Thread 149706457

TOP OF THE WORLD

Buday hussein

chills

De Ridder kinda looks like Craig Jones and tj dillashaw

Blagoy

Finland

If I ever get rocked, buddy, I already know I'm shooting for that single leg off rip

When I ever rock my opponent on the feet you guessed right pal, I'm crowding him against the fence and starting a wrestling sequence.

Imma do the ol' gaethje rolling thunder to end the round just know that

I'm gonna wrestle him, that's his world and I'll be totally outclassed but thems the breaks bubba whaddaya gonna do?

If I ever had to fight Khamzat man, first thing Imma do is focus on defensive wrestling and try to neutralize his grappling submission game early. Push him into later rounds and see how his cardio holds up you know? Take Chimaev into deep waters and then try to push my advantages later rounds 4/5.

who is the hope solo of mma

Don’t reply.

>>149706662
I'd probably just insta-heem him like pic-related, but that's my personal style and might not work for you.

flying knee to gnp

>fighter goes to touch gloves
>fart on his glove
pyaat

Looking good ben!

>>149706755
>Xadame after xhe catches AIDS from sharing needles with Grindr trannies

Imagine fighting slightly buzzed

>>149706762
Why is your skin so disgusting and leathery?

>>149706762
You know damn right what it means

>>149706770
Turn on your monitor

Turn on my microwave

Turn on your gas and light a match.

Why did Tim Kennedy lie about being awarded a bronze star during his military service career?

>>149706811
a combo of cte and ranking up in call of duty

why are there two threads?

should be three threads minimum

>>149706797
I will take your lungs and make them mine

>>149706457 (OP)
chill

ciryl gane

yeah im a broke reddit bitch waddup

Me meng is dry

>>149706925
I will smite you down Ben

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

Dan Hooker is making fat samoan women beat each other up for his amusement

>>149707111
Is there a prawlblem?

you're attacking my family

THIS IS THE FUCKEN THREAD YOU GUYS

>>149707160
sorry I didnt know they were your legos

>>149707170
fucken benchoid why is she staring like that

>>149707185
Mauri has that effect on the italian ladies

>>149707111
Dan might unironically be a successful small time promoter after all this

>>149707109
>Dustin took my undefeated record. He took my 13-fight win streak. I'm gonna take his retirement fight.

CHILLS

just heemed with my meng
twice

Two times?!

honestly the homeless in my area are a delight

>>149707185
>>149707248
Misinterpretation. NEVER cry in front of a female. She spotted weakness.

>>149707334
Women dont care about this shit
They only care if you are tall, attractive and commit evil acts like being a serial killer
Nothing else
And caring about what other think is gay and cucked
Womanlike behavior

Where has joe ever said “people forget man”

>>149707588
Joe? That's a Bedtime MMA quote

in what wurld b?

>>149707588
I forget man

If I was emperor of the world I would slap Jon Anik's bald head. But im not.

I've seen enough. Book Volk vs Askren for the 145 strap.

most of you I despise

>>149707699
do you like my image for (op)?

volkanovski hockey

>>149707708
no

update from askren

>>149706457 (OP)
>Heavyweight Bout vs Buday Arlovsky
Chills.

>>149707735
oof tough crowd

Who the hell is Dejuan Lane? This dude Austen had a deedpoll?

szechaun lane

>>149706755
>antivaxxer gets pneumonia from untreated flu
>two good lungs wasted on him, just so he can continue to shill crypto on his social media

volkanovski chicken jockey

>>149707818
Volk would take that chicken and turn it into a delicious Chicken Caeser Salad Sandwich.

lawler tapped, masvidal was a fluke, jake paul was an early stoppage

Funky

>>149707926
Based truth-teller

>>149707776
Those TKO racists are changing the performers names. In a few months we will get fights like Ahmed Fiziev vs Muammar Dariush and K'von Holland vs *click noises* Gorimbo...

>>149707926
Grok is this true?

Has the wahrani given us a 23andHakim for toblerone toby yet

Ian Garryesque

>>149708330
Who the fuck is toblerone toby ?
And im not from oran

Put me in there against merab, he isn't ready for the pressure I can push

>>149708343
That's what we need your keen eye for

>>149708378
Look Afro-American to me

>>149708400
London I'm afraid

>>149708378
Why do you keep posting this picture of me

>>149708378
>how did you know that I am in Paris?

Anthony Smith

>>149708554
You mix that negro with that Creole
Make a Texas bama

The last thing holloway will see before getting heemed

Pereira and Jiri ducked

>>149708703
jiri had exams actually

Heeminder that I clearly felt a tap.

Goergian milfs

if Dricus beats Khamzat how will boomers cope to pretend that Anderson Silva is still the middleweight GOAT ?

>>149708838
Chimaev will be his only good win. Izzy is flushed. Rob is flushed. Strickraped was Strickraped, is shit. Everyone else he's fought is mid.

>>149708731
dricus said on a podcast somewhere that he thought rob must have slipped or something at first

send 2-3 years Perth and forget

>>149708868
after the fight khamzat will be called never good

>>149707776
dudes having a cte episode hes getting heemed round one

>>149708838
10 titles defences vs like 3?

Jack Jello Madelena

>>149708765
>everyone on this photo is taller than topturia

I have that bug where I cant see the flags
>>149708905
Finnish post

you hev to wait 120 second before post brazza u now dis

The Brazza is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Russian and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>149708901
title defenses against Teddy McBumfuck don't count
Dricus beat way higher level of opponents

>>149708946
He only needs one overhand

Schaub has gone super saiyan!

I come to your country. I walk like a king in your streets.
I speak in english. I fuck you in english.

>>149709054
A cry for help

A soul in torment

Joe Rogan's kicks sound like gunshots

>>149709015
Is Santiago Ponzinibbio the MW GOAT for beating Strickraped too

>>149709054
niggas when their hair makes them look 50 but they don't want to dye it

>>149709015
dricus beat sean strickland and pre-raped jizzy.

Benchaim ass should have died so we dont have to look at his ghoul face holy shit i hate this guy more than ever.

I followed them. And i regret it.

>>149709010
Brazzas would put would end your life if you called them russians

>>149709282
I dont get why people are upset with having grey/white hair

>tuco tokkos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKMcSBlHYok

>>149709203
turn on my monitor

>>149709627
Puts your monitor on sleep mode

**Brazzas** (n., slang): Informal term referring to Brazilians, often used affectionately or playfully to denote people from Brazil. *Example*: "The Brazzas brought the samba vibes to the party!"

ilia knocked that brazza out cold and now he's going to fight someone from dagestan

>>149708754
he already passed them, he's in Greece actually

latina pussy

>>149709524
for women i get it but not men
looks pretty weird when you get them at a young age though

>>149709758
The famous Australian Greek, Volkanovski?

>>149709776
since I got around 35 my red hair mostly face has started showing grey/white, I look like a big slavic scumbag that gets mobilized to go be blown up in the first 20 minutes

snipe dana in his bald egg head

I'm the tallest midget in the UFC baby

Why did Francis try to sacrifice Randy Couture?

>>149709880
Many are asking this

Germanis ngannou

dann überqueren Sie die Straße

>>149709898
Why did Brendan Schaub decapitate his own son and use his head as a speed bag?

>>149709923
his son threatened to volume punch him

put a 4 up if you pour up nig

>>149709923
his son was a tad too close to his wife

many of you i despise

He despises many of us

The jews lose

>>149710036
Why does he have a carthaginian symbol on his short

>>149710036
aren't they building a concentration camp in rafah rn, seems like it is all over for paul stein

>>149709054
Blud thinks he's on the team

What's up guys, Ben Askren here

but hole

>>149710054
>Week 80 of the two-week special military operation into this besieged strip of land the size of Las Vegas city

Hey cormier you still there ?
Yeah bro I'm here

>>149710054
Ari hellwanis are losing on all fronts

Daniel Cormier uses Grok AI

Jon Jones partnered up with Jimmy Johns

>>149708360
OOOOOOH MY GOOOODNESS!

>>149709054
The CTE is getting bad, Schaub is beginning to think he's Kevin Randleman (rip)

>>149710366
Dana is presenting a lot of cock shame here

None of you are capable of taking a life. I am and have done so many times.4mjth

>>149710186
kek

>>149710366
If I see small brown woman like this I give her my big inbred BWC

>>149710341
its the lawsuit

I will force Dana to watch after EASILY overpowering him and putting him in his PowerSLAP clit cage

mma isn't real fighting unless dana white makes attacking the dick legal

Is it true Dana created power slap to try memory hole when he boxed the bleedin' head off his Mrs in a club?

There is NOTHING more Reddit than thinking Volkov deserves a title shot over Gane. Like congrats, you've reached the acme of Reddit.

latina but whole

>>149710427
>short grocery list under her tit
why do women do this

>>149710452
volk is already champ and in any case why would gane go down to fatherwait?

Bruchecha signed to ufc

>>149710427
Mrs Schaub is beautiful

>>149710446
Dana has memory holed the world about that event by replacing their conscious thoughts with shitty mma cards, just cant stop that bald fuckin goof!

>>149710537
Easy, just turn Little St James Island into a new UFC Fight island

>>149710484
Latinx boy clitty in your case I fear.

Look into it.

>>149710609
what the helly

They call me "The Stinky Heemer".

>>149710722
American smell?

Volk specializes in wonking noses, his special technique is the Macedonian shuffle, a jab so slick it wonked 30 schnouzes

go smash a burger patty with an insect covered brick ya stupid australian commie

*burps*

Revved!

Had to shave for a job interview and I'm fucking pissed. Should I convert to Islam so I can claim people are being Islamophobic?

>>149710940
i bought an electric razor to trim down to a stubble instead of a clean shave, it's convenient

>>149710957
I feel like my stubble doesn't look good though. Clean shaven looks fine though.

Nigger

>>149710970
You should show them your best heem post during the interview

>>149710983
Fuck man I just started my day and you ruined it

>>149711005
Frankly there's too many, showing my entire catalogue of excellent posts could come off poorly.

VolkGOD got the Pisslam babies seething now that he's champ and Shitslam isn't

Victor Belfort.

SlamDaddy concussed the Volkabussy

>>149711027
i think youd be surprised

>It's wonked, it's marinated, it speaks for itself.
Chills.

how does tony fare in this matchup

Notice how despite the immense slop Volk applies to his burger, it holds its form beautifully. Dana pays a team of lackeys to make his and it drips with grease. Sad!

49-46 Slamdaddy

volk won the fight but not the sanctioned mma bout

>>149711115
jack's team should study the last two minutes of this fight and first few minutes of the dustin fight. there's a gameplan to beat islam and it starts in the pocket

>>149710366
SLAP THAT BITCH!

>>149710366
this was dana white's darkest moment easily

>>149711172
Ooooh he should strike???

>>149711148
Levels

>>149711248
>0-3 in the UFC
it's time to head back to the paint factory bro

>>149711207
Jellybean gave Dana such a brutal orgasm he's never recovered

2 months ago the mysteriously named JDM defeated the Lion of the Gaza Strip and Chicago Belal The Prophet Muhammad in an action packed 5 round thriller

>>149710406
wait his name is literally money berg?

>>149707847
since when is volk a food youtuber

>>149711371
His youtube comments are full of people saying they found him through cooking prior to fighting

>>149711292
>The shaking
Canadian Food is too spicy for the average United Statian

>>149708731
preview of reddit rob vs the riddler

>>149711055
How do you know its me you fucking puke? Respectfully

mmanlets can't box

Topuria would heem Canelo

>>149711236
im talking about a slight weakness islam has in pocket in regards to his defense and openings during the takedown attempts, but if you want to reduce it to
>huuur fists
sure, retard

the ufc needs to let krav maga fighters compete
then the idf will be able to show the world its power

>>149711619
why do these guys get like 50 million per fight again

how do you not get exhausted from being an inbred schizo that repeats the same things over to no one

bongs be like let me get a chip butty

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>149711774
nowt wrong with a cheeky chip butty

>>149711767
boxing is gambling racket

>>149711774
chip butty is more of a desperation food you make when you've not got much in. i wouldn't order it at an establishment

>>149711774
actually love em

just how bad is derrick lewis

>>149711780
>>149711808
>>149711824
I'm not even a bong but I was making chip buttys the week before I graduated from uni because I ran out of food. Actually a pretty great sandwich if I'm being honest.

>>149711831
he lost to gane

>>149711831
he beat Gane

>>149711846
kwab

>>149711833
a fry sandwich

>>149711864
Thanks ChatGPT.

>>149711833
for sure, its not something you actively seek out but if you go fishing or decide to have fish n chips its nice

>>149711864
ngl famalam sounds bussin id rape for one of those rn

want a chip butty now

we dont eat that crap here

no you eat dogs instead chinaboy

shut up gayman. yeah you, you know who you are

dee doos defending a french fry sandwitch

>>149711886
damn dana has a big brain

>>149711918
Belal is funny if he wasn't the most boring fighter in history inside the cage I would boy him

gane

>>149711918
This doo eats french fries covered in dookie lmao.

Derrick Lewis vs Joaba Tallison. A fight

>>149711712
Wow so smart!!! Jacky should boxy!!! You get a happy meal!!

Jack's team should simply give up and concede the loss because there is no way to beat Islam Makhachev who is unbeatable

poirer fight was the pre-flush, he's still that good though which is why tsarukyan ducked him

>>149711937
Belial Moloch vs Ari Azazel

breaking into prison to save war machine

I have to pre-flush at work cuz niggas leave schaub marks in the toilet

Hey Jack, you're done. You're in the big leagues now. Pack it up, kid. Islam Makhachev is just different.

Hey, kid [41]

Hey, Jack. You got nothin', kiddo. Snake eyes. The inbred freak always wins

I leave the turd floating and let the flushcuck deal with it

I shit next to the toilet and let the jannies clean it up.

Just got off the phone with Giacomo, or Jack, as I call him. He was crying and screaming in despair ahead of his matchup with Islam Makhachev at the iconic Madison Square Garden venue

Might enjoy a chip butteh during ufc pre lims

Derrick Lewis despite his obesity and age and clinical retardation is still giving roughly 35% at the gym. What's your excuse?

>>149712340
Women are repulsed by me in public.

>>149712364
based

>>149712364
Understandable, have a nice day

>>149711414
Bros, id jump off if I ever got on top if such a high building. Anyone else like that?

>>149712364
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make then they call me ugly and poor.

>>149712420
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend. Cut ties with all the lies you've been living in

i wish i was a raped bitch like nash

foul creature get back

Alright back I'm what have I missed

>>149712577
ben askren died 4 times

do it look like I was left off bad and bougie?

the balls being hot thing was the only worthwhile moment on the card of conors return fight against khabib

lewis got that flying knee ko and sucked ever since

>>149712769
This was before emmett made him retarded

The only good card in the next month is the abu dhabi card
Jesus Christ how fucking grim

Just how good was UFC 317

Ilia Topturo

my penis was warm

Ilia "The Penis Warmer" Topturo

The Penis Warmeth

CSO

I can't tell if hap loves Dragonball or Ru Paul

>>149713150
I can't tell if hap is pooh shiesty or spottem gottem

NSO

>>149713036
It was honestly pretty mediocre, Van vs Royval really made the card pop

Belive achaive conceieve

>>149713017
Heard you was talking bout me b?

>>149713211
Dustbin peahead poo-irier will get pieced up and zeemed and heemed by max

another level to the game is soon to be revealed

>>149711767
boxing has always been accompanied by a gambling den. at some point, they could even dictate the results beforehand. that still happens at lower level.

its quite warm today

>>149713150
*Ron Paul
hap is a liberty chad

>>149713313
chills b
fucking chills

>>149713211
It was at this moment, I knew Gooby was fucked. Dustdaddy was too girthy and strong for him

>>149713313
Crazy how smiff flushed peturdo i remember people here thought he was the future after that tyson pedo fight

Wtf bros? I thought brazzas were supposed to be trad family types. Khabib retired to spend time with Mazza after all(if you don't count him moving to the UAE to build a new super gym)

>>149713431
isnt lhamzat the only chechen tho

how do u heem your survival instincts so u can kys urself

>>149713472
just sit down, listen and be humble

>>149713472
do something great instead, change the world for the better on the way out

daniel mother fucking cormier

>>149713472
drink maybe
also isolating yourself from people you care about probably helps

>>149713472
you have to have no other option

>>149713472
Overdosing on drugs seems like the simplest way

>>149713472
Bullet to the head by John Woo

Hey guys, big UFC fan here
Whats the news about Conor? Whens that total animal gonna get back in the fucking Octagon?

idk how to swim but i wear swimming shorts at home
i feel like charles oliviera does the same as well

>>149713472
pick a fight with me i look like complete shit so you'll think "there's no way this fag could kill me" and then i'll absolutely weem the fuck out of you

i’m going to live to enjoy the cinematic dariush title run

>>149713606
he's main eventing the White House card against Diego Brandao

>>149713599
low success rate though
guns, hanging and drowning are the best way to self heem. The first two should be painless too

>>149713627
i didn’t but my iq is quite advanced of the average /heem/ster. i knew it was over the night chris weidman made his comeback against brad tavares and conor was posting voice memos on twitter during the fight singing won’t back down. he was obviously watching to see how a one legged fighter could perform and rooting for the chris to succeed…. but when he didn’t succeed and got cooked conor decided right then, whether he knew it himself or not, that he would never be fighting again

If I don't get this job I'll have no choice but to permaheem myself time.

>>149713472
get drunk really late at night and grab the car keys. just don't heem your bro along with you.

stop talking about sewer slide you faggots, its a derrick lewis fight week
get exited about another derrick lewis headliner

>>149713777
If I ever have to watch another Derrick Lewis fight I'll permaheem myself before I get interview information back.

>>149713811
hes fighting a tall brazilian with a fake fight record

Day 348 of Asspinall not fighting anyone. Why is he such a duck

>>149712639
What a selfish prick

>>149713826
hes ducking stipe

>>149713826
holy fuck it actually has been almost a year

bryce mitchell fell off, he was undefeated for a while and people were calling him the khabib of the south

>>149713826
I'd be demotivated too if I was married to a p*le and had retards for children

>>149713863
that old bat Emmett claimed the poor soul and permaflushed him with a single KO

is hanging the only suicide method guaranteed to succeed
i tried researching this but google thinks i want to kill myself and is cockblocking me

Emmett has the same jannie say corr that Luke Thomas has the opposite of Mitchell's aura hmm much to think about

If you kill yourself, you lost the story

>>149713896
What's your IC code?

>>149713313
tony f'n petrino. movie.

>>149713653
Hanging is only painless if you know the exact combination of rope thickness and drop height required for your bodyweight to snap the neck. Most people won't be able to do that, and will just strangle themselves on the rope for a minute until they pass out from lack of oxygen

>>149713911
I already lost meng.

>>149713896
it is guaranteed but you most likely won't break the neck and dangle around until your brain shuts down. not to mention that is a troon way of suicide. 4chink approved way of hanging is putting a thick rope on your neck and jumping off the bridge.

>>149713826
Top of my head, I cannot remember his last fight or who he fought.

can justin gaethje rub his belly and pat his head at the same time

never heem yourself

kumquat is rumored to be calling it quits after 319 due to aids

https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1943363005502361687

>>149714012
kek this hue monkey said DDP was injured and put Ben in early grave but he might be right this time.

Since you’ve stopped watching ufc, what have you been doing with the time you’ve freed up?

i have chills

>>149713979
yeah i always figured getting strangled was how most people died doing it
seems hard to break your neck without a proper gallows

>>149714058
they robbed my boy woodson because they are afraid of his rise

Nigger

Danny Gay

>>149714090
he was about to grow wings they had to call the fight

>>149714045
checking up on heem and pw looking for something to make me laugh

>>149714118
she doest look happy

>>149714142
shes tired, babies are energy vampires

>>149714118
at last, fat post pregnancy olivi titties

Brazil is the worst poster. Never seen anything from xer that wasn't pure dogshit. Nothing insightful. Nothing funny. Just mental retardation every time.

>>149714155
i thig she realized she just gave birth to a mexican mutant midget freak

I'm going to assume not IC1 in which case as you were

>>149714118
She was really working UFC events until the last possible second

anyway who the fuck thought making a card this bad was a good idea. any single fight from from Abu Dhabi card headlining it could at least make it semi-watchable. are you supposed to buy ppv for 42 old Wonderboy or Derrick crushing a can?

>>149714247
lol it's not even the worst card so far this year

>>149714247
it's a fight night bud and i agree. They need to stop sucking saudi dick and bring the good fights to their main audience. the saudis can gets magmomadoshermedov #34234 vs nurmamedovmagomedov #446535
i dont care

>>149714277
back off

get em spams

>he doesn't know
us, Georgians are privileged fucks in that department. we can pay 1$ and watch it legally on our Sports channels.

>>149713396
Insane how much of a corelet Gooby is

>>149714213
Fuck you bitch

>>149714045
Planning my self permaheem obviously.

GODzil got ya seethin'

>>149714097
You wouldnt say that to Sedrique Dumbass would you?

First for Tyson TGK Fury

>>149714045
I only watch the morning weigh in shows and maybe 2 early prelim fights per card anyway

brasil
sverige
perfection

>>149713826
damn what a fucking waste of time, Dana is a retard and Tom should've called out Volkov right after his fight with Gane

>>149707472
You know what else is womanlike? Crying like a bitch you little faguette. Don't do it.

>>149713826
ummm jon jones or something

tom aspinall has stated he has an average sized penile

>>149714032
Askren died 4 times

Jamahal "Ginsberg" Hall

Dana accidentally flew to the wrong island and now Trump has him by the balls.

UFC ppvs are shittier than fight night cards from 15 years ago. Chills.

Wtf happened to randy couture? Is he gonna survive? how bad is it?

>>149714510
In the video I saw of him he turned to blood and then a skeleton. I squealed and turned off my monitor, I only just now got the courage to turn it back on

>>149714580
You turned on your monitor

>>149714568
He was shooting a scene for Minecraft 2 where he rides a minecar into a stack of xyience cans and he lost control cause he was cranking his dick very tragic

>>149714592
>>149714594
@grok is this true?

>>149714594
>BEN ASKREN CALLS OUT MASVIDAL FROM HOSPITAL BED!

Two months ago

>>149714607
impressive weight loss method by assream

all he had to do was take a shower

Ben the big ol pussy Askren

>>149714592
Maniac bros, we are so so back

>>149714657
yeah real heemers don’t do that shit never have never will

When will we have the first clitty cage explosion in the cage? I worry for Joe Pyfer

>>149714792
cazzie

>>149714831
worst hair i've ever seen

When you think about it from first principles, a baskeball court really is a better fighting arena than a cage.

>>149714862
some people will always move backwards to the edge of whatever arena they are in

God I'm so incredibly lonely

>>149714277
this

We are all Abus

>>149715082
In britland I bet you are

OHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149715153
>tiktok
Fucking british zoomer faggots

>>149715153
doo cant even handle the recoil on a tec-9

what compelled aldo to telegraphedly blitz in with his chin up against mcgregor anyways

>>149715208
thats a famas tho

>>149715235
dook was shook. gooby tormented him for 2 whole world tours. he just wanted to get it over with

>>149715138
she needs to be facefucked by joe pyfer on camera

>>149715235
He had been mentally heemed before the fight. There was no other outcome regardless of what he did

see also: GM3 vs Khamzat

>>149715270
dude was shook*

>>149715208
>>149715265
these silly canadians wouldn't know a gun if it shot them in the face

>>149715298
how many years of retirement can he handle until he's behind bars do we estimate?

Just realized I can't remember the last time the commentary spoke to how nervous they were right before a main event's about to be underway
UFC is fucking cooked

Which UFC fighters would he win against?

Entire flyweight to lightweight divisions, most welterweights and middleweights, reckon only at lhw he'd start to have problems.

I cant believe Tim Kennedy lied about being awarded a bronze star for valor.

>>149715311
Reminds me of Mike Tyson but there is nothing likeable about him.

>>149715312
islam charles is the last i can remember

>>149715312
who tf remembers commentary

>>149715331
wow some roided meathead we've never seen those guys before

>>149715357
I remember those moments cause they only happen when I'm also nervous to see the result of the fight

how did porrier's hot sauce business survive the trump tarriffs? its produced in ontario, canada.

I literally cannot remember anything Fat Bastard or Rogan say after the night ends.

>>149715363
6'8, 460lb, strongman world champion, not some random roidhead lmao

>>149715371
last thing i remember was joe saying "he's already busted up" right before olivera got heemed

the big show would've had success in mma

would love to see big slow get sent to CTE hell by roy nelson

too bad the other topuria brother took a 6 year hiatus from pro mma

>>149715402
Mayweather knocked him out....doubt it b

>>149715444
big show got brass knucked up

Tom Aspinall's diet is very interesting. He eats like a regular (non-fat) British person. Weetabix, sandwiches, plain vegetables, rice, yoghurt, crisps, tea. Everyone into fitness is having like 4 shakes and 8 chicken breasts a day because they need dat protein for the gains, and he eats like my fucking aunt lmao

>>149714012
>he thinks kadyrov is gonna let him retire

>>149715490
Chippy Butt brain effects all you Birtish sadly

>>149715490
This isn't a flex. The doofus was eating like 3500 calories a day. I think he went to a doctor and fixed that though

>>149715490
diets are a meme

>>149715514
>Chippy Butt
It's chip butty lmao

>>149715490
he was heeming himself until doctor stepped in. fucker is an absolute unit at 265 pounds while being an active athlete and was taking 3k calories.

>sup doc. I'm feeling weak and tired all the time. Oh and my leg snapped for no reason.
>Btw I eat 3500 calories a day if that matters

>>149710609
I was there in tennessneed last year and took a picture of this because i thought it was funny

>>149715535
this. all you need is to get your nutrients and macros in. there's nothing else to do, and you can do that very easily on most diets.

>>149715490
he looked pudgy before the roids

So incredibly lonely

I can't wait to post in the sean Strickland thread

remember this guy

>>149715535
trvke. if you cant outwork a bad diet just end yourself right now

>>149715659
What an ugly pudgy poof

>>149715646
No but he looks like an upstanding citizen

>>149715020
Me too, friend.

>>149715622
Put this song on repeat all day and you'll be with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJdZqBJwcWg

>>149715659
Who is this?

I thought Tim Kennedy was a fucking hero...can't believe he lied to us like that, man

I wish I could heem Hideo kojima the hack

>>149715646
A pair of brothers being so radically different as Fedor and Aleks is the kind of thing you usually only see in fiction where the brother is the secret final villain

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>>149715608
still does just a little less
nigga built like shane gillis

>>149715331
He get stopped by any LW

Ireland went mad promoting Conor McTapper. He is still probably the most famous Irish person in the world.

Wonder why Britain does not promote Tom Aspinall? The best heavyweight fighter in the UFC is an Englishman and it seems like nobody talks about here. Weird.

>>149706755
looks like a pajeet

>>149708765
imagine having a plastic lawn manufactured in China

>>149714359
Goobs is all shoulders, he's wide AF and got like 4 inches of reach on pea head

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>>149714601
Please make one of masvidal running in and doing some super necessary work