Thread 717175201

pretty derby

>>717175201 (OP)
Not a video game, sorry tranny

>>717175278
Kys Nintendo marketer

>>>/trash/
Not video games.

>>717175372
Insanely cute

>check in on club stats
>i have twice the amount of fans as the rest of the club
this club was supposed to be filled with autists what the fuck

do we really need 3 threads

>>717175865
You never lied on a job resume?

Rate Umas, NOW!

https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/sorting?group=raceoutfits&ver=ranksort

>>717175865
is it a /v/ club?

>>717175873
it's a general, they immediately make a thread once the other one dies

>>717175975
imagine saying to one of these girls that she's your "15th favourite" like whats the point

>>717175470
wtf is this real???

>>717175873
We need more. It's pushing shit rpg threads off the catalogue.

>>717175437
>>717175470
not a tendie, I just don't wanna see your gacha shit on /v/, sorry

>>717175372
Reminder: This is Urara's dad

>>717176173
tendie here
you are a nigger
UMAS stay because they are videogames
cry

>>717176173
Say whats actually wrong with it then because I guarantee I play WAY better video games than you. I'm playing factorio rn

>>717176264
BASED

When is the new event?

>>717176251
I bet he was proud of her.

>>717176264
wtf I love bing bing wahoo now?

>>717176290
I agree that factorio is a GAME and a good game at that, it's just that gachas are not video games, sorry
>>717176264
I know you are, tendie cuck

Do you listen to the green devil?

>>717176470
>it's just that gachas are not video games, sorry
Well you're wrong. Are you telling me halo and cawadoody is better than counter strike and tf2 because the latter has lootboxes? Obviously no. You don't know what this game is like. This is a Japanese hood classic.

>Daily Reset
>Club has a bunch of shoes ready to trade
>No one is donating shoes
Slackers.

I know some of you guy actually never skip the fanfares and the race intros, then you should also watch these kino JRA intros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kUb6-cVP3E
One of the fanfares is actually performed by professional top-tier musicians, while rests are by some random hobos. Can you guess which one?

>>717176513
im calling uma protective services, this is abuse

>tfw haru urara would die a virgin
How could we save her?

>>717176470
don't you have another pipe.webm thread to make
what is this shit

>>717176513
I am calling Rudolf to revoke your trainer license and to put you on Uma trials

>>717176609
Is that not every father's dream?

>>717176513
Are you winning tho?

>>717176789
I want grandchildren

>>717176264
>tendie is a gachanigger
color me shocked

>>717176826
that's what sons are for

>>717176513
oh no--
>Daiwa Scarlet
carry on

>>717176821
20% success chance?
SEND THAT SHIT

t.poe crafting addict whose brain has been distorted

>>717176795
>55 turns into a career
well he hasnt failed the objectives at least

what support cards for CM medium maruzensky?

It's a new day! Sunday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

der/v/ just freed up a slot

>>717176821
I understood this reference.

>>717176513
How many fans?

King owns every sprint race, as She should

>>717177315
Invite, onegai
492 824 642 341

Something Umamusume never covers is steeplechase race. Here is Nakayama Daishogai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV-s8ce3DSU
Sometime I wonder how much fucking stamina these steeplechase horses have. Running 4100m+ with uphill segments and obstacles doesn’t sound easy on your stamina.

I think that we should discuss Bakushin's kid

>>717175470
I started to like her after I saw the victory animation where she gets embarrassed because you saw her panties.

>>717176985
it's the miracle!

>>717177448
Post stats

>>717177501
By me.

>>717177448
Everyone is gonna have a refreshed Bakushin with 3 stars by tomorrow.

Is there a way to make custom races for only one Uma? Like having a one-Uma per player? Or a way to limit access to specific Umas like Haru or Sakura Bakushin?

>>717177217
>3 races later
>YOU ARE HEREBY BANISHED FROM OUR SSSSSS-RANK PEDIGREE FAMILY
>*kicks Urara out of the car while drivng through Kochi without ever slowing down*

>>717176609
It's crazy how people would bet on her, knowing she would lose, just to keep the ticket as a good luck charm.

>Add Teio to my medium group
>Winning Ticket suddenly starts only getting 2nd and first and Rudolf starts jobbing
What the fuck is going on?

>>717176609
Virgins get a guaranteed special place in heaven.

>>717177450
sent

>>717175975
TEI TEI O

>grinding sparks
>brain goes on autopilot
>accidentally start the debut race without changing style from Late Surger to Front
>gets boxed and loses
>run bricked

I can't do this shit no more man.

>60 pulls on curren banner
>no SSRs or curren
please... fucking please... just give me another sprinter that i can use that isn't halo or bakushin
i think i used up all my luck after getting bourbon in my first 10 pull

>>717176821
If it's not 100% or 0%, it's 50/50. This is the mind of the genius gambler.

>>717177581
I can't wait for her to release

>>717175372
Damn... AI slop is getting really good lately.

>>717176173
then use filters or dont browse /v/

>>717176251
how is that list ordered holy

>>717176839
>>717176470
yes
im a tendie and proud
I apologize for not being a HOMRAGGING FAGGOT snoy like you
I like cute anime girls and cute anime honses
get fucked

>>717178251
Japanese webdev folded 10000 times

>>717178274
Your post formatting stinks of brown hands.

>>717178019
When are you going to the racetrack, anon?

>>717178248
That can't be consistent

>>717178073
It's not AI.

>3 wins
>last one with awful mood
how is this king better than bakushin?

do trainers get punished if they tries to fuck their umas when they were still in their careers?
retired umas are one thing because they are essentially subhumans but how about the actual period when umas are assets?

>>717178414
NTR's trainer definitely fucked her during RTTT

>>717177620
Do we get another day of Bakushin Legend race? I need more to 3 star her.

>>717175975
Did it seriously need to be so long?

>mood awful
SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE???

>>717178356
1st,1st,2nd
she works pretty good in team trial sprints too

BOO

>>717178642
I ALWAYS win this race in my Golshi runs.

>>717178642
That's ok, I always get second there

Yeah Fuji as your trainer, you need to trust me there's no way your career can continue after that injury
Nah I know you've only had 5 races but trust me you NEED to retire so I can breed the fuck out of you before those start to sag

>>717178642
I purposefully go for that race with McQueen even though her goal is just to have fans.

wtf do these mean

>>717175201 (OP)
There are too many Turf horses, what do you mean Shartru Urara is my only Dirt racer?

>>717178796
Do you also go for the Senior Autumn Triple after the Tenno Sho (Autumn)?

>>717178796
last time I tried that this happened

>>717178846
unique talent level up, I think

>>717178846
it means you have to stop the ancient evil

>>717178874
El Condor is B in dirt. you have at least two.
I've also breeded Bourbon to have C in dirt aptitude. shes shit, but actually managed to place 1st two times.

>>717178642
this race is easy as fuck and I always run it with any horse that can run mediums and WIN
you niggas are seriously bad at this game

>>717178975
>>717179008
real? it says nothing happens

>>717178874
Most of the prestigious horses that the Umas are based off of competed on fancy-schmancy tracks in Japan. The exceptions are the Americans and the poor horses like Urara and Cup.

>>717179157
Do you think they smell uma farts since they are like egirl idols or some shit?

>>717175975
>Still no Global option
Can't rate fairly when you don't know 70% of the characters.

>>717175975
why do you need a test to know your favorite uma?
don't you have a functioning brain(penis)?

Do I do it? Is she even worth it once Guts is reworked?
I'd really like to get those free pulls to try to get Narita Taishin.

>>717179829
yes very worth it
do NOT

>>717179829
bricked

>>717179829
why the fuck would you trash your account like this
you're throwing away a MLB SSR card for what, 2 pulls? are you retarded?

>>717179047
its too early to waste skillpoints on navigation skills, and being boxed in here is a thing that happens often sadly

Oh...

>>717179982
It's 4 pulls, actually.
>>717180024
>>717179970
>>717179849
Guts fucking sucks what difference does it make? Even if you want Guts cards in the future I'll have the MLB Haru card from friend points by then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDu4koYDrt8&list=RDuDu4koYDrt8&start_radio=1

reminder that the size of the horse's knockers are directly proportional to the cock sizes of the irl counterparts.
>pic related

>>717180203
Cute retard honse

>>717180127
>2 left this month
That means you'd only get 2 for Taishin and 2 next month. Throwing away something you can't get back for literally 2 pulls.

Why is her head that big guys?

>>717180269
She is to inteligent

>>717180203
Meisho IRL had huge chest muscles.

>>717180269
Industry rule that oneesans should have a fat ass

>>717175975
That took forever.

>>717180203
What about the mares?

>>717180485
this mare is a cow and built

>>717180269
Don't believe the propaganda, her head is not that big

>>717180269
Wish I got her during my no-meta-knowing rolling. There more I saw her in scenes and story, the more she grew on me.

>>717180384
Ah, I got distracted while responding about her head...

>>717180485
but that's a cow

>>717180535
not wrong...

>>717180631
for me, his trainer
but her tits are bigger than her ass, anon

>accidentally reach A rank when trying to spark farm a 9 star stamina parent
>end up with 1 star speed spark

>>717180032
>try out Winning Ticket's career
>get 5th on this race
>get 4th on the next obligatory race
>get 2nd ON AN OP RACE
>fail Career due to lack of fans

I don't get it. I swear I've never had a career as disastrous as that one. It's not like her stats were all that bad, either first or second favourite in her races.

>>717180702
>>717180631
I'm literally not joking
all the weight went into her tits

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

>>717180631
>QoS edit
kys immediately

>>717180631
uhh pagpag-chan, this is not the blue archive thread.

They all have similar speed, MORE STAMINA, more power, and better recovery skills than this asshole's Winning Ticket and still somehow they lose.
Make it make fucking sense.

>>717177575
She's embarrassed because she got excited

I maxed out Kitasan Black (I'm a free player, started during that event) so what do I use these for? Do I just wait? I have plenty of horses atm

>>717181173
super creek rate-up soon

>>717181173
super creek support card banner is less than a week away. might get that as well. then save until january

>Slow metabolism the day before summer camp
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Just starting
>2 Sleep Deprived in a row
>Mood Down and Night Owl
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>717181230
>>717181212
oh cool I don't have her
she's good right?
Thanks

I've just spent two hours rerolling and got this with 3 pulls. Is this good enough?

>>717178971
Don't ever bet on Hopeful Stakes. Always get your fan count sorted before doing it.

>>717181173
how the hell do you have so much? I only have 6k after Kitasan.

>>717180203
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

>>717181173
Pick a horse you want to roll here and save for them
Meta banners worth rolling for is Seiun in a month. If you're really thirsting for supports and can't wait for Aoharu then do the Super Creep banner.

Falcon herself is a pretty great Dirt horse too and will be your Dirt god until Copano Rickey but she needs a ton of Turf inherits or else her career is hell.

>>717181326
uhhh...idk. I did get her pretty fast I guess. Just been saving up doing things.
>>717181364
Honestly I'm more of a "play with whats useful", I don't really care about the characters much. But a dirt horse would be nice, thanks. But yeah Super Creek could help this is, like, my best lineup atm
its my ONLY wit support card and its not levelled at all...

>>717181292
Pay $5 to a chink and get a MLB Kitasan account. Rerolling after Kitasan banner is worthless.
If you REALLY want to reroll then do so after Creek banner starts and go for multiple LBs on creek but Kitasan rerolls are still better.

>>717181281
her skill is one of, if not the, best recovery skill rn

>>717181507
Heck yeah. I tend to borrow her so...yeah.

>>717181483
wasn't reroll accounts being banned the other day

>>717181770
it was the botted ones if i remember correctly. and sold ones too

>>717181770
No, you don't get banned for buying accounts. They can't enforce or know who bought an account unless they start getting very aggressive about it like banning every account that has a login on China for example.

You WILL get banned for 3rd party tools, exploits, hacks and anything that fiddles with the game though.

>>717181864
Yeehaw.

Do mules exist in uma verse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWBvbMFNYwc

>>717181864
That's my waifuma.

>>717182132
donkeys are probably black people(see shrek) so mules are probably blasians and banned from umaing because they have that mbappe ass gene

Anyone still have the link for the support card tier list?

>>717182209
My husband.

>>717182390
>>717180828
I honestly just reset at about before 1st summer camp if my runs going to shit. feels like a getting a bad seed (as it happens in loads of rougelikes)

>have all of my miles, mediums, longs, and dirts covered with good runners and at least one primary debuffer
>the only sprinters i've got (that aren't already placed on dirt) are King Halo and Bakushin
do i just toss another debuffer on the sprint team even if they aren't a sprinter or do I pray to god that I can pull Curren before her banner leaves
i really like Taishin and her banner's upcoming but i already have so many medium and long runners that she'd just add to the pile

>>717182209
>>717182470
I want to pull her nipples

>>717182570
Air Groove can do Sprint

>>717175975
Holy kino.

Bubble Gum when?

>>717177890
>non-race wear
Do it again

>>717182668
in like 2 years

>>717182470
>>717182209
why doesn't this slut button up her tits?

>>717179827
Because I have no idea what upcoming umas look like? The test works to let me know what umas I actually want to pay real money for and which ones are too ugly to care.

>>717178016
big chungus

>>717178493
Seeking The Pearl looks like a HUGE hag

>>717182214
>donkeys are probably black people
ahem

>>717181173
Roll for umas obviously

>>717178062
made for BWC

>>717178016
Just use Air Groove dude

https://files.catbox.moe/2ky90s.mp4
fuck

>>717183204
You should ALWAYS use a Friendship card with her, she's a moody bitch.

>>717183204
The micro plastics have reached her brain, its time for the glue gun....

>>717182959
Donkeys are like, African American black, y'know, light brownish and listen to Kendrick and shit
Zebras are like Nigerian black, pitch darkness,tall, have that accent and is probably kinda Muslim or Christian

>>717183429
>Panicking
it should've said "Rushed"

>>717183403
>>717183405
Good points

>>717183405
>>717183403
it went down again

>>717183679
ARE YOU SERIOUS

>>717183724
just take the hint and play out the rest of the run in an Awful mood

>>717183773
I'm just so angry...

>>717183679
>>717183204
>>717183724

>>717183724
stop, she's already dead

>>717183807
>>717183802

>>717183724
>>717183679
makveen...

>>717182390
My first Rice Shower run had several single digit percentage failures even before the fucking debut race, she got saddled with several migraines, slow metabolism and slacker. I thought this was a cursed run but she somehow won it despite me giving hope and half assing it the last months. I'm still not sure how it happened.

>>717183724
Bro. Just do it.

Are breeding and using sparks polar opposites?

Guides are telling you to use blue sparks to cover secondary or tertriary attitudes.
But in order to get good blue sparks you have to pick good sparks for your primary attribute to bring it to 1200.

Is it better to stack sparks in your primary attributes early, so you can use 9 spark umas to cover your tertiary attributes later on?

who gens the best uma pics??

Is it true that the trainer umapyois the fuck out of Tazuna and Aoi if you complete their dating events?

>>717183724
SHE'S A MOODY BITCH

USE A FRIENDSHIP CARD

How the FUCK am I supposed to get this Curren bitch enough fans to make it to legendary

>>717183724
I just had a bad run with her and now she just lost the debut race on the second one. McQueen is cursed today I guess

>>717175201 (OP)
Are there any horses that can kill me? I need to know who to save for.

>>717184634
G1

>>717184485
I'm new I don't know WHAT THAT IS
>>717184642
Truly...
>>717184125
yeah...

>>717184715
Any of them, technically. They are strong.

>>717184351
Completing Tazuna's date events can grant the skill Focus which if you say it wrong sounds like fuck us so I'd say that's conclusive

>>717184715
all of the uma are superhuman strong, but if one stands out in the "could crush you easier than others", it's gentildonna
she demonstrated her strength by casually compressing steel ball with her hands (that other superhuman uma couldn't), some calculated the force to be around 1.5 million ton
for the record, human average grip strength would be around 55kg

>>717184754
>I'm new I don't know WHAT THAT IS
Tazuna/Aoi

>>717184608
>>717184513
>famous trainer from rich family of acclaimed trainers
>immediately latches on to (You), a nobody ass trainer, because you graduated in the same year as her
she just wanted to fuck, didn't she?

>>717184939
I don't have that

>>717184754
Kiryuin or tazuna cards. they help with mood, failure chance, etc.

>>717184754
Any of these support cards are friendship cards.
only like 2 of them are actualyl in the game as of now btw

>>717175987
No I’m not nearly sweaty enough for a /v/ club

>>717185038
>>717184995
ah thanks but I'm low on support cards

rice shower rape

>>717184992
you get aoi guaranteed in the tutorial roll retard

guys help, I've spent so much time grinding out my sprint, dirt and mile team I completely forgot how to train long, I keep bricking with 700 speed and stam

>hot spring event with Condor
>somehow she's still wearing her mask while taking a bath
>"hmm they probably forgot it was here, oh well no big deal"
>pic related seconds later
Kek they got me good

>>717184916
>powercreep even in lore
dumb

>>717183204
>>717183679
>>717183724
>in a great mood for the moment
>in a bad mood in the next moment
This isn't horse game. This is woman game.

>>717185172
oh ok there's no search system I can find so

>>717185224
it really is

You make fun of hors but you could see something silly in the next second that would put you in a horrible mood too

>>717185205
>would be assertive and do freaky shit with the mask on
>melts at your touch with the mask off
they have something good going on here

>>717175975
I need a drink after this.

>>717185212
rela life gentil is a mare with considerable strength known to push even other race horses around, so that become her main trait in uma musume
also the only mare that real life goldship is afraid of

>>717185328
oowww. FUCK there is a bird CHIRPING outside of my window!!! MOOD DOWN

>>717185427
Yeah, but not even close to that extent. That's just dumb. What's the point if they just make them gods instead of horses?

>>717185378
it's a good bit

YOU BIG HEADED WHORSE, YOU CAME IN 6TH, WINNING TICKET WAS 1ST. FUCK OFF

>>717185491
>What's the point if they just make them gods instead of horses?

>>717185378
It's well known that masks are a powerful psychological tool

Speed 3 star, and no 3 star legacies, but at least it can proc some nice URA white sparks

>>717185557
>Granblue
Yeah, it was a fun joke.

>>717185570
grats

>>717185491
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy

who gens the best uma pics??

Umas you'd like to be raped by?

>>717185657
idk, this guy?
https://x.com/xdivinationx

>>717185640
When am I supposed to laugh?

>>717184916
>>717185113
That'll do it. Guess I'm saving for a year or however long it takes.

>>717177575
take ur meds

>>717185764
Mayano Top Gun

>>717185434
some of the mood down story make sense
>wake up headache one day, mood down
>precious pet went missing and had to go find it on her own, mood down
some were a bit silly
>mcqueen had headache one day and refused to go to infirmary because that would harm her pride as a mejiro, mood down
>taiki shuttle is on cleaning duty, suddenly remember that her friends are playing games, she wanted to join but is cleaning, mood down
some should have been a mood up but is actually a mood down
>vodka saw her favourite bike, she loved it so much, she admired it too long she was late to the training, mood down
>rice shower found a book collection she always wanted to read, she was ecstatic she marathon'd the series in one go, late to training, mood down
most were outright stupid, cute, cut still stupid
>rice shower mood down because she saw YOU slip and fell
>winning ticket mood down because the chalk she was using to write blackboard with broke into small piece
>el mood down because she felt jet lag after 2 years of moving
>opera mood down because a fan wanted her autograph but opera already handed all her stock of autographs earlier
>rice mood down because opera said hi to her once and rice went into full schizo mode over her reply
>super creek mood down because she couldn't find someone to spoil

mambo

>>717185764
Doto.
half way through it would somehow turns into me raping her because thats how much of a fucking failure she is

>>717185764
why are you such a sexual predator?

>>717185378
Now what?

>>717185924
>rice shower mood down because she saw YOU slip and fell
to be fair that fits with her perpetual belief that she's some kind of bad luck object

>>717185963
Rude!

>>717186053
hot

>>717185924
>rice shower mood down because she saw YOU slip and fell
I mean that's real though. I'd be in a real awful mood if I saw someone I like take a bad fall since I'd be too worried about them to worry about training.

>>717185963
>>717186065
>implying that it is a bad thing
man i WISH i could rape doto

>>717185924
I assume some of the mood downs from "good things" which cause them to miss practice is them regretting having neglected training and not only causing trouble for themselves but also for (You).

>>717186162
stop falco bullying

>>717186149
whats the appeal?

>>717186053
i'd tell her to make the fucking lewdest face imaginable

>>717185931
Omatsuri

>>717186283
>>717185931
Mambo is just a chink meme, it's not part of her story.

>>717185924
>>winning ticket mood down because the chalk broke
its...just...chalk...

>>717186086
MY EMPEROR

>>717186361
Who cares? She's cute, her VA is great which is why the memes exist to begin with and she has a memorable design.

>>717186361
What's her name then

what's under her mask? Some fucked up burnt scars?

Does your country have a famous horse?

I seem to be getting worse at this game as I go

>>717186467
umamusume A

>>717186367
Have you seen Winning Ticket's stories?

>>717186454
matikane tannhauser
yes
i memorized it

>>717186454
ei ei ei mun

Is LB1 Teio or MLB Halo better?

>>717186162
What does Suzuka see in Spicaman?

>>717186526
no i skipped them for the carats but i beat her career twice

>>717186454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKPcbQMt8tA

560kg

>>717185781
not sex enough

>>717185227
I honestly hate that. We are missing a lot of QOL features like search systems

Tannhäuser

>>717185038
>rudolf support card
Wait does that mean you'll date and fuck Rudolf despite not being her trainer?
Who's that on S rank, another horse? Why is she so good?

>>717185378
>want to have gentle sex with her mask off
>Grass Wonder bursts out of the closet and says "the mask stays on"

>>717186651
More than anything else, he understands that umas run best when they run how they want to run. Instead of trying to make umas run how he wants them to run, he tries to help them run the best that they can according to how they run.

>>717181173
Super Creek is good. Also if you are interested in Meta.

>>717186929
Fuck you nigga you're running pace chaser

>>717186664
Her emotions are always at a 12/10 and a penchant for symbolism. She finds ants work ethic she comes across as admirable to the point of tears. It's hard to watch TV with her because she's already drawn in before anything happens.

Basically she would cry if she saw a nice sunrise outside her window or if her roomie dutifully fixes her bed every morning.

>>717186367
some mood down story I find stupid, but some I find endearing (still stupid)
>curren took a hike into the middle of nowhere mountain for her umastagram pictures (which she really, really like), suddenly realise she had to walk back, mood down
>goldship having schizo episode one day and screaming about imminent alien visit, mood down

>>717186361
I don't care and will continue to call her Mambo.

>>717186929
it still feels weird how so many other stories have you encouraging umas to run the way they want to and then you do bakushin's where you're basically gaslighting/tard wrangling her the whole time

Just wanting to let Whales and Dolphins know when Christmas Oguri Cap shows up in December. Absolutely get her as she is as huge as Kitasan Black in the Uma category. Plus if you missed out on her for the selector she is really good at Dirt racing as well.

>>717187362
I don't care. I don't like Oguri Cap so I won't be pulling.

how do i activate that one event with director where she offers either some carrots or like shoes or something? Getting BOFA from this event is always nice

>>717187328
Different scenario writers perhaps?

>>717187010
I am yeah
ty

Just had a great Teio run where she somehow managed to avoid getting boxed in on one of her Triple Crown races
Seriously, normally She'd be pushing +200 on every stat and completely job somewhere down the line. Why is she like this?

>>717185810
3 years at the very least

>>717187480
Different trainer, more like. Oguri Cap's trainer is canonically an old dude.

>>717187480
Hair down Bakushin is cute...

>>717187362
If you're a retard you'll waste all your carats on that banner.
You'd be wise to wait and save until the month after for the Smart Falcon banner where you can pity pull for Christmas Oguri and whatever 3 stars that came before.

I'm so hungry right now that I could eat a horse

>>717187362
smart falcon super rate-up event is literally 2 weeks after Christmas Oguri. You would be a retard to waste your carats on Oguri.

>>717187702
Wait are we talking about Universal Banner?

What is a Smart Falcon?

>>717187980
a horse

>>717187980
Falcon Punch!

If you're based and heterosexual you'll roll on the summer banner.

>>717187980
A falcon that's really smart

>>717186929
Spicaman is unironically just a luckshitter that managed to grab group of savant genius umas, technically speaking Gold Ship is the true leader of the group

If you paypigged you should go directly to /vg/ imo. No drama but it's impossible to have genuine conversation/ in house races with paypigs interjecting

>>717188167
poor person alert.

say her name

>have twice as much stamina and speed as the rival for the race
>makes up more than a 15 length difference in the last spurt alone
I know you're supposed to lose but its annoying when the game cheats so fucking blatantly

>>717188126
Shut up, Gold Ship.

I'm afraid of pelvic fracture.

>>717188167
/vg/ is f2p sweatlords running 3+ runs every day, metafagging a phone game that actively discourages grinding.
I can't relate to them just because I put up 7 bucks for a carat pack.

>>717187231
>tummy
>underboob

>>717188304
They really don't want you to win certain races which is quite stupid

>>717187480
>lier

where da /v/ clubs yo


I need to join one of you losers, I don't trust normalnig clubs that are literally incapable of trading shoes.

Can someone spoon-feed me on the best way to get non sprint shoes

>>717188457
>that actively discourages grinding.
I have no idea how people can always be so confidently wrong

why are they so big ?

>>717188552
uma hormones

>>717188552
She's a Holstein

Who's the uma (you)'re waiting for the most?

>>717188520
run non-sprints...?

>>717188476
>play El Condor Pasa race
>gets depressed and cries because she didn't beat Special Week hard enough in the Japanese Derby (she won by 4L from the 2nd place, Spechan was in 4th)
>beats Suzuka next race
>ends up in the emergency room and gets depressed again

Doesn't this green bitch knows what being boxed means? If she doesn't know why she keeps talking about the wrong shit?

>>717188552
it's probably just the way she brushes them, then the saddle ornaments make them bunch out wider

>>717188520
stop playing bakushin

>>717188642
narita brian

>>717188609
ushi*

>>717188551
Not use to gachas but bless them. They're not use to rogue-lites either. Its easy to tell who has more legitimate complaints and just ones from inexperience.

>>717188642
Mambo

>>717188654
she never lost a race so she's just making up tips on the spot

>>717188642
The Flower

>>717188457
>7 bucks
The best deal on there is 20 bucks why lie?

>>717188642
the scary one

>Teio's birthday is april 20th
Hmm...

>>717188654
She'll box you good.

>>717188847
The daily pack is $7

>>717188873
yo thats hitlers birthday!!

>>717188509
I cant help but imagine a bunch of degenerate trainers trading their trainees used shoes between each other to sniff

>>717187619
kitahara jones is at the prime of his life

>>717188965
Cute NPC

>>717180038
IRL haru does not give a fuck about anything other than eating and sleeping, and sometimes playing with the other horses, unless you have food she almost always actively avoids and tries to ignore people, even going to turning around and facing a wall rather than facing a person, well unless they have food to give her...

>>717188509
Too late we're full

>>717188642
Unironically the vtuber looking, Mary Sue uma

>>717188847
there are many good deals there
the 20 bucks
the 7 bucks
and the 13 bucks which should be saved for the time when you're REALLY desperate to reach pity

>>717188551
There's a hard limit to how much you can race a day and a slowly regenerating soft limit on how many careers and team trials you can run.
The roll currency income isn't bad but you basically have no power over it, about 90% of it will always come from what they send to your inbox regardless of whether you're a dead last log in daily guy or a graded chanmi winner in a top club. It barely gives out any rewards for the extra effort, it's only worth grinding for wankery pretty much which is fine.
>>717188847
Wrong.

>>717188642
Summer Maru and Spe

>>717189057
Kick some mayo boy out and let me in!

>>717188642
The one that releases tonight.
I want any and all End Closers.

>>717188642
My giant future wife

>>717175201 (OP)
golshi needs protein to lift heavy

>>717189075
Would you call a cartoon drawing of Messi or Jordan a Mary Sue too?
She's a winner, plain and simple.

>>717189075
>every triple crown winner has a royal design
>the one horse that broke rudolf's record look like it could debut for hololive
she should look like a god, what the fuck is that menhera design

>>717189273
what the FUCK

>>717188642
Already saving for Eishin Flash. I'll have 150k carats by January, believe it.

>>717188642
Durandal, Duramente

>>717189313
Umas eat meat...

>>717189273
i can't believe someone drew it, still makes me laugh

>got the hot spring ticket
i dont care that the stamina is shit
anyway, guess the sparks

>>717189326
>only want tamamo
Surely I can secure 30k carats in 4 months right?

>>717189290
Depending on how they were depected in and adapted to the fiction, yes.

>>717189313
they're opportunistic omnivores

>>717188457
>metafagging a phone game that actively discourages grinding.
Happens here too. Anyways, the real problem is that thread moves too fast

>>717189189
>>717189326
I like Narita from what I've seen, but not enough to NOT get Creek card.

>>717189240
>>717189243
>>717189326
I found my people.

>>717188642
i'm only looking forward to tamamo cross and twin turbo

>>717188642
There are way too many fucking umas I want and as a f2p is basically impossible to get them all unless I get extremely lucky or start paypigging (Seiun, Cafe, Fuji, Akebono, Eishin, Narita) and that's just off the top of my head

>>717189296
They want her to be the face of the franchise moving forward so her design is meant to be safe and having general broad appeal to japs, designs like Symboli or Orfevre are cool but way too niche for jap audiences.

>>717187480
The careers in-game are loosely based on the actual horses' careers, life, etc hence why the narrative tone may vary a lot among them.
>Won 11 out of 12 Sprint races. The only one he lost was won by Nishino Flower (which is why she appears in her career)
>Ran 9 Mile races, lost ALL of them. It was pretty much proved that the horse was a specialized sprinter but simply wasn't built for anything longer
>Literally called fucking Bakushin (dash, rush)

>>717189313
There's no such thing as a vegetarian, only predators that are bad at hunting moving things.
Large herbivores eat small animals to suplement nutriants.
Building bones out of bones is easier than buildign bones out of grass and tree bark

>>717189457
>not SS+ speed
1 star hex

>>717189443
I have overly long sleeves fatigue

>>717189462
If you don't have 30k in 4 months, you can wait almost another month for the all rate up banner.

>>717189570
I only have 6k gems there's no way I'd pull Super Creek regardless and the green devil is on the banner too making it even shittier to pull on so I will go for a horse. I've yet to pull for any horses yet.

>>717189326
>>717189243
>>717189591
I want to get fattened by her

>>717189808
:(

>>717189697
I would call Spe a "safe" design, I don't get the same vibe here, she still stands out even before I knew her background.
They just choose to make her [cuter] than [cooler], that's it.

First ever run with Tachyon. She's strong as shit, wish I got Gourmand this run but all I got was hints for hydrate.

>>717189697
I don't get how this design is so controversial here. In fact, it looks rather pleasing. Could have a little less small elements and other details, however. Like, lose the multi-coloured petticoat mess and the sleeve ribbons.

>>717189296
I'm not a fan either, a bit too much going on even though the colours are nice, also don't like the way they made her eyes stand out, Almond has some bewitching eyes but they were deep and dreamy beyond just being shiny, the in game ones are just obnoxious. But it's probably what the other anon said

>>717189948
ouch

>>717189948
bakushin properly next time

>>717190092
The blue on the hair + the eyes is just overkill

>>717175201 (OP)
SHITTY Derby

>>717182959
geographically speaking donkeys would be more like Mediterranean with a slight dash of spainish and mexican.
So like a little brown, but no subhuman, also another thing about donkeys is that they form really really intense emotional/social bonds and are far more protective to what they believe is they're family, as a result they actually make for very good guard animals for protecting birds, sheep, horses, ect. they also have a much much stronger bite strength than horses and can actually carry animals just slightly smaller than then with their mouth its scary They don't get along with dogs unless raised with them because like alot more wild hooved animals instinctively see canines as predators.
Also donkeys are fucking LOUD and they often express there happiness and everything else alot more audibly than horses.

>>717186734
180 _m

>>717189697
her porn is pretty good, i have no complaints

>>717189994
Yeah but nobody liked Spe and she got shitcanned pretty quick, Ai is a lot more dialed up in a lot of areas, she is meant to stand out as much as possible and not blend in like Spe

>>717189697
this design is evil by nature

>>717190365
Normal height for an uma

>>717190352
I guess you could say he's a nice ass

>>717189994
>>717190140
>Her character design might be inspired by other idol “AIs” (Ai and Eye have the same pronunciation):
>Ai Hoshino from Oshi no Ko, especially the starry eyes design. Also, her nickname “The perfect, ultimate 9-dimensional idol” came from the lyric of Oshi no Ko’s first anime opening, Idol (“You are the perfect, ultimate idol.”) The reference is too obvious, they aren’t trying to hide.
>Kizuna Ai, one of the first Vtuber, who also wears a big ribbon.
fucking grim

>>717188126
>>717186929
You also gotta remember that he's the only person that sees them as horses first, girls second, so he understands them at a deeper level than people who treat them as athletes.

>China takes basketball
>Japan takes baseball
>Japan takes horse racing
>snow countries all share hockey
Don't worry burgers, you'll always have hand egg. Nobody wants that shit.

>>717190658
Our horses would SMOKE JP horses

>>717190412
>Yeah but nobody liked Spe

>>717190527
It's the obvious conclusion to make a character with "eye" in their name to have an eye that stands out.

>>717190658
My cute daughter
Black Tide

>>717186734
my wife

>>717190880
what are those white puffy clouds?

>>717190264
Yeah, I can get that. For some reasons Japanese gacha/games have been lately infested with characters with multi-coloured hair stripes. Almond eye looks alright to me because that particular light blue is quite pleasing to my eye. And probably also because for her it's not stripes but the whole "background" colour of her hair. Even though that covers a larger area than just stripes it actually looks better to me.

>>717190884
>t.

>>717190527
welp that blows

>>717190961
fungus, she has a cordyceps infection

>>717190738
Yeah
American Horses have higher highs than Japanese ones on average, but due to the way the American Triple Crown is structured, American horses destroy themselves MUCH faster than any other race horse.

I woke up remember that one anon yesterday that whaled to get Goldship to 3 star.

Daily reminder to all anons that we are DAYS from the Goldship event to begin.

>>717190527
Vtubers won

>>717191090
Isn't it just a different discipline as well, like dirt is the standard on the US but it's turf in Japan because of the UK? Horses that can win big on separate continents seem rare.

>>717191091
What is going to happen? Also post your goldship deck

>>717190527
NL bully tourists aren't welcome here.
We're fun having wubbies here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1mekf6f/northernlions_vs_wubbys_reaction_to_the_umamusume/

I do not care for the overdesigned horses that come out later.

>>717190527
>anon posts a shitty fan theory
>people start taking it seriously
Is this place low IQ or what?

>>717191323
Nigga /v/ IS the lowest IQ board.

>>717191303
Please care about Windy

>>717189273
kek original webm always makes me laugh
>>717189378
I wish somebody draws one with the drafthorse that kicks the dumb goose trying to intimidate him, or that one failed breeding attmpt where a female horse 1 hit KOs a male trying to mate with her while her child is nearby and panicked.

>>717191259
fuck off, nigger

>>717191259
>talks about tourists
>posts a reddit link
tragic...

>>717191323
the designers were low IQ too, so it's fair

11 turns until the fall tenno sho. What does she NEED?

>>717191091
REMINDER THAT YOU NEED 5 MILLION FANS WITH GOLSHI TO COMPLETE THESE MISSIONS.
DO GOLSHI RUNS.

>>717191259
I thought it was funny.

>>717188654
Tokino Minoru(irl Tazuna) died undefeated, so Tazuna doesn't understand defeat.

>>717191625
More speed and power.

>>717191656
oh fuck

>>717191656
OHHHHHHHHH SHIT

>>717190412
>Yeah but nobody liked Spe
Not quite right. She's good, but not great.

>>717191656
5 millions? Jesus christ that's a lot.

Rate my taste
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/wLKfnvCZxqTWPFBVKbkB

I sorted it according to how the outfits look rather than personality

>whys is this creep always staring into the camera
>look up horse's biography
oh

>>717191625
>no maestro
its over

>>717191656
i might just use her for my spark farming runs then

>>717191903
redpill me
no idea who that horse is

>>717191863
>suzuka picture
>shes actually 22nd
i feel betrayed.

>>717191656
How long is the event?

>>717191656
Goldshi time then

Does Suzuka love her Spic trainer?

Your first hot springs uma will always be your wife, sorry, I don't make the rules.

>>717192025
She jobs against when compared to modern designs, I'm sorry...

>>717192079
Watch the anime

>>717191863
The unplayable French umas are insanely sexo

>>717191992
>Her tendency to stare into cameras whenever they are around frequently leads Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet to actually team up and rescue her. Daiwa Scarlet acts like her mother during her scenario.
>The real reason why she wants to appear in the camera so frequently is probably revealed by the words she said in the official website: “please don’t forget me.” Aston Machan, being one of the youngest horses to pass away among all horses that were adapted to horse girls, might have some memories from her past life. She doesn't want to be forgotten by the fans (you) again. So she constantly stares at “you”, the one behind the camera, to get your attention.
poor little fella

>>717191656
wait, I heard you have to get 5 mil fans *during* the event period to complete the mission?

>>717192089
I'm blessed.

>>717189697
>They want her to be the face of the franchise moving forward
lol
lmao

>>717191656
Just upgraded the Sashimi girl (the brown girl in a power card). I'm ready to train goldshi

Sashimi + Creek + Fine motion (1lb) + Kitasan + ???? + ????
Please help me with my Goldship deck

>>717191196
Yup
US is Dirt Land, due to all the...dirt.

Is any of this usable?

>>717192195
holy shit

>>717177448
King is dogshit

>>717192204
It's over for casuals.

>>717192247
you have killer wit cards, time to get witpilled

>>717188642
Doto

>>717192089
I dont even remember eho it was
Skipped the whole scene

>>717192373
same

>>717192195
>>717191903
thanks for the context. I had the same thought yesterday

>>717192089
>I'm married to Rudolf
I barely see her in a sexual light, I don't know how we'll have uma children

>>717192350
I hate wit
Alsway bring it to D then let it sit there

>>717192441
>saved the thumbnail
who's gonna be glue????

>>717192478
Is this ai?

I NEED AN A RANK CLUB TO JOIN, FUCK

>>717192247
Brain Daiwa = One of the best wit cards in the game
Power Amazon = One of the best power cards period.
Stamina Mayano = One of the best stamina cards in the entire game, she's still relevant 4 years later in JP
Stamina Manhattan Cafe = one of the best cards in the game
Power Mihonno Bourbon = One of the only decent power cards in the game right now, front runner focused tho
Wit Tachyon = Great debuffer card for the upcoming event, practically a must-use
Speed Eissin Flash = A superb late speed card for the appropiate style horse.
Speed Sweep Tosho = literally mandatory in every deck, yes, mandatory. It's that good.
Wit Marvelous Sunday = One of the best Wit cards in the game, better than Wit Daiwa even.
Wit Nice Nature = great debuffer support for the upcoming event.
Speed King Halo = Great support for sprinters
Friendship Kyriun = Great for moody bitches like Mcqueen.

>>717192478
Just adopt Teio

>>717192089
>Married to Vodka
Do I get invited into the threesome with Daiwa?

>>717192554
No, This is AI
>>717189697
>>717189075

>>717192554
yes

>>717191303
chad

>>717192481
you'll learn to love wit, in time.
level marvelous, tachion and scarlet SR wits then bring them with your best 3 speed cards and prepare to have your mind blown.

>>717192079
Yes he's literally me

>>717175975
Why do you nigs always do this sorter without clicking the Race Outfit options?

>>717192195
Cool.

>>717192612
But isnt it the dupes what makes it good or bad?

>>717192225
Lucky bastard, I've been fishing for the Overlord since release and she hasn't even dropped so far

>>717192624
>Teio
Isn't she going to rape me? That isn't daughter material

>>717192089
Makes sense. A first-rate trainer isn't going to be first-rate if they walk away halfway through.

>>717192481
>Alsway bring it to D then let it sit there
You aren't suppose to actively train wit you low IQ retard.
Whenever you notice wit training would be better than restin, you wit train. That should naturally give you at least 500+ Wit
If not, then you're training WRONG

>>717191656
Fuck. Gotta go fuck with Gold Shit, then.

>>717192802
i did though. are you retarded?

>>717192653
>that top 5
Insanely based

>>717192828
You play with whatever you're handed.

>>717175975
thank fuck i saved mine because im not doing that shit twice, took like 20 minutes

>>717192942
I'm Black.

>>717192204
Here are a few of the missions.
it's 5,600,000 fans with Golshi specifically BUT also the same amount during the event (with any number of Umas).
The marked the last one because it's also kinda notable, if a character has like 8-14 main missions, it still means you have to clear like 20-30 campaigns or so.
Technically you can wait and do everything at once (since Golshi fans = total fans for mission = mission clear count).

>>717192653
Red pill me on No Reason, why is she such a cool looking samurai?

>>717175975
I used the regular 1 on 1 setting. Rating each horse individually from G to SS feels a bit boring and arbitrary to me.

>>717193152
>why is she such a cool looking samurai?
No Reason

>>717193108
ah, I see! that makes sense.

>>717193161
>dream is to win the Derby
>doesn't have unique vocals for "Winning the Soul"
Cute Ticketo though

I like the school outfits

>>717193175
I love Gran Alegria

TACOS TACOS BURRITOS

>>717193108
>no carats
>barely any star pieces

>>717193192
Carlos....

>>717193243
look at my daughter go!

>>717193340
We get like 5640 for logging in during the event

request shoes plz

Since the thread is about to archive, let me make an important announcement:

Orfevre has a scat fetish.

Than you for listening.

>>717193340
we get a login bonus AND free daily pulls for the duration of the event

Thank your local goldshi

>>717193416
Why Not Groovy?

>>717177448
>>717192336
King Halo is King.

>>717193579
Why...?

>>717193340
I didn't screenshot everything, if you clear all missions you get a bunch of freebies but mostly importantly 2 SR tickets and Golshi star pieces, if you like Late/End then getting Golshi to 3 stars is very good, only 3 star umas can pass down their Unique skill via legacy (they can't generate a spark of their unique skill if they're 1 or 2 stars).
Also there's login bonuses like >>717193590 said.

>>717193689
No reason

>>717191091
My body has never been more ready.