Thread 715008247

This is ilegal in Japan

JESUS CHRIST!!!

where is my free daily support card? Did I get jewed?

>>715008431
why did they remove the three sizes? it was one of the most important parts of the game

Post goldshi radar

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS RICE SHOWER SO SHIT SHE'S HARDER TO WON WITH THAN FUCKING GOLDSHIP

>>715008247 (OP)
>nips would a horse
Not surprised

>>715008247 (OP)
Is that a donut?

>>715008750
no that's a woman's ass

>>715008247 (OP)
You know what isn't illegal? James Gunn's Superman. Tickets are selling out fast!

>>715008431
I have no understand of the three sizes despite knowing what they are. It's just numbers that translate to nothing for me.

>>715008834
what?

>>715008247 (OP)
Which horse girl do you want to see take a big fat shit?

>>715008963
youre mother

>current event is over and the next one will take some time to begin
>tfw you want to play but there are no Event Points to collect

>>715008247 (OP)
I beat the ura finals with sakura bakushin O (B rank) I got the last of the first set of special event missions completed with oguri cap and I got special week from the free ssr ticket
Then I rolled t m opera and a duplicate silence suzuka in my next 2 10 pulls.
Silence suzuka is now 4 stars
The only 1 star I still have is matikanefukukitaru, and I haven't unlocked 4 racers yet including rudolph and bourbon.
Sakura bakushin o is still my highest rated racer.
I want rice shower to do good but her campaign is hard
Whats next now that the current event is over?

fuck off to /vg/

>>715008963
All of them

>>715008963
Super creek.

>>715009014
>Whats next now that the current event is over?
complete dailies then go play other games

>>715008869
I can't tell because its asking me to visually imagine a circle in 3 dimensional space by its circumference and its using cemtimeters which I am not used to.
I barely understand 36-24-36 in terms of inches.

>>715009012
Pretty lame tbqh. There should always be an event going on.

>>715008247 (OP)
>Nigger ass
Should be ilegal everywhere but you know how much americans love blacks

>>715008834
James Gunn more like James Goon lmfao

>>715008247 (OP)
>no hooves
>no horse pussy

>>715009169
Dailies being races and team races and not campaigns right?
Cause running 3 campaigns a day would still be difficult even if I was just doing dailies only.

I want to FUCK Director Akikawa!!!!

>>715009295
>horse shoes attached to running shoes
>but they run in idol dresses

>>715009206
Next event starts July 16.
Looking at JP dates, it seems like we get an event running for 2 weeks, then get 1 week of cooldown, or something like that.

>>715009305
you only need to do one "campaign" (they're called careers, anon!) per day for the dail, and a failed career counts so you can just spam random trainings until it ends

Dumbass horse

They should add futa horses

>>715009843
already in the game

So is it overall easier to raise a 3 2 or 1 star to 4 stars? Seems like the 3 to 4 happens if you get 1 duplicate, but that seems like an unlikely occurence.

>basedjak normie streamer fotm game
grim

People always say I should skip Kitasan unless I whale for at least 4 dupes, but right now I'm really low even on SR dupes since I've only done 20 pulls since launch.
I heard there are also multiple ways to get her to level 45 from a single copy just by collecting various event rewards.
So instead of waiting for her rerun, maybe I should just go all in on her banner and build up my SR or other SSR instead of saving like an idiot.

>>715010035
Go back to the sharty, kid.

>>715008879
>>715009071
>>715010135
fuck off, retard

>>715009676
Which Umas I should train to defeat Special Week and Rudolf?

daily reminder to roll for Kitasan or else...bricked!

>>715010190
I beat her with this cutie

>>715010190
She's ez bruh.

>The event ended while I was doing my Bakushin speed god run
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I JUST NEEDED 2 MORE SPINS

>>715009473
lil' cocksucka

>event ended
>I missed the two 3 star tickets
It's... over...

Do the letter grades next to your stats mean something, or are they just decoration?

>>715010190
There's plenty of choices being a Medium race, but you will someone with good stamina or recovery skills. Basically anything that isn't a speedtard will do as long as you have a decent build for it

>>715010616
those aren't from the event dumbass

>>715010616
>>715010476
uuuh, what did I miss?

>>715010616
The event only gave 2* tickets. The 3* are permanent missions

>>715008963
Special Week
https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/99591174/post/9062255

>>715010616
Turns out the "Special Missions" in the home screen are permanent, at least they're called "Permanent Missions" in JP, so...

>>715010806
so new events won't give 3 star tickets? How are we suppose to get more runners then?

>>715010990
Pull for them retard. It's a gacha game or have you not figured that out?

I failed to get the last SSR Special Week card from the event, how strong is that card on level 35 compared to level 40?

>>715009473
?

>>715011069
bricked

>>715010878
>>715010806
>>715010786
>>715010746
They should be called permanent missions not special. But thank you bros

>>715011061
If I pull for them then I won't be pulling for supports?! What gives

/v/ said supports first

>>715011086
How new?

>>715009203
1cm is 2.54 inches
30cm is just under 1 foot, 11 and 13/16

>>715010849
That's a lot of horse donuts

>>715010990
Pull for them.

Or do daily races/team races/event races to activate the daily sale so you can buy Star Pieces, you don't just use Star Pieces to increase the Star rank of a character, you can use them to BUY the character too.

>>715008247 (OP)
i have gacha shit fatigue

>>715011141
Yeah, pull for supports first, then when you have decent supports pull for the runners.

>>715008247 (OP)
Not this since it's lore accurate.

>>715011143
>>>/tv/

>>715011141
If you get Kitasan Black and either Super Creek or Fine Motion you’re good.

>>715011202
dis nigga thinks I'm rich as fuck lmao
How do you expect me get...how much is each shard like 15k? and there are two of them + there are 3 shops so...how do you expect me to earn 90k americoins per day?

I thought alarm clocks were much more abundant than they are and blew theough most of them. I have 9 left.

>>715011069
I failed to get 2 copies, I'm so fucking sad and mad.

>>715011489
really new, huh? lurk moar before posting

>>715011489
Don't get upset with me because you're too new to understand that guy's joke. Maybe lurk more before posting?

>>715010849
Do horse girls really?

>>715011551
its over

>>715009473
Japs hate nigger arse too

>>715010154
Kitasan is good to roll for because it's the best opportunity to fill out your deck with MLB SRs and hopefully pick up a some copies of a core card.
This is the best opportunity for a while to do that, and the SR pool is only going to get more bloated the longer you wait making it harder to get as many to max limit break.

I couldn't beat el condor.

>>715010190
Oguri/McQueen, you just need a decent stamina recovery skill

>>715011489
kek dumb newfag get the fuck out, that's a common joke around these parts of the internet. It was a funny post. Kill yourself subhuman.

Guys, I really REALLY like how smug Agnes looks when she wins.

>>715011534
For now there are two modes of Daily Races: Moonlight Sho (which gives you monies) and Jupiter Sho (which gives you support points, the ones that level up cards or characters).

You can recoup some losses by doing hard mode Moonlight Sho races, which means you need to get a strong uma first that can consistently win.

>>715011651
>>715011658
>>715011785
samefag

>>715011752
Me neither...I'm bad at this game.
>>715011793
She grew on me fast, I hope she gets an anime someday.

>>715010154
yeah, if you aren't whaling for her support the point of rolling on Kitasan is getting your SRs uncapped. Kitasan herself is just a bonus if you get lucky, and her strength plus the undiluted starting pool of cards make it the highest value banner to dump your newbie resources into.
anyone saying to outright skip the banner are either baiting or genuinely retarded. if you aren't going to get your supports on Kitasan's banner, realistically when ARE you going to do it?

>>715011716
>Yookay brownoid pretending to be an authority on ass appreciation

>>715011728
Yeah, seem like people are trolling for telling me not to roll on her banner.
Even if I failed getting a single copy I still can build up tons on multiple SR or even extra copy of FM and SC for my deck.

>>715009473
kek

>>715011752
I beat her once and only because I trained Daiwa Scarlet to be an absolute monster.

Bring me Teio

>>715010849
reminds me of kusonikumaru

>>715011869
>I hope she gets an anime someday.
There is a movie

>>715011069
Its still a speed SSR

>>715009209
>>715011086
>>715011489
equating the ass of a woman with racism is still the literal worst form of 2016 newfag shitposting. I miss when it was just the irish having no taste. The basedface is sometimes funny, but the ass thing is just totally gay.

>>715010154
Just skip bro there's no point in even trying.

>>715011886
Shitskin projection

>>715009295
Nothing a little sloppa can't fix

what does the exclamation mark mean when training?

>>715011716
>he listens to american incels with vpns
>>715011886
brownoids look to japan for validation on ass fetish

>>715011847
>gets called out for being new
>calls samefag to posts that are well within the post timer
lmao

post the /v/ club

>>715011970
?!

>>715011993
Your image literally telling me to pull because I got zero of that SR you circle in yellow.

>>715008869
Me neither, I just know the lower the number the more erotic their body is

>>715011776
i've both but they suck ass I dunno

post your oguri/mcqueen?

>>715012067
Uma Musume: Pretty Derby - Beginning of a New Era
its a good movie i saw it today

>>715012015
The potential of learning a skill from that support card.

>>715011989
You are black or a zoomer and you are too young to remember a time when the internet was full of boobs, unsurprisingly a low amount of third world people as well

>>715011534
Lots of things give money, you can also trade in statues for star pieces

sex with the robot horse

>>715011895
Yeah.
Even if you don't want to try to be super meta, you'll still want to go hard rolling for supports at some point just so you move past the point of "can barely beat the URA" with most characters.

>>715012103
I too require Top Gun.

>>715012018
Americans love ass retard
The Irish meme makes no sense

>>715011985
My yandere possessive wife

>>715012219
you're retarded, please fuck off from this thread

>>715012219
It makes no sense if you're an absolute newfag.
Spoler alert, memes are not always grounded in reality, this one is grounded in some retard shitposting on a board with flags enabled.

>>715008963
>Horse girl takes a shit
>Its like a real horse shit so it's those comedic clumps

Lmao nasty

>>715012219
www.hownu.ru

>>715011989
>muh racism
TND

>Why is Kitasan Black good?
starts at 1:40

https://youtu.be/iV8HGkMEsZ8?si=4TVFdE2-kM0Wp_GN&t=100

tl;dr try to get at least 1 pull because there's a system later to uncap cards even without having dupes.

>>715012148
and what does the rainbow mean

>>715012219
retard

>>715012320
retard

>>715012303
Newchads won, 4cucks lost
Total Nigger Death

>>715011994
Post about "arse" some more, Rakesh.

>>715012067
she becomes one with the steed force

>>715012309
I was hoping for horse porn but the link doesn't work

>>715012219
>Argentina is actually white

>>715011936
>Real version loved Teio
>Was Mcqueen's first love and the first mare to get bred by him
>Uma version gets shipped with Mcqueen only

>>715012417
Rainbow means you get a stat boost, you get a higher chance of getting them by raising friendship with your support cards (try getting them as high as possible in your junior year since they can stack and get you fucking huge numbers.)

Seanig thread

Alright you fags convinced me to save for Kitasan. How many Kitasans is this?

>>715012530
Horse porn doesn't exist unless its AI

>>715011886
>Carne misteriosa forma del americana calling anyone else brown

>>715012649
atleast 2 if you're a complete luckchad

>>715011886
Are you retarded? see anime, 95% of anime girls have no ass retard, is only recently that they are starting to give them massive africans asses since now they get half of their money from netflix

>>715012556
My Oguri has 300 more speed, 200 more power and guts, and more stamina recovery skills and she lost to special week by like 7L. Do we have a different client or something?

>>715012351
Kitasan Black gives Perfect Training (Fine Motion's skill)

Then why did you retards force me to reroll for 3 hours?

I opened my old UmaMusu account the other day and I have over 130k gems.

>>715012649
all 4.

>>715010190
I just used this uma, you can really win with anyone with the right skills and stats. The isn't even a good horse.

>>715012649
Reset your account, you do not have enough

post Teio now

>>715008247 (OP)
When did JP get the first person camera view for races? Will global be able to get it this year with the accelerated updates?

>>715012649
That is 33 kitasans if you're not a bad luck shitter

>>715012649
Theoretically 23.

>play grASS wonder
>always fail a sub-20%
>always take 2 turns to recover whatever bullshit results from it
>never win anything because of it despite being able to clear with all my other umas
What the fuck is her problem?

>>715011989
Revisionist. This was a tits website before your filth arrived

>>715012831
She's so spazzy I love her

>>715012831
Teio time

>>715012845
Might wanna run those numbers again champ.

>>715012703
Every example of a fat ass I can share with you predates 2020 which is the normie influx due to Covid. Hell, fucking Miruko from MHA predates the normie influx by several years and she's hardly a stick.

>>715012840
Holy fuck, now this is kino.

>1 turn before the final race
>Rainbow training 1% failure chance
>Fails
I instantly ended her career, didn't even bother.

Just downloaded this, what should i do first? i got some good support cards that i read were good (super creek, gold ship and fine motion) should i level them up and go directly into story mode? career?

>>715013047
It is a mystery

Kitasan is going to kill this game.
So many people are gonna get salty.

>>715012964
I didn't get much wit training growing up okay

>>715013047
whatever you do DO NOT play the game

>>715012908
/l/ says otherwise.

>>715013047
yes

>>715013047
Why did you wait to play now that the event is over?

>>715012351
how many people are going to drop if they don't get this black horse, I wonder

>>715013047
>missed out on Spe's SSR
Might as well uninstall right now.

>>715013047
Level your cards steadily, they're 90% of your power.
Career is the main game and you should expect to lose a decent amount until your card base is built up a bit

Does the game give a lot of TP recovery items or should I be saving them?

Kitasan is coming in 5 days

I REPEAT

Kitasan is coming in 5 days

SAVE YOUR CARROTS, THE BIGGEST HAPPENING OF UMA MUSUME IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER

Anyone without a Kitasan will simply be 6 months behind those that pull for her.

>>715013012
>Only example xhe can provide is shounen slop

>>715008247 (OP)
>This is ilegal in Japan
Why?
https://litter.catbox.moe/osl7yinpxfjfb1pu.mp4

>>715013297
Or I can just use my friend's.

>>715012840
They really went all out on the ult animation for later characters, huh.
Oguri Cap's looks so bland in comparison.

>>715013012
95%

>>715013264
>>715013227
I was busy with IRL...
>>715013268
Ok!
>>715013087
>>715013125

I'm a chud, who is the horse girl for me

DAMN
ARGIES FUCK OFF

>>715013456
Special Week

>link app data = 1000 carrots
How do I do this? I already set up a password but I got no rewards...

>>715013149
/l/ was full of small butts btw
Not this abomination americans like

alright propaganda has convinced me to use my selection voucher on teio
how do you train her? i know her cards have phenomenal movement skills but after super creek i don't trust that having anything to do with their actual career

BROS IS IT TRUE
DID URARA ENTER A RETIRED HORSE EVENT AND WIN

>>715013456
super creek

>>715013507
Yes!

>>715013279
They hand out more than you can ever reasonably use without botting. If you want to do more runs just go ahead.

>>715013456
Super Creek

>>715013301
Watch more anime and you'd realize you're retarded. But you're a Covid tourist desperate to look older so whatever.

>>715013493
>purchase or otherwise acquire phone
>download game
>say no to linking
>open menu and choose link
>enter id and password
>go to menu

>>715013550
Even if I'm a chud who plays the game 15 hours a day?

>>715013591
>>enter id and password
on the phone app?

>>715013536
is their a video

>>715013507
She's over 30 years old retard-kun if it did happen they allowed her to "win"

>>715013631
obviously

>>715013456
Special Week
Tamamo Cross
Certified chud horses

>>715008431
Jesus fucking christ look how fucking flat she is, my god

>>715013456
Dober

>>715013326
I don't know how these fucks do it, whenever I have been near a horse I constantly think my head is about to be kicked in at any moment and I'm not even touching them.

>>715013725
I'm gonna do it, wish me luck. That's 1 kitasan guaranteed.

>>715013494
tits too big

>>715013772
Not as flat as Suzuka or McQueen unfortunately

From now on, only people who fully completed the event can post in this thread

>>715013601
So adorable

>>715012951
>guitar riff
TONOIGHT
SPE PASSES OUT FROM BEING NEAR MARES
>GET THESE WENCHES AWAY FROM ME AAAAAA
I RUN OVER 32 TRAINERS AND GET AWAY WITH IT
>why are they on the wrong side of the sidewalk?
AND OGURIN EATS THE ENTIRE KFC BUILDING
>still sorta peckish, mate
ALL THIS AND MORE
ON UMA GEAR

>>715013463
>Copa republica argentina
So this is where went the gold Miley took out of Argentine.

>>715013829
I could've if I started playing a few days earlier

>>715013823
True flatgods will be all in on Nishino

>>715008247 (OP)
Horsefuckers are eating good.

>>715013746
>Cross
>Chud horse
Nah

>>715011069
account bricked until they add in the ability replay past events in the future

>>715013795
Just came back, I can't. My phone doesn't have 4gb of space. Its entire drive is 4gb so its over.

>>715013947
Too short. Flatties should be tall(er)

>>715013632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=786&v=MYdih8YPBxI&feature=youtu.be

>>715013829
I looked at the rewards after the final Support card and instantly knew it was not worth wasting my time grinding out the rest of the track. Nice work though.

>>715013964
Who let this cow into a thread about horses?

>>715012846
Moscow looks similar lol

Why is Northernlion's retarded furry friend saying "people who like anime women are weird" like he doesn't want to fuck dogs? It's strange how this leftoid echo chamber has progressed

>>715014007
>Too short
Nonsense. No such thing

>>715014006
Anon you can emulate a phone

Are we going to be saving up for broken Support Cards the entire time? What about the horses themselves? I WILL swipe until I get Marvelous Sunday

>>715009478
>Next event starts July 16.
That's kinda shit. With Nikke once an event ends the next one begins. Lazy japs.

>>715013967
>refuses to have sex
>beats foids to death
MY FUARKING HERO

>>715014054
>Northernlion's retarded furry friend
Who?

>>715014051
>Russia
>English
lol

>>715014054
>Nishino
Furrys have honestly had it too good for too long. We need to bring back gatekeeeping and active hostility towards them.

>>715014121
WE LOVE GOAT

>>715014095
The basic idea is only roll for horses you really want and otherwise just get cards.
They give out enough shards to get a lot of horses for free

>>715014095
support cards only matter if you care about pvp

>>715013326
This would be hot if it wasn't for the fact that it's a white guy shoving his whole arm inside a horse pussy.

>>715013829
I really hate Cygames' style of grind, it doesn't respect your time when a gacha game is supposed to be a side game instead of something you need to spend hours on everyday.

>>715012728
Guts don't matter, stamina is more important than power if you are running pace, left handed, standard distance and firm condition buff your stats and this doesn't show up in raw stats, swinging maestro recovers half your stamina from any position, there is no need for more recovery every other skill can make you faster. I challenged a lot of races in career so she has less stats but more skills, you have 3 attempts per day and some of it is down to getting lucky. Good skills can make a big difference, she won 17 races in career the majority of them G1, I would say that is a good build

>>715009478
>>715014106
I agree with anon, its terrible practice to have spaces with no events. Why should I log in tomorrow if there are no events going on? Its dumb.

Bad devs. They should try to keep the players engaged

>>715014136
>what are translations

>>715013829
I really hope you botted this instead of frying your game clicking shit

>>715014095
If it's a 3* it's not wroth trying for as someone that isn't (severally) mentally ill or an oil baron. I have all 1*s and 2*s at the moment so it's cards for me.

>>715014054
It's tough liking furry and anime girls, there's always some retard starting shit.

>>715014213
In the JP version you can get these events done in like 10 runs

>>715014145
I genuinely don't understand why the leftist puritans who find any sort of sexual depiction of anything offensive also love faggots and people who want to fuck dogs. It will never make sense.

>>715014095
Cards are the only thing that matters really.

>>715014284
Who is he what is his story

>>715014232
By guts I meant wit, sorry
And I have similar skills including maestro, and most good gold pace chaser skills

>>715014250
the funny thing too is that all their events are already done, all the gotta do is translate the subtitles. They are beyond fucking lazy.

>>715014095
I have a few long range umas but they feel like shit to play without long range support cards.
So /v/ is right about support pulling

What's the point of having more racers if you can't even complete the finals?

>>715013456
Rice Shower, those other guys are lying king

>>715014354
HORSE NIGGAS

>>715014259
>He still thinks translations are real
lol

WOW OH WOW WOW
TO THE GOAL BEYOND

>>715014095
My plan is to alternate, after Kitasan Black I'll save for Narita Taishin.

>>715008724
Skill issue. I just got the good ending first try.
>Beat Bourbon twice in some random G2 races
>I follow her to Satsuki Sho and get 4th meanwhile she jobs at 7th
>In the derby she only wins by a nose
>In Kikua Sho I get 3rd and she jobs again
>Won the Japan Cup
>Won the Arima Kinen
>Keep winning all the way
>McQueen Jobbed in Tenno Sho and got 4th so if people wanted to blame Rice they would have to blame Opera and Rudolph too
>Won the Japan Cup again
>Won the Arima Kinen again
>I've only seen her ult activate 5 times, 4 of which were the final races, in the other ones she was like 6 paces ahead of the pack on average so it couldn't even trigger (pace chaser btw)
I think what worked for me was focusing on stamina, I hit D in it while other skills were still far in F. I started neglecting it afterwards but compensated with hydrate and soon after gourmand, but if you want to rely on that you need higher than average wit. She once failed to activate it in the finals and choked hard. Also I don't know if it's a coincidence or not, but the weather seemed to react to her mood, when she was depressed it was raining every other race (another reason to pump stamina), before that and after she got over it, it was always firm ground. One more thing I noticed, nearly all her races are right handed, so the corresponding skill was a great boon.

>>715013783
>>715014192
They have worked with them since they were children, even fillies love them.
https://litter.catbox.moe/ghi698to80v2ph97.mp4

>>715013623
I have like 70 tp ups and each career takes like one and a half hours

Just 5-0 another retard in pvp. All my skills trigger while none of theirs do. Easy wins for me.
>all his umas have sub 300 Wits
lol

Don't even bother learning skills if you're gonna leave your umas too retarded to learn how to use them. My Cs beat his Bs, and my Bs beat his B+s.

>>715013326
>yellow grool
that must smell rancid

>EZ bro
>Posts their B+ horses with 700-900 stats

All easy if you whale eh?

>>715013783
By spending time with the horse and taking care of them. You can do the same with a woman.

>>715014291
To be fair I think that most furries probably don't want to fuck actual dogs, the same way most lolicons don't want to fuck actual kids. Of course there are the turbo degenerates who absolutely would given the chance but I reckon they're few and far between.
My best guess is that common people don't necessarily equate furries with sexual content due to the overwhelming prevalence of anthropomorphic animals in cartoons or movies such as Zootopia or other older cartoons that they grew up watching.

>>715014487
That should probably be MYSTERY HORSES but I appreciate your enthusiasm.

>>715010190
You need to bribe the mob umas to box her in, that's the only reliable strategy.

>>715014623
>Bro she just needs 4 3* IVs

>>715014645
>people care this much about pvp
>in a gacha game

>>715011993
Where's this image without all the circles and text?

Don't be a BOTTOM BITCH
Be a TOP GUN

>>715014668
I just rerolled until I got Super Creek and Fine Motion. Haven't spent a penny.

>>715014674
Everyone knows furry shit is sexual, even the tamest of normalfags. I don't buy that excuse.

>>715014623
Full crop

>>715014095
you will get all the cards eventually, have fun roll more supports and then turn the garbage into cleats to get even more rolls

>>715014775
I WOULD IF SHE WOULD COME HOME

>>715014668
B+ isn't even whale territory, that would be A rank horses.
You can get B+ with good luck by getting a lot of rainbow training and winning the new year's lottery.

why are people talking about this game all of a sudden?

>>715014891
>into cleats to get even more rolls
1 per month

>>715014836
It's the final cope I've got, I have no other explanation.

>>715014801
Manga super creek willing to try strats that get her DQ'd is way more interesting than gacha mommy no. 582715 super creek.

>>715014726
He rolled? Dump eet.

>>715013326
Can mares orgasm? What if used a vibrating wand on them? Would that result in them kicking?

>>715014926
it finally had a global release in english.

>>715014926
>Why are people suddenly talking about a game that just came out?

All you poor fuckers that rerolled for hours are going to have to do it again in a week

MARVELOUS

>>715014762
What are you looking for? Here's the image filtering out every SSR with 2 or more dupes. F2P bros should aim to get these.
https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/

Fi

>>715015045
They can't half of the early bonuses are gone

>>715014628
is this technically pedophilia?

>>715014926
the game just came out bro

>>715014986
>can mares orgasm
Yes, it's just that male horses are quickshots so most of the time they don't.

>>715014986
https://litter.catbox.moe/4vke9qbqiemo38cs.webm
They don't kick while orgasming.

>>715015083
Neat, thanks

>>715015084
There will still be about 40 rolls up for rerolling

>>715008869

for reference safe horny "perfect" proportions are 90-60-90

>>715015224
Holy shit mares are SLUTS

>>715013463
>it's only a g2
>queen elizabeth cup is a g1
jej

M-Mayano?

>>715014748
I only have 2 3* and they are both borrowed.

>>715011534
The same star piece can go for 5-15k
Just don't buy the jewish ones and wait for the cheaper ones

Which one of you FUCKS keeps putting pickles in Urara's burgers

>>715015325
>for reference here's random numbers that mean nothing by themselves

Is there a trick to triggering 5 friends in one training for the mission or am I at the mercy of RNG? I even did a Bakushin speed run with all speed cards and they never lined up.

>>715015483
She asked for them. She specifically told me "Give me a burger with nothing but pickles in it, I can take it, I swear" and then she started crying when I handed it to her chewing on it and saying "This is fine, this is what I deserve."

>>715008869
its in centimeters first of all, second the three sizes are always in order so its always going to be
B = Bust
W = Waist
H = Hips
the average for beauty is B90-W60-H90
essentially: big tits, flat tummy, child bearing hips

>>715015623
My daughter wives worked so hard to earn this

>>715015497
its just bust-hip-waist circumference in cm

Train your Chikket

>>715015675
Okay? You might as well just the measurements are yyt-ppw-iyt and get the same result of no one knowing what it is

Friterad hästfitta

>>715015751
just because you are a retard doesn't mean everyone else is.

>>715013868
>>still sorta peckish, mate
fuck you I giggled

>>715015647
Pray to RNGus

>>715015751
At this point you're just being willfully retarded and no one can help you.

>>715015647
Max upgrading them for a +1% chance

Why is it Sakura Bakushin Ou instead of "King Cherry Blossom New Explosion"?

For me, it's Haru.

>>715015859
>>715015827
Okay anon good for you memorizing every single measurement in your goon sessions I guess? Literally no one, other than maybe faggots doing fashion, study these things let alone have perfect recall of what it represents

Haru Matrimony

>>715015453
Lmao, we've all been there. Early game gacha hell is pain. Just keep grinding dailies and events, borrow meta supports, and pray for a lucky pull. You're basically playing "Hope the RNG-sama blesses me today" until you hit spark range.

>>715015623
that is NOT enough

>>715015904
God I've seen so many small kids get Darwin'd by a horse by touching its tail.

Surprisingly high quality Teio slopa.

>>715016001
Haru is a daughteru not a waifu

>>715015497
It's an ancient Boomer thing from back when it was ok to tell women what an ideal body is (hourglass but not fat). It's so well established you can even use it as an adjective as in "that's a 90-60-90 horse".
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/90-60-90
>Adjective 90-60-90 The supposed measurements (in centimetres) of an ideal woman's body shape, measured at the bust, waist and hip.
Picture in your mind Marilyn Monroe, the perfect bimbo in the 60's when it was popularized and that's your reference.

>>715015953
You were born retarded.

>>715015453
I have one 2 * speed mejiro

>>715016146
I think the word you're looking for is daughterwife

behead gacha niggers

Has jp datamined that Rice Shower is just inferior or inclined to lose? There is no way this character is coded the same as other girls. Mine will constantly fail at 6% chances or lose when she is the favorite.

>>715015953
You must have ate glue as a child to be this fucking stupid. No one looks at the three measurements and has a perfect 3d sculpture form in their head with down-to-the-centimeter details, you just fucking compare the numbers in your head so if you see something like "60-60-90" you can go "small tits big ass". Just compare the fucking numbers against each other to get a vague representation of what their general bodytype is. No one is sitting down jerking off to the minutiae.

I've decided I want to breed Nice Nature like there's no tomorrow.

>Gacha fags are actual zoomers who don't know anything that isn't zoomer tiktok tier simple minded

Holy shit. We're fucked

>>715016123
It's beyond over for artists.

>>715016097
FASTER

>Rice Shower places 3rd in her debut race
>places 4th on the second go
I genuinely didn't think it was possible to not win the debut race, let alone do worse the second time

lmao personafags are getting shafted hard right now

>>715009478
So I should wait until the 16th to start playing? Or is there something to reroll for now?

>>715014623
TWO WIT CARDS AND 1 FRIEND CARD?

I legit don't understand how to optimize using my supports then. I would think our build is completely unviable considering its not all speed. What's the thought process behind selecting each card?

All I do is add FM + Creek since they are staple cards and then go full speed or 1 speed+1 stamina+ 1 power. I do this every run and I keep losing.

>>715016374
For quite a lot of them, yeah.

put gacha niggers in garbage cans

>>715015623
>waaah, spe-chan, you have so much rice!

>>715016372
I wouldn't be able to fuck Nice Nature knowing I would have to cum twice before she finally cums

>>715016548
why is she dressed like a hooker?

>>715015904
yjk

>>715016603
Because I paid for it

>>715016376
I will steal this thanks

>>715008247 (OP)
>Bakushin is limited to 1200 speed
You can't Bakushin with that little speed, you need to go even further beyond

melt gacha niggers in acid

>>715013868
>MAYANOOOOOO
>ogurin laughs like a duck

>halfway through the classic year
>wit only 180
i can't let my horse be this stupid… but none of my cards will train the stat!

>>715016548
>open toed heels
slut

>>715013380
Who made this image?
It looks like tekuho artstyle

>>715013868
Who would be The Stig?

>>715014986
Yes, though usually only with humans.

>>715016759
You will get some later you can also get some for free

How do i reroll on pc?
Or is it something you can only do on mobile?

Who is the retard that designed King Halo's campaign? A tier sprint and theres a single sprint race and mostly medium and long where she's nowhere near as good. What the fuck?

So you guys really like this game or is it just about collecting the girls?

Please tell me how this Oguri Cap manages to lose to Special Week in the legend race.

>>715009676
>kicked her butt with grandma Maruzensky then proceed to lose the last two races
Well I got too cocky

>>715016937
main menu, bottom right, delete saved data or something like that

>>715016404
Training Rice Shower is like trying to teach a brick to sing
Racing against Rice Shower is like fighting an end game boss with starter equipment

>>715008247 (OP)
notching arrow!

>>715016459
Looking back Marvelous wasn't that useful. I think only got a single +10 energy from her and one usable skill. She's uncapped so I don't think her passive made that much of a difference. If I were to run again I would probably swap her for another speed or stamina card.

>>715016993
NOT
ENOUGH
GUTS

>>715016972
I think the horses are funny, like racing games even if I'm just training the girls and it's nice seeing how hard Japan is addicted to this shit. Also I want to impregnate Tachyon and TM Opera.

>>715017017
Doumo

>>715016548
Mihoyoshit has been mogged

>>715016993
anon, its a 2400m, you only get the stamina handicap in career

I love my jobber wife

>>715016972
It's fun and I have a long term goal of getting Haru to win the Arima Kinen

>>715008834
advertising or begging? Or ironic advertsing or begging? TRICK QUESTION. SAME ANSWER.

>>715017129
Literally has two golden stamina recovery skills, her effective stamina is like 1000

>>715016469
link

>>715008247 (OP)
I don't play your gacha but tiktok doesn't stop recommending me Gold Ship videos

I hate zoomers so much man

>>715017264
>I hate zoomers so much
says the tiktok user

>>715017264
no one asked, tiktok zoomer

>>715017247
https://x.com/a1llus

>Captcha 0KAM8
Great.

>>715013523
Holy shit that's cool

>>715017147
god I love the Buster Machine 1 so much
my favorite mecha design of all time

I love my wife so much!!

is it just me or does mcqueen have 1 less goal than everybody else

>>715017264
>I hate zoomers
>I use tiktok
Okay buddy

>>715017460
post build? is she medium or long is she pacer or runner

>>715017264
Why are you using Tiktok, anon?

>>715017194
Your horse would barely be fit to run a minimum distance mile track. Recovery skills restore a percentage of your HP, so having lower stamina gimps them even further. For medium it's recommended to have at least 800 + 1 golden skill. With two golden skills you would probably be fine with 650-700. 450 is way too low.

>>715017479
careers' goals vary between horses, for example Teio has 7 while Urara has like 9

What the fuck happened

>>715017264
>mobile zoom zoom complaining about his own kind
lmao

>>715017537
>>715017602
>>715017484
>>715017374
>>715017324
>Not using tiktok in the big 25
The fuck do you guys do while taking a shit?
Are you NPCs who just stare at the floor?

>>715017264
good bait

Please help, what should I focus on for Air Groove. I need to do better for the Empress.

>>715014095
I'm just going to save for the horses I really want (Air Shakur and Manhattan Cafe)

>>715017561
Wait ACEMAN!??

>>715017652
I go on 4chan

>>715016972
I skip every event and every line of dialogue watching only the races
i have 40 hours in the game

Soon...

>>715017652
You mean you really don't shitpost while on the shitter?

>>715015904
God I wish that were me.

>>715014106
Yeah especially when we're behind by 3 years. Makes no sense to wait

>>715017652
>if you don't use tiktok you're an NPC

I FUCKING HATE PACE CHASERS

>>715017272
debating if I want to use statues to make top gun 3 star. dont know when I'll roll for umas again.

>>715017652
>he takes more than a minute to shit
laugh my ass off

>>715017652
>The fuck do you guys do while taking a shit?
think about stuff

>>715017652
>Uses tiktok
>Calls others npcs

>>715017674
>bait
nigga literally second recommended video on fyp

>get over 320k fans as agnes tachyon, triple crown wins, even no alarm cross usage for a winning run
>only get B rank somehow
seriously, what the fuck is up with rankings? I got a B+ with Silence Suzuka with only about 200k fans and fewer big wins.

>>715017764
Yes you do

>>715017652
>Not using tiktok in the big 25
I hardly use smartphone apps. Phones are for calling and receiving calls. Plus google, youtube, and 4chan.
>The fuck do you guys do while taking a shit?
I browse 4chan.

I'm not a fucking zoomer, I would never download Tiktok.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>715017460
I fucking hate this useless bitch. Lost a random race with preferred field and racing type and also preferred stats on literally everything.
Bitch ended in 11th place, FUCKING 11TH PLACE WITH ALL PREFERRED?!?!?!?!
Go fuck yourself MCBitch, euthanized and turned into glue immediately after.

>>715017859
now I know what to save up for, thanks anon

>>715017859
That's a unique one you have to roll for

>>715017652
I really hope this is bait

>>715016459
>What's the thought process behind selecting each card?

>Fine Motion
Great skills and reliable boost to wit also I've been using her basically from the start. For a while she was my first and only SSR
>Tosho
Again, I got 2 copies of her in my initial rolls and she was my highest level card. Besides that, chance to get prudent positioning and slipstream, speed card, lone wolf, charming and some energy recovery
>Aoi
Reliable mood boosting and energy recovery if she invites you to hang out with her. She also has some failure protection, gives small bonuses throughout training, gives you skill points and wit and at the end of the scenario if you maxed her out she's an additional all stats + points raise.
>Special Week
SSR, I have it, and it's maxed out.
>Super Creek
I've only now started using her instead of another speed or power card so idk, I just saw that there are a lot of long races in her career so I thought she could use more stamina, and I was right.

Do new gacha horses go into the general pool or not

>>715017820
Fans don't matter
Stats >600 and gold skills that match your A+ rank aptitudes are more important

>>715017912
Trainer skill issue

>>715017706
>>715017731
>>715017863
>confessing to phone posting
this is not the own you think it is

>>715018004
Oh and Fine Motion gives you practice perfect too.

>>715017912
That's what the alarm clocks are for.

>>715017652
I hate zoomers so much

when will manhattan cafe be released?

>>715009376
no horsepussy and running in stupid cumbersome idol dresses kills this for me. it looks so stupid, specially how they superimpose actual clop noises when they run

>spent like 3 turns desperately trying to reach Gold before valentine's day for the level up
>you have to be at 60k, not 50
i'm going to shoot this horse and then myself.

>>715008247 (OP)
aren’t they based on real life horses, this feels wrong.

>>715018135
Let her shoot you instead

>>715018136
>oh my science i forgot to ask r/amitheasshole for the key to my chastity cage before getting a boner

>>715018108
3 1/2 years.

>>715018135
>before valentine's day for the level up
huh? You don't level up if its after valentine?

I feel like I'm missing a mechanic you guys are exploiting. Elaborate.

Is 600 stam enough for long placement in team race?

BRAAAAAAAPFT

>>715018143
Rice Shower without the hat is so much better

>>715018135
I've missed out on the 70k bonus too at least once since I didn't train with the midget enough.

>>715018143
How do I make this bitch win

>>715018080
After such an unbelievably pathetic display of faggotry I just threw the run away.
If you are going to be this unfathomably bad you don't deserve to race. Haru cleans the floor with this bitch and it's not even close.

breasts

>>715018237
No it requires 900~1100 with at least one gold stamina skill

new world hours be like

>>715018343
Damn, I guess she will be rolling on the dirt then.

>>715018053
Until the day 4chan blocks mobile IPs (never ever), idgaf.

>>715018286
A bad trainer blames his horse.

SUPER CREEK
SUPER CREAK
SHE'S SUPER CREAKAY

>>715018346
they really do be like this

>>715017652
Kill yourself

>>715018237
That's a nice mile racing horse you have there

Maybe a little less speed next time bwo!

>>715017652
>>Not using tiktok in the big 25
That app sucks, having to see opinions or attempts at humor from anyone in my generation should make me eligible for financial compensation.
>The fuck do you guys do while taking a shit?
Read or go on here

>>715017264
>>715017652
You are good
i wish to learn from you

I've asked this before but how do I into mile horses?

>>715018276
Stamina

i think i've hit literally every single mood drop event mcqueen has on this first career run

I CAN'T FUCKING WIN GOLDSHIP'S CAREER RRRRRRRAAGGHHH

>>715018486
I was aiming for the fucking A rank cheevos.

>>715018495
>Read
LMAO goofy ahh unc

can someone post the image of the star thresholds for every umas style?

>>715018520
more speed and power, less stamina

>>715018565
I do this IRL btw

>>715018276
she only wins when she's the underdog

>Play Nice Nature career
>Get to Arima Kinen and hit with "get 8k fans in 3 turns"
>More like 2 turns to avoid racing three times in a row
>She jobs in one race and doesn't get enough fans
>Career over

I never should have started rushing through careers now it feels so painfully slow to read everything

>>715008431
More like Top Cun

>>715018603
did your ankle explode when you were 4 years old?

>>715018585
This, also someone post the image of the stat tresholds. I read here that the numbers in your stats don't matter, it only matters if they reach certain tresholds.

>>715008431
Did her career yesterday, was not prepared for how hard she comes on to trainer. The owner of Mayano Top Gun was definitely not one of the owners who was against the sexualisation of the horses...

>>715018701
>>715018585
read the guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#

>>715016972
I am just here to watch my horse go fast.
>>715016993
You don't have 1200 speed when you run out of stamina, you run out of gas way too fast greens recover a percentage of stamina and if your stamina is low you are not getting the most out of them, pump your stamina on the next career, you can get away with neglecting stamina in career but it should be your second highest stat if you want to do good outside of career

>>715018565
is silence a CHESNUT horse

whos the hottest uma and why is it fuji kiseki?

>>715018819
>bro just read 140 pages
Faggot.

I like most girl's designs or characters.
Daiwa Scarlet triggers something much more primal.
I want to fuck Scarlet. I want to have nonstop obscene sex with her until I can't move.

>>715018912
who?

>>715018989
use your search engine

>>715018210
>redditor deflection
good to know you like your wife getting fucked

>>715019009
found the fed, not googling that shit yo

>>715018912
Scarlet with her fat milkers.

Transfer veteran? Transfer them where?

>>715019068
>n-no u
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNNNNNNNNNNNNN ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SNORE MIMIMIMIMI

With whom would you have a forbidden trainer uma relationship

The way people catch real life horse fuckers?
Mares can be easily stimulate by human men and within a couple sessions they begin to actively seek sex when a human male is around. They do that by "winking" their pussy at them to show she's aroused and wants it. They can be forceful with it and force themselves on men if they want it bad enough, but this becomes a crystal clear sign that that mare has been taking human dick and you can get the authorities called on you over that. There is no easy way around it

>>715019132
nice nature and it's not close

>>715010190
I went three for three with my B tier late surger Rudolf. Two of which involved overtaking Spe when she was in the lead after the final corner, so not boxed in.
I'm convinced that all the people who complain about late/end getting boxed in are just bakashins who don't train navigation skills or power for overtaking on the final corner.

>>715014732
Don't you have some sprints to do and jukebox requests to make?

>>715013507
>>715014018

I don't care if it's a recreational event for old maids and the physically stunted.

That's a happy ending if there ever was one.
Many horses with those odds, have ended up in far worse situations. With far worse treatment.

Let this victory be a testament that, sometimes, good things happen to those who try.

>>715018819
Nice, thanks anon.

>>715019120
shhh, dont ask

>>715019132
My stalliondaughterwife Top Gun

>>715018912
Silence Suzuka

Any whales here? Show us your powerlevel

>>715017179
>>715008834
indians love Gunn and they shill for free

why come there's no /v/ club

>>715019132
Fuji Kiseki

>>715019132
Forbidden?
Too bad. King Halo owes me for what I've done

>>715019326
That's literally Makoto from im@a.

>>715019132
Nursing handjobs from super creek.

>>715019323
I'm sure SOMEONE has made a Rage club

>>715019132
Winning the URA finales with a ticket means it's not forbidden

What the fuck? How come no umas are born after June?

she's so god damn cute it's unreal

... did the JP version ever have a PC client before the steam one?
Like, does this steam client open the door for graphical mods

>>715019472
I'm no expert but I imagine it has to do with optimal times of the year to breed horses? I don't know.

>>715019582
Sounds reasonable but damn I wanted to look which character I share my birthday with.

>>715019702
Maybe you can still share a conception day

>>715019472
Something about horse racing regulations and the schedule they'd start training and racing probably

>>715019472
Probably something similar to how top hockey players are all born in the same part of the year due to being just a little older than their competitors as children and having an advantage for scouting as a result.
Stuff like the classics triple crown races are restricted to horses of a certain age.

>>715019565
>does this steam client open the door for graphical mods
https://www.loverslab.com/topic/252916-umamusume-pretty-derby-steam/

>>715019132
Agnes Tachyon

>>715019808
oh boy oh boy

>>715019132
Top Gun because I feel like she doesn't take no for an answer, and I like that in a gremlin.

rodolfo

>How can I lose when my speed is superior?
Bakutards finding out its not all about speed, you will never win a medium

>>715019132
Taiki Shuttle

>>715019171
>Two of which involved overtaking Spe when she was in the lead after the final corner
Perhaps it has something to do with Rudolph's skill being designed to do exactly fucking that. And I feel like it's more often a stamina issue rather than navigation. I tried it with this Opera and she kept getting 2nd place.

>>715018228
You get 3 chances to level up your unique skill every run, and you need 60k, 70k with green friendship with the director and 120k fans before early February year 2, early April year 2 and late December year 3 respectively.

reminder, girls are cutest when they're borderline retarded

>>715015953
fat balding retard

>>715020121
>yerar 2
bro thinks calendars are arrays

TA
CHYON
TA
TA
CHYON

>>715020135
This is when you tell her, of -course- the steps are still the same number? They only change at night. When the sun sets. When the hallways grow.

These changes happen only after the final bell has chimed. When all the bad racers (who are late to their evening practices) fall behind. Or have to stay late for remedial... mᴀtH—

>>715017589
generic-chan believed in herself

I want Twin Turbo already

>>715017589
Never disrespect mob umas.

>>715020713
>>715020713
>>715020713
>>715020713

>>715020450
TRIPLE SIX
FIVE
FORKED
TOOONGUE

>>715020724
Stop doing it, retard.

Gonna upset mods doing that.

>>715020730
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION
RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE
TAKIN IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
SWERVIN IN A BLAZE OF FIRE
RAISIN THROUGH MY BONES
OH SHIT I'M FEELIN' IT
TAKYOOOOOOONNNN

>>715021054
that is ENOUGH Monster Energy for you today.

>>715017147
She's practically part america. She's supposed to be...spirited.