Thread 713427968

>gamespot:7
>Questionable tropes around women
What does this mean?

There's a ps5 pro now?

!THEYHAVEBREASTSANDVAGINASWTF?!

it means you are underage for giving a fuck about reviews and the opinion of retards

>>713427968 (OP)
>Even on a base ps5 model
I hate this smarmy disingenuous shit. Kojo himself even said theres no noticable difference

>>713427968 (OP)

>there's an unskippable photography minigame featuring three women posing in front of the camera, as well as a central character who often takes her shoes off as crew members make a running commentary about this habit.

>>713429107
>Believing Kojima about anything technical
ngmi

>>713429107
yes, that's what they're praising, you fucking dumbass

Walking simulator

>>713429164
the "man" behind the review

>>713429228
>he/him
so a mentally unestable retard

>>713429164
How gay are these niggerfaggots?
Jesus Fucking Christ.

>>713427968 (OP)
Normal heterosexual behavior is bad, m'kay ?

>>713429164
yeah that's a major ick. it's 2025 kojima. grow up.

>>713427968 (OP)
Alright, I’m buying this. Thanks, gamestop.

>>713429164
a photography minigame does sound unnecessary and annoying.

>>713429351
>t: homo

>>713429164
>takes her shoes off
Foot CHADS we are eating GOOD.

>>713427968 (OP)
Okay this might be fun

>>713429228
>argentina
When's Peron coming back

>>713427968 (OP)
Stop trying to sell me kojimaslop

>>713427968 (OP)
>What does this mean?
It means that the person reviewing the game is a faggot hired by American jews. Look up who owns IGN. Their reviews always have an agenda. They are either an advertisement(when paid by some publisher) or are culture war American bullcrap.

>>713427968 (OP)
>Good: muh gwafix
>Bad: GAMEPLAY AND WOMEN GRRRRR
kojumbo does it again! Day 1 buy

>>713427968 (OP)
>7
PERFECT JUST LIKE KOJIMBO WANTED HES SUCH A GENIUS.

>>713429484
Why zoomllennials like this

>>713427968 (OP)
it means they didnt make the women look like a 48 year old male plumber

>>713429164
>a central character who often takes her shoes off
So the reviewer is such a strong feminist that he had to dock two points because he cannot stop himself from whacking off at the sight of a bare female foot

>>713427968 (OP)
It means women act like women

>>713429228
>WaPo
?

>>713427968 (OP)
It means they didn't pay the reviewer enough

>>713429609
I wish we had webms with sound. I want to hear his (probably) nasally, high pitched voice and laugh at him.

>>713427968 (OP)
Consider me intrigued

>>713427968 (OP)
It means it's good
Time to beat women and RAPE them

>>713429609
Dude is literally streaming from his mothers basement.

>>713429647
these types are the actual fun police.
they spend all day looking for someone enjoying themselves and then try to stop it.

>>713428176
"even on a base PS5 model"
Uh... the system that everybody have? Pro ownerd are super rare

>>713427968 (OP)
I will now buy la creatividads game!

If you guys always complain about ugly women in gaming he has the right to complain about the other way around. It's only fair.

>>713427968 (OP)
>Questionable tropes around women
incredibly based
i will now buy your game

Yeah, Gamespot is probably farming views, I don't know why they would risk getting blacklisted just from possibly getting more views on their review page but even the hardest kojima haters are giving props to it.

>>713429164
>>713429228

>>713427968 (OP)
>one review describes it as boring (again)
>IGN gave it 6/10
Sony still learning lessons from Xbox

>>713427968 (OP)
right desu. Too many games still got lazy, sexist crap like half-naked chicks for no resaon or women just bein plot devices. It’s 2025, devs gotta do better, tired of this outdated garbage.

>>713429848
And we have the right to call him a faggot. Especially since he got paid to write that stupid shit. He should pay us money for wasting our precious time and braincells reading his tripe.

>>713429164
>sees bare feet
>immediately thinks of sex

It probably just means Kojimbo used the word mother and not "pregnant individual"

>>713427968 (OP)
>boring boss fights
This was my biggest worry.

>>713427968 (OP)
>Friction is lost, rendering some challenges superficial
What the fuck does that mean

>>713427968 (OP)
Kojima is right though

i wish the bt sections werent boring and repetitive

>>713429228
Wow I am absolutely shocked at this revelation

>>713430492
Maybe some open world climbing mechanic

>>713429283
MALE feminazis, some of them trooned out, are top faggots.

Just wait till these white knights hear that actual women LOVE that shit. I bet they'll lose their mind when they finally discover vtubers as well.

>all those downsides
>still a 7
why can't we just call a 5 a 5?

>>713427968 (OP)
> Photorealistic visuals
> Not a con
I can't trust this shit

Do you think video game journalists are ever going to be buck broken into not doing performative signaling for ideological reasons or are they just going to get BTFO by random Youtubers/streamers and eventually AI until there's no more of them?

>>713427968 (OP)
Death stranding 1 was a 7/10.

Death stranding 2 is probably an 8/10.

>>713429707
washington post

>>713429164
>DID YOU JUST TAKE A PHOTO OF A WOMAN WITH HER CONSENT YOU FUCKING CHUD?!

>>713429609
What's his problem? Her tits too big?

>>713427968 (OP)
>DS1
>TOO MUCH WALKING NOT ENOUGH ACTION
>DS2
>WOW ACTION IS GENERIC GIVE ME MORE WALKING
everyday i hope every game journo gets a annoying on that spot on their back they cant reach

>>713429164
Kojima-san.. I kneel..

>>713427968 (OP)
>Caring about game journalism in 2025
Anybody still in the industry at this point are brainwashed demagogues or simply farming for outrage clicks.

>>713429164
>showing feet
>unnecessary
What a fag

>>713429164
omg portraying sexy women through the male gaze is so yucky am I right guys do I fit in yet

>>713427968 (OP)
Kojima has always written women like movies in the 80s and 90s did.

>>713427968 (OP)
discounting the sexy woman bad point, the other 4 ARE kinda worrying tho.

>>713431436
the positives are even worse
>it's a death stranding game
>it has good graphics
>it's unique
kek

>>713429164
There was that anon that said there's a massive push to sexualise the most inane things like feet and it felt artificial im starting to think he was right I love taking my shoes off but i dont whack it to feet

>>713429228
why is every gaming journalist like this?

>>713431654
You whack it to female feet, not your own

>>713427968 (OP)
Means they're stuck in the past with a dead narrative.

>>713427968 (OP)
>good
The bads here overwhelmingly outweigh the goods. Why is it 'god?'

>>713427968 (OP)
he's literally complaining the game is too easy, this guy is based I don't if he's a "xe" >>713429228

>>713429164
I am now interested in the game.

>>713429164
Weird! Weird.

>>713430967
Tit shot is probably the issue, autism-sama....

Tendies, not like this. They can't keep getting away with it.

>>713427968 (OP)
>Gamespot

>>713427968 (OP)
>What does this mean?
You know exactly what it means.

"""HETERONORMATIVE""" SHIT IS LE OFFENSIVE!!!!!

>>713429164
>OH NO A WOMAN IS SHOWING HER FEET IN FRONT OF A CAMERA NOOOOOO!!

>>713427968 (OP)
>>713429164
>>713432339
>foot fetish
DS2 should have gotten a 1/10

>>713427968 (OP)

It means it's a good game and I should probably buy it.

>>713432220
TENDIEFAGS BTFO

>>713428176
If you're a PC gamer, you'd probably be surprised there's a PS5. They're all kids toys to us anyways.

>>713432443
Hahahahahahg

>>713429280
Yet unable to quit twitter for good, lmao.

>>713427968 (OP)
kojima fully modeled fragiles kojina

>>713431321
>through the male gaze
What's with 4chan's love for using tranny Newspeak?
Who the fuck says "male gaze"?

>>713432302
Why do they look like that?

>>713427968 (OP)
>Ughh Kojima perfectly modelled Elle Fanning's soles and plump butt, like ummm, 6/10 sweaty
GAY

>>713429609
zoomers hate booze, hate sex and sexualizing women at all, working at all, voting.
oh and they hate jews.

pretty based honestly

>>713427968 (OP)
>all enemies are male
>can't beat women
woke trash game

>>713433169
>oh and they hate jews.
The ones I know love jews and jewish propaganda. Not as much as boomers and millennials, but still.

>>713433169
>zoomers hate booze, hate sex and sexualizing women at all
They don't, they just have no friends, and thus no one to do that shit with

>>713429164
>Often takes off her shoes
Good heavens.

But in all serious, between Tomorrow and Lune us foot chads (Fads, or maybe Faddots) are eating good!

>>713432186
Autism is finding an issue with a prominent chest ever being in focus.

>>713429164
sounds like we have women connoisoures here on the dev team.

>>713432443
The goty winner Yasuke in the background.

>>713429164
Guess i'm buying this game after all

>>713429164
I will NOW BUY YOUR GAME
just kidding I was always going to buy it

>>713427968 (OP)
>>713429164
Once again Kojima proves himself to be the George Lucas of videogames, an autistic coomer incapable of making anything that isn't pure kînögráphè

>>713429164
My, what lovely feet.

>>713429164
IS THAT A WOMEN MAKING CUTE POSES? I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEE

>>713429228
>Neon hair
>NYT
>He/him
Mentally ill propagandist, they make these people in a lab, it's the only explanation for why they are all carbon copies of one another.

>>713429164
I will now wait for your game on PC

>>713433156
Liberal women are incapable of pattern recognition, so these predators are free to always look the same.

>>713429164
Oh no, Clair Obscur bros... This is looking to be GOTY material here. Kojima did it again!

>>713433156
Chat is this real

>>713434132
Try asking grok

>>713429164
Well, where is it?

>>713429228
I refuse to believe these people are real

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CREATE HOT FEMALE CHARACTERS ITS UNREALISTIC
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT THESE HOT IRL WOMEN ARE HOT IT'S CREEPY

>>713432220
People here barely give a shit about mario kart outside bragging to sonyfags about the sales figures, wait for Donkey Kong to make your score comparison shitpost

>>713432057
That's like neo nazi saying he hates a particular Jewish guy because the Jewish guy is being too racist. Everyone knows what the priorities are and the real reason they dislike something, they just use the language that is most effective at smearing the target in the eyes of a hostile crowd.

>>713430553
Vtubers are mainstream since Holo EN Anon, it's not a secret club anymore.

>>713429164
It's funny watching our generation slowly morph into prudish pearl clutching retards. Fucking lighten up for God's sake.

>>713434643
It's funnier this arose from the sexual liberal movement. What a strange world.

Can someone tell me what Kojima meant by this?

WHY IS IT NOT ON PC YOU FREAKING SONY HACKS

>>713427968 (OP)
I will now play the game
Thanks for the heads up

>>713429228
>Argentine

LMAO

>>713429164
So does this guy just want women in vidya to wear burkas at all times? I know we’ve made jokes like that for years, but this dude is literally outraged over a woman showing her ankles.

>>713434594
Nope, vtoobs are still weeb and nerdy as fuck thing. It also makes westoid e-grills seethe.

>>713434594
It is still a secret club because it's fucking lame. The level of shame watching Vtubers generates doesn't even compare to anime at its peak unpopularity with the masses, it's only matched by wrestling which is exclusively an embarrassing hobby enjoyed by gay millennial comic book nerds.

Kojima was always an otaku, there's idol shit in peace walker and that isn't a sign idols became mainstream.

>>713434758
At the end of the day Kojima is an old jap, and japs prior to like 2020 universally perceived PC as the work and eroge machine.

>>713434959
>>713434962
>Shows up in your normalfag sports event and hangout place
Nothing personnel

>>713434758
so they can get the double dip when snoys get sour grapes seeing it run above 25 fps and 720p

This is the official pizza for death stranding what are we rating it?
https://www.dominos.jp/topics/gamingnight/deathstranding2

>>713434747
>>713435120
Thus, a Westaboo is born.

>>713435120
>just the other day had my shoes on, feet kicked up, eating 'za while watching burn after reading with friends
Maybe Kojima is on to something...

>>713435114
>Pays to advertise a product at an event where nobody knows what the fuck it is
That must mean fatal fury is now mainstream, they even got Christiano Ronaldo to talk about it!

>>713435114
I thought Gura left to live with her husband?

>>713435114
>orale I swear amigo I'm normal ese
What did Pablo Jose Sergismundo Hernandez mean by this?

>>713435295
Yes.
t. her husband.

The new postergirl trio is pic related.

>>713427968 (OP)
it's the same shit with a better UI

but make sure you pay the extra $20 to play it a few days early

>>713427968 (OP)
Don't care, waiting on PC version.

>>713435696
Already pre-ordered and pre-loaded the digital deluxe version, sir, no need to worry.

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

>>713429164
The camera was literally invented for women
There's like 1000 apps around women taking photos
If you've ever interacted with a woman for an extended period of time you have participated in the photo nonsense ffs

>>713435285
>>713435474
Give it up, Anon, your secret club is over.
Your precious e-thots are nothing but the same girls that bullied you in school for being a virgin loser nerd, just with an anime skin and now pretending to be into nerdy stuff so they can live off the simpbucks of other virgin loser nerds, and more will follow up after seeing how easy it is to do so.

>>713435239
Who puts fabric on pizza?

>>713427968 (OP)
>repetitive
There it is! The journo's favorite word that they use to avoid explaining why a game is bad. Sometimes, being repetitive is good. Nobody likes the shmup sections in Bayo games.

>>713435994
It's always funny that fans of niche shit seek mass approval to validate their own taste then as soon as it becomes mainstream they cry that it sold out and sucks now, this cycle never ends and they never learn.

>>713436224
Shut up autist. Constant repetition in media is always bad when you have a functioning brain.

>>713429164
I don't remember much about the first game but isn't this a theme of the game? The characters in-universe have specific ticks/routines they are compelled to do for some reason. Basically a retard who didn't play the game virtue signaling.

>>713427968 (OP)
It's kino.

>>713429164
Feet degenerates are pretty cringe tbf. Unless the woman in question is wearing high heels then it's good.

>>713429164
this reviewer has never met a real woman.

>>713427968 (OP)
means its kino
day 1 buy it seems

>>713428279
trying too hard

>>713435285
It was the game during the LA Anime Expo. A shitload of weebs actually showed up for the game and it turned into a huge fuckup for MLB.

>>713429164
>>there's an unskippable photography minigame featuring three women posing in front of the camera, as well as a central character who often takes her shoes off as crew members make a running commentary about this habit.

>>713429164
but sex scenes in last of us 2 are fine?

>>713435941
>>I made it bad on purpose
KojiPro should move into PR work instead of game dev because that is some next level damage control and it's working judging by the reviews
>the game can be pretty boring. I give it a 10/10
>the story doesn't live up to the first game. 10/10 from me
>it's more of the same but less fun. 9/10

>>713438774
Yet people are saying shit that DS2 is like if Scorsese made something as good as Goodfellas today so go figure who is right

>>713438875
people are saying it's like a dogshit movie for normalfags? agreed. wop gangster slop has never been good

>>713439105
Zoomers shouldn't be allowed to be alive

>>713429228
>argentina
Behead all peronists.

>>713434931
kek

>>713427968 (OP)
So it is really a 8/10

>>713433169
>hate sex and sexualizing women at all
Yet they love porn and most of them are addicted to it.

>>713439178
I am older than you. what does age have to do with "enjoying" greasy dago mafia movies? they are dogshit. easily pleased normgroids and pseuds are the only people that watch that dogshit
if you actually cared about cinema you wouldn't even consider a mafia flick as worth mentioning

>>713434747
the fact he makes such a point to say how the pizza is round being delivered in a box is so funny to me, like it was a central part of the theme that a warm circle be placed inside a cold square box

>>713429228
South american commie retard, classic

>>713439582
>it's good because......... because it's LE DEEP... Kojima says war bad and people complcated
>9/10 truly the bussin game for our ages
lmao

90% of every review is just
>uhmmm i really like the story
>it's really deep and crazy
>i clapped when i saw the eceleb
>i clapped harder when i saw the hollywood celeb
>death stranding 1 was mid af and death stranding 2 is the GOAT game Kojima-chama really wanted to make
>ermm there is gameplay
>anyway the cutscenes are so good i stood up and i clapped

>>713439452
You hit the nail on the head. They are degenerates to the extreme, but think that they are somehow safe by publicly denouncing it all. It is "doth protest too much" all the way down and always has been.

>>713428176
Yeah but it’s the same version with no games

Footbros how are we winning this much?

>>713429164
>onlyfans: empowering
>photography and modeling: degrading
what's wrong with females?

>>713427968 (OP)
it means that a tranny reviewed it

>>713427968 (OP)
nice, just preordered

>>713429164
OK I'm picking up a copy

>>713429164
oh mah god let people enjoy things

>>713434747
Domino gave him a lot of money so he felt he had to justify it somehow.

Sounds kojimakino would pirate on pc

>>713430493
Based and factual.

>>713427968 (OP)
It means GameSpot is woke

>>713427968 (OP)
It’s kino

>>713430802
You answered your own question

>>713439521
>easily pleased normgroids and pseuds are the only people that watch that dogshit
nta and I have never finished goodfellas but after all my years on this board I still wonder how someone can talk this arrogantly without cringing at themselves lmao. and the fact that you're a grown man makes it sadder. I’m guessing there’s no one in your life who’s ever told you to shut the fuck up, which is sad. but if it weren’t for geniuses like you, the fedora meme wouldn’t be a thing

>>713427968 (OP)
>The good
>graphix
>uhhh...it's death stranding....but 2...it's cool I guess
>same gameplay and if I don't say it's good I'll get fired
Kojima is shit.

>>713440976
you don't even need to go as far as onyfans. look at twitch, instagram, youtube or any social media. And they call peope chud or incel when they call out their slut behaviors lol

>>713427968 (OP)
A repeat of the MGSV Quiet situation where the game really does suck but sexy girls are good and journos take issue with the latter.

>>713438875
The comparison between Kojima and Scorsese is pretty common within western gaming journos. It's probably the only big name in cinema that comes to their mind. Saying Kubrick would sound too pretentious and saying Coppola would sound too old, so Scorcese it is because...uh....he still makes uh....movies?

5 hours 38 minutes. Is it a global launch or are aussies and kiwis playing it already?

>>713443789
Not global, it's already out in NZ and Australia.

>>713429484
Lol what a humongous fucking faggot.

>>713435239
I'm gonna go get the Fantastic 4 pizza from Little Caesar's later today.

>>713442962
>I have never finished wopfellas but
Stop speaking. never reply to me ever again

>>713427968 (OP)
>>Questionable tropes around women
Kojima cannot possibly be more based.

>>713427968 (OP)
>repetitive story beats that are too close to the first game
The story looks nothing like the first game based on the trailers, it looks more like a MGS game. Is this another Kojimbo bait-and-switch?

>>713431764
People like that aren’t really qualified to do anything else in life, other than being a barista.

>>713429609
Imagine how miserable they must make themselves.

>>713429164
Look at all of the incels seething on this site over a very valid complain yikes.

>>713440643
You aren't winning. Normies are wising up to you freaks and the rest of us are fucking fed up with it.

You were best when nobody k ew you existed and you scammed EZ fetish wind all day. Now that we know you exist, we hate you.

can I just go straight to this if I havent played the first one? Im

>>713429164
Day one buy

>>713427968 (OP)
I've never been less excited about a Kojima game and I've been there since the launch of MGS2.

>you can decorate your room with pictures you take
cute

>no PC
idgaf

why do people pretend to like the first one? is it just lower standards or what

>>713430967
Yeah too big. Small tits and big ass is peak. Should have focused on the ass while walking to target the High-T audience instead of the infantile manchild audience.

>>713445637
So I can make my entire room a gooncave for Elle Fanning's feet and ass?

>>713446467
yes

>>713446467
absolutely but remember, when you make a safe house in the wild and other people uses... their gonna see your decor at least worked like that on ds1, its gonna be really funny to see other poeple degenerate shit

>>713446526
>>713446671
Hmm I shall have to think deeply on this information

>>713429228
I came to the sad realisation recently that these types of people aren't just a flash in the pan annoying culture war trend. They're going to be here and this insufferable forever. Until the day we all die. And they're going to get even more, not less, retarded and brittle with age.

>>713431764
they make them in a factory.

>>713429609
>FUCKING HELL BROS
>DONATE HARDER
>WHAT THE FUCK
>DONATE HARDER I SAID
>PAY ME YOU FUCKING DUMB CUNTS I HATE YOU ALL
LMAO

>>713431774
Feet are safe horny garbage. I wack it to tits and ass.

>>713435994
Simps have no shame you cannot defeat them in an argument.
>>713436675
>like stuff
>whores
>still like stuff
????? Nothing changed Anon. You're just obsessed with sluts while I am not.

>>713429228
8 more years of Milei.

>>713429164
damn this is basically Rape: The Videogame

>>713427968 (OP)
Next to that dumb point, the other points are valid(like you sis).

I dunno man, we all complain here that review scores are way too high nowadays, but "we" always bring up gamespot and complain they rate too low.

The focus on guns point is a legit good critique

>>713432732
Yeah, us adults play video games on more costly hardware. Thats what makes it adult.
60fps? What are you 16? 90fps? 20 or so? Oh at 1080p? Lol what are you 12?
I'm almost at 4k 120fps but I'm not 38 yet, so that sucks

>>713445637
I'm not getting it but you can already tell this game is going to have the actual soul that the e33 french fags were desperately trying to fabricate

>HURR DURR MUH TWO CAKES
fuck off

>>713427968 (OP)
I bet it’s something about motherhood that triggered this “male feminist.”

>>713429164
>>713429228
like fucking clockwork, holy shit

>>713429164
KOJIMA IS MY NIGGER

>>713429228
Certified culture war grifter