SMOOTH Edition

14 sleepies til Epoch!

>Question of the Thread
Did you get an invite to the secret fishing guild?

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July

>Released Servers
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)

>Guilds
<SECRET FISHING GUILD> - Project Epoch, crossfaction, coming soon, whisper SECRET
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Previous Thread
>>530769272

first

>>530957105 (OP)

Yeah, I'm thinking the 'poch is the future of private servers.

>fish is still playing turdle by himself
kek

POCHIE IS... ALIVE!!!

>log in to my humie in elwynn
>wolves growling and fem humans moaning 24/7
>get erection
it's not okay

Orc or Troll for Shaman on turtle? Also, can i just spec into enh while leveling and healing dungeons with no issues? Same questions also apply for Epoch in 2 weeks i guess.

time to check gaping hole shire

>>530957415
The classic Orc Shaman on Epoch of course. Turtle is a dead server.

>stresstest open invite pochie
>turtle still 8k online with no dent
I start to think that there are two very different audiences interested in each server

So the countdown was a lie

>>530957390
you jinxed it you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

server down ??????

>playing squirtle
>see two no shoes in my area
>/spit on them as I usually do
>one of them called Torzag whispers me saying hi
>don't respond because I don't know him
>later remembered I might have seen his name in the thread

Yo guys is Torzag one of you or am I confusing him with someone else. I can't remember all of the namedrops in here.

Is it true that Alliance has way more custom content on Epoch?
Having a hard time choosing between Dwarf Warrior or a Troll caster (both male)

>>530957629
I'm interested in pochie but I don't care about stress tests, I'm not on in turtle though

So 200 people in one starting zone already kills the server? And it has gamebreaking bugs known for years and still not fixed? Epochsissies, not like this..

>>530957629
I'm going to enjoy both servers.
>b-b-but you can't--
I will.

>>530956537
BS belt buckle improves all primary stats, I think arcanite one is +5

cant fucking believe this
fucking epoch devs shit shit shit this goes to show you how much epoch devs care about the players disgusting

https://files.catbox.moe/vb6etw.png

>>530957698
He is a known sexpest in the RP community ans used to post here.

>>530957698
He's some femboy faggot who tried to impress the other femboys by making an orc but they could all tell he's just a sissy like them and rejected him

>>530957846
It's truly over blessed troontlexister, time to head back home

>>530957530
oh well, managed to get to Goldshire just before shutdown

damn I just got lvl6 and was clicking on the shiny new gun to buy

Yeah it's kino

>>530957562
I would go Orc but females have fucked up hairlines and sjw cuts on turtle. Troll looks cute tho. But autists complain about racials and how Orc is the best for Shamans.

>>530957907
>>530957921
Damn my bad Torzag I didn't know you were our guy. Love you bb.

>>530958039
>Are those... are those... HECKING NILLER ORGRIMMAR ASSETS (again)?

Do pserver rats really?

Took some screenies of lower level profession gear they've added

>>530957972
opinions about the new goldshire? i dont know how to feel about this

Well how cool is that, totem, huh? Now I have a hard time choosing between Male Orc Rogue and Male Tauren Hunter with a worg pet.

>>530958298
It's too big with too few npcs, looks empty

>>530958262
tailoring enchanting chads stay winning

>>530958413
pvre kino

>>530958298
looks nice and very Warcraft 3ish
unfortunately not the most practical layout, Razor Hill is a bit easier to navigate

>>530957972
Hmm thought it would be darker.

>>530958298
Looks like it was slapped together in a couple hours. It's over.

>>530958535
>>530957530
how much darker do you want it, I can't see my sheboon's face

>>530958621
>GUYS WE CAN'T RAID YET IT'S NOT NIGHT AND MY SPIRIT IS TOO LOW

>>530958298
Looks soulless. I hope they didn't change too much because if the changes are a miss, the server will be dead very fast. Squirtle was wise to add on to vanilla, not completely change beloved hangouts.

Guys I have a really important question, can you change sex at the barbershop?

>>530958442
nooooooo its such a pain to level, thats not fair

>>530958621
soulful

Epoch status?

>>530958908
its some of the easiest shit to level. you get resources by playing the game and questing (v gathering nodes which is gay)

>>530958969
It was so bad they shut the server down almost immediately, it's over

Two more week, only two more weeks and the wait will finally be over....

anyone have swing timer addon for hunter ?

SLOPPOCH can't even break 4k online during its LAST stresstest meanwhile Turtle WoW has 27k online LMAO DOAPOCH DEADPOCH BARRENPOCH KEKTOTES KILLING HIMSELF IN GABELSTAPLER-SIMULATOR 2025 KEK

>>530958969
think It crashed once, otherwise worked fine

https://nuiva.github.io/epoch/items.html
https://nuiva.github.io/epoch/spells.html
Item scrape got cut off by server shutting down, but it's something I guess. New items are at the end.

i'm not playing on epoch stop asking

>trundle deployed the bots

>>530957887
https://litter.catbox.moe/w720236yfmxfb24s.mp4

For epoch I might play warlock over rogue simply because tailor + ench has more interesting shit going on than lw + skinning

>>530959362
Thanks anon

>>530959362
Not reading any of it.

>>530959431
>vanilla shit
YUCK

>>530958969
custom content instead of progression to wotlk

DoA

>>530959774
onyxia and cromiecraft already did this and both were not very popular

back to osrs I guess...

>trash class balance
>dozens of skills not working properly
>custom content removes original content
>no mods
>nobody works on addons
>stresstest crashes the server with less than 2k people online
>retarded devs with know-it-better-than-you attitude
>chat hypermoderated
>gathering still the best professions
Epoch is having so many issues. Why dont they wait another year instead of pushing out some unfinished slop?

>>530957972
>>530958039
>>530955267
>5 years for this

Turtle sissy is afraid.

retail wins again

Back to retail I guess

>>530960575
yeah it's so over sister

>>530959271
turdle does not have 27k people omega kek

They need to make the nights ever darker and they should also disable fly points during them because of low visibility!

found the turtlewow easter egg

blacksmithing looks pretty cool, seems like it might not just be a guild profession anymore

>>530960839
lol

>>530960839
Shut the FUCK up and make my lionheart you uppity slut

>>530960826
pvre sovl

>>530960839
I'm going alchemy and herbalism, why? It's the most thematic professions with my character.

>>530960208
>>530960353
Epooch jeets how are we spinning it this time around? Is our hatred towards squirtle strong enough to play on an absolute worse server in every regard?

Don't care still holding out for Wallcraft

>turtletroon keeps talking to himself

why are paladins like this?

>>530961086
even if it's not great right now and even if they changed some shit, so what? give it a year or two and it will be fixed. fucking doomers man

>>530961301
>Mage that low
What happened

>>530959667
The spirit of banilla

Don’t care. Playing Epoch.

>>530961415
Being a water and portal vendor isn't very fun

>>530961415
We told you class balance is trash.

>>530961415
>cloak of shadows on 1min cd
>bladestorm
yea no ty

>>530960763
he meant 2.7k

>>530961415
>everybody gets cool toys
>mage gets crappy toy
Play the devs favorites or you class will suck.

>tfw no cutie gnome mage to sit on my lap

le sigh...

>>530958560
>Looks like it was slapped together in a couple hours. It's over.
>>530958870
>Looks soulless.

this new goldshire does indeed look like utter trash. i get wanting to add a couple of new buildings, but why ruin the inn? it feels "dead" as compared to the original inn.

>>530961836
>why ruin the inn
Because they are fucking retards that dont know what they are doing.

>>530961836
>why ruin the inn? it feels "dead" as compared to the original inn
Because they know better than you and the OG devs.

<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals> - Project Epoch, crossfaction, whisper Moo

>>530957972
bro they fucking made modernslop out of goldshire

>>530960763
>turdle does not have 27k people omega kek
ackshually, turtle should have easily have twice that number if you include the chink and brazilian servers. during peak turtle hype (in summer of 2023) they were pushing 20k on the original EU server.

>turtle
>does nothing
>wins
Is it really that easy?

>>530962428
What are you going to use this for with such a high price

>>530958212
buthoughever that's literally all i ever wanted from classic+, you goofy ahh shrill shill

>>530959271
I need a plapspec anon to erp as Marin for me

>>530957972
>didn't just keep the old GS and add a few more buildings and NPCs
>made it empty and soulless instead
I wonder which dev thought this was the way to go

>>530962428
>a retarded amount of mats for just 4 hours
If it's not a consumed on use item it might be okay to have sometimes but if it's a one use it's never seeing the light of day.

Is the stress test still up?

>>530962428
>Use one of these at a black lotus spawn
>Wait until one spawns then felstone to it, pick it up then hs back to town
>Make another felstone to repeat the process
>Repeat until rich
Epic...

>>530959431
is this a custom epoch feature?

>tfw you didn’t get invited to the secret fishing guild

>>530962872
>vorosh the fresh junkie cockroach
DOA

>only 2000 people for the stress test
If this doesn't indicate it's going to be Chromie levels of dead, I don't know what to tell you

I expected people to realize why Epoch was in devhell for so long on release but not in the stresstest of all things. Just wait until you see that the custom shit in the deadmines doesn't properly work. There is a lot of stuff unfinished, classes included.

>>530962872
self proclaimed generals are always hyper narcissistic douches
just look at Thor the Buttpirate and his EVE online escapades

>>530963490
>the custom shit doesn't work properly
So it'll be just like Turtle

Was there something else I had to do to join the server? It kept saying I was blizzard banned when I would try to log in. The account was created 2 days ago and I've done nothing with it since.

epochsissies...where is our discord shillbrigade? they are waking up..

don't even feel like logging in bros
go on withoutme

lol linus tech tip quest haha

>try to play the epoch stress test
>cant play, keep getting booted off the server 1 minute playing it, can't manage to talk to npcs either
>this seems weird, let me try something
>try to play in stormforge, same shit, almost can't connect to the server

wait what the fuck is going on? why i can't connect to servers right? my internet is fine,i can connect to steam, see streamers with no problem but when i try to connect to a mmo the game just freezes 1 or 2 minutes in and boots me out

Why the dev is a tranny? I thought epoch was based?

>>530963642
Works on my machine? Little lying shill, you!

so is the test stil up or what ?

>>530963980
>changes to the game are absolute dogshit
>design and dev is a literal tranny
I should have known. I should have known the moment anons started pointing out the no fun allowed chat moderation.

>>530963460
>Chromie
Nigga it's another V+

>Game too hard
>All custom content is useless
>Most is locke behind release
>Most will not release
>Devs can't do game design for shit

>>530964038
yeah its still up man

>>530963908
either network issue (your ISP or one of the nodes connecting to their server acting up)
or client fuckery run their installer again, and remove gunk from wdb folder

>>530963980
Not the main dev, and every pserver dev is a troon either way.

>>530963980
EPOCHCHUDDIES OUR RESPONSE? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR DEUS VULT BASED SERVER

>>530962428
could you abuse this in alterac valley?

Why in the year of our lord and savior 2025 does Darknest still not allow private server shit? They are already breaking ToS and hated by Blizzard for making shit for retail, so why bend the knee for them? Do you think they have Blizzard devs as admins on their site that have threatened to shut the whole thing down if they allow it or something?

>>530964220
>Nigga it's another V+
Being a PvE server makes it salvageable. Nobody would wait months being farmed by shamans.

>>530964453
>Overworld

>>530964038
they started the pvp free for all on barrens, got 2k people, got enough data and just enabled everyone to play whatever they wanted for a bit

>>530964352
thanks, i think its my isp because i tried 2 other mmos and the problem persists. Very strange, only with mmos

>>530964527
Blizzard doesn't hate them, they bent the knee when they autobanned a bunch of reskinners and lost a huge portion of the player base. They realized how many players use reskinners and haven't done anything since.

Why a literal faggot in my based horde ?

>>530961301
Maybe I won't play Hunter after all, it's TBC hunter after all...

>>530963980
Pochie is a trannyserver...Might as well stay on turdle

that was one of the worst stress test ever in the history of stress testing, epoch is DoA, they will not be able to fix the client shit before release, 2 week is not enough, server shit the bed with barely 1k players

REMINDER

The PLAP specs that are going to be on Epoch are as follows:

(Female Characters only)
>nelf druid/priest/hunter/rogue
>human anything
>gnome anything
>dwarf priest/paladin
>orc shaman/warlock
>troll shaman/priest
>tauren anything
>undead priest/mage

So if you wish to signal your PLAP status please consider the list posted.

>>530964880
What about my Male Tauren Resto Druid

>>530963827
>Linus tech tips
>quest objective is a TRANSlocation stone

>>530964880
kill yourself retarded cumbrain

wtf is this q&a in epoch discord

>>530964530
V+ became pve.
Being pve is the greatest signifier of a failed server

I told you last thread that whenever some shit gets hyped up like crazy, it is shit. You rarely need to hype up good games. If its good people will come. A whole week nonstop shilling this trash fanfic server and all it took was an open test for everyone to see how fucked it is. Serves you right. Also lmao at this >>530963980 Go fuck yourselves, niggershills

>>530965378
You knew it was shit as soon as the resident loony troony started to spam "pochie".
This is how I know that CoA is gonna be kinema btw.

Man Shenna spent the big bucks on these guys tonight huh?

>turtletranny still talking to himself

druid or hunter ?

>>530964773
aaahhh ive been expecting u
Here you go tauren hunterman
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfxXuEAg8ZbVe-pBo0Cd4hoPixyD7yT25qecaFfdFj08X9IIQ/viewanalytics?pli=1&pli=1

>>530965795
virus do not click

>>530964828
>that was one of the worst stress test ever in the history of stress testing, epoch is DoA
why was is it bad? can you be specific?

im actually thinking going alliance is better since all the redditos will be playing undead paladin

>>530965271
Only a legit retard would make a custom server PvP, like the B+ devs. They went from thousands of players to dozens after a couple weeks of people being plapped by shamans with zero counterplay.

>Epoch dev is a tranny too
There's no escaping them is there...

>>530966223
come home

>>530966057
What about the hordes of basedboi dwarf shamans?

>>530959362
>so many new items
>most of them are BoE

>>530959362
What kind of sorcery is this?!

>>530961301
>1.8k players
LMAO it's doa

Really makes you think...

>>530966730
you prefer BoP?

Does Epoch have a cash shop? Something they make money with? Otherwise i just cannot explain why they would release the server in such an unfinished state.

>530959362
nice one

Why can't I log in to pochie?

>>530966730
But this is a good thing, what?

>>530967197
>downloading an image and reusing it activates some thirdie esl brain
retard

>>530967197
This shows that fish haters are frog posting retards

>>530967261
well, you were able to buy your way into the first stresstest and you can donate for a while now...

I had 160 ms

Unplayable. RIP Epoch

>>530963980
>free access to TBC-era and WoTLK-era Blizzard
>THIS is who is giving us extra content, instead

Is +5 All Stats better than other professions buffs?

>>530967238
>>530967453
crafting profs need love, they need some bop stuff so people actually use them.

>stress test
>online for like 30 minutes
I hate these devs so much. At least make it like the whole day or some shit.

>>530966057
I'll suffer with undead paladins if I can enjoy the new tauren totems

PEAAAAAAARL

>>530967238
>>530967453
I don't 'prefer' BoP items.
But a BoE might as well just be gold. I'm not equipping that shit.
And while I'll never say no to the gold of a BoE, its not as fun as finding/crafting a BoP item that I have no reason to not equip and enjoy.

2 more weeks epochsissies!

smoothbros... we won...

>stress test
>timed for when americans/south americans are at work and chinese are asleep
>only around for like 45 minutes max
german transniggers the day of the rope is too good for you

>>530967942
or, just good items that people want to use? boe is good because it allows crafters to also make money.

>>530968515
But /wpsg/ told me Epoch is anti-smooth?

>>530967847
lw gets +20 ap on bracers so it depends on how many stats you can use

Why is there a cow here?

>>530969123
newfag

>>530969123
you know why elaynna

>>530962872
>average ep*ch cockroach

>>530960826
and make it a survival game with hunger/thirst/sleep meters, require you bundle up in warmer clothes for cooler climates and cooler clothes for warmer climates

https://files.catbox.moe/jyb9lf.mp4

>>530969408
this post feels anti-white.

>>530969123
THANK THE LIGHT FOR BESSY

Epooch jeets...they all laugh at us...where are our shills...please, we need a new narrative..please, let me redeem..

>>530967610
>downloading an image and reusing it
lol

So lonely...

>>530969642
He's not gonna let you smash sister

So overlooked...

>>530970069
Don't call me sister, hon.

>>530970549
>join <overlooked> a guild full of autists with a chip on their shoulder

I WANT POOCHIE GUILD DISCORD

That's enough wow for today.

baby naxx for retards day 2: spider wing boogaloo edition status?

>>530961301
female undead paladin is the new trans class.

Now that the dust has settled, did Pochie win?

>>530971572
Damn, didn't get to follow you to the rape tent. Missed opportunity

final patch for epoch already finished its so over bros

>>530969408
Holy meltie over this on discord

there's nothing wrong with pochie, you are just too old to be playing this video game. 20 year old you would be enjoying it. it's over for us oldcelbros

>>530971751
absolutely but it hasn't finished winning yet

>>530971586
We got 14 people this time.

>>530962872

is this supposed to look bad or something? what's this about?

I am not, I repeat, NOT a submissive and breedable resto sow yearning to be mating pressed!

>>530971572
good night my sweet samurai prince

I'm going to miss character skins on Pogie. I like being able to raceswap between Brown Humie and White Humie depending on how dommy/subby I feel.

>>530962872 meant this

>>530963490
>There is a lot of stuff unfinished, classes included.
Just like vanilla, we really are going home!

It's been a long time since I played classic. With the way epoch changed the class talents/spells to being a mix between classic and TBC, are there any classes that are significantly changed from vanilla in the way they'll work? Or do the old comparisons still hold up?

>>530972395
Name?

>>530972486
Just play a nelf, best of both worlds. At any point you can claim to be a futa or you can be a subby pink cockslut. Then throw on human racials ofc.

just how lonely are people who unironically join a pserver cord voip channel
I hope that's never me

>>530970069
irony is jewish.

>be me, playing priest on Epoch
>enter BG, I'm going to be helpful today!
>instantly jumped by three rogues
>press my "Psychic Scream" ability (30 second cooldown)
>all three rogues instantly Will of the Forsaken
>somehow survive for 30 seconds, press it again
> all three rogues counter with Cloak of Shadows as they gorge their thin spaghetti dicks into my mouth

>next BG
>seven warrior instantly charge me and blender me to death with Bladestorm (zero counterplay)

Why would anyone play this cuckclass lol? Literally made to be raped.
>no dispersion
>zero armor
>barely any CC
>CC you have is hardcountered by 80% of the other classes
>the other CC is proc based (low chance, Shadow only lol)
>zero mobility

Did Ktotes get raped by a priest as a kid or what??

I have a feeling rogue is going to be dogshit on pochie, but I can't pass up having cloak. It's such a broken ability.

Buds, where do I level at 44/45 on squirtle.

>>530972604
it's a TBC base with lots of changes and even some wrath abilities sprinkled in. i would expect the balance to be nothing like vanilla, other than the main def being a warrior and ensuring they remain ahead of the playing field (gives himself Bladestorm, lel).

>>530971572
Elaynna, did you pick a tent because it reminds you of when you hid under the bed covers on Friday nights when daddy came rushing up the stairs after having one too many beers. This tent reminds you of that safety you felt underneath the blankets.

>>530973046
raid comps should be generic warrior meatshields and a few caster heroes that the warriors are meatshielding for

>>530972892
>be me, sane human being
>don't enter BG
>live a happy life

are you guys listening to this q and a on discord ? bro its beyond over for epoch

>>530973283
either summarize or record

who's making the mirage raceway guild?

>>530973283
qrd?

>>530973283
>>530973583
>>530973616
YEEEEEEP ITS POGGIES DISCORD DRAMA TIME

>certain people are unanimously considered problematic
>said characters still routinely get invited back to guilds every new fresh
explain

>>530973734
hello, who do you think are the ones running the guilds?

>>530973734
drama keeps guilds alive. anything else is just boring

>fish isn't coming to naxx
>even less people
What is going on here?

>>530973431
cba

>>530973616
They've said they'll ban people that say nigger.
I cannot believe we are being opressed like this.

I live under a rock when is the earliest we can "reserve" names on epoch?

>>530973875
>fish isn't coming to naxx
>fuutank join
>aoi join
>telegethu join

>>530973937
>>530963980

>>530973661
>>530973583

>>530974016
for my brazilian ass it says in 10 days

>>530974016
Need to DM Kaytotes or Fulborg Shill on Discord with the name and account email, I already got the name Sylma reserved that way

>>530973937
what about "nigga?"
i am african american so it's part of my vernacular.

>>530974029
Boogeyman

>>530974029
>fish wards off the shitters that drive away the good players
He is FMC's Batman

>>530973583
>noooo epoch discord jannies totally don't lurk the threads and ban people after nooo

I told you niggers.

Is Pogie going to have charges on spells like poison/inner fire? That shit is so fucking cancer

>>530974654
they talk about 4chan multiple times in the main chat kek

Join Naxx.


Final warning.


Now.

cannibalize RP changes

>>530974738
Wasn't invited.

If you're from the Epoch discord and reading this, you're a nigger and your mom is a hoe. Mods especially. You're a nigger and an obese beta bitch irl.

>>530974913
:o

>>530966090
V+ devs game what players asked for, not their fault players are weak lefty cucks, after V+ the pserf community ousted themselves as that, weak, emasculated, shitter, pve addicted carebear loony troonies.

>>530974791
>cheering and dancing on corpses heals you
ok

>>530974913
that'll show them that we're badass in here sister

>>530973179
What the fuck?

>>530974791
soul

>>530974583
Don't give him any ideas

>>530974913
you tell them xister

*pats you*

>>530973583
Vorosh vs Loony Troony 4channies, very transphobic of him.

>>530975472
yikes

>>530974791
Even retoilet did not abandon racials yet lol

>>530975421
>>530963980

>>530974738
Why is Torzag not coming?

>>530975472
aoiyuki i love you

What's the best healslutting spec in epoch?

since the autistic devs are reading this thread apparently: can you please tone your fucking class favoritism down? what the fuck are you smoking with bladestorm?
and everyone knows the racial swap is only on the server because the dwarf warrior autists gets mad at losing in pvp with his shit racial

Female Gnome Priest on Epoch

Mob speed is fucked on Epoch

You can also stutter jump in a 180 degree angle away from any mob and gain massive amounts of distance. You'll be able to kite any Elite mob by yourself so long you have room with any class.

They clearly didn't test this enough

>human hunter

Is the 2x mob hp really that bad on Epoch?

>since the autistic devs are reading this thread apparently: can you please tone your fucking class favoritism down? what the fuck are you smoking with bladestorm?
>and everyone knows the racial swap is only on the server because the dwarf warrior autists gets mad at losing in pvp with his shit racial

>>530976067
Me and my seven warrior bros will charge you and blender you to death together and there is NOTHING you can do to stop it, suck it bitch

>>530976261
It's fine for warrior, rogue, druid, shaman. Priests get absolutely fucked though lol, cuckclass

>>530976381
>>530963980

>>530976103
Based gnome-pilled

>>530957972
this looks really bad, I was hoping epochs changes wouldnt be as bad as turtles but this doesn't bode well at all

>>530976445
That's me.

It used to be funny watching FMC act like retards, but at this point it is just sad.
Why are they stuck, doing the same mistakes over and over again?

>>530976257
SOVL

Is is possible that the devs have been actually hyping epoch the whole time in this thread?

Here's your casual Epoch guild bro

I was too sleepy and ended up missing prepoch

>>530975853
pugging

>>530976627
nah just turtle trannies having the usual melty

>>530976223
'me ask you summin, Reeck

>>530976652
literally says hardcore

>>530976652
>Warn people that Epoch is another V+ level server
>Tell them shitters won't be welcome
>Tell them you'll be expected to minmax at all times
>Noooo you are le lying!!!
Literally never wrong you dumb, little aspie loony troonies.

>>530976257
Where's Jib?

>>530976707
Worry not, it's just pre-release.

Are we getting raided by retoilets what the fuck is this?

>>530976445
If I saw this in SW...

Two weeks until HOME.

>>530976627
Yes, the project owner is shilling his server to 20 server hoppers daily, you caught him.

>>530976707
It's ok nonny

>>530976261
depends on what you mean by 'bad'. playing a mage i was having to frequently stop for water in my early levels because it took so much more to kill shit. it meant that i was interacting with water more early on, interacting with more game mechanics, vs the usual of blowing through 1-10 easily without ever needing to drink water once.

>>530977051
I'd punt her all the way to Vash'jir

>>530977054
Why should i play on your tranny server? Epoch is already doa.

>>530976720
Is his pug killing KT?
Can I join?

>>530976707
>He missed the special title for being in the stresstest

>>530976257
Where is Telol?

>>530977268
Ask Elaynna

>Torzag not in FMC but raids with FMC

Hmm?

>>530957105 (OP)
How did the stress test go?

>8.8k online on squirtle
Based

>>530976445
Alt version?

What's with all the seethe about epoch after a fucking stress test? The server isn't even out and you're almost blowing your brains out, some next level mental illness.

Female Night Elf Hunter on pochie....

*shadowmeld noise*
fu~ fu~ fu~
Sorry stinky hordy these lands belong to the sentinels...

AIMED SHOT

plap plap goon goon nonny knotty?

>>530977451
Is that both servers combined or just the pve one?

>>530977054
Based
Stress test was better than I thought it'd be unironically getting a little hyped now

>>530977574
PvE EU

>>530977509
Claimed property
https://litter.catbox.moe/rnxujuucobpvye1q.mp4

>>530977509
*has pvp turned off*
nonny...

>>530977193
iirc they didn't change the hp values of mobs at all at the beginning and slowly ramps hitting the full increased values around level 35

POCHIE

>>530975060
>cheering and dancing on corpses heals you
bruh, do you even history? all kinds of societies have done things like eating, fucking or dancing with corpses for health benefits.

>>530977636
same, haha
getting a little hyped as well :D

>>530977669
Felkiss...

>>530977054
HOME

>>530977054
I can't wait Anon, I can't wait... A place to call home...

>>530957972
this unironically killed it for me. i have zero trust in those retard pserver devs that they can make right decisions.

>bruh Project Sloppoch looks fire
>fr fr my entire discord server is gonna rizz there

Yeah, no thanks. Staying on Turtle WoW which, you know, has actual HIGH ELVES and not this sloppy TBC MINUS shit kys shills this is a Turtle thread, stop talking about Cuckpoch and start talking about Turtle WoW

I swear I'll make /turtleg/ next thread if you don't stfu with the shilling, it's insane

>>530977709
pochie pochie pochie

>>530977445
kino. we will be going home very soon

>>530976453
>I was hoping epochs changes wouldnt be as bad as turtles
what changes on turtle are as bad as this goldshire? it looks like something that was thrown together in an RTS map editor over the span of 20 min.

>>530978529
>it looks like something that was thrown together in an RTS map editor over the span of 20 min.
SOVL

>>530978434
okay xister its fine if you want to stay in your shit filled safe space

>>530978529
ngl I agree with the doomcell here
it looks uninspired

>>530977445
The server instantly shat itself because surprise surprise the server can't really hold 3k people all spawning in the same zone and then they just let everyone play every race for an hour. I don't really know what data they gathered desu but the server actually ran well after the restart and restriction was lifted.

Post your future transmog fits. This is probably how my Chad Niggerkilling paladin will look.
https://www.wowhead.com/classic/dressing-room

132 people still in the q and a hype hype

>>530978761
Nice shorts lol
Nice toes lol
Nice gamer posture gramps

YWNBARP (You Will Never Be A Real Paladin)

male human warrior
lotr soundtrack playing
going to talk fully in character in-game
will form expeditions into deadmines without using general chat, only /say or /yell in Moonbrook
one final fresh, going to make it count

https://youtu.be/EOA1wBw_Jt4

>>530978761
>horde
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but...

>>530957972
This is goon freak genocide!11
OUR HOLY GOONSHIRE OUR GOONIES PLAP PLAP NONNY KNOTTY PLAP PLAP MOOOOOM!!1

EPochud wins again, all loons will be hung.

>>530978761
is that..?
Ngorkillr the Spitfuck I see on the horizon?

>>530978879
what have you learned from the Q&A? have they addressed the outstanding plethora of "launch-blocking" (according to themselves) bugs?

>>530978962
>>530963980

<make it count>

>It's okay when Turtle does custom content or adds stuff to an area
>It's not okay when Epoch does the same thing
Why the double standard

>>530976652
>speed/parse runs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>530979228
Warriors are planned to get Heroic Leap, Dragon Roar, Spell Reflect, Second Wind, Storm Bolt, Avatar and Warbringer in the first big update patch

Get hyped!

>>530979373
>Troondle
Keeps the sacred idols of goon goon tranny erp worship (troonshire)
>Epochud
Recites the good book (Mein Kampf) as tranny kultur is burn and those loons are made to put their mouth against the curb.

>>530979228
idk but i just heard a female voice

>>530974791
>Elune's Embrace
>mfw spooning with a corpse restores HP

>>530979513
Will we also get anger management?

>>530979373
Epoch literally overwrites instead of add. Their trannydevs make the wrong decisions. Turtletrannies at least understood not to touch things people have nostalgia for. There is a reason why so many still flock to this 2004 game. But Epocuck devs of course know better. Dumbass niggers.

>>530979373
don't be a moron with that false equivalence. everyone wants good custom content. no one wants to see iconic parts of the game jeeted for no reason.

>>530979373
none of turtle's custom content is good either.

>>530979694
stop seething turtlenigger this is our thread now

>>530979560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyvbdacj7gw

>Epochud doesn't add loony troony races and refuses to
>Epochud improves their mentally ill goon fagfest
>Every troon goes into a full loon meltdown
Every insult towards Epochud from a loony troony 4channy is another 5 high skill players that join the server.

>>530979923

I WANT TO PLAY NOW

>>530979964
Can you at least try to talk properly? You behave like those retarded leftoid faggots that call you a racist and homophobe whenever you say something they do not like. This will not make people play on your server. Actually, fuck back off to your discord, you niggerbastard.

>>530979923
Nah I'm making /turtleg/ once we hit 750, go make your own DoA thread to talk about your 15 player tranny hugbox server

>>530979964
Trvth Nvke.

>samefags now
mentally ill faggot

>>530979964
you should probably give up this headcannon that you've invented for yourself thinking this server won't be packed with troons when they have a troon dev.

>this level 5 area that I will never visit again at 60 is important!
ummmm...lol?

>>530980149
Bite the curb nigger, we don't want your kind in our server.
Loony Troony 4channies like you are just election tourist metastassis, OG fashy 4chan hates you.

Well, that was a quick raid.

>>530980540
>>530963980

>>530980526
But goonshire is my holy ERP grounds!!
N-nO!! Epochud isn't a fashy und freshy gameplay server it is a loony troony erp dilate and knotty serverino!!!
don't rope me KKKeyT--ACK!!!

>>530978761
ill just recreate my turtle fit

>3 instant mald and seethe replies
speaks volumes for someone claiming to not be assblasted you sure are loony troony dogfucker

>>530980526
now take the design mindset to just replace goldshire with an empty square and apply it over the entire game you dumb nigger

>i will come to naxx when we have more people *joins mc/bwl/aq40*
>i will come to naxx when we have more people *joins mc/bwl/aq40*
>i will come to naxx when we have more people *joins mc/bwl/aq40*
>i will come to naxx when we have more people *joins mc/bwl/aq40*
>i will come to naxx when we have more people *joins mc/bwl/aq40*
>i will come to naxx when we have more people *joins mc/bwl/aq40*

>>530979964
>Epochud
Epoch is a transphilic server and you will start respecting women or you will be banned.

Only 13 sleepies left until Pochie

I will play a human warlock specced into destruction.
I will not do any PvP.
I will do tailor/skinning so I don't have to collect any nodes.
I will not use Discord for any reason.
I will not do ""hardcore"" raiding.
I will read the old wow rpg books and finish "rise of the horde" in my spare time and I will be happy

>>530980987
Trannies are just like jews. Call them what they are and they recoil.

>>530978942
WHEN THE COLD OF WINTER COMES
STARLESS NIGHT WILL COVER DAY

IN THE VEILING OF THE SUN
WE WILL WALK IN BITTER RAIN

BUT IN DREAMS (BUT IN DREAMS)

>>530980986
I will come to naxx.
*joins any naxx run*

>>530980139
me too

>>530980917
>instaseethe
>volumes
/wowcg/ faggots are starting to infest our general.

epoch better not fail since they are attracting normie niggers with this hype and it will reflect poorly on private servers as a whole.

>>530981376

>>530981170
why not tailor ench ? ench gives some nice gear

>>530981170
>I will not do any PvP.
pussy?

>Drop the LT
>Every troondle shill comes out of the woodwork screeching
Yup, yup, yup.
Epochud won.

So what is actually going to be the Epoch guild? Considering how the thread hasn't gotten any faster I'm assuming the launch isn't going to be nost levels of big and no one is "coming back" so is it just going to be FMC again? I want people to level with and talk to since I have 2 weeks off for launch, but I really dislike a lot of the FMC people.

I will play a human warlock specced into destruction.
I will not do any PvP.
I will do tailor/skinning so I don't have to collect any nodes.
I will not use Discord for any reason.
I will not do ""hardcore"" raiding.
I will be a good cucky pve carebear living bot for my hardcore and pvp god owners

I just secured my invite to the secret Epoch Fishing Guild.

>>530981838
<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA> - epoch /wpsg/ guild oficial (you are not allowed to join)

>>530982004
This never happened.

>>530981838
are you retarded? group with players and make friends.

>>530982004
consumables mandatory after week 1

>>530980648
Fuutrans forcing 15 people to do Naxx is a new low for FMC. Telol would never do that to his friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7PmFGaCu1E

It's going to be so comfy bros

>>530981838
What game is this

>>530982297
This shit is retarded.

>>530982297
Actually looks good

>>530982297
Oh shit...

>>530982297
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>>530982297
this is giving me a healsissy chub. it's so boring in vanilla no one takes damage. this looks a bit more engaging

>>530982297
Pochies We #Litty

>>530981986
I will be doing the hardcore challenge THOUGH

>>530981634
It costs money doesn't it ? All the green and blue could be auctioned out rather than becoming dust

>>530982297
This kills the loony troony...

>>530982297
Sisters..
I'm getting hyped

>>530976257
>waste people's ID for ONE(1) boss and a maxxed out repair bill
You didn't think that through Fuutrans, did you?

>>530983003
Fuu just wanted to shit in asa throat

>>530982297
My little gnome priest is going to be failing these mechanics....

they have been huffing their own farts for too long. this trannyserver is DoA.

A Panda named Pearl.

>>530983060
that's so funny nureinul

>>530983081
What am I supposed to see here? Looks loke a normal no shoes zone.

>>530983081
glad you enjoyed my footage, see you in two weeks

>>530957972
oh nonononono
>>530983081
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>530983060
that's so funny Asalys

>>530982870
learn a new word. i dislike troons as much as the next guy but you are about to single-handedly get me to install a post filtering extension.

>>530983081
>server already completely dead
kek you cant even make this up

>>530983312
glad at least one anon here used the stress test time to acquire useful information lol

keep pretending you won't raidlog on both servers

Why did they change Goldshire anyways? Something lore related or what? Becaise someone says it looks empty, so are they even doing anything with the dowgrade?

>>530983312
Keep posting these. A real wake-up call.

>>530983385
Asalys? wait a second, I think I spotted that name in the stress test

>>530983072
I think healer is the way to go yeah looks fun

>>530982297
Wait... that looks cool.

is there a decent fucking private server worth playing these days that isnt classic? i kinda wanted something "recent" (cata,mop etc) since warmane's community is dogshit, someone told me stormforge isnt worth cuz they release a fresh server every year, so, whats left?

>>530982727
>Wants to do raids where people actually gets hurt and you actually have to heal
Do I have just the thing for you then

>>530984040
if you want longevity try tauri, low pop but the server is older than most anons here

why is epoch not owkring for me its stuck on loading

>>530984018
stop using my reaction images you are not me

>>530984157
Why would I play that when it has 61 players online and Mists of Pandaria Classic comes out in 9 days?

Are any of you rolling with that -50% XP mode in Epoch? It seems needlessly masochistic since classic lvling is already painful

It's time for another poll! What class are (You) going with on Epoch?

If undecided, just pick the one you leaning towards the most.

https://strawpoll.com/YVyPv8Q4AgN

>>530983812
Asalys is a known horde healslut.

Will Epoch have any leather armor that doesn't look retarded?

should I roll a warrior on Epootchie?
is it hard to level up?

>>530984142
aren't resources there basically infinite? i.e. no mana conservation? Just spastic managing cool downs and spamming? zoomer shit, in otherwords

>>530984358
>>530984374
>>530984474
>>530984476
very organic

>>530982313
XIV, the mods there basically let you do anything and you can also see others. Truly no other MMO like it sadly.

>>530980149
>>530979964
samefag

>>530984157
i want a server that has decent player numbers that i can do dungeons and raids dunno if i care about logenvity atm but i dont like starting over often... got any server suggestions?

>>530984620
scared little turtlesissy

>>530984358
yes, leveling is the most fun part of the game, raiding is gay

>>530984689
that's so funny femboysucksniggertuah

>>530984358
>It seems needlessly masochistic since classic lvling is already painful
It's only painful if you feel the need to get to the level cap. The only thing waiting for you there is running the same two raids non-stop.

>>530983772
I'll take a stab at this. Autistic spergs have noted over the years that Goldshire is too small for anything resembling the closest town near to capital city. It's not "realistic" you see.

So Epoch fixed this by haphazardly dropping in a bunch of new buildings and a revamped totally shitty empty inn. All of the charm and quaintness of the original Goldshire is gone. And only a jeet or an aesthetically challenged autismo could have come up with this soulless abomination.

Having said all of that, idgaf about Goldshire if the rest of the game ends up being good.

>>530984358
Nope, only worth doing on troondle for the free dono points and tents make up for it.

>>530984620
It's as if some kind of discord is doing their best to shill it here. And they always do it at the same time..

>>530984358
>over 1000 new quests
Let me guess, you need more

>>530984689
Yeah shame the actual game part sucks major dick or else I'd be playing that. XIV modding with WoW gameplay would be giga ludokino, we live in the worst timeline.

Wait... will someone be able to summon my little Gnome priest to RFC? Will the Summoning Stones work?

I miss when turtie devs would ban people who didnt have RP names

>>530984374
is totem twisting a thing in pochie? because if it is im playing something else
that humiliation ritual broke me

>>530984801
wow private population is already dwindling number, anything beyond mop will bugged to shit (like that gypsy legion monsterwow server that allowed owner to buy multiple cars from donations)
can't help you there, my advice is to look at r/wowservers
if any new server crops up that's where you can hear about it first

>>530985224
Yeah the stones work

>>530984620
nice try retard-o. i like data and numbers and things of that nature so naturally curious what fellow anons are planning playing on the first new hyped up server in ages.

here is the last one, for faction choice:
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/530687207/#q530720283

if you think this is some kind of secret turtle wow market research... well you are hopelessly stupid.

>>530985678
No, but feel free to share your ritual stories

>>530985678
it is if your raid doesn't take 2 shamans, otherwise raidwide totems cover everything

>>530985876

>>530985876
>pic
how new?

>>530985678
i think so, according to their discord. i agree, all "twisting" mechanics are pretty garbage. if you want me to click lots of different buttons, how about actual impactful abilities, not to maintain buffs.

>>530985678
Even if it is I simply won't do it, don't like it? find another shaman

>>530984620
You didn't answer me, am I going to be stuck with condom helmets and garbage dogshit leather armor until BWL if I roll rogue or not?

Epochbros... Why is mage so... Overlooked...

>>530985998
stress test numbers are totally irrelevant, other than perhaps for which starting zones people want to see.

>>530986013
Sorry anon, here's the real screenshot

>>530984867
Why would you assume the rest of the game won't have soulless changes like these?

>>530986013
the pic is to show him that these aren't the same posters. are you stupid?

>>530986475
https://www.project-epoch.net/features/world/locations/eastern-kingdoms/
Here's all the changes so you can stop assuming things

>>530986534
>>530985026
Hmm

>change is... LE BAD
then go play another server retard

the ele shaman dungeon set makes twisting totem of wrath possible. shan't be playing

>>530986276
your rune of power, sissy?

>>530986740
Enjoy your 600 people server

>>530986804
totems are retarded game design in the first place
if they want to keep the raid buffs so bad just make it so shamanas passively give the entire raid a buff when they're in the party and remove the clunky totemslop nobody cares about

>>530961415
People who play WoW have started to take testosterone supplements idk

>>530985816
meh, ill give stormforge a try till epoch is playable dunno if i'll like classic

>>530986804
enjoy never upgrading

>>530986964
better yet, just remove shamans from the game and give their couple of good spells to druids

People are less likely to get mad at a little gnome priest healer when I fail the mechanics on pochie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOOxegPbmPY

>>530987239
>49:34

server is going to be DOA when people realize it takes 2 hours just to clear RFC

>>530986924
I played on TurtleWoW since it was low pop, I don't care.

>>530983441
>Sees word 10 times
>Has a melty
nerve struck loony troony.

>>530984550
Not for healers :^)

>>530987239
Wait this seems fun actually Epoch might be worth

>stormforge dead in 9 days?

I have a T3 Mage and R14 Rogue on TurtleWoW. I'll be playing both servers because why not!

>>530984550
What mana conversation does vanilla have in raids? At most you downrank sometimes

>>530988287
Old good!!!
NEW LE BAD AND EASY!!! (n-no I won't do M+ that's reddit tranny zoom zoom and no I won't raid mythic or heroic that's poopsock evil tranny reddit discord poopy bad!)

>>530988194
Would you play with me on Turtie. I'm not level 60 yet but I'll be there soon...

>>530988560
soon......

>>530988120
No. There still sane people left who hate what Blizzard did to their game.

>>530988560
huh?

>>530988482
Unironically yes. M+ is retarded shit made to appeal to brainrotted zoomers that suffer from ADHD and mythic is just cancer shit that even the devs don't really know how to balance enough to the point it's unfun. I'm playing a game to play and have fun not deal with schizo balancing done by a dev team that doesn't know how to balance their own game

>>530988935
You can just admit you're bad at video games, it's okay.

Epoch is the White Man's server. A simple look at their website make you recognize good ability to express and communicate ideas and concepts

I still remember the Torta posts in broken English justifying selling accounts because "deze cyka first worders dont care, comrade"
Also the ridiculous Unreal Engine update lie that only disabled people would believe
Also, many turtle quests are directly translated with deepl from gutterspeak > English and it shows

>>530989031
I could be at Echo if I wanted but I am not a mentally ill ADHD parse brain retarded zoomer so I am not.

What's the lore behind Dalaran being ass raped in vanilla but then restored in wrath?

>>530988935
Hate this so much, one of the many things keeping me away from Ascensions Classic+ Bronzebeard server.

https://ascension.gg/en/news/ascension-classic-alpha-announcement-bronzebeard-the-original-9-class-realm/480

>>530961415
2x mob health means mage cant aoe grind. Bladestorm and Cloak of Shadows means mage cant pvp. Arcane barrage is shit and boring.

>>530989439
>Extra attacks don't scale
fucking COWARDS.
They should.
Imagine M40 Ironfoe suddenly dropping Mythic Level*2 extra attacks and deleting that nigger you hit and his entire character list.

>>530989031
not him but i also hate m+ and all the garbage made to appeal to zoomers and much better at video game sin general than you'll ever be.

T. vidya completionist

>>530988560
I'll play with you, are you online now?

>>530989436
https://youtu.be/4bpX64ehKUs

>I am better than you!!!
>Okay then do the hard content
>N-no, I collected the shinny items that means I am good, I platinum the game I'll have you know!!
The irony is incredible lmao.

netherwing is currently the whitest private server out there. it not being ever mentioned here speaks volumes
t. wowscape vet

>Vanilla WoW is SOOOO EASY! Full of boomers with slow reactions and clueless third worl-
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE A VERSION OF THE GAME WHERE THE RAIDS ARE HARDER AND UNEXPECTED THINGS HAPPEN!! THAT'S NOT FAI-
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE LEVELLING DUNGEONS MORE DIFFICULT!! HOW ELSE WILL I RUSH TO 60 AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AN-
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE OUR FEEDBACK!! WE TOLD YOU THAT THE CONTENT SHOULD BE EASY!!!!!

>>530989659
yes, my IGN is Jib

>>530989436
It's a retcon. Metzen is a fan of retcons, the biggest ones starting in TBC

M+ needed hard cap instead of "endless on paper" approach
the early implemention also sucked ass
>tank/throws a melty well your key is fucked you need to complete mythic dungeon for bo reward to restore the key
>oh you got really shit dungeon this week lol lmao, get fucked
also endless horde of bots/booster faggots

Undercity has been infiltrated.

>>530990037
Metzen loves his coke and his retcons (fueled by coke)

>>530990248

>>530988194
I still remember the week you bracket break Deca you fucking animal

>>530990120
Endless on paper approach is what makes it fun to keep going past the rewards.
Nobody forces you to try and do anything past the reward level.
Once more, accepting you've beaten is fine, not everyone can get the M+ title, that's the fucking point of it being given to the best players.
Sorry all of this must be really, really triggering your small man syndrome and low functioning aspergers but try to understand you aren't as good as you believe yourself to be and that's okay.

>Never played Tank on Wow
>Playing Twow as Shaman, Both Ehn and Resto specc
>Thinking about instead of making another character (like warrior), try Shaman Tank
>Supposed to work on twow
Should I? I have the shield from ZG and maybe some defensive items, and rest be my Ehn equipment. I think I can try on lower raids & dungeons.
How does Shaman Tanking works?

epoch epoch epoch

>>530990606
No, shaman tank doesn't actually work, it is a scuffed meme tank that barely works with 2.5 4p and doesn't work before that.

>>530990769
puppie pals shaman tank did good in naxx and aq40

>>530990625
Cyrene what are you doing on wow thread...

>>530990929
Yeah because 4channers deal negative damage and thus no threat.

>>530990931
epoch!

I did int have the time change the UI from luna to see if it works or see the changes of the barrens.

seeing the weather turn in real time was cool.

>>530990606
https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=16272

>>530990248
>>530990449
>>530990774
I'm going to find you and rape you.

>>530991714
You won't do shit cucky

>>530990596
you don't have to project your insecurities with effort posting anon
M+ was the laziest way to stretch content, Korean MMOs and guild wars 2 did the same eons ago
stretched content, endless goals with artifact power/azurite and+5 ilvl is what ultimately sucked the soul of retail

Sisters, i feel like Pochie will be a massive hit. Our lesbian transgirls already represent us in the discord. We even got some sisters as active devs! Chuds not allowed :p

I wonder, did epoch keep the tbc quests added in kalimdor, such as the ones in ashenvale or dustwallow that added some lore to the vanilla areas? Or did they remove them alongside blood elves and draenei ?

ooohhhnononono fish bros elicia sisters what the fuck do we do! aoi is taking both our wives at the same time this can't be happening

>>530986924
I will, thank you

>>530992115
They kept the Ravasaur Trainers from wrath so it wouldn't surprise me if they keep the tbc quests in. But I can't find anything on the site

>>530963980
Epoch is indeed extremely based!

Based on things like rights for minorities, women, and the rest of the LGBTQIA+2 movement, that is.

This is why chuds are desperately trying to spam this thread with their anti-trans rhetoric since they know they will have continue being good little incels on the live server, just like they currently do IRL.

If anyone had any doubts about Epoch being a gay, trans and ERP-friendly server, I hereby dispel you of those silly notions.

The "loony troony" guy is going to have an actual mental break when faced with this harsh reality.

How do we feel about this char, chat?

Might try Epoch, and I think (Night Elf) Rogue is the best pick
>Never played this class.
>No dual specc (Fuck paying 1K gold for that).
>Sneaking and pick-locking.
So what specc should I take? I will do PvE, not PvP stuff or only a few times; And I might try axes+dagger/anything, but cant confirm.

If you keep pretending to be a tranny you're going to become one

>>530991714
I'm in UC right now. Pull up to the mage quarter lil nigga you wont.

>>530992651
i'm not pretending althoughtbeitever

here we go again
this time with a shoulderpad

>>530992556
Oh boy the dev is a massive german cuck hahahahahaha

>>530992202
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>530993184
>spell power heirloom chest
>bow
are you broke anon?

>>530992556
This post but unironically. I am kinda sick of the retards itt

>>530992556
kek i'm saving these for future use. hope for more of these

>>530993419
nooo I'm wearing a tabard so you can't tell it's a leftover shaman heirloom (didn't want to buy another mail chest that's only for a single character)
also yes. pass me 5g for mount and riding

>>530992556
have sex

Erm... What am I supposed to do for 14 days?

>>530985678
Technically yes, but totems are raid-wide now so as long as you have at least a couple shamans in the raid it won't matter.

>>530994294
are you employed?

>>530994652
Yea no thanks I'll play something else me

>>530991776
Little aspie had a melty, it's okay you don't have to be the best at every game.

We 100% would have cleared further in naxx if we had Waffle instead of nureinul.

>>530994783
Good

>>530992556
samefagging

>>530994919
the fact that we DIDN'T have waffle made sure we were actually able to kill Anub

>>530993451
>I am kinda sick of the retards itt
i was only being half ironic. loony troony bro needs to take his meds.
>>530993816
i often do, with your mom.

>>530994919
Nurei did fine today, even to my surprise

>>530990606
In <pupper pals> we often had a shaman tank certain bosses. It’s definitely viable, don’t ask me how it works though…

>>530995107
Waffle is miles better at tanking than nureinul.

>>530992202
fish...

>>530994919
that’s so funny waffle

>>530995072
nah nigger, this is my first reply after that post. i samefagged it 0 amount of time. been busy trying to figure out how OP rogues are going to be on this server through further discord sentiment analysis research.

>>530992202
What's happening???

>>530995649
She’s gave them spade tattoos above their wombs, and braided their hair in cornrows.

>>530995231
You don't have to lie to make bad people feel good about themselves.

>>530995649
fish's ex gf is plaping fish's current gf and asa is recording it for eli

>204 people online on TRP
>not a single nelf futa online to ravage me
'poch is looking better by the day...

You now remember Deca

…and DEATH!!!

>>530996318
Why are Highelf Paladins like this?

dont worry epochsisters, its only 2 more weeks of wait and whats even better is they just fixed mob tagging behaviour!!!!!
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/pull/166

>>530995985
Staying alive for the entire fight and holding aggro is a vast improvement from faceplanting 5 seconds into a trash mob pull, I'd say

>>530996318
Name?

>>530996508
You first

>>530996648
Jib

>>530996648
Jib

>>530996648
Jib

I'm going to make a Fem Tauren Priest named Milkmaid

why does nuregethu perform better as an undergeared tank than as a geared dps?

>>530996648
Jib

>>530996648
Jibzag

>>530995649
aoi showed sunethil her massive futa girlcock after asa kept asking her to do it

Give me the quick rundown on Epoch status

>>530996967
PoV: You're green

There was a solid .5 second delay when I casted the first MoTW on myself.

185 ms

I CAN NOT PLAY THIS

>>530996967
Waiting, also
>pov: you're a tauren

>>530997163
Wait for epoch

>>530996475
Nice, fucked warlocks over just in time for launch.

>>530996967
PoV: You're Jib

>>530994294
God anon... i want you to be my wife...

why doesn’t epoch have a faction swap / mercenary system. my femtroll deserves to be a member of the alliance!

>>530992202
cuckedlikeafish KEK

>>530996967
Status: Won

>>530991019
pupper pals aren't 4channers and the strength of shaman tank is high threat.

>>530997605
...

>>530996505
Literally a healer issue.

>>530996967
Status: smooth as shaven elf pussy

>>530997605
>>530998120
he can be your wife and hold your hand while i fuck his bussy raw

>>530998345
you wont..... he's too pure.....

epoch will be a shitshow but that will only make it more fun

My message to all cross-faction guilds :

"It is a rootless, inter-faction clique, that's degrading the moral values. They do not want us to experience faction pride. It is the people who are at home both everywhere and nowhere. Who do not consider their lower leveling zones as the soil they've grown up in - but who live in Stormwind today, in Darnassus tomorrow, Ironforge the day after that, and then again Thunder Bluff, Booty Bay, Gadgetzan, and who feel at home everywhere.

They are only ones who can be addressed as "inter-factional elements", because they conduct their content with everyone.

But the people cannot group up with them. The people are bound to their starting zones. Bounded to their faction. Bounded to the possibilities of life that the Warchief, the homeland, offers."

It wasn't the "pro gamers" who gave me the courage to undertake this gigantic task.

But I can say I found the courage because of the two types of people I've encountered : The roleplayer and the world-pvper!

Perhaps some of you are unable to forgive me for ganking the casual PvE'ers, but I also went out of my way to gank the minmaxers too!

I found a use for mind vision.

>>530998480
his moans of pure lust will echo inside your head as his blushing face rubs against yours while he gets railed by me

Erm...

>>530993227
Better if the dev is german than a shady eastern European guy who uses his launcher as a bitcoin miner and sells lvl 60 characters he just makes out of thin air

What’s the current /wpsg/ guild name?

I think I might skip Epoch by virtue of I cannot make a decision as to what to play

>>530999286
<Poochie Pals n Trans Gals>

>>530999297
Consider the fact that transmog and hardcore will be a thing. Make something original

>>530992202
fish... do something...

>>530999286
<Soldiers of Fortune>

What faction are we rolling on? I don't want to be that one guy stuck on the opposite faction...

>>530999841
Alliance, because the writing is good. Horde quests were written at the end of development and are kinda repetitive (muh honor, muh warchief, muh hunt)

>>530999993
Okay, human hunter it is then

>>530999841
>one faction has mudhuts, no-shoes and is infested with weak-jawed incels who larp as military 'men'
>the other faction has comfy kino throughout the whole leveling process
hmm hard choice

>>530999841
Alliance. Half of the horde population are going be jaja/slav UD ret paladins.
Imagine all the annoying third world high elf paladins on squirtle, now couple with that mudhuts.

>>530999841
>alliance gets horde racials
>horde doesn't get blood elves
It's going to be 80% alliance.

>>530999607
well female characters are out of the question bc I don't want people to think I'm a tranny

Overlooked...

>>530999286
<The Mission>

>>530976397
>>530976261
>2x mob health
does epoch really?
is there at least anything in exchange to make up for it? better drops, double mob exp, etc?

>>530999841

>>531000264
>female characters are out of the question
Name your character Imaguy or Hamburger or something and you're in the green

>>531000484
No, mobs on turtle have more HP

should I quit raiding on anni? i do want to do tbc

>>531000484
>is there at least anything in exchange to make up for it? better drops, double mob exp, etc?

>>531000484
>is there at least anything in exchange to make up for it?
2x dps

>>531000484
this aint your momma's warcraft, this is hardcore warcraft for gamers

>>530999286
<Naga Please>

These horde niggas can't stop me.

>>530999286
<Texas Knights>

>>530999286
<Twenty Years In The Can>

Zatddy

>no draeneis

doa

Plapping Plapspec Plapsalys on 'Pochie (PPPoP) while Elicia watches!
https://files.catbox.moe/0b0bxs.mp4

>>530999286
<lfm mangy wolf>

>>530999286
<PLAP>

>>530999286
<The Mission>

>>531001542
This.

Best race/class combo for a bald ugly bastard?

>>531001771
Orc Warrior

>>531001771
orc warlock
human warlock (be old)

>>531001771
Orc Rogue

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing
4 levels per dungeon not bad

>>531001771
Orc hunter

>>531001869
i'm going to be 30 this year....

>>531002028
unc still playing video games instead of paying taxes

>>531002105
>unc
is 30 that old? i have a niece irl but i dont feel old....

>>531001771
Orc anything

If 30 is unc then what am I at 51?

>>531002251
its zoomer speak, disregard it
they use "unc" like coomers use "hag" to mean anyone over 20

>>531002360
i don't think anything is a class in WoW

>>531002251
You wont "feel" old in yours 50s

fem human hunter with shadowmeld

>>531000976

How was the stress test lads?

>>531004319
read the thread nigger

>>531004380
I can't, my keyboard's broken

SYLMAAAA

>>530984374
>https://strawpoll.com/YVyPv8Q4AgN
paladin sisters unite? this is nice, because i can always count on sissydins for dungeons. is LFG chat also cross faction?

>>531004319
bad, we learned that they ruined goldshire, making it extremely uninviting ERP. overall communist Russia architectural vibes.

otherwise, it was good other than this inconvenience of having to discover new Open World Gooning locations. hopefully they didn't ruin Booty Bay as well.

>>531004807
>decide to try druid for once
>everyone and their mother is going druid
fuuuuuuuuck

>>531004807

>20 people voted in a poll
>Pretend this means anything

KYS

>>531005134
>we learned that they ruined goldshire
we?

>>531002430
im literrally an uncle now and im fuckin pissed about it

>>530999286
<Caged and Plugged>
<Nonny>
<SMOOTH>
<Plap Plap Plap>
<Pearls Pochie Pals n Trans Gals>

>>531007702
My niece is pregnant... I still don't have a child.

>>531007702
Why? Get your niece/nephew to grind gold for you in wow

>>531005134
>we

What's the ideal race and class for wringing out the seed of every selfish, socially stunted player who looks my way?

>>531008808
orc warlock

>>530999286
<its fine shut up>

>>531008991
drain semen...

Erm...

Bitchass Americans can't keep a thread alive. Yuropeons keep the thread alive through sheer garbage posts.

I hate this.

>>531008808
Femnelf Rogue

>>531011406
im playing the game weirdo

>>531011406
im gooning weirdo

>>531008253
i wouldnt even put myself through that torture i dont wanna make a kid do it lol

>>531004319
they got rid of Goldshire

>>530999286
<Full Moon Company>

Human Female
Hunter MM
No pet
Will tame other players
Like to watch my man fuck other women
Epoch gaming

>>530999286
<Secret Fishing Guild>

WOTLK>Vanilla>TBC>Cata>WoD>MoP>getting aids>the rest

Which Epoch classes are moan spec?

>>531012745
asalys...

Thinking Raising Canes and looking at the Epoch log in screen tonight

nigga talmbout sum raisin cains when a bitch aint never raised his cain

>>531012745
aoi...

>>531012745
aoi...

>>531012745
autisticnomoneyrandommentallyillgayassnigga...

I wanted to setup my UI during the stress test but having addons enabled made my game crash :(

>>531001771
dwarf + any class

Kek nice thread. Epochsissies got humbled really good. Bunch of faggy trannies, just like your dev team haha

Not playing on a server run by Shenna and Crogg. Fuck turtle niggers. Epoch is the true classic+.

>>531018093
epoch is made by trannies>>530963980

>>530974990
>V+ devs game what players asked for
"Listening to players" is the dumbest thing you can do for a pserver after "making a custom server PvP".

>>530963980
PFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHA

>>530995107
i will make sure to be there next week!

>>530994919
i dont think i could have saved that run i heard u had 15 people and i dont even pop consumes
i do have uhhh... 1 sec lemme pull my inventory for u
idk what half this shit even does

>>531019682
Waffle...

>>531021120
fun story about me
fun story time chat
so when i first started raiding it was with murder mittens
and murder mittens was kinda retarded i was always competing with 2 druids and they never let me tank
i was only allowed to do like mc and zg
then murder mittens had some drama with fence cats and banned everybody and then the raid lead quit for some reason
so fence cats moved to golden moon
golden moon let me cat in bwl
they kept telling me aq40 is like a job youll never do it, u need to farm hella consumes and prove urself to even try it
then viv was being retarded and started drama with like every motherfucker on the server and i was already in the fmc discord cause i knew fuutank
so fmc is actually the first time ive tanked outside of dungeons, idk shit about this game

>>531019682
kill yourself you piece of shit i spend thousands of gold and arrive in time just so faggots like you can leech loot??? i'm done with fmc

>>531021684
no u dont lol
the pots list was leaked nobodys spending 1000s of gold except fuutank

>>531021684
not in fmc

>>531002548
The only reason people "feel old" is because they eat like shit or have diseases

>>531022391
I don't think you understand the kind of "feeling" anon is talking about

>>531013154

>WOTLK>classic

thread is so bad i might play retail

>sunday aq40
>barely 15 signups
so it's over now?

>>531024328
How did you find this video of me? Also yes. I uninstalled and will be slowly leveling on Epoch while playing CRPGs.

>>531024328
You still have a few weeks

>>531024328
FMC can clear AQ40 with 15!

>>531024450
skinwalking aoi

>>531024450
>while playing CRPGs.
Wanna play Baldur's Gate 3 together...

>>531019682
>600g and doesn't have the decency to get his consumes in order

Does anyone on Epoch want to be my friend?
Playing MMOs solo is exhausting

>>531029385
sorry but i'm a solochad

>clothies running around mining nodes
Kill yourself, retards.

Now Im thinking fem dwarf ele shaman with the spastic braids

i have never played shaman before

>>531030632
Melee DPS will suck your penis for windfury. Reincarnation will make you the hero of dungeon runs. Ghost Wolf is OP. I hope you like Chain Heal.

How does sword&shield warrior look like on epoch? I want to slam my shield into some bitches but prot was usually pure shit to level and like mediocre in dungeons/raids.

>>531030632
It's very comfy
For me, it's 1H + Shield + Rockbiter and autoing mobs to death while never dying

If it's TBC balance, will Feral just be the best tank on Epoch?

Um... Epochsisters?

>>531033675
They'll be pretty neat.

>>531030632
Just started my Orc Shammi on squirtle and i also never played Shaman. Played Warrior to like 11 and got fed up with it, decided to try out Shaman. Boy, what a machine. Perfect for leveling. Turned on Slow&Steady and have been having a good time. Killed shit 3 and even 4 levels above me, which felt great coming from Warrior. Gonna do RFC once i wake up.

>>531034072
i was originally gonna play a dwarf mage on epoch but maybe i'll do a shammy

>>531034524
Yea, that Dwarf better be female

>>530984374
>>531004807
Paladin is a class for incels and brown people

Why does Epoch says 5PM GMT but when I'm here at 7PM CEST the stress test is already finished?

I don't like having to use Discord to follow what's going on. I hate discord

i'm quitting troondle and fmc who wants all my gold before i uninstall this shit

Coming from SoD maining Shaman tank p1-8 am I going to have a good time playing Shaman tank on either Turtle or Epoch?

>>531035374
no lmao
sod shaman was worse than wotlk release dk
while on turtle theyre just ok
if you want to play the hero class you can try ret pally, but even still theyre not as op as sod shaman

So glad Turtle got rid of the Totem Twisting bullshit. Now all they need to do is buff Enhancement and make Totems more interesting.

>>531035292
not in fmc

>>531035439
I don't care about playing a "hero class" but I did enjoy the tool kit and play style of Shaman tanks in SoD and what I am wondering is if the playstyle is any decent/viable on either Turtle or Epoch

>>531035809
what you "enjoyed" about sod shamans was being completely overpowered and being the hero class
>tool kit and play style
lmao you mean getting just a huge flat damage reduction %, infinite mana, infinite aggro
thats not a thing in any vanilla server
you wont enjoy playing a real class

>>531036097
Shamen can easily tank dungeons until lvl 50, it's pretty good already

>>531035292
Can I have it?

>>531036097
lmao Shamans had for most phases some of the worst DTPS and TPS. They were super strong with AoE threat but aside from that they were not special

>>531035562
well duh
>>531036419
whisper jib

>>531038104
>>531038104

>>531021639
always knew vivrain is a tard

>>531022628
Hey nigger shut up