There is nothing more cucked than having multiple daughters.
The fuck is this bullshit?
>>715970475 (OP)First-rate trainers report in!
La Negros Kitasanyol de Umamusume
>>715970475 (OP)She would be a fun wife and mom
>>715969795Doesn't she straight up have a scene where trainer-san has to just sit there and watch for several hours as she tries to fight her own reflection only to give up and admit that her truest rival- Herself- Is beyond defeat? Her narcissism would probably make her think her reflection is too pure to be touched even by herself.
>>715970515This meme was made by jealous yentas btw
Mambo thread
Mambo franchise
Mambo pride worldwide
>>715970475 (OP)Why does this game pander to the belly stuffer fetishists so much?
>>715970618She touches the mirror as part of the competition actually she is unable to resist. There is also an event where she takes you to an amusement park and has to rush you out of a funhouse because she was afraid youโd be overwhelmed by too many reflections of her
>>715970857Horses get a big belly when they eat a lot.
>>715970547UraraGODS
Maybe it's your Stamina. It's very strong in PvP, even on Mile distances.
>>715970515only if you let other men touch them instead of keeping them for yourself as God intended
Favorite song currently in the juke box? And favorite song in general, from all medias?
How should I be picking my cards.
Do I go all in on one type.
Spread thin? lil of each?
are pals cards bad
>>715970547lmao my 7.225 Ura just won against an A+ Oguri Cap; I'm sorry fago0t but this is an underdog win game
>>715970818Matikane board
Something's wrong with my horse
>Doing rerolls on my phone for ๏ฝท๏พโโโ(๏พโ๏พ)โโโ!!
>Regularly getting 3-4 Dia dupes
>Seen 2 Kitasans at most
How the fuck does this even happen. Dia's design is sex but I want to go fast
>>715971038Instinctive Speed for concerts
Rising Girl as overall song
>>715970985>>715971148But i have MLB Kitatasan, Why do i lose?
>>715970475 (OP)How does it feel knowing this is a guy
>>715970475 (OP)do they have two ears or four?
>>715971126Yeah it'd defeat her
By which I mean my penis of course
Why does sometimes the Creek support card never gives me Swinging Maestro? Do I have to get it from an event manually and if I miss it it's gg or what? It also happened me with Kitasan that in one run she didn't give me Professor of Curvature.
Is it random or am I doing something wrong? Am I retarded?
>>715971340horse girls are girls
>>715971341Horse ears only. 4earfags get fucked.
didn't reroll at all, just started playing. got 4 copies of kitasan lack in 200 pulls.
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>>715970857Horses IRL are big eaters.
>>715971396RNG failed to let you finish her event chain.
At least you're lucky once it procs you're guaranteed to get Maestro. Other cards still get the early launch jank where it's a coinflip whether you get the gold version or the base skill once their events finish.
Protip: I am so fucking mad
>>715971396Swinging Maestro and Professor of Curvature are both tied to card events so you have to hope you go through the support card's entire event chain if you want those skills.
What is your headcanon for the reason Tazuna hides being a Uma?
>>715971697she's a human women
>>715971697Too powerful and the world would go ballistic.
>>715971697That's a perfectly ordinary human woman though.
>>715971341Horse girls have Schrodinger's human ears.
>>715971697Nah, Iโd winโฆ
>>715971341look at the phones.
>>715971396I didn't run full SSR support deck just because of that. SR got shorter events chain (2 instead of 3), so it really help prevent missing the SSR finishing events.
>>715971697She doesn't want people bothering her to race.
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WITBROS??
WHAT'S THIS???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPuDN8BB3_g
>>715971697The RL injury that ended Tokino's career still probably happened here. There's an event in-game with her where she falls and gets nervous about you checking her ankle. I think while she's at the point now where she can still walk around and even run (like when she captured Taiki Shuttle), if she actually began professionally training and returned to racing, she'd run the risk of her injury flaring back up and possibly becoming worse. A 'forced into retirement' case who doesn't want to be given condolences or be treated as a washed up athlete, and so who instead has taken on a new identity where she can help future Uma's reach their dreams.
>>715971960I want to have a marvelous time with those sundaes.
>>715971697She's hiding her entire identity, as the war veteran phantom horse.
If she were an uma, people might recognize her or ask her who she is, with a human disguise no one would think about her real identity.
>>715972026Behead those who insult Wit
>>715970515Hear me out anon.
daughterwives.
>>715970564her name is La Kita Negra
I wonder what happened to that guy who drank horse electrolyte for workout.
So do they have human pussies or horse pussies?
>>715972484Heart probably exploded
>>715971126how do you even beat her?
her stats are too high
>>715971323Stamina is actually important in PvP.
>He fucks uma
Remember to marry only ningen.
>>715972484man I gotta drinkmaxx too!?
>>715972559Good idea, yay or neigh?
>>715970515*hits pipe*
Women who raise sons are the ultimate cuckqueans Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - singing him lullabies, taking him to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet to grow up big and strong, educating him, playing with him, giving him loving hugs. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually be fucked in every hole by him.
Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to ride his thick cock every night. She gets the benefits of his strong but sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.
As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuckquean. Think about it logically.
>>715972484would they call umas vaccine deniers if they consumed horse dewormer?
>>715971038>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN>BAKUSHIN BAKUHSIN BAKUSHIN>BAKUSHIN>BAKUSHIN>BAKU-SHIN SHIN
>>715971323URA scenario career mode has a hidden +400 bonus to all stats. Stamina matter alot outside of it because an uma will only jogs toward the finish if she is out of stamina.
>Uma only really popular in Japan
>They respect the no porn of the horse girls and there's only few
>Game gets released on Steam
>All hell break lose and the internet is filled with horse pussy
Gold ship has over 500 offspring and can cum in an efficient minute, he also has a 99 percent impregnation record, dude is working harder than when he was a race horse.
>>715972618No, I don't wanna. Just for that I'm gonna fuck 2 umas.
>>715971697Is the director one too
?
>>715972757Agnes Tachyon WANTS to show you her uma hole
>>715972757Yakuza can't get me over here in burger land, and if they try I'll open my gun safe and show them why the Japs lost ww2.
>>715972757Nips are KEKS all umas are literally on your dick and they do NOTHING with that
>>715972605back then a human male could go through his whole life without seeing an umamusu
now, thanks to the internet, every single man knows that umas are superior to human women in every single aspect
sadly, their days are numbered
>>715972838Looks like one, would like to see her hat pop up for a second from her ears.
>>715972838the cat is the director, the rest of it a doll controlled with psychic puppetry
>>715972909>sadly, their days are numberedHow?
Even "human" men can have the uma gene from their female ancestors and have uma daughters
Every time I see Goldship interact with McQueen (or Gold Ship interact with anyone in general) Iโm reminded of this
>>715972757Yakuza canโt stop the world from drawing porn. Go figure.
>>715972618Ningen? Fake and gay. 2D Uma Ainaru aidoru daughteru with magical immortality? Real and based
>>715970475 (OP)Goldship is a male horse
>>715973010I meant human women
IIRC male->uma marriages are more likely to create umas so it's really just a matter of time
Man I wanna send gold ship to the glue factory(my cock and balls)
human women have to compete against THIS...
>>715973208You're on thin ice buddy
>>715973181Not really a uma and a man can have a non uma daughter since umas are still dead horses from our universe that are reborn as umas
This logic does fall flat when you notice still alive horses are umas
>>715973285I'm afraid it's time for your meds.
Mayano Top Cun fags, your response?
>>715973383I bet she has a cute tail
>>715973446the weak should fear the strong
So the end is just going through Ura finals and getting 1 wit spark with 1100 speed?
>>715973480Holy sweet Jesus, I want to give her all of my glue.
>>715972757Uma got a surge of porn after the generative AI boom, way before Global.
The Yakuza are gonna FREAK!
>>715973446Do you think she was going DUN DUN DUN DUN to the tune of Danger Zone as she was closing in on her?
>>715973312What do you mean?
>>715973628why is she sitting on a chair and not my face?
>>715970857stop being a porn addict
>No male Uma
>Horse don't exist either
>More Uma can only be born from a human male fucking a human female or a female Uma
Weird universe, do other farm animals exist though?
Are there cows or human female cows?
>>715973208king would never do this you disgusting freak!
>>715973676Because you were born 3d.
I got rice shower any tips?
>>715973697Imagine you're a big studly male horse, you die after like 20 years knocking up mares and wake up one day as a cute horse girl built for human dick
>>715973265Please help to maintain the female ningen population alive.
Marriages between human male and human females are falling over the years.
Donate your sperm! The goverment will pay good money, don't let human females become extinct!
>>715973613HIIIIGHWAAAY TO THE DANGER ZOOOONE
Mayano had a huge lead as well, Golship came from position 14.
>>715973789Semen directly to the cervix, three times a day, 4 if there is time
>>715973354>umas are still dead horses from our universe that are reborn as umaswait is that the real lore?
>>715973789Her Finales are much easier if you do a optional long race or two since she's built for it.
I will sacrifice myself to contain this gorilla from causing damage to the world.
>>715973789yes, use her as a Front Runner. get a good Kitasan borrow if you lack one. Run her with 3 speed cards/2wit/1stamina, max out her speed.
>>715970475 (OP)>>715970475 (OP)>This is your family now.Looks pretty stable to me
>>715973810Does he/she keep the memories of the past life though?
>>715971697Just like Stephen from SMT, she's holding back and the moment she stops, hell will break lose
>>715971208why didn't they just give that horse big anal plugs for motivation
>>715973954I can't let you do this alone
You can't compete Mayanofags, he's always gonna have her heart.
Hey punk, who said you could be your smelly little cock to the boss's race horse?!
>>715973391>6 buckets on a diet
>>715973789Break a leg, anon!
>cunt decides to fail a 6% +80 spd training
>goes into 2 straight mood down events
>forced to race with awful mood
thanks obama
personally I'm really uncomfortable by the amount of ecchi being posted ITT
umas are not for sexual
>Be born ningen women
>Have to compete with literal genetically superior beings for chad
Never stood a chance...
>>715974152Imagine having a whole barn with Oguri Cap and having to work to keep your family fed.
>>715973997It'd be way hotter if they did.
I want King Halo to do this pose while laughing and stepping on my dick.
>>715973697nope it's only horse girls, everything else is the same
>>715973697There's an event where Taiki goes on a rodeo competition where they use a mechanical bull, she also mentions real bulls. I think I also remember a character mentioning a cow.
ANIKI THEY ARE POSTING LEWDS!!!!!!
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Alright bros
I just got my last Kitasan with 50 pulls left. Should I dump my last 7500 carats into the banner just to use the pity on Diamond?
Honestly I'm tempted to let the exchange points go and roll for something else instead.
BTW if anyone still needs a MLB Kita my ID is 934 977 021 741
>>715973265>>715973954Gentildonnafags should remember she jobs really hard in face of Hishi Akebono, who is 180 and 13cm taller than her.
GRIM REMINDER
>Chinese Buffets do not exist in the Uma-verse because their business model is fundamentally unviable
>ywn have unlimited dim-sum if you have an umawife
>>715974181Go cut off your pinky, yakuza boy
>>715973847>a human female has a chance of giving birth to an uma>uma have a high tendency to have multiple children with an even higher chance of giving birth to umasThe human female race is doomed.
>>715974161>keigo ojou-sama in slutty outfitaaah...my kink....
>>715974334disgusting
>>715974306I'll just make her live off of cum
>In todays news, famous ex-trainer died from dehydration in efforts to feed his horse wife.
>>715974343Eww. keep your lowbrow capeshit out of my Uma. Kimoi
>>715974343Is this a Banepost?
This nigga was rlly alpha testing uma musume
>>715974280no, diamond is just a nice stat stick, nor worth wasting ur carrots. just save them.
t.got 3 Diamonds and shes just ok
>>715973391>6 buckets>put on a dietoh my fucking god
quit it with the coomposting
don't turn these threads into the usual gachaslop /e/posting
>>715974502fuck you faggot, if you dont like coomposts just ignore them, simple as
>>715974379>kink is sexy woman in sexy outfitHoly normal fag taste there. Fuck off to reddit.
>>715974502To be fair it is a gacha game. It's probably inevitable.
>>715974557I've seen what those fags like, sexy woman in sexy clothing is basically extremely kinky
>>715974557>retard has no idea about gap moemany such cases. i only like that image cause it's McQueen.
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You can all stop posting my Umawife. She is happily married and planning our family life and best methods of conception.
>>715973948I'll keep this in mind. Should I bring a tazuna card? I hear rice shower has mood swings all the time
>>715974502>quit it with the coomposting>don't turn these threads into the usual gachaslop /e/posting
>>715974280She's not great, just save up to pull for Umas since there are a few coming up that you might want to pull for like Seiun Sky, Narita Brian and Christmas Oguri Cap
>>715974502there's like 3 or 4 of them, usually they do their thing for like half an hour and then fuck off
>>715974557>if you dont have shitting dicknipples anal vore fetish you're reddit>stop liking sexy girls
I love how much gachas cause /v/ to seethe
seethe more for me, queers
It's not lewdposting. I was just expressing my love.
I applied to der/v/
pls respond
>>715974152What does her name mean?
>>715974502We need to get it out of our system.
So uh...basically...for Career mode, at the moment, speed is king? I literally won like 7 URA's in a row, with various umas, including Haru, just by maxxing speed/wit with Kitasan Nigger.
>>715974658I didn't have a major issue with her in my two attempts which ended up as B+s but as always can be RNG. Endurance much more important than usual for longs.
>>715974814Yes. Career mode has a hidden +400 boost
>>715974202how do you compete with this
>>715974748doesent it mean literally like Big Eater?
>>715973810Some horses may not get any horse pussy but then they get reborn as a uma girl.
Winking Uma pussy gripping human cock...
>>715973919Didn't know Kitasan hid her kitasans THAT much
>>715974502A little bit of coom won't hurt though. It's futile to try to police threads and make people post what you want, you can only lead by example. Frontrunning, if you will
>>715974940They don't get any horse pussy, but they will get human cock when reborn.
>Rainbow SSR bookmark appears
>
>>715974814You win with anything if you have the stamina, but good luck outside of career if you're not pumping 600 minimum.
>>715970630God damn it why are horse sized horse girls so FUCKING HOT?
I've got that song Georgy Porgy stuck in my head, which horse fits best.
So these two losers are roommates? That explains everything.
Academy officials really are some bastards.
Can I have an 8foot tall draft uma wife?
>>715975069i didnt bother with team races really, just enjoying career and grinding for cool uma sparks. what's a good general STAM ammount to go for if i ever want to do the minimum of daily team races and not suck at low tiers? 600 seems a bit high.
is matitan's card any good? the skills don't seem tailored for any style in particular
>>715975015MY IMOUTO IS AERODYNAMIC AND AT MOST A B CUP
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
>>715973697It's very much implied they're reincarnations of the actual horses. so gold ship doesn't know mejiro mcqueen is his grandfather. and rice shower doesn't know what happened in her past life...
>>715972838Do you think under her clothes she makes her tail a belt like saiyans do?
seeing Umas getting lewded makes me extremely uncomfortable. The show is way too wholesome for that shit. I feel like a turbofaggot for even mentioning this
>>715975153Don't call my wife a loser.
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>>715975251Man, atleast TRY to make the numbers plausible
>>715975272Some umas sexualize themselves though
Like look at this shit, this is her actual outfit.
>>715975251Scale doesn't exactly match the numbers
>>715975182you get a stealth stat buff in career so every race there is easier than daily/trials, 600 is the bare minimum for any horse besides sprinters who can get away with 400. You'll want to give them more as the distances go up or teach them golden recovery skills to keep up, it's the most important stat of them all.
>>715972845Number 1 breeder in Japan
>>715975272this nigga new to the internet
Thoughts on Taiki Shuttle?
>>715975336>megumin>no hat
I keep seeing people bring up the real horses backstories as these "don't google it at 3AM" type horror stories but they always end up being shit like "yeah the horse broke their leg and got sent to the glue factory." It's not exactly shocking. I feel like there's some analogy to be made with the idol industry considering that's also an aspect of uma musume but I'm probably thinking too deeply about it.
>>715975396all of the URA winners had corner maestro and professor of curvature, forgot to mention. does corner maestro make up for a lower stam?
>>715975457The best kind of Megumin
>>715974552Sorry, but I prefer to fucking obliterate those I despise. Only retarded hippies let festering slime be festering slime
>>715975451Big American Titties
>>715975504It's entertainment anon. Tale as old of time of girls being attention seeking whores and doing it in droves. Idols just fall harder because an extremely unrealistic outlook on their part and their fans.
>Pace Chaser's stats are so high she's front running now
>>715975667i took the front runner pill
https://files.catbox.moe/xe4q9f.mp4
>>715975517yeah Maestro is like 200 extra stamina if it procs, more gold stamina skills = more consistency. It's why pace chasers are so good, they have access to Swinging and Gourmand.
>>715974152What exactly was happening in the original pic? Ogurin is a polite girl who wouldn't turn up a fuss like that.
>>715970475 (OP)Everytime I see this artist I'm reminded of their guro alt and pop a halfchub
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>>715975718third time I fell for it
>>715970475 (OP)Nah, this midget. Dummy speedster with energy to spare, who wouldn't love it?
> Late Aries.Huh, that explains
>>715975718I didn't realize she was so fucking tiny, the career perspective makes her look normal
how do I get more monies?
>>715975874post what exactly?
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Just splurged the last of my carats on trainees. Was really hoping for the banner McQueen. Kinda disappointing but Oguri nocap is good I guess
>>715975902Ask your boss for a raise.
Then suck his dick
>>715975874https://youtu.be/QSFVBqj2-Lg?si=CjkxwSCJRyXnXud4
>>715975952I gotta suck off akikawa?
>>715972080Right after her sister
Man if Haru Urara loses one more time I'm sending her to the glue factor, and that isn't a reference to my penis.
>>715976013why did you do that to her....
>>715976013>posting inferior versionhttps://youtu.be/cW48y_5gMRg?feature=shared
>>715971126good thing this is sfw, I almost got fired.
>>715975902I'm going to show you how to acquire free money.
Step 1. Open up a Blue sky account
Step 2. Paint your face brown if it isn't as already brown and wear a muslim scarf
Step 3. Larp as a Palestinian trapped in Gaza and ask for donations
Step 4. Watch as leftist retards donate money to you
Easy peasy
>>715976193You can see the anus in great detail, don't zoom it. What are you Korean agent with no porn allowed?
Tell me about these horses
Is it only Nippon horses or other famous horses around the world got their own girls?
>>715975832TRAINERS WHO CAN'T TAKE A CHANCE ON A FUCKING 2% RISK WITH HER, THAT'S WHO! I'VE BAKUSHINNED 40S AND BAKUSHINNED 50S AND THAT RETARD WINS NEARLY ALL HER RACES BEFORE EUGENICS AND KITASANMAXXING! MOTHERFUCKING TOKAI TEIO!!
>>715976368Sargent Reckless gets to become a girl
>>715976013I'm glad Koreans are going extinct.
>>715975395That's massively over-doing it.
>>715976491Thank fucking God, they're the reason for all the shitted hentai spam.
>>715976013why be mean to a cute uma?
>>715976283>These people are being genocided? HOOOOLLYYY I need to larp as one of them and try to bait retards from the first world into giving me moneyI feel doing this immediately plunges you into one of the deepest pits of hell. Instrumentalizing suffering to trick people into giving you money
>>715975951>Was really hoping for the banner McQueen.Banner McQueen is kinda busted. I don't know if regular McQueen is worse or if Asmongold is just retarded but her route was shockingly easy and her ability is perfect for Silence Suzuka. Once I breed her with Silence Suzuka at 3* Stam, I'll have the ultimate BAKUSHIN!!
>Last turn
>30% Risk
>Fails
>>715976418lol, I did a test on the game while a fun game it wouldn't get my money at all, I failed at least two under 30% chance training chances. That's Just X-Com Baby! She lost a few good races due to not having high enough stamina to last long enough in 2nd place. Got her for free as well so no regrets trying her out. I like Toei's dumb go getter energy tbfh.
>>715976602Seethe I already acquired $3,503 dollarinos without doing anything. Feels good
>>715976552Looks good to me
>>715976602Taking money from leftists isn't stealing, they aren't people to begin with
>>715976368Only Japanese horses are playable. Foreign horses can appear if they get permission, or if a foreign horse was very important to a race (Montjeu for Special Week) then they'll use a legally distinct name for them instead (Broye). Though they did eventually get the rights to Montjeu miraculously enough and had her be an in-game Super Boss.
>>715976684I just think she's cute
>>715976680yeah she expects you to clean up her uma manure
>>715976552> They can't for some reason do the good old:> Prison height bar behind them for the line up shot to calculate proper distances.1 inch is always 1 inch.
>>715976680Daiwa looks huge
>>715970475 (OP)>only 5The real Gold Ship has almost 100x times that and so will my wife.
>>715976826Your wife is my side chick
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>>715973789I hate this moody bitch and her giant head so much it's unreal
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>>715974280>pie-o-mybased
>>715972484your post made me investigate the horse supplement rabbithole. Horse supplements are based on human supplements and the electrolytes they sell for horse are actually great for humans too. I will probably buy this shit too kek
>>715975610And dumb assholes like you needs to be stopped.
>>715976924I'm tempted to make a New Jersey Family club
>>715975667This but late surger
>>715976945It's the concentration: it's heart explosion powder
Anyone have any approximations on when the Nice Nature Run and Win banner will show up in Global? I intend to save my carrats for her, but I suppose that would be rather moot if that banner will take a whole year or two to arrive
>>715971038Bakushin/Unlimited impact!
>>715976724> Squat down just a bit to be able to orally pleasure the horse-woman while she's standing.That's just utilitarian.
>>715976738Yeah I was wondering if Kincsem was in the game but I guess she is way to precious for my country to give her name away
>>715975902Actually doing careers and not jobbing them just to collect dailies.
>prepared to pass pops up when she's already in the lead
They're fighting battles we can't even imagine
>>715975778I think it's one of those AI generated pics of wizards causing chaos in restaurants
>>715977072I adjusted the height of the trainer to the picture. GolShi is receiving standing cunnilingus
>>715976958Awww, did that hit too close to home? Good. May the flames of shame consume you until there is nothing left.
>>715975718>"heh, it'd be funny if Aniki showed u-"
>>715975832I just love hearing her name, especially near the end of the race. It's really fun to say. And I love being greeted with this sight when I get on. I haven't used her past the first career attempt because I want to make sure I can give her the perfect career and I need better sparks.
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>>715970475 (OP)I will play your game if they add Skibidi Rizz
>>715976945I was talking about this thing specifically
>try Gold Ship's career on a whim
>it's kino
End runner is really the most spectacular style. Coming back from position 14-15 to close the large gap on the lead and overtaking it right at the end is KINO
>>715977201>GolShi is receiving standing cunnilingusAs she should
>>715971697Tazuna the hidden Ultramarine...
Maybe Super Creek's skill is broken but she mows through careers as a pacer with me barely even putting anything on speed while just focusing on power and stamina.
>>715977251Why's this brat so smug?
How come there is no fan-content about Bakushin being the Anon's wife or having daughters with her?
>>715977480She's all speed and power no wit.
What the FUCK is her problem?
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>>715977513She's just not very fast, but she's trying her hardest!
GANBARE URARA-CHAN!!
Why are westerners obsessed with gigantism and humiliation?
>>715977502Because she explicit rejects that idea and says that you are just trainer and trainee in an event
Did you skip and bakushin'd all her career dialogue?
>>715977513you wanna go m8
>>715977237Your burning shame is no match for my blazing degeneracy. I hope they keep coomposting.
>>715976945Report your findings please.
>>715977604Whose this "we". I like them being human sized and don't care for humiliation.
>>715977669Nope but that doesn't stop anon.
>>715977513Just a bit of salt
so is the strat for career mode to just mash your face into a wall with shit runs until you can start building legacies that snowball into actually good runs or is it really just "open the credit card and buy your way into wins"
>>71597671230% chance is huge. 20% is huge too. If the fail percentage is over the gacha SSR chance it's pretty gucking dangerous to try it.
>>715975153>>715976882Ah yes. That dastardly ginger gremlin. Putting both best girls in the same dorm room. How sinister.
>>715977275Even if they DO add Skibidi Rizz, JP will mostly likely get him first and global will get JP's sloppy seconds 4 years later.
>>715977881>no corner maestroBRICKEEDDDDDD
>>715977513Kissing Urara on the _____
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>>715970557Unfortunate to see there are no other Kingu enjoyers.
I want to bring her to A, unfortunately the distance aptitude parents have shit sparks.
>>715977931I know, getting 25% land made me want to try 30% but naah.
>>715977915pretty much. and stacking as much speed as you can while ignoring the other stats and putting your uma on Front Runner.
Saint Boy when, he's the world's most famous horse.
>>715975718>https://files.catbox.moe/xe4q9f.mp4lost
>>715977275We need Fortnite Dance
>>715977979It'd nothing special. In retrospect she probably really doesn't need 2 stam cards.
>>715975902>how do I get more monies?pick an easy uma career and focus on winning as much races as possible
>>715977669To be fair, Bakushin is also Bakushin. I feel like it could happen and she would be none the wiser about it.
>>715978097>>715970557My initial run went better than expected. Her story was really nice as well once she stopped trying to keep up an image in front of you the whole time. It's too bad most anons will just have a bad experience because her races are all over in terms of trying to prep.
>>715978254I hope the guy who designed her draws Skibidi Rizz too.
>>715978203When they make the show jumping Umamusume spinoff or mode.
>>715978481>jumping horse>doesn't jumpworthless Japanese horse; get shotgun to the face
>>715978434>>715978254Legit great design, someone tell him on X to make Skibidi Rizz too.
>>715978272should I use an uncapped creek or should I upgrade the McQueen stamina card with club points? I have manhattan cafe uncapped two times too
>>715978074NTA but shes a sprinter and her special is already a stamina recovery
>>715978530You wouldn't jump either if some German wench you've never seen before suddenly climbed on top of you and sat on your back.
>>715978772As the other anon said, swinging maestro is really retardedly strong, so probably creek.
>>715977604Only manlet like that.
>complete monster of a run, 15/15 races won
>get pic related
I really feel like I'm not being rewarded appropriately for my efforts. Spark chances should go up if your horse gets a higher rank.
>>715977669What other umas don't want to be your wife?
>>715977338More like Gape runner
>>715978916I read up a little on the entire thing; Saint Boy was being ridden by a russian beforehand and refused to perform as well. But the Japanese vet refused to let the german rider swap him out and at that point the horse was fully freaked out by the entire thing and shut down.
But yea, that german cunt started freaking out and mistreating the horse and fuck her with an ironpoker.
In general who's the best filler for this? I got
>Gold City
>Condor Pasa
>Tazuna Hayakawa
>Satono Diamond
>Special Week (shitty guts version)
>+0 marvelous sunday
I missed the MLB spd spec week.
>>715977513My wife is going to wint
>>715979143>Friend card: Super Creek 1LBWhat you doing bro lmao
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
Try using this.
>>715972750Is it ALL stats or just stamina speed and power? Because 400+ wit is hard to imagine considering 300 wit gives a 70% chance to activate skills.
>>715977604Giantess means more to love. Not sure where you're getting the humiliation shit from.
Gonna watch the anime, hope it's good. I liked the story in the game so far so i assume its the same.
>>715979143Pegasus seems like a cute tomboy. I much prefer this original outfit of hers. Just tone down the wings a bit.
>>715979475The anime is kino and only gets more kino the longer it goes
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Training up a third miler for team races, smashed previous top score
Might have reached A+ with 3* spark legacies instead of Mile sparks
She lost first team trial race
>Here's your Umas for today, Trainer-san~
5'7 here your horse wife salivates at the thought of me
>>715979546What in the goddamn are these stats
I kneel
>>715979475started watching because of the gacha popularity, halfway through S3 now. Definitely worth the watch, it's apex kino
also check out the episode discussions on r*ddit after each one, there's a shitload of easter eggs and horse lore that you'll completely miss otherwise. The attention to detail is staggering
>>715971697I still wonder if the Director is a human or not because she hides her ears and has the horse hair streak
could a human survive an uma falling with her ass on his head?
>>715971697Japanese War Criminal
>>715979475Season 1 and 3 are average at best, but everything else is kino.
Cinderella Gray especially is really good so have that to look forward too.
>>715970475 (OP)No, this is my family.
Ryona of the horses is needed.
I will never play this game, but I appreciate all the horsecock futa pornography that it has been spawning.
Thanks, gatchafags
To that guy who tried to give me advice for a King Halo run a few days ago, well, I appreciate the effort, but this was not the run.
It was a mess of nonstop trips to the infirmary, mood downs that had to be fixed, Super Creek refused to train with groups so I never could raise her friendship level, and i didn't even win 3 plushies for that SSR ticket when i got the claw machine.
I will say it is telling how strong this support deck theory set up is that i still managed to somehow claw her up to her first sprints story match regardless of how set back i was the entire time, It's just sad that her story this time ended on the note of "NAH MOM, I'D WIN, FUCK YOU" then she gets 4th while favored to win the event.
I'm happy I don't get to see what happens afterwards, I'd cry.
>>715979640surprised me too, very lucky with rainbows most of the run
>>715979757Why is the gundam blushing?
>>715977513To be fair I can't really understand the losers of races participating in the concerts as backup dancers. It seems like a massive humiliation ritual
>>715979765fuck off ryona fag.
>>715979765Tennessee Walking Horse soring.
>>715979475S1 is kind of okay.
S2 is top tier anime.
S3 is... okay too.
Ovas are ok.
Movie is awesome
Cinderella Gray is great.
>>715978203>>715978916>>715979124Its always been fucking retarded to me they get assigned horses at these events at basically random. Training your horses/with your horse should be 80% of the sport, why are we pretending that for jumping the horse basically doesnt matter?
>>715979858They're all good sports.
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what's your favourite npc horse name?
>>715979695Considering horse related accidents were still a major killer of people until the 1930s, I'd say so. Horses DO NOT like having their bums touched at all
>>715979783honestly, I took a look at Halo's career race schedule and left her until after I'd built up decent legacy options.
Still didn't like it
What would she look like in this game?
A busty redhead?
What about personality wise?
Final boss material?
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Okay this is it, my last 1500 carrats, there's no way I can make 1500 more before the event ends so if I don't get Kitasan my account is officially bricked.
>>715979971yeah i don't think i'm touching her again until i can get her star up'd some or better legacy's
that goes for Tachyion as well, I can't get a run that isn't just her crashing out from infirmary trips and mood downs.
>friends watching uma for the first time and talking like their the shit while I was watching spe-chan since 2018
It's like an abstract kind of hell.
The lack of Homestretch haste has been destroying me. At the start, I have been able to pick it up consistently and coast off of easy wins. But now? It wonโt show up anywhere. Never inherited, never hinted. Now I canโt break out of C rank
>>715974748Oguri was the name of the horse's first owner. Cap from Dancing Cap, his father.
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>>715979695why is this nigga under there
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>>715980047OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>>715979897It's literally only for the one special sporting discipline. It's a tradition. Or at least it was, unti IOC started to faggify all of the sports. There's also completely regularly show jumping where the riders ride their own horses.
>>715980047Don't kys anon
>>715980117Trust the heart of the cards bro
>>715977056>>715979541Probably next year April-May
>>715976802Daiwa is huge.
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>>715980117NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>715980078Just don't be a cunt and talk with them, enjoy the fact that there are now more than like two Uma fans in the west.
>>715979858I mean thats the beauty of sport, isnt it? You either win, your remembered as rival, or your just a stepping stone to there IRL aswell. Maybe you can get a cheeky win in and are remembered for that.
>>715980117I can feel her she's cute so I don't mind
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>>715980205FUCK YOU TEIO YOU RUINED MY DREAMS JUST LIKE YOU RUINED MY MCQUEEN RUN
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL
>>715980205Don't worry bro I'm sure cygames will give some more carots :^)
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Gold ship gets pregnant from the first impregnation 99 percent of the time. Absolutely next level fertile
>>715979897Being able to perform at a baseline is expected; you can't say you're unable to drive a Honda because you drive a Toyota normally.
Riding horses have temperaments, but she was just melting down like a typical woman moment and started just doing the equivalent of rage mashing the keyboard to the horse.
>>715980063>TachyionYep, she's my only available horse I've not run yet
Kita really helps with multiple mood up events, outside of all the other benefits
I think there's some cards that heal status as well with events, but I'm not using them
>>715980047>>715980117Rerolling sounds like absolute hell. I always play with what I get and get spooked by the meta stuff at some point anyway. I don't need that shit immediately.
>>715970547If it's not stamina, then it is power or wit. Power and wit matter a lot for shorter distances, and Oguri wants at least 800 power for Triumphant Pulse clutching anyways.
>>715980205[Dream Big!] indeed
>>715979946I saw one named Shadow Stalker
>>715980078Sounds like a reason to be satisfied, don't be a snowflake.
Umatards are futafags in disguise
Think it is possible to get 20 more rolls before kitasan banner ends?
>completed 16 good endings for different umas
i'm getting kinda bored anons. would it have killed them to add a second scenario earlier than when JP got it?
>>715980129it was retarded and a good change
>>715980205>Same thing happened but with Goldship SSR>Hit Skip>Another Kitasan in the mix
>>715980129>tfw no more olympic death march because women got mad they cant compete in itwhy cant IRL women be like Animu women and be good sports?
>>715979975So many legendary horses like this, Seabiscuit and Man o' War not being included because they are not Japanese, what a shame.
>>715979946Mini Cactus is one of my favourites. It's just cute.
>>715980412yeah
have you done all the G1 trophies and stuff like triple crown challenges?
PVP rewards tomorrow too
>>715980449>expecting horse girls to behave respectfully and normalIt was doomed from the start
>>715980439>>AnotherEXPLODE
>>715980431I agree. It was a retarded change.
>>715980449Currently the IOC is in the process of removing every single discipline that doesn't get a 50/50 male/female representation. Yes, they are that dumb and pussy whipped.
>>715979897It's only at this one event, and that is because it has its root in competitions for officers, who are expected to be competent with any random horse during wartime.
Not the horses fault some bitch can't handle it.
>>715980374Metas are for the weak. True warriors ride to victory with whatever they wish.
First A rank achieved! All it took was rerolling account for kitasan!
>>715979897The track layout was apparently designed like shit so the horses didn't want to jump it because there wasn't enough room and horses aren't going to make a jump that might break their leg and kill them.
Saint Boy also refused to jump for the rider before the kraut too but they kept him in for whatever stupid reason.
>>715980129>>715979897Pentathlon follows the idea of escaping somewhere and is separate from the rest of the Equine Sports.
Normal Olympic Equine events:
>Any Age>Often has the oldest Olympians in The Olympics>Your horse(s)>Either Gender can compete>Only dealing with horse ridingPentathlon
>Young Adult>Only enough training to hang onto for dear life during the horse portion>Given random horse because you don't choose your horse due to the event tradition.>Men and Women's only versions.>The most possibly lethal olympic event due to all this>I thinkHorse people love watching the horse portion of the Pentathlon because it is a guaranteed train wreck. If that was the event that girl was apart of.
>>715980421I keep getting 2nd place in the finale. The stat spikes between each URA race with no friggen time to train between them are brutal
>>715980337Yes she was a cunt, Im not denying that. The events still silly
>today we will find out who the best rider is>and the dude riding on Simboli Rudolf wins!>Meanwhile the asshoile who got Goldship who decided to go to KFC instead of performing must be the worst rider ever
>>715980412>>715980570I'm at over 250 free rolls on the banner so far from all the stuff they gave out over the last two weeks
Hoping for 20-30 more rolls before the end of the month, though not many special mission carots left to claim now
They gave out enough free horse pulls to build a team along the way too
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>>715980651>acts all cute and pure>secretly wears lewd pantiesshe need correction
>>7159802052nd worst horse next to Special Needs
>#1 cause of horse death is colic
>>715980374That can cause testicular torsion. Reroll while you can bro.
>>715980205It's Tokai Teiover...
>>715980660just watch dominion if you want to see animals getting abused, no need to get new material every 4 years
how do I into spark farming? seems like I've entered low maintenance mode and have just been doing one daily run for the past couple of days, want to make the most out it and try to make good parents
>>715979546I'm a Ryan lover but I can't seem to break B+ with her, help a brother out what deck did you use?
>>715980718>If that was the event that girl was apart of.It was
>>715980919I already got one copy of her lol. Was rolling for cards because I got jackshit.
>>715977251How did you even get 3 carats? I have yet to see any way to get any ammount that isn't divisible by 5.
>>715980812Who's the third
I was having so much fun tearing shit up with Urara then she got dead fucking last in Arima Kinen and she started crying :^)
>>715980947You can either do runs where you end up with 600 points in every skill, or do runs where at least one of the stats you want has 1100+ points. At first, you should aim for 7* umas (2* uma with a 2* parent and 3* guest parent) just to get you started.
Talk me out of paying $21 for the starter pack with the ticket
So I kinda have figured out the parent-horse system by now but the cards are still somewhat wonky to me. Why dod people go nuts about Kitasan Black again?
Can she just be drawed right now and then never again?
>>715981237Yakuza, crush this man's balls for making UmAIs
>>715980812dumpster fire-tier taste
>>715981261All the cool kids in my block brought it.
>>715981204How on earth do you reach 1k+ on a stat? Leave everything else to be G+ rank!?
>>715970515>all that estrogen, pms, and money to spendOnly way to salvage that is to turn one of them into a cool tomboy who'll want to do guy shit. Trick is making sure she doesn't turn gay in the process.
>>715981025Free event card
SC borrow
Saved all free rolls for Kita and got many MLB SR options from that
You'll get A with like 300 less speed and power, this was very lucky training RNG all run
>"stamina is important bro"
>manage to make a 900 spd 600 stam S Sprint Bourbon
>slap her into the Sprint team
>half of the time lose to some gorilla Bakushin, sometimes my own
explain??
>>715981261I bought both and you should too desu
>>715975384Yeah but she's trying to dress like a GNX-903VW Brave Commander Test Type, but had to change the colors to avoid copyright
>>715978254>>715978434Unironically pretty good design. Respected the jockey color scheme really well too.
>>715981383Good support cards and friendship training out the wazoo
>>715981445power matters too
>>715981445>he fell for the stam meme
>>715981371>>715981476You can't fool me, Cygames
Um.... What kind of good time?
>>715978360Took me a few tries until RNGesus blessed me and I managed to take the triple crown and the only hotspring ticket in my dozens of runs. I even had her run in the optional final Arima Kinen and got some nice bonus scenes out of it. King ran through the clocks up till the semi-finals and won by a hair in the finals. It was a hell of a miracle run and cemented hers as my favorite route. Between webm related and her pilot episode worthy prologue event scenes it's kinda baffling that they chose Special Week's story over hers for season 1 when King clearly has first rate heroine aura behind her.
>>715981445Uma musume is wit game
>>715979946Mechanical Vapor
>>715970475 (OP)Which uma is Rean Schwarzer?
>>7159815598 straight hours of licking her navel
>>715980795its probably not the stat spikes by themselves, its the fact that the 3 URA races don't give you the hidden +400 stat buff. try doing more optional races to get more skills to compensate for that. your uma will fuck 'em up if you get a couple recovery skills and acceleration skills, even with lower stats
>>715981510why the fuck do you need power on a front runner sprinter
>>715976945I remember there's a twitch streamer who does random science shit and he did a day eating only animal supplements and he was fine, but his shit was really solid and he worried he was going to rupture his asshole when it was over
200 puls not even one Kitasan... not gonna lie this feels bad...
>>715981383Good support carts and learning how to train effectively.
>>715981445Sprinters don't need stamina, they need power. You more or less want roughly for each distance:
>Sprint, 1/3rd power rest speed>Mile 1/6 power 1/6 stamina rest speed>Medium, long 1/3rd stamina rest speedWit you will get along they way when grinding friendship in the beginning and when having slightly less than 50% energy and no good training or races.
>>715980205That last 1500 they gave out was rigged with Teios I see
>>715981646>When the Trannylators start thinking like actual Thoroughbred owners.
>>715981443>Tosho MLB>MLB>MLB>MLBHow
>>715981443>spend money on game>my deck is worse than f2p playersi hate gacha
>>715981630>the 3 URA races don't give you the hidden +400 stat buffHUH?!
SOURCE???
>>715981443Fug, besides Eisin replacing Tosho and generally lower level caps, this is the same exact deck. At least I know I was on the right track now, thanks anon
>>715979783Brother I'm sorry for your loss. If there's one other trick I can recommend you, sometimes on longer races switch to late instead of pace, and on miles the opposite. Yea, you might have already brought skills for pace instead of late, but as long as you win first place who cares.
She's hard because you need to keep the same optimal levels of training to speed, stamina and power. I'll try a career myself and if I win, in the next threads I'll post it.
>>715981650Retard Rangers
>>715980508I will but only if I can reach total 150 rolls.
I have 124 now and with the daily currency of the "pass" thing I can reach 130.
>>715981261You should buy it so poor unemployed anons like me can play for free
>>715980374>>715980205Rerollers clearly don't know how to stack fate in their odds.
>>715981609>>715981781Will that really make her faster?
>>715981630I thought the hidden buff lasted the whole career mode?
>>715981951AAAIEEEE NISHINO-SAMA IM SORRY
>>715981630m870 was the best gfl design desu
>>715981934Ah. Forgot to add the salt.
>>715981443Is the trick to anything just stacking speed?
>>715981564I kneel, first-rate trainer.
>>715981950of course, aerodynamic navel licking is a well known source of power for umas
>>715981785>SOURCE???it was revealed to me in a dream!
>>715981569ironic witposting is still witposting
>>715981869I mean if it makes you feel any better, considering how she ended up I felt like it was possible with better RNG, a lot of the numbers behind the scenes all went wrong at once, not sure who to train now tho but i'll figure it out tomorrow, maybe just go back to a character i already beat a career with, or just try a character i didn't get a good ending with, like Haru or Scarlet.
>>715981701Ah, so whaling! Got it.
>>715982047That's a lot of Guts SSR.
Usually, how many carots/pulls can you get in a month?
>>715981951I look like this
>>715982030shes literally the only good thing waterkuma has ever created
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>>715981445Do you watch the races? This is mine in B2. Loses to max speed max wit Baku sometimes as well, but it's always neck/nose either way
i'm borrowing a kita for very career, no way i'm gonna be able to pull one
>>715982108...
I'm afraid I will have to penalize you.
>>715982156his cards are not whale cards, what u on about
>>715982161If you actually play the game, around pic-related but it isn't counting the Events or Legend Races.
>>715982220One? You mean 5? MLB Kita or bust. Like unironically.
>>715982107Modern sports science sure is something.
>>715981445>600 stam S Sprint Bourbonyou fell for it; at best 400 stamina is enough for sprint, what you actually need it power to continue your acceleration and actually win the race
>>715982156>3 SR cards>1 event welfare card that's also one of the best speed cards at the moment>1 stat-stick SSR>1 SSR borrowed from a whaleAnyone can do this. If you want that guy's trainer ID just ask.
>>715981786If you can then, I'd suggest using stam legacies to help out with the jump up to Long races during career. Can give big stat spikes
I will say again though it was really lucky training
>slow metabolism didn't go away after 3 tries
SON OF A BITCH
I'm still searching for an id with a level 50 Super Creek. Best I found is a 40.
>>715972484Pigshitonballs is still active on Twitter, he's fine.
I started horsemaxxing as well because of him. That shit gets you really hydrated.
>>715982504Glue her, anon. Follow your heart.
>>715982560
>>715982246How else do you get capped out SSRs? On a side note, with everyone else rushing out to get SSR Kitasans, do I need not bother and just use the friend slot to mooch em off others?
>>715982050I'd say it depends on cards. My best options are speed so I prioritise training that which also trains power. I mostly get power and stam from legacies and will take rainbows on them when they appear
>>715982648You will need your own eventually once there are other meta cards you need to borrow.
>Guts trains both speed, power and Guts
Why would you not just full train this with 2 max stam Legacy umas?
>>715982504What does slow metabolism mean? Is it like where horses become severely constipated?
>>715982537https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
>>715982159Yeah it's weird how they kept coming even though I pretty much stopped using them once Kitasan bannered. I got both copies of the Mejiro Palmer one with the pink tickets too. I get a SSR or a 3* about 1 in every 2 rolls so I'm just piling up carats to clutch some extra Kitasans on the final day. Haven't even burned through most of the story movies for carats yet.
>>715982648he has no maxed ssrs what are you on about? that kitasan is a friend card...
>>715982717Because the world isn't ready for the guts meta yet.
>>715978434>winter uniform>summer colorsI hate quaternaries so fucking much
>>715982220I got Kita, but I borrow Super Creek every career. That's how it goes
>>715982648Anon??? your meta welfare event support card from the release week event????
>>715982537honestly 40 more than acceptable. It's all for Maestro anyway
>>715982941NTA but i couldn't be bothered to grind out the last 200k event points for the last copy and i'm glad i didn't, that shit was draining
>>715983005Might as well benefit from the Stamina bonus and Specialty Priority.
>>715983053Pretty sure you'll get one final copy once the event returns & gets archived
>>715982941When can we get this if we rerolled for kita?
>>715982941>Missed it>No Sweep Tosho eitherAh....
How the fuck do I know the rally dace races? They don't even tell me which Umas can do them
>>715983198I have one maxed out if you ever need it
977650653143
>>715983213check your trophy hall
>>715982874i'm lucky that i have a super creek so it all works out lol
>>715983053It's fine, it's free MLB SSR, but running it alongside SR speed MLBs, the latter always seem to reach rainbow first
And the gold skill is for Pace Chasers so it's not universal
The final LB is for increased speed appearance, but imo it's not enough to be reliable regardless. One off MLB is fine
i never train guts and i have like 3 guts SSR cards
>>715983192Once the event gets archived, you can get one copy after reading the story. I assume you can MLB it by using uncap crystals, but you'll probably have better speed cards by that point, not to mention that the card will be powercrept.
>>715983213https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
Search a race here, and it'll show you all the Umas that have it as a main race, and other stats like year/day/lenght.
In actuality, any Uma can do any race, you just have to know the date.
I'm so happy for her, I feel like a good trainer :D
>>715983643kek nicely done
dreams do come true
>>715983643Based fellow Haru enjoyer
>>715983643I love my horsedaughter so much
>>715983643URA Final is just the first step for Urara.
You need to make her win the Arima Kinen too (you need legacies for that).
>>715984109She placed dead fucking last but I prefer not to mention it
>>715984158There's a secret event if you make her win.
>>715983643This isnt impressive in the slightest. winning URA is piss easy.
Come back when you win the arima kinen race with her
>>715984262Let anon enjoy the moment.
>>715984262yeah yeah we're all so impressed, always a bigger dick in the sea ain't it
go blow your load on the floor you worm that's all its worth
>>715983643Extremely based and cute
>>715984262Fuck you, I'll work on that