>>150595957
>stands on tippy toes and heems you
protect yourself at all times

Ham Hunk by 1st rd KO

>>150141376
EXCALAMATION POINT MAKE ME SEE RED

>>150124329
>takes you down
>deems you after 15 minutes

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
SEEIN RED

>>150090425
If I was in a Tyler Perry movie I wouldn't have to act you stupid fucking cocksucker

>>149943273
>brutally DEEMS (decisions) you with lay and pray right next to Rogan so you have to hear him talk about my grinding and exhausting style

"Gentlemen you've had your instructions, protect yourselves at all times, if you want to touch gloves do it now"
>starts screaming WOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOO
>does not touch gloves
>leaps over the cage and runs out of arena
>deliver promo from motel room about how much it means to be an ultimate fighter

>>149912724
Diego Sanchez getting wasted and puking in a bathtub and then freaking out about aliens is based prove me wrong in the YAMMA PIT

>calls out a challenge to my empty room
YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?
>begins pacing, eyes obviously seeing red
YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES?
>crams hot pocket into mouth still steaming
>stares at you with burnt cheddar ham lips
YOU WANNA FUCKING GO

>>149858534
I'm getting old as fuck in age and I don't give a shit THIS IS WARRIOR SPORT OF BLOOD TEARS I LOVE REAL LOVE STAYING UP TO WATCH SENGOKU ON 3 AM WINAMP STREAM, PATNAH

>comes out to massive cheers
>ambles around the ring, reaches out to you
>you embrace my hand
>I shoot my furious hot ball cream all over
>Herb Dean calls the fight, I won
I won.

>>149709627
Puts your monitor on sleep mode

I'm ready to fight Finland. What have you got BUDDEH?

RIP GANGSTA BOO!

I AM UNBANNED NOW AND READY TO HEEM ANYONE WHO WANTS IT

>>149422754
FUCK YEAH

>>149305099
JDS vs CAIN 4 in a over the lava pit barbwire explosion ar-15 target match

IT'S TIME FOR TRUE HEEMSTERS

>>149158730
PUMPKINHEAD CONFIRMED