Thread 151382074

I can’t wait to see Guru’s meltdown when Gane wins.

Aspiggy go SPLAT!!!

The greatest title fight performance in MMA history.

Gay-ru

I'm not Arabic

>>151382129
many are saying this

Merab-San...

Some guy really put JaiDsM in a BBC lock

I like BBC I’m Arabic

>>151382141
asalamalakim

>>151381968
>>151381968
>>151381968

Some you niggas Arabic and it shows.

>>151382132
We call them Sexy Arabdaddies here.

>BBC daddy
>I'm Arabic

>>151382169
Dirty diaper Donald spunked xer DDPs here

>I'm Arabic
Genuinely wonder what motivated this, how will he ever recover?

>>151382202
autocorrect when phoneposting is a beast of a peach, b

Arab women LOVE McGregor.
Arab women CRAVE McGregor.

nigas in this thread are coffee??? hahahahaahhahahaha

>you now remember the Jesus Didn't Tap shirts and the even worse Jesus Didn't Tap song
One of the positives of the official UFC outfits is that they don't wear embarrassing stuff like that anymore. One of the downsides is they don't wear embarrassing stuff like shorts with CONDOM DEPOT on the ass.

>>151382217
I wasn't on my phone it autocorrected on my laptop.

I told her if it's that time of the month then I should be allowed some side and that's where we're at

>>151382252
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/141402410/#141403760

>>151382176
Piggies love their Jewdaddies making them moist.

Pigacomo sucklin on a BLACK daddy’s seed

>>151382226
>condom depot ads

>>151382264
Lay off the HRT you FAGGOT ass NIGGA!
Carry the hell on...

>>151382276
Loosdaddy had that piggy's boiminge extra loose I'm afraid.

>>151382300
Turn your Chomonitor on.

>>151382300
What a Sexy Black Daddy...

Mmm mmm MMM!!!!

The Pakibong being Arabic is one of the biggest plot twists to ever take place on heem.org. I could’ve never anticipated that.

>>151382322
arabic spotted

>>151382324
I'm actually Métis.

Reminder Chomonada got a 30 day ban for posting Loli

>>151382334
We call them Sexy Arabdaddies here.

>>151382346
based

Not surprised the someone who worship a giant cuck room loves BBC

>>151382226
lmao heem sleepy as fuck

Was cooking burgers inspired from volk's cooking videos and they turned out shite

>>151382370
That’s a meteorite.

>>151382346
Common Pakidaddy Trvke I fear.

volkanovski just flambeed a guinea pig

>>151382404
Don't sign your posts please.

>>151382404
that's a south american delicacy

>>151382392
*Arabicdaddy

>>151382418
They're all Sexy Daddies.

Look at Hafdaddy porkin' that piggy...

Reminds me of Melodaddy...

>>151382435
We don't care about DEI stoppages here.

Sexy Jondaddy!

Sexy Arabdaddies!

Melanin in my boiminge!!!

Holy F^CK Jay DAWLG Em FLUSHED this nigga!

the I'm Arabic thing really revved him huh

>>151382541
dan hooker is a beast

Frankie Edgar lowkey a bitch

I'm in ketosis and I feel like a super Saiyan

>>151382567
been sayin

>>151382545
Fezdaddy revved and raped JDpiggy sadly

>>151382370
whats in the box

>>151382226
I bet you love the corporate pop they play in between fights now, too. You couldn't handle the soul the UFC used to have. Shameful.

>>151382584
Nothing sad 'bout Sexy Arabdaddies gettin' my bacon bussy leakin'...

>>151382567
Frankie was based because he was always the small guy with dawlg in em but not everyone is small

>>151382614
smaller box

>>151382627
Thought so too but then he chills with Ali and sucks Bahrain cock and now he's mad that BKFC didn't clear him...

>>151382656
Hideous demented deformed disgusting disfigured balding transvestite piglet freak.

trained muay thai for 3 years and lost all my sparring matches
it is what it is

>>151382668
we don't our posts here

>>151382695
I look and acted exactly like this in that very moment.

>>151382713
my clitty cage rocketed off and bounced of my BBC ceiling fan knocking me out cold when this happened

I would walk out to hustler musik by little wayne

>>151382722
bro chill

10 bings Kody Krew, one last time

ive been hearing rumors that fernand trained gane right this time as a sort of joke

>IQlets still haven't realised tom losing makes jon look worse
there's no helping them

>>151382658
Fuck dat bitch ass nigga then finna call my boy the sandman

heard jon jones did cocaine, steroids, and dick pills before commiting vehicular manslaughter.

watch out for Michael Oliveira tonight on DWCS. that kid is for real.

lookin like they need oxygen maskses

>>151382760
it makes tom look even worse

>>151382771
Redit loves that degenerate shit

he was 3 toimes me soize in there!

Would you fight Tom Aspinall for 30 million? Jon Jones wouldn't.

>>151382774
It's postseason baseball cazz

tom aspinal tapped to a heel hook, Jon Jones never tapped

>>151382854
Ciryl Gane has requested that his entire fight purse for the Aspinall fight be donated to charity.

Tom Aspinall should pay Jon Jones reparations.

Dana was terrified Fedor would heem Jones when he was in his prime

>>151382865
Jon Jones tapped to Tom Aspinall when he relinquished his belt to him.

and btw what was that shit about we should be together? bruh that sound kinda gay man. anyway i think you should seek help because theres some dude that just heemed himself off a bridge with his woife and shit.. wait a sec it was you!

Remember Hasbulla? What a little freak!

fyodyor emyyeliyyanyyenko

>>151382911
Tom Aspinall got his toy belt relinquished to him in a Dana White Instagram post.

picture

>>151382965
The pride of Ukraine

Tom has ceded the belt to Ant Delija

>>151382986
It was at a press conference in Baku, Azerbaijan actually.

Watch out for makwan rahiki. That kid will cause trouble

Tom is a disputed champion, for one, the belt he owns has ''interim champion'' written on it.

this hairstyle is loser coded

>>151383036
No one would remember regardless.

michael bisping, stranded in brazil

>>151383096
*unzips pants*
Go on.....

WE cannot follow THEM.

three equal champions

>>151383103
Kek

It's over

If you look closer, you can see ''disputed interim champion''

HEEEEEEEM SUOLEVY

Does Keith Peterson have cancer?

>>151383120
>real champion
>fraud with a fake paper belt
>real champion

I do that to niggas in the street every day

done did nigguh like a pretzel

>>151383174
not the only thing you do on the street

>>151383193
Only with your mom b

What has Tom Aspinall done to you personally?

wigger

>>151383232
my mom's not a car, idiot

>>151383242
its what he hasn't done to me personally. Just a phone call would be noice.

>>151383120
one look at this and you can see exactly why dana has zero respect for the guy

>>151383242
He became UFC Heavyweight champion.

why does everybody hate gianni the greek

>>151383120
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? OH, SON OF A BITCH!

NO CONTRACT

It’s the last DWCS of the ESPN era. Why is /heem/ so dead?

>>151383406
just look at him

gross they didnt change the bloodstained octogon mat from last week
ufc apex dont give a fuck

THOMASJEET ASSANDALL

does he realize wrestlers don't get contracts

fat fuck gassed lay n praying

hes fucking gassed LMFAO

>le HW brazza meme
kwab

fatboy about to tap to a fake choke

he must train with shamil gaziev

Buday would have killed both of these faggots

the absolute state

Mother's milk
https://youtu.be/dT0bh6NkzFY?si=ciM96Cl50uL5UnCn

wtf is this lmfao

betting line was 2.0x for Leka while retard was laying on the ground gassed after round 1 btw

>>151383702
the contender series level

>>151383699
based swans enjoyer, true man of culture

>>151383755
*overrated fedora tipper dog shit enjoyer

he'll get a contract because hes a heavyweight

>>151383780
not a chance

This doo >>151383769 listens to the smiths

>>151383801
it's just bantz b, no need to be insulting like that

>>151383818
you'd never survive in a locker room

>>151383833
yeah, getting railed by the team in the locker room isn't something id brag about

i used to fuck guys like you in high school

>>151383861
you fucked guys in highschool?

>>151383858
very odd that's the first place your mind went to

>>151382998
a classic

>Dana White stopped watching that fight and walked away with 30 seconds left.
lmaooooo zero chance he's getting a contract

>>151383887
we all know what brits do in the locker room
just ask asspainal

holy shit those ring girls

You'd never survive an underfunded overcrowded public school

Notice how the hype around 35 year old prospect Leon Murphy died overnight.

>>151383957
and the hype for pico still lives
AARRRON FUCKING PIICOOOO

Loch &nd Loaded
The Piconator will strike back

water isn't boring

>>151383988
pico just needs ONE

>>151383940
sir please activate the pene

How do you rate Connor's acting in Roadhouse?

>>151384033
mid

Alex Oliviera
Michael Oliveira
Charles Oliveira
Vinicius Oliveira

nice ass

>>151384043
you guys have to come up with new surnames

>>151384008
nah he'd get slept in ONE as well

>>151384033
acting?

keef peterson is back in the ufc??

Topuria vs Mackachev
Jones vs Pereira

Will those fight happen soon?

streams heemrd

this mexican midget will feel the raw power of BBC soon

HEEEEM STOPPY

HEEEEEEEM STOPPY

i was rooting for the spic

HEEEEEEEEMMMM

Convictioned that messican

>>151384176
homer

is he bricked up?

Who the FUCK is "Heem sleepy" on steam

ᴴᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴹ

>there's no quit in this g-ACK
the hue is obviously a bum though, guaranteed to go 1-3 in his contract

are favelas really as bad as they sound?

>>151384235
no. third world problems are fake. they have strong community and beautiful women everywhere

I'm just looking forward to Kwon Won-Il's fight.

tom aspinal

>>151384344
White people never get tattoos of their own culture. Pathetic freaks.

who we got for this one

>>151384204
Your boy Rahiki is fighting... Kind of adds a lot of insight to you and your post history.

anyone have the clip of Olivera holding a military salute for Dana White in the cage and it zooms out to show him staring at his phone

>>151382615
you fuckin DUMMY I specificially said I like the Condom Depot ads go eat a DICK

>>151384344
lmao what a gay Viking tattoo

>>151384393
No just the one of him in a menorah and Jew attire any word on why he wore that? Pretty funny

THE suloev stretch?

who the fuck is this Finnish jeet

PekkaSaar

>>151382615
Bodied that freak

slop kino

>>151384509
me when I look at my schaubs

based fight

hilarious fight

he keeps trying to clipfarm the spinning elbow lmao

rafiki got that baboon in him

MorocCAN Tony Hinchcliffe gotta stop throwin spinny shit

Idk feels like he is trying really hard to heem this twink

rahiki fights like a zoomer

Block your head ya based tard.
If he wins this he should think of dropping to BW

Negative fight IQ Mulumba. How did he not finish that with the second knockdown?

OHHH DANA WITH THE SOIJAK

>>151384608
How Dana looks before I feed him a huge cum blast

HEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

BOYED

HEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

this african niggas gassed af kek

Is he retarded?

HEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM

HEEEEEEM

Dive.

WHAT
A
COMEBACK
HOLY
SHIT

he'll get a contract but he unironically doesn't deserve it

this jeet can bang

A bit more experience will do him some good, but I'm looking forward to seeing him fight again.

leaves his entire head open every swing, only reason he won was africa gassed

>>151384667
Hopefully. He'll get heemed in a funny way on the prelims in the future

Yeah not boying this project he has failed the eye test

sadly this kid is prime prelim fodder

what country is this guy

>>151384703
That's what I'm talking about when I mention experience. He also needs to stop trying to be so flashy.

first real fighter he goes against is gonna punt his head off his shoulders

>>151384742
Definitely bharat high caste

he could be good. he's only 23

>>151384742
nice try, he reps Morocco

>>151384775
23 and his chin's already dust

>>151384761
Morocco, but moved here when he was a teenager.

>>151384742
>tf
>tp

>>151384787
is it just me or does he sound more newzealish?

>>151384761
Indian in my head cannon for ever and ever haha

Cool win but that guy is getting slept in the UFC

>>151384820
Kek I'm honestly more weary of real Canadian posts since most are pajeets larping as Canadian

>>151384761
half indian half pakistani

>>151384822
It's just you. You can still hear his Moroccan accent a little, but he's definitely picked up an accent here.

just realised he's that ONEchad, based, his fight with chen rui was insane

okay im putting 200 on Juan this fight fuck this

>Juan
kek

>>151384859
gross

>>151384847
Good power and can finish the first few bums in the first round easy with his long ass skelly frame and one day be a serious contender after a few cycles

>>151384859
Chills

>>151384876
I hope ONE burns to the ground. UFC should hold muay thai events and sign all of ONE's fighters.

Heeminder that Asians can’t fight despite inventing martial arts

>>151384876
>ONE Main event title challengers are on cantender series

Ooofff

>>151384847
good
heems are good

>>151384920
STFU

dana loves the slop fights more than anything

>>151384920
Chuck Norris invented martial arts cazzie

30 yr old korea coming off a loss being the favorite is crazy work

>>151384980
yea he got dropped in ONE they advertise him as a former title contender

That is the hungriest skelly I have ever seen in the gon

>>151384937
they put artem vakhitov on the cantender series mate

>>151384859
L E V E L
E
V
E
L

>>151385037
THE?

hope kwon throws a grounded knee

this korean looks fragile as fuck

What is your favorite division right now?

>>151384859
we did it chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT56KHOeck4

>>151385132
for me? its gotta be the phantom

>>151384859
takbir

No nonsense Keith Peterson aging like fine wine

i bet all 200 on Diaz by decision for 4.3x btw looking good

Kwon finna heem

>>151385125
He’s fighting a Peruvian tho. They’re essentially the Koreans of the Americas.

THE ozempic sneederson?!

>>151385189
dont be fooled he dialed back his ozempic dose and the ufc welcomed him back

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
DEAD

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

holy fuck

HOLY QEEEEEEEEM

well that's a contract

fuckung hell another spin heem

Told you Asians can’t fight

Heem...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM

ONE.

fucking hell that was vicious

the fucking sound

holy fuck that sounded like a whip crack

shiiiiiteeeee

nice reaction time Keef

That was brutal feel bad for the China man

OHHHHHH, he heemed him!!!

HEEM GOOKY

one minute cooldown fatty

show it again you useless fucks it was so kino who gives a fuck about the corner celebrations

Juan > Kwon

spinny shit meta is neigh

Dominick Cruz seething that No nonsense proves yet again why he's the best in the bizz

uh oh ting ting poster's gooning after that one

>>151385382
Shrimp dick chinks can't fight for shit, Kwab!

Enjoying the show? Stay tuned... you won't believe this main event!

If you're Chinese you should LITERALLY kill yourself , like right now

>>151385456
Watch your mouth

Dana is generous to us peasents

>flushed at the cantender series for like 3k if lucky
I kinda feel bad for Kwon.

>>151385456
good thing i'm indian

>>151385492
I still respect you, B. Respectfully.

>>151385456
it's like you never watched that mickey mouse wizard cartoon b

>>151384877
I hope this was true.

Kek is that a fucking mezuzu

has there been a leaf with cauliflower ear this season?

>>151385541
And WE respect YOU mexibro, not THEM

the second i hear the name "gianni" i hit mute

WE cannot respect THEM.

I gotta poo man

>>151385704
>t. Apu

vidal was already warned by daner in his last showing that he was a boring shitter. how fucking retarded do you have to be to come in and put on a fence hugging showcase like this?

HEEEM STOPPY

KNEEEEM

early

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

This was better than any Kike-1 event ever
Ufc won

>he was stinking the place up
based Daner

heem flukey

>>151385732
I was ranting to myself about this during the second fight. Motherfuckers know that DWCS is the place where you should show up and show out, and yet, some of them just lay and pray and pitter-patter. How fucking stupid do you have to be? There's a reason why it took Torrenz Finney three different appearances before he got a contract.

>he was stinking the place up
BASED DANER

Vidal will unironically become a champion if he drops to middelweight

>>151385803
Is he wearing bowling shoes?

>>151385808
he wouldn't make middleweight

Why is everyone obsessed with this guy? Seems like a shitter too me.

>>151385824
The boss wears whatever the fuck he wants!
Ur opinion=WGAF

>>151385845
what the fuck are you on about

sanko nodding like she understands what he's saying lol

man get this bitch outta here

Laura Sanko is the greatest american blonde milf, ahead of Megyn Kelly

Am I supposed to care about a random favela monkey?

you can tell this nigga an evangelical just by how much he talks

Vidal will unironically become a champion if he moves up to heavyweight

longest interview in CS history

>>151385903
Average target milf the real hot blondes don't have to work

>>151385916
how many amerimutt champs? you gotta kiss the ring

>>151385953
MMA is a third world sport now

i love this kid

>>151385951
they say if you're a blond pawg milf you'll never work a day in your life

Hodriguez

freddy came to lay against the fence again

dana white is so wholesome!

I LOVE DW

Dana loves cheap labor

People forget man, Guru cried when he got swatted like a little bitch!

HE is coming.

Mr crabs

>>151386193
Sdiybt!

>>151386187
Contender Series Veteran Torrez Finney

that was fun

Realistically I dont think any of these guys will make it in the ufc.

>>151385784
>Kike-1
I'm not familiar with that org

Oh wow another hot striking project from the contender series surely THIS one won't get violently wrestlefucked

>Invite Freddy Vidal back because he won but he looked like shit.
>Freddy right away starts doing the same fucking shit
Bruuh..

>>151386277
Cantender series has like a 1-50 batting average
It's bot about finding champions it's about getting rank and file guys to pad out cards on 15k contracts

https://youtu.be/pNvJ7uCIew8
https://youtu.be/pNvJ7uCIew8
DANER

>>151386339
Yeah like I want to listen to Dana spit bullshit at a trained audience of 'journalist' asking about how big Jon Jones BBC is

>>151386339
Yeah like I want to listen to Dana spit bullshit at a trained audience of 'journalist' asking about how big Jon Jones BBC is

>>151385903
Dee Williams acutally

>>151386319
The UFC new business model is basically McDonald's.

>A store on every corner, a Big Mac is the same no matter where you are
>A McSlop card every weekend filled with people they found living in tents in Honduras.

several DWCS Alumni have gone on to touch UFC gold

Fuck I missed anus whites contender series. Was it any good?

>my buffalo buddy
what do you guys call your hairy gay lovers?

>>151386410
The great Sean O'Malley and Jamahal Hill

>>151386451
my chupacabra daddy

>>151386487
Jack Della Maddalena

>>151386505
Yeah the guy who went life or death with 1 week notice Basel Hafez and almost got submitted by THE Ange Loosa, what about him?

Dana said DWCS will go international

>>151386605
Damn they put the apex on wheels???

>>151386584
he's a champion

>>151386646
Dana will be marching across the ocean to get to events also

>>151386648
That's supposed to make the cantender series look better

Belal 2, 3, 4

The GOATs of the contender series
Sean O'Malley
>Knocked out by THE Chito Vera, had to be given an extremely curated path to the title with stylistically favorable matchups, got gifted a title shot that forced the champion on a short turn around and then got gifted the title with one of the most egregious early stoppages in UFC history, got raped
Jamahal Hill:
>Legitimately the worst fighter to ever become UFC champion, was gifted a title shot with the ancient shell of Glover Teixeira, has been annihilated in embarrassing fashion in his last 3 fights
Giacomo della Madalena:
>Constantly puts in uninspiring performances against sup par opposition, went to a split decision with fucking Kevin Holland

Mark my words Marwan Rahiki is your next champion out of the contented series

Is aspinall and gane still in the ufc?

I was about to say Josh Van is going to add to the contender series legacy but he didn't come from the contender series lol

It seems the best fighters sign directly to the ufc. Jiri prochazcha for example.

Aspiebros... Our move?

>>151387186
Fighters that sign directly to the UFC are either scouted out ahead of time by the UFC brass or get recommended to the UFC by coaches or other UFC fighters
Ilia Topuria was also directly recruited by the UFC

>>151387198
>t-this time
these fucking mutants will never leave

>>151387186
everyone with a brain knows this. only the most fluoridated cazzies have ever bought into daner's dwcs hype

>>151386904
Jamahal was good. At worst, he could have been good. It's clear the achilles tear, which is usually a career ender, has ruined him. He used to be able to go from plodding to explosively closing the distance fast. And he would do it with his feet, while his legs stayed almost stationary. He can never do that again, now he can only plod like a fat heavyweight.
I think he's choosing the Tony career path now. Where you hide the fact you're finished. And where you've earned the right with the company to lose as much as you want from being the champ and stepping in for some big card saving events.

Bayleeve it or not, Georges is not 'ome. Please uhh leave a messaaage at the peep. I eh must be out or I pick up the phone. Where could I be? Bayleeve it or not, Georges is not 'ome.

>articles about Ronda Rousey at White House event
no, not the mayweather boxing!

Ronda may box like Mayweather but Kayla boxes like Crawford lets go

yer aoife is in me DMs!

>>151387217
Its pretty impressive that they got taira out of Japan. Hes the only Japanese fighter that can compete at a ufc level, and I feel like when they drafted him people really didnt realize how good he is. They could've picked a ton of jap prospects and all of them would've got crushed, taira is the only one worth picking up.

>>151387491
-- Irish Mobster

THE FIREBALL KID TAKANORI GOMI!
>loses 8 fights

are there any embrace or ascended fighters?

>>151387692
shut up bitch fuck u and and that image

>>151387460
Id rather have an smaller peins than an big one..smaller target to get weemed in the cage. Not that I do thouhg

>>151387692
I did the shaved head with beard for awhile and I wanted to kill myself. When I looked in the mirror I didnt see me anymore. I saw reddit. I saw a living cope.

>>151387462
this actually exposes all the retards wasting their time training. most people who train properly never even get close to winning a belt

the choke hold's too tight
the left hook's too right

who am I?

and its not pereira, he cant into grappling

>>151388196
alex pereira

Just realized Volk is trying to duck Movsar by retiring after this next fight.

>>151388325
he said leron is his last fight?

>>151388325
volk has been flushed twice and he just keeps coming back up for more. he's not retiring until he goes on a tony tier flushing streak

>>151388349
He said he's retiring after fighting Lerone in Australia to duck Movsar.

is volk a merab tier champ or aldo tier?

Lets cut the copper here; get down to barss tacks. Who is the definitive best fighter under 5"6

>>151388350
Ilia is literally incapable of flushing. Everyone he’s heemed, except for Bryce, has come back stronger.

>>151387491
>'Hey, you lowlife druggie mick piece of shit. Cough up the charity money before I inflict a potato famine on your ass.'

certainly no way to address the President of Ireland

Gmhh

Joe Rogan cousin is a famous singer and comic book drawer. Joe Rogan dream as a kid? To be a comic book drawer

Joe lost the story and got sugar in his tank

>>151388693
talmbout geralwd wait b? peach of a sugary tank just like his cousin, must be a family thing

New apex arena is going to be finished in a few weeks. So they might start using it before the years up, or save it for the first fight night under paramount.

>>151388800
it will collapse because it's being build by the apex fighters (contractually obligated)

>>151388800
Would make sense to save it for Paramount. People forget Paramount will be better than ESPN if you liked the FOX era. Most people don't realize ESPN is solely responsible for cutting out the face to face interviews like with Garbrandt and Cruz or Jones and DC, the kino desk show moments like FOX had with Tony and Kevin Lee, Poosman and Colby. ESPN is responsible for the sterile shift in tone. That is how FOX covered all sports and rivalries.
As shit as Bellator was, Paramount's production was good when they ran it. The build ups with Sonnen and Wanderlei was good shit and better than any of UFC's espn era slop.

Arman lost to gayrot and now he pretends he is the number one contender

>>151388867
one of the most kino fox moments

Serious question, if Gane wins does Jon still need to fight Aspinal according to your special list of requirements?

Zalal should have a rematch with Topuria.

Gane how does it feel to have been the champ?
What? Oh yeah. Good times
Levels

keeeekkkkk yjk after gane beats shartpinal, peenes will get cocky and comeback only to get heemed by gane, finally I see what the plan was all along.

Gane fan here, just got done having sex with many beautiful women and your mom

Farted myself awake
>>151389240
Hell yeah bruder me too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_gq11K2ua0

Guru use to be a DWCS hater but now he wants more! Another masterclass by Dana winning the doubters over.

>squish squish
UH OH!

>>151389281
>>151389282
>>151389291
All me btw.

>>151389282
Hey somali what do you think of this

I propose an honorary Day of Peace and Humbleness for /heem/.com . We can come together to decide the date, but I say November 1st.. On this day, everyone on /heem/ will be required to be humble and to only post positive contributions that lift each other up, or you can stick purely to x's and o's fight discussion. No disrespecting fighters, camps or fanbases. Hopefully we can get janny support for the event to enforce the day of peace and humbleness. Thoughts?

>>151389315
I like this a lot.

>>151389315
Chjills.

I think there would be nothing funnier than Cyril dethroning Tom. Could you even imagine? The sweet sweet trolling from Jon Jones, what would Tom do?

In all honesty, I don’t care for either. I’m simply waiting on my boy Jailton Almeida to get his turn. He’s up next.

>>151389231
What is that thing? Why is islam dressed like that?

>>151389423
That thing would be Islam's new big dick daddy, I'm terribly afraid...

Jiri ate a candle for his birthday. Levels.

>>151389475
Look at da bleedin soize ov dat ting yeah

hope you're proud of yourselves, pooatards...

>>151389363
If you think Jailton's next, or even close, you genuinely don't understand how this all works. To put it simply, he is not managed by Ali Abdelaziz. He's managed by some random brazilian.

>>151389735
what have I done

>losing to Volkov warrants a title shot

The world we live in

>>151389768
Hello there fellow human I have received intel that you are perhaps noticing a pattern that well simply put is not there any further inquiry into the matter is islamophobic at best and antisemitic at worst, remember to purchase an ad free paramount+ subscription from my blood brother ellison to fully enjoy your UFC experience
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>water you gone do nate, volume punsh me?
stockton sissies been real quiet ever since they got bodied by schaub

Freddie Jones finna zeem

we sign our posts here.

Big meng menginkäinen

When ciryl Gane hits those shots to the brain stem with sniper-like accuracy. It's over

Chama!

>>151390017
Me at fremont last week

Another day in my shitty normie life even though I should be an MMA fighter right now but they made me play football and I was bad at it because I was autistic and it made me think I was bad at sport

>>151390152
Shut up khabib

Visceral contempt

Khabib make me a khebab

>>151388867
I remember chael talmbout this when he was with smellator. Back when his yt had the close up cam and he used to talk shit about the espn poofc deal. That espeeN didn’t like the way fox did it and wanted all their coverage to be like nfl and nba and less kino
Hopefully we get joint in person interviews again, those were interesting. kek cruzs were the best. Paramount did them with boxing and smellator so they might.

Has chael stopped thinking about Gooby cock?

>>151390263
I HOPE SO!!

Wish i could heem myself permanently

>>151390254
Heh.. sure thing

>>151390273
It's entirely possible

Is it true that Andy Aspinall gave Tom HGH as a lad?

>>151390279
real ones know khabib would have pissed himself if he was in the cage with Tony -CSO-

I'm piffed witless

>>151390572
Why is she doing this instead of extended anal for her OF

>>151390583
Whatever you do, don't get in B-Real's whip

>>151390618
Joe merely adopted the whip I was born in it

>>151390279
The multi-form technique or just the shadow clone technique?

Joe Rogan really hit his 30s and thought. "Sensimilla, bun up"

>>151390572
Got to love Tate haha. He isn't really appreciated enough around here

>>151390152
How old are you?

>>151390572
paige should retire from athletics and gain weight and become 250lbs and let me grapple with her

>>151390656
I don't understand people who use drugs later like accept you are a neek and do something different what's the problem

>>151390700
Point down and picking up the single leg is cheeky as fuck

*points down in your path*

>>151390668
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

You make me
Heem like I'm a livin' GSP
The way you revv the bongs, I can't sleep
Let's bleach your skin and don't ever look black, don't ever look black

>>151390764
I’m not impersonating anyone mate

>>151390784
Easy there white chocolate

NEW THREAD

>>151390861
>>151390861