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>>534746009

POCHIE MONDAY

Yep, I'm thinking we're back.

POCHIE AUGUST

Streamer man, check MC again.

I'm gonna sleep and when I awak I will play Poch

POOCHIES!!!

POCHIE HYPE

POCHIE MONDAY

New WC looks good

POCHIE
MONDAY!!!!!

Bros.. if Epoch continues like this... I will get a job before it releases...

looking forwards spending 9 hours in WC because my fellow no-shoes can't find their way around the new layout

It's Monday, why is the game still dead?

I wonder why the CMs aren't doing their engagement surveys while the chat is locked.

>>534767159
It's still Sunday in the US, sorry.

I hate HCniggers so much fucking much it's unreal. I miss pochie

>>534767175
...because they took the weekend off?

Who else don't give a frick if they doing optimum gameplay and jus click they buttons

They redid Rag's room

>>534767458
Why chains tho?

I wonder if kaytotes will be happy about people going in and looking at all the custom content...

>>534767608
who fucking cares

>>534767589
To jump on to when the room fills with lava

>>534767608
Everything shown so far (except Onyxia's lair) has been playable on betas before this anon

>4 hours till habbening time
Get ready bros

Surprisingly not a lot of "during the day" or "during the night" stuff in their leaked DB for items

>>534767608
i dont think it'll matter when he announces the indefinite hiatus of the project tomorrow

>>534767734
not the most fun sort of mechanic to play around
I can see why it would only be delegated to a few niche/meme items

>>534767734
Didn't someon say the DB leak was only the first 60k items and there were 66k total?

Pochie bros, we are finally coming home...

>>534767654
>how to filter 99% of classic player base in one mechanic
I love it

That's it? That's all Epoch has to offer? Yeah I'll be on Bronzebeard, thanks.

i need the 'poch bros
better be some good fucking news tomorrow

mr streamer can you fly around STV? its one of the areas with a new world boss.

>>534767608
If he doesn't like it maybe he should release the server then maybe?

>>534767956
idk if my guild is gonna roll on bronzebeard but we might roll on ambershire

>>534767956
You need more? Thats what vanilla is about.

>>534768010
its in ulmetr's hands now

>Swamp of Soros

badlands got some new stuff in it too, mr streamer.

>>534767995
yo
galo sengen

>>534768067
Does anyone have link to /ourguy/s gibhub contributions? I'm too retarded to figure out how to get anything useful out of gibhub

Turtleshill status?

https://www.twitch.tv/xernuuo
best epoch streamer, also the whitest

does turtle use GPT to write all their custom quests?

>>534768315
They do russian to english using MTL.

He's missing so much new stuff bros how do I speak up

>>534768315
only epoch does that

>>534768289
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/activity
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/tswow/activity

>>534768481
he reads this general when he pauses

>>534768309
Streamer sounds like zoomer that just checks a place 2 minutes and asks "is this new? is this new?"
>>534768481
Tell him what you want to look at.

>>534768539
he is a noshoes player

Silithus? Felwood? Un goro? Tanaris? What about the race track in the salt lake area in thousand needles?

>>534768502
thx m8

>>534768593
He said hes an alliance main

>>534768593
Fucking of course he is, explains everything.

All the jannies are online.....

>>534768629
Every no-shoe says that

>>534768481
just post in twitch chat or here
he's been lurking, even listened to my retard request to zoom in on the gnome

>>534768481
>how do I speak up
huh? just type in the chat?

>>534768653
>some elven ruins added to the southern edge of ungoro

>>534768593
>>534768653
>spreading lies about the man reigniting the fighting spirit of the 'poch playerbase
Die

>clearly waiting for kaytatos
they are up to something....

>>534768669
Pochie soon? But where's kaybloat?

>>534768669
>the team is all European
>morning hits for Europe
>they all wake up
I'm nooooooticing

>>534768707
thats not even true

>>534768787
real stealth launch coming?

>>534768742
He can reignite it all he wants, don't dismiss anons asking him to check something out and say "nothing new I already checked lol", just check the place you zoomer no-shoes.

Happening?

>>534768787
NOTHING OR SOMETHING
CALL IT

How do I make sure he reads my message?

>>534768898
Always nothing

>>534768898
nothing for following 3 hours.
habbening starting 4 hours from now

These threads are slowly dying huh

I am in the war room meeting channel.. Something big is about to announced..

>>534768898
Something in about 10 hours.

>>534768898
NOTHING.
We're now well rested to maybe get back to work because we might try to stealth launch. Oh also, we will miss Magic and thanks for his hard work.

>>534768979
My vibes are pulsating

They're not releasing at 12am primetime NA retards, go to bed now so you can make it to your wageslave job in the morn.

>>534768929
Say the gamer word to let him know you are one of the chosen ones.

POCHIE HYPE

>>534768898
Nothing.

>>534768898
Probably nothing...

th-thanks altered

>>534769048
they will, it's supposed to be a stealth launch

What does it mean?

>>534769015
>only half rested XP
ngmi

>>534768968
>trying to pretend we didnt all just recover our hopium watching the stream of the custom content
Incredibly funny to watch you retarded shills desperately trying to come up with new copes in real time.

>>534768898
Nothing. You'll get an announcement of an announcement at best and you will like it.

>>534768968
man i follow this thread just to watch the shitshow
i legit went on vacation last week came back home and the game still hadnt launched

>>534769120
>>534769129
>they sneaked into the datacenter and are about to destroy Turtle's server
oh shit oh fuck

>>534769210
THATS ILLEGAL WHAT THE FUCK

>>534769210
HABBENING

Is there anything in Deadwind Pass? N.. ni- I can't say it!

>>534768968
I've been here since the start and I haven't been able to log in once

>>534769120
>>534769129
Reads as "we know you guys are streaming the server locally" to me.

comfy stealth launch at neet hours inc..

>>534769120
>>534769129
Yeah I'm thinking tonight's the night. Tonight for sure. Definitely tonight.

>>534769269
he is cute

vibe check?

How many minutes will it stay up for this time?
I'm going crazy without my fix.

The Feralas quest hub

>>534769313
you serious?

my body is so ready for pochie... when does mr totes wakey wakey? please say now...

Am I popping open the monster bros? Is it happening tonight?

>>534769313
how?
just spam login when the servers go up.
i could get in every single time when i was awake.

>>534769313
i joined the discord and got banned immediately so im just here to watch them fail

>>534769453
FANTASTIC

>>534769453
Flaccid as fuck

Anything new for hinterlands?

>>534769453

>try mop classic
>instakill everything while leveling
>game holds your hand every step of the way
>get bored

>try classic anniversary
>get corpsecamped everywhere above lvl 30
>economy is hyperinflated
>bots all around the game
>people play for xp/h instead of fun
>DUNGEON X MEGA BOOST SUMM RDY 250G 5 RUNS BEST XP 9001 MOBS FULL AFK
Pochie pls hurry up

Felstone Fortress is seriously cool

>>534769453
BRILLIANT

>>534769453
I can't even get an erection anymore :(
they took my foreskin too :(

>>534769502
To be a total fag with no self-awareness, I miss being 16

>>534769313
Bro your scripts?

>>534769453
After watching all of this? full mast.

has stonetalon caverns been shown yet? like the entrance?

mop....................lost?

>>534769453
HOW ARE YA

>>534769491
>just spam login when the servers go up
>when the servers go up
>servers
>up

>>534769453
MARVELOUS

>>534769490
I'm holding off until I'm in

>>534769653
Servers up!

>>534769627
it's just a cave area near the charred vale, nothing really special yet

They lost the only dev that wasn’t a furry. This server is fucked

I don't even have Epoch installed anymore lol, I'm just playing Age of Conan

>>534769605
well so far we've got unpatchable bugs, an extremely shit unmaintained server core, the one guy pushing commits quit, and the developers r out jerking off in other games
this server is doa

>Midnight on a Monday in NA.
>EU is getting ready for work.
The best time to launch epoch for easy server load is right now. The second best time is in the hours that follow.

TONIGHT

>>534768887
I'd play gnomes if they looked like this

>>534769772
LISA NEEDS BRACES

>>534769808
>the one guy pushing commits quit
that parts wrong

KAYTATOS YOU BLACKEST NIGGERMONKEY WAKE UP ALREADY

>>534769876
oh yeah theres nobody pushing commits, my bad

>With the upcoming PvP changes in Patch 1.18.0 — Scars of the Past, we've decided that War Mode needs a redesign to align better with the new PvP philosophy.

>Read more: https://twow.link/warmode

>>534769834
You're not thinking like a rug pull Andy.

>>534766138

SHOW THE SPIDERWEBBED GNOMES!

>>534768813
Its 4/5am for them anon

>>534769140
The only people with 'renewed hopium' are people who just found out about this server 2 weeks ago. Anyone who has been a part of this for months/years has seen the 4 whole new/remade dungeons.

>>534770025
the exact reason why i don't play beta's, early access or whatever.
why would you spoil yourself..

>>534769942
Theres at least a two or three visibly working on it constantly on the github. Some kid Magic left, theres nothing he was doing that can't be done by others, it was just an extra hand.

xernuuo can you shown off old dungeons which got changes

2 minutes to midnite...

>>534769808
Didn't ask

>>534769856
Anon...

>>534770094
literally the beginning of the stream

Even if this server does get released it's not gonna be this week or even this month

>>534770087
If im gonna commit to a mmo I need to see if its good first

Where did you even get the idea they’ll show anything on Monday? I’m just not getting those vibes myself.

i think it will be good

>>534770000
Too many pointless dead ends, but otherwise not nearly as maze like as people pretend.

>>534770210
if ur going to commit to an mmo having it actually work would be a prerequisite
its taken weeks to even get it to launch after the launch was supposed to happen, how long do u think patches r gonna take

I DIDNT MEAN WAILING CAVERNS AND DEADMINES. I MEAN OTHER OLD DUNGEONS WHICH GOT CHANGES

It's not coming today
It's not coming this week
It might never come!

>>534770256
for a second i thought this was one of those nightmare AI generated videos

>>534770206
The server's ready to go actually, they just need to roll back the changes they made at the last minute.

TODAY POCHIE DAY

>>534770275
It's no-shoe dungeon, they would get list in a straight tube

>>534770256
Dooby...

>>534770364
You said this last Friday, please shut up

Kaytotes get ipad

POCHIE NEVER

POOCHIE
ON
A
MONDAY

>want to stay up in case they open servers
>need to wage tomorrow

>>534770364
Never shut up, anon. Never lose hope

pochie has no sovl
pochie is kill

>>534770504
why bother staying up, it won't be up for long even if it does come up

>he missed the gnomes

LET'S GO POCHIE LET'S GO

>>534770504
dude you might be retarded

>>534770546
I would like to get the 30 minutes handed to us if possible.

>>534770307
Thats the only two.

>>534770504
stay up anon, they won't trick you again

I'm ready.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzEemp1SLOM

wasnt eye of the storm changed?

>E-Pog today
I'm so ready

>>534770517
Ascension Jews > Epog Gays > Turtle Troons

>>534770000
>>534770275
>>534770373
TY.

Here's a comparison of OG. Both confusing as hell, but I don't think the new one will be as bad, also more bosses to fill out the bigger space.

>>534770191
I don't understand. Please explain

It'll ne later on today if anything, go to bed
source: idk

>>534770752
pulled this rough looking load screen for it

>defias set is 6 piece with the bandana mask being a part of it

soulful

>>534770883
OH NONONONO EPOCHBROS

>>534770796
new one goes way too heavy on the boss rooms its basically just one huge corridor with branches off it

>>534770883
eots/gillijim's isle map

>>534770883
UE5 EPOCH CONFIRMED

>>534770883
>>534771050
He was just flying around it a minute ago it looks really good, genuinely.

>>534771130
sounds like copium

In 5 hours we'll all be epogging

>>534770671
EVERY SPLIFF I ROLL I ROLL IT BIIIIG!

>>534771050
>wasting a potential source of new leveling content on a battleground reskin
Fucking idiots.

>>534771251
Nah

>>534770883
what were they thinking!!!

what could have been.....

>>534771278
turtle lost

>>534771329

I wasn't really hyped for custom content before because that always tends to be bit shit but this stream has gotten me unironically excited

>>534770883
>we have wow at home
Kek

>>534770883
looks like a WIP tbdesu

>i think game dead and never coming out
>but I'll follow it and the threads every day and keep reminding people
If you really believed that, you'd leave. You still have hope in your heart. You've been hurt I know, but you can love again

>534771390
yet more proof that anime posters have literal brain damage

>>534770883
sovl

>>534770883
This is a placeholder the real loading screen is going to be much better looking.

>>534771530
>>

kek

>>534771530
she's right tho

>>534771451
>>534771593
all the other ones look way better

>>534771631
>she

>>534771530
You forgot to include an image of a pregnant man and a link to the turdle website in your post.

>>534771530
meant for >>534771390

Is he getting mad at us?

turtrannies may kiss the feet and beg forgiveness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
rumor has it one of them is on the epoch staff.

>>534771717
Well Gilijims isn't even technically playable until a later patch so it makes sense the loading screen wouldn't look good compared to a released dungeon.
>butbutbut
Cope

Wait is the silithus cenario hold gone?

Why are the zones so empty? Epoch forgot to make NPCs LMAO

Why is this general raving mad today? Is it out? Was there some announcement I missed while sleeping?

>>534771761
I mean we've been trolling him for past 2 hours

>>534771964
KEKAROO NO WONDER THEY COULDN'T LAUNCH, NO NPCS EXIST OUTSIDE THE STARTING ZONE

>>534771996
they think kaytotes is going to announce that the server will be open today

>>534771996
It's not out, just a new spurt of energy from the copium lads.

More like World of Warcrap lol

>>534771761
>>534772032
now make him do another lap in the WC

>>534771996
People coping and hoping for an update today, as well as an anon here streaming a bunch of new regions and the dungeons.

>>534771996
POCHIE MONDAY soon
trvst the plvn

>>534771902
ye, fuck this shithole

>>534771996
some guy was/is streaming the custom zones by loading the world maps off the github and the hopium is off the charts again after seeing that the areas are pretty high quality

Pochie will launch when it is ready!

>>534771902
Yeah, Silithus is the alpha version and they have different plans for AQ

>>534772105
How is mr streamer man in?

Prepare yourself mentally, that it could be postponed a week or even indefinately. Hopefully not, but just.. try not to lose your minds.

>>534772227
https://github.com/barncastle/AIO-Sandbox/

>>534772227
Running it on a local sandbox, it's just the worldspace no NPC assets or anything.

>>534772227
streamer priority

>>534772227
he's using this https://github.com/barncastle/AIO-Sandbox/

>What happens after pochie monday?
>That's when pochie tuesday begins

725 - Deadmines
731 - Tol Barad
726 - WailingCaverns
732 - STV

>>534772272
People currently getting high on copium are going to be very disappointed

>>534772272
If they announce a year long postpone then I'll simply wait a year longer.

Still won't touch troondle or any other retail- funserver

waiting on epoop

>>534772358
Thank you xir for the instance IDs.
.go 0 0 0 [id]

Screencap this post
>1 month delay announced
>radio silence
>they deliver but it only has a fraction of the population
>they open registrations again
>server fully revives and has 8k queues again
>crashes

QUICK SOMEONE ASK HIM TO GO SOMEWHERE

kek there's still people waiting for this? you remind me of the japanese soldiers that stationed themselves on a remote island, and didn't know that the war ended, sitting on the island for months.

>>534772524
Show Gilneas

please show TOL BARAD xir

>>534771996
https://pastebin.com/C6ihVELX

>what the hell is gilneas
SODOMITE ALERT
SODOMITE ALERT

>>534772645
meant for
>>534772358

>he is looping
he is going to have a meltie

POOCHIE!!!

>give in and play troondle
>urge to goon to fag porn
im trans btw

>>534772551
It's like a shitcoin thread on /biz/ at this point

fucking kino i shouldn't watch the stream.

>>534772920
>goon

KILL YOUR SELF !!!!!!!

>>534772920
>>give in and play troondle
https://youtu.be/p63djQjKe0I?si=OEubzdL9pI-fKx6c

bye streamer anon

Epoch stocks are rising again

Thanks for the stream. Keep your feet underground brother.

I'M SO FUCKING HYPED FOR E-POG

my pochie hype is back to all time high after that

>stream starded
>anime posting stopped

>stream started
>india's strongest turtle shill goes into maximum overdrive

>>534772920
nice

>pochie monday is here
>but I have to go to work

FACT: If Shenna is willing to pay timer website guy for an Ambershite banner ad, she's willing to pay some NEET child 30 bucks to spam on this thread.

Who do I need to blame and curse for all eternity for epochs fuck up?

>>534773360
why are gn*mes like this?

Someone spin up a poll so we can see the horde/alliance split and what classes are gonna be the >meme class

>>534773451
High Elf Paladin reporting for duty, yes I do have 5/5 Ardent Defender, how did you know?

>>534772920
>>urge to goon to fag porn
wtf

>>534773451
overwhelmingly undead ret paladin
ret paladin in general really

>>534773552
Thats what turdle does to you

born to play alliance
forced to play horde because my friends want undead paladin

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>>534773451
60/40 ally/horde
60/40 guru/kezan
mage/hunter/rogue least played classes except for guru rogues

>>534773651
Just play alliance and join the pochie pal anons

>>534773627
You're both fags, don't act like you aren't
You fuckers post about Pochie this Pochie that every fucking day, you may as well be wearing Programmer Socks too
VVall<raft would ban you all on sight

i'm starting to say pochie irl to myself

The goon dungeon.

>undead paladin
>tauren druid
>nelf priest
Choose for me

>>534773532
>>534773586
I was expecting something more along the lines of a shit ton of UD pallys or dorf shamans

Reminder to kill all gnomes no matter the faction split

>>534773760
Undead Prot Pally

>>534773760
ud pally

2 more sleepies for pochie wednesday!

>>534773760
pally tank
bear tanks are fags

>magic kills his own grandma
>they think the server is still going to launch
oh my sweet summer child

>>534773719
It'll happen to you too, if you go turtle
You'll become gay and trans and start gooning to fag porn
Juts stay away bro, its a warning

>>534773451
I do so enjoy the microthong tag

>>534773760
If troills were added to play druids, i'd have been druid
Fucking HATE tauren models

NELF priest for your dominatrix arc

>>534773923
female tauren are hot, they have the stink of southern white women

>>534773719
sounds like someone needs a dose of fag porn

>>534773651
I wish nelves had that big ponytail in game

its monday
where pochie?

WHERES FUCKING POOOOOOOOOCHIE

>>534774028

>>534774028
3AM just like last time! You remember last time, right? It happened at 3AM.

G U R U P O C H I E

IT'S UP

so when the cashshops finally open are the devs splitting profits or is keytotes just gonna flaunt his yacht while kes and eredun are still in their rundown bingbong apartment?

Projekezan.

pochie pochie pochie pochie pochie pochie poch

>>534774334
>launch was 3 months ago already

WHY ISNT IT UP YET ITS MONDAY

>>534774318
everything about this line of retarded speech sounds just like those giga-simps over at /vt/

launch in 11 hours
trust the plan

no one thinks its actually gonna launch right? its just a meme right?

>>534772453
at least we'll get a week of playtime before they open the registration again right?

EREDUN IS TYPING IN UPDATES CHANNEL

>>534770256
i want to fuck the jerboa

TYPING
>TYPING
TYPING
>TYPING
BRACE

>>534774518
Why not? They were ready on Friday shit justwent sideways

>>534774612
>>534774557
Why do you turn my thread into a house of LIES?!

>>534774096
>>534774298
Oh hell no not this again
I can't...

KINDLY PUT UP THE SERVERS

>>534774465
kaytatos is still sleepy and wants first place in que so we wait

>>534774625
they lost one of the main devs who works on the server

LAUNCHER UPDATE

Female Nelf Hunter
or
Female Human Hunter

why was custom content crashing the server constantly if they had betas? I don't see anyone saying that the betas were crashing every 15 minutes

>>534774679
>main devs
according to him?

>>534774690
do you want to hunt shotas or dogs

>>534774690
Male Dwarf Hunter

>>534774668
BLOODY BENCHOD KINDLY BRING UP THE SERVER SIR I WILL NOT TO BE ASKING AGAIN

you're going to spend the next ten hours lying repeatedly like a fucking rat aren't you

GIB POCHIE!

wow ok now I know why you guys lie about that kind of thing, that was exhilarating

wasn't this server supposed to launch weeks ago? what's going on?

ITS UP

>>534774690
Will your transmog show cleavage? Human
Will your transmog show midriff? Nelf

>>534774713
because retards bought into the muh linux gayming hype when entire game was coded for PC

>>534774668
KINDLY DO THE NEEDFUL SAAR

Here we go again...

>>534774745
Neither, I just wanna do PVE
>>534774758
Also considering this but afraid I'll regret it and he'll look stupid later on
>>534774836
I'm not a slutmogger because I'm straight, why'd I show my character off for other men to oogle at?

HAPPENING

So what stage of the grieving process are you guys on currently? Denial, still?

>I'm not a slutmogger because I'm straight
sure thing buddy

What class would Apu play on Epoch?

>>534775005
undead pally

>>534775005
Rogue

>>534774353
>Hoyo last minute retconned Siegewinne being the product of a human male plapping melusine cheeks until a haffu was born
UNFORGIVABLE

what if i was like yeah yeah yeah look at me yeah yeah look at me im chalk-sama yeah

>>534775005
Tauren warrior
Not make it past level 4

My hope ran out. I'm dooming again.

>>534774976
we are going HVME

What is the cuck class for each faction
>Horde: Undead Paladin
>Alliance: Dwarf Shaman
Honorable mentions
>Anything Troll related
>Gnome priest

Which devs was actually responsible for world/area design?

It's over.

>>534774681
fuck off nigger. we all know it's not up. you think the faggots in this thread aren't already hooked in? kys

If I spec into reckoning on the prot tree I basically want a 1 hander with less than 2s swing speed to maximize the extra attacks right?

Who fucked up the stairs
Who's not their anymore

>>534775307
No, you tank with a 2 hander

>>534775224
horde: nothing
ally: everything

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

I'm starting to think axe rogue with emphasis on bleeds is gonna really fuck their stun rotations
>Sap, procc'd a bleed on accident, sap removed
>Mid fight blind, bleeds were on so blind is broken

>>534775580
Axes are for pve

>>534775005
It is the inclination of a fren to help others. Playing a class that can't heal or provide some significant utility like soulstones & summons, or food & portals is not something a fren does, unless previously organized with other frens.

turtle gameplay

P..pochiee

>>534775724
I miss when the tents had collision. I get why they don't, but I liked using them as hammocks instead.

>>534775724
Do most turtle players boot up the game, get to level 15 and uninstall?

>>534775824
suck my cock already

>>534775724
Those things are so fucking dumb

>>534775724
>How many of you want other people to play Turtle?
>Okay, and now how many of you are actually actively playing Turtle now?

>>534775724
That looks cool, really bringing people together in a fun social gathering. I'm trans btw

>>534775724
epoch gameplay

tbqh+ I want a "villaincraft" vanilla+ pserver
>alternative timeline where all the villains won
>van cheef + unmasked onyxxia run Stormwing
>the raid is now to go hunt down anduin and hang his head on the entrance for worldbuffs
>orgrimmers idk maybe blackhand take over
maybe just move the whole capital to blackrock and make the org into a raid zone where you go collect thralls head for buffs
>booty bay taken over by Bloodsails
>every gobbo area taken over by some pirate gang
>help bloodsails + crew to root out gobbos
>nagas as playable race
ect

https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=17688 yikes wtf are they doing to BM hunter? Nerf both health and armor of pets, removing bestial wrath too. Deadzone still exists and mana problems are a bitch in pvp and if you're horde you might as well roll something else for pve.

>>534775956
sounds great.
van cleef is one of the goats.

>>534775945
Better than turtle desu

>>534775945
SOVL

>>534775870
yea that was my experience

>>534775963
Hunter is melee now, so deadzone doesn't actually exist

>>534775870
they also get their data snatched and (if you're dumb enough) card info swiped

Still no update post btw bootlickers

>>534775963
seems tolerable compared to what they did to Sub rogues.

>>534775963
>turtlewow
>the worst class changes you could ever think of
pick two

>>534775004
I'm straight I just like it when guys or trannies get hard and jerk off over my character

>>534776159
>bootlickers
3 retards trying to string together does not a corporation make
A syndicate of Chinese/Russian people stringing and selling multiple private WoW servers however....

>>534776138
>thirdies making shit up episode #4293

>>534776138
>giving epoch 4 months worth of WoW subscription money
kek

>>534776159
6 in the moring bro

>>534775307
You want a spellpower weapon and they're all fast

>>534776138
Yeah, when I installed and booted that shit up, shenna started fucking with my lovense.

>>534776330
>epoch
nonny...

>>534776335
What will be the cope when Tuesday hits and still no update? Which devs grandma falls down a well and explodes this time?

>>534776330
That's uhh, that's not talking about Epoch genius
It's for Turtle

>>534776330
That's turtle...

>>534773695
Assuming the servers don't get nuked again I was going to switch to mage from druid

>>534776417
18 hours of Monday left, chill nigga. HAs the last fortnight not taught you patience

Ah, so this is how Europeans must feel when they listen to Americans argue about their shithole politics

>>534775956
>burning blade takes over orgrimmar from RFC and re-demons the orcs
>grimtotem + cenatur and harpy slaves BTFO thunturd bluff
>darkspear trolls get hunted by kul'tiras, jungle trolls replace them for playability/rise to power
>sylvanas gets dreadlorded and the forsaken become a tool of the legion once again regardless of their free will

>>534776290
I liked the previous threads goalpost shifts better
>None of this is true
>But if it is true it was back then
>And it's still happening now, it's not from the same people
>And if its from the same people, it's 3rd worlder issues
>And if its happening to other people, it's their fault

>>534776339
For the holy damage scaling?

>>534776579
seethe more. turtle won lmao

>seethe more. turtle won lmao

>>534776657
When you steal connection data AND credit card info, yea - you by default win way more than people who wouldn't think to do that

>>534776631
You're a paladin not a warrior. Where do you think your threat comes from

so uhh... where is epok

Did someone say fag porn?

>>534776773
>>534776749
post more reddit fanfic. that will surely kill turtle for sure this time and revive `totes grandma

>>534776875
Its up in 18 hours, confirmed

>>534776884
Awooga

Monday Pochie predictions?

https://strawpoll.com/LVyK29p15Z0

>>534776941
ah ok

>>534776915
>kill turtle
>More people shill Ambershire on /vg/ than actually play Turtle currently
How can you kill that which is already dead?

>>534776884
That rolls off the tongue pretty smooth. Literally. Fag porn

Friendly reminder to not trust the great russo/chink cooperative
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow/
>Le leddit
i know :L

>>534776819
Fair enough

One time I lied to work that my grandma died as an excuse to have a day off, then she died for real the next week lol

>>534777203
>>534777093
>I saw it on reddit and it had many upboats so it must be true

>waiting for kaytatos to wake up
that nigger needs to fix his sleep schedule

Give me pochiee gaytotes!

>>534777334
>Well researched and documented claim supported by screenshots of correlating data and testimony from other players
>Vs fabricated text app screen shot apps of Kaytotes having a meltie
Truly the Turdlings have reached true desperation in their shill campaign

POCHIE UPDATE?

>>534776981
the environment on the right actually looks cool, well selected colors too, good artist

>>534777472
>redditor thinks everyone is up to date with the newest reddit posts

Auth servers up!

Realm going >>UP!<< Next.

What even is the login menu theme anyway? I don't remember hearing it in WoW

https://epoch-status.info/

ACTUALLY HAPPENING (real)

You're not sat on the login screen are you

>>534777754
>ambershire ad
lmao

>>534777725
I believe it's music from the original installer.
At this point I despise it.

what did this Magic drama queen even do in the project?

https://project-epoch-status.com/
no ads :)
the auth server is always up btw, it doesn't mean its imminent

no it's going up
'poch monday

anime "pochie" posters owe me sex

I'M IN

Ktotes is still beddiebye we got a few hours

What's the cultural difference between 'poch and pochie

>>534777985
>>534778053
18 hours

>>534778087
pochie is tranime coded while 'poch is sharty coded o algo

>>534778087
`poch is copyrighted by /poeg/

when does ktoes wakey wakey?

>>534777945
"backend"

>>534777945
he did infrastructure or something so not great but based on their github he hasn't done shit since they made it public. probably doesn't really matter but they all suck so any piece missing is probably way worse than it would be for a good team

>>534777873
What's the name? I can't find it on YT

>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY

>>534768689
are those even new?
I recall seeing elven/titan ruins while flying on a flightpath over there

pochie monday rolls off the tongue like gooning to fag porn

>>534777945
loyal catamite to boost the morale of programmer sock wearing troondevs.
if we're to believe he has been assisting since 2021 he probably was a victim of troon grooming. It took grandma dearest taking a hike to uncrack his egg, there.

now THIS is a stealth launch

>>534777945
he was totes' boywife

How do you tell the auth server is up? The tracker site only shows login being up

you people aren't actually trying to login for the next several hours... right?
you know its not actually coming up

>>534778632
Same thing, use this one no fucking turdle ad
https://project-epoch-status.com/

>>534778328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhrxGCMzRL0

>>534778674
I'm playing Turtle

>>534778756
fuck you

>>534771130
>Flags have multiple buildings for melee to hide in
>the whole area is filled with pillars, broken walls and uneven terrain
The melee bias is clear

>>534778756
congrats on your transition, amir!

bros how do I play pochie on my steam deck. i don't wanna get up, I'm too depressed from no pochie :(

>>534778726
Should've been the main theme

Use this https://project-epoch.ru/ awesome wallpapers and chat available

>I'm playing Turtle

>discord closed so jannies have to hype up in reddit and 4 chan
Really embarrasing

>>534778975
>.ru

>>534778975

>1 hour until habbenings starts
ARE YOUI READY KIDS?!

>>534778975
>.ru
Nice try Shenna.

>>534778975
>.ru

holy soul

troonies are spending a lot of money on this troll camping of theirs.

>>534779114
>Tauren and Human players band together
So crossfaction was floated back then huh? I guess it was just EQ where alignment didn't actually affect party comps outside of who could enter certain places.

>>534779114
>need to camp for crucial monsters
i spent 3 days camping deathmaw

Guys... what if Kaytotes was Magic's grandma...

>>534778756
It really is decent, isn't it. People running around helping each other because death is highly likely if you don't. Good old times.

Tried Ascension and it just feels like a meme.

>>534779229
Need is the keyword

>>534779229
Did you need to do that though?

>>534779114
>graphical look that puts you inside a painting
>turtards: lets put some UE5 on that

>>534778975

>>534779242
I watched a couple minutes of Bronzebeard gameplay, saw all the "hd" models and people riding Legion mounts in the starting zone and wanted to vomit
Turdy at least maintains a vague pretense of being classic, this is just going completely mask off and chasing retail shitskins

I wanna full power slamfuck a Tauren woman, I bet their strong and large frame could easily take any pounding.

>>534779270
>>534779301
it is the best looking and best performing wolf so yes, any hunter with taste NEEDs it

>>534779462
>Everyone in Turd gets that shitty turtle mount by 15
>And you have to deal with the dogshit 1.x
one is highly polished shit, one is a crusty shit

>>534779560
your limp dick couldn't handle it

>>534778975
>50 Publes
How much is that?

the only reason you get early riding in turtle is so that they can sell you cash shop mounts before it takes 40 gameplay hours

>>534779462
nothing screams classic like a MoP Panda riding a cloud mount screaming in Chinese while another shitskin faggot next to him summons a bunch of cash slop toys and rides off on a spectral tiger mount.

>>534779687
I think thats pokédollars

>>534779757
the spectral tiger mount is classic doebeit

>>534778975
>.ru
do turtleshennatrannies rly

>>534779183
the whole 'human and orcs can play togehter but you need to work on that relationship' thing seems to imply it to me. i wish a private server would do the faction thing like EQ.

>>534779687
like 20 bucks

ktotes waking up soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPJ0UvyCLr8

>>534778975
Wait, isn't making a fraudulent donation site for someone else's name illegal under US law (where 4chan is hosted)?

>>534779794
>tiger mount is classic
>came out with failed tcg during TBC
>retarded troon nigger playing defense for turtle

>>534779183
>>534779821
My headcanon is that originally each player was basically a free agent that could ally themselves with either faction or something along those lines

why does the mere mention of turtle in any context cause anons to chimp out?

>>534779794
giga rare tcg mount that cost insane gold or money to acquire vs cash shop recolors

I'm not looking, are they selling accounts there or something?

>>534779643
That's the point.

>>534780017
you probably started with so much faction with the one that aligned with your race and started hostile with enemy factions but would have ways of changing your standing

>>534780017
No anon, if you played any of the older MMO which they refer to in the post you still have a starting "faction" but you could earn and lose rep with anything. While WoW has the rep system, its not used in the same. If it was more oldschool you would be able to learn orcish and gain enough rep to enter Org as a human. Its not about picking a faction or being a "free agent".

>>534780059
they can't afford cool mounts

>>534780017
What this anon said >>534780214. You'd basically be grindan on mobs that would give you +Org rep until they tolerated you enough to not be Kill on Sight.

100% they don't post an update today
Also fuck all of you for ever telling me about this server
I've wasted the last two weeks of my life shitposting

>>534780351
It's coming up today.

>>534779861
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPJ0UvyCLr8
do bongs really?!

>>534780351
>two weeks of my life shitposting
This is how niggers behave, yes

>>534780351
>Also fuck all of you for ever telling me about this server
>I've wasted the last two weeks of my life shitposting
unironically just play Ass or Turd if you want your WoW fix
There's no reason anyone should be holding back tears for Epoch unless they were intentionally sabotaged. And last i checked, their own retardation is at fault
My backup with some bros is BB even though we hate how hard theyre trying to make "Classic" "Retail with our own custom shop"

>>534780557
that's the problem retard if anyone was going to play turtle they still have to wait for 17th
>just play the current turtle server
it's 7 years old everyone who wants to play on it already is or has

>USUAL HABBENING TIME STARTS IN LESS THAN 50 MINUTES NOW
LAST CHANCE TO GET YOUR POWER NAPS IN BEFORE SPAMMING LOGING FOR NEXT 10 HOURS

I'm spamming my dick on your login

someone stream a movie or something lets watch together

>>534780557
not that guy but I don't want my wow fix I want my epoch fix

>>534780645
My love was for Ascension's CoA, then they butchered it and repackaged their and classless' parts to bumrush Bronzebeard out the door
That being said, I ain't waiting now fucking 6 months for Kaytotes to stop his fabricated menstrual cycle to get back to work, so BB will have to do until a decent other option comes up

>>534780769
got any good turtle porn?

>>534780769
>stream that film, if you're so great

why do you people think its up today?
they took the weekend off. The server wasn't working/ready before they took the weekend off.
They're starting to work on it again today, it won't be up today...

Dare they ever open discord again? They should just have a forum instead. Maybe think about updating that website while you're at it

>>534780998
I still think it'll be an update today and servers will be up Thursday,

>>534779183
events that occurred after the orcs, trolls, tauren, nelves, helves, (khaz modan) dwarves, and (lordaeron) humans settled their differences united to save the world
>illidan did some stuff
>some helves became blood elves, and escaped garithos to follow kael into the outland related to illidan stuff
>arthas does arthas stuff in northrend

The only legitimate shitstarter is Thrall for some reason allowing those retarded Warsongs to clearcut Ashenvale.

>>534781124
You could always spin it as the clearcutting being some kind of splinter faction and it actually causes a bit of a diplomatic incident.

>>534780998
It was/is ready, they just were pissed at what happened. They did stuff after the crash on github, and ulmetrs has been doing stuff all weekend. They have to babysit though it to deal with any issues that come up until its fully stable.

There are way too few winter zones in WoW
They should add more

>>534781306
nah
we need more deserts

vibes status?
anvilmar stairs status?
grandma status?
gurubussy status?

>>534781283
Still in the sticks over how a shitty login server led to this colossal spaghetti

>>534781345
Stairs were already fixed with the latest patch as we saw in that one dude's streams.

>>534781345
>vibes
immaculate
>anvilmar status
6 feet up
>grandma status
6 feet down
>gurubussy status
mpreg

If you could pay 10 dollars to rub Da Bomb hot sauce on Kaytotes' dilation station, would you?

>>534781345
if the devs were based they'd add Anvilmar Stairs as a silver dragon rare spawn in the burning steppes or something with a very low chance of dropping an epic dagger called "launchbreaker" or something

>>534779861
weren't the devs g*rmans tho?

>these threads still going on
wowee

>>534781373
Nothing to do with that. They had it ready but some mix up someone did something last minute that fucked it. That pissed them off and they had a melty and took a break. Its had stuff done after that, and they prbably have been testing it behind the scenes, you dont see everything they are doing. There will probaly still be unexpected things happen realistically but I think we should see something today

KAYTOTES HAS AWOKEN

>>534781670
REAL

>>534779560
Based

>>534781613
When you have generals for Ragnarok Online and and Persona 5 still going, is Epoch really that outlandish?

>>534781345
>they couldn't even get combat res to work for grandma
kek

IS IT TIME?

>>534781670
holy shit it's happening

>>534781692
>*launches overwatch*

>>534781053
I can't imagine they're very eager to open up the floodgates of thirdie shit anytime soon. I expect the lockdown to be lifted if/when it's actually time to relaunch.

>>534780351
they pulled our dicks for two weeks straight while communicating fuck all and they enjoyed every minute of it too

>>534781712
That's what he gets for not using Goblin Jumper Cables XL
>>534781738
You just know he mains Venture

goes offline lmaooo

He's gone

>>534781670
>>534781692
LMAO what is wrong with you people??? you know that fucker ain't doing shit today

>>534780351
>wasted
I've been having a blast

Kaytatos just wants to get his morning rank up in Overwatch 2, give him some time....

>>534781692
And he's gone.

>my work here is finished

>he went stealth
stealth launch confirmed

>>534781908
Is this Ulmetrs?

>>534781053
Discord should stay closed until they can get the server somewhat stable.
They can't help themselves reading it and it's going to be 99% shitposting otherwise

>>534781961

Probably the "weekend away" was mostly away from having to deal with that discord madness as much as anything, might have juts been doing some stuff in peace on the server. Anyway surely we'll see at some point...surely...

What we witnessed was kaytatos booting up his computer and then going "offline" for his morning wank.

All is proceeding according to plan.

>>534782085
He's commuting at this very moment
You guys ruined his great breakthrough and now he's wagecucking for the rest of his days

It'll be up in 9 hours just like on friday
myself? I'll go have a nice sleep

>>534782232
Kramer would have slept through this.

>be me
>wake up
>goon to fag porn
>stare at epoop login screen
>feel like raping someone

HES BACK. HAPPENING.

HES BACK

is it up yet? ive been jorking it to ai porn and playing battlefield this weekend and haven't been to the thread in a while

PRE-LAUNCH WANK FINISHED

>>534782350
Why not just shoot them in the back of the head with a homemade suppressor and then fuck the body while it is still warm? Then flush the holes with a turkey baster full of ammonia and douse the corpse in gas and immolate it. And then take a blender and scoop up the ashes and any remaining bone fragments and grind away for 10 minutes. Bury that shit a state away by using public transportation and leaving your cell phone on and at home

>>534782475
you ok?

cute stealth launch for cute european boys

Server up when your ready katy

So Magic left because his grandma died and he was getting death threats by the unhinged SoD tourists.

I have this funny vibe that due to blizzard subhumans who heard about the server, epoch will have a very short expiry date before it turns into full dogshit classic experience, including boting, dungeon spamming, meta gatekeeping, minmaxing the fun out of everything and service selling.

>>534782459
What is it that you've been jorking?

pochie is today. today is pochie time. it better be pochie time today.

>>534782687
Yeah man because private server players are known for being such a le wholesome community.

>>534782687
nah bot detection query takes at most 30 mins to write

>>534782475
I suppose ripping off the bottoms of your shoes and stapling them back on backwards is too much of a looney toon idea?

>>534782687
>actually believing their sobstories
The guy cracked under pressure, no shame to it, they've been crunching for 2 weeks even if if you think the results doesn't show it.
I hope he comes around in a couple weeks.

>>534782475
Menal asylums used to exist and were meant for people like this, thanks Obama

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

>>534782760
Definitely better than the entitled blizzdrones. Epoch project was a thing for 4 year, it's the 50k SoD tourists who registered in the last few weeks.

I'd be amazed if we even get an update today

redflagging some of the people posting rn

>>534783097
what does that even mean

>>534783032
>50k SoD tourists
where did this narrative come from? PlayTBC had 10k people waiting for its launch and that was like 8 years ago.

>>534782996
What exactly is wrong with what xer said? Any normie could pull off a random murder. Just go down to Detroit or Baltimore and shoot the first nigger you see and hop back in your car and go home. Congratulations you just got away with murder in America, happens every few minutes apparently

>>534782818
If that's the case how come blizzard can't do it for last 6 years on classic servers?

>>534783339
gee I wonder

>>534778975
I hope whoever made that site isn't in USA or they could get 5 years in prison for that.
>https://consumer.ftc.gov/features/pass-it-on/charity-fraud
>https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdca/pr/charity-founders-sentenced-prison-using-non-profit-steal-donors-and-cheat-their-taxes

>>534783206
THIS. IS. AMERICA.

Wonder if kayto checks this thread, maybe shitposts. Maybe hes a pochie poster

>deleted
Imagine being that retarded.

>>534783496
absolutely. but he'll never admit it, because no one admits they use 4chan.

>>534782475
Yeah I think that's enough internet for me tonight

>>534783626
Why does everyone hate us so, we dindu nuffing

>>534782475
>>534782350
both of you are gay and autistic

>kaytatos still cranking it
damn, must be a good wank.

You bros do know that even when the server is online a good amount of the day, which may or may not be at launch, it will still crash multiple times per day, which will result in many little 5 minute rollbacks and things like that?
Might as well name our guild <Buck Breaking>

does epog transmog let you hide stuff like shoulders?

>>534784304
No idea I couldn't find the fucker last test

>>534782475
Would this work in Minecraft? Asking for a friend

>>534783805
Me on the right (just finished putting on my turban, have never shaved a single time in my life)

>>534784375
...also you probably wouldn't have had shoulders to try and hide at lvl15 anyways.

>>534784304
yeah
it has very few restrictions, can hide or mog anything into anything your class can use, with the exception of 1h>2h and 2h>1h weapons
no custom interface though

>>534784514
See>>534783206
If you did this to a random street nigger that lived a couple states away from you, yeah it would be super easy.

How long is kaytatos going to be jacking off??!

>>534784905
a long time

>>534784514
I would start with neighbors cats and dogs first and work my way up to an actual person that lived far enough away that the acts against the neighbors wouldn't be traced back to me

Is this fucker still hiding after accidentally logging into Discord? Why cant this faggot do anything professionally?

someone post some lolisloppa to help kaytatos coom

>>534782475
Sick troondle freak

>>534785137
idk jannies are pretty uppity lately

>>534785232
Are they coming after litter box links?

>>534785296
they're coming after cp you freak

>>534785296
Yeah, I assume because the troondle shillsquad is mass reporting anything they can

>>534785096
Logged in and out for like 4 times now

>>534784905
dont expect anything before 8pm

>>534784514
I think comedy central had a movie called saving Silverman where they debated just eating the person that they think they wanna kill or hide from the police. Would that not work?

POOCHIE MONDY

nah jannies got more upset after i posted whitemane getting dogged than loli / shota

>>534785423
>when you think you're finished with your goonsesh but then feel like just one more
iktf

>>534785572
Lord knows we've all been there.

>hear about the Pochie Monday fiasco
>completely lose interest in the Pochieposters

Has there ever been a general full of smug retards that lost so hard they just couldnt cope with it? You dumbass niggers really think the server will be playable? Absolute morons. And lets say it will work; so what? The custom content is absolute amateur trash with no soul. Miserable shits lmao

>>534785721
Why do you care?

>>534785492
>murder someone
>just eat them bro!
>average person consists of approximately 70kg of meat

>>534785718
pochie

>>534785721
Don't care if they announce it's cancelled and they are shutting down all production

still wont play troondle

>>534785721
these threads are still more enjoyable than actually playing turtle or ascension

>>534785721
and I'll still eat that slop up

>>534785531
sourceee

>>534785721
kekaroo i love watching this shitshow. epojeets getting cucked for a whole month soon hahahaha KEKAROOOO TRANNIES KEKAROOOO

>>534785856
/c/f2o09z
most of my slop is there and I'll update if I do anything new but I have a lot of new shit atm even if pochie never comes out

>>534785891
an "adult" typed this

Don't care, still playing Epoch.

Who was holding the gun to Magic's head forcing him to hardcore crunch for 2 weeks? Why is Kaytotes not getting flack for forcing his team to salvage his server so that he wouldn't have to hurt his own ego by admitting the launch would need to be delayed?

>>534779462
>you pick SD or HD models when installing, can switch at will
>can turn off all transmog, mounts and effects with a single click
You're controlling the buttons you press, retardditor.

>>534784106
Nostalruse turned me into a man. I am immune to rollbacks. In fact, I'll be disappointed if the NPCs don't start speaking french.

>Kekaroo

is pochie monday a go?

>>534785836
This is toptier cope lmao

>>534786018
I'm not playing a server hosted by people who think any of that is acceptable. I don't care if I can choose to pretend it's not there.

>>534785762
Who said it had to be all in one sitting? Realistically you just have to eat their hands and feet to remove fingerprint capture capabilities and grind up their teeth so there won't be any dental record to match with. The rest of the body can be disposed at your leisure

>>534786103
Pochie Monday is in full swing, Kaytotes has logged on and off Discord 4 times, its happening very soon.

>>534786110
Nobody tell him about the transmog on epoch

>>534786018
Can I turn off Mythic+ and item forging?

I'm going to sleep and when I wake up everyone will be playing epoch and it will be great and we will all look back on these past two weeks and laugh

is monday now. pochie pls

>>534786269
Magic's grandma won't

HE'S BACK

im going to bed so they can put the servers up and they wont crash you're welcome

>>534786120
You forgot that cutting up the body and putting sizeable parts in double/triple gallon zip lock bags filled with sea water and tossing them in trash bins at different organic food stores

>>534786347
rest her soul

Wtf is this thread jesus fuck

>>534786445
your sacrifice will not be forgotten

>>534786110
>options and freedom of choice is bad m'kay, optional HD models are UNACCEPTABLE!!!
wow, a genuine retardditor
>>534786213
you don't have to engage with Mythics if you don't wish to, and why would random items scattered out in the world bother you to begin with?

>>534785951
>New pictures
Thank you AI sloppa anon, I hope you keep building more.

I think I'm obligated by US law to report this thread to the authorities

>>534786572
yeah I don't want to play with faggots who like the Disney Pixar models
cry about it

>>534786565
What no pochie does to a nigga

Pochie Monday has been CANCELLED

>>534786662
no..

>>534786572
NTA but you had a point about the models and transmogs but holy shit
>you dont have to participate in a core gameplay feature
you are actually a braindead retard.

you dropped this, king

>>534785531
I like how this one of a kind dungeon boss become such a staple wow sexo character

>>534786572
youre right i dont have to engage with that dogshit server so i wont

Pochie monday... IS REAL

>>534786572
Mythic+ and item forging are like the antithesis of classic. They shouldn't advert as a classic+ experience.

>>534786716
>mythic shit is core gameplay feature because I say so
I've never done a M+ dungeon, so yeah?
are you pretending? what's going on big guy?

Just had a phone call with Kaytotes. Don't go to turtlewow on 17th.

>>534786910
>raiding isn't a core gameplay feature because I've never raided
see I can do it too

killing enemies and leveling isnt a core gameplay element because i sit in goldshire and service futas

me and my wife

>>534786853
>classic+
They don't, it's "Warcraft Reborn" now.

>>534786910

LF2M SFK+12 Fortified/Sanguine 1 Tank 1 DPS

NEWP ATCH ON LAUNCHER

Why won't anyone just launch a vanilla classic server without all this gay custom shit?

>>534787154
>no rogues no hunters arugals robes reserved

Epoch was never real
We're mass hallucinating rn

>>534787154
>2000 rio+

>>534787207
its called official blizzard servers

Bronzebeard isn’t that bad after all.

HE'S BACK!

>>534787316
I got sick of it before I hit level 10, the bloated enemy healthpools are just tiresome

>15 lightning bolts to kill 1 bear

some of you are alright, don't log in during pochie monday

>>534787316
it needs a lot of work, I got to 25 then stopped.

POST
MORE
WHITEMANE

>>534787073
Finally, a good game

>>534787073
Will they ever make a new phantasy star universe?

>>534787316
>>534787435
redpill me on bronzebeard

>kaytotes joined turtle wow
yep, again, the classic shenna server sabotage and takeover
enjoy the pozed epoch

>>534787073
played PSOBB not too long ago, such a good fucking game. The Dreamcast really was an amazing system ahead of its time.

KAYTOTES

>>534787604
shitty retail- server

>>534787604
wotlk client + talents, classic world, main twist being ME stuff, a lot of cosmetics but you can turn everything off instantly
it's basically SoD, but actually fun

>>534787576
Considering how much they put into PSO2 NGE and it flopped hard, doubt it.

>>534787738
ugh

>>534786462
>cutting up the body and putting sizeable parts in double/triple gallon zip lock bags filled with sea water and tossing them in trash bins at different organic food stores
I would get one of those concrete blocks they sell at homedepot that doesn't have a serial number associated with it and smash the body parts into a fine paste before putting it in zip locks filled with sea water, even add a drizzle of tapito' or cholula hot sauce to make the human paste appear to be Mexican chorizo.

What exactly is her role in the scarlet church?

>>534787709
>its literal retail leveling difficulty
>fun
kill yourself

>hoped bronzebeard to keep me occupied till pochie wednesday
>its shit
>have to go paypig on war thunder again

>>534787604
retail level scaling

>>534787852
who knows

>>534787852
enticing young boys to join by being free use if they excel

>>534787604
retoilet for thirdies

i want to play on poochy today. so bad it actually hurts

>>534787604
Have you played Ascension? If so, it is literally Ascension but your build is locked to Wrath classes.
If you haven't, its a server thats level 60 capped with vanilla dungeons/raids/BGs but using Wrath class talents + Ascensions gimmicks of Mystic Enchantments which enhance or completely change your class entirely. It feels closer to retail which is why people call it Retail- but its really just a Wrath+ server. Do not consider it at all a "Classic+" server. You can have cosmetics just like retail, mounts at level 1 and XP boosts, Random Dungeon Finder, Mythic + dungeons, Multiple raid difficulties.
Ascension is fun in its own way sure, but its disingenuous to call it Classic+. Their seasonal servers aren't bad, I enjoy them time to time. But Bronzebeard is trying to be something Ascension isn't capable of.

What is everybody playing while waiting for poochie? And don't say ">Actually playing games" or some stupid fucking shit.

>>534788009
>Mythic + dungeons, Multiple raid difficulties
real?

why???

>>534787852
In combat res.

>>534788057
I'm rewatching AVGN

>>534788057
I finished expedition 33 last week and started playing tomb raider 3 this weekend

>>534788057
tf2

>>534788057
osrs
beat the chained echoes dlc
some granblue versus

>>534787541

>>534788069
same reason as retail, retarded powercreep that they cant contain

>>534788069
because its just a copy paste template of their other Ascension realms. Its trying to cash in on the Classic+ craze atm. You can buy many convenient items on their store, they are by far the richest private server to have existed for WoW. Again, Ascension is fun in its own right for different reasons. But anyone trying to play Vanilla/Classic+ is not interested in what Bronzebeard is selling. Totally different experiences.

>>534788009
>Mythic + dungeons, Multiple raid difficulties
wow that just sounds like the worse version of classic + i could imagine.

>>534788057
at work, hopefully they boot the servers up when eurobros clock out
get fucked yanks

>>534788057
Minecraft modpack called Rotn, checked out lates version and it was completely fubar and went back to old version to continue my suffering.

>>534788069
how else are they going to sell p2w shit

>>534788057
>What is everybody playing
>>534787073

>>534788057
Poo2

>>534788116
based anon

>>534788057
turtle

>>534788116
I plan on doing that while levelling.
I might even throw in monster madness

>>534788116
I was literally doing this a few hours ago in bed. Ghostbusters episode is so fucking good.

>>534766796 (OP)
>extreme AI use
>aggressive ESL shilling
good morning saar

have you noticed the troondle shills come out mostly during work hours in india?

>>534787073
I will never forgive Sega for destroying this ip, had so many good times playing PSO ep 1 and 2 on the gamecube.

>>534787837
Do I have to use sea water? Im in a landlocked state, In Minecraft of course

>>534788428
it's an amazing game
timeless and priceless
even the story is good

>>534788057
RoR

>>534788463
Nta but yes, seawater is optimal because of its amino acid profile and bacteria genesis capabilities and it will nullify DNA testing on any viscosity of human paste

>>534788057

we still hopeful?

>>534788057
I'm watching Dollars Trilogy. It made me reconsider rolling a healer on pochie, prob gonna go with a warrior now

>>534788383
I think my favorite classic vids are the ones where he reviews the old consoles like the Atari 5200 or the ColecoVision.

>>534788643
Always

>>534785721
>lost
What did I lose? Never installing Turtle btw.

>>534788653
Nintendo power song lives rent free in my head

Bring the fucking server up now!

>>534788057
I reinstalled Medieval 2 Total War.
It's actually not a very good game and it lacks a ton of core features like seeing which units have movement remaining or autorun in combat. It takes forever to tech out of militia spearmen and peasant archers without wrecking your economy, and by the time you do you already own 1/4 of the map. It also has degenerate mechanics like random chances for your parties to rebel even when your empire is happy. I think if I want to play this again I'll just play Bretonnia in TWWH3 and put on the Med 2 OST in the background.

>>534788057
tetris unironically. i admire it's simplicity

POCHIE MONDAY!

>>534788463
Could use distilled water spiked with an entire bag of salt and a bottle of fish food that you can get at petsmart

Shill OSRS to me

>>534788764
why are female humans like this

>>534788057
learning chess

FRESH
>>534788935
>>534788935
>>534788935
>>534788935

>>534788893
It's always the women who welcome the barbarians in

>>534788848
delightfully hand crafted quests
great music
has a certain iconic art and animation style
pvp
auction house, player trading
extra extreme grinding
f2p is a ruse and game is basically unplayable without a subscription

>>534785721
Honestly everytime i see a cry post like this I just kek. imagine seething at people being interesting in something. real grinch energy their my nigga.

>>534787852
Milker Superior

>>534787403
>>534787886
lmao
so which one is this kek

>>534781709
since the other games actually exist and are playable, yes, yes it is

Redpill me on the epoch tranny situation and mpreg meme I can’t connect the dots