Thread 151730400

>No contest, Ciryl Gane should have been disqualified.
>The officials warn the fighters in the changing room about fouls.
>That is your first warning.
>If a fighter then chooses to fight with his hands open and fingers spread in standup exchanges, heightening the risk of the foul, that then is a motion of intent.
>If a fight can't proceed because of an intentional foul, the result isn't no-contest, the result is a disqualification.
>Fighting with your hands open and fingers spread is a choice.
>You can choose to close your fist and reduce the risk of the foul.
>Thank you for your attention to this matter!

*enters thread*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auLBLk4ibAk&list=RDauLBLk4ibAk&start_radio=1

>>151730470
sick matchup, i got the wolf

>>151730423
in a way i hope mma is destroyed for a few months due to tom aspinall being a pussy. that would be funny.

>>151730470
who's the King of mma?

>>151730579
the plot thickens

where is everyone

>>151730726
Church hours b

>>151730726
right here lil guy wassup

>>151730726
we are all waiting here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=issRQSsF_BU

prelims start 4pm est

Wait so Tom retains the title and Gane is considered a dirty fighter? Lmao

>>151730726
janny is retarded so im protesting

>>151730759
garcia
delija
gorimba
dulgaryan
radtke
naschimento

>>151730726
i'm shaking in anticipation for ufc 500 obama vs steve so much i can't even think

>>151730820
i will convey the information to picks anon sir!

>>151730782
Nice

>>151730818
HEEN

>>151730868
Is that ankalaev

>>151730878
HEED

>you think eye pokes aren't a big deal? well look at adesanya vs heemavov
um, kinda awkward my dude, you just admitted gane was about to heem in a few seconds...

>>151730818
>>151730878
that N got a piece on 'im

I don't see Tom recovering from this.

Seth effrican is hard on the ear

Where do you suppose spammy has been lately?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed2ybZ8aRi0&list=RDed2ybZ8aRi0&start_radio=1

>>151730998
Nobody is listening to your troon tunes xadame

Dopes think Delija will win against someone with decent boxing because he KO'd blublord Tybura

>>151731023
>Nobody is listening to your troon tunes xadame

Tybura is a beast of a prawlspect b

Dear oh dear

salsa boy heems

Marcin is the GOAT top ten gatekeeper.

>>151731059
talmbout trocoli? beast of a fighter

just checked the ufc card what is this shit

HEEM TAPPY

>>151731126
dana giving out onions green for dinner

>2-4
>back to the drawing board and he will be back stronger
Lol

Roman Dolidze
Vs
Anti-Dolidze

Anime chills.

These ads are really something else

heeem

HEEM
Am I the only person watching this crap it's pretty fun slop actually

>>151731343
im watchin

>>151731343
fraid so

Gabriel Bonfim
Ismael Bonfim
(No relation)

Quillan Salkilld? Put him John Pork

I hope MMA Guru gets run over by a YN driving around huffing Galaxy Gas and not taking life serious.

I ain't gonna sugar coat it.

Steve Garcia vs. David Onama
Waldo Cortes-Acosta vs. Ante Delija
Jeremiah Wells vs. Themba Gorimbo
Isaac Dulgarian vs. Yadier del Valle
Charles Radtke vs. Daniel Frunza
Alan Nascimento vs. Cody Durden

Why are there two friggin threads tards

>>151731673
you can always tell a janny thread because it floats in the catty for 48 hours

>>151731660
man no ones gonna watch this card

Very excited for this card! Dana did it again!

Dana comps everything when he goes out

Just bumped the other thread lol

UFC Fight Night: Garcia vs Onama

>>151731660
Garcia
Delija
Gorimbo
Dulgarian
Radtke
Nascimento

>>151731660
Onama Bin Laden
Salsa Boy
Mutombo
Bulgarian
Frieza
Tyler Durden

>>151732313
devious

>>151731660
Garcia
Waldo
Wells
Dulgarian
Radtke
Nascimento

>>151732894
Ffs I literally can't even pronounce these names wtf did Dana do to my UFC

oh boy I can't wait for swedish (somalian) rapist vs that other guy tonight!

tonight's a real David vs Steve kind of fight

If the camera panned over to me I would get a pop like Nate Diaz

Oh boy I can't wait for UFC Fight Night: Garcia vs Onama only on ESPN

>>151733180
Onama is Hawaiian for dragon

>>151733180
you fake excitement like this again and I will put you down

>>151733236
my nuts drag on your mom's forehead

>>151733278
Your teammates Nick and Jake were popped for nuts on faces not me

Cant wait to comsume another UFCMMA event tonight while my boys on 4chan share images that gets our penises hard! Gonna Uber Eats Bleach tonight! War Joe Pyfer!!!!!!!

>>151733431
Hey buddy I don't appreciate the impersonation.

They must have booked this fightnight in anticipation that Aspinall would get a fun KO win over Gane and, in a state of happiness, we wouldn't feel a dud card the week after as much.

>>151733272
the ref was pausing the action to take a point from the cage grabber.

>>151730470
Why the garlic?
>>151731660
Garcia
Delija
Wells
Valle
Radtke
Nascimento

>>151733475
I'm glad to see fate has conspired against Bald Fuck Dana and his Helwani masters

>>151733500
His opponent is a Dracular

Have fight night cards always been this bad

you now remember colbitch cuckington

>>151733616
only since TKO took over

ACK!

>>151733635
how could I forget Werdum decapitating him with a boomerang

Colbitch "Call the Cops" Cuckington

how could I forget Masvidal knocking out Coby's teeth with a plate of bloomin onion

Jorge "I Need to Bring Three Friends to Feel Safe Jumping "Colbitch "Call the Cops" Covington"" Gamebred Masvidal

so I ran

Khabib: I cannot believe Artem Lobov said that. So disrespect. I am going to confront him. Hey, Magomed, Muhammad, Magomed, Magomed, Mosvar, Magomed, you all come with me.

One guy fell down while running in a circle vs Blood Diamond for whatever reason. The other guy lost to the corpse of Luque in under a minute. Find out what happens when the irresistible force meets the immovable object at UFC Fight Night: Garcia vs Onama.

Cobly would tell Moneyberg to fuck of...and thats whassup

was the japanese card any good? I fell asleep after the nut shot KO

>>151733431
>Cant wait to comsume another UFCMMA event
this but unironically

What are we watching? OKTAGON 79? Polaris 34?

>>151731660
Aw hell nah, nigga you goofy as a muthafucka if you think i be tuning into this shit

>>151733969
I'm watching heem on boards.4chan.org/sp/

>>151733969
Boxing is on.

anyone got a good english oktogon stream?

>>151731660
Onama
Delija
Gorimbo
Dulgarian
Radtke
Nascimento

>>151734129
this list reads like a list of students at a British primary school

WTF are these odds on Antje Delija vs Costa?

>>151731660
Garcia
Cortes-Acosta
Gorimbo
Dulgarian
Radtke
Durden

>>151734305
>Cortes-Acosta
dumb

>>151734122
streamed.pk/watch/ppv-oktagon-79-english/admin/1

>>151734349
Waldo is going to win b

>>151731660
Garcia
Gorimbo
Dulgarian
Radtke
Durden
I have based my picks solely on which fighter's surname appealed to me more at a glance.

>>151734386
Waldo fucking sucks, the fact he is ranked as high as he is speaks volumes about the absolute state of the HW division

>>151734398
>>151731660
Ah fuck I forgot, Cortes-Acosta as well

>>151734414
I didn't say he was good I said he was gonna win.

>>151734427
Dude would get fraud checked by Tybura if he ever fought him

>>151734104
>>151734231

>>151734446
Maybe but that's a different matchup. I'm picking Waldo because he has a decent chin and he's won a couple third rounds. I think he can eat some shots and gas Dejita, maybe decision maybe late tko. Tybura doesn't have gas issues but lacks a chin so it's a bit different.

>>151734529
Guy lost to Spivac, b

>>151734542
Yeah I'm picking Waldo not Tybura. I'm explaining why Tybura losing to Dejita doesn't concern me.

>>151731660
hell no. I won't stay up for this garbage. might watch them tomorrow though.

>>151734575
I mean Waldo lost to Spivac, he got a robbery dec

>>151731660
Name a worse card.

HEEEEEEM TAPPY

>>151733431
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>151734611
I'm not going to disagree because I don't remember what the fight looked like. Still picking Waldo on the simple fact he's a heavyweight that can pick up pace in the third and has a big ole cuban head

>>151734704
Literally all you need to know for these types of matchups is one guy is a fat blob and the other guy is a muscular athlete. No further analyses needed

>>151734693
Haha this guy used to be Brain dead. I've never been Brain dead. Ever.

Amero-Swedes run this game

This guy is up next

At least there's BKFC on tonight

>>151734104
Hehe

did you guys know there was a fight card today?

>>151734952
Oktagon? Yeah we're watching it right now https://embedsports.top/embed/admin/ppv-oktagon-79-english/1

>>151731660
Onama
Cortes-Acosta
Gorimbo
Dulgarian
Radtke
Nascimento

>>151731660
Garcia
Ante
Themba
Yadier
Frunza
Alan

>>151734693
Im sorry Tony

>>151735078
kek

>>151735078
Joker one shotted zoomers

>>151734869
dicey diceyyyyyyy

>>151735186
they kind of ruined that whole deal with making him a raped and gaped victim in the 2nd one that no one saw, so now that 30k a year fighter with that tattoo now looks like a gay rape lover

HEEEEEEM TAPPY

>>151731660
>Steve
>Ante
>Wellz
>Yadier
>Frunza
>Nascimento

>>151731660
>Steve Garcia
>Ante Delija
>Jeremiah Wells
>Isaac Dulgarian
>Charles Radtke
>Cody Durden

fighters who we supposed to be the goat

I keep it old skool.

Me son's hurt, got some fingers in his orbs. The UFC should o' disqualified his opponent. Now me son's got the hurtsies in his peepers, he can't see ! Have some respect lads, me son didn't qui'h, he's a tough lad bot he can't foight if his peepin' orbs are hurtin' !

RAPID SCHAUB THUDDING TOILET TECHNIQUE

>>151735521
Soooo crazy you posted this b, I just sat down and an coiler of an Schaub protrudingly from my Khamzat is sliding out. Trying to go for one cut on this bad boy

>>151735510
touched by angels and now blind...me son.

>>151731660
David Onama
Ante Delija
Themba Gorimbo
Isaac Dulgarian
Charles Radtke
Alan Nascimento

Who's winning the 2.5 million czech crowns this time?

>>151735584
I have had 4 solid intense Schaubs in the past two hours now I'm recovered and ready to get black out drunk and high while trying to enjoy JewFC

Weeb bros...our time is now

>>151731660
Onama
Cortes Acosta
Gorimbo
Dulgarian
Radtke
Durden

>>151735619
Drink some wader b god belss

55 bings, wmma on first so call it a bong 25

>>151735732
No WMMA on Oktagon

>>151731660
>Garcia
>Delija
>Gorimbo
>del Valle
>Radtke
>Nascimento

>>151735751
oktagon is dogshit

>>151735751
I don't give a fuck, retard!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN WEEBY

I'm sorry Fazza
I never meant to kill you
I never meant to make you die
But ducking Tony was a little bit more important

>>151735847
Its Tony Time

>>151735808
>>151735813
Seethe, faggot cazzies

>>151735847
Thats not OutKast

>>151735682
I always do bappa, I got like 10 24 packs of water in the garage and always have a bottle. It's how I stay in good shape to keep getting hammered. Levels.

>Is that fucking heem!?
>In a crowded arena!?
>Without WMMA!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT TAKE THIS DANA SAVE ME

>>151735907
There's a time and a place for the occasional I'm sorry Rampage Jackson post.

AARON FREAKING PICO BRO

>>151735964
finally woke up?

nigga heil gane

Aiemann Zahabi makes me proud to have borwn skin!!

ciryl goon

Turdy bings

if you watch poofc apex wmma you need to be put down

>>151736113
disgusting subhuman freak.

>>151731660
Steve Garcia
Ante Delija
Themba Gorimbo
Yadier del Valle
Charles Radtke
Alan Nascimento

>>151731660
Steve Garcia
Ante Delija
Themba Gorimbo
Isaac Dulgarian
Charles Radtke

>>151736412
monitor status?

Bros...

>>151731660
Steve Garcia
Ante Delija
Themba Gorimbo
Isaac Dulgarian
Charles Radtke
Alan Nascimento

3 of the first 4 fights tonight are WMMA.

Why are muslims so ugly?

JDM is going to heem Islam. Makhachev isn't going to be able to take JDM down because of the head/hand technique he does.

>>151736412
Nah fuck taht!!!

>>151736501
ngl americans are really fucking weird

>>151736501
>what did they mean by this

>>151736729
>>151736729
>>151736729
>>151736729

>>151736720
thiccc

>>151736586
lmao dilbert took him down at will

>>151731660
Durden
Chuck Buffalo
Dulgarian
Timbo Gorimbo
Where's Waldo
Onama
All these niggas suck btw

>>151736729
>>151736729
>>151736729
>>151736729

Why did the Israeli just delete his post?

>>151736819
SHRIMPDICK THREAD DO NOT USE

Roundhouse Shrimp into a pile of shit

>>151731660
Steve Garcia
Ante Delija
Themba Gorimbo
Yadier del Valle
Charles Radtke
Alan Nascimento

>>151736884
why?

who's making the real

>>151736923
I'll see what I can do

>>151736902
How is the weather in tel Aviv anyway?

>>151736902
No one likes a spammer you dumb faggot

wtf i've only heard of two people on this card

>>151737003
what spam, you mouthbreathing retard?

I took too much again holy fuck

i made a thread
>>151737099

>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity
>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing
>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't conceal her disgust
>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair
>links up with Khabitch instead of heeming the cunt
>gets his shit pushed in in the fight
>Gane is jabbing Tom's nose off him
>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally
>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit
>robs Gane of the belt
>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year
>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage
>among other things, claims the fight should've ended in disqualification of an honorable man he just robbed
>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs
>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act
>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels turn on him, including current and former fighters
There has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions, even McGregor had it better after losing to Khabitch
His only chance to redeem himself at this point is to gouge his eyes Oedipus-style to prove the damage was actually serious and win the rematch in 15 seconds or less.

>>151736471
Tom would've quit long before. She has more heart and bigger testicles than Tommy Aspinall.

Tom will be the first HW to tap to strikes

the natasha show > fight fairy

>>151738204
Both uggos

What k dramas should I watch

>heems are on
>/heem/ is dead
why

>>151731660
Onama
Crotes
Glimbo
Dulgarian
Radtke
Durden

>>151738955
because were in the gamethread

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

tom could never

Cryspinall quit.
Cryspinall's teammate used eye pokes in his own fight a week later.
The fighter who was eye-poked by Cryspinall's teammate chose to fight on and got the KO against Cryspinall's teammate, and then called out Cryspinall on the mic.

MEXICO BROS WHERE YOU @

gusgri looking ass

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

knuck time

fake ass heem niggas watching baseball n shit COULDNT BE ME

>>151747905
Who's the skirt

kinda of early stoppage

Great gameplan by the buck to take the breaking

>>151748398
your cousin lmao

>>151748429
are you black per chance?

>>151748398
it's a dude

>>151748486
nope but i just wanted to see a real heem deady type of finish

>>151748398
she's wearing shorts not a skirt retard

Poor poor AGPinall....

next card someone is going to get their eye completely gouged out and still win the fight

>>151748528
I'll be the judge of that
>>151748470
Even more delicious

>>151748539
fair

was he talking about charlie kirk?

RIP to the Charlie family!

Fuck everyone from albuquirky

What happened to the eye pokes rules? What changes were made?

>>151747165
Could never lose 30-26 to pablobitch, yeah

FUCK TOM
FUCK GURU
FUCK JEWS
FUCK TRANNIES

>>151748801
no changes, yet

>>151748681
I think so. They met before and posted about each other on Instagram and X. Charlie Kirk's also from Arizona.

why won't dana just pay trevor shittman for his gloves?

Dana fixed that Waldo fight to make Tom look bad because he hates Tom.

ive been practicing my eyepokes, im fucking lethal

>>151747584
Pride gloves did nothing to hold the hand closed. Straps hold a little mitton top above your knuckles. You could out stretch fingers with no resistance. Silva threw eye poke jabs and stuck his fingers around the eyes in Pride.
When you open you hand all they way, they still "look" like they're bent at the knuckle, but really there's a big gap that forms between the knuckle and the glove (because their padding is just strapped on at the fingers and wist, not knuckles)

>islams highlights are him finishing volk and oliveira
>jdms highlights are THE pete rodriguez

reminder that knuck is on right now

>>151749140
you copied my whole fucking post word for word bar for bar

Team Aspinall is KWAB of the Century

>>151749275
I thought of it first

on the rematch Aspinall is going to eye poke Gane, who will continue fighting and win by KO.

>>151749303
Booker of the fucking year. Never fumbles unlike Tiny KWAB and Cripple H.

>>151749140
Jack could rape those guys idiot

>>151749196
some nice brain damage happening rn

>>151749303
The rat of manchester

the long shadow of gane covers every corner of the canvas

>>151749577
i like how trashy their ring girls are, adds a lot of SOVL to the production

*theme plays*

So why didn't Tom just knock out Gane after the eyepoke like Waldo?

>>151749898
He is a coward as per Jiri's recent tweets

Thommy no want fight. Thommy want to party with KSI and Nelk Boys

We need Garcia vs silva

>>151748801
Day after tomorrow I think idk what will happen per Big John something gay and aspiturd friendly

>>151749461
No one is a better booker than King Rossy

>>151749955
tom slagged off the fans after he quit. jiri apologises to the fans when he loses. levels. we genuinely do not deserve a heemer as righteous as jiri

>>151750358
Worse than that, the entitled tard wrangler asked "why are you booing me" when fans were booing the end of the fight, we all knew it was an act when he played a nice guy and his 8 day long strop, insisting he keeps seeing doctors until one gives him the answer he wants and him having his dad do his media for him exposes what was obvious to me when he insterted himself between Jones and Stipe

>"No! Why should Tom have to fight if he got poked in the eye?"
>"It should be a DQ loss for Gane!"
>"Why does Gane even deserve a rematch?"
Tom glazers in shambles

HNNNNNNNNG KARATE HOTTIE IN DA SCHEWDIO

>>151751332
volumes

Gane won.

scraps live btw
kick.com/thedoctor

Unironically and in all seriousness what's next for tomtard aspitravesty

>>151751332
DELETE THIS PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

>>151751332
why is literally no one talking about how he told the ref "I ain't no pussy" when the ref asked him if he wants to stop

>>151751332
WONKED

>>151751332
>Guru said this dude was faking and that there's no way he'd be able to KO that fraud and go back to holding his eye
Bro's eye looks like those cartoon dudes without glasses

>UFC Fight Night: Bonfim vs. Brown
real ones know it's better than 322

so did waldo get tko'd before they restarted the match or did the ref pause it because of the eye poke?

Tom is such a pussy.

>>151752147
no it was exactly what happened to aspinall except waldo went back in there with a wonked eye and heemed the poker

>>151752256
many are saying this

>>151752294
ah

>>151752256
Turn off your monitor

>>151752385
Disregard that, turn it back on playa.

that was a crazy knuck heem
damn

fuark this manlet is a munster

>>151752256
At this point, I genuinely believe Tom losing that fight would've been a better outcome then all this fallout afterwards.

Why didn't Tom just heem Gane?

Steve Garcia should get charged with a hate crime.

Tommy's clitty cage is explodin right now playa

Sent Tom to the PFL and make Salsa boy vs Gane for the vacant belt.

>>151730423
someone edit this so its the face of gane and instead of the SI SI SI it says GANE GANE GANE

>>151752474
Obviously because he could have claimed it was a tainted victory and called for a rematch like a proper fighter I'm giving bisping 5 days before he turns on tommy

it turns out your finger can just end up in an eye when you're throwing dozens of punches and grabbing each other

>>151752474
Him vloging about it and getting clowned by the doctors is what put fuel on the fire

>>151752965
Bitch made ass white nigger. Card got punched.

Tom will be booed next outing for sure, while Gane will be cheered

ganescholars are the craftiest vets of them all

Throw Andy Aspinall in a woodchipper.

Turns out the retarded troll fans were right about Tom

Plawing andy aspinall

tom's in for a surprise when he wakes up to watch his friend's fight

>>151753907
he can't see so how would he watch the fight?

Tard Troonspinall and his faggot da

Reddit’s Defense has too many holes in it.

Tomala sisters.....do NOT look at the comment section
https://youtu.be/A7y6qWmOvKk
https://youtu.be/A7y6qWmOvKk
https://youtu.be/A7y6qWmOvKk

>>151754185
Someone seems a bit upset

>>151754185
sweet summer child, it's almost as if maybe, just maybe... tom is a fucking faggot quitter bitch and gane fucked him real good

nigga went berserk

porkskins aren't capable of dominicansploding

>>151754047
andy will walk him through it

Tom's going to show up to the presser for the rematch with a cane and a seeing eye dog.

waldo has an insane chin. he pretty much let himself get pummeled to a stoppage like it wasn't a big deal.

Salsa boy would fucking demonzish Thommy and dance on his corpse

>>151755478
Afraid the pink piggy had no power

Tom is a disgrace to the white race.

i fear tom simply isnt cut from that cloth.

>Waldo it was an eyepoke
>NAH FUCK THAT *heems the 3 nippled freak*

if eye pokes actually worked smiff would have used them against that home invader and nobody would have made fun of him about the incident

lmao that was the best shit ever. he heemed dude and immediately resumed writhing in pain

Has there ever been a bigger embarrassment to the sport of MMA than Tomala Quitspinall?

I think the guru might actually kill herself...

we don't need tom aspinall anymore

yeah i’m boying cedrique dumas

what the fuck

Darnell Aspinall

Andyspinal bussy

>>151757091
wait so it was the browns who had the bacon bussies all along?

How much did you guys bet on us, (you).

https://youtu.be/3LG9-YM1AVQ?si=sPfUf53_kMIkfYZK&t=1545
>tom aspinall couldn't possibly look worse right now
guru has formally conceded, joey won

>Another massive L for brittroons and Tomalajeets
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK it just keeps getting worse and worse

you know it’s a slop card when waldo cortes ablobsta steals the show

>>151756864
calcified pineal devil

ante's team fumbled hard by letting ante celebrate when the ref never waved off the fight

>>151757605
Its over

Tom’s stock has fallen through the floor

Tom won, Gane cheated. 2 Title defenses, 3 Title fight losses.

Chills. Absolute CHILLS.

its not too late for tom to go radio silent and accept anything he's said/will say is a bad look

FISH FISH

PASTA PASTA

FISH FISH

PASTA PASTA

*heems you*

>>151758428
this is what winning looks like...

>>151758210
>/heem/ siding with mma joey
we truly have fallen

I dont see any way islam could win against JDM

>>151758546
>tanks every shot easily
>leaves with the belt
Yeah I'm thinking so.

>>151758546
Landing 3 punches and not getting the belt is winning?

Tom was supposed to be the great white hope, but he turned out to be the great white dope...

>>151758428
you’re like the japanese holdouts that kept fighting after the empire surrendered. it’s over buddy

>>151758715
filthy zipperheads deserve tank mounted flamethrowers and bulldozers to bury their hideous match stick corpses

>>151758715
Tom has the belt and is white. So you're just projecting retard.

>>151758428
in many ways when you think about it, volkov is the lineal HW champion of the world.

>>151758669
i like jdm and i hope he pulls it off but he’s really not that good. split decision with kevin holland is crazy

tom aspinall has zero defenses of his undisputed title

A no contest is not a title defense

>>151758985
Tom Aspinall has never even WON an undisputed title... chills...

reminder that jon jones retired because he was afraid of fighting aspinall

>>151759027
the tom reddit and bobby reddit parallels are voluminous

tom must have forgot adversity is a privilege

>>151758685
>>151758672
Get your eyes checked and the BBC dildo out ya bussy, playa!

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

TOM IS FUCKING GAY

>>151758669
JDM is a decent fighter but dont let that stop you from seeing that hes a decent fighter

>>151758210
HOLY FUCK
JOEY BODIED THOSE STALE CRUMPETS

>>151759053
jon retired because he spent his entire career eye poking tougher men than tom and he had absolutely no interest in fighting a heartlet that would quit to a cheeky foul

bo nigger kills crybaby lil tommy

>...
>ACKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Tom won.

>>151759592
KWABOTY
and with 2 months left!

>>151758669
this, but the exact opposite

>>151759592
..KWABOTY

ARE YOU READY?
https://youtu.be/EWRa1jFIK-0?si=2EiqyE3-1zat2RKj (I imagine this theme song playing while BOPE comes for Charles)

Aspinall bros...

>>151759968
is he blind again? shoes pooped in? Diaper filled? dear oh dear.

>>151759130
Certified that somali

>>151758669
Me either even though some people are shitting on giaco's record he had the perfect plan for dealing with belal and I can't see a smaller grappler will avoid getting woodpeckered for 25 minutes

Has a fighter ever suffered career ending story losses on back to back cards?

Tom’s story loss was so bad, he turned around the story of a turd clogger like Waldo

my boy waldo doing me proud

Tom won the belt and the story.

>>151758546
Per mio? Personalmente? It was gane dancing like a leaf in the wind around tom waddling like a fat child in mud

YEAH

THIS TIME IMA LET IT ALL COME OUT

THIS TIME IMA STAND UP AND SHOUT

IMA QUIT FIGHTS MY WAY, ITS MY WAY

MY WAY OR THE EYEWAY

*GUITAR*

>>151760414
Imagine if at X7 the rock quit because stone cold gave him an eyerake

>>151759356
fucking kek

>>151759356
what the hell? that's the guy that got shot except it's Tom Aspinall? what the hell!

>>151760496
just imagine it makes me sick, just like thinking about Tom Aspinall and his entire life. I want to vomit, that fat ass

>>151760676
>bro knows exactly what kind of retards he can farm a fanbase from
Fatboy's mask is dropping but lucky for him gurucels are extremely unintelligent and won't notice

>>151760676
>THEY VERY NEXT CARD?

>>151760676
lol this fat bed bug of a man squealing

KO in round 2 next time

>>151760676
>Bro knows exactly what kind of retards on twitter he can farm
Guru is so faggot brained. It's sad to see.

>>151760795
GaneSCHOLARS predict this result.

>>151760676
This nigga bouta stop making videos for awhile soon, watch

ufc 324 waldo vs gane for the vacant heavyweight belt

the way david obama did nothing and got heemed was masterful

Wheres Waldo? Gane

>>151749062
Yea DJ showed they wouldnt do shit to stop eye pokes. Said he likes them because they DONT restrict your hand position whatsoever and its easier to open your hand even more with them because theres nothing holding them to back of the hand.

JDM vs Islam Makhachev who wins?

he tried pretending an eyepoke is an eyepoke but I see

he's no contesting his way towards me

/a/ posted cp against, I need to wash my eyes.
post some kino heems

>>151761314
Good attempt, but we're still talking about aidspinal kid

>>151761314
Islam will ragdoll him

onamacare

(dances around the room, shakes willy)

>>151761314
jdm is a WW volk. he wins

>>151761529
imagine if curt hennig cared about mma

Wonder Woman Volk

Does taira beat moreno?

>>151761314
Islam camps on him for 5 rounds, kills welterweight for good

Jack Sparrow Tom

>>151760676
Waldo just wanted to heem, real one.

Now Tom has the answer as to why the crowd was booing.

volk vs merab who wins

>>151761545
hard to honestly, mma has had so few pure athletes. Even Jones was the bitch of his family and he dominated all the favela heroes

>>151761729
Merab. If the fight happened 3 years ago Volk.

>>151761694
If he didn't understand it at the time then andy's spoiled the freak and he will never understand

>>151761729
Merab is a beast he doesn't stop, he could go on for another 5 rounds.

is merab one of those foreign faggots that just wrestles around and thats supposed to be impressive? fucking hell, this sport is so dead

>>151761729
merab
I'd even say easy after the first round
I think it would be a 60/40 fight if it were Volk before his rematch against Islam.
But even then it would still be a very complicated fight that I favor Merab for. That guy's strength is that he doesn't stop, not at all.

>>151752965
The UFC should just cut Tom's boyfriend Ante Delija at this point.

Isn't it kinda weird that Aspinall, a grown 30 something year old man, went to the doctor with his daddy, like some kind of child?

>>151762094
He has the mind of a child. It's a developmental disorder.

>>151761729
volk by brutal split decision

why aren't bong flags posting anymore?

BRITAIN SCARE OF THE REAL MAN, THE BIG BOOTY DADDY, THE GENETIC FREAK!

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62TiHnznxk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62TiHnznxk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62TiHnznxk

Unlike Chadzillians, the Brazzas will kill MMA by locking down every division in time. This is their new out into America/Europe. Bet on it

I blame the ufc for promoting aspinal to the champ for no reason. gane vs tom should have been for the undisputed title

>>151762319
What an ugly retarded little midget freak!

>>151762340
Stop looking at a photo of Tom Aspinall's son

FLW - ???
BW - Umar
FW - Movsar
LW - Chanco
WW - Islam
MW - Imavov
LHW - Murzakanov
HW - Shamil
(almost) total brazza domination era incoming

>>151762447
Zatdaddy prolapses Imapoov I fear.

>>151762447
>WW - Islam
He's not getting past JDM

>>151762471
zat gon retire in a fight or two, imavov will be there replace him

>>151762477
we'll find out next sataday nite, brazza

Breeding stock.

I'm scared.

>>151762547
you're scared, i'm afraid

>>151762237
It has never been more over for them I dread

>>151762317
kek

why didn't aspinall do this to gane after the poke

we are here
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/fighting-sports

>>151762635
i will now watch your sport

its my rife lol

>>151759130
VICIOUS JABS TO THE BODY, MIKE

>>151762635
link didnt work even with a japanese vpn node. can someone help a retard out here?

Got the next thread ready to put in the oven let's get to work heem

>>151762794
try firefox. it worked without doing anything for me

I don't care for asians of any race or descent, and that's the truth. I'd treat you like a chink conscript and the only time I'd check your eye pattern was to make sure your eyes were dead and cloudy, you asians are pieces of shit let's be honest

>>151762813
Extremely low iq post b you sound like a child talmbout adult food

>>151762237
unusable general, can't post anything without getting attacked

>>151762599
Imagine poor Tom watching this from his hospital bed.

>>151762842
hospital bed? more like his own bed

Bong nigga trying to get (You)s by inveiglement

Not today bong nigga

>>151762842
tom's not watching anything out of that eye mate, didn't you hear?

Bitch boy tom calling Gane freddy krueger is a bit much ngannou is the french speaking one who kills kids

Tom Aspinall is STILL our UFC Heavyweight Champion. That means it's a great day ahead. Good morning everybody.

*accidentally ends ASSpinal's career*

>>151762956
This needs an update with the eyepatch maybe one on junior too

>>151762958
Notice that this they underplayed and assretard's they took serious enough that they're having a meeting about the rules as a whole lmao assretard and mmabedbug have done nothing for mma or ufc in 2 years but make it worse

youre telling me this isnt zhang weili?

Dana White's Excellent Erection

told you guys tom was a prima donna but no 1 wanted to listen.

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQNbKXmf0WY

>>151763429
Logging in

I'm feeling like baking it early

>>151763429
Someone was just put to sleep

listening to whitney houston in my camo earbuds, feeling real emotional right now!

>stumbles inbredly to the creek, stares, sees the moon, huge hideous grin appear
I knew I exist for reason

>>151763454
The Finnish are not to be trusted with such a job.

>>151763481
>And I will always quit fights
>I will always quit fights
>Aye
>Me bleedin', eye, mm-mm

>>151763497
You'd be surprised

>>151762958
Nothing accidental about it, aids ass pain anal has nobody but himself to blame.

Ciryl fingered Tomala's pussy (without consent) and she didn't feel comfortable continuing the fight.

>>151761394
seers of such things aren't welcome here, sneedo

>>151763517
Well it wouldn't be early anymore. It might even be late.

>>151763533
Funny you should say that
>>151763536
>>151763536
>>151763536
>>151763536

>>151763506
I BELIEVE NO CONTEST IS OUR FUTURE

SAY I CANT SEE AND LET REF LEAD THE WAY

SHOW THEM ALL THE EXCUSES THEY HIIIIIIDE

>>151735636
schaub died?

500
>>151763700
Miss her like you wouldn't believe bapp

Why are MMA fans are such idiot slaves? I want fair fights and not eyepokes. What's so difficult to understand?

>>151764237
cheating is a part of the game

>>151764237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjIZB-xzNZ0