Thread 150231870

heemvious: >>150230230

I would like to see Khamzat, Lerone and MVP heemed in the face

ic1

total piggy meltdown I reckon

Why do actual ethnic russians not have any good fighters?

Crowd is literally just full of random jeet like subhumans

Was Khamzat height cutting for the press conference?

I'd like to apologise for my behaviour in the previous thread. Hope we can have a clean slate here gents.

Du POZZY BTFO

You know you have the moral high ground when half of your support is somalians and south asian mutts

>du piglets still malding about the crowd
Jej

No matter what happens Dricus will win the immediate rematch, he's a gameplanner

Why was everyone so respectful? Are there unironically no more good cocky fighters left? Fuck even khamzat has been tamed by father time

Maybe AIPAC is right about deporting these mudmonkeys.

>>150231933
He was quite antoganistic I'd say

>>150231931
Anti-draws don’t get immediate rematches

>>150231918
cringe

howitzer hog heeming hamzats hungry haram hole, honestly

call me crazy but I'm not sure about this whole Khamzat being Swedish thing

S H O O K

>>150231923
Dricus mogged your inbred.

>>150231951
poor lil piggy boy

The cheers for ratlip that no one likes after the Holland crash out were Chinese propaganda tier hilarious watching how the world works through a fly by night fight promotion

Itty Bitty DDP

>>150231940
I’m afraid you’ll be importing 3 million new refugees from Gaza my little piggy

Why are the irish so retarded?

someone post the dead Palestinian kids

>>150231899
Fedor

Word around the jannycord is that there will be a sticky for this card

wtf are there so many gays spamming their homosexual fantasies whenever Ratlip is gonna be fighting?

>>150231970
Which ones? Lmao!

Time for your nappy driclets

>>150231955
By being shorter in heels?

>>150231973
no way
we didn't even get one for ufc 300

>>150231968
alkie

You know who the real money fight is on this card

>>150231986
Zatdaddy is the biggest star in combat sports

sit tight danabros. that sticky is locked in for ufc white house

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

wtf is going on bros? I have coworkers who have never watched UFC talking about this fight

Remember when tuporia wore those elevators shoes ? Yeah he's getting heemed by godthje

>>150231948
hung hog hunk heaps hot ham hollandaise harshly hamzats hollow hairy hinge

Shite down the back of the jocks

All I ever wanted was to see Khabib get knocked the fuck out. Just once.

Saturday night, I will get the closest I possibly can to witnessing this. I can't wait.

>>150232000
I'm changing my pick for the fifth time in the last 24 hours

>>150231971
Beating up alcoholic taxi drivers does not make you a good fighter

>>150232004
pakistan's greatest warrior is going into battle

kwab

>>150232021
fair enough

>>150232021
it does in my book playa

>No swedecuck online to talk to him about some swedish biscuits i got on my visit to sweden
:c

>>150232000
>even provided him with a larger drink
dricus kwab'd into bolivia

Gaydor? Didn't that piggy get slept by UFC rejects?

>>150232009
howling horny hamzat harbours hog haram hose hummus

>guru picked dricus
>weasel picked khamzat
the real main event right here

>>No swedecuck online to talk to him about some swedish biscuits i got on my visit to sweden
>:c
Stfu homo

>>150232000
Tree toimes

zatcord sisters... i don't think an inch of height and crowd noise is going to help us in the cage

>>No swedecuck online to talk to him about some swedish biscuits i got on my visit to sweden
>:c
>Stfu homo
bit rude lass

>>150231968
Historically extreme aversion to abortion.

>>150232077
He’s got more inches than that for Du Piglet’s bacon bussy albeit

>>>No swedecuck online to talk to him about some swedish biscuits i got on my visit to sweden
>>:c
>>Stfu homo
>bit rude lass
*rapes you*

inbred central

Dricus by ohh who lived in a pineapple under the sea!

>>150232090
why are you in England, mud shit?

>>150232114
But enough about eire

>>150231933
I changed the world. Respectfully. Now thank me by eating this single unshelled pistachio out from under my vast foreskin. No hands.

watch out for a kid by the name of tubby

Khamzat will never have this

>>150232142
Oh my god please become pregnant

BJ Penn has captured Hasbulla

>>150232121
The government pays me to gape piggy white boys

>>150232017
nap time dubussy

No Chama, Kaaahrma

>>150232157
T-sperg murder suicide incoming

who gave heem the mic

>>150232142
Only Benevidez could satisfy this coccubus

>>150232159
Your whore mom came over cause she was tired of daddy beating her ass and left over goat pussy juice getting in her mouth and pussy.

hamzats hurt hummus homo hole hides huge haram helmets, hasbulla has heard

>>150232141
Dis Tubby Pubby P?

Oh no he's doing alliteration!!

I kill niggers for sport
Mma is fake and gay

Ah that's not good

>>150232029
When burns shook off khamzat and smiled at him I could see the aura like he went super saiyan I think a prime burns heems khamzat

chimaev chuds chug chad chowder

>>150232142
Heeminder that we run this sport0

>>150232251
Ohmygod, ohnooooooooo!

>>150232272
I don’t think there’s a better version of burns than the one from that fight

She is so fucking beautiful bros.

>>150232300
>>150232142
Big Ank bred this whore.

>>150232300
I want to cuddle with her after she fucks me

>>150232332
*Ali
Ank was left unattended sitting in the back seat of Ali's car in the hotel parking garage

>>150232182
we LOVE this little freak

present bamhole brazza

>>150232142
chama is such a fucking faggot for not breeding this whore

>>150232251
>I kill niggers for sport
>Mma is fake and gay
Take the thong out yo bussy, playa!

boring borz bums bachi bazi bamhole brazza boys by belorussias border

>>150232360
idk merle doesnt seem the type to go for slimy dude

>>150232410
She is leathery dry-dick only I'm afraid.

Usgod the GQ killah fraud checked habibi on 72 hours notice

how many suicide bombing will we get if chimaev loses?

>>150232021
That was most fighters at the time

>>150232433
enough to wipe out huwhyt civilayzayshun

>dude I heckin hate brown muslims!
Why is it always these "people" making these posts?

Whenever I take a shower I simply allow the soapy water running down clean my feet for me.

>>150232433
if theyre confined to chechnya? not enough.

>>150232430
Ddp is better than usmeng and khamzat is afraid of the BOAR

>>150232460
Hey can you stop posting this photo of me please?

>>150232460
butter beaner

Honestly, I don't see DDP surviving the first round.

>>150232463
why would they bomb their own country, retard, theyll bomb the remaining boers in south africa

>Dricus didn't make Khamzat cry
It's over.

>>150232491
>why would they bomb their own country
its literally what theyre known for

>>150232487
I dont see diddy p surviving period

Honestly, I don't see frogposters surviving from the trauma of getting raped by their fathers.

grozny was constructed for grad missiles

>>150232497
name 1 instance of this happening

UFC 319 is a love letter to Chicago.

>>150232496
He made him seethe in the face off so he speemed him (spiritually heemed)

OHHHHHHHHH KHAMZAT WITH THE HEEMING POWER AT MIDDLEWEIGHT

Oh no! lil bro got revved by a frog
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>150232521
this post is about me
fucking frogs
aaaaaaaaaaa

>>150232531
Lmao bodied that muzzie freak

>>150232531
>>150232540
then it never happens lmao

Fuck the britbongs

>>150232481
>ddp is better than usmeng
He’s definitely bigger but also worse at every aspect of MMA

>>150232543
google it yourself you historylet paki

>>150232555
>trusting jewgle in 2k25
you're the worst chud ive ever encountered

>>150231933
tiktok compilations of fighters getting humbled have changed the game

AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Girls like terrorists

>>150232579
Khava Barayeva loves terrorists

I KNOW YALL DIDN'T THINK THAT THE BUTCHER WAS GONNA LOSE IN A FIST FIGHT TO AN UZBEK DUDE

>>150232574
What was the thought process behind this post. How would it make anyone made. How would it generate any discussion. Why would anyone care about this post. The only reason I'm replying is because this post is so bafflingly bland I felt the need to ask why.

>>150232577
Good grief, is that guy using his hands to eat cow shit with raw eggs cracked on top? That is nasty!

>>150232565
lol paki

>>150232593
We don’t sign our posts here Ramesh

Kill indians
Rape their women

So how about that MMA huh?

>>150232600
we dont sign out posts here

>>150232593
i accept your consneension

>>150232607
No one cares
This country is dying

We don't monitor our posts here

Piggy piggy piggy

Can't you see

Sometimes ya bacon bussy just-

GETS RAPED, PIGGY!!!

>>150232515
>>150232543
>Iliskhan-Yurt, May 14, 2003
>Grozny, August 30, 2011
>Znamenskoye, May 12, 2003
low iq Muslim inbred tards

>>150232607
Incel sport

rough week for heem man

>>150232615
Whos the skirt?

>>150232614
ok paki

>>150232217
@GWOK IS THIS TWUE>

>>150232625
I said 1, not 3 you retard, you know how to read or not?

>>150232629
I'm doing pretty good though

>>150232622
Mudslimes can't eat pig
Khamzat niggers can't meme

>>150232639
i accept your concession

i do love some good fight week

Im an bitch
Im an benchod
Im an saar
Im an Bo Nigger

PIGGY!!!

hamzat hungers heaping helpings ham hunk humping

>>150232615
I dont want to go to Legoland. I can take you to the Legostore though with Brandon Moreno

>>150232654
wtf is tucco tacos doing to dricus

>>150232650
i didnt consneed howeverbeit

>>150232656
kek i heard its true

>>150232627
schizo on the left drinks his own piss and the manlet is still married to that broad btw

>>150232646
The BBC dick daddy rapes the PIGGY!

>>150232647
He installed that whole floor by himself you're damn right he can enjoy an ice cream cone.

>>150232647
Based beanie orc mutts

Why the fuck is anyone cheering for Khazmat? Seems like propaganda tied to Putin being in Alaska (not that I give a fuck) but still very inorganic

Poor poor Dirty Diaper Pig
RIP in shit

>>150232577
jesus, man.

>>150232684
Medicine

>>150232684
>Why are people cheering an extremely popular and exciting fighter they've wanted to see fight for a title for years
/heem/ isn't real life. The average MMA fun fucking loves Khamzat

>>150232660
Lmao

Meanwhile I'm just living my absolute best life.

>>150232713
Did i do thaaaat

Swede who destroyed Khamzat and humiliated him out of wrestling.
Identical build to Dricus.

>>150232684
>Why is anyone cheering for the most exciting finisher in the sport next to Ilia?
Truly a mystery. Must be da jooz.

>>150232729
He looks retarded.

Dricus here
suck my Dric! hahaha

>>150232719
based

Po po lil' piglets....

One BLACK DADDY bled these lil' piggas dry 'till they coont squirt no mo...

Du Pigclit and bacon boers may be next I fear...

Dude's skull is massive

I kill everybody bratha!!

>>150232697
>>150232708
>>150232735
Heh, me? I'm a judge.

It should be illegal for ugly people to mock other races' ugly people for they are not the prime of their race thus disproving the fact that their race is the superior one.
MMAly speaking ofc

>>150232746
Fact of truth i fear im afraid sadly.

khamzat cums quick kissing K-1 kickboxers

>>150232697
*takes my Flintstones vitamin*

*slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

>>150231900
I want to be surprised that Chicago is full of shit skins but it's just sad. We need to rid this nation of browns. I'm fucking over this shit

>>150232738
He's gaethje-pilled

I smesh heem!

They should feed du piglet to surdaddy after his flushing

>>150232777
khamzat numba one
allahu akbar

>>150232779
Is this sanitary??

AAAAA you're clubbing me to death with a fireplace poker playa!

>>150232770
Uh oh, brown daddies are making your bacon pussy prolapse again.....
i fear

This dude fucking revved

North Korea tier propaganda roflll

>>150232770
>>150231900
Juice box
blanky
NOW

You finna boutta revved playa!

borz bachi bazi bussy

>>150232770
You sound hangry, playa!

How boutta PIG ROAST, pigga!

/revv/

FACK! FACK! FAAACK!!

I DONT WANT THEM PUTTING GLOBOHOMO INTO MY HEEMS THEY'RE MAKING THE FIGHTERS GAY

shhh shhh there there little driclet...

Dricus is practically a Muslim to any real White person

>Dricus will lose when pigs fl-

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO!

>>150232820
Homosexuality is the best base for MMA big dawg

>>150232831
and you are retarded to any well-born person

boer boar bombs borz's baghdad bussy, brazza

>>150232622
Inbred goat fucker is going to get annihilated Saturday

>>150232845
Revved

Khamzat tried mind games during the face off and got smirked at and then flexed on so hard he could only bleet ackbar like a goat and trot off

Shove a gerble in your ass through a tube, shove a gerble in your ass through a tube.

>>150232854
Bacon boers already gettin' dey pig clitties chopped up I'm afraid...

Looka dis plump piggy....

Bringin' flowers for da Bantu dick daddy...

PIG ROAST!

SPIT ROAST THE PLUMP PIGGIES!

>>150232747
Goatboy has to hide his lack of a chin under that pube nest

When was the last time this general was this schizo

>>150232842
Ali was a key part responsible for this it's fucking nuts he was in the White house lmao

>>150232868
That looks fucking rancid!!

Yikes schizo hours

>>150232879
Last night playa!

If only you knew..

>>150232879
par for the course when its a good fight week, its like this during the whittaker jaw break fight too

>>150232879
the build up to merab vs umar had the same volume of spam

>>150232910
oh shit i forgot about that

Someone post my dricus dinosaur pic. I'm banned till saturday

Sydney's good genes has decided to leave us heemcels, it's fucken over

Chael Sonnen in an all denim getup. Gatorskins. Shades. Bob Seger on the 8 track.

>>150232927
/box/ may lost the round but they won the fight in the end

>>150232915
Why the fuck does this picture appear to have water damage?

Why was Ali caught with 4 passports on 9/11?

>>150232946
an attempt at terrorism to get skirts since skirts like terrorist

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THE MUZDADDY IS GONNA MAKE ROAST PIG OUTTA YOU

>>150232946
ngl I've always thought Ali is the hole in the brazza charade if they're really about that life then why are they managed by a known informant that turned on his bros ijs b

>>150232946
He's mossad

Women deserve to be raped.

borz bunghole begs boer beating

>>150232963
yeah you and me both

>>150232982
YOOOOO, AINT NO WAY THAT GUY IS BRUSHING HIS TEETH WITH COW SHIT BRUH

>>150232385
who called the zat cute? which interview is this

>>150232992
That's what my dead daddy made me do to his thang playa!

>>150233004
its zat called dc cute, just go to dc's jootub channel its the latest interview

>>150233016
Ariel and Sick Turkey are friends again btw

SPITROASTED PIGGIES!!

Its not that serious lil bro we are just memeing here on the heem forum!

Fuck you piggy.

>ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
>crowd goes wild

You're all mentally ill

>>150233056
I was in the kitchen and thought I heard it did he really fucking say that lmaoooo

Ham Hunk by 1st rd KO

This is your daddy, piggies.

OINK FOR YA DICK DADDY!

SQUEAL PIGGIES!!

CM Punk will return to UFC and move up the weight to face the winner of Dricus/Khamzat

Coolit coolit coolit

>>150233067
Wish burns had heemed him here

AARON PICO
A-A-RON PICO!

FUCK YOU PIGGY!

wonky nosey revved

Dear /heem/,

When Khamzat BORZ Chimaev destroys my boy Dricus Du Pussy this weekend, I will leave /heem/ forever and NEVER come back.

Sign here [ ............... ]

>>150233067
if I could click a button and go back in time and unfreeze it I'd aim his foot right at khamzats SPINE ZONE (where spine connect skull) and equip him with a bacon covered steel toed boot to be quite brutally forthright

>>150232763
Those tasted so fucking chalky and disgusting I always spit them out when my parents weren't looking and unfortunately that is why I'm a manlet but unvaxxed

>>150232747
DDP skullmogged Hamza but was fistmogged by him as well. What do we make out of this?

Thats what happens when the chiraq grim reaper green lights you

DRICUS DO SUB ZARO KILL ON KAHMZAT SEND HUM TO SPINE ZONE

pico vs volkanovski is gonna headline december's FINAL numbered event and im convulsing just thinking about it

mokaev will return to heem pantoja
umar will heem merab in the rematch, if merab wins it still brazza on the top
movsar will decisionate volk to retirement
usman will leave peefl to heem topturo
islam will heem the wonk nose wog
khamzat will heem ddp
ank will heem poohand in the rematch
shamil will eat aspinall alive

>>150233119
Someone use AI to show Gilbert axe kicking and severing his spine

>>150233128
Dricus cuts his hands off for both crimes of stealing Swedish identity and pretending to be human

pico is silver the hedgehog

Going to be some VICIOUS cope when DDP beats the fuck out of cumrat.

Yall gonna feel really stupid when DiddyP ends Cumshots career

@gok make ai video of gilbert happy laugh squeal khamzat beg cry red neck spinal explode fire

What's wrong with this dumbass peahead nigga someone come get yo boy

I'm gonna feel really bad when Ankaliev holds the belt without fighting for three years playas!

>>150233171
usman has great skull structure for a black guy

This is the most unstable /heem/ has been for a while
I guess this is what we should expect for a Khamzat title fight

>>150233176
What is it with muzzies not fighting

>>150233182
just wait until another brazza gets ti'ul sho'

>>150233177
typical canadian judging a brave poc warrior by the shape of his skull he probably wants to mount it on his wall next to his chris benoit shrine

My city

Jennifer get in the car ass nigga lmaooo

>>150233171
Hamza spent like 6 months in the ICU after this lmao.

>>150233186
all the inbreeding leads to retardation and a poor immune system. It's ok in Dagestan, where they rarely bathe and live off fists of hog weed and each others man-milk. But when they show up to civilized places, it's fucking over, their bog gremlin genetics betray them

>>150232879
Each of these fighters (Khamzat & Dricus) make the general go schizo when they are fighting, now they are fighting each other?? x2 schizo.

Thank fuck, my local movie theater is playing UFC fights again.

$20 admission and you get to watch the fights in a luxury recliner on the biggest screen imaginable with no shitty ass interruptions and switching streams due to buffering right at the best parts.

Highly recommended to any anon who has it as an option.

Why are jeets so fucking disgusting?

*breathes over your shoulders*

>>150233160
No WAY that ugly freak got his head cut off by a train!

DDP by flying knee into Khamzat’s skull the second he shoots for a take down.

>>150233185
Who the fuck eats off the floor like this?? It's gross!

>>150233211
I’m not even going to watch the card because a friend invited me to a party. Still thinking of betting a cheeky tener o. DDP, tho.

>>150233193
person who uses “ass nigga” ass nigga
only black people can say that without it being cringe.

meng will headline the white house card

>>150233239
Being a nigger is hella cringe playa!

Chechens when fighting for a title ladies and gentlemen

Mental midgets

Natalia Silva the kinda chick I would adopt two black kids for

>>150233236
I’m going to the movies alone, but I could never let a party distract me from one of the greatest fights of our time… stupid Mexican. You can drink modelos, chase tortas and shake your body to reggaeton any night, get your bros together and have a watch party faggot.

>>150233267
that is number one bullshit

>>150233279
Have fun, B.

>>150233267
Don't do it OG!

mexico mangle mutt manhole multiple massive mud mashing

>>150233289
Brother I’ll heem you. But it’s all love. You have a good and responsible time as well

Whites Africabros, victory will be ours.

Ownmt

>>150233267
I mean shes a peach but why adopt two lil ace n hap while you could just not pull out

Sir I need to defalcate in the streets. My apologies.

Hap and Ace probably already hate chandlers fucking guts imagine when they can talk

>>150233311
his German desires. Many said national hero and president of Germany Arnold Schwarzenegger was a huge faggot who loved mandingo masters, and when you see Germany post shit like this it really make you wonder

>>150233326
Isn't that like six more years away?

>>150233256
Umar isn't chechen

its still an interesting fight, but i feel bad for everyone really hyping this up and setting high expectations for dricus.

we all know he’s gonna get choked out in the first, probably a d’arce. let’s go ahead and accept it now.

>>150233340
accept these nuts in your asshole playa!

>>150233340
Khamzat couldn't finish Burns or Usman

The only expectation I have for Dricus is that he kill Khamzat, literally playa!

>>150232747
HGH makes your noggin grow

>>150233182
Watch the presser. First time DDP was asked a question it was pure schizo shit in the crowd

Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock

Wanna heem ? Meet me at the playa, playa !

People forget man they threatened burns to send his kids to the virgin islands if it didnt go the distance

>>150233363
burns was due to him having a hard weight cut, purposefully wanting to strike, but also respecting burns jiu jitsu, but also gilbert was much more experienced and if that’s khamzats worst fight he still won it convincingly. burns only won rd2.

usman , still got dominated, oh he struck back and forth with him a little in the later rounds? but still, khamzat took it easy because he respects usman a lot. didnt want to hurt him much.

>>150233382
>>150233399
I got hella Moroccan hoes, bro. They don’t like you. They’re so dirty..

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>150233411
let’s get one thing straight, you’re fucking chinese

these are the americans who say you arent white and tell you which country your fighters really represent

>>150233401
also people suddenly forgot that usmeng is one of the best wrestler at 170, its not surprising that he easily stuffed gassed khamzat's takedown

>>150233419
No, those are the paid illegals trucked in to cheer for Khamzat. The real Americans are working because the rent in Chicago is too damn high to afford a UFC presser event.

>>150233407
Hello these moroccan nuts in yo face playa !

>>150233430
yeah man if usmans knees werent exploded and in prime shape khamzat would’ve been in for a much harder fight

>>150233401
Khamzat got exposed in both fights, as soon as he faces an opponent that isn't a complete bum he no longer dominates. Usman arguably won rounds 2 and 3, one judge had it a drawl 28-28

so anyways aaron pico huh?

Good googily-moogily nigga!

incredible news Jiri has just graduated 3rd grade

Anon, why do you need all this? Fly to me, let's rest on the shores of the Baltic Sea.

>>150233470
As much as I want that to happen, Shitslam retires after JDM KOs him.

>>150233473
How did those manlet nations name a big sea over themselves

>>150233473
https://youtu.be/xU_2ucDaIwI

…

>>150233473
Piss in that sea I got work to do

>>150233487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP07Oyr7enQ&pp=ygUYYmVhY2ggYm95cyBhcnViYSBqYW1haWNh0gcJCa0JAYcqIYzv

Stay adaptable

And what do I do,
With the gift you present to me,
The one no one else would buy?
They would not accept the filthy premise of your most terrible innocence.
So let them say, how were you wild,
For what you really were was tender.
Yes how you screamed, all through the night,
Yet silent tears streamed down through morning light,
Most beautiful, my lonely, sinner

Eee-Gads playa!

is that like the moroccan version of jewel or some shit

>>150233513
who will saaaave your soul

Why was the crowd so excited when Khamzat was screaming Allahu Akbar?

DID YOU REALIZE THERE ARE NO FIGHTS IN THE APEX BETWEEN NOW AND DECEMBER?!?!

All the scheduled fights occur in actual arenas. Exciting end of the year

Chicago, China, Paris, San Antonio, Perth, 320 at TMobile in Vegas, Brazil, Vancouver, Abu Dhabi, Qatar

who is this semen demon

>>150233535
I'll let this video explains why that was the case.
https://youtu.be/6maMlF9kFYg?si=UPTbfZg8l9fuGcEB

>>150233546
That's my wife!

Ngl, MMA Joey has us backed into a corner /heem/bros...

Dricus might turn his back on the Wolfac

>>150233591
stop it /heem/
please
stop it
/HEEM/
please stop it. stop it /heem/ please stop

>>150232142
I honestly don't know what heem sees in this skellyhag

>>150233601
Want now?

Want now?!

>>150233608
....

This weekend I'm gonna relapse. Big time.

talmbout white claws
talmbout espresso
talmbout bong rips
talmbout UFC 319

>>150233620
Hell yeah, niqqa

>>150233617
thanks for the blowjob this weekend b

>>150233546
Trashy woman with tattoos. No class or elegance.

>>150233720
monitor on playa!

What trans pornstar should I goon to?

>>150233727
I’m a man, unlike you child

Khamzats boy is a -800 favorite

>>150233734
what's a man to a meng

Can't wait for my boy Kai Asakura to sleep timmy

>>150233727
perforated that playa, playa!!!

Chimaev couldn't be more excited lmao

send khamzats boy an IED disguised as a shrek tv dvd combo

Hot girls have tummy problems.

PvZ has a bungussy problem and I'm here to get to the bottom of it playboy!

>>150233728
Zariah Aura

it's over khamzatbros, we got skullmogged...

dricus got outwrestled by darren till it's over

Darren Till got out wrestled by The Dentist

Why is there white pussy in the catalog

You really think I'd let you steal my Drumstick Cones Jon

>>150231870 (OP)
I pray Khamzat pulls this off... Or I fear he is scheduled to fall out a window and Kadpa is gonna find a new daddy, sadly...

>>150233808
This is as cringe as the Paddy wigs. Can't believe it's come to this scale off cazzie redditdom.

>>150233852
a latinx has lost his composure

why couldn't hazmat teach till how to grapple

I don't care what Europeans think

>>150233852
Someone is having a melty

>>150233931
im havin a dookie

>>150233601
>>150233608
>>150233612

>>150233770
>the face you make before missing weight by 4lbs

Dickus Dude Penis

DDP will outchad Khamsissy

the thread schizos have invested heavily into ddp and chimaev, whoever loses will be devastating for the general either way.

>>150233608
he was saying wannawow, Wanderlei is a huge warcraft fan. Chael clearly preferred Everquest and this was a BIG problem

The whole point and allure of the championship wasn't the money but the promotion in social class that comes with sharing in the spoils of war.
Now that ppv points are gone, champions are no longer socially elevated class.

OH NO... OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>150233983
So? He could still heem your faggoty ass. Manlet or not.

>>150233983
nono please no oh god please no no no

>>150233983
he's 6'
khamzat is 6'1.5

oh nonono..Dricus Du Lifties!!! NOOOOOO

>khamzat wins easy
>no immediate rematch
>fights once in 2026
>fights once in 2027
>sits out for 10 months well into 2028 without a fight before UFC strips him
Truly the worst timeline. We need DDP to win.

I mean I guess the championship is still a big deal in WWE despite they don't get ppv points.

>>150233983
Gilbert burns was 5’10

>>150233996
a lift that thick can easily get you 2 inch taller, hes 5'10, khamzat is a solid 6'2

>>150233983
now show khamzats shoes

We all know ratlip will gas out in round 1 after all his failed takedowns and DDP will show a 5 round MASTERCLASS and squeak by a decision.

Top G

Dricus burns still beating heart of African child and transform into MONSTAR DRICUS

>>150234021
I hope it's a horrible fucking worked looking pile of shit where they trade leg locks and kimura attempts for all 5 rounds and it's a draw

>>150233435
>rent in Chicago

>>150234019
he's not 5'10. izzy is a true 6'4 and he was not 6" taller than ddp

Heeminder gooby kept hitting himself because he's merely a bargaining chip in UFC deals. He raises the validation of the UFC by billions and gets paid pennies so he keeps taping people and shit so he won't be seen as suck a valuable asset to investors to no avail.

Can't wait to see Ham Hunk brutally split decision Khamzat, I'm so looking forward to the rematch already

>>150234021
>failed takedowns
Khamzat will land 5+ takedowns unless he gets a tap on one of the first 4. DDP's TDD is shit.

>>150234060
DDP has 50% TDD. That means if Cumshot lands 5 he will defend at least 2 or 3 that means 2 will actually land HOWEVER nothing will happen and DDP will simply get back up as he hasn't been submitted in over 10 years.

All you need to do to beat ratlip is have him gas and go the distance.

The muzzy throws has good striking but its very orthodox
Dricus loops his shots heaps from mong angles no way muzz can stand with him
muzzdog gasses after 2 trying after blowing his gas tank then ddp brutally tkos in the fourth

>>150234077
>as he hasn't been submitted in 10 years
he got taken down and controlled by bumson lol
khamzat is going to fucking maul him

in case any of you still think du pussy has a chance
https://youtu.be/QrCVNsBmh9o?t=47

>>150234084
you said the same before the whittaker and look how that turned out

>>150234101
>he got taken down and controlled by bumson lol
And? Who won the fight?

>>150234105
>being this much of a cazzie
some people are beyond help

The winner of this fight is the fans

Dricusbros...

>>150234116
I accept your concession.

>>150234125
the point is, you simple minded anon, if chimaev gets ddp's back flat on the canvas the fight is over. khamzat is the best mma wrestler/grappler of all time.

Dricus won arguably the biggest battle, the outside clenched fist position battle

Just got a blowjob. 22 year old girl, lovely lass bricked in her mouth twice

>>150234133
whats his name?

>>150234129
No

Reminder, that anytime /heem/ says a fighter looks 'shook', they maul their opponent.
KHUMshot is gonna get HEEMED by big DICK DRIC

it's fantastic to see that khamzat's stock is somehow still at "unstoppable force" levels
i don't know how that's possible but it makes this fight so much more valuable

>>150234143
This is different khamzat has the power of Allah pbuh on his side.

>picking against a brazza in a title fight
chuds never learn

>>150234149
Allah is nothing compared to 'Okay, I win now.'

wojak shocked black man who went to a country illegally is a money grubbing scumbag and pretends he cares about his country.jpg

>>150234149
Ethiopia is Christian

>>150234153
POOlawl Snorehamad is a brazza, and he lost a title fight?

My gf just told me that we're having breakfast and then hanging out with her friends at the exact same time on Sunday 319 is on.

>>150234166
pussy whipped faggot, tell her to fuck off

my girlfriend? lupita "loopy" godinez

my girlfriend? monitor

I appear to have a cub toe nail, does that count?

im really rooting for a muzzie because du pussy is that much of a faggot

>>150234156
*was

greatness itself is your enemy

>>150234166
>having a girlfriend in the current year
literally why

>>150234150
Looks like AI

>>150234191
looking forward to du plessis excuses when he gets tackled and tapped in less than 2 minutes

>>150234156
lets forgot the overwhelmingly somali muslim region of ogaden that was conquered by ethiopia btw

Dricus wins by first round triangle sub. Bet is +2800. You're welcome.

Cap this.

>>150234202
for sex, duh

we dont discuss women here playa! hetero off!

>>150234213
it has never been easier to get sex outside of a relationship. can't fathom tethering yourself to one vagina with all kinds of responsibilities lol

pico ground and pound tko win btw

>>150234166
>no, baby *dabs*
problem solved

>>150234220
id imagine its easier to get access to pussy but at the cost of no variety when it comes to sex within a relationship but what i do know

dont get confident with these smellator bums, b, you never know

>>150234205
it is

>>150234200
The Great White Hope. Dricus. Fucking. Du Plessis.

>>150234174
>>150234231
That's not how it works when you have a partner, guys

joe pyfer is gonna be abused

>>150234220
I fell hopelessly in love with a schizophrenic freak bitch, I can’t feel things for other girls without feeling terrible

>>150234103
dont really care mate, youre an undersized mixed monke who only wants the muzz to win because monkelaysians have no decent fighters but you want some, any sort of attachment to the ufc

Chimaev will win. Powerless racist chuds still seethe. Such is the cycle of heem.

>>150234259
nigga u gay

>>150234166
You can rewatch the fights any time you want after Sunday, but every minute with your loved ones is to be treasured.

>>150234264
but SHITmaev is a racist chud himself?

this is just islam vs volk if volk were bigger than islam lol

all this global infighting has me scared.

>>150234267
you cunts walk down the street holding other blokes hands and would be heemed by the average western women

new

>>150234283

>>150234283

Is it basically Khamzat within 2 or Dricus by decision? Can't see Khamzat pt fighting for long with a versatile fighter

>>150234282
Stop acting hard online you fruitcake. And no, you will not be receiving a (You), pussy boy.