Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds
How do we tackle the "silver surfer" menace?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 2:37:00 PM
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not like that
Wave the SWALLOW owes me sex.
>>724859690 (OP)
We wait. In 2-4 weeks, there's going to be a patch guaranteed, it is needed to add the December characters in, and SEGA's bound to nerf it. If they don't, the game may unironically die.
What an ugly dogshit game
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:01:14 PM
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>>724863236
>>724862080
I legit dont understand how people want to nerf the build that promotes racing more than just bagging
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:02:14 PM
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>>724862158
But enough about MKW
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:17:20 PM
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Silver surfing wouldn't be so good if items weren't so oppressive
It sacrifices speed to crank out invincibility, but the speed loss doesn't matter if the only way to be in the front is to be permenantly invincible
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:18:07 PM
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Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:18:51 PM
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>>724859690 (OP)
A person focusing on racing and pulling themselves up instead of focusing on items and pushing me down is good for me. Nerfing surfing rather than nerfing the things that cause people to choose surfing in the first place will just make the surfers switch to a more degenerate build and make everything worse. The last thing I want is good drivers to be converted to baggers that can take the best advantage of it. At least when they are surfing they are having to put in extra effort to have a chance of breaking away and staying ahead.
>>724862234
This is a kart racer. If you just want to race and have no items, how about you play Forza, NFS or something? You're ruining the experience of everyone who doesn't have the silver surfer equipped, and even you faggots are just driving in the exact same circles with little unpredictability, so you will drop the fucking game eventually, either because people like me who refuse to cheese leave out of frustration and you have no one to play with, or out of boredom. SS ruins the balance.
>you're 1st
>i'm second
>I get glove
I effectively got absolutely nothing. I can't hurt you. I can be hurt by you throwing shit behind yourself and by everyone behind me. This is very fucking annoying, almost as much as the faggots who cheated during last festival. Judging from the leaderboards of online and festivals, I guess your average silver surfer is one of the cheaters anyway
Trying a different build today, join my lobby.
50884538
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:27:28 PM
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>>724909314
>items are so oppressive people have to run Silver Surfer to make the game even remotely playable
>retards blame Silver Surfer
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:27:31 PM
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>>724859690 (OP)
Make the invulnerability shorter so it's not as long as the shield item so you can't link invulnerabilities anymore.
Fix desync so you actually see when someone is fully charged and actually uses the damn thing.
Nerf ring loss/item strength for a few items so we don't have to suffer with so many portals and lock-ons.
Give power cars the ability to actually be bumper bullies and shove surfers aside (even when they're invul).
Give accel cars something to compete with the rest (like offroad capabilities, just to compete with surfers and other builds).
Some of the ideas I had but the biggest priorities for me would be desync, item nerfs and power cars actually beating EGs in collision.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:30:58 PM
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>festival rankings are so oppresive people have to run Dash Pad combo exploit on a single dash pad to make the game even remotely playable
>retards blame the exploiters
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:43:37 PM
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>>724863236
I can bet your ass i will play longer than you, i probably have more hours than you by a long shot
Choose wisely, anon. Who do you mod over AI Shadow?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:46:36 PM
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>>724864587
Mephiles just feels right
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:47:11 PM
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>>724864587
surge just has more effort
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:47:20 PM
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>>724864587
Mephiles, obviously. I want him in the game officially
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:47:58 PM
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>>724864587
Surge
I just think she's cute, sorry bros
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:48:20 PM
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>>724864976
>>724863236
then maybe you should have raced better to be first instead of being in 2nd anon have you tried that?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:49:09 PM
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Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:51:30 PM
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>>724865035
>>724864812
>pull up ahead of silver surfer
>fold to one item
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:52:27 PM
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>>724865493
>>724864976
Man if only items weren't so overtuned, huh?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:54:20 PM
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>>724859690 (OP)
>>724863236
Boost Race is no items and is peak kart driving. You can have a good skillful racing game without being realistic.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:54:55 PM
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>>724862385
Can't wait to put him on Extreme Gear
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 3:56:34 PM
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>>724859690 (OP)
>guy in first place rolls boost wisp for best shortcut in the game
>guy in second keeps getting ineffective attack items
must suck to suck
>>724865035
Stop playing dumb, when two players play comparably they are going to end up close to each other, so even a small hit can decide who wins and is forward, and as you are Silver Surfing, roughly 66% of the items in the game I can get from a box do nothing to me, but everything "you" get has an use against me. The items aren't really any stronger than in Mario Kart. When you're even remotely close to someone, they will always take you over if you take a shell to the face, it's just that everyone is closer together in Crossworlds.
Anyway, I would be very surprised if Sega didn't nerf your playstyle in a few weeks, we're shortly due for the patch which according to the roadmap is going to have balance changes, so you should prepare for that.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 4:01:40 PM
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>>724865742
>>724863236
You should actually try the build out since your claims are way too exaggerated. You are far from invulnerable and you take on a number of disadvantages to even have a chance of blocking a few items. I think half of the problem is just desync causing everyone to potentially not take damage even when the game shows a hit confirm on your screen. I get the same thing in Mario Kart too and obviously silver surfers aren't running rampant there too.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 4:05:07 PM
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>>724866162
>>724865493
I don't even surf dipshit. I main slipstream. But good fucking lord, your nonstop crying gives me an immense sense of joy.
People were leaving in droves before SSing became popular btw, mainly due to bagging and items. But yoiu already knew that, didn't you dipshit?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 4:06:15 PM
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>>724866162
>>724865493
then you are going to be crying about slipstreamers and quick recovery and power cards being able to ignore damage like its nothing
>>724865526
you need to understand that the average anon here sucks in the game and is only capable of runing meme builds like the bomb build because ruining other people races is the only thing they can afford to do and silver surfing ruins that little fun they can amount to get
List of priorities
1/ fix the desync and network issues, technical problems should always be tackled first
2/ make throwing items backwards a more consistant defensive play, as it stands now it's absolutely dogshit
3/ lower frequency of comeback items to reduce the density of the pack and stop every final corner being a cascade of drills, trucks and teleports
4/ add a counter to the slicer and remove homing from green gloves just because why the fuck do you need three red shells
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 4:12:53 PM
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>>724871702
>>724865805
just letting you use the item on your back like mario kart to block an item 100% (that is not a portal one) would go a long way because god forbid the lock on item comes during a curve then you are fucked
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 4:14:12 PM
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>>724865679
You're very confrontational for someone experiencing joy, almost as if you felt rather queasy I'd say, but I just don't care what you think and what your current emotional state is.
>>724865742
>then you are going to be crying about slipstreamers and quick recovery and power cards being able to ignore damage like its nothing
And if they nerfed items to near uselessness, you would still whine about the one time you dropped from 4th to 5th because a glove hit you and still keep using the SS. Both can play the game of assuming what-ifs. Also, I do not know how is your enjoyment this "tied" to getting hit? A fucking "Bomb build" is an issue in your lobbies? I've never seen that in Legend.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 4:27:54 PM
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>>724863386
lobby is still open if anyone joined and then left while i was in the bathroom.
i legit think nothing is going to happen, sega keeps saying they will do shit and nothing happens
>we will ban cheaters and moders
>* crickets *
>we will fix the online after joker
>* crickets *
>we will fix the balance of the game
>
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 4:38:51 PM
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>>724867425
"Ban cheaters and modders" never held any weight, the game's terms allow modding, they were just pissed off about THE Miku mod pics being spammed under their tweets. Online did get fixed in that it got worse though, I am having more errors than ever before, but it may be on Amazon's side
>>724867425
Proof of the later ones? The cheater / modder shit was purely performative because of Miku ass being posted yes but I never seen them say any of that other shit.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 4:47:03 PM
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>>724868672
>>724867741
The only thing they've said about online was probably about the tickets, they've said they're increasing them and will look into online, but it sounded like they meant the ticket rewards. The anon is right and wrong at the same time, just like Mephiles used to say. We need Mephiles implemented into the game to correct that anon's memory and stop his dementia
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 4:48:50 PM
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WELL, I DON'T SHOW OFF, DON'T CRIIIIITICIZE
>>724867741
>>724868250
you could argue both, matchmaking can be taken both ways
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 4:53:55 PM
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>>724868672
Oh so thats why I've had more errors, they improved it backwards.
>>724868672
also adding to that matchmaking is different from donpa increases since its mentioned as PLUS so what does sega consider matchmaking who knows, but truth is nothing has happened yet except get worse
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 4:55:33 PM
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Silver surfing is okay, because it means there is one less bagger not even playing the game for 2 laps
At least when a silver surfer wins I know they got there by taking turns well and chaining their invincibility skillfully
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 4:57:34 PM
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>>724869270
>>724868672
>working on improvements starting with the festival
They've just started "working" on it, so it isn't done yet, and if my experience is any indication it was better before Joker, afterwards it is a hell of desyncs beyond imagining, but then Amazon had some down times since, so maybe that's it. It's better to interpret it in the least hopeful way because I thought Donpa Ticket rewards would also affect matchmaking, but they don't, matchmaking is still like 2-3 times less cost-effective than playing race park
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:01:45 PM
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>>724868998
my opinion is obviously worthless but in my experience when a company says "we are starting" is just business talk so people dont complaint as much since everyone has fish like memory nowadays
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:02:53 PM
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finally a thread is up.
>>724864587
Mephiles the CHAD
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:06:20 PM
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>>724869947
>>724864587
>Choose
They need to fucking make a mod that let's you have duplicate AI Racers already. That or Sega needs to make outfits with slots like Red Sage.
>>724869574
what happen with the 7 fucking slots each character has, i know some people guess its for the tmnt which i believe aswell, but i am sure something could be done with that
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:13:35 PM
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>>724869947
99% sure we'll get costume DLCs. You can already only use money to buy the special EG that used to be Sonic Sega Account, and you will only be able to buy shit like cat suit Shadow this is an actual thing in one of the mobile games , might be coming here too
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:14:01 PM
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>>724876753
>>724869947
>what happen with the 7 fucking slots each character has
That was just someone seeing how many the current hud supports if they did have them, they don't.
Though issue with a mod that would add more costume slots is what would happen if you played that online with people without the mod.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:21:31 PM
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I think despite the balance quirks, it's actually kind of impressive to have the top ranks of this game be filled with 3 distinct but similarly viable builds
If this was mario kart there would be 1 character, 1 kart, and zero gameplay variety
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:31:57 PM
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>>724863236
bagtroon cope
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:35:39 PM
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>>724866095
To be completely derivative, what if holding the item button made the item spin around you like a one time whirlwind?
>>724859690 (OP)
>(admittedly undeserved) silver surfer nerf
>bagging nerf
YEP YEP YEP. Already enjoying my easy breezy high placements, can't wait.
>>724871734
people are starting to see how absolutely broken power vehicles are with quick recovery with slip stream since speed stat is pointless in Sonic speed if retards think silver surfer is bad imagine a build where its that but all the time and no driving like a retard
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:40:18 PM
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>>724872208
>>724859690 (OP)
>placed second while not using silver surfer, bagging or even slipstream
>not even being threatened by items from behind
idk seems balanced to me
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:42:35 PM
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>>724872419
>>724872040
funny thing is, if the anon had throw the magnet to the shortcut he would have fucked over the silver surfer since he could have a secondary item to force him to silver surf earlier and hit his face on the magnet for a real 1st place
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:45:48 PM
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>>724872557
>>724872208
It'd be an absurd magnet throw, and lower his probability of getting a wisp (which he didn't get either way but what can you do)
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:47:56 PM
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>>724872758
>>724872419
true, honestly if you dont babysit a wisp or an omochao by lap 2 on kronos you already lost
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:50:30 PM
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>>724872557
but if you babysit a wisp the whole lap you are effectively using no items, babysitting a wisp is ironically the privilege of being a silver surfer because you still have a consistent defensive option
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:50:32 PM
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>>724872971
>>724871921
Dont forget, the power purist with that build won hard since basically, power is the only one that truly benefits from the slipstream bounty + ring gain boost combo
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:53:11 PM
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>>724868815
tits are too big
>>724871734
I look like this and I use QR + Slipstream, but I typically use Extended Slipstream over 130 rangs
>>724872762
I can hear the voiceline those Zavoks are going to use as the lobby waits for the match
>>724872971
>I typically use Extended Slipstream over 130 rangs
based
extended slipstream is so fucking good but after realizing that the green glove takes FIFTY fucking rings i cannot go back
what im interested in is if the
>300% accel upon ring collection with mini ring gain boost
>500% accel upon ring collection with ring gain boost
is capped by 100 acceleration, or surpasses the cap
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:57:05 PM
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>>724876086
>>724871734
>>724871921
>Be first in Radical Highway lap 3
>Quick recovery slipstream power build
>Get hit by the boo in the middle of the loop de loop
>No speed loss at all and back 100 rings like nothing ever happened
Too bad there doesn't seem to be other viable power car builds and the only viable one is braindead strong.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 5:59:17 PM
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>>724873453
Is this loss?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:00:21 PM
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Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:04:39 PM
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>>724876086
>>724873176
I don't know how it works, but I remember a few times I played as Tails (king of acceleration) with mini ring boost + ring boost on a truck (no QR) and ring generation shit and I luckily got hit as I picked up a ring and basically didn't slow down at all. Usually I will though, but getting hit in a ring area barely does anything with this set up too bad it seems the game HATES big vehicles in the air so if I get touched by any vehicle in the air, I fly to hell and they are unaffected. The smaller they are, the further I fly. Stupid fucking game
>>724862385
What does his kart look like?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:08:37 PM
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>>724873962
It's already in the game for viewing, but unavailable for play. It looks LIKE A DRAGON, I'd say.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:10:39 PM
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>>724884876
>>724859690 (OP)
that looks slow as fuck
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:17:07 PM
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>>724873962
It's his dragon fish tattoo
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:21:06 PM
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>>724944809
Oh yeah, she's in.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:21:39 PM
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>>724863386
Thanks for another morning of races.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:22:52 PM
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Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:35:33 PM
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>>724876582
>>724873220
>>724873745
>>724873176
>>724872971
>>724871734
Apparently the acceleration stat for the 300%/500% accel on ring gain, has NOTHING to do with it. It's just based on your actual accel, you get to full speed fast with 0 acceleration
ANOTHER win for the sunday drivers
>>724873962
like a dragon
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:36:35 PM
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Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:37:06 PM
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He's in
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:42:14 PM
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>>724876967
>>724876086
What? Explain it in a way even a Miku main would understand please
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:44:46 PM
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>>724870132
I'd assume they would just see the AI character regardless if you picked any online
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:45:21 PM
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>>724879535
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:47:08 PM
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I HATE Silver/Blaze AI skins. I can't tell if they're invisible or not, and they can paint their shitty cars or EGs silver with a metallic sheen too.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:47:35 PM
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>>724877309
>>724876582
>getting rings with MRGB/RGB gives you speed and lets you get to your top speed faster (acceleration)
>this is why you recover faster after getting hit, if you manage to get a ring afterwards
>some thought that the "300%/500%" acceleration meant that the game just multiplies your acceleration stat when you get rings
>turns out it just multiplies your actual ingame acceleration (you slowly revving up after getting it)
>this is good because character freedom
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:47:55 PM
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>>724878943
>>724871734
power character as well?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 6:52:18 PM
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>>724878943
>>724876967
THANKS all the Mikus get it now, ring gain gadgets good. Both gain gadgets stack, right?
>>724877309
they stack, but its not recommended
basically
>slipstreams give you +20 speed
>20 is the "slipstream cap". why does this matter?
>for some reason, ring gain boost/mini ring gain boost is considered to be in this cap
>meaning if you run slipstream bounty + either of the ring gains, you are not getting any extra speed
>EXCEPT power cars for some reason, power cars have a "slipstream cap" of 30
>MEANING the slipstream bounty + ring gain boost combo actually works with it, however ring gain boost is wasting 4 speed
>you can ignore all of this if you dont care about the slipstream and just want to go fast collecting rings by stacking them together
>>724876993
character doesnt matter, only the power car does
>>724878943
so the actual power stat doesn't matter, as long as the vehicle is in the power category for the increased ss cap? so i can go for a power vehicle with the most handling if i want to turn corners better?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:19:10 PM
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>>724865805
I'd make the homing on gloves be gadget exclusive and the slicer be deleted if it hits a shield instead of continuing for a few seconds
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:19:41 PM
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>>724878214
If They delay it again they might as well just cancel it
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:21:51 PM
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>>724879270
yup, as long as its a power car, you're good
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:22:39 PM
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>>724882927
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:24:39 PM
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>>724879270
Note Power vehicles have a nerf when drifting.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:25:23 PM
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Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:26:08 PM
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>>724880559
Speaking of power vehicles, is the damage reduction from power vehicle dependent on the power stat?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:31:30 PM
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>>724883593
idgi, the player in op got 2nd
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:35:42 PM
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>>724880768
>>724879784
damage reduction from what? power just reduces rings/speedloss from colliding with other players/walls and lets you push them instead of pushing you (this never works correctly due to the netcode), you'll still eat a humble -50 rings from green gloves
unless you mean "do i recover fast with power and does it depend on the power stat"
if you do, power vehicles "recover" faster than other vehicles for an entirely different reason (thats also not affected by power stat)
there is a hidden gear system in this game and power just has the best compared to the others
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:36:57 PM
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>>724881031
>>724878943
Where is any of that info from? Its not in the spreadsheet with the gadget stuff.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:38:24 PM
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>>724880559
Yeah I meant that, the bootleg quick recovery power vehicles have which stacks with the gadget.
>>724881031
ah one more thing, the accel stat is accurate for everything EXCEPT
>accel vehicles get a massage jump from 80-100 per point for acceleration
>boost vehicles is bugged as FUCK, see picrel, just try to have 42 accel or 61 accel if you wanna be optimal
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:48:24 PM
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Anonymous
11/3/2025, 7:55:10 PM
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>>724883036
>>724877858
Ah, it's the Zavok who always gives me a thumbs up.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:06:09 PM
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>>724897241
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:07:42 PM
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>>724882069
he's just farming them don't feel special kid
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:07:52 PM
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>>724868815
>he's still getting away with it to this day
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:08:16 PM
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Is there some trick to "not" being thrown into the abyss when hitting another vehicle? Why do I get fucked but nobody else is?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:12:02 PM
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>>724887957
Do you believe we are actually going to get those gadgets or were they just unused?
I want even more gadgets than these.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:13:30 PM
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>>724862080
I hate nerfs, make more broken strats.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:15:22 PM
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>>724880220
he was ROBBED
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:16:15 PM
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Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:18:28 PM
No.724883835
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Anyone have the unused gadget list again?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:21:04 PM
No.724884042
[Report]
Does collision boost stack?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:21:57 PM
No.724884110
[Report]
>>724884234
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:23:13 PM
No.724884198
[Report]
>>724884539
This is great to hear as someone who plays Eggman that power vehicles have secret advantages.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:23:42 PM
No.724884234
[Report]
>>724884110
Vanilla looks better.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:24:45 PM
No.724884306
[Report]
>>724876119
Woah... it's all connected...
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:26:18 PM
No.724884420
[Report]
If I had a nickel for every time I missed the S rank by matching the time precisely, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it annoys me that it happened twice.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:28:00 PM
No.724884539
[Report]
>>724884198
And a huge disadvantage, less speed when drifting.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:28:05 PM
No.724884547
[Report]
>>724884781
>buy physical copy of sonic racing cross worlds yesterday
>inside was the pre order voucher for the werehog
This was an extremely pleasant surprise. This is like a month and some change after release too. This is why I love buying physical games. Fuck digital niggers. FUCK digital dystopian niggers.
Werehog chads, I'll see you on the battlefield.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:28:30 PM
No.724884582
[Report]
>>724885006
He's inevitable, right?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:31:09 PM
No.724884781
[Report]
>>724884547
I wish physical PC games didn't die off. As nice as Steam is, it sucks not really owning the games you buy.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:31:12 PM
No.724884784
[Report]
I can't play anything other than speed machines.
Is there something wrong with me?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:32:26 PM
No.724884876
[Report]
>>724944427
>>724862158
>>724874175
Are tendies really still sitting in here seething over the game months later?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:34:10 PM
No.724885006
[Report]
>>724884582
>third racing game he'll be in with no skates
Is there no justice?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:36:15 PM
No.724885162
[Report]
>>724867425
They increased the fps on the chao, the red robot fish and original the characters.
They are moving at 15 fps now at least which is funny because there was no patch. I have no idea how that happened.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:47:02 PM
No.724886002
[Report]
>>724886685
Should I turn off steering assist?
>he needs a boost wisp to dodge boom boo
KWAB
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:47:35 PM
No.724886054
[Report]
Collision boost is bad?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:48:00 PM
No.724886089
[Report]
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:48:56 PM
No.724886171
[Report]
>>724888268
>>724886012
>splitscreen
Who're you playing with anon? Your little sister?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:49:00 PM
No.724886174
[Report]
>>724886012
This is how you win.
Segasnoys are a cult. They'll gladly eat up whatever slop Sega shits onto their plate as long as it has the Sonic logo on it.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:51:56 PM
No.724886409
[Report]
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:55:14 PM
No.724886650
[Report]
>>724887161
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:55:46 PM
No.724886685
[Report]
>>724886002
Yes, otherwise shortcuts are a bitch
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:55:56 PM
No.724886702
[Report]
>>724887340
>>724859690 (OP)
I think a good change for Silver Surfer would be to make the duration you're invincible directly tied to how fast you can charge a level 4. If your build is centered around spamming level 4s, then it should be an extremely brief stint of invincibility, while if you're running no drift gadgets other than Ultimate Charge, it should last a few seconds since you're barely getting to use it. It's the best idea I can think of that doesn't come down to just flat out nuking it from the game like Monster Truck Starter and Inventory Plus / Swap deserve to be.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:56:10 PM
No.724886717
[Report]
>>724887904
Split screen online should be a thing.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:57:11 PM
No.724886810
[Report]
Sonic Crossworlds but in 3D isometric.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:58:24 PM
No.724886905
[Report]
>>724888245
>boosts past you on the final stretch
>throws a boxing glove in your face
>makes this face as she wins
Your response?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:01:45 PM
No.724887161
[Report]
>>724886650
Summon Speed Item is going to be broken. All off road shortcuts will be available for the cost of 50 rings.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:04:01 PM
No.724887340
[Report]
>>724886702
An easy way of implementing that is simply making it so that "ultimate charge disables if you're on a level 3 drift"
Silver Surfer shouldn't be nerfed at all until item power is reduced and surfer remains dominant (it won't).
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:08:05 PM
No.724887691
[Report]
>>724887884
>>724887502
It's still hardly fair. Having the ability to literally become invincible whenever you want anytime during the entire race is just bullshit. Anything that has a startup animation like King Boom Boo or Slicers or the stuff that spawns from portals above you, completely nullified by this build.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:10:03 PM
No.724887857
[Report]
>>724891460
>>724877858
People will see this and wonder why surfers surf.
>>724878943
>>724881031
>>724881461
So for Power vehicles specifically, is big Ring Boost worth it to counteract the -4 Speed penalty from drifting, or is there no overlap there?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:10:27 PM
No.724887884
[Report]
>>724888009
>>724887691
The tradeoff is that the build isn't particularly fast at all, needs wonky lines to function, and has no ability to recover after taking a single hit. Its ONLY strength is its defense against the item chaos, and if you reduce the chaos surfers will not be able to maintain any sort of lead.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:10:42 PM
No.724887904
[Report]
>>724886717
This is why I haven't bought it yet. Game is great from what I've played at a friend's though.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:11:22 PM
No.724887957
[Report]
>>724883357
With the current pace, we will likely get everything in that one Google doc minus the ones that are too jank to pass the smell test.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:11:23 PM
No.724887959
[Report]
GUN Robo Sama....please, forgive me! I couldn't see you were-AIEEEEEEEE!!!!
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:11:55 PM
No.724888009
[Report]
>>724888081
>>724887884
None of those downsides matter since the end of almost every race comes down to who survives the cancerous spamfest on the last corner, and guess who's gonna do that? The guy who has on-demand invincibility. There's a reason an overwhelming majority of people in the top 100 are running this build.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:12:47 PM
No.724888067
[Report]
you dont
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:12:55 PM
No.724888081
[Report]
>>724888165
>>724888009
>the end of almost every race comes down to who survives the cancerous spamfest on the last corner
Yeah, imagine if the spamfest was cut down so this isn't an issue. Wow!!!
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:13:34 PM
No.724888142
[Report]
>>724886303
Samir! I missed you, dude. How you been? Up to the same old Mariosnoy routine?
Can you post the dancing MKW Mario webm for old times' sake? That one's so funny, Samir!
>>724888081
So then the surfers are even more safe? Greaaaat.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:14:08 PM
No.724888184
[Report]
Just make new busted gadgets I will make new busted gadgets to make silver surfer less dominant.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:14:55 PM
No.724888238
[Report]
>>724888165
Then the tradeoff they are subjected to is of more significance (no additional speed beyond drifting)
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:14:59 PM
No.724888245
[Report]
>>724886905
I get a boner
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:15:14 PM
No.724888268
[Report]
>>724889189
>>724886171
Big brother, actually.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:15:25 PM
No.724888283
[Report]
>>724888165
Yes bro the surfers are protected from nothing so the only function their build has becomes worthless. That makes them better, for sure.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:15:29 PM
No.724888285
[Report]
>>724888165
If items stop being a death sentence, using the fastest time trial esque setups will be better than surfing. Which will make surfing obsolete.
>"Mariosnoy"
Is this some kind of cope because Segasnoys can't come up with their own insult to retort with?
>>724888293
what the hell is a "segasnoy"
sonic is a nintendo ip through and through, with several titles exclusive to the wii and wii u
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:18:14 PM
No.724888513
[Report]
>>724889774
snap drift still makes no sense to me
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:19:16 PM
No.724888589
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>>724888448
Do not argue with Samir the Mariosnoy, anon. His hemorrhoids will flare up and he'll call you mean no-no names like Eric.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:19:25 PM
No.724888604
[Report]
>>724888448
This entire game is the latest flavor of anti-Nintendo just like Palworld was. Its snoy slop in its very roots.
>>724887502
This is not only invincible, this is also faster than other online builds because you get boosts lightning fast and boosts are the way to get fast, and you get a reliable way to become invincible with this build. Even with items reduced in power completely, it will stay in meta as long as any items that hurt in any noticeable way are available, and even if Sega decided "single wisps only online" which would kill the fucking game contrary to what retards think , the build would at most replace lvl4 charge + 1 of the minor drifts with ultimate charge kit, if that was even needed. It has to change.
Gadget Designer
11/3/2025, 9:22:18 PM
No.724888841
[Report]
Boost Wisp Kit
Gives you a white wisp at the start of every lap and gives white wisps a 4% chance to spawn from every item box (4% more for each item)
Stacks with other item chance gadgets.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:22:45 PM
No.724888873
[Report]
>>724888448
tendies are mentally ill
Gadget designer
11/3/2025, 9:23:08 PM
No.724888897
[Report]
Wave SWALLOWS upon gadget activation
Gadget Designer
11/3/2025, 9:25:34 PM
No.724889064
[Report]
Balanced Tuner
Slots: 3
Gain +5 to all stats.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:25:43 PM
No.724889080
[Report]
>>724889560
>>724888691
>this is also faster than other online builds because you get boosts lightning fast and boosts are the way to get fast
Wrong. You get level 4 boosts faster than normal, but in terms of snaking it's still much slower than spamming level 2s in addition to taking really suboptimal lines. Someone spamming level 2s uninterrupted would easily keep up with and pass a silver surfer spamming level 4s since there's no difference in boost speed between 2 and 4.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:26:10 PM
No.724889108
[Report]
>>724859690 (OP)
Someone please post a video explaining snap drift/boost, whatever it's called.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:26:30 PM
No.724889136
[Report]
>>724862385
https://youtu.be/1HjviSmv1Tc?si=Rm8-_a5qcmOWSIdn
I missed out on the Joker and Minecraft events since I was playing other shit, but I'll be there for my boy Ichi.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:27:22 PM
No.724889189
[Report]
>>724888268
which one of you is the based pedophile
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:27:28 PM
No.724889196
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>>724888691
Coin boost maxing absolutely mogs fast level 4s
Drifting alone doesn't actually make you that fast
why does it feel like the people arguing against silver surfing have never actually used the build in their lives
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:31:36 PM
No.724889518
[Report]
>>724889286
Real "can't criticize a food if you never fucked a chef" energy
>>724889080
This is still comparing one boost build to another boost build with marginal "superiority" as well, you're not forced to only use lvl 4s when there's no point, and you say "there's no difference in boost speed" which is true, but there's still a difference for lvl 2/3/4 when it comes to the boost duration which you have consciously omitted.
Gadget Designer
11/3/2025, 9:32:15 PM
No.724889570
[Report]
Item Vacuum
Slots 2
Item Boxes are dragged closer to you.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:35:22 PM
No.724889774
[Report]
>>724888513
It's a friction physics quirk. Counter drifting quickly toggles tech drift off and back on, that moment of traction resets your inertia so you start sliding into the turn instead of away from it.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:36:19 PM
No.724889842
[Report]
>>724890563
>>724889560
>you're not forced to only use lvl 4s when there's no point
Then you're getting sniped by a boxing glove and falling to 10th place.
>you say "there's no difference in boost speed" which is true, but there's still a difference for lvl 2/3/4 when it comes to the boost duration which you have consciously omitted
Because it doesn't matter since chaining level 2s is fast enough to make downtime a non-issue and leave enough space in your gadget plate for further advantages.
Face it, without an ocean of item spam silver surfing will never be among the fastest builds, ever. NO ONE uses it for time trials, no one uses it for ANYTHING besides defense. And when that defense stops paying dividends, it's going to fall off.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:37:08 PM
No.724889895
[Report]
>>724889286
People complaining about builds/characters/options in a competitive game basically never comes from a place of actually knowing what using that option is like, you learn from playing fighting games that pretty much any argument of this flavor is gonna boil down to
>[playstyle that invalidates mine] takes zero skill and I wish everyone who does it a very kill yourself
vs
>actually it's really hard to [playstyle] because [intended flaw of the archetype]
Gadget Designer
11/3/2025, 9:37:43 PM
No.724889942
[Report]
Attack Item Kit
Slots: 3
Combines Giant Rocket Punch, Giant Spiked Ball, Short Fuse, Attack Item Chance Up
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:37:47 PM
No.724889946
[Report]
I respect silver surfers more than baggers (hard R) at the very least.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:37:49 PM
No.724889949
[Report]
>>724889560
Level 4 boosts are the slower than 2s and 3 and as far as Charge time:output is concerned, for raw speed you want only 3s and some 2s in more technical sections. Never 1s, and never 4s.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:39:35 PM
No.724890074
[Report]
I'm going to combine Buy Speed Gadget with Runoff Bounty for guaranteed wisps that pay for themselves with Runoff.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:42:48 PM
No.724890290
[Report]
>>724861989
Swallow isn't just her species if you know what I mean ehh ehhhhh ehhhhhhh
Collision Adept
Slots: 1
Increases the number of rings lost by colliding with weaker players by 50%
Collision Master
Increases the number of rings lost by colliding with weaker players by 100%
Collision Master Kit
Increases the number of rings lost by colliding with weaker players by 150% and also slightly increases power by 3 points.
Gadget Designer
11/3/2025, 9:45:45 PM
No.724890491
[Report]
>>724890432
Oops Master is 2 slots and Kit is 3 slots
>>724889842
So what, you want a sweaty game with boost wisps only? It will die, make no mistake. You face it, as long as it hurts, you will drop a few spots, one or two, and that means you will keep Silver Surfing. I got hit once with the overrated QR + Power Truck build anons shill above and fell from 1st to 3rd, and those items barely tickled compared to both 8 and World Mario Kart. They weren't a big deal.
Question, do you sincerely think a kart racer game with no "hurting" items would be succesful? If so, why didn't anybody make it and proceed to swim in money and full lobbies? Why is that a thing only for niche modes where you have to manually uncheck items?
>>724890563
How many spots does surfing lose by being slow? Do you know? How many seconds slower is it compared to driving optimally?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:52:25 PM
No.724890970
[Report]
>>724890563
I personally don't want hurting items to get removed. I just want the monster truck and drill to get nerfed because it's fucking annoying that you can spend over half a race not even trying and just place above 4th at the last minute.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:52:56 PM
No.724890997
[Report]
>>724891219
>>724890432
This is awful. Collision is just 2 whole rings, so 50% gets it up to 3, which is less than mini ring thief that also gives them to you. There's no reason to ever take it over Ring Thief, this is worse than both of the variants and doesn't even benefit you. It'd require a Power overhaul to make sense, so with it an EG Miku loses like at least base 10 rings if she dares even think about touching a Chadvok/Pirate Knuckles on a Power Vehicle with the power kit
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:56:14 PM
No.724891219
[Report]
>>724891354
>>724890997
Okay then let me redo it
Collision Adept
Slots: 1
Increases the number of rings lost by colliding with weaker players by 200%
Collision Master
Slots: 2
Increases the number of rings lost by colliding with weaker players by 500%
Collision Master Kit
Slots: 3
Increases the number of rings lost by colliding with weaker players by 600% and also slightly increases power by 3 points.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:57:02 PM
No.724891274
[Report]
I don't think a drill should take rings from people in the 11th place! that seems like a really fucked up design decision!
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:58:01 PM
No.724891354
[Report]
>>724891710
>>724891219
Item Thief
Slots: 3
Steal an item when colliding with another player.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:59:33 PM
No.724891460
[Report]
>>724887857
It's just to
>+27/+30 speed behind a slipstream, passing them easily, while also having more speed in the first place due to slipstream bounty being a good source of ring gen
>if you get hit, the 300%/500% accel bonus + power vehicle + quick recovery (optional) is almost like you never got hit at all
>free speed when frontrunning by following ring trails
Power car's drifting stats are still ass, but drifting into a ring trail technically counteracts it yeah
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:03:13 PM
No.724891710
[Report]
>>724892086
>>724891354
that would be so incredibly annoying but it could be so kino
>>724890942
Conjecture is pointless since surfer plays a different game where hurting items basically do not exist, and other builds have to live with them, so I cannot answer this question. And you're not answering my question which was asked prior. Do you think a single boost-wisp only online would be more or less popular? Should Sega do it then, and why didn't any big kart racing game think of that? Seems straightforward enough, and they'd need to spend way less time designing the items, their models/textures, sound effects, thinking how they affect the gameplay, since there'd be only one that provides a boost. They'd gain in several ways, spend less money and gain more money by having more players, so why aren't they doing it? Where is the successful kart racer with no hurting items?
Gadget Designer
11/3/2025, 10:08:05 PM
No.724892086
[Report]
>>724891710
I am making new gadgets that would hypothetically lead to alternate dominating builds.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:12:24 PM
No.724892356
[Report]
A real front running gadget would be one that makes traps not disappear upon collision
Imagine being able to seal a shortcut from multiple people
Gadget Designer
11/3/2025, 10:12:55 PM
No.724892390
[Report]
Just reduce the invincibility time of Ultimate Charge
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:15:03 PM
No.724892523
[Report]
>>724892915
Risky Racer: boosts all stats until you get hit
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:20:45 PM
No.724892915
[Report]
>>724892523
could be funny with invincible start I guess
problem with stat increasing effects is that stats fucking suck
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:27:03 PM
No.724893330
[Report]
>>724893962
Stats should have a secondary effect.
>Power - affects knockback, maybe takes more rings at high level
>Speed - affects ring collection range
>Acceleration - affects offroad speed
>Handling/Boost - need nothing
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:37:11 PM
No.724893962
[Report]
>>724894308
>>724893330
If I were to buff accel it'd actually be making it affect the thresholds for ring speed increases.
For example, with 100 accel, you could get the effect of 100 rings at only 80 rings.
I like the current balance of ring #100 being just as valuable as the first 99, so this effect would probably be exclusive to accel machines or a starting threshold of the stat (maybe every point above 60 accel discounts half a ring).
Fits the theme of acceleration since it shortens the amount of rings you need to collect
Power affecting bumping is such a no-brainer I'm shocked it's not already like that.
Speed getting ring range up feels a bit gimmicky, even if I understand the connection. I feel like the speed stat just needs a slightly stronger effect on your top speed.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:42:32 PM
No.724894308
[Report]
>>724893962
>Power affecting bumping is such a no-brainer I'm shocked it's not already like that.
But it does! If you drive a power vehicle and any EG, especially Miku one, touches you while you're both in the air, they will be unaffected and you will randomly fly either 50 miles to the right, left, or into the sky, instantly becoming 12th.
Top speed change would break the time trials probably, especially super sonic speed, but then I don't care about those at all, and someone like Sonic being particularly good at catching rings would make sense
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:44:39 PM
No.724894439
[Report]
>>724895276
>>724891746
We're not getting your made up single boost wisp straw man mode. We're getting item nerfs. Please focus on reality instead of making excuses.
And you're not answering my question which was asked prior.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:48:28 PM
No.724894671
[Report]
idea for the currently unused gadgets that let you trade rings for an item at the press of a button
Bargain: decreases ring cost for gadgets that summon items (does nothing if none of them are equipped)
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:53:05 PM
No.724894947
[Report]
Have the game since release but never really touched single player until now, just did to try different shit and why the hell does online not have mirror mode?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:58:43 PM
No.724895276
[Report]
>>724897485
>>724894439
You didn't even bother denying that as long as you drop a spot or two because of a hurting item you will keep on silver surfing, and a fantasy game where a hurting item won't affect two close people to change spots means they are meaningless, basically non-existent. They do nothing. The only items with value would be ones that affect movement. You're being disingenuous, so there's no point continuing a discussion with someone who does so in bad faith because he's afraid of his playstyle getting changed, but I will instead ask you to think of more witty responses and comebacks. Copying "you're not answering my question which was asked prior" is pathetic and makes no sense since you haven't asked me any prior to this post. Just letting you know. Even an old-fashioned insult, like "you're an X-something fag lololol xd" would be better suited here. Can you please try again and hit me with a better comeback?
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:04:36 PM
No.724895695
[Report]
>>724895996
>want to install uma musume mods
>don't want to replace my mains Jet and Wave
To live is to suffer
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:09:11 PM
No.724895996
[Report]
>>724895695
It's very annoying. Replacing the AI versions is a somewhat beter option but weirdly rare.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:23:08 PM
No.724896936
[Report]
Top tier gadget idea for Radical Highway
>when on the bridge boost rails, Miku, Eggman and Knuckles on EG are unable to knock you away to hell by existing in your vague vicinity
It's always one of those three fuckers. Knuckles at least barely exists but every single time fuckers complain there's no Knuckles players in these threads which I also just did, a Knucklesfag forces himself into existence out of spite and suddenly there's 1 or 2 in my game, so I can't use the rails
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:27:30 PM
No.724897241
[Report]
>>724897332
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:28:51 PM
No.724897332
[Report]
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:30:39 PM
No.724897428
[Report]
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:31:33 PM
No.724897485
[Report]
>>724898894
>>724895276
Please look in a mirror sometime instead of convincing yourself that surfing is the be all end all build and that a build that drives significantly faster would not be used if it was viable to do so. You are the most disingenuous person in the thread by far. I hope you're not that one perpetually ass-pained Sage main that's always stirring the pot, because they should have learned their lesson after two months of being thoroughly corrected.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:33:18 PM
No.724897591
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>>724899561
She's in.
>>724891746
Still waiting for you to answer
>>724890942 by the way. Hint: it is multiple seconds slower per lap.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:41:05 PM
No.724898130
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Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:42:15 PM
No.724898216
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>>724897706
they won't answer, we both know they're not interested in facts
let them cry their gay baby tears and move on
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:48:00 PM
No.724898648
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>>724898817
>>724890563
>So what, you want a sweaty game with boost wisps only?
No, that's not what I said at all. There IS a medium between the absolute festival that items is right no and "no items boost only," the problem is that items are so frequent and punishing that they take ANY sense of control from the driver, and that is why people surf. When items are tuned down, surfing will decrease dramatically and those that continue to will not be as successful.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:49:58 PM
No.724898817
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>>724899170
>>724898648
I think they're still mad, so don't be surprised if they whine some more when presented with a reasonable argument.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:50:56 PM
No.724898894
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>>724899170
>>724897485
Not quite there yet, yet again an unsuccessful "uno reverse" attempt with nothing genuine or worth a real response in it, but at least you took to heart the "you're an X-something fag" advice by trying to insinuate I'm a Sagefag haven't played her even once, but you can call me a Tailsfag, so I'm quite proud of your progress. You've accomplished a lot today and I wish you the best, you may be able to make worthwhile comebacks in a few years.
>>724897706
And here you are, weak, though the glimmer of hope from the previous post remains. Another failed uno reverse which fails, but I'm still proud you took some part of my advice to heart. Last thing I will say to you today, despite you being completely incapable to answer the simplest of questions, is it doesn't matter. You're in an imaginary game where one side has to deal with items, weak or not, and the other doesn't, and I bet your "calculation" of no value doesn't take into account the actual race, let alone items. Did you account for slipstream? Collisions? Other players? Physics going crazy? Unpredictability? You know, the whole soul of the kart racer? I know what you were trying to do, you were trying to compare time trial leaderboards, and that has no value. If you want that, just play time trials in perpetuity, it has nothing to do with real race that another build had a better time by a few seconds. You will not get any more responses from me today. Disingenuous, bad faith discussion has no point, but I'm still proud of the progress you made, however insignificant it might have been. I believe in time your posts will improve. Feel free to now pellet me with whatever responses you may to improve your future comeback as they will not get an answer from me, the thread will die before I will see them, and know I believe in the future you.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:51:27 PM
No.724898927
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>>724899170
QED.
The desyncs. The constant disconnects. The shitty and unreliable physics. A lobby filled with silver surfers. The FUCKING slicer. The absurd item balancing. That last fucking game (giving me an attack item in 12th place? Really, bitch?)
This game is shit. Plain and simple. And to think it had all that bluster in the weeks leading up to the game trying to one-up Mario Kart World—pathetic.
Sonic will never be good again. I manifest it with the might of twenty congolese juju sorceresses. Shit fucking franchise.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:54:39 PM
No.724899170
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>>724899636
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:57:38 PM
No.724899382
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Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:58:16 PM
No.724899430
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>>724905095
>>724899147
Skill issue.
But also the complete silence on any kind of patch is what's really killing the game
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:58:41 PM
No.724899456
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He's in
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:00:23 AM
No.724899561
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>>724897591
WAVE NOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:01:19 AM
No.724899636
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:17:04 AM
No.724900782
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Holy fuck. Reading this thread I'm glad I didn't buy the game if the community is like this.
Since that guy went on a weird Reddit meltdown against someone who wasn't even the person he started the conversation with, I'll just post the ideas I had for item nerfs. Some of these might not be good, so I want to hear what other anons think.
>We don't need so many homing items. Red gloves are fine, green gloves and shuriken do not need homing. Let green gloves bounce around (can home if you have the Big Glove Gadget), shuriken can auto-travel down the middle of the track and despawn after a set time.
>Weights need to go. It's just another reason to surf and is a dead item to anyone who actually receives it. Disrupting 1st and 2nd place while you are in 10th is not helpful. King Boom Boo is a much better frontrunner-target item, we don't need two of them.
>Items that home should not follow you into the air. If you jump off the dunes near the end of sand road, a targeting item should fly under you, not keep chasing you into the sky.
>On-hit items should remove 30 rings, not 50. This is a direct buff to the 130-ring gadget, but that's fine. It's also less frustrating in general.
>Drill Wisp minimum duration MUST be lowered. It lasts too long if you smuggle it to the top placements and is completely uncontestable in its current state.
>On the other hand, last place items need to be changed. No one should be getting a single Boost Wisp in 11th place, remove those from the lower place pool entirely.
>Too many catch-up items are allowed to exist at once. I have seen literally (I counted) four Monster Trucks and three Drills barreling down the final stretch at once before. That's complete nonsense.
>Triple gloves should be added to the normal item pool, but not available below 3rd place.
>Green gloves MUST make a sound while traveling, aside from the firing those things are completely silent and you'll have no idea one is sneaking up on you if it was fired from afar.
Not sure about some of them, but these are my initial ideas.
the radical highway rails are actual fucking nonsense and no one is going to convince me there is any way to land it consistently
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:23:35 AM
No.724901257
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>>724901193
there isnt, i sometimes able to land after doing a trick at max speed and sometimes get spitted back if i land with no speed and carefully landing in the middle
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:28:48 AM
No.724901621
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>>724901021
I actually forgot.
>Items boxes respawn too quickly and putting double item boxes on every set during the last lap isn't necessary.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:31:39 AM
No.724901827
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>>724901021
Agreed in general but especially with this one:
>On-hit items should remove 30 rings, not 50.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:33:53 AM
No.724902003
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>>724901021
the fact items follow you into those huge jumps is hilariously jank
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:43:01 AM
No.724902678
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>>724902774
>>724901193
I've never successfully used them once. As far as I'm concerned they're just bait.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:44:18 AM
No.724902774
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>>724902678
i have used them before, however i try not to use them in lap 3, 1 out of 3 times i will either die or get stuck on the red wall of bars in the middle and go from 1st to 12th with a huge gap aswell
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:05:02 AM
No.724904202
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:14:56 AM
No.724904846
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>>724907734
>>724903323
god bless modded asses
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:17:51 AM
No.724905051
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>>724903323
THAT's all for SONIC?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:18:32 AM
No.724905095
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>>724899430
There's likely to be one after this month because they'll have added the first waves of characters already, next patch will probably be balancing while also adding Pac-Man and ghosts plus Mega Man and more SEGA characters to the CSS/stage select
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:24:02 AM
No.724905427
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I prefer buffs over nerfs.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:24:55 AM
No.724905496
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>>724935326
>last race of the session
>metal harbor, a track i absolutely hate
>a track i am also an absolute king at due to the time trial fires i was forged in
>win by smoothly gliding through the shortcut and avoiding the GUNbot
Same thing happens with White Cave. Hate that track, absolutely dominate on it every time because of the time trial practice. Pretty funny.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:25:39 AM
No.724905547
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>>724905893
Why are there not mods for Ichiban yet given he is already in the game files?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:31:18 AM
No.724905893
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>>724905547
mods wait until he is released, the same happened for steve
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:35:15 AM
No.724906142
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>>724903323
Sonic TAPS that every festival
>>724901021
>Too many catch-up items are allowed to exist at once
I can see this causing unexpected problems if people hoard them once they get them. This would give them an advantage as one of the few people who can actually exploit the items and it would also reduce the ability of others to catch up if the max number of items are being held. It would be better to do something to force the items to be used for catching up with no way to smuggle them forward. If the item has no value for taking a good position in the race, there would be no reason to hold onto it and ending up in a situation where everyone is using it at the same time.
>crossworlds twitter hasn't announced Ichiban and his festival
C'mon now... We're gonna get the in-game news first.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:40:57 AM
No.724906517
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>>724906181
they should have a timer, like the bomb where they become a single wisp if not used
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:44:49 AM
No.724906778
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>>724901021
I think special item boxes should feel more special.
Usually you get bullshit... Why not a drill or a monster truck or something?
Also hard agree with boxing gloves taking away 30 rings. 50 rings is absurd.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:50:53 AM
No.724907140
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>>724908019
>>724906379
Wonder if they're going to let Sonic Rumble get some of the limelight this week, I don't think Sonic games have been this close to each other in releases, since maybe Sonic Rivals, Sonic 06 and Sonic Riders all coming out around the same time.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:56:42 AM
No.724907440
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>>724888293
end result of hypernewfag ESLs seeing "snoy" overused and thinking it's some kind of generic insult since they don't know it's about Sony/PS
seen some unironic "Nintensnoy" from gigatards
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:00:09 AM
No.724907606
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>>724919778
>drive pickup truck when I first start the game
>go through basically every machine type since then
>Back to Eff Wan Fiddy after hitting L8
>Finishing on the podium way more often now
My first choice being the best happens way too often.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:02:45 AM
No.724907725
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>>724911714
>>724859690 (OP)
>do all that shit
>still can't catch up
no wonder MK still dominates
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:02:57 AM
No.724907734
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:08:22 AM
No.724908019
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>>724907140
Well I mean, it's a festival not a whole 'nother game
also there's no in-game news announcement. wtf. he's releasing so soon...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:18:57 AM
No.724908594
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:28:37 AM
No.724909124
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>>724909321
Rate my shitty ass """"Half-Life"""" car.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:29:33 AM
No.724909164
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>>724906379
The Japanese Twitter did, it's later this week
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:31:50 AM
No.724909314
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>>724863637
this. I dont want to deal with item spam, otherwise I'd be using more boost/speed gadgets
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:33:08 AM
No.724909392
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>>724909321
>whisper
based
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:40:01 AM
No.724909753
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>>724910339
Will they port over music from that Hawaii game? I don't know shit about Yakuza, as you can tell.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:50:32 AM
No.724910339
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>>724910398
>>724909753
Aparently according to dataminers he only comes with one song, the one that plays on the char select, which is a battle theme from Y7.
So no, I don't think we'll get any songs from Y8 AKA the hawaii one.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:51:55 AM
No.724910398
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>>724910664
>>724910339
>according to dataminers he only comes with one song
No way that's true, right?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:52:38 AM
No.724910426
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i am sick of 7 players having tornados at once, such a fucking annoying item
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:54:25 AM
No.724910527
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:56:51 AM
No.724910664
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>>724911319
>>724910398
I hope it isn't, even just from Yakuza 7 they are sitting on so many good songs, including the bgm for the Mario Kart parody minigame.
However, Joker did come with only two songs so I wouldn't be suprised if Ichi only comes with one.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:56:51 AM
No.724910665
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the more i play the more i hate aqua palace, those small tunnels make everything a huge clusterfuck
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:09:40 AM
No.724911319
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>>724910664
I don't particularly care for Yakuza (shame for its fans if that's true though), but I don't want them to skimp on NiGHTS Into Dreams in the music department. I hope we get more than Persona got from now on.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:17:11 AM
No.724911714
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>>724907725
If you came into this thread just from seeing the video without having played the game and knowing what is going on, only 1 out of 4 of those items actually hit. It is just the net code incorrectly showing a hit confirm before the other player's game reported back that they didn't get hit. It wouldn't be all that unreasonable to get away with only a single hit over three sets of item boxes in Mario Kart either assuming no blue shell, lightning, or a 3rd place player in range to also attack 1st. Really, considering from the perspective of how this would have played out in Mario Kart, this probably would have also worked out about the same without the level 4 shield if spike ball and punches weren't worthless for blocking items in curves compared to bananas and shells.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:29:36 AM
No.724912337
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>>724913661
>>724906181
The game already does this with at least King Boom Boo, maybe other things like weights and slime too.
Else you would see multiple of him at the exact same time too but it never happens.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:31:17 AM
No.724912428
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When is Yakuza festival and does Calamity + Vectorbro + Kenneth + Knuckles 2 + That one Wave player still play
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:36:58 AM
No.724912753
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Lots of nice info I've got from this thread. Glad to see that I was already very close to running a meta build and that I wasn't crazy when I thought Power vehicle drifter like ass.
Will probably drop the ring boost for mini ring boost to experiment with extended slip stream, 130 ring count and/or ring range up.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:45:41 AM
No.724913196
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>>724864587
None of them because I'm on PS5 and can't use AI skin mods
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:53:29 AM
No.724913661
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>>724912337
The difference is that there isn't much strategy for holding those items or denying others from getting them since they tend to benefit everyone except slime. If you give one or two people exclusive access to the drill, you can count on bagging getting worse as people race to be able to get and hold the best weapons.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:32:34 AM
No.724916262
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>>724918085
>dlc characters are being modded over now
hell yeah
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:52:12 AM
No.724917545
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>>724917995
>>724917153
oh! i saw this in the vm thread op from last week
some of the build recommendations are stinky, but all the info above it is top notch
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:59:26 AM
No.724917995
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>>724917545
The "Light Speed Dash" build seems cool
tho I think the boost tuner default isn't really needed
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:00:34 AM
No.724918052
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:01:12 AM
No.724918085
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>>724922029
>>724917153
So power vehicles are broken? They have like tons of extra buffs for no reason
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:05:02 AM
No.724918317
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>>724918146
Seems like it yeah.
Just +10 to slipstreams is pretty crazy.
Then again, they do lose speed during drifts... Might just be to offset that.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:06:19 AM
No.724918379
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>>724918896
please stop using tornadoes offensively it just backfires EVERY TIME even if you land the hit
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:07:47 AM
No.724918468
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>>724918146
Sheen this is the 7th week in a row you complained about a vehicle type
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:10:05 AM
No.724918624
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>>724919837
How do people play silver surfer? Technical drift sucks because it makes it difficult to get rings, getting hit once completely screws you because you have no ring generation (and yes, it WILL happen) and you're going to get killed by +30 power slipstreamers.
So acceleration builds are still the worst right? Like their own tier of bad?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:10:47 AM
No.724918659
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:10:59 AM
No.724918676
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>>724901021
Generally agree with most of these. Green glove lock-on is too easy to achieve and makes red and green feel too similar. In addition I think locking drills and monster trucks to the special item boxes would be ideal instead of just letting them infest regular boxes. It wouldn't totally curb hoarding but might de-incentivize a bit since they can be a little out of the way on some tracks.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:12:29 AM
No.724918769
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i dont think i can play without tech drift anymore, the regular drift feels so fucking stiff
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:12:49 AM
No.724918787
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>>724918625
They probably wouldn't be so bad if they actually did what they advertise.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:14:45 AM
No.724918896
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>>724918379
>rapes migu and jet
Cream was raised right
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:19:07 AM
No.724919150
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>>724919461
>>724917153
I was wondering why the slipstream build seemed so much more reliable with Power karts.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:24:39 AM
No.724919461
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>>724919595
>>724919150
The amount of hidden shit that's baked into cars without any indication whatsoever is insufferable
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:27:11 AM
No.724919595
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>>724919461
its even more annoying because the stats are almost meaningless, this is clearly fault of the arcade devs
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:30:26 AM
No.724919767
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>>724920547
>voice modded
>crosstalks render
>emojis
>over ai character
That's right, everyone fans favorite character, is in.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:30:31 AM
No.724919778
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>>724907606
>purchased
>lease
I didn't know computers were so dumb.
It'll be interesting seeing what they actual change about the game with whatever the next patch is. I have no idea what their priorities would even be outside of the network being (hopefully) fixed.
Items are hell, but I have no idea of Sega sees it that way.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:31:40 AM
No.724919837
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>>724918624
Nearly everyone in an average WM lobby can be considered one large predictable mass.
e.g. When the race starts, you can do level 3s until everyone hits their first items, then you can time your first level 4 right when everyone finishes rolling so you avoid the mass of items imploding on itself. After that you can often provoke someone into throwing their punch or popping their tornado on your active level 4 by just snaking into them repeatedly, but higher ranked people are starting to pick up on meta spots where level 4s are impossible or very difficult to get in time. If you make your way to 1st, it's then a matter of looking at the minimap to see when the horde runs into item boxes and timing your level 4s appropriately.
Having low rings is bad but getting hit is so much worse that it doesn't matter most of the time, and you can still get rings when you find an early frontrun anyway
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:31:46 AM
No.724919842
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>>724920028
>>724919803
sega probably think its quirky to have the game be a mess with so many shit flying around
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:33:38 AM
No.724919932
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>>724919803
Only thing that NEEDS to be fixed is network instability, item desync and Drill/Truck potency (power, duration, spawn rate, however). Throw slicer nerfs on top for good luck.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:35:15 AM
No.724920028
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>>724919842
Yes, stay in the clusterfuck fun zone for 2 laps and only the last maybe 20 seconds actually matters seems to be the intent.
https://youtu.be/0MqUzAP-rCU
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:37:13 AM
No.724920137
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>>724920347
>>724862385
When does it start?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:40:52 AM
No.724920347
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>>724919767
I feel like within the context of a different series I'd like Lyric's design. His problem is that he looks nothing like a Sonic character.
>>724920547
he looks like a basic mob from ratchet and clank
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:05:43 AM
No.724921613
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>>724923017
She's in.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:06:57 AM
No.724921686
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>>724921372
I think a snake that gave himself cybernetic arms could make for a solid midgame Sly Cooper villain. They'd have to give him a little more of a theme though.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:12:02 AM
No.724921975
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>>724922665
When Silver Surfer goes from 1st to 12th
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:13:11 AM
No.724922029
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:22:18 AM
No.724922526
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>>724920547
>>724921372
Looks like a Crash antagonist lol
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:24:44 AM
No.724922665
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>>724921975
LITERALLY me.
The one time I decide to not kill a miku they fucking pull in front of me last second and spikleball me.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:27:44 AM
No.724922826
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>>724923184
>>724922792
why did you run into it?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:27:50 AM
No.724922832
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>>724923184
>>724922792
NEVER be nice to anyone in WM
Does anyone know what the hell I'm supposed to press to hit the high jumps for the item boxes on Pumpkin Mansion/Water Palace? I can hit them sometimes but I can ever do it consistently.
Shit I've tried:
>tricking up
>tricking down
>hitting the ramp with a boost
>holding the left stick downward and praying to Riders Jesus
Every time I think I've found a way to hit them consistently it won't work the next time.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:31:39 AM
No.724923017
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>>724921613
she should meet omega and blow up some fuarking darkers
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:33:30 AM
No.724923131
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>>724925513
Do the prime characters have the exact same stats as the originals?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:33:51 AM
No.724923154
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>>724923003
If you mean the double item box in the water part then you must leg go of the drift when you are on the ramp so you get more height, in pumpkin mansion the double item box you need to be going at a high speed to be able to not lose height on the mouth to get it
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:34:18 AM
No.724923184
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>>724922826
>>724922832
Swapped to this and found out they were the host after a few bombs. I wasn't even trying to win, I was just staying near them lobbing bombs.
TOTAL MIKUFAG DEATH.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:35:31 AM
No.724923249
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>>724923327
>getting the rare lobby that just hangs on "please wait" forever after matchmaking supposedly finishes
fuck off
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:36:05 AM
No.724923285
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>>724923003
For Palace, let go of your jump on the ramp, not before. For Pumpkin I don't recall any jumps that matter to be quite honest
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:36:35 AM
No.724923315
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>>724923421
People are still playing this fotm game lmao?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:36:45 AM
No.724923327
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>>724923249
just got one of these lol
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:38:29 AM
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>>724923595
>>724923315
idk i just think its neat
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:39:15 AM
No.724923458
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>>724888448
Sonic being marketed towards Nintendofags instead of Playstationfags, Xboxfags and PCfags was a complete mistake
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:41:50 AM
No.724923595
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:42:50 AM
No.724923642
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Mikus arew not welcome on my race track
Mikus will not win while I am in the lobby
Mikus WILL be executed
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:43:56 AM
No.724923695
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>>724923920
Still no mod to replace Miku with the robot chicken guy... I'm tired of seeing that ugly skank
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:46:38 AM
No.724923848
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>>724923998
If a Miku dares to try and pass me: They WILL pay the tax.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:47:26 AM
No.724923889
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:48:04 AM
No.724923920
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:49:46 AM
No.724923998
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>>724924151
>>724923848
what is "the tax"
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:52:49 AM
No.724924151
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>>724923998
>a
Slamming into the skank with a power build to take all the rings.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:55:27 AM
No.724924270
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Just won two races in a row bros.
Sonic Fans riddle me this - was Tales always a sissy character?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:58:59 AM
No.724924439
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>>724924281
im starting to love white cave
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:02:04 AM
No.724924595
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>>724924281
oh huh, she does the Sonic Rush pose in the car. She doesn't on EGs.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:04:40 AM
No.724924717
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Give my man his girl, Sonic Team.
I just hit Legends lobbies and i'm kinda not having fun? Will this game do rank resets or something like that?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:09:06 AM
No.724924954
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>>724924874
probably, there is a hidden mode that its in the game but sega has not done anything with it yet
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:09:34 AM
No.724924981
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>>724924874
lolno that would piss people off. Auras are locked behind higher legend ranks.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:11:25 AM
No.724925048
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>>724925164
>see red punch targeting me
>it fades away
>then suddenly hits me
>get comboed down from a pretty distant 1st to 5th because of it
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:13:42 AM
No.724925149
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>>724925240
Wait, why does Sage get 3 skins?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:14:11 AM
No.724925164
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>>724925048
red gloves and slicers are relentless, you can go through shortcuts, portals and different elevations and they WILL get you, if they vanish from your lock on is because they are taking a different path to get you
https://youtu.be/TfyOejWJ_z0?si=nz3VSAQubxPXy-SR&t=13
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:14:21 AM
No.724925168
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>>724925617
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:15:14 AM
No.724925197
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>>724925278
>Blizzard Is Worse Than You Thought
Is it really that bad?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:16:18 AM
No.724925240
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>>724925149
Cause she's best girl
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:17:12 AM
No.724925278
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>>724925197
i legit thought this was a joke at blizzard valley
>Name is anagram of SEGA
>Current colors are White and Blue
>Getting a mini series
>Has the most skins and second most dialog after Sonic
She's the favorite, guys.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:22:52 AM
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>>724925547
>>724925431
dont forget she has the voice of the superior evangelion girl
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:23:18 AM
No.724925513
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>>724923131
Dread has different stats.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:24:10 AM
No.724925547
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>>724925613
>>724925495
Good joke. This is Asuka territory you fucking yankee.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:25:45 AM
No.724925613
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>>724925660
>>724925547
look anon, i know you want to parade your bad taste but rei is here for a reason, not midsuka
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:25:52 AM
No.724925617
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:27:08 AM
No.724925660
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>>724925613
I'm in a good mood so I'll let that slide and allow you to stay here. Be grateful.
>slipstream bounty with ring boost doesn't actually do anything unless you're on a power car
WHAT
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:30:40 AM
No.724925781
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>>724925687
This whole time I've been keeping up through sheer force of will...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:31:19 AM
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>All these years later
>Poopsuka turds still don't know their god damned place
You really hate to fucking see it.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:36:40 AM
No.724926029
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>Current year
>Rei vs. Asuka shit slinging in a Sonic thread
It's little moments like this that make me glad I didn't alt+f4 myself.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:37:22 AM
No.724926071
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>just barely beat a frontrunning legend 1 surfer zavok by shooting him with a green boxing glove when he had his guard down right at the finish line
I thought all hope was lost when we were neck-and-neck middle of lap 3 and he had a lazer wisp, but I forgot those things are worthless without cars to bounce around.
I don't know what the fuck it is about this dogshit map but I can never maintain a decent position in it no matter how hard I try
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:39:26 AM
No.724926163
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>>724924325
I axed you a question
>>724926082
The third lap ruins everything and is designed like shit. The moment you go into the section where the creepers blow up the road, it becomes extremely low quality.
>Shitty mine section with spider webs and TNT
>Into the end portal which leads into a way too long flight segment that should have just been a road instead
>Into the final stretch, which is completely dependent on who has an item to just skip the dirt while running over others
It has a great first lap but it fumbles and eats shit on the third lap, making it really unfun and inconsistent with placements. Bikini Bottom better be a fucking banger.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:43:09 AM
No.724926320
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>>724924281
>shortcut bounces you off unless you land on the left side
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:46:30 AM
No.724926468
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>>724926675
>>724926082
The flying segment leaves extremely little opportunity to overtake which means you either have to be already massively ahead of the pack before you bag something incredibly strong for the final turn
It feels like lap 3 is actually half a lap due to how irrelevant half of it is
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 7:51:04 AM
No.724926675
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>>724926468
>>724926276
dont forget to mention the last jump is a perfect moment to get fucked by a drill or a lazer since those speedrun segments like that
Daily reminder that Sage's english voice actress is a well endowed adult woman.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:01:27 AM
No.724927059
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>>724927036
i suddenly dont want to play sage anymore...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:05:53 AM
No.724927247
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>>724927036
Hopefully Sage will be the same.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:10:42 AM
No.724927417
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>>724925687
Some of the mechanics are so retardedly obtuse
The hidden car modifiers are stupid, you already have a system for displaying playstyle distinct modifications just add it to the damn gadget plate
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:18:32 AM
No.724927719
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>>724927880
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:20:12 AM
No.724927784
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>>724928725
>get to A+ rank
>can't break the top 8 all night
It's frustrating.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:22:43 AM
No.724927880
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>>724927719
>wide autobahn streches of nothing
We got our first MKW track, i guess?
Careful /v/ros
Tendies are about to invade this thread
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:35:26 AM
No.724928320
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>>724928105
I don't care.
>>724928105
I really hope Kirby would smack MK Worlds, but it's my hard copium to shit on MKW
Like, I got Switch 2 for MK because I really liked 8, in the end I played 20h since end of July vs 233h of Crossworlds since Early Access and excluding Demo + OBT
Also, I autistically like Kirb.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:40:29 AM
No.724928534
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>>724928693
>>724859690 (OP)
very proud of my Omega board wanted to show it off
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:45:00 AM
No.724928693
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>>724928534
pretty nice pretty cute
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:46:01 AM
No.724928725
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>>724927784
That's the stage at which you need to have a cohesive build and take most shortcuts
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:56:29 AM
No.724929129
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>>724930183
>>724925687
>Power cars get their speed absolutely fucked by drifting
>Handling cars get the highest speed boost when drifting so they're way faster than you think
>Boost boards boost faster than the stat
Why the hell is half of the reason you'd pick a car hidden? They all have hidden ups, and also a huge down in case of Power, but who the fuck knows if we even know everything about what a vehicle type does. Might turn out Acceleration vehicles have a hidden thing that makes them worthwhile too
>>724928354
Kirby isn't beating a launch title that came with the console. It won't get close. MK:W is cheaper than Crossworlds if you account for the console bundle, and why wouldn't you pick it up when that's a prominent, flagship exclusive? Nothing is going to beat it in sales.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:00:45 AM
No.724929295
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>>724928354
mkw was going to sell better than everything no matter what. It's just a bit uncanny how boring it actually is though.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:09:35 AM
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very excited for the Crosstalk Add-on update tomorrow
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:17:26 AM
No.724929920
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>>724927036
>eating cement
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:24:59 AM
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>>724929129
>Acceleration vehicles have a hidden thing
They have Maximum Traction built in. Not really worth picking for that even in tracks where it's relevant though, and Tech Drift invalidates it.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:58:00 AM
No.724931505
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>>724928354
World never interested me, but I am getting Air Riders. Hopefully I'll have the """"capacity"""" for two racing games in my rotation.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:23:21 AM
No.724932518
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Dead game.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:29:04 AM
No.724932741
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>>724933096
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:37:57 AM
No.724933096
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>>724933161
>>724933096
>kurumi is forgotten
It's getting bad bros...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:40:16 AM
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blizzard valley is kino but the last jump from plane to car is so weird it always spits me into the left snow for some reason even when i go straight
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:41:51 AM
No.724933252
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I'm surprised that blue Sage is more popular in world match than red Sage.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:41:53 AM
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>>724933161
if it's not sonic, it's irrelevant
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:54:01 AM
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>>724933161
Bro...DAL ended last year. Pledge EoS last year as well. It's over...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:02:50 AM
No.724934081
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>>724934669
>have a silver in my lobby
>i am running blaze
>the dude keeps trying to start beef
>will throw anything the moment i go ahead of him
what causes this?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:15:58 AM
No.724934669
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>>724934081
He wants that Blazussy.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:25:20 AM
No.724935092
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>>724935289
>have to parry 3 ghost with my absolute last frame to activate my level 4
this game is not good for the heart
NEW ALL TIME LOW PLAYER COUNT JUST DROPPED
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:30:23 AM
No.724935289
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>>724935092
I start hyper ventilating and sometimes even whimper whenever i reach the finish line stretch. I have no idea how to stop it.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:31:16 AM
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>>724905496
>SEEEEEIZUUUUUURE
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:31:24 AM
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>>724935374
>>724935264
>full human lobby in 25~ seconds at any time of the day
Okay?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:32:25 AM
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>>724935546
>>724935332
It means nothing if you are just getting matched with randoms instead of people around your skill level.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:33:40 AM
No.724935421
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>>724925431
>>Getting a mini series
What?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:36:14 AM
No.724935546
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>>724936343
>>724935374
I am rank A though? Only time i see a bot is if someone leaves the lobby or gets dc'd.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:54:00 AM
No.724936343
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>>724935546
>I am A rank though
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:58:38 AM
No.724936526
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>>724936703
It's over...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:00:29 PM
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>>724928354
Definitely getting Air Riders, I wasn't big on the first Air Ride when I finally played it but the content was a bit sparse. New one looks like it'll have more and I was mainly playing the OG just to try it so I don't go into the new one blind
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:02:18 PM
No.724936703
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>>724936919
>>724936526
Doomer videos with thumbnails that have sad characters with big, bold niggerbabble text are simply the most low iq types of gaming videos a person could ever watch.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:07:36 PM
No.724936919
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>>724936703
We lost the cultural war.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:09:31 PM
No.724937001
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>>724937041
>>724935264
Damn sis, it's a perfect reflection of your mental state.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:10:04 PM
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>>724937110
where the switch 2 update at
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:10:39 PM
No.724937041
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>>724937287
>>724937001
Cope.
The game will have literally 0 players once Ichiban shit drops. Sega dropped the ball.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:12:17 PM
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>>724937026
Probably December alongside the next SEGA characters/big patch
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:17:12 PM
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>>724937348
>>724937041
Whatever you say sis.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:18:41 PM
No.724937348
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>>724937407
>>724937287
Shut the fuck up. We lost.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:20:11 PM
No.724937407
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>>724939426
>>724937348
Uh huh, whatever you say sis.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:06:36 PM
No.724939180
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>>724939426
>>724939180
>>724937407
Their dlc will be cancelled becaus e the game bimbed.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:13:19 PM
No.724939467
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>>724939426
Whatever you say sis.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:18:31 PM
No.724939689
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>>724939426
Whatever you say sis.
What the fuck is silver surfing?
You homos come up with new retarded lingo every damn day
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:28:00 PM
No.724940142
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>>724939983
Silver the Hedgehog on a Extreme Gear clearly.
When is the costume update happening?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:26:58 PM
No.724942818
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>>724943218
>>724942224
was there ever a guarantee?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:34:49 PM
No.724943218
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>>724943360
>>724942818
It's blatantly obvious it's gonna happen.
Costumes in a kart racing game are an expected feature.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:37:41 PM
No.724943360
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>>724943598
>>724943218
it sure is taking a fuckton load of time to happen then. didn't CTR get it within its first month?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:42:34 PM
No.724943598
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>>724943360
Sega saw the shitstorm and will just wait more. The UI apparently supports up to 7 costumes per character, so that's 5 or 6 including AI. Not sure if that includes base character, so let's say 5. "TEENAY NINJER TARTERS" is not an excuse for this many, there's only 4 turtles total, so 1 character 3 costumes if they go the Pacman way, they could be separate if that's what they agreed on
>>724943445
>YARR I AM PIRATE SHADOW THE FINEST SEA DOG
>GO PLUNDER ME BOOTY PILGRIM SONIC YA LANDLUBBER
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:45:40 PM
No.724943759
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>>724945587
>>724939983
It has been called this since the start.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:53:02 PM
No.724944165
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>>724947634
I swear, the radical highway rail has a serious tendency to just jerk my car to the left before the peak and throw me into a big deadly jump. Sometimes I can stay in the center just fine, others the game just decides to kill me.
>not this time, buddy! *YOINK*
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:55:44 PM
No.724944303
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>>724943445
>Knuckles with the hat
Penders shitting himself
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:58:09 PM
No.724944427
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>>724944495
>>724884876
The game is legitimately very good looking ill never understand the kvetching
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 2:59:28 PM
No.724944495
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>>724944427
Also the chao and the big robo fiah are now moving at 15 instead of 6 fps.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:00:46 PM
No.724944572
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>>724944857
>>724943445
>Rumble has a Riders outfit
>Crossworlds doesn't
What the fuck lmao
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:02:20 PM
No.724944659
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>>724943445
There's no way there's not gonna be an emergency update that adds costumes to Crossworlds. The fact that they weren't ingame from launch is just baffling.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:05:04 PM
No.724944809
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>>724944857
This seems like a lot of effort for a game that'll be dead within a week
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:08:17 PM
No.724944992
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>>724945049
>>724944926
It already got downloaded like 650 million times.
Wipe those tears, lil bro.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:08:45 PM
No.724945021
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>>724945837
>>724944857
Imma get that hoody for my boy Metal
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:09:15 PM
No.724945049
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>>724944992
Hey good luck to them, I just figured the Fall Guys fad was beyond old news
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:10:40 PM
No.724945137
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>>724944926
You clearly don't know what it does for a game to be playable on phones and f2p combined.
People love the whole console wars or even console vs PC but they are all lost and are buried compared to having your game on a phone.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:10:58 PM
No.724945150
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>>724945314
Haven't touched the game since the Minecraft event. Have the disconnects been fixed? I saw they said they addressed it during the Joker event but is it significant?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:13:52 PM
No.724945314
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>>724945150
I still get them sometimes, but nothing like how a few weeks ago I'd sometimes just get constant issues. "Better" I'd say.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:18:05 PM
No.724945553
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>>724944857
>every character that game has sonic racing has
>except emerl
He's in.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:18:56 PM
No.724945587
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>>724943759
Yea, since you made it up 2 days ago
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:23:19 PM
No.724945840
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>>724946189
>>724944857
>Galahad there
>Lamorak isn't
Retarded as fuck.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:24:32 PM
No.724945908
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:25:08 PM
No.724945939
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>>724945837
Pay up, piggies.
Crossworlds and Frontiers 2 need funding.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:27:15 PM
No.724946047
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>>724945837
Metal is not a witch Rouge, or is that some deep lore I'm missing? Is Metal Sonic a roboticised Rouge from the future? Really are you shitting me, will Metal forma de hoodie cost me 60 eurodollars/ great bongistani pesos or is it just the witch? I mean I MAY if I love the game, but ffs
>>724945837
>buy 3 "small" packs
>only get 990 currency out the 999 needed
Classic. I thought the EU tried to block that sort of shit?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:29:05 PM
No.724946146
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>>724945837
I fucking hate video games
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:29:44 PM
No.724946189
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>>724946501
>>724946092
They try all the time, but never actually do it. I think only Netherlands and Belgium actually did anything, but they probably turned it all back. It is still some tax money.
>>724945840
Lame-whorak who?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:32:36 PM
No.724946364
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>>724946564
>>724945837
Is red ring a premium currency, or can you get it from gameplay?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:35:09 PM
No.724946501
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>>724946189
>Lame-whorak who?
Do not bully him, he's obscure enough as is. Shame Nimue isn't there as well though I'm all for Black Knight being remembered as is. I saw Excalibur Sonic is the same price as this shit
>>724945837 so they can suck my left nut.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:36:19 PM
No.724946564
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:37:01 PM
No.724946612
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>>724947009
>>724859690 (OP)
Why does it look worse than transformed
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:37:19 PM
No.724946631
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>>724946092
Kinda funny how that goes, even fall guys itself recently added the feature to buy the exact amounts you need if your short.
Incidentally Disney speedstorm also now lists the "true" drop rates of gacha, as previously the vague rates were blatantly false on some of them.. though now it seems some boxes add up to 105%..
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:40:31 PM
No.724946818
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>>724945837
This industry, it's...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:40:57 PM
No.724946846
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>>724947019
>>724945837
Actually, maybe it's better if we don't get costumes in Crossworlds.
>>724945837
>Shitty mobile game has shitty mobile game microtransactions.
Why is anyone here even remotely shocked?
>>724946612
Because you are blind?
Transformed had ridicilously low budget models, animations and textures.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:44:12 PM
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>>724946846
Depends if they're cash shop or not, I mean the game is pretty pricey for what it is so I think that's unlikely, I think it's more likely the ticket economy will be significantly readjusted because otherwise console players would be fucked
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:44:26 PM
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>>724947346
>>724946940
To be fair that's slightly more than a "micro" transaction.
>>724947009
It has soul tho
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:47:32 PM
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>>724947037
It did, but it also looked like ass even on release.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:48:43 PM
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>>724947037
Original Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing had more soul because it had bikes and literally who characters like Bonanza Bros and Chu Chus.
I'm not going back to play it though.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:50:04 PM
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>>724947032
Point still stands. Those kind of games are designed solely to drain your bank account if you want to get all your favorite skins and characters.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:50:22 PM
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>>724946940
Rouge in a witch suit for 60+ great bongeykong pesos is not micro. It's macro.
>>724871734
Is 130 ring limit really better than having the full ring boost? I guess it probably is cause mini is enough to catch up to people, and having 100 rings more reliably probably is better in the front than a bit more speed when touching rings...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:54:56 PM
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>>724944165
yea it does that
thats what makes it so thrilling
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:01:49 PM
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>>724939983
Defensive bagging, i.e. the shield
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:07:10 PM
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>>724947009
I love that game but yeah, CrossWorlds looks better. The model for Danica especially always looked rough but the game still had its moments where it looked really good, I just think CrossWorlds is a sign that Sonic Team's art direction is truly getting back to how it was before
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:08:57 PM
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>>724948809
>>724945837
Surely this game being a mobile title has like a monthly currency thing you can buy for $5 and plans on running events that give currency as well
or is a Sonic Fall Guys clone really going to take the cake for how egregious skin pricing is nowadays
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:13:06 PM
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>>724948526
Angry Bird men were hired for a reason
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:13:46 PM
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>>724947386
it can go either way, its between
>MRGB, 130 rings (the humble friendly glove enema in lap 3 wont completely kill your free +14 speed)
>MRGB, extended slipstream (more frames of slipstream means its easier to start your crazy +27 trail with a higher chance of come back due to slipstream bounty rings)
>RGB, 3 more speed than MRGB in a slipstream (you're technically wasting 4 speed), but 500% accel means you're recovering even faster if you get hit near a slipstream/rings and ring trails will give you the full +14 speed regardless
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:14:42 PM
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>>724949062
>>724925431
Don't forget the mini series is being written by daniel barnes, the scrapnik island writer.
>>724948924
>daniel barnes
Holy shit we're actually getting Nigga Sage canonized
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:16:45 PM
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>>724945837
Yeah,
Even if the gameplay for Sonic rumble was insanely good... this.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:18:19 PM
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>>724947386
Look at
>>724917153 to see how the benefits stack. You will mostly be using the ring boost while gaining rings from slipstream, where the full ring boost puts you over the max speed boost even on a power vehicle and is half wasted. Mini gets you 20 + 7 extra speed during a slipstream while full only gets you 20+10 instead of the full 20+14 you may expect from reading individual descriptions of gadgets. Also, both ring boosts do nothing during a slip stream if you aren't using a power vehicle since other are capped at the +20 you get from the slipstream by itself. However, they are still useful for the extra acceleration to get you back up to speed after taking a hit.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:20:32 PM
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>>724949062
Based, we'll finally get hood Knuckles
>>724949062
I choose to look at his actual work instead of cherry-picking his twitter.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:23:09 PM
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>>724949062
>*White friends pats my hair*
>"Dude, it feels just like a sheep!"
Ian Flynn is a fucking freak
>>724949407
hes
1 good one (scrapnik island)
1 shit one (chaotix anni) (most recent)
so far
>cherry picking
thats like the whole entire bush my nigga
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:26:36 PM
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>>724949062
Sagebros... Eggmanbros... we may have a problem.
>>724949542
The chaotix anni wasn't shitty though.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:32:56 PM
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>>724950791
>>724949407
I know nothing about this but that Mecha Sonic looks cool, I'd say add him to the games but Metal Sonic probably doesn't need more turned on Robotnik stuff clowning on him.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:33:10 PM
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>>724950626
>>724949868
ive noticed the only people praising it are amyfags since anything is better than the way evan stanley/ian writes her
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:38:38 PM
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>>724949542
what's wrong with the chaotix comic?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:40:06 PM
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>>724951942
>>724950146
what I personally like about it is that everyone's portrayed as in-character, especially Sonic with this moment with him taking Amy aside and making sure she's ok. He's considerate like that.
I also appreciate how the chaotix shine through and crack a case no one expected them to. Maybe they could've driven that last point home a bit further but it's all done really well in my opinion.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:42:52 PM
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>>724951196
>>724949868
How is it compared to pic?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:42:54 PM
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>>724950130
It's a 4-part standalone comic. You don't have to read the other idw comics before you read it.
Highly reccomend.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:49:22 PM
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>>724952171
>>724950785
I'm sorry, I have no idea.
I guess if I wanna be a REAL sonic fan I should get around to reading all of the archie comics.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:49:40 PM
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Where do you guys find modders that do nsfw to do model replacements? I thought i found one yesterday but he hasn't gotten back to me in a while so idk
>>724949868
>good parts
Amy/Sonic being written correctly
Vector being competent, extends to COLUMBOtor in the ending
Artstyle change for their telling of the stories was nice
>bad parts
The ENTIRE thing being an analogy for British colonizers taking artifacts and putting them in museums
JOBspio being incompetent yet again, playing into his new joke of being a joke himself
Very slow as shit in general, if not for the ending it would've been skip-tier, plot neither has an interesting concept or payoff, BARELY an anniversary comic
Sonic and Amy narratively doesnt actually have a reason to be there other than to be people for them to tell their story too (probably mandated)
References when he's supposed to be the non-reference guy
>inexcusable parts
Unironically called the glasses girl "Megani"
All in all, I expected way better from the guy who wrote Scrapnik Island. I'm looking forward to the Sage miniseries because he'll actually get to spread his legs there, but this was disappointing.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:58:25 PM
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>>724952398
>>724951327
>Very slow as shit in general
That's a fair criticism. although I think that can be extended to comics nowadays in general.
Barely feels like you're getting enough bang for your buck when you buy a comic.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:01:12 PM
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>>724952170
>>724950626
Is this the retarded Charmy? Genuinely asking as I heard that was a thing but I don't know what stayed canon or not.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:04:34 PM
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>>724951942
Of course that didn't stay canon.
Exclusively an archie thing. He's suppose to be a bratty kid, not an adult with brain damage.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:04:35 PM
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>>724951196
I don't know anything about being a real fan of something but I can safely say you'll find some enjoyment out of it. It's like a roller coaster that quickly becomes a death trap only to become fun again until you find yourself suddenly being shot directly into the sun for some reason. Loved every second of it.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:05:37 PM
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>>724952542
>>724951327
>I'm looking forward to the Sage miniseries because he'll actually get to spread his legs there
But will she spread her legs?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:06:14 PM
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>>724951327
>The ENTIRE thing being an analogy for British colonizers taking artifacts and putting them in museums
Why is that a bad part?
>JOBspio being incompetent yet again, playing into his new joke of being a joke himself
based, fuck espio
>Very slow as shit in general
I guess, though I think the pacing is mostly brought down by:
>Sonic and Amy narratively doesnt actually have a reason to be there other than to be people for them to tell their story too (probably mandated)
my least favorite part
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:07:33 PM
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>>724951768
>Barely feels like you're getting enough bang for your buck when you buy a comic.
I feel this way too. That Sonic/DC thing was a drag (and then when you get to the actual fights, they end instantly).
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:09:49 PM
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>>724952262
We can only hope so.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:18:00 PM
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>>724953393
>>724951327
>JOBspio being incompetent yet again, playing into his new joke of being a joke himself
>new joke
>never watched Sonic X
This was always meant to be his thing. He seems hyper-competent, but he constantly screws up. He would be incredibly boring otherwise.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 5:22:29 PM
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