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mcqueen anal rape correction
Kitasan's good, sure, but if you're trying to max your Carat ROI and not chase every shiny card, just chill and stack. This ainโt the endgame. Build up stats, scoop tierโS support later. Save now, pull smart later.
For Trainer-chan's eyes only
Just like back in America!
did cygames also sponsor biden and covid?
WHAT ARE SOME YANDERE UMAS
Sleepy Joe Binden is in our circle btw
>>531147191I want to roll and it's the only thing worth rolling right now
>>531147207I wonder if it is actually innocence or if she knows exactly what she's doing
>>531141654>/uma/dachi has Free entryHow will you prevent the entrance of random pubs? If it's public, that defeats the purpose of it being an /uma/ club.
>>531147207I'm still mad that fags and feminists got it changed.
weird how the schizo never posts anti suzuka art, only teio... I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THESE POSTS
You had some convincing arguments. Teio acquired.
Umas for this feel?
https://files.catbox.moe/dcsux0.mp4
>>531147403No one hates Suzuka. Just feel sorry for her.
>>531147318I activate called by the grave
Response?
>>531147296Helping this minx win a G1 was a mistake...
>>531147445
People are spending money on Kitasan Black RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgp4f2QujEY
>when someone posts top gun or rice shower
can you guys stop liking manhattan cafe? I really like her but I'm a terminal contrarian and seeing other people like her makes me mad
>>531147394I will never understand how this demon core thing became such common knowledge
it's everywhere
>>531147583I donโt like her
>>531147065 (OP)I dont the OP's relation to Uma, but I know in 3 days its going to be Joever
>>531147549Goddamn pedophiles, they make me sick.
When people are using Air Groove in short race PVP are they running her as pace chaser?
>>531147505that horse wants to kill a bitch and leave
>>531147583I picked up JP for her 3 years ago, she's among the most popular uma musumes around here.
So how come Gold Ship never got her own Anime?
I'm sorry if you like this character but Tachyon is annoying and cringy
She's the only uma I own that I really don't like at all
>>531147680You want her to fill whatever you don't have since using hors in same spot means less poi
When was the last time you guys made this face?
>>531147501Why is this horse art always so horny?
>>531147724that's quite literally the most common epithet after finals winner redditcapbro
And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion. - Leviticus 18:23
>>531147770not everyone needs their own anime
>yes they dono they dont shut the FUCK UP
>>531147819That's just the Satonos. They take human trainers to Epsatono Island
>>531147819She wants to give you a personal reward for your help breaking the Satono family's G1 jinx, trainer-san
You can't refuse
>>531147783Whatever you say jungle pocketkek
>>531147770shes ugly and rude and probably smelly
>>531147549>when someone posts Top Cun, Rice Shower, or Nishino Flower
>>531147806This morning trying to get Bourbon her Triple Crown
>>531147806i duno but i ddin't realize until like 2 days ago that the trainer's sideburns are shaped like a T
>>531147761Why are the wings on her head?
Hey guys we are recruiting
Join:
CUMA
we are currently 28/30
Heard itโs a fact that grey horses are the most based
>>531147896Is there a deck building tool online anywhere? the in game filters arent that good
>that scene in the movie where you hear the thoughts of every single Uma during the final race
>"I will win!" "I will win!" "Not yet!" "I will win!"
Holy shit that got me emotional.
>>531147896shut your gay ass boy molesting mouth catholic
>>531148016ohhhhhhhh whos a cute edgelord? YOU ARE!
>>531148046go back with your unfunny shit
>another failed ura attempt
I'm so dogshit at this
>>531147806when i was training an uma that failed training and got all stats -10 before her debut race
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>531148019I want to join but I'm on cooldown for another 21 hours
I just wish I had a real wife....
>>531148097sometimes it's just rng
Maybe some more power would help?
>>531147896>LeviticusCool, don't remember entering that Covenant, on account of not being an Israelite.
should i pick the first or second choice before doing a race
>>531148078in real life it's more like "why the fuck are we running i wish i was home eating ryegrass"
i lost an URA for the first time in days. 3 late starts in a row during the finals...
>>531148165What does power do anyway? I just pump Speed, Stamina, Wit for my pacer
>some anons report not being able to find /Uma/ Club
>many have found it just fine
might have to make an alt to see if thereโs really a problem or if some anons just cant type, anyway there are still 2 spots
>> 531146585
you got invited the first time you posted anon, check you notices
I'm the only person requesting shoes in my club.....
>>531148078>still posting that gifget with the times grandpa
>>531148097I cant remember the last time I've won one all the way, which sucks the game rewards happy endings
>>531148019no im intimidated by trainers with large amounts of fans
>>531148256This is the type of nigger bitching about how end/late/pace is shit btw.
>>531148256it gives you power
why are they allowed to have bloomers but not regular swimsuits
>>531148201im retarded i meant AFTER
>Cygames won't let me be baited by the scout banner
Do they hate money or something?
>>531148263marvelous funbags
>>531148263Standing paizuri
>>531148204It's a metaphysical representation of the effort of everyone and their wish to win: the stable, the jockey, the trainer, the gamblers, the fans. It's not literally just the horse.
Man why the fuck are we running I wish I was home eating ryegrass...
>>531148337I think the second choice has odds of either taking very little energy or a lot more, and top is more consistent with energy expenditure
>>531148256You know how some of your horses prefer to hang out in the back and then boost all the way forwards near the end of a race? They need power to do that.
>>531148275the one I was in had a bunch of fuckers donating but never requesting
>>531147806every single time i train rudolf
>>531148096Nyo, but I am glad at least somone always pays attention to an Oguri post. Why are you so assblasted about her anyway, burgerbro?
>>531148337I don't think it matters?
>>531148256Acceleration. If you have a strong power spark then training just speed should hold you over. Maybe get a skill for insurance.
Where can I find friends with some specific good cards?
>>531148335Because they are in school they use sukumizu bro, regular swimsuits are their summer alts
>>531148467you cant. all the whales lists are full
>>531148276Do you have mp4s of some of the more insane scenes from the movie?
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comfy story desu even if the spark I got was shit
Is there a specific method to farming 3* sparks? I have two 8* spark umas, but I can't get a single one of their offspring to have anything more than a 1* spark at the end of their career.
>>531147583Sorry bro, I need to borrow Manhattan real quick. I think if we put her in a centrifuge for an hour her friend will materialise.
>>531148536no. i only made the one above because people kept posting fucking gifs
>>531147583I'm a newfag, know next to nothing about her, still my favorite uma by far.
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Big monies.
>early umas are redesigned to look more dignified
>somehow Winning Ticket new design looks more slutty than her old design
I busted a fat load to Mayano in her school swimsuit during summer camp
>Tracen Academy sponsors this
>>531148530;_;
it's okay winning ticket, he's in the big chalkbox in the sky now ;_;
>>531147770She has an entire vt*ber channel
>>531148019I'm willing to join with a friend of mine
(We dissolved our club yesterday after a bunch of fags in the extended friendgroup formed from other /vg/ games flaked)
Names are Cactus and Teebs
>>531147731you can't call everything reddit
>>531148658>more dignified>aka tack more random shit onto them
>>531147806Just an hour ago with McQueen. I guess I need to look up some "breakpoints" or whatever for specific races
Cinderella Gray peaked in Tama's arc, other Rivals after Tama were not as good as her
>>531148707for me it's sweep tosho
i dont think rudolf wears panties
or theu're flesh colored
>>531148707Do japs vote on who gets wedding skin?
>>531147806when my golshi jobbed yet another ura final. I hate her
>>531148568get as many stats to 600 as you can.
Where's the best place to watch (particularly jp) horse racing? This game has turned me into a horse racist.
Excuse me golshi??? What the fuck was that???
"No. 1 Fav" my fucking ass
>>531148869whos the karen
Do we get gibs for scout maintenance?
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If you're a pace chaser, does this affect you too?
>woke up with a new deck idea
Chat im cooked
Was having sex with Teio but her leg broke mid stroke
>>531148868Major races will get linked when they're live.
Otherwise, the JRA uploads everything on Youtube.
>>531148707>flower>topgun>curren>toshowhy are half the bride alts children
when do we get unlimited tp and clocks? i want to actually play the game?
>>531148869PRESS X TO PUNCH BOULDER
Is there a good time to jump clubs or should I just do it ASAP if I plan to
in pvp, do MY debuffs affect my team too?
>>531148990they are more fertile
>>531148953no, literally just tested it
it's kinda of good
dont listen to JPfags, they froth through their mouths at anything threatening their numberfag meta
>>531148869How can ningen women even compete?
>>531148953>skills says it affects pace chasers>"Uhhhhhh I donno guys does this affect me, a pace chasers?"
>>531148836ya, each yen counts as a vote.
>>531148592Does that mean that if I start posting dogshit gifs like pic related, you'll do the work for me?
She's so American. I am very quickly falling for her and getting a craving for BBQ.
>>531149136>does that meanno.
>>531149151Giant Taiki...
>it's another 1* Wit spark episode
I hate reruns.
>>531149018What's with the random compliment?
Where are the mods that make all stallions wear bloomers?
>>531148990Loligawd's game
>>531147065 (OP)>Cursed and fucked run with King Halo>Going to give up because there's no way I'm winning this>Gets hot spring ticketWish me luck gentlemen.
>it's another pedo think they're welcome in the community episode
Sigh... Northernlion will deal with y'all.
Alright so max 1200 is the ideal stam for long races. I know the later racing strats have a less burdensome stam requirement compared to the front runners though. How many of those 1200 stat points can afford to shift elsewhere if I'm running a long late surger?
>>531148707>Top CunRolling
>NishinoRolling
>ToshoRolling
>AmazonRolling
Damn there's a lot to look forward to.
>>531149234Hot springs will motivate your halo. You got this.
>its another baiting libtard false flagging
yikes...ack
alright uma, from the ones available what's your
>favorite 1*
>favorite 2*
>favorite 3*
>>531148445I think some people just don't know how it works. I sent a message reminding my club to spam requests and they started doing it.
>its another cock gargling on veegee episode
not again... oh well
*unzips dick*
my vodka jobbed twice with spring ticket and hasn't won ura once. Once she specifically decided to get night owl right before ura after the final goal too
Did you know Grass Wonder's attachment towards Spe is a reference when irl Grass Wonder popped a boner when he sees Special Week (both are stallions) which made Grass a canonically gay Uma
>>531148990They know what their audience wants
I LOVE LITTLE FILLIES!!!!!!!
>>531149378Bourbon
Tachyon
Suzuka
>cut the number of cigarette packs I smoke a week to 2 from 4
>Cut the cans of beer I drink a day to once in 2 days
>Half my son's daily allowance to $0.50
Yup I'm ready for her
>>531149293>/bag/ falseflaggingwhy bro
>>531149221you can refresh the recommended friends list a few times and see what pops up, but it seems like the pool doesnt change for a few hours. so just check it once per day or so. the best way was to check pvp leaderboard or top guilds but anybody whaling is already full in those
I love big american titties
>>531148445I hate that you can only donate 10 times a day, cause I worry others might think I'm ignoring their requests
Almost hate it as much as fuckers that donate a single goddamn shoe. Really wish daichou would address that.
>>531149089Turns out it doesn't. Joke's on you
>>531148869trainers must be made of steel n gentildona can still crush your nuts
>>531149445Petting and feeding them, right?
does resting with low energy increase your chance of a bad rest?
>>531147218What is thus creature
>>531148953Debuff skills never affect you or your own teammates. I don't know where this myth started but it's just completely untrue. Literally go and test it for yourself if you don't believe me, it takes like 10 minutes to set up.
>>531149498I love big american asses.
>tachyon card
>she experiments on my uma against her will
what did i expect...
>>531149305Higher stamina helps no matter what. The higher your stamina, the earlier the later positions will start their final spurt
>>531149378haru urara
EL CONDOR PASA
taiki shuttle
>>531149305It depends entirely on the course you're building for.
The stamina requirement varies based on the distance and course topography.
3000m at Hanshin isn't the same as 3000m at Kyoto.
>>531149070>more guts than powerOf course she loses lol lmao
>>531148869SEKIHA
TENKYOUKEN
>>531149556Don't worry about it.
>>531149378Haru
Daiwa
McQueen
>>531149572might be confusion with the negative purple skills
>>531149650i love her feet/shoes
>>531147770well ya see, back in the day the only umas they had that ran with golshi were flash and jordan, so they decided to make her a complete black box shitpost instead
this meant that they could never elaborate on her (it's implied that she isn't even a student, for example)
of course, this meant that her role in season 3 was completely unearned
>>531149070AIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>531149378So far its
>Nice Nature>Top Kek>TMO
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>>531149378Tachyon
Mayano
Teio
>>531149378bakushin
gold ship
mcqueen
>>531149582>The higher your stamina, the earlier the later positions will start their final spurtThis I did not know. I need to turn Mayano into a late surger then with that natural stam growth.
>>531149727>Fine motion event procs next turnYou did reroll for her right
>>531148271what rank is your club?
erm bros why do JPbros have their own thread?
>>531149378natie
gorushi
biwa
Iโm gonna cum to Nice Nature
>>531149218sniff sniff sniff
If you reroll when the new banner starts, and then start playing when you get two cards, can you get enough carats from the story and other achievements to roll 200 times total before the banner ends?
>>531149378Tachyon
Air Groove
Biwa
I have no idea what I'm doing since I don't read
but the stats feel like speed>power>stamina>wits
>guts
I have no idea what guts does
>>531149727>mood up>mood down>mood down>race startsThe fucking rng in this game is insane
Earlier run today my fucking uma got night owl before the goddamn debut, and kept getting deprived sleeps even after curing it.
>>531149867Get in line, buddy
>>531149378>Tokai TeioOoO>Tachyon>Nice nature
Whatโs by main goal as a new player? Rerun story and pray for a 3* to a good stat? Keep cross breeding Umas and try win the finale on all?
When will I have an Uma that can stand a chance of winning the legends event races?
>>531149813where can I find a collection of these particular uma images? I keep seeing them everywhere
>>531149867>>531149942both you faggots get in line
is the kiryuin special event worth focusing her
new years comes quick
>>531149378Rice Shower
Mayano Top Gun
Grass Wonder
>>5311498450I hope we merge again, once the hype dies down..
>>531149378winning ticket
el condor pasa
tm opera o
>>531149824For some reason the game starts her as front which means her ult never activates unless you late start.
>>531149378KINGU HALO
EL CONDOR PASAAAAA
TAIKI SHUTTLE
>>531149378Taiki
Winning Ticket
Ryan secret cute
>>531149070Waiting for an australian uma then having her faiil that
>>531148707>no embarrassed nature bride
which Uma run in the New Mission bros?
I only own the starting 5 + Maruzensky
>banners under maint
ya I think I'm gonna need 3 ssr selector tickets for this.
>>531149983>When will I have an Uma that can stand a chance of winning the legends event races?As long as you're not completely stamina fucked for that distance, any one capable of actually clearing the URA should have a chance.
>>531149983The number one goal starting out is to find people who already have good sparks and cards and leech off them until it translates into your own success and then you can become more independent
Anyone else unlucky enough to have their random 3* ticket give them the same exact one they chose with the selector ticket?
Fuck I'm so mad
>>531149378Kitasan Black
Vivlos
Golshi
>>531150120>Used the handpick ticket before the random onesDid you learn your lesson?
>>531149378Some recent fanart has been quite convincing.
>>531149378Nature
Suzuka
Teio
I checked the JP list on gametora. It must be incomplete since there is no way there are that few total uma after 4? years
>>531150006there's more sovl in these threads than there ever was in the JP threads, God forbid this ever happens
>feature under maintenance
THEYRE RIGGING IT
WE'RE ALL GETTING MLB KITASAN
im gonna need some jims to compensate
>>531149842unranked, should be ranked the 1st at whatever 900mil give or take puts us
>>531149991Why is she a cheerleader
>>531150179I didn't even know the random ticket existed until I'd already used the other one
>>531149378>Haru>Mayano Top Cun>TeioYes, I like them small
>>5311499831, get a 3*
2, get a 9*
2.5, make a good legend slayer
3, get two 9*
you only get 3 friend breeds a day so make em count.
You get infinite card borrows. meta atm, is Maxed Fine Motion.
By borrowing a 9* you will get like 150 free stats over the course of a career
once you get your own 9* you'll get like 300
once you are no longer limited to 3 great runs you can unleash your power and make whatever you want
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>>531149378Tachyon
daiwa
rudolf
>>531150006why? it has no benefit. it just means both sides annoy each other and people constantly have to reply to "qrd on the current event" with "which game are you playing because for some retarded reason 2 separate games share a general"
>>531150360I want her milk
>>531150278did she cut her hair or are they stick ons
>>531150094Iโve only Bakushinโd the UMA so far and Vodka crashed out in prelims.
>>531150114Where best to find people to leech from? I imagine most people have a full friends list especially if they have good Umas?
I want to join a new guild, but the 24 hour debuff SUCKS
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>>531149378>favorite 1*Haru Urara
>favorite 2*Air Groove
>favorite 3*Maruzensky (Sakura Chiyono O in the future)
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1944616390687940700
apologems?
>>531150292>3 borrows a day>3.6% to get a 3* spsThat's about 1 every 10 days to get your first 3* and then another 10 for your next 9*.
Which Uma has the most Jojo references? Please don't say Gold Ship
>>531147806Nice Nature jobbing on the finales with a Hot Spring ticket on the line
>>531149991Genuinely thought this was a male uma for a split second
>>531150464I need 4k jims to spark
get to it Mr cyge
>>531150469prying her thighs back open
>>531150527#iPhone filter
/^(\w{8}-\w{4}-\w{4}-\w{4}-\w{12}|I
MG_\d{8}_\d{6}|Screenshot (from )?\d{4}-\d{2}-\d{2} \d{2}.\d{2}.\d{2})/
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>>531150429people post their codes here sometimes
you could also try discord
Kitasan Black will break the server at this rate...
>>531150464500 friendship points
>>531149378Opera
Oguri
Creek
How do I get good at the game?
I rerolled until I had a handful of SSR cards, but there are too many summers where I'm not getting rainbow trainings, even when the supports' bars are in the orange.
I've never been able to get an umas stats into the SS tiers outside of Bakushin.
>>531149317>>531149437SHE FUCKING DID IT BOYS!!!! SHE SURGED FROM 11TH TO 1ST IN THE LAST SPURT!
>>531150278Why is she embarrassed
>>531150453If youโre on the fence itโs best to do it now so you have enough time to get in to another before the 14-day limit. Post your id if you do and Iโll send you an invite if youโre moderately active
>he thinks cyjews won't fuck with the rates to capitalize on kitasan hype
wait career events arent tied to hints? so theres no way to try and get those skills more?
im in the rank 86th ranked club Nameless. Is this an /uma/ club? it seems the guild leader and officers are 4 friends with the same gay chinese tag. None of them are pulling their weight. Makes me wanna leave
>>531149378Goldship
Bourbon
Matikanefukukiteru (Biwa) but I don't want to pull.
This game makes me feel nostalgia for School Idol Festival... I feel like I'm living in 2015 again...
>>531150527Who's this? Some unknown vtuber?
>>531147296Yanderes are so last decade-- who are the "I can fix her" umas?
>>531150624IM SEING IT AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>531150704thats literally illigal, and im not even shit posting
>>531149813Japanese humor
>>531150604>filtering screenshotsSeems kinda weird to filter out people playing the mobile game from their mobile phones.
>>531150605>DiscordPls no
how is this only "number 5 favorite"? What the hell am I doing wrong? She's got swinging maestro and everything
>>531150676How do you win with this stupid uma? You build for medium, her career pivots to sprints and forces you to get 1sts, and then pivots BACK to mediums for the Ura Finale and makes you get 1sts again
>>531150773lol dumb horse
>>531150773>Wit only 275She's retarded
please tell me the real satono diamond isn't desperate like the fanarts portray her
>>531149650Hey that's me in second HAHAHA.
>>531148707Don't expect a monumental amount of pandering out of the first few of these until they pull out the stops with Cesario.
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>>531147806For me its the Triple Tiara with Air Groove. First leg of the Tiara is the Oka Sho. Guess who has B proficiency in Mile?
>>531150683why is she tanned everywhere else
it probably has to do with that
>>531150429You can look at guild rankings, but good luck. Most are aware of that trick by now
>>531150773bro... this is what your bourbon should look like
>>531149378Oguri
El
Goldshi
You all are making me REALLY like Nice Nature
>>531150773They just think she's ugly and boring. I bet Daiwa's there. She's way cuter. Way more deserving of the spot of #1 favorite.
>>531150773teach your horse to think
>>531149378Tachyon
El condor pasa
McQueen
>>531150752>illegalin which countries?
>>531150676NEVER GIVE UP, ALWAYS PREVAIL
>>531150479You can always play more to get higher than 3* and lower than 9*, but it's gonna be more difficult and feel like shit to get a 3* but not a 9*
>>531149378Haru
El Ccondor Pasa
Suzuka
>>531150185Why did you crop it...huh?
>>531147806never
if i cant give my uma what she wants that simply means i must be a better trainer
>>531150889How the fuck do you train an uma to get those numbers?
I focus on leveling friendships in the first year, but I've never had more than a single stats in SS, much less also stats in S and A
>>531150818I just build for Long and Mediums, her parents had sparks for Long and Mediums and I love King Halo and want her to be the best Long Distance Runner ever. This Halo that just won has an S in Long and S in Turf, I also locked the fuck in and started to win all my races with her in the second half, including the ones I scheduled like the Tenno Sho Spring and Arima Kinen.
I can't believe anons are stroking their cocks and cumming to my wife
>>531150889Can I have your friend code and credit card number?
>>531150292Any suggestions for a good Uma to try focus on for the first 3*?
>>531150604You are replying to me, what is wrong with phone posters?
>>531147603If it was just a random failure (i.e. the Demon Core just randomly decided to flood the room with radiation aids) then it probably would have just been a footnote, but it's the monolithic retardation of fucking with the thing with a screwdriver whilst dressed in jeans that cements it as a meme.
Umamusume: Pretty Derby
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free carats sooon?
I am going to VIOLATE Diamond and make her my little horse slut
>>531150942entire continents you stupid bitch
why do you think the gacha have to openly expose their rates these days?
literal fucking laws made that a thing and if they fuck with any of it and people figure out that they can get sued for obvious reasons you dumb motherfucker
I like Nice Nature because she has Kumiko hair.
begone neichaposters
shes mine
>>531151013based king halo's secret is that she spams raffles because she really wants the hot spring ticket for (you)
i put 30 rolls for biwa but couldnt get her
>>531150120having a stronger whorse is better than having diverse ones.
>>531151052Great, another 50 carats for yet another other other fuckup
>>53115105229k free carrots so i can get a second spark for kiatasan LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
>newcuties getting baited by a main story NPC again
>>531150692It's 218 749 305 083.
>>531151052are we still in the honeymoon phase where they're still pretending to be generous or are we in the milking phase?
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>Make really cute uma
>not playable
i hate it
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Curious question for jp players in here. What are the reward differences between graded league and open league in champions meeting?
>>531151081you should drink some milk
Are there any ugly umas? Every standard anime archetype is represented except for the plain jane
>>531149378Mayano Top Cunny
Lightning McQueen
Natie the Third
>>531150752You can't see them yet.
>>531151186there's not much to roll anyways, once you get kitasan you're free to save for whatever you want for a year
GOD I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>531150527>using filtersthin-skinned
>>531150889how can i reach these numbers
>>531151241Nice Nature is the plain Jane
Kitasan's son was sold for 2.7m dollaridoo
who is the stupidest uma? i mean the one who wants the least wit
also i thought you guys were being rude by calling daiwa a cow but she'd definitely enjoy it
>>531150624I think it's more likely Cygames will break the banner with all of this spaghetti code
I'm not good at building Bourbon
I rolled for her because she was cute, but I threw a couple of rolls at Biwa and got another Bourbon, so now she's my first 4* horse. Feel sorta obligated to use her, but I don't get how to build a front runner for longer distance tracks. Farming Bakushin has fucked my perception on front runner training.
>>531151192A shitton more jewels and scout tickets
Winning Open Group A is equivalent to placing 2nd in Graded Group B
>>531151286>NOOOO DONT FILTER MY GARBAGE SHIT POSTStoiletSkin
>>531151070ANON NO, THATS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS
There is absolutely no way people are supposed to be getting this many 1* guts. It's fucking impossible for the odds of each stat to be the same.
>>531151186milking
i want super creek to milk me
>>531151351front runners care least about wit because you're least likely to get bad positioning
Hello once again anons I have wanked off to Dasca's custom card (picrel) in AA2. This time I did not last as long as I have not jacked it for a week, and I failed to bed a girl I was dating so i had not sex'd anyone for about a two years now so I must say I'm rusty. Anyway, the session lasted for only 10 minutes but the semen was thick and in copious amounts. No fancy equipment this time, just some lotion and the hands. I'm olanning to buy a cosplay of her shobufuku and ask a hooker to cosplay for me. I shall keep you guys posted on my next session. Thank you.
>>531151192You get as much for winning in the hyper autistic calculator wars Open A as you do for coming in last in the casual Graded B.
>>531151041Bakushin and Tachyon are easy mode
Oguri if you have her as well
>>531151192open league is the biggest bait in the game, not only the rewards are way lower, but you'll be facing extremely optimized umas with one or two skills max that will destroy your poor newcuties umas just by raw stats
>>531151401The idea is to report them, no?
Why did Trainer Nabe dress up Fuji like this
>>531151254do umas not wear underwear
>>531151404Umas can't beat the indomitable human spirit
>>531151504>>531151521i wanna fuck these boys
>>531151375Stop thinking of it in terms of stats per strategy, and stats per distance.
Enough Stamina to not die > Speed > Power = Wits > Guts
>>531151413I've been keeping track of my runs so far it does feel like I'm getting more wits and guts but turns out it's quite even.
>>531150773damn this robot is at least 3x smarter than her trainer
>>531151521What's the problem here?
>>531151459bakushin is so good at math she immediately figured out it would take her 30 years to run 3000m
>>531149378Bakushin
Golshi
Taiki
>>531151413i figured it out
if your uma gets 1 gut
it's bc she's pregnant with your child
and she has to take care of yall's child so she can't focus on running anymore
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>>531151395What kind of stats and builds do i need to conjure up to do well in Graded league. I read up on it a bit and I got the basic gist of it. What legacies are good to inherit?
>>531151342May he become an umamusume someday.
Currently stroking my cock to Almond Eye
>>531149378Matikanefufukukukikitataru
EL QUESO PASTA
Mejiro McCute.
>>531151616>Kaneko bought himdoubt
>>531151616His buyer was Kaneko Makoto, so not a chance.
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I want to give her all the trophies too
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time to BAKUSHIN
what's this about a free ssr special week support?
>>531151173sent but I think weโll seem too laid back for you anon, maybe stay in that one youโre in until the end of the month and see how things shake out
weโre not quota based but our members are friendly and inspired, going by current growth rate weโll hit 30mil+ average per member by August, wouldnโt wana let you down tho
>>531151504I wanna get Mejiro...
I've been letting them add up, but I've already cleared out twice before. I wanna keep my umas with neat titles, but I know for a fact that their sparks are shit.
I need a new club. Which vg club is the least horny one?
>>531151534They shouldn't
I bet El Condor Pasa smells
>>531150003only if u want onsen sex with ningen woman
>>531149378Daiwa Scarlet
Air Groove
Symboli Rudolf
>>531151413I get a lot of 1* wits instead kek
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>The GOAT
>17 Races, 15 Wins
>Senior Autumn Triple Crown
>6 Sparkable Skills learned, including 2 golds
>Zero (0) Grey Sparks
Wtf
>>531151595what's that supposed to mean
ayo you cant do any pulls rn
You are nothing and not worth my or anyone here's attention.
I will now resume posting softcore gooner horse images.
Thank you for your attention to this matter and have a wonderful day.
>>531151521Trainer Nabe got her good ending so she picked an appropriate outfit to thank him
>>531151504that dance has to be inspired by Alizee
>>531151649is he the owner of the albino hons too?
>>531150773If you have gold recovery skills you donโt need that much stam, invest in wit bourbonCHAD
>>531150998Aoharu will give you the much needed jump in stats
What should I be spamming for carats? I'm bored with trophy hunter, might do it more later
I dont think spamming team trials on cooldown will change anything, will it? It only computes the highest score
>>531151120Got to be honest I think she actually locked in after we got the hot spring ticket. She was only coming in second or third before that point, 8th in the Kikua Sho despite her stats, in all of her races but right after the ticket she started exclusively coming in first and she didn't get another mood down or illness, didn't even have to use a clock or anything. It's like she knew!
>Ura Finale Finals
>Late start
>Literally in last place until the final turn
>suddenly teleports to the front
EZ GG
>>531151762gross never post this again
>>531151428>front runners care least about wit because you're least likely to get bad positioningWhat? No.
INT is even more important for nigers because you need to maintain a high target speed throughout the early and middle stages so that way the different between your cruising speed and max speed is smaller to make up for your worse acceleration and max speed modifiers, and so you maintain the number 1/2 spot so you can fulfill the position requirements for your actually good skills and so said skills will actually activate.
>>531151678The previous event had one, it's a mid tier speed card that's helpful for f2p such as myself
You can't get it anymore
>>531151585So I need to check their career track, and then pump stamina according to their longest track, minus some per gold recovery skill?
When I fail, I hardly get stam messages and it's usually power. I try to keep power at least a letter grade below spe/sta (equal if late/end), but I'm not sure if I'm overshooting or undershooting certain stats.
>>531151732based
>>531151756always hilarious how upset seafags get when you pull this one simple move on them [-]
>>531151715That is a 4k HD view of the pearly gates!
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>>531151815it's over...someone need to abe'd him
>>531151756ngl this anon has some very cute mouse movement
>>531151761>good ending>didn't win the Derby
>>531150953Pure sex appeal damn. Whatโs her personality?
>>531151852sorry tranny won't do it again
>>531151717Literally play Laisu's main story chapter and pay attention.
when's the celebration part 1 reward stuff end?
>>531151732Gonna give Teio a sister if she keeps looking at me like that
>satono diamond in the 2nd season is a cute little girl
>fanart satono is a full slut
Idk who to believe
>>531151831Now you have to marry her
>night owl twice in one run
>takes multiple infirmary trips to cure
gg fuck you fuck you
Reminder that every time you clock you ruin Happy Meek's dream.
>>531151891I don't look at story mode uma stats. Is that it? That's just some busted npc?
Is the uma stan skill good for end closers?
latefags and deserters can come join /uma/dachi, we are up to 12 after being only 5 last thread, so spots are running out
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>>531151836yea now post her bald pussy
>>531151756Based, can you post the e-celeb one as well? I need to save it.
Am I doing something wrong or is Vodka better at pace chasing than at late surging?
>tfw got cucked by maruzensky by 1 millimeter in the end
>>531150998The gaslighting in this thread is insane. The only way to get those stats is to get max level SSR/SR cards and multiple star levels (ie credit card)
>>531151945Her career goal was top 3 in the Derby, it is what it is
>>531151949>Whatโs her personality?Gorilla Wife
Is there a worse meme than food character like haha I eat a lot
>>531151831โธ(๏ฝก ห แต ห )โธ
>>531151875In general, if you're losing by more than 3 or 4 lengths, one of two things are probably happening, you're either getting blocked or you're short on stamina.
If you're losing by Distance or more, you're short on stamina 95% of the time.
>>531152002I don't even use the clock thing, if the run fails, it fails
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>>531152004Yes, that's why you're only supposed to get top 2
I checked because I was wondering how my 900 speed triple crown McQueen was only the second favorite
>>531150464intern-kun left the dev rates on by accident. free SSRs were being given out
>>531152072*stomach growls*
the joke is that the character is hungry
>>531152015Lil bro im not going to make it with the 24 hrs cooldown
>>531151978There must be something in the game which inspired people to draw her like a slut
That or everybody agreed she's hotter that way
>>531152002you know what you need to do if you want to win, meek
I need Kawakami Princess. If I fail to pull her during her banner I'm gonna scream and cry.
>>531150497goldship n her sister that starts with F
>>531151514don't pretend reporting actually does anything, annoying schizos are allowed to roam free here and filtering is your only defense against seeing their retarded shit.
>>531152151I hope they have a little "accident" when kitasan drops too
do they really have 100s of versions of the same song for each uma
>>531151864>i downloaded yesterday due to the haru urara grass thinggod fucking damn it
why the fuck can't i roll for more horses to do story mode with, i did it with all of them and i'm bored now
>>531152115I get it from a cost saving stance, but I've had runs where an uma scored dead fucking last on first attempt, and then 1st on second. If it didn't take forever to regenerate tp, I'd probably be less inclined to use clocks.
>>531152072Ya seethe?
The real horse was a food character.
>>531152197Iโm guessing sheโs more clingy in her career mode.
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>>531152224Festa? Which Uma is the most Kamen Rider coded....
>>531152058I thought she was so canonically big that even goldship the giga breeder was afraid of gentildonna, why do the make her so demure?
>>531152072Oguri now: haha funny i eat a lot
Oguri backstory: ww2
>>531152245you will be able to get it eventually
just save up your carats for Kitasan black banner in like 2-3 days and spend it all on it
>Tachyon pacer
>URA finals
>pulls ahead early in the race
>never loses 1st place
holy fucking based
>>531150773Left, Speed+Guts
Middle, Stamina+Guts+Wit
Right, Power+Wit
You dumb as fuck
it's relative to other racers and not the course.
So the final Ura stages you're almost never going to #1 Favorite. They have balanced builds and we Bakushin
>>531152058What does this mean
>>531151978In the game she instantly jumped on (You) and make (You) her trainer.
>>531152049If you have more good Pace Chaser skills on your cards, yeah go for it
>>531151687thanks for the invite, but i think im going to try to look for something a little semi-hard core.
>>531152287Stay Gold looks pretty damn cool. When's she coming out?
>>531152312>so canonically big that even goldship the giga breeder was afraid of gentildonnathis is a falsehood
also the only big uma is akebono, they're too cowardly to make anyone else big even in this day and age where other gachas are getting literal obese whale characters
>>531152239you just change the sound channel
Satono house > Mejiro house
more Satonos when horseP
>>531152035Do you mean this one or the one that was posted last thread?
>>531152072Food character jokes are always good
>>531152239Not every song. Only a few get all Uma versions
Seeing a horse sell for over 2 million and then the next one not even breaking 300K makes me feel bad for it for some reason.
>>531152450Yeah that's it.
>>531152403why is spe so unsexy?
>>531152406Still not out for JP yet, announced back in May
>>531152072Tachyon is pretty unfunny
>MY DEAR GUINEA PIG I HAVE A NEW LE EPIC SCIENCE CONCOCTION BAZINGA
>toraina-san... finishing this race
>>531152515It's ok bro Tamamo was an underdog too
I CANT BEAT UMA FINALS WITH GOLSHI
HER STATS ARE PERFECTLY FINE SHES LITERALLY JUST CHOOSING TO LOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why do I feel like Uma Musume killed nearly every single gacha out there? All I've seen on social media are posts about Uma Musume.
>>531152563>she's a decade awayGrim
>>531152515the horse has no idea what's happening.
>>531152448Symboli house mogs both senpai
>>531152278so is spe, I don't see spe raping trainer
some fuckery is a foot
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>>531151375If you have Super Creek or Vodka use one and borrow the other, get both their golden recovery skills, raise Speed as prio, but keep stamina within 50 of the speed, try to raise Front, Turf, or Long to S. Make sure to take focus so your ult will proc more often.
does it matter in which slot I place a legacy?
>finish a career borrowing a 9* and my own 7*
>1* GUTS SPARK.
i fucking hate this system
i like seeing the girls squat in their swimsuits during summer. especially miyano
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I AM GOING INSANE I GRINDED FOR 10 HOURS AND I KEEP GETTING GUTS
>>531152515If it makes you feel any better, this is basically a form of gambling and playing the genetic lottery and there's no guarantee that one hors will do better than the other.
>>531152621Don't worry, the Kitasan shitshow will instantly kill the game.
>>531152676thats not how it works
>>531152656maybe if Kris S wasn't ugly
>>531152697Trade for my 1 star wit?
>MAL, ANN, and aniDB doesn't list beyond the finale in the page
well fuck you too, took me hours to find the song name
>>531152696Never skipping summer training animations
>>531152287Bakushin does an Ichigo pose for her victory
Pegasus has a super sentai/kamen rider obsession
>>531152058>>531151949The most powerful of uma mares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlTAclugJI
>>531152740True, people will mass uninstall and rope when they waste all their saved carrots and get 0 or 1
>>531152750how does it work since the game is dogshit at explaining its own mechanics
>>531152621yeah it's insane
almost majority of people are talking about horse racing
i cannot wait till the bubble pops and all of them fuck off and crawl back to their respective kusoges
>>531152121I actually won against that Bourbon with my A rank McQueen!
>>531152549That's not how my wife eats le baguette!!!
>>531152676The parents don't matter, it's just random chance. 1% for a stat above 600 and 2% for a stat above 1100.
>her appeal is le gorilla power
very original
>>531152621>cute girls>game runs that you actually feel invested in with a potential of greatly improving your account>extra gambling doing the runsi wonder why
>>531151978>the winner's wish should be granted. besides, it's not like you have a reason to refuse me, right?
>>531152868What's your appeal? Nothing?
>>531152750the system where you gamble a 1% chance to hit per run is fucking cringe (20% into a 10/20%)
my complaint is that i have to borrow a strong parent already to get the stats to even hit 2 stats to 600
also can only borrow 3 times a day
>>531152778Carrotman obsession*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVRbgu3Qwl0
>>531152838These threads will be comfy.
Who am I kidding, the biggest shitposters will probably stay.
Got a hot springs scene with Rudolf
>>5311528262 Kitasan in 50 pulls only takes 18 rerolls on average, so people will just be rerolling for it. There is very little you lose for making a new account at this point anyway.
>>531152015You guys in S at least?
When will horse Vira come out?
https://x.com/ouma3ganbareee/status/1944563510358479127
UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>531151613No anons answered my question.... TvT
>>531152972Spent all day reading the rudolph x trainer comics and I have been converted to the punny horse
>>531152986People who have been playing for several weeks don't want to reroll.
>>531152972I got it twice now. Even with F2P cards Rudolf is a beast
>>531152665Something I always found weird is how in the anime Spe and Grass Wonder are practically strangers for most of the season while in the game theyโre basically bffs right away
Is kitsan a limited run or can I ghost pull it down the line?
>>531152868This nigga hates any gimmick that's not just
>this uma loves youThey're not that original but have some spice already you irony poisoned fuck.
>50% of human women ejaculate during rape by human men.
>150% of human men ejaculate during rape by umamusume. (This means human males ejaculate on average 1.5 times during uma rape)
Says a lot about society, doesn't it?
>>531153034You might have better luck asking in the jp thread.
>Click scout
>Feature is under maintenance
>Game is soft locked
wow thanks.... compensation carats?
>>531153004around 3 years in global
>>531153056I know I don't, but it's either that or stop playing
>>531152972Did you have sex?
>>531153017Damn that's a really cute honse
>>531150704this is literally illegal.
Fun fact: those laws exist BECAUSE of cygames.
Kawakami Princess painful handjob that causes lasting damage.
>>531152287Stay Gold, Orfevre, Fenomeno, Dream Journey. Damn they all look great
>>531153105Luckily since I am not a trainer I wonโt ever get raped by an uma.
>>531151978Trio is also more clingy in the game compared to the anime, the reason why she has some of yandere fanart
>>531153176the sky high step...
>>531151715damn, shocks ur balls during sex
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>>531151756Have a cute robot.
newfriends don't know about monkeygate... how time has passed
>Scout under maintenance
Apologems when?
>>531153241kitagate incoming??
>>531152072>/uma/ thread>HAHA OGURI FAT>HAHA TAMAMO INCEL>HAHA GOLSHIP *HOLS UP SPORK* TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM!!!1!>HAHA BOND (played by Pierce Brosnan) BURGER MCQUEEN >HAHA TIME FOR THE FIFTH ROUND OF TACHYON'S UNIT 731 AGAIN GUINEA PIG>HAHA TOP CUN CORRECTION>HAHA MORE LIKE SPECIAL NEEDS>HAHA MAITINGFUCKUTARU SCREAMING>HAHA TAIKI JIGGLE >HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWER I HATE HER>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDOR >HAHA SCARLET COW>HAHA BIWA BIG HEAD>HAHARURARA>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG>HAHA TEIO COFFEE>HAHA MARVELOUS OPPAI>HAHA DOBER SEX>HAHA TAZUNA AND AKIKAWA ARE
>>531152312Goldship is afraid of Gentildonna because she's extremely territorial and has a habit of muscling her way to get what she wants. This is her and Buena when it comes to their foals interacting.
https://x.com/ukitouki/status/1805807027232370719
Honestly speaking, the lewd bans actually make the horses lewder instead of being just blatant goonbaits straight out of porno. Sometimes more truly is less.
>>531153118I'll take another choice ticket
>>531153140formed an irreplaceable bond all night
>>531152405no problem. hope you find something good anon
If Satono wants that marriage, then has to accept that Urara is my daughter
BEGONE
>>531152859Not that anon, but I'm just losing my mind seeing others with 9* sparks and shit while my only 3* is power on a Spe with awful parents and while I do have 8* power on a Ticketzo, it feels like power isn't holding my teams back like stamina is.
And it feels like trying to hit 1100 stamina is painful. I don't know if my best bet is a Spe or Goldshi with that Ticketzo and my best speed boosting friend or what at this point.
>>531153306>>HAHA MARVELOUS OPPAII say this.
>>531153312hear me out-choice ticket for a support card as an apology?
this game has way too much autistic minmaxing, i'm out
>>531152398Dia is such a semen demon what the FUCK
>>531153419see you tomorrow
>>531153241...what do people actually like about grubble? I don't think I've ever heard a grubble player say anything good about it despite them apparently spending a dozen hours a day grinding in it.
>>531153402This but give it during the Kitasan support banner
>>531153306We HATE Umamusume Pretty Derby here.
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G-guys I don't think I saved enough carats
>>531153306Mamboposting is safe...
urara's stats are so shit
raising inheretances for her is going to be fun
>>531153465>big titty horses running around >lust after suzuka and teio insteadWhat is wrong with meโฆ
>>531153306>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDOR>>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG>HAHA TAZUNA AND AKIKAWA AREAll me
>>531153419It's fun the first few career successes but it's downhill from there teebeeh
>>531153419unless your seeking pvp meta it's not that bad.
>>531153393>maintenance Alright. Post it. You know the one.
>>531150453How do I complete this achievement? Its my last one, and I swear Ive trained with 5 supports at least twice.
>>531153402would not really hurt everyone wins
>>531153474some people just have that kind of grinding autism, and that game a lot of types of semi-infinite grinds
>>531153531Daughterwife > Hags
which uma that's out rn has the most yandere career?
Bros, tell me more about Dream Glimmers
How do I increase the chance of them popping on my career playthrough?
>>531153567Got any more Monster ones? Loved the Rice Shower and Haru ones.
>>531153568bakushin with 6 speed
it needs to be 5 supports. director and reporter don't count
>>531152515Djb the price means nothing
>>531153531Teio has a 10/10 personality
>>531153474i liked my crew
the main story was pretty fun too
also good art
Do I build Agnes tachyon like daiwa scarlet or like goldship
>>531153484Everyone want to gamble on their new Kitasan kid being the next Equinox...
>>531153419autistic minmaxing? I think with my instincts, guts and my penis.
>>531152665The way she picks (you) in the opening story was so blunt, ๆก็จใงใ became a fandom meme for aggressive (you) umas. She also brings you to a suspension bridge over a large ravine in her hot spring trip for... reasons.
>>5311535685 friends have to be on the same training node. the director/interviewer dont count. keep playing and youll see it eventually
>>531153568it has to be only support cards, the director and the reporter don't count. fastest way is to go 6 speed and pray they line up
>>531153568Luck. The other anon has the best idea, though you do really want to level them a bit for some training priority.
>>531153652Pace chaser 4 speed 1 power and 1 super creek with stamina skills up the ass
>>531153568It has to be cards, not the NPCs. Just get 6 of the same type since then they are more likely to appear together
>>531153531You are discovering the allure of small chests
>>531153568Only horses count, if it's Akikawa or reporter girl involved it won't work.
>>531153630Ever had one of these?
special week/suzuka and teio/mcqueen are basically the same MCs
>>531153484 Surely you can win a g1 anon
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I started a little late but I think I mog
>>531153402you get a carrot juice so you can run another career
>>531152515kitasan black was dirt cheap n now hes pumping out millions
>>531153531The idea is that you train their Guts + Chest stat via pregnancy
I just wanted my free pull dude what the FUCK
>>531152002I crushed Happy Meek's dreams the other day during my King Halo run.
I'm sorry Happy Meek. It was the first time you've actually won, but the hot springs were on the line.
why is rudolf's singing voice so cutsey
THE LITERAL NAME OF THE ACADEMY IS TRAINING CENTER
YOU'RE HERE TO TRAIN FOR RACES
NOT TO FIND YOUR MARRIAGE PARTNER
Going through season one of the anime right now. Please tell me Sun Visor comes back in later seasons. No way they hired Rie Kugimiya just to voice a one-episode rival, right?
>>531152668I have a parent with 3* front and one with 2*, but when I set them for her, there's no increase to that stat. Am I missing something, or is that just a potential spark I can get during a run?
Also I have Gold City, mlb event Spe, Double Jet, Vodka, Biko, and borrowing mlb Creek (haven't spent, just rerolled a fucking lot) deck set for her. Would I replace any of those for fine motion? I also have cafe, but it's only lb1, not sure if that would outrank anything I have, none of my ssrs are uncapped, other than the aforementioned event one. Truly barely understand what constitutes a good deck.
Thanks for the advice, by the way.
>>531153758Why is she so hot man. Stupid sexy yet amazingly cute teio that I wanna simultaneously cuddle and breed.
>>531153871Funny that the gacha game has disabled the gacha
>mission: do a daily race in the rain
is this just pure luck?
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Finally got my first A rank on a great Suzuka run
>>531153915i need to transfer mana to my horse bro
>>531153484Kitasan really changed japanese horse racing for the foreseeable future despite his mid pedigree
>b-but sundayman every japanese horse has sundayman blood in them at this point
>>531153638>>531153710>>531153741>>531153754>>531153759Ah ok gotcha. I don't have 5 of the same type, so I guess I'll have to start praying. Ty anons
>>531153915aren't you training them to be wives?
>>531153393Thank God, I needed 50 more carats.
Praise be to the super generous cygames, for fucking up the intro banner yet again
>>531153940Still struggling to get an A rank. Best I have is an 8K bakushin at the moment, though Iโm pretty casual the game
>>531153871>free pullYou guys are still getting free pulls?
2 more days until the brickening...
>>531154014>every japanese horse has sundayman blood in them at this pointYes, and that's the problem.
Their genestock is going to collapse at the rate their inbreeding them.
>>531153915poor rudolf...
>>531154027Oh wait yes I do lol
>>531153938You can use that rain item
>>531152142Is coffee good for you?
>>531154049umas need sex training to avoid injuring their partners
its best to start when they're young
>>531153892Stop stealing my hot spring tickets with King damnit.
>>531154027I mean you have 5 power, but you likely won't get far in a run that way.
The 4 speed you have and a speed friend should be serviceable, but I see one of those is bakushin anyways.
>>531151496Donโt have Tachyon but Sakura was pretty easy to finish so I should be able to grind her career. Since she canโt be a 9* off the bat should I just pray for a good stat to get 3* and hope to pick up a bunch of whites?
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>>531153938Pure luck saves you from having to use an item to force it to rain, but it's not that rare so you should hit it naturally soon enough
>>531154183same with real horses honestly, just ask mr hands
>>531153929She came back in the BNW ovas but that's it.
>>531153938You can use the rain caller item for that.
>>531154052I had to borrow some dudes 9* stamina Maruzensky with Ura Finale on it to pump stamina sky high without focusing on it
>>531153929haha walmart horse, and no she never comes back, cygames doesn't have the rights for the actual horse either
>>531153871>>531154053>start late>already missed half the goodies
>>531153915why are ningen women like this?
>>531154110have toโฆresistโฆpushing rice shower downโฆ.
>>531154209>Kraft>getting a husbandFake news.
>>531152194>>531152404She had actual garbage. I think Maverick is the most useless skill I've ever seen but all the hints I got was for front runner stuff so it was probably my fault due to support picks.
Anyway, she just kept getting stuck in the pack or failing to catch up to the frontrunners until I put her in pacer and she'd sit comfortably in the front of the pack until her skill activated to overtake at the end. My late surger run didn't even get past the like third race whereas as a pacer she got a very narrow second in the ura final.
>>531153474It was good in mid-2015~late 2016
During this era you could be top 1% of player strength by simply just farming weapon drops
Gacha characters were not disgustingly overpowered outside of a few cases like release Korwa who was emergency nerfed the same day
You did not need gacha weapons or summons
Raids were reasonably difficult for the majority of players that there was good incentive to play with others
You could spam raids all day
Ever since 2017 or so the game shifted much more towards a heavier emphasis on grinding with adding in Arcarum; the gacha became more jewish with limited and hyper-limited characters and gear that were way better than anything you could farm
This eventually transitioned into raids effectively requiring you to have certain characters or summons to get through the raid's mechanics
These raids were much harder than the standard raids that people used to farm and required a lot of coordination, meaning people had to join Discords and follow guides which filtered a lot of casuals
Said raids were also the only point of access to some of the only uniquely powerful gear that F2Ps could still obtain and are required for every player to work towards
Fast forward to 2020+ and powercreep gets so bad every year that anyone who bothers to keep up with the game and rolls meta can just set up Full Auto solo teams to farm the endgame raids.
Basically all of the casuals disappeared and the only people still playing the game are those coping with sunk cost. Since you can solo 99% of content comfortably it just doesn't feel like you are playing with a community anymore unlike 2015 grub where 95% of people were shitters that were still farming their first grids and there was a great collective feeling of the playerbase advancing together.
2 exclamation points should give me 2 hints
>>531153935>simultaneously cuddle and breedBased, Teio is made for love
>>531154090It will be glorious. Have your credit cards ready.
>>531154439I have seeing an exclamation point for training but the director is also there to take up the slot to give me 2 points. Itโs annoying
Will we get apologems for the gacha maintenance?
>>531154392finna boutta snip this bitch
>>531154027It doesnt HAVE to be the same type, its just they are more likely to all land on the same thing.
>>531152032Explain to me how you know it's bald
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>>531154090I just got enough carats to spark her so I hope I can get a copy before that happens
>>531154262>cygames doesn't have the rightswhat a meme
horses dont have rights, anon
Sell me on Matikanefukukitaru
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the stories are peak ngl
imagine the horse auction but instead of horses it's cute little umamusumes being auctioned haha struggling in their reins and shitting themselves as ojisans bid on them
>gacha game
>can't gacha
we won
>>531154090I'm ready to uninstall...
Cygames doing this to get more horses rights licenses from French isn't it?
>>531154530wait, I'm not getting my hints sometimes if director is there because you can only get 1 scene?
I need to get more fans. Help me pad the numbers. Which cards should I be using?
>>531154721You can either uninstall and return to the mundane life you came from or spend $150 to have a smooth sailing journey for the next 1 year.
Only 1 choice is correct
>>531154643She makes funny noises.
>>531154645Just give me a free 10 pull and there will be an end to the horror.
>>531154643She's sweet and makes funny noises. Trust her divinations.
She's my wife.
>>531154804Yep. If director is there, you wonโt get the hint because only one hint scene can occur, and she counts as one
>>531154090newfag here, is 10k enough?
>>531154826>spend $150brother a spark costs like $400
>>531154691Literally pooping themselves or just crying and running around?
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Should I just go for it?
>>531154785>sexy french umasI would go bankrupt
>>531154643Silly noise girl
could a world champion MMA fighter defeat the weakest uma?
>>531154940Time to Gamblecore
>>531153929i was just wondering the other day if there was a kugimiya voiced horse.
guess i got my answer.
>>531154785Nyes. They already have Longchamp and Santa Anita Park fully modeled ingame.
>>531154940Go for it or no balls
>>531154940stroking mcqueen's breasts?
>>531154932You should be at 45k carats towards the end of her banner. You only need to top up 15k
>>531154785We finally getting Broye?
>Still havent won ura finale with urara
>>531153931How I think it works: The yellow highlighted thing shows what is/can be increased up to A at the start. So if you have two things that give Front but no highlight its because you already have A rank in that stat and you are going to be RNGing the S rank during inspiration. Tho if you have 5* it should be pretty high chance unless the affinity is garbage. Though you might want to check the reference guide for more accurate info.
What SR Speed/Power/Stam do you have? I would probably go with 4/2 Speed/Stam or if you really want to try your luck 3-1-1 Speed/Pwr/Stam With the extra Stam card being either free Mejiro or any good Stam SR you have, and obviously the second build would be Vodka as Pwr, and SC as your borrow. I don't think you have enough here to fit in FM, but if you want you can try. 3-1-1 with FM and SC as borrow.
>>531154785Please I just want Treve. I love this little baguette
>>531154934they would have a guy in charge of sweeping the shit off the ground before the next umamusume is presented
>>531155102just make her front run...
>>531153915It is not my fault the umas are aggressively hand-holding me, kissing me, dating me, taking me to meet their parents, raping me, or making me do baby-play
>>531154970Uma musume are, at minimum, four times stronger than humans at their peak. Humanity can run at best ~28 mph. Umas can do 112mph on the regular. The way their body structure is more dense and has more muscle fibers (what tachyon says in the movie) theyโre more dangerous than bears. If you piss an Uma off, youโre just dead
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it's no problem Ogari, just keep requesting, I need the crown points
>>531155081They have Broye (real) for 2 years already.
Just watch them essentially toss out several free 10 pulls with the kitasan rate up to almost guarantee most people get it.
It would be funny.
>>531155081bro... Broye has been in the game for years as an NPC, now named Montjeu like the real horse
>>531155102>Ura finaleI'd kiss the ground at my feet if she won February stakes so I can get that fucking ticket
>>531155072Do they give out this many? i'm only at 31k. It might be worth rerolling if so...
SUSUMU FUJITA WILL BUY THE ENTIRE FOREVER FAMILY
AND MY GLORIOUS KING SHIN EMPEROR WILL CONQUER THE WORLD I'M SURE OF IT
>>531154927you need 30k to spark (aka 200 pulls which guarantees 1 copy) but you could easily get lucky with 10k. if you're at 10k now and a true newfag (aka haven't taken all the freebie gems from different sources yet) you can probably scrape together another 20k by the end of the event, since you have over 2 weeks to do that.
All umas should aspire to be like urara
she's just here to run, not bang her trainer
>>531155146I presume this is your dream job. I'm imagining those little yellow hats school children wear
>>531154970Why does she have a goatee?
>>531155191whos the delicious brown
>>531154090already made a brick account on the side
>>531155225yeah she's jewish, what of it
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AAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>531155356That's pretty evil
>>531155179they should too dangerous to be allowed to roam in our society, the thought of a tantrum having uma child as evidence by the retarded mood system going crazy and killing an entire family barehanded is horrifying.
>>531155360Rigantona, based on Dancing Brave, King Halo's dad
>>531154090>there are people that will WHALE because of fomo metai laugh
god i just want to roll for more gold SR cards i can't take it anymore holding since release is making me insane i need to take a load off simulating SR rolls now
>finally got my 9* spark
>didnโt finish the URA finale because I didnโt want to waste clocks
FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK
โฆ Iโll take it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0cdPPDmtTA
Get ready to blast this when October comes
I LOVE THE FRENCH!
VIVA LA FRANCE!
>>531155482I whale because I want the game to stay up as long as possible, I'll whale on that banner just to flex on anons (I played on JP and already know it's not really essential to get it)
>the daily pass is one (1) extra 10 pull a month
this is the stingiest mf gacha i have seen in my life
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>>531155473>its not a playable honseits ovre
>>531155548don't you just box yourself in and make front runners win on default?
how do ningen even women compete?
cute casual outfits
wish i was able to just look at the models in game
>>531155598That's a grown-ass uma woman. Why is she racing with teenagers?
>went on too many human dates for skill points
>my uma is too stupid to trigger her skills
whoops
>>531153224Anime Trainer has it easy
He doesn't have the constant threat of his trainees trying to bang him instead of training
How did things end up like this for me
benis lives surrounded by garbage since she's a lazy horse who doesn't clean her room so she smells
>>531155578>i pay to keep the game upi laugh and kneel
this nigga is just blogging
how do i unsubscribe?
>>531155538if anything that's better, lower rating = cheaper cost in monies to borrow. you don't need a 9 spark to also be good for PvP
>>531155586do you not understand that paid gems are worth triple normal gems because you get a daily pull for 50 paid gems on each banner? even without that, the game is actually worth playing so they don't need to beg players to spend, they will spend to support the game naturally
>>531155709A g1 race is a g1 race. Get fucked if your teenage ass canโt beat an adult
>>531155693>rudolf dresses like a grandmawhy
>>531155482but of course every time
>>531155762>do you not understand that paid gems are worth triple normal gems because you get a daily pull for 50 paid gems on each banner?the daily pass gives "free" gems
>>531155640not either of them but I think the point is to have them be on the pvp team but not the ace runner
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Tamamo cross beating the shit out of my Oguri Cap at Arima Kinen.
>>531155120>PowerHoshi, Digital (lb1), Biwa, Biko (and Bourbon, but she's the trainee, so yeah)
>StamTop Cun (lb1), Cafe
>SpeFlash (lb1), Taishin (lb1), King
As for parents, I was thinking of using two that would give me b/a/a/a for distances instead of the chance for s style, since I can at least guarantee that at least those will be buffed at the start, right?
>>531155664by teaming up with a horse?
i dunno...
>>531155721Cleaning up after horses is ningen's job.
>>531155664They wear Uma ears and tail butt plug
>>531155712>still got 3rd so couldnt alarm clock to try againdamn... rudolf skill on daiwa is rough if she cant trigger it
>>531155782Don't worry I'm sure you will get a Hot Springs ticket
>>531155758close yo eyes nigga
>>531155664>uma events - uuuu trainer I have a migraine I can't do anything today uuuuu MOOD DOWN WIT DOWN NEW CONDITION: SLACKER>ningen events - hahah what an amazing date toreina-kun... I... I think I'm in love... MOOD UP ENERGY +30 NEW CONDITION: PRACTICE PERFECT
>give up run and restart with the same setup
>get first in the maiden race, just like last time
>got about 200 less fans for it, forcing me to run another minor race to be eligible for g1s
What happened?
>>531155693You can eventually do it for your homescreen and trainer data. We're almost done implementing all of them in JP. It's been 3 years since they started in 1.5 anniversary.
>>531155782>get to look at her bare feet>madokay I guess you are gay or something
>>531149378Nice Nature
Daiwa Scarlet
Mejiro McQueen
>>531155782Too bad
I would have not taken that chance
>>531155556>>531155598Need a Marengo, Napoleonโs inspired uma now.
>>531155830a giant traffic pileup will still negatively affect your own teams late surger and end closer
>>531155782At least you're not running rice shower
>>531155840Sorry, Hishi instead of Hoshi
Is there even a hoshi?
>>531155715That's because he already belongs to Suzuka and shes the alpha female of the team.
>>531155693you can unlock their casual outfits after reaching 11 bond level in a few years, maybe less if they add it sooner
>>531155782now you can give her cpr n massage her leg
Sell me on Teio
Reading the threads she just looks like the abusebait character
>>531155709Sir, Symboli's eggs are just as dry as hers
>>531156000They'll probably hasten the speed of it. Also when did /vg/ allow digits?
>>531155965That's just Montjeu
>>531155937Sweet, am i able to look at all their outfits or just the tracen uniform and the unique racing gear?
I wanna look at the umas in their non G1 race outfits too...
>>531156012She's a very determined and dedicated trainee
Will break her very bones to get your victory
>>531156012>abusebait characteryou say it like that isnt enough
>>531156087>npccome on man
>>531151342kitasan black himself was only sold for 3.5m yen.. so 350 at the bottom left.. now look at how much his sperms are worth..
>>531156000well apparently the unique titles for characters was also a 1st anni addition for jp but it's already in on global, so minor cosmetic things like that might be accelerated
Ningen women need your sperm.
>hot spring ticket with el condor pasa
>fail
If anyone wants to borrow the ID is: 514634378548
2x 3* stamina
1x 3* speed
>>531155762I didnโt realize the cost was lower but the cost to borrow isnโt very high to begin with. Does borrowing really add up?
>>531156219are you saying that I should masturbate horses?
>>531155693Check out Rudolf casual outfits
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It's finally over!
>>531152002I don't use the clock whenever Happy Meek wins. If it's someone else though, it's free game. Hell most of the time when my trainee loses Happy Meek also loses
>>531156245>no human earDoubt
I am doubting every woman who doesn't show their ear
I doubt Tazuna, I doubt the director
>>531156330>dirt sparks are only 2*you didn't finish the game
>>531156245>Announcing reports
What if German hors invades French G1 just for fun haha
>>531156330>dirt sparksID onegai
>>531156012Small energetic uma that is a bit of an attentionwhore and will get very upset if you pay any attention to any girl that isnt her
Also idolizes rudolf
She likes to hang out with you at the amusement park
>>531155461horses are peaceful animals except during mating season
How much of a difference do meta umas actually make in this game? Like I see people saying the next thing to save for is Christmas Oguri after Kitasan Black, but is it really necessary? Does a strong one just automatically beat all the other umas consistently, or with enough effort in training is it still anyone's race?
does Rudolf wear a Christmas tree costume at some point or is it just some fancomic only meme?
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>>531156012SHE DOES THE STEP
AND I CLAP
Any real horse fans? Which one would be the strongest racehorse turned into uma in-universe? I'm talking about every race horse ever in history
>>531155556>VHS-2>FranceIf only.
>>531156012Watch the anime.
>>531156505Hidalgo diffs all these chumps
>>531156479yes, there is an uma tier list. they end up having dragonball type skills later
>>531156479Cards are the most important thing, which then help you improve all characters including the best ones
>>531156123Uniforms (summer & winter)
Casuals (after bond 11)
All concert outfits
Default wear
Unique racewears (Vanilla and seasonal alts, whichever you have)
Or use umaviewer if youโre not gonna hard grind bond points.
>>531155969not if your ace is a front runner
>>531156278>I didnโt realize the cost was lower but the cost to borrow isnโt very high to begin with. Does borrowing really add up?3x a day adds up yeah. if you're running low and have to skip buying clocks for 2k each because you're spending an extra 2k a day on borrowing or something, it's gonna suck. it matters more in the future when people shit out SS and higher stuff instead of like B stuff.
anons, who should I put as my shared horse? I want to help my frens as much as I can until I get something better
>>531156479Strong umas and strong support cards make a big difference, but the difference is only big if the trainer really know what they're doing, especially in Christmas Oguri's case. A good trainer with SR decks can still beat whales who think throwing money at meta cards and umas will solve their problem.
>>531156562dumb hors and smelly cat
>>531156479they're not THAT necessary unless you want to go mega tryhard for CM. SMaru and VBourbon are really good for normal play but XOguri is exclusively a PVP uma.
>>531156505Kincsem from Austro-Hungary. Bitch went 54 for 54 UNDEFEATED. She'd fuck around at the start of the race eating grass, before getting into gear and zooming past everyone to get first.
>3 triple tachyon wit rainbows
she heard me complaining that my cow was too stupid
Recommend me a wife from this game.
>>531155840Hishi Amazon is a pretty good Power card, Cafe is pretty good for Stam, Top gun is alright. Flash is good too, so if those cards have skills you want for front runner, long, or whatever you want to use her for (distance mostly) then prioritize those. You can do that if you want with the parents it should make the career easier.
>>531156479meta umas are a tiny difference because the balance is overall good. some of them get OP skills but you can inherit slightly-nerfed versions of them from borrowed umas to use on anyone. the only place it really matters is ultra sweaty pvp where getting those 1% improvements actually matters.
>>531154206your goal is 1100 speed or speed guts stamina all 600 . that will give you the best odds.
you can't get a 3* in a stat if it isn't at least 600
How do they keep fucking up the banners? I'm no coder but this doesn't seem like a hard thing to not fuck up since the game was already made 4 years ago and you just need to import it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO DO FACTOR INHERITANCE WITH ALMOND EYE
>go to tracen
>it's all women
>even the other trainers are women
What are we even doing here
>>531156774Trying to accelerate 4 years of japanese coding folded over a trillion time.
>>531156797fucking them anon
fucking them
>>531156505Eclipse without a doubt, the school motto is a quote about him and his bloodline flows through the majority of the cast.
>Kitasan Black is not good 0LB and you do not need it
>You can just borrow it max LB from a whale
>However, you should still spend everything you have on the banner and the rerun
If i get another fucking late start I'm gonna kill myself
>>531156593>umaviewerwhat
>>531156681Lots of deadheats, and there's the general difficulty of verifying records from that era though.
It has to be the horse who won by 31 lengths, against ANOTHER genetic freak who would've easily taken the triple crown if he hadn't had the simple misfortune of being born in the exact same generation.
What was so special about the global release that it propelled it into normalfags minds compared to other gachas?
Before global the most uma mention i'd see in the wild was the rare anime reference.
>>531156712Thanks!
Putting all this in a doc so I don't forget, then going to bed.
>>531156871The aim is to also get some good SR copies too.
What else are you going to save a spark for? An uma banner so that you can still get hardstuck at B+ because your supports are shit?
>>531156797>only maleYou exist to fix all of their fuckups
>>531156606I see thatโs interesting to know. Thanks anon
>>531156715thanks
>>531156939Good luck and good night.
Link to the gacha simulator for black kitasan banner?
>#1 fav
>A pace
>come last in debut race
rudolf...
>>531156505Secretariat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_27cCW5bw
>>531156875>no focus skillCouldnโt be me
>>531156903Of course I forgot pic.
>>531156923Roguelite element of gambling your stats
>umm gambling(gacha) bad>LETS GO GAMBLING(roguelite)Fucking hypocrites
My training style is unique.... I'm what some what call... an Architect
>>531156923was literally all NL
he started playing it and calling it peak
NL is not just any eceleb but he's an eceleb among streamers
as in he's your streamer's favorite streamer
therefore if he says it's good then the actual big streamers like ludwig and asmongold started streaming it which exploded the reach outside of just the usual target audience
https://youtu.be/kaX4H15IQAM
>>531156878Oh yeah I dunno if umaviewer can be used outside DMM. But it rips in-game assets out so you can view them without having to roll.
So yeah, hard grind bond points and roll for alts.
>>531156923Westerners love horses?
I dunno.
>>531156923immersive gameplay and characters in a world were all the popular gacha are button maching trash with no depth
>>531156923Believe it or not, the English language. The systems are already so complex for us with future sight and a 200page documents and we still have players asking about sparks, inheritance, Stam reqs and skills. I can't imagine how EOPs played JP on launch.
>>531156505Eclipse first,
the rest nowhere.
>>531156923Streamerbait, meme-able girls, japanese enough to look quirky but not weird enough to repel the normies. Also addicting gameplay. Gachas also don't get talked about by normies as the scum of the industry that it is like it use to 5+ years ago so a lot of people are unaware or not accustomed to the predatory tactics.
McQueen, I know it's fun but the constant stamina training with Mayano is going to kill this Ojisan
>>531156505Secretariat no diffs all these frauds
>>531156871>Anon is too stupid to understand why you should be rollingngmi.
>hot springs ticket on air groove run
PLKEASE I NEED THIS
super TANUKI MEGA pack(from 2023 to today):https://mega.nz/folder/P1MRzSQB#P6lAEsG4-1yQDiL8sGwr0w
I wanna take McQueen to a baseball game
>>531156923Norhterlion streamed it to 25K people several times in a row and then his youtube audience watched the hell out of the videos too. That got the attention of other streamers so they all played it. Lewdwig did a whole ass tournament where like 18(?) streamers played against each other in a 4 hour event, the vtubers are playing it, everyone is playing it. that's massive free advertising and it all started with Norhterlion playing it after a few of his smaller streamer friends suggested it to him.
>on pace chaser
>start off at 1st
>never trigger any skills
>finish first
...hah?
>>531157063>>531156878it works, you just have to change the region in settings
>>531156774intern-kun can't japanese and time zones confused him
saw the date, but didn't adjust for being on the other side of the globe
>>531156903>54 wins>Lots of deadheatsSounds like a lateGOD
>>531156797yeah where tf are male umas
>>531157183Id rather Seabiscuit
>>531156923>Horsey anime is extremely popular>There's an actual shred of a gameplay loop instead of being a glorified VN with 3d chibi models or a breath of the wild clone.>american streamers swarmed this game like flies for some unknown reason>Blue archive shat the bed with their release so it gave musume a huge edge.
>>531157063do you need a VPN to download the DMM version?
look at that stamina, she's gonna murder them
>>531157185>anon will not be able to keep up anyway thank for keeping the servers up whales
Is there any point on tryharding your umas right now as you'll have to remake all your horses after kitasan anyway
>NANI, WHATA DO YOU MEANU THERE AREU RIKE EIGHTO TIMEZONES IN ZA U ESSU AY
what'd they break this time?
>>531157043source you dumb bitch
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>>531157390>>american streamers swarmed this game like flies for some unknown reasonsay his name
>>531156774I've learned that a lot of studios don't keep the data for games after it's implemented and done with so it's possible they only have fractions of the code to work
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>>531156871Thinking for yourself and around maximizing account capability for the future is important for this game, if you're having this big of an issue early on it's not a good sign.
>>531157390>american streamers swarmed this game like flies for some unknown reasonthey swarm at everything
>531157045
Trying to evade a handful of anons filters is pathetic behavior
>>531157425Where is the "I closed the door. My horse disagreed."
>>531157428You need to start with your grandparents first
>>531157390 what happened with BA?
>>531157108ESL who play JP since day 1 here. I just wing it.
>>531157393Yes. But according to
>>531157289 you can do it with the steam version.
curren is the real conniving bitch isnt she?
>>531157334Mejiro Ryan is right there
>>531156923normalfags love the roguelite loop gameplay
weebs discover and get obsessed with some character like goldship
>>531157553someone here has the talent I don't
>>531157585wtf give me monies
>>531157045It was already picking up momentum before NL if you look at the steam charts timeline.
>>5311576141st part is family name, bro. There's more than 1.
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>>531154785>le hon hon honse
I'm tired of explaining why you should roll on Kitasan's banner so whatever, you do you sis.
practice poor isnt worth wasting turns on infirm, right?
2% is like nothing
>>531157585thats a pretty honse
whats her name?
>>531157551The simp will pack it up and leave once his e-daddy jumps ship to Slay the Spire 2 soon enough, just ignore.
>>531157614Curren Chan sexually harassed me at an onsen
>>531157585After playing KanColle for so many years I didn't want to go through all that again. Plus this game has actual story elements in there and being a dekinai would detract from that.
Anyone else not rolled for Umas at all yet?
>>531157045Iโm sure having big name streamers on it helped but it doesnโt explain the huge launch before it caught on with them + the very good player retention
>>531157731That's your Bro you're talking about.
>>531157771Only for support cards and I used the tickets only
>>531157682curren...chan?
i closed it so it wiped the log, i think that confused me
>>531157614Saw the NTR movie last night and now I want to roll for Curren Chan, but I want to save for Narita Brian....
>>5311577292% can be pretty decent if you're the kind of player who's always taking risk with training, if you play safe and only train with 90%+ of success is mostly useless.
>>531157712what are the odds that every single friend is gonna have it in support?
>>531157228Is there a torrent? That thing is huge.
>>531157729Debuffs usually spam mood down every other turn too, so you can't ignore it forever.
>>531157561steam release got delayed for a week after retards flooded the steam forum with uooohhh posting
>>531149984super TANUKI MEGA pack(from 2023 to today):
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do i have to start carrer and spam recreation for this mission?
>was putting off training my 3rd set of horses for pvp
>it resets earlier than the daily reset
Can you even train 5 umas in 3 hours?
>>531157390>>531156923there's no good games they're desperate for the next big thing all the time
>>531153306>HAHA TOP CUN CORRECTION>HAHARURARAMe
>>531157742e-daddy is already talking about his plans for how he'll handle his account a year from now, he's not leaving anytime soon. when STS2 comes it'll be 2 hours of horse game then 2 hours of STS2 daily.
>>531157769I remember just clicking buttons until learning in Kancolle, and reading the wiki a lot, but after some time we had whole launchers that machine translated everything, browser plugins that did the same as well and that was 10 years ago.
I'm sure in the age of AI there was a way to auto translate uma before global as well, probably was a pain though.
>>531157108I mean there was decent resources in the pastebin.
Grand live is where it started being more a chore with needing proper guides. Mecha uma was pretty rough but I had to have the google doc opened constantly checking what skills to take during sparkle fest.
I'm glad this island shit is a nice break from all that and pretty braindead in terms of new mechanics.
>>531157807The franchise always had a cult following since the JP days
Season 2 is hailed as one of the best sports anime of the 2020s and got a lot of EOPs into trying the game when it launched in JP
The game got on a lot of gacha player radars when it was streaking 1st for months straight during the launch year and keking DBspics out of their gibs
The movie also got a lot of secondaries into the series
I think 20k-30k players on Steam was the expected outcome for launch week. What was unexpected was the continual rise up to the point where the game's now peaking 50k. Accounting for mobile players this game is easily hitting over 150k players.
>>531157712maybe because your explanation is poor and the actual reasons to roll for it aren't compelling to begin with
Does the strategy rank even matter?
>>531153306I laugh at all of these
>>531157121>Gachas also don't get talked about by normies as the scum of the industry that it is like it use to 5+ yearsFunny how they did a total 180 on gachas once Genshin came out
tbf alot of early gachas had practically zero gameplay and were just static images+number le go up
>>531158245>once Genshin came outbut of course they all saw money being printed so many of them got thrown money in bags
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is this intentionally unwinnable (for now) or does something happen if you manage to win?
>>531153306Add HAHA SUPER GOOGOO BABIES to the list next time it gets posted.
>>531158069i can imagine mobile being even higher
this game is perfect for phones
has portrait mode, doesn't kill your battery or burns your hand
>>531158534Yeah. Bourbon deletes herself from the game out of shame if you win. Do not do it.
>>531158534you can win but nothing happens except you can save the screenshot to show you are a god toreina-san
>Urara in 6th
>camera change
>Urara in 1st
Uwawawa!
>>531157904it only shows up starting in classic year, but yes
im going to check out everyone's bloomers now
>other's careers are set on specific goals
>half of urara's is just gaining fans which equates to balling it in races regardless of stat
HAHAHAHAHA
WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS
THIS IS FUNNY
>>531159441because her record was 0-113 at retirement but the people adored her
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