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>Game News
Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)

Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
Tachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kmCbUtdQap3YtXnnGRrdk-_Di3pXaATnJBrPACPQcAc/edit?usp=sharing

>EN Schedule
Current Rate Up: Biwa Hayahide (3*), Mejiro Palmer (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Card Score Spreadsheet & Support Evaluation Doc)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
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Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

hors

horse

mcqueen anal rape correction

Kitasan's good, sure, but if you're trying to max your Carat ROI and not chase every shiny card, just chill and stack. This ain’t the endgame. Build up stats, scoop tier‑S support later. Save now, pull smart later.

honse

For Trainer-chan's eyes only

Just like back in America!

did cygames also sponsor biden and covid?

WHAT ARE SOME YANDERE UMAS

TEIO HATE
TEIO RAPE

I love Haru Urara!

Sleepy Joe Binden is in our circle btw

>>531147191
I want to roll and it's the only thing worth rolling right now

>>531147207
I wonder if it is actually innocence or if she knows exactly what she's doing

>>531141654
>/uma/dachi has Free entry
How will you prevent the entrance of random pubs? If it's public, that defeats the purpose of it being an /uma/ club.

>>531147207
I'm still mad that fags and feminists got it changed.

weird how the schizo never posts anti suzuka art, only teio... I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THESE POSTS

You had some convincing arguments. Teio acquired.

Umas for this feel?
https://files.catbox.moe/dcsux0.mp4

>>531147403
No one hates Suzuka. Just feel sorry for her.

>>531147296
Tazuna

>>531147318
I activate called by the grave
Response?

Teio!

>>531147296
Helping this minx win a G1 was a mistake...>>531147445

People are spending money on Kitasan Black RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgp4f2QujEY

B

can you guys stop liking manhattan cafe? I really like her but I'm a terminal contrarian and seeing other people like her makes me mad

>>531147394
I will never understand how this demon core thing became such common knowledge
it's everywhere

>>531147583
I don’t like her

>>531147065 (OP)
I dont the OP's relation to Uma, but I know in 3 days its going to be Joever

>>531147549
Goddamn pedophiles, they make me sick.

When people are using Air Groove in short race PVP are they running her as pace chaser?

>>531147505
that horse wants to kill a bitch and leave

>>531147583
I picked up JP for her 3 years ago, she's among the most popular uma musumes around here.

>>531147583
reddit cafe

which horse is this?

So how come Gold Ship never got her own Anime?

I'm sorry if you like this character but Tachyon is annoying and cringy

She's the only uma I own that I really don't like at all

>>531147680
You want her to fill whatever you don't have since using hors in same spot means less poi

When was the last time you guys made this face?

>>531147501
Why is this horse art always so horny?

>>531147724
that's quite literally the most common epithet after finals winner redditcapbro

And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion. - Leviticus 18:23

>>531147770
not everyone needs their own anime
>yes they do
no they dont shut the FUCK UP

>>531147819
That's just the Satonos. They take human trainers to Epsatono Island

>>531147761
Super Creek

>>531147819
She wants to give you a personal reward for your help breaking the Satono family's G1 jinx, trainer-san
You can't refuse

>>531147783
Whatever you say jungle pocketkek

>>531147770
shes ugly and rude and probably smelly

>>531147549
>when someone posts Top Cun, Rice Shower, or Nishino Flower

>>531147806
This morning trying to get Bourbon her Triple Crown

>>531147806
i duno but i ddin't realize until like 2 days ago that the trainer's sideburns are shaped like a T

>>531147761
Why are the wings on her head?

I hate horses

Hey guys we are recruiting
Join:

CUMA

we are currently 28/30

Heard it’s a fact that grey horses are the most based

>>531147826
Is that so?

>>531147896
Is there a deck building tool online anywhere? the in game filters arent that good

>that scene in the movie where you hear the thoughts of every single Uma during the final race
>"I will win!" "I will win!" "Not yet!" "I will win!"
Holy shit that got me emotional.

>>531147896
shut your gay ass boy molesting mouth catholic
>>531148016
ohhhhhhhh whos a cute edgelord? YOU ARE!

>>531148046
go back with your unfunny shit

>another failed ura attempt

I'm so dogshit at this

>>531147806
when i was training an uma that failed training and got all stats -10 before her debut race

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt

>>531148019
I want to join but I'm on cooldown for another 21 hours

I just wish I had a real wife....

>>531148097
sometimes it's just rng
Maybe some more power would help?

>>531147896
>Leviticus
Cool, don't remember entering that Covenant, on account of not being an Israelite.

should i pick the first or second choice before doing a race

>>531148078
in real life it's more like "why the fuck are we running i wish i was home eating ryegrass"

i lost an URA for the first time in days. 3 late starts in a row during the finals...

>>531148165
What does power do anyway? I just pump Speed, Stamina, Wit for my pacer

Marvelous what?

>some anons report not being able to find /Uma/ Club
>many have found it just fine

might have to make an alt to see if there’s really a problem or if some anons just cant type, anyway there are still 2 spots


>> 531146585
you got invited the first time you posted anon, check you notices

I'm the only person requesting shoes in my club.....

>>531148078
>still posting that gif
get with the times grandpa

>>531148097
I cant remember the last time I've won one all the way, which sucks the game rewards happy endings

>>531148019
no im intimidated by trainers with large amounts of fans

>>531148256
This is the type of nigger bitching about how end/late/pace is shit btw.

>>531148256
it gives you power

why are they allowed to have bloomers but not regular swimsuits

>>531148201
im retarded i meant AFTER

>Cygames won't let me be baited by the scout banner
Do they hate money or something?

>>531148263
marvelous funbags

>>531148263
Standing paizuri

>>531148204
It's a metaphysical representation of the effort of everyone and their wish to win: the stable, the jockey, the trainer, the gamblers, the fans. It's not literally just the horse.

Man why the fuck are we running I wish I was home eating ryegrass...

>>531148337
I think the second choice has odds of either taking very little energy or a lot more, and top is more consistent with energy expenditure

>>531148256
You know how some of your horses prefer to hang out in the back and then boost all the way forwards near the end of a race? They need power to do that.

>>531148275
the one I was in had a bunch of fuckers donating but never requesting

>>531147806
every single time i train rudolf

>>531148096
Nyo, but I am glad at least somone always pays attention to an Oguri post. Why are you so assblasted about her anyway, burgerbro?

>>531148337
I don't think it matters?

>>531148256
Acceleration. If you have a strong power spark then training just speed should hold you over. Maybe get a skill for insurance.

Where can I find friends with some specific good cards?

>>531148335
Because they are in school they use sukumizu bro, regular swimsuits are their summer alts

>>531148467
you cant. all the whales lists are full

:(

>>531148276
Do you have mp4s of some of the more insane scenes from the movie?

comfy story desu even if the spark I got was shit

>>531148530
stupid donkey

Is there a specific method to farming 3* sparks? I have two 8* spark umas, but I can't get a single one of their offspring to have anything more than a 1* spark at the end of their career.

>>531147583
Sorry bro, I need to borrow Manhattan real quick. I think if we put her in a centrifuge for an hour her friend will materialise.

>>531148536
no. i only made the one above because people kept posting fucking gifs

>>531147583
I'm a newfag, know next to nothing about her, still my favorite uma by far.

Big monies.

>early umas are redesigned to look more dignified
>somehow Winning Ticket new design looks more slutty than her old design

I busted a fat load to Mayano in her school swimsuit during summer camp

>>531148530
;_;
it's okay winning ticket, he's in the big chalkbox in the sky now ;_;

>>531147770
She has an entire vt*ber channel

>>531148019
I'm willing to join with a friend of mine
(We dissolved our club yesterday after a bunch of fags in the extended friendgroup formed from other /vg/ games flaked)
Names are Cactus and Teebs

>>531147413
based

>>531147731
you can't call everything reddit

>>531148658
>more dignified
>aka tack more random shit onto them

>>531147806
Just an hour ago with McQueen. I guess I need to look up some "breakpoints" or whatever for specific races

Cinderella Gray peaked in Tama's arc, other Rivals after Tama were not as good as her

>>531148707
for me it's sweep tosho

reddit >>531148748

i dont think rudolf wears panties
or theu're flesh colored

>>531148707
Do japs vote on who gets wedding skin?

>>531147806
when my golshi jobbed yet another ura final. I hate her

>>531148568
get as many stats to 600 as you can.

Where's the best place to watch (particularly jp) horse racing? This game has turned me into a horse racist.

Excuse me golshi??? What the fuck was that???

"No. 1 Fav" my fucking ass

>>531148869
whos the karen

Do we get gibs for scout maintenance?

If you're a pace chaser, does this affect you too?

>>531148876
boxed lul

>woke up with a new deck idea
Chat im cooked

Was having sex with Teio but her leg broke mid stroke

>>531148868
Major races will get linked when they're live.
Otherwise, the JRA uploads everything on Youtube.

>>531148707
>flower
>topgun
>curren
>tosho
why are half the bride alts children

when do we get unlimited tp and clocks? i want to actually play the game?

>>531148869
PRESS X TO PUNCH BOULDER

>>531148665
pedo

Is there a good time to jump clubs or should I just do it ASAP if I plan to

in pvp, do MY debuffs affect my team too?

oh no...

>>531148990
they are more fertile

>>531148953
no, literally just tested it
it's kinda of good
dont listen to JPfags, they froth through their mouths at anything threatening their numberfag meta

>>531148990
>curren
>child

>>531148869
How can ningen women even compete?

>>531148953
>skills says it affects pace chasers
>"Uhhhhhh I donno guys does this affect me, a pace chasers?"

>>531148836
ya, each yen counts as a vote.

>>531148592
Does that mean that if I start posting dogshit gifs like pic related, you'll do the work for me?

She's so American. I am very quickly falling for her and getting a craving for BBQ.

>>531149075
They cant

>>531149136
>does that mean
no.

>>531149151
Giant Taiki...

>it's another 1* Wit spark episode

I hate reruns.

>>531149018
What's with the random compliment?

Where are the mods that make all stallions wear bloomers?

>>531148990
Loligawd's game

>>531148525
Fuck

>>531147065 (OP)
>Cursed and fucked run with King Halo
>Going to give up because there's no way I'm winning this
>Gets hot spring ticket
Wish me luck gentlemen.

>it's another pedo think they're welcome in the community episode
Sigh... Northernlion will deal with y'all.

Alright so max 1200 is the ideal stam for long races. I know the later racing strats have a less burdensome stam requirement compared to the front runners though. How many of those 1200 stat points can afford to shift elsewhere if I'm running a long late surger?

>>531148707
>Top Cun
Rolling
>Nishino
Rolling
>Tosho
Rolling
>Amazon
Rolling
Damn there's a lot to look forward to.

>>531149234
Hot springs will motivate your halo. You got this.

>its another baiting libtard false flagging
yikes...ack

alright uma, from the ones available what's your
>favorite 1*
>favorite 2*
>favorite 3*

>>531148445
I think some people just don't know how it works. I sent a message reminding my club to spam requests and they started doing it.

>>531149072
>>531149089
Hmmm

>its another cock gargling on veegee episode
not again... oh well

*unzips dick*

my vodka jobbed twice with spring ticket and hasn't won ura once. Once she specifically decided to get night owl right before ura after the final goal too

>>531149293
Go back

Did you know Grass Wonder's attachment towards Spe is a reference when irl Grass Wonder popped a boner when he sees Special Week (both are stallions) which made Grass a canonically gay Uma

>>531149234
never give up

>>531148990
They know what their audience wants

I LOVE LITTLE FILLIES!!!!!!!

>>531149378
Bourbon
Tachyon
Suzuka

>cut the number of cigarette packs I smoke a week to 2 from 4
>Cut the cans of beer I drink a day to once in 2 days
>Half my son's daily allowance to $0.50
Yup I'm ready for her

>>531149293
>/bag/ falseflagging
why bro

>>531149221
you can refresh the recommended friends list a few times and see what pops up, but it seems like the pool doesnt change for a few hours. so just check it once per day or so. the best way was to check pvp leaderboard or top guilds but anybody whaling is already full in those

I love big american titties

>>531148445
I hate that you can only donate 10 times a day, cause I worry others might think I'm ignoring their requests
Almost hate it as much as fuckers that donate a single goddamn shoe. Really wish daichou would address that.

>>531149089
Turns out it doesn't. Joke's on you

>>531148869
trainers must be made of steel n gentildona can still crush your nuts

>>531149445
Petting and feeding them, right?

does resting with low energy increase your chance of a bad rest?

>>531147218
What is thus creature

>>531148953
Debuff skills never affect you or your own teammates. I don't know where this myth started but it's just completely untrue. Literally go and test it for yourself if you don't believe me, it takes like 10 minutes to set up.

>>531149498
I love big american asses.

>tachyon card
>she experiments on my uma against her will
what did i expect...

>>531149305
Higher stamina helps no matter what. The higher your stamina, the earlier the later positions will start their final spurt

>>531149378
haru urara
EL CONDOR PASA
taiki shuttle

>>531149305
It depends entirely on the course you're building for.
The stamina requirement varies based on the distance and course topography.
3000m at Hanshin isn't the same as 3000m at Kyoto.

>>531149556
A Buddha

>>531148271
>>531146585

>>531149556
my emperor

>>531149070
>more guts than power
Of course she loses lol lmao

>>531148869
SEKIHA
TENKYOUKEN

>>531149556
Don't worry about it.

>>531149378
Haru
Daiwa
McQueen

>>531149572
might be confusion with the negative purple skills
>>531149650
i love her feet/shoes

>>531147770
well ya see, back in the day the only umas they had that ran with golshi were flash and jordan, so they decided to make her a complete black box shitpost instead
this meant that they could never elaborate on her (it's implied that she isn't even a student, for example)
of course, this meant that her role in season 3 was completely unearned

>>531149070
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

its so fucking over

>>531149378
So far its
>Nice Nature
>Top Kek
>TMO

>>531149378
Tachyon
Mayano
Teio

>>531149378
bakushin
gold ship
mcqueen

>>531149582
>The higher your stamina, the earlier the later positions will start their final spurt
This I did not know. I need to turn Mayano into a late surger then with that natural stam growth.

>>531149727
>Fine motion event procs next turn
You did reroll for her right

>>531148271
what rank is your club?

erm bros why do JPbros have their own thread?

>>531149378
natie
gorushi
biwa

I’m gonna cum to Nice Nature

>>531149218
sniff sniff sniff

If you reroll when the new banner starts, and then start playing when you get two cards, can you get enough carats from the story and other achievements to roll 200 times total before the banner ends?

>>531149378
Tachyon
Air Groove
Biwa

I have no idea what I'm doing since I don't read
but the stats feel like speed>power>stamina>wits
>guts
I have no idea what guts does

>>531149727
>mood up
>mood down
>mood down
>race starts
The fucking rng in this game is insane
Earlier run today my fucking uma got night owl before the goddamn debut, and kept getting deprived sleeps even after curing it.

>>531149196
Hmmm...

>>531149845
why not

>>531149867
Get in line, buddy

>>531149378
>Tokai TeioOoO
>Tachyon
>Nice nature

What’s by main goal as a new player? Rerun story and pray for a 3* to a good stat? Keep cross breeding Umas and try win the finale on all?

When will I have an Uma that can stand a chance of winning the legends event races?

>>531149813
where can I find a collection of these particular uma images? I keep seeing them everywhere

>>531149867
>>531149942
both you faggots get in line

is the kiryuin special event worth focusing her
new years comes quick

>>531149378
Rice Shower
Mayano Top Gun
Grass Wonder

>>5311498450
I hope we merge again, once the hype dies down..

>>531149378
winning ticket
el condor pasa
tm opera o

>>531149824
For some reason the game starts her as front which means her ult never activates unless you late start.

>>531149378
KINGU HALO
EL CONDOR PASAAAAA
TAIKI SHUTTLE

>>531149378
Taiki
Winning Ticket
Ryan secret cute

>>531149070
Waiting for an australian uma then having her faiil that

>>531148707
>no embarrassed nature bride

which Uma run in the New Mission bros?
I only own the starting 5 + Maruzensky

>>531150006
same...

>banners under maint
ya I think I'm gonna need 3 ssr selector tickets for this.

>>531149983
>When will I have an Uma that can stand a chance of winning the legends event races?
As long as you're not completely stamina fucked for that distance, any one capable of actually clearing the URA should have a chance.

>>531149983
The number one goal starting out is to find people who already have good sparks and cards and leech off them until it translates into your own success and then you can become more independent

Anyone else unlucky enough to have their random 3* ticket give them the same exact one they chose with the selector ticket?

Fuck I'm so mad

>>531149378
Kitasan Black
Vivlos
Golshi

>>531149378
Suzuka
Spe
Teio

>>531150120
>Used the handpick ticket before the random ones
Did you learn your lesson?

>>531149378
Some recent fanart has been quite convincing.

>>531149378
Nature
Suzuka
Teio

I checked the JP list on gametora. It must be incomplete since there is no way there are that few total uma after 4? years

>>531150006
there's more sovl in these threads than there ever was in the JP threads, God forbid this ever happens

>feature under maintenance
THEYRE RIGGING IT
WE'RE ALL GETTING MLB KITASAN
im gonna need some jims to compensate

>>531149842
unranked, should be ranked the 1st at whatever 900mil give or take puts us

>>531149991
Why is she a cheerleader

>>531150179
I didn't even know the random ticket existed until I'd already used the other one

>>531150256
why arent you

>>531149378
>Haru
>Mayano Top Cun
>Teio
Yes, I like them small

>>531149983
1, get a 3*
2, get a 9*
2.5, make a good legend slayer
3, get two 9*

you only get 3 friend breeds a day so make em count.
You get infinite card borrows. meta atm, is Maxed Fine Motion.
By borrowing a 9* you will get like 150 free stats over the course of a career
once you get your own 9* you'll get like 300

once you are no longer limited to 3 great runs you can unleash your power and make whatever you want

>>531149378
Tachyon
daiwa
rudolf

>>531150006
why? it has no benefit. it just means both sides annoy each other and people constantly have to reply to "qrd on the current event" with "which game are you playing because for some retarded reason 2 separate games share a general"

>>531150278
Sexy Nature

>>531150360
I want her milk

>>531150278
did she cut her hair or are they stick ons

>>531150094
I’ve only Bakushin’d the UMA so far and Vodka crashed out in prelims.
>>531150114
Where best to find people to leech from? I imagine most people have a full friends list especially if they have good Umas?

I want to join a new guild, but the 24 hour debuff SUCKS

>>531149378
>favorite 1*
Haru Urara
>favorite 2*
Air Groove
>favorite 3*
Maruzensky (Sakura Chiyono O in the future)

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1944616390687940700
apologems?

>>531150292
>3 borrows a day
>3.6% to get a 3* sps
That's about 1 every 10 days to get your first 3* and then another 10 for your next 9*.

Which Uma has the most Jojo references? Please don't say Gold Ship

>>531147806
Nice Nature jobbing on the finales with a Hot Spring ticket on the line

>>531149991
Genuinely thought this was a male uma for a split second

>>531150464
I need 4k jims to spark
get to it Mr cyge

/northernlion/i;

>>531150469
prying her thighs back open

Scarlett?

>>531150464
50 karots

>>531150497
Goldshi

>>531150527
#iPhone filter
/^(\w{8}-\w{4}-\w{4}-\w{4}-\w{12}|I
MG_\d{8}_\d{6}|Screenshot (from )?\d{4}-\d{2}-\d{2} \d{2}.\d{2}.\d{2})/
#general phone filter
/IMG_.*/
/imagen_.*/
/(?<=0|1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9)m(\.jpg|\.png|\.jpeg)$/mi

>>531150429
people post their codes here sometimes
you could also try discord

Kitasan Black will break the server at this rate...

>>531148665
Hot

>>531150464
500 friendship points

>>531149378
Opera
Oguri
Creek

How do I get good at the game?
I rerolled until I had a handful of SSR cards, but there are too many summers where I'm not getting rainbow trainings, even when the supports' bars are in the orange.
I've never been able to get an umas stats into the SS tiers outside of Bakushin.

>>531149317
>>531149437
SHE FUCKING DID IT BOYS!!!! SHE SURGED FROM 11TH TO 1ST IN THE LAST SPURT!

>>531150278
Why is she embarrassed

>>531150453
If you’re on the fence it’s best to do it now so you have enough time to get in to another before the 14-day limit. Post your id if you do and I’ll send you an invite if you’re moderately active

wait career events arent tied to hints? so theres no way to try and get those skills more?

im in the rank 86th ranked club Nameless. Is this an /uma/ club? it seems the guild leader and officers are 4 friends with the same gay chinese tag. None of them are pulling their weight. Makes me wanna leave

>>531149378
Goldship
Bourbon
Matikanefukukiteru (Biwa) but I don't want to pull.

This game makes me feel nostalgia for School Idol Festival... I feel like I'm living in 2015 again...

>>531150527
Who's this? Some unknown vtuber?

>>531147296
Yanderes are so last decade-- who are the "I can fix her" umas?

>>531150624
IM SEING IT AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>531150704
thats literally illigal, and im not even shit posting

>>531149813
Japanese humor

>>531150604
>filtering screenshots
Seems kinda weird to filter out people playing the mobile game from their mobile phones.

>>531150605
>Discord

Pls no

how is this only "number 5 favorite"? What the hell am I doing wrong? She's got swinging maestro and everything

>>531150676
How do you win with this stupid uma? You build for medium, her career pivots to sprints and forces you to get 1sts, and then pivots BACK to mediums for the Ura Finale and makes you get 1sts again

>>531150773
lol dumb horse

>>531150773
>Wit only 275
She's retarded

please tell me the real satono diamond isn't desperate like the fanarts portray her

>>531149650
Hey that's me in second HAHAHA.

>>531148707
Don't expect a monumental amount of pandering out of the first few of these until they pull out the stops with Cesario.

>>531147806
For me its the Triple Tiara with Air Groove. First leg of the Tiara is the Oka Sho. Guess who has B proficiency in Mile?

>>531150773
dumbass robot

>>531150773
midwit

>>531150683
why is she tanned everywhere else
it probably has to do with that

>>531150429
You can look at guild rankings, but good luck. Most are aware of that trick by now

>>531150773
bro... this is what your bourbon should look like

>>531149378
Oguri
El
Goldshi

You all are making me REALLY like Nice Nature

>>531150773
They just think she's ugly and boring. I bet Daiwa's there. She's way cuter. Way more deserving of the spot of #1 favorite.

>>531150773
teach your horse to think

>>531149378
Tachyon
El condor pasa
McQueen

>>531150752
>illegal
in which countries?

>>531150676
NEVER GIVE UP, ALWAYS PREVAIL

>>531150479
You can always play more to get higher than 3* and lower than 9*, but it's gonna be more difficult and feel like shit to get a 3* but not a 9*

>>531149378
Haru
El Ccondor Pasa
Suzuka

>>531150185
Why did you crop it...huh?

>>531147806
never
if i cant give my uma what she wants that simply means i must be a better trainer

>>531150889
How the fuck do you train an uma to get those numbers?
I focus on leveling friendships in the first year, but I've never had more than a single stats in SS, much less also stats in S and A

>>531150818
I just build for Long and Mediums, her parents had sparks for Long and Mediums and I love King Halo and want her to be the best Long Distance Runner ever. This Halo that just won has an S in Long and S in Turf, I also locked the fuck in and started to win all my races with her in the second half, including the ones I scheduled like the Tenno Sho Spring and Arima Kinen.

I can't believe anons are stroking their cocks and cumming to my wife

>>531150889
Can I have your friend code and credit card number?

>>531150292
Any suggestions for a good Uma to try focus on for the first 3*?

>>531150604
You are replying to me, what is wrong with phone posters?

>>531147603
If it was just a random failure (i.e. the Demon Core just randomly decided to flood the room with radiation aids) then it probably would have just been a footnote, but it's the monolithic retardation of fucking with the thing with a screwdriver whilst dressed in jeans that cements it as a meme.
Umamusume: Pretty Derby

free carats sooon?

I am going to VIOLATE Diamond and make her my little horse slut

>>531150942
entire continents you stupid bitch
why do you think the gacha have to openly expose their rates these days?
literal fucking laws made that a thing and if they fuck with any of it and people figure out that they can get sued for obvious reasons you dumb motherfucker

I like Nice Nature because she has Kumiko hair.

begone neichaposters
shes mine

>>531151013
based king halo's secret is that she spams raffles because she really wants the hot spring ticket for (you)

i put 30 rolls for biwa but couldnt get her

>>531150120
having a stronger whorse is better than having diverse ones.

>>531151052
Great, another 50 carats for yet another other other fuckup

>>531151052
29k free carrots so i can get a second spark for kiatasan LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

>>531150692
It's 218 749 305 083.

>>531151052
are we still in the honeymoon phase where they're still pretending to be generous or are we in the milking phase?

>Make really cute uma
>not playable
i hate it

Curious question for jp players in here. What are the reward differences between graded league and open league in champions meeting?

>>531151081
you should drink some milk

Sexual harassment

>>531151190
>ey

Are there any ugly umas? Every standard anime archetype is represented except for the plain jane

>>531149378
Mayano Top Cunny
Lightning McQueen
Natie the Third

>>531150752
You can't see them yet.

>>531151186
there's not much to roll anyways, once you get kitasan you're free to save for whatever you want for a year

GOD I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAA

WEW

>>531150527
>using filters
thin-skinned

>>531150889
how can i reach these numbers

>>531151241
Nice Nature is the plain Jane

Kitasan's son was sold for 2.7m dollaridoo

who is the stupidest uma? i mean the one who wants the least wit
also i thought you guys were being rude by calling daiwa a cow but she'd definitely enjoy it

>>531151254
I SEE it

>>531150624
I think it's more likely Cygames will break the banner with all of this spaghetti code

I'm not good at building Bourbon
I rolled for her because she was cute, but I threw a couple of rolls at Biwa and got another Bourbon, so now she's my first 4* horse. Feel sorta obligated to use her, but I don't get how to build a front runner for longer distance tracks. Farming Bakushin has fucked my perception on front runner training.

>>531151342
scammed

>>531150889
edited

>>531151192
A shitton more jewels and scout tickets
Winning Open Group A is equivalent to placing 2nd in Graded Group B

>>531151286
>NOOOO DONT FILTER MY GARBAGE SHIT POSTS
toiletSkin

>>531151070
ANON NO, THATS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS

There is absolutely no way people are supposed to be getting this many 1* guts. It's fucking impossible for the odds of each stat to be the same.

>>531151186
milking
i want super creek to milk me

>>531151351
front runners care least about wit because you're least likely to get bad positioning

Hello once again anons I have wanked off to Dasca's custom card (picrel) in AA2. This time I did not last as long as I have not jacked it for a week, and I failed to bed a girl I was dating so i had not sex'd anyone for about a two years now so I must say I'm rusty. Anyway, the session lasted for only 10 minutes but the semen was thick and in copious amounts. No fancy equipment this time, just some lotion and the hands. I'm olanning to buy a cosplay of her shobufuku and ask a hooker to cosplay for me. I shall keep you guys posted on my next session. Thank you.

>>531151192
You get as much for winning in the hyper autistic calculator wars Open A as you do for coming in last in the casual Graded B.

>>531149756
naicu
>>531150282
based

>>531151351
Bakushin

>>531151041
Bakushin and Tachyon are easy mode
Oguri if you have her as well

>>531151192
open league is the biggest bait in the game, not only the rewards are way lower, but you'll be facing extremely optimized umas with one or two skills max that will destroy your poor newcuties umas just by raw stats

big

>>531151401
The idea is to report them, no?

Why did Trainer Nabe dress up Fuji like this

>>531151254
do umas not wear underwear

>>531151404
Umas can't beat the indomitable human spirit

>>531151504
>>531151521
i wanna fuck these boys

>>531151521
aerodynamics

>>531151375
Stop thinking of it in terms of stats per strategy, and stats per distance.
Enough Stamina to not die > Speed > Power = Wits > Guts

>>531151413
I've been keeping track of my runs so far it does feel like I'm getting more wits and guts but turns out it's quite even.

>>531150773
damn this robot is at least 3x smarter than her trainer

>>531151521
What's the problem here?

>>531151459
bakushin is so good at math she immediately figured out it would take her 30 years to run 3000m

>>531149378
Bakushin
Golshi
Taiki

doto

>>531151413
i figured it out
if your uma gets 1 gut
it's bc she's pregnant with your child
and she has to take care of yall's child so she can't focus on running anymore

>>531151395
What kind of stats and builds do i need to conjure up to do well in Graded league. I read up on it a bit and I got the basic gist of it. What legacies are good to inherit?

>>531151342
May he become an umamusume someday.

Currently stroking my cock to Almond Eye

>>531149378
Matikanefufukukukikitataru
EL QUESO PASTA
Mejiro McCute.

>>531151616
>Kaneko bought him
doubt

>>531151609
owe me sex

>>531151616
His buyer was Kaneko Makoto, so not a chance.

I want to give her all the trophies too

time to BAKUSHIN

what's this about a free ssr special week support?

>>531151173
sent but I think we’ll seem too laid back for you anon, maybe stay in that one you’re in until the end of the month and see how things shake out

we’re not quota based but our members are friendly and inspired, going by current growth rate we’ll hit 30mil+ average per member by August, wouldn’t wana let you down tho

>>531151504
I wanna get Mejiro...

I've been letting them add up, but I've already cleared out twice before. I wanna keep my umas with neat titles, but I know for a fact that their sparks are shit.

I need a new club. Which vg club is the least horny one?

>>531151534
They shouldn't

>>531150998
>>531151287
either fake or whale

I bet El Condor Pasa smells

>>531150003
only if u want onsen sex with ningen woman

>>531149378
Daiwa Scarlet
Air Groove
Symboli Rudolf

>>531151413
I get a lot of 1* wits instead kek

>The GOAT
>17 Races, 15 Wins
>Senior Autumn Triple Crown
>6 Sparkable Skills learned, including 2 golds
>Zero (0) Grey Sparks
Wtf

>>531151595
what's that supposed to mean

ayo you cant do any pulls rn

You are nothing and not worth my or anyone here's attention.
I will now resume posting softcore gooner horse images.
Thank you for your attention to this matter and have a wonderful day.

>>531151521
Trainer Nabe got her good ending so she picked an appropriate outfit to thank him

>>531151504
that dance has to be inspired by Alizee

>>531151649
is he the owner of the albino hons too?

>>531150773
If you have gold recovery skills you don’t need that much stam, invest in wit bourbonCHAD

>>531151595
heh

>>531151771
ye

>>531150998
Aoharu will give you the much needed jump in stats

What should I be spamming for carats? I'm bored with trophy hunter, might do it more later
I dont think spamming team trials on cooldown will change anything, will it? It only computes the highest score

>>531151120
Got to be honest I think she actually locked in after we got the hot spring ticket. She was only coming in second or third before that point, 8th in the Kikua Sho despite her stats, in all of her races but right after the ticket she started exclusively coming in first and she didn't get another mood down or illness, didn't even have to use a clock or anything. It's like she knew!

>>531151751
scary

>Ura Finale Finals
>Late start
>Literally in last place until the final turn
>suddenly teleports to the front
EZ GG

>>531151762
gross never post this again

>>531151428
>front runners care least about wit because you're least likely to get bad positioning
What? No.
INT is even more important for nigers because you need to maintain a high target speed throughout the early and middle stages so that way the different between your cruising speed and max speed is smaller to make up for your worse acceleration and max speed modifiers, and so you maintain the number 1/2 spot so you can fulfill the position requirements for your actually good skills and so said skills will actually activate.

>>531151678
The previous event had one, it's a mid tier speed card that's helpful for f2p such as myself
You can't get it anymore

>>531151585
So I need to check their career track, and then pump stamina according to their longest track, minus some per gold recovery skill?
When I fail, I hardly get stam messages and it's usually power. I try to keep power at least a letter grade below spe/sta (equal if late/end), but I'm not sure if I'm overshooting or undershooting certain stats.

>>531151732
based
>>531151756
always hilarious how upset seafags get when you pull this one simple move on them [-]

>>531151715
That is a 4k HD view of the pearly gates!

>>531150998
>>531151040
>>531151287
>>531151391
Have you not played the story mode?

>>531151815
it's over...someone need to abe'd him

>>531150773
>a b c d e
lol

>>531151756
ngl this anon has some very cute mouse movement

>>531151761
>good ending
>didn't win the Derby

>>531150953
Pure sex appeal damn. What’s her personality?

>>531151852
sorry tranny won't do it again

>>531151717
Literally play Laisu's main story chapter and pay attention.

when's the celebration part 1 reward stuff end?

>>531151732
Gonna give Teio a sister if she keeps looking at me like that

>satono diamond in the 2nd season is a cute little girl
>fanart satono is a full slut
Idk who to believe

>>531151831
Now you have to marry her

>night owl twice in one run
>takes multiple infirmary trips to cure
gg fuck you fuck you

Reminder that every time you clock you ruin Happy Meek's dream.

>>531151891
I don't look at story mode uma stats. Is that it? That's just some busted npc?

>>531151973
today

Is the uma stan skill good for end closers?

latefags and deserters can come join /uma/dachi, we are up to 12 after being only 5 last thread, so spots are running out

>>531151836
yea now post her bald pussy

>>531151756
Based, can you post the e-celeb one as well? I need to save it.

Am I doing something wrong or is Vodka better at pace chasing than at late surging?
>tfw got cucked by maruzensky by 1 millimeter in the end

>>531150998
The gaslighting in this thread is insane. The only way to get those stats is to get max level SSR/SR cards and multiple star levels (ie credit card)

>>531151945
Her career goal was top 3 in the Derby, it is what it is

>>531151949
>What’s her personality?
Gorilla Wife

Is there a worse meme than food character like haha I eat a lot

>>531151831
⸜(｡ ˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

>>531151875
In general, if you're losing by more than 3 or 4 lengths, one of two things are probably happening, you're either getting blocked or you're short on stamina.
If you're losing by Distance or more, you're short on stamina 95% of the time.

>>531152002
I don't even use the clock thing, if the run fails, it fails

>>531152004
Yes, that's why you're only supposed to get top 2
I checked because I was wondering how my 900 speed triple crown McQueen was only the second favorite

*sluuurp* at you

>>531152006
Yes.

>>531150464
intern-kun left the dev rates on by accident. free SSRs were being given out

>>531152072
*stomach growls*
the joke is that the character is hungry

>>531152015
Lil bro im not going to make it with the 24 hrs cooldown

>>531152049
skills?

>>531151978
There must be something in the game which inspired people to draw her like a slut
That or everybody agreed she's hotter that way

>>531152002
you know what you need to do if you want to win, meek

I need Kawakami Princess. If I fail to pull her during her banner I'm gonna scream and cry.

>>531150497
goldship n her sister that starts with F

>>531151514
don't pretend reporting actually does anything, annoying schizos are allowed to roam free here and filtering is your only defense against seeing their retarded shit.

>>531152151
I hope they have a little "accident" when kitasan drops too

do they really have 100s of versions of the same song for each uma

>>531151864
>i downloaded yesterday due to the haru urara grass thing
god fucking damn it

why the fuck can't i roll for more horses to do story mode with, i did it with all of them and i'm bored now

>>531152115
I get it from a cost saving stance, but I've had runs where an uma scored dead fucking last on first attempt, and then 1st on second. If it didn't take forever to regenerate tp, I'd probably be less inclined to use clocks.

>>531152072
Ya seethe?
The real horse was a food character.

>>531152197
I’m guessing she’s more clingy in her career mode.

>>531152224
Festa? Which Uma is the most Kamen Rider coded....

>>531152058
I thought she was so canonically big that even goldship the giga breeder was afraid of gentildonna, why do the make her so demure?

>>531152072
Oguri now: haha funny i eat a lot
Oguri backstory: ww2

>>531152224
Foldship?

>>531152245
you will be able to get it eventually
just save up your carats for Kitasan black banner in like 2-3 days and spend it all on it

>Tachyon pacer
>URA finals
>pulls ahead early in the race
>never loses 1st place
holy fucking based

>>531150773
Left, Speed+Guts
Middle, Stamina+Guts+Wit
Right, Power+Wit

You dumb as fuck

it's relative to other racers and not the course.
So the final Ura stages you're almost never going to #1 Favorite. They have balanced builds and we Bakushin

>>531152058
What does this mean

>>531151978
In the game she instantly jumped on (You) and make (You) her trainer.

>>531152005
oh

>>531152049
If you have more good Pace Chaser skills on your cards, yeah go for it

>>531151687
thanks for the invite, but i think im going to try to look for something a little semi-hard core.

>>531152287
Stay Gold looks pretty damn cool. When's she coming out?

>>531152312
>so canonically big that even goldship the giga breeder was afraid of gentildonna
this is a falsehood

also the only big uma is akebono, they're too cowardly to make anyone else big even in this day and age where other gachas are getting literal obese whale characters

>>531152239
you just change the sound channel

Satono house > Mejiro house
more Satonos when horseP

>>531152035
Do you mean this one or the one that was posted last thread?

>>531152072
Food character jokes are always good

>>531152239
Not every song. Only a few get all Uma versions

Seeing a horse sell for over 2 million and then the next one not even breaking 300K makes me feel bad for it for some reason.

>>531152450
Yeah that's it.

>>531152403
why is spe so unsexy?

>>531152406
Still not out for JP yet, announced back in May

I wish umas were taller

>>531152072
Tachyon is pretty unfunny

>MY DEAR GUINEA PIG I HAVE A NEW LE EPIC SCIENCE CONCOCTION BAZINGA

>>531152515
It's ok bro Tamamo was an underdog too

I CANT BEAT UMA FINALS WITH GOLSHI
HER STATS ARE PERFECTLY FINE SHES LITERALLY JUST CHOOSING TO LOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why do I feel like Uma Musume killed nearly every single gacha out there? All I've seen on social media are posts about Uma Musume.

>>531152563
>she's a decade away
Grim

>>531152515
the horse has no idea what's happening.

>>531152448
Symboli house mogs both senpai

>>531152278
so is spe, I don't see spe raping trainer
some fuckery is a foot

>>531151375
If you have Super Creek or Vodka use one and borrow the other, get both their golden recovery skills, raise Speed as prio, but keep stamina within 50 of the speed, try to raise Front, Turf, or Long to S. Make sure to take focus so your ult will proc more often.

does it matter in which slot I place a legacy?

>finish a career borrowing a 9* and my own 7*
>1* GUTS SPARK.
i fucking hate this system

i like seeing the girls squat in their swimsuits during summer. especially miyano

I AM GOING INSANE I GRINDED FOR 10 HOURS AND I KEEP GETTING GUTS

>>531152515
If it makes you feel any better, this is basically a form of gambling and playing the genetic lottery and there's no guarantee that one hors will do better than the other.

>>531152621
Don't worry, the Kitasan shitshow will instantly kill the game.

>>531152676
thats not how it works

>>531152656
maybe if Kris S wasn't ugly

>>531152697
Trade for my 1 star wit?

>MAL, ANN, and aniDB doesn't list beyond the finale in the page
well fuck you too, took me hours to find the song name

>>531152696
Never skipping summer training animations

>>531152287
Bakushin does an Ichigo pose for her victory

Pegasus has a super sentai/kamen rider obsession

>>531152058
>>531151949
The most powerful of uma mares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlTAclugJI

>>531152740
True, people will mass uninstall and rope when they waste all their saved carrots and get 0 or 1

>>531152750
how does it work since the game is dogshit at explaining its own mechanics

>>531152621
yeah it's insane
almost majority of people are talking about horse racing
i cannot wait till the bubble pops and all of them fuck off and crawl back to their respective kusoges

>>531152121
I actually won against that Bourbon with my A rank McQueen!

>>531152674
Nope

>>531152549
That's not how my wife eats le baguette!!!

>>531152676
The parents don't matter, it's just random chance. 1% for a stat above 600 and 2% for a stat above 1100.

>her appeal is le gorilla power
very original

>>531152621
>cute girls
>game runs that you actually feel invested in with a potential of greatly improving your account
>extra gambling doing the runs
i wonder why

>>531151978
>the winner's wish should be granted. besides, it's not like you have a reason to refuse me, right?

>>531152868
What's your appeal? Nothing?

>>531152750
the system where you gamble a 1% chance to hit per run is fucking cringe (20% into a 10/20%)
my complaint is that i have to borrow a strong parent already to get the stats to even hit 2 stats to 600
also can only borrow 3 times a day

>>531152778
Carrotman obsession*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVRbgu3Qwl0

>>531152925
Oh fuck

>>531152838
These threads will be comfy.
Who am I kidding, the biggest shitposters will probably stay.

Got a hot springs scene with Rudolf

>>531152826
2 Kitasan in 50 pulls only takes 18 rerolls on average, so people will just be rerolling for it. There is very little you lose for making a new account at this point anyway.

>>531152015
You guys in S at least?

When will horse Vira come out?

https://x.com/ouma3ganbareee/status/1944563510358479127
UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>>531151613
No anons answered my question.... TvT

>>531152972
Spent all day reading the rudolph x trainer comics and I have been converted to the punny horse

>>531152986
People who have been playing for several weeks don't want to reroll.

>>531152972
I got it twice now. Even with F2P cards Rudolf is a beast

>>531152665
Something I always found weird is how in the anime Spe and Grass Wonder are practically strangers for most of the season while in the game they’re basically bffs right away

Is kitsan a limited run or can I ghost pull it down the line?

>>531152868
This nigga hates any gimmick that's not just
>this uma loves you
They're not that original but have some spice already you irony poisoned fuck.

>50% of human women ejaculate during rape by human men.
>150% of human men ejaculate during rape by umamusume. (This means human males ejaculate on average 1.5 times during uma rape)
Says a lot about society, doesn't it?

>>531153034
You might have better luck asking in the jp thread.

>Click scout
>Feature is under maintenance
>Game is soft locked
wow thanks.... compensation carats?

>>531153004
around 3 years in global