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On a business trip to Florida, one of my buds, his eyes, and avant garde cachet bigger than his capacity, ordered a full-blown shashimi boat from the Japanese restaurant corporate took us to as a reward. I ordered teriyaki chicken, bold, I know.
Anyway, he got green faced when presented with the reality, so a Russian colleague consumed it on his behalf. Later, I went with him as he chugged two Burger King quarter pounders.
Later, we checked in, and I laughed for a solid hour as Jesse "The Body" venture had won the Minnesota governorship that evening.
God damn. All these memories, like tears in rain.