What's Gold Shit's FUCKING problem?
>male horse
how big is her dick
>>714560784Gold Ship is practically a sex god stallion. Bitches (mares) fucking love him.
>>714560784considering his real life reputation, probably super fucking big
Which umas are tsunderes?
>>714560784why would they make a horse girl game if the horses are canonically male?...
>>714560828>ran without trying>won a bunch>gets to fuck SO MANY BITCHESAll while being autistic. If he can do it, why can't you?
>>714560923>Which umas are tsunderes?my wife scarlet
>>71456078496% breeding rate
I just got Rice Shower from the free ticket... How fucked am I?
I'm in love with the way Fine Motion says "Oh!" during her card events.
Can anime games get their own board? None of these fucking weebniggers actually care about their shit weeb games. They just want an excuse to post their tranny bullshit on /v/. Throw all the /va/ troons in a new containment board so they stop shitting up this place.
>>714561095>Can anime games get their own board? None of these fucking weebniggers actually care about their shit weeb games. They just want an excuse to post their tranny bullshit on /v/. Throw all the /va/ troons in a new containment board so they stop shitting up this place.
>>714561095a non-anime game board would actually make more sense given the history of the site
>>714561095We need a western slop board
>>714561095t. chink gacha shill
I want to eat sushi off of McQueen's chest bros...
>>714560935I am neither white, nor a horse, nor a white horse.
>>714562123Well... damn. You have my sympathy.
>frogposter>AMAZINGLY, abhorrently retarded opinion >zero self awarenessClockwork
Not you
>>714561063You are alright for a frogposter
>>714560923he's genetically gifted
My god. Grass is a weeb to a fault.
>>714560723 (OP)The one horse Gold Ship is scared of isn't in the game to frighten her yet.
>>714560923Not all of the horses are canonically male, the ones with their ear accessory on the left ear are female
>Already finished Oguri's campaign
>No other SSR character
Who should I play?
>>714562502Another way to tell are the ones that wear leggings with their practice outfits.
Females just wear the shorts.
>>714562024This but on her ass
>>714562536Get a Uma for each spot in your team
>>714562536Speed focused characters are easy. Vodka, Bakushin, and Daiwa for example.
>haru urara
>exclusively dirt end or late runner on sprints
What the fuck am I looking at?
>air groove
>turf medium pacer/late runner
What the FUCK am I looking at??
>>714562821>What the fuck am I looking at?0-113
>>714562880Fucking how? You would at least stop at the 50th and see what's wrong.
>>714562973Just watch her movie.
>>714562821The game was rigged from the start.
>>714562664Good Lord it's like a plate, but a horse
>>714562973People bet on her to lose and found her endearing, that's why she avoid the glue factory.
>>714563019>>714562821Any idea why they kept her running? Was she a local horse at a small track or something?
>>714562880my beloved, just happy to be racing
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How many Carats do we have saved for Kitasan Black?
>>714563051Here's how a real plate looks like.
>>714563170yep, a really charismatic horse that even though she lost every time everyone still went to see and cheer for her, so much that Urara alone managed to keep the stadium she always ran working because of the people betting for her
>>714563170Yes, she shouldn't be in game at all since she never ran a G1 but she was pretty popular
in the last Tokyo election a former cygames employee ran for governor and got endorsed by a bunch of umamusume devs
>>714563308Did that actually happen?
What did everyone use for Tenno Sho (Spring)? I'm still missing that race for my SSR ticket.
>>714561095It's a game based on an Anime series. So it counts.
>>714560723 (OP)>Tachyon career modeWhy is it so easy to win with her?
Is this game worth getting into if you are a light spender at worst?
>>714563395McQueen or Gold Ship.
>>714563514If you like management sims and run based games, it can be fun to see "numbers go up".
>>714563297>>714563301Makes much more sense. I know there's favorites at the smaller tracks but its usually doesn't fly at the bigger ones.
>>714563514this is completely worth to get into even f2p, you just need to reroll to get a good starting set of training cards, then you are good to follow their stories, none of the girls are limited so you always have a chance to unlock later
>>714563514I think so. Everyone gets a free 3 star character selector, and two SSR support card random tickets.
>>714563514Yes it is. Absolutely it is. Cygames gives out so much especially on half and full anniversaries, even during new scenarios they give 80 free rolls to help those who do not have much money either. Also starting out should be 1 SSR Selector, and 3 free SSR Tickets available. I will put a recommendation on Oguri Cap for beginning.
>>714563348yes, akane himasora was the former employee who ran, but the guy was super chuddy and one of the main character designers went a bit to deep supporting him with some hot takes and got cancelled
>>714563514It's very stingy but most contents are technically grindable, it just took practically forever without broken support cards.
>>714563514Sure if you keep your expectation low during PvP events. If you don't metafagging then most content don't require heavily spending on supports.
>>714563514no it's not worth getting into because it's not even a game
>>714563514if you don't care about the pvp racing spending doesn't really matter, if you do then spending becomes a bit more important.
>>714563710It happens lol. But I will say he will be back eventually. It's surprising how people get mad over opinions like this online.
>>714563786One of his grand daughter is a playable character in the game.
>>714561095It's more of a game than half the gachaslop that gets posted here, a raising sim roguelike where you have to adapt to different circumstances and unique character gimmicks is fun even if you aren't a massive weeb. The player count doesn't lie.
Is there a good reroll guide somewhere..
>>714562386she is so pretty...
>>714560723 (OP)Post an umamusume with the biggest tits and I will consider playing based on that
Rudolph posters seem rare. Is she boring?
>>714564150That's a gorilla, anon.
>>714562664call me white man because i want to fuck this horse
>>714564071start the game, go to the card support banner, spend everything there and try for Fine Motion and/or Super Creek, if none of those reroll
>>7145640712 copies of both Fine Motion and Super Creeks
>>714564217SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
MEEEEEEEEEE
>>714564071you want fine motion and super creek for the easiest time.
>>714563514Sure just don't give a shit about PvP and you're fine, you can continue to make number go up on your horse girls without spending a dime. Really this is a eugenics simulator
FINALLY after 2 fucking hours
>>714563283I will now fuck your horse.
>>714563514The main mode, career, is a massive time killer at the moment. If it doesn't kill your wallet, it kills your day.
>>714560723 (OP)Don't call her that... She's very cute!
>>714564265>>714564274>>714564365ok i did see something about those being important
is it hard to reset the game and/or tedious to get to the point in the game where you burn all your free premium currency
>>714564265>>714564365>>714564274Basically if you get Fine Motion then thats a good account. If you get two Fine Motions then that is perfect. If you get BOTH Fine Motion AND Super Creek that is a god roll account.
If you don't get any of that then you go to title and delete the account and try again.
Right now you can get 4 10 pulls with a new account.
I love this dumbass glutton so much.
>>714563514Depends. Do you like playing the same shit over and over again wherever you go whenever you want? This is basically THE game.
Bonus point if you are actually someone who is into the sport the game based on.
>>714564475Lucky ass you got Motion and Creek
Ive been trying for like 10 hours of rerolls. About to give up for just Motion.
>>714564551it's ultra fast, after doing the tutorial once on your device you can just go menu, go back to the title screen, there you have the option to erase the account and right after appears an option asking if you want to skip all the tutorial, the whole reroll takes around 1 min on phone, even less on steam
>>714564551re-rolling is super fast but it still comes down to gacha, so you could reroll a dozen times or a hundred times.
>>714564551You beat the tutorial once which takes like 20-30 minutes then you can get to the rerolling a new account within a minute since you're allowed skip the tutorial. Really unless you're looking for a God roll like both Super Creek and Fine Motion in on multi it's piss easy to reroll
I require your cutest and prettiest Umas.
>>714560723 (OP)She watched the entire Umamusume Anime series and realizes the Gacha is absolute peak!
>>714564584Kitahara Jones...
>>714564651>>714564659>>714564673okay thats really straightforward then
thanks
I thought I'd like Super Creek because of her milkers but her character so boring.
Say a skill like Hydrate which has (Pacer chaser) in its text, will it only trigger if I set my horse to run as a pacer or will it trigger in any position as long as the condition is met?
>>714560723 (OP)Mejiro McQueen isn't being annoyed
>>714564859Why does she like teasing McQueen so much?
>>714564856im pretty sure it activates so long as you meet the condition
>>714564856Part of the condition is being a Pace Chaser
>>714564584Gluttonous beast
>>714564737IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM
>>714564859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnWDV3ndl7c
>>714563836There's a pvp in this game? How hard do people go in with pvp?
>got the 5-Support Friendship Training mission done
Feels good.
Game looks fun but the animu aesthetic and the screeching voices quickly make me drop
>>714565108Then you're weak. Also just pick a girl with a deeper voice then.
>>714563710>reactionaryCommies deserve painful death
>>714565007You can just hear the
>OIIIIII MCQUEENfrom the 15 Goldships ringing in unison and see the fear in McQueen's eyes as she runs for her life.
Are horse girls shaved or hairy?
>>714565049pvp in gacha is infested with whales, always best to just immediately accept you won't reach the top without spending money. casual is fine.
I wonder how they feel about basashi
>>714565049there is something called team trial where you use a team of uma to race other player's teams.
If I started on phone and android first, can I connect it to my steam account still?
>>714565228Their trainers personally shave them to prevent chafing.
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>>714565108>Complaining about Anime in an Anime GameThis is like when women complain about fanservice, in a fanservice game.
Dang no jobbing allowed, that was a first for me
>>714565451Yeah there's a notice in game telling you you should connect to steam and login in for carats
thoughts on homestretch haste? for me it seems to always activate very late, way too late
>>714560723 (OP)Post an umamusume with the flattest tits and I will consider playing based on that
>>714563282I blew my load to get Bourbon and didn't even get her...
Fuck Gacha games. I'm better off actually gambling on horses.
>>714565659It's still useful to have and work across many strategies. Get it if you don't have better skills to spend points on.
>>714565538She's an all-in character. If she's isn't still ahead by the final corner, she's gonna lose.
>>714565659Waste of points for that exact reason. You'll never be able to accelerate the difference
>>714565729I'm entirely sure I know how to judge good skills (besides the obvious stamina skills if you need em)
>>714565659Only good to give you a last little boost if someone faster is going to outpace you from behind
I got spooked by Special Week and I got Symboli Rudolfy from the random ticket, I spent the selector on Oguri Cap.
Do I just inbreed these three and make potent Late Surger genetics? Is that the loop?
does using cheat engine speed ban you? I can't take the same animations over and over
>>714565806Judge them by their descriptions.
Try to aim for ones that say "greatly" or "moderately" over "slightly."
>>714562821A very, VERY special girl.
Protect and treat kindly.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haru_Urara
>>714565978very cute flattie
>game looks amazing in 60 fps but cygames doesnt bother
japan pls, get with the times
>>714565682Why are you gay?
Need a picture of Mayano in a Top Gun hat.
imagine playing a game 4 years into the past, lmao
>>714565806There are decent guides on youtube now that explain them generally.
Remember not to breed your horses yourself
>>714566064Go ahead and fax them, maybe they'll catch on sometime next decade.
>>714560723 (OP)Her anime design is superior
>>714566064How can I force uncap it?
I tried out the BA PC client finally and was really surprised that despite it retaining the mobile graphics option of "60 or 30 fps" it just ignores that setting and runs at your monitor's max rate regardless. It actually looks great in 144 fps.
>>714566118She sing's it.
>>714563932If she's a cantankerous, wise cracking alcoholic then I'll actually consider watching the series and downloading the game.
>Haru Urara is 29 years old, older than a majority of the board and still alive
Now that's an accomplishment.
>>714566118>>714566248>>714566297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU&list=RDbbb2FejtBEU&start_radio=1
>>714564937Doting grandson
>>714566145its good, that is
>>714560723 (OP)I still haven't beaten the URA finale, is there are retardproof guide to training?
>>714566521This dumb horse keeps failing me right at the end
>>714566521MOTHERFUCKINGTANU
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How?
>>714566564>This Dumb Horse Keeps Failing Me Right At The Endkino horse name
>>714565007>4 years ago.What the fuck? How long has this been out!?
>>714566529>Pick the retard>Full send speed at every opportunity>???>ProfitI did this using the rare Suzuka and Spe supports in my deck for more events points, it's easy
>>714565451yeah, i just did that last night. you have to set up data link on android first, set up a password and then log in with that on steam
>>714566521MATI
KANE
FUKU
KITARU
BITCH
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??? why the fuck do you have to top 5 a mile race in this absolute retard's career, fuck this bitch
>>714566710Maybe I'm autistic but this feels like admitting defeat, I want to do it without using the go-to easy clear horse
>>714566801She's been one of my most successful trainees, almost every race is 1st up until the finale
>>714562123Gold Ship was brown in his youth actually, he turned white later. Horse hair is wacky like that.
>>714566801Because she needs to know if her research works for mile races as well. It's simply science. You could always run for her if you don't like it.
>>714566948i mean, human hair can darken with time too. lots of babies start of blonde after all
Plan 'B' created a A-Tier Beauty.
>>714566801mood issue+trainer issue
>chose Oguri Cap from the ticket
>got Oguri Cap from the event SSR ticket
>>714567072fucking cunt I'm turning her to glue
god damn, that event for training with 5 supports at once is RNG as fuck, i still haven't managed it even though i'm spamming bakushin with 6 speed cards
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Should I be trashing my support cards?
>>714563514the game is completely doable for F2P, the only competitive part of the game is PvP and you're competing with whales yakuza oji-san you can't beat so there's basically no reason to spend money unless you're giga lucklet rolling for every horse
>>714566868No, you're definitely autistic, no maybe about it. But unfortunately you're the dumb kind, not the savant kind.
>>714567206If they show up there then you already max uncapped them, there's nothing else you can do with them anyway.
>why doesn't the game automatically turn them into cleats thenI don't know
>>714566297>even in death she still finish last
>>714566868Using Bakushin for it so you can then use Bakushin as a parent to make even better horses isn't a bad thing, anon. That being said, you can use the Bakushin method on Taiki Shuttle to the same results.
>>714567267>wanting to clear the career with a horse you actually care about makes you dumbokay, anon
>>714567336You're the one who suggested having autism, not me. Dumb.
>>714566521MIGHTY
CUNNY
FUKU
KITERU
>>714566297Her owner posted on twitter the other day that she's been getting more fanmail and attention since Uma's global release, apparently she's not just in good shape- But more healthy than owner-san. Urara is strong.
>>714567324I understand that but even after going deep into the affinity rabbit hole and training back to back, I still can't clear. Maybe I really should accept it and just Bakushin it.
>>714567336You didn't say which uma you were using you retard. Maybe learn how to formulate the question so you get a proper answer.
>>714566529here's a guideline for stats to beat URA.
a general advice is that you should try to get orange relationship on most of your support cards before the first summer then take rainbows.
>>714560935>sundayman AND mejiro mcqueen progenyshe is literally a trust fund baby with a talent to boot
>>714567492correct answer
>>714567072>If you don't take your horse out on dates to put her in a good mood, she'll change what races she participates in What the fuck
>>714567441Because it's been a problem with any one I've tried. I've mostly used Nice Nature, Tachyon and Rice Shower, which consistently gets me to the finale. I also had decent success with Vodka. Matikanefukukitaru always falls flat on her face mid-run for me.
>>714567442Interesting, I'd only seen the bottom part of this chart before, will keep an eye on this.
i just misclicked and trained by accident even though my trainee was tired at it was a 54% failure chance
it succeeded
it was guts
>>714567492Ugly ass Christmas socks color palette. Waste of design.
Discipline is doing what you hate to do, but nonetheless doing it like you love it.
>>714567630Like with most weird palette choices, blame the irl owner for dressing her that way
>>714565837Silence's twin sister Loudness Suzuka
How do you know what supports to use? Should I be upgrading them to the level cap right away?
>>714567779Look closer at the chest, anon
>>714565659It's good if you've got an acceleration skill or a shitton of power.
>>714566637lots of time and money spent grinding.
>>714566521machikanefukukiteru
it's not that hard
>>714566521Matikane Fukukitaru
Suddenly it's not so hard.
>Bakushin!
>strap 3 speed, 3 wit card
>???
>A-rank
>>714567997doesn't wit fall off a cliff after 500-600?
>>714563018Is that documentary real and is It entertaining
>>714567824it depends on the uma you plan to use. speed cards are usually a safe choice though. you should be upgrading them.
>>714568045It has uses outside of skill triggering.
>pull cute 3* goth horse girl
>she's moody as fuck, always depressed
>can't win at all
I'm wasting all my TP on this bitch. I won't give up. Sorry, club leader.
Why the fuck do these horses make me even lustier than BA sluts?
>40 hours later to finally get this
RNG please...
>>714566948She's Michael Jackson?
>>714568124Set her as your favourite and post id
Who is nobodies favorite horse? Ryan?
>>714565538Suzuka has one of the easiest runs
>>714568124Bro I'm at least 40 hours in and I haven't even seen a 3*
I even started raising multiple stats to the threshold, and it STILL picks Guts 1* every time.
>>714567072What website is this?
>>714564967I want to start the game just for that horse. But It's probably not worth It
>>714568045Doesn't matter, because this is the easiest method to get your first A-rank horse with a good possibility for 3* speed spark.
>>714560723 (OP)Isnโt this one in Granblue Rising?
>>714566637SSR cards huh, lots of them
>>714568235https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/103201-agnes-tachyon
Many, many useful functions on this site.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper is basically essential for event navigation
>>714568235https://gametora.com/umamusume
>>714568235Gametora
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
Newfag here. What happens if you retire a horse? Like can you still do anything with her?
Or can you still use her again for a run?
>>714568271How is Bakushin so smart?
>>714568124I haven't even gotten a 2* yet...
I (fucking)love scarlet bros
>>714568271what does it matter if it's A rank? for team races rating?
>>714568048Pretty decent. Hardly any voiced narration at all. It's a mixed of animated segments and real video archives. They used the voice line of the people who got interviewed as the narration for the documentary. Does a good job to cover most of Urara's story too.
Don't expect anything related to uma though since this one was made before season 1 even aired.
>>714568271big brain bakushin
>>714568271I used oguri for my first
>1122 witfor what purpose
>>714568335She's the Class Rep
>>714568320she becomes a veteran and you use her for pvp and to inherit her skills to your new trainees. can't use her for another run though.
>>714568271So do you just ignore doing races and keep training?
>>714568271Did you literally only train Speed and Wit?
>>714568271why does this girl sing about vaccines?
>>714568494Bakushin literally doesn't need anything else
Hell one could argue she doesn't even need WIT
>>714568494bakushin only needs speed
oh shit it's an uma! nigga run dayo!
>>714568443Oh so she can still race for PvP?
But say I retire my Mcqueen and she was my only 3 star so far. Does that mean I need to grind it out with whatever roster I have left?
>>714568470Racing = wasted stam
>>714568494Wit training = more stam for speed training
>>714568470You need to do G1 races, both for the sparks and because skills outweigh the score you get for stats. Additionally, your fame grows your unique ability, giving you a ton of score on top of that. You can ignore everything else.
For anyone interested
>https://github.com/katboi01/UmaViewer/releases/
This is a viewer/exporter for the models. They export as PMX files. You can also mix and match outfits if you select Lock Character
>>714568565only veterans can race in pvp. you can train a card as many times as you want, so you can still do more runs with your mcqueen and see if you can get her stats higher. but yeah, for a full pvp team you'll have to train your 2 stars and 1 stars too.
>do run
>swinging maestro doesn't spawn
>lose
>do salty rerun
>still doesn't spawn
>lose again
this game sucks donkey balls
>>714568680By the way, if the rendering is fucked go to the other tab and change region to global
>>714568576Thanks my guy.
Enjoy my 2x Fine Motion in return.
>t. Thrashy
>>714568741Bro you know it's your cards that decide what spawns right?
>>714568565You can still play that horse, a copy of that horse is stored as a veteran. When you play that horse again its like time traveling back to the past and playing with a fresh horse.
>>714563943it's actually the same or less gameplay than the usual gachakino posted here. Just because you like it doesn't mean it has "more" gameplay. Can't you just be genuine for once instead of trying to keep up some retarded gamer cred image?
>>714568680I've been fucking with this, good little utility.
It did read my global file weird and display every model with inverted normals (and thus reverses textures) but export works fine and you can set it to standalone mode if you want the viewer to work right.
>>714568741you know swinging maestro isn't required on every horse right
>>714568794different anon, it really does have a lot more gameplay.
>>714568798That's because the region defaults to Japan.
>"Other" tab on the right hand side>Region - GlobalIt renders perfectly
>>714568841But I read it was on Reddit, they put it at the top of the skills tierlist...
>>714568271What support cards?
Are there any other gacha like this?
I like the roguelike management kino.
>>714568741You mean to say this game is horse shit
>>714568854it has the same gameplay as turn-based gacha and less gameplay than any rhythm/action gacha
>>714568794kek all gacha newfags who disliked the genre will do the
>i-it's not like those other gachas!!every single time once they find one they like.
OH MY FUCKING GOD YEEEEEEEEES
>>714568841I think a Long aptitude trainee would definitely need it so you don't need to waste turns pumping stam
>>714568794haven't seen el director in a while
>>714568741that's the thing, you should train with the expectation that maestro will never appear. that will make training less stressful.
>>714567442My Daiwa Scarlet keeps fucking jobbing at the Finals meanwhile Vodka and Haru are able to clear it easily
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>>714568960It do be like that
>>714568124Meanwhile my dumb fucking C ranked run I did solely for the Claw Machine event and then immediately forcequit got me a 3 power stars and turf while my good runs don't give me shit.
Also how do you display that PWR/LATE/UNIQ thingy, is it like that if played on the phone?
>>714569107I don't get why Limbus is in here when every unit is a free unit as long as you shard them
>>714568691What's her connection with Manhattan Cafe irl?
>>714568956I will offer you a counter-argument with the same amount of effort put into your reply
"nuh uh"
>>714569140Next to Filter and change it to Spark.
>>714569217raced each others few times before tachyon early retirement
>>714568960>watching NL stream Umamusume>by the end of the second stream he's gone from full on "I'm dreading playing this gacha anime shit" to "You know it's actually kind of a lot of content for a free game, I've got 10 hours so far and am enjoying it and haven't spent money"Insanely funny seeing the transformation happen live
>>714569140Literally me with speed but losing in the first Arima Kinen.
>>714569317I don't actually know what the fuck you spend money on this game unless you absolutely must have the newest waifu.
>>714561063dumb frogposter
>>714561095even dumber frogposter
Dura might be a bigger autismo than Goldship
>>714569192yes limbus isnt like the other shitty gacha games, its complex and extremely generous.
>>714568876its important if your uma is running medium/long races, if your uma is doing a lot of sprint or mile races stamina isn't as important. check your career path and see what distance the tracks are.
>>714569353for japan, it's collecting japanese horses
for global, there's no incentive other than ogling at some anime girls or because reddit retards said so
Remember to snuggle your umas before bed or they will have night terrors
>>714563434I want to FUCK Tachyon on her lab table
>>714568884The Idolmaster gachas, so English never ever outside of fan translations
>>714569426Being able to grind out in-game currency to spark every single unit makes it generous yeah, it's literally the only gacha game that lets you do this
>>714569107Not my fault no other gacha has tried roguelites
>>714560723 (OP)carrot in pooper
This is Ryan. She works hard. Please be nice to her.
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>>714560723 (OP)Why didn't they use Centaurs?
>>714569425She's pretty much a special needs kid in her campaign
I still don't understand retards who come into these threads just to seethe at gacha games
>>714569692Because the point if you remove the horses is that the girls are athletes and you're their trainer, it's a raising sim. If they were centaurs, that would come across less specifically. Also you just want centaurs because you like them.
>>714569550Manhattan is going to burn a real hole in my wallet in a couple months
>>714566653this was one of the big 3 gacha of covid era
genshin
uma
fgo
>>714563943The gameplay is ripped from H games. This is take me to the dungeon level gameplay.
>>714569857It's quite literally Idolm@aster
>>714569572Kek I seen the Blue Lock gacha and they pretty much copy Uma Musume 1:1.
>>714569895You can't play that without VPN right?
>>714569857>>714569895Actually it's the Chao Garden from Sonic Adventure
All it needs is for there to be a field where the horsegirls can roman and you can pet them
Why do you guys gotta compare your gachas. Why canโt you just like the thing for what it is
I get the white screen of death when I try to play this. My fault for using Proton, I guess.
>>714569963This, but I also need to be able to pick them up and carry them.
Or the other way around.
>>714569857>>714569895>>714569963I forgot westerners don't know about Power Pro
>>714569963They could easily make the home screen that if they wanted
Why is McQueen's story so damn hard Jesus
Which Umas would you Umu?
>>714561095...I was about to just call you a retard, but honestly, a board dedicated to only Jap games would be pretty good.
When will 4chins allow my IP range to post files again? I can't Tachyon-post
>>714570007normalfags are insufferable gamer activists and too concerned with playing the "correct" game
>>714569857>ripped from H gamesI hate dumb fucks who say incorrect shit so confidently
>>714570116Lol no. Another dead board and you would definitely get the ff8 schizo there.
>>714570089Suzuka's Suzukas ...
>>714570148literally same gameplay
Newbro here, what's the ideal setup for support cards? A balance of everything or focus on different areas?
>>714570052Her career? You'll want to focus on building stamina to not get fucked in the ass by the 3000m+ races, getting lucky with gold blue skills from your cards help a ton too.
Got this from the free daily roll. Is it any good?
>>714570185>Low traffic means dead>Splits his attention between /v/ and /jv/, meaning less posts on bothI fail to see a downside.
>>7145702653spd 1 wit 2 flex. 2 wit can be really nice.
>>714570265I just spread depending on their careers, for sprinters I just use 3 speed cards, for Pace Chasers I usually do 2 speed 2 stamina.
>>714570295That frog poster is a dipshit. What we need is a dedicated gacha board.
>>714570148They even ripped off pic related.
I wonder if the lawsuit from Konami went anywhere.
>>714567539you're supposed to take your horsefu to karaoke on the very first day and never let her drop below good bwo
>>714560723 (OP)Surely her anime is next after Oguriโs?Sheโs their most popular character no?
>>714570401this is the gacha board, sir
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>Thought getting Teio step would be a waste of points as a front runner
>Got both late start + rushed in the finals with no clocks left and it just saved my ass
Teio I'll never doubt you again
I want to euthanize gold ship
>>714570442Hory shit they have no shame
>>714570478This isn't /vg/
>I'm comfortably in the lead and near the finish line, time to use all my power and teleport 50m in an instant to dab on these niggers
Damn, no wonder her knees exploded.
Anyone else ever in sheer panic their horse wont win, skip to the end of the race, only to feel like a scum bag when they get first and you didn't see them win
>>714569107I'm shocked to see PGR getting a mention at all
>>714570215Suzuka's what?
>>714570462The only manga she has is a gag manga.
>>714570442>konamithey're just mad that they didn't think of it first instead of doing whatever the fuck they're doing with bomberman
got this horse from the special mission ticket
>>714570496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj9AkNxxBbM&list=PLRo-VnmONMi_hUxXTgMf10f7-ce0Bjw6V
>>714570496You misspelled โmarryโ
>>714570442So when are we getting the Tokimemo equivalent of a gacha game?
So whats the deal with guts?
>>714570659Why does she and Rice Nigger get to go on the track armed?
>>714570659i like her already
>>714570731It doesn't work until they finally get up their ass to fix it.
>>714568741>Swinging maestroSakura Bakushin gOat would never
>Got no rainbows first 3 days of Summer
>Rainbow appears on the last day
>Accidentally misclick on rest
AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>714570659I want her so bad, but I got Suzuka and had to be a metafag with Oguri Cap.
>>714570731pretty much useless right now, it's a backup for stamina but just train stamina instead. jp version eventually reworked it.
>>714570731Exists for green assistant-sama to trick you into thinking itโs why you lost the race
>>714570765Why would they implement a useless stat? This games like what, 3 years old?
Does anyone know what stats are effected by the aptitudes and by how much? I've seen someone claim that terrain effects only power, distance only speed and positioning only wit, but i can't find any source to confirm this.
It's really weird to me that everyone is autistically obsessing over 3 star stat sparks, while also having zero interest in knowing what can be gained by raising an aptitude to S rank.
>start playing for Mihono Bourbon
>ran her 5 times, can't beat Arima Kinen and keep getting worse and worse after every run
>take a break and start tackling the free SSR roll missions
>run Daiwa Scarlet expecting to lose halfway but maybe I can get her unique skill to pass to Bourbon out of it
>win races
>win Arima Kinen
>win URA finals
man I don't even like her
>>714560923Umas canonically are entities reborn from the spirit of a horse. This is the lore reason that allows the devs to use male horses
>going through absolutely horrid Maruzensky career
>need to use all 3 alarms
>somehow make it to ura qualifiers
>late start
FUCK
>>714570731You need hard work and guts to succeed
>>714570731He got raped by a black guy as a kid.
>>714570903>Daiwa Scarlet's unique skillYou only get their unique skill as a spark once they're 3*.
>>714570382Rice Shower was put down live in the middle of a race after breaking a leg and she got better in the anime so no.
>>714571129It's not like she got better in the anime since they haven't reached that fateful race yet.
>>714570969I was really lucky in my sole succesful run with her. She always manage to proc her unique every single time, it's crazy.
>>714570731The green bitch will try to corrupt gullible trainers into wasting valuable months training it and claiming your Uma sucks and lost that race because she didn't have the guts to win it
Where do I find the porn? Not much on e621
>>714562386Gold Ship doesn't scare her, the one who scare her was Orfevre
>>714570643So aerodynamic...
>>714571129what? Couldnt they at least transport the horse of the track? What the fuck
>>714571229You have to go to a pachinko parlor in Tokyo and ask the man with tattoos for it.
>>714571229Panda should still have some
>>714570643I guess she got a lifending injury because she doesn't have any cushion...
>>714571229cough fanbox cough panda
>>714571307No they couldn't, the break was too severe and it was 95 so they didn't exactly have the same tech for moving horses as now, they threw up a curtain to hide him from the crowd and put him out of his pain
I just find out you can't redo Oguri Cap's IRL race schedule in the game
>>714571193>She always manage to proc her unique every single timeSame here assuming she didn't get a late start and throw the race. (I even invested in focus for goodness sake!)
>>714571173>>714571129>>714571418>was dissapointed I got the moody goth horse instead of the robot autist I wanted to the cow-girl>now I feel super sad for the moody goth horse...allright lets try
>>714571125great now I'm even more pissed off thanks
>>714571209Can your horse do this? No? It's because she doesn't have the guts.
>>714569217Trained together outside of races, had a decent amount of shared stable time. No real information on whether they were particularly friendly or not however. Tachyon's personality is one of the least reported on in horse racing, they're mysterious for a lot of reasons.
>>714571129The race that Rice Shower injured themselves in wasn't even in the anime, anon-kun. You might be thinking of Suzuka.
>>714571209To be fair she has no comprehension of loss or why it would happen to a horse, considering she never experienced defeat in her undefeated career as Tokino Minoru.
You guys were right about Bakushin's career. Jesus.
>going through with Bakushin's career
>neck and neck fighting for 1st in the URA finals
>she's losing ground
>two skills pop at that moment and she's back but it's still neck and neck
>like 100 metres left and it's anyone's win
>mfw Class + Speed = BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN
The game clicked for me at that moment
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>>714571974Yeah probably mixing Suzuka's bad race with Rice beating McQueen
>leave game idle on home screen
>see Bakushin walking towards the juke box
Uh oh
>Flustered Front Runners
>Flustered End Chasers
What is the uma doing when these proc
>>714572513https://youtu.be/sxcAXamuyR4
>>714572514>What is the uma doing when these proc
>>714572096TOKINO MINORU
NAKED
good morning I hate mejiro mcqueen
>>714572513Sorry bro I requested it, +1 Umazing.
>>714571173Did the real life rice shower also had huge ears?
>>714572573Yakuza-san! Delete this!
>>714572514I once gotten Flustered Front Runners as a Front Runner... I basically shot myself in the foot.
>>714572573Bro this is a blue board
I heard '3 hour dailies' and noped.
>>714572573Damn she's a WW2 veteran?
>>714572732Just a thought but have you tried ignoring the grinding and just playing the game as and when you want to?
>>714572732The daily rewards aren't worth stressing over
>>714572732It's 5 hour dailies actually
>>714572732The dailies are actually 8 hours.
>>714572684I don't think it applies to yourself if you trigger it.
>>714572790If you want your Umas to job.
So I just sat through the mainstory part one and I really really dont fucking care about McQueen. Luckily Gold Ship was there.
Now is the anime centered around MAKWEEN? Becuase if yes I might just not give it a try
>>714572825It doesn't. If anything it gives you a leg up
>>714572732it's actually 10 hours and good riddance
>>714562973halu ulala ganbarimaaasu
>>714572749I wonder in Umamusume timeline, what are the horse girls role during war time, some kind of special forces or stormtroopers?
>>714572732The dailies are called that cause they take all day
>>714572825>>714572858It looked like my horse had that red mist around her head too.
>>714572732I'm still doing my dailies since launch...
>>714572732The dailies are actually 24 hours. When they end, they begin.
>>714572857Where is the little hat?
>>714572842I'm watching Season 1 right now, It's Special Week's cartoon.
I'm on episode 7 and despite Vodka being on the main team I don't think I can recall a single line she's said or action she's done. She might as well not exist. Goldship steals the show too much.
>Vodkas campaign
"Damn, I want to beat my rival!"
"Well, I beat my rival! I want to what I want without following a set path now, rather than sticking to what other people want to tell me to do."
>Daiwa Scarlet's campaign
"TRAINER I NEED VODKA'S PUSSY RUBBING UP AGAINST MINE RIGHT NOW!!!!"
>>714572842Season 2 is Teio and McQueen
>>714572749He was a symbol of pride at the end of the 1940's to early 1950's. Ten races, ten victories with an unfathomable power behind his stride. His short yet marvellous career coming to an end due to injury and tetanus. A few years after, the movie 'The Phantom Horse' got him incredibly more over with the general Japanese and into full-on stardom. So there's a lot of prestige there. Especially with the nation needing symbols during that time.
>>714572842Watch Season 2. You won't regret it.
>>714572954honestly, very accurate
>>714572937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvvxrNMQggU
No hat, but Horse Shower did have a dark aura.
>>714560723 (OP)the actual irl Gold Ship is actually like that he's a fucking menace.
>>714572842Season 1 is Special Week and Silence Suzuka, Season 2 is Teio and McQueen (mostly Teio honestly), Season 3 is Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond. Spin off's kinda reveal who they're about to you in their titles. CynGray is about Oguri Cap.
>>714572954Rice Shower and Mihono Bourbon felt like this too
>>714563283Where do I find horses that look like this?
Girls are fine too
>>714572954Stop questioning things and change her races to get back at Vodka already.
>>714573091When is Haru Urara getting her show where she just loses repeatedly and chases butterflies
>>714563514You get like 3 free guaranteed SSR characters, but at the same time, this gacha is all about cards/weapons and grinding.
It's fun as long as you're used to x-com's "99% chance to hit".
>>714573050This was only really true in one race, and it's mostly because they over-worked the shit out of the poor horse to the point that it was basically feral when it was brought out to track. The JRA Commercials romanticize it a bit now, but at the time there was a lot of press about abuse because of the regime they put the horse through. That being said, the commercial in question did use some hella cool imagery and I'm glad the anime co-opted it.
>>714560723 (OP)IRL he is unironically too smart for a horse and takes the piss on purpose.
>>714573195Probably never a show since it'd be too fucked up just to see her lose over and over (plus her career is absurdly long and it'd be hard to pick choice races from it). I think a movie would work though. Maybe end it on the race named after her and push that even though she lost (again) she was happy to compete.
>>714573157the horse is more a fucking cartoon than the actual cartoon character.
>>714573290Gold Ship is the living proof that God has a sense of humor.
>>714565538Frontrunners are the easiest actually. That's why people can do meme runs with 6x Speed Bakushin.
>>714573024Where's her tail? Did she lose it in the war?
this shit is going to get me interested in actual horse racing
>>714572873Message runners were a real thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner_(messenger)
How do I build Air Groove. I got her an incredible speed stat and she used it for absolutely nothing and came in 17th.
>horses in past were used to terrorize and troll strongest empires with hit and run tactics
>horses today are used to run meaningless races over fucking money bets
end this species' misery
>>714573362Tucked in between her massive asscheeks.
>>714573362She's probably tucking it. Tazuna seemingly doesn't want people to know she's Tokino, just like how the director is lying about her identity too.
no g1
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>>714563301not the only one
>>714563514>Is this game worth getting intono. It's a gacha game, don't bother, go and play real games you have in your backlog, do not listen to the people saying it's worth it they're gachafags aka gambling addicts who has lost all sense of what a good game is.
>>714573365I've actually started watching horse race videos already. It's so over.
>>714573337>Frontrunners are the easiest actuallyYou know that's true when the best way to handle McQueens career is to give her A rank frontrunner through inheritance
>>714573416If they succeed they get to live a comfy life and dumb humans bring them bitches to fuck though.
>>714566637Full SSR cards, good legacy, RNG not fucking you over at 5% failure chance. It's actually doable for non-whales.
>first ever URA Finale Finals 1st place is a nobrain Speed Bakushin run
cheated not only the game but also myself, damn
was fun though
>>714573507that was my first too
>>714573487about as stupid as giving harem to basketball star niggers
steeds have fallen
>>714563301That's false. She ran in the G1 February Stakes.
>>714573467My wife, Nice Nature, ran G1s, she just never won and only got 3rd place 3 times in a row.
>>714573590Nice Jobberโฆ
>>714573635for me it's No Fat Chicks
>>714573467Ardan is a jobber?? I really like how she looks
How do I get the Bakushin song?
>>714573635>+$200 SIGN UP BONUSShould I sign up bros?
>>714573590And as a result she gets more skill points when she places 3rd in non-goal races.
Unironically I don't know how to play around this. This should be a legit strat but you literally can't do anything about it.
>>714573416I'm sure if you asked the horses if they wanted to run in a circle or charge into spears they'd take the circle.
>>714573731It will come to you, you might already have it
>>714573737Only if you are a midget.
>>714573713Talented but with a body of glass gimmick. Didn't last very long irl.
>>714573635200 dollar signing bonus could get me Kitasan Black...
>>714569857>>714569895>>714569963>>714570034Umamusume was created by Akihiro Ishihara, who is also the creator of the Idolmaster series. In turn, he created Idolmaster when Namco asked him to develop an arcade competitor to Sega's popular Derby Owners Club, an arcade horse raising simulator.
Umamusume is basically him going full circle, combining both idols and horses in a single raising sim.
>>714573828I don't have Bakushin herself unlocked so it might be that
>>714573843I hope that translates well in game because I love glass cannons
>>714573792War horses don't run to spears though
>>714573897This is fake news, Tachyon (my wife) would be on top!
>>714573981Fool, look at that face, a top is a state of being, not a position
>>714572679WOMAN OF ILL REPUTE
>>714571572>do this too>accidentally made this
>>714573897Bring Manny must be hell, fucking Tachyon probably drugs every coffee you drink
>>714572679>>714574080Why are American horses like this?
>>714573863>Umamusume is basically him going full circle, combining both idols and horses in a single raising sim.amazing, a man with zero good ideas.
>>714571173>maiten-something something start dancing>camera starts ignoring her instead
>>714574050She's letting it happen, she's the one in control
>>714573981Tachyon just drugged Cafe and wanted to see how deep her primal urges can go.
That face is clearly showing enjoyment.
>>714574089Guts too low, you should train them or I'd say your the 12th favourite to win.
>>714574165What the fuck is wrong with this horse
>>714574117Zero good ideas have somehow resulted in two massively popular and successful franchises though.
Team Vodka or Team Scarlet?
>>714574252Going too fast.
>>714574290I hate Vodka for baiting me so..
>>714569384Ooooh I like Air Shakur
What I really don't like about Uma is how fucking long it takes to farm. Normally, it takes a few minutes to spend your stamina in a gacha game, but here, going through three careers every day is a fucking nightmare. I actually don't know how much I'd last at this pace.
>>714574089>1600 speedwait how bad is the powercreep in this game
>>714574379just don't do it retard
>>714573863Interesting. Thought the idol stuff in uma was just some random thing and that the series had no ties to im@s
>>714569384What is that punished Daiwa
>>714574438This is season 1, right? The artstyle looks like ass
>>714574370>Named after the rapper Tupac >Bad temperament >Thought it's fence was attacking it, charged at it, perished in the attempt to defeat said fence Enjoy your strange honse, friend.
>>714570292Twin Turbo a cute!!!! A CUTE !!!!!
I WILL PROTECT HER SMILE!!!
>>714574438I swear Air Shakur leaves the gate just fine in the real race
>>714574379Imagine actually having to play a game
>>714574475she dived between vodka's legs too quickly and caught a clit to the eye socket
>>714574430Game's 4 years old and has pvp anon, it's gonna have powercreep. Good news is you just ignore the pvp
>>714574547He does, yeah. The anime was going for something a lil sillier.
>>714574587yeah but how do you get to 1000+ stats? powercreep supports? new scenarios?
>>714574343I'm not familiar with the lore of the horses or how they make these gacha games but its weird to me that they made a high budget movie for a 1* character
>>714574649A lot of perfected breeding and new supports. Hell you'd probably be able to reach that speed stat in global with Kitasan support if the higher stats were implemented.
>>714574649Reaching two 1000+ is moderately easy even on global right now.
One word is luck, but the proper term would be, surprise surprise, card powercreep.
>>714574660Star rating has absolutely nothing to do with their actual ability. Especially since you can just raise it. The rl Tachyon was a beast that, despite it's career being cut short early, ended up being a phantom shadow on it's generation since any honse doing well after-ward would get the 'Tachyon would've won though' treatment from the press. I'd recommend basically ignoring stars in lore terms, there's no correlation.
>>714574878yeah no I mean that's what's confusing. how is it that whoever's in charge of assigning rarities to these horses could go "hmm yes this legendary once in a lifetime fleeting enigma should show up in everyone's rolls" while two horses who broke their legs and sent to the glue factory get to be an SSR
>>714574660Every horse in this game has a high powerlevel irl. The only actual one star character is Haru
>>714574660>>714574878Agnes Tachyon was very much considered Deep Impact before Deep Impact
Deep Impact when
>>714575038Suzuka and Rice were incredible in the time they were around as well
Most of the Umamusume are the cream of the crop, thereโs a ton of horses that are just average out there
>>714574531I like ladies with sharp teeth
>>714575087Didn't Deep Impact's owner refuse to give the likeness?
>>714571418wonder how all the chronic gamblers felt seeing the horse they bet all their money get executed on track
>>714575038Honestly couldn't tell you the logic behind it, but the actual process to get 1*'s and 2*'s to 3* (and therefore unlock their costumes and the whole reason you'd want them) is kind of a pain in the ass in it's own right. The 'generosity' of making them low stars is pretty superficial.
>>714575087Deep Impact never ever. The owner thinks the game is disrespectful to the honses for some reason. We got his daughter Gentildonna at least.
>>714569384It's pretty funny how you can tell that the staff was still toying with what sort of personality each horse should have back when this was made, some of them act kinda different nowadays.
>Daiwa 'Scarlet'
>Peak 'Blue'
explain
>>714575119alright fair enough I don't mean to downplay their achievements and badmouth the dead, sorry
>>714575257So she can use Hollow 'Purple' to decimate that bitch Vodka.
>>714575059Haru is the goat and has outlived 99% of the horses in this game. Who's the real winner here?
Also I'm pretty sure Haru's too old for this now however did they ever get knocked up by goldship?
>>714575365No they didn't for whatever reason so now she just lives in happy retirement
>>714575330Everyone knows Scarlet wants vodka to pin her down and fuck her, you're not fooling anyone Scarlet.
>>714575365Fucking Gold Ship is expensive. Haru Urara was never going to produce any champion horses, so the idea of mating them would be a waste of money. That being said, they did plan to mate her with Deep Impact (Arguably the GOAT) for the memes at one point.
>>714575441We could've had the ultimate horse. The WILLPOWER of Haru and the RAW STRENGTH of goldship.
Are japs just stupid? Why didn't they get them to fuck eachother?
>>714575271Youโre gonna get haunted by Japanese horses now woooOOOOoooo
>>714575478I find it amusing that horse semen is one of the most expensive liquids in the world
>>714575478>they did plan to mate her with Deep Impact for the memes at one point.Incredibly japanese.
>>714575517oh no I hope they won't cuddle me to death in their anime form haha
>>714575617Hey it works doesn't it? Eclipse's dick was worth billions in retrospect seeing as the entire industry comes from him almost.
>>714573365Did you know Gold Ship's son won Takarazuka Kinen this year, 10 years after the 12 billion yen accident
https://youtu.be/elrYtS7iK6g?si=ls3MrLlpeEO1Tr8C
Bakushin horse lore fact! Did you know in order to cultivate and maintain strong traits in horse bloodlines, in-breeding became a common tool that is still used to this day? Even though thrice in-bred horses have shown ill temperaments and unusual behaviours? MORE BAKUSHIN FACTS... NEXT TIME!!!
>not once went full power so he never suffered any major injuries
>tried hard enough that there's prestige to his name and he gets to retire as a celeb horse fucker instead of turning into glue
Is Goldship actually the smartest horse?
>>714575768NTA but I heard the commentator actually joked about Gold Ship's fuck up during this race, something along the lines of "He left the gate smoothly unlike his father."
>>714575864Autism is a source of power. It is simply a case of how you use it.
>>714575864>not once went full power so he never suffered any major injuries I'm all for loving Gold Ship but that's glazing him a bit too hard. It's true that he'd half-ass races at times, but he also very much put his best hoof forward in several as well. He's considered erratic because whether you'd get the Peak Gold Ship or the Lazy Jerk Gold Ship was based entirely on his mood that day.
>>714575864Fortuna favet autismus
>>714575864He is actually measurably smarter than the average horse according to his trainers so yeah probably
>>714575829Yup, since my aunt used to breed horses for a living (And I helped out during the summers, mostly just holding the mare while the stud does it's thing, but I've also helped delivering foals which is scary as fuck when you are 11-12 years old)
>>714575864Gold Ship being so intelligent is literally the reason why the horse is retarded,
Most horses only reach a level of intelligence comparable to that of a 3 year old human child. Gold Ship meanwhile is around as intelligent as a 7 year old human child. Which makes him incredibly bratty and rebellious. Same goes for most of his siblings and dad.
>>714576092That's pretty neat. Must've picked up a lot of cool horse facts of your own during that time, anon.
>>714575087>>714575128>>714575241Deep Impact will never be allowed in Umamusume because of the doping scandal.
Deep Impact was found to have banned substances in them after testing. So basically the reason he was so fucking good was because he was drugged up.
The owner wants to bury that and doesn't want people to remember it.
>>714576186Pity. Would be hilarious to have a horse that constantly hints at being on roids.
>>714576154Sadly not that i can remember (this was about 20 years ago when i was a teen), but things bubble upp when i get reminded. But it was fun (and it had nothing to do with all the cute girls in the stables, no sire)
>>714576186can you really say deep impact is a fraud if his sons also shat on everyone and one of his sons even did the Triple Crown too