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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Next Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
Champions Meeting registration period is open.
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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A basic guide for newfags
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>goldship week over
>free pulls over
cygames please

This is a Tachy world now

https://poal.me/15v2bo
https://poal.me/15v2bo

Vote or it'll really happen

>only 9 free rolls
Wtf? Fucking cyjews

Digitan LOVE

Dorija

>>535961619 (OP)
>>535961705
>>535961740
>reddit tachyon

Country bumpkins>city umas

>>535961750
>ip grabber

>>535961953
I watch this stupid clip in full every time.

fuck it im filtering that faggot reddittackyon poster. holy fuck how obnoxious

I'm going to bring this horse to Taurus cup! I signed for the advanced league since my speed stat is very big. Do I have a chance for the 1st place?

hachimimoon period bros... its over...

real btw
country bumpkins either stay clueless and kind or develop tendencies like pic related

>>535962086
no you're cooked

>>535962086
Join the cm rooms here and find out :)

>>535962185
No I won't enter cum room with anyone. Fucking 4chan :(

>>535961619 (OP)
>reddit tachyon
I can tell that a secondary made this thread.

I now need a mp4 of the manhattan cafe chibi getting blasted with a fus ro dah

Air Groove

>>535962392
>>535961816

>>535962392
>tiktok cafe

>>535962174
Don’t insult my wife

This is my strongest uma. Please don't laugh.

if we're at the onsen and i slip on some rocks and slide through an underwater tunnel between the male/uma fence and my penis just lightly grazes an uma pyoi on the other side then i have to take responsibility right?

>>535962491
>xitter teio

>>535961619 (OP)
HELP there's NSWF imagery on my blue board MOOOOOODS

keep posting more images so i can filter more

i can muster up all of my gems and also swipe for the 2.5k pack for 50 more pulls to hit 200 pity on the creek banner for LB1 or potentially even higher do i do it bros
downside is that i have to pray to allah/buddha/jesus to get seiun sky in like 10 pulls or something after emptying my stash

What makes Agnes Tachyon reddit?

more like oguri MID

>>535962754
You take that back right now!

That's it! I'm taking your gamers rights

>>535962754
That doesn't quite fit, Torena

>>535962392
I don't care much about Tachyon desu but she's the image that got requested first.

After all that CM grinding, I really am back to my original team...

THE GOAT

>finally make a trainee that I think is good
>try entering random public cm rooms to see how she does
>get completely stomped, do not win a single match out of 6 races

Well I guess there's always the B-league h-haha...

STOP THE COUNT

>>535962710
nigga no one cares if you're using filters or not stfu

>>535962848
She's popular

>>535962442
>kyanu riibusu
lol

Since I dropped Girld frontline 2 because of the dev's inmense greed drying my goodwill I want to buy the monthly pass in umamusume form now on, but is it worth it?
If it is, should I ise the paid carats in the single daily 50 carats roll?

>>535963076
am i supposed to care you don't care?

>>535963016
The type of people who are testing cms teams will be in the higher %s (hopefully)

>>535963016
You probably got debuff-diffed, those stats are finals-worthy

>>535962737
>200 pulls on the creek banner
>get 4 creek and 2 tazuna
>spark creek to MLB
>look at my SR collection
>1 sweep, 1 taishin, 2 eishin
what the fuck happened, these 3 combined on a rainbow barely give 40 speed, while kitasan alone gives that, I'm so fucking bricked

y'all just jelly your umas will never star on the kino movie and it shows

I swear I'm not schizoing out I'm certain they adjusted the mood down modifiers because it's blatantly obvious.

>>535961750
Group B is what I deserve.

attention to all retards:

IF YOU KEEP REQUESTING DIRT SHOES THEN I'M GOING TO FUCKING FREAK

thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>535963004
Suzucute

So South America just never had umamusume before Uma Cortez came? Same with North America with the Uma pilgrims?
Seems like Uma God favored Europe and Asia.

I just keep promoting to 6 then demoting... I can't upgrade my team due to cm grinding

I only roll big breasted Uma

NARITA BRIAN! Release her already so I can leave the game or keep playing depending of the results

>>535963257
The dirt shoe requests shall continue until morale improves.

I'm not normally into the mommy stuff but I do want a hug from Creek.

>>535963016
>double left-handed
>professor of cuckature
>no speed star
this unit is built to podium, not to win.

>>535962912
>niconico nature

>>535963257
>been requesting nothing but dirt shoes for a few weeks now
>almost have 300
yeah you're just retarded

>>535963485
>speed over the cap is bad

>>535963412
I love the way she speaks, it's so fun! I love her

>>535963513
>burger king halo

>>535963606
>70-90 SP on +20 speed
top
kek

Alright, think I'm done with Rudolf runs. This is the best I got.
She's a 9* star with 3 stars in emperor's might so it was worth it in the end anyways

>>535963651
Nooooo! Don't eat king halo! Stop it Oguri!

>>535962848
go on r/umamusume right now if you don't find a tachyon thread up there, i will delete my account

>>535962848
low IQ browns don't understand her character
it just happens 4chink is majority browns now
if we banned india and brazil IPs the quality of posts would improve exponentially
and all the cafe posting would disappear

>>535963639
I love how bouncy she is.

>>535963412
What's stopping western women from looking like this?

wtf... my Race Planner skill never proc'd

>>535963651
Oguri please... you had lunch...

>>535963472
Trainer deserves a beating for that first response

>>535962848
Incredibly popular in the western community, which is meaningless because she's also ultra popular in the east.

>>535963807
Jews and other women. Remember the worst enemy of a woman it's another woman

>>535963729
>+20
ohnononono

>>535963760
>857 stamina
>single recovery
>late
>go with the flow
>straightaway adept
>zero late-game accelerations
what are you doing, son

>>535963807
corn syrup

what is the best use for paid carats? The daily 1 gacharoll for 50? or saving 1500 for a garanteed SSR?

Brian bros? Are we ready?

>>535964002
Might as well save them for the scamcha banners

>>535963983
The best I can :)

>>535963957
>the anon is retarded
many such cases.

now take a look at what the first tier of left-handed gives you then pull out the calculator again.

>>535963729
I was a hintlet on that run and had too much sp at the end please understand

>>535963957
He's probably referring to the fact that the double circle version only gives +20 over the single circle version, and is thus not worth paying the sp for the second level

>>535964002
save for scam gacha if you're poor
daily roll is for whale/dolphin

>>535964002
The daily pull to remind you of the shitty rate so you don't fomo without a spark

>>535963279
Suzusex

>>535963792
Only the biggest autistic schizo sperg trannies like (you) give a shit about her character lmao. Cope and seethe as I continue to enjoy agnes reddit without all that nuance bullshit you're so proud of knowing.

>>535964002
daily 1, you get three times as many and only lose out on the 100% SR

>>535964002
I toss a daily roll at the uma banner if I like the uma, otherwise save

>>535963876
He got it.

>>535964120
>the anon is blind

now take a look at how many tiers of left-handed OP bought then pull out the calculator again.

>>535963792
>t. wh*teoid

>>535964172
You're indian

>>535963651
>Oguri fr fr no cap

why wont they just give me 3000 carats for free?

SAY HER NAME!

>>535964340
they gave them to me instead

>>535964340
because next one is 1500
duh

>>535963791
Last thread with Tachyon in the title appears to have been posted 7 days ago (I think)

>>535964316
>daitoku helium

>>535964376
Ikuno Dictus

>>535964340
Same but 150000 carats

>>535964376
Rice Shower!

>>535964163
suzulewd...

>>535964437
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mvajz9/agnes_tachyon_and_trainers_nickname/

>we're posting reddit screenshots now
grim

Would having a hopeless stakes spark make up for not getting URA finale, or is URA just that big of a stat boost?

>finally able to MLB one of my SR speed cards that were 3LB forever after pulling a copy of Eishin with the last of my paid carats
Now I just need 1 more Halo and Tosho and maybe I can start consistently getting 1200 speed horses

>anons competing over who browses reddit the most
/uma/ has fallen

>thread is really slow compared to the previous ones
What killed the hype?

>>535964689
got stomped in cm practice room and immediately uninstalled the game

>>535964437
>>535964603
time to migrate to /umajp/

>>535964689
Everybody is doing their daily borrow runs (they won't get shit), thread will pick up after that.

yeah ok game go FUCK yourself

>>535964681
How much this site hates reddit/xitter/discord they sure love posting about these non-stop and being the exact same anyways.

Where is Brian???

>>535963129
the monthly carats per day aren't paid
yes its jewish

>>535964118
late-game acceleration skills (like red shift, shooting for victory) are valuable because they will proc at the very start of the "acceleration phase." the "acceleration phase" is the part of the race where every uma begins to attempt to reach top speed. umas do not attempt to reach top speed before this part of the race, acceleration/speed skills prior to late-game are essentially just positioning skills. being able to hit top speed faster than others equates to distance created/gained. if you lack these acceleration skills then you are almost always going to lose because they are ubiquitous across CM units.

any runners outside of end-closers need to take into consideration the HP cut from the two nice natures the enemy trainers are almost assuredly running. if your unit dies to the -12% hp cut then it'll only have a chance at winning if every other ace is dying and at around the same point in the race. this is incredibly unlikely given that everyone knows debuffers will run rampant this CM thus everyone is building with HP cushions. run your units through https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/ if you want to test their stamina. there's another simulator as well that is supposedly more accurate.

go with the flow is just a bad skill. it does almost nothing. straightaway adept is incredibly inefficient for the SP. https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills

>>535964104
>>535964154
what is that scam banner anons?
>>535964173
I'm only thinking about the monthly pass so I guess the smarter thing is to save since I'm no whale, otherwise its just 10 rolls and missing the garanteed SR

heh
just did my daily single pulls
yep, you can still do that if you are a PAID CARATS CHAD

My worry is western normies shitting on Uma x Trainer

>>535964907
>what is that scam banner anons?
You can only roll on them with paid carats

Is the best way to complete the starter mission to train with five characters at once just to stack the same card and pray?

>>535964689
SEAnigs sleeping
burgercucks waging
yuropoors coping

>>535964237
i've given you plenty of time to anxiously recheck the OP's skills. i'm glad we've come to the agreement that you are retarded.

>>535964857
peter our horse narita brian is dead

What's better for a cm goldship straightaway adept, uma stan or homestretch haste?

>>535964907
>what is that scam banner anons?
Every banner where I don't get what I want within 10 rolls.

>>535963513
this is good

Umanko

KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535964979
>>535965012
I see, I guess at least it is guaranteed SSR right? If so 3 months of pass seems worth for it

>>535965140
Umazing
Umapregnate

What is the best support card for Rainbow Stamina? These Super Creek and Mayano Top Gun are so slow and rarely give me a rainbow

>>535964976
so are you like paranoid what people who dont know are thinking about?

>>535965053
Cry about it chuddie. Umer moosoomer is everyone's 2nd gacha game coming from genshart.

>Evil Creek doesnt get featured in Cinderella Gray until like cour 4
>Cour 2 barely coming out sometime this year

>>535965303
You get Evil Creek for like 5 minutes during the later part of her career mode

This is obscene. Someone should contact the ranchers and tell them how degraded the images of their horses are becoming.

When I roll what I want? That's fortune smiling on me and my own skill and luck rewarding me.
When I roll trash? That's cygames themselves rigging the rolls and trying to force me to spend.

>>535965074
uma stan will never activate in CM
homestretch has longer uptime than straightaway adept

>>535965042
if your only intention is to hunt the mission then yes, 5+ cards of the same stat and with high specialty rating. if you don't want the run to go to waste then run a baksushit with speed cards. if you don't give a fuck about the run then an urara run with full wisdom cards and go for a claw-game near the end. if you simply play the game then this scenario will happen once every 2-3 careers.

>>535965074
It's between straightaway adept and homestretch haste, choose whether you want to gamble on:
>Straightaway Adept activating on the last straight and not the first two
>Homestretch Haste activating at a good point during the final spurt and not just before the finish line
Personally I'd take Homestretch

>>535965268
No, just trashing the art form as ie; creepy, incelish, or any other polemics.

>>535965614
It's true though,

>>535965614
>incelish
Could have just said you were a massive troon from the start.

How do you become an uma trainer? Do you have to graduate from trainer school? Is there an alternate game with (You)ma helping trainers graduate?

bwos whewe is bwian...

I just think she's neat

>>535965614
>>/t/witter

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

>>535965830
upvoted

>>535965830
one epic upvote for you, sir! and don't worry... the bacon is on the house!

>>535965910
>>535965970
Give me umagold too.

Tachyon isn't a Reddit horse she's a tranny horse

>>535965140
>eat her out
>tastes like celery
>when she claims she hates vegetables
bwos...? what mean dis?

>>535965012
NTa but in this type of banner, I checked gametora and it says you can only roll once with premium currency... does that mean you are 100% getting the banner girl and then its over? or that desoite being paid rolls you still only get 1 shoot and if you fail you get fucked?

>>535964826
Imagine how fucking good this run would have been if I didn't have to spend 4 turns on infirmary and mood restoration

>>535965214
her skill is actually more usable than fm's

>>535966106
Every stallion that was turned into an uma MUSUME is a tranny horse. What's your point

Is there like a skill tier list or something?
My brain melts from seeing all the ADEPT, HASTE, MASTER shit.

>another botched OP
fucking end yourself seatroon

>>535966225
>Double-O spring runner
uhhh bwo? don't you know it's bad?

Tazuna status?
Super Creek status?
Carat status?

>>535966430
based disinfo-chan

i cant wait to pull on the first good banner nice natty int.

>>535966580
>that artstyle
I love narita top road....

>>535965614
But you are assuming that the opinion of troons matter in the first place. Don't worry too much, most will likely kill themselves anyway.

>>535966430
>overcapping speed even more is bad
Hmmmm nyo.
i was anemic on skill points from having to skip japan cup and Arima Kinen to fix the migraine before it bricked everything so I didn't have a ton of choice.

>>535966580
3lb
mlb
as many as i need to pull brian and seiun

>>535966660
but topro isn't in that image??

>>535966372
check out this bwo
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY

>>535966580
mlb tazuna
lb1 creek
broke as a joke

>>535966580
1LB
3LB
...let's not talk about it

>>535966225
>calm and cucked
>low wit
you're going to learn why this recovery isn't well-regarded.

>>535966427
literal men underwear. its over isnt it

>>535966716
Topro is there every time I close my eyes

>>535966106
This whole game is a stealth tranny game. Don't think about it too much.

that's a lot of gold

>>535964976
we already passed that problem though? sure, sometimes you'll find people shitting on umatore or yuri shit but most (sane) people just accept that uma appeals to both.

>>535962662
>facepunch week

Filter MD5 doing some heavy lifting in these threads.

Are we being raided?

>>535966934
GOLD

>>535966580
One of each. I went the distance to get Creek. It was my first banner, so it made sense to stock up on the various cards.
I now have >8000 carats.

>>535966580
Didn't roll.
Didn't roll.
15k ready for Brian.

>>535966580
2LB Kita and Dia
0LB Creek
Green woman rejected my advances
13k carats
$200 in the hole

>>535966580
>Tazuna
0. I have her rare card at LB2. My account is allergic to tazuna.
>Creek
LB2
>Carats
Put a piece of tape on my screen where the carat counter is displayed that says "don't remove until Manhatten Cafe is released."

>>535966772
Thanks bwo.

>reddit this
>tranny that
this place is OBSESSED

>>535966170
the latter
your chance of getting S.Maru from final pull if she has 0.75 rateup should be
1 out of 4

>>535966934
was this a fan run or is it in your TT? bakushit's unique is awful, inheriting it is worse.

>>535966580
>100 pulls
>1 tazuna
>1 power yaeno
thats it

>the gibs ran out
>read all the stories and careers already
>don't actually enjoy spark farming
I was a fake fan all along

>>535967138
enjoy being cucked out when you lose the 92% roll

CM registration deadline today?

>>535966580
>1LB Creek
>1LB Tazuna
>87 Carats
>10 pulls from spark
Fug.

>>535966580
No
Failed
4,634

>>535966580
MLB Creek
2LB Tazuna
1LB Everything else

im not crazy, they upped the occurrence rate of sleep deprived in the last 24-48 hours
i am 100% sure of this

>>535967259
a lot of anons are going to play this first CM, realize that this is the main loop, and quit. this general will be /umajp/ tier soon.

is it possible for a reddit horse and a 4chan trainer to find true love?

>>535965253
MLB Manhattan Cafe has a 70 Specialty Recovery. For comparison, Creek and Top Gun are both 55.

Is Tazuna even worth using at 0LB?

>>535964376
Dual Supercharger

>S medium
>S turf
>speed cards stop showing up in speed training
there's always a catch

>>535967212
Shit, that makes some of these umas really limited, I will seethe if I miss that roll

>>535964376
Biggus Dictus

>>535966663
>>535967003
Yeah, perhaps you guys are right. I don’t even interact with those normies anyway so I’m alright.

SHE'S HERE BRIAN IS IN MY GAME

>>535967454
Only at lb2, you are better using another stat card or mlb aoi if you have her

It's crazy how Kitasan and Super Creek lucklets are still playing the game. Just uninstall since you're fucked for a good while.

>>535967735
neh

>>535966580
0LB
0LB
about 3k

just chillin, saving for Doto. Account is beyond bricked anyways.

>>535966660
>

Comfy times with umawife

>>535967238
in my TT, wanted to bring her plus a guest bourbon for 11* ura

>>535967508
>that makes some of these umas really limited
naah you can always just save for super banner if you miss them

Will people make fun of me for not having racing outfits on my umas for this CM?

Do not roll for brian.

Save for ogurixmascap

>>535967834
This but with Spe and Oguri

>>535967937
>golden green
wtf

>>535966837
>low wit
400 is not low. 400 going to 500 is maybe a few % extra on activation.

>>535967926
do not roll for any umas before the anniversary banner.

No... my URA Finale scenario records... it was so diverse...

>>535967926
I don't even like Oguri like THAT. I'd rather roll for a sexy horse I like instead of Ms. gut inflation xmas meta alt.

finally... class 6...
im just gonna promote and do one retention if possible and im done though.

>>535965614
>creepy
faggot
>INCELISH
hey twitter tranny!
>>535967040
If you have to ask it's already too late

>>535961953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iEgxLXOQBI

>>535967926
I can't really see oguri as anything more than a gag character like golshi, sure, they are fun, but I really cannot get invested

>>535967926
I don't like alts, i prefer more horses

>>535968269
being a horse is hard work

>flora stakes are right after oka sho
It's nice when they don't stack races right on top of one another
Still have to do it twice since my uma can't do miles, but still.

>>535968168
will you roll for valentine bourbon?

>>535965140
>>535965271
>>535965495
>>535965701
>>535966071
>>535966315
>>535966579
>>535966803
>>535967019
That's a child

Burubon love

>go from 50 to 500 followers from monday-tuesday with MLB kita
>get 2440 friend points
>switch to creek
>go from 500 to 950 followers from tuesday-wednesday with MLB creek
>get 2130 friend points
I guess most casuals have a creek of their own? I thought the conventional wisdom disseminated to retarded casuals was to not roll on creek banner unless you have 30k?

>>535968141
what cards bwo

>>535967259
>>535967401
Does someone have offline version / private server? I just want to do careers scenarios and not spark grind for CM without the gacha summons

All the speed rainbows just disappeared by the end.

>>535968371
Of course!

>>535968375
Jealous?

>>535967834
>>535968009
This except with Brian

My only 3 star is a vodka with 3 star stamina and men parents I just lucked out

>>535966580
no Tazuna, 3LB Aoi but I don't even use her
no Creek, borrowing her for the next few years I guess
18k carats, saving for Umas

>>535968375
Out of 10!

It's been a long ass time since I had a run that cursed. Mati lost almost all her goal races. Didnt even waste my free clock on that burning trash heap of a career.

>>535968532
yes

is Taishin a loli? doesn't feel like one

Should I just cleat this garbage?

is spark farming really this fucking soulless?
i keep getting 1-2 stars on everything never 3 stars, and not to mention the parents of this horse also have 1 stars so even this horse got 3 stars it would still have shit parent

The general has really slowed down huh
I really thought it would take at least until after the CM before it became this apparent

>>535968135
This is such a stupid suggestion
>dude just wait half a year to get the uma you want
Unless you're rolling a ton of umas between here and then you're better of just going deep into an uma's release banner.

>>535968756
as someone who did the same thing, probably not
her skills might come in handy for a future CM

>>535968881
Who artist PLEASE

AND THIS
IS TO GO
EVEN FURTHER
BEYOND
UUUYAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

a week of oguri runs to finally get something

>>535969030
updooted

>>535969003
John SDXL

>>535969030
Imagine hitting bracket 7 with that...

I spent 90 rolls to not get Curren. Does my roll progress carry over like other gachas?

raw mating with this hag mare

>>535969003
sloppa

>>535969076
>one accel skill
>324 guts
bwo...

>>535969153
lol

>>535969153
No.

>>535968913
giwtwm

global rule banning slop when?

>>535968873
>it's a stupid suggestion because... because... BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY!?
hold 60k carats for the banner, wait for the roster to get filled with useful umas, get spooked by countless 3*, and pity what you whiffed on.

yeah... i'm thinking the superior alternative.

>I couldn't find any pace debuffs
Meh, she's set for targetting Golshi at least

>>535969239
>one accel skill

How's this one? I can't go on any further, training this bitch is tiresome

>>535969227
NOOOOOOOO

What'll it be today torena, violent rape or loving rape?

>>535969337
>implying straightaway acceleration does anything whatsoever
bwo...........

>>535969391
Its not rape, if your willing
Handholding

is there any reason to save friendship points or can i just mlb this haru urara card whenever i want to

>rainbow
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>

181478271067
MLB Creek if anyone needs that
Don't use the horse she is trash
Also is it too late to join a new club? I joined one with friends but the faggots stopped playing and barely tried to compete after hyping up the game

>>535969153
>Does my roll progress carry over like other gachas?

>>535969302
>wait literal months with no new umas to train
>potentially get 2 umas you want total
>but it's totally better because I'll definitely get spooked a million times before hitting spark!

>>535969391
I'd like the secret menu item, the drunken sloppy rape

>>535969376
anotha one!

>>535969407
What did trainer say?

>>535969153
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Uppies.

I HATE CLASS 6 LET ME BACK TO CLASS 5 ALREADY

>SC 2nd node event in classic years
>never appear again
Fuck

>>535969153
why do you ask AFTER you roll?

>finally get a Long S run
>it gets fucked sideways by infirmary

man this shit is fucking hard

>>535969743
that's what happens when you don't pay the goo goo baby tax

>>535969153
it is so touching to see someone's cygames virginity get popped like this

>>535969153
oh no no no no no

>>535969528
>oh no! NOT MONTHS!
kek

>potentially get 2 umas you want total
>doesn't realize that his suggestion caps at 1 uma you want
kek

spook-rate is the same in either scenario. the difference is that the pool is far more useful later than now. you couldn't name three umas that are currently released that are actually useful long-term. it's hyper-inefficient to pull on character banners right now.

>>535969153
NO!

>>535969595
>NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU

>>535969153
this is the kind of information you should be learning about BEFORE pulling

Do skills that mention navigation, avoiding being surrounded, or field of view useful?

Any other club leaders have a kick list primed for after getting gibs?

>>535969153
>japanese gacha
>pulls carry over
LMAO nigga is this your first time dealing with the slant eye islanders? you're better off playing gooks gacha

>>535969652
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

Is Biko Pegasus actually supposed to be good? I've been running her support card the past week and she is literally never on speed.

>>535969652
fukulicky.webm

Without Anchor Weigh building Golshi into Red shift/Shooting for Victory is meaningless, right?

>>535970132
skill issue

Whore

>>535970018
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills

>field of view
not even the disinformation sloptubers can come up with a way to make globetards take these skills.

some of the "navigation" skills have acceleration tied to it. if it's late-game/final corner or straight then it can be useful, depending on the track.

>>535969030
literally the best skill in the entire game

>>535969652
in 10 years she will become a mom

>>535969937
>>doesn't realize that his suggestion caps at 1 uma you want
...which is irrelevant when you're only going for a single uma, but it's significant when you're specifically rolling on a banner that has every uma on rate up in an attempt to get spooked a bunch.
>the difference is that the pool is far more useful later than now.
Why are you rolling for "usability" in umas and not just who you want in the first place?

>>535969652
Holy sexo

I need 80 more carats for a guaranteed Creek. The only way to do it reasonably quickly would be getting an A+ career, but I can't because my cards are too shit.

Is there a way to see which trophies you haven't got yet? Maybe I can grind some of those out.

>>535967259
The luck is just so awful it ruins the game, I don't even have a single 3* stamina spark after almost 300 careers and a 3* blue is only just the first step of farming. Idk why they made the odds so fucking awful.

>>535970394
Bwo it's like one dollar.

>>535961705
The drop just being slightly off the timing of Tachyon's foot breaking the ground is aggrevating.

>>535970394
>Is there a way to see which trophies you haven't got yet?
>trophies on right-side of screen

>>535970463
I don't give money to jews.

>>535970490
I'm playing on mobile.

>>535967401
>/uma/ is dying again already
We have no choice but to merge with /gbfg/ and form /cygames/

so what was umamusume exactly even before the ANIME?
what did they do?

Be careful with what you say

>>535970548
you'll cave when you can't get your shitter trophies

>>535970043
>3% rates where rolls don't carry over
vs
>0,3% rates where rolls carry over
ERABE

CM room
82630792

>>535969652
oh my goodness gracious.

>>535969391
can we just talk about our feelings?

>>535970656
wanna bet?

>>535970285
what do you mean Without Anchor Weigh?
your Golshi is still 2* somehow?

>>535970018
they are "useful" post Anniversary (Half anniversary) when umas actually try to move sideways to avoid getting clogged and navigation skills have their duration buffed so they actually do something because right now they last like 1.5 seconds which is not enough to do anything

>>535970602
There was an idea of Uma Musume, some kind of abstraction, but there was no real product. Only an entity, something illusory.

>>535970669
When did .75% become 3%

>>535970669
>0,3% rates where rolls carry over
that's chink gacha
gook is 2%rate ups where rolls carry over

>>535970548
>mobile player
>cant afford $1
typical

I'm not going to have enough for her...

>>535967259
Spark farming hits the same dopamine center in my brain that IV farming did in pokemon

>>535970872
You will if you use "that"

do you usually use a mandatory wits card to reach beyond 400 wits for your aces?
Or do you just pray the rng is mercifull enough to grant you ariund than 350 wits without it?

>>535970704
okay Nguyen, go back to farming rice instead of pretending to be white

>>535969652
is this guy still uploading stuff somewhere? i thought his pixiv and twitter were nuked

>>535970814
actually the answer was that the manga existed before the anime

>>535970817
with the power of copium

>replace nice nigger with a pace chaser
>Taishin now gets blocked 50% less
>debuffs don't seem to matter, either they opponents are built for the distance or they aren't and die anyway
3 aces it is I think

>>535970979
lmao goldstein here is VERY unhappy

>>535961619 (OP)
Would you guys have sex with Urara after she loses the Arima Kinen to improve her Mood?

4 more days till i become f2p again :)

>>535970672
6/9

>>535970629
>special feeling meme
it's been like what 10-12 years already? Truly only ojisan play this game

please stop posting dia zamn images. It's disgusting

the jewgames gacha is absolute dogshit, particularly as you want mlb on your cards which is like 5 copies

>>535964065
don't know if i should pull for amazon press first then later pick brian out from the selector next

AIEEE WHERE'S MY FREE PULLS
i didn't get shit for it meanwhile niggas getting 3 stars left and right

>>535970967
just hit wit on weak turns and summer
medium and long aces can't really afford to use wit cards right now

>>535970967
Wits card is to have consistent runs or you have SSR MLBs to fill in for the other stats
When you are making your ACE you are going for all the highrolls

If you don't highroll your career on your ACE, its over

>>535970923
i'm same as you. normally when i play a gacha i like the story or girls or whatever and am willing to overlook the gameplay, then after however many months (or years for nikke) i can no longer deal with the awful gameplay and quit
this game though, the gameplay is gambling. i like gambling. i want to gamble. more gambling is good.

>>535970967
Do you just never hit wits? I end up naturally getting it to 400 minimum just from clicking it when i'm just below 50% stamina or in summer when theres no rainbows

>>535970826
afford's got nothing to do with it

>>535971079
Only because you posted Vivlos

She fucks on the first date

People don't actually think cygames is unuronically generous right? I thought it was just a cruel joke.

>>535961816
What's Reddit about Tachyon?

I WILL make her win CM

why is she called Ayabe?

>>535971270
This better not be slop

>trying desperately to do triple frontrunners for CM since i think it's neat
>medium S
>good skills (groundwork/focus/early, double stamina recovery, etc.)
>actually good stats
all three feels impossible

>>535970923
>IV farming did in pokemon
My autistic brother, shame pokemon has become even shittier as more gens came out but i wasted hundreds of hours breeding 5-6 IV pokemon

>>535971395
AdVe sound like ayabe

bros... some of the slop is getting "good enough" for my eyes... I don't like this

>>535971395
Admire Vega
Adm-aya Be-ga
Ayabe

>>535971428
bro wait for seiun if you want to front run so badly

clock check /uma/

>>535971428
Yes, but really you'd scrap a good one anyway in 2 weeks once seiun comes out

>>535971412
>fucked up hands
>non-euclidean background
>melted details
anon...

oh shid admire bega :DDDD

>>535971412
Pretty sure it is. Look at the horizon in the ocean behind and how it lines up. Also the blaze in the hair and the heart accessories.

>>535971565
147

If you need a good inherit and have your own maru, someone just uploaded an absurd Oguri Crap to uma moe. 6* stam, 3* speed, 9* medium and 5* URA finals.

>>535970817
Retard.

>>535965303
But Super Creek is in the anime already

>>535971428
dont waste your time
you will guaranteed lose to goldship and you will have to rebuild all of them in a few weeks on Seiun Sky release
It's not even fun, you spend all that effort expecting some kind of sleeper OP strat just to watch the End closers get ahead of you on the last corner and win 3L

i also tried, i lost 90% of my test CM matches, shit is just impossible as it is right now, even with maxxed out speed stats, aptitudes, skills everything

I have no idea if "slightly" or "moderately" is better. I think moderately is better just going by linguistics, by sometimes you can upgrade a skill, and it becomes "slightly" when it was first "moderately".

>>535971084
the day we can grind for LBs is the day the actual game begins.

all this is just FOMOing whales until they realize almost none of the currently available content is just bait.

>each star of a style pink DOESN'T increase your trainee's rank in the style by 1
So much for my dream of an End Closer Teio

>>535971729
Super Creek is but not Evil Creek

>>535971270
She's a JS
>slop

>>535971746
I feel sorry for Front Runner bros. It's difficult to watch even well built Marus just get overwhelmed by pace chasers and end closers as if it's the most natural thing in the world

out of fair sportsmanship i will field an end closer special week instead of g*ld sh*p

just build End Mayano bwo

Contrary to popular belief, holding hands with a bro is not gay

Annnnnnd another bricked run

you are meant to accept the pulls you get and build around them rather than seething than you did not get the optimal setup

>only ever got medium S twice
>both runs I didn't get swinging maestro
This fucking gay ass game

>>535971596
>>535971619
I see now, I didn't check hard enough this time

>>535971647
>No spring or left handed.
>Hydrate when the only other pace chaser you could realistically run is Oguri cap which you can't borrow this for

>finish 2nd two times in a row because I'm edigng stats to get the last friendships done
>"let's do a race to regain the lost fans, I can afford that much"
>Caged and 12th
>59.000 fans by valentines

Another abandoned run it is

>>535971990
Teio has a pretty good kit for end closing though

How hard is it to get groundwork from Golshi/Oguri SSR?

I failed two runs back to back with Matikanefukukitaru...

>>535971029
>Would you guys have sex with Urara after she loses the Arima Kinen to improve her Mood?
If she stares at me like this yes.

>>535971029
is what the sexhavers and normies do? I thought a hug wouldve been better than the back pat

Greatly (0.45) > No suffix (0.35) > Moderately (0.25) > Slightly (0.15) > Very Slightly (0.05)

imagine how big the shits oguri makes

>>535965797
You take the Belno Light carrer path and study sports science.

I will not use Oguri
I will not use Golshi
I will win using King hanalo
I will win using Ass Wonder

>>535971029
Reminds me of that post

Heh. I don't mean to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal now.

>>535971061
Uma JP has like one of the oldest average fanbase ages among mainstream gachas

>>535967484
>Tachyon A+ speed and C+ stamina and C guts by senior summer
>She drunk Cafe's coffee on accident, a migrane, and got the slacker event all at once
>Spe is the only one to rainbow train in URA, the rest are in guts or wit.
>Three star medium but 1* guts

I can't even be mad anymore.

>>535972264
*takes you're cutie*

>>535971084
Most japanese IP are extremely predatory. The devs hate gacha players, but the players keep giving them money so the abuse continues

>>535967484
Most enraging part of the game aside from randomly being given a migraine followed by 2 mood up events the same turn.
It's why I value special priority so highly now, anything to reduce the odds of 4 niggas on guts in senior year october.

>>535972408
There is a reason the trainer in CG is 40

>>535971165
Holy gamblingGOD

Teio is on my homepage right now. that cunny energy is unbeatable, invincible

Glue CM room
18467925

chink gacha is bad in its own ways you know

>hit THREE medium sparks in a single Career
>2 in the first inspire 1 in the second inspire even though I was already at S
Didn't even know that shit was possible. I've had two mediums hit at the same time before but never in separate inspirations.

Fuck it

This shit is steadily rising, stop!!!!

Thanks Narita Brian. Too bad I don’t give a FUUUCK

>>535972962
this is what sexhavers are like I imagine

>>535973000
atleast you got half of that right

Apparently I follow somebody with this Yaeno Muteki card MLB'd and the skills sound pretty good. Should I find a way to make it work or not worth trying to use a power card when trying to build a medium racer?

eh, I will just use the A Tachyon and A mayano with an evil nature I use in team trial for the CM, I'm fine beating the 60% of the players

>>535973103
there's a difference between ace grinding and parent grinding.

>>535973103
your MLB kita bwo?

yaeno what im sayin'?

>>535972408
What's the horizontal axis? This chart thinks I should be into yugioh, vtubers, hatsune miku, and instagram

>running front bakushin just because
>bought acceleration skill on accident because I was just clicking shit mindlessly
I am actually retarded

is there anywhere in game to view the 3d models?

>>535962086
>400 stamina
Your offering to the church of Nice Nature is accepted.

>>535971270
How much does she charge?

>>535972962
I don't think this is even screenshot worthy. this is the type of post that redditors think is shocking but every other coompost on this website looks like that

Getting real fucking sick of these stupid CUNTS going out for karaoke when I hit recreation.

>>535973096
A half-person deserves a half-name

>>535973234
male/female fan base

>>535973234
male vs female i assume

>>535962848
"Oh my science!" and "Smarter than u" archetype. Also safe edgy.

>>535973103
Yaeno's great for parent farming.
Dogshit for CM Ace farming because any setup that isn't 4/2 Speed/Stam sucks ass.

>>535972962
this except she learns about the joys of sex with her trainer and starts to crave it instead

>>535963016
>this get stomped
... well fuck.
Guess my Oguri is just glue material and I should run two debuffers.

Why is the president of the racing association a hum*n wom*n? Why isn't it an uma?

this but with images of agn*s t*chy*n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBp74prr7N4

>>535973103
the stats and specialty priority are quite low on that muteki card. you already have 3 stam so there's no point for more stamina/power
borrow an MLB super creek or MLB Kitasan instead

>>535971993
daily reminder that stats are fake and and race results are pre-seeded, nothing you do will change the outcome when the game decides in advance you've already lost x race, doesn't matter what your stats are
you can and will lose to 400 stat jobbers who don't meet the stamina check even with 1200 speed and S affinity

Smiling at Mayano Top Gun. Patting Mayano Top Gun's head. Caressing Mayano Top Gun's hair gently. Holding Mayano Top Gun's hand during a walk. Hugging Mayano Top Gun tight. Heart pounding only for Mayano Top Gun. Blushing while looking Mayano Top Gun in the eyes. Nervously smiling at Mayano Top Gun. Being happy with Mayano Top Gun. Mayano Top Gun undressing at home after you get back from the walk. The afternoon sunlight shining at Mayano Top Gun's perfect body. Mayano Top Gun changing into comfy clothes. Mayano Top Gun cooking a meal for you. Gently holding Mayano Top Gun from behind while she's preparing the food. Burying your face in Mayano Top Gun's hair that smells like sunflowers, summer and sunshine. Kissing Mayano Top Gun's neck softly. Holding Mayano Top Gun's waist with one hand while caressing her tummy with the other. Mayano Top Gun slowly pushing her body against yours. Lifting up Mayano Top Gun's skirt and grabbing her soft butt. Mayano Top Gun letting out a quiet moan. Kissing Mayano Top Gun more intensely. Mayano Top Gun pushing her butt against you. Caressing Mayano Top Gun's back and reaching down to pull her panties to the side. Massaging Mayano Top Gun's lips with one finger. Pushing a finger into Mayano Top Gun. Getting Mayano Top Gun more and more excited until she can't hold back. Mayano Top Gun pulling her panties down completely. Mayano Top Gun guiding you inside. Making love to Mayano Top Gun. Passionate sex with Mayano Top Gun. Doggystyle with Mayano Top Gun. Switching to missionary with Mayano Top Gun. Holding Mayano Top Gun tight while you both cum. Pulling away and looking into Mayano Top Gun's sparkling eyes. Kissing your love, Mayano Top Gun on the lips. Eventually marrying your wife, Mayano Top Gun. Impregnating your wife, Mayano Top Gun. Having a family together with Mayano Top Gun. Living life to its fullest with Mayano Top Gun. Being the happiest you both ever been with your dedicated, loving wife, Mayano Top Gun.

>>535973750
me on the left

Rice Shower needs bigger ears

>it's another great start to the run then all my speed cards decide to sit on guts and wit for the rest of the career episode
getting tired...

>>535973539
>because any setup that isn't 4/2 Speed/Stam sucks ass.
Trvknvke, 4/2 Speed/Stam with Stam parents is objectively the best set up for everything other than sprinters.

>Get almost all supports to orange before debut with amazing luck
>Now I have to waste turns in winning a maiden race

It's always rigged, they box you if you get too lucky

>>535973750
>fat ugly ntr man henchman
You just know

>triple Velocity
>Stam Speed growths
>Built for Medium Long

Guaranteed to win Gemini Cup

>>535972996
we're already on our way to thursday bwo
they're not even gonna break 480k

>>535969652
yep, that's an instant save

>>535973925
>>535973917
>not running front in miles

Running the crown races when they are not part of your career feels so fucked up lol

I mean, the other girls are probably having their own whole anime emotional arcs trying to achieve their life dream or winning a triple crown or whatever and here you come in with your Uma:

>Toreina-san I'm kinda low on energy today, also I'm in a bad mood, can we skip training?
>Sure, why not lmao, let's sign you up for the Japanese Derby to kill time instead
>Win first place
>Ooops, did you need that for your triple crown lol?
>Other umas probably having mental breakdowns in the background
>Go back to training for your G2 goal race like nothing happened

>>535973907
How do you make a long/medium late surger have enough power to work properly with 4 speed/ 2 stam? Power gains from speed training are always going to be half of speed ones more or less

>>535972962
Haru Urara would accidentally rape her trainer and not realize what she did was wrong.

>>535974083
You can easily get 600+ power with that set up.

>>535973654
oooooo thats good. kinda like teaching feeling.

>>535972962
It's a rape or be raped world. The sooner haru urara understands this the better.

>>535973956
>Beeline Burst
Trash
>Body and Mind
Trash
>Shadowbreak
Shooting Star but with more finnicky conditions

>>535973821
only good post ITT

bwo this is class 6...

why does every uma have triangle compat with haru...

>>535974303
>+600 power
don't you need like 900 for it to be worth it?

my TT team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDp9b19wglw

>>535974051
Fuck you cunt, every time I do this and job one of you chucklefucks inevitably goes >hurr durr running front I'M SICK OF IT

>>535974083
MLB Kita and MLB King Halo both give +1 power per speed/power/guts training they participate in. This combined with any sort of power inherit and choosing the power answer when possible on costume/trainee events will leave you with 700-800 power easy because you're going to train speed a lot.

>>535974438
release the loli already, cygayyyyyyy

>>535974071
The mistake of those umas was in not being scouted by trainer-san (you) first, even urara can win the arima kinen if you cheat the living shit out of it take care of her training personally

>>535973750
umas die early

Raisu

>>535974472
>Mlb king halo
Best I can do is MLB Narita taishin and MLB eishin flash
The monkey's pawn made it so that I get these MLB and LB2 tosho and king halo

When will her mom be playable? I’m sick of catering to this JOBBER

>>535974393
Hell no, 800 is the max you ever need to invest in and that's after speed/stamina.

>>535974442
>not falling for the front meme

>>535970981
Fanbox

>>535972962
this post sucks

Idk how to play this game, but I'm having fun
captcha: 0HARD

>>535974472
So you want 9* stam and 9*pwr parents for late?

My best vodka so far

>>535974650
its like kids wanting to be adults without realizing how soulless the adult life is
enjoy it anon

>>535974581
Eishen atleast has godlike events, great hints (moreso if it's a latesurger) and great bonuses even if her speciality priority is low.
Taishin's card is so fucking bad in comparison. I think almost every single SSR speed card just beats it even with no dupes

finally done with the golshi event
took longer than i expected

sex with tazuna

>>535973956
>Maverick
>skill is Lone Wolf
k

>>535974672
Not 9* power. I've been able to get 800-900 power with 3-6*s worth of power and the rest on stamina.
Powers a tricky stat because depending on the trainee you can unironically boost it by an extra 60-80 points just by getting certain trainee events compared to not getting them.
I'd say as long as it's 750 (with firm conditions) that's good enough as long as you're also hitting speed, stam and wit requirements as well.

Can someone please answer the question of whether limited offers for carats refresh on anniversaries or whatever?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH

me and the girls are going to hang out in guts training tomorrow, you coming?

Hey, not bad

>>535974956
maverick is shit though

>>535972962
I do not like the idea of raping Haru when she's probably the easiest Uma in the cast to get something consensual out of.
"Oh, so that's what sex is, Trainer san? That sounds fun! And you do it with someone you like? Well I like you, Trainer san so I'll do it."

What did you opt for anons?
Lone Wolf on Nice Nigger to guarantee every ace that bought it wastes 58-70 points
Lone Wolf on your ace on the off chance no one else has it?

>>535975018
Your stamina?2vjgm

>>535974781
>>535974581
I'm in the same boat. MLB taishin and sweep. LB1 king halo... I just run the MLBs because high level = good but taishin is so lame I hate her.

>>535974987
Hey, Taiki Shuttle-San, Wanna watch this fun Western called "Bone Tomahawk" with me? Its one of my favorites

Is it worth getting 150+ affinity to try to inherit the grandparents skills? Using Taiki or Maruzensky as parents gives shit affinity and the pink sparks never activate

>>535975018
>sub 1200 speed
indeed, she will make terrific glue

Better than sex.

>>535975205
Cafe and Creek just wouldn't cooperate, so I had to take Standing By and hope it procs. I don't think I'm ever replicating my inspiration luck with this one.

>>535975216
MY NAME

>>535975171
Lonewolf and Lucky 7 on all 3 aces

man golshit had it easy keeping herself on the outside for the final stretch. Where are vodka's fov skills?

>>535975171
the former

>>535972962
Rape is actually not traumatic by default. You need to be socialized in a certain way to know what's being done to you is wrong. This is why men typically aren't horrified by the idea of a decently pretty woman raping them. Haru Urara would be similar I think.

If my mayano is better then gold ship should I just run 2 pace instead?

>>535975171
I'm not wasting my skill points on the prisoners dilemma

post >yfw
>pace chaser run
>spe gives hydrate

>>535975220
yeah MLB taishin feels like if I'm using a ferrari chasis because woah amazing mlb!!! But then the engine is a Chevrolet Vega 2300 with 600.000 km on it and leaks

Some of these title conditions are wild

TWELVE
TWELVE FUCKING MOOD DOWNS IN A SINGLE RUN
WHAT THE FUCK
I LOST A 3% TRAINING TOO, TWICE

>>535975556
You should see Rice's unique epithet.

>>535975513
>he isn't running oguri

>>535975556
are these just for bragging?

Do you guys run Haru as front runner even outside of her career?

sometimes i feel like crazy frog but without the crazy
or the cool bike

>>535964376
Double Turbo

>>535975556
the most bullshit condition had to be nice nature
because you had to place 3rd in at least 3 G1s (real life track record)
good fucking luck deliberately landing 3rd place

I fucking hate Grass Wonder.
Should have been the one but of course her speed training partners don't want to show up when she's such a stupid cunt that fails multiple 10% trainings in a run and gets 7th place in races she is way overtrained for.

how much stamina do I need for a sprint/Mile uma?
Is 600 enough to not worry about stamina at all?

I kinda wish the trainers in the series were male Umas since I feel like every romantic dynamic with an Uma is kinda lopsided where they can murder you at anytime.

Test

>>535975556
ironically this one isnt that hard to get. daiwa's career is piss easy.