Thread 714997000

It's Teio time.

what the FUCK bros she's actually cute without her mask?

>>714997216
Who the fuck is this?

no seriously CUTE

>>714997216
>>714997305
El Goblino Caballo...

>>714997279
The Past Hawk

i still have my selection voucher(already got the mission one too)
i think teio and suzuka are both really cute but can't decide which one i should pick
or if i should pick maruzensky or oguri because apparently they're super good in the metagame or whatever
please offer your opinions, /v/

>>714997000 (OP)
Im.teioin'!

>>714997216
>>714997305

>>714997387
i wish i chose silence suzuka with my voucher

>>714997216
>el TRABAJADOR pasa
Post a GOOD horse

>>714997000 (OP)
>get to ura finale qualifiers and lose
>can't do half the goals now before retiring
i think i've peaked with my first career, its over

Imagine not waiting to reroll next week when the meta drops.

>>714997216
THE MASK STAYS ON

>>714997279
An ordinary umamusume like you or I

>>714997000 (OP)
I never defeated El Condor btw

>>714997381
/v/aca vs ca/v/allo...

why do I keep losing Team Trials even when I pick the team that's like 7000 rating below me

DO NOT OPEN

>>714997513
You probably got mood mogged.

The Bakushin legend race will be sprint, right?

>>714997513
Better build.

>>714997000 (OP)
Nice digits

>>714997513
because you're a big goof

>>714997513
watch the races and find out

>>714997513
Your umas' skills probably aren't as well built as your lower ranking opponent. Also don't auto select, it default into highest posibble ratings instead of actually making a proper sensible team.

>>714997513
Mood probably. You always need to be about 10k higher to compensate for bad for bad mood penalty

Reminder that Trainers and Umas should stay platonic! Fucking your horse is BAD and messing with their training!

>>714997513
Skills and stamina are the most likely explanations

>>714997797
I'm just lying here while she trains by doing squats.

>>714997681
>>714997406
Tokai Teio? More like Tokai KO'd.

Who is your ol' reliable? For me it's Air Groove

>>714997279
Shibuya Rin forma de caballo.

>>714997279
Nacho Libre

>Gets 1st place
>Teio gives you this look
What do?

>>714997894
I still only have the defaults aside from Maruzensky I got from the random mission ticket.

>>714997894
more like air glue lmao gotem

Which horse is HAGCORE?
Asking for a friend.

>>714998036
Go home to my sweet barely-legal wife, Director Akikawa

Tranime

>>714997797
You’re going to wake up chained to a bed in Ireland one day with your passport and clothing gone and injected with penis enhancing drugs if you keep this up dachi.

>>714998127
Super Creek and Maruzensky

>>714998127
Maruzensky.

My goodness, El's 3 star skill is activating every race, I love this

>>714997894
Definitely Maruzensky. You can build her into any races no matter what length it is, even on dirt.

>>714997797
it's not my fault, nature just said we were going to the fish market

>>714998161
>barley-legal
i hate to break it to you, bro, but she's explicitly called a child in multiple events.

>>714998165
Fuckoffime.

>>714998161
>He thinks Teio will let him leave

>>714998180
I have rights!

>>714997216
>>714997305
Wait until valentines

What's her appel?

>>714998127
Super Creek is a doting mommy while Maruzensky is more of a cool aunt that love her cars too much.

Who wins?
El Condor vs Pasa
Special vs Week

>>714998339
That's... even hotter!! Such a kind heart and strong passion for her beloved Umamusumes at such a young age! I HAVE to make her a mother!

>>714998383
you need rape correction

When I got into this I thought I was gonna end up fapping to big titty horses, but to me the sexiest right now are McQueen and Rice Shower

Help. How do i advance through career?
I keep getting worse scores everytime despite support leveling up. i dunno what the fuck i'm doing wrong. at first i was only doing training that has the most support lined up but that didn't work. tried whoring out a stat but that doesn't work because then i get reminded the horse lacks skill or the neglected stat. tried evening out each stat but that never gotten me beyond 2 races

>>714998383
no

>>714998491
bro, you're going to jail…

whats wrong with Spe-chan...

>>714997216
....WHO?

>>714998493
>>714998551
Delete these. Teio is NOT a rapist and would NEVER DO THIS

Is there a good new player guide for retards?
>t. retard

Are the roulette chips gonna carry over or should I spend my remaining chips? I already finished the bingo event so no more special rewards.

>>714995668
I know you're here, faggot
Say it
Say her name

>>714998472
Pasa is cuter

the umas being sad and bending their ears makes it hurt

>>714997884
More like DORKAI DORK

>>714998654
yeah

>>714998620
it's your fault for neglecting her

>>714998550
You shouldn't ever even out all the stats. But it depends on what Umas you're trying to use and what your support cards look like. If you're going with a Sprint horse like Bakushin just slap 6 speed cards (or a Wit if you don't have six) and laser focus on Speed. If your cards and Uma training bonuses work out right you should at least be building two stats you care for at once.

>>714998383
>I have rights!
lol
lmao even
Trainers have nO rights
also you were asking for it

Okay this is it, 1 hour until the banner expires and I might never get Bourbon again. I spent the last 6 hours grinding 1500 gems for this one final pull. 95 pulls so far and I failed each time but maybe the three goddesses will smile upon me now.

>>714998180
Fine Motion, is that you?

>>714998670
NTA but I'll never say her name because I'm too white to pronounce it. I'll just call her Screamin' Orange.

>>714997938
kek
I hope the success of this game makes Scamco reconsider the localization of Idolmaster, because no, a fucking PSP port exclusive to iOS that has been unlisted for years doesn't count

>>714998871
HOLY SHIT THE DIRECTOR OPENED THE DOOR THIS TIME
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

How many star pieces and statues do you get for 2 star dupes? Should i unlock Condor or wait until i roll her and use the legend race rewards to upgrade her one day.

>>714998776
ok. thanks for the advice. i usually let the game auto select the best stated cards

HOW the FUCK does T.M. Opera lose THREE shitter meme races to get fans in a ROW?? Clear No 1 favorite by far out of top 10 non-stop. Then next exact same race she wins by a literal mile. Wtf is this rigged bullshit

>>714998943
At least go with makitanefukukitaru

>>714998967
iiits.. rice shower!

i fucking hate this grindshit cheating piece of shit game i hope the niggers who made get kyoani'd

phew, made it just in time
I started playing 3 days ago
I need a break

>>714998967
NO NO NO NO WHY WHY WHY WHY
WHY DO BANNERS EVEN EXIST
FUCK

>>714998871
Toppu Gun!

>>714998670
it's not that hard to remember
matikanefukukitaru

>>714999027
it just happens bro it's not like they want you to spend money or anything, they do it for the people not the profit

>>714997884
I wanna call the president a dork

>>714998992
Yeah that's not really the best idea outside of the first couple races to focus more on learning how Training works. Also, if you go with an Uma that's harder to raise like Gold Ship, you can use a trainer card (one that has the yellow guy in the bottom left) to make raising her a bit easier.

>>714999092
jesus fucking christ

>>714999102
>gets best girl
>cries
Pathetic!

>>714999092
what the fuck

>>714997894
I started replaying some of the careers I liked and it turns out I might've simply lucked out with some of them, they're not as easy as the first time. But besides obviously Bakushin, Opera is my GOAT.

>>714999092
Lucky, I only got her to level 40.

>>714998383
they have more

>>714997513
Autoresolve is retarded
Character rating takes a lot of things that don't matter for races into account

Oaks or Derby?

>>714999092
I have yet to get a single one, such is the life of a wagie

>10+ turns till the next goal
I love seeing this, kinda comfy

>3*Teio (anime) is running on a banner against SSR Kitasan Black
FUCK

>>714999232
>turns out I might've simply lucked out with some of them
was rice shower one of them?
>>714999247
>lucky
yo that nigga GRINDED

>>714999092
Impressive, well done.

>>714999102
Lucky

>>714999267
You do realize that you can view auto resolved races?

>>714999269
Scarlet never run the Derby, go for the Oaks.
Fuck Vodka.

>>714999324
Sweaty sex with Opera after going on a winning streak.

>>714998302
wtf? is this real?

I want to like the girls but I can't stop imagining they smell like horses

>>714999358
You do realize watching a race isn't autoresolving right retard-kun?

>>714999275
>Liquid_Death.jpg

>>714999092
>I started playing 3 days ago
Dude, I've been playing 4 hours a day since the game got out and I'm still 10k points short...

>>714999275
room temp water is the best water you can drink to be honest
golshi truly is the inteligentiest

so is there actual nudity and sex in the game or is it one big clock tease?

>>714998491
>I HAVE to make her a mother!
Bro... she's already a milf...

>>714999503
no you retard

>>714999419
Maybe you should go take a closer look at the ui

>>714999518
MAMBO

>>714999092
holy fuck i just started 3 days ago too and I have no idea how you managed that
I fucking kneel

>>714999092
Nice last spurt

>>714999503
umas are pure
go play nikke if you want whores

is there a game like this that isn't gacha?

hard mode: not monster rancher

>>714999102
You will regret all your words and deeds

>>714999092
So this what a 1200 guts build can do...

would your horsegirlwife be a good mother after you impregnate her

>>714998670
makakofucku

>>714999660
Idolmaster

>>714998871
f2pfag here, I got taiko shower but is bourbon really that good?

>>714999660
monster rancher has too many features and mechanics to be like this

>>714999309
Today I jobbed with Teio around the 4th race for example, despite getting B+ previously.

Matikanefukukitaru

>>714999809
i like the weird shit she does with her hands

>>714999660
MLB Power Pros

>>714999809
>not the full version
HATE

Finally got best girl through the URA Finale. Her good ending was really cute
Kinda wish I could've gotten her a bit more stamina or maybe a second healing skill besides Swinging Maestro, but aside from that I think she turned out pretty strong. She even got the highest score of any horse I've trained

>>714999309
Is Rice really that bad?

>>714999913
shes the only 1* that i don't have...

>>714999737
takane, my first idolfu... that takes me back

keep this shit on /vg/ you fucking faggot

>>714998654
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ

>>714999616
>pure


are you telling me you never had sexual thoughts on any of these girls?

>>714999980
Sorry anon, cultural phenomenon

>>714999980
Yeah, we got Dall-E AI threads to make!

Happy maskless Pasa...

>>715000050
My thought solely revolve around raising them to achieve their dreams.

>>715000050
vanilla handholding impregnation sex after marriage yes

>>714999670
>>714999193
She's too loud and flashy for me. I wish there was a way to trade 3 stars with other players.

>>714999776
Dunno I just like her.

how do I stop jobbing on the pvp dirt race?

>>715000000
>https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ
WASTED GET

>>715000000
are you for fucking real
I hate gachafags with a burning passion

>>714999476
wrong. water should be a few degrees below room temperature for that refreshing taste to really shine
no ice though, ice is for people who have something to hide

>>715000000
Witnessed

>>714999304
This but Biwa. I'm fucking praying I get at least 1 copy early of Kitasan so I can dump the rest on her

>>715000170
Lmao at that stamina. My Taiki shuttle has 400 and still gassed out sometimes.

>>714998417
There are no westoid umas

This will be my first gatcha game. Is it like Vegas where the gaming commission audits slot machines to make sure the displayed odds are accurate or can the game fuck me in perpetuity?

>>715000336
Sex with Tachyon after being fed multiple stamina enhancing drugs.

>>715000329
I'm retard so I'll dump the full 200 spins into Kitasan but hopefully I have a ten pull at least left and I can luckshit Teio somehow.

>>715000281
shut up bitch

>>715000170
500 stam assuming no recovery skills for sprint

>>715000170
Dirts is usually miles or even sometimes medium. Urara pretty much constantly jobbed in that kind of races.

>>714998715
Hell yeah thanks anon

>>715000404
You're retarded.

>>714997513
Stamina and Power are a lot more important outside of career for some reason. Your horses can't just be speedmaxers. I did a custom game with some friends and my gigachad speed horse was losing to a balanced horse with C/D stats.

>>714999737
isn't idolmaster a gacha though?

>>714999102
Problem?

sex with horses

>>714997000 (OP)
she looks like a nortubel character

>>715000629
Yeah, she isn't in my bed with me.

>>715000329
I knew there was a reason she seemed familiar

>>715000650
MARUZENSKYYYYYYYY

>>715000619
Starlit Season isn't.

>>715000000
Thanks for wasting your get on me
Lesson?
>retards always win

>>714999269
You have better chances in Oaks.

>>714999102
>gets the best character in the series

>>715000786
Agoness takion

>>715000786
How long is it going to take for me to 3 star this crazy bitch as a F2P

>>714999389
Yes

>>715000580
Acceleration is underrated in career as well. Only front runners don't need it.

>>715000884
such intimidating aura

YOU HAVE A FUCKING *GENERAL* OVER AT >>>/vg/uma
FUCK OFF ALREADY YOU RETARDS

>>715000000
A spoonful of 0s

>>714997000 (OP)
who's the fattest horse?

>>715000759
no more caffeine teio

>>715000329
>dumping your load on some hag instead of Curren

>>715001006
And you have a whole board >>>/lgbt/

>>715000404
How could you miss those burger badonkers?

>>715000650
>draw a girl
>call it a horse

i think they need to be slightly more furry. like in the 25% range

>>715000000
UmaGAWDS just keep winning.

>>715001049
Oguri Cap

>>715001049
Oguri Cap is fat on the inside

>>715000000
ayyyy

>>715000000
What a fucking WASTE

>>715000135
She's the best

Wait, focus activated without a late start message, is that a free boost or something?

>>715001124
>a literal troon is telling me to go to /lgbt/
The absolute times we live in
Fuck off

>>715000000
kek based

>>715001382
>>>/trash/

>>715001309
It means it did its job and denied a late start.

>>715001403
AIIIEE SAVE ME RUDOLF

>>714998282
kek underrated reply

>>714997000 (OP)
>running a Teio career
>finally get good sparks on Rudolf to use on her
>didn't get Swinging Maestro until the very last run, had to use Hydrate and Deep Breath (shit)
>otherwise perfect run, even got the Onsen ticket
>Speed at B+ before the final Arima Kinen
>won every race until then
>suddenly she can't outspeed the front runners in Arima Kinen
>she even procs all skills but can't reach Narita Brian
>lose all 4 tries with 2nd place
I cannot put into words just how much I want to kill myself right now, I'm sorry Teio.

I can't beat Special Week...

>>715000000
BAAED BASD BASEF BASSED BASE

>>714997513
You're umas won't work hard unless you give them the parfait.

how many horses is the global version missing compared to the jp

>>715001614
Faster.

>>715001560
Main character buff, please understand.

>>715001309
Focus improves your start time by a flat 0.4 seconds for the base version and 0.9 for the upgrade.

>>715000000
>new player guide for retards
>145 pages
nice sexes

no clocks

>>715001614
>BRING ME UMAMUSUME A

>>715001560
you need frontrunner daiwa. mine beat her first go

>>714997000 (OP)
It was a good run

>>715001427
I see, cause sometimes the late start message still appears, so I wasn't sure

>>715001650
Around 88 not including seasonal alts.

>run career
>10 turns to prepare for the first goal
>clear goal
>1 turn to next goal
>barely clear cause I can't level enough stats in time
>1 TURN TO NEXT GOAL
>exponentially increasing stat requirements to win races
>0 time to train them
how the fuck are you supposed to do this?

who's that French horse?

>>714997513
STAMINA STAMINA STAMINA

>>715001560
More like Jobber Weak

>>715000000
Potoooooo

>>715001832
Hey neat

>>715001889
Anon 145 pages is less than the average book you read in high school...

>>715002052
bro your season 1 reps?

>>715001889
Ay! El Sexo Pasa!

>>715000404
Taiki Sexo
El Condor Caca
And a third who isn't in the game yet and/or is a literal who

>>715002016
>how the fuck are you supposed to do this?
You press the details button, see how many turns it is until each race and work from there. Ideally you should be grinding out friendship during the junior year to get better bonuses so races like what you mentioned don't hurt as bad.

>>714998654
>>715000000
I specifically requested something for retards WTF is this big brain shit

>>714997216
is the fabled "Umamusume A"?

>>715001531
>arima kinen
99% a stamina issue. Swinging maestro only recovers a percentage of your stam, if you have no stam to begin with it recovers little

>>714999429
I also did it in 3 days. 8 hours day 1, 6 hours day 2 and 16 hours day 3 (I installed on my phone and raced at work).

Got wins with Haru, Air Groove, Silence Suzuka, Bakushin and Vodka.

>>715001124
>furfag is having a meltdown because no one is posting in his skyrim thread

>>715002279
but /v/ told me that you need 200 less stamina if you have swinging maestro!

>>714998036
pour coffee on her

>>714997273
Literally the worst horse. I hate her stupid hat.

>>714997797
If I am not jacked enough to keep up with her sexual appetite I am not jacked enough to train her

everybody posts teio rape and special week racism, but nobody ever talks about the third member of the MC trio.
what's so wrong with suzuka??

>>715002259
this game isnt for retards

>>715002430
No.

>>715002450
>Literally the worst horse
King Halo exists

>>715002450
I hate YOUR stupid hat!

>>715001531
Just accept that you will lose the long distance race in april. It's really hard to have the stamina to clear that while also having enough speed, power and wit for the later races.

>>715002259
It's a thinking man sport.

>>715000000
HorseGODS..

>>715002269
No, it's the snow smuggler.

Bros I made it, Maruzensky decided to show the youngsters how it's done on a GOAT run to close it off

>>715002450
this anon is gonna eat his words when he sees goldship's swimsuit alt.

>>714999092
Fuugggg I was 13k away from lvl 45. I'm bricked at lvl 40. Fucking nikke raids

The legend races are bullshit bros.

>>715002712
Pump stamina.

I can maybe get to 25k gems by doing nearly every mission at this point
am I fucked when Kita rolls around?

>>714997000 (OP)
Does this game run on linux?

>>715000000
Please just ban gatcha slop already mods

>>715000000
>145 pages of horse autism
I..... I must....

>>715002450
She looks significantlly better without her funny autism hat but it's basically glued to her head in her base form (she even wear it in the onsen).

remember when the /v/ nigs convinced you to reroll for Fine Motion instead of using superior SR cards??

>>715002660
He's just mad goldship fucked his mare

>>714999232
Urahara or we/e can be built just speed like Bakushin and front runner too. Dont let the rank fool you.

>>715002806
Kita isn't all that special before 4 copies. It's a convenient card at lower counts, but it is not as big of a deal as people make it out to be.

>>715002279
Yeah I guess that was it, green woman said it was power but they were both at C
Teio doesn't need a lot of power because of the Mobility skills, right?

>>715002450
She wears it because she knows it makes you mad.

>>714998550
Guts is always dump only do it if you have a lot of supports there. You want to maximize friendship gains early on for better training later. Having C rank speed and f rank stamina is not good, you want at least E rank even sprinters need a little bit of stamina

>>715002536
>hating an Uma
Anon, they're all perfect

S-so this is the true power of bakushin!

>>715002516
there are tons of autistic anime girls she isn't unique

>>715002968
Yeah the real deal is SR Sweep Tosho but average brainrotted gachafags are allergic to using anything that's not SSR.

>>715003054
Some are more perfect than others

>>715000000
HorseLORDS

>>715002765
I'm starting a Rudolf run right now, what stats do I need to beat Special Week?

I don't know the difference between turf/dirt and mile/medium

horses i know without playing this game
goldship
mejiro mcqueen
daiwa scarlet
vodka
the rest... have failed

>use no clock in career
>wasting my daily freebie
Got a feeling so complicated

>>715003010
The lady is retarded. She once complained to me about not having enough speed, when is was speedmogging everyone by at least 150.

>>715002912
I got 3 of them on my 5th reroll.

>>715002806
I'm rolling for SR dupes, any additional kitasen is OK with me.

>>715002968
Yeah but I want at least one copy, which means I need 30k

>>715002516
Don't look up her real life counterpart anon...

>>715003190
Turf = Grass
Dirt = Dirt
Mile = Longer track than Sprint
Medium = Longer track than Mile

>>715002516
Teio is a rapist, Special Week a chud, and Suzuka is dead.

>>715003209
>milf teio
muh

>>715002823
It runs on Steam Deck so yeah I guess.
Proton Experimental works.

>>715002158
>>715002717
I watched that like 7 years ago...
also she's ugly

>>714999660
nba2k career mode
mlb the show career mode
football manager of the current year
power pro baseball

>>715003185
You probably want at least 500 stamina, preferably 600. I beat her with an 800+ stamina Fukukitaru.

How dangerous sex with umas would be?
And I'm not just talking about pelvis breaking sex

>>715001282
damn she's actually based?

>>715003472
Id risk it for Daiwa

Hand it over
Your virginity

>>715003472
Do they have horse genitalia or human genitalia?

>>715003507
no way! you got your own!

>>715002516
is Teio rape based on the real life horse? I

>>715002450
t.got surpassed by Gold ship in the last place

>>715003434
>she's ugly
her design was more meant to be a walking reference than anything i think

>>715003523
Puffy and donut

>>715002114
Who wants to read a mini novel to play a game lmao

>>715003472
With Daiwa I'd primairly worry about your eardrums.

>>715003507
Prease be gentle

Scarlet is /ourbroodmare/

>>715002450
Trvke

>>715003587
I love serious umas. Deathstares are also a plus.

>>714999786
well i do like more features and mechanics, so might be better

>>714999869
>>715003446
hmm, yea i guess it really is close to sports management sims, although i prefer fantasy games more

Here goes nothing

>>715003507
Oyakodon

>>715000000
SUGOI

I need the webm of the fat umas walking down

>>715003446
don't these games also have gacha mechanics? Its been years since i picked up a sports game but every now and then you see a video of someone chimping out over pulling messi or ohtani

>>715003783
ganbare urarachan

>>715003813
She always looks like's judging you silently, possibly sizing you up sexually.

>>714997000 (OP)
>trips
>>715000000
>double trips
horseGODS...

>>714999092
I am happy at lv 40, no way am I grinding all those points

So why exactly does the japanese mafia think that making porn fanart of their prized racehorse gijinkas somehow lowers their market value at IRL auction houses (which are totally not just legal money laundering establishments)?

>>715003783
Look at this retarded gorilla nigger

>>715003472
Goldship would give you the best sex you've ever had in your life and then not return your calls

>>715000000
GOOGLE DOCKEY

>>715003942
why do you think your daughter making porn lowers makings you look like a shitty father?

>>715003783
lol holy shit that was close. No retries.

>>715002450
okay homo

>>715003587
Sexual assault is a serious crime

>>715003783
>E rank front
>picks front

HUH?

>>715004054
Rejoice

>>715003942
why aren't americans making porn out of madden characters

>>714999304
Red Teio is great but I do have a slight preference over her white outfit, which I already got from my 3 stars Selector anyways.

>>715004054
'grats

>>715003942
It was a condition to get rights to their horses. Some don't care as much. IIRC Maruzensky, Mayano, and Scarlet's owners don't care if you lewd them.

>>715002516
Suzuka died when he was 4

>>715002712
I'm surprised to hear people struggling so much with the legend races
Maybe it's because I bashed my head until I got a couple of Ura winners from longer races, but my B+ Super Creek has been raping both El Condor Pasa and Special Week. She lost only one race so far from being boxed in super hard and she still ended up 2nd place right behind Super Week

>>714997216
Ive never seen this girl in my life

>>715004082
>he doesn't know

Please stop AGP posting in my uma threads...

>>715004082
You didn't know that worked? Not that anon but my Urara is also a Front Runner with F rank in front. It just works.

How does /v/ feel about NTR?

Oguri clinching every race is giving me heart problems.

>>715004023
Criminally underrated post

>>714997273
Was is she such a weirdo?

>>715004082
If you're going full speedtard on sprint tracks it's genuinely better to put your Uma with the front strat and dump nothing but speed boost skills regardless of aptitude

>>715004473
Narita Taishin Races? Personally, I think she's my least favorite of BNW currently.

>>715004482
That's THE BEAST for you.

when can I steal happy meek

>>714998670
makankosa cannon

>>715000000
>GET is a 150 pages document to play Uma optimally
One of the funniest I have seen.

>>715004023
I never laugh about these, but I'll admit that one got me.

>>715000000
T-Thanks for the new player guide...

>>715004082
Running Style aptitude only debuff your wits unlike terrains and distance which debuff your acceleration and speed (as in your actual speed during races) respectively. Read the 145 pages docs dude.

>>715004590
In 10 years after she becomes a race horse irl

>>715004482
She was half way to the finish line when creek was about to win, I blinked and she passed her and won. I don't know how the fuck she did it.

>>715004587
What's in the vial?

>>714998670
MAKANKOSAPPO

Surprised Goldshi is still alive after pulling something like this

>>715004498
it's parroted from the bird website

Loremasters, do the girls design their own signature outfits?

>>714997000 (OP)
Teio is the qt-est of all horse girls

>>714998670
MATIKANEFUKIKUTARU

>>715004023
holy lmao

>>715000000
umafags are gods chosen people

i need some horse pussy for real

>>715004780
i dont know shit about this game, what happened

>>714997000 (OP)
Triplicated reid

what other horses have real life feats that are genuinely unbelievable like Teio's?

>>714998670
what is she doing? is she autistic or something?

>>715004178
I love eating meat so I won't ever seriously complain about abuse, but I really don't get who's watching a sport where exploding legs and subsequent euthanasia are so common

>>715004023
i dont get it..

>>714997216
>>714997305
This is some Perry the Platypus shit

>>715004780
nigga is literally living his best life.

>>715004780
Benefits of basically being a crowd pleaser. Bastard is somehow smart enough to work the crowds despite being a horse.

>>715004913
>Horse had 12b yen in bets placed on it because it's really fucking good when it wants to be
>Apparently got pissy because a horse it hated was in the gate next to it and started late
>Lost, and the 12 billion placed on it went up in smoke and the announcer lady for the race almost got fired because she was shocked

>5 races out of 10(?) in and Bakushin already has 800 speed
She's a monster.

>>715004054
happy meek in shambles

>>715004939
Haru losing 20 straight races and not getting sent to the glue factory is pretty unbelievable. 113 straight losses is a legendary miracle.

>>715004706
she already is though

>>715004892
I wish the umas dressed like this, they dress surprising more conservative than real track athletes

>>715004473
come back when she's actually in the game

>>715005105
Im waiting for the buruma for stallions mod

>>715005105
you WILL see tracksuits and you WILL be happy

>>715005105
Lol what, many of them run with miniskirts and garterbelts

>>715004892
Halo, my King

>>715004163
>Mayano's owner says lewd the child
based

I GOT HER WITH MY ONE FREE ROLL!!!
DOUBLE JETS CAME HOME

>>715004913
read the lore you incel
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iC8cJP5N7u4

>>715005105
Because it double as their idol costume. They did wear track outfit (the Japanese schoolgirls one with bloomers) in lower grade races if you turn on the settings.

>>715004163
Is it true that Scarlet's owner REQUESTED that Scarlet MUST have bigger tits than Vodka?

>>715004715
Cute parent child activities

>>715004892
this guy's umart is top tier

I missed the event. Is my account brincked?

>>715000000
WASTED
A
S
T
E
D

Is it better to run Rice as pace chaser or front runner? I think her ult would be easier to trigger as the former.

Teio sure likes showing off her pantsu

>>715005289
its an unconfirmed rumor

>>715005212
Twin Turbo SAVED Teio and racing.

When can I roll for Tama?

>>715005309
Yes.
No

should I scout horses or support cards? I currently have
>SSR horses:
Silence Suzuka
Taiki Shuttle
Mejiro McQueen
Mihono Bourbon
>SSR support cards:
Special Week
Silence Suzuka
Fine Motion
Twin Turbo

>>715005105
Cygames wants a safe idol aesthetic to the point of completely banning porn doujinshis at nerd events. Despite this, they're still top 3 for merchandise purchasing. Uma is fucking huge.

>>715002450
I agree "le troll girl" is an stupid archetype

>>715005331
She wants you to look at her and no one else

>>715005325
yeah she needs to be a pace chaser

>>715005309
You'll get the welfare card later on again

>>715005372
Cards but save up for the meta card since she's top tier for speed (the best stat)

>>715005309
missing out on the event card sucks but it's not that big of a deal in the long run.

>>715005401
Why would I ever use my eyes to view anything other than Tokai Teio?

>>715004939
In the 2020 Japan Cup, for the first time 3 different triple crown/tiara winners faced off in a race, two of them being undefeated up until this point, and it was the retirement race for the last.
The two undefeated horses walked away from that race defeated for the first time.
One of them never won again after that.

>>715005390
>archetype when the real horse was like that

>>715005459
what's the meta card
also I still don't know the diff between one SSR speed card and another, like how big is it really

>>715004507
Because s(he)'s a weirdo IRL.

>>714999092
Holy fuck, same. I spent an entire day spamming Sakura Bakushin's career

>>715005390
>archetype

>>715005345
She truly is the unsung hero.

>>715005528
That definitively sounds like a future Uma plot, maybe in some season/OVA.

>>715005309
There will be future events but before that uncapped R and SR cards are more than sufficent to beat the initial scenario.

>>715005594
Is Golshi the most autistic horse to ever walk this Earth?

>>715005372
neither, metacard is coming in 2 weeks, save everything

>>714999092
I got mine yesterday and started playing 4 days ago, so that tracks.
I had to spam the shit out of point refills though.

>>715005617
I always thought this was fanart, I saw a gif and it's actually in the show, I was flabbergasted

>>715005053
>announcer for race almost fired for being shocked
i guess i just dont understand japanese culture, but thats dumb

>>715005212
She is shit tier

>>715005212
I got her too today with my free roll.
We are truly the TWIN turbo.

>>715005662
I wouldn't be surprised if they do that, they already musume'd 2/3 horses

I'm starting to like Mejiro Ryan

>>715005561
Kitasan Black
>how big is it really
If you max her out she starts pretty much at gold friendship and all her events boost mood while having some of the best skills for a Speed Uma.

>>715005757
cute family picnic

>>715005734
>>715005561

>>715005602
>>715005740
you guys are gonna burn out of this game sooo fast

Have any other buyfags bought any merch since global launch? I bought a Silence Suzuka Nendoroid. I don't really like Nendoroids that much, but my love of Silence Suzuka won out.

>>715004482
Happy Meek spotted

>>715005757
Is this a marriage meet and greet?

I'm actually making hentai pics of the Uma and I'm animating them

>>715005954
Hello Yakuza-san? This guy, right here.

>>715005776
it is retarded, gold ship suddenly started rearing and it looked like someone could get hurt, it's natural to be shocked by that, but apparently that made her biased and worth firing

>>715005864
Okay but if you aren't a retarded whale spending 2k+ and thus will only get one card of it, how about then?

>>715005053
>>Horse had 12b yen in bets placed on it because it's really fucking good when it wants to be
You're forgetting some important context in that NO ONE has ever won Takarazuka Kinen 3 times, and Golshi had already won Takarazuka Kinen twice and was in great condition with no sign of slowing down, so hype for Golshi to win was at an ABSOLUTE high as people were expecting history to be made and a possibly unbreakable record set.

>>715004082
It's enough to brute force career but produces absolutely useless veteran uma

>>715005907
Nah, I'm going at a leisurely pace now, I just needed to max out the trainer card for autistic purposes.

I wanna thank Sakura Bakushin for helping me get at least 2 of the SW event card by Bakushining all day today, I couldn't have done it without her, THANKS BAKUSHIN!

>>715005954
Is it too much to ask for femdom?

>>715005561
The big things about supporrt cards is in how good are they at boosting your training and how good are the skills they give. Friendship Bonus+Mood Effect+Training Effectiveness are the stats that boost training gains but they are only active if that support is in the training during that particular months/turns (side note Speciality Priority boost how often they are in their specialities).

>>715006042
That's fine too, not preferred but JP did get a system later on that lets you max out cards with generic materials you get so if you just want the skills and event bonuses getting at least ONE copy is fine. You can also just borrow from a Whale friend.

>>715006087
Reward her by requesting her favorite song at the Jukebox

>>715006087
>not Bakushinema
Try again.

>>715005546
>>715005617
it doesn't matter is how they decide to portray her. You can't waifu girls like that.

>>715006087
please teach me how to bakushin, what cards etc to do.

>>715006161
>You can also just borrow from a Whale friend.
You can only borrow one card and as such this is not a solution to the gacha problem

>>715006109
Depend what you want. Footjob? Which horse? Or something like pegging?

>>715005785
We are tethered together by fate and one very special umamusume

>>715006220
>6 speed cards (R is fine)
>train only speed (and a bit of wit when failure rate for speed is >10%)
>set her as Front Runner
thats pretty much it... you can do this for Haru Urara too.

>>715006220
My strat was simple, 6 speed cards, and spam speed, Front runner strat and just get front/sprint skills. Bonus for using skip x4 and skipping result races for MAXIMUM SPEED

>>715006251
McQueen footjob

>>715005776
Some retarded reason about "showing bias" towards Goldship with her reaction
Japanese autism is something else sometimes

>>715006126
man honestly the RNG has been fucking me so bad in careers like half the time the supports don't even show up anyway, and when they do it's never in the stat I need, idk

>>715005954
Depends on the Uma
If it's one of the ones I sex mentally too I won't tell Kiryu-chan

>>715005861
Kind muscular girl is a kino gap moe trope

>>715006251
Rice Shower feet with spit and fishnet stockings

>>715005918
I bought them before the game released but i got a bunch of keychains and two model kits for Teio and Suzuka when i was in akihabara

>>715006162
Mate I've been trying to get her song all day and she just won't request it, she should she got me 2 event cards when I thought I wouldn't even get one!!!

>>715006381
OH GOD SHE'S GOING FOR THE JUKEBOX

>>715005880
kitasan black

>>715006087
>>715006381
Someone on my friends list changed my default music to BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN and I'm so new it took me hours to passively figure out why and where to change it back.
And by the time I figured it out it had already grown on me.

>>715006349
That's why Kitasan Black is that hyped. Her Speciality Priorities is really huge and basically eliminate rng for speed training.

Need Teio gf...

does the new event not start today

You do have enough for Kitasan Black, right, anon?

>>715006447
cute horse girl

>>715006447
now break her ankle

>>715006530
give you time

>>715006447
Sweet.

>>715000000
umaGODS keep on winning

>>715006617
you can crush her bones to dust but you'll never break her spirit

>>715006530
Legends races go until the 15th and the next event starts the 16th

>>715005067
I don't think I need to keep training speed, right? Its late Jun and there are like 7 races left. Surely if she continues to win she'll naturally reach 1200, correct?

What's reccomended to train after you max speed? What do I do with my life now?

>>715006529
>>715006459
>You train her to be a monster speedster
>The result is that she can go for the Jukebox faster than anyone can react to

>>715006172
just don't be gay it's that easy

I NEED MORE FUCKING ALARM CLOCKS AHHHHH

>>715006162
>>715006381
>>715006459
>>715006513
I hate how apparently fucking everybody has this song (i have requests active) and I don't after Bakushining all day

>>715006737
The URA finals alone give like 100 points

>>715006420
>rice shower
>femdom
name a worse combination, holy shit

>>715006776
Stop losing.

>>715006529
i love this image

>>715006737
MORE SPEED BREAK THE VERSE

If you keep getting demolished in team trials, this is why

>>715006784
Thanks for the tip! So she's done. Time to race as much as possible then? The director is already maxed.

>>715006776
Use them only when you're sure you got fucked by the rng

>>715006776
learn to throw in the towel man

>>715006737
stamina will help her win outside of career mode

>>715006890
If you care about team races then spam stamina to make her a monster

Seeing low stamina physically hurts me now.

>>715006251
nice nature bored footjob

>>715006890
Pump her strength, it's not like there's tons of sprints worth actually competing at that date but you can sign her up for miles too I guess.

>>715006880
>800-1100 stamina
Ain't happening chief

>>715005528
>One of them never won again after that.
Spirit broken. You hate to see it

>>715006890
Try squeezing in races with lots of fans to get her reach Legendary
Only doing the mandatory ones isn't enough. It will also help you collect trophies which gives you extra carrots from unlocking them

>>715006065
Why?

>>715006321
McQueen and Suzuka double naizuri.

>>715004939
You have a bunch of them in game already

>>715006663
>>715006726
guess I'm just gonna do dailies for this week.

>>715006251
I want Tachyon riding me with her psycho face trying to breed the perfect uma

>>715006782
I got it after I set her as my lobby uma.

>one single spin away from finishing my second bingo card
It's horseover. If only I had played more Umamusume Pretty Derby....

>>715006617
are you happy anon? Now she'll never run again

>>715000000
UMA GET

I just wanna make the fastest Agnes Tachyon possible why must I suffer through all this RNG bullshit...

>>715007290
She wouldn't be riding you to breed the perfect Uma tho

>>715006776
I just stopped using them unless I get gigafucked by rng on a good run or I'm at the finals

>>715007313
>one single spin away
I had a bingo card that took 15 spins to close away the final square

>>715007158
because she sucks at anything that isn't a Dirt Sprint if you don't give her sparks

>>715007292
I've had her as my home Uma too for some days, I guess Bakushin just doesn't love me enough even after all we've been through

>>715006794
He probably get off the idea of shy girl turning wild while sex

>>715007387
I'm happy to be her first failed attempt

>>715007392
after 25 spins it gives you what you're missing one-by-one

>>715007315
RIP

>>715007387
Yes she'd implant a womb in his ass and fill it with her stallion jizz

>>715005954
Oguri performing fellatio but she's sucking it with all her might like the glutton she is.

>>715007313
same horsebro... I had 8 spins for the last one and couldn't get it.

>>715003523
A horse is a horse of course of course.

>>715007392
all 3 of my cards hit pity...

>>715007457
How many medium races have you given her wins in?

>>715007663
grim

>>715007315
she tanks those

>>715007313
This was the end state of my third bingo card (I got the SSR from the main story + the first 2 bingo cards.
The most hilarious thing is that I had 10 spins and at least 7 (SEVEN) of them fell in the blue shoes, I think that's a sort of statistical miracle, right? Just a terrible one.

>>715000000
we just can't stop winning

>>715007392
>>715007663
I only did like one career run a day so I wasn't even close to getting the last two copies I needed.

I am sad that the next Uma thread will likely not be Teio themed. All Uma threads should be Teio themed.

>>715007690
I mostly stuck to sprints but I'm sure I wan a good few Mediums, actually they might've been miles, I forget

>>715007863
That's why she doesn't like you

>>715007792
make a new one before anyone else does, then

I think we should KILL all mares (except Mejiro Dober)
TOTAL MARE DEATH if you will (except Mejiro Dober)

>>715008247
>>715008247
>>715008247
>>715008247

>>715008260
get back to your legend races specchan

>>715008292
retard

this shit is impossible

>linking threads
AIEEEEE

>>715008292
Anon, this is /v/.
>>715008445
Just keep trying, anon. It will come when it comes.

>>715008518
jannys gonna FREAK

idk how to pick how many of each type I should have for support cards
I just always use 4 speed 1 wit 1 power idk what I'm doing

>>715008548
this thread was linked in a previous one and we hit bump limit & are about to archive

>>715007161
now THIS

>>715008553
That's good for front runners and pace chasers, for long and late, you want power too

>>715008553
i use 3 speed, 1 power, 1 wit and i borrow Super Creek
sometimes i switch the Power one to a speed if i'm using an uma that will only do sprints/miles if i don't forget

>>715008553
>4 speed 1 wit 1 power
perfectly fine spread, depending on the type of race you'll want to replace one of those with stamina

>>715008696
yeah but see people say
>depending on
but idk what it depends on, idek what any of the stats really do

I have betrayed the bakushin.

probably the only horse i can do this with she is quite op do to the amount of recovery she has.

>>715009269
wtf
how does this work

So getting the Slacker condition I might as well end the run right there huh

>>715009324
simple.

>6 int cards
>raise all uma friendships to orange
>never stop training wit after max friendships.
>train speed when not friendship training or when you max int
>Buy all the skills in shop you can use.

The only problem youll have is wining side races (somewhat) and not coming in first in some of the main races, although you'll never drop out of top 3 if you do it right.

>>715000884
Most people see this, and think 'haha funny horse.'

A trainer see this, and he's immediately running over the checklists in his head, as he -knows- that horse is checking for weaknesses in its reins and harness...