NIGGA HEIL HITLER

shit thread

Rest in power Adolf Hitler

>>149939579
Why are bongs always crying?

>>149939591
Have you seen the food they eat?

See you tomorrow for Friday Fights ONEchads

Thinkn of Ilia

>>149939601
>tf
>tp

Is the UFC getting bigger or declining?

What is your opinion?

AMNNHH

>>149939640
Right now Ilia is the only drawl in the UFC

>>149939591
It's a shit thread. No more heem leaders in the locker room. It's over. Morale is gone. The heemst has fallen.

>>149939645
Makhachev and Merab?

NIGGA HULK HOGAN
HULK HOGAN
ALL MY NIGGAS HULKAMANIACS NIGGA HULK HOGAN

Chael. Jeans. Tight.

>>149939679
Damn DC bloatmaxxed

>>149939650
who asked you to cry?

I am a real american
fight for the rights of every meng

>>149939650
imagine you're taking a shit in a nice hotel lobby bathroom and chael starts shouting about kevin lee smdh HH

>>149939670
Mere afterthoughts and co mains

>>149939571 (OP)
Who's to blame? Colby or Buck?

my boy kelvin lookin trim

VITAMINS
MILK
PRAYERS
DO EM

>>149939734
He looks like he fucks asian bitches.

>>149939719
He was shouting in the bathroom about how shit wmma is (valentina vs grasso 3), thoughbeit.

>>149939743
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149939783
apropos

>>149939734
Very chadly per usual from The Kelvin gastlum

>CONOR'S DICK

What's up faggot nigger, yeah wassup retarded nigger? Sup?

wait shit hulk hogan put the inaugural bmf belt on meng. what now?

>>149939842
on his meng? or on the other guy's meng?

>>149939688
your thread is shit. deal with it.

what's going on with bj penn

Y'all are giddy about a average sized meng gg

I think RDR beats whittaker

>>149939829
aduhhhhhhhhh

>>149939860
Are you really still crying? While posting in it?

>>149939829
Wanderlei stop

Hulk Hogan dies and every piece of media widely discusses him, whether positive, negative, or neutral. If the most notable figure in mma like Conor died, he wouldn’t get a fraction of the press. MMA will remain insignificant in the cultural landscape forever.

>>149939912
if dana died he would get as much press

I think hulk hogan if he was still alive he would want us to help BJ penn, what should we do heemsters

BlowJob Pennis

peaked at /pw/ to see what they thought of hulk, and the niggas over there are pretty normal dudes

>>149939941
it's insane how bad of a stoppage this was, like you can clearly see ion still swinging even if he's faking being hurt like a tard

>>149939888
i watched through the lay’n’pray wall’n’stall era. this is nothing. the thread is only slightly more pathetic

jiri's sister can get it

>>149939888
Seems your the one who's feelings are hurt, OPee

Whats really good fuck nigger??

>he thinks that's the OP
lol

>>149939972
It's not even my thread I tricked you and you fell for it

>>149939912
breh mma was invented when pw was already around for like 100 years

>>149940028
umm ever heard of pankration chud

>>149939734
motivated kelvin gets down to 125 and becomes flyweight ilia

>>149940004
Cope. Mad bitch

>>149939591
Because a day without sorrow is a rare occurrence.

>>149940054
You're brown. Dilate.

I can't get erect

>>149940107
have you tried looking at big tits?

kinda mental jack slack was invited on to JRE and he turned him down.

>>149940054
GOTTEM

>>149940118
Yeah

>>149940120
aura
how come? i assume he wanted to keep the anonymity and didn't give a bollocks about jre regardless

>>149940120
probably pakistani

>>149940149
he didn't want the fame. didn't want his pod to blow up out of nowhere. just likes his community the way it is.
still fuckin' mental. The bump his page woulda got + patreon subs. He does well for himself but STILL

>>149940098
never let them see you seethe b

>>149939734
To all the niggas who called me a broke Reddit bitch and told me that I wasn’t ever gonna get a 100 dollar haircut: you lost.

do we have the technology yet to create an octagon of screens that creates the realistic illusion of a fight happening in it?

/HEEM/... We need to have a serious discussion...

>>149940218
I ask not for softer rules, but harder fighters

>>149940218
surprised he still makes content after his USAID money ran out.

>>149940175
Keep seething bitch

>>149940242
Turn your monitor on.

>>149940249
Turn it off

remember when weili zhang did the aussie aussie aussie? that shit was powerful, man.

Still waiting for unc sonnens hulk video so i know how to feel

Just bought two cases of Real American Beer a bunch of weed and took the next three days off. I'm in mourning

>>149940249
>Mexico
LOL

>>149939941
whatever happened to cutelaba anyway

>>149940242
kek even the pathetic limp wristed frenchy is buck broken by the truth.

I can't stop looking.

>>149940321
Eat a hotdog and watch Hogan vs Andre, brother.

You dumb stupid retarded morherfucker kill yourself

Hey guys just released my in depth 157 minute breakdown of ufc Abu Dhabi fight by fight lmk what you think

Remember to smash that like button and subscribe

brendan? schaub.

what was your first car /heem/? for me it was the 2013 honda civic

>>149940374
I listened to Hulkster in Heaven earlier and it broke my heart

>>149940398
2004 mustang gt convertible

Remember when Hogan's kid permaheemed that guy?

>>149940398
1996 Toyota Tacoma, it still runs one of my nephews drives it now, got it from dad (rip)

>>149940405
This guy’s Italian btw

>>149940340
He stopped being cute

remmy the riddler is one of the most hyped prospects in years. young, undefeated, south african i think. the ufc needs this.

>>149940398
1997 Chevrolet Malibu. Teal.

>>149940425
Shitbox

>>149940446
Shitbox

>>149940398
2002 Toyota Camry XLE. I got it at 112k miles. Drove great for 4 years then one of the cylinders blew up and the car was dead. It was a great first car.

>Bongs just got heem'd off of 4chan forever

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

https://youtu.be/fKJDAVvs_JA

>>149940398
84 honda civic hatchback. it literally had a manual choke, like a lawn mower

>>149940461
Shitbox

>>149940427
I know that's why I posted him, I'd never paint actual Native Americans in a positive light

>>149940454
Hell yeah brother HH

if this guy keeps insulting our first cars I might begin to see traces of red and NOBODY wants that

ok now imagine driving your first car as fast as it can towards francis ngannou, who wins? keep in mind he can punch as hard as a ford escort going as fast as it can

Zhang Weili with a dick or Payton Talbott with a pussy

Where is britain? Are they safe? Are they alright?

>>149940512
I choose prime Meisha Tate with two butts

>>149940512
if talbuss has the afro then from behind i could just pretend i'm race mixing in the 70s

>>149940398
An mans ass

Post your personal information if you wish to continue posting on heem.co.uk bonglads

>>149940531
kek

I love Ari!

>>149940534
The British govt is going to heem all the actual British left I fear and then try to convince the world Britain was always populated with people named Ramsheep

how do wwe guys work like 300 days a year or something? isnt it just the one day a week? or do they do rehearsals or something the rest of the week?

bro is hoisting up a 25 year old man

Does this mean /box/ is dead

Can't say I'll miss you bongs all your takes and post were shit

S

Where is spammy?

>>149940398
2008 Audi S5 Quattro. My parents agreed to buy me a new car that was "safe" for my birthday. Apparently they didn't know much about hrsprs. I got my first ticket for doing 91 in a 65 the next day. Loved that car.

>>149940218
Frankly? YES!

>>149940398
2005 Tiburon drift missile

>>149940462
I haven't seen this many dead Brits since 1776.

>>149940594
Shitbox

>>149940611
didnt ask where you were sleeping b

>>149940611
Nah that's u

>shitbox shitbox shitbox shitbox shitbox shitbox

>>149940587
Good.

Uh yeah bro Id say my life is pretty damn good rn ngl 2 yall god bless

>>149940534
Nah 4chan decided to not comply with the verification shit and decided to kek them out. uk ISPees and domains aren't able to post or even view 4chan as of an hour ago I believe.

remember when booker T went: hulk hogan.. we comin for you nigga!

Hey pussies you still there?

>>149940642
>gaterade zero
cmon b

>>149940650
Yeah whatsap

Dana seems like he’s unironically on suicide watch these days

>>149940650
You won't be. Just a matter of time now.

>>149940654
I prefer the red zero pal, I dilute it with water usually 1 bottle per gallon

>>149940642
Why you upside down broseph?

>>149940646
>turns monitor on
>turns monitor on
>turns monitor on
>turns monitor on

>>149940642
>Dogshit shitbox slopburgers and the gayest shitbox Gatorade flavor laying on a shitbox worn out poorfag wicker table

I'd feel sorry for you if I thought of you as a human being and not some obese mongrel living in a shitbox trailer.

>>149940669
ah fair enough la
was gonna say you need a proper bev or at least a proper gatorade but if you use it as water zest that's ok

>>149940701
dunked on that doofus

They call me 3 burgers cuz I eat 3 burgers

What changes would you make in the UFC?

/heem/ approved gatorade flavors:
green
white
lime cucumber

>>149940642
Lmao if you eat shit like this I could snap your neck like a toothpick

>>149940701
Roll Tide brother -HH

more of a powerade guy myself. blue even

Julk Jogan

>>149940729
1) legalize swinging neckbreakers
2) legalize guns
3) make dana oink on live ppv

>>149940587
Once someone's dead you can't make them undead

met death sentence

>>149940749
Ben Askren died 3 fuckin times

I prefer Snake Juice

I'd drink Blanchfields booty sweat over red gatorade

>>149940729
Give everyone knives and release hungry tigers in the cage

Let's try that anon

Now that's a sip

>>149940765
are we supposed to see that as worse

>>149940765
Me too

>>149940795
I'd pick the former over water after walking through the desert for 14 hours

I wish Brazzers had a Jon Anik voice track on their videos

>>149940778
For me, it's Bang Black Cherry Vanilla

>>149939571 (OP)
OMG THIS GUY WAS SLIGHTLY MEAN TO BLACKIES WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Sniif* guys a scumbag man

jean silva reminds me of prime figgy

>>149940828
Muh hecking niggerinos :(

>>149940642
Sneedbeast gettin them revved

Joe Rogan vs Liver King.

How would be the fight_

Imagine a grown ass man ordering goy slop couldn't be me

Xadame Pensacola Armpit Piggy

>>149940848
Stop that

>>149940729
A heem counts as 2 wins
Getting heemed counts as 2 losses

imagine not having 24k gold labubus with dubai chocolate and matcha lattes

>>149940875
man shit the fuck up nigga

>>149940878
claro backflips aura farming

>>149940846
Liverking of the jungle or Joe the pussycat?
Come on b

>>149940729
>put all wmma on its own separate cards and slowly stop doing them
>change and add male weightclasses until i like the look of it better
>no more veteran ring card girls, only young 10s
>no longer allowed to grapple for more than a minute at a time
>change rules to massively punish any boring bullshit non-fighting check collectors
>fine joe rogan 10 million dollars any time he disrespects my changes

>>149940825
yea those are pretty good I also enjoy Reign Cherry Limeade

I just drink my own piss

regardless of what hogan did in the ring, and backstage, he was simply an old man with a love for violence here

>Ribas vs Ricci fight week

>HW
Prime of the division was 10-15 years ago and since then it’s been shit
>LHW
Has always been shit until the last couple of years and is now arguably in the best state it’s been since the late 00s
>MW
Has been stacked for the past decade and is one of the most consistently entertaining divisions in UFC history
>WW
Shit for the past decade, last entertaining champ was Lawler
>LW
In the worst state it’s been in some time. Prime of the division was the decade stretch of Aldo’s reign to Oliveria’s reign
>FW
Dead division, worst state it’s even been in. Volk is a paper champ who is going to get chinned again soon
>BW
Arguably in the best state it’s ever been in
>FW
Who cares

Agree?

>>149940900
>>no longer allowed to grapple for more than a minute at a time
They definitely need to be faster with the standup. Guys will be laying in half guard for 90 seconds before Herzog says anything.

>>149940732
Riptide Rush is the GOAT Gatorade. I have a pallet of 20oz bottles in my garage and 60 of the 6 gallon things of concentrate in my basement I bought because they were discontinuing it and it's hard to find cheap here now. After all of that is gone I guess I'll have to start drinking Fierce Grape for my hangovers and workouts I guess.

Stone Cold Steve Austin was way cooler than Hulk Hogan nigga was a fuckin GEEK

>>149940944
If I didn't know better I'd say this is two lesbians that just got finished with zumba

>>149940950
jabronie mark without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks

>>149940950
OH HELL YEAH

no wonder you niggas so fat you drink some fucking sugar water by the gallon

>>149940980
Nigga you eat multiple pizzas

I only watch UFC so it’s always weird seeing regional or low level professional webms of people getting heemed. They all have an unathletic, uncoordinated create-a-fighter look to them. You would think after getting highlight reel KOd and your scrub opponent celebrating like he just won a world title you’d realize you’re not even succeeding at a low level and just hang em up

>>149940980
sugar free bitch

>>149940980
I have a 6 pack bordering on an 8 pack

>>149940990
nigga that was my lil bro and he was bulking

>>149940729
No Muslims.

i liked kurt angle and scotty 2 hotty

>>149941000
of mountain dew yeah fat fuck

>>149940980
>Americans right now

multiple
finnish
pizzas

>>149940950
BEAT DEBRA

>>149941016
OOOOOOOOOOOOH IT'S OVER

>>149941015
Kurt Angle was also a milk drinking dweeb, Scotty was litty doin that lil worm jawn.

>>149941030
Man used to be heeming my meng to her back in the day

>>149941030
RAISE SOME HELL

>>149940932
>LHW has always been shit
LHW was the flagship division from the inception of weight classes until Jon cleared it out. LHW has only sucked about 5-6 years and has been better than 185 the whole time

But my heckin Spider anime chess matches

>>149940729
Legalize the Walls of Jericho. Ridiculous they don’t allow it since Royce Gracie won 6 fights in a row with it

>>149941035
The worm was the worst finishing move in wrestling history but 8 year old me fuckin loved it

wrestlings fuckin gay no wonder you guys like it

>>149940993
That defeatist attitude is why you will never HEEM on the big stage fuccboi. Lots of great fighters started out on the low circuit and getting their asses beat by farmboys that heem'd them. Then they learned from it and became some of the most influential fighters ever. Matt Hughes lost his first five low level pro fights, Forrest Griffin, Robbie Lawler, etc.

the precise precision of Anderson Silva!

>>149941085
I like you b

>>149941085
TKO era bitch. Deal with it.

>>149941015
Unfathomably based, Scotty 2 Hotty and GrandMasterSexay are the canonical strongest

Wressling is fake guys

>When Hogan saw red and became Dark Hogan

>>149941162
was it fake when I filled my socks to stacey keibler?

>>149941179
fake love

>>149940932
>MW Has been stacked for the past decade
Marvin Vettori was the best wrestler in there for like 3 consecutive years bro

>>149941179
I touched Stacy keiblers ass at a house show after a bra and panties match I was like 9 and she just stared at me as she walked away to the back, shaped my future that moment.

>>149940993
>I only watch UFC so i-ACK!!!!!!!
no one cares broke little reddit bitch

>>149940993
Most fighters in America are wrestling washouts. They’re tough but they are not good athletes

Meng status-heemed

for me it's chubby redheads with big tits

>>149939734
This is the kind of dude who takes your seat at the bar when you go to the bathroom then tells you to fuck off when you come back and ask for your seat back

>>149941306
Busty redheads are how you know God exists

>BJ Penn begs former Dana White and former sponsors to help him get back his house from the army residing in it that is stealing everything he has
Will Dana make the call?

I remember when Sable debuted and my fuckning dick almost exploded. Bar none the hottest woman in wrestling holt fucking shit b I got a Raw magazne and it had these crazy huge phots of her in her underwear and shit and as an 7 year old let me tell you one thing: ho. Lee. fuk.

And Sunny too, I really liked Sunny

What's up pussy nigger? What's up retarded nigger? Sup?

Jesus I thought people were joking all day hulks actually dead

first time i got my shitbox i blasted that tokyo drift song with the windows down, i didnt give a fuck

former UFC legend Penn lives in a studio shack and on the property of the house he's banned from and does his laundry at a laundromat. My God, The Prodigy has become a janny

why was penn fighting well past his prime if hes rich anyway?

>>149941306
The Tessa Fowler days are long behind us b

yo yan still fighting? aljo had an entire career since they last fought

>>149941492
fraid so, i fear

norma dumont's honey braps have more heem power than anyone in the 145lb division and below

Yeah I'll fuck your life up badly little bitch don't fuck with me ever

>>149941481
I'm really not even sure, Penn always seemed a bit off before all the thousands of punches to the face desu so maybe him going crazy is just what he does when he cant fight

deep..

I’m not opposed to ‘black people’ the people, I’m opposed to black people, the race and concept

Legendary Jewish power

>>149941534
talmbout some jon jones forehead demon type shit?

Can someone explain to me how this guy wormed his way into the spotlight?! Is he Dana's wife's bull so he gets a secret push??? Why is he on the Jaxxxon podcast as a mainstay? Why is he always on rogan?
You don't have to win to get hype and attention, but he doesn't even have the other things.
*Isn't a highlight heeming artist
*He rarely has that entertaining fight-otn fights
*He has a block of wood personality
*His "fight like they le owed him money" fights were in the reebok era- now all he has is Smiff win and an entertaining finishing LOSS to Pereddit
What am I missing about him? Why is ESPeeN doing pieces on him all the time???

>>149941622
He’s a likable guy with a good backstory

>>149941622
A well spoken black man that respects other people and doesn't talk shit is kind of a rarity bappa

>>149941622
Because he’s so articulate

>>149941622
He's a blk boy who acts like a good wyt boy.

>>149941622
he's one of the few homegrown UFC talents so they're trying to act like he's better than he is

>>149941622
hes probably just asking to be on and good for him

There's more money in blackface (Conor, Eminem) than there is in whiteface (Khalil, Darrius Rucker) and we need to have a frank discussion on this inequity.

Joe Rogan sees a young Khalil Rountree in himself.

>>149941662
yeh you wish mate

>>149941653
you need to change my stinky diaper panties playa and get the mess out

Joe Rogan is a horrible interviewer there I said what were all thinking

>>149941679
sometimes hes good

Joe has sugar in his tank and we all know this to be fact

For me it’s Joe calling things out with absolute certainty in a clear and convincing articulation for dumb people, and being completely wrong moments after

>>149940924
bear?

>>149939734
why do thes doos feel the need to put powder

>>149941662
In where specifically

Look it up.

joe rogan the type of nigga to let a special needs kid admire his big little meng in the locker room

PVZ bamhole

>>149940946
is that the purple one? that one don't taste like anything i don't know what you see in it

For me it's when Joe acts like a bunch of dipshit neanderthals clubbing each other is a marvel cape shit movie
>THOSE LEGS ARE LIKE BALLISTIC MISSILES MIKE JUST LOOKING FOR A TARGET
>KHIMZART BABUNOV HAS A PUNCH LIKE AN AR-15 HITTING AN AMERICAN CHILD DC!
he's good overall and I miss goldberg

>>149941766
if not for niggas like you, bongs might be allowed on 4chan.
and for this I thank you

we've been in the dark age of mma for 8 years now

>>149941766
based bungussy

>>149941772
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/M-yhkboMU-Y?feature=share

if you grabbed PvZ's ham wallet as you would a sandwich and stretched it down, which one would expand? Her pussy, or bunghole? Such a marvelous mystery for the ages

>>149939591
MMA isn’t their sport. Bong MMA fans are the equivalent to American soccer fans. It’s the disenfranchised losers of society

>>149941785
>DO YOU FUCKIN REALIZE JUST HOW MANY SERBIANS MIRKO EXECUTED? AN ANTITERRORIST ETHNIC CLEANSING MACHINE, A FUCKING KILLER

>>149941781
people say apes are strong but I don't buy it seems like a psyop to protect them from getting heemed

>>149941841
thyis desu going to go heem a gorilla now see you soon

>>149941841
I saw a webm of a pajeet getting heemed by a monkey like the size of a medium sized dog, a macaque? Either way that monkey bodied that freak and bit his head and scalped half his skin off

>>149941857
pajeet men are weaker than eastern european women there's been studies on this

id heem those burgs

>>149941841
ive only seen chimps heem chimps and they tear them apart. humeng cant do that to meng so they must be strong as fuck

>>149941874
Missed opportunity using Gohan instead of Roshi. And why does Goku have a pussy?

>>149941880
I COULD TEAR NORMA DUMONT IN HALF GIVEN ENOUGH TIME

>>149941880
i think we could but we'd have to want to and i don't think anyone wants to

so no 1 was going to tell me ufc.com was working just fine on chrome?

>>149941894
roshi is the old mans hand next to vegeta

>>149941874
can you leave the ai alone man

>>149941866
How many pajeets could you heem at once? I believe I'd get through at least a dozen before the stench overwhelmed me

>>149941949
>>149941894

>>149941945
I will jerk off to this fight

>>149941945

>>149941937
Think you mean head b but the original has an old man in the spot Gohan is placed at Roshi would be a logical fit.

How about jacuzzi jacuzzi

>>149941937
i got your joke b

>>149941874
Haha now do Piccolno Goya!!!!

make AI picture of War Machine kicking Crusty Mack through a Sonic Drive-Thru window

and then make a chibi war machinewith his hood up drinking a slushee flipping off the 7/11 cashier

Yes

make ai video of justin gaychee picking up a book and being electrocuted so much he turn to skeleto!!!

nah nigga the pains in my chest
matter fact call paramedics i think i might be -ACK

>>149939679
actually good coach choices

>>149942021
nah I'm good

>>149941799
1 english champion
0 american champions

imagine if they cared

>>149941766

Crusty Mack...yeah Ive fucked an few of those....regertably...

>>149942085
not ideal, booze helps

this place just feels so much better now and I realize it's because Britain (and box) have been erased from the world. We should all go to box and post about mma fighters destroying boxers because there's nothing they can do about it once Kier "THE KILLER" Starmer shuts their fuckin lights off

Oh UK isn't here anymore? hmm

>no more bacon bussy zatdaddy posting

kek they actually died !!!!

bongs are still around >>149942087

Whos gonna be new picksbrough???

>>149942159
you are now picksbro

Good always defeats evil no more bongs hahahaha in the bin you go

I'm gonna go take a shit in box

I don't like the bongs getting banned, imagine how uppity they're going to be once they're unbanned in a week

Now we just need to get rid of the finns

>>149942207

Well I'll have a coke

Finnish posts should light up and have a golden aura surrounding them

>>149942209
Thong sandal wearing fag

>>149942219

>box is still all boomer bongs

Is there a number we can call to report escaped bongs?

>>149939571 (OP)
HH BROTHA

Gm HH

>>149942278
>heems you
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HUGE KNOCK OUT FOR PYAAT HAEEMSHIL

heem hitler

.

>>149942148
it's probably just one guy with a decent vpn talking to himself b...sadly

>>149942309

>>149942305
isn't this guy so inbred he can't get licensed to fight anywhere but sand land? How's he going to ever fight Dricdaddy

it was actually real?

>>149942312
Yes it's a vpn meme now. It's mainly the fury fin spammy.

are you guys dumb or something. the act was enacted yesterday. now the bong police have to go through every social media site and determine if they are good or bad. then go to ISPs and have them ban the bad sites.
this will take ages

Wow I can't believe every single bong on earth died the same day as Hulk Hogan

Moms is being a bitch again

>>149942020
>im here jon

>>149942360
He's more seething coping that dricus was lucky and wants to see khamzat win.

about to start writing letters to canadian parliament
on the topic of mixed martial arts, of course

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE

>>149942415
barking at the wrong tree nigga

Morning lads

>>149942406
Can't wait for DDP to stuff the takedown and gas Chimaev out

>>149942451
You aren't real

step up then
take a swing

>>149942384
It's actually 4chan not having the manpower to deal it so they just heemed them all. A few vpns might be able to get on, and some more resourceful individuals can show up as other flags.
And no, they don't have to individually sift through social media accounts anymore, boomboom. It's far easier to monitor. And as niche as somewhere like 4chan... any stragglers would be heemed by the little bong police. I'm afraid it's over...

>>149942461
Sinilar physique to mine own, hoensltly

Not one tone deaf, unintentionally funny or retarded social media post from a MMA personality regarding Hulk Hogan's passing. My disappointment is immeasurable.

>>149942421
I GOTTA KILL FAZZA, I CAN'T TAKE THIS FIGHT

I AM A REAL SCARED DAGESTAN

FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO DUCK TONY MAN

I guess he followed them in the end

ahahahah get fucked pakibong you gay bitch guess your daddies couldn't save your bitch ass

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WHAT A COMEBACK!

For me it's clicking any mma video, from the smallest youtuber to the Jewriel Helwani, to every single fight commentator, fighter and former fighter, and hearing them get asked who they think wins Khamzat vs DDP
Every one takes a moment in deep thought and says ".. I believe Khamzat has to finish him early. The later the fight goes, the more chance Dricus will have to win". Then the journo acts like his mind has been blown "that's a VERY insightful heckin prediction!!!"

>>149942470
ur both black

>>149942548
It's unironically the correct analysis tho. Khamzat has 8 minutes of cardio and fades hard after that. He'd have lost a 5 rounder against Burns or Usman

Khumshart is a BBC loving mountain bastard that will get looney tunes smashed straight to hell by Dickin Du Bussy

you probably think
you think you're cooler than me

>>149942557
No shit. There's nothing insightful about it. That's why I'm sick of seeing faggot jounos pretend like it's a surprising crazy prediction.

I wouldn't have heem any other way right now
Right now were perfect.

>>149942571
Sadly. And then he'll just be a weird 31 year old acting like a retarded teenager. It's getting to the age where it's embarrassing, especially if he loses the title fight. Even Khabob talks about him like a retarded little kid. It's sad.

alright im going to bed
good nite

yeh fairies wear boots'an ya gotta believe me

Hap Hogan

How does one conquer one's own discontent?

>>149940092
shut up emo

>>149942645
Outsmarting your enemies and killing them

>>149942645
drugs

>>149942613
take heart my friend know his failure in the cage will lead to his explosion on the field of some shithole near Russia

>>149939571 (OP)
Billed at 6 foot 7 (201 cm) btw

>>149940398
2007 Honda Pilot. Ran smooth and saved my life in exchange for its own. A better car no man could ask for.
I drive Honda to this day (currently a 2020 Accord).

>types out detailed analysis of why khamzat sucks
>remembers i need to pretend he's good
>deletes it all

>>149942627
I'm reporting you to the E.B.F (escaped british faggot) hotline mate!

son, son, youve gone too far

>>149942673
cos smoking and tripping is all that you doooo

Sources are claiming that DDP asked for the fight to be 1 rounder to showcase his skills and have the best possible Chimaev as an opponent. What a beast. Dana obviously refused.

>>149942671
This is how I feel about Ankaliev but I never even get to posting the first letter before realizing it would go nowhere

Why are Bongs still here? I thought they were supposed to get snapped out of existence by Hiroshimoot. This displeases me.

Dana had a cotton candy corn dog to shove into his pink piggy bubblegum asshole havin mouth

going home late last night

>>149942713
I'm working in co-ordination with the 2 non-British posters in box to stamp out this uprising

suddenly i got a fright

yeah i looked through a window

just farted

and surprised what i saw

fairy with boots are dancin' with a dwarf

What if the last thing a British poster saw was someone telling them to turn their monitor off I bet that'd be fuckin scary

yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

yeah i saw it, i saw it, i tell you no lies

>>149942713
4chan doesn't have to do anything if they don't comply. It's up to the bongs to blacklist sites that don't comply from ISPs

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1m8pibu/ddp_says_he_wants_to_wrestle_w_khamzat_the_whole/

Gotta admire DDP's confidence. He's probably the sportiest champion in the UFC today.

>>149942848
Hate to break it to you, but I shan't be opening a link to that website.

Excellent job promoting your next title bout monsieur gane. This will be as big as your fight with Ngannou.

>>149942864
Wgaf. That reddit link is more valuable content than you'll post over the next month you goose neck faggot

>>149942871
Shut up bitch

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1m8ek4f/perfect_list/

Yan's a real one

>>149942882
Afraid I have to agree with this post. Afraid so, afraid so...

>>149942889
Loathe to present the news to you in this fashion, but there is no circumstance in which I would intentionally access this link you provided.

Okay guru bros. I tried watching your boy, I really did. He's quite literally the biggest casual on youtube. All he talks about is who he "wants to see" be the champion because it "looks good for the sport" or some shit. Never interested in seeing who the best is. It's always 'This guy will bring in new fans for the sport' 'This guy looks really cool the way he throws his strikes". 'yuck this guy doesn't have a good freeze frame silhouette when he's throwing a jab' (all while slobbing on Dricus dick because they're friends)
His companions he just cries and copes for the fighter he picks, while complaining that Rogan is biased? Meanwhile everytime the fighter he picked to win whiffs he screams "NOSTY RIGHT HAND". Eveytime the guy he picked against lands clean on his boy, he copes "Missed jab. Missed landed on the shoulder" It's embarrassing.
The rest of his content is like one of those tabloid boomer magazines you see next to the checkout counter at the store but for mma. Kind of funny but his mma tryhard shit is a joke.

>>149942916
Don't give him clicks

>>149942671
post it pussy

i just heard uk got banned from 4chan
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

heem is having some BAD BLOOD

For the last time the UK isn't banned from 4chan. It's that they aren't allowed to visit here anymore

>>149942927
Damn that's crazy

>>149942871
wtf did you just say about sweden you sonuvabitch

they added the British flag to the list of memeflags so pay them no mind

>>149942956
its fucking over for you

Wait are they allowed on Reddit and Instagram and stuff?

>>149942882
>>149942962
y'dun madder bubba

just a shot in the daaaark

>>149942977
get out of here go on git

>>149942986

Goin' home late last night
Suddenly, I got a fright
Yeah, I looked through a window and surprised what I saw
Fairy with boots are dancin' with a dwarf

>>149942927
Kwaboty for sure b

Ozzy Osborne is burning in hell

What are you gonna do when Hulkamania fucking dies on you brother?

First for Finland

So, I went to the doctor, see what he could give me
He said, "Son, son, you've gone too far
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do"

Malcolm Jamal Warner drowned to death yesterday and didn't even get a mention today kek

Joe Rogans wife and Khalil rountree senior have history

>>149943027
prepare for the ultimate insult when they make him a black man in a biographical movie

>>149943031
Gane is actually French, nice try though

>>149943083
Hulk was from florida thougheverbeit

My doctor told me that I can jerk off whenever I want to

Scratch that what she actually said was that I "could have a stroke at any time"

Tom Aspinal getting pissed at people taking pictures of his son.

>>149943178
That was Terry Bollea brother

if BJ hadn't quit on that stool they wouldn't have sent the clone army after him

>>149943182
Same except my doctor is female and I impregnated her sixty times on the spot

What does Zionism mean

Just shat my pants again STAY FROSTY

>>149943221
Zion is that place from the Fallout new vegas DLC

>>149943182
My doctor made me submit photo verification before giving me the go ahead

>>149943222
mmmmmmm badd ass

>>149943207
Why wouldn't Tom love his son is there something wrong with him?
>>149943213
That was me and my butt hurts

Stop taking pictures of my retarded fookin son ya cunt!

Me sons half polish ya know

Might explain the pant shitting
>>149943221
It means Not Welcome

>>149943240
hes blaming his son its himself hes shamed of, stumbling about with his filthy poop shoes on body like a stay puft binman

Mmmmm polish sausage

Every time we go out you fucking cunts are taking pictures of me bloody son for fuck sake!

I'm half Polish

FROM THE WAIST DOWN

oh lil scabie meson just havin a laff shovin kittens in the furnace wild boy him

>>149943255
What's wrong with finis you somali communist

The MMA world has turned on Topiglet. His transition to full blown heel is almost complete.

My depression didn't last long, I'm ready to post

>>149943262
nothing i have kabanossi in my fridge

I heard you guys nattering away about us not being able to post from today. Well here I am. Read em and weep.

Do something boy

>>149943273
*ankle picks you*
what up loser

>>149943269
Nice.
Very nice.

>>149943273

>>149943280
Fuck you man

>>149943294
That was a bit of an overreaction

>THE uae warrior, muhamed yaya?
yeah i'm thinkin yaya

>>149943329
Yeah sorry mate, pre workout plus cialis got me amped up

>>149943352
Yaya TRUUUUUUUUUUUSS

>>149943268
Glad to hear it, got any awesome MMA related .WebM's to share?

bryce has honestly looked more sucked out, dehydrated and on deaths door cutting to 145. he must have changed diet and lost real weight well before this training camp instead of just cutting 10 more lbs to 135.

>>149943273
>brutally DEEMS (decisions) you with lay and pray right next to Rogan so you have to hear him talk about my grinding and exhausting style

if cyril beats aspinal guru will actually kill himself

>>149943391
I don't think you're talking to who you think you are. If you teach me I'll make some tremendous WebMD though, Ive always wanted to.

It's sort of a dream

>>149943391
Britbong you'll be glad to hear that I just sent 10 immigrants your way to stab you in broad daylight

It's been reported on the networks
https://www.totalprosports.com/mma/mma-guru-vows-to-quit-if-tom-aspinall-falls-to-ciryl-gane/

>>149943420
Post Asians Tobes

>>149943438
I might have to become a temporary Gane supporter...

>>149943438
>I will terminate my channel
yeah and himself (with extreme prejudice)

>>149943473
factual post I fear

The UFC pay Daniel Cormié large sums of money to deny the exist of MMA Guru

Paddy Pimblett ranks english cuisine

>>149943473
Kekek

What a fat fuck

Who says you cant meet your wife in Miami?

Daniel "DC" Cormier ranks kool aid and watermelon and fried chicken places

I rank having gay sex with transgenders

>>149943558
that nigga's wife looks like an indian more loose than jones after a night on Thailand

I consider Topuria's wife to be as my own (I mostly use her for sex)

This card is AAAAAAAAAAAASS

>>149943604
in Thailand*

>>149943606
>tf
>tp
You can really do better just walking to the store johan

>>149943622
he walk to store he get grenade attack in bamhole brazza

In many ways i am Ilia Topuria

12hrs until my flight to abu dhabi bros

is someone gonna make a new thread babes

>>149943668
You a kuwaiti nigga?

>>149943682
hell nah b

>>149943711
Kill yourself

New
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>>149923302

>>149943557
Did he poop a shit?

>>149943739
I clicked it...

>>149943739

>>149943734
we got off on the wrong foot i fear

>>149943803
'Stafa is a good one have some respect punk

Reckon khabibs ever accidently eaten some pork?

So this was it huh. I had a good time

>accidentally
Come on b

banged so many latina sluts in miami

Florida used to be a nice place now might as well be a brazilian favela with shinier objects

>>149943823
I bring 0 negative energy to these threads brazza

Bake it or I'm gonna get heckin upset

>>149943970
The guy's gonna call it shit so I don't wanna do it

>>149943977

>>149943977
Fear not what your enemy calls you, for they speak from their weakness, not your truth. Their words cannot touch what they did not build.

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