Anonymous
10/20/2025, 12:09:05 AM
No.23478273
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>playing pvz garden warfare
>decide to join a Garden Ops
>Enter full lobby with three other people
>they instantly vote kick me for no reason
>requeue immediately after getting kicked
>rejoined their lobby again just before their game started
>they are stuck with me now
>we're on that one map with all the teleporters
>play as chomper
>instantly start placing the worse plants i have n the pots
>start getting in the way of their shots and just generally being a nuisance
>if my health gets low i just stay in a part of the map with no zombies doing fuck all the whole game, watching them die
>last round and all 3 of them are downed and have no self-revives left.
>choose not to revive them
>they're stuck spectating me run from a gargantuan as the zombies slowly eat away at the garden
>start taunting them
>this goes on for like 7 minutes before the garden dies and we lose
>match restarts they still can't kick me
>more shitty plants
>watch them waste all their self-revives again and painstakingly stuggle round 10 again
>they just barely finish after like 10 minutes all bloody and bruised
>game's about to end
>make it to the safezone
>game is finished and get all the coins thanks to their hardwork
>3 kills
>0 downs
>0 revives
>Get back to the lobby and they try to start a votekick on me again
>Already had my fun at this point
>Leave
Should've made your game private dumbasses
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:28:52 PM
No.23103102
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>>23102973
Hope you are having a good day friend
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:05:29 AM
No.40652716
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>cis guy
>straight
>top
>gender preference: female
>genital preference: penis
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:26:49 PM
No.103138133
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>>103137288
much help, anon. I fancy her want to stay at your house and stick stickly cover lots
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:28:39 AM
No.213043086
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>*scroll* *scroll*
>"Hey, look at this picture of a woman holding a mixed raced baby. I can post this to /int/ as a racebait thread."
>*save image*
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:32:42 PM
No.714964863
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>*skips all the dialogue on a career except for the hot springs ending*
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:17:14 AM
No.714924815
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>ctrl shift c
>"motherlode"
>ctrl shift c
>"motherlode"
>ctrl shift c
>"motherlode"
>ctrl shift c
>"motherlode"
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:46:52 AM
No.40309559
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>>40307512
>What is even the point of coming here anymore?
I only come here in the desperate hope that I'll manage to find a trans gf again. Once I do, I am out of here.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:38:09 AM
No.212367300
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>The Rise and Fall of the Annoying Orange
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:15:50 AM
No.212226165
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>ai wife, you will only introduce positive energy into my life
>yes
>good girl, you are learning so fast
>reee chad left me for a digital woman
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:00:10 AM
No.40100245
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>>40100173
No, not at all. Fuck what anyone else thinks.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:14:43 PM
No.101263241
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I enjoy jp/kr asmr because it plays into the fantasy of fooling around with a local girl who's obsessed with (You), the colonizer
You have no idea what the fuck she's whispering in your ear but it doesn't matter because her intentions are clear and it all sounds extremely erotic