Thread 714844889

>Villain committed a terrible crime
>The crime is conveniently forgotten when villain joins the party

>>714844889 (OP)
HAHA THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT IT AND WATCH MY FAVORITE STREAMER PLAY THE GAME AND REPOST TWITTER POSTS ABOUT IT

nigger

already sick of people shilling this gacha cancer

The west never cared about horse racing until their favorite streamer streamed this shitty game.

>>714844889 (OP)
This is still one of the more benevolent product of this sire line. At least Gold Ship didn't actively trying to kill his jockey.

>>714844967
>>714845025
neigh

>>714844889 (OP)
>horse racing
>dumb degenerate shit only for scum of the earth gamblers
>horse racing, japan

>>714845097
I cared about the anime. Never played the game. Waiting for my favorite streamer to play it though.

Western horses: >:(
Jap horses: >:DDDD

>>714845748
>Western horses: >:(
>>>/mlp/

>>714845748
Western horses are also cool.

>bet on horse
>horse doesn't win
THIS IS ECONOMIC TERRORISM, SHINZO ABE SAVE ME!!!

>>714844889 (OP)
Havent played the game but i keep seeing this character, i feel really trapped when i see her face. Something about those perpetually lidded eyes but peppy attitude as opposed to the typical kuudere associated with that kind of design. I know i’ll eventually cave and end up playing this game for her

>>714844889 (OP)
>For no reason
People still convince themselves that tens of millions can flow through race tracks, that horses can be perfectly trained to race yet can't be trained to throw a race. The entire industry is rigged.

>>714845820
>horse name

>>714845820
holy SHIT is that the real SKIBIDI RIZZ

>>714845905
@yazuka

>>714845849
The real horse when he was little was a meek and demure foal that absolute no one could predict he would grow up into menace to society that he is today.

>>714844889 (OP)
Is this why she's represented as a retard?

>>714845097
Melbourne Cup has been a public holiday my entire life

There's nothing wholesome or cute about drugging and trapping animals in little paddocks for their entire lives

They were meant to roam the earth, fucking cunts

>>714846006
They're just staying true to history.
If anything the horse girl is still less retarded than the real thing.

>>714845820
Imagine that and fortnite dance getting added to the game

>>714844889 (OP)
Tacky rir

>>714845097
>The west never cared about horse racing until their favorite streamer streamed this shitty game.
Horse betting has been a popular avenue since forever.

>>714846074
But enough about the modern city life

ok but do the horse girls also have giant puffy donut assholes like their IRL counterparts?

Recommend me a doujin. I don't care about the game

>>714845097
>The west never cared about horse racing
You are the dumbest fucking retard in the history of dumb retards who are so fucking dumb that their dumb mother and retarded father drooled out an apology to the doctor who delivered you for having gotten their dumb into retard.

You're the reeces pieces of dumb fucking retards. Your brain is a peanut and your skin is the colour of chocolate.
You dumb fucking retard.

Also the Americans killed Phar Lap and so Australians should be legally required to turn every American tourist here into glue and dog food by way of retribution.

>>714846372
>Uma
>Doujin

>>714844967
>>714845025
>oh my god someone made another gacha thread? Save me janny I can't take it anymore! Aeeeeie!
>oh someone made a thread about a 2 hour walking simulator about schizo waifus? Let me articulately type how much I want to fuck them
why is /v/ like this?
>>714846129
you can stay

>>714845097
this is bait

>>714846372
Come with me, friend.

>>714846474
>a 2 hour walking simulator about schizo waifus?
what are you even referring to here? hellblade? why do you think everyone critical of mobile garbage is playing hellblade or whatever thread you don't like?

>>714844967
kek, but i'll take a real topic like OP's over some slimy jew shilling their goyslop and using 4chens for free advertising

Had I the power, I would literally murder to death every single piece of shit that has ever intentionally used /v/ to promote their nigger shit, and ESPECIALLY murder-i-late every one of them that got caught and called out in their own topics but went out of their way to avoid responding when done so. Pussy motherfuckers. I want to kill so many fucking people that I believe don't deserve to be here. Most of them are prob going to be jewish, or female, or gay, but yeah, God would smile as I sent them all back to hell

>>714844889 (OP)
>>>/mlp/

>>714846541
Do I reread Ichi? It's been like 15 years and I don't remember shit

>>714846541
Yakuza gave up when AI slop became common. You can lewd the horses now.

>>714846372
The yakuza forbids porn of the girls, it's pointless.

>>714845097
the west invented horse racing thoughever

>>714845673
>>dumb degenerate shit only for scum of the earth gamblers
? horse racing is a legit fun hobby

>>714846875
spend more time with your family degenerate

>>714844889 (OP)
Westerners have finally discovered uma musume? Took them long enough, that shit has been huge in Japan for almost a decade now.

>>714846951
what kind of weak ass projection is this, seriously

>>714846074
Domestic animals are not meant to roam the earth, at least not without a human herding them.

>>714845932
Indeed

>>714847046
struck a nerve huh
maybe stop drinking so much toi

>>714845157
you know what? why don't we wear hooves under our shoes? they seem practical and shoes are already a cultural appropriation of hooves.

>>714845097
>The west never cared about horse racing
Wrong.

>>714847143
So our shoes break faster and then we will have to (((buy))) a new shoe every few months

Does this game have horse cock

>>714846451
What the fuck happened to the three heavenly non-idol princes (Kancolle, Typemoon, Touhou)?

>>714844889 (OP)
Gold Ship belongs in the glue factory.

>>714847370
Touhou has its own convention so most people drawing it go there instead, less competition so more chance of sales

Why are there so few white horses in racing? Gold ship stands out so much when I watch his race every other horses are brown/black except for him

>>714844889 (OP)
Grow up retard, your party is just the villains of another side.

>>714847542
It's just very rare genetically, and a lot of horses are born dark and turn grey/white later in life due to progressive depigmentation.

>>714848080
>*credit score improves*

>>714845097
yeah, that's how media works
also why does Japan love horse races so much, every time I went to an arcade when I visited there they had a corner dedicated to a mini horse race table
very odd

>>714848353
One of the few legal gambling activity in Japan.

>>714846006
No. Gold ship is actually very eccentric and rebellious while very intelligent. He only does things when he feels like it, not because he was told to do so.
Anime and game portray him as goofball that is insanely difficult to train, kind of like in real life but a bit exaggerated.

>>714845097
Maybe not on a regular basis but they will care about the big events to some extent, especially the Melbourne cup

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS STUPID FUCKING GACHA GAME EVERYWHERE, EVERY FUCKING PERSON IS PLAYING IT HOLY SHIT WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT IT

>>714845097
>The west never cared about horse racing
you are darker than coal I presume.

>>714845097
>people didn't know about a game until they knew about it
Among the all time greats of philosophy, you'd be a retard.

>>714848493
how the fuck can a horse have so much personality

>>714848572
It's a new psy-op.

>>714844889 (OP)
gold ship is glue now right?

>>714848783
Still alive and kickin

>>714848826
jesas

>>714848783
A glue joke?! Epic.

>>714846387
>coked up and caffeinated horse dies
>blame it on americans
never change, turdy

>>714845820
when he gettin in uma?

>>714848783
he had over 500 kids and is said to be in better shape than ever
he never gave his all during a race

>>714848572
It was quite popular before, even got an anime adaptation. Of course paid advertisement is definitely a thing, but this game was quite viral by itself.

>>714848873
When Mr.Rancher stop laughing the slant eyes out of his farm.

>>714848727
Blame his grandpa

>>714848783
Nope. He is living like a boss now.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/be8doYbSFjI

>>714848572
It's not special they just paid out the ass for advertisement.

>>714845097
>The west never cared about horse racing
I agree sorta as the Japanese are probably more euthastic about it except maybe Australia. England did invent horse racing however and a lot of the successful Japanese horses in the past were born through buying and breeding western race horses.

>>714848493
he sounds like a good lad.

>>714848885
>he had over 500 kids
Damn he could start his own town at that rate

>>714848353
japan fucking loves gambling, asians in general do

>>714848728
Damn, been a while since a rockthow comic got me.

>>714848970
>crotch zipper
lewd horse

>>714845097
>>714844889 (OP)
You guys know zoomies wont have the attention span to play this game outside of 1 week right?

>>714848728
tied part of the bandage on her leg

>>714847143
Steel toes.
Not much point in literally putting it on the bottom, that would be loud and uncomfortable.

>>714845025
Same
If you "play" gacha you're a subhuman retard

>>714849296
Betting on horse racing I feel is alone of the better gambling activities since it's not completely luck based. However once you reach a certain level of knowledge on the race the rest is luck based.

>>714845097
Didn't know the kentucky derby was in asia.
Learn something new every day thanks to the absolute genius' of /v/.

>>714848865
hot glue if you know what i mean

>>714848727
The face of the franchise is /v/ incarnate.

>>714847296
>>714847143
Have you fat retards never walked a single mile in your lives?

>>714849032
was it autism?

>>714845097
the west invented horse racing. And horse riding.

>>714847542
WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT

>>714844889 (OP)
>horse retires in fantastic health where 99% of horses are broken as shit by the time they're done
>people start believing this little fuck never actually went all out his entire career
>spends his retirement chasing butterflies and fucking mares
>apparently not only has a ridiculously high success rate of knocking up his bitches, but is well known to really fucking enjoy doing it
Gold Ship confirmed too high test for OP.

I don't care if he didn't race in Japan they should stay add him since he played a big role in evolving Japanese horse racing.

>>714847542
Gold Ship actually was a chestnut horse originally, he just rapidly turned grey.

Why are horses so kind and noble, bros?
They are the most humancoded animals.

>>714849672
99% is exaggerating somewhat. Lots of the horses even in Uma itself retired in decently fine shape. The take that Gold Ship never went 'all out' is also just a massive exaggeration based on the fact that his trainer liked to joke that Gold Ship's ability was mood dependant. He was never some legendary undefeatable giga-horse, he just could get incredible results. That being said his retirement is comfy as all hell, and the youtube channel based around his eccentric personality has given him more fame than superior steeds like Kitasan Black.

Uma Musume really didn't deserve this, even if its origins are a shitty gacha

>>714849842
I ordered a Golshi figma yesterday because of it.
Can't wait for it to arrive.

>>714849782
Well they are humanities second greatest ally in the animal kingdom just below the dog.

>>714844889 (OP)
>autism: the horse

>Gold Ship gets Slacker before the beach event
>can't cure it
>clicking any training sessions results in an empty beach with a crab walking
Despite losing out on 4 days of training I barely scraped by a URA win with a shitty C+ Goldshi

>>714848783
No, he's a breeding stud with extremely good physique because he refused to go all out in races. When race horse retires, it usually is sickly and got serious health problems from work, Gold Ship on the other hand is cheery, healthy, and happy. He also inseminated over 500 females with over 90% success rate.

>>714845097
Why'd they film Secretariat and Seabiscuit?

>>714845097
Bongs have it as national sport next to cricket

>>714849790
Gold Ship never suffered any significant injury, which was almost unheard of for a racehorse. Plus, if you look at all the races that he lost, most of it was just him fooling around. So there is credibility to the rumor about him never being 100% in his career.

is there any horse racing management game without this dumb anime girl shit. ie real fucking horses?

Hope the normalniggers and their favorite streamers move on to the next thing soon

>>714846680
Kinda felt like le edgy shit to me when I read it. More shock value than any real story.

>>714849842
Ogurin deserves marriage

>>714849525
literally me

>>714844889 (OP)
>game has been out for 4 years
>weebs who somehow never heard of it before

>>714850117
Probably. They have stat sheet simulators for nearly every sport.

>>714845097
Correction: weebs didn't

Wait some of the horses the girls are based off are MALE????

Shit, there's GOTTA be some futa doujins then. All the male based horses should be futa

>>714849782
>Why are horses so kind and noble, bros?

>>714850448
It can't be helped it looked like hay

>>714846451
>vtumors that high
>blue archive that high
japan has fallen

>>714850448
bashing white women is the noblest job entrusted to human kind; especially horse girls

>>714850435
Their is futa of all female fictional characters anon dont be retarded. And they are female because race horses are mostly male and you can't sell fujo to mass market without it being degenerate.

>>714850435
Futafags and yuritrannies are why the yakuza is so protective of this game.

>>714850568
>Their

>>714850435
They are all sexually mutilated at a young age so it isn't that important.

>>714844889 (OP)
@grok is this real

>>714850792
Funny that you asked

So is this game just a psyop by horse racing companies to make younger generations give a fuck about irl horse racing since boomers are finally dying off?

DO NOT OPEN

>>714850892
If it stalled at the start gate, did it really "throw" the race? Doesn't throw imply having a lead?

>>714850930
uma musume is almost a decade old

>>714850117
Derby Stallion series, Winning Post series.

>>714851018
You're throwing away basically any chance of winning you may have had

>>714851106
Do you think psyop starts working overnight?

so all the girls based on male horses are futas right

>>714851234
what a weird, nonsensical post

>>714851234
you boiled uma musume down to the game, so to answer your question, no

>>714848970
Made for BWC

>>714849782
Huh, I wonder why so many women are into taking care of horses and running the stables.

>>714850232
Well, yes. Anyone that calls themselves a "weeb" is extremely surface level and typically a teenager.
It's closer to a decade, by the way.

>>714844889 (OP)
Oh, how wholesome, chungus!!!! God, I got Asian shit fatigue.

>>714850980
How can i get a gf like this?

>>714851573
this is who is telling you to buy more 10 pulls in Genshin

>>714851621
wtf I love genshin now

>>714851660
based, fire him and replace the shill with someone black

>>714849525
>Racist horse with mommy issues
Top kek

>>714846451
The fact that Japan has created anything new beside gacha shit just shows you that nation has already reached its peak. A third and final nuke to finish these worthless bug fucks off for good would be merciful.

>>714850980
MR.RANCHER GET DOWN!

Is there a ng+ where I can put her out to stud?

why does this game cause so much seethe.

>>714851573
Did you screencap your own post? It's already pathetic that you are making up people who don't exist, but it's even more pathetic that you are screencapping your own post complaining about these people who don't exist.

>>714851864
>Japanese
>A slog to do dailies
>Anti-porn
Yet it succeed when Korean games with 10 minutes dailies and trillions worth of porn failed.

>>714844889 (OP)
This girl is the only good and memorable design in that shitty gacha. Shit sucks.

>>714851894
>making up people who don't exist
every western gacha community is exactly like that

>>714851938
Clearly, that's not the audience seething here.

>>714845097
It's so funny seeing this and seeing how many people tell on themselves as third worlders.

Horse racing is extremely popular in most first world western countries. There's literally a fucking horse racing betting mechanic in multiple GTA games specifically to parody the way they name the horses, it's that intrinsic to american and first world western culture.

All that saying this does is prove that you live in some country in the west that is too poor to have it.

We're all here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m95FCxStboQ

>>714850930
You're right except not for the western horse racing scene but Japans racing scene which this game revitalized amazingly.

>>714845820
>it's real

>>714852223
Oh funny horse names are definitely real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYjP4nT2TpM

>>714845025
>no gameplay whatsoever
>no porn allowed either
>still pretty popular
I don't get it...

>>714852223
His stats and results aren't very good but into mischief is a good pedigree

>>714852223
Time is a flat circle

>>714852312
>no gameplay whatsoever
So most gacha until until hoyo games came out? Also the appeal is seeing the horse races because they are done pretty well and it's basically a stat managing rougelite.

>>714851864
Its popularity is completely unexpected, also BA was supposed to have this grand entrance with steam, but it failed. So BAfags are mad, the indians/discordtrannies fuel the fire because they have nothing to do anyway, so you get a shitstorm.
>>714851938
I never get this "only takes 10 mins to do it!" mentality. I play nikke and when i do my dailies I want to blow my fucking brain out, because the current events going on are so uninteresting it kills my drive and interest.

>>714845748
one thousand layers folded oats. you wouldn't get it

>>714852447
>a stat managing rougelite.
So no gameplay?
The only gacha games with gameplay are still hoyo games.

>>714852447
>because they are done pretty well
They are just running in circles...

>>714852415
>Fun word play name in the 1700s
>Super successful
They will never add this horse and that makes me sad

You're all laughing at some of those names but would you do any better? How would you name your racehorse?

IF I SEE THIS HORSE GAME ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I AM ADDING HORSE RACING TO FALLOUT 76 AND AND SKYRIM AND NONE OF YOU WILL STOP ME

>>714851864
BAggers feel robbed because Uma took their steam launch spotlight. Chinksona fans are bitter because their game is already dying despite launching on the same day as Uma.

>>714852537
It's better than watching nascar

>>714852640
Thunder clap

>>714852640
The Wife Doesn't Know

>>714845097
Its pretty big in Scandinavia. People bet on horses all the time.

>>714852537
>They are just running in circles
Look up a horse race on YouTube and you'll be in for a surprise

>>714848572
the career mode is fun, and you don't need to whale to play it. that's all it is.

>>714852706
But we're talking about the game

>>714845157
I need her

>>714852415
>>714852570
Should I draw Poto-chan as an Uma? Give me ideas for the outfit/design guys

>>714849473
That's no different than any other sports betting

>>714850117
gay

>>714852415
>went on to be a sire
I've been wondering why genetics work on all other animals but not humans and we are all equal and have the same physical and intellectual capabilities?

Chinks seethe at Uma Musume because they can not comprehend people caring about animals (an inherently white trait).

>>714845820
when are they going to make this one a horse girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItFJ62QEpv8

>>714851597
Be her trainer maybe

Why are people so bothered by the idol element? Half of the normie streamers playing it will act visibly uncomfortable the moment a concert shows up. And it's not DMCA, since their chats will tell them immediately it's not an issue. But they always act like seeing it is draining their life force via pure cringe.

I don't get what is so bad about people singing and dancing on a stage. I feel like that's such an inoffensive concept. And yeah the songs are generic pop songs about doing your best but again, that's so universal. Why is it actively painful to these people?

I always wanted to pet a horse. Pet a cow once and it was pretty sweet.

>>714851991
>Western gachatards making up random boogeymen in their own heads
>Eastern gachatards seethe when their favorite female jpg talk to a male character that isn't the self-insert main character
It's almost like anime attracts failed men.

>>714850980
>>714851864
>>714852993
I want to impregnate Scarlet

>>714852894
you're not allowed to wonder that.

Also genetics can work on people, we know and recognize inheritable diseases and that certain populations are prone to certain conditions. However, insinuation that maybe intelligence can be a heritable characteristic, just as it is in literally every living creature with DNA on this planet, is not allowed

>>714849090
This
4chan sells thread slots direct to advertisers

>>714853029
Because it is cringe. If anime isn't about buff men punching each other, then it's cringe.

>>714852993
>>714853137
The bloomers are what really do it for me

>>714852802
It's best when the design takes elements from the horses history. I'm not super knowledgeable about this horse but so obvious design direction is looking at late 1700s upper class English clothing. For colors use yellow and black as the predominant colors for her outfit since the wiki makes significant note of this. Hair color should be chestnut of courses since that's her fur color.

Do they only have living/recently active horses in the cast? Maybe they can pander to the new western audience by adding Seabiscuit or something.

>>714852806
Okay you have a point but there is more knowledge you need for horse racing then say something like black jack since each race you need to do research for.

>>714853029
Americans aren't used to seeing people on stage not singing nigger music.

>>714845820
these names are better

>>714844889 (OP)
damn
so this "anime inducted cringe" that normalfags feel

I have no idea how to finish a career, failed scarlet's and I just failed maruzen's too
why is this game so fucking hard

>>714853234
Sport bloomer is truly God's gift to men.

>>714852894
Genetics do work like that it's just (((science))) doesn't want you to believe it.

>>714851864
Cute aggression is common with westoids. Just look at all the "art" from the past few days made by westoids of horse girls having their brains blown out with shotguns. They have been completely judaised.

>>714853029
>Why do normalfags think that idolshit is gay?
You should be able to figure this out

>>714853409
Uncap/level up the support cards you use.
Train an easy to train uma like Bakushin to get a feel of the game first before tackling harder umas.
Borrow cards/parents from whales.

>>714853409
Same as when I ever see people getting stats into A I'm wonder how? I do the friendship training and try to increase friendship with the cards as quickly as I can while avoiding as many rests as possible. I've gotten only 1 URA final win and that was probably lucky since she was 8th favorite.

>>714853258
Bro a good portion of the horses are dead
I'm pretty sure all three main protagonists of the anime are dead.

>>714853029
They're normies averse to otaku culture, seeing an idol concert is like watching gore for them.

>>714853372
i miss this game like you wouldnt believe

>>714853481
You don't have an answer. You just act like singing and dancing is somehow the most horrible thing to have to see and are offended by it for some reason.

>>714853258
They probably won't since that adding a horse who raced predominantly outside of Japan means they need to add a bunch of new races. Also they either add a bunch of new horses or need to make up bunch of horses to compete against. As for why the horse are more recent it's because that's when the Japanese horse racing scene starting kicking off.

>>714853257
Thats some solid advice Anon, thanks. Sadly cant find if he was a tall/small etc. horse but considering
>Potoooooooo raced from 1776 to 1783, accumulating from 28[2] to 34 wins[1][6] from an estimated 40 starts, mostly in 4-mile races on Newmarket's Beacon course.
Im going to go with a distance-runner look because 4 miles is a longass distance

>>714853707
>>714852802
Ohyeah since im still new to this game:anyone got that chart showing the difference between male-horse umas and female-horse umas in design? I know they exist but not sure whats different

>>714853686
Don't lash out at me just because you asked a stupid question

>nice, cute thing exists
>not a lot of exposure to it in some places
>those places get exposure, like that cute nice thing
>FUCKING STREAMERS UGH STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
Seethe more, horsechads stay winning.

>>714852802
go for it anon. concepts are fun i'm currently trying to draw secretariat as an uma

>>714853847
>trannies
Oh NONONONONO

>>714853847
Man that takes me back to when I was a teen and asked the guy punching a hole in my ear for earrings if it defenitely wasnt the "gay ear"

Why do Japanese horses look prettier than Western horses?

I'm surprised this game became so popular with normalfags in the first place, i figured they would just say it's goonerpedoslop and be done with it.

>>714853847
I love rule63.

>>714853983
The goonerpedoslop is Blue Archive. This game is literally anti-goonerpedo.

>>714853569
Pretty BASED! if you asked me. We should go back to shoving otaku weebfaggots into lockers.

Today I shall remind them.

>>714853983
Horse girls doing horse racing is perfect fotm material.

>>714853983
It got a lot of goodwill from autists who love Roguelites

>>714854026
Is that why blue archive lost?

>>714851864
It's just a bunch of coom brainfried chinks, gooks, and SEAs extremely buttmad that no one actually likes their soulless garbage games and they no longer have a stranglehold in the gacha market anymore.

>>714852415
LETS GO POT8OS

>>714844889 (OP)
kek

>>714854147
No, but I assume ecelebs don't want to take chances with a game where pedo porn reputation is far bigger than the quality of their game.

>>714853029
Female football would have a viewership over 5000 if the vitor after each match would do a song performance in cool costumes. Change my mind, you cant.

>>714853983
>goonerpedoslop
I think a huge reason it won was because it wasn't this.

>>714854026
While you're not wrong, why would you post the loli saying she wants to get tanlines so she can be your type while saying this? I feel like that hurts your point

>>714844889 (OP)
>Twitter screencap thread

Also is Uma Musume porn still "forbidden" in japan due yakuza?

>>714853234
>>714853425
For me it's her huge beautiful bangs

>>714854289
12 BIRRION YEN

>>714854026
It's so funny to me that Blue Archive is considered the goonerpedoslop when it's too afraid to actually play with ages so every girl, even ones like Hina, is 17+.

Meanwhile Fate/Grand Order has a 12 year old based off a real historical little girl, that wears the most revealing bikini in the game and is actively in love with and wants to have sex with you and says she wants to be "your little lover".

>>714854313
>>714854026
Yeah topGun is very much bait

>>714844889 (OP)
>HOLY
>FUCKING
>SHIT
>MILLIONS OF VIEW
>WOW
>XITTER AD REVNEUE
>HOLY FUCK
>MUST ADVERTISE
>XITTER MAN
>WOW
>SHIT
>PISS
Kill yourself.

>>714854289
I wanna see the real footage dubbed with Hank Hill getting mad and yelling about kicking someone's ass.

>>714845097
People were making threads about the global release as soon as they announced it you fucking retard

>>714853029
Because idols are 100% unironic. There is no irony present in idolshit, and there is no way to "ironically" enjoy idolshit. Without irony present, many people feel insecure and stupid.
I have also seen this when I show people J-rock music, there are lots of women in J-rock and people believe this is some kind of "twist" on the formula. "Rock... BUT WITH GIRLS???". This always leads to some dissonance when the music doesn't try to make them feel clever.

>>714854313
That's just how the game is. Without yakuza policing it would be the most gooner thing in existence just from the premise alone. But under yakuza supervision even the most degenerate artists dare not to touch it.

>>714845673
>scum of the earth gamblers
Horse racing is almost entirely a rich people thing, at least here where I live

>>714854386
Holy fucking BASED

>>714854452
that horse ain't right

>>714853029
How do you know this do you have extensive hours watching internet men? Why?

>>714854386
blue archive has plenty of characters below age 17

>>714845097
>the west never cared about horse racing until they added anime girls to it
All mutts lost the real culture war. Heil Abe.

>>714853847
Why are there female umas? Aren't all race horses male?

>>714854510
>But under yakuza supervision even the most degenerate artists dare not to touch it.
Where does this schizo shit come from? There's shit loads of Japanese doujins for this crap.

>>714846090
The real horse is way more expressive and likable than the generic anime girl trying to mimic it

>>714854470
If you don't like pop music I can understand not liking idolshit since it's pop music but they don't even try to hide how manufactured it is. The redeeming quality is it's a bunch of cute girls but there's other ways to see that content.

this thread got me to look into race horses a little and this feels like an extremely modern joke

>>714852669
>>714852501
>BAfags are mad
Are they? I'm BAfag and got to try out Uma because BA got shafted for 2 weeks, I enjoy it very much. The only posts I've seen in /bag/ about Uma are the same ragebaiting I saw in /uma/, exactly the same.

>>714854675
The game has both stallions and mares, but all umas are reincarnated into the world as female by default.

>>714848493
>He

So am I supposed to play this thing on mobile or steam?

>>714854386
Hina being 17 is just part of the gag where the third-years of the groups (Hina, Neru) are lolis and the first-years of the groups (Chinatsu, Asuna) are well-developed fatasses.

>>714854516
You live in Bulgaria

>>714854795
Whatever float your boats. I play mine on the steam deck.

>>714854731
The more things change I guess

>>714844889 (OP)
>...by throwing a race for no reason
This implies that other horses had ulterior motives when throwing races.
>>714845673
>>dumb degenerate shit only for scum of the earth gamblers
No-one has ever fucking said this, you absolute faggot.

Gameplay?

>>714854837
The more they stay the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3GKiRp333w

>>714854786
It's like a isekai anime were the male protagonist gets reborn as a women except it's a horse getting reborn a horse girl.

>>714854838
>This implies that other horses had ulterior motives when throwing races.
Not all horses give a shit about racing, keeping them motivated to give it their all is a very important part of training.

>>714854836
can you sync your account on both?

>>714854795
You can play on both since it has an account linking feature. It ultimately comes down to personal preference.

>>714844889 (OP)
is this the series yakuza murder people for drawing porn of?

>>714854949
Yes, just link your account.

>>714854757
>reincarnated
Wait, umamusume is an isekai?

>>714854849
It's a VN there is no gameplay

>>714850497
>fallen
Japan has been a simp culture for eons now Anon none of this is new.

Is there a tsundere (preferably flat) uma? Or kuudere, I like them too.

>>714854973
>>714854954
thanks

>>714854959
Nu Yakuza are cucked so they wouldn't do that. It's rather the fans respect the wishes of the Japanese horse owners who wish not to see there horses made into porn.

>>714855124
>shit loads of smut for every horse
Forgot your meds today?

>>714844967
I'll take these over the pokemon claude aislop generals

>>714854975
No, the world is said to be mostly the same as ours except there's no regular horses and no gambling is associated with horsegirls. IIRC the reincarnation thing is a fan interpretation of the world being horse valhalla, a lot of real life counterparts are still alive.

>>714854959
not even porn, when the game first launched you could piss those horse fanatic off just by drawing bikini, spam your inbox mass report your account
its not as bad now because the hype already dies down in JP

>>714854958
SOFT RACE CHAMPION WITh 95 YEARS IN HORSE YEARS WOOO

>>714855071
You get the big titty tsundere Daiwa Scarlet just for starting the game, but Narita Taishin fits your description better and she should come out to global in a month or two.

>>714854958
Aw they let grandma win the sack race.

>>714854795
The race just looks way better on bigger screen.

Is there a milf horse?

>>714854051
Lmao keep coping faggot, anime website btw

>>714854958
Is having the horses race even when they're old supposed to be a good thing? I don't think the horses are asking to race again but I'm not going to be anti horse racing and say they shouldn't.

>>714850575
the yakuza are lowlife scum plain and simple.

>>714855387
Super Creek is the closest Uma to a milf you can get

>>714855490
she liked to race

>>714855264
>no gambling is associated with horsegirls
What's the fucking point to the races then?

>>714855387
Super Creek has the mommy rp thing. How strict do you want your milf definition to be?

>>714855387
There's one uma who can count as a hag, but it's going to take quite sometime before she's out on global.
The best you have right now is Super Creek who is a mommy LARPer.

>>714855547
Love of the sport.

>>714855582
WHORE

>>714855582
Sunday silence is also the grandfather of Kitasan Black and Gold ship

>>714855547
in a perfect world like uma theres no betting, just enjoying the race
but we all know if horse girls are real people would still gamble like crazy

>>714855647
You mean, sex with the trainer afterwards

>>714848928
What kind of brainrot do you need to enjoy watching shit like this as an adult male?

What's their fucking problem?

>>714855751
I mean if sporting betting is a thing ofc betting on umas would be a thing.

>>714844889 (OP)
>caused 80 million in losses
Gambling on horse races isn't a real job go do something actually useful

>>714853372
>NoGoufingAround

>>714855757
>>714855789
I love being a horse trainer so much.

>>714852126
Horse racing used to be more popular, but it's on a downward trajectory as it never caught on in younger generations. The industry will be come trouble when the older men addicted to the tracks die. You can see this in western media where in the likes of TV shows mentioning going down to the racetrack wouldn't be a strange thing, but now it's something that generally shows the show was produced at a certain time.

>>714855772
>No father figure
>Never touched a female
>No one is there to laugh at them when they do get caught watching this pedophilic shit
>Everyone is just as pathetic the people who watches this shit
The final thing is weebfaggots are a protected class, so you can't critique their weird autistic pedophilic behavior anymore.

>>714845025
It's just tiring because all the people who were ironically trolling against gacha have now switched sides because their YouTube friend did and are ironically trolling in favor of gacha now bunch of fucking normies on the internet

Is it true that umas celebrate a victory by having sex with their trainer that night?

>>714855772
Displeasure with reality and usually some autism. I don't think it's fundamentally different from normie primetime sitcoms though. People like to retreat to fantasy worlds where life is easy.

>>714855789
Is that Estelle Bright?

>>714855751
>>714855869
Wonder if Yakuza and other organized crime orgs would still get involved in there

How do you remove members from your Team? Just want 1 dirt racer for now.

>>714846474
You have an entire board just for you subhumans to hang out on, go there and stay go

Is Seabiscuit in this game?

>>714855772
What kind of brainrot does one need to LARP as normal on 4chan of all places

>>714856047
Man... life is so hard with food stamps and air conditioning.

>>714856158
Not yet

>>714852894
>why genetics work on all other animals but not humans and we are all equal and have the same physical and intellectual capabilities?
you're thinking of eugenics and eugenics will never work on humans
putting aside the moral quandaries that these faggots (>>714853160 >>714853438 >>714854379) are trying to make smug passes at,
humans are more prone to the negative effects of inbreeding (which eugenics and non-natural selection causes in "purebred" animals)
the human genome is twice as complex than that of a horse or dog
breeding isn't as simple as "taking all of the 'good' genetics and only breeding them with the same kind of 'good' genetics", on top of the massive fucking pool of recessive genes hiding in the supposed "good ones", gene functions are often tied to one another
humans live way too long to ever efficiently or effectively attempt this morality or no (80 years vs 10-12 and 18-20), you're only deluding yourself if you genuinely believe it would lead to some aryan utopia instead of creating new fucked up varieties of human beings

Gachas will kill actual Video games

>>714856148
There's an Andy&Leyley and Undertale Yellow thread to schizo post in. This is a horse thread.

>>714856243
Yeah humans getting more easily inbred and having all the negatives out of it has to do with us already being inbred when compared to most other animals on earth
Think we hit the genetic bottleneck like twice already

>>714856336
Those are video games and they belong on the video games board
Mobile gachaslop belongs on the mobile gachaslopboard
Fuck off

>>714856243
Agreed there's a reason why good race horse can produce just as good or better offspring while a geniuses kids usually never measure up to their parents.

>>714847143
hooves became a necessity with roads

>>714847143
You would slip on most hard surfaces

>>714856243
lifespan is the wrong metric, it's time between generations which is sub-20 years
any evolutionary bottleneck or funnel is just eugenics by natural order

>>714856426
Your furry and incest fetishes are more sloppy than anime horse girls. Now go schizo post to your containment threads.

>>714846451
700~ circles has always been a high amount for Comicket, you faggot tourist.

>>714856243
>moral quandary
What's the moral quandary in acknowledging that intelligence is partly (I'd argue largely) a heritable characteristic?

>>714856347
Nah, there's been sufficient genetic drift, especially between "continental population" lines, that the risk of inbreeding is either as good or bad as any average mammal.

>>714856441
That's due to two primary causes, regression to the mean and "out"breeding in the subsequent generation.

>>714855772
>heh, i am a normalfag on 4channel
>please validate me
Nah.

>>714856717
And who are you going to cry to? The other umas? They see trainerxtrainee love as utterly romantic. The academy? It lives to serves umas. The police? Umas are faster and stronger than any human criminal scum. The justice system? The fucking statue of liberty is an uma. They're in the schools, the banks, the upper echelons of government and worst of all: your friends.
Give it up, anon. You're now part of a long line of trainer grooms. Accept your place in the Mejiro family, and bear McQueen the next triple crown winners.

>>714856160
>>714857025
Hit a sore spot, eh?

I'm gonna marathon the anime when i get home from work today.
What am i in for?

>>714856840
>What's the moral quandary in acknowledging that intelligence is partly (I'd argue largely) a heritable characteristic?
If it's acknowledged, it's grounds for discrimination. They don't like that, so Tabula Rasa is king and it's all circumstance and environment.
Genetics absolutely do define the upper bounds and potentialy the lower bounds too. Environment and circumstance only affect where it falls within those bounds.

>>714855772
says a man watching youtube videos of another man eating food

>>714857161
>What am i in for?
Horses

>>714856243
based reasonable poster not playing retarded games

>>714857161
Season 1: Not so great, good cute moments and it'll help you come to grips with the world.

Season 2: Utter kino.

Season 3: Kinda shit

BNW spin-off: So-so, watchable though.

N(arita)T(op)R(oad) spin-off: Kino

Movie: Holy KINO

CynGray: Purdy good.

What's the appeal of this shit?

>>714856243
>it'll never work
>that's why inbreeding is bad
But not allowing inbreeding is also eugenics. Very soft eugenics that you may agree with but it's still eugenics.

>>714856701
Imagine talking about video games on a video games board
Last time I bother talking to a gachanigger seamonkey subhuman

>>714857335
What's so good about season 2?
t. watched season 1 and thought it's shit but also saw the movie and it was 10/10

>>714857253
He's not being reasonable, he completely ignored the actual point and addresses a different point. It's the definition of a red herring.
>Why are apples red?
>We don't adjust the colour of oranges because they may taste worse

>>714857098
Not really.

>>714857363
You don't understand, all eugenics is bad because they renamed all the good kinds to euthenics.
See, you're the heckin' evil one.
It's all the same fucking field.

>>714857370
okay furry sister fucker

>>714857361
it's gacha
there is a "you must be this retarded to play" requirement

>>714852640
Mafia Backed 2nd Favourite

>>714857361
Anime horse girls

>>714857487
>to play
That's the thing. It's mostly watching, no gameplay at all.
So how is this so popular?

>>714857423
Season 2 is about the career of Tokai Teio which is an actual incredible drama both historically and in the adaptive frame of Uma Musume. It was like a real life shonen anime and they knew just how to make that work in animated format. Season 1, by contrast, was about the career of Special Week whose rl career was basically just a bunch of conveniences lining up to make him successful beyond what he probably deserved. (His win against Montjeu being because the horse was jetlagged. El Condor Pasa mogging him at every turn. Grass Wonder being a far grander talent. Etc.)

BRING WINNING POST TO THE WEST KT YOU FUCKS

>>714857567
it's literally just a skinner box with anime girls
it speaks to retards

>>714855490
>At her debut, on November 17, 1998 at the Kōchi Racetrack, Haru Urara lost, placing fifth—and last. Over the next four-and-a-half years, she would compete once or twice every month, but was unable to obtain a single victory.
You don't understand her power.

Tell me about El Condor Pasa. Why does he wear the mask?

>>714855772
A sense for beauty and joy.

>>714857567
It isn't, we are in a "hype" season for this shitty gacha "game." Next month will be the remake of Metal Gear Snake Eater's hype season.

>>714849375
No, it's her left eye

>>714857594
Why do you guys all act like you've been following the careers of Japanese horses from 30 years ago your whole life

>>714856441
>agreed
The kid of two geniuses will be smarter than whatever you produce. Idiot.

>>714857668
He's American but sent to Japan and almost won the L'arc which would have been huge for Japan.

>>714850448
>That color
It reminded the horse of a chestnut horse. HOW DARE SHE FRATERNIZE WITH THE ENEMY

>>714857868
Lotta loyalty for a hired horse

Reminder that Uma Musume is owned by Yakuza and they literally sent goons after hentai artists trying to draw characters that represent their real horses.

>>714850448
>acts like a victim after kicking the woman on the ground
i fucking hate horses, kill all horses. literally the dumbest animal on the planet.

You wouldn't fuck a horse, right?

>>714857426
he didn't ignore anything, he struck at the heart of the issue people like you faggots are too afraid to say out loud; the three people he quoted inside his post almost explicitly refer to this shit by joking around it, don't pretend to be retarded.

>>714858013
Happened to my buddy Chaiko...

>>714858015
>kicking
>literally the dumbest animal on the planet.
I'm not so sure about that

It's pretty easy to get zoomers interested in anything by turning it into tranime mobile gacha.

So will yakuza come to your door if you post anything funny about the horses?

>>714858085
Actually nevermind you were talking about the other horse

>>714852669
Honestly I don't think it's BA fans. The nature of the shitposting, the anti-idol stuff, the obsession with being number 1 and outrage over a Japanese game is doing well rings more true with the chinese gachafag mindset than the BA fans who while not exactly the same as JP gachafags are much more aligned with moe tastes and would be able to appreciate the characters at the very least.

>>714858013
I am surprised that there hasn't been a side story in the Yakuza series where Kiyru has to stop a pervert trying to do weird things to Japanese race horses.

>>714858013
>>714858129
Just be a foreigner, bro

>>714858163
Gooks hate nips as much as chinks, if not more.

>>714858195
based cunnychad

>Horse has autism and demands to place well in a type of race she is awful at in career
Aiyaaaa

>>714858129
Only if you're in japan

>>714858195
Foreigners are obnoxious.

>>714858195
loli sama i kneel....

>>714848572
It reminds me of Monster Rancher so I find it fun.

what if a horse takes a shit in the middle of a race?

>>714858195
Kek, based

>>714858356
Speed boost

>>714851864
BA fans are angry this is more popular.
Westoids are mad that there are no negroes.

>>714853481
>normalfags think girls dressed up nicely and dancing and singing cutely is gay
So fag part of normalfag is actually accurate and they are innately homosexual beings. Naruhodo.

>>714858412
Why would anyone be mad at their thing being more niche? Obscurity is a blessing.

>>714858129
Only if you're not in Japan.

>>714849790
>. The take that Gold Ship never went 'all out' is also just a massive exaggeration
Horses are retired after three years of racing because of the damage all that running does to them. They all get checkups when they retire. Gold Ship was in peak condition, showing that he NEVER exerted himself, ever.

>>714854470
>>714853029
Yeah, the irony post is correct.
A lot of people in the west are incredibly scared of being made fun of, so they shield themselves through irony. It's also why cape movies have so many quips.

When they are confronted with something genuine/serious they get uncomfortable.

>>714853029
>Moe anime is gay shit for faggots, I only watch COOL anime for straight white men like Naruto, Bleach and Death Note

this

>>714858412
>Westoids are mad that there are no negroes.
But they are looking forward to getting BLACK'ed repeatedly though.

>>714858163
There was one guy on /vg/ spamming every general with Uma Musume, most likely just a schizo trying to turn all the fanbases against Uma

>>714858262
I want to marry and impregnate a horse girl.

>>714858646
dia is sexier

Serious question bros.
Is it possible to simulate Uma success but with football (soccer). And create gacha soccer game where you will train your girls and watch them play football (you don't control anything during game ofc)

>>714856048
Man she even has the same eye color as Estelle

>>714858687
But getting BLACK'ed 5 times make your horses go faster.

>>714857335
Narita Toproad was actually nicknamed NTR in the 90s and they changed her nickname for Uma because of the modern slang

They also changed Seiun Sky's nickname from "Unsu" IRL to "Sei" in Uma but that's just because it sounds dumb

>>714849672
Her career goal in the game is to reach the mythical "Uma Musume Eden"

>>714858780
im surprised japan havent tried this yet
girls only baseball
girls only football
even in anime manga they are all sweaty dudes

>>714855490
Horses enjoy running and the races for older horses are "casual" ones where they just go there and run without the extreme training you'd get for G1s and such

>>714858646
>>714858872
I went to Tokyo a few years ago and at Shinjuku station there was a huge banner for Kitasan Black

>>714848928
I remember trying to watch it to fill the void after Kemono Friends S1 but the kyaaaa not my pantsu *kicks you* part like 2 minutes into the first episode made me drop it

>>714858212
True but of the English speaking fans BA fans can at least appreciate moe. I don't know how to phrase it exactly but the nature of the shitposting and trying to cause divide between both groups seems far more chinese in nature than korean. There's probably some korean shills in the mix but majority seems more chinese than not.

>>714858872
her ass certainly need some blacked spanking

>>714853938
If you do both you signal that you're 200% straight, people don't like this tech but it works.

>>714858932
>im surprised japan havent tried this yet
You're just ignorant
>girls only baseball
Cinderella Nine
>girls only football
Sayonara Cramer

Is there a series where they turn trains into anime girls?

>>714858780
Honestly Sega should make those considering they own FM. Btw Uma Musume gameplay is based on a Baseball game series (Power Pros) so it should be applicable too in football imo.

>>714858036
>he didn't ignore anything
Yes he did.

> he struck at the heart of the issue people like you faggots are too afraid to say out loud
No he did not, nigger. He started complaining about eugenics, when the topic was on heritable characteristics generally, and why people aren't allowed to acknowledge that they are. These are not the same thing.

Your issue (as is his) is that you're conflating the end of the slope for being the "heart" of the argument,

>the three people he quoted inside his post almost explicitly refer to this
Oh okay, lets go over them.

>you're not allowed to wonder that.

>Also genetics can work on people, we know and recognize inheritable diseases and that certain populations are prone to certain conditions. However, insinuation that maybe intelligence can be a heritable characteristic, just as it is in literally every living creature with DNA on this planet, is not allowed
This does not refer to eugenics, let alone that it's good. The point being made is more akin to "You are not allowed to acknowledge that genetics have an effect on observable traits".

>Genetics do work like that it's just (((science))) doesn't want you to believe it.
Literally the exact same thing as the prior quotation.

And the finally post is the implication that you'll be dragged out of the conversation by outside parties (actually a concern in some countries).

So in short, no, my statement that the """reasonable""" guy missed the point (I think deliberately) is sound.

>don't pretend to be retarded
You first, nigger.

>>714859129
Thomas the Tank Engine

>>714858780
Football teams are too big, uma musume works because you get attached to a single girl.

>>714859129
Maitetsu

>>714859123
>>714858932
There are series about girls playing Street Fighter, playing Magic the Gathering, and making garage kits

The only "bishoujo + anything" combination that doesn't have a series yet is Warhammer and that has vtubers covering it.

>>714859170
>finally
Fucking autocorrect

>>714856243
it'd be pretty sick if we could breed some SMASHED and SLAMMED toadline humans though

>>714859129
maitetsu
you fuck the cunny trains

I hate global
fuck you
fuck reddit

>>714859129
I LOVE MY STATION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI

>>714845097
The west loves horse racing, but you're 100% right that a good majority of westerners are only talking about Uma Musume solely because popular streamers played it. Once they stop, it'll be mostly forgotten by non weebs.

>>714859123
>Sayonara Cramer

>>714845157
Divekick collab when?

So this is the power of irl yakuza...

>>714859123
>Sayonara Cramer
with a name like that, no wonder it flopped

>>714859123
>girls only football
There was a gacha I came across years ago that did this. Don't remember the name exactly. Something like Venus Eleven. Probably EOS'd by now.

>>714858780
Soccer is too much of a team sport and is too boring but it might be cool if you could train your girls to go down on their backs and gayly fake an injury every time an opposing player brushes against them.

>>714852802
potato sack fabric incorporated into outfit

>>714858932
reminds me of that shitty blue lock gacha lmao

>>714859241
They exist, Google search African Pygmies

>>714846129
Put at least $600 into gacha this year alone. Would do it again. This is the price I pay for games without woke dogshit female designs. and yes I would do it again. seethe.

>>714845097
>The west never cared about horse racing
Pretty big thing where I live. Although around here horse training is more of a women's hobby. And horse racing is full of gypsies because they have a long 500-800 year history of selling horses here.

>>714859590
That's a thing? And is it dead?

>>714858780
I'm too tired of soccer niggers in my country to bother with a soccer game.

>>714859208
But what if we make most girls generated randomly and add real life inspired designed girls(that you can get only through gacha elements naturally) that have stats through the roof and trample gens? So basically your f2p team will be 10 random gens and 1-3 super stars (depending on luck).
This way even thou there will be 11 players on your team, you will care only about few.
Ofc some weirdos will get attached to random gens.

Wish asmon would use her

>>714859665
not EOS yet but very dead, its the classic lazy ass IP cash grab

>>714855772
You need a soul, something failed normalfags lack.

>>714859735
McQueen is already perfect though.

>>714847143
>>714849460

>>714859590
God. I actually love watching football and I love anime shit, but I had to drop this show about 3 episodes in
>you see, the reason Japans never won a worldcup is because we arent selfish
>if we want to win, we must ABANDON ALL TEAMPLAY AND TEAMWORK
>Shows Penaldo who never won a worldcup

>>714857361
>>714857487
>>714857567
>>714857614
>>714857714
>What's the appeal of this shit?
Crying about things you don't like on 4chan? No idea. You'd have to be a pretty sad, pathetic loser with nothing going on in your life to enjoy doing that.

>>714844889 (OP)
Horses don't "throw races".
They're not aware that they're in a competition.. They're just running.

>>714849317
damn, he threw that whole horse

>>714845097
Ireland has more than double horse races per person annually than Japan does and rears almost half the thoroughbreds in Europe so you're factually wrong because of the leprechauns alone

>>714847143
start tapdancing

>>714859906
Thank you for the free (You). You weebcucks are too easy.

>>714845097
Pretty sure horse racing was a thing for millennia

>>714859785
Too flat

>>714859906
Yeah, the only thing that makes less sense is crying about other people crying about things they don't like on 4chinz.
You'd have to be even more retarded and gay to bother doing that.

>>714859951
is it backed by irish mafia?

>>714859885
the reason why japan never won is because they like baseball more
but hey atleast they are better than china, their football is a complete joke despite that massive population and a lot of money

>>714860082
Isn't the Irish mafia just the global financial system? So probably

>>714845097
>Kentucky Derby
>£4.3bn bet on horses anually in the UK
>Ireland generally

>>714860101
Is Japan world class in any sports these days? Even their Sumo-wrestling has been taken over by mongols.

>>714860014
That's the best part.

>>714849139
>I kneel

>>714860180
Japanese football is pretty world class, or at least the best in Asia.

>>714852504
Underappreciated post

>>714860180
baseball
they are still insanely crazy about it

>>714845849
just watch the anime, or archives of the YouTube channel. Goldship was at various points through history the most popular vtuber in the world by various metrics, since for some reason she was the one who hosted the umamusume youtube channel

>>714860180
Judo.
That's about it.

>>714860180
Baseball, America kinda gave up on that a while ago

>>714860271
>best in asia
yeah, unfortunately asia is very weak in this sport

>>714860271
No it isn't. It's B-tier at best and all their best players move to europe as soon as they're old enough to stop being breast fed.

>>714860101
I mean its the same in China, other sports take waaaay priority. Parents there dont see Football as prestigious, plus all communist memes aside any parent there who lets their kids do sports wants it to suceed and football is seen as something that can be fucked up by others BECAUSE its a teamsport.
Either way the premise is utterly retarded because
>only the STRIKERU counts
this shit time and time again has been proven as a meme for brainlets who only gather about football through media-clips. Spain became back to back eurocup and worldcup champs in the middle because they turned their team into a (boring as fuck) effective passing machine with 87% posession
Germany is always as its best when 60% of the team is just Bayern Munichs team, so they have all year to play together isntead of just the nation-games.
Greece managed to get a eurocup with a shit team by playing a outdated meme-formation at the time and just beeing really really good at it as a team. (Also confusing everyone else with it)
I just cant take that fucking anime serious when at the start it goes "The secret to footbal is to have a Ego-Queen the size of Texas"

>>714860361
America gave up on all its sports except niggerball which fucking sucks

>>714860194
She loses too much. Only good for glue.

>>714845849
>>714860345
she literally ran the @umamusume_official channel

>>714860436
niggerball and niggeregg, that's twice as many niggers!

>>714860361
what about basketball

>>714858015
Shouldn't have yanked his bridle.

>>714853029
Because the music is bad and the aesthetics are cringeworthy, genius.

>Oh my god, I showed a normie a video of my oshi, Tinky Winky, singing and dancing and rubbing tubby custard on his face and they just laughed and called it cringe. Why do normies hate art so much?

>>714850448
>horse girl
She inappropriately touched that horse and it was saving it's friend from suffering the same fate

>>714844889 (OP)
Damn that's a based horse

How do trainers get their horses to be interested in racing, anyway?

>>714856243
probably because farm animals are retarded compared to the wild variants

>>714860612
>t. homosexual

Is this game actually fun? I'm vaguely interested (only gacha games I've played are show by rock and idolish7) but I've seen people see it gets p2w the further along you get.

>>714850448
>Chick got kicked on by the horse she's leading after she fell on the ground
It was a planned assault.

>>714856243
>breeding isn't as simple as "taking all of the 'good' genetics and only breeding them with the same kind of 'good' genetics"
Kojima says otherwise

>>714860716
Beating the fuck out of them then pretending they don't. But they 100% beat the fuck out of them.

>>714860735
>t. stunted manchild

>>714860739
How much do you like Roguelikes and Raising simulators?

>>714860739
Define "fun". It won't be fun if you're an action/shooter gamer type since the player input entails to only training the girls and the actual races have zero player input.

>>714860735
>the idolfag reeeeees in pain at the truth
sasuga, retard-kun...

>>714860716
They're raised from birth for that. You don't pay a hundred grand for some horse jizz to let the resulting offspring be a lazy bum

>>714860841
Look, just admit you're mad that it's cute girls instead of oiled up muscle men.

>>714860612
It baffles me that Americans are so deep in degeneracy that average jpop idol songs are seen as cringeworthy as opposed to American concerts where performers twerk on stage and stuff

>>714860854
like roguelikes, never played a raising sim

>>714860860
I guess I more mean how miserable will the game be if I don't pay money?

>>714855262
fuck you, it was the most fun I had in this board in years, fucking frognigger

>>714860910
>so butthurt he's constantly thinking about gay men
the idolfag reveals his true nature

So if you want to have a good chance to get a SSR and max it out, you need around 60k carats saved up? Realistically how long does it take to gather such an amount?

>>714860871
>the truth
>The retard had to write about his weird toddlercon fetish about teletubbies and rubbing tubbycustard over his face like it's even remotely similar to cute girls singing and dancing.
Bro, he's gay. Mad gay. Gayer than TLOU2. Gayer than gay porn.

>>714860992
It is exactly the same thing in that it's artless slop designed to please literal children with underdeveloped brains. That you unironically enjoy such content should be truly devastating to anyone with even a shred of dignity remaining.

>>714860942
You won't beat whales without shelling out or getting very lucky, but 90% of ingame content can be done with welfare/SR cards.

>>714860942
Miserable if you give a shit about high rank pvp, not really if you don't like a normal person

Deep Impact when?

>>714860942
>never played a raising sim
This could be your first one I guess or look up a career mode being played.

>>714861054
>toddlercon thinks he's talking for anyone but himself
Look bro, I'm sorry no one agrees with your teletubbies fetish.
Maybe >>>/trash/ is more your speed.

>>714861130
mihoyo can't release another game after zzz's "failure"

>>714861130
Never owner won't allow it

>>714846451
Why are you being like this?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/O4haA7KhkwjQKKdduz4GDg/

ran out of coins because of potential lv3
is the daily race best way to grind for it? the rewards is so shit...

>>714861190
Actually everyone agrees that your hobby is incredibly embarassing, that's in fact what this entire comment chain started with: one of your own lamenting that normal people rightly perceive them and their favourite idolslop as cringeworthy

>>714861101
do you have to pvp or can you just not engage with that at all?

>>714861276
It infected my brain then it infected my Jukebox

>finally finish a career with championship win with Bakushin (Cause ADD MORE SPEED)
>she gets a 1 star guts spark, a 1 star wits spark, and a 1 star Rainy day spark
FUCK

>>714861276
is that an onomatopoeia?

>>714861306
>normal people
>the very people that engage in homosexual culture because they were told it's the greatest thing ever
Sorry anon but no, normalfags are gay. It's in the name, normalFAG. Why else would they always shit their pants over cute girls simply existing?

>>714861323
You have to do it for rewards but it's just racing against the CPU controlled teams of other players and there's very little extra gained from winning all the time vs just doing the bare minimum

>>714861413
Yes anon, everyone's gay.

>>714861518
>Rap culture is 90% gay homosexual culture
>normalfags love it
I dunno... Seems kind of gay.

>>714861413
>>714861190
>Everyone who doesn't like my childish hobby is a faggot and a pedophile!

And here we see the last defence mechanism of the idolfag, desperate projection

>it's a Taiki Shuttle race
How does she get away with it?

>>714861263
>Literally the same file name too
LMAO pathetic gook

not playing another gacha

>>714860947
unironically claude was probably the last bastion of /v/ in spirit considering the sheer amount of fun and OC out of literally nothing

>>714850117
>>714850245
>>714851172
StarHorse is a a Sega horse racing arcade game which allows players to gamble for tokens. Players create their own horse by selecting two parent horses and investing medals into the raising of the resulting foal. After the raising period, players can then enter them into races, win prize money and store their horse's data. The data of the prize horses will be wiped if the horse is not used within one month, encouraging repeat customers.

Notably this game seats many people, with the first StarHorse having up to 10 players, and StarHorse 4 having upto 18 players at once. The seats are padded with personalized screens for elongated play sessions.

https://starhorse.sega.jp/sh4/

https://x.com/segastarhorse4

[StarHorse 4] Official PV - The Ultimate Horse Racing Medal Game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6p_iyh1sfg

[StarHorse 4] Promotional Movie History: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnBDQojpcco

Star Horse 3 Season 7 - Horse racing medal game where you can enjoy betting tickets and training: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IMIdzj2QhE

>>714845097
I tried it just for shit and giggles two dqys after release and I've been hookzd ln since. This game is actually fun

>>714861649
It's her God-given right.

>>714860180
Japanese female wrestling team swept the Paris Olympics in gold medals

>terrible crime
>costing gamblers money

?

>>714858412
>BA fans are angry this is more popular.
I still can't get over the fact they almost torpedo'd the steam launch because of rampant cunnyposting on the steam forum

>>714862175
The suicide rate must've skyrocketed that year

>>714862305
It wasn't because of that since another anime game that had a chill forum was delayed for the same reason around the same time.

So since the global release is behind the eastern release, how many horses are we missing? Surely this isn't everyone.

>>714862443
Check for yourself. Press upcoming characters to see the horses we'll get later.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters

>>714862305
One tiny fuck up and they let the horse take a whole fucking mile. Now they are top 20 global steam best seller.

>>714862443
We've got 4 years of content to catch up with at about 1.6x speed.
Go here
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
And click "Show Upcoming Characters"

>>714853029
I dont know about any of these but idol music just sounds bad. Its like a bunch of kids badly yelling along to their music played through a phone on a bus

>>714862604
Uma's release was always going to be bigger than BA's since Uma was a first-time global release while BA fans were already playing it on mobile. Both games are doing well, no reason to pit them against each other.

>>714845025
FPBP

>>714853365
You are brown

>>714855486
You are brown btw

>>714862756
Forse fuckers >>>>> pedophiles.

>>714852669
baddass urara

the game is actually fun

>>714863468
I watched asmongold "play" it and it looked pretty boring. You just watch horses run around like a boomer with zero control over anything.

>>714863574
Kill yourself, zoomershit.

>>714863574
>I watched asmongold

>>714863635
>>714863643
10-4, dinosaur.

>>714863635
>>714863643
Cope. I will continue "ruining" your board and there's nothing you can do about it :)

>>714863635
anon has a point, it's not even monster tancher, where you tell the monster what attack to do, if you could cheer the horse and give commands during the race, triggering her special by shouting you love her, it'd be way better

>>714863708
Asmongold is /v/ culture.

>>714863752
your mom is /v/ culture