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>>149417720

>>149419977
only reyes and krylov cooked though

Stream Payton Talbott!

https://open.spotify.com/album/11ezTnOiRNWqmUch9KrWT1?si=loEuPES-TPOU117LMblJtw

>>149420005
>Speaks and writes in the White mans language

The proud warrior race of the Maori were known to consume the flesh of their fallen enemies. Kai Kara France is known to eat overnight oats and banana chocolate chip pancakes with maple syrup and nutella

>>149420021
Did you know Minty Bets isn't even her real name!

>>149420020
Damn what race are Smiff's kids?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSt-v1UjbII
GET IN HERE UFC BJJ AND GODsumeci CHADS

Jon the type of nigga to wear a shirt in the pool

>>149420020
Walker as well you're forgetting former LHW Pat Barry

>>149420031
genetically white (75%)

Imagine getting head from her

>>149420020
Where’s Ankalaev?

>>149420047
lol Tuivasas things Is funny lookin

>>149420047
Volkov won

>>149420072
Proud Maori

>>149420072
Would

>>149420072
This is what American White people be like when they're like
>I'm part Native American

>>149420047
Blaydes having a black gf is surprising. Is she a nerd?

Chales will heem

>>149420072
Outcasts of white society lol

>>149420072
the mouth tattoo seems like a tramp sstamp on white bitches its so weird

GODsumeci finna tear this huenig's leg off

Today's Discussion TOpic:
Is Curtis Blaydes' black girlfriend a nerd?

>>149420047
Is it true that Stipe's wife used to date Cody Garbrandt?

>>149420135
WDWTCH

>>149420119
idk, i made these so long ago ans I think she has no social media or its private

I'm going to tell my future AI gf that Cody Garbrandt was a p-p-PROBLEM

>>149420168
yer wife is a towel

>>149420168
dober and that hogg is criminal, I always thought he'd have a 6'5 girl like meeeegan

>>149420166
We watch TKO products here.

>>149420168
yer woife is a towel m8

I remember Josh Emmett's wife being super hot.

UFC fightes get the WORST pussy man..

Haplogroup of UFC 317 fighters

Oliveira : R
Ilia : G
Pantoja : R
Kai Kara France : C
Brandon Royval : R
Joshua Van : O
Beneil Dariush : J
Renato Moicano : R

>>149420213
>>149420219
....
>>149420222
whats that

>>149420027
>writes in a MENA alphabet and probably believe in a MENA religion

>>149420219
Bryce's girl looks like she deff fucked black guys in the college and did raceplay during sex.

>>149420222
you're haplogroup T for turd

>>149420247
enough about your mother tho

>>149420219
This is a collection of the best fighter wives, though. lol. Max's girl is super hot. But, to your point, some fighters date down, which is really weird. Must have something to do with the volatility of the lifestyle. Tito and War Machine raised the average by dating porn stars, mind you.

>>149420266
Turn on your monitor

>>149420107
Atleast they have subtle maori/abo features unlike american native larpers

>>149420219
Bit young isn’t she?

>>149420246
I appreciate you writing in my language you virgin freak

>>149420268
datingg porn "s****" is disguting and low level bottom of barrel

>>149420281
yeah her mom looks like a toad from naruto

>>149420265
Its a rare MENA haplogroup but i dont think so
>>149420244
Your paternal prehistoric ancestor

>>149420289
why are white people all pedophiles
>>149420323
whose my ancestor

Tito should've heemed that bitch war machine style

Acelogroup of UFC 317 fighters

Oliveira : E
Ilia : N
Pantoja : E
Kai Kara France : B
Brandon Royval : E
Joshua Van : Z
Beneil Dariush : O
Renato Moicano : E

Do Bronx is one of the most soulful fighters, and it's disgusting to see Ilia's horde of Andrew Tate fans try to belittle him.

>>149420247
>Bryce's girl

*Bryce

>>149420313
Kek
>>149420295
You write in a MENA alphabet, keep coping faggot
Also i fucked your chinkjeet sister tho

zero chance that crowd can actually see into the pit

me against all of you

Show your wife nigga

>>149420349
Kek you're so mad you little virgin freak

>>149420336
Whats your paternal ancestry ?

>>149420367
You're pissed.

Your wife is in my direct messages.

>>149420367
Im not mad
I just emptied my balls in your tight chinkjeet sister
I feel relaxed
Also appeal to matriarchy

>>149420372
indigenous mexican

>>149420391
Monitor.

You know this niggas bolognese bussy be STANKIN’ frfr

>>149420219
Aljo discussed this. Only men think being a UFC fighter is cool

https://www.tiktok.com/@mmavulturee/video/7507339761586048299

I'm gonna get a workout in. I hope the quality of this thread improves while I am gone.

Have you ever been hated and discriminated against?

I have, I've been protested and demonstrated against.

>>149420400
you're scared of women

>>149420426
Man I really want to Kickbox to see girls reactions to it, but im 20, fat and never trained in my life

wow no guard pulls in ufc bjj, will u guys watch it?
hope talita wins her debut

dis doo cares about bjj

>>149420402
If your paternal line is really indigenous and assuming it wasnt broken so its haplogroup Q

>>149420482
Wow

HEEM TAPPYYYYYYYYYYY

>>149420482
They put Hap into what low group?

Carrasco won by triangle choke!

You guys are watching THAT CRAP????

>>149420434
Thats the other french anon
Why should i be scared of females ?
>>149420426
>>149420443
Infortunately, Women dont care about masculine activities and people
They prefer feminine looking singers/actors/models
They are almost bisexual

>>149420443
Well is that so? I guess you'd better get started then.

Frank Mir's daughter grappling next for you coombrained freaks

>>149420521
Bodied that freak.

>>149420521
all french anons are virgins

>>149420502
SSA so E

>>149420531
I gotta go pull my kayak out of the pond. I flipped it last night because Im retarded.

>>149420531
man poor mir man

frangeria openly admits to being a broke algerian (inbred) virgin lmfao

Cobnat? Did someone say cobnat? In any form I like it, what, pray tell, are you fellow weemers watching?

>>149420551
No and even if it was, why would it matter
You a cuck that appeal to matriarchy and getting women is easy as fuck
Anybody can do it

Frank Mir thot daughter or Tom Aspinal tard son?

https://www.youtube.com/live/NSt-v1UjbII?si=l1iCYohgnyKgufvs
It live

>>149420594
hahahah you're the same virgin as always

>>149420575
And you openly admit to fantasize about getting raped by some caucasian fighters

>>149420587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSt-v1UjbII
We are watching UFC BJJ 1: Musumeci vs Gabriel

Have sex.

>hahahah you're the same virgin as always
kys sanjay

It shouldn't be called UFC BJJ.

>it should be a stand alone brand. We don't call it UFC Power Slap
>its shouldn't be called bjj when it's a more general submission grappling

>>149420605
why did he shaved his legs?

>>149420605
Bring back the gold gloves or put gold letters to black gloves

>>149420624
that's one of your fellow muslim posters i'm afraid

>>149420619
why does he get you so revved bud

>>149420667
Autogynephilia

comedy is DEAD

>>149420649
ha I'm sure a non virgin made this webm

>>149420680
Matriarchal cucks seethe at high t people
>>149420670
No and you also fantasize about putting crayons into your ass too
You hate muslims cause you afraid they will throw you out of a roof

>>149420680
why do you need to defend the little virgin gimp?

>>149420706
Bodied that freak.

Carol Joia is gonna get heemed tappy

Speaking of Sleem on Friday these niggas finna be mentally retarded

Bella Mir is most certainly a lesbian.

https://www.youtube.com/live/NSt-v1UjbII?si=_oJBKiue-c9EYV9h

UFC BJJ 1

Help the stream get more views lads.

This canadian faggot talk about virginity like it was some sort of super hard thing to do
Even ugly out of shape guys can get 4/5 out of 10 women just by socializing, so if they are in shape, lean with a good haircut and facial hair, they can get easily get a cutie

>>149420769
why are you still a virgin then

Bella has Franks mouth and nothing else

>>149420072
tai's sister could def get a titty creampie

>>149420752
I clicked on it, hit the thumbs down, then closed it. Doing my part.

>>149420769
cmon bro get real, just go and do it

I'm a virgin because I fuck too passionately

>>149420795
Mate that's his slag LOL

>>149420727
Don’t sign your posts

I'm a virgin because I'm Swedish.

>>149420605
plump. dense. in his lane.

looking at Ilia, his skull must weigh a ton.

>>149420813
waaaay too similar looking no wonder he drinks from a shoe

>>149420796
Legend

I’m a victim! My bacon bussy was busted by BBCs while watching UFC BJJ

Gonna be pretty funny witnessing the chud meltdown on here when Slamdaddy's sloppy seconds finishes clita.

>>149420727
youre mad

>>149420880
uhhh yeah we don't sign our posts here little fella

Alright who is revved here, show of hands.

The filters actually doing work for the mom, almost a big pawgy.

there will never be another black ufc champion

So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed?

>>149420901
1 more round coach

>>149420847
He has a small skull
I think his bones are insanely dense

>>149420898
you first

Chadgeria got the pigpen squealin’ sadly

The wonk nose will be there for ilia, this might affect his breathing and his cardio

sheeeeeem tappy

>>149420935
Pantoja is part black if that count

Mir!!!

Oh no no no heem has gone full schizo mode

Frank mir's kid won

>>149421006
little ding dong of a ting

>>149421037
cuck trolley

Gooby trained her

How do you react to this image? Are you a gleeful racist, or a sad American Patriot?

>>149421055
Many are saying this.

>>149421069
A grim sight.

dense bones are why african fighters are so durable i think. but how did ilia get such bones?

>>149421033
How did your skin get so leathery in your 20s? And are those cutting scars on your arm?

I work at Yahoo. Ariel is having a panic attack and saying he's moving his show out of New York.

>>149421069
I don't give a single fuck no matter what, no matter who.

>>149421094
African pozzdaddy slammings

>>149421118
Wow. Feeling

>>149421107
Qrd?

Who was in the wrong here?

>>149421069
>No American champions
>suddenly everyone is white

>>149421024
partially black, like a quadroon? that's like half a slice of pizza

>>149420709
>>149420786
You have schizophrenia. You need meds of some kind I fear. I don't suggest meds, but schizophrenics def need them or you'll end up living in your own filth unable to take care of yourself. Worse off than autistic people, unfortunately. This is very serious, anon...

>>149421132
To put it in heem terms so you can understand. A paki is gonna be the mayor of NYC and all the Aris are schaubbing

>>149421145
Whos the skirt?

>>149421069
People talking about the downfall of the UFC are just amerimutts that are butthurt about the fact that they suck now

>>149420957
Suga Sean looking different these days

>>149421155
That used to be me anon until some son of a bitch started impersonating me

>>149421139
>Pantoja
>white
>Brazzas
>white
>Muhrab
>white
>Italians
>white
>Macedonians
>white
>Tominder
>white
Ok Dricus is White.

I don't see skin color. I only see mewvment

>>149421069
Why post an edit?

Check out my killer Mew2 deck in Pokémon TCG Pocket I got all these cards by level 20 Im super lucky

>>149421158
u dont wanna know b

>C-CHARMONAAAAA
>NOOO DAAANNNA DON'T FLUSH MEEEE PLS

>>149421213
these cards used to have better art

Chama back

If Dricus was a Pokemon, he'd be Pikachu, because that nigga refuses to evolve.

>>149421145
Yes

Please for the love of God stop stealing my posts before I make them

>>149421254
Pikachu took out a Dragonite b

MISS PIGGY I CHOOSE YOU

It doesn't feel like International Fight Week

mma evolved

>>149421139
>pantoja
>merab
>Islam
>ank

half a slice of pizza? I eat my shit whole playa.

I've heemed enough bussy, It's time to find a nice woman to settle down with now.

Xadame is insecure about xer skin, xhe's a victim :(

>>149421254
When you are the pinnacle, what do you evolve into? Your brain cannot comprehend what is better than better because you have never been the best.

Please stop tormenting /heem/ threads with your off topic bullshit.

>>149421294
Change the DDPs seeping into your necrosing flesh playa

Please stop tormenting your skin with excess sun, drug abuse and poor hygiene.

>>149421254
if it aint broke dont fix it

>>149421282
Whose the skirt?

*heems the frick out of u*

Sneed
n
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>>149420706
This nigga really is gay.

>>149421316
No!

>>149421282
yes it does it's jack hermansson fight week

>>149421395
Based

>>149421055
they were clearly trolling him, like when the event usher ran over with a stool to call Ryan Bader a can after Tito choked him out

TAPPYYYYYYYYY

>>149421139
Americaxirs...

you guys are really watching that shit eh?

I am back from my workout. Looks like the thread has devolved into bjj posting. Disgusting.

is the bowl retarded?

Cross-eyed wonk-nose.

Heem (Homo) Tappy.

>>149421509
you just know this guy gets MAD pussy

>>149421518
it was a good tappy

>>149421509
that superman trailer looks ai generated

>>149421493
No it's what I always get at Chipotle

>>149421155
>>149421242
Only a schizo would bite on that bait I laid out... You failed the test, anon. This is very very serious and should be concerning. You have schizophrenia and it will only get worse...

Talita Alencar is NOT gonna work on her takedowns because her wrestling SUCKS

>>149421509
He’s made more money than most ranked UFC fighters from this bit

>>149421509
This will be my reaction when Charles chokes the fuck out of Clitia on Saturday

>>149421465
KEK turned poolk's mouth into a flushing till

>>149421509
me when the petition actually worked

Charles went from ok to bad to very good. And we're not supposed to point out he's on steroids because he's a cutesy third world retard?

>>149421547
kill yourslef nigga

>>149421595
no one cares about steroids

>>149421595
やっぱね

IS THAT LIPISKI

I spent the last few days thinking and while I reflected,

I accepted,

that half of the opinions on our trajectory were rooted in resentment.

It was infront of your face all year, But you chose to neglect it.

The more milestones we reached, The more people disrespected.

They tried to say we were too young, Hating on how we were connected.

Predicted our downfall every step of the way

& when we succeeded they acted like it was expected.

We ignored the noise, They said i was being nonchalant bc I never would address it,

Why would I shed light on rage bait and misdirection?

I’d rather be the reason that you stand corrected

Staring at the Larry O., my only competition is the man in the reflection..

Ya talita is cooked

Clitia vs Clittles

>>149421509
Are all movies just AI pajeet shit now? HOLY FUCK that looks bad. Then again I havent bothered seeing a new movie in years, so whatever. the marvel capeshit genre of white male is about as pathetic as it gets

Back in 2019 my posts would average 4-5 (you)'s per post. Now I'm lucky to get a bot response from a Swede. It's time to retire. Thank you all.

why does the ufc always leak the fight results

>>149421682
For the chastity belt

>>149421595
Don't really care. Same for Islam. He was a twig then came back bigger and way better after getting heemed. He even said his Dagestan training camp is 6 hours away from everything and only accessible by dangerous roads lol. Meaning he has more than enough time to flush when or if a tester tries to find him in camp. And they'll see them coming from miles away.
Which I think is based. Everyone should be doing whatever they can and it always leads to better more entertaining fights.

Koldy “Khaos” Steelington

Got a webm of a tranny with a massive hawlg but I'm saving it for fight day.

Ilia. Fucking. Topuria. Guy is a beast. He had such great wins like...uhh....um....hold on *checks wiki* Ah ok here we go. A bunch of fucking bums and cans and then two old men and a drained Holloway.

Chills.

>>149421711
Wow. What a career

>>149421798
Don't tease Xadame like that.

>>149421798
oh yeah b I'm sure you're not gonna open it at all

I wonder if that guy has an official Superman clitty cage

lmao you guys are so pathetic it's almost sad

>>149421855
come on over here b I'm gonna bust your culo blanco wide open

>>149421852
Ilia? Got one but it was too big

man this bitch talita needds to work on her takedowns cuz wtf, hope ufc doesnt drop her but shes getting fucked up

>>149421810
islam is a good win

Damn! I had fun with you guys today, see you tomorrow. Bright and early.

>>149421938
women's blowjob

Why isn't Islam being called a duck for bailing just as Topuria moved up? Could it be that you're all muslims?

The UFC hasn't had an active star since 2016. This shitty zombie of a company just lurches forward.

>>149422011
But Topuria ducked Volks rematch?

>>149422011
UFC made him vacate.

she would be champ

What have I become?
My sweetest friend

>>149422051
That's the kind of wallpuncher rage only a white boy can have.

>>149422011
The UFC paid Islam to move up and protect itty bitty Clitia

seeing this 95% european twink sing and dance and poke his tongue and do slit throat gestures everywhere he goes overrides my love for my kiwi brothers, i want to see him killed in the cage

tw*nk is not a word used by heterosexuals

>MY BROTHER WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT
What did he mean by this?

The UFC Lightweight Dark Horse, who comes to your mind?

>>149422048
at taking BDC (BIG DEMON COCK)

>>149422048
yeah, du champ

Twinkpuria’s still twerking for his Slamdaddy’s secret sauce sadly

>>149422083
ngl I dont even know who he is and want to heem him. Is he a white male with an identity crisis?

>GOATlia fight week
>all the reddit shills out in full force

Turdpushria is lusting for a gallon of Olivio's bung batter

Apparently Islam is struggling to bulk up

Topuria fans are all r*dditors

I'm not going to take screenshots. I'm not going to try to remember posts. I'm not even going to say 'I told you so". I'm just going to watch Chuck Olives finish Bumturo in the champ rounds. After, I will post pic related with zero text attached and you'll know because we'll all know.

>>149422235
Damn! He really fucked up that old man! How old was Volk here? 46? Legend.

>>149422104
Nazim sadykhov

Ilia ducked the Volk rematch. He ran the fuck away.

>>149422285
Factual post, I fear

this y'all'z'z "champion"?

revved the Borepuria ass felcher

Will Ilia have a good win after he defeats Charles?

>>149422277
anyone else notice ilia distracted max with some kind of psychic jutsu just before he landed the right hand? chills

Post it. Post the tranny webm

>>149422347
I don't have any webms of you

>>149422347
In time, b. In time.

>>149422363
ZAMN!

>>149422363
Bros tryna bounce on his Slamdaddy’s thang!

>>149422367
Bodied that freak, I fear.

>>149422337
he subbed prime bryce mitchell though

Just came up with a cool opinion: My heart says Oliveira but my brain says Topuria. Thoughts?

they never learn

when Charles knocks Toptito out cold with a knee in the 1st round I will say squish squish right again I was

>>149422363
ayo

>>149422411
Close but change brain to Olives as well.

If Charles becomes champion again heem is saved. If Pooman wins he will only fight one time a year.

Charles Oliveira will be 36 in October.

>>149422477
That's younger than me. He's so young.

>>149422477
He's just a fucking kid. No older than my son

If your country is in NATO, USA is officially your daddy.

>>149422477
half my age and yet so accomplished

>>149422367
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>149422477
Just an fucken kid...and he got exploeded...he doesnt even know whats goin on

I'M HERE WITH THE LOSER THREE SIX SEVEN NOW YOUR NICKNAME IS FAGGOT AND YOU DEFINITELY LOOKED IT OUT THERE NOW LET'S BRING UP THE BUD LIGHT LIME REPLAY AND WALK US THROUGH JUST EXACTLY HOW YOU GOT SMASHED SO BADLY

>>149422477
Actual age 56 from the CTE and walmart food

all the toepooria fans are going to have a melty saturday night when charles subs him because they'll finally come to the realization that toptoro could have NEVER stood a chance against islam LMFAO!

protect myself at all times

>>149422638
brazilians are born and then they are 35 years old thats just how it happens

it turns out being a normalchad was the secret to mma all along

>"Well Charles Oliveira vowed to bring the action in this fight, he told Joe Rogan he doesn't consider himself the GOAT of the Lightweight division unless he captures the W from this new mega star in Ilia Topuria."
>"Well when you've got two fighters with nuclear bombs in both hands, insane mobility, grappling and fight IQ, neither guy wants to rush in."
>"Right, this is basically a chess match, what we're seeing right now. Do Bronx and El Matador are both looking for openings, trying to time an entry. They don't want to get impatient."
>"Charles Oliveira throws up a jab, appears to have been blocked by Topuria."
>"He's just gauging distance with that strike."
>"Oh! Stiff left hand from El Matador."
>"That hurt Charles. That hurt."
>"OH! Another bomb from Topuria!"
>"Charles is just trying to retreat. He is in a world of trouble here."
>"Yeah, this is the last place you want to be with Ilia Topuria."
>"OOOOOOOOHHH!"
>"Charles caught him with something! Was that a left?"
>"Charles Oliveira staggers Ili- OHHHHHH!!"
>"HE'S DOWN! ILIA TOPURIA IS DOWN!"
>"HUGE HAMMERFISTS FROM CHARLES!"
>"THAT IS IT! CHARLES OLIVEIRA IS ONCE AGAIN THE UNDISPUTED UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!"

>>149422739
AI slop

>>149422739
who is brazza in brown hoodie

>>"Well Charles Oliveira vowed to bring the action in this fight, he told Joe Rogan he doesn't consider himself the GOAT of the Lightweight division unless he captures the W from this new mega star in Ilia Topuria."
>>"Well when you've got two fighters with nuclear bombs in both hands, insane mobility, grappling and fight IQ, neither guy wants to rush in."
>>"Right, this is basically a chess match, what we're seeing right now. Do Bronx and El Matador are both looking for openings, trying to time an entry. They don't want to get impatient."
>>"Charles Oliveira throws up a jab, appears to have been blocked by Topuria."
>>"He's just gauging distance with that strike."
>>"Oh! Stiff left hand from El Matador."
>>"That hurt Charles. That hurt."
>>"OH! Another bomb from Topuria!"
>>"Charles is just trying to retreat. He is in a world of trouble here."
>>"Yeah, this is the last place you want to be with Ilia Topuria."
>>"OOOOOOOOHHH!"
>>"Charles caught him with something! Was that a left?"
>>"Charles Oliveira staggers Ili- OHHHHHH!!"
>>"HE'S DOWN! ILIA TOPURIA IS DOWN!"
>>"HUGE HAMMERFISTS FROM CHARLES!"
>>"THAT IS IT! CHARLES OLIVEIRA IS ONCE AGAIN THE UNDISPUTED UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!"

Ratio

Heem tappy

>>149422754
Chills. It's like I'm there. Astral projectioning this.

>>149422754
FUCK YEAH

Is clitia the most astroturfed UFC champion there is?

Let me guess you need more

Astral Traveling!!

The belt grew on me

>WE'RE HERE LIVE FROM THE MANDALAY EVENT CENTER FOR CHARLES OLIVE ERA VERSUS ELI TOPURIO, I'M YOUR HOST MIKE GOLDBERG ALONGSIDE MY PARTNER JOE ROGAN HERE FOR A-
*shots ring out*
*screams*
*Ilia and Charles on ground struggling*
>WOOOOOOW WHAT A FLURRY FROM BRYCE MITCHELL MIKE!
*more shots*
*Ilia and Charles heads explode*
>BRYCE "AR-15" MITCHELL HAS DONE IT!!!

I got an heavyweight dick on an featherweight frame what the fuck is up

Number 1: I aint never scared.

>>149422940
You literally have sex with men.

>>149422838
What in the absolute blue fuck is this

Nipplesanya

Giving Danielle Kelly the Schaub Shutdown if you know what I’m sayin

>>149422754
>tapuria blocking a jab

>>149422739
Aleksander is such a chad

>>149422973
this is just a worse version of my post

>>149422083
>>149422162
He's just a spastic outcast of White society so he tried to create an identity out of being a half-caste. Kids in the old days just became juggalos.

Ngannou is the GSP of killing children

>>149423035
That reminds me I lost an bunch of money betting on Dan Kelly many years ago

>>149423074
Literally revving him up

Dustbin was piecing shartles up. Now imagine what an actual good boxer will do to him.

Shartles is a chinlet. Ilia will knock him out in round 1.

Charles is hittable and Ilia is a hitter

>>149423104
I never see a leaf win the picks.

>>149423052
I totally missed your post, I just got here after an few hours

>>149423202
nah you been here the whole time you fucking loser

It's going to be so wholesome if Charles Oliveira wins. All my homies love Do Bronx! The disgraceful chimpanzee has a name and it's Charles Oliveira

>>149423040
This was so cool. Why is Edwards such a bum now?
>now
Who am I kidding?

when asked about ilia's power charles said "it doesn't matter how hard he hits because life has hit me the hardest"
i'm not sure if this will pan out as a gameplan

UFC 317: International Fight Week. UFC's Wrestlemania

Opening Fight: Jackson McVey vs Christopher Ewert

WHO?

>>149423242
Dude I dont want any trouble, just take my wallet

When asked about anything Charles Oliveira responded by speaking in Portuguese really fast with his big dumb teeth

Best UFC boxers:
1. Ilia
2. Yan
3. Dustin
4. Holloway
5. Pereira

Biggest UFC penises
1. Joe Pyfer

Mousasi has a piece on him. Like a 32oz Monster can b.

gayest former UFC fighters:
1. Jones

>>149423318
If Dustin is a better boxer why wouldn't he beat Gaethje

Bodybags Joe Pyfer

>>149423401
cause Justin kicked him in his stupid fucking peahead and detached his brainstem

Fighters with most kills
1. Tim Kennedy
2. Francis Ngannou
3. Phil Baroni

Homie I love life and myself

>>149423471
Luke Thomas has more kills than all 3 combined and they consist solely of women and children

Imagine starting your professional mixed martial arts career with a loss.

>>149423525
Chama bros...

>>149423525
Happens to the best of em

>>149423525
JDM started his career 0-2

>>149423501
printed and minted I fear

Luke "Toddler Terror" Thomas

>>149423489
Factual post.

>>149423626
I know but it's funny to imagine a giga libtard like luke mowing down untouchables in a rampage

>>149423525
You probably didnt get the guy to cum first time you gave head but it didnt stop you from being an cocksucking slob and sucking many dicks to completion. Respectfully.

>>149423693
I did get the first guy to cum actually because that's what winners like me do. YOU keep sucking because you can't. I already finished.

>>149423686
He specifically requested a flamethrower on all his missions because he said and I quote "Bullets just leave too much trash behind"

Coitus with Minty Bets

charles is a legend of this sport
this would be an incredible win for ilia
you're so right guys haha i don't even know if ilia can pull this off it's such a challenge

Main Event UFCShanghai on August 23rd.

>>149423748
heem has garbage bin taste in women
i havent forgotten when u guys were obsessed with that maid looking azn girl from schaub's podcast

>>149423782
Post your mom then

>>149423764
i have chills

>>149423489
I'll need a second opinion on this.

THAT'LL DO IT! ILIA TOPURIA BECOMES THE NINTH MAN TO EVER FINISH CHARLES OLIVEIRA!

>>149423764
Winner gets Smith

Ortega vs Stirling UFC Shanghai

>>149423812
and then you woke up

Charles with an elephant

UFC bjj is bussing

>>149423764
aww hell naw they turnt my boy trevor peek into a chinamen

>>149423873
Would be so wholesome if that elephant would slowly crush him to death.

pound for pound homosexual rankings among the champs: dricus > topuria > volk > ankalaev > pantoja > merab > aspinall > jdm

>>149423853
Who could have seen this coming? NOBODY does that to Charles Oliveira. Except for Cub Swanson, Max Holloway, Cowboy Cerrone, Islam Makhachev, Paul Felder, Anthony Pettis, Ricardo Lamas, Jim Miller

>>149423922
*back into a chinamen

H|eeeeeemmmm tappy

Charles: Hero, God-fearing, nature-loving, family man, humble, supports his nation, talented fighter, will go down as a GOAT

Topuria: Villain, boxes only because he's scared of wrestling and grappling, artificial family, marries a whore, ethnically confused, not humble, lives in islams shadow, fraud record, terrible person

The choice is clear

>>149423964
You have no know that nobody else is watching that crap right?

>>149423936
you're ruining the marketing of ufc 317 you son of a bitch

Just heard the news and got here as fast as I could.

This is not a good sign

>>149423964
are you fucking faggot really watching the TKO jews' new slop ?

>>149424084
little german retard

>>149423988
Topuria. I only boy based evil-chads.

>>149424084
Imagine trying to tell a non-MMA-fan that the guy on the right would destroy the guy on the left

>>149423988
yeah imma go with the guy who doesn't fear some supernatural nigga up there in the sky based on pure retarded headcanon

>>149423991
>>149424089
You are loss
These matches are lit

>>149424108
We have Kayla Harrison b

>>149424146
my right or your right?

Charles hangs out with elephants and doesn't afraid of anything

Charles: Israel
Toepooria: Iran

We all know who wins this matchup

>>149424183
So you're right and I'm wrong? Go to hell

>>149424146
Rogan called the cops on Liver King. He's a pussy

Michael Chandler adopted two nigger boys then a white little girl.

>>149424188
Bow legged jewish owned monkey. They put that shit on him to humiliate him

>>149424275
Sad! Many such cases...

>>149424211
square up

>>149423988
shartles shills onlyfans porn, his god is pornhub

Imma be skydiving butt ass naked so the wind can just be slappi HEY WATCH YO JET, NIGGA WATCH YO J-

>>149424244
Didnt The white girl came from his coom?

Jack Hermanson beats Robocop by having higher IQ

>lower back pain
bros...I think it's over.
owari da.

>>149424334
Charles recognizes he's only human. We all sin but through the power of Christ we can be forgiven.

Straight is the way and narrow is the path that leads to salvation and many will stray from the path. But those who follow Christ will never be lead astray.

How can you retards spam that word with impunity, but if I do it once, I get banned for 3 days?

>>149424244
What are the implications of this, i know you are trying to make a point, out with it.

>>149424349
CRAFTY vet.

>>149424303
I'M HURT THIS COULD BE IT

>>149424372
Delete cookies + airplane mode my white friend.

Main event starting
Mikey vs hue kid

>>149424398
Hes retarded!>>149424425

>>149424334
so this little sissy Charles Gooniveira is going to burn in hell according to his own retarded beliefs

>>149424425
Wgaf.

>>149424425
Fuck you

>>149424080
What happened? I was busy chatting to hot local singles in my area.

I wish grievous career ending life altering injury on Maggot Mikey Muscimi

>>149424444
Based, God's judgement is righteous and eternal. Thats damnation you can count on!©

>>149424444
Checked.
Imagine being a millionnaire and still selling out to onlyfans porn and jews, only a godless monkey would do something like that

>>149424486
he has a boring style. craig, nicky rod, gordon ryan - all cool styles to watch.
mikey is just an ankle chasing faggot.

Watching the Osbornes and just cracked the code on the dysgenics that is being British and all it is is keeping your bottom jaw in front of your top when you talk

I am but a modern day Nietzsche of a philosopher

>>149424524
Shes retarded!

>>149424524
She have wing?

>>149424524
she is so cute

Just got some world class advice for how to be good at playing guitar. Stay tuned!

>>149424524
Filthy bitch

>>149424583
I'm gonna thumb your fucking eyes out

Jokes aside this shits actually good. Zero stalling and shit

Put your hands up.

>>149424721
Fucking gimp. He will be dismembered raped and killed. Affirm

Guitars are for pozzers piano and drummers are only real talent

dudes who pretend to enjoy wmma

watch out Jon Jones has a knife!

tracy cortez fightweek

someone has to stop Chandler before he adopts the final child and the ritual begins

Bkfc has momentum then the retards dropped the ball by the long break gg idiots

Heeeereemm tappyyy
Mikey wins!

BKFC had about as much momentum as a turd dropping into the toilet.

>>149424901
Didn't they have an event last weekend?

Zesty Bones gone full BJ Meng mode

Chandler Jones burial week

>>149424971
sounds like Bones is about to go on a Chris Dorner Adventure

If you looking for me Ill be on the block with my thang cocked possibly sitting on a drop now.

Im just a soul survivor.

Mikey has a big titty gf

>>149424971
Heh classic Jones pretending to be a narcissistic schizophrenic again.

>>149425032
You mean D(orner)C(hris)

BJJ is the gayest "combat" sport in the world.

>>149424159
>french people trying to not be annoying atheists, challenge impossible

>>149425195
I was telling my boss this during my lunch break today

Daniel "Can't Corner the Daniel "DC" Cormier" Cormier

the chupacabras ate my family that's why i want to become champion

>>149425304
>>149425304
>>149425304

498

>>149425285
Is this common in Mexico?

>>149425423
Si, es muy comun

>>149425183
a piercing realization just shot through my brian like lightningb storm!!!

>>149425494
ay caramba