Dating the Stay Gold Dynasty be like:
Fenomeno: Wants to wait till marriage. Will ask if you believe in the glory of Japan. Will pay her half of the meal.
Nakayama Festa: Pays for nothing. Pretends to care about your conversational topics. You wake up with no pants and no wallet the next morning.
Orfevre: Won't pay for anything, but will lose to your affection. You can do it, anon. Ganbare, anon.
Dream Journey: You'll never be heard from again.
Golshi: The most wild date of your life. She'll claim to have no recollection of it the next day, will then slap your ass and starts honking like a goose.
