Thread 715809145

Most Popular Umamusume in the West

>>715809145 (OP)
She says trans rights!

>>715809145 (OP)
Source?

>>715809145 (OP)
Why are her eyes like that?

>>715809145 (OP)
Just got a tach high score a minute ago.

>>715809769
This went straight to my heart the first time

made two threads again award

>>715809869
20 fucking 25 and retards still don't know how to use the catalog

>>715809145 (OP)
She should be more like the movie Tachy, love crazy girls

>>715809145 (OP)
>Reddit Tachyon

>>715809680
How many races?

>>715809145 (OP)
Okay explain to me why people are suddenly so into this same old generic "we turn things into anime girls" gambling app thats not even that good?

>>715810247
Whatever the default is plus 2 because she failed her debut and I said fuck it and played through anyways.

>>715809769
CUTE

>>715809832
>pov: the rich kid and the pothead meet for the first time in the school halls

faggot horse

>>715809769
FUCK I LOVE HER BUT I HAVEN'T PULLED HER EVEN THOUGH SHE IS 1 RARITY

My first rank A Uma!!

Is there a way to check which race happens when or which characters have them as part of their career? I swear I've never seen these races before.

>>715811186
try this
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler

>Another 1.5k carats
ROLL ROLL ROLL

>>715810940
>Mile
>350 Stamina
Oooof

>>715810940
>Got to see her granny tits in the onsen
based

>>715811451
Just need 80 more rolls for the pity

>since playing, watching the anime I started earing carrots
>overall mood improved
How?

I'm done rolling for cards I'm saving for a banner of my horse wife

>>715811634
She has like, 4 stamina skills, I got the acupunturist and she activated 3.

>>715811593
IT'S TIME
KITAAAAAAAAPLEAAAAASE

>>715809769
Her character is cute. But I can’t get past Sumipe

>Have shit luck and do 200 pulls with zero kitasan and just get the pity
>get 1500 more carats
Do I keep rolling supports for her or just say screw it and pull trainees instead

>>715809145 (OP)
I really like Tachyon but /v/ and /vg/ told me rolling for horses was bricking my account so I only have the 5 tutorial umas plus my daughter rice shower from the free ticket...
I did pull a kitasan but still

So if I back up my career? Can I roll and reset the latest 1.5 carats without losing anything?

>>715811919
Is 1 KB enough with the uncapping tools we'll get later?

PITY BROS WE CAN MAKE IT

>>715811451
Whelp that got me the pity kitasan, still not a single one after 205 pulls.

>>715811842
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>715809145 (OP)
NUMBER UNO

>>715811994
NO I WON'T I NEED 13K MORE CARATS

Fuck yeah I just got El Condom Pasta from the free 1500 carats

>>715811923
>he fell for it
baka just loan one

IT'S COMING HOME

Use 3 clocks and get worse results each time.
>End Career.
I have failed my trainee.

HERE WE GO BOYS

>>715812330
at this point she deserved it

>>715812330
You better be using those clocks for URA finale

oi c-chotto mattte...

Errm guys, I am out of monies...

whens the BEST horse gonna be playable

>>715812330
Using 3 clocks and still lose is like getting kicked in the nuts

>>715812217
Just 11k more...

I managed 2 blacks and two el santos in 180 pulls. If I can just scrounge up Carats I should be at the very least pity a 3rd Kitasan.

>>715811593
FUCK

>>715812426
No... I couldn't make it that far.

>>715809145 (OP)
genuinely the most forced game this year, what is cygames paying you to spam /v/ with these threads?

Here is my ID in case you still need MLB Kitasan


148355745189

Or maybe a Mcqueen with 3*Speed/3*Power/3*Stamina

This is strange isn't it? This wasn't supposed to happen.

Add me for MLB Kitasan + 8 star speed Oguri Cap that is really good for pace chasers

118401362297

>>715811970
You'll want at least 2 to make her usable with the uncapper + selector. But kitasan is only really good when fully unlocked, it's a whale card and super mid before you max it out.

>>715812152
>pic isn't Kitasan and Satono

>>715812741
Don’t waste your clocks on a run that loses before the URA finale.

>>715812834
>>715812787
thanks anons

>>715812835
Ok, so I was lucky enough to get 1 already at the 0.5% pull rate, now I just need enough carats for the pity which actually is proving to be much harder

>Didnt get Kitasan on my phone account
>Start up a steam one
>5th pull she drops
HELL YEA
That phone account sucked anyway.

>>715812712
>>715812792
Time to bring out the REAL meta support card

>>715812989
You know you can link your phone and steam account right. So you can play on the same account with both devices

Sex with Oguri Cap

should i keep rerolling for dupes or stick with this? i got two kitasans but only a few other dupes for some of the SRs

>>715812834
>>715812787
added

>>715813092
I fucking refuse, KB 1LB will be f2p or it won't be

>>715813226
>Creek and Kita
You are good to go m8, rolling even more would just be autism

>kitasan black banner comes out
>game reaches #1 top seller on Steam

>>715812501
Those are good SRs

>>715812152
>free 1.5k
i haven't gotten shit...

>>715811593
well.... at least i fully uncapped one of my SRs... and i don't have enough Support Points to fully level it...

>>715809145 (OP)
I spent money on good beans instead of this shit

>>715813345
Big cause that means it makes more money than CS2 which makes like a million a day

>>715813345
She's just that strong.

>>715812594
I don't think we are gonna make it bro...

Who took the lasagna out of the fridge

>>715813557
https://x.com/Goldship_001/status/1946077362283491815

Looks majestic

>>715811752
Carrots are
>cheap
>good for a quick snack
>tasty
>good for you

>>715813551
It fell off later, but it still did reach top 1?
How does a game make it to the store front banner on steam? I believe it's decently popular and profitable enough to earn a shill slot from Gaben.

PUREST UMA

I’m done pulling. This is my day one f2p account. How did I do

so how many copies of Kitasan do you need?

>>715812152
and what does Teio have to do with any of this?

>>715813841
five, or you can just add these kind anons
>>715812834
>>715812787

>>715813794
Steams frontpage is essentially a big advertisement banner. You pay to be there

>>715813557
Didn't stop her from getting NTR'd by her archnemesis

>>715813918
Tony Fox got the money to pay off Gaben for Deltarune front page?

>>715812152
>4th (FOURTH) satono diamond

>>715813841
At worst, LB 1(two of them). It can be upgrade up to LB 3 with future event items that allow duping cards you own

>>715813551
Don't forget a gacha lifeblood is always mobile, Steam is only a small fraction of the revenues
CA must be swimming in mad money now, thinking about what Abema show to make next

>>715813841
3* is the bare minimum for her to be usable, but 2* is enough as future investment where you can either roll her again for the rerun, use the future selector ticket they give you later or grind for uncap stones to uncap her to 4*.

We fucking need Kitahara Jones

>>715813998
iirc it's a decent stam card mlb

>>715812152
more western horses soon

>>715814013
>>715814059
>got one (1) (singular) Kitasan
It's over for me

For the anons who got her and tried the career with Mejiro McQueen (Anime Collab), how does she compare to the base one? Being my third 3 star, I wanna try her.

Maybe this is a dumb question but... Isn't this effect just fucking broken overpowered? I know she's a guts card but, improving your mood during training? Hello? That sounds amazing?

>>715814213
I didn't get any...

>>715814231
My condolence, her alt's unique is pretty shitty. Even her OG unit is better...

>>715814231
It's not fair, why do you get 2 Tachys and I have 0 after many pulls?

>3lb kitasan
yep, I'm pulling for horses

>>715814362
remember to join a club

>>715814446
Wait what? what are clubs and what do they do?

>>715814213
Just reroll dude.

>>715814249
Mood affects how many stats you get in training, this effect means you increase the amount of stats you gain by having good mood, not a mood increase

>>715813941
Just like my NTR doujin. Hopefully Kitasan doesn’t develop any weird fetish because of that
But Kitasan finally beats Duramente at the game of life. Can’t fuck with you anymore if they are dead. Now she gonna be the leading sire in Japan for years to come

>>715814249
i think that's more like the stat numbers you can get the higher the mood of your uma have when training together with that card.

>>715814516
but i spent money on this account...

>>715809246
Of course the mad scientist would support experimenting on freaks.

>>715814249
It is a decent bonus for the stats you get. But back in the days - or in our days - the card was considered bad because >guts. JP players even deleted it out of their account because there wasn't any use for it.

Then guts got buffed.
Then guts became meta.
And those people who deleted their Haru card started crying.

>>715814231
She was the first girl I got a flawless season with, surprisingly. But I also got two of her while trying to chase Teio and I don't even know how the bast version performs.

>>715814482
Clubs are like small factions with other trainers. In those clubs you can request and donate shoes and you get club points for donating to your club members

>>715814482
When you get fans in career mode they're added to a total in your profile, when you join a club the sum of all fans determines the club rank and everybody gets free monthly carats.

Also you can request/donate shoes (items used to level up characters), when the trade happens everybody gets Club Points, which you can use in one of the Shops to buy exlusive items, including Star Pieces and SSR cards.

There's no reason to NOT join a club.

>>715814482
consist of up to 30 smelly unfortunates obsessed with shoes and you can do races for fun (seen a 16 haru race)
Also the more fans the club gets the better your monthly carats

>>715814783
>>715814854
Oh nice, and I can get star pieces too for Tachy? which club should I join?

>>715812152
How do you sell a free game?

>>715814589
How much?

>>715814606
>friends
out

>>715814854
>>715814873
My club has just been trading shoes like autists. Does that even do anything?

>>715814936
By using steam wallet to buy carats ingame.

KAMU KAMU

>>715814936
Get people to buy in game items.

>>715814978
You get club points but you need to get involved, donate shoes.

>>715814978
>smelly unfortunate asks for shoes
>provide them with shoes
>you get club points

>>715814935
Preferably a good and active club, there are 3 main /v/ clubs (/v/ma, /herse/, Horse MD) but they are all full right now so either wait until one of them leaves a slot open or just look if someone advertises a new club in here.

>>715815024
i don't think the average /v/ user knows how to soundpost anon

>dump all my carats on kitasan
>get one (1) copy
>see after that at least 4 dudes I'm following have it maxed
I might be retarded

>>715815085
Ok, I just realized that I need to be E3 rank to join clubs anyways and I'm E2. Are the links for those clubs in /vg/?

Anyone here knows how to train El Condor Pasta? Like her style/distance/stats

My wife Rice is strong! Even after multiple mood downs, she still ended up very good.

>>715815208
No those clubs are seperate from /vg/. In the club menu you can search for the clubs by name. If it shows no results then it means they are full.

>>715815142
I pity them

>>715815240
Her unique skill works more consistently as pace.

Are the "increase navigation" skills worth it? i'm training teio and like 10 of the available skills are like that.

>>715812152
As advertised

Fuck you.
>*unhorses your horsegirls*

>>715815240
inherit her dirt up to A and you can demolish anything with her
speed, stamina, wit

>>715815265
I have no idea how you fuckers get stats that high, I clear the campaign and end up with like 700 in 3 stats training Goldship and she destroys everything

>>715815192
>go all in on kitasan
>3 copies
>all my favorite SR cards are maxed out
Now i need to wait until more Umas hit the roster so i can roll

Finally, I'm free

I fucking give up on Rian, I don't know what to to win with her
>train speed
>loses
>train power
>loses
>train stamina
>loses
>train wit
>loses
>try to balance
>loses
>doesn't matter what kind of sparks she gets
>loses
At this rate I'm gonna try a full guts run to see what happens, because man, I starting to hate her

>>715815397
last thread I wondered why they took their year accessories, only to realize now they took all the horse years!

>>715810559
It's kino

>mood down event on race day
Oh so it's like that, I'm not wasting a single clock on your ryan

>>715814446
>600 points for only 5 stars
That does not seem good

>>715810559
>why do the majority of anons legitimately love anime and anime raising games
It’s mystery for the ages

>>715815397
Feels like nothing changed with Daiwa Scarlet

>>715814446
i'm in /v/ma and have no idea of what i'm supposed to do with the club stuff.
All i see is people asking for shoes from time to time. I barely have any myself.

>>715813557
reminder

>>715813841
Depends on your intentions
>I'm a casual and don't care about winning pvp
None, just borrow a maxed one from someone
>I want to win pvp but I am patient
1, then wait for the wild card items to be added. Then you max the card out without chasing duplicates
>I want to be top tier NOWWWWW
5 copies

>>715815425
Good supports
Rainbow training with said supports
Always take Energy options in events
Some amount of good luck to hit positive events and not negative ones
Win the big G1 (especially Japan Cup) races so you get enough skill points for the skills you want, but don't just spam races.

>>715815694
That's pretty much it. You trade shoes for club points, play the game to increase club rank and wait each month for club rewards.

>>715815705
I like whenever they pull the giant fucking tire.

>>715813557
Special week..

>>715809145 (OP)
I love watching retarded gachafags spend hundreds to get an advantage in fucking gacha PVP of all things lmao like how pathetic can you be with your money

Are there medium dirt tracks in pvp?

>>715815891
>like how pathetic can you be with your money
you could buy beer that you'll pee in an hour or kill yourself by smoking.

>>715815705
a shame all of them would job to him....

What's the best way to farm money and supportpoints?

>>715816012
only mile tracks

>>715815831
>reddit watermark
KEK

>>715816040
Sorry, wrong image

>>715814162
Bring on more American horses

>4chan
>Agnes Tachyon

>Xitter
>Haru Urara

>Gold Ship
>Youtube

>?????
>Reddit

>>715816040
Goldship horsecock victim

>>715816048
>money
Turn your mind to steel, your blood to iron, and your heart to glass and use the forbidden Urara Abuse method
>support points
Isn’t really one I’d call cost effective.

>>715816048
Limited missions right now and Daily Races on the highest difficulty available

>>715816196
>Xitter
>Haru Urara & Agnes Tachyon
ftfy

>>715816048
daily race de wa-

>>715816196
>agnes
but i like rice shower better...

One thing I don’t like about the race is that they make winning a G1 so easy, which makes G2 and G3 races pointless
Wish they balanced the game and made G1 races significantly harder. Winning any G1 race in real life is a life-long dream for most horses. The Matikane clan has like 600 horses, and only Fukukitaru won a G1, and it is a freaking Kikka Sho

>>715816309
what's the scale on these, 5'8?

>>715816309
bwo that horse dont look so good...

>>715816309
Akebono is the next one I want, absurdly big horse

Sex with Winning Ticket

>>715816418
I look like this.

>>715816196
4chan is obviously Grass Wonder. (American that thinks they’re japanese)

>>715809246
>implying guinea pigs have rights

>>715813765
Carrots are NOT tasty.

>>715816196
>4chan
Special Chud, or in the future Tamamo Cross

>>715815581
If the club is active it's really easy to farm, you just need to request shoes twice a day and donate up to 10 shoes per day yourself.
It's guaranteed that by the end of the 30 days run you would get 50+ star pieces (which is already a third of the way to get a 1 star like Tachyon close to 3 stars).

>>715809145 (OP)
I would lay down my life for my queen, Agnes Tachyon

>>715811881
If you went all in on kitasan black you can redeem the cleats you get from your excess support cards for trainee scout tickets

>>715816463
The guinea pig meme got annoying pretty fast desu

>>715816196
Excuse you, 4chan is Mambo territory.

>>715816389
I can't believe matikanefukukitaru is the golden child

What is the fastest way to get more monies?

>>715816593
Daily races

The mambo shills got me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>715816593
Limited missions, Daily Races, Event Rewards

>>715816469
>carrots
>not tasty
get out of here with your bad taste

>>715816196
>4chan
Manhattan Cafe

I can't get top 3 in fucking February Stakes I want my goddamn 3* ticket.

>>715816728
I want her so bad.

How the hell do you reach S or higher on a stat? Do you just keep leveling and ignore rainbows on other stats?

>>715815142
/v/ has fallen
billions must BAKUSHIN

>>715816562
Voluntary drug tester it is, then! Now please keep taking the pills.

>>715816756
You build a deck around that stat and focus on its rainbows. The reason some people have multiple S/SS stats is because every type of training levels up at least two skills, so for example a double/triple rainbow on speed training can net you +55 speed and +26 power.

>>715816196
>4chan
Matikanefukukitaru

>>715816593
Train Haru Urara.
Spam races every single turn, even ones you clearly can’t win. You’ll still get money.
You’re also a monstrous bastard but the option is always there.

Sigh. The things I do for horse pussy...

>>715809145 (OP)
Beginning of a New Era and its consequences have been a disaster for the Uma race.

>>715816756
Check if your uma has 20% up for that stat, then build a deck around it. Choose cards that have higher probability of appearing as rainbow and when rainbow has a bigger % gain.

guys, i think i'm in love with mayano... that's what she keeps telling me, anyway

I wish anime mcqueen wasn't so ass I want more trainees but don't want to pull prematurely

>>715816582
MAMBO THREAD
MAMBO BOARD
MAMBO FRANCHISE

ENTER
THE FACE OF UMAMUSUME EVERYWHERE

>715817054
I know your kind cunnyfag. Get your hands off her now.

>>715817175
hehhh ehehe

>>715816890
Hot

>>715809145 (OP)
Sloppy tired sex with Agnes

>>715817257
that's not golshi

Does this piece of shit card have more odds than Kitasan? because I've been rerolling for a while and I've gotten a ton of these, it feels like a sick joke

Converting some low-tier dupes into Cleats to buy the SR ticket doesn't seem like such a bad idea, you get rid of something you aren't going to use for something you're potentially going to use.

That said you can only buy the SR ticket once per month, so yeah you can't cheese.

>>715809145 (OP)
ENTER

>>715809145 (OP)
I know nothing of this game and anime.
But the design of pic related is my favorite.

(You) will use the free carats to uselessly roll for Kitasan
I will save them for my chocolate goddess Hishi Amazon

>>715817709
I have 16 MLB silver cards and zero kitasans...

>>715817824
This but for Narita Brian

>>715816196
>Reddit
Skibidi rizz
https://www.horseracingnation.com/horse/Skibidi_Rizz

>>715817257
I know where I want my face on this uma.

>>715816471
There was a vote the other day and no one mentioned special chud.

What the fuck is this shit?

I don't like it when she does sexual experiments on me.

After this I'm saving all my carats for:
>Narita Taishin
>Hishi Amazon
>Manhattan Cafe
>Twin Turbo
>Dream Journey

>>715809145 (OP)
she needs to stay away from the mares

>>715809145 (OP)
>Most Popular Umamusume in the West
>If I repeat it enough times then it becomes true!

>>715818089
The fuck? Since when i got this shit? Fuck goldship

>>715818089
Just Gold Ship things.

>>715818103
I know that feeling

>>715818121
>Twin Turbo
my nigga she is a 1 star uma

>>715818041
WHERE THE FUCK IS VODKA??

I need a guild, is there any guild? Guild please?

>>715818213
Finally someone gets it.
I hate it the most when she tries to shove things down my urethra.
Sounding is very uncomfortable.

>>715818248
Sorry there’s a no faggots policy so Scarlet and Vodka are not allowed

>>715818273
all 4 of them are full except the newest one, der/v/

>>715818239
In my kokoro she's a 10

>>715818179
That's soul, son

>>715818041
>Creek
she going to ask me to call her mommy in public, isn't she?

>>715818248
She's a poser

>>715818041
Those CinGray cross-promotions artwork looks so good.

>>715818179
>>715818089
You need to show her who's boss you idiot

>>715818239
I'll get her to 5* in no time then!

I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
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>>715817709
R serve no purpose if you have the SR or SSR of said character, right?

>>715818248
Hanging out with the really cool dudes! Don't worry!

>trainee failing at a 15% and taking her mood before the big race
>trainee popping off at home stretch and then losing hard as fuck anyways
this game can eat my entire ass fuck this shit >:(

>>715818041
Sex with Belno (evil)

>>715818339
>scarlet
>cool

>>715816175
Do you have any idea how many horse owners would love free advertising? The Sopranos especially?

my kitasan's only 1LB. i have maxxed sweep tosho and 1LB fine motion but i don't have super creek so creek's on permaborrow. do i just use my own kitasan or do i start borrowing someone's MLB kitasan and forget about goo goo babies

>>715816696
There's an argument for cooked carrots, but if you mean raw carrots you are a PSYCHO and need HELP

Thank God, it's over. (Not doing PVP) Thank you free karats. NOW TO GRIND FOR TEIOTOT.

Anyone have the list for the upcoming EN banners?

>>715818864
nigga you’re arguing with a horse

>>715818905
https://i.4cdn.org/v/1752847010557415.jpg
https://i.4cdn.org/v/1752848568133114.jpg

>>715814162
will you whale for secretariat?

>>715818830
Ideally you should have multiple limit broken stamina cards that are a fine alternative for their stats if not for Swinging Maestro

>>715818864
>hating raw carrots
The more i learn about you, the more i am convinced your opinion on taste shouldn't be given any credit.

>>715814162
I refuse to believe that nobody took an upskirt photo

>>715819007
Thanks, anon.

>>715811745
GOD WHY CANT SHE BE REAL ;_;

>>715809246
Why do you subhumans have to corrupt everything?

>>715817054
I feel the need

>>715818830
they can't call it 勝負服, it activates an indecent part of my brain
TIL the word actually comes from horse racing. I thought it just meant the clothes you wear when you want things to go your way, or don't want things to go wrong(mostly, to a date, but could be anything special, like a job interview).

qrd on the thing that will let you upgrade kitasan later? is it something you have to grind for?

>>715818570
Cutest hors

>>715818179
I don’t understand but for some reason i just won the URA final

>>715819236
Belno? Why are you smiling at me like that?

>>715819124
she's definitely wearing her lucky lacy panties underneath the shorts, so don't worry.

GUYS!
I THINK I CLICKED THE WRONG BANNER...
https://files.catbox.moe/xe4q9f.mp4

>>715809680
how do I get a horse girl with over 3000 stats (distributed)?

I can't break the B tier barrier. Even with a WIS support I always find myself wasting like 12 turns needing to train WIS to hit 400. Right now I think thats my problem but Maybe thats normal

>>715819302
That's just the way it is with Goldship

>>715819302
Golshi is made for cock

This is the best reroll I've gotten all day, do you guys think it's worth keeping?

>>715819341
>Not a single SR

>>715819417
Keep, your luck peaked here.

>>715819417
100%
2 Kitasans + Fine Motion or Super Creek is the most you can expect without rerolling literally hundreds of times.

>>715812152
>The horses have out-whaled the CS autists
Insane.

>>715819605
>tfw no kris until nov 2026

>>715815889
More like Special WEAK

>>715809246
>>715819107
Anime was a mistake

With 88% fan bonus, I managed to reach legend with Golshi without doing a single optional race

>>715819557
Yeah, agreed. Most people don't realize how brutal the rates actually are until they're 300 rolls deep with nothing but tears and a dupe R Maruzensky. If you see double Kita with decent backup, lock that shit in and never look back.

>>715819774
spicGODS please translate

>>715812501
i know you got dickus'd

Condor pasa? More like HUGE CACA

>>715819774
EL COITO EN CASA

>>715812537
That's factually incorrect.
I never want to use three clocks and lose.
But I do want Tokai to Teio step on me

>>715819932
>There's no more work in racing hahaha

>>715817631
it's the desire sensor at work.

>>715819774
This is how all the faceless horsegirls you race against end up by the way

>>715812834
>>715812787
Thanks dudes

El condor...no pasó...

>>715820340
Good, they just get in the way of the professionals.

>>715819774
What was the thought process behind her character design?
>american born
>named after a peruvian song
>mexican wrestler motif
>never uses a single spanish word in japanese
>english localization is full of hola mis amigos

Let's say hypothetically I had a 2 uma's with all trophies, gathered over a few runs
Would they have perfect affinity because they share all trophies, or would the affinity be based on the individual career runs used in breeding?
I don't want to finish the gallery if it does nothing

>>715819507
>>715819557
>>715819870
Ok thanks, I'm actually glad it didn't take the whole week to reroll, but kinda bummed that I don't have gems for horses. Does Fine Motion need any LBs? because I only got that one

>>715820120
How many variations of the Bakushin song are there?

Biwa please come home....I miss you

>>715820853
I think Teio and Golshi's are the only ones

>>715820853
I think I heard there's four total, but I only have Bakushin, Teio, and Golshi.

>>715820895
>catgirl horse

fuck off, worst girl by far

>>715809246
I got something to inject you with you little timmbudding tiddy femmfaggot.
*Wraps arms around you from behind, fondling your hrtiddies and bulge before shoving a rough tongue kiss in your eager mouth*

>>715812787
>>715812834
based thanks broskis

>>715821031
>Worst girl
Shit taste.

KIMI NO AIBA GA
ZUKYUN DOKYUN
HAISHIRI DESHI
>FUFUUUU!
BAKYUN BUKYUN
KAKETE YUKU YO
KONNA DESU WAAA
HAAAAJIMETEEE
>SAN NI ICHI FIGHT

>>715813765
Guys, I love burumas so much.

>>715820819
With a few playthroughs you should unlock a bunch of missions and get enough carats to roll umas.
I recommend trying to complete the first Special Mission to unlock the random 3 stars Uma ticket, use that first, then you can pick another 3 stars Uma with the 3 stars selector (in the Shop). In that order you can avoid a dupe.

>>715821142
Oguri Fat

>>715818041
lol this looks like the late 90s or was it early early 00s super hero schlock where they replaced all of the colourful costumes with garments made of dark leather.

>>715821126
get ready for a TRUTH NUKE my nigga. Horse girl is good because NONE of them wear GLASSES. Girls with glasses are PURE SHIT and the devs know it. One girl has glasses, and she is the most boring horse of them ALL.

Glory to japan
Glory to pretty derby

>>715821392
>Hates glasses
Now I KNOW you're a man with complete utter shit taste. Get the fuck outta here!

should i use my 3* on oguri or just grab my favourite (rice)

I got these MLB, any good ones besides sweep tosho ?

>>715821392
glad someone said it

>>715820701
>never uses a single spanish word in japanese
I remember hearing "que?" and "bueno!" a bunch.

>>715820895
As someone how had Biwa, you really don't.

>>715821203
Thanks mate I'll try to rebuild back to my past account which actually shouldn't take much I only grinded for SW event back then. Do you know if 1 Fine Motion is good enough or is it like Kitasan?

>>715821564
Taishin and Amazon are good. Spe is good for a welfare card. Don't know much about the rest

>>715821392
What the fuck is this nigger saying

>>715821564
the one beside mad scientist is busted

Kitasan is boring

Is the Kikuka Sho supposed to be really fucking hard to win? I consistently get 2nd no matter who I'm training

STOP FUTA HATE

I know she's years away but she's really tempting me to pick up the game. But I don't want to play 4 gachas....

>Maya's stamina card is A tier, scratching S tier
Why?

>>715821945
After seeing her trainee events, I kinda agree. A shame since I like her design

>>715822041
You need the willpower to kill off some gachas you're playing. I should do the same with this game, but I like the characters.

>>715822001
ok but do they have human dicks or horse ones

>>715821556
>or just grab my favourite
Always this. Just know that in this case your favorite is notoriously hard to raise

>>715817709
doesn't that only give trainees though?

Post her

>>715821973
You need more stamina or heals.

We mambo in here

>>715822129
Horse of course

I request the google doc please. I have to check something fast.

>mistap on playstore on my phone
>see uma musume on front page
>...
>install it
so is this good or what

>>715821945
She's like a less clumsy Special Week, but she's still the season 3 protagonist, and people like S3 the least. Do the math.
Tokai Teio (S2) is the only objectively good primary protagonist from the first three seasons (although I like Suzuka/McQueen/Diamond as well).

>>715822218
2 are supports and 1 is umas.

>>715822115
55 specialty priority, 10% training effectiveness, 30 point stamina boost at the start of the campaign just for having her in your deck, SSR tier list of skills full of generics so anyone can use the card, card events give 30 skill points and three +10 energy

>>715818041
>goo-goo babies
one is not like the others

>>715821392
they hate him because he spoke the truth

>rolled 3 kitas in like 15 rerolls
Do I just spark and win the game now?

>>715822382
>observe "training"

>>715822623
yeah, hopefully you hit a 4th while pulling towards spark

>>715822538
S-she's strong!

>>715822302
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/

>>715821564
Top Cun is great

>>715822365
you like princess maker? you like numbers going up?

>>715822365
I don't know, but I want my horses to win

>>715809246
Of course it's straight up trannies spamming this horse shit

>>715822849
i finished the dos version of princess maker 2 a few times years ago, yeah. and then i bounced off 5 because the translation fucking sucks i wish i knew japanese so bad fuck fuck FUCK

>>715822442
I Mati-can't live without her, /v/ros

>>715822125
I'll have to settle for her art then...

>>715821392
amen

>>715822719
thanks!

>>715819107
>why are troons invading my eceleb shilled yurishit about gender bent horses??!?!

>>715820794
try this out
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility

>>715822968
>falling for bait

>go from struggling with golshi to absolutely shitting on career mode and getting first constantly
it's finally clicking bros... just had to add a 8* uma parent from the official discord

>>715823195
You're the only one who understood the assignment, it seems.

Trying to watch S3 of the show and my God Kitasan is such a retard who always whines.

>>715821392
Retard.

>>715819557
>Fine Motion or Super Creek
These are also carts right?

>>715823387
damn right

>>715811593
At least i'm getting sr HAHAHahahaha.......hahaha.....hah...ha..

Bros, I finally got a hotspring ticket with mama creek

>>715823524
they're horses not carts

>>715821392
You are so right and it was about time someone had the balls to say this

>>715823669
I meant cards..

>>715818239
So is Tachyon. What's your point?

>>715823661
did you win, son? rice shower threw away the only ticket i won

The story of this event is super boring skip!

So which horse should i do to even get these missions?

i HATE late surgers hugging the inside curve
it happens every fucking time and i can't get any of the fucking trophies i need to roll with

>>715823768
>all coomers
Is there a 4chan race?

low stat end closer GOAT ship

>>715823768
Look up what type of race they are, pick your favorite horse capable of running those races, and then just keep an eye on the calendar and race them whenever. You don't need to actually have a horse that has these races as part of their goals.

>>715823768
They're both medium G2s if I remember correctly so basically anybody works. Problem is one of them is on the first turn of the 2nd year beach episode

>>715823404
Her whining is a bit repetitive but it does lead to some of the best Nice Nature scenes and dialogue.

>>715823830
>Playing late surger
It's not worth it if there are more than like 3 of them. Otherwise you should pick pace or end, whichever other one your late surger favors.

>>715823768
rice shower does the tanabata sho i think

>>715823953
I wish we just got more Gold Ship instead.

>>715821392
Many are saying this!

>>715823953
Nice Nature is so rapeable.

>>715824021
Goldship gets a focus episode.

>Kitasan killed global

we told you it would happen

>>715823768
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler

So how are people getting max speed and near max wit?

>>715809246
>IT'S MA'ARE

Why are all these girls so fucking gay?
I'm playing through Teio's career and the entire thing is her wanting to get fucked by Symboli

>>715809145 (OP)
you have no idea how happy it makes me that yet another gacha game is making /v/ and plebbit seethe

>>715824203
MLB cards and sparks

Kita-san ended in complete failure but I'll leave this here if someone wants MLB Daitaku Helios
220729921025

>>715824253
but we like it

>>715824223
That's her dad

The dopamine hits from this game are wearing out due to lack of freebies. What other gacha shit is worth checking out for free dopamine?

>>715824117
Nah people got depressed for half a day but it's fine now, the game got a solid playercount yesterday.

>>715819107
>>715819828
>>715823151
>falling for bait

>>715824428
>lack of freebies
we just got 3000 free carats

>>715824419
>into incest as well
they're total degenerates

>>715824223
The real horses of those two are son and dad, they replaced the paternal relationship with admiration in the game. That's all there is,to it Teio looks up to Symboli because she wants to surpass her one day, any gay shit is just in your head.

You could have picked literally any other two if you wanted to talk about gay horses, like Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka

>>715824486
Used em all and got fuck all.

>>715821618
Kita Negra

>>715816048
Farming careers and winning

>>715823524
yeah, cards. Super Creek comes with the best stamina skill in the game while Fine Motion is just one of the best wit cards for quite a while. Fine Motion can be replaced with maxxed out SRs but Super Creek giving Swinging Maestro is really unique

>>715817938
He's a winner

>>715816228
What is the Urara Abuse method?

>>715816309
They put Taiki facing away just to not show her cleavage

>>715824614
well yeah....same... doesn't mean that it don't count

>>715821392
And the other horse with glasses just takes them off anyway.

>>715822996
then you'll probably like uma musume

>>715824537
I still don't understand how people can see scarlet and vodka's relationship as gay.

>>715824804
I just don't feel like grinding out careers and shit right now after cranking out like 50 hours over the past week. Which kinda sucks given the event is going on NOW. I should have just not played the past week because I'm a little burned out.

>>715824948
because they talk to each other every once in a while
clearly this means they want to fuck

>>715824948
because nothing matters to yurikeks except that they want to see yuri

>>715825013
understandable. this event isn't nearly as important as the previous one since the reward is a guts card. just don't worry about it.

>still only like 3 good ending clears
I hate this shit

>only get 2 kitas + pity
>get an extra one from the extra free roll
always trusted the plan

>>715824948
I have a friend who will not shut the fuck up about it. It's ironic to me because he's the type who hates when two male characters get shipped just for having a rivalry or for being friends who interact.

>>715825309
i have zero and i'm approaching pity....

would you date a handsome uma

>>715825385
>>715825309
whats pity

>>715824948
I don’t know how people can ignore obvious yuri bait when they see it.

>finally got MLB Kitasan
>Have no runners and no carots to get more
I'm really tired of the f2p girls and I got a dupe oguri from the free 3* ticket.

>even gicuck is talking about uma
it's over..

>>715824761
You just run races every single turn while Urara cries.

>>715825528
>I got a dupe oguri from the free 3* ticket.
Luck karma, you wasted all your luck to get MLB Kitasan.

>>715825528
complete your missions to get 3* uma tickets
roll like 50 times on an uma banner to get more umas
then just hoard until an uma you like is featured on a banner

>>715825528
explode

waiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIIIIII

>>715825575
>please please PLEASE talk about my favorite eceleb bros, i can't connect with anything outside of streamer reactionbait because i've ruined my attention span
fuck off.

>>715825606
You're right, I don't know if I'm a bad enough dude to seal my heart and go through with that. Especially not since there will be copious evidence of it in your veterans.

>meta niggas throwing all their starter carats into support cards with nothing to show for it
>meanwhile me getting 3 different SSRs on two mommy pulls

>>715824223
Symboli likes Oguri, retard
https://youtu.be/HYrVKLBhitE?si=fmwp-9vCGJ2zzvmy&t=47

>>715825138
where in the anime focused on real umas and not le boring underdog who's using the power of friendship to win!!!!
these two goofballs deserve more

I just lost one of my accounts because I didn't save the ID...

>>715823404
I dropped S3 because of her. I just went straight to the movies.

>>715823750
Yes I did, after 3 retries and almost losing the URA finals

>>715825845
Bro your cinderella gray?

>>715825810
why is Oguri such a fat fuck

DID YOU STEAL MY KITASAN

>>715825946
One of my friend got an MLB Kitasan in one spark so it's probably him

>Skibidi Rizz actually won a race
Wew

>>715823404
>>715825860
Can't blame you.

Kita is a frustrating to watch character in the anime.
Terrible idea to write a sports anime where the main character doesn't even know why she is competing.

Heh, later virgins

>>715825865
good job son
>>715825857
you're free, retardbro...

>>715826023
THANKS I WILL FIND HIM AND GET MY KITASAN BACK

>>715826084
nice

>>715825857
How fucked am I, is there a way to find my ID? I had it on a notepad and it didn't save

>>715825721
I'll only pull for Mambo

>>715826084
nice

>>715826078
How did they write Teio, who had a clear and obvious goal in mind and you could understand her motivations clearly and why she got as upset as she did when they didn't come to fruition, only to write Kitasan afterwards?

>>715826084
nice

dia should have been the main character

>>715826134
just click 'Profile' and write it down..?

>>715826078
>Terrible idea to write a sports anime where the main character doesn't even know why she is competing.
But Ping Pong was kino of the highest order.

>>715826084
nice washboard

>>715826223
good question
it was even by the same studio

tannhauser taking lessons on how to win races from a literal child is pretty funny

>>715825857
>>715826134
welcome to the party dog
without the id you cannot issue a ticket, either make a new account or drop the game

>>715826242
>kitasan’s card has her
>her card doesn’t have kitasan
what a selfish bitch

>>715826084
Oisuu

>>715826345
it does. in her card she's just beating kitasan to the finish

>>715825865
>those cleats
were you trying to give her headpats?

>>715826084
nature

>>715826259
I rerolled after saving it but the power went out and it didn't save
>>715826321
It didn't have much, my rerolled account has better stuff but it had feels value...

>>715826084
Nice

>>715826530
ok I found it
>she covers kitasan completely
what a fat bitch

>>715826802
>stamina uma is fat
fitting

Why don't the other trainers use their clocks when I beat them and their umas in the career mode?

>>715826084
Nice

>>715826598
rerollers btfo

>>715826223
Nearly all of the core staff from
S2 was different and working on something else or at a different studio by the time S3 came around IIRC.

>>715826945
their alarms on on their phones, and the alarm clocks we use are analog.

>>715826945
I stole all their clocks. All of them.

>30k
>just a single kita
>90% of the pulls have been regular R
I fucking hate gacha

i don't like how the commentators call the fourth corner "final corner" even on long races where it's the first one you take. it confuses me.

Do you just full send it on speed cards with Bakushin?

>>715826945
>he doesn’t know
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/89839037

>>715825495
at 200 pulls you get to just pick a rate up to get

>>715827194
Its a cygames special

>>715825495
there's no pity here and just sparking. hoyotards just make up retarded phrases like "soft pity" to describe mechanics

>>715827256
All speed cards, only invest in speed.

>>715827256
it's an easy ura finale win and good for speed spark farming, but doing that will make a bakushin that just dies instantly in pvp/daily races because of the lack of stamina

>>715827447
just get some stamina regen skills bro

>>715827447
>but doing that will make a bakushin that just dies instantly in pvp/daily races because of the lack of stamina
Well I'm trying to make a Bakushin that can do well in PvP so give me your suggestions. Obviously I'll be borrowing an MLB KItasan.

What can we do to make spe-chan more popular?

>>715827445
its literally the same FUCKING thing

>>715823745
>>715823745

>>715827567
Kita, Twin Turbo, Suzuka, Fine Motion, Top Gun SR, Bourbon SR (for acceleration + more front runner skills)

>>715825918
the horse she's based on was known to eat a lot

>>715827629
give her bigger tits
a more revealing outfit
more airheaded
oh wait, thats just kitasan

>late surger uma
>every race she's on an inner bracket

>>715827703
No it isn't? Pity implies the rate goes up whenever you don't pull the featured character/item on the banner, hence PITY, like the actual definition and how it works on gachas with actual pity like fire emblem heroes. Sparking came from another cygames game granblue fantasy where you earn tickets from rolling and then exchange it for the featured thing on the banner. Princess connect has the same system. hoyofags are just retards

cute

>>715827869
Threads are being deleted, stop linking them like that, friendo

how the fuck do you win using a long distance trainee
everything falls apart when I can't mindlessly spam speed training over and over again

>>715828484
by training other stats...obviously