pretty derby

>>717114078
humiliation ritual

What rank is /v/ma? My current club is C+ and has some dead weight so I'm thinking of switching

i found it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnWDV3ndl7c

>>717114078
POWER OF PINKU

I'm getting Uma fatigue

>>717114519
Just join Clover, it's B+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0

>>717114519
It's B+

do you like curren chan now?

>>717114519
>>717114902
>>717115225
fucking grim lmao
my random open invite Club is A+ and i don't have to play with discord nonces from here / /vg/

>>717113936 (OP)
Limbus company download future

>>717115485
>discord nonces
If it's an A+ club it's a discord club, you just happened to get into it by accident. Funny how that works, people just blindly hate on things here.

>>717114893
I want to feed her a carrot

I've been looking at Mayano for 4 hours

I hate late surgers so fucking much it's unreal
>haha your horse has like 1500 stats combined more than some shit NPC horse that you lost to because it got tardwrangled in the horsegulag for 90% of the race

>sleep deprived four times in a row
>two of them gave night owl
This feels awful

I suffer daily for this little shit.

Mambo.

>>717115769
ok keep coping, ranklet.

>>717116365
cute boy

>Goldshi gets A rank Pace aptitude
>won by distance
>won by distance
>won by distance
>won by distance

>>717116342
Next step is the infirmary not clearing it first try, and then getting migraine as soon as it is cleared.

Imagine liking your own fucking song. Bitch.

Which King is better?

>>717116447
>pace GoldShip

soulless

>>717116512
You should always be proud of your greatest hits

Do you guys glue after any lost training? You are basically guaranteed maximum B if you have to waste turns on that shit if it comes with debuffs, right?

>>717116395
stupid horse doesnt realize shes being played by divine forces outside her comprehension

>>717116656
I'll still try to force a run through for fans+sparks

>>717116460
My current record of infirmary visits needed to cure night owl is 5.

>>717116656
if I see the run is crap, I still try to get to 1100 of the stat I want.

>>717116656
i play that shit out
i got 9 speed from a horse that barely broke 700 speed and lost in the qualifiers

>>717116656
I glue if debut isn't 1st place.
Quick enough to know I fucked something up, losing training is not that bad.

>>717114519
I joined a /vg/ one but it's only D

>>717116131

WIT*1? More Like GLUE*1

>>717116743
I just ignore it. Then, when I run out of energy, I'll take my girl to the infirmary and she clears it.

>>717116579
hard call, but probably left

>>717117217
1* wit is still better than 1* guts my dude.

>>717116656
I never quit runs

the fall off has been massive since streamers dropped it

>>717113936 (OP)
oh look another thread where horny weebs spam shitty generic anime girls from a shitty gambling app pretending to be interested in horses.
play some real fucking games.

who is YOUR FVARKING HERO?!?

New best career result. Oguri feels overpowered and too easy to train. Just 3 speed cards and still maxed speed before finals.

>>717117495
Oguri has surprised me the most of all my horses.
I love that fatass.

>>717117495
I wanted it to be Rudolf but she keeps losing the Arabia Stakes.

got boxed the fuck out by mobfaces

>>717116512
>Creates her own vibe
>Her vibe is herself
>Vibes to it
She's amazing and I love her.

>>717117552
>>717117525
Mine is cursed, she fails 2% training like it will win her a free dinner.

>>717117398
They were never going to stick with it anyway

>decide to try horse game, alright with rerolling for a better start but not planning on minmaxing
>read about how retardedly better ssr support Kitasan Black supposedly is than every other card
>gone for months yesterday
Is the winning move not to play

we have the upcoming characters
but where is the image with the upcoming supportS?

>>717117552
She's proud too.

>>717117641
Just go front runner and that never happens.

I'll take the Ace combat track thank you
https://youtu.be/Y1KofECuYEc?si=I8eYjF_i2LVXhp82

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ievAYbEAZaU
Is no one going to stop this president's reign of terror?

>>717117750
If you don't know why that card was considered to be so strong, it wouldn't of done you any good.

>>717117793
super creek and tazuna in a week
after that there's no supports really worth rolling for like 2 years

>>717117750
just borrow

Who is the sexiest hors ?

>>717117936
Nta, but anon, please use your eyes.

>>717116395
how/where do you get to interact with the chibis?

>>717118102
depends on your personal taste

>>717117980
fair enough
>>717117983
should I wait for whatever this is or fuck it and ball

>>717118102
For me it's this nerd.

>>717117427
>play some real fucking games.
If that's true then why is the reference manual alone 108 pages long?
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ
Why does the game have all sorts of calculators and massive databases for skills and cards?
https://gametora.com/umamusume
https://stacalc.hf-uma.net/

Most threads on /v/ look like this
>>717101364
>>717102056
>>717113326
>>717106140
>>717109470
>>717112945
These games aren't even 1% as complex as Umamusume, and obviously Umamusume is a gacha and not a complex game at all. So maybe you're the problem.

I need money to upgrade the debuffer supports

>>717117980
its not complex to understand why kitasan black is so good. i cant help but pity niggers that join in the coming days right after the banner ended

>>717117827
>Horse got fat after retirement
Where is the thicc fanart?

Just got my second 8* single-stat spark, and with the veteran as one of the 3*s this time
The 9* Stamina dream is finally within reach!

>>717117719
>>717117827
>>717117552
fatass

>>717117750
It's a brutal gacha. You can borrow the card, however. The next one worth grabbing is Super Creek in a bit. It's already available but rate up event coming soon.

>See multiple people showing off their debuffer Nice Nature prior to Champions Meeting event
Do I really a debuffer for that?

>>717117427
>pretending to be interested in horses.
this game single handledly did more for horse racing popularity than decades of boomer pandering

>>717118102
Sunday

>>717118730
It's not a matter of complexity, it's a matter of understanding the game mechanics. Most people shitting and pissing about Kitasan don't even know what makes a support card good in the first place.

My wife Kingu did good.

>Oh, your Uma lost that very important race? Well maybe you should’ve raised her guts more, dummy.

How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>717119229
I still think that horses are gross ugly animals

>>717119417
How about I train your guts instead?

>>717117750
>go to any account selling site
>buy a mlb kitasan account for 10$
>youre ahead of 90% of the player who spent 100$+ and are currently coping by borrowing a kitasan
The winning move is to use your brain

>>717113936 (OP)
>kitasan banner over
>too late to start
I'll see you all in the next hyped gacha release...

>>717119417
Tazuna, I'm going out with my trainee tonight.
For recreational purposes.

>>717119591
>Buying Sloppy seconds from some SEAfag
>using your brain
Lmao

>>717119591
>get banned
kek

>>717117427
>pretending
https://x.com/RaihanH98/status/1949393868677615930?t=oQaehQC1cFfTDvktBYoScg&s=19
it's real. interest in horse racing is being revived because of a gacha game. how would you explain the donations to the irl haru urara

I have to say the game runs allot smoother since they banned people using that auto clicker for career mode.

>>717119652
You're not too late, just start during the super creek banner and pull for kitasan in her rerun.

>>717119710
trainers are not allowed to have sex with horses
random spectators, however...

>>717119487

>>717119417
I will simply follow the advice

>2 big cuties
>not a big win
Why?
2 small and 1 big is a big win...

>His horse doesn't have 1200 speed, 900+ stamina and 600+ wit
You will not make it in the taurus cup.

>>717119741
>>717119742
You dont get banned lmao. Tons of people are buying accounts and you never hear anything from them. Cygames would be dumb to ban potential customers who are already loose with their wallets.

>>717119825
Tazuna has paperwork to do.
Sorry, too busy to help with that, tonight.

>running 4 speed-1stamina-1power
>decide to replace the power card for a wit card
>lose optional races I was winning before
Going for wit was a mistake

Huh… who’s this mysterious Uma? She’s kinda cute…

>>717120050
It's not the account buying you get banned for. You get banned because the account sellers mass bot with banned tools to pump out MLB kitasan black accounts.

>>717120162
Looks like Umamusume A.

i'm new to being trainer-san. is there a website that tells me what skills are good and which to avoid? I saw the website that explains them all but its still confusing to me.

>>717120162
>not cholula

>>717119417
>your Uma lost that very important race
I dont think so

>>717119417
*unzips dick*

>>717120162
She's eating mexican slop so it must be the spic

>>717120050
Cygames does bans in waves. You never played Granblue back when a bunch of people got fucked for botting. Some people who only used Viramate (not botting) got swept up in the wave too, which got people paranoid Viramate itself was banned, but most of those people got unbanned.

>>717120162
Un uma?

>>717120162
Not sure but she looks like a perfectly honest civilian who won't pose a flight risk.

>Spent a shit ton of money sponsoring the Kentucky Derby
I hope this means they have secured the rights for certain American horses for global release.
Makes me wonder though, would Japanese players even care if they don't get non-Jap horses on their version?

>>717119792
When is that?

>>717120589
I doubt it since even I don't care about non jap horses.
I want nothing from the west, its pure garbage

Is there really not a different board for gambling than /videogames/ ?

>>717120664
>I doubt it since even I don't care about non jap horses.
>I want nothing from the west, its pure garbage

>>717120589
I think they'd be ok with it, it's more if American horse owners are ok with their horses being added. I'd like to see American Pharoah added. Ending a Triple crown drought after 37 years could be a neat story.

>>717120704
Most gambling is done virtually or on slot machines, which is a video game. Doubt there's a lot of street poker and craps enjoys on 4chan.

>>717120704
Explain what's wrong with the game and recommend a superior version of it.

>>717120780
>Justify and Deep Impact will never be added because they got caught cheating with doping.
Shame

>>717117641

>>717120643
Super creek rate up comes out in a little bit over a week, I'd get started now and try to join a decent club for a big batch of goodies next month, I believe the kitasan return is in December and will have much better cards alongside it.

gurasu wondah...

>>717119835

>>717120664
You don't care about Japanese horses either. You just care if they're anime girls.

>>717121198
>Super Creek and Tazuna
Aren't both of those strong cards?

I heard from a very good source that Super Creek is the last support worth rolling for, and after that its all about pulling for trainees.

How true is that fact?

https://umadle-game.web.app

>>717120162
Umamusume Ñ

>>717120250
https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/536307
Another general rule is that for stamina cards, the blue ones, don't go for ones that activate early race. Also, they aren't very useful if they activate late race either.

>>717120250
I'm sure there's tier list sites for skills out there. JP has one but you'd have to understand JP. Generally speaking avoid niche, conditional skills. The [Season] Runner skills are terrible because they're useless when it's not in season for instance.

>>717120250
yes
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#heading=h.fgy5q162l0r4

>>717120162
What is she eating? A slice of bread with cheese on it or it has a name?

>>717120921
it has gambling

witcher 3 doesnt so you should play that instead

>>717120664
>I want nothing from the west, its pure garbage
El Condor Pasa is an American-bred horse irl. the series already pays tribute to European horse racing history. Why stop there?

>>717121346
Both are pretty strong super creek will be top tier forever and tazuna is great for the current scenario.

I hate this game so fucking much like you have no idea

>>717121706
w3 has gwen?

>>717121738
She's japanese, cope.

Okay never mind I'm apologizing to that wit card thank god I'm finally free.

>>717116395
imagine god clicked on you one day

>>717121661
Probably pizza toast, or a butchered jap version of it.

I have 2LB Kita
Tazuna, Oguri, Condor, Twin Turbo 0LB
Special Week Event MLB
NO CREEK
MLB SRs:
Sweep, King Halo, Narita Taishin (Flash 3LB)
Mayano
Biwa, Helios, Amazon
Mati, Nice Nature, Fuji Kiseki (MarvSun 3LB)

I have 7k carats. It's very unlikely we reach pity during Super Creek banner. If I pull, I'll end up with a bunch of SR dupes and no spark
Probably have to wait and keep borrowing Creek I guess
How far out are the free uncaps?

>>717121738
El condo pasta

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I ACCIDENTALLY LEVELED UP MANHATTAN INSTEAD OF EISHIN
FUCK.

>>717121834
>El Condor Pasa was a racehorse active in the late 1990s. He couldn't run Classics because of foreign-bred restrictions, but he won all Japanese races except Mainichi Okan. He flew to France and won two grade races.
>Birth place: Kentucky (USA)

>>717122130

How are you doing out there, trainer-san?

So... any /v/ clubs? I joined a random club back when I started but it's full of shitters and those fuckers almost never request or donate shoes

>>717120664
Boy arer you gonna have egg on your face when the French horses start getting added

>>717121773
>jobbing with a busted protagonist super horse

>>717122261
I'm failing my girls

>>717122261
For me, its over. Retention at class 5. I've reached my limit of 400,000 ameripoints

>>717122130
Worse cards you could've chosen.
Stamina Max those 3* sparks, Anon.

>>717122261
Is this whale territory?

>>717122261
550k points with the most inconsistent Mile team in the world

>>717122261
Not as good as that
Going up to class 6 next reset (524k points) as F2P so I'll get the one time promotion carats at least
Can't really squeeze more out of the team until we get the Kita uncaps
All the teams I race against have all costumes/3* horses, bunch of MLB SSRs (not events) already

>>717122130
You should max level them both you retardGOD

>>717122261
I thought I was boned but after the last promotion it looks like getting into class 6 is literally guaranteed and free now? Like rewards-wise there's no difference between 2000th and 1st place and it looks like I can easily get there and stay there on my f2p count where I didn't even reroll.

>>717122587
Yeah maybe someday but I fucking need money

>>717122501
definitely whale

>>717122562
>>717122261

WHAT ABOUT HORSIES OF MY COUNTRY?????????????????????????????????

>>717121648
Thank you!

>>717122760
If there isn't an uma from your country then japan doesn't love you

>>717114078
KWAB!

>>717122662
Daily reminder Goldship's Golden Week event is coming, if you complete the event you're getting 12 million coins, so just take a day off at work ot something to complete it.

>>717122665
Is setting an Ace just who you see on the team menu or do you get some kind of buff to that hoers in the slot

bathroom events when

>>717122875
ace scores more points during the race

>>717122875
Ace's get more score for their position.

>>717120050
I'm gonna die of laughter on the day cygames bans all your asses SEAniggers and retarded acc buyers for reroll botting

>>717120664
arent almost all japanese race horses descendants of an american horse? sunday silence?

>>717122261
Hanging on by the skin of my teeth

>>717122918
>>717122941

Aw shit, does that include if she wins or should you set your smartest most skill spammy horse as your ace

>>717122130
>Oh no I accidentally leveled one of the best SRs in the game oh woe is me

>>717122859
Complete meaning we need like a million points or whatever?

correction status?

>>717122990
and? most humans are descendants of Africa, doesn't mean you can't discriminate based on birth location

>>717122261

>>717113936 (OP)
Having a maxed out Kitasan to borrow kinda makes the game a bit boring and removes the, real decision making. Might stop using her.

>>717116131
Every second you look at her her breasts grow a nanometer

Class 6 promotion line apparently rose to around 500k at time of tallying last week

>>717123072
>YADA YADA!

>debuffs your faggot meta team

>>717123181
not Nice

>>717123181
>have to spend over 200k to upgrade debuffer supports
This is hell.

>>717123181
It's winner takes all, your debuffer better have decent stats as well just incase

>>717123010
I got for most skills used reliably

>>717123181
Post you're bully. She sometimes even wins which is stupid. Maybe 2 more debuffers would be even better.

>>717122261
How much money have you spent on this game?

>>717116131

>>717123337
How does a horse mistake another one for a jockey?

>>717123310
thats definitely in the thousands territory

>>717114804
>>/vg/ why don't you fuck off then

>>717123337
>This is the face of a disgusting perverted mob boss

>>717118343
Super Creek is nice and the two cards i would be most leaning on for friend supports after Kitasan Black is Super Creek and Fine Motion
Super Creek's banner is up on the 11th so you can take the time to play around with the game itself before you feel its worth working in the reroll mines
Beyond that, who the fuck knows, cards and characters here are not limited so you might get Kitasan anyway while rolling the Super Creek banner. God knows how many times i got the card from another active banner instead of the banner i was actually rolling on...

>>717116141
Not enough guts and power
>>717116579
Left by a lot, better ult, more wit, the stamina is basically the same and good enough for sprints. two gold speed skills and studious is better than focus (Focus makes late start suck less)

>>717113936 (OP)
How big of a slut is Curren Chan? I pulled her on my first try does she want me THAT much?

does haru urara get any unique skins or whatever the special versions of the umas are? wedding/new year etc.

i wanted to blow my f2p load on her but her 3* costume is kinda garbage

Y'all are puppets
Slaves
Just keep playing obvious scam x game with no volume
I fucking hate you guys.

>>717123556
her costume is the only one appropiate for racing in the entire fucking game
you have atrocious taste

>>717123556
Haru gets a new year's skin at some point

What other Umas breed their trainers?

>>717116141
Train your power retard
>B-but I did!
No you didn't

>>717116656
I don't quit from 1 failed training and I try to minimize the chance of training failure by never chancing 20%

>>717123181
Running a debuffer and debuff contingencies is the meta, though.

>>717123524
she's willing to dress like a slut if you really want it

>>717120319
Where my Viramate bros at
After almost a fucking decade has CyGames finally added all the QoL that Viramate gave to the game

>>717123337
>Leave Opera O to me

SLAVES, I say.
Don't try to act like you don't know.

>>717123610

>>717123143
https://youtu.be/Udm6Q8vqQj0

>>717113936 (OP)
Gold Ship is so entertaining to look at, I fucking love seeing her use her ult and just fucking annihilate everyone, especially in room matches.

>>717123524

>>717117525
Triumphant pulse is what makes her overpowered, she doesn't obey traffic laws

>>717120589
I plan on spending at least $100 at a nearby horse track next week.

But I imagine the japs are keeping a close eye on what the gaijan do with the game and retention. There's already a western presence on Japanese Race bets.

>>717116656
I'm not in whale territory yet so I'm still in the phase of switching out C-B umas for B+ and rarely A umas

>>717123679
>Always loses to Opera O

>>717123181
Why is she like this?

>>717123675
CyGames
Wow, you people actually have no fucking standards.
And you've got the nerve to claim that you're from /v/. I hate to put it this way, but your type is not welcome here. Leave.

>Need to bring King Halo online to challenge the Legend Bakushin race
>I never ran her before so i must insist on actually reading her shit in the career
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>717123825
I believe you can reverse that on her own career

>>717123689

whats with the MASTER TRAINER event? its showing up a lot lately and it scares me

You never get banned for account buying. Sorry if you get assmad over that one guy paying $5 to a chink for an account better than your launch account that you spent a month working on but it's extremely rare for anyone to get banned for account buying if ever.

Realistically, a company can't ever tell if you bought an acc or not because then they would have tons of false positives and form an entire department to sort through all the VPN users, travelers and all that stuff so they try to strongly discourage you from buying an acc but won't actually enforce it.

What they DO ban for is client modifications, 3rd party tools, hacks, bots, exploits and anything that could be counted as cheating. Granblue Fantasy has a long history of people using ""undetectable"" bots then ending up either permabanned or with the dreaded red letter of shame on their account.

Similarly, you can get banned if the chink you bought your account from was botting or automating the rerolls so you have to be careful who you buy from if you do end up buying an account and understand that account buying is a very grey area where you're buying an account from a black market where the guy might or might not scam you so you have to take every precaution possible whenever buying an account for a game and making sure to secure the account so the seller can't take it back or resell it.

>>717123693
>flashback into yada

I can tell you one thing for damn sure,my niece is never going to see any instance of 'CyGames'
Could you guys try not being fucking zombies? i'd like that.

>>717123841
Who the fuck are you?

>>717123310
>>717122501
Nope. But I was fortunate enough to get MLB Kitasan and a bunch of SSRs in roughly 40k carrats. Which includes some paying, but not a whale amount.

>>717123909
Its a fun career tho, I like her

>>717123683
>>717123841
kill yourself, avatartranny

>>717120664
>t.

>>717123968
Maybe you don't, but you should. I want people with MLB Kitasan to disappear. This is payback for me not getting a single Kitasan outside of pity.

>>717123913
I want to get her, but only have about 10k carats. It's over.

>>717123968
>account buying on 4chan
How to be more faggy than Paulafag; step one

>>717123985
Who the fuck are you?

>>717123980
Your niece should never suffer the dishonor of having you as a relative
you should rectify that by killing yourself immediately

>>717123841
>muh standards
>posts sloppa

>>717123765
Apperantly the attendance in both streams and physical presence on a recent Indonesian race skyrocketed, with many making Uma Musume references and memes, would make sense for them to try to expand internationally when it comes to other foreign horses and races,

>>717124130
You should be fine unless you have shit luck.

>>717124020
I peeped your team on the leaderboard, nicely built
Was expecting all MLB SSRs

>>717123181
I want Nice Nature to verbally abuse me.

>>717123675
>all the QoL
Even quick skills?

>>717123074
okay but
they're horses. why is this a problem. are you pulling the racism card on honest to god horses

>>717124054
Kek

Curren-chan

>>717124284
Yes, so?

>>717123651
>>717123715
Holy shit I love her, thank you RNG Gods. She will help me beat Bakushin too

>>717119835
I'm gonna keep training my beautiful horsegirls and you can keep jerking off to stinky irl horses. You do you I guess

>>717124020
And a bunch of SRs*

>>717120664
kys

Tokai Teio, hasshin!

>>717124346
Why is she so delicious?

>>717124316
how does that make sense

>>717122160
Uma Musume: Kentucky Derby when?

Sometimes I feelt the friendship level of unmaxed cars go DOWN

Actually the horses of my country are the best and they will totally be added to the game now that it's gone global. My favorite horse is called Fag Franchiser and second favorite is Dick Dictator. They will be added to the game soon and they will both be SSSSSSSS tier.

does oguri have the biggest among all umas?

>>717124261
>2019
But... i thought they started going after Viramate users a few years before that
They kept using it even years later?

>>717124441
I don't know how to respond to that. How does it not?

>>717117552
She's very fat

>Silver Truck:

>>717124460
That can happen but it's rare. Some cards have events with choices that decrease friendship by 5 instead of raise

Everytime Oguri rubs her belly I imagine her pregnant

>>717123909
King Halo is my first 3* Sprint. She won again Bakushin the second time I tried the race, even though she should have won the first since she has higher stats, better skills, and had a higher mood. Then I went for Maruzensky on the third just to see if she could do it, she got 2nd.

>>717124523
nigga they're horses

>>717124442
Seems logical, they even sponsored the most recent one and other stuff overseas, I guess they are working on getting the rights,

>get a 3* pace chaser oguri
>also 1* guts
shit

>>717124701
nigga ur a horse

>>717120589
>>717120780
>becomes Daitaku Helios's new bff

>>717124701
located in countries, countries I hate

>>717123610
This got me thinking.
Strong Umas obviously produce good and strong offsprings but what about their male counterparts?
Does a good and strong husband actually matter?

Shrewd step sucks?!

>>717124514
Can't quite remember if people got banned for Viramate back in 2017 or 18 but a lot of people advertised it as UNDETECTABLE. Not sure if the devs were quite as brazen about it.

>>717124823
I'm waiting on this one myself, she even has a design already

I don't get how spark work with legacy umas, do they activate at random? I never seem to get the 3* for pace or turf

>>717125018
same

silent suzuka is so damn flat

I remember back in 2021 it was really funny seeing units with 800+ stats across the board with guts builds. I'm gonna try to recreate that magic lol

>>717125007
>random mood down event is her getting a second place in Battle Royale

How do i train Bakushin? Front or pace?

>>717124203
Most US horse races starting up in late August and September so will see.

>>717124929
My memory of that time is quite fuzzy by now but what i remember is people reacting to the first rumblings about Viramate users getting slapped and still using it anyway because there was inconclusive evidence or something... but somehow i also remember the Viramate dev just taking it down entirely? And i got pissed because i was addicted to the QoL and just kept playing it 'native' until i got burned out for some other reason

So Viramate just came back... or got forked maybe, i have no idea after that point because i stopped playing i think in 2018

>>717124880
It works on anime rules, so childhood friends, favorite teacher/trainers would make the best kids because of the power of friendship and love.

>>717125247
Both are viable those most people just do front

>>717125018
welcome to suffering
>one of us one of us one us

Post your Curren Chans

Hags are love, hags are life.

>>717124880
it's the opposite. The more of a fat ugly bastard you are, the better the foal

>>717125335
aight ty

>>717125346
Why does she say oniichan. This kills me.

>>717125247
The class rep leads the class from the front

>>717125287
>i also remember the Viramate dev just taking it down entirely
Sounds familiar. I think people kept using the final release of Viramate for a year or two. And the original devs or someone else might have picked it up again. I never used it myself, so some of the details were lost to me (and time).

>>717125463
That's way better than Akebono wanting to fatten you

>>717125463
I wish I could pull her, she's so cute.

I have a deck just for golshi, gonna have to pull for another end closer

>>717125812
Could Haruto beat Painnhauser?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGLvwwLvb8

>>717125812
Did it work?

>>717125668
>kept using the final release of Viramate for a year or two
Yeesh. Imagine getting so completely mogged by a mod to your game that's so fundamental that it keeps getting used years after it was abandoned. But that tracks..
Maybe the thought process with me at the time: I saw that the dev just bailed and i concluded there's no damn way a mod that isnt even updating anymore is gonna escape detection so i'll just stop using it before my balls get cut off

It's time

>>717126032
GBF still hasn't implemented most of the QOL features that Viramate had.

>>717126072
naisu

>>717124929
>>717125287
I used viramate during 2016-2017 and still have my account. The addon did offered nice qol but also allowed you to bot stuff like quests and the casino iirc which I never did. I don't remember when the captcha system got introduced in gbf but I theorized that if you take too long to solve the captcha/try to "play" through it your account gets flagged.

>>717125352
#MOGGED #BAKUSHIT #SUICIDEHOTLINE

>>717125335
Oh my gawd Bakushin wife i'm coooming

>>717126117
neicha

>>717125989
sure did!

>>717126079
Ah well. So it goes..

>>717126135
I knew there was a pokerbot floating around, and definitely stayed away from that which i knew was high risk even while justifying the use of other stuff Viramate did like immediately going from one page to another and skipping pages inbetween you had to navigate. I'm not sure if that was integrated into Viramate when i used it. I do remember being heckled by the captcha shit though lol. I think there were jokes about failing it anyway even if you were a human and being nailed for it so it was a high stress situation

ngl when I get a new uma I feel lazy to train her because having to read through her career feels like a chore

weebs explain what bakushin even means

oohohohoho

>>717126410
Stupid God

>>717126410
Basically whenever Baksushin screams BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIIIN she's saying GOTTA GO FAST, GOTTA GO FAAAAST

should I tell her?

#zoom

I won the hot springs tickets for Agnes Tachyon, god I hope I win her career

>>717125463
>Why does she say oniichan
Because you helped her when she was young and inspired her.

on a scale of 1 to 10
how fat should I draw Bakushin ass? what about T.M Opera?

>>717126589
She's growing on me so much.

>>717126410
It means rush/dash

>>717126410
Baku = explosive
Shin = center among many other words that shin can also mean
Basically she's the center of an explosion, ie where all the destructive kinetic energy (SPEED) comes from

>>717126703
A nice toned 7

>>717126715
What kind of photos...

>>717126810
naruhodo

>>717125194
Had a pretty big drought of guts/speed training mid run. but hey, pretty good

>>717126170
Share build, I'm trying tomorrow with her after my disasterclass with King Gaylo. She seems easier to train too

I WANT TO KISS BAKUSHIN FOREHEAD

>>717126953
>Japanese humor

why am I not the winner in the middle stat?

>>717126703
7.5 to 8

>>717125952
>20% guts

WHY

>>717127028
Imagine how easy it'd be for her to crush your head with her thighs

>>717125952
source on this image? I want to look at all future characters

please give source

this rng nigger game is starting to piss me off a little bit

>>717127028
I don't think that's how glutes work

>>717127028
why is there so much AI slop uma musume porn but so little actual porn made by artists?

I applied to this club this morning but the leader has been ignoring my application, I see him online all day.
Should I just withdraw and look for another club? I've been holding on doing my career run.

>>717127184
Takes a lot of guts to be a brat
>>717127226
The official twitter

>>717126953
I hate Marvelous' stupid big boobs.

>>717127250
yakuza

>>717126616
I still don't know the lore reason for why you can't just go after losing.

>>717114078
how did you get enough turf aptitude on her?

does champion's meeting have RNG moods, or are they fixed??

>>717127302
what the fuck is the yakuza going to do to a third worlder drawing porn

>>717127504
9 spark turf, has to hit each time

>>717127250
The other anon is correct. Cygames goes out of its way to ban as much as possible, ESPECIALLY on pixiv.

>>717127106
It's a comparison of all the competitors I think. Also doesn't take into account skills which for stam is really important so it's kind of useless

>>717127520
sex with chairman

>>717127251
I dunno I just joined a random new club and now we are B rank.

>>717127560
>post uma porn on twitter instead of pixiv

>>717127421
They actually get turned away at the door and have the cops called on them when they try to cash in the ticket after failing. Hot springs are for WINNERS only

>>717126953
MARVELOUS

>>717127632
You're right, fuck them

>>717127667
>posting on the website that keeps getting raped by the cybertruck-cuck's sperg-outs

>>717127825
better than getting banned

>>717127667
Twitter kind of fucks up resolution of pics.

>>717121850
which of these white sparks are good

>>717126810
>center
it's not 芯, as in center, it's 進, as in to go forward
bakushin is most likely 驀進, "to go forward (focusing on that, ignoring everything else)"

Does this Bakushin eventually stop winning? I don't even have any skills.

>>717127919
She has the easiest career by far

I'm contempt with my first attempt at playing Teio, there's certainly room for improvement since I lost 4 races in a row.

I find it curious how high step teio always trigger in my other horses (when I borrowed a Teio), but now that I have one, not once did I see his skill proc.

Is LB1 Tosho worth leveling up or are MLB R cards better if I want another Speed card besides Kitasan and the event Special Week?

>>717128169
Sweep goes in every deck

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1951765019424887273

>>717127873
My brother in Christ, xitter is famous for people getting automatically banned by mass-reporting campaigns.

>>717128169
sweep tosho is MANDATORY in every deck, no matter the race or the style

>>717127919
Might want some stamina but otherwise 800 speed is enough for Ura finals.

>>717128070
This is like the dumbest shit.

>>717117641
Everyone gambles at hopeful steaks for those delicious 7k fans!

>>717128221
carats doko?

I bruteforced Golshi's 3* form and now I don't want to roll at all.

>>717128329
>lier
I love this retard.

>>717128385
why would you ever do that right before the goldship event that guarantees us to 3 star it?

>>717128221
Is it just Winning Ticket or does BNW get a main story in the game?

>>717122261
I have no idea what I'm doing, retained class 5 this week

>get practice perfect and charming both in early junior year
>halfway through career my horse fails a 10% and gets hit with -10 -20 stats and practice poor
FUUUUUUCK

>>717127904
Distance is good, usually Standard over Non-Standard but if you have both you have +40 Stamina always. General Corner and Straightaway skills are good.

>>717128470
Really? I asked some anons but no one ever answered so I just did that.

>>717128504

>>717128497
Practice perfect would be a more useful passive to pick up if it nullified the poor one once. So fucking dumb that it just oscillates between peak performance to utter shit, let them cancel out.

>>717128329
hair down Bakushin is so fucking hot

>>717117495
Taiki and now Curren. Rolled for Curren on a whim since she’s easy to train and she’s constantly getting first place. Got my first hot spring event with her too during the first career run I had with her. I went from not really caring about her design to thinking she’s pure sex every time she’s on screen

>>717128554
Anon, its literally on the official twitter, all over youtube, and in this very thread
>>717121198
Check the image, august 7th its the Golden Week event

>564 carats x 10 login days, 150 carat from missions, 1.2m money, 100k SP, 1 2* Uma tix and SR card tix, 29 gold ship pieces + 50 pieces from friendship points, some clocks and g1 potential items.

>>717113936 (OP)
Horsegirls are shit
You have terrible taste in games,
Honestly I May as well repeat the last 2.

>Get burnt out after several shitty runs
>Get an amazing run and then the urge to improve my umas comes back
>Shitty runs again
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

why would anyone play this? Gameplay is shit, story is shit.

game with no relative merit: *shows up*
/v/: *ceases the very nature of humanity*

>>717128894
because my streamers played it now go away

>>717128894
why would anyone care about what you think? you're retarded and a tranny

>>717117750
Just borrow from whales, I got my own Kitasan but she’s 0LB so I end up borrowing MLB from whales anyway. If you’re rerolling shoot for Fine Motion, Super Creek, and other strong cards.

>>717128894
literally people are playing it because someone played it.
I'm sorry that I don't got a better answer for you. I truly am.

The month already passed so I guess they can't use the FOTM argument anymore

i was so close... i need better support cards

>>717129179
Is anyone else bothered by faggots that show something but refuse to show what it is?
Nah, me neitther.

>>717129179
I hate this shitty furry game so much
Chink gachas not even once

>>717128470
How does that event work?

>>717129265
bruh, how do you actually rip-off Palworld's interface, that is actually mindblowing
I know, Palworld's already a rip-off. That's why it's funny.

>>717128885
That's gambling baby

https://youtu.be/5cG7Lfp0MK4?si=Yl-h7BBQq611Q5JM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BZ4h15SOp74

How do trainers resist the urge to constantly impregnate their umas?

>>717129450
Uma is years older than Palworld

>>717120974
lets be real american pharaoh was probably doped too. it's the bob baffert way.

>>717129557
https://youtu.be/yRUGEo11Pjg?si=T0mzB3jT7zgdQs6y

>>717129450
>namefag
>retarded opinion

I watched the movie and I kind of hated it. The main character sucked and the animation was some tryhard shounenslop and they somehow forgot to draw colors. Tachyon was cool I guess but I liked S1-3 more.

>>717121198
Should I pull on Super Creek if I already have her at LB0

>>717129708
The trainer is in a constant state of danger around Uma even with their inhuman durability.

>>717125247
Front is best, pace is a massive stamina debuff

>>717129885
Remains S tier for a while at full uncap. Even at 2* she'd probably be a mainstay in most of your setups. Unless you have something you're trying to roll for.

>>717129708
The Academy provides them with relief human women.

>>717129301
oh no.. what an embarrassing post

>>717125335
Bakushin can't handle 10 minutes of sex, I would need a ball draining mistress like Scarletto to keep my libido in check

>>717128151
>I'm contempt
did you mean "content"?

>>717127106
what do you mean middle stat stamina?
the tutorial says those "# favourite" icons are the judges predictions, if thats what you mean.

>>717120219
There is no definitive way to tell which account is botted or not thanks to the ancient ID system.

Bro, how tf do you farm sparks? For 100+ runs even with SS+ stats I never got more than 2*. Doing this everyday just for one 3* stat spark is such a bitch.

>>717130419
idk i just play 1 career a day and now i have two girls with 3* speed sparks and one of them is 9* (i know speed sparks are dogshit but hey i'll take it)

>>717130419
Just get lucky

When is a good time to trainee pull?

what in the sweaty hell is this

>>717130548
Seuin, Falco, Maya, Smaru

Taishin's looking like bench juice, guess i'll save and just do a single pull on the support one.

Seiun Sky is unfiltered SEXO

>>717129876
>the animation was some tryhard shounenslop and they somehow forgot to draw colors
It had the best animation by far out of all the anime projects but sure retard

>>717130710
you're just saying that because you could easily manhandle her

Happy Meek when?

Never ever

>>717130587
>the best of /v/ vs. the best of reddit

>>717129876
Anon, you are literally Hitler if you don't like the movie.

>>717125296
wait are all the spica girls in a harem?

>>717130847
winners dont do drugs

>>717116579
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
sim it yourself

What’s more important for legacy uma? 3 stars in a good stat or 3 stars in a proficiency that might lead to an S rating?

>>717130094
Idk man I was waiting to pull on Seun Sky and Fuji Kiseki since I was under the impression that LB0 Creek was good enough

>>717130496
I like speed sparks, it just means I have to change my deck a bit. Usually just means I go for more power cards compared to normal.

>>717130852
But my club is /vg/ and top 30

>>717130969
Both actually.

>>717130969
I dunno! Sparks are cofnusing!

>>717130751
yeah?
imagine the carrying fuck

I fucked up my account BAD. Only been playing a few days.
If I just reset now do I still get the like 200+ pulls and upgrade materials from the game just starting?

>>717130994
what in the sweaty hell is this

>>717127250
artists can't make money cause cygames made an agreement with comiket, etc. to ban all NSFW art of umas, and that's the main way doujin artists make money.

>>717131005
So do I just farm for 3 stars in a stat and pray that the legacy also has an aptitude I want? Is a 2-star in a good stat+1 or 2 star in a good aptitude still good?

>>717131164
Make password for it and keep it around. There's no sense in getting rid of it. If you can't out luck the old one you can always crawl back. Don't be crazy dude.

>Got 20+ to all stats from the acupuncturist on the first few months
Surely this will be a great run

>>717129876
I prefer S2 over the movie but the movie is still one of the best parts of the franchise.
S2 > Movie = Cingray > RTTT > S1 > S3

>>717131231
Its such a great moment when it actually happens. Trained one of my best characters riding off the extra padding this gives. It's worth the risk. The pay off is so good. I don't see how you can avoid it and justify continuing the run if the event pops up. I'll always double or nothing on that now if it comes up without regret or hesitation.

>>717127538
nothing as long as he's not trying to sell it at a convention in Japan.

>>717131172
thats how they get more whales, other whales force up the f2p+ players into whaling

>>717130969
Blue sparks are the first priority, Stam > Power > Speed > Wits > Guts
But its easier to farm speed sparks and a 9 star speed is still a good boost

>>717131231
gratz. i decline her offer every time, but i've never had her visit me during junior year. i'd definitely gamble if that happened.

>>717131172
40m is 1.3m every day
You can get 500k in 1 Oguri run so that's just 3 runs a day.

Later when Seiun comes out, you can do the same 500k with 1 Seiun run except Seiun is an actually good parent. And god knows you'll want to do assloads of runs with her to get that 9* Stam parent you really want.

>>717114078
goated

>>717130419
That's what 20 free pulls do to a motherfucker

>>717131469
>>717131172
The gacha autism..... It's starting.....

>>717131231
My horse loves needles, I have never gotten a bad needle, no heroin no vaccine

>>717130974
Eventually you'll get more through either getting spooked on free rolls or pick ticketing it so if you're fine at 0* just for the skill proc then go for it, should probably only be a year and some change to get those tickets.

>>717131469
>just 3 runs a day
I want to play other games nigga

>mile

>>717113936 (OP)
this "game" fucking stinks

>>717130859
>whole movie is built around a rivalry between two umas
>one just quits halfway through the movie
>second half is angst and beating some stand-ins
It was a high quality production but the script needed work.

>>717131785
why are you such a racist?

>>717131905
blame real life

>>717131952
Maybe they shouldn't have adapted said real life into a movie then.

>>717131724
>he doesn't win the daily with an awful mood

>>717125346
My curren-chan looks a little weird...

>>717132030
It's part of the fun though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj0Vj5r4HMU
>"TM KITA"
>"TM KITA"
>"TM KITA"
>>717132150
Much better

>>717132150
I see nothing wrong

How would you guys be racist against Umas?

>>717124743
Please tell me theres a tall-skinny Umamusme this thing represents.

>>717132237
can you stop being black & weird for 5 seconds

>>717132237
Ask Special Week

>>717132237
By telling everyone that Japan Cup is the superior race

>>717132237
We're guys so we are physically incapable of being racist to umas
Women on the other hand...

>>717120664
El Condor Pasa says hi. You level 1 weebs are ridiculous.

>>717132237
GRAY HORSES CANNOT RUN

>>717131952
>>717132030
The same series of events can take very different forms by adjusting the screenplay and the direction of the scenes. I think Tachyon needed to either be more relevant in the second half or needed to be less relevant in the first half. The way she just goes from centerpiece to a non-character in the blink of an eye kills engagement. It's also very hard to sell Jungle Pocket's achievements when the first half of the movie is just an unresolved humiliation-fest that it "addressed" with her beating some third parties. Also Opera deserved better treatment than just being Pocket's stepping stone.

Can I just stick to using auto on the legacy screen and trust the game to choose good inspirations or do I need to autistically know which ones synergize best and choose myself?

B+ is fine for a casual club anyway.

>>717132539
hah

>>717132539
>auto
>good
i cannot think of a single game in existence where this is true

>>717132389
literally me after only getting 2 fucking kitas
cunt

>>717132539
Fuck no, it chooses terrible parents every time
You need to autismmaxx to get good Umas, doubly so if you aren't a megawhale.

>>717122261
I'm afraid I've reached my limit with the cards I have at present

>>717132539
Sort by affinity, go from there, see which umas will raise the distance affinities so you can run more types of races without a debuff

>>717132237
I would hold my nose and make disgusted faces whenever I'd be in the presence of umas, with the pretext that because they are running all the time they are perpetually sweaty and stinky. However, in actuality I would be an uma lingerie thief addicted to their scent.

>>717120589
I'd prefer they get a western horce or two with cool lore, more than just super famous, or one that is both. Like Northern Dancer

>>717132389
Kita has a distractingly nice body

>>717132742
You have too much money

>>717132539
Just filter for 3* and work from that.

>daily borrows: 0/3
This is what real struggle looks like.

>>717132314
>checking the Japan Cup winners for a shitpost
>one of the names is Do Deuce
Holy shit they somehow did it for me already.

>>717132847
that's why I use the penny pincher title

>>717123476
Oh really, Kitasan can just drop on any support banner it's just super low now?

>>717132896
I refuse to borrow because I find the idea of someone else's horses fucking my horses repugnant.

>>717132821
Medium boobs on a slim body is a killer combination.

>Practice Perfect
>6 partners for training, 2 friendships
>11% failure
>FAILURE
FUCK

>>717132821
Her race outfit gets more lewd the more you look at it

Don't tell anyone but I think all of the umas with traditional/samurai inspired Japanese style racing outfits look pretty stupid.

>>717130496
Speed sparks will be useful in the future when GUTSMAXXING becomes the meta

>>717132496
> It's also very hard to sell Jungle Pocket's achievements when the first half of the movie is just an unresolved humiliation-fest that it "addressed" with her beating some third parties
That's the whole point of the movie, genius. How can you feel accomplished when your victory sounds hollow and everything tastes like ash.
It's a movie about rebuilding yourself after definitive defeat.
Opera isn't a stepping stone, she's the medicine for Jungle's mental block. She's the only compass Jungle can count on after Tachyon premature "death", the happy ending is just a cop out. It's a movie about grief.

>25/30
holy shit, /v/ooners is thriving
should remove the sub million accounts, though

Oh shit, she did it!

>>717133418
>Watching Happy Meek Umapyoi
Holy soul

>>717133418
>jobbing to the designated jobber

>>717133418
Wow! Congrats to Meek and Kiryuin.

>>717133062
Yeah that's how it used to be until I think Genshin popularized gone til rerun

>>717133418
>man, what a terrible dream

TP recharges too slowly

>>717133549
It's too late to use a clock when you've got the contenstant already on the stage for the concert. This is Meek's show now.

>>717132817
the perfect crime, they would never suspect you

Kiryuin is incompetent.

>>717133391
I wonder how many are non /v/ users though

Attention, everyone. There is a very special announcement to make. I have now officially started eating this bowl of ramen noodles.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
That is all.

>>717133372
That's why Tachyon (and not just the idea of Tachyon) should have remained important in the second half. Jungle should have obsessively followed her around, tried to help her recover and get back on the track so she could beat her, found some other avenue to compete against her, or something. Tachyon not being able to race doesn't mean there was nothing to be done with Tachyon the character. Anything would be better than "lol training montages will fix it".

>>717132237
a one-legged uma on sedatives can beat the fastest human in a race, good fucking luck

Kiryuin is my wife

>>717122261
I don't know how to get more than 1 SS stat really, so poorly. But I don't play too often so I can go spark hunting like crazy, I'm in a club with friends too so I can't really go borrowing you guys great Umas either.

>>717133597
Drink your juice

>>717133798
But who is your favorite horse?

>stop playing so I can focus on doing something else
>try to focus
>all i get is the persistent itch to do another career run
I hate this game

>>717133964
Easiest way is to stack 5 or 6 cards of a single stat and then use that training to max both stats. It helps a lot if your uma has +20% in the sub-stat.

>>717133672
>Meek made a bomb threat and held everyone hostage so she gets the center of the stage

>>717133964
It's easier on the shorter distances so you aren't needing to train stam
Like 4spe, 2pow with stam sparks, on an uma with 20%/10% hitting in spe/pow ideally, but any boost helps
Even if you have limited card options, you can borrow MLB Kita as you don't need Creek
Recovery options are Special Week's Gourmand for pace chasers or Vodka BoFA if you have the card
The most common 2xSS I see is speed and wit though but that's just ratings cheese rather than race viability

>>717133883
Imagine being an uma all hyped up to rape human men at tracen and you get stuck with a female trainer

>>717133798
where's gul dukat?