Thread 715950069

LMAO

>>715950069 (OP)
Does anyone here even remember Jazz Jackrabbit?

>>715950620
Of course.
Every school computer in my middle school had it installed, so we would always play together through lan.
Those were the times...

>>715950069 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc

>>715950620
Everyone here wants to hump him, yes.

>>715950069 (OP)
Is this a wonderbread thing? Because I swear to God I saw a picture with this exact scenario but with different characters.

>>715950742
Definitely. It's clearly fetish art.
Now I don't see what's titillating about Cliffy B's cartoon rabbit falling into lava ass first but that's how these things work.

>>715950620
It's impressive how generic those designs are

>>715950620
i like the second one

>>715950915
>Generic
Blind and Retarded I see. They're great as sprites and do well with cartoon transformation.

>>715950620
Was there a Jazz easter egg in Dust or no?

>>715950742
yep
ass on fire fetish

Don't mind me, just posting the best song in the series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsisGqvXP8I

>>715950620
The only good thing Cliffy B ever worked on.

>>715950620
It's pretty crazy how amateurish the non-pixel-art art looks in comparison

>>715951234
Was the good artist fired before Lori was added?

Best soundtrack of any game?
https://youtu.be/dfshQCuqkOo

>>715953819
Yes. I think Lori's sprites were done by Scotty Cone instead of Nick Stadler. You'd think the Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Plus modders would fix up her sprites a bit.

>>715954325
You'd think. She stands out in a bad way.
I noticed it when I got the GOG version (the one I had as a kid didn't have her).
And same thing as >>715953762 said, only the in-game pixel art (except for lori, have that really nice shading and stuff, but everything else looks early deviantart level.

>>715950620
Of course

>>715955594
dick not big enough

>>715953159
Man there are way too many good tracks in Jazz Jackrabbit 2, I don't even have a favourite one.

>>715950620
I've heard of it and vaguely seen it, and Im no spring chicken. You guys must be ANCIENT

>>715950742
it's definitely a fetish, I know of at least two artists who frequently draw art of characters launched in the air with their asses on fire

>Make cartoon gag
>Someone gets a fetish out of that

>>715950069 (OP)
>>715950620
Bazz Jackrabbit

>>715950742
There's a number of artists who draw certain cartoony antics in a suspicious manner. In particular, I remember drawings of the 'eyes popping out of sockets with tongue sticking out' gag. Seems like people can't enjoy anything normally if they jerk it to comedy shticks.

>>715956365
Every gag you've ever seen became someone's sexual awakening like flattening

>>715955594
where's the old men

more like jazz jackoffrabbit lol

>>715950620
poor mans sonic for PC.u.c.k.s

>>715951234
Have any other games done the "babby easy mode / roided hard mode" difficulty selection since?

>>715950620
jazz is basically buster bunny, except for the eye shape

>>715950620
Jazz1 was one of my favorite game as a kid, played the shareware version on a loop and was so fucking happy when I got the full version of few years later.
Played Jazz2 much, much later and hated it.
I still sometime listen to Jazz1 OST when working.

Jazz sucked for the same reason sonic and a lot of others did. The gameplay was based on moving fast, but then you had zero view distance to make course corrections.

>>715961495
>The gameplay was based on moving fast
Dunno, for me the gameplay was about finding the bajillon invisible/destructible tunnels in every level.

>>715952315
I seriously need to turn off the computer for a week. I have seen enough.

>>715961794
Is it that bad if you think about it

>>715950620
Cliffy B remembers

>>715961996
he even has the chair lmao

>>715956365
Being an artist is suffering. When you want to have someone end up in a humiliating situation, people are going to take it the wrong way.

>>715950620
That yellow bunny needs to sit on my face and/or cock

>>715950620
A surprising amount of zoomoids know about Jazz Jackrabbit
I guess being a furry character attached to Epic is enough to make him notable now

>>715962630
>not wanting to make some of your fans extra happy by accident
ngmi

>>715962919
You'd think they would have added a Jazz skin to Fortnight by now

>>715950620
They all look pretty cute here desu, especially Jazz.

>>715961495
Jazz 2 fixed that

Jazz Jackrabbit 1 or 2?
>contrarians will say Jazz Jackrabbit GBA

>>715950069 (OP)
Your ass touching lava would kill you.
Not only would the heat cause your death before you touch it but the burns would be so excessive you'd end up dying from the shock. And if your didn't, you'd die from the sepsis

>>715950620
used to play it when we were kids

>>715963637
2 felt too much like a furry game.

>>715963889
Why is Anon talking in 3rd person?

>>715950664
Fuck, man. Remember when schools let you actually have fun? Now I hear my nieces and nephews complain that they're supervised even during lunch breaks because nobody can be trusted, the computers have no entertainment and are heavily locked-down, like you can't even change the wallpaper without admin priveleges.
Fucking grim.

>>715964021
because I still had friends back then

>>715955594
>green
they watched Bucky O'Hare growing up

lol

>>715965983
in the second page it just looks like the turtle explodes just from being called stupid

>>715964028
Have you spent even two minutes watching them play Roblox? It's complete brainrot, it's better to confine and monitor them.

>>715965983
>Jazz in a psychopath preying on mental challenged turtles
>Bird was jailed for being a jeet
I miss the 90s.

>>715950069 (OP)
FOR THE LAST TIME, RABBITS DON'T HAVE BEANS OR PAWPADS

>>715967537
don't care. beans hotter.

>>715967537
LET ME LICK THOSE FEET

>>715965983
What do you call this style

>>715951234
uooooh ToT

>>715950742
Everything is a fetish. There's a guy comm'ing furry women in prison outfits for example.

>>715950620
reminder we got official lori porn at some point

>>715950620
I still can hear the music in my head. How epig has fallen.

>>715972237
Pics or it didn't happen

>>715973609
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/87865#search=Lori_Jackrabbit

>>715974308
Okay, that's pretty cool. Wish modern devs would do that, too

>>715972004
death animations are a lost art https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvMVHx2JRU

>>715974760
That's nothing: https://youtu.be/0DwAaPwHT8g

>>715974985
Falling from cliffs?

>>715975102
There's a lot of that, to be fair

>>715974985
>show kid die in various ways
Eric Chahi didn't give a fuck.

>play through game
>one of these follows you through your entire life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whWTKzoxSM8

>>715976339
Which one?

>>715962919
>>715963042
Epic did put a Jazz Jackrabbit reference in Fortnite. And not the shitty reboot version either.

>>715950742
Anyone got the original of this pic? I haven't seen it in forever

>>715972237
Not really "official", just done by the game artist.

>>715978971
i wonder if they have some other easter eggs for games like unreal tournament too

>>715978971
ironic that this is called crime city, like the devs know it is a crime they are not making more games besides fortnite maintenance

>>715963812
lava is not that hot, it's only about 1200c for the really hot stuff. Yes it will give you third degree burns but it's not going to kill you before you touch it. You can get pretty close to it without being actually burnt

>>715950069 (OP)
>YAHAHA HOOOIE MAMA MIA

>>715979818
>>715979967
The current Fortnite devs can't make a new Jazz Jackrabbit game (or anything else for that matter) aside from Fortnite updates. They're live service sloppers and they are damn good at that. They wouldn't know what to do with Jazz.

Would be interesting to see a dev actually finish Jazz Jackrabbit 3D. I don't know how well it'd sell but it would at least be interesting.

>>715950620
Is that the artist that did Dust: An Elysian Tale?

>>715980207
He designed the two female characters, yes, but not Jazz or Spazz.

>>715950620
Who can forget this epic main menu music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPM5I2u8ZWQ

>>715950620
>>715951234
Why is Jazz so immensely proud of his massive bush of pubes?
He's always spreading his legs like that.

I really wish epic would give Jazz 3D a shot again, they got all this budget could easy put it to some cheap side game like this.

>>715982417
Because, unlike other cartoon rabbits, he has actual rabbit legs. That's something real rabbits do cause of how their hips are shaped.
>>715982424
>Budget/Money
Yeah but no talent. Activision tried just throwing money at Crash Bandicoot and look at how poorly that went.

>>715981265
>just marco and tarma but furries
what did they mean by this

>>715983045
Who the fuck are "marco and tarma"?

>>715983376
use google before posting. it could save your life

>>715983376
>>715983871
fuck wrong pic

>>715983871
>>715983953
I can feel your pain.

>>715983376
The metal slugs.

>>715950620
I do

>>715984607
I now pronounce you anon and bnuy.
You may kiss the jackrabbit.

>>715950069 (OP)
JUMPIN JACK FLASH IS A GAS GAS GAS

>>715972004
i mean i can kinda get prison outfits to some extent since there's the idea attached that these women are bad and crazy which can be attractive

>>715986792
/v/ introduced me to flightsuit entrapment but that's a scaly thing. In a puritanical landscape people will find full body suits hot. Would put money on a kigu or onesie kink.

>>715950620
Hello. I'm resident (notso)oldfag around here.

>>715950620
I do

>>715951234
>tfw no muscle mommy lori gf

I'm amazed at how many people remember a cheap Sonic knockoff like Jazz. Was it just PCfags being desperate for blue hedgecock or is Jazz actually a solid game and character design?

>>715991158
Gameplay is a solid 7/10.
However:
The soundtrack is God-tier.
Shareware mean tons of people got to play the first episode for free.

post more hot rabbit boys

>>715991158
It plays alright. Has the usual western platformer issue of level design being too long and mazelike, but it's on the high end as far as that goes. Like the other guy said, though, the soundtrack is SSS+ tier.

>>715992423
Because they fell in lava?

>>715992460
no

>>715991158
Jazz isn't really a sonic knockoff. It's more its own era of platformer/shooter DOS games like Duke Nukem, which were inspired by arcade run'n'guns and beat'em'ups such as TMNT or Contra. Sure, it takes inspiration from sonic as well, but it's not a clone.

>>715992525
Also Jazz 2 plays pretty much nothing like Sonic

>>715992806
It has the spindash, jump springs and speed boosters thoughbeit

>>715992525
Yes he's a Sonic knockoff aping the "Gotta go fast" shit. Hell >>715965983 from the manual pokes fun at that fact. At least he evolved outside of that in Jazz 2.

>>715992908
I had rabbit once and it tasted bland.

>>715950620
I'm still sad that Jazz 3D never ended up being a thing
Obviously I expect literally nothing good from modern Epic if they ever try to pick up Jazz again
Jazz 2 still has one of my favourite soundtracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14b5T8Ki00c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvI9ww_5gPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke89OqQR08Q

>>715983871
this by the devil connection/kitsune lady? forget her name
or is it just some other TDM vn

>>715993281
needed something to jazz it up

>>715993721
Oh you

>>715950620
I never thought this was made by Cliff fucking shit Bee. Shame he abandoned jazz rabbit completely when he changed genre to 3rd person slop.

>>715991158
>is Jazz actually a solid (...) character design
anon, you have eyes, you can see by yourself it's not a good character design

>>715995245
I think it's a good character design, personally.

>>715994619
He's been open to working with Epic on a new instalment, but there's no way modern Epic is going to let that happen as there's no way to tie it back into Fortnite.

If we're talking Epic and franchise neglect; I feel so bad for Infinity Blade fans. Not only is their series abandoned and all entries are delisted from sale, there's no good way to play the titles on native hardware without jumping through hoops. Fucking Tim.

>>715996435
Get that horse out of here

>>715993696
>this by the devil connection/kitsune lady?
yes it's by bayachao no TL though :^)

>>715972237
>>715974308
more sexo than the sonic rabbits

>>715996750
neat
i'll just textractor it

>>715980135
the devs know, make as over the top as possible, the issue is timmy.

>>715970321
Imagine if babies could have that long hair

>>715992989
other games did that before sonic, like Sparkster Rocket Knight Adventures 1 and 2, in fact all of sonic 3 took off sparkster and even aero the acrobat manual

>>715974308
The dumbest placement of watermark

>>715979818
Still can't understand the disrespect they show Unreal Tournament, the game that made their company

>>715950620
I used to make elaborate levels in the editor for the second game. And play them online. Good fun. I had an few actually good levels. And not trash made by your typical kid.

Are you readyyyyy?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzpBLiM3AcA

The upgrade from Jazz 1 to Jazz 2 was rad
Child me thought it was the best shit ever

>>715950620
i only had the shareware version my parents did not let me get the full game

>>715997352
>he needs tools to read
grim

>>715997629
Those all came out after Sonic

>>715998635
not my problem

>>715999440
And all you mentioned came from sonic 3

>>716000076
Green Hill Zone had jump springs.
The spindash, as done in Jazz Jackrabbit 2, is also present in Sonic 1. If you want to refer to the charged version specifically, that's present in Sonic 2, which still predates the games you mentioned.
Not sure about dash panels, but they were in Sonic 2 which, again, still predates all of those games

>>715950620
>Does anyone here even remember Jazz Jackrabbit?
Do you?

>>715950069 (OP)
this is my favorite genre of vidya fanart

>>716000821
Well drawn?

>>716000821
I personally blame pic related for fucking me up

>>716000821
its a stealthy fetish for sure
I wouldn't doubt people make these just based on other cartoons doing it, without even having the fetish
I'm guessing by the curvature on the butt tho that this is a fetish piece

>>716003151
>p-people just unwittingly copy a fetish
it's the other way around. people draw something innocuous, some reject with fucked up brain chemistry finds it arousing

>>715950620
I thank GoG and the faggots on FurAffinity for keeping the memory of it alive.

>>716003151
I wonder where this one came from

>>716003665
I guess furries aren't totally useless.

>>716003551
You're going to see an explosion of stealth shit once porn gets banned on a wide enough scale

>>715991158
I liked both Jazz and Sonic a lot. Me and my brothers had a blast playing Jazz 2 co-op on our dad's PC. I can't say how much of these good memories of Jazz are just childhood nostalgia though. Very memorable soundtrack either way.

wow cool fucking thread post some damn fappable rabbit boys

>>715982417
His massive pubes hides a massive schlong obviously.

>>715989206
bnuuyboi

>>716007359
Bowser face ruins it

>>715965282
That's what I was thinking.

>>716007229
wahoo?

>>715950330
>when you get your sexuality irrevocably ruined before you're a teenager
ftfy

i have seen so many toon sight gags turned into full on fetishes.

>>716011990
How bad's it gotten?

>>716012290
hearts visibly beating through chests, running into cliff walls, literally every toon gag you can think of.
dude, when you live in a world where bees stinging a girls knees specifically until they swell up the size of watermelons is a fetish, you should know not to be surprised by anything.

>>715991158
To be fair it's among some of the first games Epic ever did.

>>715950620
It was installed on the computers at my school, so I played a ton of it.

I still have a ton of nostalgia for jazz jackrabbit 2's soundtrack


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHCGUriLNrQ&ab_channel=SupSuper

>>715952315
Rito meat would definitely taste good

>>716012613
>running into cliff walls
What? How does that become one?

>>716013923
the same way being flattened does.
or falling off a cliff and disappearing into a tiny puff of smoke in the distance once you hit the ground.

literally every single thing in this world is a fetish, you know.
there is someone out there with a fetish for wearing one sock and coating their ear with mustard while they watch laundry dry on their radiator.

>>715950069 (OP)
Rabbit sex

>>715950069 (OP)
aw sweet a bucky o'hare thread

>>715950620
Yeah. JJ2 is my favorite video game of all time, considering everything. It's the crowning achievement of the retro 2d platformer era. Also, the community is amazing and give the game endless replay value.

>>715950620
>>716015313
i like it, but c'mon guys it's Earthworm Jim + Sonic.

>>715950620
i recently played it, the music is insane

I wish people played multiplayer

>>715961495
Jazz is more like Mega Man and Contra than Sonic, the gameplay is about shooting things and not getting hit. It's actually really nice, and def more fun than 2D Sonic.

>>715967537
furfags will put beans on everything, even goats and lizards, pure mental illness

>>715974749
define "modern devs", there are a lot of furfag game devs nowadays and you can bet your ass a lot of them either draw or commission their characters nakes I'd know, I'm one of them

Can we talk about the cool custom levels people have been making for this game?

>>716015487
Yeah, but it's more fun than those two combined. There's almost no frustrating bits in Jazz 1 or 2. Epic actually knew how to make games, the quality of their output in the retro era could probably rival Nintendo's, a shame that retro PC games are not popular.

>>716016405
>There's almost no frustrating bits in Jazz 1 or 2.
i like these games but jazz 1 is full of bullshit for the simple reason you can't see that far ahead

>>716012613
For me, it's when a piano falls on them and their head pops out with piano keys in their mouth that make piano sounds

>>716016618
i wonder how nonfatal inflation explosion anon is doing...

>>715963902
You're thinking of 3. 2 was just modern looney tunes while 1 was more like old looney tunes. If there ever was a new game (lol I wish) I wish they would bring back the style from the first games and the comics.

>>715950069 (OP)
How is this even funny or 'lol' material? Its literally just ripping off super mario 64 when he hits lava but you made it a gay rabbit. Thats not funny in the slightest, what am I missing?

End game score sequence where the princess strips based on your score.

>>716016614
Just tip toe your way around the danger zones. I remember Exoticus and that one city level in particular being stingy with the enemy placement, but they usually include many carrots or invincibility stars. There's also a difficulty setting, another thing Sonic doesn't have lol.

>>716016851
ive read the entire thread and I still dont get how its supposed to be funny.

>>716016851
an erection and knowledge of the past.

>>716016405
>almost no frustrating bits in Jazz 1 or 2
The dude drugs lmao section fucking your controls up?
The rat labs that just refuse to be hit at certain angles and clip you?

>lori
the fuck? was she a cut character? I played the shit out of JJR2 and never saw that yellow thing

>>716014324
Reminds me of the one with being compacted into cubes, spheres, and cylinders

>>716017692
she's europe exclusive as the expansion pack was only released there

>>716017526
The only frustrating bit in Jazz2 for me was the Medivo boss. It's pretty awkward to hit because of that chain and ball. I eventually found out that you can uppercut the chain and ball and break it for good. It sucks, but then again, Jazz2 has some cheats built-in that you can use too, they come in handy whenever you get hit with something stupid in a fan made level pack, so I'm willing to forgive it.

>>716018190
>Medivo
>Jazz 2
???

>>715992989
>jump springs
Fun fact, the springs in jazz are referencing the springs in Xargon specifically.

>>716018353
Yeah, the third planet in the throwback episode is a remake of Medivo.

>>715989206
PUT THOSE FUCKEN DOGS AWAY

>>716018917
Shit, my fault
I completely forgot it was in 2 too somehow

Remake made by Toys for bob?

That's not Bucky O'Hare.

>>716019158
Maybe if they keep it 2D. When was the last time a hand-drawn pure 2D HD remake came out? Earthworm Jim HD?

>>716019158
LOL

>>716019443
>Earthworm Jim HD
Fuck, you reminded me you can't even buy that game anymore.

>>716019158
I'd be up for it, if anything to have 3D models of the characters for sfm reasons.

>>716019158
yes but with more sexual bits for my adult brain

>>716012290
>How bad's it gotten?
There are toon gag fetishwear sites.
https://www.tooncore.net/

>>716020430
wtf. 35 bucks for this boring shit? io was expecting a flat guy frisbee or a boob boxing bag

>>716020430
Transformation is such a shit fetish. Almost as bad as micro/macro rubbish.

>>716020617
>the dakimakura is the toon compressed into pillow shape

>>715983953
from the thumbnail I expected that one "cursed" moonman doom mod

>>716021752
i want to see the fear in their eyes as i sleep

>>716022113
bruh

>>715997625
why?

Lori sexo

>>716018185
huh
guess i gotta replay this

>>715950620
JJ was carried HARD by the soundtrack. It's charming as fuck with its limited palette and sprites, but on the merits of being a platformer, it's pretty lucky as many people know it as it does.

>>715951234
>FEATURING
>RAMBO RABBIT
>RETARD RABBIT
>ALSO STARRING
>girl

here's your Jazz Jackrabbit, bro.

>>716027189
why does that look like it came straight out of mr nutz hoppin' mad?

>>715966560
Pretty typical 80's and 90's censorship. You can have a guy holding a gun. You can have a bad guy explode. You just can't show the character SHOOTING someone with the gun.

>>716027616
Never even heard of this one. But anyways, it's probably because this was the 256 color era. Only very vivid colors allowed, and all primary colors visible at all times.

>>715950620
why are the males naked and the females clothed

>>716019158
This one ALMOST looks like it was rendered by someone who doesn't want to fuck him.

>>716019521
It's for the best. They were caught tracing fan works or something. They couldn't have been that good of artists doing the HD.

>>716014324
>tfw you just got some of the normal fetishes that still require you to work for it
There's someone out there who cums every time they clean their house or mow the lawn, and I bet their fixation is spotless due to that. Absolutely unfair.

>>716014324
>Tails
ofc it's fucking Sonic

>>716027304
So instead of ripping off Rambo, they're ripping off Star Trek? Turning him into straight pulp Sci-fi makes a simpler kind of sense since he's planet-hopping. But the weird combo of Rambo in space is more creative.

>>716028060
>Amy will never flatten you like a steam roller with her fat, pink puffy butt cheeks of doom and look at away from you with utter disgust and dismissal.

How am I supposed to pass my next physical challenge knowing this??

>>716028060
>Amy will never flatten you like a steam roller with her fat, pink puffy butt cheeks of doom and look away from you with utter disgust and dismissal.

How am I supposed to pass my next physical challenge knowing this??

>>716027997
anon this is a blue board you can't just post that mature content

I really don't like people sexualizing looney tune gags. You are dirtying whimsical slapstick with your sickness.

>>716028968
I think it's too late to stop

>>716028968
blame god for making it so i get a boner when i see someone get squashed flat

>>716029328
I think I'll blame you

>>716028968
Man, those ACME corp gags where the toons blow themselves up really blasts a nut out of this coyote.

>>716027925
>tracing fan works or something
Down the Tubes literally had fish from Finding Nemo.

>>716029737
I think the hud Jim was traced from this, too, IIRC.

>>715965983
I like how the grunts are given a canon explanation for why they're retarded

toon deformation is sex thoughever

>>715950069 (OP)
Has Tim Epic added anything about Jazz to Fortnite?

>>715970219
underground comix I think, meaning there's a good 50/50 its smut

>>715953159
I never liked these levels. Maybe it's just the theme/visuals.

>>715993304
Medival Jam, my beloved.

>>715950620
I remember the characters moved too damn fast for how far you could see, meaning you had to either take tiny steps against the whole theme of going fast or have the levels memorized. Duke Nukem 2 might have been a bit too slow, but Jazz was way too damn fast. (I was PC kid, so I didn't have comparison with Sonic games).

>>716016758
He said that his parents found out and were restricting his internet use, and that's the last anyone heard from him.

>>716027836
People with talent AND sexual energy to channel into their work make the best work tho. They have ability, drive and personal stakes to get it just right.
For others, it would just be a paycheck to get out of the way.

>>715951234
Why is there less detail on the female sprites? Did they run out of time?

>>716028084
Bucky O'Hare.

>>716035185
She's a remaster / re-release addition.

>>716035185
Added later, for Europe.

>Don't know if a lot of people actually remember Jazz or if its just some loser samefagging

Anyone gonna talk about Jazz 2's modding or the complete engine rebuilt, Jazz 2 resurrection?

>>716035010
I disagree. Wanting to fuck your own mascot is too transparent, and it detracts from the innocent charm of them. Look at Crash Bandicoot. Charming, scrappy, an underdog. You're not meant to fap to him. You're supposed to ROOT for him.

If you want to put a babe in your game, the objective, who you're supposed to rescue, that's different. That's the carrot on the stick. You're not supposed to want to tug your dick out the second you start playing.

>>716035302
Well, the same school of pulp science fiction, at least. If they actually meant to rip off Bucky, and not "Buck Rogers" whom he's partially based off of, that's really shitty. I think it's a coincidence though, Bucky's franchise was long dead by GBA times.

>>716035648
I know nothing about them, but you have my attention. Any good mods out there?

>>715950069 (OP)
If that was a female character and I could imagine her getting third degree burns to her genitals then it would be hot.

>>716015774
I made a JJ2 multiplayer server for /v/ a couple years ago, but despite my shilling it didn't catch on. Lost my VPS credentials and maplist, but if anybody else wants to give it a try the important things to remember is that a Jazz server will run on any potato but is a bit janky to manage in practice since it's basically a copy of the game running in Windows.

>>716018190
I never fought the Medivo boss in my copy and always wondered why that episode ended so unceremoniously. It isn't until years later that I find out that when my based mom pirated the game for me she accidentally got some weird OEM version that's pretty much an unfinished beta release and was missing some minor features: https://www.jazz2online.com/wiki/Jazz_Jackrabbit_2_Beta_Versions#h-1

>>715950620
no but im jazzing on some jackrabbit rn if u know what i mean

>>716037736
>Knockoff the Egg mobile
Not exactly fighting off the Sonic ripoff accusations I see.

>>716038047
Being a ripoff doesn't matter when it's an objectively better game, anon.

jazz sex

>>716040463
What's so sexy about Jazz?

>>716040578
the tooniness

>>716040578
It's kind of relaxing, smooth and sets the mood right.

>>715961495
I don't even know if jazz was as based on moving fast like sonic, but setting the resolution higher fixed that, regardless (even if by accident, again I'm not sure the original intention was for it to be fast paced)

>>716027639
The turtles in the game can't even be killed with the gun he's using.

>>715950620
I remember editing the image of the princess to make her crudely nude in mspaint and masturbating to it...

>>715981265
I member

>>715950742
it's a nortubel thing

>>715993304
i want to go back and play jazz 2 with my little brother after school...

>>716027836
Part of why I didn't buy the latest Ninja Turtles. The models look good, but it has just a hint of that sazzy gay gaze.
I wonder if there's a way you can get around not directly asking employees what they're sexually attracted to to keep furries away from designing animal-/anthro-characters.

>>715950069 (OP)
LOL

>>716042179
Uhh... Based?!

Lost media?!

>>716035648
Yeah, it's pretty cool. I'm glad it exists because the original build of the game is a bit rough on modern systems, it's a must-have. Also, the new update screen was funny.

JJ2 modding is pretty gnarly. Down the Rabbit Hole is a pretty fun mod, just remember to skip the first level when the level gives you the option.

>>716043348
Uhh... wrong image. By the way, the mod I'm talking about is: https://www.jazz2online.com/downloads/7711/down-the-rabbithole/ For some reason, google can't find it by itself.

>>715950620
ah yes. to be young again. must've played the shareware episode dozens times

I used to have huge rock concerts with my computer keyboard while listening to Pull Back The Bass on the Order Now! Exit screen (I never did buy it)

>>716027836
You are a pervert.

>>715950620
Yes, soundtrack is a masterpiece.

>>716041774
Based.
Toon boys are the peak of male eroticism.

poal.me/ffoif6
The great debate.

I'm pretty sure you couldn't complete the game with one of the characters, but I can't remember whether it was Spaz or Lori. There was a section in one of the levels where you couldn't go through as one of them. Can anyone confirm?

>>716047575
IIRC Lori has at least one part where you can get yourself trapped, but you can beat the game if you avoid them.

>>715950330
>mario pipes are one too

>>716047208
For me, it's AIRSNARE.ST. Maybe everything else in Scraparap too, I love that song.

>>716042906
>goes out of his way to make a product more shit
Why are westerns like this?

>>716042906
Have you seen the latest Donkey Kong game and the DK transformations?

>>716029328
so does the splat sound brick you up?

always felt it was weird that sonic was the "fast game", JJ2 was like 3x faster playing than sonic

>>715950620
yup
id rally to bring him back but id be concerned how that would turn out keeping modern developers in mind
someone like spaz would definitely not get a greenlight now
shit would be sanitized completely

>>716053000
no

>>716054425
Is it better if it's fast
>anvil, hammer
or slow?
>steam roller

>>716055041
honestly i don't feel either is better than the other
sometimes i'm in an instantaneous mood, sometimes i wanna see it happen slowly

>>715950620
Yes but I don't wanna remind it's existance to people that don't deserve knowing about it, because they'd try to petition that furfag PommyN64 to become a voice of Jazz in the worst-case scenario if Epic would ever think about bringing it back and adjust it for the irony-poisoned zoomieshit audience, just like it happened to Commander Keen.

>>715974749
was this a magazine ad?

>>716029328
>blame god (the one from my parent's Desert Manual™)

The God of Israel is actually just a rebranded pre-Canaanite war diety, that's why I laugh at any christcuck telling me that God supposedly still loves me, as if their skydaddy would ever be capable of love for anything besides ruthless bloodshed of entire nations done in his name.

>>716050865
Boy, you sure sound unbiased. Homo.

>>716016191
>I'm one of them
Are you the guy who made that one game that's basicly "Medabots for the GBA, but the mechas are all hot babes" ?

>>716044578
No, you're just blind. Gays always tip their hand with how they shape proportions.

>>716055928
*tips fedora* I wholeheartedly agree, my good sir.

>>715950620
Yes. And since I was a kid, I noticed that it was unplayable Western trash. The inability of Westerners to understand the most basic elements of game and level design back then was really bizarre. I was just a kid with knowledge limited to a few NES and SNES games, and even then I could see that those guys had no idea what they were doing.

>>716056194
It's a fluffy, inoffensive bunny. It doesn't even have any special lewd human anatomy slapped on it, it's literally how he looks like in the character screen of JJ2. It's all on your head, for this one instance.

>>716058120
It's OK, I get it. You haven't been on the internet long enough. But it's obvious in the behind shot. His legs are too meaty. You can see how he's supposed to be here: >>715951234
A wide stance, thinner legs. But whoever made
>>716019158
couldn't help themselves.

>>716027189
I didn't really know how to configure sound back then. I used to play the JJ shareware without music. It had some PC speaker sounds at least.

>>716056457
Gay barafags need to be kept away from modeling software. Disgusting.

>>716056473
Young Earth or Old Earth Cdesign Proponentist?

>>716019158
>Remake
Play the doom wad

>>716058787
lol that's just how bunny legs look like, get a grip
I think your subconscious is trying to tell you something

>>716057175
Jazz is in my opinion, one of the few instances where western 2D platforming approaches japanese quality. A combination of speedy gameplay, shooting and exploration-based level design, how is this not peak 2D platfoming? Oh, also Jazz is mostly made by european demoscene devs, so americans had little to do with it, which explains why it's actually good. It just feels great to move around in this game.

>>716060720
OK chief, let's go check out their deviantart page. I'm sure there's nothing suspici... oh. Oh no.

Still think it's not a gay furry? Or do I need to sound more alarms?

>>716061605
>sound more alarms
you're posting in the lava butt burning thread who tf do you think cares about furry designs

>>716061815
Goalposts officially shifted.

>>715950620
>stand still for 10 sec
>HEY, HEY COME ON WHAT'S UP?
crazy that I can play multiple level soundtracks in my head from a game that I played 20 years ago

Lori, and really the entirety of JJ2 was a bit rushed.

Even with all the enhancements made to allow for custom levels and features, the game feels incomplete.

Source port doesn't fix that either. its a content problem not an engine problem.

>>716050865
>westerners
If the goblins in goblin slayer was drawn by someone who wanted to fuck goblins they did a good enough job hiding it.

>>716052109
I haven't seen too much of it. but I didn't mind the first I saw of the new design. Looked more classic than the design he's had (and it didn't strike me as more furry trap than the Rare one).

>>716060221
i want a platformer shooter not a shooter platformer

>>716062331
What do you suppose the game needed to feel complete?

Why do Flashback and Funky Monkeys have such bad levels, only to deliver a god tier pair of levels at the end?

LOL

>>716062331
What do you mean?
>24 Levels + 3 Demo Levels + 12 DLC Levels = 37 Levels
That's more than enough for a game, even without the DLC and Demo levels. Unless you're thinking of features and bosses, in which case I kinda agree. It would be really cool if each level set had a boss (there were some unimplemented bosses) and it would be cool if there were a few additional features to make levels sets more unique.
But the game isn't so "contentless" to be called incomplete, even with those things in mind. At worst I'd say it's 95% there.

>>716056457
Oh look, it's the tranny who killed the Crash Bandicoot franchise dead. Good thing Jazz is already dead or they'd more than likely mutilate Lori's tits and shave her head.

>>716064461
Just like Secret Files, the JJ2 City level is probably the prettiest level in the game. I guess I agree with most of that chart, except that I consider the jungle level to be well made, and its BGM is catchy.

>>716063839

Just lots of little polish things, like an animated cutscene between episodes would have added a lot. some kind of way to explain the wild transitions between level types. the levels themselves are giant labyrinths, but the tilesetts repeat in a way that makes it hard to unique terrain or landmarks. at least for me it all blurs together.

>>716027836
>This one ALMOST looks like it was rendered by someone who doesn't want to fuck him.
Is there any other reason to model a character like him?

>>716066406
>the levels themselves are giant labyrinths
I'm pretty sure every level has arrows telling you where to go. You can't really get lost since most levels are almost entirely linear.
>some kind of way to explain the wild transitions between level types
This would be really nice

>>716065128
>Bosses,
Oh yeah I forgot about them, the bosses feel incredibly jank and disconnected from the world. the camera doesn't lock to the arena and the whole boss fight experiance is just weird.

They probably should have had a level transition and put the boss enemies in a safe box. I've had the final boss glitch out of the arena and into the rest of the level.

>>716035448
>>716035535
I see, I didn't remember her

>>715951234
God I forgot how bad the pillow shading on these sprites is

>>715950620
Man I loved the shit out of JJ2, the first time I saw it was in my neighbor's gaming magazines that came with a CD full of shareware and eventually I got my own computer and found the full game on an abandonware site. Great times.

>>716040578
I don't know I just like him

Is this what they mean by butthurt

I'd like Jazz to breed me like a rabbit desu.

>this thread is still up
wtf

>>716074941
What's weird about that?

>>716074941
>thread about one of the best games of all time is still up
no shit

>>716074941
Unfortunately the only way to have a discussion on this board about some PC classic is to wrap it in some weird fetish shit. Every other attempt I've seen that used a genuine OP to discuss old DOS or shareware titles, which, statistically, most of /v/'s regular demographic should have had some exposure to before the invasion of mobile-only zoomer brownoids/spoiler], had slid to page 10 within an hour. We're all so fucked in the head from social media dopamine bombing that the only way that you'll get engagement in your thread is if you coat it with political ragebait or degenerate coombait.

Back on-topic, has anyone tried multiplayer recently? There are still a bunch of servers up but they look to be all populated with bots: https://www.pukenukem.com/sgip/?listserver=list.digiex.net

>>716062331
>rushed
JJ2's development started at about the same time as Unreal's in late 1994. It wasn't rushed - there was just plain very little being done with it.

>>715993721
definition of a sensible chuckle

>>716076223
weird art shit found online was the bread and butter of this site

>>716074941
Jazz Jackrabbit 1 & 2 had momentum physics aka Sonic autism. Should explain everything.

>>716074941
yes

no fans to pick up Jazz Jackrabbit 3 and finish it?

>>716080201
No. 2D art is much more eternal and soulful.

>>716080327
Althought, we are talking about Unreal Engine 1.

>>715950620
I do.

>>716079334
>even the sonic autism autist is here
This thread keeps getting better...

>>716076223
I don't have time for multiplayer, but last I heard, there's still a lot of players, try maybe going to one of the discords?

you need to stream it on twitch and youtube to bring people in.

Jazz Jackrabbit 2 or Captain Klaw?

>>715983045
Jazz is older than slug thoughsomeful.

>>716081190
JJ2 is definitely much better. But Claw is pretty fun if you're not filtered by it's difficulty.

>no spiritual successor
check and mat

>>716076678
The JJ2 engine is pretty chock full of cool features that you don't see in other platformers. It's pretty obvious they spent a lot of time with it.
>unique layer drawing technology
>mask-based collison detection
>lots of customization
>multiple multiplayer modes
>very easy to make levels for
>expanded on all the strong points of JJ1 gameplay-wise
Someone suggested that they choose to focus on the multiplayer aspect, which is why the single player campaign is a bit simpler.

>>716081538
Pizza Tower

>>716056118
nah, I wish I was that competent

>>716081690
Proof that JJ2 would never work in 3D

>>716056457
one good thing doesn't make up for all the other bullshit

I wish for a sequel where you have Rocket Jump momentum and Abuse-like controls.

>>716081190
why is this shit not on GOG?

>>716082591
I think some faggy russian devs bought the rights. Don't believe me? Look it up, the sequel is named Nikita 3D something.

>>716082591
>>716082883

>>716079334
No they didn't.

>>716060221
I did, didn't like it.

>>716032937
>Has Tim Epic added anything about Jazz to Fortnite?
Just some graffiti art that you had to go out of your way to find, that's pretty much it.

>>715992989
So?

>>716083995
>that stomping animation
10/10 immersion.

jazzit up

>>716032937
>>716084117
Some arcade machine in one part of the map, that's about it, not enough to entice interest from zoomers/alphas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtbDSZlm6W8&ab_channel=Roobar

>play Jazz servers that are still up
>get raped
Happens.

>>715950620
Yes, it was better than 2D Sonic.

>>715960829
i think the nu-lfenstein games did it as homage to the origina

>>716074941
despite how hard the twitter tourists in the thread are trying to steer it towards gay furry fake fetish slop, we're actually talking about the games

>>716090040
>fake

>>716088819
Wow, awesome. Shame there's no Epic Pinball. They used to shill Jill of the Jungle a lot, surprised it's not there either. Still not bad.

>>716082883
>>716083023
IIRC this started development as Claw 3D, then the devs lost the license.

>>715950620
It was one of my favorite childhood games
Shame 3rd one never came out

>>716083995
>Those koopa bastards are gonna pay for shitting up Green Hill.