Uma Musume
This is your family now.
There is nothing more cucked than having multiple daughters.
The fuck is this bullshit?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:11:50 PM
No.715970557
>>715978097
>>715978360
>>715970475 (OP)
First-rate trainers report in!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:11:57 PM
No.715970564
>>715972427
>>715982670
La Negros Kitasanyol de Umamusume
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:12:23 PM
No.715970594
>>715970475 (OP)
She would be a fun wife and mom
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:12:35 PM
No.715970607
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:12:45 PM
No.715970618
>>715970869
>>715969795
Doesn't she straight up have a scene where trainer-san has to just sit there and watch for several hours as she tries to fight her own reflection only to give up and admit that her truest rival- Herself- Is beyond defeat? Her narcissism would probably make her think her reflection is too pure to be touched even by herself.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:13:00 PM
No.715970630
>>715975079
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:13:05 PM
No.715970636
>>715970515
This meme was made by jealous yentas btw
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:15:34 PM
No.715970818
>>715971181
Mambo thread
Mambo franchise
Mambo pride worldwide
>>715970475 (OP)
Why does this game pander to the belly stuffer fetishists so much?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:16:07 PM
No.715970869
>>715970618
She touches the mirror as part of the competition actually she is unable to resist. There is also an event where she takes you to an amusement park and has to rush you out of a funhouse because she was afraid youβd be overwhelmed by too many reflections of her
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:16:48 PM
No.715970913
>>715970857
Horses get a big belly when they eat a lot.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:17:55 PM
No.715970985
>>715971323
>>715970547
UraraGODS
Maybe it's your Stamina. It's very strong in PvP, even on Mile distances.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:18:42 PM
No.715971029
>>715970515
only if you let other men touch them instead of keeping them for yourself as God intended
Favorite song currently in the juke box? And favorite song in general, from all medias?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:19:33 PM
No.715971085
How should I be picking my cards.
Do I go all in on one type.
Spread thin? lil of each?
are pals cards bad
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:20:32 PM
No.715971148
>>715971323
>>715970547
lmao my 7.225 Ura just won against an A+ Oguri Cap; I'm sorry fago0t but this is an underdog win game
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:21:00 PM
No.715971181
>>715970818
Matikane board
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:21:19 PM
No.715971208
>>715974015
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:21:46 PM
No.715971237
Something's wrong with my horse
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:21:57 PM
No.715971247
>Doing rerolls on my phone for ο½·οΎβββ(οΎβοΎ)βββ!!
>Regularly getting 3-4 Dia dupes
>Seen 2 Kitasans at most
How the fuck does this even happen. Dia's design is sex but I want to go fast
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:22:36 PM
No.715971295
>>715971038
Instinctive Speed for concerts
Rising Girl as overall song
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:23:01 PM
No.715971323
>>715972605
>>715972750
>>715970985
>>715971148
But i have MLB Kitatasan, Why do i lose?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:23:13 PM
No.715971340
>>715971439
>>715970475 (OP)
How does it feel knowing this is a guy
>>715970475 (OP)
do they have two ears or four?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:23:53 PM
No.715971392
>>715971126
Yeah it'd defeat her
By which I mean my penis of course
Why does sometimes the Creek support card never gives me Swinging Maestro? Do I have to get it from an event manually and if I miss it it's gg or what? It also happened me with Kitasan that in one run she didn't give me Professor of Curvature.
Is it random or am I doing something wrong? Am I retarded?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:24:21 PM
No.715971439
>>715971340
horse girls are girls
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:24:27 PM
No.715971450
>>715971341
Horse ears only. 4earfags get fucked.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:24:45 PM
No.715971469
didn't reroll at all, just started playing. got 4 copies of kitasan lack in 200 pulls.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:25:40 PM
No.715971530
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:25:49 PM
No.715971547
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:26:19 PM
No.715971576
>>715973391
>>715970857
Horses IRL are big eaters.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:26:31 PM
No.715971590
>>715971396
RNG failed to let you finish her event chain.
At least you're lucky once it procs you're guaranteed to get Maestro. Other cards still get the early launch jank where it's a coinflip whether you get the gold version or the base skill once their events finish.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:26:39 PM
No.715971601
Protip: I am so fucking mad
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:26:40 PM
No.715971602
>>715971396
Swinging Maestro and Professor of Curvature are both tied to card events so you have to hope you go through the support card's entire event chain if you want those skills.
What is your headcanon for the reason Tazuna hides being a Uma?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:28:45 PM
No.715971742
>>715971697
she's a human women
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:28:51 PM
No.715971751
>>715971697
Too powerful and the world would go ballistic.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:29:14 PM
No.715971779
>>715971697
That's a perfectly ordinary human woman though.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:29:30 PM
No.715971798
>>715971341
Horse girls have Schrodinger's human ears.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:30:20 PM
No.715971863
>>715971697
Nah, Iβd winβ¦
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:31:41 PM
No.715971960
>>715972134
Marvelous Sunday~
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:31:50 PM
No.715971971
>>715971341
look at the phones.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:31:57 PM
No.715971976
>>715971396
I didn't run full SSR support deck just because of that. SR got shorter events chain (2 instead of 3), so it really help prevent missing the SSR finishing events.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:32:27 PM
No.715972012
>>715971697
She doesn't want people bothering her to race.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:32:34 PM
No.715972026
>>715972250
>>715972258
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:33:25 PM
No.715972080
>>715976093
When's her banner?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:33:52 PM
No.715972113
>>715971697
The RL injury that ended Tokino's career still probably happened here. There's an event in-game with her where she falls and gets nervous about you checking her ankle. I think while she's at the point now where she can still walk around and even run (like when she captured Taiki Shuttle), if she actually began professionally training and returned to racing, she'd run the risk of her injury flaring back up and possibly becoming worse. A 'forced into retirement' case who doesn't want to be given condolences or be treated as a washed up athlete, and so who instead has taken on a new identity where she can help future Uma's reach their dreams.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:34:07 PM
No.715972134
>>715971960
I want to have a marvelous time with those sundaes.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:35:16 PM
No.715972207
>>715971697
She's hiding her entire identity, as the war veteran phantom horse.
If she were an uma, people might recognize her or ask her who she is, with a human disguise no one would think about her real identity.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:35:27 PM
No.715972218
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:36:07 PM
No.715972250
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:36:18 PM
No.715972258
>>715972026
Behead those who insult Wit
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:36:40 PM
No.715972281
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:37:07 PM
No.715972324
>>715970515
Hear me out anon.
daughterwives.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:38:51 PM
No.715972427
>>715970564
her name is La Kita Negra
I wonder what happened to that guy who drank horse electrolyte for workout.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:40:42 PM
No.715972554
So do they have human pussies or horse pussies?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:40:45 PM
No.715972559
>>715972636
>>715972484
Heart probably exploded
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:41:00 PM
No.715972581
>>715971126
how do you even beat her?
her stats are too high
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:41:22 PM
No.715972605
>>715972909
>>715971323
Stamina is actually important in PvP.
>He fucks uma
Remember to marry only ningen.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:41:42 PM
No.715972632
>>715973049
>>715972484
man I gotta drinkmaxx too!?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:41:44 PM
No.715972636
>>715972559
Good idea, yay or neigh?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:41:46 PM
No.715972637
>>715970515
*hits pipe*
Women who raise sons are the ultimate cuckqueans Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - singing him lullabies, taking him to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet to grow up big and strong, educating him, playing with him, giving him loving hugs. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually be fucked in every hole by him.
Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to ride his thick cock every night. She gets the benefits of his strong but sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.
As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuckquean. Think about it logically.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:42:33 PM
No.715972680
>>715972484
would they call umas vaccine deniers if they consumed horse dewormer?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:42:51 PM
No.715972703
>>715971038
>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>BAKUSHIN BAKUHSIN BAKUSHIN
>BAKUSHIN
>BAKUSHIN
>BAKU-SHIN SHIN
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:43:34 PM
No.715972750
>>715979441
>>715971323
URA scenario career mode has a hidden +400 bonus to all stats. Stamina matter alot outside of it because an uma will only jogs toward the finish if she is out of stamina.
>Uma only really popular in Japan
>They respect the no porn of the horse girls and there's only few
>Game gets released on Steam
>All hell break lose and the internet is filled with horse pussy
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:44:22 PM
No.715972807
Gold ship has over 500 offspring and can cum in an efficient minute, he also has a 99 percent impregnation record, dude is working harder than when he was a race horse.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:44:45 PM
No.715972830
>>715972618
No, I don't wanna. Just for that I'm gonna fuck 2 umas.
>>715971697
Is the director one too
?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:45:05 PM
No.715972845
>>715975429
>>715972757
Agnes Tachyon WANTS to show you her uma hole
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:45:22 PM
No.715972873
>>715972757
Yakuza can't get me over here in burger land, and if they try I'll open my gun safe and show them why the Japs lost ww2.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:45:49 PM
No.715972891
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:45:53 PM
No.715972896
>>715972757
Nips are KEKS all umas are literally on your dick and they do NOTHING with that
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:45:58 PM
No.715972909
>>715972969
>>715973010
>>715972605
back then a human male could go through his whole life without seeing an umamusu
now, thanks to the internet, every single man knows that umas are superior to human women in every single aspect
sadly, their days are numbered
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:46:23 PM
No.715972940
>>715972838
Looks like one, would like to see her hat pop up for a second from her ears.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:46:58 PM
No.715972969
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:47:05 PM
No.715972975
>>715972838
the cat is the director, the rest of it a doll controlled with psychic puppetry
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:47:36 PM
No.715973010
>>715973181
>>715972909
>sadly, their days are numbered
How?
Even "human" men can have the uma gene from their female ancestors and have uma daughters
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:47:58 PM
No.715973029
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:48:22 PM
No.715973049
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:49:09 PM
No.715973097
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:49:18 PM
No.715973107
Every time I see Goldship interact with McQueen (or Gold Ship interact with anyone in general) Iβm reminded of this
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:49:20 PM
No.715973109
Do uma's wink at me?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:49:21 PM
No.715973110
>>715972757
Yakuza canβt stop the world from drawing porn. Go figure.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:50:01 PM
No.715973137
>>715972618
Ningen? Fake and gay. 2D Uma Ainaru aidoru daughteru with magical immortality? Real and based
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:50:35 PM
No.715973174
>>715970475 (OP)
Goldship is a male horse
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:50:41 PM
No.715973181
>>715973354
>>715973010
I meant human women
IIRC male->uma marriages are more likely to create umas so it's really just a matter of time
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:51:10 PM
No.715973210
Man I wanna send gold ship to the glue factory(my cock and balls)
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:52:07 PM
No.715973265
>>715973847
>>715974303
human women have to compete against THIS...
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:52:23 PM
No.715973285
>>715973383
>>715973429
>>715972838
Take a guess.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:52:47 PM
No.715973312
>>715973628
>>715973208
You're on thin ice buddy
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:53:22 PM
No.715973354
>>715973947
>>715973181
Not really a uma and a man can have a non uma daughter since umas are still dead horses from our universe that are reborn as umas
This logic does fall flat when you notice still alive horses are umas
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:53:51 PM
No.715973383
>>715973429
>>715973474
>>715973285
I'm afraid it's time for your meds.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:54:00 PM
No.715973391
>>715974152
>>715974481
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:54:20 PM
No.715973426
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:54:24 PM
No.715973429
Mayano Top Cun fags, your response?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:54:56 PM
No.715973474
>>715973383
I bet she has a cute tail
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:54:58 PM
No.715973476
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:55:01 PM
No.715973480
>>715973543
Favorite broodmare?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:55:13 PM
No.715973487
>>715973446
the weak should fear the strong
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:55:20 PM
No.715973492
So the end is just going through Ura finals and getting 1 wit spark with 1100 speed?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:55:56 PM
No.715973543
>>715973480
Holy sweet Jesus, I want to give her all of my glue.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:56:13 PM
No.715973554
>>715972757
Uma got a surge of porn after the generative AI boom, way before Global.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:56:33 PM
No.715973579
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:56:44 PM
No.715973591
The Yakuza are gonna FREAK!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:56:58 PM
No.715973613
>>715973852
>>715973446
Do you think she was going DUN DUN DUN DUN to the tune of Danger Zone as she was closing in on her?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:57:12 PM
No.715973628
>>715973676
>>715973794
>>715973312
What do you mean?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:57:51 PM
No.715973676
>>715973730
>>715973628
why is she sitting on a chair and not my face?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:58:07 PM
No.715973694
>>715970857
stop being a porn addict
>No male Uma
>Horse don't exist either
>More Uma can only be born from a human male fucking a human female or a female Uma
Weird universe, do other farm animals exist though?
Are there cows or human female cows?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:58:15 PM
No.715973707
>>715973208
king would never do this you disgusting freak!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:58:36 PM
No.715973730
>>715973676
Because you were born 3d.
I got rice shower any tips?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:59:21 PM
No.715973794
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:59:37 PM
No.715973810
>>715973997
>>715974940
>>715973697
Imagine you're a big studly male horse, you die after like 20 years knocking up mares and wake up one day as a cute horse girl built for human dick
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:00:05 PM
No.715973847
>>715974334
>>715973265
Please help to maintain the female ningen population alive.
Marriages between human male and human females are falling over the years.
Donate your sperm! The goverment will pay good money, don't let human females become extinct!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:00:13 PM
No.715973852
>>715973613
HIIIIGHWAAAY TO THE DANGER ZOOOONE
Mayano had a huge lead as well, Golship came from position 14.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:00:18 PM
No.715973857
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:00:37 PM
No.715973880
>>715973789
Semen directly to the cervix, three times a day, 4 if there is time
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:01:05 PM
No.715973919
>>715974956
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:01:20 PM
No.715973932
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:01:31 PM
No.715973947
>>715974145
>>715973354
>umas are still dead horses from our universe that are reborn as umas
wait is that the real lore?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:01:33 PM
No.715973948
>>715974658
>>715973789
Her Finales are much easier if you do a optional long race or two since she's built for it.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:01:37 PM
No.715973953
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:01:37 PM
No.715973954
>>715974024
>>715974303
I will sacrifice myself to contain this gorilla from causing damage to the world.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:01:46 PM
No.715973965
>>715973789
yes, use her as a Front Runner. get a good Kitasan borrow if you lack one. Run her with 3 speed cards/2wit/1stamina, max out her speed.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:02:15 PM
No.715973996
>>715970475 (OP)
>>715970475 (OP)
>This is your family now.
Looks pretty stable to me
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:02:15 PM
No.715973997
>>715974219
>>715973810
Does he/she keep the memories of the past life though?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:02:26 PM
No.715974012
>>715971697
Just like Stephen from SMT, she's holding back and the moment she stops, hell will break lose
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:02:28 PM
No.715974015
>>715971208
why didn't they just give that horse big anal plugs for motivation
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:02:35 PM
No.715974024
>>715973954
I can't let you do this alone
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:02:36 PM
No.715974026
You can't compete Mayanofags, he's always gonna have her heart.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:02:55 PM
No.715974051
Hey punk, who said you could be your smelly little cock to the boss's race horse?!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:03:55 PM
No.715974132
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:04:06 PM
No.715974145
>>715973391
>6 buckets on a diet
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:04:21 PM
No.715974161
>>715974379
mejiro mcslut
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:04:23 PM
No.715974163
>>715973789
Break a leg, anon!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:04:29 PM
No.715974171
>cunt decides to fail a 6% +80 spd training
>goes into 2 straight mood down events
>forced to race with awful mood
thanks obama
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:04:38 PM
No.715974181
>>715974316
personally I'm really uncomfortable by the amount of ecchi being posted ITT
umas are not for sexual
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:04:50 PM
No.715974202
>>715974879
>Be born ningen women
>Have to compete with literal genetically superior beings for chad
Never stood a chance...
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:04:58 PM
No.715974209
>>715974152
Imagine having a whole barn with Oguri Cap and having to work to keep your family fed.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:05:07 PM
No.715974219
>>715973997
It'd be way hotter if they did.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:05:14 PM
No.715974227
I want King Halo to do this pose while laughing and stepping on my dick.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:05:16 PM
No.715974230
>>715973697
nope it's only horse girls, everything else is the same
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:05:30 PM
No.715974243
>>715973697
There's an event where Taiki goes on a rodeo competition where they use a mechanical bull, she also mentions real bulls. I think I also remember a character mentioning a cow.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:05:44 PM
No.715974259
ANIKI THEY ARE POSTING LEWDS!!!!!!
Alright bros
I just got my last Kitasan with 50 pulls left. Should I dump my last 7500 carats into the banner just to use the pity on Diamond?
Honestly I'm tempted to let the exchange points go and roll for something else instead.
BTW if anyone still needs a MLB Kita my ID is 934 977 021 741
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:06:07 PM
No.715974303
>>715973265
>>715973954
Gentildonnafags should remember she jobs really hard in face of Hishi Akebono, who is 180 and 13cm taller than her.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:06:08 PM
No.715974306
>>715974384
GRIM REMINDER
>Chinese Buffets do not exist in the Uma-verse because their business model is fundamentally unviable
>ywn have unlimited dim-sum if you have an umawife
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:06:18 PM
No.715974316
>>715974181
Go cut off your pinky, yakuza boy
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:06:37 PM
No.715974334
>>715974379
>>715973847
>a human female has a chance of giving birth to an uma
>uma have a high tendency to have multiple children with an even higher chance of giving birth to umas
The human female race is doomed.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:06:52 PM
No.715974343
>>715974410
>>715974442
Dr. Trainer? I'm UIA.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:07:18 PM
No.715974379
>>715974557
>>715974161
>keigo ojou-sama in slutty outfit
aaah...my kink....
>>715974334
disgusting
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:07:22 PM
No.715974384
>>715974306
I'll just make her live off of cum
>In todays news, famous ex-trainer died from dehydration in efforts to feed his horse wife.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:07:39 PM
No.715974410
>>715974343
Eww. keep your lowbrow capeshit out of my Uma. Kimoi
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:07:40 PM
No.715974416
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:08:09 PM
No.715974442
>>715974343
Is this a Banepost?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:08:26 PM
No.715974464
This nigga was rlly alpha testing uma musume
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:08:27 PM
No.715974467
>>715974280
no, diamond is just a nice stat stick, nor worth wasting ur carrots. just save them.
t.got 3 Diamonds and shes just ok
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:08:44 PM
No.715974481
>>715973391
>6 buckets
>put on a diet
oh my fucking god
quit it with the coomposting
don't turn these threads into the usual gachaslop /e/posting
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:09:04 PM
No.715974508
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:09:47 PM
No.715974552
>>715975610
>>715974502
fuck you faggot, if you dont like coomposts just ignore them, simple as
>>715974379
>kink is sexy woman in sexy outfit
Holy normal fag taste there. Fuck off to reddit.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:10:16 PM
No.715974590
>>715974502
To be fair it is a gacha game. It's probably inevitable.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:10:37 PM
No.715974614
>>715974557
I've seen what those fags like, sexy woman in sexy clothing is basically extremely kinky
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:10:53 PM
No.715974630
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:11:09 PM
No.715974643
>>715974557
>retard has no idea about gap moe
many such cases. i only like that image cause it's McQueen.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:11:19 PM
No.715974650
You can all stop posting my Umawife. She is happily married and planning our family life and best methods of conception.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:11:26 PM
No.715974658
>>715974858
>>715973948
I'll keep this in mind. Should I bring a tazuna card? I hear rice shower has mood swings all the time
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:11:35 PM
No.715974668
>>715974502
>quit it with the coomposting
>don't turn these threads into the usual gachaslop /e/posting
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:12:00 PM
No.715974695
>>715974280
She's not great, just save up to pull for Umas since there are a few coming up that you might want to pull for like Seiun Sky, Narita Brian and Christmas Oguri Cap
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:12:22 PM
No.715974714
>>715974502
there's like 3 or 4 of them, usually they do their thing for like half an hour and then fuck off
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:12:23 PM
No.715974717
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:12:28 PM
No.715974721
>>715974557
>if you dont have shitting dicknipples anal vore fetish you're reddit
>stop liking sexy girls
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:12:30 PM
No.715974725
I love how much gachas cause /v/ to seethe
seethe more for me, queers
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:12:32 PM
No.715974728
It's not lewdposting. I was just expressing my love.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:12:38 PM
No.715974734
I applied to der/v/
pls respond
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:12:51 PM
No.715974748
>>715974881
>>715980098
>>715974152
What does her name mean?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:13:19 PM
No.715974783
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:13:19 PM
No.715974784
>>715974502
We need to get it out of our system.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:13:42 PM
No.715974814
>>715974865
>>715975069
So uh...basically...for Career mode, at the moment, speed is king? I literally won like 7 URA's in a row, with various umas, including Haru, just by maxxing speed/wit with Kitasan Nigger.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:14:21 PM
No.715974858
>>715974658
I didn't have a major issue with her in my two attempts which ended up as B+s but as always can be RNG. Endurance much more important than usual for longs.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:14:24 PM
No.715974861
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:14:31 PM
No.715974865
>>715974814
Yes. Career mode has a hidden +400 boost
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:14:40 PM
No.715974879
>>715974202
how do you compete with this
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:14:43 PM
No.715974881
>>715974748
doesent it mean literally like Big Eater?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:15:49 PM
No.715974940
>>715975024
>>715973810
Some horses may not get any horse pussy but then they get reborn as a uma girl.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:15:50 PM
No.715974945
Winking Uma pussy gripping human cock...
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:16:01 PM
No.715974956
>>715973919
Didn't know Kitasan hid her kitasans THAT much
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:16:38 PM
No.715974998
>>715974502
A little bit of coom won't hurt though. It's futile to try to police threads and make people post what you want, you can only lead by example. Frontrunning, if you will
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:16:50 PM
No.715975015
>>715975220
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:17:05 PM
No.715975024
>>715974940
They don't get any horse pussy, but they will get human cock when reborn.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:17:10 PM
No.715975032
>Rainbow SSR bookmark appears
>
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:17:51 PM
No.715975069
>>715975182
>>715974814
You win with anything if you have the stamina, but good luck outside of career if you're not pumping 600 minimum.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:17:58 PM
No.715975079
>>715970630
God damn it why are horse sized horse girls so FUCKING HOT?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:18:25 PM
No.715975116
I've got that song Georgy Porgy stuck in my head, which horse fits best.
So these two losers are roommates? That explains everything.
Academy officials really are some bastards.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:19:26 PM
No.715975169
Can I have an 8foot tall draft uma wife?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:19:33 PM
No.715975182
>>715975396
>>715975069
i didnt bother with team races really, just enjoying career and grinding for cool uma sparks. what's a good general STAM ammount to go for if i ever want to do the minimum of daily team races and not suck at low tiers? 600 seems a bit high.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:19:53 PM
No.715975210
is matitan's card any good? the skills don't seem tailored for any style in particular
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:19:57 PM
No.715975220
>>715975015
MY IMOUTO IS AERODYNAMIC AND AT MOST A B CUP
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:20:18 PM
No.715975248
>>715973697
It's very much implied they're reincarnations of the actual horses. so gold ship doesn't know mejiro mcqueen is his grandfather. and rice shower doesn't know what happened in her past life...
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:20:19 PM
No.715975251
>>715975336
>>715975395
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:20:32 PM
No.715975270
>>715972838
Do you think under her clothes she makes her tail a belt like saiyans do?
seeing Umas getting lewded makes me extremely uncomfortable. The show is way too wholesome for that shit. I feel like a turbofaggot for even mentioning this
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:20:50 PM
No.715975286
>>715975153
Don't call my wife a loser.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:21:29 PM
No.715975336
>>715975457
>>715975251
Man, atleast TRY to make the numbers plausible
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:21:57 PM
No.715975372
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:22:08 PM
No.715975384
>>715981493
>>715975272
Some umas sexualize themselves though
Like look at this shit, this is her actual outfit.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:22:17 PM
No.715975395
>>715976552
>>715975251
Scale doesn't exactly match the numbers
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:22:19 PM
No.715975396
>>715975517
>>715975182
you get a stealth stat buff in career so every race there is easier than daily/trials, 600 is the bare minimum for any horse besides sprinters who can get away with 400. You'll want to give them more as the distances go up or teach them golden recovery skills to keep up, it's the most important stat of them all.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:22:51 PM
No.715975429
>>715972845
Number 1 breeder in Japan
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:23:07 PM
No.715975445
>>715975272
this nigga new to the internet
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:23:15 PM
No.715975451
>>715975491
>>715975626
Thoughts on Taiki Shuttle?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:23:20 PM
No.715975457
>>715975529
>>715975336
>megumin
>no hat
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:23:50 PM
No.715975491
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:24:01 PM
No.715975504
>>715975660
I keep seeing people bring up the real horses backstories as these "don't google it at 3AM" type horror stories but they always end up being shit like "yeah the horse broke their leg and got sent to the glue factory." It's not exactly shocking. I feel like there's some analogy to be made with the idol industry considering that's also an aspect of uma musume but I'm probably thinking too deeply about it.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:24:11 PM
No.715975517
>>715975731
>>715975396
all of the URA winners had corner maestro and professor of curvature, forgot to mention. does corner maestro make up for a lower stam?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:24:34 PM
No.715975529
>>715975457
The best kind of Megumin
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:25:30 PM
No.715975610
>>715976958
>>715974552
Sorry, but I prefer to fucking obliterate those I despise. Only retarded hippies let festering slime be festering slime
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:25:42 PM
No.715975626
>>715975451
Big American Titties
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:26:16 PM
No.715975660
>>715975504
It's entertainment anon. Tale as old of time of girls being attention seeking whores and doing it in droves. Idols just fall harder because an extremely unrealistic outlook on their part and their fans.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:26:26 PM
No.715975667
>>715975694
>>715977048
>Pace Chaser's stats are so high she's front running now
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:26:56 PM
No.715975694
>>715975667
i took the front runner pill
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:27:31 PM
No.715975731
>>715975517
yeah Maestro is like 200 extra stamina if it procs, more gold stamina skills = more consistency. It's why pace chasers are so good, they have access to Swinging and Gourmand.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:28:12 PM
No.715975778
>>715977175
>>715974152
What exactly was happening in the original pic? Ogurin is a polite girl who wouldn't turn up a fuss like that.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:28:15 PM
No.715975782
>>715970475 (OP)
Everytime I see this artist I'm reminded of their guro alt and pop a halfchub
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:28:31 PM
No.715975805
>>715975718
third time I fell for it
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:28:56 PM
No.715975832
>>715976418
>>715977251
>>715970475 (OP)
Nah, this midget. Dummy speedster with energy to spare, who wouldn't love it?
> Late Aries.
Huh, that explains
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:29:21 PM
No.715975862
>>715975718
I didn't realize she was so fucking tiny, the career perspective makes her look normal
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:29:34 PM
No.715975874
>>715975947
>>715976013
>Teio mentions
POST IT
how do I get more monies?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:30:33 PM
No.715975947
>>715975874
post what exactly?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:30:34 PM
No.715975951
>>715976684
Just splurged the last of my carats on trainees. Was really hoping for the banner McQueen. Kinda disappointing but Oguri nocap is good I guess
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:30:36 PM
No.715975952
>>715976040
>>715975902
Ask your boss for a raise.
Then suck his dick
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:31:59 PM
No.715976040
>>715975952
I gotta suck off akikawa?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:32:43 PM
No.715976093
>>715972080
Right after her sister
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:33:30 PM
No.715976136
Man if Haru Urara loses one more time I'm sending her to the glue factor, and that isn't a reference to my penis.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:34:00 PM
No.715976173
>>715976013
why did you do that to her....
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:34:18 PM
No.715976189
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:34:21 PM
No.715976193
>>715976317
>>715971126
good thing this is sfw, I almost got fired.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:35:17 PM
No.715976253
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:35:46 PM
No.715976283
>>715976602
>>715975902
I'm going to show you how to acquire free money.
Step 1. Open up a Blue sky account
Step 2. Paint your face brown if it isn't as already brown and wear a muslim scarf
Step 3. Larp as a Palestinian trapped in Gaza and ask for donations
Step 4. Watch as leftist retards donate money to you
Easy peasy
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:36:18 PM
No.715976317
>>715976193
You can see the anus in great detail, don't zoom it. What are you Korean agent with no porn allowed?
Tell me about these horses
Is it only Nippon horses or other famous horses around the world got their own girls?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:37:51 PM
No.715976418
>>715976712
>>715975832
TRAINERS WHO CAN'T TAKE A CHANCE ON A FUCKING 2% RISK WITH HER, THAT'S WHO! I'VE BAKUSHINNED 40S AND BAKUSHINNED 50S AND THAT RETARD WINS NEARLY ALL HER RACES BEFORE EUGENICS AND KITASANMAXXING! MOTHERFUCKING TOKAI TEIO!!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:37:59 PM
No.715976426
>>715976368
Sargent Reckless gets to become a girl
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:38:10 PM
No.715976442
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:38:42 PM
No.715976483
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:38:50 PM
No.715976491
>>715976579
>>715976013
I'm glad Koreans are going extinct.
>>715975395
That's massively over-doing it.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:40:05 PM
No.715976579
>>715976491
Thank fucking God, they're the reason for all the shitted hentai spam.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:40:18 PM
No.715976593
>>715976013
why be mean to a cute uma?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:40:22 PM
No.715976602
>>715976717
>>715976730
>>715976283
>These people are being genocided? HOOOOLLYYY I need to larp as one of them and try to bait retards from the first world into giving me money
I feel doing this immediately plunges you into one of the deepest pits of hell. Instrumentalizing suffering to trick people into giving you money
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:41:20 PM
No.715976680
>>715976783
>>715976802
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:41:24 PM
No.715976684
>>715976772
>>715975951
>Was really hoping for the banner McQueen.
Banner McQueen is kinda busted. I don't know if regular McQueen is worse or if Asmongold is just retarded but her route was shockingly easy and her ability is perfect for Silence Suzuka. Once I breed her with Silence Suzuka at 3* Stam, I'll have the ultimate BAKUSHIN!!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:41:38 PM
No.715976705
>Last turn
>30% Risk
>Fails
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:41:41 PM
No.715976712
>>715977931
>>715976418
lol, I did a test on the game while a fun game it wouldn't get my money at all, I failed at least two under 30% chance training chances. That's Just X-Com Baby! She lost a few good races due to not having high enough stamina to last long enough in 2nd place. Got her for free as well so no regrets trying her out. I like Toei's dumb go getter energy tbfh.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:41:47 PM
No.715976717
>>715976602
Seethe I already acquired $3,503 dollarinos without doing anything. Feels good
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:42:01 PM
No.715976724
>>715977072
>>715976552
Looks good to me
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:42:08 PM
No.715976730
>>715976602
Taking money from leftists isn't stealing, they aren't people to begin with
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:42:12 PM
No.715976738
>>715977125
>>715976368
Only Japanese horses are playable. Foreign horses can appear if they get permission, or if a foreign horse was very important to a race (Montjeu for Special Week) then they'll use a legally distinct name for them instead (Broye). Though they did eventually get the rights to Montjeu miraculously enough and had her be an in-game Super Boss.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:42:36 PM
No.715976772
>>715976684
I just think she's cute
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:42:49 PM
No.715976783
>>715976680
yeah she expects you to clean up her uma manure
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:42:59 PM
No.715976796
>>715976552
> They can't for some reason do the good old:
> Prison height bar behind them for the line up shot to calculate proper distances.
1 inch is always 1 inch.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:43:02 PM
No.715976802
>>715980198
>>715976680
Daiwa looks huge
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:43:16 PM
No.715976826
>>715976860
>>715970475 (OP)
>only 5
The real Gold Ship has almost 100x times that and so will my wife.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:43:46 PM
No.715976860
>>715976826
Your wife is my side chick
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:43:58 PM
No.715976882
>>715978004
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:44:02 PM
No.715976884
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:44:10 PM
No.715976897
>>715973789
I hate this moody bitch and her giant head so much it's unreal
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:44:32 PM
No.715976924
>>715977017
>>715974280
>pie-o-my
based
>>715972484
your post made me investigate the horse supplement rabbithole. Horse supplements are based on human supplements and the electrolytes they sell for horse are actually great for humans too. I will probably buy this shit too kek
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:45:02 PM
No.715976958
>>715977237
>>715975610
And dumb assholes like you needs to be stopped.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:45:35 PM
No.715976996
Gold City > Gold Ship
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:45:51 PM
No.715977017
>>715976924
I'm tempted to make a New Jersey Family club
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:46:18 PM
No.715977048
>>715975667
This but late surger
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:46:21 PM
No.715977054
>>715976945
It's the concentration: it's heart explosion powder
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:46:21 PM
No.715977056
>>715979541
>>715980194
Anyone have any approximations on when the Nice Nature Run and Win banner will show up in Global? I intend to save my carrats for her, but I suppose that would be rather moot if that banner will take a whole year or two to arrive
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:46:24 PM
No.715977059
>>715971038
Bakushin/Unlimited impact!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:46:34 PM
No.715977072
>>715977201
>>715976724
> Squat down just a bit to be able to orally pleasure the horse-woman while she's standing.
That's just utilitarian.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:47:16 PM
No.715977125
>>715976738
Yeah I was wondering if Kincsem was in the game but I guess she is way to precious for my country to give her name away
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:47:33 PM
No.715977150
>>715975902
Actually doing careers and not jobbing them just to collect dailies.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:47:44 PM
No.715977167
>prepared to pass pops up when she's already in the lead
They're fighting battles we can't even imagine
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:47:57 PM
No.715977175
>>715975778
I think it's one of those AI generated pics of wizards causing chaos in restaurants
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:48:16 PM
No.715977201
>>715977382
>>715977072
I adjusted the height of the trainer to the picture. GolShi is receiving standing cunnilingus
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:48:42 PM
No.715977237
>>715977714
>>715976958
Awww, did that hit too close to home? Good. May the flames of shame consume you until there is nothing left.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:48:47 PM
No.715977245
>>715975718
>"heh, it'd be funny if Aniki showed u-"
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:48:50 PM
No.715977251
>>715977480
>>715981142
>>715975832
I just love hearing her name, especially near the end of the race. It's really fun to say. And I love being greeted with this sight when I get on. I haven't used her past the first career attempt because I want to make sure I can give her the perfect career and I need better sparks.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:49:07 PM
No.715977275
>>715978037
>>715978254
>>715970475 (OP)
I will play your game if they add Skibidi Rizz
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:49:24 PM
No.715977301
>>715976945
I was talking about this thing specifically
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:49:56 PM
No.715977338
>>715979096
>try Gold Ship's career on a whim
>it's kino
End runner is really the most spectacular style. Coming back from position 14-15 to close the large gap on the lead and overtaking it right at the end is KINO
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:50:11 PM
No.715977363
>>715977563
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:50:24 PM
No.715977382
>>715977201
>GolShi is receiving standing cunnilingus
As she should
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:50:54 PM
No.715977426
>>715971697
Tazuna the hidden Ultramarine...
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:51:19 PM
No.715977457
Maybe Super Creek's skill is broken but she mows through careers as a pacer with me barely even putting anything on speed while just focusing on power and stamina.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:51:38 PM
No.715977480
>>715977512
>>715977251
Why's this brat so smug?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:52:01 PM
No.715977502
>>715977669
How come there is no fan-content about Bakushin being the Anon's wife or having daughters with her?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:52:06 PM
No.715977512
>>715977480
She's all speed and power no wit.
What the FUCK is her problem?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:52:40 PM
No.715977558
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:52:43 PM
No.715977563
>>715981781
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:52:56 PM
No.715977581
>>715977513
She's just not very fast, but she's trying her hardest!
GANBARE URARA-CHAN!!
Why are westerners obsessed with gigantism and humiliation?
>>715977502
Because she explicit rejects that idea and says that you are just trainer and trainee in an event
Did you skip and bakushin'd all her career dialogue?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:54:40 PM
No.715977698
>>715977513
you wanna go m8
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:55:03 PM
No.715977714
>>715977237
Your burning shame is no match for my blazing degeneracy. I hope they keep coomposting.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:55:13 PM
No.715977732
>>715976945
Report your findings please.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:55:55 PM
No.715977786
>>715977604
Whose this "we". I like them being human sized and don't care for humiliation.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:56:09 PM
No.715977807
>>715977669
Nope but that doesn't stop anon.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:56:39 PM
No.715977853
>>715977513
Just a bit of salt
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:56:57 PM
No.715977881
>>715977979
>>715978074
Super Urara
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:57:24 PM
No.715977915
>>715978175
so is the strat for career mode to just mash your face into a wall with shit runs until you can start building legacies that snowball into actually good runs or is it really just "open the credit card and buy your way into wins"
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:57:42 PM
No.715977931
>>715978154
>>715976712
30% chance is huge. 20% is huge too. If the fail percentage is over the gacha SSR chance it's pretty gucking dangerous to try it.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:57:57 PM
No.715977958
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:58:13 PM
No.715977979
>>715978272
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:58:29 PM
No.715978004
>>715975153
>>715976882
Ah yes. That dastardly ginger gremlin. Putting both best girls in the same dorm room. How sinister.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:58:54 PM
No.715978037
>>715977275
Even if they DO add Skibidi Rizz, JP will mostly likely get him first and global will get JP's sloppy seconds 4 years later.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:59:28 PM
No.715978074
>>715978787
>>715977881
>no corner maestro
BRICKEEDDDDDD
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:59:31 PM
No.715978081
>>715977513
Kissing Urara on the _____
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:59:42 PM
No.715978097
>>715978360
>>715970557
Unfortunate to see there are no other Kingu enjoyers.
I want to bring her to A, unfortunately the distance aptitude parents have shit sparks.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:00:14 PM
No.715978154
>>715977931
I know, getting 25% land made me want to try 30% but naah.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:00:28 PM
No.715978172
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:00:30 PM
No.715978175
>>715977915
pretty much. and stacking as much speed as you can while ignoring the other stats and putting your uma on Front Runner.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:00:54 PM
No.715978203
>>715978481
>>715979897
Saint Boy when, he's the world's most famous horse.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:01:20 PM
No.715978234
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:01:29 PM
No.715978246
OP is a faggot
>>715977275
We need Fortnite Dance
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:01:45 PM
No.715978272
>>715978772
>>715977979
It'd nothing special. In retrospect she probably really doesn't need 2 stam cards.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:02:21 PM
No.715978314
>>715975902
>how do I get more monies?
pick an easy uma career and focus on winning as much races as possible
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:02:40 PM
No.715978339
>>715977669
To be fair, Bakushin is also Bakushin. I feel like it could happen and she would be none the wiser about it.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:02:56 PM
No.715978360
>>715981564
>>715978097
>>715970557
My initial run went better than expected. Her story was really nice as well once she stopped trying to keep up an image in front of you the whole time. It's too bad most anons will just have a bad experience because her races are all over in terms of trying to prep.
>>715978254
I hope the guy who designed her draws Skibidi Rizz too.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:04:52 PM
No.715978481
>>715978530
>>715978203
When they make the show jumping Umamusume spinoff or mode.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:05:39 PM
No.715978530
>>715978916
>>715978481
>jumping horse
>doesn't jump
worthless Japanese horse; get shotgun to the face
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:07:09 PM
No.715978649
>>715978434
>>715978254
Legit great design, someone tell him on X to make Skibidi Rizz too.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:08:54 PM
No.715978772
>>715978930
>>715978272
should I use an uncapped creek or should I upgrade the McQueen stamina card with club points? I have manhattan cafe uncapped two times too
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:09:03 PM
No.715978787
>>715978074
NTA but shes a sprinter and her special is already a stamina recovery
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:10:38 PM
No.715978916
>>715979124
>>715979897
>>715978530
You wouldn't jump either if some German wench you've never seen before suddenly climbed on top of you and sat on your back.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:10:51 PM
No.715978930
>>715978772
As the other anon said, swinging maestro is really retardedly strong, so probably creek.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:10:55 PM
No.715978934
>>715977604
Only manlet like that.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:11:22 PM
No.715978967
>complete monster of a run, 15/15 races won
>get pic related
I really feel like I'm not being rewarded appropriately for my efforts. Spark chances should go up if your horse gets a higher rank.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:11:31 PM
No.715978981
>>715977669
What other umas don't want to be your wife?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:12:53 PM
No.715979096
>>715977338
More like Gape runner
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:13:13 PM
No.715979124
>>715979897
>>715978916
I read up a little on the entire thing; Saint Boy was being ridden by a russian beforehand and refused to perform as well. But the Japanese vet refused to let the german rider swap him out and at that point the horse was fully freaked out by the entire thing and shut down.
But yea, that german cunt started freaking out and mistreating the horse and fuck her with an ironpoker.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:13:24 PM
No.715979143
>>715979346
>>715979507
In general who's the best filler for this? I got
>Gold City
>Condor Pasa
>Tazuna Hayakawa
>Satono Diamond
>Special Week (shitty guts version)
>+0 marvelous sunday
I missed the MLB spd spec week.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:14:07 PM
No.715979201
>>715977513
My wife is going to wint
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:14:20 PM
No.715979219
>>715979143
>Friend card: Super Creek 1LB
What you doing bro lmao
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
Try using this.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:16:58 PM
No.715979441
>>715972750
Is it ALL stats or just stamina speed and power? Because 400+ wit is hard to imagine considering 300 wit gives a 70% chance to activate skills.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:17:01 PM
No.715979445
>>715977604
Giantess means more to love. Not sure where you're getting the humiliation shit from.
Gonna watch the anime, hope it's good. I liked the story in the game so far so i assume its the same.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:17:49 PM
No.715979507
>>715979143
Pegasus seems like a cute tomboy. I much prefer this original outfit of hers. Just tone down the wings a bit.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:18:13 PM
No.715979530
>>715979475
The anime is kino and only gets more kino the longer it goes
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:18:21 PM
No.715979541
>>715980194
>>715977056
Well? Anyone?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:18:26 PM
No.715979546
>>715979640
>>715981025
Training up a third miler for team races, smashed previous top score
Might have reached A+ with 3* spark legacies instead of Mile sparks
She lost first team trial race
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:18:52 PM
No.715979587
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:19:07 PM
No.715979604
>Here's your Umas for today, Trainer-san~
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:19:26 PM
No.715979635
5'7 here your horse wife salivates at the thought of me
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:19:34 PM
No.715979640
>>715979805
>>715979546
What in the goddamn are these stats
I kneel
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:19:50 PM
No.715979656
>>715979475
started watching because of the gacha popularity, halfway through S3 now. Definitely worth the watch, it's apex kino
also check out the episode discussions on r*ddit after each one, there's a shitload of easter eggs and horse lore that you'll completely miss otherwise. The attention to detail is staggering
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:20:10 PM
No.715979686
>>715971697
I still wonder if the Director is a human or not because she hides her ears and has the horse hair streak
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:20:13 PM
No.715979695
>>715979948
>>715980113
could a human survive an uma falling with her ass on his head?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:20:25 PM
No.715979713
>>715971697
Japanese War Criminal
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:20:29 PM
No.715979719
>>715979475
Season 1 and 3 are average at best, but everything else is kino.
Cinderella Gray especially is really good so have that to look forward too.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:21:00 PM
No.715979757
>>715979837
>>715970475 (OP)
No, this is my family.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:21:08 PM
No.715979765
>>715979862
>>715979863
Ryona of the horses is needed.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:21:09 PM
No.715979768
I will never play this game, but I appreciate all the horsecock futa pornography that it has been spawning.
Thanks, gatchafags
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:21:24 PM
No.715979783
>>715979971
>>715981869
To that guy who tried to give me advice for a King Halo run a few days ago, well, I appreciate the effort, but this was not the run.
It was a mess of nonstop trips to the infirmary, mood downs that had to be fixed, Super Creek refused to train with groups so I never could raise her friendship level, and i didn't even win 3 plushies for that SSR ticket when i got the claw machine.
I will say it is telling how strong this support deck theory set up is that i still managed to somehow claw her up to her first sprints story match regardless of how set back i was the entire time, It's just sad that her story this time ended on the note of "NAH MOM, I'D WIN, FUCK YOU" then she gets 4th while favored to win the event.
I'm happy I don't get to see what happens afterwards, I'd cry.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:21:43 PM
No.715979805
>>715979640
surprised me too, very lucky with rainbows most of the run
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:22:01 PM
No.715979837
>>715979757
Why is the gundam blushing?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:22:17 PM
No.715979858
>>715979945
>>715980228
>>715977513
To be fair I can't really understand the losers of races participating in the concerts as backup dancers. It seems like a massive humiliation ritual
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:22:20 PM
No.715979862
>>715979765
fuck off ryona fag.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:22:20 PM
No.715979863
>>715979765
Tennessee Walking Horse soring.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:22:35 PM
No.715979885
>>715979475
S1 is kind of okay.
S2 is top tier anime.
S3 is... okay too.
Ovas are ok.
Movie is awesome
Cinderella Gray is great.
>>715978203
>>715978916
>>715979124
Its always been fucking retarded to me they get assigned horses at these events at basically random. Training your horses/with your horse should be 80% of the sport, why are we pretending that for jumping the horse basically doesnt matter?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:23:24 PM
No.715979945
>>715979858
They're all good sports.
what's your favourite npc horse name?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:23:26 PM
No.715979948
>>715979695
Considering horse related accidents were still a major killer of people until the 1930s, I'd say so. Horses DO NOT like having their bums touched at all
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:23:46 PM
No.715979971
>>715980063
>>715979783
honestly, I took a look at Halo's career race schedule and left her until after I'd built up decent legacy options.
Still didn't like it
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:23:50 PM
No.715979975
>>715980202
>>715980474
What would she look like in this game?
A busty redhead?
What about personality wise?
Final boss material?
Okay this is it, my last 1500 carrats, there's no way I can make 1500 more before the event ends so if I don't get Kitasan my account is officially bricked.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:25:07 PM
No.715980063
>>715980359
>>715979971
yeah i don't think i'm touching her again until i can get her star up'd some or better legacy's
that goes for Tachyion as well, I can't get a run that isn't just her crashing out from infirmary trips and mood downs.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:25:17 PM
No.715980078
>>715980227
>>715980404
>friends watching uma for the first time and talking like their the shit while I was watching spe-chan since 2018
It's like an abstract kind of hell.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:25:32 PM
No.715980087
The lack of Homestretch haste has been destroying me. At the start, I have been able to pick it up consistently and coast off of easy wins. But now? It wonβt show up anywhere. Never inherited, never hinted. Now I canβt break out of C rank
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:25:41 PM
No.715980098
>>715974748
Oguri was the name of the horse's first owner. Cap from Dancing Cap, his father.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:25:54 PM
No.715980113
>>715979695
why is this nigga under there
>>715980047
OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>>715979897
It's literally only for the one special sporting discipline. It's a tradition. Or at least it was, unti IOC started to faggify all of the sports. There's also completely regularly show jumping where the riders ride their own horses.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:26:18 PM
No.715980151
>>715980047
Don't kys anon
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:26:18 PM
No.715980152
>>715980117
Trust the heart of the cards bro
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:26:33 PM
No.715980172
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:26:53 PM
No.715980194
>>715977056
>>715979541
Probably next year April-May
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:26:54 PM
No.715980198
>>715976802
Daiwa is huge.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:26:55 PM
No.715980202
>>715980117
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:27:25 PM
No.715980227
>>715980078
Just don't be a cunt and talk with them, enjoy the fact that there are now more than like two Uma fans in the west.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:27:25 PM
No.715980228
>>715979858
I mean thats the beauty of sport, isnt it? You either win, your remembered as rival, or your just a stepping stone to there IRL aswell. Maybe you can get a cheeky win in and are remembered for that.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:27:45 PM
No.715980251
>>715980117
I can feel her she's cute so I don't mind
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:27:49 PM
No.715980254
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:27:59 PM
No.715980270
>>715980205
FUCK YOU TEIO YOU RUINED MY DREAMS JUST LIKE YOU RUINED MY MCQUEEN RUN
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:28:03 PM
No.715980274
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:28:16 PM
No.715980286
>>715980205
Don't worry bro I'm sure cygames will give some more carots :^)
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:28:16 PM
No.715980287
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:28:24 PM
No.715980297
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:28:26 PM
No.715980301
Gold ship gets pregnant from the first impregnation 99 percent of the time. Absolutely next level fertile
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:28:54 PM
No.715980337
>>715980797
>>715979897
Being able to perform at a baseline is expected; you can't say you're unable to drive a Honda because you drive a Toyota normally.
Riding horses have temperaments, but she was just melting down like a typical woman moment and started just doing the equivalent of rage mashing the keyboard to the horse.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:29:16 PM
No.715980359
>>715980063
>Tachyion
Yep, she's my only available horse I've not run yet
Kita really helps with multiple mood up events, outside of all the other benefits
I think there's some cards that heal status as well with events, but I'm not using them
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:29:21 PM
No.715980367
>>715980047
>>715980117
Rerolling sounds like absolute hell. I always play with what I get and get spooked by the meta stuff at some point anyway. I don't need that shit immediately.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:29:41 PM
No.715980389
>>715970547
If it's not stamina, then it is power or wit. Power and wit matter a lot for shorter distances, and Oguri wants at least 800 power for Triumphant Pulse clutching anyways.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:29:50 PM
No.715980397
>>715980205
[Dream Big!] indeed
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:29:52 PM
No.715980402
>>715979946
I saw one named Shadow Stalker
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:29:52 PM
No.715980404
>>715980078
Sounds like a reason to be satisfied, don't be a snowflake.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:29:53 PM
No.715980405
Umatards are futafags in disguise
Think it is possible to get 20 more rolls before kitasan banner ends?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:30:06 PM
No.715980421
>>715980795
>completed 16 good endings for different umas
i'm getting kinda bored anons. would it have killed them to add a second scenario earlier than when JP got it?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:30:19 PM
No.715980431
>>715980660
>>715980129
it was retarded and a good change
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:30:27 PM
No.715980439
>>715980598
>>715980205
>Same thing happened but with Goldship SSR
>Hit Skip
>Another Kitasan in the mix
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:30:39 PM
No.715980449
>>715980583
>>715980660
>>715980129
>tfw no more olympic death march because women got mad they cant compete in it
why cant IRL women be like Animu women and be good sports?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:30:52 PM
No.715980474
>>715979975
So many legendary horses like this, Seabiscuit and Man o' War not being included because they are not Japanese, what a shame.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:31:02 PM
No.715980494
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:31:08 PM
No.715980503
>>715980710
>>715979946
Mini Cactus is one of my favourites. It's just cute.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:31:11 PM
No.715980508
>>715981916
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:31:31 PM
No.715980538
>>715980707
>>715981571
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:31:53 PM
No.715980570
>>715980801
>>715980412
yeah
have you done all the G1 trophies and stuff like triple crown challenges?
PVP rewards tomorrow too
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:32:09 PM
No.715980583
>>715980449
>expecting horse girls to behave respectfully and normal
It was doomed from the start
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:32:20 PM
No.715980598
>>715980439
>>Another
EXPLODE
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:33:01 PM
No.715980651
>>715980809
deflowering flower
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:33:05 PM
No.715980660
>>715980931
>>715980431
I agree. It was a retarded change.
>>715980449
Currently the IOC is in the process of removing every single discipline that doesn't get a 50/50 male/female representation. Yes, they are that dumb and pussy whipped.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:33:08 PM
No.715980664
>>715979897
It's only at this one event, and that is because it has its root in competitions for officers, who are expected to be competent with any random horse during wartime.
Not the horses fault some bitch can't handle it.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:33:13 PM
No.715980671
>>715980374
Metas are for the weak. True warriors ride to victory with whatever they wish.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:33:30 PM
No.715980697
First A rank achieved! All it took was rerolling account for kitasan!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:33:34 PM
No.715980707
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:33:35 PM
No.715980710
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:33:40 PM
No.715980715
>>715979897
The track layout was apparently designed like shit so the horses didn't want to jump it because there wasn't enough room and horses aren't going to make a jump that might break their leg and kill them.
Saint Boy also refused to jump for the rider before the kraut too but they kept him in for whatever stupid reason.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:33:44 PM
No.715980718
>>715981027
>>715980129
>>715979897
Pentathlon follows the idea of escaping somewhere and is separate from the rest of the Equine Sports.
Normal Olympic Equine events:
>Any Age
>Often has the oldest Olympians in The Olympics
>Your horse(s)
>Either Gender can compete
>Only dealing with horse riding
Pentathlon
>Young Adult
>Only enough training to hang onto for dear life during the horse portion
>Given random horse because you don't choose your horse due to the event tradition.
>Men and Women's only versions.
>The most possibly lethal olympic event due to all this
>I think
Horse people love watching the horse portion of the Pentathlon because it is a guaranteed train wreck. If that was the event that girl was apart of.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:34:31 PM
No.715980795
>>715981630
>>715980421
I keep getting 2nd place in the finale. The stat spikes between each URA race with no friggen time to train between them are brutal
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:34:34 PM
No.715980797
>>715980337
Yes she was a cunt, Im not denying that. The events still silly
>today we will find out who the best rider is
>and the dude riding on Simboli Rudolf wins!
>Meanwhile the asshoile who got Goldship who decided to go to KFC instead of performing must be the worst rider ever
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:34:36 PM
No.715980801
>>715982031
>>715980412
>>715980570
I'm at over 250 free rolls on the banner so far from all the stuff they gave out over the last two weeks
Hoping for 20-30 more rolls before the end of the month, though not many special mission carots left to claim now
They gave out enough free horse pulls to build a team along the way too
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:34:43 PM
No.715980809
>>715981951
>>715980651
>acts all cute and pure
>secretly wears lewd panties
she need correction
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:34:45 PM
No.715980812
>>715981143
>>715981321
>>715980205
2nd worst horse next to Special Needs
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:36:14 PM
No.715980914
>#1 cause of horse death is colic
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:36:17 PM
No.715980919
>>715981124
>>715980374
That can cause testicular torsion. Reroll while you can bro.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:36:17 PM
No.715980923
>>715980205
It's Tokai Teiover...
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:36:23 PM
No.715980931
>>715980660
just watch dominion if you want to see animals getting abused, no need to get new material every 4 years
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:36:29 PM
No.715980947
>>715981204
how do I into spark farming? seems like I've entered low maintenance mode and have just been doing one daily run for the past couple of days, want to make the most out it and try to make good parents
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:37:33 PM
No.715981025
>>715981443
>>715979546
I'm a Ryan lover but I can't seem to break B+ with her, help a brother out what deck did you use?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:37:37 PM
No.715981027
>>715980718
>If that was the event that girl was apart of.
It was
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:39:07 PM
No.715981124
>>715980919
I already got one copy of her lol. Was rolling for cards because I got jackshit.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:39:19 PM
No.715981142
>>715977251
How did you even get 3 carats? I have yet to see any way to get any ammount that isn't divisible by 5.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:39:20 PM
No.715981143
>>715981426
>>715980812
Who's the third
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:39:51 PM
No.715981186
I was having so much fun tearing shit up with Urara then she got dead fucking last in Arima Kinen and she started crying :^)
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:40:04 PM
No.715981204
>>715981383
>>715980947
You can either do runs where you end up with 600 points in every skill, or do runs where at least one of the stats you want has 1100+ points. At first, you should aim for 7* umas (2* uma with a 2* parent and 3* guest parent) just to get you started.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:40:35 PM
No.715981237
>>715981296
HORNSES' ASS
Talk me out of paying $21 for the starter pack with the ticket
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:40:56 PM
No.715981262
So I kinda have figured out the parent-horse system by now but the cards are still somewhat wonky to me. Why dod people go nuts about Kitasan Black again?
Can she just be drawed right now and then never again?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:41:19 PM
No.715981296
>>715981237
Yakuza, crush this man's balls for making UmAIs
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:41:38 PM
No.715981321
>>715980812
dumpster fire-tier taste
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:42:18 PM
No.715981371
>>715981558
>>715981261
All the cool kids in my block brought it.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:42:29 PM
No.715981383
>>715981506
>>715981701
>>715981204
How on earth do you reach 1k+ on a stat? Leave everything else to be G+ rank!?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:42:30 PM
No.715981385
>>715970515
>all that estrogen, pms, and money to spend
Only way to salvage that is to turn one of them into a cool tomboy who'll want to do guy shit. Trick is making sure she doesn't turn gay in the process.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:42:52 PM
No.715981426
>>715981025
Free event card
SC borrow
Saved all free rolls for Kita and got many MLB SR options from that
You'll get A with like 300 less speed and power, this was very lucky training RNG all run
>"stamina is important bro"
>manage to make a 900 spd 600 stam S Sprint Bourbon
>slap her into the Sprint team
>half of the time lose to some gorilla Bakushin, sometimes my own
explain??
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:43:32 PM
No.715981476
>>715981558
>>715981261
I bought both and you should too desu
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:43:47 PM
No.715981493
>>715975384
Yeah but she's trying to dress like a GNX-903VW Brave Commander Test Type, but had to change the colors to avoid copyright
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:43:50 PM
No.715981498
>>715978254
>>715978434
Unironically pretty good design. Respected the jockey color scheme really well too.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:43:56 PM
No.715981506
>>715981383
Good support cards and friendship training out the wazoo
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:43:59 PM
No.715981510
>>715981650
>>715981445
power matters too
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:44:06 PM
No.715981520
>>715981445
>he fell for the stam meme
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:44:31 PM
No.715981558
>>715981371
>>715981476
You can't fool me, Cygames
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:44:31 PM
No.715981559
>>715981609
>>715981781
Um.... What kind of good time?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:44:35 PM
No.715981564
>>715982064
>>715978360
Took me a few tries until RNGesus blessed me and I managed to take the triple crown and the only hotspring ticket in my dozens of runs. I even had her run in the optional final Arima Kinen and got some nice bonus scenes out of it. King ran through the clocks up till the semi-finals and won by a hair in the finals. It was a hell of a miracle run and cemented hers as my favorite route. Between webm related and her pilot episode worthy prologue event scenes it's kinda baffling that they chose Special Week's story over hers for season 1 when King clearly has first rate heroine aura behind her.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:44:44 PM
No.715981569
>>715982120
>>715981445
Uma musume is wit game
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:44:47 PM
No.715981571
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:44:52 PM
No.715981580
>>715979946
Mechanical Vapor
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:45:00 PM
No.715981589
>>715970475 (OP)
Which uma is Rean Schwarzer?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:45:11 PM
No.715981609
>>715981950
>>715981559
8 straight hours of licking her navel
>>715980795
its probably not the stat spikes by themselves, its the fact that the 3 URA races don't give you the hidden +400 stat buff. try doing more optional races to get more skills to compensate for that. your uma will fuck 'em up if you get a couple recovery skills and acceleration skills, even with lower stats
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:45:45 PM
No.715981646
>>715981737
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:45:52 PM
No.715981650
>>715981885
>>715981510
why the fuck do you need power on a front runner sprinter
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:46:13 PM
No.715981672
>>715976945
I remember there's a twitch streamer who does random science shit and he did a day eating only animal supplements and he was fine, but his shit was really solid and he worried he was going to rupture his asshole when it was over
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:46:25 PM
No.715981689
200 puls not even one Kitasan... not gonna lie this feels bad...
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:46:31 PM
No.715981701
>>715982156
>>715981383
Good support carts and learning how to train effectively.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:46:34 PM
No.715981705
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:46:39 PM
No.715981709
>>715981445
Sprinters don't need stamina, they need power. You more or less want roughly for each distance:
>Sprint, 1/3rd power rest speed
>Mile 1/6 power 1/6 stamina rest speed
>Medium, long 1/3rd stamina rest speed
Wit you will get along they way when grinding friendship in the beginning and when having slightly less than 50% energy and no good training or races.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:46:57 PM
No.715981732
>>715980205
That last 1500 they gave out was rigged with Teios I see
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:47:03 PM
No.715981737
>>715981646
>When the Trannylators start thinking like actual Thoroughbred owners.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:47:04 PM
No.715981740
>>715982031
>>715981443
>Tosho MLB
>MLB
>MLB
>MLB
How
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:47:05 PM
No.715981743
>>715981443
>spend money on game
>my deck is worse than f2p players
i hate gacha
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:47:39 PM
No.715981781
>>715981950
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:47:40 PM
No.715981785
>>715982108
>>715981630
>the 3 URA races don't give you the hidden +400 stat buff
HUH?!
SOURCE???
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:47:40 PM
No.715981786
>>715982478
>>715981443
Fug, besides Eisin replacing Tosho and generally lower level caps, this is the same exact deck. At least I know I was on the right track now, thanks anon
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:48:38 PM
No.715981869
>>715982129
>>715979783
Brother I'm sorry for your loss. If there's one other trick I can recommend you, sometimes on longer races switch to late instead of pace, and on miles the opposite. Yea, you might have already brought skills for pace instead of late, but as long as you win first place who cares.
She's hard because you need to keep the same optimal levels of training to speed, stamina and power. I'll try a career myself and if I win, in the next threads I'll post it.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:48:55 PM
No.715981885
>>715981650
Retard Rangers
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:49:11 PM
No.715981916
>>715980508
I will but only if I can reach total 150 rolls.
I have 124 now and with the daily currency of the "pass" thing I can reach 130.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:49:19 PM
No.715981925
>>715981261
You should buy it so poor unemployed anons like me can play for free
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:49:24 PM
No.715981934
>>715982047
>>715980374
>>715980205
Rerollers clearly don't know how to stack fate in their odds.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:49:33 PM
No.715981950
>>715982107
>>715981609
>>715981781
Will that really make her faster?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:49:36 PM
No.715981951
>>715982006
>>715982167
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:50:04 PM
No.715981980
>>715981630
I thought the hidden buff lasted the whole career mode?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:50:25 PM
No.715982006
>>715981951
AAAIEEEE NISHINO-SAMA IM SORRY
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:50:43 PM
No.715982030
>>715982175
>>715981630
m870 was the best gfl design desu
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:50:43 PM
No.715982031
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:50:53 PM
No.715982047
>>715982159
>>715981934
Ah. Forgot to add the salt.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:50:55 PM
No.715982050
>>715982661
>>715981443
Is the trick to anything just stacking speed?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:51:03 PM
No.715982064
>>715981564
I kneel, first-rate trainer.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:51:31 PM
No.715982107
>>715982364
>>715981950
of course, aerodynamic navel licking is a well known source of power for umas
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:51:31 PM
No.715982108
>>715982237
>>715981785
>SOURCE???
it was revealed to me in a dream!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:51:45 PM
No.715982120
>>715981569
ironic witposting is still witposting
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:51:57 PM
No.715982129
>>715981869
I mean if it makes you feel any better, considering how she ended up I felt like it was possible with better RNG, a lot of the numbers behind the scenes all went wrong at once, not sure who to train now tho but i'll figure it out tomorrow, maybe just go back to a character i already beat a career with, or just try a character i didn't get a good ending with, like Haru or Scarlet.
>>715981701
Ah, so whaling! Got it.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:52:22 PM
No.715982159
>>715982759
>>715982047
That's a lot of Guts SSR.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:52:23 PM
No.715982161
>>715982351
Usually, how many carots/pulls can you get in a month?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:52:27 PM
No.715982167
>>715981951
I look like this
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:52:33 PM
No.715982175
>>715982030
shes literally the only good thing waterkuma has ever created
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:52:56 PM
No.715982215
>>715981445
Do you watch the races? This is mine in B2. Loses to max speed max wit Baku sometimes as well, but it's always neck/nose either way
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:53:04 PM
No.715982220
>>715982362
>>715982874
i'm borrowing a kita for very career, no way i'm gonna be able to pull one
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:53:13 PM
No.715982237
>>715982572
>>715982108
...
I'm afraid I will have to penalize you.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:53:22 PM
No.715982246
>>715982648
>>715982156
his cards are not whale cards, what u on about
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:54:02 PM
No.715982292
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:54:44 PM
No.715982351
>>715982161
If you actually play the game, around pic-related but it isn't counting the Events or Legend Races.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:54:58 PM
No.715982362
>>715982220
One? You mean 5? MLB Kita or bust. Like unironically.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:54:59 PM
No.715982364
>>715982646
>>715982107
Modern sports science sure is something.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:55:21 PM
No.715982402
>>715981445
>600 stam S Sprint Bourbon
you fell for it; at best 400 stamina is enough for sprint, what you actually need it power to continue your acceleration and actually win the race
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:55:53 PM
No.715982450
>>715982156
>3 SR cards
>1 event welfare card that's also one of the best speed cards at the moment
>1 stat-stick SSR
>1 SSR borrowed from a whale
Anyone can do this. If you want that guy's trainer ID just ask.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:56:14 PM
No.715982478
>>715981786
If you can then, I'd suggest using stam legacies to help out with the jump up to Long races during career. Can give big stat spikes
I will say again though it was really lucky training
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:56:37 PM
No.715982504
>>715982626
>>715982718
>slow metabolism didn't go away after 3 tries
SON OF A BITCH
I'm still searching for an id with a level 50 Super Creek. Best I found is a 40.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:57:23 PM
No.715982560
>>715982626
>>715972484
Pigshitonballs is still active on Twitter, he's fine.
I started horsemaxxing as well because of him. That shit gets you really hydrated.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:57:30 PM
No.715982572
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:58:05 PM
No.715982626
>>715982504
Glue her, anon. Follow your heart.
>>715982560
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:58:18 PM
No.715982646
>>715982246
How else do you get capped out SSRs? On a side note, with everyone else rushing out to get SSR Kitasans, do I need not bother and just use the friend slot to mooch em off others?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:58:28 PM
No.715982661
>>715982050
I'd say it depends on cards. My best options are speed so I prioritise training that which also trains power. I mostly get power and stam from legacies and will take rainbows on them when they appear
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:58:32 PM
No.715982667
>>715983272
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:58:35 PM
No.715982670
>>715970564
Is she black?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:59:04 PM
No.715982705
>>715982648
You will need your own eventually once there are other meta cards you need to borrow.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:59:13 PM
No.715982717
>>715982856
>Guts trains both speed, power and Guts
Why would you not just full train this with 2 max stam Legacy umas?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:59:14 PM
No.715982718
>>715982504
What does slow metabolism mean? Is it like where horses become severely constipated?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:59:25 PM
No.715982734
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:59:30 PM
No.715982745
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:59:41 PM
No.715982759
>>715982159
Yeah it's weird how they kept coming even though I pretty much stopped using them once Kitasan bannered. I got both copies of the Mejiro Palmer one with the pink tickets too. I get a SSR or a 3* about 1 in every 2 rolls so I'm just piling up carats to clutch some extra Kitasans on the final day. Haven't even burned through most of the story movies for carats yet.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:59:50 PM
No.715982769
>>715982648
he has no maxed ssrs what are you on about? that kitasan is a friend card...
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:00:53 PM
No.715982856
>>715982717
Because the world isn't ready for the guts meta yet.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:00:58 PM
No.715982861
>>715978434
>winter uniform
>summer colors
I hate quaternaries so fucking much
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:01:08 PM
No.715982874
>>715983382
>>715982220
I got Kita, but I borrow Super Creek every career. That's how it goes
>>715982648
Anon??? your meta welfare event support card from the release week event????
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:02:40 PM
No.715983005
>>715983129
>>715982537
honestly 40 more than acceptable. It's all for Maestro anyway
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:03:13 PM
No.715983053
>>715983156
>>715983390
>>715982941
NTA but i couldn't be bothered to grind out the last 200k event points for the last copy and i'm glad i didn't, that shit was draining
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:04:08 PM
No.715983129
>>715983005
Might as well benefit from the Stamina bonus and Specialty Priority.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:04:26 PM
No.715983156
>>715983419
>>715983053
Pretty sure you'll get one final copy once the event returns & gets archived
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:04:47 PM
No.715983192
>>715983508
>>715982941
When can we get this if we rerolled for kita?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:04:51 PM
No.715983198
>>715983360
>>715982941
>Missed it
>No Sweep Tosho either
Ah....
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:05:03 PM
No.715983213
>>715983362
>>715983534
How the fuck do I know the rally dace races? They don't even tell me which Umas can do them
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:05:48 PM
No.715983272
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:06:55 PM
No.715983360
>>715983198
I have one maxed out if you ever need it
977650653143
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:06:56 PM
No.715983362
>>715983213
check your trophy hall
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:07:11 PM
No.715983382
>>715982874
i'm lucky that i have a super creek so it all works out lol
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:07:18 PM
No.715983390
>>715983053
It's fine, it's free MLB SSR, but running it alongside SR speed MLBs, the latter always seem to reach rainbow first
And the gold skill is for Pace Chasers so it's not universal
The final LB is for increased speed appearance, but imo it's not enough to be reliable regardless. One off MLB is fine
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:07:33 PM
No.715983419
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:08:17 PM
No.715983498
i never train guts and i have like 3 guts SSR cards
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:08:26 PM
No.715983508
>>715983192
Once the event gets archived, you can get one copy after reading the story. I assume you can MLB it by using uncap crystals, but you'll probably have better speed cards by that point, not to mention that the card will be powercrept.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:08:44 PM
No.715983534
>>715983213
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
Search a race here, and it'll show you all the Umas that have it as a main race, and other stats like year/day/lenght.
In actuality, any Uma can do any race, you just have to know the date.
I'm so happy for her, I feel like a good trainer :D
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:11:00 PM
No.715983727
>>715983643
kek nicely done
dreams do come true
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:12:15 PM
No.715983829
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:12:37 PM
No.715983861
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:13:27 PM
No.715983925
>>715983643
Based fellow Haru enjoyer
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:14:35 PM
No.715984019
>>715983643
I love my horsedaughter so much
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:15:54 PM
No.715984109
>>715984158
>>715983643
URA Final is just the first step for Urara.
You need to make her win the Arima Kinen too (you need legacies for that).
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:16:31 PM
No.715984158
>>715984198
>>715984109
She placed dead fucking last but I prefer not to mention it
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:16:58 PM
No.715984198
>>715984158
There's a secret event if you make her win.
>>715983643
This isnt impressive in the slightest. winning URA is piss easy.
Come back when you win the arima kinen race with her
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:18:46 PM
No.715984345
>>715984262
Let anon enjoy the moment.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:18:46 PM
No.715984347
>>715984262
yeah yeah we're all so impressed, always a bigger dick in the sea ain't it
go blow your load on the floor you worm that's all its worth
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:19:07 PM
No.715984381
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:19:17 PM
No.715984391
>>715983643
Extremely based and cute
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:20:06 PM
No.715984467
>>715984262
Fuck you, I'll work on that