Gold Ship?
Canonically hung.
>>714953254 (OP)Maregasm bros... We lost!
Reminder that all girls are canonically 400+ kgs.
>>714953254 (OP)>see cute horse girls>start thinking about dicksI have faggot fatigue
The songs are so good. Theyโre transcendent.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4fZNU-T8rFM
>that lead into the chorus
>>714953254 (OP)Good morning saar!
>>714953254 (OP)>>714953557You wouldn't walk for a week after she's prone-boned your prostate into dust.
>>714953657>I have faggot fatigueunderstandable, it must be tiring to be as huge of a faggot as you are on a daily basis.
>>714953557I still think about the event where the weak umamusume could "only" lift 130kg with one arm like damn these girls can probably break you in half no problem
>>714954609Urara can still destroy (You) in a fight.
ffs Urara can you at least beat the jobber horses without help?
>>714953657>>714954601go back to sucking dicks on reddit
so did i win the game or what?
>>714954907the trainees don't make that much of a difference, the support cards are the real shit
>>714954907Support cards are stronger than the horses themselves but you won the fun competition you lucky bastard
>>714954907No, it only started. The horse itself is for unlocking their career mode but the support card gacha is what made them wins.
I wanna fuck all of them and Kiryu Kazama won't stop me from my goal
>>714955201Yes, yes Air Groove-chan, very well done on winning the Arima Kinen and impressing your mother. However, in the process, you have comitted a most grievous sin.
You made Haru Urara cry.
>>714955269yakuza has no control over any artist outside of asia
>>714953254 (OP)See this is why botes make better wives.
>>714955269They don't exist anyone. Neither does Kiryu.
>>714953254 (OP)So, what is this game about?
>>714954609so basically there would be nothing stopping teio from pinning me down and fucking my throat with her huge futa cock
>>714955730horse raising and racing simulator but the horses are cute girls
>>714955549Botes have had hundreds, maybe even thousands, of men inside them
I fucking told /v/. I said on three years, everyone will have a main gacha game on this board.
>>714955794So, you play as the horses and race with other horses?
>>714953254 (OP)Doesn't that mean they're trans if they're reborn as girl horses?
>>714955881you play as the trainer that trains the horse. ever played monster rancher?
What if they did like a story arc where there was a key to a basement and the racetrack academy walls were made out of real horses
>>714955910No they're futas.
>>714955786You will become a broodstrainer and you will be happy
>>714955798But they aren't men themselves.
>>714955730Going full bakushin.
>no sexual relief minigame where you jerk off horse cock shemales
I will NOT play your game
>>714955962This game feels so much like Monster Rancher, shit is lowkey cray fr
Iโm glad other Anons picked it up
>>714955549Your wife has a 41cm main gun between her legs.
>trainer said he likes human women
Is it even worth trying to get good stat rolls on your horses before you max them out? If I get a perfect run on a 3 star horse the veteran card will get mogged by an average run on the same horse but with 5 stars and max potential level right?
>have to deal with retards talking about horse cock forevermore
>>714954907Yes and no, Maruzensky's ult is an excellent one to inherit no matter the horse (while Suzuka's for Front Runners and Teio's for Pace/Late) but otherwise, you mostly want to make a solid support cards deck since they are the things that will mostly dictate the performance of your girls.
I AM LOSING THE RETRY CLOCKS MORE THAN I CAN REPLENISH.
WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE TO GET MORE BUT THE DAILY SHOP
>>714953254 (OP)>the yakuza prevented an ocean of futa hentai from existing damn
>>714956310If it's not the last goal race of her career or the Ura final three then she's for the factory anon, clocks are somewhat tight.
>>714956310Event rewards
Sometimes the "win to get chest" bonus time on the daily pvp also drop clocks.
>>714956310>losing that many racesglue trainer
>>714956550god, i love her
>>714955993Are futas not trans?
>>714956764Futas are a romanticized fantasy ideal of both sexes in one body that doesn't exist irl, trannies are just people who do surgery and take drugs to be more feminine or masculine. Calling an irl trans a futa makes as much sense as calling a mtf trans a woman.
Why were BA and Phantom Thieves flopped
Gold Ship is so much better in the anime.
what's the appeal of horse boys (female)
>>714953254 (OP)Can I still get the Special Week card if I spam Bakushin speed?
>>714957001To make your inner mental vagina wet.
HOW THE FUCK IS EVERY HORSE I LIKE A MALE HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING I WANT A FEMALE HORSE WAIFU WITH A FEMALE HORSE VAGINA. HOW THE FUCK IS MAYANO TOP GUN A GUY????
>>714957034Not worth the grind to be honest. You can make do with a fully uncapped SR speed card, and later on they will let you reacquire welfare event cards you missed.
>>714956764futas are biologically female with fully functional boobs vaginas wombs cocks and balls
but troons? lol
>>714957064they're all women
>>714957064Men are better at sports. Hate to break it to you.
>>714957070Will they actually repeat events?
>>714957064brother, why do you care? in this they are all girls, do you need the real life horse in your mind when you jack it?
Do debuff skills affect your own racers?
>>714957140mmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with her
>>714956997Some characters are, Oguri is also better in her own anime. Tachyon on the other hand is better in game than in her own movie.
>>714957064they're all female, only their real life counterparts are male and that doesn't matter in umamusume universe
>>714956910>BAAssociated to much with porn and cunny porn for your average high profile streamers to care. They probably don't want their chat to be filled with ToT, cute and funny, uoohhh and similar shit. Not that doing 10 minutes daily is something worth streaming about. The steam port is just a PC port of the current global version they had for years, it's not a new release.
>P5XP5 rehash but with gacha. The gacha GAAS mechanics probably filtered your usual P5 fags.
>>714956910West wonโt play BA because lolitabait. No wants Persona 5 as a gacha.
>>714957140mmmm...wouldn't wanna mess with her
>>714957064Before the 2000s mares weren't as popular as stallions besides a couple of exceptions, the Scarlet/Vodka rivalry and Aston Machan changed the game in that regard but it's still somewhat recent.
It doesn't matter, they're all girls in game.
>>714957140Cute Uma Walking
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
YOU'VE GONE AND MADE A BIG MISTAKE
AND I CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK AWAY
>>714957140One single punch from her would annihilate Vegeta.
>>714957239>BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION ooouuoohWow very funny haha lol lmao
>>714957151The events themselves don't rerun, but they should be registered to your archive once they roll out the update.
>>714957381A woman wrote this. Female jealousy over male attention is vile.
>>714957001>That outfitAll the paizuri porn we lost out on...
Like tears in the rain...
>>714953254 (OP)Rminding Passion
>>714957381>Clearly underageShe is not 6 years old lmao, she looks 20, 17 at most.
>>714957476Always. Hell most of the anti white woman and bbc x white women comes from yentas themselves
>>714957381I hope normalfags and grifters and move on to chase the next trend before July is up.
I was interested in this for years and picked it up on release immediately, it's been great but discussing it is a pain since all the puritans who can only enjoy things ironically latched onto it.
>>714957520>>714955291>Nindian needs more agp threads
>>714957140mmmmm that's a winner's form.
>>714957381>women: all men are trash>men: wow I love these anime girls they're all so lovely>women: KILL YOURSELF WEIRDOSwhy are they like this?
I was trying to objectively figure out why everyone loves this game, and I think it just comes down to the gameโs feel. Everything has infectious energy behind it, from the music, races, UI, presentation.
Itโs a genius ideas with 10/10 execution. I hope Cygames keeps making good shit like this and Relink.
>>714957381>creek: Such a good boy! Who's my little trainy wainy?>3dpd: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714957719Society would collapse in a week if all men learned to be happy alone.
>>714957719>>714957820Why do you think so many boomers and women are autistically screaming at waifufags? White men are checking out and without white men the First World literally ends
They did it to themselves, they treated us like shit and now even the average normal guy rather enjoys waifus over real life
>>714953254 (OP)they actually let these mega prize stallions mount real mares? isn't the risk of injury way too high for that? mares fucking hate being around stallions and will kick the shit out of them
>>714953254 (OP)not even 12k to plow his stallussy? shit, sign me up
>>714957381why do foids get insecure about fake virtual anime girls but get mad and call men insecure when they don't want her to go on a holiday with real life guy friends
>>714957915Most breeders prefer they do it naturally so they don't get scammed by fake horse semen via artificial methods
>>714957889>yes goy just keep jerking it to your anime wayfoos and don't ever worry about your dying white race you stupid goyim
>>714957381you have to understand, the average foid by the time she's 20 already has crows feet, wrinkles and cellulite everywhere.
of course when they see a character that doesn't have that, their foid brains immediately think they're underaged
>>714957381how can human women compete
Super Creek or Nishino Flower?
>>714957419So I'll just get the card then? Sorry I'm kinda nu-gacha
>>714958241both, i don't discriminate
>>714957889It's just insidious and sad, shit like this hurts nobody and makes the misery of life at least a bit more bearable but it has to be shunned and put down, if more people were into it you would probably see high level legislation against it because the wageslaves would be checking out a bit more and that's not good.
>>714958140Nice try kike but you kikes are fucking allergic to anime and beauty
Bros why is my little sister looking at me like this? Does she feel bad or something?
>>714953254 (OP)someone post that pic of her holding a bat and she looks like she's about to punish you
>>714957915I think the offspring isn't thoroughbred unless they do live cover. I'm sure they've stored enough of his semen for when he dies, but it's worth much less.
>mares fucking hate being around stallions and will kick the shit out of themyou're probably thinking of the handful of webms where retarded spics do just about everything wrong that you could do wrong. mares in estrus absolutely want to get fucked and most aren't even picky. and he's probably the horse version of gigachad so even those who are picky won't mind
>>714956910Persona without proper fusion mechanics is substantially worse
Also there is genuine persona 5 fatigue with how long they've been on it for spinoffs and shit
>>714958325You saved her from this, anon. What do you think was going to happen?
>>714957401A passing wind would annihilate Vegeta.
>>714957140Now that's badass
>>714958140Unlike women we can't give birth. What's stopping women from going to some semen bank and raise 3 kids by herself?
Women already said they don't need us, why can't you just leave us alone?
>that horse that would bite her rider if he did something wrong
Trully they are better wives
>>714957064They're all anime girls, stop panicing. They're based off of male and female racing horses. Anyone who tells you that the ones based on males are male, are just gay retards.
>>714958325Nope, she's just cooking her rice.
>>714958282Basically it's good if you can get her, but it's not the end of the world if you didn't.
>>714953254 (OP)kazuma won't stop me from getting raped by gold ship's massive futa cock
>>714958306It's actually funny, since it proves we are superior
>No goyim we don't need you die already!>Please goyim COME BACK!I mean they wanted us poor AND childless. It is what it is, life has consequences and you have been mentally harassing men for decades. At some point people will check out
This is not our problem to fix anymore, the World chose suicide and make Earth into Planet India, so let them deal with browns now
>>714957140STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
>>714955123suzuka's flat chest and tummy
>>714958478and futafags, but we all know they're retarded closet case troon faggots as well
>>714958350sorry not a bat, I think it was a riding whip
>>714958606I'd say less so futafags, and more yurifags disguised as futafags. And not the good kind where it's at least futa/female. I'm talking about faggy "peg me mommy" type.
>>714958318>>714958449Good goy! Very good goy indeed!
>>714953254 (OP)>cunnypilledHe is literally me....
>>714956910>BAIt's just a port. A pretty good port, but it adds nothing new. You spend 5-10 minutes doing dailies and then quit.
>P5XThe story, arguably the most important part of a Persona game, is terrible. It was so bad they had to fire the writer. The gameplay got too gachafied and it feels pretty janky as well.
>>714956036Don't say that like anybody knows what the fuck you're talking about
>>714957915It's all handled by professionals and seeing as it takes 2 million yen for 5 minutes of golf ships time I'd say it's worth getting good at facilitating horse sex
>>714958140I'll never understand this """masterplan""" logic
Once the white race has been eradicated, then what? All you have left is races that would happily eradicate you out of this world tomorrow and you won't have daddy USA to cover for your ass anymore since you destroyed it from within.
Is it worth to farm the Special Week SSR card up to lv4? I'm just missing the one from getting 290k points but I'm missing 80k
Post lewd horses.
The yakuza can't get you here.
>>714959101>I'm missing 80kthat's like 5 bakushin careers
>>714958932>Please goyim reproduce we need more tax payers!Also, again, you kikes literally melt by watching a 2d character since you are trained to worship ugly shit
>>714958376>She's just a victim, she dindu nuffin>Pulls out a knife during the races
>>714958932That doesn't get solved by fucking. It gets solved by removing Nose Tribe, immigrants, feminism, and make homes more affordable
And why are you ignoring my solution? I said women can have kids on their own. Shouldn't you be blaming women instead?
>>714959101You can do it!
>>714959171Not falling for that one, aniki.
>>714959101Without at least lb3 it's genuinely worthelss as a speed card because it speciality priority stats is only unlocked after lb3 but it's still way too small (15%) compared to mlb (30%). Without speciality priorities it's massive rng for friendship boost.
>>714959080The point is to breed a bunch of mixed raced mutts that are too stupid to disobey their masters
>>714957381kill all streamers
>>714957381This is why gatekeeping is important
>>714958338I love Tachyon, wish more fanart would lean into the psycho-crazy-weirdo personality from the movie
>>714959272Unrelated, but the gif made me think about collabs, besides the kfc one what else uma got? will there ever be guest characters?
>>714959171This post was traced back to an internet cafe in Kamurocho.
Gold ship>>>>>all
>>714959327>that are too stupid to disobey their mastersYou got it wrong dude. Mutts are even lazier and violent. All of this is because it judaism is matriarchal and their women rules, and their women didn't want a world full of white women brutally mogging them so they force these mutt creaturas to feel less ugly.
Besides whites are too nice and wouldn't attack any meme master, but of course how would you rule over a race more beautiful than you? It's like rich women, being rich won't make them seethe less if her husband hires 20 years old hot maids
>>714959080Simply put: jealousy. Of course they are spoiled retards so they will cry too when they have to face THEIR consequences kek
It's what happens with inferior races
>>714959427It feel like diluting the brand if they include any playable characters that's not based on real horse imo.
Why is gold ship a only 2 star in the game if she's actually a futa alpha sex god that hss plowed over 500 womens?
>>714959427Jp hasn't had anything in like 4 years so doubtful, not that kind of game, there will be a new scenario with the French l'Arc horse race course later which sort of counts I guess.
>>714959171but the jannies will...
>>714959610>complaining about it being easy to get the best girl in a gacha
>>714959610Stars rating doesn't really matter on the horse themself because they are all based on noteworthy champions after all (except for Urara).
>>714959674well i assume that also means her stats are weak.
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>>714959610500 umas and yet not Gentildonna the gorilla-strength gigastacy
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Okay fags, I will try your game
before I start, are there any loli horses and are they actually good or just shit? This is make or break
>>714959742mayano top gun wants your cock bad
>>714959742the umas themselves don't really matter
what matters are support cards and legacies
>>714958738>it's at least futa/femaleThat's still fucking gay in another way since the whole fetish revolves around a cock.
>>714959698Not really, you can upgrade characters with multiple copies and you can exchange for those copies as well but the stat upgrades are very minor. You only really want to upgrade them to get their 3 star racing outfits.
Bakushin is a 1 star and she has the easiest time winning the career mode.
The big stat boosts lie in good legacies and generla equipment cards.
>>714959742Roll the uma gacha and you can get yourself a 2 stars cunny.
How good can she perform depend on your skill as a trainer though.
>>714959610Because every character in the game except for Haru Urara are all top .1% horses
>>714958016it gets even worse, men themselves are so oversocialised they'll hold water for this shit. I hear more vitriol from bucket crab men when shit is said like women don't just magically become attractive when they turn 18.
>haru urara sucks apparently
>still the only horse i've beaten career with after 10 attempts total
>>714959698Not really, this is a training sim after all. You are supposed to train the horse into becoming a champ after all.
>>714953254 (OP)>a billion threads>300 posts every thread>YouTubers left and right>... 29k peak players.?
>>714959938Bro? Your Bakushin?
>>714959742The girl that is horniest for (you) and gets the first marriage skin is a loli
>>714959742You need to play Mayano Top Gun, named after the movie.
Currently you have Tokai Teio, Mayano Top Gun, Haru Urara, Matikanefukukitaru, Sakura Bakushin O and Rice Shower who qualify as lolis imo, more to come. Most of them are easy to get and their power levels are about the same as all the rest.
>>714957806>Cygames keeps making good shit like thisthey just copied Konami's popular baseball game in Japan and added silly horse and idol elements to it
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>>714959610500 is rookie numbers apparently.
When does this chad get into the game?
>>714959942This is a phone game primarily, 20k+ on Steam for a idol raising gacha about race horses is insane. Not the new kind of gacha with a open world exploration and shit either.
>>714960012Dunno only Mayano feels bratty enough to be a loli currently and maybe Urara but she is too pure. Everyone else you listed feels closer to petite women in my lolidar.
>>714959942That's the old peak, they could hit 50k today. The game gets the most traffic during burger hour.
It's been a little over 2 weeks
How many hours have you spent so far?
>>714960206ใใฏใใซใใญ้็
>>714960150>break leg as a 2-year-old>live to the ripe old age of 24 and fuck mares every other dayhonestly the luckiest horse in the history of horse racing
>>714960150the real metric is money earned
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>>714960290i've only been playing on steam since friday
>>714953254 (OP)Embarassing ender
>>714960079Your point is irrelevant because Yugioh is still broken.
>>714960262Well if you only want the mesugakis then yeah Mayano is the only one for now.
The game is better on mobile.
>>714960562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdtrve-mA3Y
>>714960206Btw some of the PS2 versions got ported.
the concerts are immersion breaking
i refuse to believe gold ship can sing
>>714957181A racer can't hit itself, but i don't know about teammates. Hesitant debuffs for your own running group and the group in front are really good.
REMINDER that Goldshi is CANNOICALLY one of the most beautiful umas (until she talks)
>>714960683Will check, really strong 2000s flash games style here.
>>714960690This. Where do they find the time to practice singing and dance choreography
>>714956910The retard who decided to region lock Persona 5X on Steam deserves to get fired.
>>714960812>tfw your granddaughter is a schizo who kidnaps trainers and keeps throwing races
>>714960812Her voice actress kills it what u on abou
>>714959101not a significant difference
>>714957492westies don't care anon, there's a chance you'll still see it
>>714953254 (OP)https://streamable.com/bmqk67
Will some umas be unobtainable after the event ends?
>Tamamo Cross in Oguri Cap's career
>>714961565No, character banners for new characters just boost their drop rates to 0.7%, after their banner ends they get added to the next character pool along with the rest and get the regular 0.2% drop rate other 3 stars have.
>>714961638Thank, I'll save my remaining money for when the new OP card drops then
>*Appears in a race*
>Game: Well you had a good run........
>>714961638Fucking finally. God I fucking hate banners.
>I want this character>well theyโre gone>but Iโll pay for them>hmm no. Wait 8 months
>>714961356Doesn't require separate anticheat on emulator, and available in more countries than on Steam because of google play.
>>714954276I dunno they made like what 30 songs for the base game so out of all of those of course the first one you hear would have to be the one they put the most effort into
What is this even mean? What is G mean?
wtf I remember her boobs were bigger (in porn)
God please tell me there's another big game coming out soon that these morons and their favorite streamers can latch on to
>>714961909G means they're really bad at it.
>>714961909Good evening Sar, G is mean you're horse are bad at this
>>714961805Pretty much all the fomo in this game is fake and don't let any retard tell you otherwise, you can spend money to speed things up but ultimately you won't actually miss out on anything if you don't get something quickly, you'll get later if you just keep playing and trying for them.
>>714961909jesus fucking christ just read the tutorial you illiterate donkey 3rd world esl retard
>This horse is either a complete joke or by far the biggest menace on the race track
>>714959181I love meaty cunts more than meaty futa coahhwks.
>>714961981Granblue Fantasy Remake using Umas engine.
>>714960562I'll post my 5 favourite character solos
https://youtu.be/t202gzOzSNA
https://youtu.be/Q3j74tgjI8w
https://youtu.be/OPwRhAiLclc
https://youtu.be/qEJULIAj8OU
https://youtu.be/rjDF62wuIrM
>>714961981The new Dong expansion game otherwise at worst late August for MGS3 remake
>>714961945They're hidden under the frills.
>>714962116She gets to be a narcissist because she actually earned it, luv me Opera.
Question about the lore. Uma musume can give birth to either human males or uma right? Is it possible for a male offspring of an uma to fuck a human female and said human female gives birth to an uma because of the dad's ancestry?
how do I get the claw minigame for the mission? Do you have to use differnt characters to get it, or a what point in career does it show up? If it's random all the careers i'm doing have the worst luck of all time
They should have all been cute femboys.
>>714962332It randomly shows up when you do recreation. But only after the Junior year.
>>714962242>Uma can give birth to sonsyes
>can son fuck human female and give birth to umayes
>because of dad's ancestryno
The way it works is like so
>Human male x UmaHuman son
Uma daughter
>Human male x Human femaleHuman son
Human daughter
Small chance of uma daughter
Nothing changes those chances to make them more likely.
how long until I can pull biwa
>>714961909It means God the highest possible rank
>>714962467a few hours, once the next daily login comes in you should see her banner
If I know Japanese is there any reason not to just play on JP server instead?
what uphill nigga all I see is flat ground
What should i do with this?
>>714962543Not really but it's worth experiencing the early Ura Finals on a brand new account, as many people did even among vets. It's a different game.
>>714962543Only reason would be you'd be able to save up for banners you know JP has already had if there's a specific girl or card you want to roll for otherwise no, just play JP.
reminder that Rudolf and Oguri officially kissed back in 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
>>714962453Naruhodo thanks.
Do men in verse prefer uma pussy? Why arent human women extinct?
So what im hearing is that this game has no fomo?
>Past events are replayable from the archive and you can also get their respective event card
>Current banner umes get put in the standard pull after their banner ends just at a lower drop rate
Am I missing anything that would make me hate starting late? Skins, cards, umes, missed story events, anything?
>>714963114>Past events are replayable from the archive and you can also get their respective event cardwait what
then why are people freaking out about not being able to get the special week card in time
I canโt believe how stupid the tranime concepts are getting now, and how many moron rejects are loving this shit
I can imagine someone making a moe show about humanised stationary and itโd be a smash hit
>>714963260Im just going based off what this guy said
>>714957419
>>714963073Umas are a minority so even if you want to date one there just aren't that many around.
Plus meeting one to date would be very hard unless you're a trainer which requires passing a rather challenging course made harder by the established families like the Mejiro family being very selective over relationships for their family's lineage.
Basically it's just not possible to remove human women since there just aren't enough uma to make up for it.
>>714963480Winning the lowest common denominator wonโt matter in a few decades because theyโre either going to be engulfed by the brown hordes or gassed by the neo fascists working to raise the collective intelligence
>>714963428>concept about the human spirit >lol this is for transvestites and cross dressersYou Will Never Be A Uma
>>714963554>theyโre either going to be engulfed by the brown hordes or gassed by the neo fascists working to raise the collective intelligencefunny how that also applies to both Europe and America
Going full Bakushin, Bakushining will get me the SW card
>>714963260It'll take a bit before the archive gets added and iirc the bookmark system that lets you get missed support cards won't be out for even longer and by then you'll probably have enough solid cards that you won't even need to bother with the older ones you missed, unless that's one of the qols they plan on fast tracking.
>>714963554>or gassed by the neo fascists working to raise the collective intelligence>implying Japan would be anywhere close to firstIndia, China, the entirety of Africa, the Middle East, South East Asia, South America
Japan aren't even in the running for gassing. They'd be one of the only non-white nations left.
>>714963428>Nowhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akikan!
>>714963428Someone redpill me on humanised stationaries
Did you know? If you yell the uma's name she will get a slight speed boost in the final 200m
>>714953254 (OP)i guess the equivalent would be that horse girl gold ship retires to sleep with countless trainers , milks them completely dry and gets herself pregnant 95% of the time
How are you supposed to train a horse that can win outside of career mode? I can barely clear ura finals and the game is expecting me to get 400 more stamina from somewhere.
>>714956243kek you're playing Candy Crush by this point.
Which of the current SSR is the most For (You)? I want to spend my ticket wisely
>>714963428>I canโt believe how stupid the tranime concepts are getting now,Now? Nigger we had plane girls two decades ago.
>>714964005You don't have the cards and more likely, the 9 star stamina legacies.
>>714964189He was -6 years old back then.
>>714963858I told her to run and suddenly I got arrested for racism toward African-Americans.
Dont tell about this to the Yakuza
>can fuck goldshi for ONLY 14k
WOWZERS
>>714963428It's just normal human racing except they had to use horse racing because lots of normal human racers are niggers and an anime game filled with niggers would flop worse than Concord
>>714964132Honestly most of the SSR are various flavor of racing autists but the closest is probably Taiki I think.
>>714964702Plus you can have some interesting lore happen since horse racing is surprisingly full of the stuff.
No one would care about random browns when you could have the crazy autist that made people lose 12b yen instead
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>*skips all the dialogue on a career except for the hot springs ending*
>Oguri does a main character move at the ABSOLUTE LAST moment on me.
My bakushin...
>>714964886>EATEN by the BEAST
>>714953254 (OP)>>714954276Im a huge fuckinh weeb who gies "i wish i was japanese" but this whole Umamusume has me straight up confused ngl familia
Just got my first Hot Springs event, with Creek out of all horces.
>>714964628Vgh the Supreme Commander of Dai Nippon Teikoku...
>>714953254 (OP)The implications of the Umasume universe are very weird
Is THIS the gacha to invest into? Or is it the next one?
>>714964980she's gonna feed you hot milk directly from the source
Pray for me bros. I'm feeling nice here about Nice.
I might actually have a chance to beat the Damn Arima.
>>714965043BA is the one worth investing into.
>>714954601>i have faggot fatigue>i will rape youInteresting. We need Sogmund Freud in here.
>>714964968Yeah, weebs most of the time barely care about Japan sporting cultures which Horse Race definitely still count because they really treat their horse like a proper athletes.
>>714965071>318 stamina owari da
>>714964968>wishes he was japanese>doesn't like gambling>doesn't like idolshityou can get sushi in the west, too, you know?
>>714965071i hope you have recovery skills
>>714965071>Nice Nature>beating Arima Kinen
>>714964980>Her ending is that a bunch of implied dating (and sex) with the trainer keeps her in top running form The most based cow-horse in this game
So what are the best grandfather umas to grind for or can every uma be a good grandfather? I've just been playing with random umas that look cool
>>714963756>>714964189>>714964253Autisms caught out by human speech, things are not literal in human language
We started with boats and ships and everyone but freaks thought it was retarded, now itโs getting even worse. Later it will be worse again
>>714964968I've never been a weeb, I never card for Japan or the japanese people, but this whole training your own animal-eared athlete thing speaks to me on a primal level. Maybe I should move to Japan after all.
>>714965195Depends on their special skills primarily since with enough effort you can get specific stats on anyone. Maruzensky's is universally good on everyone, something like Rudolf's is good for late runners who lag behind the group until the final stretch, stamina recovery is always usable, etc.
>>714953657No, straight men here just have some kind of weird cock cultism. They worship cock.
>>714965195In theory you can grind G1 races to make them a better sires but it's still at the mercy of rng anyways due to how sparks are. Check this affinity calculator for base affinites between each Uma: https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
>>714965132>>714965147I have 3 blues. HOPEFULLY that compensate things.
>>714965185SHE'S ALREADY THE PROTAGONIST IN MY HEART.
>>714964968horse racing is a WHITE mans sport you wouldn't get it chuddy
>>714957064Just assume they're futas
>>714964968Horse racing was invented by White people and the Japanese copied it thoughever so you may not be White enough to get it.
>>714965439Literally only brown tropic junglemen that doesn't have an equestrian cultures.
>>714956910>BAWas always overhyped. Game has an incredibly loud minority. People think the game is big because:
A) It gets tons of doujins
But doujins were never a good metric for overall popularity. It just means degens like it
and B)
Tons of people online talk about it. Turns out the average BA memer doesn't even play the game. They love making CRYING EMOJI posts but that's about it.
For Persona X?
That game never had a chance. Sure. Persona is a big IP but this game is a chinese spinoff written by the chinese primary designed for the chinese market - and made by the Tower of Fantasy developer devs who haven't made a single decent game period. Was clear that a decent number of people would try it day1 because of the "Persona" name but as we can see - the game ain't good and so nobody is sticking around.
>have to train air groove for sprints and nature for miles to fill in team roster
made me realise some of the good skills are length-bound
>still no huge futa horsegirls posted
>>714965724Kiryu could be hiding in my house, I'm not risking it.
>>714965724/d/ has a thread for that stuff readily available.
>>714956910>BAGlobal has been out for ages on phones and what Iโve learned is that after a certain point, sex only sells sex. BA only really appeals to cunny and JKfags and frankly a lot of them are serviced by doujinshi already. No need to play the game.
>P5XThe game time gates itself behind gacha pulls and once everyone got through that they realized that everything after the SLAMMER is way shittier.
>>714965597I know, I was at a tournament last week and saw like three darkies the entire time. doesn't make italians any whiter though
Damn, still not enough.
But I love Nice more after this. Mob heroines really is the weakness of my heart.
>>714965439meds are the only whites that matter.
Started playing recently
How generous is the game? Can I get at least the meta stuff and maybe 1-2 umas I like as f2p?
>>714965359Isn't this calculator just an affinity rank checker? Or am I missing something. What confuses me is for example my first Maruzensky gives 5 speed, 5 stamina and 5 guts, the other gives 12 speed, 5 stamina and 5 guts even though her rank is slightly lower.
>>714965339Yeah the skill stuff I have sort of figured out, the other stats I have not. Like I got a Rudolf with S medium and S pace which I thought would give me a chance to boost other Umas to S if I use her as the grandfather. But it doesn't seem to boost those stats for other Umas since they are not highlighted in gold.
>>714966107>meta stuff Depends. PvP meta? No lol, not a chance, but you'll never run into the people who have all the meta stuff anyway. Enough good stuff to clear all the PvE? Yeah sure.
>1-2 umas I like as f2p?Yeah I don't see why not unless you get really unlucky
>>714966107it's not meant for poors
>>714966107Quite greedy. You need 5-15 umas at best if you want to get something from pvp. Other than that you roll for support cards and you need 4 copies of SSR cards if you want them in full potential
>>714966169The sparks they can give are determined at the end of the career, even if you have an SS stat if you get fucked over by RNG your best horse can give absolutely shit genetics
>check out my local tracks youtube channel
>it REGULARLY get's 200k-300k viewers on their daily streams
wtf bros
Iโm gonna say it. I love tsudendere horse โhmphโing
>>714966169Rank doesn't mean much, only sparks is. The thing is it's cummulative from the grandparents, so in total you could stack up to 9* blue sparks for stats boost. Affinity affect how likely your uma will inherit stats and skills from their legacies during April inspiration events.
I love the idea that every club just consists of a bunch of horses handing the same shoes around each other.
>>7149665599* blue sparks is around 63+ stats in total and increase up to 180+ stats every April.
>>714966107You can do everything besides the PVP as a f2p pretty comfortably, the pvp is just whale flexing grounds and you'll never be able to compete with them no matter how much you minmax because they have all the meta cards max uncapped and minmaxed lineages to the point of absurdity
>>714966391It's a shame horse racing is only taking off now. My town has an old horse track almost dead center, it stopped operation like 20 years ago, it was the fair grounds but they stopped doing even that there so it's just used for fire fighter training, sometimes. If it was still alive, it'd probably be popping off right now
>>714964706>good end has her sneak away from the party she planned for (you) to bawl her eyes out that this is goodbye>because her brain is so aerodynamic she doesn't realize that only unsatisfactory trainers get reassigned I love the cute burger bimbo
>>714966319>>714966559So is it better to prioritise genetics for the grandfather Umas? I just need an Uma with good skill inheritence that boosts the correct stats and traits? So a B tier Maruzenky can be a better father than an S tier one?
>>714961909A means Awful
B means Bad
G means Greatest
Erm horsebros, I'm out of stamina, what do I do now
>>714966510When is global gonna get her? I want to bury my face and dick in her Marvelous Sundays
>>714963260Because it still takes time before the event and some of its rewards gets added to the archive, it doesn't happen as soon as the event ends, otherwise there would be no point in doing the event.
>>714964702Horse racing is just more dramatic with horses dying on the track and shit
>>714966991Yes, sparks are randomgly generated depend on how high your uma stats are. Even a 1200 speed uma only have around 10% chance of passing on a 3* speed sparks and that's the highest posibble probability.
>>714957381Uma is literally as tame as it gets in the sexualization department. Sure thereโs some teasing here and there but itโs the worst game to make this kind of stand on. Itโs a very pure game
>>714967324Alright thanks I think I understand it well enough now
>>714967345>take Daiwa out>โIโฆ donโt want people thinking the wrong thingโฆโAL YALLAH EL HARAM!!! LA HALAL IL BIGGEST SLUT IN ZA WEST
what teh fuck are plushies for anyyway
>>714967589Have you ever heard of an onnahole?
Give me the deets about McQueen /v/.
Is he a cuck like Kita or a misogynistic racist like Spe?
>>714954601>immediately starts uttering gay rape fantasiesQ.E.D.
>>714962686everyone picks Oguri but honestly she's not better or worse than any other option
>>714965976Do your besto, buy her star pieces
>>714962686You buy suzuka and win
>>714962686Pick whoever you like. I picked Rice Shower because she seemed like a cute imouto character, and she was, but I never managed to make her into a good racer.
You got MLB Spe-chan support before event ends, right?
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
TACHYOOOOOOON
king halo's campaign is insane
it's just G1 races from start to finish, and she runs every distance in the game AND her hidden mission requires you to run in arima kinen
>>714968408I don't even know how to get her card...
>>714968829Are you a bad enough trainer to rewrite history?
>>714967972Oguri is the most flexible runner. The only race she can't do is sprints.
>>714953254 (OP)so the horse girls are futa? im gonna download
I'm at 25k carats, will I have enough to spark Kitasan in a week?
>>714953342>pixiv filename>page not foundpoor artist
..what?
This is the first time I'm seeing this.
How many dupes do I need to make a 1 star into a 3 star?
>>714962686Maruzensky if you care about horse eugenics (her unique skill is really good and can be passed on to anyone due to how universal it is) and she can basically run any length even on dirt if you properly set up her legacies.
>>714968408Only five Bakushin runs left. The end is in sight
>>714967589I don't get why the plushies are not collectable the same way trophies are. There's thousands of autists that would do careers literally just for plushies, there probably already are a few thousand doing it right now.
A gacha within a gacha.
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>>714957064>HOW THE FUCK IS EVERY HORSE I LIKE A MALE HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENINGIronically the male horses bonded more with the jockeys and trainers than the female ones IRL (see Super Creek's lore), so all the umas deeply in love with their trainer come from stallions.
>>714964609Why does she wear the earmuffs
>>714969145I got an option to do a recreation event with Aoi once
>>714969325It will eventually. The plushies is already a collectible in JP. They add the costume ver. too, not just the school uniform.
>>714969349it's inspiring how despite all her losses, she's still treated like a winner and loved by many
>>714969349Her doc is available to watch for free btw
https://vimeo.com/176459945
!!! REALLY IMPORTANT VIDEO !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU&list=RDbbb2FejtBEU&start_radio=1
>>714969145There's a type of cards where it unlock them as a supports too. It's very situationally useful though because they don't have any specialities.
>>714969386So I need to lose 10 times before King Halo succeed in career mode?
>>714969603MUCH more important video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE0rfFfd8fY
>>714961909-90% wit penalty
It actually doesn't matter early game, you should always go front in your first few races regardless of your horse. Every horses' stats are roughly the same at the start because of the +400 hidden stat boost to all horses during the career. Playing front means you're less likely to get boxed
gachas have to be one of the most soulless things in the world
Looks like there's not much loli horse on the horizon after Nishino, so it's all cardmaxxing from there
>>714969913what I don't get is the shilling isn't this game like older already?
>>714969852>this does not affect your chance of triggering skills, only all the other things Wit doeswhich is what?
>>714969978it just got released in the US so it's seen a massive boon.
>>714969852Wait so the only penalty for putting a horse in a low grade style is just that they are more likely to get Late Start/Rushed?
>>714969704If you're following irl King Halo. Or you can change history and make her the greatest race horse to ever live
>>714970070oh, well ok, good to know, thanks.
>>714969480>>714969651And here I thought I can also recruit them to also run in ura finale.
>not picking your uma from her CM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IWHULr7O-8
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>>714970038Mitigates late start/rushed and apparently your ability to take advantage of downhill slopes for a speed increase
>>714970091Pretty much
>>714969412Tp hide the fact that she's not actually a horsegirl (she's wearing fake horse ears and fake tail)
>>714970785>>714970684MAJIMA THEY KNOW TOO MUCH
Can you reroll on steam or only on mobile?
>>714970785@Yakuza @Cygames_en @Umamusume_en @JRA PLEASE DO SOMETHING.
>>714970861You can do both at the same time for maximum efficiency
>>714969913I don't like this game because it's a gacha. I like this game because it's a soulful game.
>>714970861you can, just go to the start screen and delete data
>>714968905why did no one ever tell me these horses had such KINO stories
>>714968829>her hidden mission theres hidden missions?
TELL ME ABOUT EL CONDOR PASA! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>714971182Curren Chan
Hakodate Sprint Stakes (Late July), Keeneland Cup (Late August), and Centaur Stakes (Early September). Winning these will give you 25 energy, a mood up, 15 Speed and Power, and a hint for Sprint Gear. Since these are all in or around summer, itโs likely only worth doing if you have bad summer training options.
Gold Ship
If you win the Takarazuka Kinen (Late June) twice, then you will receive a mood up. The bottom conversation in the event will either give Charming, or the โBad Startsโ skill. The skill isnโt harmful for Gold Ship and reduces your score, so it can be something to go for if trying to make a B uma for Championโs Meeting.
Mejiro McQueen
If you win the Fall Triple Crown in Year 3, youโll receive +15 Speed, Stamina, Guts, and Skill Points. These races are Tenno Sho Fall (Late October), Japan Cup (Late November), and Arima Kinen (Late December).
Narita Taishin
In early December of Year 2, thereโs an event where Taishin receives 3 mood downs and Poor Practice. After Nikkei Sho, the next goal, the Poor Practice will be cured, and youโll receive 15 all stats and 63 Skill Points. However, if you cure the Poor Practice trait, then youโll receive ็ทด็ฟไธๆโ, a more powerful version of Practice Perfect, and 20 all stats and 70 Skill Points instead. It can be tempting to not cure Poor Practice when you get it, but in this case, you should deal with it for the benefits. These numbers are affected by your Race Bonus.
TM Opera O
If you win the Fall Triple Crown, youโll receive +10 all stats and 20 skill points. These races are Tenno Sho Fall (Late October), Japan Cup (Late November), and Arima Kinen (Late December). You can do this both in Year 2 and in Year 3.
Tokai Teio
Completing the Spring Triple Crown in Year 3 will give you +25 Speed and Power. These are Osaka Hai (Late March), Tenno Sho Spring (Late April), and the Takarazuka Kinen (Late June).
Vodka
Winning the Queen Elizabeth Cup will give you a mood up.
>>714971256this game has so many mechanics that aren't explained wtf
>>714971182Yes, for example Super Creek has alternative dialogue for each triple crown win: Satsuki Sho, Derby and Kikuka Sho. You will run Kikuka Sho anyway, but storyline makes her "health conditions bad" for running Satsuki Sho or Derby. So it isn't required to run them.
>>714956910>Why were BA and Phantom Thieves floppedBlue Archive does not actually have any gameplay. It is firmly in the same category as shit like Azur Lane where people pretend to care about the game while in reality exclusively jerking off to fanart and porn and liking the character designs while they spend five minutes a month actually playing it.
P5X is too similar to actual persona games but with annoying gacha game friction and roadblocks along with a drip-fed live-service story that after half an hour of playing it everyone goes "Wait why don't I just play an actual persona game instead of this knockoff?", and of course Persona "fans" not actually playing persona is a recurrent theme in that franchise as well
>>714971447It's an easter egg if you are familiar with the actual horse's lore.
>>714971447It's more fun to figure things out yourself as you play, like how girls have different face animation when they ran out of stamina and uses their Guts as remaining fuel.
So /mlp/ won in the end. Never would have seen in coming.
>>714971182Yes. In fact, winning that unwinnable race for Urara is a hidden mission.
>>714971637horse pussy is too powerful
>>714971447Being unplayable without a wiki is a genre convention for waifu games.
there are so many wife materials in this game and you're saying I'm not allowed to marry them?
>>714971635>Bakushin using guts is just being locked in and ready to go all outBASED CLASS REP
>>714970684>check her profile >see thisShe's not even fucking trying to hide it
>>714971792nobodys saying that..
>>714971792They're horses, you can't marry them.
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>Goldship career ends a clusterfuck
>Every race is a late start
>9 races, 1 win
My biggest mistake is getting Uma Stan skill (more speed if surrounded) that didn't proc in a single race, is it just bad or did i get hilariously bad RNG
>>714971637How do bronies feel about the weebronies, I wonder?
>>714971874you can own them though, which is what marriage used to be
>>714971874are you telling me to have sex outside of marriage?
>>714971792You're already married to them the moment you signed the trainer contract.
>>714956910Blue Archive is actually better suited towards phones. Dailies take 10 minutes and real content often doesn't even involve looking at your phone.
The Steam client is region locked/banned in certain countries and the ones who wanted PC clients are poors who can't afford a decent smartphone that live in third worlds that can't download the game on Steam.
>>714971931The musume bit of the title means daughter btw
>>714971635i love how some of them legitimately look like their life is on the line
i live for this shit
>>714957381That horse litterally raised a celebrity jockey by herself she's a better wife than most real women
Is the event bingo good for anything?
>>714971997it can but here it obviously just means girl
>>714968905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PoNbuwP8ts
>>714972046for the special week SSR speed card
>>714972084Buddy I got a fifty (50) day streak on duolingo one time, I'm pretty sure I know how to say Horse Daughter
>>714971635>twf I realized Tama getting into the ZONE after running out of stamina is just her tapping into GUTS.
>>714972046The first three bingo cards give a copy of the event Special Week upon full completion
>>714972206Can you get it from the bingo as well? I was doing the story mainly since it's the only thing I think I'll be able to finish on time (there is no way im getting 290k points) but I figured there must be other ways to get dupes
>Speed went up by 99
sparks are hilarious
>>714971917You're not always surrounded if you are end closer. But it is both mediocre skill and bad rng if you were surrounded. If you don't have 400+ wit don't even think about procing skills
>>714971635BAKUSHIN IS SO FUCKING COOL
>>714971837>>714972442Bakushin is way too cool despite having a design that scream "Trash cheap mob given out to players for free"
Remember to actually get into somekind of group(guild). Best if you have people who ask for shit in it so you can farm crown
>>714972556the item requests give you crowns? i've been ignoring them...
I keep getting cucked out of Teio's triple crown by rice shower.
>>714972210well sure, but you'd be saying horse girl at the same time and it would take context to interpret it one way or the other
>>714972378there are 3 copies of the card from the first 3 of bingo clear reward
>>714972628just like real life
she was considered a heel known for spoiling other horse's record-breaking attempts by coming in from behind like an assassin and stealing first place which is why her G1 outfit has a dagger
>>714972556how do I find a good club for donation spam, I left my last club because there were like 10 donations a day total. Now I'm stuck with the 24 hour cuck timeout.
>>714953254 (OP)yea wild. I've seen the Gold Ship x Rice Shower art that yakuza wants to keep to themselves, so this does not come to me as a surprise.
>>714972640Nice I'm going to Bakushin all my Bakushins until the event runs out, Bakushin or nothing
>>714972539she's surpassed all of my expectations of her and I will 3 star her as soon as possible because of it
btw where is that panel from? is there a manga?
>>714972806Based. Bakushin on your wayward, Anon.
>fail one training
>mood goes from Good to Awful
>all stats decreased by 10
>afflicted with Practice Poor
>summer camp is in 2 turns
welp i bricked my run
>>714973084Nah it's just a random fan art.
Any tips for Rice Shower's career? Some anons said it was very hard, do I pump all into speed and stamina?
>>714971635How do you even get to see these?
Change to portrait view?
>>714973295>Any tips for Rice Shower's career?give up
>>714971635Is that what that face entails? I thought it was just some last spurt speed up thing
>>714973394Portrait view
>Cam 1 shows everyone>Cam 2 shows only your girl
>>714973394Camera 2 in potrait mode basically focus exclusively on your uma. It's a bad angle desu because you can't see the race at all.
>All the 1 and 2 * are so cute with wonderful personalities.
>Have to grind to an insane degree to ever see them in their real costume outside of them being an opponent
My biggest gripe with the game
I wish landscape mode had those close up face shots too, I honestly don't understand why they are not there already
>>714973436No, if your girl is still full of fuel during the last spurt, she won't make that face at all.
But if she utterly destroyed everyone in the race, then she would make a smug face.
>>714954907All the release horses become free unlocks later so everyone will have all of those
>>714953254 (OP)>You must pay HIM 2 million yenWould you, anon?
Can you get sparks for gold skills, or just the base versions?
>>714974395Only base version.
Just beat my first run, Ikuno is so lovely.
Now what do I do, run URA with others or run other scenarios with her?
>>714972556I entered one yesterday, it's neat that you can use club points to farm Star Pieces and get SSR cards, but question: Does anyone know if this list change? Like do they have a time limit and will eventually change or these cards are the only ones?
So should I save my daily freebie until the event ends? Or will the new event not start today?
>>714974585>JPWHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>714974585i cant read that shit bro
you gotta run with other umas to get legacies
>>714974621Playing with a horse I want, Ikuno was released on year 3, I'm not waiting for her on global.
>using clocks
you didn't beat the game.
Not too shabby, especially when both parents also have 2 star stat sparks
>>714953657they absolutey did this for Fate/Grand Order
>the real King Arthur was a male>japs just changed it to female because coomers>all the porno art>start thinking about dickssame recycled energy
>>714973216okay nevermind, Taiki Shuttle is just a monster i guess. she cleared the finals and didn't even need any clocks.
>>714955226>YWNBW in horse
>>714972556Any ebin /v/ curabu?
>>714976160clubs are for women
>>714953254 (OP)>most mares get pregnantNo shit retard. That's how breeding works. You wait for the mare's estrus.
Retard gacha ESL
>>714973087I'm 2 lines away from bingo this shit is unbearable, I'm also going to get a gambling addiction
>>714976592cumming inside doesn't have anything close to a 100% success rate underage retard nigger
>>714976890Yeah it said "most" you dumb bitch. Even a bitch-ass stallion is going to impregnate an in-heat-hare most of the time.
Dumb gachatard. Stick to your gambling.
>>714954347>she's prone-boned your prostatewith her huge futa cock ? hot.
>>714977114and you think they would have mentioned it if he didn't perform significantly above average? how the fuck do you function in the real world if this goes over your head?