FRESH WIPE HYPE edition

Day: 11
Server: down
Discord: locked
Registration: closed
ETA: tomorrow
Ross: pregnant
Polls: posted
Vibes: immaculate
Body type: 1
Skin type: brownish-white
Fresh: stale
Wipe: yes

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 3 and Gurubashi 4 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).
FRESH FRESH FRESH
It's over

Previous
>>534034306

>>534047846 (OP)
Whitemane my beloved...

https://files.catbox.moe/4syhl1.webm

reminder that the only people against the wipe are seething brownoids who need their exploited gold to feed their families and wagecucks

>>534047846 (OP)

WIPE IT JANNY

>mfw prepping for today's FRESH

>average epoch fan waiting to play their game for the first time

>>534047993
>today
oh no no no no

you vill buy ze ulmetrs mug

Poll on Friday through the Weekend so everyone has a chance to vote! Yay yay

CRAIG 15 level 時代伺服器

24 hour online 太多戰士想進入

60 gold coin 大門崩潰

profession MAX 伺服器變成鬼城

lady dwarf wizard 藍色畫面出現

kezan mythical hero 一直加載 永不抵達

>>534047993
Today were getting a F R E S H poll about wiping or not. No way the server is going up today.

>>534048051
$15 is a lot for a mug

I'm tired of waiting, I'm going to go play TurtleWoW and forget epoch ever existed. Come on gang!

All I'm saying is if they decide to wipe the server this week, don't login into Kezan. You guys are cool so I wouldn't want to hurt anyone here but I'm warning you that if they delete my level 14 rogue with 73 points in leatherworking that I will be taking action. Kezan will feel my wrath.

Can't wait to see random hot people on kexan and whisper them "can I give you gold for being hot :3" which then leads to them randomly asking for gold unprovoked sometimes and I oblige which leads to them asking for more more often

>>534048154
>Today were getting a F R E S H poll
>today
ohnoonononono

>day 10 of staring at the login screen

>>534048154
if you mean at 11:59 pm then ya

>>534048163

better to burn out
than fade away.....

>he picked a spec that prioritises haste due to TBC talents and spell balance on a server with 0 haste
Dpslets... I'm sorry

These devs can poll my ass

>>534047993
Aint no fuckin way this dude does this daily

>>534048359
0 haste, yet
just wait until they add it

>>534048359
I don't know what any of that means I'm going to play what I want and still be better than you

>>534048248
"we will release the poll regarding whether to do a wipe or not and additional information over the course of the day"

Some time today, a poll will be released

>>534048248
>>534048306
After Keytotes wakes up and plays some Overwatch 2 we're getting the poll

So the server works now but they're going to drag this out another week and launch next weekend?

Fuck saaaaaaaaaaaaake.

>>534048542
>So the server works now
And what are you basing this assumption off of exactly?

>>534048507
>the devs said they are going to release the poll TODAY, so they will release it TODAY
>the devs said
oh nononono no one tell him

Looks like gurubussies don't want a wipe

>>534048582
>We now believe the realms are ready to relaunch. We successfully hit over 5,000 players online and we believe our main bottleneck has been resolved!
based on what they said

WHO THE FUCK CARES IF THERE IS A WIPE OR NOT JUST LET ME IN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>534048582
Test earlier, it ran for an hour no crash so we good to go

>>534048640
that server wasn't one for more than 2 hours

>>534048660
>>534048682
>it ran for an hour no crash so we good to go
>we now believe
>we believe
Ah so there is literally no evidence outside of "good vibes", I see.

>>534048542
>>534048660
>>534048682
>So the server works now but they're going to drag this out another week and launch next weekend?
>So the server works now
ohnononono no one tell him

>>534047993
>>534048478
Bizarre faggot shit

>>534048761
I was there its real

VOTE SOON GET YOUR PENISES READY

>>534048359
>Devs buff the base damage of my dps spell by 4%
>Now doing a balanced amount of dps again
Cya later hater

>>534048897
>gets penile rupture

>>534048897
WHAT?????? There's a mandatory penis inspection before the vote!?!?!?!?

>>534048682
>we now believe
>ready for launch
>we may decide to turn kezan to fix crashes
>the server works
>we may turn it to fix crashes
>the server works
>we may turn it targeting crashes

> anons expect they will play nonstop after relaunch
> server crashes or restarts every hour for a week
> anons return home to /epog/
community building

I hate being white

I wish death upon this faggot. Even >le did tors are not as cringe as him. Why are zoomers like this? GET A JOB

haha when will registrations be back open? lol :)

they will delay till 16. anyways just to delay it as much as possible before turtle launches

Is this entire launch experience what the zoomers call a "humiliation ritual"? Because it certainly is starting to feel like one.

>>534048478
I don't think it would take that much effort once you do it a few dozen times and it becomes muscle memory.

>wipe the server
>nerds seethe
>queue of 5000 people
>nerds seethe
>server crashes at sub 3000 players over and over again
>nerds seethe
relaunch will be glorious

>>534049046
Hi schlomo

>>534049056
this is the average 4chan user, why are you surprised

>>534049056
I read that book when I was 17 what's the issue?
1984 got it wrong, brave new world is closer to 2025 reality

Holding hands while fishing.

>>534049056
It's so weird how you always see these same names on every server, fucking losers

>>534048529
Is this guy really playing Overwatch instead of fixing his server?

>>534049030
Itss gonna be great you'll see. Believe!

I love leveling as warlock but endgame as warlock is hot garbage.

>>534049187
even worse is this is tbc warlock meaning it's back to nothing but shadowbolt spamming if you want to do the most dps

>>534049176
It's just a running joke, but who really knows

>>534049037
Day 1 was nice with 2k pop on guru. Just had to not leave pc when it crashed.

>>534049151
my face as butt pillow for female fishing night elves and humans

>>534049176
Its fixed bro, let him relax a bit

>>534049262
Best gameplay, I can goon and press 1 and if wipe blame healers

VOTE WIPE or you ain't black

>>534049262
we need to see his the tuning turns out. who knows maybe felguard is the goat kek

>>534049187
>>534049262
What class is fun to play in TBC?

>>534049262
do PvE retards really get a boner whenever they have to click 3 buttons instead of 1?
I want to click one button and play with one hand while gooning on my second monitor
you guys are retarded

Gurucord is getting kinda autistic.

The waiting is the hardest part

You just know these faggots will delay the launch to saturday just because, even if the server is ready now.

>>534049262
I may need to reroll warlock

if you call rogue rouge
>110% brown

>>534049474
ele shaman

>>534049481
>getting
are you retarded? it was "based" 12 year old kids and "based" pedophiles spamming nigger and troon since day 1

>>534049481
>getting

>>534049494
>even if the server is ready now
>the server is ready now

>>534049494
Its so everyone has an equal opportunity to play. You wouldn't want anyone to be left out like last time right? We would have to wipe again!

>>534049481
I think I'm going Kezan now because of Gurucord!

>>534049494
100% what they will do - and even then I am expecting the server to be sporadically up and down for weeks on end.

Love you guys, miss you, and ill be home soon

fellas can we get a vibe check?

>>534049481
Careful anon, if you call them cringe you are getting called a niggertranny. You don't want that, do you?

link me the Kezan discord please
Starting to rethink rolling on Guru thanks to that faggot Kazumok. Haven't seen a worse retard since 2019.

>>534049714
kys grim

>>534049494
unlikely, fri-sun has most people, not something they want.
i imagine thursday the latest.

poll today/tomorrow, server up on thursday.

What melee dps has the easiest rotation for someone who wants to watch YouTube on their second monitor and still do good dps?

>>534049785
Who

>>534049594
you somehow expect me to believe that its the troon haters, and not the troons that are the pedophiles?
good one :)
>>534049651
I think everyone should be locked to 2 hours a day, and we should implement a round robin queue system desu
also, if people somehow level too fast they should have a time penalty

>>534049481
I don't know about Gurubashi anymore... It's full of THOSE players...

>>534049714
don't die in a car accident

>>534049573
I just hope we don’t have up fucking totem weave with the new changes

>names server Kezan
>doesn't include Kezan in custom content

>>534049494
If that means pets are fixed along with other crucial bugfixes, I'm fine with it.

I HAVE BEEN CAGED UP SINCE LAUNCH WAITING FOR SERVERS TO PERMANENTLY BE ONLINE

KAYTOTES DADDY PLEASE LET ME CUM PLEASE BRING GURUBASHI UP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WANT TO CUM OUT OF MY LITTLE WHITE CLITTY SO BAD IM THROBBING IVE BEEN LEAKING SO MUCH PRE ALL MY PANTIES ARE STAINED AHHHHHH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST LAUNCH IT FOR MY TIGHT LITTLE GURUBUSSY

>>534049834
>you somehow expect me to believe that its the troon haters, and not the troons that are the pedophiles?
have you seen the guru discord?

>>534049834
I was thinking more of a client based wipe. Every time you log off you go again! Eternal Fresh! I know i as a dad would love it!!

>>534049915
Find god please

consider this the countdown to launch because I'm not paypigging another week of this shit game

>>534049915
this but unironically

>>534049824
Enhance. Just autohit

>>534049915
These kaytotes edging sessions are starting to not very Sugoi desu

>>534049834
We literally had THREE grooming attempts and one admitted pedophile who fucked a 16 year old in the Gurubashi discord, all of them do nothing besides posting about niggers and indians and tranny suicide memes 24/7.

>>534049975
For me it's Gunner HEAT PC and Nuclear Option

>>534049874
yeah what's up with that? server doesn't even have goblins as a playable race so why call it kezan

For me it’s queen Kes

top 3 pvp classes for gvrv world pvp and 1v1s?

>>534049915
I think and say this but I'm brown

>>534050125
>16
>pedophile
Lol, lmao even

>>534050125
>one admitted pedophile who fucked a 16 year old
you think that's bad??? at least he isn't snuggling with his 10yo sister or eating her poo

>>534050125
>admitted pedophile who fucked a 16 year
Not pedophile.

I'm brown and I don't want to wipe.

>>534050195
probably asked chatGPT what to name their private servers

>>534050204
rogue
huntard
lock

>>534050125
>16
>Illegal

Where does kaytotes live?
He never shows up during yurop hours

>>534050125
>pedophile
>16 year old
take meds melty
sorry, I live in a white country so people fucking 16 year olds doesn't bother me,
I'm also not a spiteful little faggot so I don't care much about cancelling others
chances are your fucking grandmother was probably 16 when she gave birth to her first child
read a book and get off twitter senpai :)

>>534050204
Warlock
Hunter
Druid

>>534049030
last three days they said this every time, and then nothing. just to string people around whole day

>>534050257
>at least he isn't snuggling with his 10yo sister or eating her poo
what the fuck

>>534050125
Oh noooo, not the perfectly legal prime 16 year old oh nooo help

>>534050125
>We literally had THREE grooming attempts and one admitted pedophile who fucked a 16 year old in the Gurubashi discord,
That's just discord in general.
Are the suicide memes funny?

>>534050125
> who fucked a 16 year old in the Gurubashi discord
in his dreams maybe. any girl would run for her life immediately if she sees a gurutard irl

>>534049073
sept

i like how no one is talking about the grooming attempts, just really offended about the 16yo part

>>534050316
bri'ish

installed pubes mods for my Miqo'te

sorry epoch chuddies, i get to play undead pally first

Looks like no w*pe aryans are going to win over seething packlets!

>>534050204
1. BM Hunter
2. Arcane Mage (yes im serial)
3. Subtlety Rogue

>>534049494
probably. its fucking retarded

>>534050204
as always, hunters and rogues

Dont be fooled, the update from today is the exact same update we had before and still no god damn poll. Fuck this absolutely retarded gay ass shit and they say turtle are the trannies fuck

>>534050497
Grooming is based though you are just jealous zoomer

>>534050204
1. druid/paladin
2. mage
3. rest

>>534049073
this weekend

>>534050125
>every reply to this is an autistic american psycho watcher kekistani retard that will grey parse
>>534050240 >>534050257 >>534050262 >>534050310
Lmao

can someone give the inv link for gvrv cord pwease

Doomers groomers and zoomers out

If the server works and they just need custom content tested - why not turn it on and let people rip.

Do your stupid fucking wipe and relaunch on the weekend if you must but turn the fucking thing on.

>>534049975
nooo. this is worst goyslop ever

>>534050204
1. Hunter
2. Warlock
3. Rogue

>>534050526
>retoilet-

>>534050731
this place is really garbage

>>534050779
Because there is a major issue which they realized directly after the last test.

>>534050779
Because its never coming back up again.

>>534050779
People would get ahead silly. There's already about 100 lvl 15s! Could you imagine how fast people could get ahead of me if they opened the server now?

>>534050870
Kys nigger

>>534050497
>tranny wants me to believe that its actually the tranny haters that groom children when they get a melty when you mention that maybe we shouldn't give 10 year olds hrt
>tranny wants me to believe that he isnt the groomer when we've all seen the tranny grooming discords
come on man, try harder
your whole identity revolves around being a sexual deviant, stop projecting senpai

>>534050731
>>534050125
wtf how do I join?!

>>534050936
you are on the gurugroomin discord arent you

These niggers are going to wait until 5pm est to poll, aren't they?

how long do you think these retards will keep trying to login to epoch before realizing it's never going up?

>>534050870
This site and the internet as a whole really, take solace in the fact 95% of this thread can't do basic things like executus and will just be circlejerking with other wastes of life like themselves on guru

>>534051040
they need to present their options first
then they'll poll a day later

>>534050731
dumb zoomer thinks im le edgy edgelord when he hasn't read a single book in his life and was raised by twitter

>>534050526
holy soulless UI

POCHIE
>POCHIE
POCHIE
>POCHIE
POCHIE
>POCHIE
POCHIE
>POCHIE

Poll soon

>>534050497
Why would anyone younger than 30 be interested in a 20 year old game?

>>534051103
wow owned with facts and logics, i read ayn rand and american psycho i'm extremely intelligent not like u wud understand

>>534050936
>>534051103
Kazumok your mom is calling you for dinner, don't be late.

>>534047993
Do KEZANGODS really?

>>534051054
doomer out

no wipers how can we rig the poll?

So what I'm gathering is that gurubashi is based and kezan is cringe

>>534051158
No Pochie...

>>534051173
ill be 20 in october and i love classic wow

>>534050936
>tranny TRANNY TRANNY tranny DISCORD TRANNY tranny
i feel sorry for anyone that has to be around you irl, hopefully you're a neet that kills himself eventually

>efloppers are now hyping up a fucking discord poll
what 0 minutes of playtime does to a mf

Do we have an announcement for ETA for discord update for poll yet?

>>534051030
i don't use discord because it's for zoomer faggots
>>534051202
>strawmanning
idiot

>>534050936
Trvth nuke

>>534051303
Obviously, PvP server is the correct way to play. But the gurubashi discord is just edgy reddit groomers

>>534051173
My cousin got me into it and osrs. He destroyed my life introducing me to both

>>534051450
Just don't join the discord?

>>534051040
You mean 2:30am EST before intermittent testing of their new, and more bloated code. Rinse. Repeat.

>Gay, like all things should be

>>534051328
?
No one in my country is brainwashed enough to not hate trannies and any other dumb woke shit americans have to put up with

we need a vote about how to structure the vote itself and what options should be included in it

>>534051395
the announcement is coming TODAY

>>534051468
>>534051319
Both of you were groomed

>>534051328
that's YOU, Mr. 40%

>>534050739
>>534050987
>>534051303
n8X4bpGFeg

This is for the cringecord... I'm not playing on Gurubashi anymore because of this place

>>534051492
But how are you going to goon with the gnome priests without cord?

>>534051319
id rip both of my arms and legs off to be 19 again anon, i hope you understand that

>redditors already filtered from guru and the server is not even on
you love to see it

>>534051612
For sure im cursed to be addicted to boomer games because of him lol

>>534051420
>i don't use discord because it's for zoomer faggots
So why are you so sure you are right about the gurubashi discord? You can literally join right now and see they are all manchildren and kids being le based racist anti-woke and there were multiple grooming attempts on DMs. Why do you deny reality?

>>534050936

>>534051548
>? Uhhh wuhh... buh... my country.., *drools*
that's the reply of someone called out, looking forward to your unaliving

s priest on epoch: yay or nay?
i know s priest is really good on tbc, but idk about epoch

>>534051769
>they are all manchildren and kids being le based racist anti-woke and there were multiple grooming attempts on DMs. Why do you deny reality?
fair enough, if that's the case then they are cringe, that's also part of why I don't use discord

>>534051632
>>534051632
based, thanks m8

>>534051686
well i think being a 19y old without legs and arms is not very fun but you do you mister

>>534051865
me on the left but brown

>>534051619
What anime

>>534051703
I am going to play warmode. I don't care.

Who even made the discord? I bet it was some tranny from here.
Why would you treat it as official?
I hope Ross bans everyone who joins it in game.

>>534051703
>redditors filtered
>I was banned from there for calling out a tranny

>>534051703
bro the whole discord is redditors, what do you mean

>>534051817
curious too. you get shadow at 35 on epoch i think

>>534051865
Me on the left, GvrvFRESH on right

>>534051935
Kengan Ashura

>>534051817
Conditions that made it good in tbbc don't exist in vanilla

>>534051686
I'd rather have a glass dildo shatter inside my asshole than go back to being 19.

t. 32 yo

thinking about cunnystraza....

>>534051968
you have to be extremely fucking retarded and annoying to get banned from that discord

>>534051968
>been calling everyone a nigger and tranny for several days now
>no ban

maybe nobody just likes you and takes the first excuse to get rid of you?

>>534052159
>t. loser

>>534052159
were you bullied for being a faggot or what?

>>534051801
dilate

>>534051632

>>534051817
looks very default without much changes. it's probably okay but not something I'll take to my dungeon run.

>>534052201
>>been calling everyone a nigger and tranny for several days now
What a life you are living. I'm sure your parents are proud of you.

tranny melty in the trooncord

>>534052172
cunnystraza and cunnymane...

>>534052201
are you proud of yourself

>join guru
>everyone crying about wipers, crying about reddit, crying about trannies, crying about tourists, crying about no wipe, frogspam, bogdanoff spam, server forces me to say if i want to see porn channels or not, forces me to say if i want to see politics or not
Based containment realm, all the genuine wastes of life are gonna be there

PLS POST ALL THE CATBOX ON CUNNYSTRAZA AND CUNNYMANE RIGHT NOW

>>534052304
hey, thats me

>>534052291
yes, my dad thought me to call everyone niggers and trannies and he is very proud of me
what did your dad teach you? oh.. anon i.. i didn't know..

>>534052304
bro thats like 3 days old, did you actually go search for it? you must be mad as fuck

>>534052304
>falling for ragebaits

>>534052304
correct. chuds can only speak in memes, they are incapable of actually discussing topic.

>>534052201
>has a parasocial relationship with other trans redditors on a discord
>"y-yeah well no one likes you!"

>>534052436
people with proud parents don't desperately try to make everyone believe their parents are proud of them

>>534052374
NEED CUNNY FEMGNOMES AND ELVES TOO REEEEEE

you guys ever get jerked off at an asian massage parlor?

Lil tay should’ve gone for the 1000 guys world record on her birthday instead of a doodoo OF.
Just imagine her turning 18 and taking on 1500 guys

>>534052304
>harness the maturity to keep sexuality out of videogames
you have 10 seconds to explain why this shouldnt apply to fags and trannies too.

>>534052363
>everyone crying about wipers, crying about reddit, crying about trannies, crying about tourists, crying about no wipe, frogspam, bogdanoff spam, server forces me to say if i want to see porn channels or not, forces me to say if i want to see politics or not
wtf? how do I join?
>>534052517
>people with proud parents don't desperately try to make everyone believe their parents are proud of them
how would you know that?

>>534052569
what does she look like these days?

>>534052363
That is all a ruse to filter out the Kezan infiltrators. The real channel reveals itself once you proven yourself to be a true guru

>>534052304
she's right tho, incel neckbeards are way worse for society than less than 1% of the population taking hormones

GVRVBVLL here.
I'm actually ashamed of the gururedditcord. Reddichuddies really are an embarrassing bunch.

>>534052525
Only at those red & black amp videos

Uhmm guys, shut the fuck up

>>534052679
>she

>>534052629
Like an Eskimo

The poll is up!

J-J-JIGGIE TIME

https://jiggie.fun/l8N2MI

>>534052818
LOL

>>534052395
>>534052467
>>534052468
>>534052474
>>534052679
:pregnant_man:

>>534052740
is adding one (1) letter to "he" to be respectful to someone really that hard, chuddie? they are deeply troubled mentally ill people and I feel bad for them, they have it rough enough already nowadays

>>534052818
just voted to wipe via my phone now it's time to wipe my poopy butthole!

GVRVFASHV AVRVAN here
I'm proud of the gurukinocord. GVRVBVLLS really are based and redpilled.

>>534052524
YES CUNNY EVERYTHING PWEASEEEEEEEEE

W H E R E. I S. T H E. LAUNCH.
IM GOING INSAAANEEEE

POCHIE
>POCHIE
POCHIE
>POCHIE
POCHIE
>POCHIE
POCHIE
>POCHIE

>>534052885
they need to learn to not be so indulgent and instead repent

>>534052915
nice try kezantard

>>534052885
>is adding one (1) letter to "he" to be respectful to someone really that hard, chuddie?
is it hard to accept basic biology

>>534052885
>they are deeply troubled mentally ill people and I feel bad for them, they have it rough enough already nowadays
the projection from trannies is unreal

Gurubashi players are kinda cringe, y'all still got room on Kezan?

I'm rolling kezan because all the hot femcels roll pve

>>534052871
calm down, its been days man, you'll get over it. maybe try a safespace next time?

>>534053131
FUCK NO

i'm waiting for blizzard classic +
i like the premium feel

>>534053151
femcels are even worse than mpreggers...

>>534052976
Some time today there will be a poll that will last for some time, and then it will take some time to analyze the results of the poll and implement the relaunch which will occur at some time after that

This made me switch to gurubashi just because I want to kill the redditors from the discord. I understand the appeal of pvp now.

So where the fuck is the poll?

>>534053401
Can you farm Kazumok in my name?

i hate the communication from this project

>>534053318
mentality ill girls are the best girls..

POLLS UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP

>>534053401
same but i dont want to roll horde

>>534053493
turns out when no professionals are involved, both the product and the comms are complete shit

The jahy poster lost hope...

WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT KAYTOTES WHERE IS THE POLL I NEED TO VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE

>>534053519
pve girls are normal stacies, mentally ill gurubashi trannies are probably more your speed, maybe the femgnome kind

>>534053131
depends

>>534053570
midna too

>>534053417
in 12h while you are at work

FIXED BINGO

>>534053570
I'm here!

>coalburner
>cloutchaser
it all lines up

Can someone explain Kazumok to me?
I have seen him on many servers through out the years but I did not participate in discords so I only know his retarded rambling from game.

>KEZEK

>>534053631
mhm maybe in official realms that's true. But if they went out of there way to play a private server there prolly Degen like me.

>>534053151
How do I find a hot femcel?

>>534053672
someone know deserves death IRL

>>534053672
stop namedropping yourself, you are not relevant

>>534053632
tvrthnvke

>>534053653
i exhaled out of my nose reading this, good job anon

>>534053632
im the first shade from top to bottom and im rolling gurubashi horde

>GURUG

>>534053770
You join a small community on discord and set up your discord page to show your Spotify. Listen to the smiths and mitsuki 24/7 and theyll useally message you. Works everytime trust

Can someone post Kezan discord? Tired of these fags on Guru.

>>534053632
Where do i roll if im a tanned, blond, blue eyed Ukrainian?

>>534053858
This, its all nonwhites larping as christian bale crying about trannies and discord while circlejerking in discord

>>534053632
I'm white and going guru, seems like thus is projection

START THE COUNT

>>534053989
We're full, brown boy.

is it up? whats happening? will i lose my lvl 15 character with 90gs? Will the server wipe and relaunch? Are there any updates on d*scord? Will i have to get stuck in queue again if i want to play?

>>534053989
we're on tumblr

Explorer contract? y/n

>server not even up yet
>tranny discord drama already infesting the general
every. single. time.

>>534054114
yeh

>>534054139
can you handle fomo? yes.

>>534053989
There isn't one kek

>>534054000
A warrior since you should be fighting in the war

did the server come on after 4am?

>>534054141
>>tranny discord drama
there's literally not a single tranny involved

Kill this fag

Why am I excited for this again?
I hate what they did to my class in tbc…

>They came from... behind-hind!

>>534054258
ok now i want age 18 verification for discord

you guys seem unwell

>launch epoop
>disconnected
when server

>>534054261
It's been fixed

>>534054353
It's unironically coming.
UK was the testing ground.

>>534054241
He means nonwhites crying about trannies

Why don't they at least release the poll already, we could be shitposting about the results.

>>534054258
based vorosh kor kron chad

>>534054353
They are just chuds, not underage, that fat edgy retard is 21

have they started the poll for wipe or not yet?

>>534054370
2 more weeks

>>534054368

Kazmouk
vs
Grimlic

Who is the worse NEET?

Remember to vote WIPE so this fag suffers

>>534054368
What edging for over a week will do to a mfer

>>534054514
They said Friday the poll will launch. Then Saturday and Sunday they will watch the results.

Will my character randomly stop autoattacking in dungeons if I switch to Epoch?

please stop posting your unfunny discord messages here
even this thread has some standards

>>534054627
no they said today poll where are you getting friday from

>>534054646
Turn pet to passive

>>534054695
How else will they become relevant?

>>534054569
They both deserve death, but Grimlic is definitely worse

>>534054732
I'm playing a Paladin...

>>534054696
Ragebating tf else am i supposed to do with no update?

>>534054695
no it doesn't

>>534054696
Today on epoch time is 2-3 days

>>534054768
at least Grimlic does not spam about useless shit

>>534054857
oh ok sorry. yeah friday, you right

>>534054695
>even this thread has some standards
this thread is literally the same "people" as in the discord

Admins have wiped dem severs smoove off.
The poll is just to get some head off dey backs

POLL JUST DROPPED

Class channels have been added to the Gurubashi discord... you can now discuss your class choices amongst yourselves... please do so!

Imagine making a community hub on discord and then getting mad they are behaving like a community

>>534054928
Not really, a lot of people here will play on Kezan so they have no reason to bother with some unofficial trannycord.

>>534054894
grimlic spammed for hours without anyone paying attention to him until he joined voicechat screaming NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER nonstop so people would finally pay attention to him, dude is a pathetic loser

Friday poll, Sunday launch confirmed

>>534050705
>>534050330
druids have to bend themselves into a pretzel and pot and grenade every single encounter against people half their skill level just not to get rolled and smoked instantly.
Their only strategy is to just go for the long game and hope they manage to outlast them by constantly healing and praying they don't get interrupted, silenced, mind poisoned or simply bursted into oblivion

fuck druids

this shit is so gay, im bailing.
i cant be a beta tester cuck anymore
imma go finish tbogt

>>534055072
GURUCHADS LOOK LIKE THAT?

LOSERS! XD

>>534052172
missing cunnyanon

>>534054572
Voting wipe now

Kinda hope something goes wrong again lol

>>534055073
FUCK OFF Kazumok, your family wishes for you to finally kill yourself. Overdose tonight so they can adopt a better son, you fat smelly fuck.

>>534055221
I do.

>>534055072
I don't see them

>>534055186
sounds like a skill issue senpai

>>534053632
holy fucking COPE, you carebear worker drones are still denying reality, huh?

>>534055251
don't even need to hope at this point. something will go wrong

wait for wagies to come home so they can vote for wipe

can you guys post the link to the guruchad discord

>>534055260
UwU, what race and class?
>>534055186

>>534054572
suffers?
that's literally another afternoon to people like him
I doubt it would even be a minor inconvenience to nolifers like that

if it was just some lag in the starting area you guys wouldn't be fighting this hard

Poll dropped, wipe is going to the moon

>>534055330
Yes anon the servers have thousands of people outliers exist. Learn statistics.

i cant wait until the epoch discord opens again so i can talk there with normal people instead of the redditcord

>>534055263
You may have to go to this tab and add it to your list on the Browse Channel tab for now

>>534055409
at least his cheated mats will be gone

>>534055371
Femgnome rogue... senpai

>wake up
>look at discord
>We are now ready to start the poll to determine whether we should wipe the server or not.
>no poll
how are they SO SLOW

>>534053653
berry good. id swear we already hit it several times with this set

>>534055436
alright post your hand with timestamp and then ill post mine to see who's white, if you can't do this then I can just assume you are brown

>>534055083
maybe he was just drunk??

>>534054353
people playing on pservers are on average 30-40 years old

>>534055436
>o-outliers!
Pfff lmao
Stop coping, start roping

>>534055515
all brits are born with fetal alcohol syndrome please be "Patient"

>>534055515
isn't it obvious that they're dragging their feet?

>>534054696
>>534054627
did they say what the options are/will be?

>>534055656
skub or anti-skub

>>534054000
my school gathered pennies for you
did you get them?

I mean if there was a giveaway and everyone needed to be at spawn, would there be this much hate against it? probably not. anti-wipers just wanna keep their sweet sweet mulah

>>534055656
Wipe (white)
Nowipe (brown)

Pochie thursday! See you on guru my darlings. Side note, gurucord is the most reddit cancer I've witnessed since 2019 classic.

Still not up?

Majority of people in the world are awake right now, they should release the poll NOW and get this shit moving

Guruchados won

>>534055910
I have no idea what tf are they doing over the day hours..

>>534055782
wow that was the most retarted equivalency ive read in a while

>>534055936
They sounds nice to me. What's the problem here?

How long does it take to type a fucking poll and just leave it up 24h

>>534055971
Flipping burgers

>>534055972
ik anti-wipers use it every time

>>534055986
>jajajajaj
>nice
pick one, spanitards are like american niggers but european by accident

>>534055971
playing overwatch

>>534056031
At this point im convinced that they're literally trolling, there is no way they're THIS incompetent

>>534055910
insider knowledge:
-the devs are working on a website vote page
-only accounts with lvl 10+ kezan & 5+ guru characters will have their votes counted

-all other accounts voting for a wipe will get 2week bans instead to reduce server load
-new account creating unlocking in 3 weeks

>>534055591
I'm 24. Cry about it boomertrooner

>>534056057
I don't really care either way. Everyone whos crying will play regardless. But wipers better not complain once about not being able to finish quest when it comes up

Wiping is pointless this guy will always be ahead of you.

>>534056231
FVCKING BVSED

What happens when the first staff of Jordan drops? Are we going to restart the server again? Maybe vote on it? Just the fact that wipe is being discussed is so fucking retarded

>>534056231
>puts his name and guild tag so we can all avoid him in-game
based

>>534056191
>boomertrooner
yeah i can see you are young, no need to tell me your age

>>534047846 (OP)
I have 10 active disc profiles active currently for the wipe poll. I didnt get to play on launch because of vacation, and i dont want these 30gold exploiters to abuse the economy. only possible way is to wipe everything. also it will be way more fun to do a full fresh with 5k players. lets go wipe!!!!

>>534056210
don't worry hernandez we'll let you kill the quest mob every once in a while

ulmetrs just woke up

>>534055838
hey, hey you, what are you doing?!

>>534055585
huh?

>>534056319
What's going be really funny is when the server is still busted as hell. Then we get to have the whole discussion again when they tell us its stable

>>534056319
Its ok if people get ahead fairly. I'm not even in any rush myself. But the whole week+ since launch was a cluster fuck and most people didn't get a fair start. I am white btw.

>>534056210
If they do wipe, these shitters will just fall behind (far more than 15 levels btw) anyways
I don't know what they're expecting.

I hope they just wipe gold or something

>>534055330
uhoh meltie

>>534056396
Maybe we can all find some more exploits. Then we can wipe again so you guys don't feel to far behind.

>>534055936
>EU Spain
Amerimutts as usual have no clue about geography, cute cope attempt though :)

Rogue with double Flurry Axe?

>>534056603
for you? I'd wipe every time baby

These stupid devs need to wipe the servers already. And let us play fresh.

>>534056524
Its just boomers thinking this is going to be the time they actually hit 60 and be ahead of the pack. Happens every fresh launch when in reality they'll quit before lvl 35. Going off to find a new "fresh"

>>534056668
hell yeah

>>534056726
Why the fuck are they even leaving it to a poll? Just fucking do it or don't and put the servers up. I don't understand why they're stringing everyone along.

can new members join the 'poch discord now, i still cant accept any invites?

>>534056118
ahh. well that explains everything

>>534056540
>u-ur mad, ok...?
This you? >>534055601 lol

>planned it so I could no-life the entire weekend of the first launch
>had a lot of fun and even added 2 people to friends list that I quested with
>one guy I even quested with from 1-10, we both just so happened to get online every reset
>this weekend is extremely busy and I have no chance to play
kind of sad if we do wipe but either way I'll be screwed this weekend in terms of playing so I'd rather them just make a decision within the next few hours and relaunch.

>that trainwreck of a discord
so this... is the power... of le based chuddies...?

>>534056603
jesus why do all anti wipers sound like jaded 40 year old women on menopause it's 4 hours of progress on a fucking private server that didnt even work half the time
>slippery slope!
I think I'm more concerned about the draconic moderation and censorship more than a light rollback

>>534056670
Aww thanks senpai

>>534056837
They're bitter about Ambershire and they're not doing a relaunch until the 16th.

>>534056231
out of curiosity, how much is monthly welfare in muttland?

>>534056837
I found a cool guy and we looted chests together for 4 hours before guru went down permanently.

just had a discord call with kaytotes
expect the servers to be up and stable by tomorrow evening

>>534056461
he was drunk yesterday and he is constantly drunk

>>534056858
Why do you care so much is they wipe or not if its only "4hours of progress". Wouldn't you rather the devs keep their word and not lie. They essentially used their dedicated player base as testing monkeys

>>534056076
goobie...the Celts and the Iberians share the same ancestry (with Germanic and Norman influence too depending on location)
silly Caucasian infighting..baka

>>534057027
how does that make it any better?

>>534056987
I believe he would have said that to you, I do not believe he'll actually do what he says.

>grizzly
top fucking gaff i wanted to post the video of grizzly expertise in action but the kike actually copyright claimed it. surely there must be a mirror

>>534057045
yeah i'd like them to keep their word and give an actual fucking launch, proper wipe would ensure that

>>534056816
because they've either already made up their mind and want a sham referendum with 100% chance to pass to deflect criticism from their fragile egos towards discord accounts
(on discord, not in-game or on the website, where people without consequences from a wipe who can only gain a fleeting feeling of being on a level playing field can choose to destroy all progress after the official launch (they will always be losers & behind better & more dedicated players in the long run, give it 48-72 hours))

or they're genuinely incapable of considering how they'd feel if they didn't have breakfast this morning

from the makers of: cant figure out already solved technology
they give you: totally premium classic+ content that will roll out at a reasonable time bug free...
KEK YALL REALLY BELIEB THIS?? WIPE THIS WIPE THAT HOW ABOUT YOU WIPE UR ASS AND GET SOME WORKING SERVERS HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I just sent customer support a message and they have assured me the poll will be going up, quite soon, possibly even sooner than that.

>>534056858
Because how the narrative has changed. We all logged in for the launch and leveled characters. Now its oh why do you care so much about your level it was an alpha server. Its just dumb. All the gold and mats were removed. I would have more respect for wipers if they just admitted the real reason there salty is because they didn't get to play when others have

If you were epoch and the goal was to cuck Turtle with their new server launch, what would be the best day to relaunch?

>>534057075
better?
No fuckin idea
But it does give good insight to his IQ dropping down to the mid 50s

>>534057242
its more of precaution because they will never catch all xploiterz with "individual approach"

>>534056816
They're just stalling the server launch at this point. They knew they needed to poll peoples opinions last Wednesday, instead they leave it to the last second.
You guys can say whatever you want about turtle or ascension but the epoch guys don't strike me as the type who could really keep adding custom content to a server over a long period of time. communication is shit and timelines seems scuffed as all hell, they'd probably just turn off all forms of communication if you called them out on any thing or actually questioned their logic.

>>534057242
look man I just want to see a cramped spawn and get the REAL wow experience faults and all. I dont care if im stuck in queue for 12 hours as long as the server stays on for the entire time instead of going off for several weeks

When do you bros think we will actually get to play the game, and the servers will stay up most of the day?

>>534056960
Baseline 30k a month but you also have to factor in living costs.

>>534057279
right now
the more people are invested in it the more they are likely to stick with it

>>534057401
And you know this how? So when another exploit is found on the "real" release server are we going to just wipe again? Since they cant be found with the "individual approach"?

The truth nobody is talking about:

the microsecond people hit level 13 and realize there's no group finder, they will go back to turtle.

>>534057431
probably never

>>534057279
right now
-fomo for shitters and normies kicks in on the weekend at the latest
->they roll on kezan1,2,3,4,5 & guru1,2,3
->they get to lvl 15-20 in their 10 days of leveling (after having voted for a wipe)
->troondle releases on 18 aug or whatever "nah i already got a character on project epoch"
fresh tourists will always quit for a fresh server anyway

>>534057407
I mean that's a valid reason. But the people fucking whining and seething about people getting ahead is retarted when its going to happen regardless of wipe or not

I just joined the Gurubashi cord and got a 7 day mute on the Epoch cord.

>>534057661
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes~

These kids should take some classes on how to lead a project and communicate with your customers.
You would expect them to be boomers and not 20 year old kids who were not even born when Vanilla released.

>>534056843
>make an ass of themselves
>expose themselves as redditors
>try to groom others on dms
>blame the evil troons afterwards
Happens everytime.

>>534057661
it's the only form of PvP available right now, pls understand

>>534057549
>be priest
>just wait for someone to whisper me and ask to heal a dungeon
>get summoned
works on my machine

>>534057431
2026

>>534057173
They gave a launch and gave their word that was the real launch. They also gave their word they wouldn't wipe server and continued to let everyone play on their shitty 'stress test' knowing they would eventually have to take the server down for a week+ to fix the issues.

If the devs do wipe the servers, they are abandoning their word and essentially giving a fuck you to everyone that showed up for them on the weekend. You deserve everything you get from this server if that happens. I can't wait for you to progress a week into another "shutdown" into another poll of "should we wipe or not" // I'll be voting wipe that time

Instead of testing the server just for population, maybe they should test whether it can actually stay up longer than an hour.

>>534057661
yea they're watching what you say in both discords.

>>534057208
scripting issues and core issues are 2 completely different things

>still no poll

>>534057720
>customers
This server is a gift, a gift that keeps giving

>>534057762
>be priest
How's the transition going?

>>534057640
It's not that they got ahead it's that the server didn't even give the other side even a chance to get ahead, I'm looking forward to the exploits and game breaking bugs who isn't. During vanilla classic you atleast had the chance to stay in queue, also the "launch" felt more like a beta test and not a real launch

Have they given an update of an update of a possibility of a wipe poll yet?

>>534047846 (OP)
>Giga boomer mods treating fucking discord like its some facebook chat group, where conversations and narrative need to be monitored at all times, otherwise its north korea
>this is silly, i'll just go to private server boys epoch discord
>its the most obnoxious schizo shit spam and baiti
Maybe, maybe the normies were right all along

VIBES STATUS???

>>534057930
gotta wait for the master to wake up

>>534054485
so he wasnt even born when the game came out
lol

>>534057998
please start posting again...

>>534058012
BRILLIANT

>>534058012
deteriorating

>>534057883
Like i love how wipers think its magically going to be different this time and there's not going to be ungodly queues. so what we wipe again because some people couldn't get in? its so stupid

>>534057987
>boomertroony obsessed with trannies
lul

>>534057883
>you deserve everything you get but nothing you want

>>534057996
lotta words for "waah, i will always be behind, no good guild or pvp team wants me"

I wish druid healers didn't have to use tree form.
How can I display my slutmog when I'm a fucking tree?

>>534058001
you got banned from a discord get over it. youve been crying all thread about it. maybe you are just unlikable

>>534058128
The last test, it actually took a while to fill up. And that was just one server. Some have moved on, and thats ok.

>>534058012
never better

POCHIE TODAY

I'm not allowed in the discord, poll status?

>>534058220
>encounters proper argument
>throws a hissy fit
sad!

>Epoch servers will kill themselves through discord drama before the actual game is released

>>534058323
90% for wipe

>>534058323
Vibes not good enough for polling yet.

>>534058001
>Maybe, maybe the normies were right all along
It took you long enough to figure this out, but I'm proud of you.

>>534057996
???? Everyone had the chance to hit the login button when it launched. Do you seriously think there's not going to be more crashes and long 3-4 hour queues? Like i don't understand why wipers think wiping is going to fix the situation when its going to be a shit show. Like most launches are.

>>534058451
ma'am please calm down

>>534057549
Are you stupid? Chat is right there for that

>Pochie won
>wipe won
>server = FRESH
Bros... I don't think I can handle all the winning anymore....

>>534057762
>90% of the population (DPS players) quits the server
not my problem

>>534058354
the discord has been locked for a week how can there be drama

>>534058610
Maybe you should take a break.

>>534058451
nope this is the only wipe that will happen since the server infra is unlikely to change again. but if it does... ill vote no wipe next time

>>534058041
I'm tired boss... I just wanna play the game

>>534057612
>>534057481
I think waiting till one day before turtle fresh releases would be the best way. You’ve already seen you can practically kick your player base in the balls and fuck their mom and they are still going to show up when you turn the server on

Pochie today!

Don't forget to dih you local paladin!

>ePOOP

>>534058710
Yeah you'll vote no wipe once you put time into a character. Woah that's so crazy who would have thought?

Each server will be able to hold over 5000 people, at this point I don't think the queues will be a huge issue to be honest

>>534058323
no poll yet

>>534057549
Modern solutions for old problems
https://github.com/Bennylavaa/LFG
https://warperia.com/addon-wotlk/lfg-group-bulletin-board/

>>534058734
are you a big guy or?

>>534058535
lol

>>534058934
cool but what if I don't want to join a GDKP and just want a normal dungeon run?

>>534058883
I mean nobody truly knows but i hope so as well. But if your in the discord like 150 people join every hour. Even though the launch is in a rough state there's still an assload of people

>>534058841
you're the character I want to spend time inside pochie

>>534058297
thats because it was a test at 5am on a weekday. some have moved on but the project is still extremely popular

>>534058883
anon, more people joined the discord in the downtime than the "upgrade" added player spots
queues are going to be even worse than on launch

>>534056954
That would destroy Epoch, not harm Ambershire. The only way they even remotely steal people away from Turtle is to give people enough time to commit. Especially since I bet there will still be crashes.

>>534059058
try spamming worldchat idk
I personally prefer gdkps

Just make 3 more realms.

>>534059081
Add me then bb. lets erp in teldrassil when the wipe happens

>>534058841
how many do you think vote purely out of self-interest like this? without thinking further or considering any other pov

only Gurubash fresh can save epoch

>wake up
>it's still not up

>>534059206
nah it'll be fine don't worry. I'm getting on first anyway

>>534058883
of course they wont be an issue because the server wont have enough pop to reach capacity any more

literally what the fuck are we waiting on

>>534059219
Why would anyone who has spent years on turtle want to start over on turtle and do the same thing? It doesn’t make any sense. That turtle server is only there to scoop up the epoch players and if epoch releases one day before turtle than no one is going to play turtle fresh

>>534059317
we need to vote first nonny

>>534059313
gurubashi is now extra dead that even gurubashi players were forced to roll characters and start leveling them on kazan because it was the only server that was ever up
i doubt even a wipe would help here

>>534059434
we are waiting on them to do a poll and then we will wait for the weekend for the official relaunch and then you'll be waiting a few more days because there will inevitably be more problems :)

>>534059301
Defiantly most but I agree way more with no wipers. We played when the game advertised it was launching. We shouldn't have to eat a few hours on a character because other people are salty they didn't get in. Which is the real reason even if they dont say it out loud

>>534059386
im so hard rn

War room status???

>>534059436
Anon most people playing Epoch arent doing it for the custom content, its literally because it was just fresh. The turtle server was made in response to SoD closing, dont flatter yourself.

>>534059317

Astolfo is a girl

OK I'm off to work don't start the vote without me ok?

>>534059625
ulmetrs: awake
commits: being pushed
code changes: completely incomprehensible

>>534058994
4u_

>>534059729
If I want to have sex with it it's a woman.

>Takes 7 hours to make a poll
No wonder this server has so many issues

My phone SD card is 64gb but my 4chan folder is 80gb now. Gonna need to upgrade I think for comfy bed posting

>>534059883
Accidental nappy time?

>>534059582
i dont even know what i agree with. i'd probably just vote out of self interest then, but still be aware that that is what i'm doing. i wonder if others are though. i feel like a lot of people just decide first (based on their char) and then have their mind work on crafting arguments for that pov automatically

>>534059814
lol what's the point of pushing commits that no one understands
i bet nigga doesn't even add comments

>>534058292
Wrong person.

if they just wiped the server immediately I would have been 15 by now

>>534059958
I mean yeah of course people that haven't played wont really care. I just wish more people admitted to the fact they were voting out of self interest. Instead of the whole "exploit" narrative they've been crying about

is saarvar wipe

reminder that epoch will have to close down when blizzard opens TBC classic in a couple of months

>>534059603
lol...okkayyy thats nice haha

Getting it to 5k is good news but I dont exactly trust these devs to not have the server crash every day for some random reason

when will blizzard c&d ascension for stealing the retail playerbase?

>>534058883
Half the players haven't been able to even register.

>>534060336
>worst expansion
How's gummy doing?

class to attract discord femboys ?

>>534059582
you're out of your mind if you think lvl 15s with the opportunity to exploit gold(the percentage and 30g number was extremely retarded and a lie. these devs weren't even logging their own fucking crashes let alone economics) and allowed to max professions to their level shouldn't be reset. you're allowing abusers to pull up the ladder behind them as exploits get fixed. what is the reason? to make starter zones less cluttered which had nearly nothing to do with the crashes? lmao. these devs have proven they cannot be trusted so fuck you and fuck everyone that was able to get in.

>>534059823
midna go farm sm cath NOW

>nooooo you can't just heckin server wipe after i spent every waking moment trying to log in noooooooooooooooo!

Be real with me bros, will we be able to play by the end of the month?

>>534060564
by definition it is the best expansion since every expansion that comes out is the worst expansion

>>534060568
a strong warrior

>>534058934
antisocials way out

>>534060606
>606▶
>Be real with me bros, will we be able to play by the end of the month?

>>534060568
any tank on gurubashi

A girl is not replying to my messages again and server is still not up. I can't keep getting cucked like this.

>>534060595
But we ran all of SM and RFD yesterday

>>534060749
I can rogue tank after I pick up mining

Why are femboys and trannies and sissies so into wow pvp?

>>534060581
So wtf is going to change when more exploits happen? The devs are going to magically become competent when you get to be in the server? Get real. All we can do is take there word for it when they say they have dealt with it. People are going to be ahead of you in the game. That's just how it is if you cant handle it don't play

>>534060750
Block her and move on bwo. She aint worth it if shes already playin games.

>>534060831
Barnybee.

jesus, still nothing...

>>534059519
yeah, "if" theres wipe, we could still be testing for worst bug and glitches, cause its obsly full of em

>>534060831
The same reason as everyone else. It's fun.

>>534060831
I just like big orc to surprise me from time to time

REMEMBER TO VOTE

good job wipefags for delaying the launch even further

>>534060903
the communication is really really bad

>>534060848
the server will hopefully at least be stable by then and not soley a high percentage of bucket priority accounts getting on.

>>534060982
the fuck are any of these

okay guys serious question for all the gurusissies here:
What was the largest object by width that you've inserted into ur ass

If everything works fine why fucking poll and drag this out just fucking wipe and put it online, I'd be fucking level 15 already.

Epoxy brvs I can feel it...
WE GAME TONIVHT

Now that the beta test is over I am kind of doubting if I really want to play rogue over warlock. The warlock trees are just shit but considering that DS is the keystone for destro there might be some cool reworks in the future but on the other hand their pet classes are pretty obvious. What should I do?

Epoch doomers out!
Tourists begone!
Comfy vibes ONLY!

>>534061146
for me a baseball bat with some socks and a condom on it

>>534061150
Because it doesn't actually work fine. If it worked fine, the poll would have dropped with the last update and the results would have been collected by now and the server would be up.

Okay so what's the news

https://files.catbox.moe/psl5be.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/tet7o7.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/f1uxxl.jpg

>>534061210
>thinking they aren't going to wait for the weekend to 'make it fair' and 'give everyone a chance to start fresh'

>>534060982
where is the watch elune get impregnated option?

Guys I feel kinda bad for the turtlesissies, now that epoch is about to go live they're going to be forced to play turtle instead of troonposting

>>534061115
I mean that has nothing to do with the fact its going to be buggy and people will find exploits like they always do. I just find it funny how its only such a big deal now because majority weren't in the server when the exploit happened. It changes nothing both ways

>>534061275
pets don't even work on the server anon

>>534061351
If it's the price for FRESH them it is sacrifice I'm willing to make

remember to vote no wipe so that the server has even more database problems

>>534061474
You sure it's not just people not rping with their pets like the quests tell you to?

>>534061330
very hot, please more and can you do other characters too

>>534061474
worked fine for me during the last test

>>534061484
is that a guy?

>>534061323
thats tame as fuck, expected something way bigger (width)

>>534047913
My caged 2incher could never satisfy her like that tauren does...

I was late to the jiggie :(

where new jiggie?

>>534060778
get your mount yet

Poll in 23 hours, 2 days for the dads to vote, a day to discuss about the poll result, a day of drama about the discussion of the poll result, next day we get the new launch date (4 days later so it launches on the weekend), relaunch goes wrong, repeat

>>534061832
Sovl

While i will be playing on Epoch I do think it has a very large ratio of trannies. This entire board past 10 days has been avatarposters, meltdowns, pedophilia and beastality being proudly shared and talked about. This is all ultimate troonery.

I've become a stronger person because of Epoch. I've learned how to be patient, and control my desires. I've learned to accept that we're all just human and make mistakes and thats ok. We're all on a learning journey together, and we can all learn from each other and encourage each other to get over the hurdles in life. Be there for each other. Good things come to those who wait. Stay strong Epochads, we're nearly there now.

>>534061972
Based and stoicpilled

>>534061832
>repeat
eternal fresh... vgh...

POCHIE SOON

jerking off to thought of DPS crying for groups in "chat"

>>534062117
THE POLL

I'm playing a human female protection paladin on gurubashi btw

I wish they would just launch servers without world chat/trade/local defense, literally just a /say chat, that would be bonkers

IT'S UP
UPDATE YOUR CLIENT
TURN ON CNN

>>534061764
No :(
>>534061832
You're probably right and I hate it, can't wait for Pochie in September.

They're really dragging this shit out huh

>>534061941
that's why i would never play there. blizzard stamps this behavior on their servers out thanks to the based indo mass reporting.

>>534061330
generate some Tyrande /ss/ please

>my literal mfw 'poch still hasn't launched by the 17th

>>534061754
there was no dick or ass

>>534062207
I'm playing a night elf female feral druid on gurubashi btw

Turtle fresh will unironically help Epoch stability.
Hopefully a lot of freshfags, tourists, and SODomites will go there.

>>534062410
you say stable, I say dead. wild cope

>>534062410
is it wotlk client

>pochietroons expect you to believe 50k people trying to login at once a week ago caused all of these problems

>>534061275
cloth classes got the short end of the stick in the updates, so did rogue btw

THE POLL. YOU OPENED IT. AND I CAME.

Why does every custom server have to have axewounders in their development team?
Can't we have 1 fucking project that is actually fash?

>>534062379
Can a feral druid choose the sex of their feral form, or do they need to be a futanari or male to have a cock while transformed?

>>534062410
>Anyone who dislikes my server is a villain and I am glad to have low pop

>>534062592
>custom server
>fash

>>534062565

>>534061428
>unrestricted exploits in gold to low level chars while the staff waffles around stabilizing their server is the same as an exploit abused on a stable server with attentive gms.
you're high, man. one of the biggest humps on fresh is having enough gold for skills, professions and your mount at first chance on a packed server and hundreds of people have already side stepped this. accessibility changes everything about this issue.

>>534062606
Anon there is no cock on feral forms... Believe me i've looked

>>534062592
Because transfolx are more intelligent than cishets on average and more represented in the tech sphere.
You chuds have…gummy, I guess? lol

>>534062592
>Can't we have 1 fucking project that is actually fash?
Yes.

>>534062592
you will die alone, nobody actually likes you irl

>you will die alone, nobody actually likes y- ACK

>>534061832
I am fully expecting this to be the course of events.

>>534062754
So you believe that every person who played before you could. Exploited and they now have a huge advantage over you? Do you have a job? Because your going to shit yourself when your mid 20s and people are running around on mounts. Guess they exploited. Also saying hundreds have side stepped is just a lie but whatever

>>534062592
Because fashies are busy trying to rebuild civilization, while trannies do destructive stuff like luring the youth into video games

>>534061330
moar

POCHIE WEDNESDAY!!!!

cvnnystraza please come back...

>>534053658
>Cums on you
Please be my Jahy-wife..

>>534060581
the devs already addressed the people abusing hyperspawning chests and bugged quest rewards. someone being ahead of you in levels/professions isn't enough for a wipe. when they bring the server back up chances are you won't get in and there will still be people ahead of you which still doesn't necessitate a wipe.

>>534061115
there was no priority system, it was purely luck. some people only got on for a few minutes before the server lagged out again, or only got on during a server test.

>>534062754
doesn't matter, none of these things materially affect you at all, WoW isn't a competitive game, you just want to wipe because you're butthurt. not gonna happen.

>>534063175
>fashies are busy trying to rebuild civilization
why did they vote for trump then

>>534062912
Looks like someone is triggered.
I am married with a baby on the way.

>>534063010
what actually happened here?

Finally cleared this fucking shop.

>>534063262
proud of you for stepping up
you will be a good daddy for lil’ Jamal

>>534063262
wow congrats to Tyrone for getting your wife pregnant

>>534063363
My wife is actually black, so in a funny way, you are right.

>>534055502
Cuuuuuute! Gonna make you bend nicely with my Troll hunter~

>Looks like someone is triggered.
>I am married with a baby on the way.

>>534062503
How exactly do they get the short end of the stick?

>>534063331
I was about to say tornado but then I saw the yellow band saying "crime scene".
I'm guessing some chud had a meltie.

>>534063243

>>534063218
poll will last at least 24 hours
likely another 24 hours to prepare the server
so we're looking at pochie thursday at the earliest

>>534063595
and at that point they'll just delay it to the weekend to make it 'fair' for everyone

Is kaytroon stalling for time? Poll will obviously be up for at least 12 hours, what the fuck is the new big issue they found?

the troon derangement is real

>>534063586
Please Jahy-sama..I been pumping to you since the thread began..I really love you dorkass takes and I can't help about fantasize about ganking u on Guluba..

>>534063792
my wife

>>534062286
>>534061638

https://files.catbox.moe/uwdlnm.jpg

How long does it take to make a poll

>>534063451
melee classes get all the interesting new toys, see bladestorm vs circle of power

People who call gooners "troons" are wrong.
I would rather have a guild full of gooners, rather than having 1 troon.

Vibes in the War Room rn?

>>534063792
why are you so obsessed with kes

>>534063880
umm.. ill be a fem nelf druid on guluba...

>>534063792
Release the fricking POLL already or I swear to christ I will continue to wait as long as it takes

>>534062859
a literal kike (aggrend) is the main producer of classic / som / sod etc. not fash.

JIGGIE TIME

JIGGIE

JIGGIE


https://jiggie.fun/vzsCug

Why do we have to sit around waiting for a fucking poll?

>>534064002
blooming

>>534063595
they need 24 hours to get the poll information together
the poll runs for 24 hours
and then an additional 24 hours when people cry that they didn't have enough time to vote
24 hours to then implement the wipe that no one with an account to play actually wants but shitlib kaytotes needs things to be "equitable" and "inclusive" for everyone even if they don't have an account
24 hours to announce the new launch
and then 8 days when the server fails to launch again and we're back to square one

have fun!!!!

They should lock the servers during weekdays so that NEETs like me don't have an unfair advantage over wageslaves. It's not fair that I can play while others are at work.

>>534064102
he's a typical jew slumlord - doesn't have his grubby hands on it

>>534063990
You are lucky I asked, otherwise you would look like a fucking retard

>>534064056
H-Hot..would love to gank you daily, cutie

>>534063331
trump won the election

Cunny femgnome gf.

>>534064232
they should also cap the daily playtime to 2 hours so people with more free time don't gain an unfair advantage

>>534064476
back off she's mine to gank

>>534063139
>strawman
i said hundreds, which is true from the past week of threads and streams. the rest of your post is some retarded appeal that's really reaching for something because you have no honest reason to be against a server wipe.

>>534063246
yea i'm sure they did. they weren't even properly debugging and monitoring their server and were focused on stability. i'm sure they addressed their pal's accounts.
>no priority system
once again relying on the word from the "devs". you're fucking insane if you think they didn't have prio.
>*burp* *fart* uhh these don't affect you materially so uhh
no fucking shit, retard. this is an ethics discussion. go back to your cave, ross.

>>534064146
BECAUSE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANON

SOMEONE GOT AHEAD OF ME SO IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S JUST NOT FAAAAAIIIIRRRRR SO WE HAVE TO WIPE EVERYTHING BECAUSE THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS

>>534064476
I-its a date then.. ><

>>534062592
I play during "work". Perks of having a bloated government contractor job where not much happens.

>>534064596
>cucked once again
Why does this keep happening to me??

>>534063954
insanely good wtf

Kezan will be the drama free server

>>534064913
lol

>>534064913
can't have drama if there's no server online

>>534064608
I mean I don’t have energy to argue with a retard sperging out because he’s upset there’s literally only about 150 people that are even lvl 15. I was on for the last test and saw the who list. If you really believed all of them exploited like you said you are a retard. But it won’t matter when the server comes up because you’ll cry when people out pace you again. Maybe you’ll blame it on the neets and sweats this time instead of the “hundreds of people who sidestepped”

Gurubashi Alliance
<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals>

>>534064913
So much drama that it needs its own discord channel

>>534065009
Werks for gurub

>>534064608
cool so you're just making up shit to be angry about, literal schizo retard

>>534065114
Where can I sign up?

POLL JUST CRASHED AT 32 VOTES

>>534065318

>>534063331
https://www.ksnt.com/news/crime/topeka-transgender-house-heavily-vandalized-overnight/

The next Classic+ needs to take us back in time 10000 years to the well of eternity and pre-sundering Azeroth.

>epoop down
>bronzep2w down

>>534064913
>drama is one of the things that make Vanilla WoW great
So you're saying Kezan will be a shit server?

retail fresh won

Epoch players are transgender pedophiles. Proof: all of the porn spam and ai generated porn in these threads. Porn addiction leads to becoming a pedophile and/or a tranny 100% of the time.

Quick update folks. Do to an unforeseen issue with the database, we are currently unable to deploy the poll regarding whether to do a wipe or not. We are looking into the issue and will bring the poll system up for testing to identify the problem some time later today. Thanks for your coninued patience.

>>534065790
agree

>>534065883
Quick update to the update folks. Due to the new overwatch season, we have decided to push back the launch to allow a fair and fresh experience.

>>534065790
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation

actually cant believe we're waiting for a poll to be made so we can vote whether we can join the server or not. unbelievable

Tell me more!

>>534066067
Literally every transgender "person" is a porn addict thougheverbeit.

How do you feel about using consumables in BGs/duels?
Not just the odd iron grenade but drinking free action, elemental protection and swiftness potions on cooldown.

Reminder that all wipetards are going to be behind again because your boomer hands are too slow to log in LMAO

wiper no wiping

>>534066067
>everyone that gets their head cut off dies
>correlation does not imply causation
u are so retarded

>>534066248
only if you're going for an achievement

>>534065790
>muh porn addiction
Have you tried not being underage and brown?

>>534066292
>make up some retarded strawman
>uh oh u stoopid?!
No self-awareness at all, like a golem

>>534064132
now this is epoch gameplay

>>534066292
i didnt imply that everyone that gets their head cut off dies though

I am voting wipe just to make you mad. Of course I will be behind, I will only play like 1-2h per day.

Kaytotes is just taking a nap. Then when he gets up he’s preparing for an evening na launch!..right?…

>>534066248
its my job to do that shit
t. druid in wsg

>>534066383
like ants

>>534066383
all me

>>534065098
lvl 15 with the char you saw online.
>>534065167
i've been present the past week and have witnessed every revelation to this ongoing story. i'm not making anything up and you two shit for brains, and others like you, cannot give a reasonable explanation against a wipe. less cluttered starting zones for server stability isn't valid as it as very little to do with why the server was on fire. exploited gold and access privilege some had "isn't a big deal" doesn't work because, when inverted, the argument can be in favor of the wipe.

>>534066194
they are trannies BECAUSE of porn addiction

>>534066067
It does not imply causation, but the correlation is still there. Yet somehow brainlets like you always use this to deny any form of truth that is self-evident to anyone with a bit of pattern recognition.

>>534066374
Ironic, considering trannies, such as yourself, target underage brown kids all the time.

>>534049481
This discord is cringe. Bunch of NPCs repeating edgy /pol/ memes ad nauseam. I'm staying there just to keep tabs on who should be bullied on the server.

>>534064913
That depends which guild you are in?

>>534066383
>not playing cat and mouse with the last piece

>>534066449
no, he's preparing for a lunch, not a launch

>>534066678
A fag tried, I stopped him

>>534065114
no-shoe bros....
AllianceGODS are once again stealing all the cuties....

>>534066549
>It does not imply causation, but the correlation is still there.
ok proved my point

>>534066678
this is unironically childish behavior even for this thread

>mop servers down for weekly maintenance
>guess i'll play epoch
>still not fixed
>general is already filled with discord drama before the game is out
lol.

>we will do a poll
9 fucking hours ago
they are fucking trolling you guys so hard lmao
this shit is not releasing, turtle fresh it is ;d

I think a cash shop is a necessity in private servers, but they shouldn't sell any kind of level boosts or gear.
Crucify me all you want, shit needs to get done for the server to work and have content, and people who dedicate most of their time to these goals need to buy food as well.

>just woke up
>STILL no poll
what are they waiting for?

maybe the real poll was the friends we made along the way

>>534066248
Warriors lose to practically every class without a FAP

Just got back from work; How did the /pol/ go?

You are playing Night Elf, right?
You wouldn't pick one of the lesser races, would you?

>>534066531
>>534066194
>>534065790
what your name in the guru discord? just curious

>>534065790
okay whats your solution

>>534066935
The weekend so everybody can participate, then they'll release the next weekend.

Wipe won

>>534066531
Ergo, porn addiction makes you trans. It also makes you a pedophile. And most trannies happen to be pedophiles.

>>534066526
You jumped the shark with the “revelation to this ongoing story” shit bait hope you manage to kill some time bating others. See you at launch senpai.

>>534066920
This but the server should also have an option to hide all the faggy shit people buy from the shop.

>>534067073
No, I play an orc who shows nelfs that elune created them to serve Orcs

>>534063954
holy moly

>>534067205
Irl name Jamal?

Why don't they just fucking wipe it. In the time it'll take for the stupid fucking poll you'd be able to level to 15 anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSMNnSpbEhM
ITS UP

>>534067260
Orcs aren't niggers, Pajeet

CUNNYSTRASZA AND CUNNYMANE NOW >:(

https://ahrimp4.rule34.xxx//images/6589/71a52f3494b4a4cf4bed18b342f81d42.mp4?7519561

>>534067324
LET *clap* THEM *clap* COOK *clap*

>>534067358
FANTASTIC

>>534067358
KINOOOOOOO

>>534066935
Gotta wait for all the casuals who are complaining about fresh to have free time away from their job/families.

Why are there so many young zoom zooms playing this random private server for a 20 year old game? You can tell with half the message being >you're brown/pajeet/tranny and the luke warm IQ political talk.

>>534067364
THIS THIS THIS
THIS THIS THIS

I got a pole for you

>>534067459
its simply way too popular, it attracts the fotm /b/ zoomers

>>534067205
Elune didn't create them you absolute newfag.
Lurk more.

>>534067358
The trve white mans entertainment.

you guys are obessed with trans people every fucking thread.

>>534067358
holy fr*ck

>>534067625
>people
Found one.

>>534067459
You're brown

RUN VERY FAST 331!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSMNnSpbEhM