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>>532190295>Game news (EN)Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
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>JP NewsCurrent Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
Next Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
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sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
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how do i fix my aliasing i already have hachimin at 1.9 virtual resolution
>>532204339>that shit>not only MLB kita but multiple MLB'd SRs from the banner >"""basic"""You guys have such staggeringly warped views on this game it's kind of insane
People rerolling with dualbox emulator assistance for hours rarely get accounts that good. Are you guys actually going to pretend the last 6 days of people sperging about rerolling didn't happen? Really gonna memoryhole it?
I wish I had gotten even a single rainbow during the finals. Would have been nice to have broken 900 speed and 600 power, but maybe she's decent?
Rice Shower should rape her onee-sama/onii-sama.
>>532204386Wait, so the horses' own stats don't matter as much as their compatibility???
>>532204747My beautiful mommy wife Creek.
>>532204769>hachimindoes it really improve the game that much that it's worth the risk for you?
>auto picker keeps putting urara on my dirt team when i have taiki oguri condor, all better than her
FUCK OOOOOFFF
i'm a kitasancel and i've accepted myself as such.....
Which ultimates are best to pass along? I've been passing along Rice Shower's when I can.
I love this fat-titted horse, just got my first B+ with her and she was entirely undefeated for all 13 races.
What's a good strat for getting to an A ranking? My cards are pretty mediocre but I really can't do much about that until the universal upgrade mats come out, if they do at all. I've been trying to farm more sparks but I don't know the best way to do that, other than that I have to get one stat to I think 1100.
>>532204947yes 60 FPS is great and as far as i know no one has been banned just for using it
>>532204916Nah, the one im thinking about is not colored and they were actually at the shrine.
But... it is kinda strange someone else had the idea too.
>>532204734how much is a gold worth in terms of stamina? 200? are white blue skills like 150?
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Wit CHADS, which one?
Is this what I should be aiming for then?
>>532204850https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies#character-compatibility
>>532205148no, your parents should be 3*s so they can pass on uniques.
How the fuck i'm supposed to get speed spark
>>532204996>only did 13 racesBro...
>>532205297why speed when you can wit
>>532205297just get lucky bwo
>>532204401 (OP)Reminder to everyone who is struggling
>LEVEL UP Support Cards higher levels lead to higher Stats, Fan Boosts, Less Failure in Training and more Hints for Skills>Focus on Yellow(Abilities) and Blue Skills(Recovery).>Corner Recovery,Gourmond, Swinging Maestro are great on Blue Skills>Corner Adept and any Velocity skills are great for Yellow skills>Late Surgers, End Closers benefit more from Yellow Skills catered to them, focus more on Power and Speed than on Stamina as Stamina is more needed the more in front you are in a race.
>>532205297Why would you want a worthless spark???
>>532205080What site did you see it on anon, I will try to find it
>>532204916man i wonder how the girls would actually react to that
maybe take the wish and angrily confront their trainer with it
>>532205290But what if I donโt have any other 3*s?
So what happen when we're in Class 6?
we have demotion line instead?
Why is the Oka Sho so difficult to win?
filtered the word w*t let's see how this thread goes.
>Fail 20% double rainbow training right before summer
>OK it's fine I'll make it up during summer
>Fail a second double rainbow during summer
I'm gonna fucking krill myself
It's really starting to feel like the game calculates your expected stats in career mode and any time you exceed it by too much it just fucks you over to bring you back down to the average.
>get a bunch of trainings with 3+ people on them at the beginning and several early rainbows as a result
>Suddenly hit with random status effects like slackers and night owl
>Don't get cured in the first time in the infirmary
>Several random mood down events
>No rainbows during summer somehow
Or the alternative
>Get a bunch of shit training at the start with only 1 or 2 people at each
>takes forever to get rainbows and when you do they rarely overlap
>But go the entire run in great mood without a single status effect
Like I would gladly take my shit runs being even shittier if I could just get one fucking run that's "good".
>It's another episode of "Daiwa Scarlet gets mad at her own twintails and tanks her mood"
This cow...
>>532205297first you must win a 1 in 5
then you must win a 1 in 10
>>532205330I'm still at the point where I'm not getting to URA consistently, cut me some slack :(
>>532205406get trolled idiot lmao
>>532205425It was on twitter but its fine, i've accepted that if i was meant to see it again it will swing back around.
Do you want your favorite not yet umafied horse to have cute, vtubery design, or S1-like design?
>>532205569Better than Winning Ticket getting sad because she broke a stick of chalk or El Condor Pasa feeling Jet Lag 2 years after moving to Japan.
Nice Nature would make a good mother
>>532205147I found Gold Shipโs bloodline.
>>532205590she looks very huggable
>>532205395Also I forgot to mention for Dialog choices always use the Rest up options and prioritize Energy ALWAYS. Make sure on two turns before summer to Rest and use Recreation to be in Great Mood and high energy when in Summer Sessions. It makes a dramatic difference. One turn to use Wit during Summer if you feel like you do not have enough energy for the final task left than sleeping.
>>532204734>>532204734Anyone have the original yt link?
>>532205643More Twin Turbo like designs.
>>532205590who the fuck is this
that's it /uma/, im about to level up my wit cards.
>>532205330I did 27 races
>>532205736https://youtube.com/watch?v=QhYWu6ncLHM
Our spoken bible
>>532205680>t. one of the local shopkeepers talking to nice natures trainer
>>532205461Then you shouldn't be worrying about affinity right now because it's a very minmax feature that isn't neccessary in the slightest. Single circle is perfectly fine.
>>532205590You can train the random low rank Umas?
>>532205873I'm actually Nice Nature's trainer.
>>532205590her shirt makes me think of a fast food worker outfit
What length are dirt races? Mile?
>>532205668You don't get it! Mr. Chalk had such a long life ahead of him!
Ines is a hard working uma who needs a strong trainer.
why do people shit on Aoi support card? I know its not as good as Tazuna but having a backup battery/mood/free skill points is insanely run saving.
Over the last three days we've received literally nothing. It leads me to believe that the insane popularity made Uma global much more selfish and jewish than ever before. I really hope karma finds its way to them.
3 Power cards + stamina sparks son or 3 Stamina cards + power sparks daughter?
Is Ryan's card really that bad even as a stat stick?
>>532206054Sex with this middle schooler
>Machitan is taking advice from a CHILD on how to win races
Matikanetannhauser...
Are sprint umas the best to spark farm?
>>532206128I take it for the free skill points when I'm doing runs to test out skills. Either are nice for the temperamental types that like to mood down.
>>532206148We just got new special missions today
>>532206148>>532206317What about those 150 carats huh?
Bet youre feeling pretty dumb now
>>532206148We got an event today for 150 carats bro
>>532206235Wouldn't pull out until I knew she was preggers
>>532206292Grass is medium, but you need sparks to up her medium affinity
>>532205589No, you've already restricted too many training sessions. We need to train more or we'll get our asses handed to us at the Arima Kinen
>>532206364so... which one has the futa dong?
When can I roll for my own Rudolf
>>532206148>>532206337They're strategically delaying the carat dump until after the kita banner ends.
Rice Shower doesn't have enough (you)bait
sure she calls me onii-sama and that's cute but she should have Scarlet levels of (you)bait at the very least
>>532206516Well I hope this is the case. Fuck Kitasan I don't give a shit, just give me carats to pull for new Umas then I'm happy.
Where's the calendar again?
I need to start saving for Palmer and her Bestie
>>532206249No. Long umas are the best because you want to farm stamina sparks and they benefit from getting as much stamina as possible. Mediums are nice too since you'll want to break the 600 stamina threshold on them too. Sprinters don't tend to want enough stamina so you'll struggle with later sprints.
>>532206365Is she fertile enough?
>>532206512>He didnt use his ticket for herngmi
>>532206365>>532206616>not futacocknot canon
>>532206616Do Umas have human vaginas or horse vaginas or human vaginas with the strength of horse vaginas?
>>532206414That's ok trainer, I was going to tank that race anyway.
cygenerous gave you poorfags a new mission, just play the game and collect free shit like why is every here brown omg!
theres a lot more events im not triggering than expected. I've done a dozen careers+ with suzuka/teio/oguri/mcuqeen each
>>532206364you don't get affinity points for duplicate legacies
This is the third run in a row I've forgotten to schedule the Tanabata Sho
>>532206786A lot of them need you to fail shit like the Claw Game or to fail trainings twice in a row, real counterintuitive shit.
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>>532204769I HAVE ENOUGH OF THAT STUPID COSTUME! GIVE ME HER OUTFIT OR ELSE!
Someone explain to me how a tie puts me in second? Also, that fucking traitor Goat Shit! How dare she!
How many sparks do i need to go from B to A? From C to A? From D to A?
>>532206148>game has lots of launch event rewards>it finally stops>dumb ass motherfuckers expecting the flow to never stop being shocked that it stoppedget a job
This game is like Pokemon breeding but with more variables out of your control.
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is she any good?
>>532206786There's a couple of specific ones like getting Slow Metabolism and then having it cure itself without Infirmary
>>532206905goofy ahh stat spread
>>532206782>every heresorry lil bwo you're esl + ratio
>>532206691I'm like 300k left.
>>532206735>human vaginas with the strength of horse vaginas
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>>532205395Thanks worked for my Urara!
>>532206512>>532206621>tfw I've gotten Rudolf, both Teio's, Biwa, Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower all with free caratsfeels good
>>532206878>>532206970lol youre right, just checked the locked, they're basically all bad stuff. Skin condition, failing URA, recovering from moods and stuff.. guess I'll never see those, not gonna torture my umas.
>>532206956King is so cute
>>532206735Human vaginas with the strength of horse vaginas to milk and squeeze every last drop of cum from your balls
>>532206046>Mile?YOU FOOL!
>>532206972No bully, I'm experimenting on Vodka while also doing the event missions...
>>532205406I appreciate Umashikos but atleast don't post it on pixiv (nip owner) or twitter (full of nips), maybe r34 somewhere else
>>532207005I have an MLB Satono follower support I picked up on the database that I use for pointmaxxing, I get 20k per URA finish. It made it easy to farm points, but that card is mid.
>>532206735>>532207012they have horse strength everything but all in human sizes
O.O
>>532206802>>532207085>abusing a girl who could kill you with one kicktrainer has it coming...
>>532206807only if the duplicate is the same as the trainee right?
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is this skill any good?
>>532207150bullying is another form of love
>>532204401 (OP)guys, so.. what's the main gameplay?the career thing? is it like a roguelite? do you retain stats in-between runs?
>>532207150>they have horse strength everything but all in human sizesExcept for ears and tails.
Cinderella Gray has so many nice designs that will never be in the game. What a bummer.
>>532207243It's princess maker/monster rancher with races.
Who's the Uma that would be the scariest to have sex with?
>>532206956https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiSz95t-ujI
>>532207262true, they have horse ears/tails
but the rest is human sized, but horse in strength
they even have their own lane on roads with a speed limit of 60 km/h
>>532207327Tachyon.
>>532207243it's a roguelite until you get a single good card and borrow a decent legacy, then it's just a grinding game where you spend 30 minutes to roll for the privilege of getting 1* guts
>>532207303>>532207382but what's the energy thing? what do I spend it on?
>>532207265I'd want ponytail oguri, much cuter than her weird long hair
She can distinguish even my own cum?
>>532206956I need 2 seconds.
Sex makes babies.
>>532207335This artist is awesome, I love their horsies...
>>532207438It's how much you can last in bed before cumming inside of your umas
>>532207327Bakushin.
You'd be raw, sore and are very susceptible to a literal broken penis considering the speed she'd be hopping on you.
>>532207438for the chance to roll for 1* guts
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>>532207485Cum isn't milk.
>>532207303Accurate. It's a racist princess maker.
>>532207438It costs 30 energy to do a run which can take you 20-60+ minutes depending on how much reading you wanna do and if you wanna watch the races
>>532207265I want South Heroine...
>>532206905That's either great stats for classic year Arima Kinen or confusingly low for senior year one. Like, I don't even know how you could survive to the end of y3 with that stat spread.
>>532207496>I'll be back onee-sama, I have to crush McQueen's hopes and dreams, like I did Bourbon'sWHAT the fuck Rice Shower?
>>532207539then why does me a lactose intolerant feel sick after drinking a cup of cum?
>>532206148Frontloads over bwo itโs time to swipe
>>532207660She's lethally allergic to letting Torena-sama down
>>532207639That's just to do races against another player with pre-defined teams. 1 race per RP. It's mostly to farm Bond and fans and you get a big amount of currency at the end of a "season" based on your score.
>>532206929Bwo im a thirld world brown mexican in a state with the highest unemployment rate...
u cant do this to me...
>>532206956does she mellow out or will she act like a haughty bitch her whole life
newfren here
first hors, is this a good attribute balance and what should i change for next time?
>>532207706Remove that last panel and it looks like she wants to fugg.
>>532207639RP is used for doing team races aka racing your career-complete horses against other people's for minor rewards.
Question about pink sparks. Are they guaranteed to proc during the inheritance events, or is it RNG?
Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctz84GBp-G8
>>532207831>Yeah Torena-sama, I'll do one last race before retirement haha!RICE SHOWER YAMATE!!!!!!!!!!
I will never understand this game or know what I'm doing. I want to keep saving for Seiun Sky but I have the urge to keep pulling on the support card banner to max out my SRs.
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>>532207942random bby
also just think why there's O and OO affinities
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getting close...
Any umas with kansai accents? It may be japs rednecks, but it tickles my ears.
>>532207942all blue and pink sparks trigger during the initial inspiration, up to A rank. during the 2nd and 3rd inspiration their chance to proc is based off affinity.
>>532207872I mean, you won, so it did what it was supposed to.
I'd try to get PWR to 600 so that you have a better chance of getting a 3* spark for that stat
Guts doesn't need to go very far past 300, and Wit is where it's supposed to be
And of course, more SPE is always better
>>532207327Gentildonna, if the rumors are true
>>532208043she has massive tits
>>532208051>>532208102So even with 9* dirt i'll have to pray to RNG gods to make my Maruzensky into A dirter...
>>532208043all tits no brains
>>532208043I refuse to run Daiwa Scarlet as punishment for forcing me to do that long ass tutorial.
>>532204769Is there a way to disable the translation changes and only have the 60fps option enabled? I feel like it is breaking my game.
>>532208132Gentildonna is actually a gentle and passionate lover. Sheโs a sub who loves when her trainer dominates her and makes her feel like a helpless little princess
>>532208204idk if oguris could be considered kansai, I don't know the actual words to comment, but Tamano cross would be much closer to the kansai I'm talking about.
>>532208206>>532208259Not falling for the wit psyop
>>532208262press right arrow to bring up the menu >open config editor>uncheck translator mode
>>532208019Can I punch her for free too?
>>532208459Good luck, jpbwo...
>>532208458Why do you ask, just do it.
>>532208019Thanks for the hugs, but I'm here for the fugs
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HAHA DANCE HAPPY MEEK DANCE!
>>532207872Looks good. It's basically what you want out of a front runner. I would've grabbed another recovery skill or a gold one for security, but that stamina should hold most mile races.
>>532205036>caring about fps on a spreadsheet game
>>532207265For me its Norn Ace
>>532208321She intimidated Goldshi
S aptitude but only 5* stat sparks or A aptitude, but 9* stats? How worth it is S?
>>532208459>178kgimme... some...
>>532208459Why is she copying Teio's animation?
how many handshakes do you guys have?
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>>532207653Meh, it went alright
>>532208638shes great in the anime, how could she not be in the game
>don't even have a third sprinter other than bakushin and king halo
come on now, this is silly.
>>532208640Well yeah, Golshi is competition on the turf and for a mate
>>532204947Yes.
>risklol
lmao
someone please update CJ for GL
You can beat Careers with Wit, but you can also beat them with Speed + Stamina and have a much easier time in other game modes
>>532208640>>532208734>be Goldship>have a 95% or something crazy like that breeding success rate>all the mares fall in love with you>enter Gentildonna>absolutely TERRIFIED for some reasonWhat does Goldshi KNOW?
>>532208063You'll get there
I'm down to just Teio Sho, and I'm gonna have to wait til tomorrow and borrow because I don't have good enough dirt sparks to get someone to run that track.
>>532207908>>532207840thanks anons
btw... do I have to read all this text every career? shit's grating, I want to see horsegirls running, and instead I'm just clicking on menus and reading text
>>532207664Why are you drinking a cup of cum?
>>532208459How long to get that many carats?
>>532207842I will tell you this. The Trainee packs are absolutely worth it. Even if the total cost is that of a Video Game. Tons of Monies, Carats, SSR Tickets. This makes me hope they add more Value packs in the future because I am willing to pay into them.
>>532208858I'm an Almond Milk fan.
>run tennosho, elizabeth and japan c consecutively
>use tazuna to restore mood and delete any health statuses
I can see her appeal...
>>532208780go to your local high school track and break someone's leg
>>532208771You know cygames is notorious for banning people without appeal, right? There's no warning. You're banned. The end.
>>532208253*roleplays as your happy baby*
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aww , she cares about Urara
>>532204769i have it forced through my driver, looks good enough for me. not installing third party shit even if uncapped FPS sounds nice, it's even nicer that this game barely utilizes my GPU so it doesn't heat up my room.
>>532208610makes the whole game much smoother than you think plus it can upscale resolution for when i want to actually watch a race or cooncert
Question on legacies and duplicate parents:
If Uma A was a legacy for B, and then im training Uma C using both A and B (who had A as a legacy as well), does it affect the sparks negatively at all?
Followup question: if a trainee is the same character as one of their legacy's legacies, does that negatively impact the sparks in any way?
I can't find the answer to either of these questions in any guides.
>>532206516if you care about kitasan you should be rerolling and using the currency you get now, giving carats after the banner is honestly better
>>532208930nore like middle school
>>532198126This chart doesn't take into consideration that paid carats are different outside of the bonus notes... the free carats from the daily pack can't be used for paid SSR/3* guarantee banners or daily rolls, which is really the only reason you should be buying carats in the first place.
Also Rookie Starter Packs B and C give you 2 3* umas or 2 SSR cards at random combined with the starter 1500 paid guarantee banners. Shouldn't the value of those be bumped up according to the average rolls needed for a 3*? Even aiming for the point it converges at 50% (23 rolls), which is really the minimum, I'd consider you're getting around 235.83 carats per dollar. And if you bump it up to 31 rolls for an uma (61.1% actual rate of occurrence), they are better than the daily pack in value.
>>532208409thank you, game runs amazingly now
can't believe stupid nip devs never unlocked frame rates themselves
>>532208978Always someone is saying shit like this, but I was never banned (for software) in any of the games I've played, you have to be a complete fucking retard doing some asinine shit to get banned, usually devs don't care.
>>532208919Understandable, have a nice day.
>>532209076The only negative is being her own grandma, inbreeding is fine.
I want that blue haired uma
Easy 60 rolls, got 172k left for summer alts.
>>532208879Just play the game, the roll income gets wild per year. Only roll for new charas, meta supports every 2-3 months usually bundled with free 80-120, and some alts.
Have the nips seen this image yet?
>>532209198guess you weren't around for the big viramate purging, huh?
>>532208917eh the uma one, but ssr one will feel awful when you pull garbage, unless you're already a whaler
>>532208978after so many years and multiple server launches and emulator use we would have heard about people getting randomly banned while using hachimin by now, afaik the only people that were ever mass banned were bot users who completely unlocked frames far beyond 60FPS
AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE IT'S TIME FOR CM ALREADY
>>532208531Teio chan is for hugs and fugs
>>532209021Sad that I can't see these interactions since I set her as the main lobby girl.
>>532209314No, but I played a different game with "ban waves" and "walls of shame", it always turned out to be the most dumb people doing something like "clicking at the same pixel for 24 hours a day"
>>532207265I actually watched all of Cinderella Gray in one sitting today. I thought it was fantastic. I can't wait for the second cour.
I was surprised by this but i was actually really missing Kitahara in the second half of the season. The first half was definitely a little bit better than the second, even if the second half was still great.
>>532209350I would say I am near a Whale in status. Spent 200$ just this month on everything. Plan to save again until the rerun happens, Tamamo Cross, and Oguri Christmas appears.
>>532209314>erm, donโt you know about this thing that happened almost 10 years ago in a completely different game under completely different circumstances?>heh. shouldโve gone to gacha college like me
>>532209246you dont go for dupes?
>>532209526I thought they fell onto the seat stick
guys which Uma is for Sprint race from the Uma select ticket? got Rice Shower from the random Uma ticket
>>532209526>when you go up against real competition and not plumbers and electricians
>>532209443Are fugs also free
>>532208780She's a middle schooler...
>>532209547it's the same company with the same policy against using third party software.
it's probably safe but i don't care enough about it's features to take even the minimal amounts of risk for it.
How many friend points do I need to MLB haru?
>>532209637why would I ever go for dupes when I consistently get so much statues
also dupes are mostly useless on umas
>>532209246The dumb blue haired Zoomer is a 1 star? Nice I will get her for sure
>>532209712and yet the circumstances are still different because Viramate modified the UI, you dumb cocksucker nigger who probably wasnโt even playing Grubble at the time
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Just out of curiosity
Is there an uma you wouldn't fuck?
Not for reasons like she's your daughter, hugs not fugs, etc., but is there an uma that you straight up think is too ugly?
I think Air Shakur looks ratty and gross. I get what they were going for, but it's a miss for me.
>>532209687>when you go up against real competitionaka non-japanese horses. AmeriGODS and FrenCHADS are where the real competition is.
>>532209743I was just curious cause I thought you were a whale with so many carats
>>532207014Exactly! I figured this out as well after failing awhile with End Closer and Late Surgers. Power helps a lot as does speed, but you need those abilities to help break through the pack and win it all. Kitasan Black is god tier.
>>532209637dupes are pointless for horses, you get a billion statues
>>532209837All the mares.
>>532208919Itโs very healthy. Make sure you drink a lot.
>>532209908nope, you can see it's all free carats
All my horses keep jobbing on the fucking Oka Sho, they get 1st in everything except this one race so I can't clear the mission. It's infuriating.
>>532209694Only after you confess your love to her
>>53220993110
I can finally consistently win career mode, so I can finally build them back up
Was super tempted to reroll when I only got lb2 Kitasan to get all my clocks and refills back, but I'm keeping at it out of stubbornness
>>53220993171 because I didn't use any today
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What does multiplier mean in this chart? I am guessing it's an early to late game multiplier, but what's the indicator in the game?
Gold Ship and Gentildonna never attempted to mate. Stop circulating rumors
>>53220993192, I blame Grass Wonder
>>532209931I have like 60 something
>just read Scarlet's stories
man, her stories and early career have this weird writing that's somewhere between shojo manga and the most by-the-numbers tsundere love story you've ever read
it feels really at odds with every other in-game story I've read in the game, and the trainer's personality feels especially disconnected from how they act in every other story
>>532210002how long did this take
>>532209443Teio is a hors not a car. She doesnโt fit in your lap.
A recent law passed by the Japanese prime minister has caused Inflation to hit the horse market for more info search up horse inflation
>>532207864You get used to the fact that she is training you more than you are training her. It's a similar relationship between Agnes Tachyon and the Trainer.
>>532209976I want Almond Eye to drink my cum from the tap
>>532210061I'll show her up close how much I love her
MY LAST 5 STRAIGHT FUCKING CAREER RUNS HAVE GOTTEN 4 1* WIT SPARKS AND 1 1* GUTS SPARK. HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING IM ABOUT TO DROP THIS FUCKING GAME
>>532209837Jungle Pocket looks like a 15 year old boy trying to pass as a girl. Looks like they stink. Would touch the grinch before jungle pocket
>>532206956God I love her so much.
>>532210156I've been playing since day 1 and I only usually roll for new charas I like, meta supports every 2-3 months usually bundled with free 80-120, and some alts. Here's the newmas I got since Orfevre (Feb 2025)
>>532209815the japanese don't work with technicalities like that. unlocking your FPS may as well be cheating to them. i'd show you my 11 year old GBF account but i'm pretty sure there isn't a way to see your account's creation date.
don't know why you're getting so defensive over this stupid shit, use it or don't i don't care.
Are there any other races with shonen-tier storylines I should watch aside from Teio's 1993 Arima Kinen run?
>>532209837Grass wonder, Silence Suzuka, and Bakushin are all a little too plain for me to want them sexually desu
>>532209931
>>532210148It makes sense considering Daiwa Scarlet's Trainer wanted her to have bigger boobs than Vodka in the game. It most likely is an influence from her trainer.
>>532210256She only does that for her beloved trainer
>>532210214Ishiba's approval rating is down the gutter, everyone in Japan hates him honestly. Especially with how much of a cuck he is with foreign diplomacy.
Is a guts ssr worth using for the gold skill? what if the character has guts bonus?
>>532210431I can be her beloved trainer..
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Does Bakushin have the tism?
My uma trainee says its paranoid to not want to be in a room alone with her. How do I convince her my fears are valid?
I want to rape this horse.
>>532210148I think Vodka has a more concise arc, feels like a mini-Little Busters or something.
That said, still luv Scarlet.
>>532210582she really looks like a mother using her daughter's uniform
>>532210367Rice Shower cucking Bourbon and McQueen out of stuff.
Goldship's 2012 Satsuki Sho run.
>>532210561No way that tummy doesnโt get her trainer going
>>532209136The problem with the rookie starter packs is that they're not selectors and the debut pool is kinda ass. You're far too likely to just land on a dupe horse or one of the meh SSRs if you've already rolled for horses and supports normally.
>>532210535if you met someone who kept using their own name as a verb in sentences, would you think they have autism
Midget umas are made for small jap cocks btw
>>532210557Take her on Recreation to an open space with a lot of people and give her a long talk
any anons with a speed 3* front runner 3*?
need one to make a god scarlet that cant lose the dailie monies runs
>>532210674Canโt believe someone impregnated Spe
can haru urara beat me up?
how many kitas should I get before I stop rerolling?
>>532210616>>532210309>look her upI don't get these gay posts.
>starting to lose team trials a noticeable amount
>>532210632this is why they removed the jockey aspect of horse racing.
>>532210751https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
>>532210770yes
any of the umas could beat up any normal human with ease, unless they were like, 3 years old I guess?
>>532210674Gentildonnaโs favorite toy
>>532209041loli fusapits...
>>532210818Yeah, as soon as I hit class 4, it's not so free anymore
I'm still breeding for parents, I don't wanna focus on pvp yet, but I also don't wanna miss out on rewards
>>532210770she would never
>>532210770tiny ass teio deadlifts 200lb in her sidestory. Umas could rape the best of us
>>532210406how many times are you people gonna parrot this unfounded rumor
do debuffs affect friendly horses? I realized way too late that I gave my king halo a pace chaser debuff when I intended to put her with rice shower for my medium lineup...
>>532209837Meijiro Ryan.
The hair is just...
Sorry. I can't. And I hope she can understand, she hates her hair too, but I really just can't do the hair.
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what the FUCK
>>532211125B-but surely the law will protect us!
>>532210770She's still an uma. Even she is basically a gentle giant that could crush you if she wanted to except she's actually tiny.
>people think cygames wouldnt ban for carrotjuicer if someone unironically tried to revive and fork it
LMAO
How popular is Almond Eye in Japan?
>6* stamina, 3* speed
Wonder if I should aim for 9* stamina or 6* stamina and 3* power now that kita is out. What are people looking for nowadays?
>rank up in pvp
>5 more slots unlocked
>discover that it has to be new horses
>game expects me to have to 15 high invested horses+MLB Kita+best supports for these horses
>when all honeymoon carats were spent on Kita
Not looking good bros
Seems like Contrail is in.
>>5322112859* stam or 9* power
>>532211342i'm in class 4 now and i still have 4 empty slots.
it doesn't matter, i'm lined up for an easy promotion too.
>>532210818Yeeeeep, my runs wind up like this like 90% of the time now. Doesn't help I can't get any 3* sparks to save my life and the umas I know need training the most keep fighting me stupidly hard on their runs lately.
I'm somehow sitting in promotion range for class 6, but I'm not sure it's a holdable score and there's no way in hell I'll manage to stay there if I do.
>>532211342just win with 1 horse in each slot
I demand pictures of fat honse asses
>>532211342>he didn't spend honeymoon carats on umas and then save up for Kita
>>532210406that's fake, it's just the kind of thing people prefer pretending is true because it's funny and sounds plausible enough it also pops up in every single piece of media about anthropomorphized girls, there will always be a story about how someone related to the thing or animal wanted it to have big tits
>>532210587I can see that, but I don't think it's not concise enough, to me it was just kinda weird how a lot of it reads like shojo and how a lot of scenes revolve around her saying basic tsun heroine-like lines and the trainer giving the basic MC-like response
Is horse racing /an/ or /sp/?
>>532211572Sure, here you go!
>>532211395Another horse Almond made look bad
>>532211423Nice seagull on your head.
>>532211597I see I never knew, but it would be funny if it is true lol.
Is there a list of each character's gimmick? Like moodswings, debuffs, gold ship locking you out of training, etc.?
>>532211613Undefeated triple crown winner that Almond Eye beat in the Japan Cup
>>532211368can I steal(download) this?
is it okay to be a yurifag here?
>>532211785Fuck you anon now I have to fap again
>>532211785Do you think umas care about the well being of human men? Do they just pin them down and have their way?
>>532211829This is not the game for you if you wouldn't click this at the speed of light
Where is my special mission that gives me 500k SP?
>>532211885yuritards not welcomed, this is a galge thread
>>532209816Matikanetannhauser
All my friends have gotten further than me in the game despite me only telling them about it a week ago
>>532211730chat, is this real?
When are we getting Equinox?
vodka , scarlet , tachyon
which one should i grind out and hope for a 3*
>>532211963I don't reply to fatties
>>532209525https://youtu.be/BxUF9WQQZFI
Can agree. Cinderella Gray is as good as a Ufotable work and the entire Anime series is highly underrated. I hope more people watch it and listen to the soundtracks.
>>532211730Thatโs a cute Nice Nature
>>532211972Okay, I will post more!
>>532211885no, kill yourself
>>532212016its our divegrass model
>>532212056unlucky, still worth it
>>532210770Biwa benches 450, I'm sure Haru could easily do half that.
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>>532204401 (OP)The first time I tried to do the claw machine it was such a huge bitch to actually win. But now I can gurantee at least two each time if im not screwed over by the machine jerking. wtf happened to me...
>>532212057She's not fat!
>>532211885only with daiwa and vodka
>>532212071in all honesty the production took a bit of a dive at the end, they kinda ruined tama's big moment
>>532209525Kitahara wouldn't be back for a while. Maybe Season 3 or 4.
how bad is this card? is it the worst in the game?
>>532211885yes but my wife is strictly off limits
i'm starting to realize once again that i have no idea how this game works
my speed training is only +12 and has been low this whole run- what exactly influences how much speed you get from training? sparks? cards?
(i know i have no rainbows or multiple umas, but it's still low- usually my speed training is much higher)
i have no speed sparks atm but 3 speed cards, trying to figure out how all this shit works. is it the legacy?
Don't give it attention, post cute umas
>last 10 roll before spark
>had all but given up hope of getting her
lads I made it....
>>532212236Vodka better get up and RUN because she is in danger...
>>532212071I want them to readapt Spe's career with Cingray's level of writing and quality honestly
https://youtu.be/3KhdYI4sLzc
>>532210148There's a reason people will say that each trainer is a different character.
>>532212324Her mood, don't train unless it's at least good
So I realized after finishing most of my Umas that the Firm and Rain condition perks are actually pretty good. Which would explain why Daiwa Scarlet and others with 1100 Speed are getting fucked over if other have said green skills. Would this deck be good since it includes the standard perk as well as the firm and wet condition perks?
>>532212318Who is your wife?
>>532212253I am sure it was them being overworked and saying they would fix it in BD release. It's not unusual for the TV version to have a few issues and then fix it all in post production and sell it on BD a few months later. Even the DBZ Broly had a filter issue and some effects were not done properly on the Movie and it was fixed in a few months then sent to BD.
The Witmeta is real. Don't raise Stamina. You can slap Swinging Maestro on any uma and reduce her Stam requirements by 200.
anons, what do you pick here? whats the difference?
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>>532212254An Uma running at full speed turn me into pink mist
>>532212056She better apologize!
>>532212253Which one is that supposed to be? I thought the last episode looked great.
>>532212504Canon vs changing her fate
>>532212506Absolutely would, except maybe not a pink mist.
You'd be splattered into chunks, or have your organs busted out of your back...
>>532212224The first time I tried the claw machine, I didn't know it was tap and hold...
>>532212370The game already has its own take on S1, I don't need yet another, just adapt new horse stories.
>>532212494I don't have that though...
>>532212710same, it does NOT say to hold it it
it just says 'tap'
>>532212481Nyo... this is a trick question i wont fall for it!
>>532212336man I love how much wife material Kitasan is
Another day of farming, another day without a single 3* blue spark
is it a bad idea to keep spending carrots on the kitasan banner after the 200 spark
i have 2 total but i dont have any mlb SR speed cards
>>532212545when she entered The Zone, it looked pretty underwhelming
>>532212494Words of the utterly deranged.
>>532212554she didn't run in either race irl
Got my Almond Eye support towel
How many 3* Random Uma tickets a new player gets? Global reference guide is written as if it's two ("use your 3* random tickets before the select"), but I see no sign of a second
>>532212324you need to prioritize her mood, first turn I go for whatever training has the most girls in it then work towards making it go to great asap unless I see a skill hint from a girl who has one I want or 3 girls or more again, you have to keep it high as much as possible
Fucking Tanabata Sho, I finally did it
>>532212781If you really want Kita then go ahead
Otherwise Creek's banner should be in 3 weeks, I think? 0.75 rate too
>>532212757Kitasan is a good girl!
>>532212871You get one when you finish all the 7 days special missions for newfags
>>532212792Looked like good chuunikino to me, then again I didn't read the manga, so that probably plays a part.
>>532212740Well, if I end up posting her, I apologize in advance!
>>532212781Unless you whale and shoot for another spark then no its worth it. Wait for the super creek banner in 3 weeks.
I just got here is there a newma in Pandora's campaign?
>>532210338God I'm sad I barely missed chrono's banner, I really wanted her. Oh well I guess I'll just have to wait a while longer for my next chance
>>532212370https://youtu.be/FKZ4p1eCCvw
Honestly I do wish Cygames Pictures would at least expand Umayaru to be 15 minutes long and to create Slice Of Life stories around the large number of cast members. It would work really well even though I like the shorts. Perhaps after CinGray is done they will begin to do that more.
>>532211829I would Grass Wonder
>>532212868what's on the other side?
>>532212781no because the SRs are good
yes because you aren't saving for ur fave uma
>>532212324Mood, amount of umas training, and if the uma training is that training type.
>>532212980ok fine bwo its rudolf
when is curren banner up?
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Fuck off
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Am I going insane? Has the color always been piss yellow or is this the golden run?
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>try witmaxxing
>had more energy than I know what to do with by the time senior year rolls around
>>532212494>penis checker is witmaxer
I will keep grinding until every uma I own has a 3 spark.
Psyche at critical state. Must succumb to falling in love with only umas.
Just wasted 30 tp because I thought king halo was sprint. Wtf is this shit.
>>532212494>200Are people really this stupid?
>>532213127It changes depending on the uma
>>532213127bwo has been playing too much umama musume
>>532213194Well she is, just wirh a little bit of extra
>>532213105Okay, I don't really have any Rudolf pics anyways.
https://old.reddit.com/r/GirlGamers/comments/1m5cojh/im_quitting_marvel_rivals_because_its_a_gooner/n4aze47/
Sad news, we are a gooner game according to the female audience
How long until they increase/remove the daily borrow limit?
>>532213059The back is just white
>>532212868Now your Almond Eye fapping sessions have 4D immersion
>>532213021buy the pick ticket in half-anniv
>>532213339still looks cute, how much it cost?
PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE 5 SUPPORT CARDS ALREADY IM USING 5 SPEED CARDS FOR THIS!
>>532213176McQueen a cute
>>532213049Those chibi anime are always short as far as I know, Arknights pushes it a bit more with 6 minutes per episode.
>>532213312This might be some of the dumbest shit I've ever read and I question why the fuck you posted it here, much less how your retarded ass found it.
>>532213334They increase the limit during specific events like half-anni/anni/holidays.
MLB nice natie or lb0 marvelous sunday
sunday's skills look really strong but I don't know how big of a difference the extra stats is
>>532213194What are you talking about bro? She is a sprinter (and everything else)
>>532213137Wait a minute if you Witmax does this mean less Energy is depleted?
>>532213194>only has A in sprint>her career is a rotation of Sprint, Mile, and Medium>plus the humiliation ritual of having her run in the kikuka sho, the second longest track in the game king jobber's career goes crazy
>>532213424$35 on Mercari
cygay please send SSR ticket
i need cleats
>>532213194have some faith in her!
i got the funny bug to happen
>>532213312>https://old.redd--Stopped reading there, go back
>>532213312Maybe I'm too far gone but I like Uma because it's really cute, there is fan service I think but it's some of the most respectful sort of stuff that it comes off as cute or charming, and it doesn't feel like it's constantly being sanitized like a lot of Hoyo stuff post-hi3rd I feel...
>>532213312Nobody cares about a 350LB White Woman Cat Lady.
>>532213710i had that happen once too, not sure what triggered it but it was cool.
>>532213365Oh damn, that's next month right? Forgot about that, thanks anon!
>>532213710She's f-fast..!
>decide to finally try and get 1100 stam for spark despite lacking mlbs
>fall short cuz that bitch creek never rainbows
>finally get first 3* stam
Okeedoke
>>532213590>JobberYou can win that race easily. Just have a long spark on one of her legacies.
>>532213802The majority of the people on that subreddit are not biological women I would be willing to put a lot of money on that
>>532213710this is... requiem
Seems like there's a new welfare uma for JP in the new main story.
>>532213767fuck off and die already, avatarfagging/spamming yurinigger
Bwos Iโm running out of carrot juice what do I do bwos
>>532214070literally who. they should just add berno light bro
>>532213932And that's why she is the GOAT!
>>532213767Trust me when I say this, it's just women who are never happy and wish to make everyone as miserable as they are because they refuse to see the game as it is, but to see it in a way that they are eternal victims and must hate anything that is cute for some dumb reason that has to do with some imaginary oppression. I am sure tons of normal women do not mind becoming Fox Girls, Cat Girls let alone Snake girls, Umamusume girls.
Hello, friends. I started playing these last few days and fell in love with Agnes.
I'd like to build the ultimate Tachyon. As far as I can with my current deck, anyway. How do you build her for maximum performance? What cards should I borrow? What's her ideal godly inheritance?
May be a stupid question to ask, but I couldn't find a site for builds that didn't look like bullshit.
Thank you.
>>532213710Looks like something out of a Kamen Rider Opening
>>532214070neat, i was planning on rolling for her whenever global caught up cause i thought she was cool in those trailers people were posting last night. nice to know she's a welfare unit.
>bwo
Die if you use this stupid fucking word.
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Is this workable?
>>532213194lmao, I just won with her because her legacies gave her A on mile and medium, you just need to cover most race distances bro
>>532214140Itโs funny to troll McQueen. Call her fatty flatty, but sheโs one of the top 10 most beautiful umas in reality.
>>532213312that thread in general is retarded.
>nearly naked female skinsmale fantasy
>nearly naked male skinsalso male fantasy
I guess Marvel Rivals needs to add a period tracker to appeal to women like Love and Deepspace
>doing oka sho challenge race
>try different Bakushin build with a Maruzensky parent
>casually BTFOโs all my previous runs
I love Top Road's cute forehead
>>532214041I would believe you lol. Sadly I have heard from actual women Trans have invaded all women spaces on Discord, Twitter etc. Besides 80% will not be able to see the decade end.
>MLB Vodka I was following switched to 3LB Kitasan
fucking why
chanmi is tomorrow and I haven't touched JP in like 3 weeks... my club probably kicked me already too...
>>532214145ive only had a 3* speed prior w/ like 150 careers if that makes you feel better
Can I get some Satono Diamond yandere art please?
>>532214224Bwo is annoying, but ahh is the worst. When I see someone use ahh instead of ass I want to strangle them through the computer.
What should i do in this situation? Speed seems like a waste, i'll get like 15 speed from it because of finals free stats. Stamina would be good, but it has nobody on it.
>>532214281That's how these Feminist types work, whatever Men like they hate, and whatever they can do to water it down they will do so. Whether it's gays getting messed with or straight men, they hate men in general.
>>532214224don't be like that bruh
The only two women I know irl who play this game both have Grass Wonder as their favorite uma.
you will not post reddit links on this most holiest of threads
>>532214513I like Vodka, she reminds me of Rainbow Dash for some reason lol.
>>532214243>>532214243If you're willing to spend real money uncapping Kitasan/Creek/FM yeah that's a pretty good start. Helios/Eishin/Sunday fully uncapped can carry you for a while.
>>532205639After 1 hour and 40 minutes of search i am sorry to report that the post with the image was probably deleted by the author as I have found nothing similar to your description I will be on the lookout though in case it resurfaces
>>532214520Speed training for more Power
>>532214503I'll kick your ahh!
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bwo cringey ahh
>>532213312More importantly, why are you deep in a day-old reddit thread with a hundred or so comments in a small-ish subreddit of 60-ish concurrent users?
Is there something you want to tell us, anonymous?
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>>532213014>super creek again in 3 weeksbut I wanted to roll more than twice for umas...
im thinking this accelerated schedule business really sucks bros....
What happens if I buy the daily carat pack on android but mostly prefer to play on steam? Do I have to log in on android every day to get the carats or else I'm fucked?
>>532214631This but Dream Journey
>>532214396>Had a 5LB Special Week>Change to 2LB Kitasan Black>Only 5 people borrow>Go back to 5LB Special Week >Back to 25 borrowing my card again.Maybe it's just the Kitasan stock has dried up because so many had MLB of Kitasan Black.
>>532214806Check the Carat pack details. Pretty sure it says on there any uncollected carats get given to you in lump sum at the end of the month.
But yeah, you can only use paid carats on the device you bought them.
>>532214631She's like the most plainest basic jane uma there is. Maybe women self insert as her.
>>532214631they want to get GRASS'd?
>>532214520URA gives 35 to all stats after the final race, with speed you'll reach the cap and an A in power, training int won't do anything
>>532209837Bakushin is unfuckable. She's too high energy to ever imagine her in heat.
>>532214729Glorious angle!
>>532212392Yeah I get that but the difference in especially jarring in hers, nigga just walked straight out of a tsun heroine romcom
>>532214806You just cant spend the 500 paid carats on steam. The free stuff is not affected.
Can Late Surger/End Closer sprinters ever work? Or is it always a no-go?
>>532214631Uh shit I'm a guy and I like ass wonder. should i be worried
>>532215036Not bad at all. Also how did you get your A?
slowing phasing my stupid witmax umas out~
>>532214729Bruh i said you didnt have to look for it...
If i was meant to see it again it will simply reappear
>>532214503who hurt you lil bwo
stop being such a diddy ahh blud
if your favorite uma was a stallion IRL then you are homosexual
>>532215153sorry, my autism kicked in
>>532214449The smell would be heavenly
>>532214631kek they are in for a surprise
>>532214652https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1lvh15l/i_was_thinking_i_should_give_edgerunners_a_chance/
>>532215093You can turn them into Pace Chaser like with Gold Ship or even Special Week to go for Sprint. But then it will be more Speed/Stamina than Speed/Power and the Skills will need to prioritize Pace Chasers.
When is Michael Jordan out?
I have rolled 140 times in the Kitasan banner and I have gotten zero SSR cards of any kind. Zero. No rainbows.
>>532215093I always find this statement weird since I've had much more consistent careers with Late than Pace Chasers. What works for me: always front-run the debut race, then rush 200 wit as soon as possible without sacrificing speed/power too much.
the reason Uma get a "migraine" or mood down event every month is because they are women.
>>532214865Sheโs really sexy. Is she actually crazy?
>>532215364oguri cap (as in peak) is already in the game though?
>>532215372bro... may as well reroll at this point
Wit is one of two skills with diminishing returns and you wanna tell me i should prioritize it?
Fuck you
>>532215343Edgerunners is based lol. They know who their audience is. Lolicons unite!
>>532215429Wow, did you figure that out on your own?
>just started a golshi run
>sleep deprived 3 times before debut
...she's doing it just to spite me, isn't she?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ittiGXvSwMA
matikanefukukitaru cured my depression
>>532215485I have like 100 hours in the game, I don't wanna reroll my account but my cards are so horrible.
My uma trainee would never rape and will always respect me and my rights as a human being
I hate dogshit shower so much.
>randomly gets night owl out of nowhere
>cure her
>automatically mood down right after
>recreation
>directly goes to another mood down
This has been happening for 3 careers in a row. If I could delete her from my account, I would.
Borrowing from players probably increases the negative events too since all 3 careers have a borrow.
>>532215372There's still a lot of time in the banner to reroll if you're not happy with where you are now. It takes about half an hour to force 3 kita out of your first 80 pulls and then there's a good chance you get another on the way to 200.
It doesn't matter how much Wit or how much Power you pump, your Late and End trainees WILL go through a period of multiple races where they will ram themselves into the middle of the pack and against the rail and you'll get 10th place at most.
>>532215491shhhh don't tell them Normal Monday
Do umas pee while running?
The reason why Viramate/spoofers got banned in grubble was because of literal "cheating"
Nips cried to Cygames complaining that gaijin were receiving the burger gibs without having to purchase any burgers, or that gaijins had an advantage in raids with Viramate
FPS unlocker on uma provides zero advantages that a player would have over another. It's just for the personal experience. I doubt they would ban for this.
When does Hishi Amazon come out? Iโm dying for a real dirt horse.
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>>532215459she's not actually crazy, moreso headstrong/stubborn. when she wants something she won't take no for an answer, but once you meet her it turns out what she wants is (you) because no other trainer understood her.
>>532215559do you have event special week fully uncapped and a 3* spark? if not, then it's up to you bro
B+ B+ B+ if I see another B+ I'm gonna B+ my pants!
>>532215659What's the point of fps unlocker? Doesn't the game run on 60 fps anyways?
>>532215581Top Gun is your best bet.
>>532215607Works on my machine.
>>532215581uhmmmm bro your tazuna/aoi?
>>532215801It runs up to 30 fps lil bwo
Is it possible for a f2p to obtain all the umas eventually or is paypigging inevitable?
Nice Nature told me we can only do anal till marriage
>>532215713You can't just call her a real dirt horse, judt because she's Brown!
I think in 2 or 3 months
>air shakur died because he kicked a fence
kek what a bitch
>>53221580160 fps on mobile devices but it's locked to 30 fps for whatever reason on PC client
I'm not going to marry Satono Diamond
>>532215939Why do you want them? Completionist?
>>532216039Her being brown with big tits and a fat ass is the best part though
>Still in Love racewear model is IN
Minmaxxing my mental illness by believing the teioturbo ship exists.
>>532215713September my neighbour
>>532213312>"""female""" oriented community on redditI have bad news for you
>>532215939depends on your luck, dumb question.
>>532216147True and I hope I get her I roll for Eishin.
Does Daiwa prefer front or pace chaser? Her unique passive feels better for front, but she also get two pace stamina skills...
>>532216053meanwhile Gimlet ate fences whenever he was bored
>>532216246Teio x Turbo is a real as Nature x Kitasan
Nice Nature is for wholesome handholding and touching her fluffy hair
Do the future career scenarios have new idol performances or is it all Umapyoi Legend at the end?
>>532210338GIMME FENOMENO NOW.
>>532216323i find front works best
is curren chan a loli character
>>532211885Yes, as long as it's for pairs personally approved by Cygames
>>532216323Her current unit works better as pace. Her alt christmas unit is better as front.
>>532216392New scenarios tend to have new ending lives.
It's time
Not sure if I'll have skill points to afford all that
>>532216325>atehe still does it
he doesn't even bother to escape through the broken fence either
>>532216246kill yourself
China man made a chart ranking how much the uma loves the trainer. X axis is how clingy they are y is love.
Roll accordingly.
>>532216261Where is she? Where is my wife?
Gonna make a team of all umas with accessories on their left ear. No troons on my team.
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>being a newbie trainer
>have a new uma to train, kinda happy but...
>she is very problematic and constantly mocks other umas after getting 1st place
>warn her but she ignores me
>keeps pissing off her classmates after every win
>they had enough
>can't bully or hurt her cause she's the daughter of a famous uma
>decide to go after her trainer instead
>going back to my room after training all day, tired as fuck
>suddenly 3 shadows come out from the bushes
>first blow left me breathless and writhing on the floor
>such strength, must be umas...
>they keep beating me almost to death
>before losing consciousness, I see one of them unbuttoning her skirt
>Just before I pass out, I hear... "rape that bitch"
>>532216465Is that rice card any good?
>>532215434I can't wait to roll for her
>>532216261Marvelous Sunday when...
Is it just me or is the site acting up
>>532216448what are the pairs personally approved by CYgames?
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>>532216506uhhh maybe here
>>532216550It's for a debuff build. Anything else no
>>532216501fuck off nigger
>try random G2 race for SP
>boxed, 9th
>try sprinter stakes for a free G1
>rushed, 7th
So this is the King Halo experience...
>>532216501>Manhattan Cafe that high upMan I was already gonna save for her and now I have even more incentive too.
>gifted LB3 Kitasan account
its safe right? I changed the trainer name and data link password already
Why does this feel ominous
Is it better to prioritize multiple friendships over hints in the beginning?
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>mogged everyone in the Kikuko Sho
holy shit
>>532216465how good is debuffer nature in pvp
>>532216696>2027it's over
>>532216901How much did these fat plushies cost on release?
>>532215132just keep playing and eventually it just pop, I been start using 2 spark only and thanks to that they start turnning into 6 sparks with all grandparents having 2 sparks
so yeah I think you need good grandparent spark too
but her run was near perfect run with 0 mistake as well
>>532216613Jan 2027... Please accelerate further cygames
>>532216856Goldship is STRONG.
Are you happy with your club?
>>532216660yea reloading fixed it for me, it's probably /vt/ throwing your regularly scheduled melty
>>532213312this is unironically a picture posted by the person whose comment you linked
>>532216480oh I remember him being surrounded by steel fences nowadays, maybe he gets stressed out if he doesn't break a wood plank in a while
when can I roll a good uma
which rare supports i should keep in mind? i heard R rudolf is really nice on a debuff stack build
>dogshit deck
>dogshit sparks
>running out of alarm clocks
>still too attached to my account to reroll
>>532217072Holy fucking YUCK
Why does 1* pace turn it into A? I thought it's every 3*s?
>>532216975Teio has C cups. This wouldnโt work.
>>532216804unless the hint is from an uma that has a skill you really want/need, then yeah rainbow training with multiple trainers as early as possible is better in the long run imo
>>532217108>8 turnsThere's literally no risk here.
>>532217070oh makes sense
>>532217089shit scared the shit out of me growing up
>>532217108Do it or no balls pussy
>>532217108yeah what's the worst that could happen
>>532217108it's just a coinflip bwo
>>532216795>and data link password If your data is still on a session somewhere he can just take it back. you need to make sure he deletes the user data on his end and he's running on fresh data
>>532217108You've got 8 turns in case this fucks up, go for it
>>532217060kinda? danchode is kinda quick to boot people who's been inactive for more than a day or two and also he culls low fan friends so it's not chill
>>532216795It's safe if it wasn't bought from a chinese farm. Last I checked the chinks went hard rerolling uma musume accounts. I'm talking unlimited supply of mlb kb accounts for cheap.
>>532214139how many do you have left?
So am I retarded or am I missing something but isn't it better to buy the 33.99 carat pack than the 69.99 pack? Like, why does it cost like a dollar more shouldn't we get a discount for buying a bigger pack....
>>532215074Tamamo Cross MOOOVE
>>532216661why is he so silly
>>532217165letter grade is independent of sparks
I'm 60 rolls away from sparking 3LB Kitasan. Will I make it bwos, or will I have to use my ultimate?
Is bwo what you say when playing goo goo babies?
>>532217292don't question it
>>532217292They know whales are retarded enough to just buy the biggest pack without checking the prices
>>532217108should be an instant attempt. that's around 4 turns of normal training. if you fail, you'll lose maybe 2 tops. only a retard wouldn't try it.
>>532217308Yes. I know that. But i've been told 3 stars are needed in total for one grade up. But she gets a grade up with only 1 star?
>>532217132>dogshit deck even after kitasan negro bannerngmi
>>532217414to be fair... I did buy the 5k carat pack the other day when whaling for kitasan... So I AM retarded or not checking until recently...
>>532216449Do they record vocals for all the Umas?
>>532217072so this is you average yuri enjoyer kek
>>532217292Someone dropping $70 on a default pack doesn't care about saving the couple bucks and just wants the convenience of all 5000 at once
>play the humiliation ritual Arima Kinen for Vodka
>get the G1 debuff
fuck off
you have failed me /uma/
never taking advice from you retards again
Favorite Green Skill spark ult? I really like Super Creek's free stam heal
almost every long time JPfag I see has 100k+ carats
it reminds me of priconne before CR killed global
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I think the Speed rainbows fucked me, not enough power, too much Wit, and kinda garbage skills also for some reason I didn't get concentration. Or Beeline like I wanted.
>>532217070Kek easily the most hilarious board. It's like watching /sp/ during World Cup but occuring weekly.
>>532215659maybe, but they could have detection software that false positives you. And they will ignore appeal.
>>532217515only songs with vocals from all umas are make debut, umapyoi and ms victoria. new umas are most of the time part of the newest song and group, then get vocals for old songs after a while
>i put more stats into speed instead of stamina, despite knowing well i need more stamina for the next long race again
FUCK KITASAN BLACK
>>532217427letter grade is only dependent on your stats and how many skills you buy
>>532217613I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE WIT CARDS BRO!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!!!
worst outcome
I'll try to salvage this run if possible
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE HOW DO I UMA TULPA
>>532217859i'm talking about aptitude...
>>532217070>check>one of the vtubers with the most in-love fanbase is getting married IRLThey sure are
>>532217292The 70$ one has more value for me
Taxes n shit
so is 800 stamina and 2 gold skills enough for long
>>532217952I bang that daily btw
>>532217947o my bad. the first letter grade increase only requires 1 star (except A->S), and then it's 3 stars per letter grade after
>>532217054Almost every Dia-chan comic I've come across is about her being crazy for Trainer-san
Hi where do I go to look at the packs people are buying?
>get my first 3 spark
>it's speed from my Rudolf
is this good or bad?
holy shit the website really is dying, lol
>>532217070I just wanted to post about the funny horse game but the usual crowd are chimping out again as usual
>>532211395>>532211613>>532211769unfortunately no, it's a generic mob outfit
>debut
>medium length
>rain
>heavy conditions
someone's uma is dying on this course aren't they
>>532217292I donโt have any left
>no.1 fav
>triple double circles
>700+ speed/power 400+ wit
>gets boxed, 8th
King...........
>Entered room match for mission with a B+ El
>Everyone else have uber speed maxing umas
>Go to sleep, wake up only to see my El won despite awful mood + late start because she has B Wit while the rest are dumb as fuck
WTF Wit maxing isn't a meme.
I am currently mastering the art of BAKUSHIN
>>532215243made for hotdogging
>>532217947o my bad. first letter increase only takes 1 star (except A->S) and every further letter requires 3 more stars.
Triple Tiara or Classic Triple Crown?
>>532217997That's enough for med.
>heavy rain for my urara's debut
why
>>532217929Imagine if Daiwa Scarletto had an event where she got pregnant.
>>532217768i can feel the luck washing over me
>>532206081Why is Biwa obsessed with bananas?
How retarded would a 3 power card deck be
Does Super Creek's career really just give you a worse Practice Poor or did I fuck up somehow?
>>532217952I bang this daily btw
>>532217981just learnt about that, checked their catalogue and they sure are going nuclear
imagine if 4chan hadn't been down when the big one graduated
>>532213105sorry but that is literally air groove's wife they are the emperor and empress bro... apologies you had to find out like this
is this one of the other endings
>>532216392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFWkYZ1emzk
Building for long pvp is hard. I am yet to find my ace.
I missed you guys, please don't suddenly leave me again
>>532218443Honeymoon period is over. We're back to pre-global /uma/ speed.
>>532218371not your fault, she just cares about you so much that it debuffs her
>>532218338because the real biwa loved bananas
>the vtumors actually killed the site for a bit
jesus what a shitshow
I was so scared it was another hack
THIS VTUBER HAS HAD SEX 1000 TIMES CONFIRMED
DON'T OPEN IF YOU AIN'T READY
>>532218613What did they do?
>>532218613I shouldn't have said that slur to the customer support lady from ISP
>>532218160any what left, anon? those are all the normal packs
Do I use 30 pulls on wife on reroll?
Like the majority of the comics Iโve seen so far about Dia-chan are her trying to make Trainer-san part of the Satono family
>>532218762Former Hololive member got engaged
this game would be a lot of fun if it weren't for the support card slot machine
>>532218510just me or does does this happen daily now? 2nd or 3rd day in a row I think
I rerolled for a LB3 kitasan but i realized i donโt really play the game after going through all the careers
I should have waited for more umas to come out
how expensive is your wife?
>>532218956That's pretty cheap, what's the catch?
>>532218865I don't much mind them I just think the spark should be at 100 instead because it's two seperate gachas
>>532218371Her irl counterpart got a fucked up legs since it was born from what I know. That status is to represent that but it will be upgraded into a better practice perfect in fall or if you win Kikua Sho.
>>532218998They are cheap.
>>532219001>I don't much mind themI do, my deck is awful and I'm having less fun than others for literally no reason
>>532218240Triple Crown gives more fans but if your uma requires a Tiara race you might as well go for it
>>532218956>boyfaggot THAT cheap unlike everyone elsealrighty then
>>532216695>tfw still no marriage in Umamusume JPactually now that I think about it, does cygames just never do that?
it feels like such a staple of any company that churns out a bunch of gacha
>>532218140>post was made during downtime so no one noticed it
>>532218956>ryan that cheaplol
>>532218762some english whore who had a known boyfriend for years announced she's getting married, so retards who fell for the girlfriend experience shit are finally starting to realize they aren't pure maidens who have never interacted with men IRL
Tell me how to make the strongest Top Gun possible.
>playing EL RABIDO for the first time in a while>mfw>>532218613I think to remember someone telling me that vtuber faggotry crashes the site a lot, or if it does crash, it's likely to be them for some fucking reason. how the fuck does that happen to begin with, is it the usual ddos script kiddie shit, or something else entirely?
>>532216696I hope the gap between curren and the current banner doesnโt increase. I thought they were gonna do weekly banners but they spaced this one out more than a week.
>>532219235Sexual intercourse
>>532218956>2 reviewsspe chan...
>Do room match room for mission
>Send my B+ El to an Oka Sho room. Get matched with a bunch of speed maxxing umas.
>Go to sleep, wake up to see my El won despite awful mood + late start because she has B wit and the rest are dumb as a brick
Witmaxing isn't a meme...
>>532219302There are 4 billion people living in Indonesia, the site can't handle 3k posts per second.
>>532219235Watch Top Gun and Top Gun: Maverick back to back.
>>532218956I don't see Rice Shower there.
We were robbed of a better mc.
>>532219156One of the top English agencies also imploded at the same time as the marriage announcement cause of charity fraud so it was a double whammy
>>532219302they're completely obsessed with drama so they just flood the board with so many posts it's a pseudo-ddos
>>532219386>Indonesiahonestly didn't think of that, nor did I expected vtuber shit on this website to be based from that region
Sex with gyaru umas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
>>532218956rice, bakushin, doko?
>>532218613>people unironically mad that the streamer they watch is marrying someone instead of putting her life on indefinite hold for her viewersI forgot how mentally ill vtuber fans are for a moment there
if i were a metafaggot would i be better off using the selector on reddit cap and then targeting summer maruzensky or getting v maruzensky and targeting x oguri
>>532218956are kita and dia popular? what do JP popularity poll rankings even look like
>>532218998You get them from claw machines and the quality is lower than a normal figure. Some prize figures have a higher quality than you'd expect but you're almost always getting what you paid for.
>>532219673finally fauna can stop streaming.
>>532218956>highest price>5* ratingThat's my Spe-chan
>>532218956bwo dont
what the hell are these pricing
they are prize figures
they cost nothing here
>>532219673vtuber fags are akin to idol or kstan nutjobs, at least that how I imagine it. all insane maniacs. obviously there is casual people too, but you don't hear about them.
>>532219578is palmer really a gyaru
based on the couple of random career events i've seen her show up in she shows up in she just seems like a noble girl (like most of the mejiros) who likes escaping the prim and proper life every now and then
How do you guys grind so much umas for sparks? Did you use all your TP recovery? Use carats?
>>532219673It's not that simple. They form parasocial relationships with them. They fly off the handle when they get engaged because it means the fan got NTR'd.
>>532219826why can't you wait
>>532219496most if not all western vtuber fans are either brown teenagers from Indonesia or fat and ugly asian americans
>>532219804I have a couple I watch on rare occasion just because I find them entertaining as normal streamers, I genuinely can't conceive the level of mental illness these fans are operating on
>>532219954Parasociality is a really bad disease nowadays I wanna say...
>try to do "win okasho" race mission
>do scarlet and air grove career
>all jobbed and failed to get 1st
>rage.jpg
>mfw I just realize I can win easily with oguri or taiki
I think I have wit problem bros
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Love this brat with her little shit eating grin
>turn before uma qualifiers on a witmax sprint build
>500 stam
>single rainbow on speed (at 930)
>wait
>tachyon on lv 1 stamina training for +16
>if I do three lv 1 stamina training and win the finale I will have enough for 600 stam
>proceed to ignore three rainbow speeds in favour of getting +100 stam on a fucking sprint build
>end on 604 stam
>gut 1* spark
the 600/600/600 meme is rotting my capacity for critical thinking
Been playing for a few days, What's the meta game goal? Just kinda most on what to be doing. Is getting 3* stat sparks to make 9* umas? Should I start with trying to get 3* in speed or something else first?
Is there any reason to keep pulling on Kitasan after 200 pulls?
>took 3 infirmary visits for Biwa to clear night owl
REEE
>>532220195it was me, i was the one keeping her up at night
>>532219156dont want to start a back and forth, but Fauna has never been GFE. And the relationship was probably toward the end of her holo or evne post holo
>>532220348STOP GETTING RAPED BY MY TRAINEE, SHE NEEDS REST AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>532219496SEA plagues VT even more than VG, basically.
>>532220161>Is there any reason to keep pulling on Kitasan after 200 pulls?if you think there's any chance you'll spark her again (and you need more than one copy) then sure I guess, you'll probably end up having to whale for it though
>What's the meta game goal?get a 3* spark as your first goal, 9* speed is kind of bad now that kitasan's in the game, you generally want sparks on stats you wouldn't otherwise train (or would struggle to reach important thresholds on) so stam and power are the most desirable (stam > power)
then use that 3* spark with an inherited 9* guest borrow to hopefully make a 9* blue spark uma, ideally all in stam but that's not going to happen
>>532219709summer maru is much closer to the point itll be hard for non-whales to save for since cyjew so far has given no indiciation of proper gibs and just pick who you like, faggot
I've done 60 runs so far and i've gotten 3 hot springs tickets...
>>532220039I can sort of understand being parasocial in a "subconsciously seeing the streamer as my friend because I'm lonely as fuck" way but the level of "she's effectively MARRIED to be so her not completely halting her love life for MY sake is like I'm literally getting KEKED" and thinking they're sane for thinking that way I saw peeking at the board is a tier of these things I couldn't possibly conceptualize
Uma Musume: Pretty Derby
Horses that are bananular?
Since people are saying to MLB kitasen black with anniversary shop stuff, how much does this stuff typically cost?
>>532220725be thankful, I've been playing since release and I havent seen even one ticket so far, makes me genuinely anxious that when I dare do another golshi run I'll get it with her
>>532219818i think they're more like city gals
Was I supposed to save the Toughness30s for something? Cause Iโm at 10 nowโฆ
>>532222440No. Maybe stock up for aoharu for now.
>>532220453>never been gfe She's done tons of pandering asmrs. She cultivated a gfe audience.
>>532223276>missed the unicorn spaz out from the world tree antiparasocial talk
Your hors also had sex with other hors too
>>532218491You're witmaxxing too much bwo. Long is a position where you have to accept your horse as a 400midwit because you actually need 1200 stamina now.
she's going to choke in the finals, isn't she?
How do I make Mcqueen's URA a Long instead of Medium?