they can't keep getting away with it!

It astounds me this is actually part of the game/anime

>>715157661 (OP)
Gold Ship got to them

>tfw no giant uma wife belly to rub

>>715157661 (OP)

are carrots really that tasty?

>>715157661 (OP)
Keep eating haha

They can and they will.

>>715162924
Anon they literally printed money with Gold Ship merch and didn't even look back. Every episode just fuels the gacha addiction more. We're through the looking glass now-carrots, giggle physics, and all.

>>715157661 (OP)
This is cute
>>715165197
This is retarded
Why do deviantart autists always need to take shit to 11 and make it comcially retarded?

Is there any lewd mods?

>>715165931
they’re based on real life horses, anon.

>>715166018
But all those real life horses are male

>>715165931
Oi......

FAT FUCKS

>>715166203
Pregnant.
All me.

>>715166203
>0:45
VODKA BELLY SPOTTED

>>715166203
>official big belly models
pregnancy enjoyers are eating good

>>715157661 (OP)
Damn, Silence Suzuka is strong. First time I got an absolute perfect run with no loss.

>>715157661 (OP)
>UMAi
hoyl fuck...

>3 star ticket = rice shower
>SSR ticket = grass wonder
is my account bricked?

I asked for a horse, not a cow

take the air groove challenge, win a race while being the most stuck in the cuck box anybody has ever been
god she's pissing me off
three attempts at this career and she's yet to get a single win outside of her debut

>>715157661 (OP)
Is this gonna be okay? I don't understand anything in this game yet but speed look like the most important stat, right?

>>715165870
There's nothing cute about fat you retard.

>>715167509
for Bakushin you only need speed

>>715166297
Calm down vinny

i've become convinced that it's literally impossible for air groove to win a race in her first year

>>715167509
Don't fall for the speed meme on Bakushin. I specced into speed and ended career on like the 4th race.

>>715168903
Hmm she did lose a few races now that I look at her history, but this was my Air Groove. Played her as pace with solid gold skills and stats. Didn't give me much trouble

>>715169012
But i keep winning though

>>715157661 (OP)
OGURI CAP IS NOT FAT. Special Needs is a chonker though.

>>715157661 (OP)
Hot
>>715165197
Disgusting

>>715169284
Nice shoop, faggot.
I don't know how I lost that early, I just wanted to be hayai...

>>715167553
wrongo

>>715165197
hot
>>715157661 (OP)
hot

>>715166203
Oh fuck the gatcha has belly stuffing content? Can you make the horses overeat?

>>715169810
AHAHAHAHA! All in Speed is the way

>>715157661 (OP)
Reminder that Special Week saw the anime and died a week later.

>>715157661 (OP)
Pregfags :)

Fatfags >:(

>>715171438
Vorefags?

>>715171508
digested

>>715171508
Dropped as children

Cumflationfags however

>>715171925
Cumflation is nine times out of ten futashit

>>715167203
Hey same, going by the bare minimum every time, my power isn't even bad, feelsbadman

>>715172051
Which is based yeah

>>715169219
Pace or late? I just got her to 3stars, from the description it seems like late fits her skill better

>>715171508
I'm envious of all the actually good games they get involving the fetish as a mechanic

pregfags are fucking starving whilst vorefags are eating good

>>715172662
>I'm envious of all the actually good games they get involving the fetish as a mechanic
Fucking where?

>>715173564
If you mean just dedicated H-Game kind of stuff, there's SMVA and Vessel Tactics, both are genuinely pretty well made, even if the development of the latter is glacial.
There's a lot of RPGmaker slop too that I would hesitate to call great, but a good chunk of it is still well assembled enough to give a quick wank to if you can put up with them.
I figure pregfags just seem like they have it worse because of the hentai problem where the "pregnancy" tag usually means "lol, just one CG at the end of a rape scene"

>>715166203
why did Oguri cup stay the same

>>715169012
You didn't have enough speed

Mejiro Dober Factoids (1/2)

>In real life, all of Dober’s grade victories were in mare-limited races. So it was rumoured that she did not like colts.
>She also got scared by her little brother/cousin Mejiro Bright once in the 1998 Takarazuka Kinen.
>Her initial reaction toward the trainer is cold and harsh till the trainer bonds with her.
>This is based on historical facts. Dober’s first groom, Ryukichi Horiguchi, was about to retire when Dober was handed to him. He treated Dober very well and nicknamed her “Bell-chan”. Dober trusted and showed a lot of intimacy to Horiguchi. However, Horiguchi collapsed in January 1997, and died on February 19th.
>Dober was handed to new groom Ryuichi Anse. This sudden groom switch made Dober very nervous and was in a state of distrust. Because of this, she refused to listen to any command and went berserk in the 1997 Tulip-Sho, thus losing the race. Anse spent a lot of time improving this relationship.
>In her story, we are basically in the position of Anse.
>Mejiro Dober had a hard start to life.
>Her mum, Mejiro Beauty, had suddenly stopped foaling naturally after a miscarriage she had while carrying a Sunday Silence foal so she mated with Mejiro Ryan with the help of fertility drugs to birth Mejiro Dober.
>After Dober was weaned, she then broke her right hind leg and while the operation was successful, she had to stay tied up in her stable to heal even though she wanted to play. This may have contributed to the “living in seclusion” part of her personality.
>Despite all this, she still managed to become a racehorse.

>>715173564
https://hughoftheskies.itch.io/worldeater

>>715176462
Mejiro Dober Factoids (2/2)

>Mejiro Dober’s son, Mejiro Daibosatsu, is the only active sire with the Mejiro name. The Mejiro sire line is pretty much toast.
>Dober avenged two horses’s classic years by winning the Oaks:
>Her father, Mejiro Ryan, never won any of the classic races.
>Mejiro Bosatsu, Mejiro Dober’s great grandma who was trained by the father of Yokichi Okubo (Dober’s trainer). She came in second in the 1966 Oaks.
>In Uma Musume? She thinks she isn't cute due to her name.
>In reality? She is a very attractive mare. Even Special Week, who hated mating to the core, was enamoured with her.
>A decent amount of the Uma's in the game have mated with her beyond just Spe, including the likes of Agnes Tachyon, Rob Royce, El Condor Pasa and even Manhattan Café.
>IRL Mejiro Dober is known for being a good caretaker of little horses. She was called “kindergarten teacher” by farm staff.

LADS IT FINALLY HAPPENED
GIGANTIC RICE
ID:615940138825

No more free card scouts? Cygays

>>715157661 (OP)
>download and try out game yesterday
>"heh this is quite fun..."
>check steam
>32 hours already

>other thread got deleted
gay

>>715166203
these horse girls really love KFC. I guess that's the human part of them taking over

>>715171314
Special Chudweek absolutely hate how he got potrayed as being chummy with Grass Wonder.

>>715176549
Horselore anon, I need Super Creek facts.

>>715176676
Honestly it yuri baiting him with Silence Suzuka might've offended him even more. Suzuka was a chestnut honse.

https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1943259707277480273
have YOU donated, bros?

>>715176710
Super Creek Factoids

>Name origin: Super Creek was actually born with a defect: his left foreleg turned outward. Nobody bought him in auctions so the owner of the farm that bred him asked his friend to buy him. The reasoning behind the name: “He’s a small creek now but I hope he becomes a big river in the future”.
>In-Game Motherly personality comes from how the horse ‘nurtured’ Yutaka Take towards his first GI win (and the record for youngest jockey to win a GI, at 19 years old). Super Creek facilitated his growth into a genius jockey.
>Take said: “This is the first horse I fell in love with, and I won’t give him to anyone.” He even talked to the horse with baby talk, like how a parent talks to a child.
>He was also nicknamed “Take Yutaka’s wife” at the time.
>Super Creek was also a very calm horse, one of the calmest stallions that his breeding farm’s owner had ever seen.
>Super Creek was more of a heel character during his time. When he beat Oguri Cap in 1989 Fall Tenno, Take received a lot of harassment letters from haters. So for a period of time, Take hated Oguri Cap a lot.
>He won’t eat carrots unless they're sliced in equal pieces.
>If other horses try to pick a fight with him, he'd fight back without hesitation.
>Usually it’s always the jockey who picks and chooses the horse they are going to ride. But when Take Yutaka visited Ito training stable before the 1988 Kikka-Sho to pick his partner, Super Creek bit Take’s sleeves and didn't let him go, like the horse was picking Take to jockey him. This is why Super Creek is the one to choose you as trainer and not the other way around.

>>715157661 (OP)
>swipe around the home screen
>fat ass uma gut walking past
kino

King halo is so fucking cute bros. She’s almost stealing my heart from McQueen.

>>715176872
Super Cute

Legacy World Factoids

>Introduced in season 2 as 'Relic Earth' due to the Oji-San's not giving permission for the real horse.
>Legacy World was a Japanese Thoroughbred racehorse best known for winning the 1993 Japan Cup.
>He failed to win in five starts as a juvenile, which was put down to his bad temperament.
>Despite the fact that it'd curb any hope of a sire-line, his team made the difficult decision to take away his cock and ball privileges.
>Legacy World was gelded before the start of his second season.
>Kinda worked out though. (I doubt he'd agree if you asked.)
>In 1992 he won six races including the Grade II St Lite Kinen, finished fourth in the Japan Cup and ran second in the Arima Kinen. In the following year he was lightly raced and made only two appearances before defeating a top-class international field in the Japan Cup at Tokyo Racecourse.
>Legacy World was invited to compete in the Arima Kinen over 2500 metres at Nakayama on 27 December and finished second of the sixteen runners behind the five-year-old Mejiro Palmer with Nice Nature in third.
>Went on to defeat Rice Shower at the Grade II St Lite Kinen.
>Legacy World was again invited to run in the Arima Kinen, but finished fifth of fourteen behind Tokai Teio on 26 December.
>Never quite recovered from this loss, taking an injury for his troubles. When he returned, he had middling results to his sixth year before retiring.
>His siblings include Sirius Symboli and Mejiro Ramonu

>>715177156
my favourite thing about King Halo is how she never uses her unique skill! so cool!!

Nippo Teio Factoids

>Yet to be officially introduced to the game out-with CinGray due to the lack of permission from the oji-san's who own his license
>Called "Akitsu Teio" to be legally distinct in their CinGray appearance
>"The King of the Mile". They were very dominant in mile races and showed impressive gusto.
>In the Emperor's Prize (Autumn), he landed a long-awaited GI title with a landslide victory by 5 lengths. A truly kingly act befitting their name.
>At the Takarazuka Kinen, there was a match against Tamamo Cross that gained incredible amounts of fan attention. Speculation arose on whether the Nippo's veteran power or Tamamo's ferocity would come out on top.
>In the fan vote, Tamamo Cross was 1st and Nippo Teio was 2nd, but the single win odds were that Nippo Teio was 1st favourite and Tamamo Cross was 2nd favourite.
>However, he lost the lead to Tamamo Cross 200 meters ahead of the goal on the straight track, losing by two lengths and a half and finishing second.
>He retired from this race for the last time, and a retirement ceremony was held at the Tokyo Racecourse on October 9, 1988.
>Entered into a comfortable retirement and began work breeding mares.
>Had several hundred children that were able to achieve varying levels of success.
>None of them, however, would equal the wide-spread popularity and love obtained by their daughter.
>Haru Urara, The Hero of Loser's Everywhere.

>>715177267
Check it out this witless trainer

>>715157661 (OP)
imagine the big fat shit they have to take after eating all that

>>715157661 (OP)
Bigger
Fuller
More
Fill them up until they blow

>>715177558
yeah you're right 550 wit isn't enough

>>715176872
>>In-Game Motherly personality comes from how the horse ‘nurtured’ Yutaka Take towards his first GI win (and the record for youngest jockey to win a GI, at 19 years old). Super Creek facilitated his growth into a genius jockey.
>>Take said: “This is the first horse I fell in love with, and I won’t give him to anyone.” He even talked to the horse with baby talk, like how a parent talks to a child.
>>He was also nicknamed “Take Yutaka’s wife” at the time.
dear god

>>715176825
>all the weaboos will now send a 40$ grass to the irl horses
Damn they gonna eat good
>>715176872
Holy mommy

>>715176825
Based.

>>715157661 (OP)
Wish i could rub their bellies

>>715177817
>>715177928
Uma musume causing a domino effect and making fans learn about horse lore and fall in love with their irl counterparts really shows that this gacha game is having a bigger cultural impact than any other mobile game that came out in the last decade

I finished my first career as Oguri Cap by losing to Super Creek. What should I prioritize training next time? Great game tbdesu.

>>715176872
the real goo goo babies player

Maruzensky Factoids (1/2)

>He was named before he was born. If the foal turned out to be a filly, she would have been called “Miss Maruzen.”
>Her first skill animation is a reference to his nickname back in his time,“Super Car”. At the time, super cars were just starting to be manufactured and the Lamborghini Miura was the first car produced during 1966-1973. His dominance and the fact that his jockey’s racing silk has very similar colours to the Miura were the reasons he attained the nickname.
>He also had another nickname: Black Ship (referencing the black ships that came from the United States to Japan in the 1800s. Maruzensky was brought over from the US. This nickname was both a show of the intimidation Maruzensky's prowess brought, and an insult regarding their origin.)
>In the game, there are two events that mirror his racing life:
>In the Spring Stakes, there will only be five racers. During that time, nobody wanted to race against Maruzensky (due to fear) so most owners withdrew their horses from the race.
>She will always start at the outermost gate if she races in the Derby, which is very disadvantageous for Maruzensky’s escapist strategy. As Maruzensky was a foreign born horse (more like a brought-in horse) and there were restrictions on certain races during that time, nobody would allow him to run in the classic races despite his record.
>His jockey, Wataru Nakano, was very depressed, saying, “It’s okay to place him in the outermost gate. He won’t be in the way of anyone. We don’t need the prize money either, we just want to exhibit his strength. So please let Maruzensky run in the Derby.”
>His pleas would go unanswered.
>However Maruzensky's descendants Special Week and Sakura Chiyono O won the Derby in his stead.

It's so fucking over

>Usually it’s always the jockey who picks and chooses the horse they are going to ride. But when Take Yutaka visited Ito training stable before the 1988 Kikka-Sho to pick his partner, Super Creek bit Take’s sleeves and didn't let him go, like the horse was picking Take to jockey him. This is why Super Creek is the one to choose you as trainer and not the other way around.

>>715178365

(2/2)

>About his owner:
>He travelled to America after a vacancy opened up in a Thoroughbred Association’s study tour and participated in the Keeneland sales, where Shill was on sale and pregnant with Maruzensky. Hashimoto decided to bid for her and eventually won the bid against a French trainer at the price of $300,000.
>A magazine after he bought Shill: “Mr. Hashimoto, a famous Japanese cattle dealer, has bought an incredibly expensive horse. Apparently, he has gone crazy.”
>Shill later gave birth to Maruzensky in Japan, where his pedigree was so stacked, it was very strange to see him in Japanese horse racing at the time.
>In-Game? She is technically a gyaru but her phrases and mannerisms are super outdated. Phrases like “チョーベリグー” used to be trendy and modern in the 1970s but she doesn’t seem to want to give them up. Gets pouty if you say she’s more like an old lady instead of a big sister.
>Also, the things she loves are considered very old fashioned - only aunties and grandmas would love them now.
>She is the oldest racehorse to be adapted into the game so far (not the oldest horse, that goes to one of the three goddesses).
>Currently has the most descendants in the game. With the addition of Special Week’s daughters, Maruzensky currently has the longest generational span in Uma Musume.
>His son Sakura Chiyono O,
>His grandsons Special Week, Mejiro Bright, Winning Ticket and Rice Shower,
>His great-granddaughters Cesario and Buena Vista,
>His great-great-granddaughter Curren Chan,
>And his great-great-great-granddaughter Daring Tact.

>>715178389
I'm not that gullible

>>715176565
holy kino what is this from

I want Bourbon factoids while she tanks another career run

>>715178365
FUCK JAPS

>>715178683
Mihono Bourbon Factoids

>Mihono Bourbon’s pedigree suggests a short/mile/speed aptitude but his trainer, Toyama Tameo, wanted to lengthen his distance range and started doing hardcore Sparta training on him.
>In contrast to regular horses, who would probably not be able to handle more than one slope training session a day, Mihono Bourbon managed to handle four of them a day with ease (and even five at one point), making people wonder if he was actually a real horse.
>Despite all the controversial Sparta training he was put through, he was obedient and complied with all this.
>Nicknames?
>Cyborg: People speculated that Mihono Bourbon was not a real horse because of how hard his training was and because of his very bulky body, which influences horse girl Mihono Bourbon’s personality.
>Incline Prodigy: Because of how many slope training sessions he had a day, he managed to do very well on racecourses with hills. This is her Uma Musume nickname.
>Precise Machinery: He is able to run at about the same pace from start to finish.
>The Winds of Sparta: His JRA catchphrase.
>The Chestnut Super Express: Because of his chestnut coloured hair.
>After his training, he always eats a lot of grass.
>After retiring, Mihono Bourbon became very lazy (probably due to the Spartan training he received before). He likes to lay on his slide and will slide his top half under the stable fence to avoid being forced to go on walks.
>He was actually very lazy to begin with before he became a racehorse. He doesn’t like to move or interact with other horses at all.
>Mihono Bourbon enjoys the cool air from a blowing fan. The fan that used to make his life comfortable is still preserved in the stable that used to house him, and was one of the items being exhibited in the “Mihono Bourbon Memorial Room”.

>good stamina recovery skills are locked behind ssr supports
I'm starting to think p2w game design might be a bad thing

>>715176825
>gets to eat gourmet food probably until she passes from old age which is relatively soonish
Isn’t that nice

Can you unlock the winter uniform or the tracksuit for the homescreen characters?

>>715179245
Don't need to pay if you get good rolls

>>715170156
It's crazy how every version of Pikachu after this one was like half the size

>>715179245
Free Special Week's golden recovery is just as good as Super Creek's but only limited to pace chaser. Now basically all of my medium to long umas are pace chasers.

>>715179524
She might live for a while yet. Her papa Nippo Teio lived to the astonishing age of 33. Good genes.

I WANT TO ROLL FOR KITASAN ALREADY

>>715176872
ouch didnt expect the cingray spoiler

>>715180048
Spoiled on events that happened in 1989... Only in Uma Musume.

>>715176583
uma delicia indeed

>>715179136
Factoid anon can I get fun facts for Mayano Top Gun?

>>715178104
>really shows that this gacha game is having a bigger cultural impact
Meanwhile BA is normalizing uoooooh posting.

>>715176825
URARA IS A FATTY FAT FAT WHO NEEDS TO BURN OFF RYEGRASS CALORIES

first girl I've gotten to over 320k fans with, I've become endeared to her autism

Me in the middle

>>715180467
Mayano Top Gun Factoids

>How Uma Musume depicts Mayano Top Gun is very faithful to the personality of the real horse. The horse is quite moody, childish, and would refuse to do anything he absolutely doesn’t like.
>This unfortunately, contributed to his inconsistent performances in races.
>His groom and stable workers called him by the nickname “Gun-chan”.
>He had a late debut due to developing osteoid osteoma, and could only run on dirt at first because it was less stressful (that’s why she gets many free turns in her scenario before the first goal race, Kikka-Sho).
>Her habit of throwing kisses up towards her fans is something his jockey did IRL.
>Since Gun-Chan decides how to run a race by his mood, Tabara always improvised his tactic when jockeying Gun-Chan in a race.
>Gun-Chan had won races with all four different running styles. (Rare.)
>Nicknamed “Kaleidoscopic Ace” because of this.
>Gun-Chan loves to rub his head against grooms’ bodies. It is cute and annoying at the same time. He likes humans quite a bit.
>Not as big on other horses though.
>Gun-Chan hates mating a lot. Not because he hates the act of mating, but because he is very picky of his mating partners. He became a lot happier after retiring from stallion duty.
>Gun-Chan also hates vets. He would run away if he spotted a vet from afar, and it would take a lot of time for the grooms to catch him.
>He eats the things he likes first, leaves the things he doesn't like to the last.

>>715180698
I'm also retarded and forgot the pic

Holy fuck, finally beat that retarded Ex stage with the GOAT Daiwa Scarlet

>>715176825
pls help other horse too ;-;
Urara already retired to a good life, please help other horse

>>715165870
Some people find fantastical excess arousing. Ever see how big the average dick is in porn?

>join club with 25+ members
>nobody is requesting shoes
>every club I join is like this
I'm going to have to use discord for this, aren't I?

So are there /v/ clubs or is everyone scrambling to leech on whale clubs with op legacies
Rice Shower just unlocked clubs for me

>>715181157
You want active clubs for shoes.
Then you go on Discord and add people with OP legacies.

My eyes glaze over when looking at like 90% of the horses. They're just so samey.
Only a few like Rice Shower really stand out.

What do I do with mediocre and failed veteran horsegirls? Trash them?

>>715180879
kinda hard to do that without any available way to donate to the other retirement farms

>>715180754
No that's a Madness grunt

kind of fucking annoying that my most reliable medium for legend races (Gold Ship) refuses to do good unless I watch her race

>>715181412
It's not called Glue Musume for nothing

>>715181474
Just watch it nigger

>>715181034
Yeah you're fucked. I joined a random free to join club pretty early and now they've added a discord link in the description and is approval only.

>>715181354
horseist

I have two debut race losses and both were with Sc*rlet

>>715181412
Sending them to the glue factory is a brick.
There will be events where you can auction them for more rewards or upgrade their sparks so keep as many as you can for now.

>>715181354
They have a lot of smart LORE added to their designs (especially racing outfits) so while some might look a bit simple at first glance, context gives it a second dimension.

>>715181874
Maybe, but colors and shapes are really the first things you look for in a design by the very nature of the human brain. Cool lore and accessories are fine but it's hard to force yourself to care in the first place.

>El Condor Pasa gets 1st every time I click "View Results"
>gets boxed in every time I watch the race

>>715181787
Scarlet is probably one of the harder careers since they make you run mediums and then drop a long that you need to place #1 in at the end of the career.

>>715181474
Well, he is an entertainer

Who are the american horses in this game? I want to beat out the weak and puny Japanese horses.

>>715182364
El Pasa Condor, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder

>>715182364

>>715180754
wrong, Vodka's tits are in no world that bigger

I want the tallest horse girl

>>715182364
Canonically I know it's Condor, Taiki and Grass, but Hishi Amazon and Agnes Digital were also born in the US IRL but I'm not sure if it's the same in game

>>715182364

>>715182594
They gonna add 2 burger horses in cingray anime season 2 along with a frenchie and an italian one. So even the game might get em.

>>715182579

>>715157661 (OP)
Am I allowed to play the game now or should I keep rolling?
I used all my starter account currency, should I reroll and try to cap it at about 20 instead of all 60?

Is the anime worth a watch?

>>715182838
Pretty sure those all use pseudonyms based on real horses, so they probably aren't gonna be playable if they ever get in the game. It'd be pretty wild if the international racing associations banded together for it though

>Started playing recently
>Rerolled for the two SSR cards people told me to get
>At 8k Carats
>Realize Kitasan Black is coming out in less than a week
>Won't get 30k carats in time without spending money on it
>Already lost all interest

>>715178565
Black Adam

>>715183230
there's only one thing to do

reroll

>>715183213
Considering the kentucky derby did a collab its not so out of touch. Also they print money, so...

>>715183105
No lol
You need either Super Creek and/or Fine Motion, ideally both because you're definitely doomed to be a Kitasan borrowfag

>>715182838
They don't add their legally distinct renamed horses unfortunately, we never got Broye after all. And even the actual Montjeu, who they did end up getting the rights for, never actually got made playable.

>>715182137
Make her a front runner to avoid being boxed in, as long as you have enough speed you'll win since strategy ability only affects wit (i.e. skill activation chance and debuffs like rushed)

>>715183207
Sports anime unironically doesn't get better than it.

>>715183337
I already rerolled, took me 2 hours to get two copies of Creek and the other one I forgot about
But I won't make it in time for Kitasan Black so what's the point? lol
Fun game though

>>715183665
Just reroll for kita

>>715171438
>Pregfags
Think about that word for a second.

>>715183665
Just reroll for MLB Kitasan when the banner shows up.

>Never rerolled
>Not gonna bother with Kitasan
>Having FUN

>>715183478
she won the URA finals as pace, its fine

>>715183745
based SOUL chad

>>715183736
prefixfag ≠ faggot

>Daiwa Scarlet's favourite food is banana's.
>Her owners would keep extra banana's on hand to treat her with when she did well in races.

>>715180754
hank
Hank
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

how do I get swinging maestro after kitasan drops?

>>715184010
retard. you're supposed to borrow a friend's super cree- oh wait...

>>715183879
funny that you mention bananas
One of Biwa Hayahide secrets is that she can eat a banana in five seconds. Once again, horses prove their mightiness.

>>715183745
Same, except I'm probably gonna throw at least a few 10-pulls at the Kitasan banner because it's not like there's much else I want to roll for right now
With any luck I'll get the last gold Sweep Tosho card I need to fully uncap her

>>715184010
no more swinging maestro, only gourmand from special sneed (pace chaser only)

>there are reddit screenshots going around Japan similar to how we have Warhammer 2ch screenshots

this shit is barely a fucking video game and i cant believe how popular it is holy fuck

>>715184324
okay

>>715184324
but have you considered horse

>>715184225
do they lurk these threads?

>>715183745
>Never rerolled
>spend the release day just learning the game
>got Fine motion the day after anyway with earned carats

How do you get everyone into horses after MLP?
Simple, make it anime. GENIUS

Damn, I'm actually having trouble clearing Mayonnaise Top Glue career

>>715178180
Goldshi

>>715182838
Anon, the game is about japanese horse racing, they are not gonna add a horse that did 1 or 2 races there.
Take Montjeu for example, she's in the game as an NPC, she'll never be playable.
Now open wide.

>>715184484
Just like we look at 5ch and 2ch, they look at us. There used to be blogs that would translate entire threads after happenings. A lot of them also use 4chan as English practice (thinking of one specific guy who uses /a/ and would upload videos of himself to youtube).

He once had to decipher "I want to Yunyun Yunyun's Yunyuns"

>>715184653
try experimenting with different running strategies. i feel like front runner and pace chaser are better for the later career races because they use so much stamina

>>715181034
just type "request shoes pls"

>>715183207
Season 1 is okay-ish but plays safe.
S2 is great
S3 is so-so if you like the characters then its great
Cinderella grey is amazing, here is when the raked in gacha money kicked in.

>>715184741
Yeah front runner is 100% bait
I tried it the first time and she got obliterated in every race
It was better later on when I had skills, but I found it better to swap her between positions based on race length
She still fell a bit short at the end, but I think it was mostly my mistake with the cards setup

>>715184707
They're perfect for boss race events for materials

>>715183547
I doubt it can top Girls Und Panzer

>>715184741
front runner early is ez auto wins
pace middle is usually ez auto wins
Late career you get fucked on both unless you have good sparks and cards

>>715183105
Just borrow fine motion or super creek from friends and make do with what you have, you'll get the SSRs eventually, the pool isn't that big right now

Front Runner is only good for sprint
Mile = Pace
Medium or above = Late or End

>>715184927
yeah i've even had success with using End Closer early on in her career. picrel

>>715167509
Speed > Wits up to 300 > Stamina = Power > Guts is garbage
Note that having 1200 speed is pointless if the race is long enough to totally deplete your stamina, and Bakushin as a sprinter gets to use this.
Less than 300 wits is miserable.

>>715184324
Uma musume is fucking huge in Japan

>>715185209
>Wits up to 300
ngmi

>>715166203
do horses eat to the extent that their guts become comically bloated in real life or something

>>715184240
kek

>>715185394
Yes

who the fuck names their kid Matikanefukukitaru

>>715185592
The names are all divinely inspired (almost like the IRL horses were isekai'd to umamusume world)

>>715185592
Look up what celebrities name their kids and weep

>>715185592
This is my favorite horse name
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo
Pronounced "potatoes"

>>715185592
>mighty cunny
Based
>fuck u kitaru
He knows what he did

>>715185389
It's a bare minimum. I always get at least 500.

>>715185875
I like Horsey McHorseface.
He's my favorite Australian.

>>715184927
Front works but she needs a lot of stamina especially for the couple of long tracks she needs to run mid career.

>>715184653

>>715184225
>No instant gratification
>Give up immediately and cry
Yep it's a redditoid alright.

>>715176872
>He won’t eat carrots unless they're sliced in equal pieces.
lol like how a mother cuts up food for her kids

>>715167509
>>715169012
>>715185209
As long as you have lots of speed, it doesn't really matter if the race is a mile, my Bakushin for reference; granted you train wits so you can safely activate your skills.

Is it even possible to win Arima Kinen with Haru Urara?

>>715185992
>legendary diva
how get

>>715186105
Some nips have done it

>>715186105
Yeah, there's a special event for it. Though Global will struggle to do it for a while yet.

>>715185592
Horse owners. Fukukitaru means fortune comes. Machikane is a crown name to denote the owner. Mt. Machikane was the location of the uni he graduated from. Becomes a chi becomes ti in a different romanization system because there's an international 18 character limit for horse names.

>>715186105
I wouldn't be surprised with enough sparks and shit

>>715183354
>>715185096
Actually, I just rerolled and got both so NOW I'm gonna start playing the game.

>>715186005
Mayafag, I kneel. At this point I won't attempt her until I have good legacies.

>>715186310
"but good legacies are cheating!"
-mayafag

>>715184653
I've cleared hers a couple times as both pace chaser and front runner depending on what skills I could learn. Went even on speed and stamina with ~400 wits and it worked pretty decently.

>>715186209

Anons Daiwa Scarlet's won the ticket raffle for the spa resort but I'm not sure how to use the ticket

>>715186209
i think it's 8 g1 wins and the legend status? don't fully recall.

>>715186005
>punches a wall for the 33th time
>"surely it will break next time!"

>>715186542
You win

Racist Special Week, faggorse Grass Wonder and giga incel Tamamo Cross are the funniest things ive heard in a while, thanks Factoid Anon.

>>715186542
Win the URA Finals
Good luck

>>715186307
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Anyone know if the Kitasan banner will have a daily free pull on it? I'm calculating carrots I need for 200 pulls because I'm not sure I can get to 30k but if there is a free daily pull and I have a mystery 6 dollars and change in my google play account for some reason, I can buy the starter pack with 600 carats and buy the daily 50 paid pull to get 12 pulls at the third of the cost as normal.

>>715186618
Always happy to share.

What are some good umas that have relatively easy careers to make some good legacies with?

>>715186657
free pulls are done m8

>Cygames makes fat horses
>but when I draw a fat horse I get reported and my pixiv gets banned

I tried playing this but it all just felt very boring and senseless, just pressing the right buttons during training? and that's it?

was I not supposed to skip through the retirement home-tier 'dialogue' or something

>>715186847
g4y

do not open

>>715186534
I was just looking for people who managed to win without good legacies, I'm sure they didn't make this career impossible kek
>>715186587
I tried different strats, stat spreads, you name it. Probably acupuncturist would've won me a run had it activated, but now I will either borrow or breed horses before I attempt it again. On the upside I built so many Maya and some of them have good sparks, and this will speed up the process

>>715186105
Borrow a 9* turf/long sparks somehow. There's probably a gigautist whale slaving away to grind that daily.

>>715186972
Is that what happens if you take off an uma's shoe?

>>715183745
I never rerolled as well but I think my cards are okay

It must suck a lot for the people who played Umamusume JP. Now they have to deal with all these fake non-human statistic fillers invading their game and their wrong-version with all inaccurate translations.

>>715186972
is that toe nail polish or is that what it looks like when you remove a horses hoof?

>>715187124
The question is who the fuck cares about them?

>>715157661 (OP)
Is this the game?
I have a pregnancy and inflation fetish.

>>715187206
That's blood

Mare Caretaker~! Another of your most scandalous hussies, please!

What to green abilities do? Do they apply flat modifiers like moods? Not that I get what the mood modifiers actually multiply

>>715187241
they are horses

>>715186870
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?pli=1&tab=t.0#heading=h.fgy5q162l0r4

You need a PHD to understand the game first.

>>715187307
Why are they human then?

I keep falling behind in stamina and power, how do you guys do it? I even have super Creek and shite

>>715187076
Yes

>>715187265
so the latter

>>715186604
>You win
>>715186648
>Win the URA Finals
>Good luck
Thanks, I'm going to need it

>>715187270
tachyon, people have been posting pictures of mayano top gun for hours already. are you not satisfied?

>>715187346
I went all in on Speed and Stamina and ran her as a front runner, didn't even touch power. Worked out fine. Try that.

>>715187331
I wish someone told me this before I wasted my day trying to learn it

>>715187346
Those predictions means shit all. The actual stats you need depend on the race length and your chosen strategy

>>715186307
>no SR Sweep Tosho
Bricked.

Fellas why are horses so retarded?

as someone who has never played a gacha before, I am stunned at how expensive the paid currency is

THREE DOLLARS for ONE ROLL? are you psychotic?

I assumed it would be like, 50 cents for a roll. there's no way people actually buy these, right? even if you have disposable income, you could do ANYTHING more fun and rewarding with it.

>>715187346
i've straight up just started slotting 2 stamina cards at minimum, the stat is fucking awful to try and raise without doing at least that

Why do they all have such retarded names?

>>715169810
Did you set her to front runner? That's where you set her for max speed. Works on Haru Urara too.

Can I get horsefacts on Tamamo cross?

>>715187408
t-b-h trying to learn by yoursel is still fun, the technical stuff does clear up some misunderstandings about some stats and stuff, but you're going to get bored if you actually try to read all that.

If you want something quicker to understand more digestable, I recommend channels like:
https://www.youtube.com/@VictoriaFrontier
https://www.youtube.com/@Rednu/videos

>>715187478
the only two thoughts in their head are running and eating

>>715187340
they umamuesume, not people.

get OCD therapy

>>715187398
>Mayano
>Scandalous

Mare Caretaker, that is practically a pure honse. What I require is something more... Elaborate... Like the pure white of a portrait that has been forever tainted by a droplet of ink upon it's surface, a piece of cellulose now covered in C14H26N2O4S. Now chop chop. Give me something ludicrous, or need I once again satiate myself on the vintage that is Mejiro Dober?

>>715187574
Easy to remember/recognition factor
By law, horses can't share the same name

>>715187574
Names have to be registered and unique so it's easier to track pedigrees which is serious business if you're trying to buy a foal that can win you a couple races.

>>715187574
they're based on real horses so they share the sames names as their IRL counterparts

>>715187574
You can't repeat race horse names
They are part of the horses copyright and brand

checkem

>>715187673
gold ship is actually very intelligent for a horse, he's just a brat

>>715187478
They're bred for speed and speed only
If you want someone with a few brain cells, a draft or quarterbred would be better

>>715187868
How do those differ from regular race horses?

>>715187405
>>715187410
>>715187517
I didn't use a cleat and just keep winning. Should I even bother reading the predictions then? Do you guys not do it?

>>715187517
Thanks, gonna try that. The only decent stamina card I have besides super creek is the free mcqueen, guess she'll be a staple from now on. What's another good Stamina card besides Creek?

>>715187837
Yeah, iirc while the average horse is compared to a four-five year old in terms of intelligence, Goldship was usually compared to a 6 or even 7 year old, as he understood what cameras are and purposefully acted like a funny retard to get people's attention.

>>715187967
No, the predictions are 100% useless

>>715187504
theres a reason these games are targetted towards whales

>>715185394
They're herbivores which have big round guts for digesting tough vegetation + need to eat grass all day just to meet their daily caloric requirements. Race horses dump a shit load of energy into races so these dietary needs go double for them and they get fed a ton of calories to compensate.

i did it
what now

>>715186760
Do you have any cool horse facts for Taiki Shuttle?

>>715176549
>>715176462
wait a second, this is a rerun!

>>715186870
It's just autistic Princess Maker, because cygames are goofy and love making all their fucking games esoteric because they think it's funny or good design or something. Part of the reason why they're stuck in gacha hell instead of making real games. The game makes way more sense when you have the datamined ability strength instead of having to figure out soft caps for stats and what "slightly increase" actually means. This information should be in the game but if you've played Granblue Fantasy this is just how cygames does things, they have the boomer jap mentality that not giving the end user valuable information is actually good design.

>>715187967
It make sense that way because Tazuna is shit at her job.

>>715186307
>0 speed SSR
try again

>>715187739
>>715187756
>>715187769
>>715187778
Ok then, fine.
Now the better question is why the fuck do people care about horse racing so much?

>Opened thread thinking it would be pudgy bellies
>It's just another shit ass horse gacha general
I hate you fags

>>715188183
Eugenics

>>715187683
They're not real horses either. Get retardation cure surgery.

>>715187645
Tamamo Cross, The White Lightning of Incel Rage. (1/2)

>Had a lot of tragedy in his early life: his farm was dirt poor (went bankrupt before Tamamo Cross became successful) and he eventually was taken away from it, his mum died, and he was very skittish and meek.
>His relatively successful little sister - Miyama Poppy, also went missing after retirement.
>Micro-Penis. His team decided to make this public for some reason but yeah.
>All of these factors turned him psychotic.
>He had a habit of biting and never got over it, so a warning sign was posted in red letters in front of the sign saying "Do not go near him."
>Other horses avoid him because he seems like 'trouble'.
>Bit the ass of Tikkanen (1994 BC Turf winner), an introduced stallion in his retirement farm.
>Had a quarrel with almost every horse beside him in the retirement stable, most notably Mejiro Bright, Paradise Creek, and Tikkanen. He would chase those horses angrily (with ears folding back) in the paddocks.
>Mejiro Bright would fight back ferociously, it got to the point that the staff were like 'fuck it, just let them fight.'
>In one incident, when Mejiro Bright passed by on the right side of his paddock, Tamamo attempted to threaten him. Bright was remarkably unfazed.
>Taiki Shuttle of Seiun Sky cucking fame tried to pick a fight with him, but was beaten in seconds.

>>715188223
New friens deserve to enjoy the old posts too.

>>715188230
>Princess Maker mention followed by long rant
You sure like stalking these threads lmao

I find it strange that Guts is bad cause it trains a lot of stats
Heard they're gonna rework it as well later on, what will they change?

>>715188363
Gachatards really should be swept onto their own sludgepile board.
Fucking pathetic that they care about this garbage.

>>715188358
1)gambling
2)mafia makes money on it

>>715188358
because it's hype. horse racing is part of human culture.

>>715188358
Gambling on horse races is one of the oldest forms of entertainment.

>>715188487

(2/2)

>Think Special Week was mean to mares?
>Tamamo Cross kicked and killed a mating partner in one mating attempt.
>Wasn't fond of human women either.
>Tamamo has been found to have grabbed women's clothes and dragged them away, or torn them up and torn them into pieces.
>"Tamamo Cross had a vain personality that did not trust people or words."
>He really tried to kill adults, including his main rider during his active years, Katsumi Minai.
>For unknown reasons, it is said that the person Tamamo Cross wanted to kill the most was a tourist wearing a parka.
>The pastures of Tamamo and Taiki were right next to each other, so the road between the two pastures was nicknamed the "Road of Death."
>In one anecdote, there was a man who boasted, "I've stroked the head of Tamamo Cross before," and the person in charge laughed and said, " Seeing as your fingers were all intact, that couldn't have been Tamamo Cross ."

when can I get twin turbo

>>715187241
It mainly attracted stuffingfags due to the canon stuffing, but there's some preg and inflation since they're adjacent belly expansion fetishes. Especially preg since some of the horse girls (Daiwa) became IRL broodmares who pushed out a ton of foals, so artists like to portray her as the canonical slut she is.

>>715188363
we are more refined nigga
why gulp all of it in one go when you can savor it?

>>715187967
Prediction isn't bad early game because the stat spread is so low that it can at least tell you where you should probably spend some time in the next training cycle. By the time you're halfway through career though it's pretty useless because the grading is on baseline numbers that would probably be very hard to win with if you managed single circles in everything. You don't need the amount of Wit it advises at endgame, or Guts, or Stamina(usually).

>>715188183
you beat the game!

>>715187956
Stockier build and better suited to working. Quarterbreds are smaller thoroughbreds and can race, but they're still usable for being work horses. Race horses go fast but get health problems because they bred to go hard.
>>715188358
Ancient sport for thousands of years. People have gambled on horses for thousands of years.

>>715188358
5000 years ago
>Hey I bet you your chicken that that black horse is faster than that brown horse
>You're full of shit dude
And now we have humanized horses to digitally gamble with

>>715188195
Taiki Shuttle (Yeehaw) Factoids (1/2)

>He is hyperactive and easily distracted. He is also afraid of being left out or being alone. These personalities are reflected on his horse girl counterpart too.
>Before racing in the Prix Jacques Le Marois, he kicked his farrier and caused him to sustain three rib fractures.
>Always went on a rampage when he is about to take an injection from vets due to a fear of needles.
>No doubt the strongest miler in Keiba history:
>He made the JRA record of winning eight heavy prize races straight - tied with TM Opera O.
>Taiki Shuttle is the first short distance horse to win JRA horse of the year.
>Taiki Shuttle is the first short distance horse and the first foreign born horse to become a JRA Hall of Fame horse.
>Managed to become French horse of the year. He won in the senior horse category.

>>715188363
>how dare people talk about video games on my porn board?!?

>>715188230
I want them to make a single player Umamusume spinoff game where it's a cross country race ala Steel Ball Run

>>715188183
If you didn't get a blue 3 spark, do it again

Struggling to get a win with mihono but have gotten wins with others, I did try looking up strats but I just got Jeet articles that didn’t help, can anyone give me some pointers?

>>715188840
Generals are against the rules
sfw fetish threads are board culture
kys

>>715188487
>>715188582
does his uma counterpart have violent tendencies, too?

Took me 3 cleats but yay I did it. Second URA win.

>>715188535
no

>>715188898
That's too outside of the scope of the franchise, but I could see an anime episode like that.

I got a gold ship with 600+ stamina, but still got swing maestro, is that the right move?

>>715188782
Taiki Shuttle (2/2)

>After Norihiro Yokoyama jockeyed Taiki Shuttle (because Shuttle’s usual jockey Yukio Okabe had to jockey Shinko King due to latter horse’s temper issues) and won the 1997 Mile Championship, he complained to Okabe: “It’s so unfair Okabe-san, how can you possess this horse? With a horse as strong as this, you can win as many races as you want”. Okabe tossed it back and said: “Nah, if it’s you jockeying the horse from the start, he isn’t going to become this strong.”
>Originally, Taiki Shuttle wasn’t going to run in the 1998 Sprinters Stakes, but JRA wanted him to run the race and win, to have a glorious retirement on the same day.
>Taiki Shuttle showed a rare rebellious attitude before running the race, oddly enough.
>He eventually lost the race, and the title was taken by Meiner Love. It was the first GI title obtained by the Meiner Clan.
>However, JRA already made the video for Taiki Shuttle’s retirement, which showed that Taiki won the 1998 Sprinters Stakes. They never thought he could lose, so it was already too late to make the change.
>So at Taiki Shuttle’s retirement ceremony - the big TV screen shows Taiki Shuttle has a race title he didn’t win in front of tens of thousands of audiences.
>Became stable-mates and the lackey of Boss Horse Meisho Doto in retirement.
>Infamously became part of an NTR scandal during his breeding horse period
>Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower are a well known 'couple' in the horse world, their romance legendary to the point that they were buried together
>Taiki however intruded on this beautiful romance by breeding Nishino in the middle of it.
>He also bred her mother.
>And Seiun's daughter with her.
>Yeehaw.
>(Agnes Tachyon slipped in to enjoy Nishino during this too, a classic Tachyon move)
>Taiki Is remembered fondly to this day, along-side the likes of Bakushin, for his beautiful speed.

>>715188230
>and what "slightly increase" actually means
what does it mean? I still don't know come on don't just leave it in the open like that, please explain

>>715188782
Absolute madlad behavior. Kicks his farrier, throws vet tantrums, and still blazes through the mile scene like it's nothing. The fact that they pre-recorded his retirement win and had to play it anyways is peak JRA arrogance and copium. Also that NTR arc is some soap opera-tier insanity-you can't make this shit up. Dude really said "Yeehaw" and then bulldozed through bloodlines like it was Red Dead in heat. Legendary doesn't even cover it.

>>715188924
wannabe jannie lmao

>>715189114
yes the fuck it is nigga

>>715189078
forgot image

FUCK YOU

>>715188509
Right now it's just extra stamina that only works at the last third
Apparently the rework changes it to extra speed during:
>the start when the umas are trying to get into position (to prevent boxing)
>when 2 umas are neck and neck (with equal speed, higher guts will win)
>at the last spurt

>>715188358
For most of history horses were docile beasts of burden for humanity. They're also really fast and their fight or flight instinct is a hair trigger in the latter direction at all times. So it's easy to get them running, and hearing them thundering down the road is pretty hype. Like autistic people with trains, but for bronze age autists.

>>715189114
>No
It's been around since fucking ancient egypt, what the fuck do you mean "no"

>>715188776
>5000 years ago
I want to go back even further than that.

>>715188509
It's not gonna be good even after the rework, but at least it won't be worthless.

@715189402
>Doesn't have an argument
I accept your concession

>>715189427
did you get the hotsprings scene?

>>715188928
The Uma counter-part is 'spunky' but never becomes quite as ridiculous, no. It'd be hard to portray him earnestly without going into R18 territory.

>>715189708
No lol, maybe next year

Is the last career race harder than the ura semis?

If the Yakuza don't want the Umas to be lewded why didn't they give them all horse pussies? Nobody would want to lewd that.

>>715189270
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills

Did the pull with the SSR ticket after three whole days of semen retention and got the green lady (forma no caballa)
It's so over for me

>>715189838
depends on how you built your uma

>>715189439
>OH SHIT IM FEELIN IT

>>715188924
Fetish threads are off topic, and fat fetishists should be thrown off rooftops

>>715189889
It's a good card, use her instead of rest

>>715189240
Gold Ship wants 1000+ stamina

>>715181445
There are horse rescues all over the world that would be thrilled to get any assistance they can. They would likely even let you visit. Sure, they're not going to be celebrity meme horses, but that's the point, they could actually use the help.

If we're talking about NTR, then the discussion isn't complete till Kitasan Black is involved.

>Kitasan Black could never defeat Duramente.
>Duramente retired however, seemingly freeing Kitasan from Duramente.
>At the time, Kitasan was noted to have a thing for Sweep Tosho. A beautiful mare of his generation.
>He paid attention to her in stables and on the track, his desire for her clear to both his team and to his fans.
>His team planned to mate Kitasan with her, but during that time? Kitasan was much too busy to do it immediately.
>Unfortunately...
>Duramente's team found out.
>Swooped in and Sweeped Tosho First.
>While Kitasan ran, his rival indulged.
>Kitasan would only get Duramente's sloppy seconds.
>And yet this story of rivalry and anguish for our Season 3 hero didn't end there.
>Kitasan would soon after get a new little brother from his mother, Sugar Plum... Courtesy of Duramente...

>>715190285
Fair.

They should make guts acceleration

>>715189884
So slightly is a 15% stat increase and moderately a 25% increase

>>715190248
Right, but I never see any recovery skill activate, so I'm wondering if she doesn't need them and I wasted the skill points

>>715190285
which uma is this?

>>715189889
at least it wasn't gold ship. could you imagine?

>>715189889
I got Goldship...

>>715190420
Basically. Moderate is always a lesser upgrade, just like the green buffs go from +40 to +60. Usually it's better to get two slightly up skills of the same effect than fully upgrading the one until the careers come that shit out skill points.

>>715190478
Get more wit

>gimme your money punk!
How do you respond?

They are based on real horses?

>>715190713
Okay, it's 374 in the ura finals

>>715190605
>>715190619
AAAAAHHHHH I HATE HIM SO MUCH

>>715190767

>>715190670
Thanks, that taught me a lot.

>>715190780
Horses aren't real

>>715157661 (OP)
Uma Cumflation

>>715190828
over 400 is enough, with this number you'll have a chance of 80% for skills to trigger I think

>>715189591
In the topic of evolution, I love Chalicotheres, I wish bipedal horses made it to the modern day.

>>715190830
why is goldship like this?

Am I doing good or bad with my cards? What should I work on leveling up more? Still trying to learn the game so I can clear career mode more and more.

>>715190767
Give me your wife first.

>>715188509
It's the meta in a specific scenario (I think it's MANT).

>>715191054
see
>>715188037

>>715190780
And you can tell which gender their real life counterpart is by the ear ornament. Right ear = male, left ear = female.

Do the daily races reset monthly for new first time rewards or do I just do the same hard race over and over for a few thousand gold a day forever?

>>715191054
Stay Gold genes. His dad was a weirdo who sniffed his own shit and would go nuts for it. (Gold Ship inherited that trait). Most of Gold Ship's siblings are some level of nuts too, whether it's Dream Journey being a feral asshole or Nakayama Festa being a meme. Only Fenomeno came out normal, and he border-line went in the exact opposite direction by becoming an overly-serious hard-working type. Though it probably helped that Fenomeno's owner was a equally hard-working type with Japanese Nationalist tendencies.

>>715191115
Duramente is for that jockey.

>>715191084
what you will do now punk is that you'll post your trainer id number or else I'll beat the crap out of you

>>715168569
He switched oshi

>>715191031
I love the crazy shit you could find in prehistory. Horses make a lot more sense when you learn that they were getting eaten by sabertooths back during the ice age.

>>715191392
853 572 125 743

>>715191591
i can't believe umas survived this

>>715191008
It worked out, my first long win

>>715191084
What you should do inmediatelly is clear the story missions, or try to, as you finish both season 1 and season 2 of the story mission (you can just skip everything, watch the anime later, it covers the same stories). Clearing the story missions grants you 2 free SSR cards, one of them is decent, the other garbage.

Also, level up SR manhattan cafe (girl looking at herself in the mirror), Sweep tosho (girl doing magicu under a blanket), those are good cards. I think Hishi Amazon (the brown girl) is good as well but only to a very specific type of uma.

>>715191084
Lvvel up that Sweep Tosho, son, what are you doing?

>>715191084
Anon, level Tosho up!

>>715192109
Thanks for the help!
>>715192164
Learning

>>715192087
nice one anon

>have more than double speed than the others
>have way more power than the others
>11th
>7th
>16th

>>715157661 (OP)
that's not inflation, that's just pregnancy lmao
based japs

>>715192395
bro your stamina???

There are no umas on staff at Tracen. The director and secretary are humans. You didn't see anything.

>>715190965
The Emperor's shoe smell...

Stay Gold Bloodline be like:

>Fenomeno
>The Serious One
>Owner was a Japanese Nationalist type who instilled those values into his horse
>The horse is legit mean to foreigners and tourists
>All black to Golshi's all white
>Was a Boss Horse and didn't get on well with Golshi due to it, Boss Rivalry
>Extended to their teams. Gold Ship’s groom said in an interview before the 2013 Takarazuka Kinen: “We don’t want to lose to that horse.”
>In the end Gold Ship still lost to him 2 to 3.
>His version of 'retirement' was becoming a traffic horse

>Nakayama Festa
>The Gambler
>“when [Nakayama Festa] hits the jackpot, he really hits the jackpot”
>“pursues the thrill of not knowing whether he’ll win or lose”.
>Temperamental asshole
>He is one of three Japanese horses to have finished second in the Arc, coming after El Condor Pasa and preceding Orfevre(‘s two second place finishes).
>Not the best, not the worst
>Chilled out a lot when he retired

>Orfevre
>The Prize Winner
>Triple Crown Champion
>Six G1 Wins
>Did well in the Arc
>Outside of that? Kind of a bitch
>Most docile (off the track) of the Stay Gold kids, remarkably mean to his jockey though. Lots of stories about that.
>Nice to women (human)
>Became a lackey of Tosen Jordan because Tosen Jordan would protect him
>Legendary talent in a rather meek little shell

>Dream Journey
>SMALL
>Super angry, labelled one of the worst in Japanese History
>Easily the most hard to handle of the Stay Gold kids, not in a funny way like Golshi- Just genuinely awful.
>Being so small gave him difficulties in mating
>His team say this "hurt his pride"
>Not dumb though, His groom said: “He could survive even if we just left him there.”
>His old jockey (Orfevre's) was always careful when visiting him, lest Journey try to kill him. (or bite a finger off, if nothing else).

>Golshi
>Need I say more?

>>715192395
This is why you need to get stamina restoring powers if you aren't gonna focus on it.

does anyone have a good Dirt spark? I want to get one for my Condor but no one in my friends has one

>>715192395
>speedmaxing
retard detected lol

>>715192362
Thanks man, now I'm gonna save up for fuji

>>715191084
explode

What did she mean by this?

>>715192508
B-but I saw the green lady and the director take their hats off an-

>>715192680
It's your turn to breastfeed

>>715191084
You are doing very badly. That account is insanely bricked. Please reroll because all of the cards are beyond useless.

How do I find some with SSR Super Creek to follow? Do I just keep starting a career over and over until one appears?

>>715192680
kek

>>715192796
Go to Menu > Friends > Recommended and keep refreshing until you find an anon you like.

>>715192796
anon has one >>715191685
>>715191084

no i

>>715191775
How do we explain the extinction of American Uma ten thousand years ago and now refilled with Spanish uma descendants

>>715192680

>>715192796
i got a 35 one if you want

What's her name again?

>His trainer name is Anon

>>715193139
Brooklyn Teahouse

When's the Kitasan rerun? If I miss this time I need to save up for next time.

>>715193139
Yonkers Bodega

>>715193139
Tachyon’s Test Subject

>>715193139

>>715191084
Don't sleep on Suzuka.

>>715192680
How do I get Super Creek to see me as a man?

>>715192703
kek
>>715193031
more like Super Freak

>>715186020
dude is a retard but i get the feeling, it's not the instant gratification bs, it's just that seeing your uma getting all ready and shit to win the race is really putting you in the mood and when i see her failing i feel bad about it, but i know i can use her veteran unit now and try again to improve the score

>>715193139
Bronx Teahouse

>>715193112
post ID, I've super creek but might as well use yours if its higher level than mine

>>715193341
this, skills are more important than rarity, it's why some SSRs like gold city and air shakur are dogshit, they have terrible skills

>multiple speed and maneuverability skills activate
>Vodka just starts zigzagging through the pack

I almost busted

Clearing up a ton of these G3 trophies for carrots is a decent way to deal with an unlucky career run. Looking on the bright side.

>>715193341
honestly the only reason i keep slotting her despite her only giving front-runner skills is because i think she's cuter than my other r speed cards
even if biko pegasus is 5 levels higher

>>715185701
>drugs her in the next scene

>>715193341
her ssr is busted, probably the best speed support in the game for now

>>715193610
There's that challenge of getting 30 wins in a single career that gives you around 600 carats (if you include the lower versions of the same challenge), so yeah you can kill two birds with one stone.

I wish you could view card skills from the Career menu. It's annoying to have to go back and forth or pull up a third party resource.

>>715193452
Hopefully we can both find someone with a 50 one, in the meantime, I set her up as my card
917 872 514 062

>>715191591
I can't believe there are no nekomusume who prey on unaware umas by pouncing them at public fountains or in parks hidden in the grass.

>1000 speed, 900 stamina, 900 power, 600 wit
>surely I deserve at least ONE 3 star spark?
>nope 1 star guts, fuck you

>>715193351
Be physically superior to her, which is impossible

>>715193874
The breakpoint is 1100 for better odds. Your 1000 and 900s might as well be 600

>>715157661 (OP)
Bloated rem

>>715193139
Coffee press

>>715193734
Depends on position, Tokai Teio SSR is really good for pace chasers, and Twin Turbo is great for front runners

>>715192929
The irl debate is either it's caused by climate change from steppe to tundra or it's caused by recent human arrival who hunt them to extinction. In Uma I bet Umas are basically Neanderthal so Native American in there probably got a really distant American umas' ancestry.

>>715194047
>Your 1000 and 900s might as well be 600
Which is fine, but I still feel I deserved more than a 1 star guts for grinding 4 different stats to over 600.

>>715193908
I've got horse tranquilizers and a dream.

>>715194047
How do you even get stats that high AND win the campaign? I feel like if you're playing purely to get a giant stamina or power spark, you'll end up jobbing in the URAs due to neglecting your other stats

I'm getting better and better, soon I will give her the ura win

give hot Goldship drawing ideas

>>715194047
There is no breakpoint that stops guts being an 80% chance

>>715194424
draw her in the style of this image

>>715194424
Goldship in a gold ship

>>715194424
Goldship confused because she's suddenly lactating.

>>715194424
draw goldship delivering a crippler crossface to mcqueen

>>715194320
Stamina is really good in the career for some characters like Gold Ship or McQueen. Give them 1100 stam and as much leftover speed as possible and they're generally fine.

>>715194320
Spark grinding and URA winning don't have to be the same thing. Once you get 1100 you want the run to end.

>>715194424
She's desperately searching for water. It's currently midday in a desert.

>>715194424
Hot? Licking a giant block of ice and getting her tongue stuck

>>715188487
>Micro-Penis. His team decided to make this public for some reason but yeah.

>>715194636
I tried doing that for goldship, but then she has little power and just dies if she's ever boxed in

Should I be saving the club points or is it okay to max out the McQueen card?

>>715194320
Play long runners. Stamina matter more in long races, like a lot more. The speed drop off from being exhausted in long races is really massive. As for power, sprinters got tons of leeway at raising it because you dump every other stats anyways.

>>715194761
I want to have sex with this retard

>>715194424
Love island adventure, her career starts and ends on a beach

I want to pat her

human-uma mating rituals...

>>715194997
groping isn't petting

Guest characters when

>Start running 2 stamina cards
>Every career is now easy
Oh, I see.

>>715195123
Who said anything about groping anon
I thought she was cute in the film

>>715194256
or you could learn some techniques from the horse fister anon

What's the meta on this? Just tank runs spamming recreation until I get enough shots at it?

>>715188898
Slow Dancer was unironically the first name for a horse that stuck out to me. It’s a very cool name.

>>715195175
Never you fucking fatlus gaylord faggot get the fuck out of here.

>>715195330

>>715194424
Having a retirement party where she thinks she's gonna get to drown in horse pussy like IRL Goldship, only to be told that she's gonna be a broodmare instead.

>>715194761
why is she doing that

>>715180562
No that was japanese twitter lolicons catching on as memes.

>>715195175
last thread a guest ume was leaked anon
front with a long distance

>>715195414
It needs to be 3 cuties on the same run, just so you know, people use urara for that spam

Who else smoking on that Special Week pack? ripbozo

>>715195414
pretty much, use urara or mayano since they have a very long period after make debut before their first goal

>>715195464
Two months til Fuji-kun...

>>715195414
Yep. It happens in 2nd or 3rd year.

>>>/trash/
Buy an ad.

May I have some Durandal facts?

>>715195414
I dunno, I did that achievement in the very first claw event where I got 6 plushies.

>>715195414
apparently the claw machine can't happen in year 1 (junior)

>>715195625

>>715194320
You know how you train speed on milers and dump stam because swinging maestro makes up for it?
Do the opposite, worry about speed later and just use skills to boost your speed

>>715195625
More like two Mount Fujis.

>>715195713
daughterfu

>>715195382
>horse fister anon
How are you supposed to fist a horse without getting your skull kicked in?

>>715195464
>Just like Agnes Tachyon, Fuji Kiseki was known as a “phantasmic Triple Crown winner” or “phantom Derby horse”: he was undefeated in all of his starts but retired due to a bowed tendon, which is an especially rare coincidence since both of them are Sunday Silence children.

>He shared the same main jockey, trainer, groom, and owner with Jungle Pocket, and the team finally saw hopes of winning a Derby to resolve Fuji Kiseki’s regret. The efforts did pay off.
>In horse racing circles, it’s joked that Jungle Pocket is actually his son.

>Akin to Manhattan Café, Fuji Kiseki was said to be a 'doppelganger' for Sunday Silence.

Genuinely crazy how Fuji Kiseki not only fit into the themes of the film from a narrative perspective, but had points of RL connection to all three of it's main characters.

anon is right, it is a terrible feeling to win URA and get terrible sparks

>>715195868
I wouldn't know, I only lose and get terrible sparks.

>>715195282
>Not just using wits and getting stamina recovery skills
You can win with less than 450 stam with the right skills

Now we need a good that wins and get good sparks

>>715195959
You can get away with that in the campaign, but not in team trials or other races outside of campaign

>>715195842
Whoa... It's a bit as if the narrative was built around the real life events...

>>715195642
Durandal Factoids (1/2)

>There used to be a jinx in which it was believed that the combination of Sunday Silence and mares whose father was Northern Taste are unable to win GIs, despite both of them performing well as broodmare fathers. So Durandal did not have a lot of expectation placed upon him at first.
>Horses in this category included Divine Light (GIII Takamatsunomiya Kinen 2nd placer), Prime Stage (1st in Fairy Stakes, 3rd in Oka-Sho) and Saikyo Sunday (Durandal’s brother, 6th in Sprinter’s Stakes).
>A very rare chaser-sprinter (the style is believed to be very disadvantageous in sprint races).
>The team made the choice because the horse is bad-tempered, and would always rampage in the gate, causing a late start.
>This was suggested by Yutaka Take. He rode him when he was three years old, took notes and said, “This horse runs better if he starts out at the back and comes from the outside”.
>Because of his running style, he is not suitable at racecourses with short home stretches, such as Tokyo and Nakayama (though he did win two Sprinter’s Stakes, and both took place in Nakayama).
>Despite the iron-clad rule for sprinters is for them to remain at the front, Kenichi Ikezoe’s strong will and bravery made it possible for Durandal to take advantage of his situation.

>will need to wait a year before i can finally roll for tamono cross
can cygames go even faster

why is sweep tosho good? looks like shit to me

>>715195601
She'll never recover from this one

>>715196117
Durandal Factoids (2/2)

>He was born with weak hooves, which also ended up being the reason for his retirement. His horseshoes were attached using a method called Equilox, in which they are attached using resin and not nails like they usually are.
>Deep Impact also had this method used on him.
>Is also one of the horses that tortured jockey Kenichi Ikezoe with his notorious temper.
>Despite this, Durandal has a special place in Ikezoe’s heart.
>Ikezoe didn’t have a horse to ride and was then suddenly asked to ride Durandal for the Centaur Stakes. Ikezoe ended up falling in love with his endurance and asked his owner if he could ride him for the Sprinter’s Stakes. The owner said that if there was an open slot for him, they’d try it out. From then on, he was Durandal’s main jockey.
Ikezoe used the horse’s image as his phone background and visits Durandal’s grave every year.
>After winning the Mile Championship, Ikezoe embraced the owner and exclaimed, “You really are the best!!” and during his winning interview, praised Durandal for his win: “I met a wonderful horse.”
>He would also go on to say that he “wouldn’t be where he was if it wasn’t for Durandal.”
>“A holy sword that is stabbed into the heart of Ikezoe forever”.
>Both Durandal and Mayano share the same trainer, Masahiro Sakaguchi.

>>715196103
No...that can't be happening

>>715195842
Bummed me out she didn’t appear at the very end of the movie when Agnes returns to racing with the other 3. I’d say to take out Dantsu and replace her with Kiseki, but I loved Dantsu even if she was barely relevant.

>>715196143
why do you want a chud with a micropenis so badly?

>>715196103
I mean yeah obviously? It's just crazy that a horse conveniently existed who could be used to posit a connection to all three of the protagonists without it feeling forced. Life rarely offers such narrative tools. It allowed for them to do something interesting there. Not like Fuji Kiseki cheered up Jungle Pocket personally IRL.

>>715196185
Holy shit lmao. Taiki Shuttle proving that she's aerodynamic.

>>715196290
anyone up for hosting a watchalong of the movie? I haven't seen it yet, but the animation is kino.

>>715196227
>>715196117
Neat
>>Horses in this category included Divine Light (GIII Takamatsunomiya Kinen 2nd placer), Prime Stage (1st in Fairy Stakes, 3rd in Oka-Sho) and Saikyo Sunday (Durandal’s brother, 6th in Sprinter’s Stakes).
>A very rare chaser-sprinter (the style is believed to be very disadvantageous in sprint races).
>The team made the choice because the horse is bad-tempered, and would always rampage in the gate, causing a late start.
>This was suggested by Yutaka Take. He rode him when he was three years old, took notes and said, “This horse runs better if he starts out at the back and comes from the outside”.
Chuuni ass horses

>>715196334
the horse reflects the owner

>>715195776
Fuji's big Fujis caused her retirement
Anyone would hurt something trying to run races with those on their chest

>>715194424
this >>715191591

>>715195842
>which is an especially rare coincidence since both of them are Sunday Silence children
Doesn't that just mean it was likely genetic?

>>715196040
I have a Taiki shuttle that literally proves you wrong with 470 stamina. It's more than enough.

>>715173564
Tribal Hunter

>>715196158
Lone Wolf on her events gives you basically instant career mode wins, it's 40 points of speed for no training at all
and on top of that she's speed-biased in training

>>715196615
So she's better than Special Week (event)?

>>715196290
The small glint in her eyes when she watches Pokke win the Japanese Derby is one of my favorites scenes in the whole movie.

>>715176872
Why do I keep reading stories about how everyone passed over a horse for a minor leg thing and then they proceed to become a competent racehorse anyways?

>>715196689
No

Is there a real life reason why Fuji is shown as a theater kid with big honkers

>>715196780
Because in 99% of cases, a fucked leg means they just won't be very good. You're seeing a lot of exceptional 1%'ers in these threads.

>>715196902
Not really. They took some liberties there.

>>715196435
Uma watch-a-long sounds like fun.

>>715196540
Shuttle runs mile or sprint

>>715195464
Just watched this the other day, got jumpscared by the idol stuff at the end because I completely forgot about that aspect of the world. The idol stuff really does feel like an afterthought or something they were forced to include

>>715197115
Doesnt invalidate my point now does it, nigger?

>>715196780
Because you don't hear about all the horses with fucked up legs that didn't win anything or do anything remarkable.

>>715197320
It does. You have almost enough stamina for the race and likely have restores on top

Is it already too late to start playing the horsepussy game?

>>715197402
>late start
gg its over
>rushed

>>715197402
Nah, peak time to begin and reroll starts on the 16th.

>>715196435
Recommended order:

Start with Cinderella Gray then go back OR
S1 > S2 > RTTT > Movie > CinGray > S3

>Season 1+2 (first season doesn't start as exciting as other ones, but it does pay off, especially in the second season which is top-tier)
https://nyaa.si/view/1392359
https://nyaa.si/view/1428489

>Road to the Top (4 eps OVA, short but sweet, one of its main characters plays a role in the movie, so it's better to watch this first)
https://nyaa.si/view/1669204

>The Movie (kino)
https://nyaa.si/view/1942049

>Cinderella Gray (the Oguri Cap anime, kinda like a "prequel" that happens even before S1. Currently has the first 13 eps, will get more 13 eps in three months)
https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=uma+musume+gray+erai+1080p+web-dl

>Season 3 (the black horse of the series, only watch after you finish everything else)
https://nyaa.si/view/1859780

I mean sure, you can skip to the movie and stay a secondary, but this franchise genuinely has better shows than one would expect.

>>715194794
how are you even getting club points

>>715197313
horses do it too you incel
https://youtu.be/c8r89xNYNsI?t=533

>>715197550
Holy kino

>>715197550
>Start with Cinderella Gray
Stopped reading there, you're fucking retarded.

Start at the begining and end on the last show released. Anyone telling you otherwise is a retard.

>>715195601
Andale andale, Condorbro

>>715197653
he joined a club, why havent you?

>>715197745
CinGrey is an acceptable entry-point, it became one of the most popular anime of the season and a lot of people's first contact with Umamusume.

>>715197550
thanks for the spoonfeed anon

>>715197381
Youre a retard, I literally said to use skills lmao

>>715197824
I AM IN ONE. THATS WHY IM ASKING

>>715197550
Starting with Cin is a horrible way to do it. The progression from moe anime to sports anime can only be understood via the chronological release order, doing Cin then season 1 is a tonal shitfest that will harm your ability to enjoy the product.

Also >No BNW ova's.

Weak.

>>715197982
>I have enough for the race therefore you don't need to train anything hehe
You're the retard

>>715197989
you're in a shit club then lmao, leave that shitty club and join a better one, one that actually trades.

>>715197989
Give shoes for 10 points, have your uma borrowed for 30, happened to me once

>>715197723
Pulling a car with a flat or driving it is the same thing. Do japs think a flat tire means the engine is dead?

I want to be smothered by both maruzensky and super creek.

>>715198256
this but twin turbo and tamamo cross

>>715198225
>Give shoes for 10 points
oh damn. im gonna go spam the club chat right now

Drinking Mihono Bourbon oil

>>715198256
For me it's Suzuka and McQueen

Can anyone share their Agnes Tachyon? I've lost twice with her already despite me really enjoying her and feeling like "this time we're gonna make it", I continue to fail at the finals.

>>715176481
>>715176481
>>715176481

>>715197176
>>715197176
>>715197176

>>715198235
I tried thinking of an explanation but I have none. Any carfags know if it's nonsense or correct?

>>715197402
what game

>>715198541
Maybe it's RWD but that's all it could be

>>715198598
That's what i thought as well but it's a rare thing isn't it

>>715184484
During S3’s airing there’s was a guy who’d made videos about /a/‘s reactions, so he’s.