POCHIE MONDAY!
POCHIE MONDAY!
POCHIE MONDAY!

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>>534746009 (OP)
this is the thread

does anyone have a good timeline of events so far? all the fuckups, the lies, etc? screencaps of shit? trying to get things together, going to go back into the discord to see what i can find.

i wish i didn't find all the magic killed his grandmother posts so funny.

pochsisters, the turtlechuds are still laughing at me. i accused them of being shills, brown, and even used a transphobic slur (im sorry!!!!) but they're still laughing. how do i get them to stop??

eh heh he heh pochie heh hehe pochie monday

>>534746009 (OP)
PVMPIVNG

is this shit still dead and not launched, not playable, and the discord is useless?

this one

>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY

Doesn't matter still waiting.

I fixed my computer charger, I can now play Wallcraft again. The charger is full of duct tape and soldering material but it works.

>>534746160
I watched that video, it was pretty good minus the retarded AI voice. I don't know why everyone keeps using that shit, just fucking talk like a normal person holy shit.

This one.

I'M ALREADY LIVING THE POCHIE MONDAY

>>534746160
You don't. Turtle won.
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE

>>534745963

>>534746275
computer charger what?

>>534746160
>posted it again award

Anyone wanna play with me? I'll tank for you...

Jannies please give a life ban to that other faggot

turtlefags in suicide watch

I should tell my boss tomorrow that I don't feel like finishing up a financial report for him because my grandma fell down 10 flight of stairs rushing to the computer to log into Epoch and I got 3 death messages on 4chan telling me to kill myself.

Is it actually true they launched the server without telling half of the dev team while they were still testing stuff?

>>534746275
based diy enjoyer

This is his life.

WHEN I SAY POCHIE YOU SAY MONDAY
POCHIE

Imagine, if you will, that Shenna, who has been likened in looks to a "slavic Riley Reid" invites you to her mansion. Her private server pay-piggies have made her extremely wealthy. Her personal Teppanyaki chef cooks you an A5 Wagyu steak and you both toast to her success with a bottle of Dom Perignon. After another bottle she invites you back to one of her many bedrooms. She strips and from he chaise lounge tells you of her new server which she has named Ambershire; she tells you how all her piggies will need to buy all their donation items again, as they are restricted to each character. Troons around the world, she tells you, will be queuing up to pay $20 for a single pet, something which costs her a few cents to provide. Your eyes lock, and as she widens her legs she tells you that you can enjoy the riches of her new server, if you provide certain... services. Wdyd?

>>534746483
truly a stealth launch

>>534746542
learn to screenshot retard

>>534746009 (OP)
That ass can fit 5 shota dicks at once.

>>534746550
MONDAY

>>534746550
MONDAY!

vibes status?

It's morning in the UK, when will Kay post his vibe check update?

>>534746619
you forgot to attach the pregnant man image xir

POCHIEMENS

The devs have lied way too often for me to believe anything they post anymore

>>534746258
post more of this thing

Kaytotes-sama, I never doubted you
please smite these doubters

>>534746725
23 hours remain of monday

This is probably the worst epoch thread ever so far. Literally 0 real posts, every single post is a shill or a tranny post.

>>534746137
>try to launch server
>it shits itself
>take it offline
>say they're working on it but give no approximate ETA
>stealth launch it
>something goes wrong
>take it down again for maintenance
>repeat ad nauseam while stringing community along with vague answers on when they expect to relaunch
there really isn't as much drama as people are claiming, just some supposed death threats and this Magic kid who quit because his grandmother died, and he was a hardcore parsetranny so him quitting is better for the project

>>534746798

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

absolute fucking cucked

based shenna

This is just a humiliation ritual by the devs

>>534746704
in the floor, preferably resting directly underneath this girl's feet

>>534746956
>game would be better if we had players like turtlewow has
fuck no. if parses are a necessary evil to not have the dogshit braindead community turtle has then im all for it.

>>534746949
I tried to save you. That's what happens when you let troons dictate what OP is used. You get what you fucking deserve.
>The real thread
>>534722847
>>534722847
>>534722847

>>534746980
weird pink thing

>>534746550
>>534746694
>>534746689
>*bukkakes all three of your faces*
zug zug

what did we think of it?

>>534747027
>Repost from dead troll thread
Lol

>>534746781
It feels like such a convenient sob story to get people off his back that I don't believe it at all, it reads word for word some shit I would've made up telling a professor in an email because I forgot to turn in a paper on time.

How is it that he can be so right all the time but can't stream for a month without having a melty?

>>534746980
wow, that's great

>>534747126
It's a cool reskin.

>>534746009 (OP)
based, was looking for the real thread

are you ready to take me seriously kaytotes crank the server or continue to face my wrath

>>534747126
actually well done and feels comfy

>>534747162
>anything I don't agree with is a troll boogeyman!

>>534747225
>>534747108
Yeah.

>>534747126
Genuinely looks good, will play it.

>>534747102
just stop posting

>>534747094
>he's crying about turtle players being bad AGAIN
you're equally retarded for thinking parses will magically fix that, retard
are you the dumbfuck who is too lazy to make his own guild?

>>534747285
Mercy catanon let him rest!

>>534747102
how pathetic

>>534747162
no one gives a fuck about youe weird thread wars, weird tranny freak

>sitting on 900 turtlecoins
yeah!! I'm gonna buy a cool skin, bank pet, vendor pet, and mobile forge for my new humie rogue on ambershire launch day!!!

>>534747374
if parses aren't gonna fix that and filter the community then why do you care so much if they exist? go RP and click your spells as usual with your own guild.

>>534747285
barber cat reappears after magic post
>this is who was making magic death threats
>he killed magics granny with a propane tank to the dome
>one down, more to go
we didn't take the barber cat seriously enough

>go on extended weekend vacation
>they lock down the general
I HATE POOCHIE

>>534747480
What's the point of a fresh if someone can just p2w in the cash shop and get way ahead? Not even gonna bother.

>>534747126
way better looking than the tbbc version

>>534747576
The stealth relaunch failed so bad they locked the entire discord immediately after.

hahahahahaahhaha

>meanwhile in retroon wow

i just rewatched Elfen Lied (first time I watched it I was like 12 maybe younger i dont really remember) lol what the fuck

>>534747335
>just stop p-ACK
>>534747418
>how patheti-ACK

>>534747126
whats this? pochie?

>>534747669
did elfen lie?

>>534747489
because they attract insufferable niggers like you, how many times are you going to get btfo over this before it finally gets through to your retarded brain?

>>534747724
poochie's EOTS reskin

>>534747724
Pochie version of Eye of the Storm BG

>>534747669
and lol what the fuck* specially the fucking incest subtone / plot

>>534747747
elfen died

>>534747617
I got my turtlecoins by doing the slow and steady and hardcore challenges on a bunch of characters, actually...

>>534747662
requesting the wow image of big bad being controlled by bigger bad being controlled by big bad being controlled by bigger bad

Alabama, Arkansas, I do love my Ma and Pa
Not the way that I do love you
Well, holy moly, me oh my, you're the apple of my eye
Girl, I've never loved one like you
Man, oh, man, you're my best friend
I scream it to the nothingness
There ain't nothing that I need
Well, hot and heavy, pumpkin pie
Chocolate candy, Jesus Christ
There ain't nothing please me more than you
Oh, home, let me come home
Home is whenever I'm with you
Oh, home, let me come home
Home is whenever I'm with you

>>534747669
was one of my first ones too, I thought it was so good back in the days even though it's just babbys first entry level kino

>>534747669
One of the worst shows I've sat through genuinely.

>>534746956
good fuck parse faggots.

>>534747617
the point is that the turtle scammers can line their pockets from the retarded unpaid shills

Fucks sake just announce that the launch is postponed until further notice to get shit fixed already!!!

>>534747662
>cataclysm revamp on northrend
lmao
these retards truly didnt learn a thing huh?

>>534746573
>slavic Riley Reid

ya ok

>>534747848
how can i get turtle coins

>>534747876
>>534747994

i mean it's good but.....it's so what the fuck rewatching it
when the cousin fucking says "you can even use me as property" like what
i felt so weird at the end and had to look up the differences between the manga and the anime
manga doesn't sound as kino but still big what the fuck kind of anime was I watching in my youth

my friend wants to know what a parse is, haha what a noob, what should I tell him

>>534748057
Blud is so dumb he actually thought that pic was real.

>>534747669
I remember seeing a group of kindergarteners torturing and killing that puppy for no reason just so ElfenLied-chan could go crazy and kill them all, and thinking it was really fucking dumb,

>>534746573
>slavic Riley Reid
SEXO

>>534746573
God damn she's so fucking hot
she even sounds sexy https://youtu.be/lt4mMgqHaKY
Turtle really did win if every time I spend she gets it.

Why are Turtle players so hot and E-Flop players look like Christine Chandler?

>>534748139
meh I'd fuck my cousin too if I could, or would have back then since now she's way post wall

>>534748110
do hardcore or the slow and steady challenge or both and then get to level 60

>>534748050
They literally did, its probably not going to be Monday, but maybe Tuesday or Wednesday

>>534747669
I never watched it, never will. whats it about is it worth watching?

>>534748178
man bullying seems to be such ingrained in the japanese culture i don't know if it's real or just a lazy plot device
have you seen this season Takopi's Original Sin ? it's completely different but revolves around bullying too

>>534748289
post feet with no turtle

>advertisement is against the rules
>continues doing it
erm...

>>534748289
We have some hotties in epoch too

>>534748421
No you don't
>>534748406
No.

>>534747779
as opposed to someone like you? HAHAHA the lack of self awareness omg LMAOO yeah I'll take parsefags that filter people like you anyday.

>>534748373
my favorite part is the intro i would say
very very memorable
as for the anime, you just got to watch it and formulate your own opinion on it
it's very hit or miss in my opinion and the nostalgia factors helps

Obviously some of you are majorly autistic, but just because someone says "we'll be off for the weekend" it doesn't mean they will post at exactly midnight as soon as sunday ends....

>>534748520
I hope to see her on BBC+ one day

>>534748421
Yeah, me!

>>534748576
that's just anime retard, don't mind him

>>534748520
women in wow are a cancer anyway so im glad we don't have that problem in epoch

>>534748520
>No you don't
your response? btfo >>534748693

>>534748576
the only person who really deserved a break was magic but he went off the reservation.

>>534748693
come roll on ambershire with me >w<

>>534748539
>HAHAHA the lack of self awareness omg LMAOO
yeah, you totally don't sound like an insufferable nigger at all

>>534748792
Fuck Magic

>>534748520
>cis women
disgusting and not hot, in project EPOG we have the superior women, trannies

>>534748421
i'm the equivalent of a male hottie but i fully believe in esoteric shit i dream and astral project constantly and i have not leave my house in like 3 years
my last relationshio i left the girl because she had an abortion and haven't connected with anyone else since

>>534748792
>the only person who really deserved a break was magic
He did nothing for 4 years and dipped when he actually had to do his job lmao

>>534748520
then fuck off back to your containment thread

>>534748520
>angelikatosh

>>534748520
she fucks green males

>>534748792
pretty sure the whole reason they're even in this situation is because of magic

>>534748520
milk

>>534748576
>server will be up in a couple of days
>actually we're going on holiday for the weekend
i'm just a little upset.

>>534748893
Magic was the lead core architect. You're not replacing someone like that for months, if at all.

They thought moving from Windows Server to Linux was the silver bullet. I don't see anyone discussing this but can you imagine these fucking idiots managing a Linux server?
>>534749020
No thanks, I'll continue to cross post as I feel like it. Eat my ass.

>>534748882
>nigger nigger nigger
yeah you lost. i know parses filter you because no one wants to be around you so you're forced to pug, but no one deserves the burden of your presence.

>>534749036
what did she do to her hair?

>>534749062
Its time to get a grip now buddy. Shit happens.

>>534748806
I don't know what that is nonnie! I'm just waiting for epog

>>534748984
>>534748792
oh my god you actually believe the devs at their word STILL
LMFAOOOOOOOOO

>>534747617
>Way ahead
???

>>534749036
lets not get into this again. shes hot. if you disagree you are a faggot

>>534749036
Chubby white woman have a stranglehold on my BBC+

>>534749170
shit's been happening for the last 2 weeks...

>>534749127
>the lead core architect that started working on the project when he was 15
he's probably the reason this shit is as fucked as it is

>>534749127
>Magic was the lead core architect
Was he fuck, do you even know what that means

>>534749287
nah its probably kaytotes ego and "I am the law" attitude that fucked it so bad

>>534749036
Are you a homosexual? Tracks.
>>534749262
In what world is that chubby? She's maybe 5ft4 120lbs.
>>534749287
My point still stands. This project is going to take 6 months to relaunch at the earliest.

insider here, magic was the only real coder epoch had, the rest were grok vibecoders.

>>534749036
fit for an architect

>>534749176
no... you'll be waiting forever...
v_v

what sort of update do you think we get tomorrow?

>>534748164
>Blud is so dumb he actually thought that pic was real.
what are you on about, they ARE revamping notrhrend for the next expansion, they already announced it, retardbro

>>534749139
>act like a lazy nigger who's too lazy to make his own guild of non-shitters
>WAAAAH Don't call me that!!!
feel free to stop self-reporting anytime, dumbfuck

wish I had a bf like this to play epoch together with our desks next to each other and then we finish raiding and crawl into bed together and just snuggle and I smell his hair while we drift off to sleep in each others arms

>>534749424
What about Ulmetrs and Ansbach?
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/activity
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/tswow/activity

>>534749446
Next week for sure!! Thankfully I had a busy weekend so didn't have to just sit around and wait

>>534749586
top laughs it's funny how i could immediately tell that was a guy with his mannerism

>>534749424
You joke about this but it's probably true.
Vibe coding wasn't really viable 4 years ago. If Magic joined the team 4 years ago back when he was 14-15 years old he had the fundamentals.
This project is so fucked it's not even funny. Actually it's kind of funny.

>>534749410
She has a bit of a tummy and the fat shows on her biceps, I'm not joking I would genuinely fuck the shit out of her chubby ass

>>534749586
For real? Even that russian tranny is more cute than this.

>>534749586
not gay but wood berry

If these retarded kids can get a server this hyped, why isn't there a /vg/ server?

>>534749474
Best case scenario would be an honest admission that shits fuck and that they will need to take a few months or whatever to get things in order so that we can move on for the time being. Worst case scenario would be nothing or more stringing along like "we'll try to do another test sometime this week for sure guys!!!"

>>534748792
I dont believe an 18 year old actually did anything of significance.

>>534749424
Magics a zoomer, if anyone was GPT coding it was him, and the new guys brought in have been trying to sort his shit out

I would berry my dick so far up Ross' ass that whoever could pull it out would be crowned Gaytotes.

>>534749837
because i am waiting for Wall masterpiece

>>534749837
Try to look at the posters here

>>534749837
because despite the average age here being 30+ the mental average age is around 11 or 12

>want to play wow, don't want to play blizzard
>check out the different wow pserver threads on 4chan
>epoch is apparently DoA, 100 posts/thread shilling turtle wow
>with this many posts the guild must be full of people playing, right?
>right?

>>534749785
He literally passes, incel. Probably hotter than your mom.

>>534749694
I'm glad you haven't had to just sit around waiting.. I do hope you get to play and enjoy the server eventually...

>>534749975
i am 18

>>534749837
Do you think any of us actually know what the fuck we're talking about

>wallcraft launches
>gets ddos'd by the democratic party

>Kes apparently didn't even know the servers were fully up and uncapped during this stealth launch she just thought it was for testing

>>534750001
So is that tranny too?

Pochiee….

>>534749997
>the guild
nobody normal wants to be in a /vg/ guild on any server, anon

>>534750103
you weren't even swimming the balls of your mothers neighbour when vanilla was out damn it

>>534750203
maybe turtleshill anon just got kidnapped by the FBI and is being forced to do it

>>534749784
I'm tired of pretending like this isn't the perfect amount of fat on a woman

>>534750203
he's going to get abducted on November this year isn't he?....

>>534749997
The people that play in that guild are genuinely annoying to be around and they've been bleeding members forever. It's pretty much the most stereotypical version of a /vg/ guild you can think of, there's always retarded NEET drama over who's edating who, very low skill level that makes it worse than doing a pug run, people that always try to be the class clown repeating jokes all the time, and making up drama anonymously in the thread about someone getting an item you wanted. Playing with those retards put me off joining another 4chan guild forever.

>>534750083
You too fren! Don't succumb to turdle...!

>>534750285
I played Classic

POCHIE DECEMBER

>>534750203
The satanic weeaboos have taken responsibility for the VALLKRAFT shooting. Don't misdirect.

>>534750203
I will be curious if turtletrannies will shit up /Wall/ as hard as they've shit up this general when it comes out

>>534750203
I do not like this .webm, the cat looks nervous. I think he should let the cat go and stop thinking about his social media presence or whatever

>>534750401
why

>>534749931
>look at wall's channel
>2nd most recent video is called "two more weeks"
>posted 5 days ago

>>534750215
proof or you're just talking out your ass

>>534750329
Same, I'm not complaining I love when girls are built like that.

>>534750339
>Rule 1: FIT IN OR FUCK OFF (the only rule)
I'm guessing you didn't fit in

>playing BronzeBeard Classic+
>global chat is filled with people shittalking 'poch

y'all really blew it huh

>>534750489
Pretty sure it was in those DM text leaks.

>>534750476
he'll have his revenge when the brain worms take root

>>534750463
They already libel his good character all the time. They've been at it for years.

>>534750485
it just works

>>534749997
> joining a 4chan guild
lol, lmao even

>>534750503
>I'm guessing you didn't fit in
Most people didn't based on raid attendance over the past few weeks.

>>534749167
probably stopped rotmaxxing and took care of herself for a whole month.try showering anon, it does wonders

>>534750551
BBC is just a waiting room for Pochie

>>534750687
i don tunderstand how anyone can play that server, i played it for like 10 mins

>bronzebeard
>shaman
>lightning bolt hits for 12 damage
>8 casts to kill a level 1 wolf
holy fuck what

>>534750832
BBC+ is a funny name for a server so I'm going to make it my main

>>534750832
Well yeah, it is more like SoD with those mythic enchantments. Not Classic+

>>534750551
People fucking hate Epoch now. There's no recovering from this.

>>534749997
Anon I yap about Turtle but im not playing till the fresh

>>534750675
how often do i have to do it?

>>534750463
they will attack, like white blood cells, anything that threatens their troon empire

>>534750463
It's going to have like 30 players why would anyone need to shit it up, even Gummy 7 made a bigger splash

>>534749997
The guild is mostly dead, used to be more active, but a lot of drama happened. There are a lot of anons playing but maybe a third of them are in that guild.

>>534751186
you're already that scared? lmao

wow, big surprised the zoomer found a reason to make himself the victim and quit because his mental health

>>534750976
nah we love epoch and it will recover

>>534750976
16k online in a locked discord with 30+ new people joining every hour. Real gamers yearn for pochie

>>534751186
you should be glad, more opportunity for you to earn turdle coin through shilling

>>534750872
wait seriously?

>>534751315
Those aren't classic+ enjoyers. They're locusts moving from fresh server to fresh server that don't belong to any particular community. You'd be lucky to get 2.5% of those players to stick around.

>>534751353
I don't really care because I don't plan on playing it, I only want to play Epoch

I'm really not conspiracy minded whatsoever but the way that the epoch status websites both have adverts for turdle and then for some reason their is super dedicated turdle troons spamming this general it seems obvious that shenna is paying people to spam here

>>534750203
>Democratic Party launches its own private World of Warcraft server
>gets Walled by ddos
oh how the turntables

>>534751664
The turtle banner adverts on the trackers is pretty funny though.

>>534751664
>but the way that the epoch status websites both have adverts for turdle
that was an edited image afaik though?

>>534751664
Have you considered that people are poking fun at epoch because it's a shitshow and their defenders are so unhinged that it's funny to fuck with them?

If I were running that status website I would put that ad on my status tracker for free.

>>534751664
>everybody laughing at me is a shill!!!!
yeah you are conspiracy minded

>>534746573
>>534748260
>>534748289
Thats quite LITERALLY riley reid you fucking morons. Shenna is a troon and looks nothing like the whore star

>>534751664
stop noticing

The tranny fears the schizo. Wall truthers RISE UP!

look I don't really care when it comes out but I want to meet some cute epoch players SOON

>>534751781
You can check for yourself

https://epoch-status.info/

>>534752021
why did my firewall fired up asking if i wanted to allow a Microsoft Host Service connection when i clicked on that link? kek

Turtle WoW is for profit RMT trash
if Epoch never comes out i'll wait for the next classic+ server

>>534752021
Yeah its not a conspiracy the guy who did it admitted to it on a preddit thread on the epoch preddit.

>>534752165
Project Epoch is getting a cash shop too you fucking idiot

>>534752208
Cosmetics only they promised

>>534752189
you're missing the point, they paid for that advertising. the people who run turdle, shenna, are comitted to seeing epoch burn

>>534752253
>they promised

>>534752208
Not at launch so idc

epoch lost. classic anniversary won

>>534752253
>they promised

>>534752318
Wait was that supposed to be Glorfindel?

>>534752253
LOOK OUT ANON

wen launch open registration

Pochie sisters... I need hopium....

>>534752318
wait that's glorfindel?

Highest dungeon completed?

>panda riding cloud in orgrimmar with 30 different cash slop mounts running around me

>>534752397
>turns off transmog
What now?

I don't care about cosmetic mounts or mogs, selling bags and other convenience options is Korean as fuck.

>>534752253
How do you take anything they say at face value after the past 2 weeks, Jesus Christ some of you are the most gullible autists I've ever seen

>>534752429
they said they'll reopen registration when the 30 day population average falls under 3k

>>534752303
No. I didnt miss the point. Perhaps i shouldve pointed out; the guy who did it said on reddit that shenna paid him to do it.
And yeah duh. You only now realized that shennatron wants epoch dead? He also wants ascension dead and did many ddos on them until he finally gave up.

>>534752390
>>534752474
yes, retards

>>534752493
I scouted jasperlode!!

>>534752601
open registration wen

>>534752686
Hey it's not my fault they basically cut him from the film and had him just show up randomly.

>>534752253
The bags they sell will have different cosmetics as their UI icons, yes.

>>534752734
They're still weeks away from getting the server to launch, registration isn't happening for a while

Why does everyone keep saying the stairs got reversed or whatever when it's obviously the entire Anvilmar building that got lifted? The NPCs wouldn't have fallen through the floor otherwise.

>>534752542
You can't do that.

>>534752734
fuck off, we're full

>>534752451
all I can offer is about 3 tablespoons of cummies

>>534752889
wen registration open

they lied about launch, they can lie about the cash shop too
clench your cheeks

>>534752976
>3 tablespoons of cummies
that's a lot tbf

>>534752363
>>534752147
>namefag
>posting the same bait on both /wpsg/ and here

Touch grass homie

how mad are the faggots I sold the epoch accounts to for $75 each lmao.

I'm not posting it but ulmetrs is a handsome chad, no homo

>>534753095
He's failed white trash with multiple arrests over being a retarded nuisance in public (not joking), don't expect him to touch grass.

>>534753095
>facts are bait

POCHIE JANUARY

>>534752451
>hopium

Its two hours into Monday why haven't they relaunched yet!!!

why do you need hopium? do you really think they will abandon 4 years of development and all this hype?

pochie monyaaayy!

its not monday for another 3 hours in the only part of the world that matters

>>534752451
what if we smooched when the pochie servers come online...

>>534753283
At least he got prio on perditions, right?

why do u guys keep saying that this shit will launch on monday? they literally said they will not be working on the server during the weekend (dealing with trauma and burying grandmas). if they didnt fix any issues during the weekend, then it wont launch on monday either.

POCHIE!

>>534753092
just follow this handy guide

>>534746252
As of Sunday evening, American hours, yes.
Everything is locked down, last official message states devs need some time to cool off.

They're frustrated with flak from the community and poor testing performance.

Speaking as someone with experience, making such a drastic change to reprogram your entire server hosting environment (maybe requiring changing host providers) at launch is an extremely desperate move. I would think that the panic they must have felt at seeing it fall apart in real time, knowing they're unable to deliver their product, and having to tell it to 10k people must have been extremely gut wrenching.

They're amateurs, they need plenty of time.
Even if they launched tomorrow, they'd still need weeks to iron out all the bugs.
Check back in a month

>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY

>>534753283
you sound like a bitter nigger who has work tomorrow. sad!

>>534753735
this is how you get balanitis btw

>>534753683
ourguy Ulmetrs has still been working hard all weekend.

>>534753683
No we're waiting for the update on Monday, it'll go up Wednesday or Thursday.

>>534751869
based coomer

>>534753683
because it will launch on monday

only reason why im waiting for a relaunch is to test out a bunch of known wotlk exploits on their outdated server core

>>534753683
>(dealing with trauma and burying grandmas)
Does anyone know where his grandmother is buried? We could blackmail him with her body in exchange for Pochie.

I miss running around as my little undead hunter

>>534753832
>balanitis
you made that condition up, that's the poker roguelite

>>534753683
stop listening to anime posters

>>534753958
>balanitis
google it up

>>534753920
>Does anyone know where his grandmother is buried?
idk man, india is kind of a big place. i cant imagine trying to find magic's dead grandma there

>>534753821
Fake grimlic. The real Grimlic would post THE picture.

>>534753683
Because retards actually believe the lying devs that have claimed the servers are "ready to launch" a dozen times.
Monday will come, the goalposts will move, the 3 cultists spamming this thread with manufactured hype will go along with it as if nothing has happened.

>tfw your grandson makes up a story about you dying because he didn't feel like coding over the weekend

Pochie Tuesday?

>>534754038
>>534753920

it's in the gangis river

>>534754158
very nice dogger

will warmode be popular on ambershite? epoop is not launching btw.

>>534753519
this. some way or another, Epoch IS launching. Under which management will be the question.

>>534754260
30% exp bonus so yes, but nobody wants to fight

pochie monday

>>534754158
>ven vill you vear vigs?

>>534754174
sir it is spelled Ganges river sir please redeem the correct spelling

>>534749907
GPT coding wasn't a thing 4 years ago.
Actually, looking at this now, it kinda makes sense why all of the earlier devs left the team.
All the other actual developers left the project because they were fed up with the leadership, and only he remained since he was a kid who was too dumb to know any better than to waste his time in this garbage.

>>534754485
kek how the fuck would i know that

>they still don't realize this has all been 4d chess by the devs who know every "failed launch" will cut the total player population further to a more manageable size

pochheads..... our day will come

>>534753958
>>534754031
it's real but it's not caused by the aforementioned supplements

>>534753898
You will 100% be able to abuse desync to dupe lol

*blocks your path with true server longevity and stability all the way into wrath*
TBC is coming in December. I suggest you all start prepping now before it's too late :^)

What class will you all be playing for TBC into wrath? For me, it will be enhancement shaman for tbc and ele in wrath

>>534754280
source?

>>534754802
how is it caused then?

all the doxxing and death threats come from crogge discord, literally 20 out of 60k people.

>>534754375
their next update takes it down to 5%

>>534745963
What bothers me about all this is just the lack of communication skills the team has. I wrote up a fake community update for them as an example of how to communicate information to the playerbase that I guarantee would have satisfied a majority of the players and it only took like 2 minutes of brainstorming to write up.

They need a person who's only job is writing the updates for the community and that's it.

>>534754987
by being a thirdie and poor hygene

>>534754952
Nobody wants to go through TBC again lmao. God willing Epoch will pull through and just pull Old Hillsbrad and Kara out of TBC and maybe make up another Caverns of Time dungeon to replace Black Morass.

>>534754983
>opinion
>SOURCE???SOURCE????
why are you so retarded

Who or what the fuck is a pochie you troons keep saying?

# Filter any tripfag
#/^!/
/^!Bo\.7sw3shI$/
/^!!e6Ts7QlwB3U$/
/^!YA8uI3LPLM$/

>>534754952
>TBC
enjoy playing with bots and malaysian boosters

>>534754952
you're in the wrong general. here we like talking about imagining playing the game. not playing the game. it's that epoop ethos.

>>534754952
not gonna pay to shitzard even worse since The Black Cuck

POCHIE TUESDAY

>>534755045
>What bothers me about all this is just the lack of communication skills the team has
i think they keep running out of allowed prompts for a free account on chatgpt while fixing the server, they gotta reserve at least a few prompts for the communication with discord.

>>534755118
>Nobody wants to go through TBC again lmao
preach it.
outland killed azeroth

>>534755045
oh that was you, on behalf of gaytotes? yea, that was very well done. i was like "wow, they are finally showing a sign of maturity... oh, wait, it's gotta be fake"

>>534755045
Yes, communication is important, but what really mattered is that the servers failed to function.
If the servers were fine people would not have cared about their communication style.
If there was perfect communication, people would still be shitting their pants right now, albeit to a lesser degree.

>>534754987
fucking a yeast infected vagina
candida something it's called i forgot but your dick get all the germs and then you get the infection

Remember when the bootlickers told me that we were getting an update on Monday and I had to shut up and stop complaining, what happened to that update?

>>534755223
Nah its probably "we have no idea wtf is wrong or how long its going to take to fix it, what can we can tell them that isn't going to result in a torrent of autistic screeching". So far they not being doing well on that front.

>>534754952
I know this is just a funny meme but I cannot tell you how fucking dumb I IMMEDIATELY felt rolling on SoD and seeing my only companions in the starting area be 10 gibberish-text orc hunter bots, and realizing that I was paying REAL, HARD MONEY for that experience

>>534755413
isn't it like 2am in bongland

>>534755413
It's still monday retard

>>534755413
>what happened to that update?
shut up and stop complaining

>>534755413
It's not even Monday yet in the first world

>>534755523
ITS MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME

this one

dont know if any anons are keeping up with my autism but i got the sbox client modified to the point where i can scan for instanceID's. will begin looking for the mysterious new dungeons shortly

>>534755413
It's still sunday

If i could equate the "Classic+" servers:
>Epochi: Those African people who "invent" some ultra primitive form of an already established creation (Putting water in a bottle in the roof to "light up" their tin shed)
>Turdle: Literally the r/antiwork guy who did the interview with the news
>Assension: Used car salesman trying to sell you his 2025 car and why it's so much better than the from factory and auth dealership 2025 car
>Retail: The disgruntled insurance agent who won't budge on you paying higher and higher premiums, won't explain why it's going up - and only remotely gives a hit when you move to a new service

>>534755691
maybe you should try and spin up the server from their repos. somehow i have a feeling you might be able to have a working product sooner.

>>534755708
But which one lets me plap whitemane?

>>534755691
based, i hope it actually works
>>534755796
the DB and scripts aren't open source

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

>>534755708
kek, great analogy for dem epipo devs

pochie wednesday

>bunch of retards on
they are up to something....

>>534736863
no way i can believe any of this?
>we didnt want to get big!
obvious lie
>we pulled 16 hour days!
lie
>my grandmother was so worried about me working on this server she died!
lmao
well at least this shit is entertaining

>>534756090
>kaytotes mia
it's a coup

>>534756090
>no ktoto
nothing is happening

>>534755849
you'd have to do all the scripting over anyway, since 1500 bugs. the item DB we could probably buy in the going out of business sale for a couple of hundred bucks.
>https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues

>>534756174
>No Ktoto
He's currently looking side profile in the mirror, trying to purge the image of mpreg emoji from his mind

>>534756090
>playing new vegas
what is with trannies and new vegas

>>534755796
the funny thing is the trinitycore upstream is still active. if they had just kept up with rebasing upstream they wouldn't be 330 PR's behind and they might have had no problems to begin with. no clue if they added multithreading there though

it's not only outlands, the whole pve system of tbc is outdated and flawed, it made sense back then when we didn't know why we were even farming reputation, we grinded the same trashmobs at 70 over and over for no reason but getting the non optimal rewards felt good. in the end, the game really thrived in the past thanks to being the only balanced pvp mmo

>>534756350
That's one of the few members on their team who's an actual man. He's a fat jew with a beard.

I totally forgot about the fishing dailies... My hope is restored a little more!

>>534756350
xius isnt trans though where did you even get that from

why gaytotes go on vacation during launch? did he quit too?

ulmetrs status?

>>534756442
New Vegas being trannycore is /v/ babble

>get angry at discord trolls
>push grandma down the stairs

I also forgot to mention that classic anniversary has forced faction balance this time so the servers won't devolve into 90% one faction like they did before

>>534756442
just assumed they all are with how bitch made they are

>>534756090
>Developer: Kes
You don't let a women do things. That's why turtle suck ass.

>>534756339
lmao love a good schizographic

>>534756226
better to just start on azerothcore then

>>534756618
>forced faction balance this time so the servers won't devolve into 90% one faction like they did before
it was the bots, hacking, endorsement of GDKP, and rampant disregard to any form of moderation that killed classic - not faction balance

>>534756409
and there wasn't much else to do either, most other games / mmos really sucked, so your friends didn't really quit the game and you could see them there almost every day after school

>>534756683
kes just scripts and writes quests anyway, hardly anything that matters

>>534756436
Can anything craft bows, or are we stuck crafting guns?

>>534756547
>No names
>No time stamps
>Screenshot of a screenshot
turdle troons are getting desperate

uh-oh... whoever leaked these DMs is a hero.

>he's posting them again

>>534756806
those two are the most important parts of epoch thoughbeit

my mom is kaytotes i can confirm these screenshots are rael

>>534756875
>>534756547
its easy enough to just fake shit like this
but if its real its as grim as we thought

At any rate the 17th is their deadline

>begging for the devs to sell to turtle

>>534756874
quit coping faggot. here is the whole convo. i don't know epoop devs by name so you will have to ask someone else who this convo is b/w.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1mmmzmb/commentary_from_one_of_the_people_on_the_dev_team/

>>534756436
I wanna fish on pochie...

>>534756090
I want to find Ross and skin him alive.
>CAPTCHA: GAY HP

>>534756875

HOW TO KNOW THE USER IS CROGGE/SHENNA:
>HOW TO KNOW THE USER IS CROGGE/SHENNA:
HOW TO KNOW THE USER IS CROGGE/SHENNA:
>HOW TO KNOW THE USER IS CROGGE/SHENNA:

he can't stop talking about money

>LOOK AT THIS REDDIT POST THAT MEANS ITS REAL

>>534757020
I believe it's real because fakes would be more convincing

>>534757034
>Doesn't even know who he's talking about
>Links to plebbit
Holy turdle-posts this is bad

>>534757005
yeah of course, i just mean it has little relevance to the current problems of the server, kes' efforts aren't gonna ruin or solve the launch

>>534757020
it's not fake you retard.

>>534757186
>I saw it on reddit so its real

>>534757034
>>534757186
>its not fake!
>trust me and leddit!
okay troon

>>534757167
nigger i am not compiling that for your lazy ass into one screenshot. yea, i am linking to plebbit, because that's where it was posted. is this the IQ of the average epooper?

>>534756742
gdkp is banned as well

Is the somali back at it again?

>>534757186
Stop it crogge, we know your greedy ass can't stop mentioning money every two paragraph
you greedy ass goblin NIGGER so ambitious for a conglomerate of p2w private servers

Why would the guy talking to the leaker ask them to sell to Turtle? That's a bit odd isn't it?

>>534757186
Even if it is real, which it isn't, it doesn't tell us anything we didn't already know.

>>534757186
These were made by retards in the Gurubashi discord

>>534756436
>cheevos titles dalies wow!
isn't this just retail?

>>534757316
Looking to plebbit for narratives is like asking a troon what are news worthy stories in california.
In short, you're a retard and possibly gay

>>534757429
Shenna has to plant that seed in the community zeitgeist somehow

>>534757441
no fking way...

>>534757441
WTF SELL THE SERVER TO TURTLE IMMEDIATELY

>>534757441
Fake and gay, everyone knows kaybloat would go with Slaanesh

now it all makes sense. all the brown bottom feeders carrying water for these feckless morons are equally as retarded. holy fuck, this is absolute kindergarten stuff.

this is an implosion of levels never before seen in the pserv community or almost any game dev project in the short history of the field. anyone still freely shilling for this is ngmi.

>>534757441
@grok is this true!?

It's craaaaaazzzy how afraid other servers are of Epoch and it isn't even out yet!

>>534757441
Tzeentch trickery this hasn't happened yet

>>534757645
>>534756875
>>534756547
>turdle troons just making shit up now
Ambershire not looking so good or what?

vote niggers

https://strawpoll.com/wAg3QaNjOy8

why'd you guys kill his grandma?

will there be a server before the inevitable alien false flag?

>>534757441
:(

>>534757692
considering Ass and Turd both hard push using their markets for "easier" times, i don't doubt them dogging a passion project
>y-y-you could just spend 50 dollarino! On get all the heirloom weapons and gear to level on Bronzebeard Reta--i mean classic+!!!
>You don't have the turtle mount? HAH LOSER!

>>534757692
> afraid
Nigga, most of us are laughing our asses off. These epoch threads last 2 days were comedy central.

amateurs can be someone who engages in something at a more casual level, they CAN BE SKILLED. NOVICE is the word we're looking for to describe the "coders" on this project, low to no skill at all, just starting to understand the bare minimum.

>>534757952
>passion project
>devs leave at critical times when they don't feel like putting in the effort fix their fuckups

>>534757816
LET'S GO 100%'ERS SHOW'EM WHAT WE GOT

Will we ever go back to the era of Vanilla WoW/Guild Wars 1 visuals and world design?

>>534757020
the fact that it keeps going back to kaytotes as the single point of failure and the reason why the team is in disarray and why the launch was such a disaster lends credence to me.

>>534757429
All of the vanilla servers after nostalrius had the same shit happening to them.
>massive ddos attacks, sabotages
>sudden new admin pops into the discord (shenna)
>now the game works but with cash shop (same site as turtle's)
>can secretly pay them more for shady stuff like unbans, gear, rank titles

>>534758041
>Meanwhile Turtle was never even on the generals and one tranny cried and pre-baked threads to insert Turtle on the Private WoW server lists copypasta

>>534757886
dont mess with the turtle mafia

take you're meds there is no shenna conspiracy

>>534757441
yea, except the screenies from reddit don't read like that at all. and they are intricately in-line with public knowledge. keep coping tranny.

What'll happen to this server if NA/EU get a titanforged realm announcement at Gamescom next week?

Their website looks nice but that's because Kaytotes only knows typescript

Imagine trying to launch a pserver and only knowing a shitty front end iteration of javascript

>>534757645
this is very believable to me because every time i mentioned that the epoch launcher once updated a separate install folder to epoch without ever asking me and he saw me mention it in discord he always got pissy and would insist that it's "not possible" and never accepts the possibility that perhaps his launcher could have some kind of bug or oversight that would cause it to do that

>>534758348
copie seethie

>>534758193
name a server this happened to that isn't Elysium or Turtle WoW schizo.

>>534758254
cosa noosetra

>>534758348
>The turtle dilates in anger

>>534758441
typescript is probably top 3 most in demand languages rn, why you shitting on it?

>>534757186
>intricately in-line with public knowledge
thats exactly why they are fake lmao, just takes the reddit rumors and "confirms" them, nothing new on the table, laziest fake of my life

>>534758420
unless that server is going to come out in the next 2-6 weeks nothing

Epoch has to rebase to TrinityCore? Oof. He's dead Jim

>@crogge killed Magic's grandmother with a propane tank
Here's the news for today, folks.

>>534758572
>laziest fake of my life
this is why the leaks are 100% real

>>534758557
That's like not shitting on python because it's the most in-demand language at the moment

NA titanforged would be craaaaaazzzy

He said she said bullshit

Is there going to be a Pochie guild? Are all the cutest girls going to join it? I want to be part of the Pochie guild....

>>534758661
they could be, but without proof they are completely irrelevant and nobody should give a shit

how many emails would it take for blizzard to do something about these pservers? it only took like 1000 for visa and mastercard to completely get buckbroken and stop funding porn games.

>Turdlettes thinking everyone will jump on their dogshit 1.x platform if Epoch kicks the bucket
>Meanwhile BB just handing out invites and offering whatever they can to catch the refugees
Why is Turtle full of nothing but delusional retards trying to be "best" when they need 15 self applied patches to make their shit work?

>>534758843
we are ALL going to Ambershire

>>534758872
If you don't already have a vagina you should consider transitioning.

playing pochie in the new wailing caverns overhaul rn

>>534758843
we are ALL waiting for Tauri Legion

>>534758843
Yes, but on Gurubashi alliance, and all the cute girls are trans.

>>534758872
Nu-blizzard doesn't give a shit, they didn't even care about their own classic and SOD when it was being overrun with bots and hackers

>>534758946
don't really care for ascension, its a fun server
but it mogs turtle in evverything

>>534758872
Considering that real people don't work at their customer service anymore and its all AI I doubt that would work.

>>534758843
if by girls you mean men then yes.

>>534758872
blizzard is not doing great, they know that shutting down pservers will cost them their reputation

>>534758974
No thanks. I don't like Turtles 1.2 system or w.e, it makes the game ugly and hard to look at. I want to be immersed in an mmo, not press spacebar under water and see my character jump instead of swimming up vertically.

>play twow yesterday
>8pm Saturday night
>PEAK GAYMIN
>afk in stormwind for 52 minutes before world buffs drop
This shit server is filled with mold and bots

>>534759045
did you find the instance ids?

>>534759132
then no guild for you

>>534759039
why are you so obsessed with the idea of cracking eggs?

>>534758721
python is one of the last languages, I would ever shit on along with C++

>>534758343
Summary here

https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/

and extra shenna = torta
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow/

More fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt4mMgqHaKY

>>534758520
Vanilla+, everlook, gurubashi, and now possibly Epoch

>>534759075
>>534759126
girls are girls, even if t-girls. And I am rolling alliance guru already. We're naming the guild Pochie, right? Is it Pock-ee or Poo-chi btw? Paw-chi? I want to practice saying it for VC nights.

>>534759075
why do you say "but"? both of those are good things

>>534758804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FIffXrBjpA

>>534758946
>>534758974
speak of the devil....

>>534758872
these situations have nothing to do with each other. blizz would legally take down these servers if they could. they already cope with bitchy DMCAs to take down the server's youtube channels.

>>534758441
typescript is good desu
it's good for front and backend, but it's not meant for high performant WoW servers.

>>534758597
At this rate blizzard could release a new classic server faster than

They know how the Chinese server is doing, as well as the reaction to it in the west. And arguably more people learned about Epoch because of the Chinese server. I fully expect Blizzard to fumble the bag here but there is absolutely a chance we could see an official, functioning titanforged server and x-faction gameplay (then they don't have to worry about population balance) and x-faction paladins/shaman before Epoch is actually a functioning server. But blizzard will flood the server with bots and gold farmers so it'll be flawed no matter what

Do you think gummytbc has a future Fun so far and no bugs, but so few people

>>534759361
the anon is clearly a kezan girl, based on the posting pattern

>>534759485
no one at blizzard can make good content anymore because it's all diversity hires

the coping wouldn't be necessary if you really thought this is fake: boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/534722847#p534732518

>>534758843
If there's any then it's going to be a chud only guild, no girls allowed!

>>534759485
They cucked themselves into doing Anniversary and promising TBC, so we have to get through that dogshit again before they can do Titanforged in the west

>>534759145
>i chose to stand around for an hour
>therefore the server is bad
Meanwhile in the same time I leveled.

>>534759343
men who identify as transgender will never be a woman.

>>534759572
erm xixter.. your clitty is leaking

i don't know anything about TBC/Wrath and need help telling zones apart. i am recruiting anons to help with my dungeon scanning.
i will post again if i actually find anything myself.
https://www.twitch.tv/xernuuo

>>534759342
>Play Turtle WoW bro
>Pay for the turtle mount bro
So it's just a russo/chink pitfall for them to steal money and extort players?

>>534759553
>no one at blizzard can make good content anymore

that's why they have to rerelease vanilla WoW for the 5th time

>>534758843
Yes, on Gurubashi Alliance.

>>534759508
>but so few people
People don't like committing the time TBC requires for the server owner to randomly cancel it when he has a bad day or is bored. It's happened too many times for most.

>>534759343
you're not gonna vc

>>534759674
>TBC/Wrath
those zones will be without changes

>>534759343
are chasers welcome? asking for a friend

>>534759236
yea but can't tp into them on local server without fucking with server dbc's which im too lazy to figure out
725 deadmines_overhaul
726 WailingCaverns_overhaul
732 StranglethornMines
I just pulled the wmo's into blender

>>534759717
The turtle mount is free at 18. You just do a quick quest.

>>534759674
at least put some clothes on your gnome

>>534759861
sick, btw you can phase into them with .nudge 10

>>534759343
Cocky

>>534759880
>Install Malware
>Expose your IP and data
>"Free"
хopoшo cкaзaнo, Comrade

Give it to me straight: when is Epoch launching?

>>534760115
People said EPOCH MONDAY so tuesday at the latest.

>>534759861
Man I wanna fucking PLAY this shit already

>>534760115
Any time before the 17th its looking like

>>534760115
meme: "soon"
logical deduction: Sometime this week
RRAT: Never, everyone quit and Kaytotes is finally getting the baby inserted inside his stomach

>>534760115
tuesday or wednesday. after that there's really no point in checking more than like once a week or at all. most of the info in this thread is made up for entertainment.

deadmines complete map

>>534759717
>2nd poster

Wait.. what? How does the client leak internet history?

>>534760261
are you olivine the pedo

Vanilla with TBC talents
That's all I wanted.
Was I asking for too much?

>>534760294
Looks kino as fuck godamn, noshoes Horde are seething.

Can't wait to go in as a nelf hunter and get my back blown out by a human warrior away from the party for a few minutes,

>>534760383
>How does the client leak internet history?
scared that someone will catch you looking at fag porn?

Why did they remake WC and not RFC?

>>534760418
Who?

>>534760294
maybe its just me but i remember it being a lot more complex and less linear than that?
maybe im mixing it up with a different server

>>534760294
I ran it during a beta and it was honestly a bit of a slog, you have to travel up the inside of the dreadnought and fight even more goblins inside. looks nice though. i heard rumors of a secret boss but couldn't confirm.

Uldum raid map. don't know if I've connected the room pieces in the right orientation though

Pochiee soon!!!!

>>534760294
>>534760694
bros...

For all my oomfies, choomfies, and pochies
Are we zug zug or washer back?

anybody else here remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg

>>534760694
kinooooo

>>534760694
WAIT THERE'S AN ULDUM RAID??? There were not hints about this wtf

>>534760694
we're going there bros
we're going there

>>534760694
Kaytotes would be PISSED if you showed this off

>>534760694
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN

im sure 'poch will finally release now that it lost most of its main devs, since devs aren't actually needed at all. in fact, they probably just got in the way

I am in!
.go 0 0 100 725

NEW DUNGEONS NOT A DRILL

https://www.twitch.tv/xernuuo

>>534760520
>comment asking a legit question
>some faggot replies with his gay tendencies to project onto others.
go recruit some more friends, faggot

>>534760694
Is it supposed to be one of those "Open world" raids like you'd see in EQ? Or is it instanced?

>>534761074
>he found the IDs
Nice

>>534761042
Just making shit up now bro, get a grip

>>534760931
>WAIT THERE'S AN ULDUM RAID??? There were not hints about this wtf
Bro?

hopefully they keep radio silent and keep their trooncord closed until after the 17th. Maybe nothing before 19th or 20th so the tourists get invested in the troondle fresh and won't go back to epoch.

>>534761056

>>534761074
reported for streaming private servers

>>534761056
THE FREAKING GOAT.

START UP THE STREAM, IT'S INSTANCE EXPLORE TIME

>>534759635
>>534759758
>>534759823
>>534759984
Wrong, yes I will, no you're not allowed, and yes I am.

>>534760931

>>534759717
https://imgur.com/a/4aD9xU3

https://mmo-gs.com/blog/elysium-drama-whats-behind-and-whats-next-lights-hope/

>Another disgusting story involving Shenna, one of the leaders as well. She had access to PayPal account, where everyone could send a donation and thank Elysium team for their hard work. Over 3000$ was taken by her for personal needs… (montenegro vacation)

Clearly they want to monopolize the entirety of private servers, starting from hyped but weak projects.

>new server gets announced
>crogge/shenna's intimate discord group infiltrate or use massive ddos attacks as last resort
>massive launch issues on day 1
>some time later the servers work with a cash shop
>original devs have 0 power over their own project now.

>roadmap
maybe worry about actually launching lil 'pochling

>>534761317
This looks 100x better than ANY custom content Turtle has ever released, holy shit

>>534761258
apparently amazon doesn't care unless you're partnered now, people started to stream private servers all the time to sub-50 people and never get banned

>>534761291
he is in as well
>>534761074

Someone from Ascension tell me what the fuck happened to CoA, did it really die for BB?
Did they fuck with reworks so much they have to go back to scratch?

I almost don't want to look at the new dungeons before I go there ingame

>>534761074
why is this necessary?

>>534761317
dayum that's litty

>>534761389
The only time people got banned for streaming private servers was the period right before Classic launched when that faggot CM Ythensis was policing twitch to make sure no one was playing Light's Hope, after he got fired by Blizzard it stopped.

.speed 10
RUN VERY FAST

xernuuo you gonna stream Ulduum too?

>>534761305
guys I thought trannies were all on turtle wow? guys?

>>534760694
>don't know if I've connected the room pieces in the right orientation though
I think the long piece is the final boss room, with the long hallway at the bottom actually being the connecting piece with it to the rest of the raid map.
The natural cave formation is the entrance, yes, but once you enter you'd be in the big square room, the boss hallway directly in front (but locked).
The two paths to the left and right from the big square room would lead to two other square rooms comprising of the left and right wings of the raid.
This is clearly a 2 wings and the boss raid design.

oh yea the DM is supposed to have rideable minecarts as well

>>534761393
Yes they're putting every team member on Bronzebeard and pushing changes/fixes daily. CoA has been shelved for the next 6 months probably

>>534761393
wrong thread faggot

>>534761393
>pic
Imagine the smell

>>534761710
This whole server launch has been a rideable minecart
Like those ones in DKC where the tracks are fucked beyond repair and lizards throw shit at you

>epiggies can only look through game data files to "experience" the content because the servers are never coming up
it's kind of funny but more sad than anything

HOLY SOVLVERLOAD

>>534761074
Make her /dance

Do u have the Ulduum map ID or nah?

BE ADVISED: HE IS MONITORING THE THREAD.

Do not go to AV of mapid 738.
It's not in the game.

Wait this deadmines is just completely remade from scratch? It's not just a deadmines from a later expansion?
Holy fucking sovl

>>534761330
>some time later the servers work with a cash shop
Kaytotes already said he's gonna add a cash shop later, but now as soon as he does you retards are gonna use it as "proof" that he's shenna lmao.

>>534761989
The guy who made it quit almost 2 years ago so don't expect the rest to be that good.

>>534761074
>https://www.twitch.tv/xernuuo
>naked femhuman swimming
bros...

>>534761795
>wong fwead faggot
you don't even have a game to discuss, actual discussion of actual REAL servers that actually exist are the only thing keeping this general from getting deleted for being off-topic. so instead of being a cunt, be thankful that we even give you permission to continue your little doa crypto shitcoin scam server discussion, because we can relinquish that privilege at a moment's notice

>Epoch confirmed to have a shit load of custom content and more work put into it that previously thought
>We'll never see any of it because the dev team exploded and Kaytotes is too arrogant to share

>>534761971
if you want to check some others, try the ones with weird names and tell me if you find uldum

this looks fucking great actually, it mogs what i've seen from turtle personally

I'm watching... I can't wait to play tomorrow. I can't wait for Pochie Monday.

>>534761393
CoA has been dev'd by one dude for like the past year because it was originally his idea and he progressively got more and more autistic to the point where he now won't let anybody touch it but him.

>>534762139
the person who made it quit the project already

Have you all not seen these? These been videos on the DM/VC remake on youtube for months if not years. And the baradin hold.

>>534762103
I dont mind that too much, just the fact that they are willing to go to these extents is good to me. They can hopefully get another good designer in the future, if they didn't already.

>>534762028
Yeah and the stairs issue was totally NOT a sabotage right Crogge?

>>534761382
Why do you think people was interested on Epoch?

>>534762183
Who made it?

>>534762245
me

>>534762245
The guy that left.

>>534762183
man this is really telling now after Magic and Inex quit, Kaytotes (and possibly others, Kes) must be insufferable to be around

>>534762198
thats too much positivity shut up shut up shut up

>>534761914
I like a lot of what they've done, but the Classic dungeon overhauls are not one of them. They completely ruined Wailing Caverns and Deadmines isn't great either.

all this stuff is so cool i cant wait to play tomorrow i already called off work and got snacks and drinks ready and im gonna order a feast from pizza hut

holy wailing caverns kino

>>534753683
My goodness that picture. The horror.
>>534753920
Nigger what is wrong with your brain?

These dungeons are too big and grand, honestly look like a slog to get through. Epoch devs are retarded. Dungeons are not supposed to look like raids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeFB19qBCEQ
Yall didnt see/play this shit like 2 years ago?

>>534762134
the obfuscated name ones crash the game when loading

>>534762393
>>534762454
you can just smell the desperation in the air

>>534762502
no

It looks so good. If Gaytotes nukes the server im going to kms

>>534762454
>>534761914
>finally get a solid group
>spend an hour getting to the ship
>server crashes

>>534762372
What was his name?

>>534762502
Most people browsing this thread now never heard of Epoch before this year or have never played a private server before.

>>534762205
>the stairs were sabotage now
Was them forgetting to add multithreading 5 years ago also sabotage? lmao

These dungeons insist upon themselves, unlike Turtle WoW. They're too long and extravagant.

BY WATER BE SPLASHED!

>time commitment
>in MY MMO?!

I suppose there will be an update today afternoon/night, where do you guys think this is going? Rerererelease happening? Indefinite delay? Something else?

They chopped the big loop to the left and made Naralex's final room very ritualistic. I love it

>Dungeon extreme big and content filled like a raid
What were they thinking?

>>534761056
such kino

>>534762502
How come a server that worked 2 years ago doesn't work today?

>>534762547
Don't play Turdle.
Refuse to play Epoch.
AM waiting for VVallcrvft.

Enjoy your literal garbage-tier server lmao.

>>534762651
John Epoch

>>534762727
more vague tests, random uptime, whatever kay can do to string people along instead of just admitting he fucked up

>>534762801
You can play wallcraft now thoughbeit

>>534761914
excited to play ~wednesday when the servers open!

turtle fags can get their heads kicked in.

>>534762801
i didnt say anything about turtle

>>534762787
Because like people said the person who was doing all these dungeon overhauls quit back then and since then the team has been slapping together shit like Goldshire.

>>534762907
Who made the dungeons?

>WC has jumping sections still
>It's also fucking massive
Nice

Why shouldn't dungeons be big?

>>534762857
I have, a lot. At this point I'm just gonna wait. Seems like release date is getting ready to be announced soon. He's been hinting nonstop.

>>534762907
That's not even true because new Goldshire was already done by the time these dungeons were done. You are hard coping.

every dungeon should be like blackrock depths

it's so fucking big
WC is too goddamn big there's too much content

>>534762907
>the only way to play the real EPOCH is to travel 2 years back into the past
It's really over for us...

NOT MOLTEN CORE. IT'S WATER CORE! BY WATER BE SPLASHED!

>>534762134
Tol Barad works

>>534762393
>WC
there was nothing to ruin tbqh+

>>534763035
I was being facetious. The point is that the server basically falls off a cliff in terms of custom content after deadmines/WC.

>>534763116
sweet

>>534762907
Goldshire was there for years retardo.

project sneedpoch gonna be litty once it drops and ends turdle

>>534763116
can you zoom in on the gnome pls?

>>534763160
You are being facetious because you don't know shit and you keep repeating that the designer left because you hate to see people excited to Epoch, for some mysterious reason.

KINO ALERT
PAY ATTENTION

>>534763225

Wait... This is kino.

epoch hype epoch hype

>>534763276
I was there when it was written dumbass. Its been in beta for years. I gave up on it once they stopped putting out new content for years after doing those remakes.

>>534762969
>just want to do a comfy 30 minute leveling dungeon
>end up in a 3.5 hour ordeal

Ok, even I'm a pochie doubter but I have to say Tol Barad looks crazy good...and this is an endgame dungeon?

Come home, white man...

>>534763160
>falls off a cliff in terms of custom content after deadmines/WC.
tol barad and uldum begs to differ

>>534762656
No, but there are infinite ways to sabotage if you have access to the code, making it really hard for them to fix.

>The point is that the server basically falls off a cliff in terms of custom content after deadmines/WC.

>>534763135
Zoomfag. WC is one of the few dungeons in the game that gives you true choice over how you progress through it, rather than just being a hallway.
Their remake of WC feels like an imitation created by amateurs - because it quite literally is.

TURTLES QUAKING IN THEIR BOOTS

>>534763410
Uldum literally isnt out till the end of the roadmap and told barad was only playable a few months ago. It basically took them years to make it.

what addon is this?
I lowkey need to have one so I know if I'm being more of an shitter than usual

TOL BASED

Ay yuh ay yuh ay yuh ay yuh ay yuh ay yuh

>>534763398
I know who the jailer is but can you explain who the silhouette's supposed to be?

>he will find all of them

based streamer anon with comfy voice

>>534763021
because the dad gamer can only put 30 minutes a week into the game

>>534763505
the minimap is in the game... so there is a chance

>>534763447
If it weren't for the UI I would literally think this was from EQ2 or some other cheap MMO lol

>>534763398
whos the skinhead in the diaper

>>534763632
It's a Protoss

We're going home to World of Starcraft

The shills are going to have to start working overtime. All-in on the 'poch.

looks kino

>>534763639
he's got a nice voice!

>>534763680
>EQ2
You're literally just saying words if you actually looked at EQ2 you'd know how retarded you sound

this looks amazing, i thought everything after WC was shit because the guy left or something? was i lied to?

>>534761789
>>534762176
>Will never get to play as a Sun Cleric or Venomancer again
I shall now cope and seethe

>>534763539
recount or any dps meter

>>534763815
You don't understand, they left two years ago nothing else should be good.

>>534763815
it's a bit ridiculous to believe that a big vanilla+ server would only have one mapper

anon streamer, there is a reason why nobody does turtle's custom dungeons and raids...

Seeing this shit hurts so bad.
So much top notch work potentially lost to the ether all because of utterly retarded management and drama.

KINOOOOOOOO

Its not that TB looks bad, it looks good. The problem is its taken them nearly 5 years to make 2 new dungeons and 2 remakes.

>>534763394
it's a 57-60 dungeon. On the same tier as LBRS and Strat/Scholo.

>>534763993
>demons
huh?

>>534763998
is this the next cope?

>>534762502
it's so funny that people just conveniently forgot what was going for the past 2 weeks.

>>534763908
i do them.

>>534763998
Quality>Quantity

>>534764049
and ghosts and humans and dwarves and shit

NO
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>534763753
I actually meant EQ Live, not EQ2. And yeah, it literally looks like the inside of Gloomingdeep.

>>534764181
>and ghosts and humans and dwarve
Yeah I was expecting those

Not sure why demons are hanging around there tho, but I guess they need to check boxes on diversity quatas somehow

Im surprised at how many people are completely new to this server. This stuff has been played/streamed years ago.

WORLD FIRST EPOCH EGG

yeah after this im all in on pochiecoin

This project was born from passion, but right now, that passion has faded.

I’m not sure if it’s been abandoned or is just on hiatus, but if Kay has truly moved on, I hope he can sell it to someone who’ll continue it.

Why is DM so huge?

>>534764343
Are you really surprised when it was sub 2k for years and now in less than a month it reached over 60k?

>soddie tourist
TURN IT OFF

>>534764434
Yeah but I figured people would have looked up the custom content to see if it was any good before playing it

>>534764419
really good job tho
blizzard quality over there

>sod was fun
retard confirmed
pack it up we need another tour guide.

The ideal scenario. Kay quits. He gives permission to queen Shenna to copy these few good dungeons and port them over.

>we will never get to play this

>>534764415
this entire server is 4 years of mess
they cant fix the bugs and itll eventually just have to be abandoned because you can't just give it to someone and hope they fix it

>>534764415
Shut the fuck up crogge

need me 'poch
need it now

>>534764619
it's more of an art project than a server.

>>534764595
>Dungeons are too big what were they thinkings
>I hope Queen sheena copies them into turtle
get your script right, turtleshill.

Have faith

The egg is guarded by a boss. I think it gives a nice trinket or something but its been a long time.

>>534764595
I'm not playing any server that has ruined versions of Deadmines and WC, no matter what the name of it is.

>>534764595
yeah sadly this is 3.3.5 client so its not like hyjal where u can actually just port all their shit over and hire their devs to work on turtle
and really the custom content added in epoch is too slop to be added to turtle. the quests aren't worth porting and the edited zones look like dogshit

>>534764774
lmao you are seething so hard

>NOOOO MUH FUGGIN WC
Do nigga's really?

WC is unironically too large. You can seethe at turtle, but they definitely understand vanilla's dungeon design better.

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

>>534764967
ahahahah

>>534764808
Kind of yeah lol. WC is my favorite dungeon and Deadmines is iconic. Not gonna play some zoomers cheap imitation of WoW, sorry.
Enjoy playing on a server where the devs won't even be able to fix any of the bugs that pop up post-launch kek.
I'll be waiting for VVallcrvft to launch. The only upcoming private server that's run by a competent developer.

what could have been

>w-well actually the content is too shit to be ported over anyways even if they could

>want the (strong gear piece) from last boss
>have to spend 5hr before having a remote chance and THEN compete with other faggots rolling for it
yeaahhhhh i dunno about that

stop criticizing pochie....... or else......

>damage check room before onyxia room

neato

>>534764967
You can admit that it looks cooler, it's okay

>>534764967
desu if we're talking about vanilla dungeon design, especially wailing caverns and blackrock depths, the design was
>we don't know how classes will work
>we don't know how tanking will work
>we don't know how mob pathing will work
>we are afraid we will have the same problem as other mmos where people cheese the dungeon in 5 minutes when it was supposed to take an hour
>solution: just keep adding more and more shit onto the dungeon so there's no way people can clear it in 5 minutes

>>534764862
Wailing Caverns was the quintessential vanilla WoW experience.
Sorry that you missed out.

WHY DOES TWITCH KEEP CHANGEING THE VIDEO QUALITY EVERY TIME I TAB OUT NIGGER I PAY FOR THIS INTERNET LET THE FUCKIGN QUALITY BE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This streams is really melting some shills' brains and I'm loving every second of it.

at this point Epoch fanboys don't even care about playing the server, they just want to see literally any competition to Turtle. which is fair, but believing Epoch is going to be that server is delusional lol.

there is probably supposed to be a gate here.

>>534765210
It's funny seeing the script evolve in real time as he zones into more and more dungeons

>>534754952
>December
Try January and even then it's only going to be the the start of the month long pre-patch.

I'll skip Ambershire. I'll wait for Epoch.

Season of Discovery won.

>>534765105
>looks
that truly is all you zoomers care about, isn't it.
"what do the graphics look like" soundin ass.

POCHIE TUESDAY

>KINO KINO SO KINO WE'RE BACK

>>534765527
Bro... please don't post my bathroom here...

>>534765149
its looks so much better in epoc nigga, i ran that shit so much its boring

>>534765527
sovl

The actually winning move is Ambie 17th and Epoch next year when it actually does release.

My hope has been restored. Your attacks are ineffective.

>>534765323
The thing is ive seen all these years ago. I planned to play Epoch. But I also knew Turtle has like 10x as much custom content. I just wish the freshes didn't collide.

Your voice is so plapable, i want to plap and plap and plap

>>534765657
I shant be playing tort.

>pls pls play ambershire

>>534765657
It makes the most sense, frenmaxxing is the way to go

>>534765527
Who builds a flightpath right next to a radioactive lake?

>>534765323
I wonder if they are on some discord discussing what to say next

>pre-1.4 Andorhal
Holy fucking sovl

>>534764760
Don't remember much about it, but the last boss (think it's a male naga) of Glittermurk can drop an epic trident. There's also a shredder boss.

I fucking hate being a voicecel so much.

>>534765657
Don’t care

Still not playing Ambie

I wish my voice was that good so I wasn't a miclet

magic's grandma in the new deadmines

can't wait to play ambershite and have my eyes blinded by rainbow cloud and other flashy retail mounts and a million utility pets all around. SO FRESH WOW

>>534765657
pick a side you fucking fence sitting fuck

>>534765971
A what?

>>534760294
>>534760694
Post the new WC map plx

>>534766020

Why is this dude doing the youtube-engagement laugh every fucking 60 seconds on the dot?

He's literally streaming private server he's not going to pop off from this

streamerman have you explored the new open world zones? id like to see those

>Use out of place Wrath textures
>Bros it looks so good

>>534766026
i dont think cloud mount will be in ambershire it was a pretty early thing thats not even purchasable anymore. and what retail mounts do they have? I think the latest Ive seen is some TBC mounts. for me the worst part is all the companions for QoL everyone will buy running around. Ogres and Kodos following people around Elwynn is so classic

>>534766020

>>534766090
https://voicecel.org/

>>534765657
>1.12 client
Show me a good UI that's used by someone that's actually good at the game.

>>534766167
he did, yesterday

>>534766178
Over the few days I spent on it I saw the firehawk from Firelands and the pvp warhorse from WoD or Legion

>>534766254
Default UI as the devs intended.

>>534766254
Default blizzard UI is peak and anyone who needs anything else is a wrath baby faggot

>the defias were muslim

>>534766385
ive never played wow before so when i started playing turtle i immediately switched to pfui and never looked back

>>534766420
looks hindu to me

>>534766420

>>534766420
Are you sure that's not just gobling-speak?

>>534766254
>a good UI
Mines oka-
>actually good at the game
nevermind

>>534766420
>Inshallah, the nobles shall pay for our shoddy craftsmanship or we shall stone their women!