Me son's a bloody 'elmet edition
Heemviously >>149720614

Helmet doesn’t mean retard you of all people should know that clozzmeister

Just be grateful it's not a Bones thread

>>149730133
we enjoy making fun of raped black faggots though?

>>149730140
Talmbout the stylebender? A hunned percent

>>149730133
we can MAKE it a jones thread

>Jones claimed that he was sexually assaulted as a child.[222]

Heeminder ColBITCH Cuckington made his name by beating 40 year old FOSSIL ex champs. The only reason cazzies thought he was good was because Joe "FAGGOT" Rogan said he was the second best welterweight after losing to Poosman on his p*dcast. Bumington was never good and his only fans are retarded election tourists. Also Jon Jones raped him in college.

>>149730119
Gotham just needed robocop all along

Seems like a good time to go get a haircut

what we snacking on?

speaking of hair remember when Jon R. Jones put that brazzas disgusting sweaty hair in his mouth?

Lest ye ever forget who truly runs /heem/ woe unto thee, lamentably.

Tomala "TRANNY" Asspin

>>149730199
hey blue eyes

>>149730193
oatmeal

>>149730200
You literally have sex with biological males.

>>149730048 (OP)
>Bro Petrino is fat, he's a blob now

Ben Askren looked like Barry Chuckle in the hospital

"Our patience has its limits"
- Ciryl Gane

>>149730242
*polite chortle*

*grabs the brazzas sweaty hair with both hands*
*inhales deeply*
*takes a bite*

Tommy Reddit will get raped by Gane.

oh yeah nigga i'm gay

I'm so glad that annoying Jones fan has gone now we can get back to discussing combat sports and not Jon "Bones" Jones the UFC GOAT

That time of the week sadly.

I am a cabinet level official in President Trump's Administration.

The Deep State wanted to keep Jon Jones as Heavyweight Champion.

President Trump had advance knowledge of Jon's impending retirement, and intentionally held off on announcing the White House fight until then.

He did this because he wanted Jones to vacate the belt before the White House PPV was announced. He knew that Jon would agree to fight Tom, but only if it was at the White House. This way, the Aspinall vs. Jones fight will still happen, but with Tom as the Champion. Thus, Jon will not be able to break Cain's record length Heavyweight Championship reign.

After Tom wins, he will be given US citizenship by executive order, thus ensuring that the UFC has an American Champion again.

Trust the plan.

if you aren't a jones fan you aren't an mma fan respectfully

As a Christian, I cannot condone Jon Jones' homosexual behaviour.

>>149730362
I can!!

Who's fighting tomorrow besides the fat black guy

>>149730378
Your weight and the rope I fear.

I need a BBC in me

>search/text/pepsi/country/FI

>>149730399
Mmmmmmm....

DADDYsanya spunked and spanked that piggy!

I deserved it

>>149730439
Excellent and factual post.

Look at the piggy squealin!!!

Roast piggy!!!

paddy himself said he is not british he is a sorcerer

My movies are shit

>when the toilet backsplash hits you right in the butthole.

>>149730465
I prefer that than when it hits my tafas or menghead

what mma needs is a caravaggio type character
too many evilcels trying to pass for good

A BBC dick daddy spanked, spunked, and sealed my bacon bussy and I realized I would never feel that happy again.

look i don't like certain posters either but we respect ludvig borga here

what mma needs is dan ige vs patricio pitbull

I cant let you get close

any bjj fags present? need an eye test performed on this individual
he is touted as a bj penn level prodigy by some notable bjj/mma guys

THE moneyberg?

>>149730515
Agreeable post bruder hh

He's a peachst fersure

>>149730604
Says it all

>>149730604
What's with the gay t shirts

>>149730594
who does that to the iceman

>>149730604
uhmmm why is francisco mir associating himself with that jihadist jake shields

derek moneyberg is a known criminal scammer, used to run with 'pickup artist' company RSD back in the day and would never show his face because he was their 'scam' guy behind the scenes

>>149730661
I've seen enough Dana hire this man and feed him Muscemi

>>149730664
scammings good because its bad, get with the program nerd

>>149730664
supposedly hes attempting to do the same thing but with bjj

someone post pvz's butthole.

>WAAAAH WHY IS THE RICH GUY WITH ACCESS TO WORLD CLASS RESOURCES BETTER THAN ME
>it should take him 5 years to get his blue belt like my poor, brown, bum ass!!!
You're just a jealous, seething, brownoid.
Moneyberg won.

>>149730818
This but lick and me not someone

>SPOOKSHOW BABAY

Eurgh it tastes a bit like pooh

>>149730887
What's his name?

>>149730918
Not sure she made him wait outside says he's a UFC fighter but he looks a bit frail

>>149730870
What in the blue fuk

>>149730870
Who's the skirt

Anthony Rumble Johnston should have signed away his likeness to AI so we could have him konck out Jon Moxley in faggottini tier movies

it’s the opinion of lucas tracy that with his one sided victory over renato moicano islam makhachev has ascended to number one status on the list of all time great talents in the sport of mma

>this thread

>knowing the opinions of "lucas tracy"

Im going to work out and shadowbox in the alley. When I get back Id like to see some real, tangible discussions ocuring here. Preferably regarding the OverKill PodCast

Beast

Jon Jones is a white man.

on this episode of cooking with volk's we'll be pan searing hasbulla

Jon R. Jones is a typical black.

The cat has a bee trapped in the corner this is actually pretty gripping

Saint Gaethje Smiles

the white beast matt mitrione

>the jews took down strimsy.top
It's fucking over. That was by far the most reliable site for me in the past several months. Methstreams are down too on the .ac domain.

>Lmao, is Nina Drama doing the aura farmer boat kid dance with the Fighting Nerds? Now this I've gotta see

>Dont say congratulations boy you know they watch that shit but I aint even gon get mad Im young black and rich

>I bet Nina Drama could get an interview with a member of the Fighting Nerds

....holy fucking airball.

Tabesne cadavera solvat
An rogus, haud refert.

Fitting in with the kids is not winning

>>149731417
We cannot follow them.

>>149731414
dies ligma

Hah hah, chama slide real smooth

how much does it cost to get tattoo raped like this?

>>149730267
dat ain't da real Ben Askren bradda. The replaced him.

>>149731352
>>149731390
>>149731437
You have sex with men.

https://youtu.be/nvVCPPoYRKk?feature=shared

Ben Askren's body has rejected the new lungs.

fighters that everyone forgot about overnight
> Alex Pereira
> Sean Strickland

>>149731491
Jorge Masvidal

>>149731491
Both undisputed UFC world champions, history will remember their achievements

>>149731491
shartpoopian

My only dream in life is to live long enough to see DDP big bro Khamzat at ufc 319.

>>149731519
That cocky fighter Chimaev needs to be humbled

Hang on a minute...he was right, my skin really is extremely dry and leathery

>>149730174
He threw a jumping spinning kick tho

>>149730048 (OP)

The cat won but at what cost

>>149731673
Put him opossum

knuck tomorrow

Im gonna follow them

>>149731772
i bomb school bus for she

>>149730613
>uhhh fuck i've never seen him compete or even roll live how do i make him seem good

I betcha didn't know boy

If he had you cornered and leaned in for a big bappa kiss, there's LITERALLY nothing you could do to stop him... Like a bear attack, your only option would be to be still and pray he decides to let you live after having his way with you.

Lmao

>One more roar for the Lion Heart.

>>149731901
>DC
Imagine letting that happen for anything other than a Marvel hero.

>>149731917
i’m in but only if they roll the entire jelly roll retirement package again

Juicy moisty colorado whiteboys

>>149731934

>>149731901
I've seen him getting handsy with a child I reckon the frumpy plain Jane is safe

>>149731901
guys like 5'10 with a little chicken chin under that beard nothing to be jealous of

>>149731901
Lmoa. I would have weemed him dead on the spot via headbutt into spinning backfist.

>>149731984
>>149731995
Vous parlez français ?

>>149732003
Yeah, French Enlish and Taiwanese b

>>149732003
non, Tu es un cochon brun.

Fuck /heem/

>FACT: In ONE year's time- poorblkstralia terrorized, seethed and HEEMED spammy, canada ching chong, finland AND the slovenian, back to back before retiring as the GOAT. We may NEVER see a run like that ever again.

Juicy moisty vancouver white boys

>>149732013
Uhh, you speak chinese bro

>>149732049

>>149732054
Who's the bald faggot?

>>149732049
si senor

I’ve never met an Asian that I couldn’t heem

>>149732045
What did he do?

>>149732065
Turn on your monitor

I dont get racial. Sorry, not how I was raised. I sinply will not engage with yuor hate.

I miss my mom :'(

>>149732079
Bodied that freak. Respectfully >>149732065

I will! fuck american pussies all talk, no burrito.

>>149732085
She don't miss you.

>>149732082
Engage with spell check

My balls don't smell bad today

>>149732141
Based jeets

my orbs was hot

>>149732150
Sad old piggy gotta dirty talk a nigga an some teenage boys on a Friday night to get he bacon bussy throbbin'.

>>149732155
Said no one ever

>>149730870
>Steph Franchomme of VultureHound gave the film a rating of four-and-a-half stars out of five. He praised the performances of Liddell, Good and Gershon, and applauded the film's message: "Cagefighter: Worlds Collide is not only a movie for wrestling or MMA fans. It is made for any human being who believes in the fact everything is possible in life. You can be a Champion in a ring or a cage, the essential is for you to be the Champion of your own life."

>>149732162
Don't talk in 3rd person b it's gay

Fuck... I need to fucking say it but I... I really don't want to...

they’re replaying the toporio arc 1:1 with jean silva VOLK LOOK OUT

>>149732189
Do it. Its ok. Its his name. People wil love you for it.

>>149732189
Bo nigger ?

>>149732177
Lonely piggy needs its slop!!!

>>149732223

>>149732223
What the hell

finna heem some crackkkas

Finland and Sneed, eternal revvers.

>>149732272
Say oink oink for your slop!

Let's be real. Islam Makhachev hypothetically does not stand a chance against Ilia Topuria

>>149732282
Eternal raped bitches I'm afraid.

>>149732296
Let's be real. You NEED some Daddysanya dick daddy juice.

They squealin' for backup in the porkedcord.

>>149732296
you’re talking about the number one pound for pound goat of the sport ever. i give him good odds against anyone, especially a natural 145er. for instance look at his masterful performances against dustin poirier and alex volkanovski

>>149732296
Metaphorically in an purely ephemeral sense I can forsee this

Bottomed by bantamweight Bryanna.

Can we stop typing like that pkease

>>149732341
Didn't Bryce have a seizure after getting KO'd that fight

>>149732331
the heeming power at lightweight…

>>149732317
oink oink brazza

>>149732356
Wellmaker has crazy heeming power for bantamweight

who is the fighter for the working man? the taxpayer's fighter?

>>149732382
This was an dive; look how Kris closes his eyes eons before Nalcomes punch lands.

>>149732373
>>149732382
I know the Topiglets clitties be leakin' real good lookin' at this BBC dick daddy.

I hear Du Piggy already let the nigga bust in a bacon boer bitch face.

Talmbout a BLACKED eye.

>malcolm weldmaker
>he makes welds
who writes this shit

>>149732394
That used to be Cowboy Cerrone.
But now I guess Bryce Mitchell?

>>149732412
They're in different weight classes you schizo

>>149732421
Cerrone is a rich trust fund babby you goofter

>>149732394
Stipe

>>149732421
Cazzie bitch

>>149732445
Oh I guess thats why his ranch looks really cool and Mitchell's looks like a tiny backyard

Sorry about last night heem my gf pissed me off and I hit the bottle a little too hard haha

>>149732494
You shoulda just hit her, easier solution

Been posting on /heem/ everyday since late 2014 and what do I have to show for it? I’m 33, no kids, single with a dead end job. Where do I go from here? Where?! I thought this was where dreams were made. Who is going to answer for this?

>>149732504

>>149732500
The drunk tank fucking sucks ass no thanks

>>149732394
James Vick

>>149732331
Let's see Islam take those shots. Wait, he ducked! Curious. He's also the most inbred human on Earth

>>149732504
It's over you useless sack of genetic dead end piece of shit

charles will go on a tony/bj losing streak and become the losingest fighter in ufc history

>>149732331
My boy is a superstar

Good always defeats evil.

>>149732540
I think you’ll be surprised

>>149732529
He sounds pretty rent free in your head though

>>149732450
Stfu and oink for ya BBC dick daddy slop, sad old pig nigga.

Janny has entered the thread

>>149732540
Noone can lose like the TONSTER though. Thats his one title you cannot strip him of most losses in a row in the UFC

>>149732567
You misspelled Daddny.

>>149732554
You have many fighters on your mind. Do any of them pay rent? No

Hearing runors Ngannou was seen with Ibrahim Traoré

>>149732572
are we still pretending he doesn't beat evil chinese man

>>149732587
Surprised that another promotion hasn't signed him. Despite how bad he is he still has fans and people would want to see him fight.
He's had to of been offered something. Maybe Tony himself just knows that it's over.

>>149732587
mate leech would have fucking murdered him it was 4 months after the chandler heem

You ever notice how Shaub h8rs are all virgins? Haynes doesn’t count btw

AY AY AY AY

>>149730594
I mean it looks like he’s just drilling a move, not really representative of real skill.

>>149732615
he's boxing in august

>>149732615
He was supposed to fight Dillon Danis GFL before Dana shut it down

>>149732619
So, so true.

Who was the best comedian featured on gringo papi? Put all biases aside

>>149731058
Bro’s like 5’4

Schaubussy

>>149732634
Oh god..... SOON

>>149732663
Are we really height shaming still? It’s 2025 sweetheart. Time to grow up.

Is it time to start letting straight fighters in the UFC?

Its time to cut the copper; Schaub would ematurbate Tony in an fight

>>149732727
well no shit retard. Schaub fought at heavyweight

>>149732741
That’s debatable

>>149732663
I envisioned and manifested short king summer for us Nippon bro I can't keep Amazonian goddesses off me

Shaub could probably clean up in that BKFC tournament but I doubt he needs the money

the anon who heems everyone is strong. but the anon who heems even himself, is truly mighty

Fighters that are scared to fight Ilia Topuria: Islam Makhachev.
Yes, he fears getting knocked out once again. Let's not forget that he is incredibly inbred

Sleep

-"Voyons n'ayez pas peur, cette lame est très bien aiguisée"
-"Cela ne durera qu'un instant vous verrez"
-"Voyons, il s'agit simplement de vous couper la tête

I'm about to heem this frog sort of creature

>>149733037
Let it live b

>>149733037
Show it your Nordic Wrath

Which fighter is Norma Dumont? Forgot about her

ONE Championship in 30 bings

just went 0-3 in ufc undisputed forever career mode after making into the big leagues, guess it's time to retire

>>149733037
Don't it dindu

>>149730439
Both are washed and irrelevant now. And neither was ever really that good.

>>149733268
bruh are you really tying to have serious mma discourse with spammy

>>149733037
Pepe not so smug anymore

Summer
Fights tmr
Heems dead
What gives

>>149733374
our resident heemers have a summer life
who woulda thought that?
also Lewis vs tallison pfft

We are live ONEchads

>>149733374
Theres not 1 exciting matchup in the entire sport

I'm pretty certain I would beat the shit out of Mike Perry in a street fight lmao the guy is a fucking can

thank god they got rid of that twitchy mexican freak

>>149733374
Self censorship

Jannies rule heem with a iron fist gotta trade lightly around these parts

>>149733484
im still here meng

>>149733430
damn is stamp dead?
also alyssas pretty hot

>>149733508
her leg is gigaheemed

>>149733525
ahh that's sad guess Ill always have that' sailor moon webm

It's my birthday but as a stoic Chad It's just another day oorah!

>>149730173
222 times? Damn.

I never noticed how Saudis are just Jewish pets in disguise

>>149733469
he'd heem your old ass out too, motherfucker
fat piece of shit

>>149733606
I swear I had a buddy from Qatar and legit 50 IQ and he received a Masters in chemical engineering it's all a giant joke

>>149733629
There was a window in time where Mike Perry was Cowboy's last good win but then he beat Alex Hernandez.

what is this, the history channel?

heem tappy

HEEM TAPPY

>Dricus vs Khamzat is the only fight left this year that has a big fight feel to it
What a fucking disaster 2025 is. We could have had Jones v. Aspinall, Islam v. Topuria, and DDP v. Khamzat in one year and now we get only one of them

there are zero reasons for grounded knees to be illegal in the poofc

>>149733767
>audio segment of Joe Rogan complaining like a little bitch

Mikey Musumeci stolen autism valor

>>149733791
he wouldn’t complain if they were legal, retard fuck has advocated for shots to the back of the head to be legal

Back during the Roman empire era you would all be plebians with no social status

>>149733801
old rogan would be cool with knees to a downed opponent. NuRogan is a corporate shill

>>149733814
I would be an Japanese IT salaryman

>>149733817
current rogan barely gives a shit b

Made another 'za.

Seriously though, how did Kelvin get that Korean gf?

>>149733838
Cheese looks fucking terrible

>>149733838
dis doo be growing bean seeds on his pizza

>>149733838
Why you didnt add the tuna like i told ya fewl of ting

>>149733842
He probably talked to her.

>>149733842
she's a soulless plastic bug looking for a green card, it's not hard to figure out

>>149733885
I hope not
>>149733878
I hope not

I'm ready for you lot

Made a 'zone yesterday doebeit.

>>149733838
10/10

>>149733838
>>149733915
feed me

>>149733872
Rosemary is also a very nice addition to 'za

>>149733838
You make good zahs kid

Have a pic of me and my disc golf fuck buddy

barely watched but i had the pole losing lmao
they didn't even bother showing highlights

If you aint got no haydurs you aint schaubbin b

>>149733954
thanks for letting me know the womens fight is over

>>149733966
no problem b

We got UFC on tomorrow night or what?

>>149733976
yeah something like that

>>149733976
barely

>>149733949
what's his name?

The entire sovl of the UFC was made up of personalities like Gooby, Khabib, and Jones.

>>149733994
>>149733999
Thats wassup

>>149734013

>>149734024
dana gave me eyes like this when i teased him with my 5.7 inch girth

finally a real fight

I never knew there was a Mello Yello limeade

Derek Moneyberg would tap any one of you freaks out.

>>149734053
Is that so?

>>149734001
Emma she has a master's degree in some meme study, absolute nympho

HEEEEEMAKEAV

Every woman lust's for me, every man wants to be me...what am I

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

All of Jake Paul's wins don't count because the guys he beat were past their prime plus they were never good to begin with and they were all smaller and came into his world when they all would have beat him at another sport than boxing like they had agreed to.

HEEEM bro didnt even last 5 seconds

>>149734104
You sound like a seething shitskin. Jake owns you and your mom btw.

>>149734104
peach of an analysis b you come up with that all by yourself?

>>149734099
Dan hooker

>>149734104
fights are rigged and he's going to bribe his way to the top

>ONE

>>149734139
lots of guys are juicing in ONE

>>149734099
me

>>149734104

>anderson silva
>never good to begin with

ONE? More like 'two'

>>149734180
more like
>who

>algerians never give up

>>149733557
Happy birthday anon

>Superbon
>Superlek
>Supergirl
>Superboy
What interesting fighter names

Ilia Longoria

madbmbabmamba macarena ambambmavbmab macarena bmabmabma aaah macarena aaay

>>149734256
for me it's brazil, bin laden and rambolek

Tom "TRANNY" asspinal

>>149734207
Shut up fag

>>149734363
aaw happy birthday little guy

SHEEM TAPPY

Joe Pyfer heems robo homo cop

>>149734407
tuning back in now thanks again b

>>149734374
anon wishing happy birthday to himself

>>149734451
Grim

>>149734450

Ilia Mompornia

shut up bitch

I'm closer to the leaf than he can understand

Ilia Brownwhoria

Ill Eva Longoria

If I cared I would be the next Tom Cruise but you serfs and plebians don't deserve my gift so I'll pass

>>149734566
yeah go tend to the fields bitch

islam makhachev is a drug cheat

>>149734566
*cracks whip*

i said shut the fuck up

>>149734585
Which champ do you think is clean?

Hey if you don't have something thoughtful to say about mma then zip it

has anyone actually watched lawler vs macdonald 2 cause it fucking sucks idk why i have to see the stupid faceoff clip every day of my life

>>149734618
>champ
what's that got to do with anything? islam is not a champ

His eye looks fucked, they’re bout to call it off

im not watching that crap

>>149734647
You keep the belt b

>>149734647
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>OUUT COLD

the brazza with the fro in his corner is currently serving a 1 year suspension after testing positive for drostanolone, modafinil, and meldonium

What a beautiful short king summer I manifested

>>149734684
redcoat piece of shit

the simple truth of the matter is there was literally nothing stopping islam from fighting ilia

Hilarious how Islam is the champ but volk was the main drawl in his career and Ilia flat lined him and he couldn't duck fast enough kwab

banger of a fight

>>149734770
>Islam is the champ
no he's not

Jon DM’d a fan and cursed him out kek

https://x.com/crispyzucchinii/status/1943428100337123593?s=46

>>149734868
he does this shit all the time

>>149734868
GOAT shit only

>>149734868
Future politician right here

After seeing my boy Ilia do my his heems in perfect form and fashion you simply can't watch another fight because you know they are weak AF little pussy pitter patters

"I'm attacking my family" - Jon Jones

>>149735009
Ige hits harder

woah

>>149734868
>Jon spending retirement polishing his impeccable legacy
based

>do my his heems

Jiu jitsu is simply not real

>>149734868
HOW is he still doing this?
what a fucking bum
at this point I might start DMing him
I think I could bait him

hue burned out his legs

>>149735048
he unretired actually

We need to make Jon a regular poster here in retirement

>>149735009
>do my his heems

If Ilia was smart he would call out gervonta Davis for the money fight

if you're british and you get caught in a triangle you are a triangle bloke

This brazza should’ve been finished two sub attempts ago but the hue has zero strength

Brazilian is breaking

he may have hued his last hue

>>149735009
why call out robert pitter patterer like that he isnt even in the same division as ilia

Alright bros ebony wild sex night tonight take care!

Colby was this generation's Jake Shields, but worse

>>149734868
Kek based. Broke twitter bitches stay seethed

>>149735239
Some would say the best.

>>149734868
Is it based or cringe when athletes argue with fans on twitter? Kevin Durrant does it to.

>>149734868
KEK at least hes buck breaking on his real acct unlike durant

You fucking nerds

I hate you
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU

>>149735037
>CamSoda Legends
wait who is this lmao

>>149735280
It’s low IQ and feminine. I’m assuming Kevin Durrant is a melanated individual?

>>149735334
Felony

>>149735279
i was talking about racism tho

>>149735347
Yes, NBA star. Every year he makes a fake account and then DMs fans criticizing him to defend himself. Got caught because he forgot to switch once. Thats where the "Cant win with those cats" meme came from

>>149735362
LMAO i remember him bitching out faking a hand injury after getting buck broken in an early bkfc match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NtJho7tgvg

>>149735347
Kevin Durrant is one of the best NBA player of all time and he regularly argues with fans. Like literally every few days.

Ah yes of course the legendary “Cant win with those cats" meme how could I forget

kd stopped using burners. He uses his real acc now

>>149735436
hes a bitchmade faggot who tarnished his legacy multiple ways either way

feel like shadow is gonna blow it

ALLAHU AKHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Bismillahir rahmanir raheem, alhamdulillahi rabbil alamin. To my brothers in ummah, I must confess that every action I take upon this dunya is for none other than Allah subhanu wa-taallah, and that i am his lawful slave. I wish to follow the hadith of the prophet Muhammad, sallalahu alleyhi wa-salam, for he is the greatest slave of Allah Azza-waijal, and is the last and final prophet. Audhubillah min al-shaytaan ir-rajeem, may Allah (swt) protect me from Jinn, from misfortunte, and from the damage that the enemies of Allah (swt) may afflict upon my mortal body in this Akhta-gonn. Allaahumma baarik `alaih, protect me O-Allah (swt) from the misfortunes in this game, and from the greed and evilness of Dana (djall) White.

Al'ia Taahira,
Al' Khan Osamaski,
Max Hajjrah Wahid,
Dajjalga Al-Opaz,
Al-Naazd Al'lan,

Jazakallah khair wa ahsanal jaza. May Allah (swt) reward you with good health and the fire of jihad. May Allah (swt) grant you and your fans the smell of Jannah.

aamin

Hi Ben we are Happy to see/send you a live liver. Ben we sneed and feed but/you are belief. Sincerely, /heem/

Nice knockdown

>>149734868
Twitterlet was getting ragdolled here ngdesu

>>149735564
you'd have to be muslim to understand any of this and that makes it unfunny

>get poked in eye
>go to dr with both eyes closed saying you cant see
faked it

>>149735626
>barbara-esque
ngl your woife being a blonde dyke with no tits and zero personality is what gets me going

He quit!

I was able to keep up with the fight team boys during our interval run! I wasn't even the slowest one, I hung in there until the end with the front of the pack. Coach was proud of me, so I'm allowed to be happy again for a bit. I'm gonna be so much more deadlier in a few months :3

>>149735626
>not understanding the bare minimum scrapings of the worlds largest growing religion
your wife and kids are ngmi

>>149735609
The twitter guy should have saud
>if I was born an athletically gifted giga nigga I would be a billionaire by now instead of ducking Tom lmao

ilia is link's henpecking wife and you're tryna tell me it's also the name of a ufc champion? even the owner of the company has a girl's name, what the fuck is this gay ass shit

>>149735717
jon unironically isn't that athletically gifted

>>149735748
Who the fuck is link?

Ilia Bombtehrania

>>149735873
brock lesnar has a tattoo of his legendary sword on his chest

>supposed to be a seasoned talented fighter
>mouth wide open the entire time

>comes out to massive cheers
>ambles around the ring, reaches out to you
>you embrace my hand
>I shoot my furious hot ball cream all over
>Herb Dean calls the fight, I won
I won.

I want to fuck chuck

I can't let you get close.

Let me bang bro

>>149735748
we're all trannies here

>You guys ever see Brokeback Mountain? There's these two cowboys and they run cattle. And they're running cattle and they're camping and they start kissing cause they're gay. They have wives and kids back home but they're really gay so they dance around naked in the river and shit. In the end Jake dies of AIDS and the other one goes to his old piece of shit trailer. And he's inside that trailer and it's full of gay cowboy shit and the old gay rubs the dead gay cowboy's coat and cries. That trailer full of gay cowboy shit is Chael Sonnen.

My goodness Tito is just so absolutely cool

I let you bang bro

this might be the only good mma fight ONE can make today, but damn is it good

https://www.onefc.com/articles/tye-ruotolo-makes-his-mma-debut-against-adrian-lee-at-one-fight-night-35-on-september-5/

Good thread

Stephen Thompson has a great ass no homo

>>149736261
Thats not how you spank your meng

Holloway heems Poirier in front of his family, rapes his unconscious corpse and then points at his daughter telling her by Allah they will get wedded right now in the Octagon. Mashallah, screen cap this

>>149736396
That's called the Predator technique

MMA analyst Luke Thomas

>>149736462
LuMas(Luke Thomas) is ruthless

>>149736462
Luke Thomas is cool. I find myself, as time goes on, realizing that he is correct.

>>149736501
correct about what

>>149735751
True. He just has the perfect body for MMA

>>149736702
Respecting women.

I would respect Valentina Shevchinko riding my dick until i went braindead lol

>>149736462
THAT FUCKING MURDERER.

yeah I'm thinking I'm going to heem my meng to Angela White tonight

rook thompsas why u do this

it was either me or you

but we are civilian rook timas

exactly

*flamethrower sounds and screams*

Jon Jones unretired so h could fight Pereira ay LHW. He actually duck Tom.

>>149736791
her fellow aussie sparring partner savannah bond is much more heemengable. and both might be cans compared to aussie super prospect hayley davies

>>149736807
pereira isn't the champion at 205

It must be crazy to find out that you were a specific identity to be lived out by your I incarnated higher self that you’ll become again after you die, often taking on specific challenges for the purpose of soul growth, then to be used and thrown away once your higher self has finished slumming it in 3D. All your dreams, pain, and pleasures are entirely fake and transitory.

This is ultimately why I want to heem my (higher) self, because I know I will disappear when I’m gone, raped back into an afterlife existence of paradise and abundance. The journey of incarnation is one of ultimate cuckery

>>149736702
Ideas.

>>149736876
*bbbbbBBBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP* *fart* *ploploplop* *tinkle* *fffffaaaaaart* *BRAP* *plopPLOP* *SPLOOOOOSH*

>>149736876
Many are saying this

>>149736946
meant for >>149736901

Chin smacking big natural fat floppy tits bouncing out of the bra

>>149736981
not mma related

>>149736981

Got into it with shaniqua. Woke up in a puddle of (her?) piss. Coughed up a liter as well. Got checked by the doc and he says I have a skull fracture, so it appears I was heemed and stomped. I probably said something I shouldn’t have

>>149736991
>chin smacking
It’s a combat sports thread not mma exclusive dumb cazzie mmtwd

imagine Chin smacking big natural fat floppy tits bouncing out of the bra ground and pounding you into dust in a MMA related fighting event

>>149736833
looked at savannahs most recent bout and she is definitely a fraud, hayley davies is a dangerous matchup but at this stage of my mengs career we're only interested in championship bouts against legends who can go for five rounds

for me it was sunny lane

>>149730339
big if true

>>149737066
ew

Everyone is picking Dustin against Max right?

There's no way Max has recovered from topturo KO and gained 10lbs of lean mass in less than a year.

post the webm. you know, the one with the amateur bbw-ish wmma fighter with big floppy tits.

>>149737105
you'll hear my picks when the time is right

>>149737120
The gaycheese fight was a fluke landing the end of the round cut that messed up Justin the entire fight.
155 isn't for holloway.

Flukes don't exist in MMA.

>>149737133
Zombie/Yair was a bit of a fluke

>>149737186
he tried it several times throughout the fight

>>149737194
And?

>>149737055
sounds like you may be a fan of cardio queen nicole doshi

post the greatest flukes in mma

>>149737105
I'm picking poirer. But Max absolutely gained muscle. He's naturally packed on more since around 30yrs old. He took a long long time to make gains before the Gaethje since he said after KZ he was gonna do a 155 fight. He just cut a bit more for the topuria fight and started leaning out earlier for that.
Your body can very easily pick back up your previous gains you made in no time, it's another kind of muscle memory. For instance, imagine you take a year to get as jacked as you can and beat all your lifting records. Then lets say you really lean out for 6 months and don't lift much and you're back to where you were before or worse- If you go hard and fuel your body and be consistent, you will be right back to your personal best in a pretty short time. It will not take you another year to get back to your strongest.
But still think max loses regardless.

>>149737209
yeah but Dustin's boxing > Max's boxing

>You'll be back...
SOON

Was the bigotry really fckin necessary :/

Max is out
Kody Steele is in and ready to heem Peahead into a living death

>>149737218
NO SHIT that's why I said I'm picking poorier in the very first sentence RETARD

does PvZ's pussy smell like her bung or does her bung smell like her pussy? find out tonight!

>>149737225
Zhong Ru would unironically heem Poirier
>>149737227
be nice

>>149734868
One of you guys should message Jon

>>149737229
consider having sex so you can find out if that's how holes work

PVZ stands for poop vagina z

>gianna michaels is 5'2"

>>149737293
vina sky must be like 4'10

You wish you could live the life I lived

who is the anderson silva of heeming mengs

>>149737293
She's 5'10 b....

When the lion speaks, sheep must remain silent.

2 zesty molinas on my meng at the same time

this one's a title eliminator, they're heeming my meng with everything they have. the ref should consider stopping it but the crowd wants to see me cum

>>149737293
All of them are midgets, it's how they make the dicks look big, the dudes are 5'5 average

>>149737223
The better move is to try and seduce him then screenshot that

Dana White has an army of zesty blacks lusting after him
Gay niggas don't even know who Chatri is
Levels

Does Jon "Raped Faggot" Jones really respond if you dm him

>>149737414
If I did it? Yeah.

Jon "The New York Bitchass" Jones

Inhaling 2 big soft pink nipples at the same time. The big fat floppy tits pop out. In 3 ricocheting bodacious bounces, they settle in pristine perky form. The sport of mma is playing on the near by tv in the background.

>>149737414
He's the one that DM's you, he'll message people that talk shit to him under his tweets/in instagram comments

>>149737395
She’s 5’10 not 5’2

>>149737459
tomato, tomato

>makes the move up to heavyweight

>>149737459
anyone under 6' is 5'2

>>149737518
Slampig

>>149737552
Monitor on.

>>149737113
Name?

>>149737357
Dana wants him to fail? And because Chatri's being a bitch and not naming names, he's the sheep who's remaining silent?

>>149737596
i guarantee you dana doesn't even think about chatri, or even poofl

Dana is scared of CAGE

>>149737638
>>149737638
>>149737638
New

not using that shit

Minge

>>149737689
What's wrong with it?

This is retarded. A week plus of needlessly early threads.

Had wild sex all night I am withered

>>149741816
What was his name?