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just how bad is josh emmett

d rod has experience with guns and ammunition because hes a black guy gangster

When was the last time a latinx heemed a blk boy

Dick Rod

MMA
M M
AMM

>>149857402
Walker/Nzetchukku

>>149857402
>*heems you*
There you have, bitch.

>>149857420
That wasn't a heem

ok this next segment is /heem/ is dedicated to speculating what song little wayne will be singing as he walks out dustin porrier

>>149857444
shine bright like a diamond

Does anyone have a stream for tonight's KSW? Methstreams doesn't have it and strimsy.top, which was my go-to source for the less popular events, got permaheemed some time ago.

control what you believe

>>149857444
Let's hope the wigger dies!

>>149857452
https://youtu.be/-nZAav393Jg

Phouarier? I wish him an agonizing death

It was all endured for the sake of the eternal question: what for?

Paulo Costa's cock is bigger than Gooby's

>>149857466
IT'S MIR TIME

I can't believe the wigger chose rap music instead of the music his fans associate with him. for his retirement fight no less.

Should i go out with friends or stay at home and watch geriatrics and cans duke it out?

Marc GODdard

Every time I eat cheese I shit a diamond.

>>149857444
Hopefully is DC's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQCFb0pfx6A

Every time I eat cheese my shit is harder than Pat Berry at Chuck-e-Cheese

>>149857528
If he wins, he’s going to call out Topiaria.

HE WAD BORN IN THE SAME STATE AS PHIL ANSELMO AND HE DECIDED HE WOULD WALK OUT TO SOME RANDOM PROPPED UP BY BLACKROCK NIGGER RAPPER

>>149857444
Whichever it is I won't be able to understand it.

what if poirier walked out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0WJivK-kzg&pp=ygUVZmFrZW1pbmsgZmFjZSB0byBmYWNl0gcJCc0JAYcqIYzv

>>149857551
That would be so embarrassing and hilarious but expected

>>149857529
Well considering you have no friends I'd say you only have one choice

based

these eurocels are really seething over dustins choice of music. have sex lmao

pooreay final fight day

>>149857351 (OP)
Did you guys watch
My boys Roberto robocop Soldic new video
https://youtu.be/ekxdFTwoL3s?si=UW-qRmJo3IpiD1pS
What a great video
I've been shilling for him here before he fought dricus

>>149857408
The pores of my skin just popped at this news

>>149857602
>manlets
when will they learn

>>149857635
Thank god

Everytime Dustin speaks he just strings together cliches.

>>149857588
Should i go out with people who pretend to be my friends or stay at home and watch old washed boomers fight?

>>149857551
Kek that would be hilarious. Ilia destroys him easily and brazzacord will seethe about the age again. fighting Dustin nowadays would be a statpadding.

>>149857637
yooo did you see his win over "Saygid Guseyn Arslanaliev"? great comeback after losing to "Zebaztian Kadestam" !

>>149857662
Youre the guy that lives surrounded by serial killers?
Stay home you idiot and lock ur doors

>>149857599
i miss when they used to shoot intros in this circle light room

>>149857680
This guys cock must stink, doesn't even want to kiss Joanna after a beej

>>149857674
Of course I did, rough start but the KO was holly shit amazing
I miss younger Soldic tho, when he jumped the cage and went to push Dricus
He now respectful and calm

>>149857715
i was joking about him fighting nobodies but i hope he signs for the UFC soon and does well croatbro. they could give him a Pereira style fast push as the guy who beat DDP

>>149857683
Thats not how it works if someone kills me they would be doing me a favour.

UFC 320 Aizen vs Madara

A toast! A toast to the health of Marvin Vettori and Paulo Costa on this fine fight night!

>>149857760
Marvin's brother died in a fucking fire

>>149857554
I'm surprised more fighters don't walk out to Pantera. It's peak wigger tough guy soundtrack
https://youtu.be/7m7njvwB-Ks?si=QGcolC9GNgxEsd0F

>>149857752
Kek
Go otuside dude, enjoy life
>>149857734
I remember when he fought dricus the first time, i watched a couple of dricus fights and was scared of the ground game
Soldic weak point is the ground and questionable chin
If he signs to ufc, I hope they avoid matching him with leg humpers

>>149857734
He has a boxing fight booked

>>149857774
RE

Max Holloway vs. Dustin Poirier
Paulo Costa vs. Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland vs. Daniel Rodriguez
Dan Ige vs. Patricio Pitbull
Michael Johnson vs. Daniel Zellhuber

Drinking alcohol is the coolest thing a person can do

*grows bitch tits*

>>149857784
Yeah its like an exhibition boxing fight against a 50 year old polish former wbc champ or whatever

>>149857789
Doostin
Copeylov
Holland
Shitbull
Zellhuber

>>149857780
imagine being as old as anik and unable to down a beer properly. absolute state

>>149857789
Holloway
Kopylov
Holland
Pitbull
Zellhuber

>>149857829
Yeah he's lame compared to us 30+ old YOUNG BUCKS

>>149857829
To be fair, the lime wedge is blocking the beer from coming out properly and quickly

>>149857734
I reckon he gets the same treatment the last time a crat came in the UFC

>>149857789
holloway
costa
drod
pitbull
MJ

Zebaztian Kadestam has a severe Brazza allergy

>>149857789
Max
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

>>149857829
He got heemed by the lime wedge. Anik has spoken at length about his love of bongs and gambling

I've really worked myself into a shoot here heemsters

>>149857680
Chinese-looking messicans make me hard, b.

finna oil ya up mate

>>149857898
BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY WHAT'S GINGE DOIN HERE KANG?

the biggest boxing show of the year is being held in an 80% empty wembley stadium g-g-g-grim

>>149857789
>Dustin POOrier
>Paulo POOsta
>Kevin POOland
>Daniel ZellPOOber

Really got myself in a bind

>>149857444
Probably either; 6 foot 7 foot or Mahogany

boxing is a gambling racket which surprises me it took dana this long to host an event

>>149857932
Have you seen what they have to pay them b Daner isn't made of money you know

Crute vs Prachnio, who you got heem?

>>149857926
you forgot your pootricio pootbull pick

>>149857942
prachniGOD by 4 million half speed body kicks

>>149857942
prachino peaches crtue up with leg kicks but then crute somehow finds a way to slop the fight into a split decision

>>149857970
I think prachino will take the decision

>>149857960
HORSE SHOE UP HIS ASS

is there anything gayer than boxing? everyone fights cab drivers until they have a really good record. fighters who actually have real fights get trash binned after 1 legit loss. boxing will never be what it was at it's height in the 90s, that can be seen by the fact that tiny little men divisions are the most popular now. back in the day, nobody would want to watch some mullato fight some latinx to a pitter patter decision. hell, half the time all they do is clinch every 15 econds.

Jimmy Crute got knocked out by Smiff in round 1. Says it all

Conor unironically made the right career choice basically leaving the sport after 205. People like to romanticise Prime Conor, but both Khabib and Prime Tony were nightmare matchups for him, he wouldn't have held the 155 belt long

UFC Vegas 274: Poirier vs Mckinney

How many bongs still need to take the wife and kids to the park

>dusbin final walkout
https://youtu.be/xX-N3B8ulnI?feature=shared

>>149857992
called levels son

something about jean silva just rubs me the wrong way. since the first time I ever saw him. even without the barking nonsense. I don't know what it is, maybe it's just taht punchable face thing some people have. I've never got theat before from a brazilian.

>>149857979
>that'll be 10 million dollars plus tip. cheers.

>>149858000
Dustin wanted Lil Wayne to walk him out to this, but I guess the UFC weren't willing to pay his fee to perform, so he's just handing the BMF belt to the winner

Got myself in a real heel hook of a situation here heemsters

>>149858009
"dey call dat da sweet science" - some black commentator with a 5th grade reading level

>>149858025
is this aura

>>149858025
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>149857760
I don't like either. Both are shitty pillow fisted fighters with poor technique.

>>149858006
i feel this way about all the fighting nerds excpet the gooby hue and prates

*enters thread*

>>149857789
>Dustin POOrier
>Paulo POOsta
>Kevin POOland
>Patricio POOtbull
>Daniel ZellPOOber

In deep waters

>>149858046
ruffy is cringe as fuck with his conor mannerisms and facial hair but that's about it. can't wait for him to fight someone that isn't a bum

>>149858025
>wanted to make a *weems you* webm
>12-5
>0 wins by KO/TKO
future ain't looking bright for this weems kid

I'm actually kind of excited for tonight's fights and I don't know why. I might just be high/drunk but that's ok

>say heem irl in conversation
>someone asks me what it means

>>149858077
Damn 12 fights and 0 wins by tko/ko? Fitch-esque!

>>149858078
it's a pretty good card.

>>149858082
did you try heeming that can

>>149858082
Radiohead is shit

im a venereal disease you're just a menstral bleed

jean silva just has that look of a guy who dildos his ass in front of a mirror. I get gay 4 pay vibes from that dude. wouldn't surprise me if someone finds out that he used to be a camwhore or something.

>>149858082
>what does heem mean? let me show you real quick

I have never liked Max Holloway, but I've never really cared about Poirier much. I will cheer for Dustin and his fake imported Ontario hot sauce tonight

fugitt im adam fugitt

>>149858082
"I sneezed"

>>149858111
You’re confusing him with Andrew Tyler Thompson

>>149858082
I said it to Leon Edwards, "I hope you heem Belal". He was aloof though so I don't think it even registered

>>149858132
Did Duladaddy make your clitty leak at the faceoff?

Jerome will heem.

>>149858111
this would make the bryce loss even worse

Dustin has always given off extreme fake one energy to me. I don't rate his personality one bit. There's demons behind those eyes I can sense it

>>149858154
He's simply on edge because he's shacked up to The Lafeyete Legend, the protopawg milf, Jolie Phwoarier.

>>149858154
why is his wife with his boxing coach more than with him? that always rubbed me the wrong way.

>>149857789
Poirier
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

man as someone that thought ufc has been pretty good for the past few years it is really in the shitter at the moment
there has to be a point where they're losing enough money to actually try right

Jerome would unironically beat Islam and Khabib.

>>149858154
you sound like you have a broccoli haircut

Beastin 26/9 at this rate

there could not have been a better person to portray the classic negative stereotype of an irishman than conor. it makes you understand why the english saw them as subhuman.

>>149858195
Ari Emmanuel is literally a part of the NWO. Dana has been placed on the board of Meta. This "sport" is backed by tech elites prepping for a doomsday of their own making. And the UFC is a great goy cattle farm, much like podcasts and onlyfans models. Profit doesn't matter when ideology is top of the bill b.

The Diamond bros...one last dance

>>149858219
Conor acts like how whites need to act unless they want to get taken over by jobbers from India

Former UFC champion Rich Franklin

the pains in my chest lil nigga
i think im having a heart attack
call amber lamps

conor the underdog against breathing atm

>>149858225
Meds now.

Just heemed Holloway in my imagination. Was surprisingly easy. Bet the house on the diamond.

>>149857789
Maxi Pad
Roman
Holland
Danny Gay
Zellhuber

>>149858252
How

>>149858062
That's fucking illegal!

>>149858256
Some kind of sportsbook like betDSI would do

dana white
hunter campbell
sean shelby
mick maynard

Pink piglet sisters…my clitty is leaking for this daddy

>>149858264
You're such a faggot

>>149858266
Without those guys mma wouldn't be possible

max has entered OG phase
its not safe for dustbin

Just received this (you), what do I do?

>>149858082
What did you say?

>>149858238
honestly Franklin was based compared to current LHWs

>>149858269
he owns a hair salon, of course he's gay. otherwise a brazza would have a beard. this taxi cab crushing bum is getting exposed.

duh I mean middleweights, but he fought at 205 too. He killed Chuck Liddell which I can never forgive

If boxing is the sweet science what is mma

>>149858203
i have clay guida hair

Jeome can handle the hot sauce no problem

New fighter nickname: "Smegma".

>>149858319
sexuals with megan oliver

>>149858319
engineering

>>149858319
The Sweet Slop.

>>149858358
I was going to say that wtf

Daniel "Arse Bandit" Cormierè

CUNG LE AVENGE CHUCK WITH HUGE KO OVER RICH ACE FRACKLIN FAGGOT BITCH

No one cares huh

Is little babby Vito gonna be a real one?

>>149858373
great minds b

>>149858319
the science of engines

butt

>>149858319
The great filter

A 5''4 manlet put his semen insane megan olivi, food for thought

I'll remember this heem

saar please put the semen insane

>>149858403
big asian butts

>>149858154
You'd have demons if you were married to Julie too

>>149858450
Jolie*

I'm going to go up to the next babe I see and tell her, Hey babe, if lil' Joey can date Megan Olivi, I can sure as hell date you!
And I might even call her a bitch at the end of that. I can date you, bitch!

>>149858319
Human dog fighting.

>>149858384
I care about Finland, I care about you a lot

ima take a nap. see you around 6 friends

>>149858403
This ass got her an official retirement package

>>149858472
You feeling okay, cuzz? Hey meng, if you ever need to pull in tight with one of your bros, and have a little cry on a bro's shoulder, I'm here for you, booboo.

>>149858443
Who is this? I'm asking because I'd care to masturbate to her.

any ameri heemsisters getting spam texts out of nowhere

>>149857789
Max Holloway
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Dan Ige
Daniel Zellhuber

>>149858498
Her name is Virna Jandiroba

>>149857979
>half the time all they do is clinch every 15 econds.
This is the biggest reason mma is better. Attempting this gets you thrown to the ground.

>>149858516
is that PvZ? YIOKES

Apparently the average MMA fan stays in the sport for 5 years. Heh... cazzies. I hate normies sometimes. Heh.... Jerkoffs...

only casuals bring up casuals randomly

>>149858319
The Schaub Science

i have never watched mma, but i will one day

>>149858534
I'm getting old as fuck in age and I don't give a shit THIS IS WARRIOR SPORT OF BLOOD TEARS I LOVE REAL LOVE STAYING UP TO WATCH SENGOKU ON 3 AM WINAMP STREAM, PATNAH

>my millennium eye sees your demise
soon.

It's not random I just heard it on a y outube podcast faggot and if you weren't a cazzie you'd be listening and would have heard it too. Proving yourself to be a cazzie BAKA

kevin holland vs daniel rodriguez
good vs evil
light vs dark

Only cazzies watch podcasts

>>149858534
What happens after 5 years? They go full degenerate gambler betting on WNBA or something?

>>149858470
S'tawlf b

>>149858611
They're both evil especially D Fraud

They don't care about us or whatever that Jackson guy was singing

D "Soldier of good and God" Rod

>>149858646
Excellent reference broidi hh

A lot of people had sex with Joanna Zanella schaub

Jerome Pegasus?

Also lol at there being no streams for the biggest PooFL show in company history. A groundbreaking 1st ever show in Africa with 0 viewers.

>>149858669
I'm all of those people (the pussy stanking)

>>149858646
''they'' = jews btw, he had a dispute with a jewish record producer

>>149858707
this is common knowledge at this point.

New fighter nickname: "God of the Sun and the Lightning".

>picture a Mexican person
>>149858728

>>149858728
this image strikes fear into the European

That old man Volk bit was pretty funny, too bad it wasn't just a bit

>>149858728
he's got those gay inmate tatts. very island boys esque.

michael jackson had a huge collection of nazi documentaries and memorabilia. imagine him and bryce fishing.

>>149858905
That isn't a real thing

>>149857602
>0 cm
>99 kg
Literal black hole.

michael jackson would have been the goat in mma. he moved better than prime anderson silva.

>Did you really touch those kids man
>No
>Really? Cause everyone said you touched those kids
>They're lying
>Ok.
>Hey can you do Annie are you Okay

>>149858669
Schaub's crusty dry penis is not enough for this gorgeous woman of colour

>>149857774
>5 minutes alone
>Song is 6 minutes long

Did you see the guy move? He earnt those kids

/r/ PVZ sucking Conor's MengGregor

Whilst you virgins cry about Dustin Dogdick Porier retiring, Rogan's sending it on his sick ass inflatable waterslide on his 250k a day yacht. Stay worked broke bitches

MJ was chemically castrated before going through puberty to keep his voice intact. He had no sex drive and was unable to feel sexual pleasure.

>>149858319
the sneed science

>>149859011
Who's the bint?

>>149857602
tapology lists him as having 2 wins also
> This fighter has been found by Tapology to have engaged in activity which does not conform to combat sports standards:

>Has purposely participated in bouts with no reasonable path to victory, displayed a lack of competitive effort, and is unjustifiably matched against far more skilled opponents.

>One or more bouts on this fighter's record have been marked as ineligible and do not count towards either participant's Win/Loss record, and are excluded from tabulation when calculating Tapology's Fighter Rankings. Future opponents of this fighter are advised that a bout against this fighter may be classified with the same ineligible status.

>>149859011
That's what being friends with pedophiles get you. Inflatable waterslides

daddy cant buy you a title fi-ACK

>>149859011
bitch ass in a life vest no balls

Michael "touchy feely" Jackson

>>149859037
>Lose so badly they strike it off your record
I'll see you at the top

>>149859011
I always thought his wife was a negress

>>149859011
that does NOT look like jessica rogan..

>>149859056
Joe is incapable of floating, too much growth hormone and TRT made him over twice as dense as a normal human

It's his daughter lads. Bet his old man regrets calling him a fag now

>>149859103
I thought his daughters are young, and one is black.

>>149859136
the black one is our age

>>149859136
His kids were born in 08 and 10

>>149859151
Then she's too young to post here

>>149858707
>>149858743
Yeah the lines "Jew me, sue me" and "Kick me, kike me" were literally in the song

>>149859151
Speak for yourself young buck, she's 26!

>>149859151
jannies heem this dood

>>149859011
even if i had fuck you money i don't think I'd spend a quarter million to have a big boat for a day

>>149857789
Poirier
Costa
Holland
Pitbull
Zellhuber

you guys ever fart out a little water after using a bidet? I did it yesterday and thought I shit my bed. thank God it was just a smidge of H2O

>>149858102
yeah I like singer songwriters more than radiohead as well

>>149859246
Do you think Don Frye uses a bidet? He smears pooh around his asshole like a MAN

>>149857668
you gotta get off his nuts bro, his accomplishments aren't yours. he doesn't even live in or visit Georgia. be your own man you vicarious living SIMPleton

>>149858707
It's incredible how much the meaning of the song changes with the original, uncensored lyrics. The censored version is viewed as this Black American anti-racism anthem, but adding those few words back in lets you know what it's really about

>>149858759
This is the kind of title random historical Chinese doos would give themselves after crushing a peasant revolt in their province

>>149859251
>sails to Ireland
>complains about immigrants
>sails to USA
>talks to Trump
>sails to Ireland
>complains about immigrants
>etc.

>>149858269
>ex fashion model
>muslim but grew up in germany
>owns a hair salon
first ufc gay?

>>149859312
>"Dee don't come in, get up in the crows nest and keep an eye out for pirates ye?"

I like to thinjk that, when I am working, Conor is on the sea somewhere, on his yacht, having a good, coked-up time. I like to picture myself with him. Though I sit at work, 8 hours a day, to be a couple of grand better off at the end of the year, in my head, I am with Conor, on his yacht.

>>149858319
heem
duh

>>149859323
>first

>>149857789
poirier
kopylov
holland
ige
zellhuber

daaaang magomedov got wrestlefucked to a decision, how the tables have turned

>>149858319
Fighting For Dummies

holy bimbo in the prelims

I'm beginning to legitimately think Toby got himself killed

AJ McKee and Patchy Mix are not same person?

>>149859417
Who the fuck is Toby

so why isn't Dakota Ditcheva in the UFC yet? she's hot and heems every there. she is legit star material
downside is the cazoid bong neets would be insufferable if they got a second quality fighter in the big show

>>149859407
Tats
Fillers
Bottle blonde
Xanax stare

Heavy pass from me.

they turned the weens against us!

>>149859455
Fuck her. I hope she gets hit by Francis Ngannou riding a Ford Escort motorcycle

>>149859492
did she refuse to let you stand close for a pic or something

>>149859449
He subbed Meng with the Inverse Triangle Choke

>>149859485
*wains

>>149859449
The black bong who writes weird and posts pictures of people in the metro

>They really made PFL Africa without Ngannou
Kek, how much do you think they're regretting paying Frank all their money just to crush Ferreira and dip?

>>149857789
Poirier
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

>>149859537
they probably banked on ngannou being on the card kek

>>149859449
Clozapig’s BBC daddy

>>149857789
Max
Paulo
45-70
Danny Gay
Zellhubez

>>149859505
I'm Bulgarian by descent and I hate seeing other Bulgarians do well. I want it to be only me. Fuck the others. Just me and Viktor Krum. Too many of us ruins the mystique. I hate it. Just me and Viktor.

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>>149859574
for me it's Big Blaga mogging Fedor in sambo and eating Black Beast's shots like Cлънчo

>>149859614
Ngannou owes his success to Blagoy.

>>149859643
Truer words never spoken

This dude really has to watch all the guys in the gym eye fuck his sister all day

>>149859537
Don't think that they can afford Frank without Saudi support

>>149859643
dont be fooled
he's not a nice guy

there's something hot about women having visible abs

>>149859515
What

>>149859692
I'd do alot more than that iykwim

>>149859749
If she has visible abs she is spending too much time in the gym and is probably taking miles of cock from gymbros. Better to be soft.

>>149859762
Long story b

Dana White's Bubblegum Pink Tip

>>149859803
I'm disturbed by the fact that there are those creatures among us

I restate my claim that Finland is the biggest loser on /heem/. Imagine keeping files on personalities. Friend simulating faggot weirdo

>>149859693
They can't, they've already had to drop their tournament prize money from 1,000,000 to 500,000

>>149859803
Oink for BBC

turki pulled dana from his own boxing event #kwab

>>149859840
You should see the things he posts

>>149859844
You are doing that in your own post einstein

I tell people I have a friend who lives in Finland.

>>149859253
that pic is great. Fuck yeah, Limmy's Show

>>149860021
same

>>149859999
observing you being a human shit smear isn't the same as what you do. you're here 24/7 so unfortunately normal people have to endure your crippling autism whether they post every day or once a year

Inaba's got a tight little ass, she should be servicing White sexpats in South East Asia instead of cageighting

Allah everything brazza alhamdulillah

why is Inaba walking straight into the Thai plum over and over. she's not even trying to break the grip. literally offering her melon on a silver platter over and over

A round of drinks please.

>>149860115
sweeter than soda pop

>>149857789
Sataday nite
Sechret joos
Kevin Dutch
Danny Gay
Zellhuntermench

The name "Germ Anon" might pop up once they release the Finland Files.

I’m just not really a fan of “the black people”

Wait, when did PFL change their no-elbow rule?

>>149860169
Bit racist don't you think lad?

>>149859277
>seething this hard to simple observation
you know I am right.

>>149860169
they don't make them like him no more, as a matter of fact they don't even try, literally and unironically everyone is a jobber that is not even close to that level of entertainer, not even in one aspect

>>149860192
They only have the no elbow rule in non-final tournament bouts,I think.

>>149860216
>3 lines is seething
simpleton confirmed

gamrot

is Ditcheva a hype job?

>>149857789
Dustin Poirier
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Patricio Pitbull
Michael Johnson

levels

>>149860115
That was normal in the 90's
Different time

>>149860305
She's a half decent wmma fighter who's also a conventionally attractive blonde, her stocks could go to the moon if she were in the UFC

>>149860021
>>149860050
Oh you guys

>>149860169
post yfw the black people

Who's gonna have the most brain damage in 10-20 years?
I'm pretty sure Tony Ferguson is gonna be in a mental asylum in 10 years.

>>149860066
K bud have a good one

>>149860340
she just went life and death with some random 40 year old soccer mom

>>149860249
>3 lines
anon these days tossing you behind the border you hopped needs 1 line only.

>>149860355
We'll see how many shots to the head Max takes tonight

>>149859908
His build is freakish his height reach ratio is fucked
He can scratch his knees while standing upright
We have the same reach and im way taller than him

>>149860365
rich coming from a dope living in stolen russian territory

>>149860369
We gonna find out

>>149860379
so can i with a little stretch and i'm 5'10 and wear 34-35 in sleeves
you're just a big stiff idjit

>>149860397
>tf
>tp
shieet

I can't stop!

>>149859840
I know there is one italian nafri or subsaharan
I remember a american guy that was black, but he was ok

FUCK TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT

>re-signing with PFL
How much is Ditcheva getting per fight?

>>149860407
its sadday nyte brudda

>>149860424
we gave the natives casinos. they're all millionaires now it's allg

>>149860363
Sounds like my first marriage!

>>149857760
They’re both winning tbqfh

>>149860416
>you're just a big
Thanks
I'm 188cm tall, and my reach is the same i got 13cm on conner
His reach is absolutely crazy for his size

https://www.opb.org/article/2025/07/19/trump-calls-for-release-of-jeffrey-epstein-grand-jury-testimony/

MAJOR HAPPENING
chances of finding Dana White, the Fertittas or Ari in the files?

>>149860472
Having monkey arms is one of the best bases for MMA, it even makes getting submissions easier. Tony got Darces so easily partly because of his freaky long arms

>>149857444
I’ve never heard a little Wayne song. Rap is terrible.

>>149860472
sounds like you got trex arms Niels

>>149860484
>subject to appropriate redactions of victim-related and other personal identifying information

>>149860484
nothing happens bud

>>149860520
Many such cases

>>149860509
True, reach means a fuck ton especially if you know how to use it like conner did
Tony has the crash bandicoot build kek
>>149860518
I literally have the perfect proportions like Da Vinci drew, height = reach
Also i have the classic white man longer torso
Imagine stipe, but smaller, non athletic 30pounds lighter

>>149860652
sounds like u got hank hill ass Hendrik

It's actually embarrassing how many 'high level' Boxing fights go to decision. Like, it's literally just striking with hands, there's no wrestlefucking, cage clinching or calf kicking, they should just heem each other

Eblen looks so lame with that moustache, his beard was cool

>>149860753
it's called pillowfist for a reason. what can you really do? jab, straight, uppercut, hook is all you got. mma is infinitely more variable and complex

>>149860753
Hard to hit the chin with pillows on your hand

Lmfao at these PFL commentators suggesting Eblen might be better than Dricus

>>149860701
Im out of shape now so yes

>>149860753
It's designed to avoid that hence we watch top dog and knuck

>>149857789
Poirier
Costa
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

I heard AJ McKee wrestlefucked a Dagestani. Are American wrestlers back?

>>149860753
Too much hugging and decisions for my liking in boxing.

*powersleems you*
yeah thats right little bitch

>>149860753
>they should just heem each other
we don't do that here

>>149860885
not every dagi is a terminator

>>149860895
That hurt pal

>>149860900
OH HE HIT HIM STOP THE FOOKING FIGHT LADS!

>>149860900
Not as bad as the Fury one kek

>>149860952
ONE OF THE GREATEST KNOCKOUTS YOU'LL EVER SEE

boxing sucks so bad lmao

at least Usyk is based. he'll save us from this slop

>>149860753
that is exactly why it goes to decision. there are way less factors boxers need to look out for. no need to keep hand lower for TDD, no need for checking leg kicks, no threat of body kicks, no elbows, no threat of getting thrown off balance by leg kicks. also the gloves are huge and jabs don't go past it.

>>149860962
JUST HOW GOOD IS GREEDY BELLY FOLKS?!

>>149860962
what the fuck

Lads, I've a judo tournament next Friday. I need to lose 3kg for the category my coach inscribed me in.
What's the best way to lose it ?

Wish I had money so i could go and watch all these events live
Would be fucking bomb

>>149860974
How is he based

>>149861021
Do a 72 hour dry fast, no food or drink for 3 days, you'll be amazed how much weight comes off

>>149857789
Dustbin
Costa
Nederlands
Goatbull
Zelhuber

>>149861021
Hot water in bath tub and pour 3kg of salt, wear lota of clothes and do cardio
Youll lose it in a couple of hours

>>149861021
Amphetamine and sauna to failure

>>149861027
Nah, I think MMA is better enjoyed at home. You'll always have a clear view of the fight on your TV/Computer and you can leave to get snacks whenever a wmma match or boring fight is on

>>149860900
>>149860962
They are not even trying to hide the fix

>>149861027
Imagine paying for front row seats b that would be cool

>>149861048
Can an amateur survive that ?
I might pass the weight but I'll have no energy for the tournament.
>>149861056
I planned lots of cycling (tour de France) but I'll wear lots of clothes now ! Thanks
>>149861070
I think I can get access to amphetamine more easily than to sauna lol.

Costello Van Penis

>>149861089
u go to events for the atmosphere and to really be in the moment. even dana and the commentators and stuff are usually watching on the mini screens cuz the cage blocks a lot of the direct view
best viewing experience will be with ref goggle VR soon

Hereby I confess. I hate everything fighting nerds

>>149861089
But the feeling being there live is different
I had goose bumps when I heared wild boys and saw cro cop irl
Stuff like that

Heemcels lost

is costello van sneedis gonna be ok

>>149861021
leave last 2 days for dry fasting. you can put the rest of days on low calorie intake. you do have time to rehydrate right? if not you will just get ragdolled this way.

reminder to gamble responsibly

/box/cels will start spamming gay shit in a little over an hour

>>149861128
Id drop hints for heembros
Like wearing a HEEM gym shirt or sumfing

>>149860900
>>149860952
Such a gay fucking sport

Yaroslav Amosov, whatever happened there?

>>149861038
very pretty boxer who is capable of finishing fights. amazing heart. good person. I like watching him a lot

Is this card worth a 6am sleep?

>>149861353
Most aren't, but I always find myself staying up anyway

>>149861353
idk b, just download the replay

>>149861369
I used to do it weekly but I've watched maybe 2 late cards live in the past year
Dunno if ufc is just shitter or I've got fed up with the late night

so is Jiri just gonna wait for the winner of Ankalaev/Pereira or will he fight somebody like Rountree?

>>149861407
Jiri's recent social media posts suggest he's already in camp, so he isn't waiting for Ank/Poatan

prochazka/rountree would be fire

>>149861353
Absolutely not. Dana saved all the good fights for his abu dhabi daddy next week and that's on at a reasonable hour for us

Thawlts?

Lets go Usyk
Boxing is fun sometimes
I lied if i ever said it wasnt

I forget there's still a war going on in Ukraine because the media forgot once they realised they could focus on Gaza

>>149861428
>>149861435
nice. I hope he beats up Khalil. Ulberg or Jan would also be good

>>149861452
Bussy Ally SAD does not know a lick of heem and it shows

>>149861442
that card is absolute poo and full of brazzas so I will be third monitoring it AT BEST

Bongs are you cheering for Dumbois?

State of the lip filler on the slag they've got singing our anthem

>>149861499
MMA?

>>149861561
boxing? dead sport not even normies care about it at this point

>>149861575
Were watching usky vs dubois right now
Tune in asap Lars

This card isn't worth staying up for, but I'm not watching Poirier's retirement on replay

>>149861560
our boy from durham is opening the card lad watch your mouth

Dana would have a heart attack at the thought of paying money for a Boxing title fight walkout

This guys a heemster? His real name is Clarence

Lee Perry walkout

>heem is more active an hour before wmma prelim than box is before the biggest fight of the year so far
Lol

Johnny KWABlen

>>149857789
Poirier
Kopylov
Holland
Danny Gay
Zellhuber

Bonus: Conor's dick I can't stop

>>149861602
Wembly seems full
Also who cares what normies think

>>149861561
I’ll pull for Dubois cuz he won me a few hundred bucks as a big dog against Joshua

>>149861770
holy kwabola

>>149861793
Boxing is still more popular here than MMA is, might change if are Tom can go on a GOAT run

>>149861317
Lost all his stock on the very last bellaturd card ever, KWAB

who up vanning their Steenis right now

None of you cazzys saw that comeback just now?

>>149861793
They're not there for the boxing, they're there to fill the void of a post-work weekend and their shitty new build homes

>>149861836
Fingers crossed
Tom training with our Ante Delija, and hearing what he said about Tom and his dad made me love him
Seems like a great guy

id heem all of yous

>>149861897
Arent we all
Heems fill the void

THE johnny eblen? the guy who beat edward's shitier brother twice? the guy who beat the guy who got gigazeemed by Buckley?

>>149861944
B-B-B-B-B-BANGER

>>149861920
Ante is signed to the UFC now, hopefully you won't have to see him fight Tom

>>149861887
I seen it that was karma for Colby, Dustbin better be scared also 100% Johnny being picked up by Dana now that he lost now, he gets a discount

>>149857789
Holloway
Kopylov
D-Rod
Dan I'ge
Zellhuber

>>149861836
I’ve hardly ever met a hardcore boxing fan in the states. There are a ton of casual boxing fans tho. They’ll watch Canelo and Fury and Usyk, etc. The boxing cazzies will maybe watch UFC if Conor is fighting. Don’t care otherwise

>>149861678
THE Davey 'wheeled out once a year to fill a fight night card' Grant?
I'm IN

>>149861990
Yeah I saw, I think Ante said he wont fight him
If ante gets there, which I doubt may the better man win, wont be sad any way it goes

The surgery didnt take.

Eblenbros????? Sean Strickland said Eblen was better than DDP but he just lost to a turbo can??????

usyk vs dubois is starting

>>149862034
he had a career plagued with injuries but that old boy can heem

>touch gloves
>awekward moment

>>149862082
The PFL commentators were saying Eblen might be better than Dricus during his walkout kek

>>149862181
Where's the lie

>>149862092
Pretty early I'm guessing it's in a sand pit?

>>149857789
Poirier
Kopylov
Rodriguez
Ige
Zellhuber

Usyk did more 10-9

I'm trying to think of cases where someone from PFL, Bellator, ONE etc was actually better than the current UFC champ and Jiri is the only name I've came up with, and that's only because LHW was absolutely full of bums post Jon Jones

>>149862204
Its in London, Usyk is really popular here

>>149862252
The stadium is packed full of ukranian refugees and dodgers

>>149862252
You could have simply said "Yes."

>>149862276
Kek

>>149862300
Why are these proud warriors not on the frontlines?

>>149862333
Someone has to spend the aid money.

Usyk round 2 again
That counter took the round
Except that almost no clean shots

boxing is soooo fuckin gay

Usyk seems to be having no trouble thus far

Imagine what Gane would do to both these bums

>>149862375
theres like 1 good fight every 3-4 years.
you need someone from the future to tell you which fights are worth watching

This is really boring

Undisputed world heavyweight champion? Boring! Tell me when the BMF is on the line

>>149862397
Gane is the Chael of our era. No one puts someone over like him.

>>149862397
different weight classes. usyk easily cuts to 205

Best round for dubois so far, i think je still lost
3/3 for usyk so far

Reminder that Usyk is the lineal UFC heavyweight champion. Show some respect.

Wild that they didn't even want to compete with 318's prelims

One. Last. Dance.

>>149862594
Khabib is the lineal Featherweight champ. How many more lineal titles is the UFC never getting back?

kek Vettori is 2nd to last prelim fight tonight
what a fall

What the he ckkk

Brb, converting to Orthodoxy

I fcuking knew it the LEFT HOOK was there all the time

IT IS AAALLLLLL OVER

holy fuck usyk just took apart dubois in like 4 rounds

How can people pay to watch this

Gamethread for fellow heemers
>>149862691
>>149862691
>>149862691
>>149862691

>>149862750
same here.

GODsyk delivers

>>149862793
>20 minutes early

>>149862793
>shrimp thread
kys

>>149862887
>seething already
Oh boy

>>149857789
Max Holloway
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Dan Ige
Daniel Zellhuber

cook a non shrimp thread

>>149862963
I'll do it in 16 minutes

new /heem/ for chilling in

>>149863013
>>149863013
>>149863013

>>149862793
you are scum

>>149857789
Diamond
Poolo
D-Rod
Gay
Menace

>>149863074
>...and one slice of provolone