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>tries to hand him a cookie
>"No, nu-uh, I'll slap it if you give it to me, I'll slap it real bad."
>Harland gives it to Nick instead. Nick eats it. Harland sighs: “No, I wanted you to hand it to Sam.”
God Damn and Kek, something about this caught me off-guard and broke me. One of the best laughs I've had in a while.