Thread 150273861

LFGO DPP

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blackbros...we're not looking good out there...

OHHHHHHHH HE'S GRAPPLING HIM AND DOING NO DAMAGE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yawn

Gay

This """sport""" is over

nice "sport" lol

I HATE CHIMAEV SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL!!
I HATE CHIMAEV SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL!!
I HATE CHIMAEV SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL!!
I HATE CHIMAEV SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL!!
I HATE CHIMAEV SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL!!
I HATE CHIMAEV SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL!!
I HATE CHIMAEV SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL!!

damn dricus looks crushed..

>>150273861 (OP)
Cunrag did literally nothing

do something faggot

Not looking good for dricus i hope he pulls thru

Is this a fight or gay porn?

DDP needs a flash knockout to win this

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>hugs you for the entire round
>wins

thats it I now support israel wiping these muzzrats off the face of the earth

why the fuck is du plessis smiling so much

he's losing his belt at this rate

Just two men getting it on like men should do

now that the dust has settled, how did everyone not just see this coming?

DDP has been controlled by far lesser wrestlers. what did you think was going to happen

KHAMZAT ONLY LANDED 200 unanswered shots in the 2nd round! down from 300 in the first! Dricus has him right where he wants him!

When does the piano fall on Khamzat's head?

THE FIGHT STARTS NOW WHITEGODS

Allah Armbar

DDPBROS NOW WE GET THE FINISH

I think one thing that happens is, guys will call in some dagestani sambo chuckle fuck to spar with, but then the real thing ends up being 5 times more intense than they trained for.

rules need to be modified to discourage wrestlefucking. dont know how they'd do it, but this is fucking dreadful to watch

>this muzzie rat thinks he's the most 'exciting fighter' in the ufc xD!
PLEASE DDP GIVE THIS RATLIP A CAREER ENDING KO
DROP HIM THEN STOMP HIS HEAD IN

implying chamiv cant do this for 1 more round and just survive 4 and 5

Crotch sniffing hmmmmm

>>150273861 (OP)
BOOORING

Wrestling and ground game is massively homosexual

20-16

dricu charging the power bar

I think people might've oversold Khamzat's shitty cardio

>>150274768
he landed 0 actual strikes

>>150274768
everybody did see this coming. but do you see coming that khamzat is going to gas out in a 5 round fight?

>6 takedowns
how???

How wet is she for big muzzie cock right now?

Chimaev headkick KO

Friendly reminder Paramount spent $7B on this

This is just a wrestling match

dricus via haymaker

Khamzat is never going to lose at 185. Need a bigfag like Big Ank that he can't smother.

What does DDP even do from here?

idk ddp
maybe practice sprawling like once...in your camp
idk man, idk...

THIS IS THE FAGGOT WAY OF WINNING A FIGHT

Didn't sleep for this .........................................................

>>150274767
thought they would get into saucy brawls and that khazmat would get zeemed

fucking kek

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT KEEPS HAPPENING

LYNCH ALL RATLIP SHILLS

yeah, this fight is quickly making me reconsider watching this sport

>he discovered EPO
it's over.

Trust the plan, Dricus always gets fucked up until he decides to just win.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ban grappling

>>150274773
it's boring, maybe I should go back to bbc tranny porn

only thing dricus is good at is talking shit, he's fucking garbage

its over

dricus is winning the story. No1 wants the snoozefest wrestlefag shit as champ

not gonna lie
i like wrestlefuck fights like this
i miss khabib

This is fucking lame. No wonder boxing killed this shit sport.

This piggy is squealing.

I can't believe the guy that got ragdolled by Brunson could let this happen to him

This is your champ ?

>>150273861 (OP)
DDP with a spinning elbow KO in round 3

lmao this is pathetic

>>150273861 (OP)
Dirty Panty Princess

this is gay sex, so ill try to balance it out

>>150274801
I think round 2 is a little early to say that.

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Can you even consider this a fight?

middleweight confirmed bum division how come the champ cant defend takedowns

This fight is very symbolic of western civilization

Alright fellas lets pack it up. DDP is losing and so is everyone else in this division.

Finland (elliot heemed my picks)

This isn't a combat sport
This is a holding your opponent down sport

I shoota da takedown

>>150274767
muh great white hope

lmfao hunter was losing his shit over khamzat landing another instant take down

WHITE

PEOPLE

CANT

FIGHT

now thats buckbreaking

Merab does more damage than this

Chimaev is ragdolling DDP, this is incredible to watch really. DDP is already a giant for Middleweight.
If Khamzat wins this, we cant deny he's a generational wrestlefuck talent.

its over

brooo this mountain muslim nigger just spamming 1 moveeesss

The gayest fight of all time perhaps

When Khabib did this to everyone they loved it.. Whats so different?

huge story loss for cumsock
he had the crowd and they're booing him now

>>150274849
faggot

my coworker wouldn't stop glazing this nigga

FUCK IS GONNA BE A SLURPA

WHY THE FUCK DDP DOESN’T GRAB THE FENCE??? IT’S ALLOWED THE FIRST 2 TIMES!!!

What did DDP train for in his camp?

The bodylock is OP
this is now the meta
Just hold and tap
poo sissies has no answer

30-24 Khamzat now going into the championship rounds....

zhatsissy literally can't resist going for Dricus' BBC

why didn't dricus just practice wrestling so he would win

/heem/ is dead

Is the fight living up to the hype?

crucifix again

Stand them up ffs

>>150274861
Its only shitty if you make him stand. He can wrestle forever.

>ddp doing the "oh shit i'm losing the belt" face
kek

this is embarrassing

>>150274864
Hell no it's glorified dry humping

bro really got crucifix'd twice

why did green shorts even show up lol

How do you modify the rules to minimize wrestlefucking?

Are these open hand slaps by DDP an effective strategy bros?

we need a miracle sub black bros...

All Discus can do in every round is hold on for dear life

its literally the same thing....

just go for a flying knee at the start of round 4.

This shit ass nigga

>>150274884
literally nobody did, quit making up bs

>DOO
>DOO
>PEE
HE IS FUCKING SHIT

Why doesn't DDP put his right hand in the muzzies anus?

>>150274918
Make it boxing with 4 oz gloves

>RABBIT PUNCHES
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OHH HE'S TAPPIN HIS EAR

is this how Kevin Nash was raped in 1992?

Just how good is Gilbert burns

>>150274918
mandatory pork buffet

This has to be a record striking differential

Of course the ref is faggot Marc Goddard

>>150274918
Boxing gloves.

emmanuel yarbrough-esque performance from chimaev here

>>150274860
appreciate it, more please

DEEP WATERS BROTHAA

this is bullying

I don't get it, why doesn't the white guy just stand up

BRING BACK RETARDED REFS WHO STAND NIGGAS UP AFTER 15 SECONDS OF LAY AND PRAY

Ok now it's over

Does Dricus still have a chance?

DDP was never good

This is why boxing is better. The UFC meta is just going to devolve into the very best wrestle fuckers

>>150274936
The old oil check

dana should ban muslims from the ufc

aint nobody want to watch this gay shit

JUST BITE HIS NIPPLE OFF

this is so boring

I can't believe I allowed myself to get excited again
What did I expect?
At least I saw the two spin heems, that was cool

This is just Silva vs Sonnen
Trust the plan

UFC making us watch gay porn

Fuck off

>>150274918
make takedowns illegal

>>150274876
Who's the blouse

Christ we were all expecting a barnburner and it’s just grapple fucking. How can anybody want this fucking guy as champ

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dana your sport is being slowly choked out by a small muslim russian republic

>>150274832
This
This faggot gay nigger can't be champ

holy shit wrestlers are cowards hahaha

>>150274971
I am trusting but I am scared

>>150274959
flying knee

>>150274943
KEK

>>150274933
That guy made it.

im getting sleepy bros

Will Dricus even get a rematch?

>saudis pay dana to ban usada
>ufc is gonna be this muslim dogshit from now on

>>150274918
Wrestling doesn't exist. Just stand up.

khamzat has like 500 insignificant strikes

gay

>not fingering his ass to escape
KWAB

OHHHHHHHH HES TAPPING HIS HEAD!!!!!

OHH hes got another crucifix joe!

>>150274961
Grappling is way more entertaining than clinch fests in boxing

Time to walk out and beat the traffic

have total control of him but can't finish him or do damage

>>150274963
The problem is all the money is from the Saudis. North Americans just watch for free.

>>150274961
They need to separate the sports again
What's the point of calling it "MMA" if it's just wrestling? If I wanted to watch wrestling I would watch wrestling

That fucking sucks

holy fuck this is bad. cant believe people pay for this

>retarded coping piggy chuds were tricming themselves that Du Piggy was going to win
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Dricus by flying knee

What the hell is dricus doing

It's still going damn

DRICUS WITH THE TIGER KNEE TKO

7 BILLION DOLLARS

>That fucking shrug at the end of the round
HE'S GIVEN UP

Amazing to think some oiled up gay guys in Greece made the perfect martial art 3000 years ago

ddp by fluke ko in round 5. trust the plan

Were other wrestlefuckers like Shields, Maia and GSP this boring?

>>150274918
No gloves, concrete floor

Kek he keeps slapping Chimaev's hand like a faggit

legalize attacking the bamhole from crucifix

I seriously did not expect this. Wtf.

At this point DDP needs to try to take down Chimaev lmfao

Im so glad Ive never paid a penny for UFC. fuck this faggot sport

khamzat gassed, easy dricus win now

Dricus needs to pull a Peon

ddp won the story

No damage, all control time.

he is just making ddp suffer now

DDP needs to throw a miracle flying knee in round 3. Just throw one and time it with the takedown

PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY

>>150275026
Maia was yeah

10-6 round

>>150275022
PLUS TIP

>>150274764
He believes in his meme power. Never won a round, never lost a fight.

>Gay liberal south African
>Muslim Russian
This fight is poop on butts

How can the ref allow 200 unanswered shots without stopping it?

>>150274999
sad low energy cope

>>150275026
Yes.

>>150274984
Yes
Knee him when he tries to take him down
The only chance it's a well timed knee

30-27

>>150274992
based uma musume

lol this subreddit would find this interesting if DDP did this to CHADzat

bro what a wet blanket of a match now

are we ready for a wrestlefuck champ that only fights every other year

ELIMINATIOOOONN

ddp getting absolutely fucking man handled
i'd fucking kill myslef after this one buddy

I stayed up for this shit AAAAAAH

“Dude did you see last nights fight”. Yeah, slow paced gay sex with shorts on then someone gets choked out. It’s like this 9/10 for the headliners.

>>150275030
That's gay bro

this is so gay
do these mountain muslims actually have fans?
who likes this shit?

>THE ERA OF BRAZZAS WILL NEVER END


I WANT OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE

and another dominant 10-8...
driscusbros, maybe we should just throw a towel?

So was DDP a fluke all along?

>dricus still smiling not even gassed
khamsissies...

>>150275025
Trust DDPeez Nutz, bish.

holy shit this is slop

I paid $0 and feel ripped off

DO SOMETHING

>>150275053
because they're doing 0.05% dmg

>ddp via memes lol
>he's so awkward xddd

>most challenging fight because of opponent's grappling skill
>needs to be stronger than ever before to overcome technique
>shows up the softest he looked in a while
What did DDP mean by this?

oil status: checked

>>150275012
you're an immigrant and Hitler hated your kind

Am I the only one enjoying this fight?

need covid-2 to permaheem cumshot

ddp's coaches should be ashamed of themselves

This is so fucking boring. I can't believe people pay for this

>>150274868
Lol no. Bo Nickal would humilate shitlip

How did he heal the cooflungs?

>>150275053
Nothingburger shots

Test

>>150275026
GSP was boring, so was shields, maia was cool because he finished people and wasn't a decisionater

>>150275053
they're love taps

Would Reiner give a better fight?

I predict a DDP will be takendown

I expected DDP to lose. But damn. I didn't think it would be this embarrassing or take this long

>>150275053
because they are love taps to make sure they dont get stood up

Kinda dogshit desu

So glad my parents put me into wrestling when I was a kid instead of some fake shit like kickboxing

we're about to see 50 - 40 i swear to god

>White man smiling and high fiving Muslim man after getting dominated

Western civilization

guru is seething hard

DDP looks hopeless

>>150275026
This is actually far more entertaining than a prime GSP wrestle Fuck

38 year old watchedd since the early days with my sister's rapist. mma is not a sport

CHAMPIONSHIP ROUNDS

What the fuck you is the ref doing? He should've stopped this fight when one of the fighters was in that chokehold being being beaten for 2 minutes straight on the head

It's like watching a white belt...

ABSOLUTE NO IDEA HOW TO JJB...

Credit to DDP that nigga has zero quit in him

>>150275095
You're a spic and mentally challenged thoughbeit

SPINNING KNEE INCOMING, BOIIIIZZZ

>>150275026
yes but back then wrestlefucking was hype

>>150274918
Theres a sport called kickboxing.
I really dont get why you cazzies watch MMA when the striking sport you actually want already exists at the elite level.

>>150274860
Who?

>>150275085
imagine punching that gut repeatedly

Fuck your ratlip mother i hope your son dies you weak immune system terrorist faggot. I am going to sleep

>>150275026
yeah
GSP almost ruined UFC 100 with shit like this

smacked the smile off his face

Khamzat is gassed, its over

DDP wins

>Instant takedown again
yea just call the fight DDP hasnt learnt anything in the supposed camp

all the fighters in the crowd looking bored too lmfao

>>150275053
the ref is decent. if he stopped it it would be obviously rigged.

DDP
THE SPINNING ELBOW
TRY THE SPINNING ELBOW DDP

>>150275079
Yea sometimes you go to the casino and play roulette and it hits red like 9 times in a row.

about to be the first 50-40 in jewfc history

The Aryan man always finds a way
Trust

>>150274959
He needs a knockout at this point but that's hard to do when you can't stay on your feet for longer than 5 seconds without immediately getting wrestlefucked

LMAO AGAIN

>>150275085
LOVE this scene got bricked instantly from this tummy

first ever 50-40

>>150275085
sauce

The Last White Hope against Khamzat

jesus christ

epo Khamzat is unbeatable

please allah let him survive
i want to see 50-40 that would be so funny

>>150275024
>*gouges out your eyes*
>*kicks you in the balls*
>*impregnates your women*

FIVE MORE MINUTES OF DRY HUMPING CONFIRMED

kek ddp looks hilarious getting rag dolled

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

THIS IS PATHETIC

Merabesque knees from Khamzat here

is this the most cumshot has wrestled before? Usually he just kos people fast

>>150274861
I think it's safe to say I was right and his cardio ain't that bad at Middleweight.

>>150275152
this is the key

Fighters that would do better than DDP:
RDR
Anthony Hernandez
Bo Nigel

>>150275154
She's so cute

>0 resistance
did ddp even train?

Glad i didn't pay for this kayfabe bullshit

>>150275168
im also trans btw

Israel will eliminate these goat fucking shitskins dont worry chat

is this guy better at this style than khabib?

just how good is EPOmaev

No but really what the hell is Dricus doing

Same people crying about Chimaev being boring are the ones who call GSP the goat lmao

>>150275152
kek

DDP is a retard man. Should have been throwing knees or uppercuts AT LEAST as you get shot on, not fucking jabs and kicks

DDP come back any moment now

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STAND UP THIS SHIT JUDGE

>>150275119
It is the whitoid sickness in a nutshell

the mutts have perfected wrestle fucking, mma dead sport

Horrible fight

why couldn't he do this to gilbert and usman? is dricus just shit?

>>150275164
A can, sadly, let's send De Ridder and see what happens (nothing probably).

watching this for free and i still turned it off. all the good fights apparently already happened *yawn*

idkbros this is genuinely pathetic...

Lets be honest tho. This is 100% how Dricus wins fights

kek wtf burns and usmeng redeemed

DRICUS WITH THE DOUBLE KNEE FROG JUMP

>>150274849
Not gonna lie
I hate wrestlefucking fights like this
I miss Topuria already

so you just hang onto a guys back and win

>>150275161
Kek you bought the ppv?

>>150275139
shinozaki ai, that was just an ai clip

rdr vs khamzat will be stand up only

What's the record for the most control time in a fight?

LOL@ GURUS RANTS

>>150275138
maybe its time for me to move onto glory

this is basically man on man rape

something very gay going on with muslims

>FIGHT OF THE YEAR BRO!!!!

This faggot sport always dissapoints

>>150275142
SEETHE HARDER PUSSY

Ban lay and pray, this shit is boring af

I would tap

terrible fight

Um khamzat like playing with toys lmao

This looks like two little kids wrestling

Bo Niggel would get heemed by Chimaev but he wouldn't get wrestlefucked like this

this is fucking miserable

>>150275209
no 1 gives a shit about your featherweight pussy

Not looking good for chimaev right now. I don't see how you give him one single round.

>>150275138
wrestling is fine when it isn't 99% of the fight

Gilbert Burns wins the story

no wonder the jews are getting rid off ppv, no niggas gonna pay to watch gay sex

Why didn't Bo Nickal simply do any of this

Did the Boer even train?

DDP's center of gravity is just so high, he topples over so easily

>5 rounds of dudes hugging
>i win for betting the fight will go the distance

>>150275218
okay, since the fight is boring as fuck. who the fuck is this girl? she gets posted here every fucking week.

Why is ddp always standing so tall against this goatfucker?

Semen slurping sport

>>150275161
Zoomer post

fuck this fight, post asses

"I KILL YOU"
-Cumshot
My dawg, you're just laying on a man's back for a half hour

Skipped out on a few wow m+ with friends so I could wake up for this shit.

Only one man can stop Khamzat

>>150275161
>paying for porn
>paying for nuFC

STOP THE FIGHT, REF

DDP gonna roll straight into a kimura and surprise sub Cumsplat

the next evolution of mma is introducing weapons

>>150275117
One guy with a bat while you are down like a faggot and congrats you are now tetraplegic

Thanks Chechens. This shit is literally unwatchable now.

Joe love watching men ram each other in the ass

This just shows how much of a fraud Bo was to lose to DDP

>>150275223
we had to compensate for the two spinning back elbows in a row somehow

generational buckbreaking

at what point is it ok for the ref to step in lmao

>>150275206
WW >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MW

>wrestlekino wins again

GGNORE

how do you counter wrestlefucking?

>>150275110
100%. Khamzat would KO him though.

how is he so strong bros

I told you retards khamzat got a new conditioning coach

>>150275212
>shinozaki ai
Damn

>>150275250
a girl from fishtank

>>150275263
TRVKE

Just how good is Gerald mere shart?

>>150275230
Impeccable webm

-7billion

>>150275250
sam hyde's goytank

UFC ruining the career of du plessis for no reason is hilarious

R5 triangle incoming from Dricus

it's not even wrestling
it's man-on-man buttstuff

BO NICKAL would never get manhandled like this

how is khamzat stronger than dricus when dricus clearly is wider/has more muscle?

some other fighters are stronger than they look but khamzat seems to be on a way different level

not glazing or trolling, is it just technique difference?

DRICUS WITH THE DOUBLE HAMMER FIST!!!!

Why does Dricus cross his legs like that, that's what I do when I'm sitting at a desk

dricus is winning the story. wrestling is lame as fuck

>>150275272
Seethe hue

why does Khamzat not just submit him?

r5 ddp ko win mark my words

>>150275279
As long as khamzat keeps throwing those pillow punches and knees, the ref wont

>>150275138
Solved sport where 99% of the time it's point fighting while hiding behind the giant gloves.

Has mmafatso had a stroke yet

Bro khamzat is the next mcgregor for sure

Just fucking finish him you retard

This shit penis

>>150275282
Spinning elbow spam

Why are Muslims so good at gay sex

This far into the 4th round and Marc issues the first warning. What a truly fucking shit sport.

based fuckin ref

How do you defend against the crucifix?

at this rate I think dricus still loses on points even if he knocks khamzat out

>Had to be seperated by the ref
>Still gets ragdolled
kek

is becoming boring a side effect of EPO?

why does DDP not just throw harder punches?

>>150273861 (OP)
Honestly for real Cannonier got 8:50 of control and lost can we just say fuck you to Chimaev? How funny would it be if he lost I would love to see that this guy going around the ring screaming tears streaming down his face and all the stupid Midwest Muslims throwing trash would be so awesome.

>gonna have a wrestlefaggot champ who fights once a year now if DDP doesn't heem him dead
fuck me

izzy beats khamzart, unironically

>>150275282
develop your skills as a mixed martial artist

why doesn't goddard stand them up?

I had no idea it would be so humilating

>>150275250
please don't encourage the mexican fishtank poster

its 1AM and I'm going to fall aslseep before DDP does

Poatan is going to be wrestlefucked by Ank again isn't he?

pussy ref

Prime Weidman would have heemed cumsplat in the first round.

>>150275297
betty > anya

>Khamzat by Decision was +500

I should’ve bet it bros…

Australians already solved the mountain muzzie problem

finally a separation

>>150275026
Very much so

imagine if he took off his trunks and started fucking him? that would be weird right

goddard has money on ddp

ahh reffy separate us

>>150275161
link

FUCK GODDARD

>Dana in the refs ear
KEK

>>150275303
khamzat is natty and does power lifting

WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS LANDING KNEES

>>150275282
well timed flying knee

this fight is so incredibly shit is unreal. it's hard to even say if cumshot really is good or dricus just has 0 tdd and is getting laid on top off

oh yeah its fucking over

ngtl thought dricus was better than this
But looking back, his best victories are against fucking sean strickland and washed up israel
...

>fight guy who does maximum wrestlefuck
>look like you barely trained grappling
DDP is a bum

Guru is losing it

Goddard is a certified heemer

welp, now the ref has to stand them up again

surely heem will be usable in the coming weeks

>>150275239
Sure they don't lmao
Get back under your rock

Your DDPs
Your Felicia Spencers

ngl Dricus’ defense on the ground is actually impressive

>stands them up when khamzat is doing nothing but humping
>commentary starts crying and shitting

stand em up again fuck it

We need to give Zelenskyy better missiles

you know a main event is good when you can speak at regular volume and the entire stadium can hear you.

>no damage
>no submission attempts
should be a draw

>ref literally gifts DDP a free shot at a hail mary KO
>immediately gets taken down again
KWAB

>shaking his head in frustration
yea he has no gameplan fuck were they training for?

>>150275276
Got webms I just woke up

>>150275347
Weidman is the most overrated fighter in UFC history lmao

>>150275297
sexy becky

Gonna be hilarious when Khamzat gets knocked out now

based goddard for trying at least

We need to bring back The Soldier of God.

kek imaging paying to watch it in person

This is the biggest argument for and against single round matches until KO or tap out

>>150275338
hehe bulju xd

Ref stand him up again. HAHAHAHA LOSER REF
LOSER

this is Usman Woodley level of cancer

America will no longer allow South Africans here after this shit

At least Khabib did some G&P
Chimaev is just doing nothing but wrestlefuck

no dude i dont want the pillow punches to be the meta man i want to die

>gay porn is a sport
wtf

One day this will be the style of every MMA fighter
using striking will be looked at as when soccer teams played 2-3-5 with 5 forwards

>>150275161
Both are story losses

Gay porn is good and all but when does the fight start?

Russians unironically ruined the sport. Khabib was funny since he was the first one but fucking hell.

dq this goatfucker RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>150275138
I like they Brazilians because they try to strangle the other guy, this Chechen shit is gay as hell, explains why Rogan likes it so much.

>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T STAND THEM UP
Niggers with a mic, and yet these retards wonder why the UFC is dying

did Khamzat figure out reachbabies?

God Chimaev is a faggot

>>150274860
>>150275212
>Shinozaki AI

MMA Guru must be losing his mind rn

DDP NEEDS THE FUCKIN KNEE UP THE MIDDLE

Is this the worst fight in the history of combat?

ufc is ded

>daner swearing at goddard in his ear to stand them up
KEK

GURU MELTY LMAOOO

how tf does he not have 1 sub attempt wtf is this shit

>>150275175
would his cardio have held up if he wasn't in control literally 100% of this fight? if DDP had managed to stop even one takedown, would he be on top right now? khamzat has obviously slowed down a lot but DDP's cardio is also suspect, always has been. I think DDP has found his ceiling. but I still believe a good counter-wrestler could stop khamzat in a 5 round fight.

people talk shit about brazzas like ankalaev when this shit happens

but he's awkward guys!!!!!


haha ddp by memes

and he's going to KILL khamzat at the presser!!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORINGGGG

>retarded coaches keep telling DDP he's doing fine
incredible stuff

Why don't the fans start throwing drinks in the ring like they used to do in WCW when gay shit happened?

LOL KHAMZAT SHOVED HIM LIKE TRASH

idk why people thought DDP had a chance. Khamzat is a dominant wrestler. Izzy and Strickland have obvious holes in their games.

slurp

thought ddp landed a crazy knee after that stand up lol

ngl this shit is hard to watch bros

Here comes the R5 finish by Dookis

>>150275420
Khabib also pieced people up on the feet too

>Get separated
>Right back to hugging

Goddard is my boy kek

>>150275399
>This time

>>150275338
Bulju :Df

im willing dricus KOing khamzat into existence right now. it makes losing the last 4 all worth it

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Cumshot is p4p worst champion of all time
>XD I'm a weight bully wrestler

>>150275368
It's not hard to say if Khumzhot is really good, he's undefeated and dominated almost everyone he's fought. He's clearly good and DDP has been clearly bad the whole time, it was a meme for a reason.

>bloodthirsty savages in the crowd
Joe is such a fucking retard people didn't pay money to see gay grapple wrestling.

>>150275413
Every fight sport degrades into this unfortunately. Take me back to 2015

2 EZ

Here comes the KO, DDP just promised it, all according to plan

>>150275431
Worst title fight I remember

>>150275368
Dricus has good tdd
but his tdd consists of being really strong and basic wrestling skills. Chimaev is at least as strong as him and much more skilled.

is dana happy about this outcome?

What's next for Khamzat after this? He would destroy Nassourdine and the fighting nerd guy as well.

>>150275394
you can't master wrestling in 6 months...

>>150275423
but imagine if he got heemed after that!

fucking kek

yeah im feeling a spinning backfist

>>150275085
SAUCE

just how good is usman/burns

>>150275161
>he bought ufc?
>dump the main event

>winning by obscene amount
>still have to shove like a sore loser
why are they like this?

Panic shot from Khamzat

SPINNING ELBOW DO THE SPINNING ELBOW

Khamzat shouldve been the champion 5 years ago. UFC needs tournaments so young people who have always been the best can be recognized as the best instead of having to wait years fighting thru the rankings to be given a title shot.

The same crowd that cheered cumshot is booing the fight. What the fuck did they expect?

This Khamzat guy is pretty good. I'd put him top 6 or 7 in the division.

Kek this is so homosexual

aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's over

what if DDP wins by decision for not being gay?

>>150275394
Here's the plan:
>he will get tired

>fight a guy from an ethnicity known for exclusively wrestlefucking and riding backs
>does literally zero takedown defense or ground work prep

man his corner doesnt seem as optimistic as dricus

dricus is so bad at falling for takedown bait

just tap, you're embarrassing yourself

>>150274700
>>150274700
>>150274700

They want Evloev and Tsarukyan to do this to their respective divisions

>>150275425
Worked

STAND EM UP REF

>>150275394
he thought khamzat would magically get tired after dominating him

5 more minutes until we're free from this wrestlefucking hell

KWAB

GG EZ

sitting here thinking i could have used this 30 minutes in the garden instead
what a waste

Aljo won the belt in a more entertaining fashion

Stop acting like this isn't entertaining

>>150275303
I'm gonna tell you, how a body looks isn't tied to strength. A lot of people have insane strength you wouldn't guess from how their body looks. That's especially true when I did my military service. Some guys had insane stamina and strength when their body were arguably far less muscular in appearance
Also combat sports aren't bodybuilding competition, there's a lot more involved than aesthetic

>>150275420
>he doesn’t remember Fedor
Cazzie as fuck

>>150275479
Hernandez would proba bly be the toughest opponent, but he is still a fight away from the title-shot I reckon.

BASED KHAMZAT

way too easy
looking bad for dricus

>>150275501
grim

ddp hasnt learned a thing this entire fight man

why doesn't this retard ref stand them up if he hugs him and does no meaningful ground work

faggot ref

seriously? How is he not defending against take downs?

>>150275511
Don't be a retard, it's 3 mins left

KWAB

it's over

>>150275511
we're in the last round of the last fight you fucking idiot

>>150275026
Yes people just used to appreciate the spectacle back then, everyone has ADHD now

Lamest fight ive seen in a long time. I only come to sp for these fights and this one SUCKS

>>150275505
yeah, this is bizarre. he literally doesn't even look like he's trying to defend against the takedowns, just goes down flailing randomly.

>>150275501
>9/11
xDDDD

>life and death with this Goofy
Ratlip exposed... AGAIN

i needed this to happen, i need this jew company to die fast

>>150275479
De Ridder, and Fluffy.

Nassourdine is good, but nothing new for Khamzat

Other than that, Strickland, Costa, Vettori and Izzy are flushed, they don't make it out of aaround. Whittaker probably won't get a comeback either

>>150275529
You are a kazakhstani immigrant

>>150275476
Never seen an Izzy fight? Middle weight title fights have been ass for years.

FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC FUCK THE UFC

Were watching the beginning of the end of UFC and MMA. Its just gonna be dominated by russain wrestlefuckers until a fresh generation is going to figure them out

>>150275556
u mad

>>150275131
Hitler loved my people

>We stayed up for this

How do we cope EU bros?


with

dota? pubg?

Ok, when is the piano falling on Chimaevs head?

Member when Driscus said he was going to continually stand back up? Only standup was when the ref saved him.

Is there a worse commentator than current Joe Rogan? Shut the fuck UP

>>150275547
>>150275541
Dricus is not explosive or skillful enough, he relies heavily on his physical strength.

Does Dricus know he's allowed to use his knees to try stop Hamzat when he shoots?

>Cumshot sits on a man 5 rounds\
>wins the championship
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

OOOOOOOOOH

SPINNING KICK SPINNING KICK

Just terrible.

>>150275541
learning how to stop chamiv isn't that easy

Is this the biggest KWAB title defense in recent memory?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRICUS

>>150275600
No, I have been saying that for decades now.

If grappling follows this pattern of inactivity for two rounds, then they should be stood up and separated immediately. Either search for the finish or kill yourself.

>>150275420
khabib at least did damage

>>150275582
Nassourdine would be totally gassed after a single round.
Fluffy and De Ridder are the only interesting options.

Has the UFC had any memorable title fights in the last 4 years?

GROUND AND POUND

any reason you can't knee a guy in the face when he drops for a takedown?

Khamzat has landed far more knees to the butt than actual strikes this fight, even if you include all the lovetaps in round one that did absolutely 0 damage. easily the worst title fights I've ever watched, and its not even close.

>>150275629
woodley vs usman was way worse
easy

ok wow. im a DDP fan but that was single handedly the most retarded thing ive ever seen

>>150275601
he should've shot for a takedown first, and have Khamzat fight it before getting mounted instead. of doing nothing

Horrendous story loss for all three parties involed
>DDP pathetic champ with 0(ZERO) wrestling after how many years in mma
>Ratlip can't finish a person with zero wrestling after 5 full rounds
>UFC because this is such a shit product why would anyone pay for this shit

>>150275608
I'm so happy I watched TripleMania over this shit.

>>150275628
i know man but im looking for just a little bit of adaptation

>>150275386
>>commentary starts crying and shitting
Commentary sucks especially cormier

Goddard is retarded

unmodified gillys never work

rogan absolutely deepthroating khamzat the entire fight
pathetic

I love how the crowd was cheering for DDP when he took the top
complete story loss for chimaev

>>150275645
merab vs umar

DDP just fight dirty wrestling is broken because its not realistic street fighting you should just use elbows and attack eyes and shit and the ref won't even care because he hates this too.

SLLLLLLLLURRRRRRRRRRRRRP

Should’ve just went to sleep, I forgot how boring this sport can be. Even the fans boo, consistently.

>>150275608
nice pepe, haha

>>150275496
theyre retarded amerimutt faggots what do you expect

Khamzat obviously has beastly grip strength

explain how he doesn't have a real sub attempt

Press F for the retards that actually paid for this garbage fight

>>150275650
No, unless you're an amputee

>old ufc
>if you just sit on someone and dont do any movement at all you get stood up after a minute
>new ufc
>you can be punching and dominating from a wrestlefuck and still get stood up just because the audience is bored

Fake sport teebeehach

here comes the headshot

DDP doesn't beat Khamzat in a million years. We never need to see a rematch. He just doesn't have wrestling.

Draw imo

>>150275420
Trump MUST be a pedophile he is also a Russiaphile and that is a fact, I miss Ronald Reagan fuck you bring me Gorbachav you are now Capitalist die Russians die.

bro remembered how to sprawl lmao

>Biggest fight card of the year
fuck you faggots DDP was just a fluke

>>150275416
the only strikers will be ones with ko power

Disgusting fight
A shame on the sport

gg ez

i dont think this ass humping sport is for me

well that fucking sucked

I sleep

>>150275739
You're brown

>>150275732
F

>>150275739
>>you can be punching and dominating from a wrestlefuck and still get stood up just because the audience is bored
and that's a good thing retard

hate marc not so goodard goodard, colby was right about this retard

Story loss for the UFC

brendan allen legit kills karmzart

>>150275420
>He thinks khabib started the wrestlefuck meta
anon...

>The only round Dricus "could" have won is the round where the referee forced THEM to stand, and even then Chiamev still ended up on top of him.
A sad ending for the albino gorilla, the kind of fight that destroys your confidence. SAD

Well at least he gotta takedown, man dricus is a warrior

fuck khamzat's just too good don't see anyone beating him

48-47 Dricus

At least we only have to see this boring slime fight once a year.

>>150275697
Jones retired and got fat, he needs a new crush.

They shouldn't score wrestling based on time on top. They should only score submission attempts and sig strikes. Laying on a guy for 5 rounds is not martial arts and its not fighting.

49-46 Chimaev

why do these retard fans still pay for tickets when these wrestlefucking faggots main event a show?

>>150275841
Bo Nickal finishes him within 2 minutes.

the borz eats the boer

>>150275416
it's transitioning to guys like Illia and Diego lopes. excellent ground game, but one or two explosive shots. Just eating shots like Chandler or Olivera or strickland or izzy even pereria, is over.

Fun fact for the idiots that thought Pereria had a chance against Magomed. Magomed beat him on the feet. Next time it will be worse

>50-44

Only one 10-8

Kek judges are hilarious

>>150275841
This faggot ass ruleset protects him

pisslam vs cumshot?

>>150275739
when the strikes are doing 0 damage its absolutely justified to stand them up, he might as well have been just sitting on him

>>150275420
Khabib was the last top level fighter who wasn't an all rounder, he was more the end of an era than the beginning.

this fight fucking sucked

OH NONONONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck you /pol/ may the Jewish bombs be true and may the Paleslime be cleared off of White soil. Jews are White and only Whites with balls.

>>150275911
why would he get a 10-8 when he did zero damage and threw nothing but chael sonnen rabbit punches?
10-8s are for dominance, not hugging

>Shit belt
kek

This fat nigger cormier can't keep caucasus dick out of his mouth

why is this russian guy wearing UAE flag

>>150275416
It's just the meta switching back. Wrestlefuckign was dominant until McGoober came in with his counter striking, then the game grew again and wrestlefucking is the dominant form. Someone will come out who strikes well and has great TD defense, and the game will evolve again

>>150275931
Why are there so many newfags in these threads? No, dude, there's a big size difference and they're both Muslims. That means they're gay friends who'd never fight each other.

no strikes thrown no subs attempted, WOW WHAT A FUCKING SPORT JOE

>>150275982
he trained with khabib and his team, he's never saying anything negative about them

fuckin Boomhauer ass

>>150275967
Heem yourself, Moishe.

>>150275892
kek

>>150275996
you dumb mofo khamzat literally told he'll go for double champ run and he wants pisslam fight

Based and Akhmat-sila-pilled

>>150275947
hard kek.

>>150275993
adesanya was already that guy. got beaten by another striker who has no wrestling defense but even better striking. these are the dark ages.

>>150276044
if pisslam wins the belt in november anyways

How do we fix MMA, bros?

>crowd is dead quiet
big L for the ufc

>>150275982
DC is a fuckin Russian asset at this point

>>150276005
basically took until round 3 for a forceful strike to even be thrown. absolutely pathetic fight

>>150276102
force all fighters to smoke cigarettes

>>150276102
Make wrestling limited to one minute per round

>>150275996
>>150276034
I forget the exact meta. But Belal is willing to fight Islam to get his belt back, and Khamzat is more than happy to take the WW from Islam.

That would be fucking insane though

>>150276102
Needs a different ruleset. The cage is pure fucking cancer at this point, too.

nobody with more than $100 in their bank account cares about this nigga, another division with a subhuman brainlet champ

Probably the most dominant championship fight I've ever seen. DDP wasn't in the fight for 98% of the rounds.

>>150276102
each fight is two randomly selected heem posters

>Kumshot not even celebrating
Almost like he knows its not deserved.

>>150276133
more, cap the points that wrestling can give you. It should still be a tactic, but you should be incentivized to get a finish not stall.

1 total take down point a round

no control time points

in a way it's kind of good that we shake away the nonsense. We're gonna have Khamzat flush the MW division for a few years now, easy wins over Costa, and Strickland

De Ridder, Fluffy and Noussardine might be a little more competitive, but that should be it.

>>150276085
>>150275993
Still have JDM bros, he could be the one to vanquish slimes

Pussy ass "warrior" this chimaev guy

Leave Khamzat to me.

>>150276102
Takedown illegals in first 2 minutes of each round.

We need the Jiu-Jitsu guys back. Prime Demian Maia or Jacare could have beat him.

Fluffy is natty he will get bullied and TKO'd with no resistance. Imavov has literally nothing to offer. DeReddit is going to get KO'd before he can even get Chimaev tired.

The division is finished. It's already cleaned out and Khamzat's only tests are at LHW and HW.

>>150275051
Since when is he liberal?

Honestly, fist bumping at the start of each round cost DuPlesis this fight. He needed to dead sprint at Chimaev and hit him with something crazy at the start of the later rounds. SAD! :/

>>150273861 (OP)
Stalling isn't besting your opponent.
Which is why wrestling penalizes stalling.
I want to see two fighters trying to win, not one fighter doing everything he can to not lose. This sets a precedent in which fighters can stall the whole match, go to the judges, and have them rule in your favor. The judges simply cannot reward stalling, otherwise, that's all we're going to get.