just how bad is josh emmett
d rod has experience with guns and ammunition because hes a black guy gangster
When was the last time a latinx heemed a blk boy
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M M
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>>149857402Walker/Nzetchukku
>>149857402>*heems you*There you have, bitch.
>>149857420That wasn't a heem
ok this next segment is /heem/ is dedicated to speculating what song little wayne will be singing as he walks out dustin porrier
>>149857444shine bright like a diamond
Does anyone have a stream for tonight's KSW? Methstreams doesn't have it and strimsy.top, which was my go-to source for the less popular events, got permaheemed some time ago.
>>149857444Let's hope the wigger dies!
>>149857452https://youtu.be/-nZAav393Jg
Phouarier? I wish him an agonizing death
It was all endured for the sake of the eternal question: what for?
Paulo Costa's cock is bigger than Gooby's
I can't believe the wigger chose rap music instead of the music his fans associate with him. for his retirement fight no less.
Should i go out with friends or stay at home and watch geriatrics and cans duke it out?
Every time I eat cheese I shit a diamond.
>>149857444Hopefully is DC's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQCFb0pfx6A
Every time I eat cheese my shit is harder than Pat Berry at Chuck-e-Cheese
>>149857528If he wins, heโs going to call out Topiaria.
HE WAD BORN IN THE SAME STATE AS PHIL ANSELMO AND HE DECIDED HE WOULD WALK OUT TO SOME RANDOM PROPPED UP BY BLACKROCK NIGGER RAPPER
>>149857444Whichever it is I won't be able to understand it.
what if poirier walked out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0WJivK-kzg&pp=ygUVZmFrZW1pbmsgZmFjZSB0byBmYWNl0gcJCc0JAYcqIYzv
>>149857551That would be so embarrassing and hilarious but expected
>>149857529Well considering you have no friends I'd say you only have one choice
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these eurocels are really seething over dustins choice of music. have sex lmao
>>149857351 (OP)Did you guys watch
My boys Roberto robocop Soldic new video
https://youtu.be/ekxdFTwoL3s?si=UW-qRmJo3IpiD1pS
What a great video
I've been shilling for him here before he fought dricus
>>149857408The pores of my skin just popped at this news
>>149857602>manletswhen will they learn
Everytime Dustin speaks he just strings together cliches.
>>149857588Should i go out with people who pretend to be my friends or stay at home and watch old washed boomers fight?
>>149857551Kek that would be hilarious. Ilia destroys him easily and brazzacord will seethe about the age again. fighting Dustin nowadays would be a statpadding.
>>149857637yooo did you see his win over "Saygid Guseyn Arslanaliev"? great comeback after losing to "Zebaztian Kadestam" !
>>149857662Youre the guy that lives surrounded by serial killers?
Stay home you idiot and lock ur doors
>>149857599i miss when they used to shoot intros in this circle light room
>>149857680This guys cock must stink, doesn't even want to kiss Joanna after a beej
>>149857674Of course I did, rough start but the KO was holly shit amazing
I miss younger Soldic tho, when he jumped the cage and went to push Dricus
He now respectful and calm
>>149857715i was joking about him fighting nobodies but i hope he signs for the UFC soon and does well croatbro. they could give him a Pereira style fast push as the guy who beat DDP
>>149857683Thats not how it works if someone kills me they would be doing me a favour.
A toast! A toast to the health of Marvin Vettori and Paulo Costa on this fine fight night!
>>149857760Marvin's brother died in a fucking fire
>>149857554I'm surprised more fighters don't walk out to Pantera. It's peak wigger tough guy soundtrack
https://youtu.be/7m7njvwB-Ks?si=QGcolC9GNgxEsd0F
>>149857752Kek
Go otuside dude, enjoy life
>>149857734I remember when he fought dricus the first time, i watched a couple of dricus fights and was scared of the ground game
Soldic weak point is the ground and questionable chin
If he signs to ufc, I hope they avoid matching him with leg humpers
>>149857734He has a boxing fight booked
Max Holloway vs. Dustin Poirier
Paulo Costa vs. Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland vs. Daniel Rodriguez
Dan Ige vs. Patricio Pitbull
Michael Johnson vs. Daniel Zellhuber
Drinking alcohol is the coolest thing a person can do
*grows bitch tits*
>>149857784Yeah its like an exhibition boxing fight against a 50 year old polish former wbc champ or whatever
>>149857789Doostin
Copeylov
Holland
Shitbull
Zellhuber
>>149857780imagine being as old as anik and unable to down a beer properly. absolute state
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>>149857789Holloway
Kopylov
Holland
Pitbull
Zellhuber
>>149857829Yeah he's lame compared to us 30+ old YOUNG BUCKS
>>149857829To be fair, the lime wedge is blocking the beer from coming out properly and quickly
>>149857734I reckon he gets the same treatment the last time a crat came in the UFC
>>149857789holloway
costa
drod
pitbull
MJ
Zebaztian Kadestam has a severe Brazza allergy
>>149857789Max
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber
>>149857829He got heemed by the lime wedge. Anik has spoken at length about his love of bongs and gambling
I've really worked myself into a shoot here heemsters
>>149857680Chinese-looking messicans make me hard, b.
>>149857898BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY WHAT'S GINGE DOIN HERE KANG?
the biggest boxing show of the year is being held in an 80% empty wembley stadium g-g-g-grim
>>149857789>Dustin POOrier>Paulo POOsta>Kevin POOland>Daniel ZellPOOber
Really got myself in a bind
>>149857444Probably either; 6 foot 7 foot or Mahogany
boxing is a gambling racket which surprises me it took dana this long to host an event
>>149857932Have you seen what they have to pay them b Daner isn't made of money you know
Crute vs Prachnio, who you got heem?
>>149857926you forgot your pootricio pootbull pick
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>>149857942prachniGOD by 4 million half speed body kicks
>>149857942prachino peaches crtue up with leg kicks but then crute somehow finds a way to slop the fight into a split decision
>>149857970I think prachino will take the decision
>>149857960HORSE SHOE UP HIS ASS
is there anything gayer than boxing? everyone fights cab drivers until they have a really good record. fighters who actually have real fights get trash binned after 1 legit loss. boxing will never be what it was at it's height in the 90s, that can be seen by the fact that tiny little men divisions are the most popular now. back in the day, nobody would want to watch some mullato fight some latinx to a pitter patter decision. hell, half the time all they do is clinch every 15 econds.
Jimmy Crute got knocked out by Smiff in round 1. Says it all
Conor unironically made the right career choice basically leaving the sport after 205. People like to romanticise Prime Conor, but both Khabib and Prime Tony were nightmare matchups for him, he wouldn't have held the 155 belt long
UFC Vegas 274: Poirier vs Mckinney
How many bongs still need to take the wife and kids to the park
>dusbin final walkout
https://youtu.be/xX-N3B8ulnI?feature=shared
>>149857992called levels son
something about jean silva just rubs me the wrong way. since the first time I ever saw him. even without the barking nonsense. I don't know what it is, maybe it's just taht punchable face thing some people have. I've never got theat before from a brazilian.
>>149857979>that'll be 10 million dollars plus tip. cheers.
>>149858000Dustin wanted Lil Wayne to walk him out to this, but I guess the UFC weren't willing to pay his fee to perform, so he's just handing the BMF belt to the winner
Got myself in a real heel hook of a situation here heemsters
>>149858009"dey call dat da sweet science" - some black commentator with a 5th grade reading level
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>>149858025OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>149857760I don't like either. Both are shitty pillow fisted fighters with poor technique.
>>149858006i feel this way about all the fighting nerds excpet the gooby hue and prates
>>149857789>Dustin POOrier>Paulo POOsta>Kevin POOland>Patricio POOtbull>Daniel ZellPOOber
>>149858046ruffy is cringe as fuck with his conor mannerisms and facial hair but that's about it. can't wait for him to fight someone that isn't a bum
>>149858025>wanted to make a *weems you* webm>12-5>0 wins by KO/TKOfuture ain't looking bright for this weems kid
I'm actually kind of excited for tonight's fights and I don't know why. I might just be high/drunk but that's ok
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>say heem irl in conversation
>someone asks me what it means
>>149858077Damn 12 fights and 0 wins by tko/ko? Fitch-esque!
>>149858078it's a pretty good card.
>>149858082did you try heeming that can
>>149858082Radiohead is shit
im a venereal disease you're just a menstral bleed
jean silva just has that look of a guy who dildos his ass in front of a mirror. I get gay 4 pay vibes from that dude. wouldn't surprise me if someone finds out that he used to be a camwhore or something.
>>149858082>what does heem mean? let me show you real quick
I have never liked Max Holloway, but I've never really cared about Poirier much. I will cheer for Dustin and his fake imported Ontario hot sauce tonight
>>149858111Youโre confusing him with Andrew Tyler Thompson
>>149858082I said it to Leon Edwards, "I hope you heem Belal". He was aloof though so I don't think it even registered
>>149858132Did Duladaddy make your clitty leak at the faceoff?
>>149858111this would make the bryce loss even worse
Dustin has always given off extreme fake one energy to me. I don't rate his personality one bit. There's demons behind those eyes I can sense it
>>149858154He's simply on edge because he's shacked up to The Lafeyete Legend, the protopawg milf, Jolie Phwoarier.
>>149858154why is his wife with his boxing coach more than with him? that always rubbed me the wrong way.
>>149857789Poirier
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber
man as someone that thought ufc has been pretty good for the past few years it is really in the shitter at the moment
there has to be a point where they're losing enough money to actually try right
Jerome would unironically beat Islam and Khabib.
>>149858154you sound like you have a broccoli haircut
Beastin 26/9 at this rate
there could not have been a better person to portray the classic negative stereotype of an irishman than conor. it makes you understand why the english saw them as subhuman.
>>149858195Ari Emmanuel is literally a part of the NWO. Dana has been placed on the board of Meta. This "sport" is backed by tech elites prepping for a doomsday of their own making. And the UFC is a great goy cattle farm, much like podcasts and onlyfans models. Profit doesn't matter when ideology is top of the bill b.
The Diamond bros...one last dance
>>149858219Conor acts like how whites need to act unless they want to get taken over by jobbers from India
Former UFC champion Rich Franklin
the pains in my chest lil nigga
i think im having a heart attack
call amber lamps
conor the underdog against breathing atm
Just heemed Holloway in my imagination. Was surprisingly easy. Bet the house on the diamond.
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>>149857789Maxi Pad
Roman
Holland
Danny Gay
Zellhuber
>>149858062That's fucking illegal!
>>149858256Some kind of sportsbook like betDSI would do
dana white
hunter campbell
sean shelby
mick maynard
Pink piglet sistersโฆmy clitty is leaking for this daddy
>>149858264You're such a faggot
>>149858266Without those guys mma wouldn't be possible
max has entered OG phase
its not safe for dustbin
Just received this (you), what do I do?
>>149858082What did you say?
>>149858238honestly Franklin was based compared to current LHWs
>>149858269he owns a hair salon, of course he's gay. otherwise a brazza would have a beard. this taxi cab crushing bum is getting exposed.
duh I mean middleweights, but he fought at 205 too. He killed Chuck Liddell which I can never forgive
If boxing is the sweet science what is mma
>>149858203i have clay guida hair
Jeome can handle the hot sauce no problem
New fighter nickname: "Smegma".
>>149858319sexuals with megan oliver
>>149858319The Sweet Slop.
>>149858358I was going to say that wtf
Daniel "Arse Bandit" Cormierรจ
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CUNG LE AVENGE CHUCK WITH HUGE KO OVER RICH ACE FRACKLIN FAGGOT BITCH
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Is little babby Vito gonna be a real one?
>>149858319the science of engines
>>149858319The great filter
A 5''4 manlet put his semen insane megan olivi, food for thought
saar please put the semen insane
>>149858403big asian butts
>>149858154You'd have demons if you were married to Julie too
I'm going to go up to the next babe I see and tell her, Hey babe, if lil' Joey can date Megan Olivi, I can sure as hell date you!
And I might even call her a bitch at the end of that. I can date you, bitch!
>>149858319Human dog fighting.
>>149858384I care about Finland, I care about you a lot
ima take a nap. see you around 6 friends
>>149858403This ass got her an official retirement package
>>149858472You feeling okay, cuzz? Hey meng, if you ever need to pull in tight with one of your bros, and have a little cry on a bro's shoulder, I'm here for you, booboo.
>>149858443Who is this? I'm asking because I'd care to masturbate to her.
any ameri heemsisters getting spam texts out of nowhere
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>>149857789Max Holloway
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Dan Ige
Daniel Zellhuber
>>149858498Her name is Virna Jandiroba
>Hey babe wanna shoot a vid before church?
>>149857979>half the time all they do is clinch every 15 econds.This is the biggest reason mma is better. Attempting this gets you thrown to the ground.
>>149858516is that PvZ? YIOKES
Apparently the average MMA fan stays in the sport for 5 years. Heh... cazzies. I hate normies sometimes. Heh.... Jerkoffs...
only casuals bring up casuals randomly
>>149858319The Schaub Science
i have never watched mma, but i will one day
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>>149858534I'm getting old as fuck in age and I don't give a shit THIS IS WARRIOR SPORT OF BLOOD TEARS I LOVE REAL LOVE STAYING UP TO WATCH SENGOKU ON 3 AM WINAMP STREAM, PATNAH
>my millennium eye sees your demise
soon.
It's not random I just heard it on a y outube podcast faggot and if you weren't a cazzie you'd be listening and would have heard it too. Proving yourself to be a cazzie BAKA
kevin holland vs daniel rodriguez
good vs evil
light vs dark
Only cazzies watch podcasts
>>149858534What happens after 5 years? They go full degenerate gambler betting on WNBA or something?
>>149858611They're both evil especially D Fraud
They don't care about us or whatever that Jackson guy was singing
D "Soldier of good and God" Rod
>>149858646Excellent reference broidi hh
A lot of people had sex with Joanna Zanella schaub
Jerome Pegasus?
Also lol at there being no streams for the biggest PooFL show in company history. A groundbreaking 1st ever show in Africa with 0 viewers.
>>149858669I'm all of those people (the pussy stanking)
>>149858646''they'' = jews btw, he had a dispute with a jewish record producer
>>149858707this is common knowledge at this point.
New fighter nickname: "God of the Sun and the Lightning".
>picture a Mexican person>>149858728
>>149858728this image strikes fear into the European
That old man Volk bit was pretty funny, too bad it wasn't just a bit
>>149858728he's got those gay inmate tatts. very island boys esque.
michael jackson had a huge collection of nazi documentaries and memorabilia. imagine him and bryce fishing.
>>149858905That isn't a real thing
>>149857602>0 cm>99 kgLiteral black hole.
michael jackson would have been the goat in mma. he moved better than prime anderson silva.
>Did you really touch those kids man
>No
>Really? Cause everyone said you touched those kids
>They're lying
>Ok.
>Hey can you do Annie are you Okay
>>149858669Schaub's crusty dry penis is not enough for this gorgeous woman of colour
>>149857774>5 minutes alone>Song is 6 minutes long
Did you see the guy move? He earnt those kids
/r/ PVZ sucking Conor's MengGregor
Whilst you virgins cry about Dustin Dogdick Porier retiring, Rogan's sending it on his sick ass inflatable waterslide on his 250k a day yacht. Stay worked broke bitches
MJ was chemically castrated before going through puberty to keep his voice intact. He had no sex drive and was unable to feel sexual pleasure.
>>149858319the sneed science
>>149859011Who's the bint?
>>149857602tapology lists him as having 2 wins also
> This fighter has been found by Tapology to have engaged in activity which does not conform to combat sports standards:>Has purposely participated in bouts with no reasonable path to victory, displayed a lack of competitive effort, and is unjustifiably matched against far more skilled opponents.>One or more bouts on this fighter's record have been marked as ineligible and do not count towards either participant's Win/Loss record, and are excluded from tabulation when calculating Tapology's Fighter Rankings. Future opponents of this fighter are advised that a bout against this fighter may be classified with the same ineligible status.
>>149859011That's what being friends with pedophiles get you. Inflatable waterslides
daddy cant buy you a title fi-ACK
>>149859011bitch ass in a life vest no balls
Michael "touchy feely" Jackson
>>149859037>Lose so badly they strike it off your recordI'll see you at the top
>>149859011I always thought his wife was a negress
>>149859011that does NOT look like jessica rogan..
>>149859056Joe is incapable of floating, too much growth hormone and TRT made him over twice as dense as a normal human
It's his daughter lads. Bet his old man regrets calling him a fag now
>>149859103I thought his daughters are young, and one is black.
>>149859136the black one is our age
>>149859136His kids were born in 08 and 10
>>149859151Then she's too young to post here
>>149858707>>149858743Yeah the lines "Jew me, sue me" and "Kick me, kike me" were literally in the song
>>149859151Speak for yourself young buck, she's 26!
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>>149859151jannies heem this dood
>>149859011even if i had fuck you money i don't think I'd spend a quarter million to have a big boat for a day
>>149857789Poirier
Costa
Holland
Pitbull
Zellhuber
you guys ever fart out a little water after using a bidet? I did it yesterday and thought I shit my bed. thank God it was just a smidge of H2O
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>>149858102yeah I like singer songwriters more than radiohead as well
>>149859246Do you think Don Frye uses a bidet? He smears pooh around his asshole like a MAN
>>149857668you gotta get off his nuts bro, his accomplishments aren't yours. he doesn't even live in or visit Georgia. be your own man you vicarious living SIMPleton
>>149858707It's incredible how much the meaning of the song changes with the original, uncensored lyrics. The censored version is viewed as this Black American anti-racism anthem, but adding those few words back in lets you know what it's really about
>>149858759This is the kind of title random historical Chinese doos would give themselves after crushing a peasant revolt in their province
>>149859251>sails to Ireland>complains about immigrants>sails to USA>talks to Trump>sails to Ireland>complains about immigrants>etc.
>>149858269>ex fashion model>muslim but grew up in germany>owns a hair salonfirst ufc gay?
>>149859312>"Dee don't come in, get up in the crows nest and keep an eye out for pirates ye?"
I like to thinjk that, when I am working, Conor is on the sea somewhere, on his yacht, having a good, coked-up time. I like to picture myself with him. Though I sit at work, 8 hours a day, to be a couple of grand better off at the end of the year, in my head, I am with Conor, on his yacht.
>>149857789poirier
kopylov
holland
ige
zellhuber
daaaang magomedov got wrestlefucked to a decision, how the tables have turned
>>149858319Fighting For Dummies
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holy bimbo in the prelims
I'm beginning to legitimately think Toby got himself killed
AJ McKee and Patchy Mix are not same person?
>>149859417Who the fuck is Toby
so why isn't Dakota Ditcheva in the UFC yet? she's hot and heems every there. she is legit star material
downside is the cazoid bong neets would be insufferable if they got a second quality fighter in the big show
>>149859407Tats
Fillers
Bottle blonde
Xanax stare
Heavy pass from me.
they turned the weens against us!
>>149859455Fuck her. I hope she gets hit by Francis Ngannou riding a Ford Escort motorcycle
>>149859492did she refuse to let you stand close for a pic or something
>>149859449He subbed Meng with the Inverse Triangle Choke
>>149859449The black bong who writes weird and posts pictures of people in the metro
>They really made PFL Africa without Ngannou
Kek, how much do you think they're regretting paying Frank all their money just to crush Ferreira and dip?
>>149857789Poirier
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber
>>149859537they probably banked on ngannou being on the card kek
>>149859449Clozapigโs BBC daddy
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>>149857789Max
Paulo
45-70
Danny Gay
Zellhubez
>>149859505I'm Bulgarian by descent and I hate seeing other Bulgarians do well. I want it to be only me. Fuck the others. Just me and Viktor Krum. Too many of us ruins the mystique. I hate it. Just me and Viktor.
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>>149859574for me it's Big Blaga mogging Fedor in sambo and eating Black Beast's shots like Cะปัะฝัo
>>149859614Ngannou owes his success to Blagoy.
>>149859643Truer words never spoken
This dude really has to watch all the guys in the gym eye fuck his sister all day
>>149859537Don't think that they can afford Frank without Saudi support
>>149859643dont be fooled
he's not a nice guy
there's something hot about women having visible abs
>>149859692I'd do alot more than that iykwim
>>149859749If she has visible abs she is spending too much time in the gym and is probably taking miles of cock from gymbros. Better to be soft.
Dana White's Bubblegum Pink Tip
>>149859803I'm disturbed by the fact that there are those creatures among us
I restate my claim that Finland is the biggest loser on /heem/. Imagine keeping files on personalities. Friend simulating faggot weirdo
>>149859693They can't, they've already had to drop their tournament prize money from 1,000,000 to 500,000
turki pulled dana from his own boxing event #kwab
>>149859840You should see the things he posts
>>149859844You are doing that in your own post einstein
I tell people I have a friend who lives in Finland.
>>149859253that pic is great. Fuck yeah, Limmy's Show
>>149859999observing you being a human shit smear isn't the same as what you do. you're here 24/7 so unfortunately normal people have to endure your crippling autism whether they post every day or once a year
Inaba's got a tight little ass, she should be servicing White sexpats in South East Asia instead of cageighting
Allah everything brazza alhamdulillah
why is Inaba walking straight into the Thai plum over and over. she's not even trying to break the grip. literally offering her melon on a silver platter over and over
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>I have a friend who lives in Finland
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>broo i'm not gay because i'm rich or smth
A round of drinks please.
>>149860115sweeter than soda pop
>>149857789Sataday nite
Sechret joos
Kevin Dutch
Danny Gay
Zellhuntermench
The name "Germ Anon" might pop up once they release the Finland Files.
Iโm just not really a fan of โthe black peopleโ
Wait, when did PFL change their no-elbow rule?
>>149860169Bit racist don't you think lad?
>>149859277>seething this hard to simple observation you know I am right.
>>149860169they don't make them like him no more, as a matter of fact they don't even try, literally and unironically everyone is a jobber that is not even close to that level of entertainer, not even in one aspect
>>149860192They only have the no elbow rule in non-final tournament bouts,I think.
>>149860216>3 lines is seethingsimpleton confirmed
>>149857789Dustin Poirier
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Patricio Pitbull
Michael Johnson
>>149860115That was normal in the 90's
Different time
>>149860305She's a half decent wmma fighter who's also a conventionally attractive blonde, her stocks could go to the moon if she were in the UFC
>>149860169post yfw the black people
Who's gonna have the most brain damage in 10-20 years?
I'm pretty sure Tony Ferguson is gonna be in a mental asylum in 10 years.
>>149860066K bud have a good one
>>149860340she just went life and death with some random 40 year old soccer mom
>>149860249>3 lines anon these days tossing you behind the border you hopped needs 1 line only.
>>149860355We'll see how many shots to the head Max takes tonight
>>149859908His build is freakish his height reach ratio is fucked
He can scratch his knees while standing upright
We have the same reach and im way taller than him
>>149860365rich coming from a dope living in stolen russian territory
>>149860369We gonna find out
>>149860379so can i with a little stretch and i'm 5'10 and wear 34-35 in sleeves
you're just a big stiff idjit
>>149859840I know there is one italian nafri or subsaharan
I remember a american guy that was black, but he was ok
FUCK TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT
>re-signing with PFL
How much is Ditcheva getting per fight?
>>149860407its sadday nyte brudda
>>149860424we gave the natives casinos. they're all millionaires now it's allg
>>149860363Sounds like my first marriage!
>>149857760Theyโre both winning tbqfh
>>149860416>you're just a bigThanks
I'm 188cm tall, and my reach is the same i got 13cm on conner
His reach is absolutely crazy for his size
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MAJOR HAPPENING
chances of finding Dana White, the Fertittas or Ari in the files?
>>149860472Having monkey arms is one of the best bases for MMA, it even makes getting submissions easier. Tony got Darces so easily partly because of his freaky long arms
>>149857444Iโve never heard a little Wayne song. Rap is terrible.
>>149860472sounds like you got trex arms Niels
>>149860484>subject to appropriate redactions of victim-related and other personal identifying information
>>149860484nothing happens bud
>>149860520Many such cases
>>149860509True, reach means a fuck ton especially if you know how to use it like conner did
Tony has the crash bandicoot build kek
>>149860518I literally have the perfect proportions like Da Vinci drew, height = reach
Also i have the classic white man longer torso
Imagine stipe, but smaller, non athletic 30pounds lighter
>>149860652sounds like u got hank hill ass Hendrik
It's actually embarrassing how many 'high level' Boxing fights go to decision. Like, it's literally just striking with hands, there's no wrestlefucking, cage clinching or calf kicking, they should just heem each other
Eblen looks so lame with that moustache, his beard was cool
>>149860753it's called pillowfist for a reason. what can you really do? jab, straight, uppercut, hook is all you got. mma is infinitely more variable and complex
>>149860753Hard to hit the chin with pillows on your hand
Lmfao at these PFL commentators suggesting Eblen might be better than Dricus
>>149860701Im out of shape now so yes
>>149860753It's designed to avoid that hence we watch top dog and knuck
>>149857789Poirier
Costa
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber
I heard AJ McKee wrestlefucked a Dagestani. Are American wrestlers back?
>>149860753Too much hugging and decisions for my liking in boxing.
*powersleems you*
yeah thats right little bitch
>>149860753>they should just heem each otherwe don't do that here
>>149860885not every dagi is a terminator
>>149860900OH HE HIT HIM STOP THE FOOKING FIGHT LADS!
>>149860900Not as bad as the Fury one kek
>>149860952ONE OF THE GREATEST KNOCKOUTS YOU'LL EVER SEE
at least Usyk is based. he'll save us from this slop
>>149860753that is exactly why it goes to decision. there are way less factors boxers need to look out for. no need to keep hand lower for TDD, no need for checking leg kicks, no threat of body kicks, no elbows, no threat of getting thrown off balance by leg kicks. also the gloves are huge and jabs don't go past it.
>>149860962JUST HOW GOOD IS GREEDY BELLY FOLKS?!
Lads, I've a judo tournament next Friday. I need to lose 3kg for the category my coach inscribed me in.
What's the best way to lose it ?
Wish I had money so i could go and watch all these events live
Would be fucking bomb
>>149860974How is he based
>>149861021Do a 72 hour dry fast, no food or drink for 3 days, you'll be amazed how much weight comes off
>>149857789Dustbin
Costa
Nederlands
Goatbull
Zelhuber
>>149861021Hot water in bath tub and pour 3kg of salt, wear lota of clothes and do cardio
Youll lose it in a couple of hours
>>149861021Amphetamine and sauna to failure
>>149861027Nah, I think MMA is better enjoyed at home. You'll always have a clear view of the fight on your TV/Computer and you can leave to get snacks whenever a wmma match or boring fight is on
>>149860900>>149860962They are not even trying to hide the fix
>>149861027Imagine paying for front row seats b that would be cool
>>149861048Can an amateur survive that ?
I might pass the weight but I'll have no energy for the tournament.
>>149861056I planned lots of cycling (tour de France) but I'll wear lots of clothes now ! Thanks
>>149861070I think I can get access to amphetamine more easily than to sauna lol.
>>149861089u go to events for the atmosphere and to really be in the moment. even dana and the commentators and stuff are usually watching on the mini screens cuz the cage blocks a lot of the direct view
best viewing experience will be with ref goggle VR soon
Hereby I confess. I hate everything fighting nerds
>>149861089But the feeling being there live is different
I had goose bumps when I heared wild boys and saw cro cop irl
Stuff like that
is costello van sneedis gonna be ok
>>149861021leave last 2 days for dry fasting. you can put the rest of days on low calorie intake. you do have time to rehydrate right? if not you will just get ragdolled this way.
reminder to gamble responsibly
/box/cels will start spamming gay shit in a little over an hour
>>149861128Id drop hints for heembros
Like wearing a HEEM gym shirt or sumfing
>>149860900>>149860952Such a gay fucking sport
Yaroslav Amosov, whatever happened there?
>>149861038very pretty boxer who is capable of finishing fights. amazing heart. good person. I like watching him a lot
Is this card worth a 6am sleep?
>>149861353Most aren't, but I always find myself staying up anyway
>>149861353idk b, just download the replay
>>149861369I used to do it weekly but I've watched maybe 2 late cards live in the past year
Dunno if ufc is just shitter or I've got fed up with the late night
so is Jiri just gonna wait for the winner of Ankalaev/Pereira or will he fight somebody like Rountree?
>>149861407Jiri's recent social media posts suggest he's already in camp, so he isn't waiting for Ank/Poatan
prochazka/rountree would be fire
>>149861353Absolutely not. Dana saved all the good fights for his abu dhabi daddy next week and that's on at a reasonable hour for us
Lets go Usyk
Boxing is fun sometimes
I lied if i ever said it wasnt
I forget there's still a war going on in Ukraine because the media forgot once they realised they could focus on Gaza
lhw
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>>149861428>>149861435nice. I hope he beats up Khalil. Ulberg or Jan would also be good
>>149861452Bussy Ally SAD does not know a lick of heem and it shows
>>149861442that card is absolute poo and full of brazzas so I will be third monitoring it AT BEST
Bongs are you cheering for Dumbois?
State of the lip filler on the slag they've got singing our anthem
>>149861561boxing? dead sport not even normies care about it at this point
>>149861575Were watching usky vs dubois right now
Tune in asap Lars
This card isn't worth staying up for, but I'm not watching Poirier's retirement on replay
>>149861560our boy from durham is opening the card lad watch your mouth
Dana would have a heart attack at the thought of paying money for a Boxing title fight walkout
This guys a heemster? His real name is Clarence
>heem is more active an hour before wmma prelim than box is before the biggest fight of the year so far
Lol
>>149857789Poirier
Kopylov
Holland
Danny Gay
Zellhuber
Bonus: Conor's dick I can't stop
>>149861602Wembly seems full
Also who cares what normies think
>>149861561Iโll pull for Dubois cuz he won me a few hundred bucks as a big dog against Joshua
>>149861793Boxing is still more popular here than MMA is, might change if are Tom can go on a GOAT run
>>149861317Lost all his stock on the very last bellaturd card ever, KWAB
who up vanning their Steenis right now
None of you cazzys saw that comeback just now?
>>149861793They're not there for the boxing, they're there to fill the void of a post-work weekend and their shitty new build homes
>>149861836Fingers crossed
Tom training with our Ante Delija, and hearing what he said about Tom and his dad made me love him
Seems like a great guy
>>149861897Arent we all
Heems fill the void
THE johnny eblen? the guy who beat edward's shitier brother twice? the guy who beat the guy who got gigazeemed by Buckley?
>>149861944B-B-B-B-B-BANGER
>>149861920Ante is signed to the UFC now, hopefully you won't have to see him fight Tom
>>149861887I seen it that was karma for Colby, Dustbin better be scared also 100% Johnny being picked up by Dana now that he lost now, he gets a discount
>>149857789Holloway
Kopylov
D-Rod
Dan I'ge
Zellhuber
>>149861836Iโve hardly ever met a hardcore boxing fan in the states. There are a ton of casual boxing fans tho. Theyโll watch Canelo and Fury and Usyk, etc. The boxing cazzies will maybe watch UFC if Conor is fighting. Donโt care otherwise
>>149861678THE Davey 'wheeled out once a year to fill a fight night card' Grant?
I'm IN
>>149861990Yeah I saw, I think Ante said he wont fight him
If ante gets there, which I doubt may the better man win, wont be sad any way it goes
Eblenbros????? Sean Strickland said Eblen was better than DDP but he just lost to a turbo can??????
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usyk vs dubois is starting
>>149862034he had a career plagued with injuries but that old boy can heem
>touch gloves
>awekward moment
>>149862082The PFL commentators were saying Eblen might be better than Dricus during his walkout kek
>>149862181Where's the lie
>>149862092Pretty early I'm guessing it's in a sand pit?
>>149857789Poirier
Kopylov
Rodriguez
Ige
Zellhuber
I'm trying to think of cases where someone from PFL, Bellator, ONE etc was actually better than the current UFC champ and Jiri is the only name I've came up with, and that's only because LHW was absolutely full of bums post Jon Jones
>>149862204Its in London, Usyk is really popular here
>>149862252The stadium is packed full of ukranian refugees and dodgers
>>149862252You could have simply said "Yes."
>>149862300Why are these proud warriors not on the frontlines?
>>149862333Someone has to spend the aid money.
Usyk round 2 again
That counter took the round
Except that almost no clean shots
boxing is soooo fuckin gay
Usyk seems to be having no trouble thus far
Imagine what Gane would do to both these bums
>>149862375theres like 1 good fight every 3-4 years.
you need someone from the future to tell you which fights are worth watching
Undisputed world heavyweight champion? Boring! Tell me when the BMF is on the line
>>149862397Gane is the Chael of our era. No one puts someone over like him.
>>149862397different weight classes. usyk easily cuts to 205
Best round for dubois so far, i think je still lost
3/3 for usyk so far
Reminder that Usyk is the lineal UFC heavyweight champion. Show some respect.
Wild that they didn't even want to compete with 318's prelims
>>149862594Khabib is the lineal Featherweight champ. How many more lineal titles is the UFC never getting back?
kek Vettori is 2nd to last prelim fight tonight
what a fall
Brb, converting to Orthodoxy
I fcuking knew it the LEFT HOOK was there all the time
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holy fuck usyk just took apart dubois in like 4 rounds
How can people pay to watch this
mrn
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>>149862793>20 minutes early
>>149862793>shrimp threadkys
>>149862887>seething alreadyOh boy
>>149857789Max Holloway
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Dan Ige
Daniel Zellhuber
>>149862963I'll do it in 16 minutes
>>149857789Diamond
Poolo
D-Rod
Gay
Menace
>>149863074>...and one slice of provolone