Thread 150088317

First for absolutely SUCKING on dicks

(I love Jon Jones btw)

post early stoppages

shit thread

*starts to be overly complimentary of a European country*
*Lower their guard*
*Heem them*
heh

I dont get it

>>150088408
this one's actually pretty good, especially after that abomination of a thread we just had

>>150088343
based typical mma fan

>>150088426
add it to the list of other things you don't get like pussy

that Tiara fella look like a monkey

Yess

purple toby's being noncey again

>>150088524
What are you on about now? Do you ever give it a rest?

Sean O'Malley: A career in retrospect

yea im a badass

can you provide me a dossier with profiles on all the thread regulars k thx

The Sugar Confessions

what would you do if your opponent fouled you and the ref stopped the fight and awarded your opponent the win because he fouled you

dubs

>>150088465
Is that lee thomas the veteran and mma journalist?

>>150088601
jester type fighter

>>150088601
illlia is ducking this guy

>>150088596
talmbout strikes to the back of the head b? cry about it, probably

>>150088617
krazy horse

>>150088653
kek what a lil bitch

>>150088583
Why are you keeping a track on how much a mans Bum grows? A lot of you guys are just plain unsettling

i've had enough
*unzips pants and slices off own cock*

>>150088717
Hi Tai! How's the pig lard looking today? Will you be deep frying or poaching it?

>>150088655
That's not almeida who's that

The cleanliness after a bath hits different than a shower

>>150088502
Just realised I forgot to quite the fella

>>150088260

It gets so boring when Finn isn't here

(don't tell him I said that)

>>150088809
I am quite the fella aren't I!

one thing they don't tell you about blood chokes is that it hurts your asshole real bad

>>150088601
chat is this real

Mighty mouse was never good he just stat padded against landscapers and day laborers

heeminder strickland is suspended infinitely from mma competition

>>150088981
yeah and jon is retired and conor has a fight booked

>>150088963
that's everyone with defences in 2 digits.

>>150088842
Haha yes you are, never forget that :D

>>150088981
i thought it was just in nevada. but the ufc is also based in nevada so its most likely taht hes banned from all mma competition. at laest until his hearing (considering it all goes his way)

>nobody:.........
>brit posters: nonces, bbc, men's bums, finnish cum
worst posters by far. I would unironically gut them with a bowie knife if I ever saw one of these buttertooth'd fairies irl

>>150088725
is there a version without the retarded text above it?

>>150089057
Oh my god it's the blowjob brothers run!

>>150089059
You don't even know what a nonsense is. Fuck off and stop trying to get in with the motherland shit

>>150088940
I dont know much about this guy but he looks too young to have served in nam I think its iraq b

>>150089057
generally if they are banned from one commission the other commission honor the ban too even though technically they are only banned in that one state.

>>150089069
They were supposed to not be friends, thats what makes it even funnier

>>150089069
i think chris curtis is more salty than salty jamahal hill. weepy as fuck

>>150089098
its true for the msot part, but i think strickland can kinda get away with it, but it will be a large problem taht would be ebtter if it wasnt there.
im not sure, but i think it was the california commission that allowed jones to fight after tha picogram bullshit. i think they would probably allow sean to fight, but still that just one

Strickland gym is full of retards kek

I just got hungry and thought to do some Egg rice.

Pot with hardened sticky rice on the bottom to have to wash, Bowl for mixing, oily fucking PAN, Plate, Fork, clean off cooker. Was it really worth it?

Big mistake, big big mistake

Sometimes you just don't realise how much work something so simple entails until you do it and remember

paige van zant peeing

I'm not mad at you brothaman I know you can't help it but your entire ethnicity must be destroyed, no offense meant.

>>150089143
the picogram case was different. the one commission had the blessing of the other commission and would have done it themselves but we're closed for the holidays.
im not seeing strickland fighting in the states until the ban is lifted

>tfw im so smart that even gane sent me a letter
everytime i walki into the thread i think you are so dumby more than me

>>150089169
I'm not here to please you.

>>150089280
iirc, anyway

Yeah, yeah
Real playas up in here now
Represent
Y'all talkin all that shit bout
Suckas lickin on ya
All day, ya back up ya crack
You talkin to a real playa now, girl
For real, I don't go first

(You want me to) Do it now, do it good
Lick dat pussy jus like I should
Right now, lick it good
Suck yo pussy jus like I should
Yo neck, yo back
Lick yo pussy and yo crack
Yo neck, yo back
Lick yo pussy and yo crack

I know you ladies pop that pussy so quick,
But now it's time to make sure you suck dis dick
Wavin yo hands all up in tha air,
Better recognize when you see a real player
All about tha game, if you ain't about dat
Ain't nobody tryina get a thang out ya cat (but some money)
Now what you gon do for me?
Cuz I get done first, usually
If ya can't make it happen, then we got problems
Speak into tha mic girl, we can solve em
Open up wide, it's time to get live
While I put this thang inside

So lick it now, lick it good
Suck dis dick jus like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck my dick jus like you should
That's it, like dat
Lick my dick, and my sack
Don't quit, like dat
Lick my dick, and my sack
Yeah bitch, like dat
Lick my dick, and my sack
Don't trip, like dat
Lick my dick, and my sack

First, ya gotta take yo tongue
Stick it out, up and down, let it run
All around my dick and balls
Let the spit drip from ya jaws
Get hype wit it, it's yo chance
Squeeze my dick, let it slide in yo hands
Don't stop til ya make me cum
After me, give my homeboy some
Busting nuts all in yo face
Open wide, I know ya love that taste
The best head comes from real hoes
I get big like a dildo

Yo neck, yo back
Lick yo pussy and yo crack
Yo neck, yo back
Lick yo pussy and yo crack

Yo neck, yo back
Lick yo pussy and yo crack
Yo neck, yo back
Lick yo pussy and yo crack

>>150089385
only asia can save mma heavyweight

This is so boring

*heems you*
cant be bored when you're unconscious

>>150089385
Sapp is so fucking pathetic

>>150088981
Nigger, look at the video, Strickland was 110 kg obese when he got suspended, he's not looking for a fight anyways

>>150089498
holy fucking GOATed blue shirt

>>150089385
He's such a baby, he just hates getting hurt. The idiot doesn't realise he won't if he's the aggressor and knocks the other guy out though. Infuriating.

When he wants to fight he can fucking fight

>>150089516
you mean aqua?

I don't know why I came back just to post that pointless comment. Going again

>>150089498
He literally piled them up like he was planning to set fire to their corpses

This still up? Ari said speed up the ppm

>>150089498
Heem everyone

>>150089545
*Agua.

They will call me the deontay wilder of mma

Khalil will heem Jireddit

>>150089097
He was there. That son of a bitch. Scaled a thirty foot tree just to dangle children from his own bootlaces.

>>150089498
HOLY FUCKING BLUE GINGER RAGE

CHAAAAMAAAA

We're at that time of the yera when we start seeing fight cards announced for winter, and the time bears down on us as another year passes, and we cannot bear our circumstance, but we seem stuck in a box, and we are not sure how to get out, except for maybe asking out a girl.

that's legit the most whirlwind heeming I have seen in years

>>150089498
this is what happens when you raise a kid on gomad and bbq

>>150089353
https://youtu.be/f8r-hMQzRXk?si=jQgW7nPYmcZp44_Q

>>150089498
me in the back using my boys as meat shields

>>150088601
great foot work, could be a very dangerous fighter

how to have aura as a 5'6 man

>>150089824
That's the good Russian roids right there dudes face looks like a nerd no way he lifts hard

>>150089824
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYCgi36iaZM

>>150089868
that's peter john man

Who'd win Islam Makachev or Larry the Lobster?

>>150088601
imagine if the redhead in the heem video came into frame after knocking out a dozen men dancing like this, pure kino

>>150089919
Y'all falling off hard with the MMA memes these suck

I followed me

I like jochua van but goddamn doesnt he talks like a dumb nigger

Arman and khazmat outside the Wynn nightclub circa 2025

I follow Finland

Alright handsanitizer la'?

I'm not swedish but I plan on Finland that pussy up

>>150090154
This dude is devlin on the dee

that man has a rambunctious attitude about him and dare I say I'm, afraid

As a man of few words, preferring passion and belief as a shield to be carried out upon, I am bemused to careless and reckless dialog for no other purpose than to make myself heard among the masses plagued by willful ignorance. However, there is an appropriate, and even required time for the head of a family to speak out. And, this is such a time.

>>150089498
Ginge from Shard End

Wagg to the trugg for a beastly digg sugg

Nips won

>>150090214
Share your concerns as fleeting as Im sure they are

Imagine what a success Askren could have been if he could only put the bong down for 2 fucking days.

heem

>>150089498
At 0.21 that dude is a fucking simp pussy for not absolutely heeming the ginger after he missed with two haymakers on him seconds earlier zero fight IQ amongst these wankers

>>150090176
I dont see the contradiction b its just northside Dublin doing northside Dublin things

I had better fights on my itouch back in ms

>>150090286
talm bout u touched the teachers hawlg b?

>>150090268
lol I noticed that too, I was all wow he slipped it he should have RIPPED IT

>>150090268
they're probably drunk.

>>150090346
he just lacks the ability to act, many people have this problem. they shit go down, and despite the fact they are more than capable they just stare listlessly. smart phones havent helped that either

>>150090374
You couldn't act even if you were casted in a Tyler Perry movie

>>150090266
Livin' the dream.

>>150090572
old testament type shit

Do you think Dana is mad about Khabib sharing all the fight news last night because he would have preferred to have the ufc make an announcement that he will go live on Instagram in the war room and announce them himself.

>>150090425
If I was in a Tyler Perry movie I wouldn't have to act you stupid fucking cocksucker

A superior fight IQ beats even the most trained fighter

my walk out song would be the gfl trailer song

#protectyourneck

my walk out song would be the perfect strangers theme. I'd slap hands and hug everyone on the way to the cage. The song would loop. By everyone, I mean everyone. I will be smiling a huge pearly shit eating grin, and giving thumbs up while the crowd boos me straight back to my shit state and even Dana himself stands up and is giving the cut this off sign to his throat. Then I get in the cage.

>>150090720
This gif makes me crave a cup of ramen noodles

*directs you to the exit*

SPLINTAH?
IT'S OVAH

So is shrimpdick kill?

>>150090859
probably not

*spots a chicken wing on the floor*

>>150090898
So glad we have young BWC BVLLS carrying the division now instead of this gertiatric SBC fatso

>>150090814
how about a cuppa these balls in your face after I HEEM you unconscious and begin making fart noises with my armpit on you body

*heems you with telekinesis*

Is that what you want you silly bitch? For me to straight up get silly wild and send your BITCH ASS PACKING? YOU READY TO GO HOME? 10K CONTRACT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA HUH GOOF?

Made a sandwich.

as ever before, I stand alone, my enemies heemed, their throats caught and their eyes wavering. Yep, this is how it goes on the 'nets

AGP Trannyspinall(She likes to watch)

BRO YOU JUST WON $100 AT THE CASINO CALL IT A NIGHT YOU GREEDY KID

I heard Aspinall is having heart trouble is this true?

>>150091060
She has ass troubles alright

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>150091038
Kek bitch lookin all cross eyed bruh

She wears the interim chastity belt. and xer Jondaddy has the keys

Tom made Jon retire. Levels.

*submits to her Blaydesadddy in your path*

>>150091038
>>150091073
based monkee poster

ROY NELSON KILL JON JOMES KNIGER ASS

>>150091172
Pristine hairline.

I’m seeing a lot of posts with no replies. You all are trying to be the most provocative but not getting the dopamine from someone responding.

Tomala AGPinall likes wearing her interim clitty cage when Sexual Chocolate Jones is in the vicinity

>>150090043
People forget man

>>150091221
true

Grok generate me gay aspinall photos heheh

Me to Brazil haters

>>150091233
shes nuts, but hes crazier than she
and god help anyone who disrespects his queen

Nothing wrong with being 5'4" society needs plumbers and farmers

Ayo Grok can you make an image of African Dana White

sometimes I want to choke you guys and make you realize Diego Sanchez deserved better

any moment now

@Grok generate a video of UFC Featherweight Champion Alexander Volkanovski cooking a burger

finnish legend osama bin laden

>>150089544
He just prefers the security of losing

>>150091233
How does he do it?

why would a finn support a lebanese living and training in Ireland

>>150091338
they're nice people

boxing is not a martial art

>>150091338
its an international it of mystery

>>150091338
He makes good Shawarma

*AI make video of Chama become samurai big lips greasy brows and say I come for u soon

>>150091314
has anyone told volk that smashing raw meat with a desiccated insect covered brick isn't really a good idea? I hope not, I hope he fucking dies. He was always a bum

Theres nothing wrong with supporting a fellow countryman

I’m beginning to suspect there aren’t any real Finns posting here

I can relate to Luke with being ridiculously good looking and handsome who also hangs song, a true man dime.

>>150091412
t-sperg is sexier, homo

Any moment now

>>150091274
Do you have the tap counter one? I can't find it anywhere.

>>150091427
https://onlyfans.com/onlyfans

>>150091424
Technically speaking refusing to fight is a admission of defeat and Tony legally won this fight. Is their any fighter with worst luck than Tony Ferguson? Could make a movie about his rise and fall

>>150091488
cuckbib is a tragic waste of human life
prime ducky
#notmyduck

Top 5 most wanted UFC meng photos:

1. Joe Rogan
2. Neil Magny
3. Luke Rockhold
4. Derrick Lewis
5. Ilia Topuria
6. Paddy Pimblett during a corn syrup binges

ion wan see no hawlgs

You don't get off the stool the fights over

>>150091394
germs aren't real you fucking mark

>>150091427
Should definitely move down a weight class, 5'2 is gonna suck at flyweight

>>150091394
that's how you build an immune system you giant puss

>>150091557
>smashes you with FULL DDP
um u were saying?

Has the webm of when sharas nose got shattered dropped yet or is Ali sliding it

fuck you dustbin

>>150091605
yeah

>>150091662
average frenchman at work

>>150091427
Where's the meng?

We have khazmat at home the khazmat at home shartbullet.jpg

sometimes I get a moment and remember mma and ufc used to be cool, and now look at it. it's very bad

which is why we watch ONE and bare knuckle now

>>150091761
we are in the wake of the mcgregor era
nobody in the normie world is impressed by belal mutthamad and sean pissedland

I'm impressed by De Riddler

>>150091789
you would be you fucking bitch, I remember what you did Finland you stabbed me in the back so of course your sorry no account bitch ass is impressed by a guy with less offensive moves than yourself

I still believe that the better guy won

I disagree.

fuck I'm surrounded

AHHH MUH RYBS

>>150091892
cum out with your hands up
drop your drawers and bend over

GSPs swag and aura just hit different a true Man amongst men

>>150091557
Fuck

>>150091918
>drops massive condom depot endorsed DDPs
>you are suddenly scared
*heems you*
protect yourself at all times

>>150091923
true, he normalized gay sex performances en ufc
he walked so cuckbib could shimmy

GSP chased aliens? Context?

>>150091989
Turn on your monitor

>>150091435
Here you go blud

>>150092036
you little ding dong of a ting yea

Sizzling and summer? in 1992? nuh huh.

I fucked Dana's wife.

condoms? i dont use that crap

Me to Brazil haters

>>150092185
this but unironically

me to dc hayters

>>150092036
Bodied that freak

*farts*
WANNANOW

>>150091032
That's a lot of meat, guy. You coming out or something?

>>150092192
I'm tired of pretending that Pereira isn't a fraud

>>150092216
it's a stiff ham too

I'm always impressed by porn whores ability to eat each others assholes. most of the time a pussy is already danger territory, but these pilled up whores just go right in and start licking away at applebee's stains. That's commitment

>>150092133
I fucked dana's white

>>150092219
I don't get what the appeal is now. So he lost to this boring moslem shitter, ok, now the rest of his life is just appearing in random places like Steven Seagal. Maybe that was in his contract, if I lose I just show up sometimes on instagram.

>>150091829
what the hell man

Zhang Minyang

just how bad is josh emmett

just how smelly is paige vanzants tuna box

>>150091172
King of the UAE

how come there's no real lanklets in heavyweight? like struve was tall but he wasn't lanky. i'm talking like basketball player type shi

>>150092322
the average pro coonball player is 6'6"
tom aspinall is 6'5" close enough

>>150092322
beyond a certain height it stops being beneficial to be super tall when it comes to mma (unlike kickboxing)
the cut off for heavyweight is about 6'4/6'5

>>150092322
we just watched lewis gatekeep one

>>150092322
NBA rookie players make like 10M a year on average

>>150092378
yeah but it seems weird there aren't a few holloway/o'malley typa niggas around. guys like aspinall or blaydes are natural heavyweights and the rest of the guys are just fat middleweights, so there should be at least a couple dudes that are tall as fuck but not particularly built

>>150092432
Who in the fuck asked you that question?

>>150092432
Overpaid cans! Martin Buday clears them all!

>>150092459
hey bro mind if i sign your little buday photo too

Dapper Dan hooker

why are stilt coons being discussed in my heem

>>150092435
mate Holloway is 5’11 with a 69” reach, if you want an example of a lanky fighter at lightweight it’s jalin turner or ignacio bahamondes
with omalley you start to see the downsides of being a skinny/lanky fighter in combat sports, he’s extremely fragile

Dana should make fighters fight right after the weigh in

wish Whitey Bulger killed Dana if I'm honest

dana white should kill fighters if they dont perform well

>>150092499
oh yeah i meant holloway at featherweight i should've clarified

>>150092494
for some reason a load of retards are convinced they’re le heckin elite athletes

>>150092519
the lankiest fighter at featherweight is woodson
think of the tallest fighter ever in every division and 9/10 times they’re a fucking can

Brazilian fighters should fight for the crust off Dana's turkey sandwich

>>150092510
based mick
who here mass

>>150092322
mate lanklets get ragdolled by natural weight fighters. that would be even worse at HW.

>>150092558
dont say yay
thats a slang term for cocaine and im a recovering addict
please respect that fat when posting in the heem

I bet Dana gets pissed when you guys post webms of heems

>>150092575
>that fat
Have another drink anon

heeminder ciryl gane failed to become successful in the european basketball leagues

hey nickals, shatafaka

holy fuuuuck i'm feeling so focused and happy right now because of all the coke i just snorted ooouugh yeaah

>>150092595
>ufc is a bunch of dropouts from other sports
been saying this for years

>>150092617
based smart but lazy sport

>>150092606
Same but because I just melted 92% cacao dark chocolate with some peanut butter together

>>150092617
It’s true but most champs are lifelong martial artists
At the minute it’s only Volk and JDM who started in other sports, both rugby players

>>150092606
it doesnt make you happy or focused, just scared and horny

UFC is a bunch of potential rapists and future felons masquerading as devoted martial artists and always has been

>>150092655
>>150092663
Just when I thought I was free of the curse.
Now I have to stare at Gooby's dick for 2 hours again

Oh god.. I-I can feel it.. taking over me... AAAUAUAUUUH-
goobert doobert doo! woo woo woo! gooby dooba goobert! haahahah

>>150092678
the quintonsensei brawler vs martial artist debated

>>150092678
and grooming victims

>>150092696
they finally got him...

Ciryl Gane Pneumothorax

when do we get to see dricus du fécé verbally rape the dagestani mountain rat cuntlip

>>150092739
tonight in your dreams

guys I gave it a shot and I might shit post with you occasionally, but I cannot force myself to watch another mma or ufc card. I realize I quit watching for a reason. Shit is a straight embarrassment now, it should have died like roller derby. I love and will miss you all, but I'm done trying to care about this shit product

>>150092739
it's going to be worse than you could imagine

Arman shit his jocks the day before he was set to face Islam is he kwab of the year

1st for smiff

>>150092751
just watch the fights that interest you why would you force yourself to watch a full card?

>>150088392
former two times BMF challenger Dustin Poirier

And he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those cheques from peahead

just how shit is conor mcgregor

>>150092839
Sad as it is to really admit, we have video evidence of canor at the doc, getting told his shin was already fractured going into it. Seeing as the evidence came out while his shin was snapped, it would be impossible to fake him walking into the doctors and getting shown the x-rays.
This really does hurt Poirier's claim to victory. Far worse than Khamzat vs Whittaker and how Whittaker was already missing 2 teeth. It was still somewhat impressive to take him down and wrestlefuck him.

>>150092855
8.7/10, a hot salsa chipotle level shit
medium pain with a constant runny drip that will send you to the till about 5 times within a 3 hour period

it must be so shit not being funny

>>150092868
>ynr when Johnny beat roundtard

Unfortunately for all of my haters and the losers (of which there are many) I have returned.

>>150092862
That’s why peahead ducked and said he’s never fight him again. ANY other rivals in mma would never be satisfied with that ending and would want to beat him up more. Peahead is a failure.

>>150092503

Same-day weigh-ins significantly reduce the amount of weight fighters cut, leading to improved safety and athlete performance. One of many reasons Muay Thai fighters can rack up hundreds of fights, they're cutting very little weight compared to mma fighters.

>izzy
constantly stance switches because hes uncomfortable and cant read his opponent
>dricus
constantly stance switches because he's elite and can land from every angle

Dricus Dad-Plessis will ass rape Khamzat Chimtard so badly that he will contract HIV AIDS from deep dicking his bloody pozz-hole for the better part of half an hour on August 15th.

dricus doesn't know what a stance is he just stands completely square and wings punches as he wobbles backs and forth

>>150092959
Hey could you please stop pretending to be me? Thanks.

When Dricus beats Khamzat, Khamzat will be Umar status

>>150092978
khamzat is already a nobody
he hasnt had a finish in 3 years and it was against kevin holland lmao
he was a covid baby just like strickshit

>he was a covid baby just like strickshit
what is blud waffling about

umar is practically retired at this point

>>150092998
When Khamzat caught le covid his 80iq inbred walnut brain really got so scared he retired because he thought he was gonna literally keel over and die. Kwaboty.

>>150092998
hello achmed, i will explain
due to the travel restrictions of the covid era and the assembly of the UFC apex, fighters who were willing to work for peanuts were given multiple fights and faulty rankings to promote themselves higher within their divisions
dumb cunt

khamzat is one of the greatest fighters of all time
for the next two weeks

ratlip fought in the apex twice and it was in the same week against unranked cans
what is blud waffling about

Cyril Gane has the most beautiful, form, suckable breasts of any fighter in the UFC. Imagine sitting in his lap, suckling that nourishing Ganemilk as he softly coos and strokes your hair. Levels.

ciryl gane's right lung collapses if he tries too hard

>>150093058
thanks for letting me know, i was honestly to lazy to look a the rats record
your gaypex baby is getting milked by the real african white man

>>150093038
Yeah too bad the second he wasn't dirt poor anymore he switched up completely back to the usual brazza squat on his spot spot, pick and choose matchups, and demand title shots playbook.

>>150093059
You might be a fag

>>150093008
Umar just needs to wait for his daddy Merab to finish clearing out his division then call for his rematch. He is with Ali right so that'll almost certainly be what happens.

does he think i'm a ratlip fan
>getting milked
bruh

>>150093088
You just got bodied lil bro, take your L and move on.

Wildfire smoke is heeming me bros

>>150093111
Is this an absolutely dogshit quality video of some random chinks trying to kickbox? Thanks but we can just watch K-1 if we wanna see that kind of garbage.

>>150093133
Burning local?

And how come nobody told me I fucked up my namefagging?

Damn. This thread sucks. Hope the next one is better.

Heem is shit right now.

Where is spammy? Why isn't spammy here right now?

just how bad is middleweight

Hopefully something really bad (and painful) happened to him.

Ribovics Is 3 fotn in 3 fights thats heem aprovved shiet my cte boy stand hard unfazed by neurons

middleweight is unironically stacked. at the very bottom of the rankings it's abus and kopylov, both well rounded with notable striking talent. these are all high level guys who happen to be retarded. at the very top we finally see some three digit iqs.

>>150093358
strickland said abus was shit

>>150093358
Ddp 9
Imavov 7
Strickland 6
Chimaev 9
Adesanya 7
Rdr 8
Borralho 7
Whittaker 8
Cannonier 6
Dolidze 5
Hernández 5

>>150093368
And now he's banned from mma, Abus won.

>>150093377
hard to refute

>>150093368
abus took the first round from him on all cards. fixed cardio abus is champ level.

>>150093377
They wrong for that it was shitty small show problably benefited everyone more than anything

>>150093370
strickland raped imavov on less than a week's notice

>>150088601
really wanted this dude to get hit by a car

>>150091335
the brunette chick from the webm is not attractive. 5/10 with a gallon of makeup

>>150093389
Current shapes
Strickland is on the cuck chair right now shouldnt be ranked

>>150093388
stricklands the kawb of the century for having that little control of himself.

>>150093383
abus is a prime candidate for these.
just make a stealth clear one or skin colour one and no 1s the wiser

he'll only be banned for like 6 months you goofs and he needs time off anyway

>>150093426
here comes the strickpenis sucker

Insider here: Cena was a tuneup fight for Brock. He's spoken with Dana and Ari about headlining UFC White House 1. He's open to whoever has the belt next July.

https://x.com/WWE/status/1952184443902337478

oh that's why /heem/ is dead the countless faggots who post here were watching mandrama

strickland is hopeless. he money cucked his coach for speaking his mind. and his coach bent the knee because he cares about financial security more than stricklands career or development as a martial artist.

>>150093439
Can they book someone of the WWE against asspinal?? Obviously none of the flips or jumps so they dont injure Tom

>>150093446
Strickraped's only appeal to people is mandrama.

>>150093466
Of course they could. UFC and WWE are the same company.

>>150093439
wtf did brock win the belt?
so bizarre, they fed him the undertaker streak, and now heel cena?

330 am in Britain btw

Rampage is a full time streamer now. I see a ton of video clips from him on my tiktok fyp. Zoomers love him.

>>150093466
aspinall would look like an npc in a WWE ring. you dont understand the power of these soap opera actors

>>150093466
Tom's knee collapses from throwing kicks

>>150093474
No. Brock didn't win the belt. Cena had just lost his match against Cody Rhodes, and Brock's music hit after the match. Brock got a big pop, quickly heemed Cena, and the show is over. Cena is retiring this year, and he'll now have a storyline with Brock.

burgers are so terrified of being up late lmao

how can you call yourself an mma fan if you haven't had anogenital contact with ufc featherweight austin bashi

Cain flopped in WWE. You need a look and charisma. No one cares about your shoot fighting skills.

Austin Bashi is the opposite of Kody Steele

Muay thai base but fell in love with his grappling

With 6 months of take down defense training, Charles Leclerc would be a PROBLEM at 155.

>>150093497
Maybe in WWE, Cain is beloved in AAA. Josh Barnett does collab shows with indie promotions and people come from all over the world to watch him fake fight

the only thing i'm scared of is toilet snakes

>>150093484
For sure if they hit some of the wwe moves in ufc it would be deadly

4am in britain now btw

>>150089385
Sapp is like 50 years old, how the heck is he still fighting

the ghost of christmas 4am oOoOo

The freaks get really angsty when you tell them what they are

no it's not

a christmas carol but the ghosts are anthony smith, darren till and war machine

sleep is important

4am means you have nothing going on your life

Dick Parkin my meng into ya bussy playa

he's at the gym training at 4 am and you losers are denigrating him

>>150093589
How do you know it's a guy

>solves judging
nothing personnel Adalaide Byrd

>>150093593
because women can't stay up past 12 am

>>150093601
it's beautiful

>>150093601
fighter gloves should have some sort of force impact sensors in them, and they tally up the total psi or what have u at the end

WE ARE LIVE
https://www.twitch.tv/evo

>>150093621
You ARE a DUMBASS

>>150093621
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>150093621
no smash no watch

>>150093621
>digital mma

>>150093621
nick fuentes is on tomorrow night

I farted myself awake again

>>150093542
Kek they're so slow and stupid it's soon 7am here

>>150093660
*farts you back to sleep*

83 days until Gane fights.

>>150093674
He looks like that Arthur Joshua from the pillowtap with a beard

>>150093669
Kvassblob warned of the stink in an american fart

>>150093685
purely a coincidence

>>150093492
Haven't watched that crap since I was a kid. I'm curious has pw started to do real mma moves since tko era? Like has anyone started doing a twister sub? Or a triangle? I know the roman reigns dude does a kekin double leg takedown that somehow is supposed to heem the opponent. Has anyone done a sprawl and the announcers are like BAW GAWD HE SPRAWLED THE ROMAN TAKE DOWN SON OF A BITCH! Or has anyone just done a rear naked choke or face crank and won? Or are those moves still something that literally everyone kicks out of?

Any news on Nick Diaz?

Last I heard he was trapped at a rehab in Mexico.

>>150093715
>mexico
>rehab

>>150093715
he's doing fine man stop asking questions

>>150093705
Ummm Kurt Angle won his gold medals (unlike FAT Daniel Cormier) with a broken neck sweaty

>>150093719
let me see him to make sure he's alright

>>150093718
>>150093719

when your boys got your back no questions asked

great; its another, i have to decode finlands post to understand what this n is saying

>>150093747
You could always just ask bappa I'm like an open book no homo

having a existential meltdown because I'm too retarded to install ufc undisputed 3

>>150093738
why is it like the alien photo

>>150093764
do you mean undisputed forever you fucking retard letting canada become india instead of importing more asians dumb fuck country i installed it on a faggot steam deck you can manage mutahar

>le gormet chenchen vs dricus de bussy

heeminder this random 243 year old chinese restaurant prophesied this fight

Is B.J. Penn homeless ever since they cloned his family?

>>150093807
nah hes living in the guest house

the plot twist is that bj was the clone all along

>>150093824
sounds like the plot to a 2009 sci fi/mystery movie

>>150093801
yellow or brown asian both are sent here to serve as bio weapons to disrupt the ethnic composition of the country. just because you were indoctrinated into finding chinky features attractive doesn't mean my nation should be demolished

>>150093802
There is a parisian metro called Bussy St Georges I'm in dismay to relay

>>150093842
im so afraid reading this

>>150093842
josh parisian mentioned

>>150093843
Don't be scared homie

>>150093705
I only saw clips on Ariel of old ass Goldberg losing and retiring. It looked like a back take- hooks in and rear naked choke that he went out to so maybe they have to change shit up since mma is so known to people??

oh dear God please help me

>>150093853
https://youtu.be/2ASVRQrT-pU?si=1bh_IfzSjecrQOy7

>>150093853
kek nice. gonna steal this and post it on r/mma

Just remembered Sam Alvey will be fighting Robelis Despaigne

andy wang bro? now that guy is a warrior

chills

>>150093853
>oh dear God ple-ACK

>>150093894
the bobert whittaker of the hw division... take that how you will...

The heavyweight champion of the world is White.

>>150093851
Goldberg and Helwani I can smell the gefilke fish from here

>>150093894
Why would tom post this?

>>150093915
Retard genes I’m afraid

The lineal UFC and PRIDE heavyweight CHAMPION of the WORLD has a name and yall musta forgot, that name is Francis Ngannou... whether you like it or not...

fat frank the voodoo child killer vacated his belt sadly
many such cases among the melanated

rest of the world bros.. did we get too cocky?

Tomorrow is another day. If today didn’t go how you planned, don’t worry about it.

>>150093948
should I try and improve on today?

>>150093948
today just started b

>>150093950
Take your time
>>150093953
Even better. Start a new day off right.

>>150093965
based i enjoy watching this uppity negro lose and speedrun cte
looked like absolute dogshit last fight

october 4th haha how about october 7th xD

>>150093977
Is that a 9/11 joke?

morning lads, i will not follow them

iaquinta 48-47

>>150093894
Zogbot race mixer retard raiser and pole marrier, Tom Aspinall

he put the hair in his mouth

>>150094016
nobody considers a kid of polish and english ancestry mixed cmon now

The title run starts now

>>150094027
Finland doesn’t actually Believe any of those things he posts. We should known this by now.

>>150094027
Hitler was pretty clear on the poles

Just mixed some blueberries to my porridge #racetraitor

>>150094080
As long as you didn't give it a passport I am okay

tom aspinall may be genetically polish, but his heart belongs to israel

>>150092862
He won the first rematch already. Sadly the shin breakup was the best outcome for gooberd in the 2nd rematch

Real quote from Jon Jones.

revenge

>obsessed
>brain broken
We're talmbout Tom Aspinall's zogbot influencer posting

>>150094095
You finna know this nigga got his ice cream cone licked by diddy

>>150094102
Funny you should say that, Jon Jones likes to take his friends (male) out for ice cream late at night. No I’m not making this up.

Isn't Jon Jones retired? Why is this english vassal state peasant obsessing over who he has sex with and fantasizing that they are male and White? Seems gay af to me

balance your budget nigga

what if jon jones is just a serial killer of homeless men?

>and White
Didn’t mention race at all actually…
Something on your mind Finland?

You usually do pardon my fumble and let's get back to discussing Aspinall's undermensch frau and mischling spud in the context of his Pay Every Penny to Save Israel insta post

Nah I don't actually
Jon R. Jones is gay for men of all races, shapes, sizes, religions etc.

Ok i got my porridge hows the vibes here

>>150093965
cowboy was a much better journeyman

Cowboy jabroni

Lucky Luke is faster than his shadow.

>>150093965
>comparing kevin holland with a guy who fought for the title 4 times including the WEC
I don't think so buddy

i saw jon jones and joe rogan get out of a limousine and enter a homeless shelter last night

>>150094189
what

>>150093939
Yes

>>150094151
My second side piece is giving me grief bappa s'tawlf

I'm so glad Holland lost to D-Rod, it's his first truly unexcusable dogshit loss. Finally people will be forced to admit that he sucks instead of parroting some bullshit like "Kevin could be a contender at 170, he only lost to middleweight grappler and great fighter at welterweight" while ignoring the fact that he exclusively beat washed fighters and bums at welterweight.

had a dream that tito ortiz flew in my window and began cutting off my fingers and telling me about onions now I love mma again

Based tito nightmare on candyman reaching for them halloweens

>>150094194
you just know they were in there doing an absolutely sultry dance routine with a bunch of chippendales guys dressed as bums

Alexander Volkanovski is UFC Champion. Not many people can say they are UFC Champion. Only 8, Islam Makhachev not included

>>150094262
This image is like walking in on your dad, your hero, your idol, absolutely devouring a massive cock

>>150094269
All three of them at the same time just how big is this cock no homo

A tuivasa sized COCK!!! FAAAATHEEEEER, NOOOOOO

>>150094287
>I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT

I CANT STOP LOOKING AT CASEY ONEILL'S FLAPJACK FEET

Tuivasa might be less fat than DC let that sink in

>>150094317
they damn sure aint gonna float

Fernand Magellan

My nigga Princip with the shooter

>>150090934
If it wasnt nerve gas what caused him to go out like that?

>>150094361
you just aint believe enuff bappa

>>150094361
Nigga think he Rick flair

>begins to believe hard
>sees red
>has seizure
gonna sue Dana White for this

>>150094204
I still refuse to believe these were official poofc animations. No one has ever provided a yt link with any of these in it as proof

>>150094381
But they happened lol

I think UFC had better graphics thirty fucking years ago, what is that shit

Make the thread hoe

*makes it*

I'm never gonna make it

There's already a thread >>150093007

anyone got the nappa gane?

Did the thing

>>150094422
that is not a /heem/ thread. make a new one

Shan't I declare in despair

>>150093544
Not famous enough to fully retire.