Thread 715026395

The Protagonist

>>715026395 (OP)
enter

>>715026395 (OP)
BA mogs horse sluts

>>715026395 (OP)
Threadly reminder not to molest fillies.

Do umas have big feet or small feet

>>715026453
I just play both.

>>715026395 (OP)
>Uma musume

What??? They made an anime about monkey head soup?

Jannies don't like coomer OPs

>>715026395 (OP)
this is essentially zoophillia btw.

>>715026538
Gacha addict

>>715026395 (OP)
>character is based on male horse
>doesn't have a giant horse cock

make it make sense

>Fantastically cruising through careers all yesterday
>Every career today is a flop
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>715026569
Umas are sexually compatible with humans and have human-level intelligence

Black Kitasan when?

>3rd favorite in every race she's been in
>4th at best in all of them
king halo's career is just a tour of suffering, huh

>>715026651
7 days

Have you shattered some poor uma's lifelong hopes and dreams with your stand today?

this guy slaps your uma's ass, how would you respond?

Biwa soon.

>>715026730
Watch as he explodes into gory paste after my uma kicks him

>>715026789
Loser

>>715026730
I challenge him, and risk the slam. Not gonna let this fuck drop her mood.

>>715026730
Big mistake

>>715026715
>Not a bestiality video
what a way to let us down, anon

>>715026715
I love the part when they all start waving

>>715026395 (OP)
Golshi doesn't wear bloomers though.

>>715026730
>slaps
>not SLAMS
Get that imposter outta here.

I just started the game and pulled Gold Ship on my beginning roll. Did I win the game?

>>715026961
You shouldn't roll for runners...

Horse.

>>715026641
gold ship is a horse irl, you can’t hide this fact.

>>715026991
huge horse testicles

it really grinds my fuckin gears when goal races happen during summer camp

>>715026961
that's insanely rare. sell your account.

>>715026985
I didn’t roll for anything, I just started and the retard blessed me.

Rice Shower is the fucking villain in this game

>ura semifinal
>teio
>Pace chaser
>speed 543
>stamina 512
>power 433
>guts 397
>wit 396
>no clocks
Give it to me straight. On a scale of teioh fuck to teiokay, how fucked am I?

>>715026991
Imagine how many millions of dollars of premium Golshi cum are in those balls

Horse cock

imagine being haru's trainer

>>715026804
Finally some fucking cooch.

So support cards are basically make or break in this game? How do you get them besides pulling?

>>715026453
Its literally over for BA

the girls need stronger and thicker legs

Horse testicles

>Haru hates pickles
BASED

>>715027051
For me it's getting 3 races with only 1 training day between all of them.

>>715027208
No, that's a nasty strategy, but smart.

This is why BA keeps winning then. They are proactive.

>2/2 perfect runs so far with Bakushin and Daiwa Scarlet
This game is EZ lmao.

>>715026789
we're fapping to blow our load to Kitasan Black

>>715027208
No one gives a shit about those grifter videos

What's the dual dirts
What races do I need to complete for it to count as completing the dual dirts

Scrumptious horse chocolate donut

>>715027221
fuck off gaylord

post her radar webm

>>715027258
based.

>>715027343
Shame all the horse chocolate us usually AI generated
https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/99591174

Bro how common is failing to get to the final race in career mode holy shit

>>715026608
she does

>>715027353
>still have typical twig legs despite running and training constantly

>>715027313
Do we even know if those exist yet?

>>715027482
Don't care, be a fag somewhere else, assfucker.

>>715026535
you can see their respective shoe sizes

>>715026730
I'll get the shovel.

>>715027472
I don't know about failing to get to it, but after three attempts, I've failed the final race twice.

>tenno sho (spring)
what horse has this in their career? this is the only mission left for the free 3* ticket

I thought the yakuza had a ban on lewds for Ume Musume?

>>715027353
Sir Gaylord was a based horse though.

>>715027564
No.

>>715027583
Gold Ship or Top Gun.

>>715027185
I can't bring myself to hurt this girl even in a fantasy.

>>715026730
>slaps
one job

Should I jump into S3 first or Cinderella Gray after the movies?
I haven't heard many good things about S3 overall so I'm tempted to just leave it for last

>>715027185
that was not funny fuck you

>>715027565
why did they decide that shoe size was important enough information to put behind a level 4 bond unlock

>>715026730
Ignore him because he and his game are already completely irrelevant

>>715026730
Well, it's obviously an accident. He even said it was an honest mistake. My uma and I are very forgiving, don't pretend like you've never made a mistake, Anonymous. Let's just hope he's more careful and minds his step in the future!

>>715027565
Which one has the biggest feet

>>715026395 (OP)
glue

>>715027086
You're perfect for her

>>715027583
I kept getting game over at tenno sho spring with Goldship, a bit of a difficulty spike.

>>715027565
I'm half an inch shorter than a fictional horse girl

Today I learned that retired race horses will sometimes join Chuckwagon teams, and keep racing. Which four umas would you want for your wagon?
For me, it's Teio, Pasa, Golshi, and Amazon.

>>715027204
Yes. Events and club. Remember LB SR > non-LB SSR.

>>715027185
You are genuinely pathetic if you can convince your Uma to have sex with you. The only one that would require trickery is Bakushin

>>715026395 (OP)
Posting this on every Uma thread until I stop getting goosebumps from the ult animation and first person view camera.

>>715027757
Not a bad season, but the expectations were too high after season 2 and Kita is too much of a winner in life for season 3 to work.

Any open clubs looking for members? Kinda forgot this is a thing and now I heard you get carrots from being in one

should i start playing now and build up my gacha currency for kitasan black? or should i wait until her banner drops and reroll on it until i get two copies?

>>715028060
*can’t convince

What's the best way to get skill points? Just luck out on support card events?

>Discovered the Urara cheat
>Finally get best girl to win URA final
Sick of playing it fair

>>715027495
Yes, it's like the triple crowns, it just means you have to complete two specific races I just don't know which ones and the game never tells you.

>>715027994
I hope you are kidding, anon. Or at least that you are a woman.

>>715027757
>Should I jump into S3 first or Cinderella Gray after the movies?
You meant to type S1 there?
I would say yeah watch S1, it's not the most exciting start but it gets better, and mostly importantly, it leads into S2.

S1 > S2 > Road to the Top > movie (Beginning of a New Era) > Cinderella Gray > S3

That's my recommendation, CinGray will be the longest show because it's a manga adaptaiton, so you can watch S3 after you catch up, that way you don't burn out.

>>715028149
Races give the most skill points provided you can win them

>>715027208
Wait a minute, isn't this illegal

>>715028067
I need this little osaka creature

>>715028115
>should I get more things to roll with or less

>>715028149
Wit training
Train with the Director
Pick the 3rd option during New year events
Spam races

>>715027994
well as a certified manlet no woman, uma or otherwise, would ever love you

if it makes you feel better most people are shorter than the actual horses these girls are based on, some of them are monsters

>>715028180
creek would be proud

>>715026623
I won my first career with Rice today, feels good. I think I finally learned how to consistently win with medium/long race horses, now I gotta focus on giving them better sparks.

>>715026395 (OP)
>>715027565
Big, stinky uma feet..

>>715028216
Gaben didn't do anything about it so it's legal. It's their loss if other companies didn't think about it first.

>>715028246
short kings ride the horses, the umas would like him

>>715027994
>a man on a horse is both physically and spirtually taller than other men

>>715028219
more doesn't necessarily mean I'm guaranteed to get it, especially since I'll be joining so late

>>715027363
eww

>>715028181
damn, didn't know that

>>715027994
That means your closer to the height to actually be a jockey and ride a horse

>start off playing the game with Rudolf and Rice, winning with both on the first try
>move on to Bourbon
>bang my head on the wall for 2 days trying to figure out how to win
>finally win
>go back to Rudolf
>lose
>try Rice
>lose

This guy S L A M S your Uma in a public train station, how would you respond?

Keep in mind, your Uma is probably already done for in both mind and body, so you can't rely on her for help.

>>715028439
bro we get it

mare have clits that are bigger than my smol penis...

>>715028439
>>715026730
This is pathetic.

What the hell, I just checked it out an turns out all the Umas are fucking tiny. Even Gold ship is small. That's beyond retarded.

>>715028439
Apologize for her clumsiness, and take her to the hospital.

Personafags are handling the steamcharts well I see

>>715028560
Gold Ship is twice the size of a japanese male

>>715028439
>unstoppable force meets immoveable object

so if i'm not particularly interested in pvp is it worth saving up for this kitasan black motherfucker everyone's been going apeshit about or will i be able to beat future story chapters without much friction just by playing the video game the way i wanna

why does a horse sneed to swim and do math homework for training

>>715028560
all anime girls are tiny man

>>715028612
Actually she is about as tall as the average Japanese male. But still, I was expecting them to be taller, because 170cm is really pathetic.

>>715027994
please be my gf

>>715028560
i don't care about trivia garbage
I don't care about their shoes, their heights, their ages, their ears, how they reproduce, where do they live, or how they came to be.

It's a gacha game. It's beyond retarded to waste even 1 minute thinking about such triviliaties. Just post who's the next girl and how does she look, that's the only thing that matters.

>>715028439
umasisters... we've lost the narrative...

Is it worth it to try to get 40k fans by Valentine's Day to upgrade Haru's unique skill? You'd have to skip so much training to get that.

>>715020076
I think it's your other skills, since other than Maesrto, my Rudolf's stamina skills don't even work on Medium and our stam is about equal.
I don't have Opera/Taiki, so I checked and Vittoria's triggering conditions are even worse than Mayano's. It only triggers on the final corner while needing a two-second sideblock as well as an uma within one length in front and one length behind.
So, it only works if you're still packed in, or just barely skirting the pack, despite how often horses will do a wide turn on the outside of the final corner when they want to pass. So you'll need a bunch of runners and pacers packed in close with Opera in the middle to reliably trigger it.

You have skills for corner/straightaway speed/accel, but they likely end up proccing during the early/mid race where it's not useful unless her positioning is already fucked.
Meanwhile, Shooting for Victory only triggers if you're in the top three and forward half, so triggering it reduces your options for Vittoria's &bashin_diff_infront<=1 check, as top three generally means you've already broken free of the generic uma pack. So depending on how the race goes, you're essentially always missing one of your clinchers (and most importantly; it's likely your full-strength unique with guaranteed activation) in the late stages of the race as a pacer against an artificial pre-made Uma designed for late-surging. They're also BOTH corner-only, meaning that Special Week has the entire straight to catch up and pass while your Opera only has Homestretch Haste (and possibly a straightaway adept, if she's lucky) left to fight with.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=100151
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=100101

>>715028739
This is one of those games where doing well in PvP lets you get more rewards which it turn lets you roll more
If you don't really care about getting more rolls then you don't have to care

>>715028739
Kitasan has nothing to do with pvp

>>715028820
her skill sucks for s sprinter

>>715028216
Gacha games have been bribing their players by asking them to like, share or vote for their games on Twitter and game award in exchange for in-game currency for years.
IIRC Genshin has been doing it on every TGA until they lost last year.

>>715026804
I want to be that watermelon

>>715028783
So you don't like the game.

>>715028852
>training better characters has nothing to do with pvp

>>715028820
Only if you want someone to inherit her skill. Otherwise the best way to play Haru is spam speed and then front.

>>715028956
Front? But she sucks at front.

>>715028739
Kitasan is a support card, its not an uma that shows up in pvp. I hope you understand the game rewards you with carrots depending on how far you climbed the ladder in pvp, so you better start caring unless you don't mind getting completely outclassed by even the most casual players that bother to click the pvp button and watch a race for 30 seconds.

The main character is the most American character

Hugs with Haru!

>make horse women
>they don't have hooves

I feel cheated 2 be honest senpaitachi

>>715028985
terrain is speed and power
distance is stamina
style is wits
haru "one brain cell" urara needs no wit

>>715028739
her card has good skills that can be used for every uma role so make finishing career more forgivable

>>715028783
>i don't care
Go play chinkclones you'll find what you're looking for there.

ENTER

>>715028985
That is why its called the Urara cheat code.
Go and try it if you don't believe me. Spam speed training and then just use front during the race. My Haru literally only lost one race during her career.

>>715028917
I do like the game, training is the game. You sound like the type of guy that reads in-game notes and books found while looting, when playing other games.

>>715028216
It's not like they're asking for positive reviews but yeah it feels a little odd.

>>715029057
What do uma smartphones look like

>>715026395 (OP)
Oh you think you play the horse girl game? Name all the horse girls

>>715028985
She sucks more in the back

>>715027185
Okay but you wouldn't have to rape her. You could make her happier and thus better by making a proper woman of her.
Until she is pregnant with half-horseigirl, half-human children, who would probably be like nearly all human since Uma's are mostly human already.

>>715029087
Well that sounds like fuckin cheating to me. She's got a G in front she's not supposed to be a front style runner. I only want to win her career by doing it ethically as a late.

>>715029026
>wowfag
gross

>>715028060
The only thing more pathetic would be NOT getting raped by your Uma.

>>715028776
the average woman in the US is 160 cm tall

>>715028985
It just works dude.
It's incredible.

>>715029026
furnigs aren't welcomed here either, fuck off with your degeneracy

>>715028820
Worth it for what? If you want her to be good in PvP don't bother because Oguri exists, if you want her to have a higher rank only stats matter, skills dont make that much of a difference.

>>715029185
>trainer-san is literally too genetically weak for uma’s to even recognize them as a mate
>not even super creek will give you the pity handjob
oof, couldn’t be me

>>715029072
we don't mount our Uma's here

Can someone explain to me exactly what power does?
I was under the impression it just makes you reach top speed faster and helps with cornering and breaking from the pack
But I see guides that consistently say shit like:
>If Front, you want 750 Speed / 350 Power
>If Ender, you want 550 Speed / 650 Power
>no mention of stamina
and it just makes no fucking sense to me, how is a 550 speed mare going to outrun a 750 speed one? Does power allow them to go beyond their top speed or some shit I don't know about? Help please I think I'm retarded

>>715029142
shit ship
shit ticket
silence shit
major shit
shit shower
el caca
super shit
shit shuttle

game is high IQ btw

>>715029325
Just put sugar cubes in your mouth retard

>>715029042
Wits determines your speed and positioning for the first 3/4ths of the race. If you can't build up a big enough lead as a front runner (which depends ONLY on wits), you will get overtaken by the later styles.

Basically it's just placebo. Urara is just easy in general.

>>715029168
High speed and stamina can cheese anything except the NPC horses forming a wall in front of you, so its best to avoid that and always run front runner no matter what.

>>715029094
The main appeal of the game are the characters, it's what the game is about. You collect, train, and take part in races with your Umas. The devs put a lot of effort into making every character distinct because they know it's something the players will appreciate.
>You sound like the type of guy that reads in-game notes and books found while looting, when playing other games.
Of course I do. Games aren't just about pressing buttons and progressing, but also about the characters and the world these inhabit.

>>715029182
>>715029284
Rude but I get it. Playing gacha there's not much you can punch down on.

>>715029365
https://umamusu.wiki/Game:Stat_Training

>>715029398
FASTER

>>715026453
nah game fell off hard after volume f

>>715029419
Don’t you have some Goldshire RP to get back to?

>>715029405
That just sounds like some really lame metagaming shit. I'm not about it. If that's what the game devolves into just making every girl race the same exact way then I may as well drop it here.

Holy shit, how come this gacha actually has a fucking budget and can actually animate beyond stock poses and not have to rely on Chibi models/PNG for gameplay?

>>715029365
Help your horse girl navigate the pack and makes it easier for her to break through.

>>715029365
It's complete nonsense. Don't listen to any of that shit. Even gigantic gaps in Speed/Power result in less than a second of required acceleration to reach max speed.

>>715026395 (OP)
Imagine worshipping her feet when she is just after race. Her feet are so warm and tender and fresh is sweat so her feet dont stink but are just wet. Imagine she gives you footjob with her warm fresh sweaty feet.

>>715029415
>The main appeal of the game are the characters
Nope, its the gamplay. You could slap these characters in Gensin Impact, and I wouldn't be playing it.

>>715029468
Hey buddy, why don't you go back to your Goldship RP, weirdo!

>>715029507
haru is just so shit she can do it

>>715029468
Look man I just find it funny how angry you get when you're actually so close to what you're hating on.

>>715026395 (OP)
Why'd she do it?

>>715029507
Thats just for the scenario dum dum, if you want to pull that shit in PvP and not invest in proper skills and stat spreads you aren't gonna go far

No shit its easy to cheese NPC horses with flat 500s across the board

>>715029365
each strategy has different multipliers for speed. I don't have the table but on the final stretch it's some shit like front runner 0.9x end closers 1.15.

>>715029365
You need power specifically to break out of the pack if your way forward is blocked, running strategies other than front runners are susceptible to getting body blocked depending on how far at the back you are or how many horse are using the same strategy as you.

>>715029507
You're gonna get curbstomped with that strategy in pvp, it only works against NPCs because bots suck ass.

>>715029393
I just put everything into SPEED and follow the BAKUSHIN way.

>>715029626
Well I don't give a fuck about PvP I'm in it for the careers. I'm not going to whale to be good in PvP anyway.

>>715029660
>You need power specifically to break out of the pack if your way forward is blocked
No, you need Wits. Your horse will not even TRY to overtake someone without a successful wit check.

>>715029632
that would explain it, thanks fren

>>715029561
>Got the fucking toe prints and everything
This is the footfaggiest footfag image I've ever seen. Drawing the underside wrinkles is low hanging fruit, the toe and pad prints is next fucking level.

>>715029168
Depends if you want to build her as a parent or build her to win. If you want to build her as a parent and win, you need luck and good parents.

>>715029405
This. Listen to him anon. Front Urara all the way.

>MUH PVP
holy shit fuck off

>>715029525
The previous iteration was a bit rougher, but they scrapped everything to remake it from square zero.
So this game is more like a sequel, to the POV of the devs at least, to us it's the first one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry7RUQfi7QU

>>715029525
Because Cygames was flush with cash from Granblue Fantasy at the time and wanted to reinvest it in other projects.
The actual shocking part is that Uma came out at all after being stuck in development hell for so long (along with other Cygames projects)

>>715029525
its a 2 billion dollar gacha, only genshin, dragon ball, and pokemon competes with it.

>It is thanks to the cooperation of racehorse owners and their stables that we're able to share their stories.
>If you wish to visit a horse, please follow these guidelines to help protect their health and well-being. Thank you, Trainers!
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1943143286203625970

>>715029674
only tards care about pvp in a gacha game.

>>715029594
I’m not ERPing though?

>>715029601
kek, you just know he lost

>>715029703
Then why does the in-game hints always say you need more power to break out of the pack when you lose a race?

What face does your Uma see you making in the stands when she's running on the final stretch of her race?

>waahhh im bad and can't build horses correctly im scared of other players!
Pussy

>>715029023
>Haru aggressively yanking on trainer-san's tie with her uma strength to pull him down to her level so she can rub his face in her sweaty body to effectively mark him with her pheremones
>She has no idea why she's doing this, just knows it feels good to hug trainer-san lots and lots, even if it makes her thighs itch
I can see it.

>>715029856
Because the game is lying to you.

>>715029692
You don't fight whales in pvp, your opponents are decided by how shit your horses are. Whales don't have shit horses, so whales fight other whales and f2pchads fight other f2pchads

>trying another Teio run
>she fails a 5% power training
>fucking breaks her ankle as usual
>waaah waaah I can't run like this!!!
>-10 to every single stat
>mood set to awful
>practice poor
thanks for taking up my last Oguri Cap borrow of today

>>715029856
the in-game hints are horseshit

>>715029856
Because the in-game hints are retarded and wrong.

Everything positioning related is wits based. Whether your horse ends up on the inside or outside at the end depends on wits.

>>715029578
You can't compare Uma Musume and Genshin, regardless of characters, and still, the characters in Genshin impact are one of the main reasons I never bothered playing that game; I find them to be absolutely generic and uninspired. Not that I think the Umas are the peak of character design, but the fact that they are "horse" girls, with stuff like ribbons and different clothes distinguishing them and the gender of the horse they are based on makes it a lot more fun to collect them and play the career mode with.

>>715029932
whales sand bag one of their lines to fight (you)

>>715029890
If you're playing this game for the PvP and not the career gameplay you need to fucking kill yourself, faggot.

>>715029601
You can only follow 15 people so it's tough

>>715029932
>Implying whales or F2P have any say in the matter when the mood RNG is the single deciding factor on if you win or lose
I hate it but it is what it is

do jockeys even do anything in the actual sport? do they typically ride the same horse or is it just random the day-of?

Special weekeks?

>>715029810
Normally I would agree. I would normally say gachas don't have gameplay, or that gachas are unfun garbage. In case you haven't noticed, this game is different to other gachas, and so is the pvp.

>>715029703
>>715029916
>>715029956
>>715029960
Is this a usual localizer problem or is this true even in Japanese about the hints sucking?

>>715030024
They have their horse except for cross over episodes with the big names

>>715030024
depends on the horse some take directions others like gold ship do what they fucking want

>>715029856
Green Woman is an industry plant, its there to make you lose, not help you.

>>715028439
I shove Carats in Vodka's asshole until she gets back up.

>>715030038
It's an RNG whale fest, nothing different from the others.

>>715030045
I believe the hints are just dog shit in general.

>>715029887
i'm usually looking at my phone or other monitor...

how do i stop getting filtered by the game? should i give up and just fap to the horses instead?

>>715030026
EL NEGRO DE PUTA!

>>715030019
I win with bad mood, git gud.
>>715029994
This was true in JP when you reached a high enough rank lol

>>715029986
There aren’t enough weirdos in Genshin, personally. Characters are all either cool or cute, no one is allowed to be really animated 99% of the time.
ZZZ actually fixes this but goes way to far with it to the point of obnoxiousness.

>>715030158
What's filtering you

>>715030026
billions of m*res must die

>>715029986
that's cool, I like the characters in genshin, but I don't like open world. Gameplay is the only thing that matters in a game. Characters are just a motivation to keep playing, not the main attraction.

>>715029778
I wonder if the JP Uma staff saw how the popularity was exploding and got a bit scared of Logan Paul type tourists.

new player, is there a way to see what stats actually do in game? like yea speed is obvious but what about the others?

>>715030158
That's what I'm doing. There's way too many buttons and things to level and I already play like 4 other gacha games. Gold ship hot af though.

hooooly fuck finally got 5 supports at once and with it my 3 stars girls!

>>715030114
You've never even played this game's pvp

I love these dances…

>King Halo spends exactly 1 race as a sprinter, which she's god-tier at even as a late surger
>"Hmm, time to go for the mile championship. Then I'll run a medium race!"
this bipolar ass horse
i love her i just wish she didn't seemingly require length sparks and 9 fucking stamina ones to function in career mode

Am I being seduced right now?

>>715030283
in game no

>buy the Support Card Rookie pack
>get Air Shakur
spending money for support cards that you're never going to use feels fucking terrible. at least when i bought the trainee pack i got some new campaigns to play

so wait
if i want to actually win pvp for the missions, i should take my second row of horses off my team?

>>715029778
Awwww that's nice of them

>>715030328
post more

>>715029895
>Haru finally asks trainer-san about all these weird feelings she has, but knows she never wants him to ever leave her
Probably kill me on the spot honestly

ok niggers, which uma has the biggest feet?

>go to check my club
>it brings me to club search
>confused until i realize i've been kicked
what did i even do...

URA finale winners getting stomped in pvp because they didn't have enough stamina is the equivalent of peaking in high school

>>715030406
yes

>>715030320
I do one match a day with the worst team i can field on purpose just for the daily because pvp in gacha games fucking sucks.

>>715030384
If you really believed that Bakushin was retarded and that she didn't catch on to your emotional manipulation in her career you're gonna wake up handcuffed to your bed one day

>>715030384
Bakushin doesn't understand romance or sex.

>>715030026
Based historical accuracy

>>715028093
Sure
OvrldDmain

>>715030384
She doesn’t know what that means

>>715030450
maybe they wanted people who make item requests?

>>715030474
Do one one, post screenshot of your opponent, show us that "whale" you've been crying for the past hour about.

I guarantee you're too much of a pussy to post your imaginary whale here.

>>715030406
If you want to win in pvp you need to open your wallet.

>>715030240
It seems we simply can't see eye to eye, so I'll leave you with this. If you replaced the characters in Uma Musume with actual pictures of the horses instead of the Umas, I'm 99% sure the game would've remained extremely niche and would've never left Japan, but , on the other hand, if gameplay was the main attraction and the characters were a mere "motivation" as you put it, they wouldn't bother to keep making Uma Musume anime series with multiple seasons and movies.

>>715030476
Does Bakushin cum as fast as she runs?

>>715030476
come on anon, she was not pretending to be fooled by "if you run 3 1200 races in three consecutive weeks, you've run a 3600 one!"
that was pure stupidity

>>715029778
That's a weird rule on number 6. Any horse owners can explain why?

how do I raise Teio. I'm tired of failing her as her trainer...

>>715030406
or just have a decent runner

>>715030542
do one now*
I hate this chink keyboard.

>>715030529
i thought requesting items would be rude

>>715030597
yeah but i only have C rated horses and everyone in the pvp bracket on the bottom row is running one row of Bs or C+s

>>715030476
Bakushin has 150 wit she doesn't catch on to anything

Watch out, anon!

>>715030586
If they don't like you they can bite you or worse

>>715030026
>Had to use someone else's unique skill
You didn't win the race

>>715029771
>many games by cygames stuck in hell dev (relink, uma, and now Project Awakening)
>come out well received
yup let them slowcook

>>715030651
ranks don't matter, only stat distribution does

>>715030630
i think it gives people Crowns when they donate

>>715030586
Even if they're domesticated horses, they may or may not be keen on strangers. They could bite or rowdy.

>*steals your wallet*
How does your Uma respond?

>>715030683
>running away from an Uma
Realistically, how would you ever escpae one?

>>715029887
>It's a rerun of Vodka getting boxed in
Won't someone please think of the poor alarm clocks?

>>715030630
Ask for dirt shoes

>>715030702
Shut up Spe, give me your gold skill more often

I don't get how my Rice Shower got past to Gold once in career then it never happened again. Is just RNG or stat building? Do legacies play a part in it? Support cards? I have clocked about 9 hours total and still don't have a fundamental view on how to strengthen horses permanently. Do they always start with F or G rank in career stats?

>>715029887
>it's another my uma is getting BOXED episode

>>715030740
yeah but their horses are higher rank because they have more stat points from winning their career modes

>>715030725
With Relink I think they’d really have preferred it to come out when they said it would instead of 6 years later.
The reason that game got almost zero post-launch support outside of the couple of canned patches they already had lined up was because they thought there was no way it would ever make the money back. They were totally unprepared for it when it actually did.
Also Platinum has been a trainwreck for years now and I don’t know why it took Bayonetta 3 for people to realize that.

>>715030725
Relink and uma were being made by third parties, both were taking their sweet ass time so cygays decided to tell them to fuck off and remade them from scratch, kind of funny that it happened twice

>>715030026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING CHESNUTTERS I FUCKING HATE CHESNUTTERS SO MUCH

>>715030774
Sharp turns into environments where they can't use their high speed as reliably. You might still get caught since they probably trained their agility.

>>715030840
long umas desperately need stamina or else they shit themselves. find someone with a 9 star stamina horse to use as a legacy and borrow them as a parent until you get your own stable of 7-9 star legacies.

>>715030954
Has the only third party collaboration that’s gone as planned been Granblue Versus?

why are all the Umas so nice? There are basically zero interpersonal conflicts of any significance

>>715028216
yes, it's illegal, Juan Nexon is going to jail

>>715029887
The squid game guy.

>>715030586
You have to plan for the lowest common denominator. It only takes one retarded tourist to do some dumb shit next to a horse and get themselves killed

>>715031015
As planned as it could have been yeah. Only thing was vanilla going strong until they got caught with delay netcode during the coof.

Is Oguri Cap just scripted to only get 30 energy on rests to fit with her whole hungry gimmick? First time using her and I have not once got above 30 on rest

>>715031049
It's certified manchild kusoge

>>715031049
>he doesn't know

>>715030621
damn she's going in!

>>715031049
it's a cute game for weebs who want escapism. in the 2nd season of the anime, cinderella grey, and road to the top it's more serious with actual rivals and conflict (for an anime).

>>715030979
We were trained not to run from horses if they got aggressive or scared (more likely) themselves. Most 4 legged animals really but usually if you're in a chase situation with a horse, you're most likely in an open area. It's easier to scare them off then to try and run from them. or walk away keeping an eye on them until you can jump over a fence or similar.

>>715030725
It's amazing they haven't given up on Project Awakening after all this time.
Also new IP
>battle royale but with wizard and shiet
i wonder how is it going to look like.

I love Mayano's headbanging chibi

>>715031112
every girl has a 30, a 50 and a 70 energy rest, you are just getting unlucky

Vodka gets zero love on this board and I won't stand for it any longer

>>715031167
so if an uma charges at me i should stand my ground?

>>715025772
>>715025903
Won my second one with Urara, is Arima Ken actually winnable? she got absolutely destroyed there, Ura Finals were easy compared to it

>>715031279
>Arima Ken actually winnable
with the right genes

>>715030569
Yeah but...there are more aspects to what makes a niche popular or niche. Because we're talking about two variables when a game has way more components than that.

I think we can agree with this middle ground that presentation matters. Its how Genshin got popular and how this game got popular. They both have a nice visual presentation.

So if we are to replace the characters for cars, or dinosaurs, or bionicles. We would have to imagine how would the developers present the game to make it attractive. Its easier to do that using anime girls than with cars or dinosaurs or actual horses. So its a bit of a cheatcode.
I personally would still be attracted to the me if the topic was interesting. In this case for example, I don't care about the anime girls but I like management games and racing, so I was like "let's try it, it's a free game", pleasantly surprised by it. And that's it, the conclusion is that you're right it would have been more niche, but we both have to consider more aspects of the game than just characters or even gameplay.

Another point you made that I thought was interesting was the latter half about the anime. It's not really fair because I never said I've zero care for the characters, even tho I was indeed perhaps leaving it open for you to think that. I said I don't care about trivia shit and we spiralled from there. The anime and movie are based on the real horses that's what makes it good, and the reason why I consider the trivia and "lore" behind uma to be worthless is precisely because it diverts from the real life sources, so for me its no different to fanfiction. Is it not, to you?

>>715031279
I'm fairly certain you can do it if you invest a lot of breeding into Turf and Long distances, but that race completely counters Urara's playstyle

>>715031279
yes but it's absurdly hard to do now, you need to be extra lucky with the parents so she has a higher turf rank AND THEN train her to have enough stamina for it

>>715031275
and possibly scare her.

.t been in plenty of pens and paddocks where horses scared themselves and stampeded.

>>715031049
Why would the owner of the horse allow Cygames to borrow their IPs just to shit on their horse? That's a retarded bussiness model, anon.

>>715027108
...she isn't turning around

>>715031221
It's actually insane how unlucky I am then because I'm in senior year without a single 50

>>715031167
>>715031275
>scaring off my sexually frustrated horsegirl by puffing out my chest and making loud noises

>>715031103
Honestly I was shocked when it got more DLC + a full revision + even more DLC.
Then again Cygames is the same company that has an entire series of characters that are all SNK references so I guess there are a lot of fightan nerds there that just really like the genre and the game.

>>715031380
>horse is asshole irl
>becomes bubbly horse girl
????

I hate the idea of using follower legacies it feels like cheating.

how f2p-friendly is this shit?

>>715031049
no one wants their horse to be the bad guy. any conflict/mean uma are always faceless. rudolf's career had a recurring uma character in the student council that was central to a plot conflict and they had to write around ever saying her name or describing her.

>>715030725
>>714992402

how does /v/ feel about tachyon?

>>715031526
umawife

>>715031443
golshi is a pretty big asshole in the game too

>>715031475
if you don't care with pvp or maxing events then it's ultra friendly since you can use card supports and legacy girls for your playthroughs

>>715031526
oyakodon with scarlet

>>715031526
I like the art where she's married to (You)

>>715031526
oh shit im feelin it

>>715031167
I actually got chased by a horse in an open field before, I was swimming in a river with friends, then we were going home I had to go back to pick up something (my group didn't stop they were kinda far away) when suddenly this horse came galloping from far away straight into my direction, had to make a sharp turn to dodge, but he didn't continue chasing after that tackle.
Kinda spooky but I didn't get trauma of horses or anything.

>>715031443
special week was robbed

>>715031317
I guess it ultimately comes down to personal preferences and taste. I did say I like the characters, but I don't see myself ever watching the anime or reading the manga. Maybe if I got really into the game itself, but still, I doubt I'll ever delve too deep into the franchise at large. I do agree that the gameplay is a lot more fun than I was expecting, especially by mobile standards. I would play it if the characters weren't appealing, but the characters alone wouldn't keep me coming back either, I guess. Uma Musume strikes a pretty good balance, I suppose, between both aspects. So, even though I still find the characters to be the main appeal, I see how the gameplay might be the main draw for others. It was fun having this little debate by the way.

>>715031526
Takyon by Death Grips starts playing.

>>715031709
>I would play it if the characters weren't appealing
I meant I wouldn't play it.

>>715031598
That was by request of his owner. He had to put up with Gold Ship's nonsense during his career.

HAPPY KAMU KAMU YOKO YOKOI

>>715028439
>Slams
Well... He had a good run I guess. Maybe he'll make it to the hospital in time. I'm not putting money on that. My uma's fine though, maybe a bit shaken that she kicked someone that hard unless it's Goldship in which case she's running around like she scored a girl.

>>715031626
big titty daughter...

>>715031674
I once got my hand pecked by an ostrich when I was a kid and have been kind of scared of them ever since.

>>715029887
BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON URARA
WIN THE FACKIN RACE

>>715026395 (OP)
She won

Bakushin is hot. I love a girl with a big forehead.

>>715028439
Umas are just built different.

>>715032017
NOOO MY DAUGHTER IS STUPID

>>715031790
>had to put up with Gold Ship BS IRL
>now makes us deal with Gold Ship BS in game
I'll be honest that's hilarious

>>715032089
She also dropkicks you too.

>>715029026
>hoofnigger

>>715029887
>mfw rice shitter is in eighth place, despite being the number one favorite.

>>715029887
>it's the 12 billion yen Golshi incident

>With Scatlet I only made it to the UMA qualifiers
>Try with Vodks for boosting the raising mechanic on her
>Focus mostly on speed
>She makes it all the way to the semi-finals
>Only 2 clocks needed to beat the semi-finals
>She makes it through the finals first try
I'm sorry Scarlet, but your rival made it...

>>715028294
Tell me the secrets

>>715032090
In general, Thoroughbreds are hottest-blooded of all the horse breeds, ignoring other race horse breeds. There's some other contenders though, namely Friesian and Arabs, but because some race horses could be potentially worth millions (3 digits), people tolerate Thoroughbred behavior if they win.

.t the took care of a retired race horse mare anon.

>>715031790
Are there any other specific requests from the horse owners that cygames told? It's interesting to hear the backstage stuff

>>715029887
>TFW you can't tell whether or not Gold Ship is actually going to put effort into racing

>>715029887
RUN!!! FUCKING RUN!!!

>>715032457
Other known one off the top was Daiwa Scarlet had to have bigger tits than her irl rival Vodka.

>>715032457
I heard something about Daiwa's owner making the condition that they'd let Cygames adapt the horse into the game if she had bigger tits than Vodka

>>715032518
>>715032558
>big tits mind

>Umas requesting their own songs
how do you punish such narcissism?

>>715032350
Do horses of a certain breed only compete against those of that same breed? Are there G1 races for non-thoroughbred horses?

>>715032518
>known
sourceless rumour != known

>>715032629
I put it on. Listening to BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN is punishment enough

>>715032457
not horse owners but I heard a lot of stories that the way the real horse acted mirrors perfectly with how the umamusume are, like how Super Creek literally chose his jockey and literally cared for him to become a professional, it's translated how the girl acts all motherly to the trainer

>>715030328
>>715030621
>>715032629
moar...

>Spend 3 clocks on this dumb bitch King Halo constantly sticking to the railing and getting boxed as a late runner
>Move her to pace and she instantly wins
>Has 200 more stats than everyone in the race
Late/End is just an absolute meme without maneuvering skills

>>715032832
Wit status?

Why do they run in heels? Wouldn't some nikes get them across the finish line better?

>>715032919
The physical prowess of horsegirls is beyond human comprehension.

>>715032897
350 early senior year, pretty high

>>715032919
not running in elaborate idol outfits would also help them run faster
alas

>>715032648
I actually don't know the ins and outs of Thoroughbred racing other then some self-research here and there as well as 2nd hand info from friends who did work in the industry. That being said, it's only certain breeds vs its own breeds, but because the different race horses are for different events.

Thoroughbreds (the umas) are basically used in all the events you see in games and what most people think about in horse racing.
Standardbreds are the most common horses in cart racing, but I hear Europe uses some other breeds sometimes.
Quarterhorses use to be used for sprinting but got phased out overtime, but they the #1 horse breed in the US and the most likely horse you've seen in Cowboy movies. Also people in the US, Mexico, and Canada love doing impromptu racing with them.
Arabs are used for endurance and cross-country racing, but as in going super long distances across the desert or other rough terrain.

There's some other miscellaneous racing various as well. Like I think England has thoroughbred racing with small jumps included. Perhaps a UK anon can elaborate. There's various timed events for all sorts of breeds and horse sports but not considered a big deal since people don't gamble on them.

since there's apparently a super op card to come out soonish should I roll on horse gacha just to try and get any of them? i only have the starter ones

>>715032629
Furious correctional love making.

>>715033002
I can't imagine how Tachyon runs without her sleeves constantly slapping her in the face.

>>715032919
the heels literally does nothing, when they run they only use the front of their feet where the horseshoes are

>>715032994
>350 early senior year
anon... you want to be ending careers with 600+ wit at minimum...

arent some of these horses dudes?

>brooo yoou can totally limit break SSR cards later!!!
>look inside
>it takes 7 fucking events
>and you have to grind out all the point rewards
>to get a single limit break item
Kitasan Black? more like Kitasan BRICK.

>>715033161
I think a hurdle race mode would be fun to watch.

>>715033350
Yeah. The ones with a ring-like thing on the right ear means their OG horse was a stallion. The ring-like thing on the left ear means they were a mare, which are much less common.

>>715033161
Thanks for the detailed answer. I never thought I would become interested in horses, but here I am actually learning about breeds and what they are good at, and I must say I'm having as much fun as I do when playing the game.

>>715033350
most of them are
it depends on which ear their little decoration thing is on
they also wear gym shorts instead of bloomers

>>715033350
the IRL gold ship is a sex god that you have to pay the owner 2 million dollars to let him fuck your horse
the receiving horse has a 98% chance to get pregnant and is also very likely to 'fall in love' with gold ship

>>715029561
Who made this?

>>715033343
I don't have good enough cards to be jacking my rating up with useless stats unfortunately

Really starting to feel like I fucked myself by not getting super creek and/or fine motion cards

>>715033425
>I never thought I would become interested in horses
Me neither, I didn't even think I'd pick the game up when I heard about how far behind it was to the JP build, but hearing about horse trivia like how much of a troll Gold Ship was got me curious

>>715033343
why? is it more pvp sweatlord shit? career is the main game mode

>>715033652
That was me all throughout the Rice Shower career (as short as it was).

>>715033425
If you want another neat fact, all Racing Throughbreds (as in will race, not just exist or breed) have lip tattoos in the US. Can't speak for other countries. I could've researched my mare's but she was being uppity and I didn't want to mess with her mouth for long periods of time.

https://www.registry.jockeyclub.com/registry.cfm?page=dotRegistryHelpDeskTattoo

Oh and if it wasn't obvious, the race horse industry is extremely serious.

>>715033575
Time to learn about Haru Urara. Go give her movie a watch.

I have yet to see any gameplay or screenshots of this game you all seem to be talking about. I know about this gatcha horse series from a few years ago and all these threads on /v/ suggest there’s a new game or something

Yet I scroll through this thread hoping to understand what the game even is and see nothing but fan art and third world tier posts

>>715033571
Many followers have supercreek as a support card you can use so dont worry about it.

>>715030584
>Fell for it award

Normalniggers

>>715033607
you still have legend races and other events that you have to use veterans in. without wit your horse is a retard who keeps getting blocked and won't position well.

NIGGER
ha I ruined this franchise

>>715027208
that dumb bitch on the review shouldn't have fucked up the release date that was scheduled messing up the release and they wouldn't have done it.

steam is money grubbing reactionary pieces of shit so they won't do anything about this like bitches.

>>715030762
>*steals it back*

>>715033767
yeah, she did fall for it
that's the whole crux of like half of her career, slowly realizing that she's being lied to for her own good

Just started playing this. Who are the tsunderes I need more tsuns in my life

>>715033756
But I need them both

>>715027208
>Bribe players for reviews
>Only a meager 200 reviews difference
Also I didn't notice how short that game's store description is. I guess they don't care about the game itself since it's just a mean to deliver porn doujin.

>>715033885
bro, your tutorial uma? king halo is also a tsundere but her career mode is ass, you should not play it

>>715033904
keep your umas well fed

>>715032629
Post lewd horses.

>>715033732
Simply put, the main 'meat' is the roguelite-style career mode, where you use 'turns' training a girl according to her strengths and what course she's racing in. Every now and then she participates in a race where her performance is dependent on said training - you don't have manual input.

>>715026453
i play and like both equally, but
BA
>better characters
uma musume
>better gameplay

>>715034068
>969
Jesus fuck

>>715034068
Who's gonna pay for that?

No events? Whats the point of logging in now?

Can you mark notes on your veteran musume? Like what if even as a late game player i wanna keep my first Golshi or Haru and remember wth they were? Plus maybe i have several A ranks that have different sparks or whatever

>>715033732
You start a Run by first selecting your Dungeon. Each Dungeon is different and has it's own overarching story, the starting Water Dungeon is about A cult trying to awaken Cthulhu. There's side stories too, like A mermaid looking for her lost treasure (need to start with a Trident item). The goal is to go as far as you can and beat Cthulhu.
Then you select your character and starting loadout, this includes Previous Runs (yours and a friend's) to give you a bonus in stats and skills/perks. Then there's Equipment (yours and a friend's) which mainly determines what skills/perks are available for you to buy.
Characters have their own storylines too, and their goals along the way to beat Cthulhu are different. For example, the Arcanist seeks to learn the rituals for himself while the Government Agent seeks to bury the whole place.
You have X turns to prepare for the next Floor, and spend it on a variety of choices: Train improves your stat of choice, Rest recovers Energy, Fight gives you skill points, etc.

it's unironically a rogue-lite princess sim
the meta-progression is you have your previous runs of horsegirls have magic lesbian sex 'give inspiration' to your next one and each run is saved as a 'unique' horse so you can give them specific grandparents/parents for min-max stat autism and skills

>>715034207
having fun?

>>715026395 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: jibunw00
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

>>715034207
One event just ended. Try to get some rest before the next.
Also there's a new banner today.

Trvke

the glue jokes are getting really tiring. imagine how sad your umas would be every time you make a joke like that

>>715034068
>$30,000 to feed Oguri ONCE.

>>715034068
watching this fatass eat makes me hungry

>>715033702
That's really neat. I've been thinking about how most of these horses look almost identical (to my admittedly untrained eye), so I think the fact that they require all racing horses to be identifiable by a code is pure genius.
By the way, I might just now be learning about thoroughbreds and all of that, but earlier this year, before I even knew that this game was going to have a global release, I went to the biggest G1 race in my country.

>>715034304
I've never made a glue factory joke that wasn't me being the factory as I glue whenever they jump

>>715033997
That barely sounds like a game if you don’t mind me saying

>>715034261
please don't do this

>>715034250
>>715034228
Yeah, I'm gonna rest by uninstalling this shit game. Let me know when a mew event starts. And no, new banners don't know, I don't have any carrots.

>>715034304
Shouldn't have gotten night owl before the big race then

>>715026395 (OP)
Considering all the care groomers have to do to take care of a horses' feet, I'm surprised there's no feet fetish shit in Umamusume. there has to be at least one horse owner IRL that loves feet.

>>715030774
My resistance makes their penises harder

>>715034461
I do mind you saying it because your opinion is fucking retarded.

>>715034556
Fat bitch

>>715026395 (OP)
owo

>>715034537
>, I'm surprised there's no feet fetish shit in Umamusume.
You could just ask directly anon, there's no need to be coy

>>715034514
night owl has no impact on the race

>>715030774
sharp corners. nothing can turn fast at speed, no matter how fast they are.

>>715033732
How about you fucking play it yourself if you want to see gameplay, dumb faggot.

>>715034571
Okay show a clip of gameplay where you do have inputs.

What you described sounds more like a VN tier “click options how to spend day” to build stats and then watch a race.

>>715034741
Because it sounds like trash for people who live near the equator?

>>715034828
clicking options is an input retard

>>715034828
and VNs are games.

>>715034461
I mean, it doesn't matter to me what you think. You asked what the main gameplay was and decided it didn't 'count' as a game. As I said that was me breaking it down into very simple terms, obviously if you don't care enough to try it for 10-15 minutes then that's that.

>>715026395 (OP)
Mental der

Why doesn't /v/ do something good for once and strike while the Iran's hot by producing /v/ sings Umapyoi Densetsu

>>715034068
55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 PIZZAS 55 TATERS 55 PIES

Turf and Long aptitude is a must but what else does Urara need to win Arima Kinen?

>>715034876
And why does it bother you so much? So it sounds ilke trash, so what? What the fuck do you want?

>>715034913
b-but my haha gotcha....

>>715027108
>speed not even at 600
>power below 500
just dont waste those clocks anon

>>715034828
It has the same level of gameplay as any Monster Rancher, Princess Maker, or horse racing (which is what this game is) game. Are those not games? I don't want anything more than what Uma offers for a mobile phone game anyway.

>>715034953
>Samsung phones autocorrect iron's into Iran's

What the fuck did they mean by this

>>715027108
That's a shit Uma, let her die in peace. Breed her like a whore once her run ends, maybe the next girl will beat URA

>>715034947
that shit low-key crushed me. Glad she got a tasteful sendoff, but I'd rather she just be around doing her own thing all the time

why is everyone telling me to save 30k?

>>715034461
it's basically a simplified gacha version of a racing sim like Princess Maker. These games have been around forever regardless of whether you think they count or not

>>715035032
I honestly think this game has TOO MUCH gameplay, it could do with a little less...I still think 1 hour dailies is insane.

>>715034953
be the change etc etc

>>715035032
I said barely games. I would say princess games are barely games

Also comparing this monster rancher is fucking hilarious. I take it you haven’t actually played that series

>>715035110
I'm more comfortable playing Uma because I know none of them are cheap lolibait like princess maker

>>715035087
>low key
kill all niggerposters

Jimothy Cool didn't like Uma Musume, the legendary pokemon youtube didn't like it

>>715035145
I don't think you were even alive when Monster Rancher was a thing, friend.

>>715035145
And your opinion literally doesnt matter. Stay mad.

>>715035164
cheap loli website

>>715034876
You sound like you're more interesting in being a /v/ermin than playing games.

>>715035195
fuck off faggot, that term was stolen and appropriated from us

Been spamming carrots trying to bait this retarded quest to fucking proc, there is only so much of Bakushin career mode I can take.

>>715028067
>getting goosebumps
wait, do you anons actually find this cool?
Do you actually care about this game for any reason beyond jacking off? I thought anons here just found them cute at best
you....actually take this seriously?

>>715035095
200 pulls guarantees you'll get a copy of Speed Kitasan. Although realistically you're kinda mathematically guaranteed to get her once in 200 rolls anyways. It's a really good card tho so everyone's gonna have her at MLB 4 for their support so you'll be able to get it free at full power even if you don't roll for it

>>715035164
Play Volcano Princess, its fun.
I love my daughter!

uhhhh shouldn't Biwa be out by now???

>>715035195
If you ever said based, you'll need to kill yourself too.

>/v/ hates oguri now
what happened?

HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOnmn-PqKLg

>>715030774
nigga they're horses just pray she doesn't kill you by accident

as a zoomer, i hate this zoomer and her zoomer lingo with all my guts. the localization team did a good job, but they should all die

>>715035389
I haven't watched her anime so all I know her for is the game. She's a fat fuck, and I hate her constant mood down events that take me months to fix because she keeps getting sad.

There's a race to prepare for and she's fucking me over.

>>715035450
As a Milennial, I love that zoomer because it truly encapsulates how annoying you zoomers are, and with her its plain to see that we should kill all zoomers.

>>715035423
most domesticated horses are pretty docile by nature, although they can get irritated at the drop of a hat and nip you. Just make sure to stand away from its hind quarters, those kicks are no joke

>>715035450
Kill yourself zoomer

>>715035523
'most' is not good enough

>>715035450
>localization team did a good job
No they didn't. They shouldn't exist in the first place, I'm here for Japanese horses with Japanese brainrot not Americanized brainrot.

>>715035521
I seen quite a lot of anti-millennial stuff on /pol/ these days. Stay safe I guess

>>715035339
Is this a virtual novel that requires 5 whole gigs of image stills?

We did it, guys. We managed to avoid having any bestiality in this thread.

>>715035590
What are you doing on global then? You had 4 years to play this game.

>>715031968
>CAM ON
everytime

>>715035638
Try it out and find out.

>>715035634
GAS THE MILLENNIALS LOGAN'S RUN NOW

>>715035670
>>715035670

>>715035723
jesus christ

'ma on 'eck

>>715035723
Trainer's response is literally me lol

>>715031475
One of the highest ranking PVP players in the Taiwan server is either completely F2P or almost completely F2P (Annitixes are such a good deal that I'd give you that and say it don't count)
Just train your WIT IRL

>>715035810
how does Steam know what some text is small and difficult to read? Is there an AI behind it?

>>715035590
she has brainrot speak in the anime version too despite the translator being different.
guess what, apples will taste like apples regardless of it being labeled a "ringo" in Japan, that is to say, even her original dialogue was aiming for a zoomer lingo

>>715035896
Their playtesters play the game on the deck to test it out?

>>715035910
gyarus don't speak like zoomers though, that is, if that's the design she's going for

>>715033767
I'm the best in the business, my dear.

>>715036016
There's different levels of uma gyarus. Gold City and Jordan are more traditional gyarus. Helios is a zoomer.

>>715036230
:(

>>715033498
>mirror service irl
What does falling in love entail anyway

>>715037359
He is apparently very...nice(?) to the girl horses and they like him when they fuck, want to stay around him longer etc.

Honestly all these cute/sexy anime girls just make me feel worse about being a single loser (not KVH, thank God).
Bros how do you enjoy anime while dealing with the fact that only your mom wants to touch you (at best)??

>>715037465
I'm gay and just want some dude to use me as an onahole but I still have that same feeling.
Or horsecock umas that'd be neat too.

Built for black horses

>>715037527
Holy shit I can relate to this so hard.
I wish I could cuddle with a not-freaky gay dude and just leave it at that. Like no kissing because that would be gay, but skin contact because I'm so fucking lonely. Maybe a bro-job because it would be impolite to leave a homie hangin'...

umamusume has fucked my sleep schedule. im sitting here at 8 in the morning playing the game and waking up at like 4 in the evening.

>>715037527
Which uma do you wanna get mr hands'd by