De Ridder kinda looks like Craig Jones and tj dillashaw
>Tfw I just posted in the old thread
If I ever get rocked, buddy, I already know I'm shooting for that single leg off rip
When I ever rock my opponent on the feet you guessed right pal, I'm crowding him against the fence and starting a wrestling sequence.
Imma do the ol' gaethje rolling thunder to end the round just know that
I'm gonna wrestle him, that's his world and I'll be totally outclassed but thems the breaks bubba whaddaya gonna do?
If I ever had to fight Khamzat man, first thing Imma do is focus on defensive wrestling and try to neutralize his grappling submission game early. Push him into later rounds and see how his cardio holds up you know? Take Chimaev into deep waters and then try to push my advantages later rounds 4/5.
who is the hope solo of mma
>>149706662I'd probably just insta-heem him like pic-related, but that's my personal style and might not work for you.
>fighter goes to touch gloves
>fart on his glove
pyaat
>>149706755>Xadame after xhe catches AIDS from sharing needles with Grindr trannies
Imagine fighting slightly buzzed
>>149706762Why is your skin so disgusting and leathery?
>>149706762You know damn right what it means
>>149706770Turn on your monitor
Turn on your gas and light a match.
Why did Tim Kennedy lie about being awarded a bronze star during his military service career?
>>149706811a combo of cte and ranking up in call of duty
why are there two threads?
should be three threads minimum
>>149706797I will take your lungs and make them mine
yeah im a broke reddit bitch waddup
>>149706925I will smite you down Ben
>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.
SOON
Dan Hooker is making fat samoan women beat each other up for his amusement
>>149707111Is there a prawlblem?
you're attacking my family
THIS IS THE FUCKEN THREAD YOU GUYS
>>149707160sorry I didnt know they were your legos
>>149707170fucken benchoid why is she staring like that
>>149707185Mauri has that effect on the italian ladies
>>149707111Dan might unironically be a successful small time promoter after all this
>>149707109>Dustin took my undefeated record. He took my 13-fight win streak. I'm gonna take his retirement fight. CHILLS
just heemed with my meng
twice
honestly the homeless in my area are a delight
>>149707185>>149707248Misinterpretation. NEVER cry in front of a female. She spotted weakness.
>>149707334Women dont care about this shit
They only care if you are tall, attractive and commit evil acts like being a serial killer
Nothing else
And caring about what other think is gay and cucked
Womanlike behavior
Where has joe ever said โpeople forget manโ
>>149707588Joe? That's a Bedtime MMA quote
If I was emperor of the world I would slap Jon Anik's bald head. But im not.
I've seen enough. Book Volk vs Askren for the 145 strap.
>>149707699do you like my image for (op)?
>>149706457 (OP)>Heavyweight Bout vs Buday ArlovskyChills.
>>149707735oof tough crowd
Who the hell is Dejuan Lane? This dude Austen had a deedpoll?
>>149706755>antivaxxer gets pneumonia from untreated flu>two good lungs wasted on him, just so he can continue to shill crypto on his social media
volkanovski chicken jockey
>>149707818Volk would take that chicken and turn it into a delicious Chicken Caeser Salad Sandwich.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DL5oUV_R9_S/?igsh=NDJ4dTlzZ25zdDEw
lawler tapped, masvidal was a fluke, jake paul was an early stoppage
>>149707926Based truth-teller
>>149707776Those TKO racists are changing the performers names. In a few months we will get fights like Ahmed Fiziev vs Muammar Dariush and K'von Holland vs *click noises* Gorimbo...
>>149707926Grok is this true?
Has the wahrani given us a 23andHakim for toblerone toby yet
>>149708330Who the fuck is toblerone toby ?
And im not from oran
Put me in there against merab, he isn't ready for the pressure I can push
>>149708343That's what we need your keen eye for
>>149708378Look Afro-American to me
>>149708400London I'm afraid
>>149708378Why do you keep posting this picture of me
>>149708378>how did you know that I am in Paris?
>>149708554You mix that negro with that Creole
Make a Texas bama
The last thing holloway will see before getting heemed
>Mandalena, why you so nervous man? You hev to relax.
>>149708703jiri had exams actually
Heeminder that I clearly felt a tap.
if Dricus beats Khamzat how will boomers cope to pretend that Anderson Silva is still the middleweight GOAT ?
>>149708838Chimaev will be his only good win. Izzy is flushed. Rob is flushed. Strickraped was Strickraped, is shit. Everyone else he's fought is mid.
>>149708731dricus said on a podcast somewhere that he thought rob must have slipped or something at first
send 2-3 years Perth and forget
>>149708868after the fight khamzat will be called never good
>>149707776dudes having a cte episode hes getting heemed round one
>>14970883810 titles defences vs like 3?
>>149708765>everyone on this photo is taller than topturia
I have that bug where I cant see the flags
>>149708905Finnish post
you hev to wait 120 second before post brazza u now dis
The Brazza is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Russian and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: โIโve been found out.โ
>>149708901title defenses against Teddy McBumfuck don't count
Dricus beat way higher level of opponents
>>149708946He only needs one overhand
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Schaub has gone super saiyan!
I come to your country. I walk like a king in your streets.
I speak in english. I fuck you in english.
>>149709054A cry for help
Joe Rogan's kicks sound like gunshots
>>149709015Is Santiago Ponzinibbio the MW GOAT for beating Strickraped too
>>149709054niggas when their hair makes them look 50 but they don't want to dye it
>>149709015dricus beat sean strickland and pre-raped jizzy.
Benchaim ass should have died so we dont have to look at his ghoul face holy shit i hate this guy more than ever.
I followed them. And i regret it.
>>149709010Brazzas would put would end your life if you called them russians
>>149709282I dont get why people are upset with having grey/white hair
>tuco tokkos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKMcSBlHYok
>>149709203turn on my monitor
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>>149709627Puts your monitor on sleep mode
**Brazzas** (n., slang): Informal term referring to Brazilians, often used affectionately or playfully to denote people from Brazil. *Example*: "The Brazzas brought the samba vibes to the party!"
ilia knocked that brazza out cold and now he's going to fight someone from dagestan
>>149708754he already passed them, he's in Greece actually
>>149709524for women i get it but not men
looks pretty weird when you get them at a young age though
>>149709758The famous Australian Greek, Volkanovski?
>>149709776since I got around 35 my red hair mostly face has started showing grey/white, I look like a big slavic scumbag that gets mobilized to go be blown up in the first 20 minutes
snipe dana in his bald egg head
I'm the tallest midget in the UFC baby
Why did Francis try to sacrifice Randy Couture?
>>149709880Many are asking this
dann รผberqueren Sie die Straรe
>>149709898Why did Brendan Schaub decapitate his own son and use his head as a speed bag?
>>149709923his son threatened to volume punch him
put a 4 up if you pour up nig
>>149709923his son was a tad too close to his wife
>>149710036Why does he have a carthaginian symbol on his short
>>149710036aren't they building a concentration camp in rafah rn, seems like it is all over for paul stein
>>149709054Blud thinks he's on the team
What's up guys, Ben Askren here
>>149710054>Week 80 of the two-week special military operation into this besieged strip of land the size of Las Vegas city
Hey cormier you still there ?
Yeah bro I'm here
>>149710054Ari hellwanis are losing on all fronts
Daniel Cormier uses Grok AI
Jon Jones partnered up with Jimmy Johns
>>149708360OOOOOOH MY GOOOODNESS!
>>149709054The CTE is getting bad, Schaub is beginning to think he's Kevin Randleman (rip)
>>149710366Dana is presenting a lot of cock shame here
None of you are capable of taking a life. I am and have done so many times.4mjth
>>149710366If I see small brown woman like this I give her my big inbred BWC
>>149710341its the lawsuit
I will force Dana to watch after EASILY overpowering him and putting him in his PowerSLAP clit cage
mma isn't real fighting unless dana white makes attacking the dick legal
Is it true Dana created power slap to try memory hole when he boxed the bleedin' head off his Mrs in a club?
There is NOTHING more Reddit than thinking Volkov deserves a title shot over Gane. Like congrats, you've reached the acme of Reddit.
>>149710427>short grocery list under her titwhy do women do this
>>149710452volk is already champ and in any case why would gane go down to fatherwait?
>>149710427Mrs Schaub is beautiful
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>>149710446Dana has memory holed the world about that event by replacing their conscious thoughts with shitty mma cards, just cant stop that bald fuckin goof!
>Dana I need your help to memory hole this whole Epstein crap
>>149710537Easy, just turn Little St James Island into a new UFC Fight island
>>149710484Latinx boy clitty in your case I fear.
>>149710609what the helly
They call me "The Stinky Heemer".
>>149710722American smell?
Volk specializes in wonking noses, his special technique is the Macedonian shuffle, a jab so slick it wonked 30 schnouzes
>the secret ingredient? It's gotta be fresh. You gotta crook the nose just right, get that perfect bend. It opens the senses, disrupts the balance.
go smash a burger patty with an insect covered brick ya stupid australian commie
Had to shave for a job interview and I'm fucking pissed. Should I convert to Islam so I can claim people are being Islamophobic?
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>>149710940i bought an electric razor to trim down to a stubble instead of a clean shave, it's convenient
>>149710957I feel like my stubble doesn't look good though. Clean shaven looks fine though.
>You gotta marinate the schnouze, the churka might think he is slick but a lil tap tap on that wonk nose brings a lil sautรฉ texture to the curved shnouze.
>>149710970You should show them your best heem post during the interview
>tfw you about to wonk a taco's nose
>>149710983Fuck man I just started my day and you ruined it
>>149711005Frankly there's too many, showing my entire catalogue of excellent posts could come off poorly.
VolkGOD got the Pisslam babies seething now that he's champ and Shitslam isn't
SlamDaddy concussed the Volkabussy
>>149711027i think youd be surprised
>It's wonked, it's marinated, it speaks for itself.
Chills.
how does tony fare in this matchup
Notice how despite the immense slop Volk applies to his burger, it holds its form beautifully. Dana pays a team of lackeys to make his and it drips with grease. Sad!
volk won the fight but not the sanctioned mma bout
>>149711115jack's team should study the last two minutes of this fight and first few minutes of the dustin fight. there's a gameplan to beat islam and it starts in the pocket
>>149710366SLAP THAT BITCH!
>>149710366this was dana white's darkest moment easily
>>149711172Ooooh he should strike???
>>149711248>0-3 in the UFCit's time to head back to the paint factory bro
>>149711207Jellybean gave Dana such a brutal orgasm he's never recovered
2 months ago the mysteriously named JDM defeated the Lion of the Gaza Strip and Chicago Belal The Prophet Muhammad in an action packed 5 round thriller
>>149710406wait his name is literally money berg?
>>149707847since when is volk a food youtuber
>>149711371His youtube comments are full of people saying they found him through cooking prior to fighting
>>149711292>The shakingCanadian Food is too spicy for the average United Statian
>>149708731preview of reddit rob vs the riddler
>>149711055How do you know its me you fucking puke? Respectfully
Topuria would heem Canelo
>>149711236im talking about a slight weakness islam has in pocket in regards to his defense and openings during the takedown attempts, but if you want to reduce it to
>huuur fistssure, retard
the ufc needs to let krav maga fighters compete
then the idf will be able to show the world its power
>>149711619why do these guys get like 50 million per fight again
how do you not get exhausted from being an inbred schizo that repeats the same things over to no one
bongs be like let me get a chip butty
>>149711774nowt wrong with a cheeky chip butty
>>149711767boxing is gambling racket
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>>149711774chip butty is more of a desperation food you make when you've not got much in. i wouldn't order it at an establishment
>>149711774actually love em
just how bad is derrick lewis
>>149711780>>149711808>>149711824I'm not even a bong but I was making chip buttys the week before I graduated from uni because I ran out of food. Actually a pretty great sandwich if I'm being honest.
>>149711831he lost to gane
>>149711833a fry sandwich
>>149711864Thanks ChatGPT.
>>149711833for sure, its not something you actively seek out but if you go fishing or decide to have fish n chips its nice
>>149711864ngl famalam sounds bussin id rape for one of those rn
we dont eat that crap here
no you eat dogs instead chinaboy
shut up gayman. yeah you, you know who you are
dee doos defending a french fry sandwitch
>>149711886damn dana has a big brain
>>149711918Belal is funny if he wasn't the most boring fighter in history inside the cage I would boy him
>>149711918This doo eats french fries covered in dookie lmao.
Derrick Lewis vs Joaba Tallison. A fight
>>149711712Wow so smart!!! Jacky should boxy!!! You get a happy meal!!
Jack's team should simply give up and concede the loss because there is no way to beat Islam Makhachev who is unbeatable
poirer fight was the pre-flush, he's still that good though which is why tsarukyan ducked him
>>149711937Belial Moloch vs Ari Azazel
breaking into prison to save war machine
I have to pre-flush at work cuz niggas leave schaub marks in the toilet
Hey Jack, you're done. You're in the big leagues now. Pack it up, kid. Islam Makhachev is just different.
Hey, Jack. You got nothin', kiddo. Snake eyes. The inbred freak always wins
I leave the turd floating and let the flushcuck deal with it
I shit next to the toilet and let the jannies clean it up.
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Just got off the phone with Giacomo, or Jack, as I call him. He was crying and screaming in despair ahead of his matchup with Islam Makhachev at the iconic Madison Square Garden venue
Might enjoy a chip butteh during ufc pre lims
Derrick Lewis despite his obesity and age and clinical retardation is still giving roughly 35% at the gym. What's your excuse?
>>149712340Women are repulsed by me in public.
>>149712364Understandable, have a nice day
>>149711414Bros, id jump off if I ever got on top if such a high building. Anyone else like that?
>>149712364Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make then they call me ugly and poor.
>>149712420I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend. Cut ties with all the lies you've been living in
i wish i was a raped bitch like nash
Alright back I'm what have I missed
>>149712577ben askren died 4 times
do it look like I was left off bad and bougie?
the balls being hot thing was the only worthwhile moment on the card of conors return fight against khabib
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lewis got that flying knee ko and sucked ever since
>>149712769This was before emmett made him retarded
The only good card in the next month is the abu dhabi card
Jesus Christ how fucking grim
Just how good was UFC 317
Ilia "The Penis Warmer" Topturo
I can't tell if hap loves Dragonball or Ru Paul
>>149713150I can't tell if hap is pooh shiesty or spottem gottem
>>149713036It was honestly pretty mediocre, Van vs Royval really made the card pop
Sleem
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>>149713017Heard you was talking bout me b?
>>149713211Dustbin peahead poo-irier will get pieced up and zeemed and heemed by max
another level to the game is soon to be revealed
>>149711767boxing has always been accompanied by a gambling den. at some point, they could even dictate the results beforehand. that still happens at lower level.
>>149713150*Ron Paul
hap is a liberty chad
>>149713313chills b
fucking chills
>>149713211It was at this moment, I knew Gooby was fucked. Dustdaddy was too girthy and strong for him
>>149713313Crazy how smiff flushed peturdo i remember people here thought he was the future after that tyson pedo fight
Wtf bros? I thought brazzas were supposed to be trad family types. Khabib retired to spend time with Mazza after all(if you don't count him moving to the UAE to build a new super gym)
>>149713431isnt lhamzat the only chechen tho
how do u heem your survival instincts so u can kys urself
>>149713472just sit down, listen and be humble
>>149713472do something great instead, change the world for the better on the way out
daniel mother fucking cormier
>>149713472drink maybe
also isolating yourself from people you care about probably helps
>>149713472you have to have no other option
>>149713472Overdosing on drugs seems like the simplest way
>>149713472Bullet to the head by John Woo
Hey guys, big UFC fan here
Whats the news about Conor? Whens that total animal gonna get back in the fucking Octagon?
idk how to swim but i wear swimming shorts at home
i feel like charles oliviera does the same as well
>>149713472pick a fight with me i look like complete shit so you'll think "there's no way this fag could kill me" and then i'll absolutely weem the fuck out of you
iโm going to live to enjoy the cinematic dariush title run
>/heem/ actually thought conor would ever fight again
>>149713606he's main eventing the White House card against Diego Brandao
>>149713599low success rate though
guns, hanging and drowning are the best way to self heem. The first two should be painless too
>>149713627i didnโt but my iq is quite advanced of the average /heem/ster. i knew it was over the night chris weidman made his comeback against brad tavares and conor was posting voice memos on twitter during the fight singing wonโt back down. he was obviously watching to see how a one legged fighter could perform and rooting for the chris to succeedโฆ. but when he didnโt succeed and got cooked conor decided right then, whether he knew it himself or not, that he would never be fighting again
If I don't get this job I'll have no choice but to permaheem myself time.
>>149713472get drunk really late at night and grab the car keys. just don't heem your bro along with you.
stop talking about sewer slide you faggots, its a derrick lewis fight week
get exited about another derrick lewis headliner
>>149713777If I ever have to watch another Derrick Lewis fight I'll permaheem myself before I get interview information back.
>>149713811hes fighting a tall brazilian with a fake fight record
Day 348 of Asspinall not fighting anyone. Why is he such a duck
>>149712639What a selfish prick
>>149713826hes ducking stipe
>>149713826holy fuck it actually has been almost a year
bryce mitchell fell off, he was undefeated for a while and people were calling him the khabib of the south
>>149713826I'd be demotivated too if I was married to a p*le and had retards for children
>>149713863that old bat Emmett claimed the poor soul and permaflushed him with a single KO
is hanging the only suicide method guaranteed to succeed
i tried researching this but google thinks i want to kill myself and is cockblocking me
Emmett has the same jannie say corr that Luke Thomas has the opposite of Mitchell's aura hmm much to think about
If you kill yourself, you lost the story
>>149713896What's your IC code?
>>149713313tony f'n petrino. movie.
>>149713653Hanging is only painless if you know the exact combination of rope thickness and drop height required for your bodyweight to snap the neck. Most people won't be able to do that, and will just strangle themselves on the rope for a minute until they pass out from lack of oxygen
>>149713911I already lost meng.
>>149713896it is guaranteed but you most likely won't break the neck and dangle around until your brain shuts down. not to mention that is a troon way of suicide. 4chink approved way of hanging is putting a thick rope on your neck and jumping off the bridge.
>>149713826Top of my head, I cannot remember his last fight or who he fought.
can justin gaethje rub his belly and pat his head at the same time
>Fight Gane? Almeida? Nah mate I'll duck and get me chip butty
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kumquat is rumored to be calling it quits after 319 due to aids
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1943363005502361687
>>149714012kek this hue monkey said DDP was injured and put Ben in early grave but he might be right this time.
Since youโve stopped watching ufc, what have you been doing with the time youโve freed up?
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i have chills
>>149713979yeah i always figured getting strangled was how most people died doing it
seems hard to break your neck without a proper gallows
>>149714058they robbed my boy woodson because they are afraid of his rise
>>149714090he was about to grow wings they had to call the fight
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>heem me up inside
>>149714045checking up on heem and pw looking for something to make me laugh
>>149714118she doest look happy
>>149714142shes tired, babies are energy vampires
>>149714118at last, fat post pregnancy olivi titties
Brazil is the worst poster. Never seen anything from xer that wasn't pure dogshit. Nothing insightful. Nothing funny. Just mental retardation every time.
>>149714155i thig she realized she just gave birth to a mexican mutant midget freak
I'm going to assume not IC1 in which case as you were
>>149714118She was really working UFC events until the last possible second
anyway who the fuck thought making a card this bad was a good idea. any single fight from from Abu Dhabi card headlining it could at least make it semi-watchable. are you supposed to buy ppv for 42 old Wonderboy or Derrick crushing a can?
>>149714247lol it's not even the worst card so far this year
>>149714247it's a fight night bud and i agree. They need to stop sucking saudi dick and bring the good fights to their main audience. the saudis can gets magmomadoshermedov #34234 vs nurmamedovmagomedov #446535
i dont care
>WTF dana this card is shit (like the color of my skin). How am I going to enjoy illegally streaming it?
>he doesn't know
us, Georgians are privileged fucks in that department. we can pay 1$ and watch it legally on our Sports channels.
>>149713396Insane how much of a corelet Gooby is
>>149714213Fuck you bitch
>>149714045Planning my self permaheem obviously.
>>149714097You wouldnt say that to Sedrique Dumbass would you?
>>149714045I only watch the morning weigh in shows and maybe 2 early prelim fights per card anyway
>>149713826damn what a fucking waste of time, Dana is a retard and Tom should've called out Volkov right after his fight with Gane
>>149707472You know what else is womanlike? Crying like a bitch you little faguette. Don't do it.
>>149713826ummm jon jones or something
tom aspinall has stated he has an average sized penile
>>149714032Askren died 4 times
Dana accidentally flew to the wrong island and now Trump has him by the balls.
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UFC ppvs are shittier than fight night cards from 15 years ago. Chills.
Wtf happened to randy couture? Is he gonna survive? how bad is it?
>>149714510In the video I saw of him he turned to blood and then a skeleton. I squealed and turned off my monitor, I only just now got the courage to turn it back on
>>149714580You turned on your monitor
>>149714568He was shooting a scene for Minecraft 2 where he rides a minecar into a stack of xyience cans and he lost control cause he was cranking his dick very tragic
>>149714594>BEN ASKREN CALLS OUT MASVIDAL FROM HOSPITAL BED!
>>149714607impressive weight loss method by assream
all he had to do was take a shower
Ben the big ol pussy Askren
>>149714592Maniac bros, we are so so back
>>149714657yeah real heemers donโt do that shit never have never will
When will we have the first clitty cage explosion in the cage? I worry for Joe Pyfer
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>>149714831worst hair i've ever seen
When you think about it from first principles, a baskeball court really is a better fighting arena than a cage.
>>149714862some people will always move backwards to the edge of whatever arena they are in
God I'm so incredibly lonely
>>149715082In britland I bet you are
>Interview was just an interview for the real interview
>>149715153>tiktokFucking british zoomer faggots
>>149715153doo cant even handle the recoil on a tec-9
what compelled aldo to telegraphedly blitz in with his chin up against mcgregor anyways
>>149715208thats a famas tho
>>149715235dook was shook. gooby tormented him for 2 whole world tours. he just wanted to get it over with
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>>149715138she needs to be facefucked by joe pyfer on camera
>>149715235He had been mentally heemed before the fight. There was no other outcome regardless of what he did
see also: GM3 vs Khamzat
>>149715270dude was shook*
>>149715208>>149715265these silly canadians wouldn't know a gun if it shot them in the face
>>149715298how many years of retirement can he handle until he's behind bars do we estimate?
Just realized I can't remember the last time the commentary spoke to how nervous they were right before a main event's about to be underway
UFC is fucking cooked
Which UFC fighters would he win against?
Entire flyweight to lightweight divisions, most welterweights and middleweights, reckon only at lhw he'd start to have problems.
I cant believe Tim Kennedy lied about being awarded a bronze star for valor.
>>149715311Reminds me of Mike Tyson but there is nothing likeable about him.
>>149715312islam charles is the last i can remember
>>149715312who tf remembers commentary
>>149715331wow some roided meathead we've never seen those guys before
>>149715357I remember those moments cause they only happen when I'm also nervous to see the result of the fight
how did porrier's hot sauce business survive the trump tarriffs? its produced in ontario, canada.
I literally cannot remember anything Fat Bastard or Rogan say after the night ends.
>>1497153636'8, 460lb, strongman world champion, not some random roidhead lmao
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>>149715371last thing i remember was joe saying "he's already busted up" right before olivera got heemed
the big show would've had success in mma
would love to see big slow get sent to CTE hell by roy nelson
too bad the other topuria brother took a 6 year hiatus from pro mma
>>149715402Mayweather knocked him out....doubt it b
>>149715444big show got brass knucked up
Tom Aspinall's diet is very interesting. He eats like a regular (non-fat) British person. Weetabix, sandwiches, plain vegetables, rice, yoghurt, crisps, tea. Everyone into fitness is having like 4 shakes and 8 chicken breasts a day because they need dat protein for the gains, and he eats like my fucking aunt lmao
>>149714012>he thinks kadyrov is gonna let him retire
>>149715490Chippy Butt brain effects all you Birtish sadly
>>149715490This isn't a flex. The doofus was eating like 3500 calories a day. I think he went to a doctor and fixed that though
>>149715490diets are a meme
>>149715514>Chippy ButtIt's chip butty lmao
>>149715490he was heeming himself until doctor stepped in. fucker is an absolute unit at 265 pounds while being an active athlete and was taking 3k calories.
>sup doc. I'm feeling weak and tired all the time. Oh and my leg snapped for no reason.
>Btw I eat 3500 calories a day if that matters
>>149710609I was there in tennessneed last year and took a picture of this because i thought it was funny
>>149715535this. all you need is to get your nutrients and macros in. there's nothing else to do, and you can do that very easily on most diets.
>>149715490he looked pudgy before the roids
I can't wait to post in the sean Strickland thread
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>>149715535trvke. if you cant outwork a bad diet just end yourself right now
>>149715659What an ugly pudgy poof
>>149715646No but he looks like an upstanding citizen
>>149715020Me too, friend.
>>149715622Put this song on repeat all day and you'll be with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJdZqBJwcWg
I thought Tim Kennedy was a fucking hero...can't believe he lied to us like that, man
I wish I could heem Hideo kojima the hack
>>149715646A pair of brothers being so radically different as Fedor and Aleks is the kind of thing you usually only see in fiction where the brother is the secret final villain
>>149715608still does just a little less
nigga built like shane gillis
>>149715331He get stopped by any LW
Ireland went mad promoting Conor McTapper. He is still probably the most famous Irish person in the world.
Wonder why Britain does not promote Tom Aspinall? The best heavyweight fighter in the UFC is an Englishman and it seems like nobody talks about here. Weird.
>>149706755looks like a pajeet
>>149708765imagine having a plastic lawn manufactured in China
>>149714359Goobs is all shoulders, he's wide AF and got like 4 inches of reach on pea head
>>149714594>>149714601Please make one of masvidal running in and doing some super necessary work