Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:50:27 AM
No.534769568
>try mop classic
>instakill everything while leveling
>game holds your hand every step of the way
>get bored
>try classic anniversary
>get corpsecamped everywhere above lvl 30
>economy is hyperinflated
>bots all around the game
>people play for xp/h instead of fun
>DUNGEON X MEGA BOOST SUMM RDY 250G 5 RUNS BEST XP 9001 MOBS FULL AFK
Pochie pls hurry up
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:14:40 AM
No.534771520
>i think game dead and never coming out
>but I'll follow it and the threads every day and keep reminding people
If you really believed that, you'd leave. You still have hope in your heart. You've been hurt I know, but you can love again
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:27:30 AM
No.534772551
>>534772936
kek there's still people waiting for this? you remind me of the japanese soldiers that stationed themselves on a remote island, and didn't know that the war ended, sitting on the island for months.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:42:43 AM
No.534773719
>>534773902
>>534774010
>>534773627
You're both fags, don't act like you aren't
You fuckers post about Pochie this Pochie that every fucking day, you may as well be wearing Programmer Socks too
VVall
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:42:50 AM
No.534773723
i'm starting to say pochie irl to myself
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:43:00 AM
No.534773732
The goon dungeon.
>undead paladin
>tauren druid
>nelf priest
Choose for me
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:43:54 AM
No.534773807
>>534773532
>>534773586
I was expecting something more along the lines of a shit ton of UD pallys or dorf shamans
Reminder to kill all gnomes no matter the faction split
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:44:24 AM
No.534773834
>>534773760
Undead Prot Pally
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:44:51 AM
No.534773871
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:44:52 AM
No.534773875
2 more sleepies for pochie wednesday!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:44:59 AM
No.534773887
>>534773760
pally tank
bear tanks are fags
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:45:08 AM
No.534773894
>magic kills his own grandma
>they think the server is still going to launch
oh my sweet summer child
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:45:11 AM
No.534773902
>>534773719
It'll happen to you too, if you go turtle
You'll become gay and trans and start gooning to fag porn
Juts stay away bro, its a warning
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:45:21 AM
No.534773919
>>534773451
I do so enjoy the microthong tag
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:45:24 AM
No.534773923
>>534773982
>>534773760
If troills were added to play druids, i'd have been druid
Fucking HATE tauren models
NELF priest for your dominatrix arc
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:46:18 AM
No.534773982
>>534773923
female tauren are hot, they have the stink of southern white women
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:46:34 AM
No.534774010
>>534773719
sounds like someone needs a dose of fag porn
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:46:46 AM
No.534774027
>>534773651
I wish nelves had that big ponytail in game
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:46:51 AM
No.534774028
>>534774089
>>534774096
its monday
where pochie?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:47:39 AM
No.534774085
WHERES FUCKING POOOOOOOOOCHIE
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:47:43 AM
No.534774089
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:47:48 AM
No.534774096
>>534774657
>>534774028
3AM just like last time! You remember last time, right? It happened at 3AM.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:49:05 AM
No.534774214
G U R U P O C H I E
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:50:10 AM
No.534774298
>>534774657
IT'S UP
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:50:23 AM
No.534774318
>>534774510
so when the cashshops finally open are the devs splitting profits or is keytotes just gonna flaunt his yacht while kes and eredun are still in their rundown bingbong apartment?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:50:32 AM
No.534774334
>>534774437
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:50:40 AM
No.534774341
Projekezan.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:50:51 AM
No.534774353
>>534775105
pochie pochie pochie pochie pochie pochie poch
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:51:52 AM
No.534774437
>>534774334
>launch was 3 months ago already
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:52:14 AM
No.534774465
>>534774669
WHY ISNT IT UP YET ITS MONDAY
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:52:44 AM
No.534774510
>>534774318
everything about this line of retarded speech sounds just like those giga-simps over at /vt/
kt
8/11/2025, 6:52:47 AM
No.534774515
launch in 11 hours
trust the plan
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:52:48 AM
No.534774518
>>534774625
no one thinks its actually gonna launch right? its just a meme right?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:53:05 AM
No.534774547
>>534772453
at least we'll get a week of playtime before they open the registration again right?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:53:11 AM
No.534774557
>>534774639
EREDUN IS TYPING IN UPDATES CHANNEL
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:53:37 AM
No.534774603
>>534770256
i want to fuck the jerboa
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:53:47 AM
No.534774612
>>534774639
TYPING
>TYPING
TYPING
>TYPING
BRACE
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:53:56 AM
No.534774625
>>534774679
>>534774518
Why not? They were ready on Friday shit justwent sideways
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:54:09 AM
No.534774639
>>534774612
>>534774557
Why do you turn my thread into a house of LIES?!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:54:21 AM
No.534774657
>>534774096
>>534774298
Oh hell no not this again
I can't...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:54:35 AM
No.534774668
>>534774762
>>534774882
KINDLY PUT UP THE SERVERS
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:54:35 AM
No.534774669
>>534774465
kaytatos is still sleepy and wants first place in que so we wait
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:54:43 AM
No.534774679
>>534774743
>>534774625
they lost one of the main devs who works on the server
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:54:43 AM
No.534774681
>>534775287
LAUNCHER UPDATE
Female Nelf Hunter
or
Female Human Hunter
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:55:05 AM
No.534774713
>>534774850
why was custom content crashing the server constantly if they had betas? I don't see anyone saying that the betas were crashing every 15 minutes
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:55:27 AM
No.534774743
>>534774679
>main devs
according to him?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:55:28 AM
No.534774745
>>534774958
>>534774690
do you want to hunt shotas or dogs
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:55:37 AM
No.534774758
>>534774958
>>534774690
Male Dwarf Hunter
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:55:40 AM
No.534774762
>>534774668
BLOODY BENCHOD KINDLY BRING UP THE SERVER SIR I WILL NOT TO BE ASKING AGAIN
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:55:52 AM
No.534774775
you're going to spend the next ten hours lying repeatedly like a fucking rat aren't you
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/11/2025, 6:55:59 AM
No.534774787
GIB POCHIE!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:13 AM
No.534774806
wow ok now I know why you guys lie about that kind of thing, that was exhilarating
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:21 AM
No.534774816
wasn't this server supposed to launch weeks ago? what's going on?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:25 AM
No.534774823
ITS UP
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:31 AM
No.534774836
>>534774958
>>534774690
Will your transmog show cleavage? Human
Will your transmog show midriff? Nelf
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:39 AM
No.534774850
>>534774713
because retards bought into the muh linux gayming hype when entire game was coded for PC
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:57:09 AM
No.534774882
>>534774668
KINDLY DO THE NEEDFUL SAAR
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:57:53 AM
No.534774945
Here we go again...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:58:03 AM
No.534774958
>>534774745
Neither, I just wanna do PVE
>>534774758
Also considering this but afraid I'll regret it and he'll look stupid later on
>>534774836
I'm not a slutmogger because I'm straight, why'd I show my character off for other men to oogle at?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:58:19 AM
No.534774976
>>534775190
HAPPENING
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:58:28 AM
No.534774987
So what stage of the grieving process are you guys on currently? Denial, still?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:58:42 AM
No.534775004
>>534776253
>I'm not a slutmogger because I'm straight
sure thing buddy
What class would Apu play on Epoch?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:59:29 AM
No.534775062
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/11/2025, 6:59:38 AM
No.534775076
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:59:51 AM
No.534775105
>>534774353
>Hoyo last minute retconned Siegewinne being the product of a human male plapping melusine cheeks until a haffu was born
UNFORGIVABLE
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:00:07 AM
No.534775128
what if i was like yeah yeah yeah look at me yeah yeah look at me im chalk-sama yeah
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:00:09 AM
No.534775131
>>534775005
Tauren warrior
Not make it past level 4
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:00:53 AM
No.534775189
My hope ran out. I'm dooming again.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:00:56 AM
No.534775190
>>534774976
we are going HVME
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:01:22 AM
No.534775224
>>534775430
What is the cuck class for each faction
>Horde: Undead Paladin
>Alliance: Dwarf Shaman
Honorable mentions
>Anything Troll related
>Gnome priest
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:01:45 AM
No.534775256
Which devs was actually responsible for world/area design?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:01:47 AM
No.534775260
It's over.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:02:11 AM
No.534775287
>>534774681
fuck off nigger. we all know it's not up. you think the faggots in this thread aren't already hooked in? kys
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:02:27 AM
No.534775307
>>534775413
>>534776339
If I spec into reckoning on the prot tree I basically want a 1 hander with less than 2s swing speed to maximize the extra attacks right?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:02:57 AM
No.534775350
Who fucked up the stairs
Who's not their anymore
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:03:55 AM
No.534775413
>>534775307
No, you tank with a 2 hander
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:04:06 AM
No.534775430
>>534775224
horde: nothing
ally: everything
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:05:37 AM
No.534775535
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:06:28 AM
No.534775580
>>534775658
I'm starting to think axe rogue with emphasis on bleeds is gonna really fuck their stun rotations
>Sap, procc'd a bleed on accident, sap removed
>Mid fight blind, bleeds were on so blind is broken
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:07:40 AM
No.534775658
>>534775580
Axes are for pve
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:08:19 AM
No.534775705
>>534775005
It is the inclination of a fren to help others. Playing a class that can't heal or provide some significant utility like soulstones & summons, or food & portals is not something a fren does, unless previously organized with other frens.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:09:57 AM
No.534775824
>>534775874
P..pochiee
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:10:11 AM
No.534775837
>>534775724
I miss when the tents had collision. I get why they don't, but I liked using them as hammocks instead.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:10:44 AM
No.534775870
>>534776064
>>534776138
>>534775724
Do most turtle players boot up the game, get to level 15 and uninstall?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:10:47 AM
No.534775874
>>534775824
suck my cock already
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:11:13 AM
No.534775919
>>534775724
Those things are so fucking dumb
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:11:14 AM
No.534775921
>>534775724
>How many of you want other people to play Turtle?
>Okay, and now how many of you are actually actively playing Turtle now?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:11:23 AM
No.534775929
>>534775724
That looks cool, really bringing people together in a fun social gathering. I'm trans btw
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:11:32 AM
No.534775945
>>534776021
>>534776023
>>534775724
epoch gameplay
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:11:38 AM
No.534775956
>>534776017
>>534776553
tbqh+ I want a "villaincraft" vanilla+ pserver
>alternative timeline where all the villains won
>van cheef + unmasked onyxxia run Stormwing
>the raid is now to go hunt down anduin and hang his head on the entrance for worldbuffs
>orgrimmers idk maybe blackhand take over
maybe just move the whole capital to blackrock and make the org into a raid zone where you go collect thralls head for buffs
>booty bay taken over by Bloodsails
>every gobbo area taken over by some pirate gang
>help bloodsails + crew to root out gobbos
>nagas as playable race
ect
https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=17688 yikes wtf are they doing to BM hunter? Nerf both health and armor of pets, removing bestial wrath too. Deadzone still exists and mana problems are a bitch in pvp and if you're horde you might as well roll something else for pve.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:12:41 AM
No.534776017
>>534775956
sounds great.
van cleef is one of the goats.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:12:45 AM
No.534776021
>>534775945
Better than turtle desu
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:12:45 AM
No.534776023
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:13:29 AM
No.534776064
>>534775870
yea that was my experience
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:14:22 AM
No.534776129
>>534775963
Hunter is melee now, so deadzone doesn't actually exist
>>534775870
they also get their data snatched and (if you're dumb enough) card info swiped
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:14:44 AM
No.534776159
>>534776289
>>534776335
Still no update post btw bootlickers
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:15:40 AM
No.534776220
>>534775963
seems tolerable compared to what they did to Sub rogues.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:15:58 AM
No.534776236
>>534775963
>turtlewow
>the worst class changes you could ever think of
pick two
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:16:15 AM
No.534776253
>>534775004
I'm straight I just like it when guys or trannies get hard and jerk off over my character
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:16:44 AM
No.534776289
>>534776159
>bootlickers
3 retards trying to string together does not a corporation make
A syndicate of Chinese/Russian people stringing and selling multiple private WoW servers however....
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:16:46 AM
No.534776290
>>534776579
>>534776138
>thirdies making shit up episode #4293
>>534776138
>giving epoch 4 months worth of WoW subscription money
kek
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:17:16 AM
No.534776335
>>534776417
>>534776159
6 in the moring bro
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:17:21 AM
No.534776339
>>534776631
>>534775307
You want a spellpower weapon and they're all fast
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:18:30 AM
No.534776409
>>534776138
Yeah, when I installed and booted that shit up, shenna started fucking with my lovense.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:18:35 AM
No.534776416
>>534776330
>epoch
nonny...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:18:37 AM
No.534776417
>>534776532
>>534776335
What will be the cope when Tuesday hits and still no update? Which devs grandma falls down a well and explodes this time?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:18:58 AM
No.534776445
>>534776330
That's uhh, that's not talking about Epoch genius
It's for Turtle
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:19:01 AM
No.534776453
>>534776330
That's turtle...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:19:30 AM
No.534776493
>>534773695
Assuming the servers don't get nuked again I was going to switch to mage from druid
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:20:00 AM
No.534776532
>>534776417
18 hours of Monday left, chill nigga. HAs the last fortnight not taught you patience
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:20:10 AM
No.534776545
Ah, so this is how Europeans must feel when they listen to Americans argue about their shithole politics
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:20:18 AM
No.534776553
>>534775956
>burning blade takes over orgrimmar from RFC and re-demons the orcs
>grimtotem + cenatur and harpy slaves BTFO thunturd bluff
>darkspear trolls get hunted by kul'tiras, jungle trolls replace them for playability/rise to power
>sylvanas gets dreadlorded and the forsaken become a tool of the legion once again regardless of their free will
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:20:41 AM
No.534776579
>>534776657
>>534776290
I liked the previous threads goalpost shifts better
>None of this is true
>But if it is true it was back then
>And it's still happening now, it's not from the same people
>And if its from the same people, it's 3rd worlder issues
>And if its happening to other people, it's their fault
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:21:35 AM
No.534776631
>>534776819
>>534776339
For the holy damage scaling?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:22:00 AM
No.534776657
>>534776773
>>534776579
seethe more. turtle won lmao
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:23:33 AM
No.534776749
>>534776915
>seethe more. turtle won lmao
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:23:52 AM
No.534776773
>>534776915
>>534776657
When you steal connection data AND credit card info, yea - you by default win way more than people who wouldn't think to do that
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:24:36 AM
No.534776819
>>534777298
>>534776631
You're a paladin not a warrior. Where do you think your threat comes from
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:25:17 AM
No.534776875
>>534776941
so uhh... where is epok
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:25:27 AM
No.534776884
>>534776949
>>534777123
Did someone say fag porn?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:25:51 AM
No.534776915
>>534777093
>>534776773
>>534776749
post more reddit fanfic. that will surely kill turtle for sure this time and revive `totes grandma
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:26:14 AM
No.534776941
>>534777027
>>534776875
Its up in 18 hours, confirmed
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:26:22 AM
No.534776949
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:26:48 AM
No.534776981
>>534777551
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:27:24 AM
No.534777027
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:28:12 AM
No.534777093
>>534777334
>>534776915
>kill turtle
>More people shill Ambershire on /vg/ than actually play Turtle currently
How can you kill that which is already dead?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:28:36 AM
No.534777123
>>534776884
That rolls off the tongue pretty smooth. Literally. Fag porn
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:29:44 AM
No.534777203
>>534777334
Friendly reminder to not trust the great russo/chink cooperative
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow/
>Le leddit
i know :L
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:31:04 AM
No.534777298
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:31:18 AM
No.534777327
One time I lied to work that my grandma died as an excuse to have a day off, then she died for real the next week lol
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:31:27 AM
No.534777334
>>534777472
>>534777203
>>534777093
>I saw it on reddit and it had many upboats so it must be true
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:31:43 AM
No.534777345
>waiting for kaytatos to wake up
that nigger needs to fix his sleep schedule
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:31:45 AM
No.534777348
Give me pochiee gaytotes!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:33:34 AM
No.534777472
>>534777583
>>534777334
>Well researched and documented claim supported by screenshots of correlating data and testimony from other players
>Vs fabricated text app screen shot apps of Kaytotes having a meltie
Truly the Turdlings have reached true desperation in their shill campaign
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:33:43 AM
No.534777481
POCHIE UPDATE?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:34:42 AM
No.534777551
>>534776981
the environment on the right actually looks cool, well selected colors too, good artist
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:35:17 AM
No.534777583
>>534777472
>redditor thinks everyone is up to date with the newest reddit posts
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:35:58 AM
No.534777628
Auth servers up!
Realm going >>UP!<< Next.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:37:41 AM
No.534777725
>>534777873
What even is the login menu theme anyway? I don't remember hearing it in WoW
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:38:16 AM
No.534777754
>>534777825
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:38:47 AM
No.534777787
ACTUALLY HAPPENING (real)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:38:48 AM
No.534777789
You're not sat on the login screen are you
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:39:28 AM
No.534777825
>>534777754
>ambershire ad
lmao
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:40:05 AM
No.534777873
>>534778328
>>534777725
I believe it's music from the original installer.
At this point I despise it.
what did this Magic drama queen even do in the project?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:41:01 AM
No.534777952
https://project-epoch-status.com/
no ads :)
the auth server is always up btw, it doesn't mean its imminent
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:41:37 AM
No.534777985
>>534778147
no it's going up
'poch monday
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:41:47 AM
No.534778001
anime "pochie" posters owe me sex
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:42:00 AM
No.534778014
I'M IN
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:42:27 AM
No.534778053
>>534778147
Ktotes is still beddiebye we got a few hours
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:42:57 AM
No.534778087
>>534778235
>>534778245
What's the cultural difference between 'poch and pochie
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:43:38 AM
No.534778147
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:44:53 AM
No.534778235
>>534778087
pochie is tranime coded while 'poch is sharty coded o algo
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:45:02 AM
No.534778245
>>534778087
`poch is copyrighted by /poeg/
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:45:48 AM
No.534778301
when does ktoes wakey wakey?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:45:58 AM
No.534778307
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:46:02 AM
No.534778310
>>534777945
he did infrastructure or something so not great but based on their github he hasn't done shit since they made it public. probably doesn't really matter but they all suck so any piece missing is probably way worse than it would be for a good team
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:46:18 AM
No.534778328
>>534778726
>>534777873
What's the name? I can't find it on YT
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:47:42 AM
No.534778421
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:48:16 AM
No.534778460
>>534768689
are those even new?
I recall seeing elven/titan ruins while flying on a flightpath over there
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:49:43 AM
No.534778564
pochie monday rolls off the tongue like gooning to fag porn
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:49:54 AM
No.534778584
>>534777945
loyal catamite to boost the morale of programmer sock wearing troondevs.
if we're to believe he has been assisting since 2021 he probably was a victim of troon grooming. It took grandma dearest taking a hike to uncrack his egg, there.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:50:07 AM
No.534778591
now THIS is a stealth launch
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:50:26 AM
No.534778617
>>534777945
he was totes' boywife
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:50:43 AM
No.534778632
>>534778709
How do you tell the auth server is up? The tracker site only shows login being up
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:51:20 AM
No.534778674
>>534778756
you people aren't actually trying to login for the next several hours... right?
you know its not actually coming up
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:51:58 AM
No.534778709
>>534778632
Same thing, use this one no fucking turdle ad
https://project-epoch-status.com/
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:52:15 AM
No.534778726
>>534778886
>>534778674
I'm playing Turtle
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:53:13 AM
No.534778791
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:53:31 AM
No.534778810
>>534771130
>Flags have multiple buildings for melee to hide in
>the whole area is filled with pillars, broken walls and uneven terrain
The melee bias is clear
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:53:33 AM
No.534778816
>>534778756
congrats on your transition, amir!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:54:12 AM
No.534778870
bros how do I play pochie on my steam deck. i don't wanna get up, I'm too depressed from no pochie :(
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:54:26 AM
No.534778886
>>534778726
Should've been the main theme
Use this
https://project-epoch.ru/ awesome wallpapers and chat available
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:55:53 AM
No.534778993
>I'm playing Turtle
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:56:10 AM
No.534779006
>discord closed so jannies have to hype up in reddit and 4 chan
Really embarrasing
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:56:13 AM
No.534779008
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:56:46 AM
No.534779041
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:57:00 AM
No.534779058
>1 hour until habbenings starts
ARE YOUI READY KIDS?!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:57:02 AM
No.534779061
>>534778975
>.ru
Nice try Shenna.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:57:12 AM
No.534779072
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:58:38 AM
No.534779161
troonies are spending a lot of money on this troll camping of theirs.
>>534779114
>Tauren and Human players band together
So crossfaction was floated back then huh? I guess it was just EQ where alignment didn't actually affect party comps outside of who could enter certain places.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:59:36 AM
No.534779229
>>534779270
>>534779301
>>534779114
>need to camp for crucial monsters
i spent 3 days camping deathmaw
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:59:43 AM
No.534779236
Guys... what if Kaytotes was Magic's grandma...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:59:50 AM
No.534779242
>>534779462
>>534778756
It really is decent, isn't it. People running around helping each other because death is highly likely if you don't. Good old times.
Tried Ascension and it just feels like a meme.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:00:31 AM
No.534779270
>>534779571
>>534779229
Need is the keyword
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:00:54 AM
No.534779301
>>534779571
>>534779229
Did you need to do that though?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:01:23 AM
No.534779331
>>534779114
>graphical look that puts you inside a painting
>turtards: lets put some UE5 on that
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:01:57 AM
No.534779363
>>534779242
I watched a couple minutes of Bronzebeard gameplay, saw all the "hd" models and people riding Legion mounts in the starting zone and wanted to vomit
Turdy at least maintains a vague pretense of being classic, this is just going completely mask off and chasing retail shitskins
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:04:36 AM
No.534779560
>>534779643
>>534781708
I wanna full power slamfuck a Tauren woman, I bet their strong and large frame could easily take any pounding.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:04:43 AM
No.534779571
>>534779270
>>534779301
it is the best looking and best performing wolf so yes, any hunter with taste NEEDs it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:05:18 AM
No.534779607
>>534779462
>Everyone in Turd gets that shitty turtle mount by 15
>And you have to deal with the dogshit 1.x
one is highly polished shit, one is a crusty shit
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:05:47 AM
No.534779643
>>534780126
>>534779560
your limp dick couldn't handle it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:06:30 AM
No.534779687
>>534779769
>>534779847
>>534778975
>50 Publes
How much is that?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:06:52 AM
No.534779715
the only reason you get early riding in turtle is so that they can sell you cash shop mounts before it takes 40 gameplay hours
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:07:38 AM
No.534779757
>>534779794
>>534779462
nothing screams classic like a MoP Panda riding a cloud mount screaming in Chinese while another shitskin faggot next to him summons a bunch of cash slop toys and rides off on a spectral tiger mount.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:07:46 AM
No.534779769
>>534779687
I think thats pokΓ©dollars
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:08:14 AM
No.534779794
>>534779981
>>534780068
>>534779757
the spectral tiger mount is classic doebeit
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:08:25 AM
No.534779813
>>534778975
>.ru
do turtleshennatrannies rly
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:08:35 AM
No.534779821
>>534780017
>>534779183
the whole 'human and orcs can play togehter but you need to work on that relationship' thing seems to imply it to me. i wish a private server would do the faction thing like EQ.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:08:49 AM
No.534779847
>>534779687
like 20 bucks
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:09:01 AM
No.534779861
>>534780432
>>534781527
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:10:26 AM
No.534779968
>>534778975
Wait, isn't making a fraudulent donation site for someone else's name illegal under US law (where 4chan is hosted)?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:10:34 AM
No.534779981
>>534779794
>tiger mount is classic
>came out with failed tcg during TBC
>retarded troon nigger playing defense for turtle
>>534779183
>>534779821
My headcanon is that originally each player was basically a free agent that could ally themselves with either faction or something along those lines
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:11:56 AM
No.534780059
>>534780219
why does the mere mention of turtle in any context cause anons to chimp out?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:12:07 AM
No.534780068
>>534779794
giga rare tcg mount that cost insane gold or money to acquire vs cash shop recolors
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:12:15 AM
No.534780076
I'm not looking, are they selling accounts there or something?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:12:55 AM
No.534780126
>>534779643
That's the point.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:13:58 AM
No.534780186
>>534780017
you probably started with so much faction with the one that aligned with your race and started hostile with enemy factions but would have ways of changing your standing
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:14:14 AM
No.534780214
>>534780279
>>534780017
No anon, if you played any of the older MMO which they refer to in the post you still have a starting "faction" but you could earn and lose rep with anything. While WoW has the rep system, its not used in the same. If it was more oldschool you would be able to learn orcish and gain enough rep to enter Org as a human. Its not about picking a faction or being a "free agent".
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:14:22 AM
No.534780219
>>534780059
they can't afford cool mounts
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:15:16 AM
No.534780279
>>534780017
What this anon said
>>534780214. You'd basically be grindan on mobs that would give you +Org rep until they tolerated you enough to not be Kill on Sight.
100% they don't post an update today
Also fuck all of you for ever telling me about this server
I've wasted the last two weeks of my life shitposting
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:17:35 AM
No.534780430
>>534780351
It's coming up today.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:17:36 AM
No.534780432
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:18:24 AM
No.534780483
>>534780351
>two weeks of my life shitposting
This is how niggers behave, yes
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:19:19 AM
No.534780557
>>534780645
>>534780860
>>534780351
>Also fuck all of you for ever telling me about this server
>I've wasted the last two weeks of my life shitposting
unironically just play Ass or Turd if you want your WoW fix
There's no reason anyone should be holding back tears for Epoch unless they were intentionally sabotaged. And last i checked, their own retardation is at fault
My backup with some bros is BB even though we hate how hard theyre trying to make "Classic" "Retail with our own custom shop"
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:20:54 AM
No.534780645
>>534780886
>>534780557
that's the problem retard if anyone was going to play turtle they still have to wait for 17th
>just play the current turtle server
it's 7 years old everyone who wants to play on it already is or has
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:21:08 AM
No.534780667
>USUAL HABBENING TIME STARTS IN LESS THAN 50 MINUTES NOW
LAST CHANCE TO GET YOUR POWER NAPS IN BEFORE SPAMMING LOGING FOR NEXT 10 HOURS
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:22:26 AM
No.534780761
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:22:29 AM
No.534780764
I'm spamming my dick on your login
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:22:31 AM
No.534780769
>>534780893
>>534780984
someone stream a movie or something lets watch together
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:23:56 AM
No.534780860
>>534780557
not that guy but I don't want my wow fix I want my epoch fix
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:24:19 AM
No.534780886
>>534780645
My love was for Ascension's CoA, then they butchered it and repackaged their and classless' parts to bumrush Bronzebeard out the door
That being said, I ain't waiting now fucking 6 months for Kaytotes to stop his fabricated menstrual cycle to get back to work, so BB will have to do until a decent other option comes up
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:24:24 AM
No.534780893
>>534780769
got any good turtle porn?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:25:50 AM
No.534780984
>>534780769
>stream that film, if you're so great
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:26:03 AM
No.534780998
>>534781116
>>534781283
why do you people think its up today?
they took the weekend off. The server wasn't working/ready before they took the weekend off.
They're starting to work on it again today, it won't be up today...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:26:58 AM
No.534781053
>>534781774
>>534781961
Dare they ever open discord again? They should just have a forum instead. Maybe think about updating that website while you're at it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:27:51 AM
No.534781116
>>534780998
I still think it'll be an update today and servers will be up Thursday,
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:27:59 AM
No.534781124
>>534781246
>>534779183
events that occurred after the orcs, trolls, tauren, nelves, helves, (khaz modan) dwarves, and (lordaeron) humans settled their differences united to save the world
>illidan did some stuff
>some helves became blood elves, and escaped garithos to follow kael into the outland related to illidan stuff
>arthas does arthas stuff in northrend
The only legitimate shitstarter is Thrall for some reason allowing those retarded Warsongs to clearcut Ashenvale.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:29:51 AM
No.534781246
>>534781124
You could always spin it as the clearcutting being some kind of splinter faction and it actually causes a bit of a diplomatic incident.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:30:17 AM
No.534781283
>>534781373
>>534780998
It was/is ready, they just were pissed at what happened. They did stuff after the crash on github, and ulmetrs has been doing stuff all weekend. They have to babysit though it to deal with any issues that come up until its fully stable.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:30:38 AM
No.534781306
>>534781342
There are way too few winter zones in WoW
They should add more
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:31:10 AM
No.534781342
>>534781306
nah
we need more deserts
vibes status?
anvilmar stairs status?
grandma status?
gurubussy status?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:31:42 AM
No.534781373
>>534781647
>>534781283
Still in the sticks over how a shitty login server led to this colossal spaghetti
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:31:49 AM
No.534781384
>>534781345
Stairs were already fixed with the latest patch as we saw in that one dude's streams.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:32:50 AM
No.534781437
>>534781345
>vibes
immaculate
>anvilmar status
6 feet up
>grandma status
6 feet down
>gurubussy status
mpreg
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:34:09 AM
No.534781514
If you could pay 10 dollars to rub Da Bomb hot sauce on Kaytotes' dilation station, would you?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:34:11 AM
No.534781516
>>534781345
if the devs were based they'd add Anvilmar Stairs as a silver dragon rare spawn in the burning steppes or something with a very low chance of dropping an epic dagger called "launchbreaker" or something
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:34:21 AM
No.534781527
>>534779861
weren't the devs g*rmans tho?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:35:52 AM
No.534781613
>>534781709
>these threads still going on
wowee
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:36:26 AM
No.534781647
>>534781373
Nothing to do with that. They had it ready but some mix up someone did something last minute that fucked it. That pissed them off and they had a melty and took a break. Its had stuff done after that, and they prbably have been testing it behind the scenes, you dont see everything they are doing. There will probaly still be unexpected things happen realistically but I think we should see something today
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:37:31 AM
No.534781708
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:37:34 AM
No.534781709
>>534794115
>>534781613
When you have generals for Ragnarok Online and and Persona 5 still going, is Epoch really that outlandish?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:37:34 AM
No.534781712
>>534781802
>>534781345
>they couldn't even get combat res to work for grandma
kek
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:37:49 AM
No.534781726
IS IT TIME?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:38:01 AM
No.534781735
>>534781670
holy shit it's happening
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:38:02 AM
No.534781738
>>534781802
>>534781692
>*launches overwatch*
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:38:41 AM
No.534781774
>>534781053
I can't imagine they're very eager to open up the floodgates of thirdie shit anytime soon. I expect the lockdown to be lifted if/when it's actually time to relaunch.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:38:52 AM
No.534781782
>>534780351
they pulled our dicks for two weeks straight while communicating fuck all and they enjoyed every minute of it too
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:39:09 AM
No.534781802
>>534781712
That's what he gets for not using Goblin Jumper Cables XL
>>534781738
You just know he mains Venture
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:39:22 AM
No.534781816
goes offline lmaooo
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:39:27 AM
No.534781821
He's gone
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:40:01 AM
No.534781857
>>534781670
>>534781692
LMAO what is wrong with you people??? you know that fucker ain't doing shit today
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:40:21 AM
No.534781874
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:40:25 AM
No.534781878
>>534780351
>wasted
I've been having a blast
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:40:25 AM
No.534781879
Kaytatos just wants to get his morning rank up in Overwatch 2, give him some time....
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:40:26 AM
No.534781881
>>534781692
And he's gone.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:40:32 AM
No.534781892
>my work here is finished
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:40:41 AM
No.534781908
>>534781939
>he went stealth
stealth launch confirmed
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:41:04 AM
No.534781939
>>534781908
Is this Ulmetrs?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:41:19 AM
No.534781961
>>534782053
>>534781053
Discord should stay closed until they can get the server somewhat stable.
They can't help themselves reading it and it's going to be 99% shitposting otherwise
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:42:45 AM
No.534782053
>>534781961
Probably the "weekend away" was mostly away from having to deal with that discord madness as much as anything, might have juts been doing some stuff in peace on the server. Anyway surely we'll see at some point...surely...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:43:15 AM
No.534782085
>>534782232
What we witnessed was kaytatos booting up his computer and then going "offline" for his morning wank.
All is proceeding according to plan.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:45:37 AM
No.534782232
>>534782298
>>534782085
He's commuting at this very moment
You guys ruined his great breakthrough and now he's wagecucking for the rest of his days
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:46:48 AM
No.534782285
It'll be up in 9 hours just like on friday
myself? I'll go have a nice sleep
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:47:07 AM
No.534782298
>>534782232
Kramer would have slept through this.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:48:14 AM
No.534782350
>>534782475
>>534783805
>be me
>wake up
>goon to fag porn
>stare at epoop login screen
>feel like raping someone
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:49:27 AM
No.534782429
HES BACK. HAPPENING.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:49:44 AM
No.534782449
HES BACK
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:49:59 AM
No.534782459
>>534782716
is it up yet? ive been jorking it to ai porn and playing battlefield this weekend and haven't been to the thread in a while
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:50:08 AM
No.534782471
PRE-LAUNCH WANK FINISHED
>>534782350
Why not just shoot them in the back of the head with a homemade suppressor and then fuck the body while it is still warm? Then flush the holes with a turkey baster full of ammonia and douse the corpse in gas and immolate it. And then take a blender and scoop up the ashes and any remaining bone fragments and grind away for 10 minutes. Bury that shit a state away by using public transportation and leaving your cell phone on and at home
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:51:43 AM
No.534782571
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:52:25 AM
No.534782620
cute stealth launch for cute european boys
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:53:21 AM
No.534782682
Server up when your ready katy
So Magic left because his grandma died and he was getting death threats by the unhinged SoD tourists.
I have this funny vibe that due to blizzard subhumans who heard about the server, epoch will have a very short expiry date before it turns into full dogshit classic experience, including boting, dungeon spamming, meta gatekeeping, minmaxing the fun out of everything and service selling.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:53:48 AM
No.534782716
>>534782459
What is it that you've been jorking?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:54:04 AM
No.534782734
pochie is today. today is pochie time. it better be pochie time today.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:54:24 AM
No.534782760
>>534783032
>>534782687
Yeah man because private server players are known for being such a le wholesome community.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:55:24 AM
No.534782818
>>534783339
>>534782687
nah bot detection query takes at most 30 mins to write
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:56:27 AM
No.534782891
>>534782475
I suppose ripping off the bottoms of your shoes and stapling them back on backwards is too much of a looney toon idea?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:57:14 AM
No.534782935
>>534782687
>actually believing their sobstories
The guy cracked under pressure, no shame to it, they've been crunching for 2 weeks even if if you think the results doesn't show it.
I hope he comes around in a couple weeks.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:58:10 AM
No.534782996
>>534783206
>>534782475
Menal asylums used to exist and were meant for people like this, thanks Obama
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:58:35 AM
No.534783029
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:58:39 AM
No.534783032
>>534783156
>>534782760
Definitely better than the entitled blizzdrones. Epoch project was a thing for 4 year, it's the 50k SoD tourists who registered in the last few weeks.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:59:29 AM
No.534783078
I'd be amazed if we even get an update today
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:59:41 AM
No.534783097
>>534783134
redflagging some of the people posting rn
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:00:10 AM
No.534783134
>>534783097
what does that even mean
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:00:29 AM
No.534783156
>>534783032
>50k SoD tourists
where did this narrative come from? PlayTBC had 10k people waiting for its launch and that was like 8 years ago.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:01:19 AM
No.534783206
>>534783463
>>534784887
>>534782996
What exactly is wrong with what xer said? Any normie could pull off a random murder. Just go down to Detroit or Baltimore and shoot the first nigger you see and hop back in your car and go home. Congratulations you just got away with murder in America, happens every few minutes apparently
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:03:14 AM
No.534783339
>>534783374
>>534782818
If that's the case how come blizzard can't do it for last 6 years on classic servers?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:03:58 AM
No.534783374
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:04:38 AM
No.534783432
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:05:02 AM
No.534783463
>>534783206
THIS. IS. AMERICA.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:05:34 AM
No.534783496
>>534783626
Wonder if kayto checks this thread, maybe shitposts. Maybe hes a pochie poster
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:06:09 AM
No.534783532
>deleted
Imagine being that retarded.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:07:47 AM
No.534783626
>>534783719
>>534783496
absolutely. but he'll never admit it, because no one admits they use 4chan.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:08:37 AM
No.534783675
>>534782475
Yeah I think that's enough internet for me tonight
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:09:17 AM
No.534783719
>>534783626
Why does everyone hate us so, we dindu nuffing
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:10:39 AM
No.534783805
>>534784630
>>534782475
>>534782350
both of you are gay and autistic
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:12:12 AM
No.534783898
>kaytatos still cranking it
damn, must be a good wank.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:15:23 AM
No.534784106
>>534786024
You bros do know that even when the server is online a good amount of the day, which may or may not be at launch, it will still crash multiple times per day, which will result in many little 5 minute rollbacks and things like that?
Might as well name our guild
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:18:33 AM
No.534784304
>>534784375
>>534784884
does epog transmog let you hide stuff like shoulders?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:19:39 AM
No.534784375
>>534784831
>>534784304
No idea I couldn't find the fucker last test
>>534782475
Would this work in Minecraft? Asking for a friend
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:23:23 AM
No.534784630
>>534783805
Me on the right (just finished putting on my turban, have never shaved a single time in my life)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:26:40 AM
No.534784831
>>534784375
...also you probably wouldn't have had shoulders to try and hide at lvl15 anyways.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:27:36 AM
No.534784884
>>534784304
yeah
it has very few restrictions, can hide or mog anything into anything your class can use, with the exception of 1h>2h and 2h>1h weapons
no custom interface though
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:27:39 AM
No.534784887
>>534784514
See
>>534783206
If you did this to a random street nigger that lived a couple states away from you, yeah it would be super easy.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:27:54 AM
No.534784905
>>534785040
>>534785458
How long is kaytatos going to be jacking off??!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:29:43 AM
No.534785040
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:30:24 AM
No.534785082
>>534784514
I would start with neighbors cats and dogs first and work my way up to an actual person that lived far enough away that the acts against the neighbors wouldn't be traced back to me
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:30:37 AM
No.534785096
>>534785423
Is this fucker still hiding after accidentally logging into Discord? Why cant this faggot do anything professionally?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:31:14 AM
No.534785137
>>534785232
someone post some lolisloppa to help kaytatos coom
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:31:58 AM
No.534785201
>>534782475
Sick troondle freak
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:32:26 AM
No.534785232
>>534785296
>>534785137
idk jannies are pretty uppity lately
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:33:28 AM
No.534785296
>>534785331
>>534785336
>>534785232
Are they coming after litter box links?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:34:03 AM
No.534785331
>>534785296
they're coming after cp you freak
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:34:07 AM
No.534785336
>>534785296
Yeah, I assume because the troondle shillsquad is mass reporting anything they can
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:35:32 AM
No.534785423
>>534785572
>>534785096
Logged in and out for like 4 times now
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:36:07 AM
No.534785458
>>534784905
dont expect anything before 8pm
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:36:42 AM
No.534785492
>>534785762
>>534784514
I think comedy central had a movie called saving Silverman where they debated just eating the person that they think they wanna kill or hide from the police. Would that not work?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:37:02 AM
No.534785518
POOCHIE MONDY
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:37:13 AM
No.534785531
>>534785856
>>534786759
nah jannies got more upset after i posted whitemane getting dogged than loli / shota
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:37:55 AM
No.534785572
>>534785660
>>534785423
>when you think you're finished with your goonsesh but then feel like just one more
iktf
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:39:08 AM
No.534785660
>>534785572
Lord knows we've all been there.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:40:01 AM
No.534785718
>>534785784
>hear about the Pochie Monday fiasco
>completely lose interest in the Pochieposters
Has there ever been a general full of smug retards that lost so hard they just couldnt cope with it? You dumbass niggers really think the server will be playable? Absolute morons. And lets say it will work; so what? The custom content is absolute amateur trash with no soul. Miserable shits lmao
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:40:43 AM
No.534785760
>>534785721
Why do you care?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:40:45 AM
No.534785762
>>534786120
>>534785492
>murder someone
>just eat them bro!
>average person consists of approximately 70kg of meat
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:41:01 AM
No.534785784
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:41:18 AM
No.534785807
>>534785721
Don't care if they announce it's cancelled and they are shutting down all production
still wont play troondle
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:41:46 AM
No.534785836
>>534786105
>>534785721
these threads are still more enjoyable than actually playing turtle or ascension
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:41:46 AM
No.534785837
>>534785721
and I'll still eat that slop up
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:42:03 AM
No.534785856
>>534785951
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:42:30 AM
No.534785891
>>534785960
>>534785721
kekaroo i love watching this shitshow. epojeets getting cucked for a whole month soon hahahaha KEKAROOOO TRANNIES KEKAROOOO
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:43:15 AM
No.534785951
>>534786598
>>534785856
/c/f2o09z
most of my slop is there and I'll update if I do anything new but I have a lot of new shit atm even if pochie never comes out
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:43:20 AM
No.534785960
>>534785891
an "adult" typed this
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:43:25 AM
No.534785967
Don't care, still playing Epoch.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:43:46 AM
No.534785993
Who was holding the gun to Magic's head forcing him to hardcore crunch for 2 weeks? Why is Kaytotes not getting flack for forcing his team to salvage his server so that he wouldn't have to hurt his own ego by admitting the launch would need to be delayed?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:44:11 AM
No.534786018
>>534786110
>>534786213
>>534779462
>you pick SD or HD models when installing, can switch at will
>can turn off all transmog, mounts and effects with a single click
You're controlling the buttons you press, retardditor.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:44:18 AM
No.534786024
>>534784106
Nostalruse turned me into a man. I am immune to rollbacks. In fact, I'll be disappointed if the NPCs don't start speaking french.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:45:27 AM
No.534786102
>Kekaroo
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:45:28 AM
No.534786103
>>534786170
is pochie monday a go?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:45:29 AM
No.534786105
>>534785836
This is toptier cope lmao
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:45:33 AM
No.534786110
>>534786172
>>534786572
>>534786018
I'm not playing a server hosted by people who think any of that is acceptable. I don't care if I can choose to pretend it's not there.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:45:42 AM
No.534786120
>>534786462
>>534785762
Who said it had to be all in one sitting? Realistically you just have to eat their hands and feet to remove fingerprint capture capabilities and grind up their teeth so there won't be any dental record to match with. The rest of the body can be disposed at your leisure
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:46:25 AM
No.534786170
>>534786103
Pochie Monday is in full swing, Kaytotes has logged on and off Discord 4 times, its happening very soon.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:46:26 AM
No.534786172
>>534786110
Nobody tell him about the transmog on epoch
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:46:58 AM
No.534786213
>>534786572
>>534786018
Can I turn off Mythic+ and item forging?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:47:47 AM
No.534786269
>>534786347
I'm going to sleep and when I wake up everyone will be playing epoch and it will be great and we will all look back on these past two weeks and laugh
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:48:24 AM
No.534786303
is monday now. pochie pls
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:49:05 AM
No.534786347
>>534786474
>>534786269
Magic's grandma won't
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:49:59 AM
No.534786418
HE'S BACK
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:50:27 AM
No.534786445
>>534786567
im going to bed so they can put the servers up and they wont crash you're welcome
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:50:44 AM
No.534786462
>>534787837
>>534786120
You forgot that cutting up the body and putting sizeable parts in double/triple gallon zip lock bags filled with sea water and tossing them in trash bins at different organic food stores
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:50:54 AM
No.534786474
>>534786347
rest her soul
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:52:23 AM
No.534786565
>>534786646
Wtf is this thread jesus fuck
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:52:23 AM
No.534786567
>>534786445
your sacrifice will not be forgotten
>>534786110
>options and freedom of choice is bad m'kay, optional HD models are UNACCEPTABLE!!!
wow, a genuine retardditor
>>534786213
you don't have to engage with Mythics if you don't wish to, and why would random items scattered out in the world bother you to begin with?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:53:02 AM
No.534786598
>>534785951
>New pictures
Thank you AI sloppa anon, I hope you keep building more.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:53:11 AM
No.534786610
I think I'm obligated by US law to report this thread to the authorities
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:53:45 AM
No.534786642
>>534786572
yeah I don't want to play with faggots who like the Disney Pixar models
cry about it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:53:47 AM
No.534786646
>>534786565
What no pochie does to a nigga
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:54:00 AM
No.534786662
>>534786687
Pochie Monday has been CANCELLED
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:54:19 AM
No.534786687
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:54:41 AM
No.534786716
>>534786910
>>534786572
NTA but you had a point about the models and transmogs but holy shit
>you dont have to participate in a core gameplay feature
you are actually a braindead retard.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:55:07 AM
No.534786738
you dropped this, king
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:55:36 AM
No.534786759
>>534785531
I like how this one of a kind dungeon boss become such a staple wow sexo character
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:55:53 AM
No.534786781
>>534786572
youre right i dont have to engage with that dogshit server so i wont
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:56:34 AM
No.534786815
Pochie monday... IS REAL
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:57:13 AM
No.534786853
>>534787085
>>534786572
Mythic+ and item forging are like the antithesis of classic. They shouldn't advert as a classic+ experience.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:57:58 AM
No.534786910
>>534786981
>>534787114
>>534786716
>mythic shit is core gameplay feature because I say so
I've never done a M+ dungeon, so yeah?
are you pretending? what's going on big guy?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:58:23 AM
No.534786928
Just had a phone call with Kaytotes. Don't go to turtlewow on 17th.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:59:12 AM
No.534786981
>>534786910
>raiding isn't a core gameplay feature because I've never raided
see I can do it too
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:00:07 AM
No.534787031
killing enemies and leveling isnt a core gameplay element because i sit in goldshire and service futas
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:00:47 AM
No.534787085
>>534786853
>classic+
They don't, it's "Warcraft Reborn" now.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:01:11 AM
No.534787114
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:01:50 AM
No.534787154
>>534787214
>>534787249
LF2M SFK+12 Fortified/Sanguine 1 Tank 1 DPS
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:02:43 AM
No.534787202
NEWP ATCH ON LAUNCHER
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:02:49 AM
No.534787207
>>534787276
Why won't anyone just launch a vanilla classic server without all this gay custom shit?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:02:59 AM
No.534787214
>>534787154
>no rogues no hunters arugals robes reserved
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:03:08 AM
No.534787229
Epoch was never real
We're mass hallucinating rn
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:03:27 AM
No.534787249
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:03:50 AM
No.534787276
>>534787207
its called official blizzard servers
Bronzebeard isnβt that bad after all.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:05:20 AM
No.534787393
HE'S BACK!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:05:26 AM
No.534787403
>>534792219
>>534787316
I got sick of it before I hit level 10, the bloated enemy healthpools are just tiresome
>15 lightning bolts to kill 1 bear
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:05:33 AM
No.534787415
some of you are alright, don't log in during pochie monday
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:05:50 AM
No.534787435
>>534787604
>>534787316
it needs a lot of work, I got to 25 then stopped.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:07:29 AM
No.534787541
>>534788191
POST
MORE
WHITEMANE
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:07:44 AM
No.534787564
>>534787073
Finally, a good game
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:07:59 AM
No.534787576
>>534787738
>>534787073
Will they ever make a new phantasy star universe?
>>534787316
>>534787435
redpill me on bronzebeard
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:08:55 AM
No.534787632
>kaytotes joined turtle wow
yep, again, the classic shenna server sabotage and takeover
enjoy the pozed epoch
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:09:00 AM
No.534787636
>>534787073
played PSOBB not too long ago, such a good fucking game. The Dreamcast really was an amazing system ahead of its time.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:09:40 AM
No.534787680
KAYTOTES
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:10:00 AM
No.534787706
>>534787604
shitty retail- server
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:10:07 AM
No.534787709
>>534787886
>>534787604
wotlk client + talents, classic world, main twist being ME stuff, a lot of cosmetics but you can turn everything off instantly
it's basically SoD, but actually fun
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:10:30 AM
No.534787738
>>534787771
>>534787576
Considering how much they put into PSO2 NGE and it flopped hard, doubt it.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:10:59 AM
No.534787771
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:12:10 AM
No.534787837
>>534788463
>>534786462
>cutting up the body and putting sizeable parts in double/triple gallon zip lock bags filled with sea water and tossing them in trash bins at different organic food stores
I would get one of those concrete blocks they sell at homedepot that doesn't have a serial number associated with it and smash the body parts into a fine paste before putting it in zip locks filled with sea water, even add a drizzle of tapito' or cholula hot sauce to make the human paste appear to be Mexican chorizo.
What exactly is her role in the scarlet church?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:12:57 AM
No.534787886
>>534792219
>>534787709
>its literal retail leveling difficulty
>fun
kill yourself
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:13:00 AM
No.534787889
>hoped bronzebeard to keep me occupied till pochie wednesday
>its shit
>have to go paypig on war thunder again
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:13:25 AM
No.534787908
>>534787604
retail level scaling
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:14:06 AM
No.534787952
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:14:24 AM
No.534787968
>>534787852
enticing young boys to join by being free use if they excel
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:14:33 AM
No.534787975
>>534787604
retoilet for thirdies
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:14:51 AM
No.534787998
i want to play on poochy today. so bad it actually hurts
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:14:59 AM
No.534788009
>>534788069
>>534788224
>>534787604
Have you played Ascension? If so, it is literally Ascension but your build is locked to Wrath classes.
If you haven't, its a server thats level 60 capped with vanilla dungeons/raids/BGs but using Wrath class talents + Ascensions gimmicks of Mystic Enchantments which enhance or completely change your class entirely. It feels closer to retail which is why people call it Retail- but its really just a Wrath+ server. Do not consider it at all a "Classic+" server. You can have cosmetics just like retail, mounts at level 1 and XP boosts, Random Dungeon Finder, Mythic + dungeons, Multiple raid difficulties.
Ascension is fun in its own way sure, but its disingenuous to call it Classic+. Their seasonal servers aren't bad, I enjoy them time to time. But Bronzebeard is trying to be something Ascension isn't capable of.
What is everybody playing while waiting for poochie? And don't say ">Actually playing games" or some stupid fucking shit.
>>534788009
>Mythic + dungeons, Multiple raid difficulties
real?
why???
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:16:01 AM
No.534788087
>>534787852
In combat res.
>>534788057
I'm rewatching AVGN
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:16:44 AM
No.534788127
>>534788057
I finished expedition 33 last week and started playing tomb raider 3 this weekend
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:16:45 AM
No.534788130
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:17:09 AM
No.534788154
>>534788057
osrs
beat the chained echoes dlc
some granblue versus
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:17:34 AM
No.534788191
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:17:36 AM
No.534788192
>>534788069
same reason as retail, retarded powercreep that they cant contain
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:17:45 AM
No.534788201
>>534788069
because its just a copy paste template of their other Ascension realms. Its trying to cash in on the Classic+ craze atm. You can buy many convenient items on their store, they are by far the richest private server to have existed for WoW. Again, Ascension is fun in its own right for different reasons. But anyone trying to play Vanilla/Classic+ is not interested in what Bronzebeard is selling. Totally different experiences.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:18:04 AM
No.534788224
>>534788009
>Mythic + dungeons, Multiple raid difficulties
wow that just sounds like the worse version of classic + i could imagine.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:18:25 AM
No.534788249
>>534788057
at work, hopefully they boot the servers up when eurobros clock out
get fucked yanks
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:19:03 AM
No.534788290
>>534788057
Minecraft modpack called Rotn, checked out lates version and it was completely fubar and went back to old version to continue my suffering.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:19:13 AM
No.534788302
>>534788069
how else are they going to sell p2w shit
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:19:18 AM
No.534788306
>>534788057
>What is everybody playing
>>534787073
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:19:27 AM
No.534788318
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:19:45 AM
No.534788339
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:19:52 AM
No.534788350
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:20:00 AM
No.534788361
>>534788116
I plan on doing that while levelling.
I might even throw in monster madness
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:20:21 AM
No.534788383
>>534788653
>>534788116
I was literally doing this a few hours ago in bed. Ghostbusters episode is so fucking good.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:20:22 AM
No.534788384
>>534766796 (OP)
>extreme AI use
>aggressive ESL shilling
good morning saar
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:21:17 AM
No.534788426
have you noticed the troondle shills come out mostly during work hours in india?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:21:21 AM
No.534788428
>>534788504
>>534787073
I will never forgive Sega for destroying this ip, had so many good times playing PSO ep 1 and 2 on the gamecube.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:21:53 AM
No.534788463
>>534788598
>>534788814
>>534787837
Do I have to use sea water? Im in a landlocked state, In Minecraft of course
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:22:29 AM
No.534788504
>>534788428
it's an amazing game
timeless and priceless
even the story is good
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:22:43 AM
No.534788516
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:24:13 AM
No.534788598
>>534788463
Nta but yes, seawater is optimal because of its amino acid profile and bacteria genesis capabilities and it will nullify DNA testing on any viscosity of human paste
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:24:50 AM
No.534788637
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:25:03 AM
No.534788643
>>534788697
we still hopeful?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:25:07 AM
No.534788648
>>534788057
I'm watching Dollars Trilogy. It made me reconsider rolling a healer on pochie, prob gonna go with a warrior now
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:25:09 AM
No.534788653
>>534788754
>>534788383
I think my favorite classic vids are the ones where he reviews the old consoles like the Atari 5200 or the ColecoVision.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:25:52 AM
No.534788697
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:26:20 AM
No.534788721
>>534785721
>lost
What did I lose? Never installing Turtle btw.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:27:06 AM
No.534788754
>>534788653
Nintendo power song lives rent free in my head
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:27:12 AM
No.534788764
>>534788893
Bring the fucking server up now!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:27:30 AM
No.534788779
>>534788057
I reinstalled Medieval 2 Total War.
It's actually not a very good game and it lacks a ton of core features like seeing which units have movement remaining or autorun in combat. It takes forever to tech out of militia spearmen and peasant archers without wrecking your economy, and by the time you do you already own 1/4 of the map. It also has degenerate mechanics like random chances for your parties to rebel even when your empire is happy. I think if I want to play this again I'll just play Bretonnia in TWWH3 and put on the Med 2 OST in the background.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:27:40 AM
No.534788789
>>534788057
tetris unironically. i admire it's simplicity
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:27:47 AM
No.534788793
POCHIE MONDAY!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:28:00 AM
No.534788814
>>534788463
Could use distilled water spiked with an entire bag of salt and a bottle of fish food that you can get at petsmart
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:28:45 AM
No.534788848
>>534789028
Shill OSRS to me
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:29:34 AM
No.534788893
>>534788972
>>534788764
why are female humans like this
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:29:38 AM
No.534788902
>>534788057
learning chess
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:30:27 AM
No.534788957
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:30:47 AM
No.534788972
>>534788893
It's always the women who welcome the barbarians in
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:31:42 AM
No.534789028
>>534788848
delightfully hand crafted quests
great music
has a certain iconic art and animation style
pvp
auction house, player trading
extra extreme grinding
f2p is a ruse and game is basically unplayable without a subscription
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:32:59 AM
No.534789110
>>534785721
Honestly everytime i see a cry post like this I just kek. imagine seething at people being interesting in something. real grinch energy their my nigga.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:33:28 AM
No.534789149
>>534787852
Milker Superior
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:23:29 AM
No.534792219
>>534787403
>>534787886
lmao
so which one is this kek
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:51:26 AM
No.534794115
>>534781709
since the other games actually exist and are playable, yes, yes it is
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:29:13 PM
No.534800374
Redpill me on the epoch tranny situation and mpreg meme I canβt connect the dots