Thread 149917394

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>>149917394 (OP)
GODslam is gonna heem the midget to death

fine thread

>>149917416
Factual.

Finland

he delivered! thank you kanada!

>>149917394 (OP)
Tennessee is such a dog shit state, no wonder no good fighters are from it.

Ilia is quintessentially Bibi

>"Ilia is definitely the hardest hitter. He's the one who hit me the hardest. There's no denying it. I've taken really hard hits from guys like Justin Gaethje, Dustin Poirier, and Michael Chandler that only ended in a knockdown...

>I've never been knocked out before. I've been knocked down by punches, but this time I got knocked out. It was something new for me. I didn't know what had happened."

heem
everyone
even
myself

<--------- leaked footage of Tom vs Gane

levels to this b

Chills.

>>149917471
>Gane wearing the red tape
He's playing the part of Tom here. Incredible actor, what a range!

>>149917485
pfft Gassiev is a bitch

>>149917485
He literally does not.

Islam hits harder than Troonspinall

>>149917513
who asked

>>149917498
Khabib is really fucking fat broidi hh

just how bad is josh emmett

Trannyspinall status?

>>149917539
The monitor.

>>149917527
AGPiggy white boys who want Slamdaddy slop.

Khabib "The Beagle" Nurmagomedov

>islam is goat brazza
>we will take 170

>>149917437
Jaxxon

Anyone listen to the last Overkill podcast? Some great points brought up vis an vis the Khamzat and Dricus fracas.

gane exists outside physical realms and acts not against causality but rather decides where and when tom gets heemed through his ability to influence fights outside of punches and kicks

>>149917549
>nearly slipped on the backdrop
it almost happened again

>>149917551
Reigning. Defending. Undisputed. UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World.

you finna KNOW IT

>>149917601
>promoted
Maybe on planet raped bitch I reckon

Gane hits harder than life

>>149917591
Imagine how many TWP AGPiglets that daddy has porked, chills!

Jones bitched gane

>>149917615
Tom literally defeated Jon Jones via verbal submission thoughbeit

Gane is a temporal-based fighter

Jones made Tomala wear the chastity interim belt just so she could get exposed by Gane. Is this the biggest KWAB of all time?

Do you reckon Connor and Dee ever wear eyepatches and sing sea shanties on their yacht?

>>149917627
>amrit exposed himself

josh emmett? yeah, that guy sucks b.

>>149917633
Gane told Jones he can retire. He will take the belt from sisspissal and then 50-45 rematch jones in the white house

Remember when Gane posters were classy and high IQ?

>>149917648
And your sister sucked it, sadly

>>149917633
'Fraid Tomala is the only one with a submission loss on xer record.

Jonussy felt the iron grip on his shoulder, seen the BWC bustling through the jeans, and said "i don't want none of that"

>>149917670
Tomala was damaged goods from xer Blaydaddy sadly.

>>149917668
Tom just led their and took it. Ballerina toes nigga!

>>149917679
She had her eyes on the prize

>>149917670
we don't post like that here

>>149917551
staging his fight against gane

>>149917646
no

>>149917691
Im afraid bwc has broke ya peabrain

Merle hitting the pawg waddle!

>>149917679
>>149917684
what happened here?

>>149917684
This is the real version btw.

Anyone want to have an real discussion? Nobody has used the bathroom here this morning yet so Im basically getting paid to post hear lol

>>149917707
Beautiful early stoppage TKO by Tomala

>>149917707
Brutal Marc Goddard TKO stoppage after a slip. Now its 1-.5 between Tomala and xer Blaydaddy I guess.

>>149917726
Hiding in the bog at work posting on heem? Honestly? Respect.

>>149917726
*cracks open a modelo* what up leafmeister

>>149917738
he cleans the schaub eaters

Finnbros…

>>149917729
>>149917731
another round of replies please good xir

a 6 pack of modelo in finland would cost 46 euros plus 50 percent tax. how crazy is that?

UAE Warriors is live btw if anyone’s bored

>>149917760
It's brewed for those with thr fighting spirit, so that tracks

>>149917670
whoa man you cant just say that

ciryl gane? the actor?

BREAKING NEWS: Kevin Holland officially unboyed

Gane Derangement Syndrome is a very real thing.

Chastityl Gane? the cage?

>>149917778
faggot for boying him to begin with

For me its negro modelo

>>149917760
Sweden has a government database where they record and track exact alcohol consumption

>>149917762
It's actually scary how many dagestan / russian-islamic fighters there are in the world, and there's only going to be more as the kids who idolise Khabib and Islam keep growing up. It wouldn't surprise me if they make up like 50% of the UFCs rankings in another decade or so

Agua

>>149917760
80 burger bux for a sixer of messican beer? And people have the nerve to complain about Trump tariffs?

there is someone, somewhere, who started watching mma only due to being a fan of gane's movies

>>149917793
It just makes sense that they are poor and their country is poor so they have nothing to lose by getting face punched and danas shit pay is big to them. Every potential western heemer saw the writing on the wall and went back to ball sports.

>>149917810
no there’s not

>>149917810
My dad loved the Gane movie

>>149917785
dont @ me ever again inbred homo or i'll heem you

>>149917762
hey! its that skin Walker guy Ali alqaisi that was in the UFC he was pretty funny

>>149917760
Must suck to be poor b (can't relate)

>>149917809
they have to buy stuff from estonia

>>149917824
pipe down faggot you boy negroid cans

>>149917830
It is a choice and anyway real ones such as myself personally know the smugglers and buy booze fags and cigarettes from harbor towns

ilia apturo has supported the state of israel

>>149917760
I found a 6 pack of modelo -brewed for my fighting spirit- in a UK lidl and they were like 4 quid. they were alright

>>149917837
calm down achmed

>>149917754
...

>>149917848
modelo negra is the best actually, but i prefer dark beer.

>>149917828
Ronny markes, Caio machado and kanako Murata on the card as well, omran chaaban was on TUF (representing finland lmao)

>>149917762
Link ?

>>149917853
Is this the fabled Asspissnall grappling? chills

gane doesn't simply ground and pound, every motion he executes is a reflection of history and what events needed to transpire to get to that specific moment, every punch delivered rhyming with itself through time like an echo. you may know of london bridge falling down as a popular nursery song but few understand the darker implications of its premonitory nature

>>149917819
there are many poor countries like that but their premier sport is still football or cricket or something. it's just interesting to have your national idols be UFC fighters, it's not replicated anywhere else. the majority of ireland for example think conor mcgregor is a cunt

>>149917845
>maybe there is a reason why they are doing this
Georgia ain't sending it's finest

who needs grappling when your 1 2 combo ethers people

>>149917853
>Jon Jones against 54 year old retired firefighters
levels...

Omran would beat you into submission you spice head

>americans claim other nationality
cringe mutt!!!
>euros do the same thing
le heckin based !!!!

>>149917485
all?

>>149917845
quintessential evilchad move

>>149917883
He represents Lebanon now I’m afraid >>149917752

>>149917849
Bodied that freak.

bruh

>>149917889
You feed them, house them, clothe them and this is the thanks you get

Wow seriously?

>mayhem miller is adam carolla's co-host
lol, weird link up but Mayhem seems to be doing well.

>>149917879
Brutal uhhhh....leg taps?

>>149917888
It's a weird angle but spain has it's own history and so does georgia vis a vis brazzas and brazza adjacents

>>149917819
Canada is one of the poorest and stinkiest countries on earth yet they have no fighters,explain that.

>>149917904
Fret not b you’ll always have Cage Warriors interim lightweight champion Omar Tugarev

id heem tom morello into the earths mantle

>>149917935
All into our version of bumfights rn with a teased intergender boxing match coming up you'll be sorry you mocked us then

My hairy boy bulaid did good or nah ?

>>149917930
Georgia has a far worse history with Russia which is owned by Chabad

finland is a country of manchildren on welfare thats basically ruled by women.

Roundtree is going to fucking kill Jiri

>>149917955
They literally ran shop in the 20s-40s b under legendary mega heemer Joseph R

>>149917861
ooou I might watch considering my options right now

>>149917959
you said the same about jamawl

>>149917956
>tf
>tp
Don't be talmbout governance b until your whole ari emmanuel (trump's manager and owner of the ufc) thing is finished yeah

>>149917976
Is the woman leader hot?

>>149917959
his best wins are jiri's leftovers and smiff

>>149918022
She lives in bongistan these days but yeah seems the lack of edible food keeps her svelte

>>149917968
I said the same thing about Poatan

>>149917964
Ok well history continued after the 40s

>>149917813
Lol!

>>149918035
stop hating jerry

>>149918027
Jireddits best win is getting stopped early by Poohand

Jiri beating Reyes has aged like a fine wine

>>149918042
Anything that happened to them after he retired undefeated is entirely and 100% deserved b

Let’s be honest here: Chandler is a better win than any win Shartman has.

>>149918065
Jiri is a fucking can.

>Aspinall is being nasty to Gane online for being a duck and getting undeserved title shots
oh yeah heavyweight is back

>>149917930
Selling your ass to the hebrews is one one the fastest ways to get ahead in the mainstream western media, gooby was doing it aswell last year even though ireland is one of the most anti-israeli countries but he was probably doing it to restore his image after the rape thing, i saw that ilia was getting invited in talk shows and similar antics in the talmudvision

>>149918060
All I see is nothing but straight facts there.
He was talking about their second fight btw

>>149918084
>it's afraid
Gane already won.

>>149918083
did I ask

>me name's tom an i just wan' a figh'
>no no' 'im oi want the aged black feller from a lower division me
>oh wo' 'e's retired?
>look i'm all fer figh'in' whoever bu' no' that bloke 'e's young n fast and belongs in hw 'e does

>>149918060
Lmao that guy is retarded

A jester doesn't belong at the table of the King

cereal better start writing a new movie pronto

Tom is fighting Gane btw need to update that script of yours

>>149918158
>writing
he can't even read!

Emperor > king

A new era is upon us

What's a king to a god?

>>149918167
So Gane gets cucked by his wife?

Gane will calculate him, Gane will bait him, Ganw will download the data and seal the deal.

Need an invite to the ganecord pronto my CV speaks for itself

Ciryl Bane

Bonga Min

>>149918181
What are you waffling on about now nerd you finna snopes.com shakespeare's cleopatra too lol dork

It's pronounced like "can" btw

>>149918181
>brings out cuck fetish out of nowhere

What is lil Cyril training for here?

>>149918110
consistently the worst poster on this board

>Ganw
haha faggot ganetty will get slept and the meme will die

>>149918199
I don't get why Sneed is a jeezyguzzler and not a fellow guwop patrician such as myself and Gane

>>149918199
Breaking the fucking sound barrier

What's your pick for the krylov guskov fight ?

Who is Ganw?

>>149918205
You know what to turn on, buckfast boy

>>149918209
Jeezy was pretty big hell that whole south scene was big, Mr 17.5 is a hood classic.

Aspinall should fight Usyk

>>149918211
i would never put another penny on krylov after the craig and reyes losses. guy is retarded

Ass spinal has zero heems, only TKOs btw, look into it.

>>149918214
that's not even me idk how you still can't tell after this long

reminder: the frenchman has been ducking for years

>>149918216
Takes me back b just doing friendly sparring with the sneedster s'all love no homo

>>149918225
Usyk trains Sambo, Judo and BJJ for fun and to improve his overall body mechanics. It wouldn't surprise me if he could make a UFC title run after just 6 months of intense TDD and submission defence training

>>149918237
Losing to craig is a very good thing numbnuts

>>149918249
Musumeck does him in one

>>149918225
>>149918249
he's fighting jake paul in mma

>>149918240
Apologies b you didn't give me much to work with and all he does is whinge I will be more alert going forward

>>149918237
Krylov had a close fight with Ankalaev and title run Glover. His problem is that he clearly tends to underestimate his opponents if he feels they're beneath him. Throwing himself into Paul Craig's guard when he could have just stood him up and got the TKO win is a great example. If he's taking Guskov seriously, he should win

>>149918237
>craig known for having exactly one road to victory (triangle from guard)
>HURRRR LEMME GET IN THAT DURRRR AAAAAIEEEE BLYAT

>>149918245
Im the lawnmower man and your ass is grass.

If i fight craig, i'll do my best to make sure he beats me and start my title run.

>>149918277
Gadzhimurad Antigulov never had a title run

>>149918199
We all know

>>149918262
you're still confused

Cuckspinall will be relegated to a mere 'tard son cartaker after Gane is done with him I reckon

>>149918282
kek

Gane will heem Tom Asspinal

Tom has a retarded son sure, but so does Ciryl Gane's father.

>>149918276
The heem game hard, the box game easy
This is round one of Gucci Finn vs. Sneedy

>>149918238
tai was very much conscious here he's just fat and knackered

>>149918283
I only have 4 bongs in mind here, drunko, cymbro, it and my faithful stablehand Tobias

>>149918299
I concede.

>>149918282
based

>>149918297
kek

A mixed race Frenchman who cares more about fashion and becoming an actor than he does about fighting vs a salt of the Earth English lad from da norf who's mission in life is to become the GOAT. Tale as old as time really

I never liked gucci because of the Jeezy beef I was a USDA ride or die

>>149918199
>now you must compress all the world's data inside your head

>>149918349
Respect the shield or get killed.

>>149918238
what the fuck is that yellow guys problem man
he looks angry when gane gets dropped and looks angry when he wins
fucking piece of shit

>>149918282
aspinorc mask off moment

>>149918237
Those arent bad losses desu

>>149918370
Messican habibi they are the same retards gaydaring Jones for 2 plus years they are fags

ONE's retarded contracts are the only thing protecting Dricus from his Soldaddy

A bronze-skinned modern day Charlemagne who is well-versed in all areas vs an AGP piggy from pakiland with a 'tard son.

The story repeats itself

>>149918393
Soldic left ONE mate he's fighting for FAME MMA now lmoa

>>149918349
Respectable. Respectfully
I don't know how kids today do it when the whole thing is built on beef like a borgor with cheese

he put the hair in his mouth

>>149918394
Will he also shed the blood of the Saxon men?

>>149918393
i think i speak for all dricgods when i say we would love for soldic to get the pereira treatment red carpet from the ufc

>>149918384
the way he lost them was retarded though, he's a liability. vs Reyes he was winding up combinations from half the cage away to the point that even DC a minute into the fight was like "this dude is overextending"

>Max is a good guy and he put up a hell of a fight but he ruined my retirement party

RECENTLY!

>>149918400
I try not to listen to the new stuff, it was cute when I was teenager now I'm grown.

tony has been CLONED

Super Saiyan Samurai Luke unlocked

>>149918439
wowowow link me b

>>149918439
Darren Till is just a regular bloke...

CONGRATS ANON CHATRI SIDYOTONG HAS GIVEN YOU 350 THOU-SAND BA-HHHHTTTT

>>149918439
When your girl goes blonde check up on her. She's going through some stuff

>>149918435
It's grim shit whatever I hear, UK guys atm boasting about shooting people on camera seems to be the zeitgeist makes me miss simpler times of knob slobbing and dom perignon (iss supposed to bubble)

>>149918462
cheers lad that'll pay for a meal deal and my bus home

>>149918439
*tap tap* what the hell why am I wearing glasses

>>149918429
one last time...

>>149918475
b that's enough to buy a villa in thailand

>>149918399
>it's true
what the fuck is everyone doing? I remember Soldic saying that he wanted to compete in the kickbox and muay thai divisions too and never did

darren till is pennyless and has abandoned his wife and his kids. he's living in various random womens flats doing scams online

>>149918446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MINQ-WBG6UQ&pp=0gcJCccJAYcqIYzv

>>149918486
crazy but that will be Asspissnal after Gane's done with him.

>>149918481
just how shit is conor mcgregor

>almost fighting nerds season again
hell yeah

>"Where do you train?"
>"At the library"

>>149918487
God I look like shit no homo

>>149918214
Where are the Polaks to comment "bober kurwa"?

>>149918487
luke looks like a lesbian

>>149918485
don't have a clue b, they released danielle kelly and 4 more MMA fighters today (meng bo included)
reckon they're on their way to being exclusively kickboxing/muay thai, which would be based honestly

Beating Gane isn't a legit title defense as we,ve seen multiple times. I'd be more impressed with defenses over new bloods like almeida, waldo, or spann

>>149918496
BSD level

you think gane is such a dummy yet every step of his career(s) he's made the perfect move. the ufc heavyweight division is his chess board.

>>149918486
Grim.

Yacht has library.

>>149918486
It was really sad watching him have that video call with Guru where he basically goes into detail about how fucked his life is. From the rising star of UK MMA to a bum hooked on the sniff in like 6 years

bro snuck spann in there like we wouldn't notice

YOU WILL BE MY BONUS

Your Charles Olivera, your Max Holloways, your Bryce Mitchelles...

>>149918487
Luke looks a bit like Paul O'Grady. (deep cut bong reference)

>>149918496
prime michael johnson tier

>>149918520
AnikiMMA made a video a while back saying that ONE fully transitioning to Kickboxing/Muay Thai was the best move for their promotion as they have the biggest names in the world at the lower weight classes. They can't compete with Glory for bigger weight class Kickboxing, or the UFC for MMA, but they can be a great lighter weight kickboxing org

I lifted weights yesterday and my arms are sore. Later virgins!

>>149918487
WE LOST DARREN TILLS FEED

>>149918547
Your Xadame Drews of Pensacolas

>>149918564
Please stop tormenting my life.

>>149918559
>AnikiMMA
holy shit THE?

Gane is always one step ahead

>>149918553
Facts

>>149918556
JOLIE'S WIFE JOLIE'S WIFE JOLIE'S WIFE JOLIE'S WIFE JOLIE'S WIFE

>>149918553
Wai ah yu ghei

>>149918593
Knew you'd get that, you love us.

>>149918600
I had to look it up I can't deny

For the love of God please stop tormenting Sneed's life

>>149918622
Damn forgot the picture
But really. Why did he do it?

rather than steps he moves through units of PU (parallel universes)

>>149918622
Hmm...yeah I think I'll follow you

>>149918638
You have sex with men.

>>149918645
No I dont!

>>149918632
He doesn't seem very smart or able to read rooms tbch but a beast of heemer

>>149918622
I can’t follow this dirtbag anymore. How can you defend someone who’s literally the Hitler of today?

>>149918632
El Fantasma de Tel Aviv...

I don't have sex at all

Double dip doggy dick dead daddy dickdown dirty diaper drew, sadly

>>149918657
Don't sully His good name by associating Him with some fat pole from philadelphia or we'll have problems bruder hh

>>149918591
based gooby

>>149918670
I think youd be surprised.

sEAN bRADY VS bELAL mUHAMMED ii

>>149918687
Chills

heem im afraid

>>149918249
Pussyk won't dare

why didn't islam touch gloves with moicano before the fight
inbred bitch should have more respect for the nigga that saved his fight

>>149918703
Sadly?

i'm afraid... of gane

you now remember shavkat rakhmonov

>>149918716
Lamentably so...

>>149918715
tom is saying this

>>149918242
>Tomala said

>>149918714
thoughbeitever...

>>149918728
that's Tom from myspace tho

Ye'll never believe wot 'appened to are lad, aye the 'elmet

>>149918263
Ankalaev dusted him

>>149918716
Welterweight is one of the few divisions that had no shortage of title contenders it's strange that they all just get sidestepped for islam

>>149918752
Slamdaddy is a superstar

'E's only gone and got the 'ole pritt stick stuck up 'is nose the bleedin' eggy nosed soldier

>>149918752
That's usually why you get a different type of challenger because there's no clear cut contender

Me wife? Nah m8 she's foreign in'she, I weren't 'avin' much luck finding anyone 'o understands me and wound up buying one

Gane is the Drake of mma (he wins) and Tom is the Kendrick of mma (he loses)

>>149918778
Hasn't aged a day

>>149918752
They really stepped aside for Andreas Gustafsson

>>149918784
Rinat will brutally split decision him i fear

>>149918778
It's Tony time faggots

Devious intentions

Ye need me to defend an interim belt Daner? Aye right away sir yer very wish is me command, no complaints here from yer reliable steed Tom, I'm just 'appy to be 'ere 'appy to be involved

hi blue eyes

>>149918752
nearly everyone in there fights once every three years

He's fighting Gane, update your script

no i will not stop making fun of the raped black homosexual

>>149918858
Monitor

>tom insults gane by saying he's been ducking, but carefully avoids diminishing his skillset
take a note tomcord

>>149918808
Gustafsson has no time for fear

>>149918882
They are cock obsessed homosexuals b

>>149917933
Levels of wealth above Dagestan. Also it is so much more expensive to train.

>>149918858
Hap?

>>149917839
Sounds like you had no choice in such tariffs. Just saying.

"This guy tickles my pickle" - Jon R. Jones

Khamzat is Ozzypilled

>>149917874
They already did that with wrestling and the switch wasn't so hard. Same type training centers. Same boring ass fighters produced.

>>149918815
>acting like a jogger
Aspinall would never

>>149918589
Topjej
My nan loved Paul O'Grady.

Anyone else think Krylov looks just like Andreas Gustafsson?

>>149918935
I'm surprised he's favourite against Guskov. That's a 50/50 fight.

>>149918935
All pink piglets look the same to me

>>149918917
Are president plays golf with your president thougheverbeit

>>149918622
we dont do that here

>>149918946
Then I'm sure all will heal soon

>>149918978
That's what he says and we hope bappa

israel is our ally

>>149918968
This dude is trying to intimidate the internet with a Klingon Dak'Tang. Fuckin' nerd.

>>149918815
With that gesture, Gane pretends to evoke in the viewer the disdain for money (and thus, for fame or any kind of worldly possessions) that any true artist should uphold when pursuing his artistic endeavors.
Tom could never.

>>149918926
Tom top man throws gang signals

>>149918991
You are a literal somali

Guys can someone cover for me at the retirement home? Keep an eye on these guys I need to jump out for a bit. Thanks.

>>149918991
You mean Garfield Lasgana? I thought he retired.

>>149919001
You wish

>>149918991
That's why Im gonna follow them.

>>149919013
Monitor on

>>149918520
kelly was marketable but let's face it, not only they had too many divisions for the talent they had, they were in sports and classes no one gives a fuck about, they never had any idea how to make money

Danielle Kelly should follow them (into OnlyFans)

>>149919041
the only interesting thing about one's BJJ champs was the potential of them having mma fights, the other ruotolo brother is fighting christian lee's brother in his debut soon
musumeci in MMA would've been based

>>149919004
Love a Till press conference because he switches from genuinely mad to having a giggle with his opponent every 2 minutes. Wish he was still good enough for the UFC

tony finna heem this jacked up filipino

till only lost to killers, if he had a titanium acl he would be world champ

ABUMAKBAR VS DUDU KIKI AT THE WHITE HOUSE GUYS IT'S GONNA BE CRAZY

>>149919080
sounds like ryan halls waiting to happen. Allazov kept on ice and then released is still mental to me

old man tony is too slow for salt papi

>>149919108
he genuinely had the answers for DDP but Israel laughed him off when he tried to give advice

>>149919115
>sounds like ryan halls waiting to happen
only in musumeci's case the ruotolo brothers are athletic and gifted
didn't allazov say he wasn't interested in fighting anymore

Asspissanal is done I reckon

B(ritish) B(roadcasting) C(ompany)

>>149919176
>ciryl can't heem even with AI
kwab

>Tom Aspinall promises to get rid of Ciryl Gane "For good"
OH NONONO, GANESISSIES!

>>149919134
if khamzat schools ddp on the feet we'll know why

>>149919176
Dana looks like he just watched five rounds of this

>>149919102
Salt Papi finna zeem all the sodium out of the turdster.

>>149919005
Talmbout Karl Lagerfield b?

>>149919134
>Israel laughed him off when he tried to give advice
source? pissy always respected till and was desperate to fight him, he wanted to have a le anime striking chess match with him

Palestine Agabpye

OHHHHHHHH

>>149919247
WHY IS TKO HIDING THIS FOOTAGE? LITLIA HAMTARO IS DEAD!!!

so what's going to be the new cope after cereal grain gets heemed?

Just unlocked a memory of my army cousin showing me some brutal perma heems stored in his laptop he captured with a camera when he was a UN peace corps in ivory coast i remember seeing a decapitated pregnant black lady with amazing tits in a village full of dead burned corpses

Isreal is more of a FLCL: Shoegaze fan while Till appreciates Baccano!!

>>149919247
is this real??

le obscure reference xD

>>149919199
Khabib already predicted this

Worked.

>>149919273
No one asked

>>149919308
Ngannou might have something to do with it

Khabitch predicted the new McDonalds burger

>>149919314
Well then maybe f*ance asked my apologies b

>king kang is back
>vanilla thunder is back
>tonon vs gasanov 2
>are george in the main event
Holy based

>>149919337
WDWTCH

watching?

>>149919337
>Supergirl is still fighting
When will they cut this can?

>>149919360
they probably have her locked in for life b
who cares anyway her sister is the hot one

>>149919337
Tunk tunk tunk sahur vs batapim aaaah fights

>>149919337
Leafchads you bless us once more

>le falta sal

SOON

Belel should be cut

>>149919337
>Ellis Badr Barboza

>>149919376
sit down lad there's one of yours on there

.

Reindeer "The Dark Knight" the Riddler

Gooby vs PVZ would do numbers

Wales should declare independence

>>149919414
Unironically Canada’s best fighter

pvz's butthole vs my penis, book it dana

>>149919481
Maybe if you had a time machine. They're both washed.

"Gentlemen you've had your instructions, protect yourselves at all times, if you want to touch gloves do it now"
>starts screaming WOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOO
>does not touch gloves
>leaps over the cage and runs out of arena
>deliver promo from motel room about how much it means to be an ultimate fighter

>>149919399
Saved this one b

>>149919491
ou'd literally lose every time if you are not gay
so you'd win

>>149919410
Danish born and raised

>>149919515
you would be surprised

>>149919502
It’s all yours, B.

Ok but seriously why did England name it's primary broadcast network after large melanin rich phalluses?

>>149919555
Diversity is our strength

>>149919502
Why do you ask for permission

>>149919337
At least Canada’s actual prawlspect is on here

Bryce's commune is growing

it must take 12 grooming gang penises to equal one royal BBC, bet all those girls felt robbed

Only white guys think PVZ has a nice ass that shit look like breakfast rolls that haven't risen yet.

>>149919627
N

>>149919624
MFers doing their best to be inbred

I'm not going to take screenshots. I'm not going to try to remember posts. I'm not even going to say 'I told you so". I'm just going to watch Bobby Knuckles finish De Shitter in the champ rounds. After, I will post pic related with zero text attached and you'll know because we'll all know.

>>149919615
Prawlblem?

>>149919627
PvZ has a bungussy which is as mysterious as it is attractive please take your slander elsewhere chud

>>149919682
I mean like is it a hidden rule or smt ? Personally I don't care if someone saved something I made

I'd let PVZ lick my love pump you don't have to marry her you know

just realised there's going to be an indian edit when Gane heems Tom

>>149919711
Nah b don't worry about it I save all kinds of gems without telling usually

Du Pussy
Asspainanal
JDBum
These some of my personal creations

>>149919671
They said whites only, not Arkansasian only

>>149919792
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFqVH40y_rh/?igsh=dm5vYWgyb2l5dnU1

my personal contributions to /heem/ culture? I post pics of girls in the game threads whenever wmma is on or when decisionators go 5 rounds

India is an untapped resource for heavyweight prawspects

bobby is about to get heemed into retirement and none of you are talking about it

Who got that hydro
Who got that light green
Who got that Randy Brown
Who got that Usmeng heem

I hate the mexican that spams the sam hyde reality show thots in the gamethreads

Aribros...these fucking nelk goys need to be brought back on the plantation or its over.
It's another holocaust and this time Stevewilldoit

>>149919863
SubReddit Rob isn’t losing to a guy who went life and death with gm3

>>149919863
Bobby got heemed into retirement by Izzy in their first fight, all his fights since have just been a legacy tour

Scabie Aspinall's Shoe Store Adventure

I hate Mexicans.

>>149919915
You missed the memo Topuria said it's based and he supports Ari

>>149919964
Well then Im following him

someone breakdown how Whitakker vs Strickland would go

Topuria dropped him badly lmao!!

>>149919956
>>149919984
>>149920015
You have sex with men.

>>149919988
>Strickland screams "YOU'RE A FAGGOT" in Whittaker's face
>Whittaker smiles and says "alright mate haha"

>>149919988
with taker blitzen

>>149919964
I don't know what he said

>>149919988
Strickland does his pissy little march to the center of the ring and slips on the PRIME logo doing a perfect Flair flop which knocks him out cold AND ends his career before the fight even starts

>>149920026
>>149920035
>>149920049
>>149920070
never asking heem for a serious answer ever again

>>149920051
He said the interview was cool and that there has to be a reason for the mass heeming

>>149920032
You meet male to female transsexuals on homosexual dating apps and rendezvous with them for sexual relations.

>>149920080
You can't handle serious answers
>heems you
PYAAT

Croikey m8 Joanna Zanella Schaub's arse

>>149920113
its had fat deposited from other regions of her body

>>149919988
pitter patter from both sides until round 3 where Rob finally impales himself on a jab. Sean is unable to finish of course. 2 more rounds where Rob stops being aggressive. 48-47 split for Sean with people calling it a shit fight and dunking on Sean' style once again.

>>149920089
I missed it again

>>149920122
How does this affect me jerkin my cock

>>149920191
The pride of Meggsico

>>149920210
Because it looks bad

>>149920203
Topuria seems to have a hard time reading rooms or not coming across as a bit retarded when he speaks

you niggas is d1 glazers
me? A1 steak

>>149920191
Sesso

>>149917485
the only thing islam is beating is meat
HAHA

Cody Brundage chads we fucking won

>>149920191
are you fucking sorry?

>>149920236
You believe you're Topuria? What?

>>149920294
Don't be ridiculous b you know me and my stance hh

why would the jannies delete a video of Brendan Schaub's wife, one of the greatest MMA heavyweights of all time

>>149920191
What's your obsession with this mid goblina?

You couldn't walk a mile in my shit pussy playa

it’s literally brundage’s fault he keeps finding himself in these strange situations, he’s doing it on purpose

>>149920339
Word on the schaubcord is that there's a croat in the midst

why didnt joe fight that liver guy, he pussy?

>blk boy
The leaked dm raises far more questions than it answers.....

>>149920397
seriously why are muslims like this

ive hacked into ufc.com. ive found a sole entry point at https://statleaders.ufc.com/fan_rankings
will update when im able to get into the rankings and fight cards.

How is Khamzat friends with a sympathizer of Israel?

in a perfect world Dana would give us this

>>149920425
You tell me playa!

>>149920372
rats always get caught

>>149917485
>Beats
>In sparring
who makes this headline brazza?

Well I know what Im gonna be doing for the next 1 hour and 45 minutes!

>>149920465
me vs these girls in a naked wrestling match book it dana

>>149920492
You have autogynephilia.

>>149920494
>get choked unconscious in seconds
>wake up in a pile of jizz
>don't remember any of it

costa "accidently" watched gay porn

>>149920425
Piglet Paulo is the one getting raped and cucked

>>149920538
wouldn't watching gay porn before fighting raise your testosterone and improve performance?

>>149920425
idk bro

>>149920562
you tell us

Aspinall is going to absolutely dog walk bon gamin, he will be like a bull out of the gate as he doesn't want Jones to get any decent fight tape of him

Which superfight would you rather see?
>Jones/Aspinall
>Makhachev/Topuria
>Holloway/McGregor 2
>Chimaev/Jiri

they should ban the Tom vs Gane fight from being streamed/broadcasted in the UK. There's going to be a mass suicide wave after Tom loses, we simply can't let that happen

>>149920538
>siri play Nigerian and Muslim spitroast thicc Brazilian

>>149920511
normal friday for me desu

Kadyrov will send Khamzat to Canada

>>149920578
Gane has superior footwork, kickboxing, and striking defense. Tom will have to wrestle

>>149920603
2>1>4>3

>>149920603
Makhachev/Topuria
Topuria/JDM

>>149920613
Why not

Doctor just told me I could jerk off whenever I want

>>149920640
if Topuria defends LW at least 2x (including vs. Arman) and also wins the WW belt, he'd be the consensus GOAT

Gane vs Reug Reug

>>149920627
>and striking defense.
knocked down by tai tuivasa

>>149920627
I am sorry but "superior footwork" won't be enough for the lightning speed freight trains that aspinall throws, e.g pavlovich heem. Also bon gamin will have ring rust, heavyweight is the last division you want ring rust in

Scratch that apparently what they said was I could have a stroke at any time

Gane is taking another dive, not that Tom couldn't beat him, but it's the same script they used to smear Ngannou when he fucked off

>>149920664
and Tom got subbed by a regional scrub

>>149920694
erm wasn't that like a decade ago? early losses mean fuck all.

>>149920682
Just IMAGINE what Mick Parkin will do to him after he loses to Tom

y nuevo

>>149920712

>>149920694
What does that have to do with striking defence?

I think I'm going mad

>>149920660
Nobody cares about tardman he's shit Gaethje is washed and Jerome already got ktfo

Imagine tom decisionate gane and then Jones thinks he overrated asspinall and wants to win title back because he thinks it will be easy until he actually get absolutely brutalized by the helmet

>>149920735
Are you seeing mostly or exclusively red?

>>149920689
No that's why Gane is getting the shot and going over. Without Gane taking the dive, PFL would have been able to say they had the baddest man on the planet. Gane was paid nicely to take a dive and got many opportunities in payment. He saved Dana's ass. Dana is indebted.
Also if Gane wins, Dana will be free of ALL criticism that he couldn't make Jon vs Tom. In fact it reverses and everyone will be thankful they didn' make it because Tom was not ever really good, sadly.

>>149920735
Turn on your meds.

>>149920783
Take your meds