay?

Does Biwa come with Kitasan? Fug if so

>>715051129
It's pretty fun to see pace/late/end umas eke out an unbelievable win. Also gotta raise the legacy super uma mommy to rule them all.

>>715051815
No, one week between Biwa and Kitasan, you're still fucked though

>>715052007
I wanted Biwa...

>>715048237
"Stone Cold" Special Week would have been a good gimmick, the devs are cowards for not implimenting it.